Pappy's Flatshare - Slamdown w/ John Kearns & Olga Koch (Flush the toilet) S9E10

Episode Date: June 3, 2019

Neither “Tom!” nor “Ben!” want to flush the toilet so Matthew says we’re gonna have to have a Flatshare Slamdown!Russian comedian, Olga Koch, and erm.... ermmm..... who is it again? Oh John Kearns! Join Pappy's to fight it out and decided who's going to flush that loo.Features: forgetful friends, dirty nails, wet clothes and generally lots of wunny ctuffJohn Kearns - https://twitter.com/johnsfurcoatOlga Koch - https://twitter.com/rocknrolgaPappy’s - https://twitter.com/pappystweetSupport us on Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/pappysflatsharePappy’s Flatshare Slamdown features Matthew Crosby, Ben Clark and Tom Parry with special guests John Kearns and Olga Koch. It was devised by Pappy’s with producer Ben Walker. Big thanks to everyone who came down to see the recording, to Gwyn Rhys Davies for helping out and to The Pleasance for having us.Edited by Emma CorshamPappy’s Flatshare Slamdown is a Fuzz Production for Acast and the internet Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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What is it, Matthew? What is it little buddy? Well thank you very much it's great to have you here but one of you two has got to flush the toilet this week. Well Matthew it's not going to be me. No for two reasons number one I number two. Ben Clark what about you you're going to flush the toilet this week? No I'm not two. Ben Clark, what about you? Are you going to flush the toilet this week? No, I'm not going to do it. It's like the old saying. If it's yellow, let it mellow. If it's brown, keep it around. If it's red, go to the doctor. Well, there's only one way to settle this. We're going to have to have a...

Flush! Yes, Master! Is anyone with a settle this? We're gonna have to have a... Flashes! Flashes! Flashes! Flashes! Flashes! Flashes! Flashes! Flashes! Flashes! Flashes!

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It's Tom Perry and Ben, is it Clark? Oh, what a pleasure to be here. Cooler, Shaker, what a band. What a strong band, they were. Oh, what happened to them? I think they did a few interviews where they talked about how the swastika was a symbol of peace. And people sort of went off them pretty quickly. So they should reform.

It's a good time for Christmas. They have to reform. It's never been a bad time for Crispin Mills to stop making those awful movies. Now, obviously, flashing the toilets, Tom and Ben, is not a one person job. We all know that. Who have you brought with you as your number two's this week, Tom? Well, Matthew, terrible news. The Jamboree was in danger. Oh, good lord. I know. I was accused. Jai accused of not being international enough. I can't speak French for one.

And so, well, I've hired a brand new international ambassador to take this Jamboree worldwide all the way from Russia it is the wonderful miss Olga cock Olga cock Olga thank you for coming on the show now we haven't a chat before this I normally ask what kind of a flatmate people are or if they've got any theme related stories and you did say you've got you you you wanted to talk a little bit about the toilets okay so I have a pretty bad one and I was just like everyone to know collectively

that if at any point you feel uncomfortable you can just veto me telling the story. Well don't give the audience that power because if any point they feel uncomfortable they could veto stuff this would be a pretty short podcast. That's fair that's fair I take it back. What's your bad story? The year 2013. Great. Here we go. The city New Orleans Louisiana. Oh my God. It's fair. That's fair. I take it back. What's your bad story? The year 2013 great. Here we go. The city, New Orleans, Louisiana

Oh my god. It's international. I'm there staying at an Airbnb with a couple of friends. We're going to a music festival I am the first one to arrive. I'm sharing a room with a boy. I enter the toilet and there some dry shit. Okay, so This story has everything So I'm just like oh no big time gonna flush so. It story has everything. So I'm just like, oh, no big deal, I'm gonna flush it. It's dried. Can't. There's no brush. And I'm like, fuck, what the fuck am I gonna do? Because if he arrives, he's gonna think it's me. And I'm not gonna be like, no, it's not me.

He's gonna think it's me. Because what would I say if it was me? It's not me, right? Right. So no toilet brush. I'm in a panic. I'm like, I'll use some toilet paper, but it's so dry that the toilet paper just absolutely does nothing. So there I am, horny as hell. Wait, hang on a second, what? What?

Which bit makes you horny? Because... In anticipation of the hot, new Orleans six, I'm gonna have a lot of the boy. Oh, okay, fair enough, because I was gonna say, if that makes you horny, there's stuff you can do in my flat, the wood. That's why I won't let them flush the toilet.

Long story short I scripted it up with my nails, good night. Oh! With your nails! Really regretting not going for a fist bump when you came on stage? Was he with that? Oh terrible Doral sex. Just the worst. Did you tell him I'm wrong?

I'm sure your nail stain is back. Ben, who have you brought along this week? I have bought my footballing coach. It's true. Yeah! Right? Yeah. You play every week mate.

Yeah, and we're getting better and better. That's the nature of coaching you'd hope. If you're getting worse and worse, not much of a coach. Can you put in the previous introductions? Because he hasn't finished it. We're a power team in defence. Yeah, very much so. And his name is...

My best mate. Oh, good. Oh. LAUGHTER Are you my most... I've honestly spaced on John Kerns, OK? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I haven't spaced on his name yet. John Kerns, his name. Yeah.

John Kerns! CHEERING AND APPLAUSE What? Are you... What? What an emotional roller coaster. Wait, are you honest, he tell me you couldn't remember John's name. No, I'm a fiat. I refished it.

Just heard it. I call him Colonel. John, can I apologise on behalf of Fabius? He calls me Colonel too. The Colonel's of Corn on your fingernails is what he is. I did this to myself, don't I? All of the tactics that you did there, trying to just elongate in a way so that you didn't have to get to it.

