Pappy's Flatshare - Slamdown w/ Nish Kumar & Rosie Jones (Put up the Shelf) S10E48

Episode Date: December 1, 2020

Neither “Tom!” nor “Ben!” want to put up a shelf… so Matthew says we’re gonna have to have a Flatshare Slamdown!With Rosie Jones and Nish KumarRosie Jones - https://twitter.com/josieronesNish Kumar - https://twitter.com/MrNishKumarFeatures: 5ps, sexy animals and the quickest beef solve ever? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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What is it, Matthew O'Dallan? Yeah, what is it, you sweet sweet bastard? Oh, thank you very much, of all for calling me the names I've asked you to secondly one of you to one of you to Sweet sweet bastards. It's got to put up the shelves. Oh Yes, mate. No way man. It's not gonna be me really my favorite footballer is John Joe shelve No, look that was off the top of his head. Really? No, I haven't done an improv course that, but that just came, that just...

Straight off the bat. It's really, really good, but I'm... I'm telling you now, John Bon Jovi, not a football player. It's clarky. What about you? Ah, Crosby. I fucking hate myself. I hate myself. Okay. Well, there's only one minute, oh sorry, it's a tip. The report man's draw, you know, like, they're for people who have a load of possessions that they think are worse showing off. I don't know about you. I personally don't have any possessions that I think are worth showing.

You know actually now come think about it, I might just hate myself. Oh, Clarky. Clarky. Clarky, how do I leave this podcast? John Jo Shelby seems like a bloody Pulitzer prize winning business, isn't it? Well listen, there's anyone we decide who's winning the Pulitzer Prize tonight, Top Harry, and that's to have a

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Yes! Yes! Hello and welcome to Flat Share Slam Down. Yes, here we are. We are in these rooms full of cheering people when we've just got the sounds of our own voices going on. Oh my, when we ever had rooms full of cheering people. These people, these people, this feels more like comedy than being in a root, yeah, exactly, you know. It was like that back in the day, wasn't it?

Don't you remember the standing evations that have a wrist with comedy festival? All right, let's not go back there now. Let's carry the loft for in Galway. Oh, those were the days. We were carried a loft, but not for the reasons you're thinking. Hello, and welcome to Flat Share Slamdown, the panel show that says,

Now I'll relate this little bit that happens more than I'd like to admit. Late at night she knocks on my door. She's drunk again and looking to score. Now I know I should say no. That's kind of hard when she's ready to go. I may be dumb but I'm not a dweeb. I'm just a sucker with no self-esteem. Woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo Now guys, you can't put up the shelf on your own. Who, if you brought along for moral, if not physical, support? Tom. Well, let me tell you, the Jamboree is in danger, everybody. No. Yes, obviously it's been a terrible year for Jamborees.

You know, not only with the, obviously the restrictions, but this bloody, nanny state of brought in. So, right. I'll see you in Trafalgar Square, mate. Exactly right. Hello against cross-me-fairheads. LAUGHTER My parents are right, Fred. I should tell you that now.

Yes. But also, look, it's got the jamboree down, OK? We've got real kind of self-esteem issues. People are feeling a bit low and down in the dumps. So, I've brought in the hands down most cheerful person I know in the whole world. It is Rosie Jones. Rosie Jones is here. Rosie Jones.

Yes. So, if I understand it's okay, really, You brought me into maybe poor person. Yeah, if we went tonight you're putting the cell there. You're holding the spirit out. Yeah, you were a giver me a hammer and nails. We're giving it a good go mate, we're giving it a good go. Okay but I'm sorry.

The stakes have never been higher. We could call it. We could call it. I'm not worried about you, I'm worried about me standing next to you, helping you put up the shelf. The stakes have never been higher. We've got to go. We won't die Rosie. Rosie, now... Unless we're worried about you, I'm worried about me standing next to you, helping you put up the shelf. It's a very good point. Oh yeah, so the thing is, I'm right, that I bought my neck, comes to you.

You will definitely. What I like about your team is you're already working as such a cohesive unit, you know, it's really great to see you working together, it's really impressive, it's inspirational for the other team. What kind of a flatmate are you Rosie? Are you a decent flatmate? Yeah, I think I'm okay, but I mean, you know me. I do. And I'm an FUH2

Disguised me and won little sound. It will pop a baby. Right! Little sound it will probably they be I would say that I am that level 24 I was gonna say that's you at about a three or a four Right for my experience. That's you you know, maybe you're a little bit hungover whatever you know, it's just a bit of time to run down. Yeah, yeah, I've definitely seen you, I've definitely seen you at a seven or eight and oh, I owe Nego all from that. I've seen you at 15 to 16. Oh my god, you've made me a yee-yee-go ball man, I'm a blab, I'm a blab. There's a reason we did this over Zoom, Rosie, there's a reason we did over Zoom.