What did you forget? He's my best friend. He fits. I see him every week. Clark, how can you forget John's name? He is. I know the problem is that. He's much to me. We've got your first name, and that's the easiest name

to remember in the world. We are going to thrash these guys. There is no team spirit over there. John, I can only apologise. No worries. It is John, right? I'm sorry. Don't you spirit over there John I can only apologize no worries It is John right So John what kind of a wow this is this is unprecedented in the eight years you've been doing this podcast Have you ever forgotten anyone's no no, we've had some shit Yeah, yeah, I thought people I know we scrape that bar on my friends. What's that now?

Big fun of scraping the with the bar on, Gekark. So, so John, welcome to the show. Thanks for having me. It's about, hello John. It's a pleasure of at least two of us. Talk us through it. You also had some toilet related situation. Yes, well, it's similar to Olga's in that it's not about it's

about the person coming in. Hang on, did you leave a dried shit in a dual it's toilet? I'm very good at all sex by the way. No, so I'm in my new flat and mates coming round, there is a, an issue, an issue, a dilemma in the toilet. Basically, big problems, gone to flush, and it's all gone up. So my mates coming round, and I'm like, uh, this is a problem. Because it's all just floating there and I can't get it down. Sure. So, uh, it's yours. What do you call that thing?

Plunger? Don't ask Clark, he's fabulous. LAUGHTER That you get Ravioli out of a pan. Oh, like a strainer, like a sieve. Like a... No, there's a specific word for it. Like a collender.

No. Tongues. No tongues. I'm not an animal. What's it called? It's like for ravioli. It's like a ladle. It's ladle but flat with holes. So not a ladle at all at this.

It's never get topped but flat with holes, so not a ladle at all, Ed. LAUGHTER Never gets up to a servicelope. A strainer. Oh, it's like a strainer. Anyway, welcome to the podcast. OK, it's not a spatula. You've got a spoon just for Ravioli. How boozy is that?

Ravioli. Anyway, I'll put it in the shower, scrunched it up, washed it down the sink. Ah! Ah! And served him Ramioli? Did you get it? Did you get it?

Somehow worse than Olga. Did you dispose of the utensil afterwards? Yes, yes, yes, yes. How many years afterwards? So, we have met our contestants, but let's find out who's going to be flush with success as we play round one You are my really big Can seem to get rid of you My cloth you really did touch Now you have just got to fly But you're too big and too wide

God knows I really have tried I just don't know what to do. I've even tried, weying on you. Badadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadad Yes, I pray My big brown baby, you are so dense and warm You're big and weighty And dimpled with sweet corn So let me flush you, baby Such a big poo Wow, there we go everybody! The dulcet tones of Tom and Ben there. So round one is called Macbusted Flush. Now the rules are very simple. I am going to give each player a lyric from a song by either

Busted or Macfly. Of course. Of course. Then they will give me three potential lyrics. One will be the lyric I've given them, the other two will be one they've just made up. And it's up to the opposite team to work out which lyrics were Macbusted and which can't be trusted. So Tom, here you go. Here is your lyric. And I can tell you now, your line is from Busted's song Dawson's Geek from their 2002 self-titled debut album. Tom, I would like you to give us three lyrics. You're ready to go pretty wowed there. That was lightning fast.

He's ready to go, here we go. What? He's a lyricist. There. Yeah. Yeah. You don't know my name, you don't know the game where... ...is...

...is... ...is... ...is... Okay. You're the most beautiful girl that I've ever seen. You walked into my room like a teenage dream. Mmm. Okay?

It's good. It's great. It's great. John's moved to tears by the way. I dreamt last night we were on Dawson's Creek. You were that girl I was James Van Der Beek. I mean you could definitely write for my bastard is what we finally got here.

Damn you with faint praise. I've got the urge to knock you out. I can't handle this. The ladder by your bedroom window really takes the piss. LAUGHTER OK. All right. OK. Two.

Three. Don't ask me to repeat them. I was going to say yes. I can't. Remember. So, we've got the first one about a teenage dream. Yeah. We've got the second one, which Namechecks James van der Beek.

Yeah, that's good. We've got the third one. There's got a ladder up against the door. Referencing, of course, a TV show. Clarissa exploded all. LAUGHTER This podcast is set 20 years ago. This podcast.

Sorry, we should have explained that. It's a period piece. Which one feels believable? The second one. I'm feeling referencing that they're jumping on the back of something, these guys are all, they're just in it for the money. They're jumping on the back of the money machine at the time, which was Dorset's Cree. I don't think, with respect to him, you've got that name on the Tipea tongue, with respect.

No, he was a dog. He was a dog, wasn't. Don't paint me with Clarkies brush. Yeah. Yeah. Have you checked your carbon monoxide, I think, in this flip? Oh, go, we didn't get out of here quick. It would explain a lot.

You ever got one, have you? Yeah, we've got one. So, I'm going to go with the second one. All right. So you're going for the James van der Beek. Let's do it. Tom, I can confirm that the real lyric was, I've got the urge to knock you out and I can't handle this, the ladder by your bedroom window really takes the piss.

Oh my god. I made up the other two. He made up the one about James van der Beek. James van der Beek! Right on the end of my time. Always. Tip of the time. I'm end of my time! Always there. Tipin' of the time thinking of Jay's vanity.

Oh my god, that's a horrible lyric. It's not great. It's not great. Also, I mean, it was a different time. So, this is yours, John. This is yours, and I can tell you now that your line is from the song Who's David by Busted from their 2003 album, A Present for Everyone. Tom and Olga, you're to guess. Who's David by busted from their 2003 album, a present for everyone?

Tom and Olga, you're to guess. Is this a Christmas song? What? The album was called a present for everyone. The song is called Who's David? Oh. Is this the song? It was not written by Clark.

LAUGHTER Oh dear. So go live in the house of David if you like, but be sure he don't know Peter John or Mike. Alright, tell you what, John's really flexing his knowledge and names here. Slap in clarky in the face. Florentagip. Have a four names in that. That's a lot of dudes.

Kneeling by the hearth. Stocking full, what on earth? Tip towing down the stairs. Just going to my two, who's David? The album is called Present for Everyone. Who's David is the name of the song? Tip towing down the stairs. Is that you David? LAUGHTER

OK. LAUGHTER OK, so... A present for everyone, and something for everyone in those three lyrics. So we started off with... Number one, so go live an ounce of David, if you like, but be sure he don't know Peter John or Mike, kneeling by the hearth, the stocking is full, what on earth? Tip doughing down the stairs. Is that you David? There we go, it's got perfect recall. That is fucking haunting. Talk us through, what do you think

at the moment guys? What I, what all girl I was just considering is, we think when I said is it a Christmas song, that's taken John down that room. Oh, it absolutely has. So, so basically, Tom, Tom, you're 100% right with that. So, you put a Christmas into his head. I once was in there, it wasn't going anywhere. Stalking foot, so one of them's got a stocking for. Oh, there you.

And then the other one is tip-towing down the stairs. So those two very much feel of a piece. You can sit down any day of the year! I think all the way for the summer. The stairs are really warm. So with that in mind, which one are you thinking? First one. It was the first one. It was the first one.

It was the first one. Well done there. So, yeah. This is a good game. That was fine. The two lines you came up with feel like they could be part of a song that you should write. You should write a sort of panty. Nealing by the hearth, stocking full,

what on earth, tiptoeing down the stairs. Is that you, David? That's good, I'm not turning it off. I'm not turning it off. I'm not buying it, but I'm not turning it off. If that pops up on six music, sure. Yeah, I'm walking out the room by that. I'm keeping it playing.

LAUGHTER Olga, I've got one for you here. There you go. Now, Olga, I can tell you, your line is from McFly, from their song, Transylvania, from the 2006 album, Motion in the Ocean. Ooh. Okay. A classic. An absolute classic. Were you a fan of McFly? I don't know, I can ask if I was a fan of Ann Bullin. I'm bullied. I mean, you most likely give it away, which one is yours? So all three of these would not have to have Anne Bolin in them. Tom is... You're welcome. I'm now the dumbest person on this thing. Can I say, Tom, is so good at getting in people's heads. He did it so well with the Christmas thing for John, but he actually got into...

A classic cell phone here. You've got into your own teammates. I was such a weird moment. I was like, he should be laughing more what the fuck yeah only you can read that Olga and we don't know what it is but now I think all of them will have to somehow feature Amber Lin so this is from Flyers Transylvania

we know two words the others at this stage I could beat the upper crap Okay, very surreal are you a fan? But I mean the question still stands Olga are you a fan? How does she how does she do I'm? Amblin yeah, go ahead it headed yeah How does she die? I'm, I'm a lit. Go ahead it.

Go ahead it. That's the one. I thought she survived the footage of the life today. No. No. Yeah, I hate it very good. The divorce beheaded died. The divorce beheaded.

It's all torn. It's all torn. Okay, Olga. Yeah. I needed no time when I did mine. I needed no time. Yeah, but all he was a rat Christmas mate. Yeah. Okay, Olga. Yeah? I needed no time when I did mine. I needed no time.

Yeah, but all he was a rat Christmas mate. Yeah. Well, it didn't rhyme. Anne-Bolin, my only queen, under her pedicotes, some skin. Sexy. Oh, sexy. Sexy McFly. Anne-Bolin, she kept a tin, which all her hopes and dreams were in.

Really shit, really shit, McFly. Ann-Bolin, she kept him keen. She was only just a teen. No, she was a McFly. It was a different time, McFly. She was only just a teen. OK, so was it. They were all really good by the way.

Now was it at Ambulin Show? I need to be sure to do my... Was it Ambulin Keeping a Tin? Or was it Ambulin as a teen? I think she had a tin. They liked all that stuff. What McFly or Ambulin? The Tudors, loads of like little tins next to the...

Great to have Simon Sharmer on the show So which one are you gonna go for you John John's leaning towards the tin Clarkie to your back your teammate that you've just met Back into the hilt let Let's go tin. You are correct. Oh, that is even the point stack. You're weird. Now finally, Ben, we'll give this one to you. This is for Olga and Tom to guess. Your line is from the Ballad Paul K from McFly's 2005 album Wonderland. Let's have your three lines, please. You,

concert only, make his day. If you scream from your window, at jolly old, Paul K. You didn't look at his paper once, but he was doing that. Didn't look at his paper once. No, it. He knows it off my heart.

It's just always there. He doesn't like to mention applying for his pension. Any of these could be it. That's the problem. They're so shit. He's going to be doomed. He could make your day if you shout out the window or they're jolly old Paul Kay. He doesn't like to mention about his pension.

OK, what else do we have? He's famous for eating his salads. Of Paul Kay, this is his ballad. Oh. We think I enjoyed those. I enjoyed them all. Yeah. We both immediately said we think it's the second one. Like just like right there. So I don't quite know why. But you we think it's the second one. Like just like right there. So I don't quite know why. It's the second one. It's the telepathy of teamwork there. You two think it's the so so we we had initially yeah we had the one about people shouting out the window at him. We had the one about him applying for a pension, and then we had the third one. The ballad. So, the ballad.