Can't be trusted at the live shows. No, no. Clarkie, who have you brought along with you this week? I've bought everyone's favorite Shaitari. It's Nish Kumar. Nish Kumar is here. Nish, the highest of the Shaitari's. Oh, he's so secret about it. So secret about it. I've got, I've maintained this from the beginning. I am 10 tweets away from a safe seat. I am. As long as I renounce everything I've ever said and done, I could be in Gilford West by 2024. It'd be a real road to Damascus story, but kind of reversed. Guys, I've just seen the wisdom that ultimately, the kind of reverse. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Guys, I've just seen the wisdom that ultimately, the way we get through this, is with lower taxes for multinational corporations. They're the real victim of the COVID crisis. Oh my God, I would vote for that. You're very convincing, yeah. Yeah. I'm making sense. I never really focus on what you're actually saying.

It's more the tone and the delivery that impresses me. The message doesn't really matter. Thank you Tom. Tom there from the Midlands. Oh I'm getting a little tingle just here and I'm not even from the Midlands. That was amazing. So listen to. Yeah, for the first time ever. Vote Nish.

So Nish, what kind of a flatmate are you? What kind of a person are you to live with? One word, Matthew. Fucking messy. I'm so messy. I managed to get two words into one word. I spilled one of those two words into an otherwise one word phrase.

Very messy, like disgustingly messy. Like the one thing I'm very good at is keeping communal spaces quite tidy. So whenever I've lived with flatmates, no, because the reason Rosie's shaking her hair, yeah. The reason she's disgusted is Rosie did come over to my flat quite a lot, but it was when I was living on my own, because we would go on tour and we'd leave from my flat, and so I rose and covered to my house and just start, I mean, just start swearing. So what you're saying is your girlfriend is good at keeping your space is tidy, and that's why you're now.

Yes, since you've moved in with your girlfriend, suddenly the house started tidying itself, is that what you're saying? No, it was when I had flatmates in my old flat. Before I lived with my girlfriend, but I had flatmates. I was pretty good at like confining my mess to my own room. But there was this year period where I lived on my own in my flat. And things got very disgusting.

So the first time I visited this flat, I got that on time so naturally Nish was writing yeah Time keeping entire units not your stock suits I open the door, shoved me into this trash living room, inside the old sit down, and I literally went, where? Just crying that mounted a crap and sit on top of it. Just like this shows me what you see tell me. I think I did so far but when I went it was under two guitars, three for days, three With these CDs, 20 Labour books and about £20, but I'm 5 feet.

That's how it gets paid for on his gigs. That was his fee from the rest of the tour. I'm afraid the left wing comedy circuit is still very much paying in small denominations. Yeah, sorry, Perry, go on. No, just a minute. No, go on, I always enjoy these. Come on. I said the cash ripple, and I wanted to know if anyone heard it.

Oh, we heard it again yeah, we're going to. Yeah, we're going to. I just wanted to make sure that it was on the record. No, I heard you said the cash report and my response was, so it met our guest. Let's see. I thought just let it, you know, it honestly, this is so, you know. But the listener at home is actually killing themselves. My favourite type of joke is one that is repeated again to silence.

Yeah. You just never know what this YouTube page, let me get you nothing. I just want to make sure they actually got it. Come on, YouTube, bloody out. I'm sure the comments are going absolutely well and crazy. Lots of lots of happy emojis and all that. Rosie's checked the comments, nothing.

So, as I was about to say, we've met our guests. Let's see who can keep a spirit level head as we play round one. Yeah boy. When I was young, I thought that I was really young. And I'd be eaten by someone. I am a plum Way back in June

I thought that I would get consumed But that hasn't happened soon Now I'm approved Left on the shelf I've food that's been left on the shelf By that door Life was amazing I thought you used me for some crazy, but all I've been doing is waiting Now I'm a raisin, left up your shelf A fruit that's been lifted up your shelf Buy that door, the back door

Oh, gorgeous, gorgeous work there. Really enjoyed that. Paul's lovely. Paul's lovely stuff. Paul's lovely. And that's, you know, not an easy note to get to as you proved. This round is called Express. This round is called Express. He's called Express. Yeah, absolutely. This round is called Express Yo-Shell.

I am going to ask each contestant their opinions on three subjects whilst their teammate is out of the Zoom. The teammate will then have to guess how their partner feels about those subjects. So, for example, if I were to ask Ben, how does Nish feel about the current government and he was to say broadly anti, he would win a point. those subjects. So for example if I were to ask Ben how does Nish feel about the current government and he was to say broadly anti he would win a point. I'm guessing here I'm not not entirely sure Nish is political meetings. I never mentioned it in conversation.

I didn't find peace. So we're going to start. The party cash report more like sorry. Yeah. Oh, no! No! I'm about to smash it! So, we're going to start with Rosie and with Clarkie. So, Nish and Tom, can you please remove your headphones, mute your laptops, whatever you need to do, and we will see you in a moment.