The ballad and the salad. The second one. The ballad. You were saying it's the right one, yeah. It was indeed. It was indeed the pension. Congratulations there, so... APPLAUSE

At the end of that round, Bruce Ben, what are the scores? Well, Tom and Olga have got 15. John and Ben have got five. Oh, my God. That doesn't sound great. Love you. I've got 15, John and Ben have got five. Oh my god. That doesn't sound great. Do you want to see what the world is really like? Yes.

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Hey cast helps creators launch grow and monetize their podcast everywhere a cast.com Well Ben and John are looking a little flushed at walls top and Algorithm flushed, but that could all change. We play round two. It's flat game Let's play forever If you win you can go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go happening live. Really is. And thanks to all eight of you. Yes, we are playing flat games where this time we are going to be doing our version of the board game, the settlers of Catan. Yes, finally. Finally, we're taking on the settlers of a Catan, which we're calling the Metalas of Catan. In it, I'm going to ask each contestant to sing about a famous cat or a famous Anne. Of course. Without saying even cat or a famous Anne. Of course.

Without saying either, we know famous Anne already. We know famous Anne already. Without saying either cat or Anne to the tune of a popular rock song, hence the Metalas. The Metalas of Cat Anne. The Metalas of Cat Anne. Their team, it has to guess the Anne or the cat they're singing about. And I'll also, of course, as always, award points for Maximum Rock-Ellage. So, Ben, you are up first.

Oh my god! Ben, here we go. You're up first. Here is your cat or indeed your Anne. Your song is Living on a Prayer by Bon Jovi. Yes. Okay. Let's hear the music. DJ Pocket Louse, will you rock? I don't know much about her, I confess Except that she is a princess She's a princess And that is a little bit racist

Recently he crashed his car And that was her shame We don't need to point blame Yes, he better hold on This is a something what you I'll feed you any malice. Oh, she lives in a palace. Oh, she tricks. She probably does it from a childless. Oh She live in a palace. Oh Fantastic as always strong work

Lot of spirit I'm giving I'm giving you a full 10 points for Rockilage there, Ben Clark. You gave half of her name. I was going to, I mean, I'm so sorry. I mean, I don't know if that's like saying that if someone's called like Miss or Mr. It's not going to be Princess Cat, is it? Let's, let's allow, let's allow now that it is a very good point you make there Tom, but let's see if John Kerns can crack the enigma code and tell us, tell us now for five points, who was he singing about? Well just before I say, okay yes I love this, take a cat.

There's a cat in the aristocrats, that is called Princess. Is that your final answer? Oh, that could have been. But in this case, we're talking about a horse, Princess Anne. Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh, correct.

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Here is your cat or Anne, and your song is Don't Want to Miss A Thing by Erasmith. Now, a bang-a. Little pro tip. Don't read to Miss A Thing by Erasmith. Now a bang a little pro tip don't read out what's on that bit of paper to everybody else. Keep it yourself. Here we go. That's valid. DJ Bucket Louse once more rock the house. Get your phones. Get those lighters in there. So I'm doing it with the verse, right? Shhh.

I can be around the girl who played Clarissa, but it's another TV series from the same exact time era. I'm fluffy friend, a covered in black fur. And the name I have is a reference to the burning of the women. I know how many more clues oh shit I don't even know. I don't want to eat duck food. Because I'm not a dog I'm a household pet though. I'm a pet of Millicent John Hart. Oh, thank you. Such a strong performance there. And I think that rock you just go all the way up to 11 there.

So 11 points for the rock you age. However, Tom, do you know what cat or Ann she was singing about? So, this isn't my area of expertise. Okay, that's all right. Those kind of teenage witches. But I'm guessing it's Sabrina's cat. It is Sabrina's cat. And I think from the clue, I think Sabreena's cat

was called Salem. Yes! Oh! Oh! Oh, my God! Fantastic work there. Oh, nicely done. Oh, my God.

OK, so John, it is now your turn. Here you go. Here's your cat or your an. And your song is, we're going to take you all the way back to 1991. Smells like teen spirit. Oh, the band of honor. DJ Bucket Louse. Let's get grunge. SMTV is what I remember her from, with Aunt and Deck, they stood either side of her. She smiled at me on my TV, she was...

She was... She was the best part of the song this summer. I'm a big fan of Fred on TV. I was sick on S&TV. She was my girlfriend on S&TV. She was my girlfriend on S&TV. She was my girlfriend on S&TV. She was back home right on a TV. I never met her! She never replied!

Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness. It's right. You're going to have to give you 11 out of 11 for a rock you're in there. Fantastic. It's good stuff. But Ben Clark, what was John Kern's, who in fact was John Kern singing about there?

Was it a cat? Was it an Ann? It was Cat Deely. It was Cat Deely! Really good. That's really good. So we're going to end this with you. Emotional!

It was really emotional. It took us on a journey. Tom, that's for you. Olga, you are guessing. The song you're going to be singing along to is Sweet Child of Mine by Guns and Roses. And you know what, I've always seen you as a child of mine. Ready Tom? DJ Bucket Laos

Let's get nasty. It's quite high in, we can tell you that now. It's quite high, I'm gonna tell you that now, it's quite high. She's got smiling eyes in the soft, I don't know where she is, because she's in the loft, she's riding something loving, kids are diarrhea. She's got smiling, and it's really nanny If only she'd come down from the attic I'd like to open up her book and read Oh, hello hiding from the Nazis.

Oh, I see it's behind it from the Nazis. Oh, fantastic. A fantastic performance there. APPLAUSE It's a very loud song, there's a reason she was caught. It's... It was a very strong song, Tom. Oh! And you did a very good job. I'm going to give you ten out of ten for the rock there.