We're going to start with you, Rosie. How do you feel about WhatsApp groups? Right, no. I... Okay. I like WhatsApp groups. I would need if everyone in the group, I call people, but usually there's a dickhead who who's in there and therefore no dickhead. So you need it to be curated. It needs to be Rosie Jones curated rather than you've been, nothing worse than you've been added to somebody else's

WhatsApp group, that's the Wild West. It's a no man's land, yeah, we can't have that. No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no. I am in control. I'm the WhatsApp Lord. What are your rules as the Lord of WhatsApp? So, as the Lord of WhatsApp,

it feels, test, too much. God. Really? Yeah. It feels only attached emojis or even worse emojis.

I used them emojis. Fuck off. Falkoff. Yeah. No. Oh. Everyone used them emoji for four days. I still do it. No.

No. Me and my mom still use them. Oh, that's not good. Okay, right. That's, that's useful. You know what? I'm actually learning something from myself here as well. So I'm getting a lot out of this.

Clarke, how'd you do it? I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm. Oh, that's not good. Okay, right. That's that's useful You know what I'm actually learning something from myself here as well. So I'm getting a lot out of this Clarkie. How'd you feel about WhatsApp groups? Love them. Absolutely love them I Love being a part of them. I love how can I put this weave in my way in?

I'm a lot of fun on them lots of of emojis, lots of one word answers, ping, ping, ping. No, but I genuinely, I do love them. And also, I think particularly, well, I was gonna say particularly at this time, but you know me, it's rare I have a huge amount on. A good WhatsApp group makes me feel like quite busy. It feels like work sometimes, doesn't it? Yeah, and not in a bad way.

It feels like you've got stuff in your life, you know. I'm working on my social calendar. You know what? I'm juggling stuff. It's like I've got stuff going on. I'm with you on that, I'm with you on that. Okay, next one, Clark, it will start again with you. Okay.

What's the sexiest animal? Oh no! What's the sexiest animal? You don't have to say this is the animal I want to have sex with, but just if you had to pick an animal that you think could be described as sexy what animal are you going to go for? I think it's got to be a cat. You go for a cat. And if I had to go more specific on the cat I would say I'm glad you are. I'd say a pant for a sexist. The sexiest of all the cats the pants there and I love it cats, cats, cats, cats, cats,

the sexy animals. I know Tom will agree with me. Well, Rosie, do you agree? What's the sexiest animal? We've got a towel and a gear up. It's a little kind of sexy looking, so sexy and sexy. That's the sex in that kid. So, that's the young, as a short lady, I feel like I can get on to the neck and just rub up and down.

Oh, you will. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Are you gonna kinda like pull dance on a giraffe's neck? Yes, and Bret tell me that that isn't sexy. Mate, that's 100% sexy. Thank you. And you're off with Rosie Jones on it, sexy but a giraffe, no Rosie Jones, not that sexy for clarking.

No. You're doing a lot of the heavy lifting there. Also, what about, what about, it's big long blue tongue as well? Oh. You see that, you see that curl around some leaves and all. I imagine what that could do. So, lootly. Absolutely. What that could do. So, lootly.

Absolutely. Just imagine you're some high leaves. Imagine that's really giving you. Oh my gosh. Okay, we've got to move on because it's just getting... I've got to pour a glass of water on my head. And the final question will start with you Rosie. Would you rather be invisible, able to fly or have the ability to change your size and why? I think I can change my size because that is so flexible I could, really big and I could

accidentally kill people. The great thing about killing someone is the law can't touch you for it. That's the great thing about this. It's an accident, don't know if you go mate. I love that answer. Clarke, what about you? Flying. Yes, simply because... That's fucking cool. It's fucking cool.

Flying up in the air, you mad? I'm not... You know what? I'm mad about catching some air with you, I bet. It's fucking cool, mate. Flying up in the air, you mad. I'm not, you know what? You know what? I'm mad about catching some air with you, Clarky. Absolutely, I could imagine, I'm like lowest lane. You're like Superman, you've got me in your arms. You're taking me through the atmosphere. Oh, beautiful.

I enjoy that. I enjoy that. I enjoy the magic beam with a group of mates and being like, check this out. That was, right up into the air. Oh, baby. That was always the thing, at school, I always imagined I'd be able to fly and it was purely just to be able to in school assembly fly around a bit and everyone thinks I'm cool.

That's all it was. The only reason you want to be able to fly. I want to be in school. You've had to be in school, Crosby and that was the only thing I could do back. Ben. Ben. You're a sicker and never playing. What's that? I've never played. Ben. Yeah mate. You always get an aeroplane. What's that?

I've never... What's a aeroplane? We've not told him about this for Rosie. Let's not confuse him with science here. Oh! And Tom and, uh, Tom and Nish, when you come back, Tom you're guessing Rosie's, Nish you're guessing Clarke's. We will start with the question, Tom.

What does Rosie think about WhatsApp groups? Oh, la la la la la la, great, great question. Rosie's the very social gal, isn't she? She's kind of... Yes. She's very sociable. I'm not saying she's not not particularly popular, but very sociable.