I want those points. Olga. Olga, have you got any idea who he was singing about? N Frank. It was actually Anne of Green Gables. Now this is the strange thing you just didn't know if you were, so you just went, took a point, just rounded up. Took a point.

No, it was, of course, Anne Frank now. Producer, producer Ben. At the end of that round, what's... What is the score I'm talking point not morally. What is the score at the end of that round? And if you would give it to us to the tune of the riff from Smoke on the Water, please. Oh my gosh. Lovely stuff. Tom and Olga have 46. John and Ben have 36. Oh wow!

Okay, so only 10 points in it. So, from rock and roll to between a rock and a hard point. You work hard. You work hard for those points. So from rock and roll to between a rock and a heart at a place. You work hard. You work hard for those points. So from rock and roll to between a rock and a heart place, we attempt to solve your flat-based problems in Beef Brothers. Swing!

You've got a problem, I'm calling a problem. If you've got a problem, call it a beat. If you've got a beef, maybe we can help you, from the zoning at your beef. Yes, it's Beef Brothers, where each week we ask our parlors to sort out a flat share-based beef. And today's one comes from Charlie, who is in the audience. Charlie, are you there? Yes, I am.

Hello Charlie, now Charlie writes, My housemate always puts his dripping wet laundry above mine on our clothesource. Oh! Mine is usually dry before he even puts his up. Mine gets soaked again, and so the cycle continues. Lovely ending there Charlie. John and Ben, you are on Charlie's side, Olga and Tom, you are on the side of his flatmate. Do we have a name for the flatmate? You don't have to give a name if you don't want to. It's Tom. It's Tom. So Tom and Olga... Like him already.

You're on Tom's side. You to, it's Tom. It's Tom. So Tom and Olga, like I'm already. You're on top. You're on top, so I'm on top. Get and went in about things. Yes. Please. Oh, that's where we draw the line, is it? Yes. I like men.

Absolutely vulgar. Before we have our actual cases across examination, any questions for Charlie? Big question. But Charlie, this hour-close-horse business, you pay for it separately, or did you pay for it together? Is it hour-close-horse?

Came with the flat. It's a straw-out sir. And it proof. Anything from Ben and John here? What's your housemates? Oh Name name Tommy Lucky you fucking kidding me

Fucking something's going on. So are you all right Clarky you're all right What's going on? No, we're tired What shape is this? Close-horse. I've never had to describe the shape. Like a... They boxed themselves both into a corner, haven't they? Like a K on its side?

That's the kind I've got. It's not a standard one. It's attached to the wall. Ah! Above, above. It's like a towel rail. So it's like two bits it's attached to the wall. Ah, ah. Above, above. It's like a towel rail. So it's like two bits that come out off the wall over the back. Is it like a line that you pull out from the wall?

No. What the hell is it? Let's let him tell you. He just told us, he just told us, but he didn't describe it in enough detail for me to picture it. Get your shits going. I'll show. I'll show you.

There's a wall. There's a wall. It's a wall. It's a wall. It's. Yeah, there's a wall. There's a wall. A wall to pro. For the podcast audience. Did you podcast Charlie? Now Charlie, you're doing a wonderful job. We could picture the wall.

We've all got it in our minds. Excellent. Let's hear the rest of it. A third up the wall. The other back. The other back. That comes out across the bar, over the bar. Oh, okay.

So it literally is. Like a towel rail. Yeah. Like a towel rail. Oh. yeah, yeah, and they'll surprise Because above that, there's another one. Someone said towel rack five minutes ago Charlie for the podcast audience There's a real tension in the room But I like it so yes, so you so one on top of the other say two towel rails that rails. Two towel rails that you're using as close dryers. Fair enough.

Your clothes are dry first, right? Which means you put the clothes on first. So, you put the clothes on first. This is going to stop you right there. I'm going to stop you right there because I feel like this is a case. You're actually making your case here rather than a question. I was going to ask the financials going to make the case and it's not going to be this. You're putting making your case here rather than... I don't have a question. Fanshawe's gonna make the case and it's not gonna be this. You're...

You're putting the clothes on. I'm gonna stop it right now because it feels like this is conjecture. You can ask a question, but you can't describe a scene. What's your address? Don't worry, he'll forget it in 10 seconds. You like to sign this bathroom, do you? Also, what's your name again? Charlie, is a question.

If you're the one putting your clothes on the towel rack first, why'd you choose to put it on the bottom towel rack and not the top one? Oh. Don't have very long arms. Does it have very long arms? He's got an answer for everything. To the slippery customer.

Can you reveal to the courtroom now the length of your arms please? Because if they're abnormally short, they may be got a point, but... My housemate is taller than me. He's hot. How tall is he? Wait, is he here? Oh, he's here!

Oh, hi, Tom! Okay, can you both stand up please? And I'll describe it for the podcast audience at home Charlie. OK, so there's about... Tom is taller. There's barely a foot difference, right? Can you put your arms in the air please? There is foot.

And can you wave your arms around? And now can you jump up and down please? I've got that! Good man, with power! You've got Tom here, Tom. do we have any questions for Tom himself? Because he's here in the room. Olga? What size jeans are you wearing? Length or width?

Nice. Oh, width is courtroom. Just got spicy. You know the WR jeans is waste. Not width, right? Yeah, sorry. I can't believe someone just got schooled by Clarky. What jobs do you do? Is one of you outdoors more than the other? Does one of you get closed dirtier

and more often than the other? I'm in engineer. You're an engineer? Engineer. So you're in an office? In an office, a twist. LAUGHTER Interesting. Charlie, what do you do? I'm a project manager.

Okay, so in which case, I'm going to call upon John Kerns to begin the case for the prosecution. I remember John, you're on Charlie's side. Your minute begins now. Charlie, can I call you Charlie? Yes. My mother always taught me to never leave a wet towel on your bed linen. I'm sure you're aware of that. I'm sure you are, aren't you, Charlie? Yes.

We were brought up with manners, is that right Charlie? Right, it's right, yes. We were brought up how to... ...had to live life, but to also look after ourselves before anyone else's author, it was your bed, wasn't it Charlie? 15 seconds left. Maybe Tom wasn't brought up that way, education, education, education. Just look after him mate. Three seconds left. Okay. John Kern to everybody, beginning the case for the prosecution. Okay, lots of chew on there, lots of chew on.

I'm now gonna call upon Olga to begin the case for the defense, you're on Tom's side, off you go. Look, Tom's taller, he has a better job. Tom's taller. He has a better job. He knows that he's ahead. And that's why he's generous enough to give Charlie all the time in the world to hang his laundry first. Because he likes to give Charlie a head start.

But even with that head start, Charlie can't anticipate that the only place the Tom could hang his laundry after Charlie's done is on top of his drawing laundry. So let me ask you, the audience, how much slack can you cut a man until it's his own fault? That is, clothes is wet again. Thank you. Love you, stop. Good question. Charlie, do you wear slacks? How do you think it's going so far? I'm looking forward to Ben's work.

You're going to work. Okay, you're in a small gang there. Tom, how are you feeling about the case? I think all the facts are bubbling to the surface and it's going to be a fair result. It's got a nice way with words. What the fuck are these two? I didn't know what I liked. I've got a lot of time for it.

Fuck it. They're really ringing around us. Petrified. That's really petrified. The old Therunny rings roundless is not on my chat, I'd say. I don't know much about the courtroom. Imagine a lawyer, okay. Okay, okay, okay, okay, I'm running rings.

The mic falls on. I want it to be on, they're running rings around me! The Gloves don't fit! A quip! He's not wearing a glove! I'll go and show you! So as a little treat for Charlie, Ben is going to have a go. And so Ben, you are going to continue the case. For the prosecution, your minute begins now. Charlie, I sympathise mate.

The home is full of things that make stuff wet. And then other things that make stuff dry. And the whole system's fucked. a'r gwaith ymwch ymwch ymwch ymwch ymwch ymwch ymwch ymwch ymwch ymwch ymwch ymwch ymwch ymwch ymwch ymwch ymwch ymwch ymwch ymwch ymwch ymwch ymwch ymwch ymwch ymwch ymwch ymwch ymwch ymwch ymwch ymwch ymwch ymwch ymwch ymwch ymwch ymwch ymwch ymwch ymwch ymwch ymwch ymwch ymwch ymwch ymwch ymwch ymwch ymwch ymwch ymwch ymwch ymwch ymwch ymwch ymwch ymwch ymwch ymwch ymwch ymwch ymwch ymwch ymwch ymwch ymwch ymwch ymwch ymwch ymwch ymwch ymwch ymwch ymwch ymwch ymwch ymwch ymwch ymwch ymwch ymwch ymwch ymwch ymwch ymwch ymwch ymwch ymwch ymwch ymwch ymwch ymwch ymwch ymwch ymwch ymwch ymwch ymwch ymwch ymwch ymwch ymwch ymwch ymwch ymwch ymwch ymwch ymwch ym stuff wet and then you've got an oven, a microwave, a toaster, all to make stuff dry, heart dry, you know, it's the same thing. There should be a way of streamlining that. If only you had a housemate who was a fucking engineer, you could just... Oh! Come up with something to sort the situation out. That is your time. I believe that. Very strong work there from Clarky now. Tom, you want to conclude the case as the defense are you gonna be doing it yourself? No, I'm not I'm not at all. I'm gonna be doing it in the style of a deep South American defense lawyer

Yes from a John Grisham novel. Oh, I see mr. Fanshawe stand in Fanshawe stand in presiding and providing your minutes should you need it begins now? Ladies and gentlemen of the chewy, fancial stand in here, provided and presided, had a big lunch. I'm sure you had a big lunch too. Now here we are listening to these damn their fancy lawyers over there.

We've then fan dangled words, Toaster. Hell, we don't eat no toast round here. We simple folk, caught on the cob. Grits. Hell, still thinking about my lunch. Listen in a damn damn boys, up there, Charlie and Tom. Hell, whole lives ahead of them. Stay in school kids.

Hell, pride of them. Local boys. Reminds me of a tale of local boys, hell, I'm sure you remember. Hell, years ago now, going back there, four, eight, fifty, eight days, 90 days. Triplets, you remember, ah, triplets. Born in the town, Gary. George.

An old little gym. Gary, George, old little gym. Born of the juicin' brothers. Hell, born of the juicin brothers. Hell, hell, the brothers had triplets, we'll never know. Ah, town's miracle. Where they gon' sleep? They're little bunks, little bunks. Tripoles, one, two, three.

Someone's gotta go on the top bunk. Little Tim. Ha! Ha! Little Tim juicing the dad. Ha! Then in the middle there's George Hill I got myself all confused now

Names are confused like so fast to say So fast to say that it all fell down Now then twins Now then twins. You think about them triplets today. Them twins today. You think about what goes on the bottom and you think about what goes on the top. You make that right decision. Not for me, not for little Charlie, not for little Tom of there, but for little Jim Adjusson. The flat triplet. No further questions, Johanna. Oh.

It's a shame there's no further questions because we've got tons. How long was... Time moves slower in the... He asked... Yes, you wanted more time, Mr. OK. How was your final 10 seconds? I can tell you he did 43 seconds, would you believe? 43 seconds.