LAUGHTER So, maybe... Maybe. LAUGHTER I'm a tryer. I'm a tryer. Exactly, I think, I think, I think about triasies. I think trias love a WhatsApp group. So I'm going to say that I think Rosie is pro WhatsApp groups the more than area. Okay, Nish, what do you think about Clarke's feelings on the WhatsApp group?

Well, it's hard to not, if he hates them, it's gonna be hard not to take it personally, as I am a member of several WhatsApp groups with clarkies. So it's gonna be real quick in the chat with Akuma. It's gonna be a real strictor, L-plumsios. Is that the name of your WhatsApp group? The strictor L-plumsios. What, where are you now, Plumsios Is that the name of your WhatsApp crew? Strike to our plumsios. Where are you now, Plumsios?

You've been up on the shelf some time ago. Snubbed again guys, come on! I'm going to say that Clarke loves that likes WhatsApp groups. I'm going to say he's pro them. And he sees them as a great way of staying in touch with large groups of his friends with a minimal of effort. Because what is Ben Clark? He is fundamentally an indolent man. He enjoys nothing more than making almost no effort and in this way he's able to send one text to cover as many friends

as humanly possible. Nish, I tell you what, I'm going to you, I'm gonna give you the full point for that, because that's pretty much exactly what Clarkie says. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha emojis and people use emojis gone. I'm gonna say a half a point there. Oh, niche. Nish, what did Clarky think was the sexiest animal? Ooh, I'm gonna say, I'm going to say Lioness. A Lioness, okay. The same question to you, Tom, about Rosie.

What does she say was the sexiest animal? I'm not going to give anything away there, Rosie. It's apart from your palpable sexual excitement. I mean, well, obviously you a part of me, a palpable sexual excitement. You're in this picture. I mean, well, obviously you've got to think, like, rabbits do a lot, so if you're kind of, if you're very sexually active, you might find that quite sexy. I mean, I don't want to be biased by my own opinion, which is cats, I think cats are very sexy.

He's very much, like, he said, he's, he's, he's rosy, a cat, and he's, I'm going to, I'm going to go with snake. Give us your way, please. Oh, damn it. But it wasn't actually snake. No, in fact, if what was your reason for saying snake, by the way? What's my reason for saying snake? Yeah. You know, it's livery, it's sexy, it's it's it's naughty, you know, kind of like. Yeah, it's biblical. It's long. It's, you know, well, I went with lioness. I went with lioness again because in the male female work divide in the lion community, the lionessers almost everything. And the line just sits around with his magnificent mane.

And if that doesn't turn to the end of the clock, then I don't know what does. Well, I can tell you now, I can tell you now, Paris, you know, it wasn't snake. It was, in fact, speaking of long, the giraffe, of course, the majestic giraffe. And it's kind of the mammal snake. I feel like that.

Yeah, that was its other name, wasn't it? It was the animal snake. When they first discovered it, the old mammal snake. That was a long neck. That was a long neck. Yeah, it's like a snake with legs. Yeah, that's a point. It's true, quite a lot of animals, really. So I'm not going to be the point for that. Snake with legs. Yeah. Water points.

True, quite a lot of animals, really. So I'm not going to do the point for that. It's also true of some very thin tall men. I'm not going to give you any points for that, Harry. But I'm going to give Nish half a point because in fact, Clarke said, Clarke did say big cat he said a Panther so I'm gonna give you that half point for that so I was gonna say that was like pretty much bang on yeah I mean it's really it was really close it was really close but if

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Oh, the old bell bits. Oh, the old bell bits. We talk about erections, guys. He has a face. It's like a snake, but we don't relate. LAUGHTER Absolutely. Sneck over here.

Oh, sorry. I think it's... I mean, look, I think the creep in Rosie would want to be invisible so she could pervert around the place. So I think I'm gonna go, for that reason, I'm gonna go with invisible. Okay. But now a renowned pervert Rosie Joe.

Plastic pervert, at least what do you think Clarkie said? I can't decide whether this is what I think he said or this is what I like to think I would like to see happen to Clarky. But I just imagine the wind going through his hair as he flies like Superman. And there's something about the image that's speaking to me. So I think I'm gonna say fly. Nish, that is the definition of bang on. To fly like Superman, exactly right.

Admittedly, I added the detail of Superman. I weirdly, I weirdly finagled my way into the fantasy and positioned myself with low Australian Lizards. He just said he was plural and he was like, fly like a suitman. Absolutely, you get one point there. And, Perry, I'm going to give you half a point because, because Rosie did indeed say she wants to perv on people, but she was going to shrink down to very small in order to do that. And then grow, and then grow large and kill them. So, it's a toofa. It's a toofa, basically. You can perv of them and then crush the evidence. That was the answer. Oh my God, I absolutely love being on a podcast that I can feel in my

body is going to be played back to me as part of a witness statement in my high call. And Mr. Kuhmai, you were a peasant on the podcast when Ms. Jones said she wanted to quote, get really small so she could perv on people and then get massive so she could kill them. How do you think this reflects on the events of this trial? We all saw it coming. We're all sublime. It's such bad pervert acting. How would you touch it? It's such bad pervert acting.

How are you watching? It's a bomb. How are you not choosing invisible? Do you realise how big those tits are going to look when you're the size of a thimble? Yeah, yeah. It's going to turn off. Do you get turned on? Do you get turned off the foot of Snowden? You don't stand at the bottom of all the seeing go go look at the size of that I can walk over them. I'm sure.

Yeah, we've all been, she could cry big and fuck around as well. Absolutely, yeah. We've all wanted to insert ourselves into someone's nostril to her for sexual kicks. Right, Ben and Rosie, is your turn now to sod off what I grill? The famous de-metasants. Kumar and Perry, okay. So mute. Bye bye.

Bye bye. Bye bye. If you want my muting yourself as well, Rosie. Thank you. Okay. I can't believe Clark didn't say bye. It's not really nice. Really, not nice.

Really, really nice. Really, really off-ish of Clark and they're just a slink away. Absolutely. Now, Nish, we're going to start with you. I'd like to ask you, what is your opinion on professional family photo shoots? How do you feel about that? Okay, now, here's the thing.

I have had two professional family photo shoots done. Really? Yeah, like, the Kumar's have got together and the Kumaz have all got together on two occasions. But for my grandma's 60th birthday, and then again, for her 70th birthday, she wanted four family... Did you get this 10 years ago? Yeah, well, the family had updated itself.

As families are one to do, we'd added a couple of other memes. And so there was a push for an update. I would say, as experiences go, they are quite excruciating. There is a picture of me and my cousin, like both lying on the floor with one of our knees up like this. So it makes us look like a musical like double-actually like a brown-bross. It makes us look like brown-bross. Which is like it's sub-optimal. Now that being said the process of it's very much a question of making the sausage

because the process is absolutely unpalatable. But the end product is definitely something that we all cherish and we got two really nice photos of all of us together that were taken properly and look really nice. And so it is a question of, I do, I am pro them, but even though the process to get there is absolutely unpatissite childbirth really. I'm pro the result, the process seems like an absolute bloodbath. Yeah yeah. Because you hate sex, don't you? Oh god yeah. It's just wonderful. If only the whole process was just the baby crawling out covered in blood with shit everywhere. That would be absolutely up my street. It's the intercourse that I it's the intercourse that I find and and YouTube gentlemen have both done it and I think it's absolutely disgusting. Yes, I follow this for that. I only the ones though.

One shot, one kill. Right. How is your daughter, by the way? Harry, how do you feel about the thorny issue of professional family photo shoots. I'm very, yeah, I mean, I'm not a complicated answer, but I'm very pro the old school way. People in a row wearing different clothes, kind of like stood with arms ready to go. They're like old fashioned family photos. What they became, I have no time for the kind of all white background, like action shots,

like let's all jump in the air here is a ball yeah dad's got a good for some reason why is dad there yeah yeah exactly like we don't need to put some shoes on that no fucking thank you like you're going to a home and that's there and you know it's yeah there'll be three stones on the table or whatnot so I think that's what they've become now yeah and like no time for that thank you very much Whereas the old fashioned back in the day, sat on the father's knee. Like, you know, the kind that would turn up in a film, you know, you'd find a black and white one in a book and think, oh, hang on.

That's the final piece in the puzzle. Yes, please. But no one's doing that where it's like, we're all wearing red t-shirts. Oh, squirting water! No, no, thank you. No, no, thank you. You're not in Prog Troop, all right? You don't need to do that. No, no, no. Yeah, exactly. I mean, we technically almost are,

but let's move on from that. Right, pairing, we're gonna start with you this time. What do you think is the most overrated food? Oh, great question. What is the most overrated food I'm gonna say dessert whoa that's a whole new genre swing bam bam bam if someone came around and just went oh there's no pudding anymore uh pudding's a gone you're only on your two courses I'd be like I'll kill

myself I've killed myself immediately I haven't even found out the rest of the details now you see deep down I just wouldn't miss it I'd be like, I've killed myself, I've killed myself immediately. I haven't even found out the rest of the details. No, you see, deep down, I just wouldn't miss it. I'd be like, it's fine. Really? And all that, yeah. Well, and actually, when I get the end of a meal in a post-restriot and the dessert come, all I think, all I'm really thinking of myself is, well, that's 12 quid, I don't really

need to be spending. Like, I could absolutely do without dessert. What about a tub of ice cream, though? What about a lovely tub of ice cream? Well, all that stuff, and I think it's fetishized, the idea of like sitting down and eating like, you know, like, you know, you're having fetters, is it? If you had fetter ice cream.