It just feels like you're going to die. It just feels very long. Just his way. He just speaks slowly. It seems like he's talking for a long time. So I can't adjudicate beef brothers because I'm a pescatarian. So what I'm going to do tonight is I'm

going to call upon our pleasant audience to decide. So if you think John and Ben, and therefore Charlie is in the right, I would like you to applaud now. Let's hear that. If you think Olga and Fan sure made the best case for Tom here, then I'd like you to applaud now. Let's hear that. Oh.

It has to be Olga and Fan sure. The defence rest, you're wrong. then I'd let you to applaud now, let's hear that. CHEERING AND APPLAUSE It has to be, Olga and Van Shaw. The defence rests, you're on. I'm afraid so. Um, Charlie, how are you feeling about the result? Can I take it to an appeal? I'm afraid not, no, no. The beef brother's court is final.

The solution I guess is you have to move out. LAUGHTER Tom, how are you feeling? Delighted. Guys, like literally 15 quid at Argos. You can buy like a close horse of your dreams cheaper than 15 quid. Also, where are you doing in the bathroom? The bathroom is wet. Oh, are you like a shower? Yeah, the shower's on. We've solved it, man. We've practiced it, so there we go. Next up, it's the Quickfire round, and this week I believe in a change to our usual schedule.

Tom and Ben, you've come up with a little jingle, is that right? Yes. Well, can't wait to hear it. Here we go! Which is why it's confusing to some that it has this introduction. Ooh, it's less than ideal. Some people complain that this jingle is too long. They say it's the quick fire round, so it should go quite quickly. They say it's boring to listen a long time to this old, I kind of agree. And that is why I've been on a course

I've learned how to do celebrity impressions So I can spice up this jingle Why, for example, doing it as piss-brush-ness Pish, brush, nut. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha This is the quick fire round, okay? So be cool with it! Black John, as always cool with it! I couldn't do it as a posh Englishman! You know that celebrity, that's a posh Englishman! One of Dad's army, maybe, when he wasn't in character. Well, there we are, it's time for the quim far round, says John Wayne.

I quite agree with you mate, let's do it right quickly right now, says Ronan Keating. Says Ronan Keating These are very accurate Okay, here it is, the quick far-around Well, thank you John, I'm an impression of John You don't know him but I do. It's a very good impression. Anyway, let's get on with the quick far surely.

Wow! Wow! Such, such strong work there. So in this quick far round I'm going to ask you simple trivia questions with two word answers. Oh, that's Radmullover! This quick far round is brought to you by Samuel L. Jackson! Have a good quick-fire round! Y'all! Thank you, Samuel L Jackson. And let's get on with the round, but let's leave the final round to who, Ben? Uh, uh, Tom Cruise.

Hey, everyone! I'm giving you plenty of juice here! Take the juice and make the quick fire round a really nice time! And don't listen to me about it! Listen to my friend, Angelina Jolie! Hello! I'm Angelina Jolie! Thanks! Angelina!

And here it is, from time and angel-up! Why you actually need a jolly? Thanks, Angelette! And here it is, from Taman Angela. It's time to do the quick bar round! Oh, that drink is up Josiel! Yeah, sure, I'm... APPLAUSE There was a couple in the front row and just as the jingle started, she didn't know where to her partner said, is this nearly the end? And he was like, no.

Sorry mate. Sorry mate. Sorry mate. So, in the quick fire round, I'm going to ask you simple trivia questions with two word answers. Because our theme is toilet related, I'm going to ask you to swap the first letters of these words with a letter W and C. So if the answer was, for example, Sandra Bullock, I'd like you to give me a wanderer culloch. I'd like you to shout out your first names instead of buzzers, so Ben and John, let's hear that now.

Ben! John. John, John, for those who don't name their first second. It's catching. Ben and John, we've heard yours. Tom and Olga, let's hear your buzzers, please. Wom? Wolga.

Wom and Wolga already started. I like it. And that's why we're winning. The Houch of the audience. OK, here we go. First question, in which sport would you perform the Fosbury flop? Tom. Tom. Why comp? Correct. First question, in which sport would you perform the Fosbury flop?

Tom. Tom. Why comp? Correct. Sean Connery, Daniel Craig and Pierce Brosson have all played which spy? John. John. Wames Conner. Wames Conner is correct. Which writer-active director created and stars in the TV show Girls? John. John. Weiner. Corridor. Weiner Corridor is correct.

Which phrase is typically used to express gratitude? Wulga. Wulga. Wing. Cue. Wanku is correct. Which classic rock band is fronted by Mick Jagger? Wulga.

Wulga. Wolling Cones. Wolling Cones? Who alongside Jack Finchum won 2018's Love Island? Fucking hell. John! John. Wallyn?

Kaya. Wallyn Kaya is correct. Which British Prime Minister famously said we will fight them on the beach? John! Yes. John. LAUGHTER Jidsten Wirtchill.

Oh! I'll give you a bonus point for that. Name the 1993 Spielberg movie about a theme park in Hamid's Oh Chidston Wirtchill oh Give me a bonus point for that name the 1993 Spielberg movie about theme park in heaven I'm gonna get to Toma afraid we rassic car where I sick car kiss correct which singer wrote piano man We didn't start the fire and I'm saying well girl is correct. Oh, so the whole is not correct One wish your name was the answer willy-cold when he called is the correct answer One of his own name was the answer. Willie Cole. Willie Cole is the correct answer. Which guitarist is most famous playing with Cliff Richards and the shadows?