Yeah, I think there were a lot of Greek restaurants, of course, I have. That's amazing. But like, yeah, pudding can go, and I think it gets a lot of, you know, everyone fucking loves it, and like, you know, you think about a bake off, and everyone just goes, nbs out for cake these days.

That was the original title of Bake Off, wasn't it? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Well, and it's also the reason why I didn't replace Sandy Talks. LAUGHTER Turns out I read the room very badly in my audition. And Paul Hollywood is quite the prude, bit of a surprise.

Yeah. Is that a snack? LAUGHTER No one's a snack. No one needs to see an issue with showfucker. No one wants that. So, okay. I'm gonna say cake and put in but cake. I mean, you know what? All the desserts is a huge, you know.

No one was expecting one third of all dinners. But yeah, I was thinking like specific food stuff, so I didn't realise Parry was going to take, I mean, I think I would just do myself in. As it is, my love for dessert is killing me, but with tight, with the almost inevitable diagnosis of type 2 diabetes in my 50s. But it's a slower death and it's a little bit more enjoyable broadly. I think if I had to lose what I think if I had to say the most overrated food stuff, it's going to be quite tricky once a guess I suspect, but it's any food stuff that combines, this is very specific. I Yeah, it's any combination of chocolate and non-banana fruit.

Oh, great. Great. I'm a huge fan of combining the taste sensation of chocolate and banana. I, any other fruit and chocolate combination. So if there's dipping, you know, dipping strawberries in chocolate at a sort of posh-do, you're not having it. Absolute rubbish.

Absolute crap. What about like absolute rubbish and it's for a scatter I don't I don't even get me started on a bfg Is that what that's not what the roll doll looks about is it it's about a big cake a big wise cake guys Praise trifle into your room overnight I mean I the thing is, I don't mind like, like, at the end of the day. I don't mind. I'll eat it.

Yeah, my, my, my, Kuma. Yeah. I'll eat it. Sure. Don't get me wrong. We go from a man who wants to do it. I'll polish all dessert to a man who hates specific dessert, but we'll still eat it.

This is, you can be one of the day. Anything that fills the void at the core of my being, I will eat. Oh, it's all going down the pipe, isn that fills the void at the core of my being, I will eat. Oh, it's all going down the pipe, isn't it? Yeah, of course. But yeah, so for me, the only food, so I don't eat beef, which is a sort of hangover of a religious grounds thing. And but I don't think that can technically count.

I don't think the attenets of Hinduism can be brought into a conversation about foods you find overrated. But for me, it's any combination of non-banana fruit and chocolate. Good, good look, Clarky. A great. If Clarky guesses that, it'll be fucking incredible. If Clarky guesses that, ten points, right?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. May as well. May as well. 10 points, right? She's, yeah, yeah, yeah! No, as well. No, as well. Why not? 10 points. Finally, finally, finish. This is a heavy one. We're going to end on a heavy note.

Okay. Correct. Yeah. What happens when you die? Oh, do you mean the literal process? Is this like a trivia thing? No, I'm not talking about how many hours till Riga Mortis sets in.

I am saying, what do you think happens after your day? Well, here's the thing. I am pulled between the idea of reason, which is obviously you just go in the ground, and that's it, game over. And... obviously you just go in the ground and that's it, game over. And but also that I sort of I think I sort of need to believe that there's some like wider spiritual pattern so that I can keep just getting out of bed in the morning because I think otherwise the idea that we're all just

permanent worm food. Although actually now that I think about it there is something nice about that you come from the earth you go back in the earth., there is something nice about that. You come from the earth, you go back in the earth. Bit of a fantasy now. There's something nice about that. But it is nice to imagine there's a heaven, especially if you insist on eating yourself to death. Yeah, yeah, exactly. I think I've got to believe, I think if there isn't a heaven, I've been wasting a lot of money

on charity direct servants. I'll be honest with you, because I'm saying little to no return on that investment. This is the thing, people need to realize is that Nish doesn't actually care about people. No, I don't. It's all part of the brand, okay?

Unfortunately, I've boxed myself into this corner of principles, absolutely fuming. This is what nonsense brand. I should have led into the free market, Norcock had the right idea. Two, two, three. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. This is bullshit.

He's always on stuff. I'll say that much. He does very, very well. Does Jeff. So, Perry. Yeah, I'll say there is an afterlife. So, I'll say, I'll give it, given the absolute cryptic crossword I've laid for Clarky in the previous question, I'll say straight up, there's a heaven and all dogs go there lovely Perry I'll say nothing. There's a hole in the ground and all dogs go there All right, let's bring the guys back and see see how they do Lucky lucky come back Rosie Rosie come back all right So googling Panthers and lie and that's exactly. Oh. Exactly. No, they are quite different, actually. Oh my God.

I've never felt this I wanted. So, right guys, the first question, and let's start with, we'll start with you, Rosie. What did Tom say about, what was Tom's opinion on professional family photo shoots? I don't think I've ever seen Rosie Jones look this pensive. on professional family photo shoots. I don't think I've ever seen Rosie Jones look this offensive. Oh, she's really thinking about it.

Oh, who are you kidding? Okay, all right, okay. I mean, I've never, I think I've ever seen you like lost in this amount of, you're taking this question as seriously as you took the questions on question. I'm gonna go ahead and say more seriously. So, if we so got to be pan to the right at Hancock was just there not not even sweating yeah.

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chill back when the island similar outfits yes pro pro wood family photo shoot. Thank you very much for that. Okay, we'll find out in just a second,

but Clarkie, what did Nish think about the same topic, professional family photo shoots? I think he hates them. You're just gonna go straight, yeah, okay. If there's one thing you think, when you see Nish, you think that is not a vain man. You think that is not a vain man. That's what you said to him when he was asking what was balled in out of his forehead. Right, so yeah, but there are other people in the photo.

I want to ask you, Kaki, why do you think he hates them? Why do you think he hates photoshoots? And it's not just his own, his own, well, I've got a real talk. I think they could be, they could be construed as tacky. And I'd say, this is a classy guy. And I can't believe she wrote, I've got your chance. Yeah.

I think the thing house is John's. I also say, I also think, believe it or not, I think he's quite an understated guy as well. So I think, I don't think you'll be in there. Okay, okay, I can now reveal that you are kind of both dead wrong. Oh no! In fact, Rosie, I couldn't believe how specific you went on the thing that Perry had that you were kind of both dead wrong. Oh no! In fact, Rosie, I couldn't believe how specific you went on the things that Perry hates.

The moving around, the all wearing the same clothes, that is all stuff he picked out to say no. Doesn't want any of that. If you said he likes a traditional, he likes a traditional, you know, family in a row, retro style, that would have given you, you know, the full point there, but I'm afraid,

I can't give you any points for that, because he likes him if they're retro, hates him if they're, you know, wacky, and I'm afraid you went the wacky route. Clarky, Ditto, Nish loves the product. Well, he hates the journey, but he loves the product. But I can give you the point point because it's none of the, you were saying he doesn't like those photos.

He hates having the photo taken. Sorry, Nish, yes. I think you would have, I think you were, I think, because I think instinctively I don't like them, but I think you weren't to know this clucky because you've not been to my grandma's house, but I've had two of them done in the past, and you do end up, yeah, yet, of course.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Ed Gamble has, he had to sleep over there once because he was too drunk to go home. But that's another story for a different podcast. But I do instinctively, I think if somebody presented me with the idea, I'd say that sounds like the worst fucking thing in the world, but I've had two of them done and they're quite nice to have. So I would say, like whilst you are wrong, you're not like totally off base in terms of my personality and I think it's a bit of a curveball. Yeah. I don't need to rethink who you are then for. No, no, no, no.

The main thing. But you also don't need to score any points there either. Well, that's tradition for me. It'd be weird if I did. Well, Klaaki, what did Nish say is the most overrated food? The most overrated food, what did you say? Tough one. Yes, tough. Avocados? Avocados, Rosie, what do you think Perry said

was the most overrated food? Rosie, are you listening or are you picture in a giraffe? No I'm imagine that I'm small. Rosie's just down loaded the bar I was. I'm gonna say spate beans. Okay, yeah, avocados and baked beans. It's a good answer, though. I can reveal now that Nish said,

because he wants you to win, Clarky. Nish said, any type of fruit dipped in chocolate that isn't banana. Yeah, so Clarky, just so you know, you technically would have got ten points if you've got that right. I mean a million points if you've got that. And Rosie you're not gonna believe this but Perry said the most overrated food is dessert. All dessert. All dessert. It's fucking unreal. What a scorched earth policy that is. Oh, did you. You're coming out on a meal with me. It's gonna be a two-course of my friend. Absolutely, that's how to call. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, Like a young couple's driveway who live in the suburbs, two courses.

Yeah, they've all got a like, actually. Hello, sorry, it's not bad at all. It's a good one. It's a nice thing. So what the reaction is second time. Oh, I'll tell you what YouTube's all about it. YouTube is going up. So that car emoji is flying off.

Right, what happens? In fact, let's start with you. Start with you, Rosie. What do you think Tom thinks happens when you die? Fulcule Fulcule Clarke I'm also gonna go with Fulcule

I can tell you now Rosie gets the point there Pulling the ground Nothing happens There's nothing after death in an afterlife so I'm sorry but the end of round one Please You've got to listen now after Jesus alright, Javice Right, I think I think we've had enough enough opinions now. I mean we really have we've had an hour in podcasts to be announced Let's hear some hard facts producer Quinn what are the scores at the end of that round?

Tom and Rosie have two and Ben and Nish have two and a half. Oh! For all that, for two and a half fucking points. Sheepers, creepers. Thank you, producer, Gwyn. So, who's winning there? Anyway, one of the team just winning, one of the team just losing. Ben and Nish, sheepers. Ben and Nish are winning. For us, everything's a play for us, we got around two.