Tom. Tom. Woody Colley. Oh no. No. And if Grey Knight wasn't Buddy Holly, I could throw it open to anyone else. Guitarist, most famous playing with Cliff Richards and the shadows. No, I don't think so. Was it, of course, Wang Carvin?

Yeah. Which form of conservative health secretary is the current British foreign secretary? Top. Where are we? Where are we? Which semi-poppy to podcast are we currently recording? Ben. Ben, watch here, clap down. You're gonna give a point for that? No, I don't think I can. Watch here, clap down. What do you think the show's called, Ben? Because you don't know the, you don't know your teammates name.

What's the fucking show called? Oh, God. Is it called flat-share, is it called flat-share, slack down? Is it, is it Ben? No. I don't know. That's our time. I don't know.

That's our time. Those are our questions. Before we hear the final scores, I'll get a John, anything to plug? Either do you want to plug anything? No, no. Nothing for June. Olga.

Come see my Edinburgh show in just a month. Oh, shit, yeah. I'm doing Edinburgh as well, if you want to come to that. We're on a bus evening's next time, across the street from each other. So go and see John, follow us on Twitter, we're at Papi's tweet, we're all details of upcoming live shows and all that. If you enjoyed the podcast, please leave us a review.

We would ask for five stars, and I think tonight's been a perfect example of the five-star show. So producer Ben, can we please hear the final scores? Yes we can. Well one team have 41, the other have 53. Oh, John and Ben have 41. Oh, John and Ben get to flush the toilet while Olga and Tom gets. We then papis, see you next time on... Flash air slam down! Flash air slam down! Papis, flash air slam down, Beijing Matthew Grozby.

We made a knock on the top, but especially guest, Olga Cock and John Kerns, who was twice my papis and views of Ben Broker. Big thanks to everybody who came down to the recording. To bring recent news to help me out, and to the presence of having us. Papis, flash air slam down, it's a first production for A-Gas and the internet. Cheers everyone, bye!

Wow, what an episode there. Yes, then that is a first production for Agasa and the Internet. Cheers everyone! Bye! CHEERING Wow, what an episode there with... Well, who were I guess? Erm, there you go. Ah, I remember the surnames. But a real treat, please do remember to leave us a review to hop on the Patreon. There's loads of extra footage there. There's a great chat afterwards

where we go over Clarke's brain melt. So that is definitely worth hopping on the Patreon for. Absolutely. Leave us a review on iTunes. Recommend us to people. Come and see another live recording. Yes, we've got some great live recordings coming up. Sixth of June, my birthday. Clarke's birthday on the 6th of June. It's the underbelly. It's big, it's all these tiny, tiny, tiny, tiny, tiny guys. It's a biggie, we need you there. We need you there. Tom Allen is our guest.

Oh, well, Edge. And we also have Laura Lex. Laura Lex, the brilliant Laura Lex. Yes. So it's going to be a very, very strong episode. Two weeks later after that, we're going to be at the Phoenix for another show, which is quite an important one. It's on the 19th, June the 19th.

Quite an important one. We can't tell you why, but we can tell you that our guests are going to be Miss London, London Hughesth, quite an important one. We can't tell you why, but we can tell you that our guests are gonna be Miss London, London Hughes, and Alistair Green. That's gonna be real treats, yeah, please do come. Please come to those, yeah. You're doing great.

Should be good fun. But otherwise, take care of yourselves. Have a light of fun. What's left to say? So stay tuned for the Pat Mees neighborhood watch role call and Tom, who is this episode produced by? Corsham team, it was ever Corsham. Ever Corsham. Ever Corsium!

Cheers everyone, bye! Please be upstanding for the Patreon, neighborhood watch, roll call! Wap, wap, wap, wap, wap, wap! Waaaaaaaaa! I love that one, that was a really strong one. What was it? He never mones, it's Robert Holmes.

It's a hell of a plava when you hang out with Danny Parker. Give me more, give me more, William Shaw. I love that, I love that one but I'm freaking out about this one. Here we go. He's, when it hits hard, it really hits hard, doesn't it? When the brain goes completely blank. The trick is to not stop moving. Yeah, I think this is it. He's the dedicated follower of fashion. It's Matthew, Mckefi Ashton. She's right here amongst it because she's spent a tuppance.

It's Vicky Flippance. He's got a plan. It's Joe Tiltman. He's been to hell. it's Tony Boydell. This boy knows how to whistle a tune. Eeeh, he's Brendan Rooney. Yes! I hope she has a pet.

It's Amy Garbet. I'd love to have some more of Rob Bachelore. He's a real joy-bringer! It's James Ringer. Please don't be fleets. It's Alicia Patite. He's also a gentleman, it's Cameron Officer and a gentleman. We're in prison, people shivya, but other people lend you their back. She's that kind, It's Megan Mackey. He lives in our house. He's our lodgers. It's Chris Rogers. He's always got a mean look

on his face. That's right. He has a glower. It's it's Adam Power. You can't go wrongly with Martin Connolly apologies. Can't go wrongly. Um, he is our ward. It's Sam Hansford. He's incredibly cool. It's Austin Ewell. His name really isn't Mavis. It's Matthew Davis. It's everyone's son, Will Thompson.

It's everyone's nan, Will Freemanias. He wants trained a hamster to not hurt on people. It's Matthew, Amsterdam. You can't stop hurting! Don't bury your head in the sand. Instead, meet Jane Brand. What's going on, Reese Robertson? It's Beethoven's fifth David Smith. She's a lovely fella. It's Lizzy Kamela. She listens off the dark, it's April Clark. What are you doing here?

I thought we'd banned you. Lee McAndrew! Yay! And that concludes today's neighborhood watch Patreon roll call! Ro-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo- Oh, baby! December 15th.