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Yes! This week we're playing our version of 15- 1, which we are calling 15 to 5. I'm going to give each player five words, they have to guess that get their teammates to guess. However, they're only allowed to use 15 words in total to describe them. Once all the words are used up, the game is over. You're not allowed to pass, you're not allowed to mime, and you're not allowed to say the word they are supposed to be guessing Tom I could go Blackjack

Any guesses Rose you can guess at anytime Casino Holden one in one Harry next word Okay Which is Transport Okay. Witches transport. I'm going witches transport. It was broomstick but I'm going to give it to you. Absolutely right.

Okay. I'm terrible at balls. How dare you, yes. I'm terrible at football. I'm a bad guy. How dare you, Matthew? I'm a bad guy. I'm a bad guy. I'm a bad guy. Oh, man.

Oh, absolutely. You're a right, Tom. You're a right, Tom. You're a right, Tom. You're a right, Tom. You're a right, Tom. You're a right, Tom. You're a right, Tom.

You're a right, Tom. You're a right, Tom. You're a right, Tom. You're a right, Tom. You're a right, Tom. You're a right, Tom. You're a right, Tom. You're a right, Tom. You're a right, Tom. You I'll show you back. Third word from, from, from Perry. It's not watching the golf this. Ha ha ha!

Ha ha! Grass. Shoma. It's not summer. I'm going to give you another word then. Grass! Loma! It's not, it's not lawnmower.

I'm gonna say grass, I'm gonna say colour. Green. Right. Two more to go. Two more to go and you have used up five of your words. Okay. I'm going to give you two words here, I think. Oh, no, I'm not.

I'm just going to give you one. Okay. Perry, if you just say the two words or the one word, we'll know that's what you're doing. The dogs. Huh? The dogs. Boner. Oh, this is how we play. This is how we play a major.

Okay, final words. I think this is one word I'm going to use by the way. Yeah. Hat shop. I mean, is that one word? Is that one word? I think it's two. Oh, I don't know.

Millenary. Oh shit, yeah. It's not millenary. That's close, isn't it? Millenary. It's not millingry. That's close isn't it It's not milling Sort of yes, I mean yes So well it's all going to come and start. Really?

But also, Harry, you said that's close, isn't it? As well, so you've used up there, so you said Hatchop, and that's close, isn't it? Oh, fuck. So you now have three words left. You just said I got it. Okay, not a hat shop Okay That was for you now on mine as points a sewing shop oh

This is car crash podcasting I'm rosy rose Jones is now mine in service It sort of doesn't really matter I don't know. It sort of doesn't really matter, but it was a Habadashary and Harry, Harry, you scored a Mifrage you scored minus three on that. I think we might settle for that as a good score actually. Let's see, I might work out. We started so well?

I mean you started be you to be, it was, it was gorgeous to see and then the wheels came off hard. So, um, how bad is your room? No, I know, they have to get harder as we go along. We couldn't, it can't all be green, can they? Right, niche. Now you are going to be giving, Clarky, you are going to be guessing.

Let's see how we do. Nish. Okay. Pino. Is the word Grigio. LAUGHTER Perry, keep it, sorry. Keep it, keep it. Wine. Is the word Grigio? Parry. Keep it sorry. Keep it.

Wine. Yes! Is correct. Cricket. Is correct. is correct. Is this like fucking Queen's Gambit? It's good isn't it? Yeah, there's real real tension here. I'm seeing the word I'm on drugs.

I'm seeing the word I'm on drugs. Okay, you've got... You've got 13 words to play with. Jam lights. Rosie is actually on Tenta Hooks here. It's amazing. It's amazing! Traffic is correct. Thank God for that.

Okay. Two more words to guess and you have 11 more words to go. We were there once. Yeah. You'll fork it. It's all poster. Licious. Beyoncé.

Beauty. Is correct. Final word. Thin strip of land. Thin strip of land. Thin silla, border. Tom Hiddleston film. Oh, no. Two words to go. Oh, dear, Tom Hiddleston film.

Thin strip of land. The night-porter. The night-porter? LAUGHTER I genuinely don't know how to do this one. Well, if you say the words, then I guess that's the end of the game. It's archipelago. I don't know what I was expecting, really. Oh, man! Yes, sorry about that everybody. I can only, I blame myself, I blame myself on that one.

That's all right, Rosy, we blame you too. Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you're blame you. And now, we return to Rosie and Tom, Rosie. Oh, you're words are coming through. Let's get back up, we can get, I fancy our chances of getting up to zero on this. Yeah, I think you've definitely got it in you guys. You've definitely got it in you. Okay.

Okay. Okay. Okay. Every rest. Mountain is correct. Baby. Hog. is correct baby hog baby hog do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do hell of a player there you have of course 12 words to go and three words to guess very strong very very strong it is good okay now that was really good Ainal, arthole, bum, hole, bottom, uptight, fist, fistings.

Okay. That wouldn't have been in my top ten, okay, but sure, pro-lapse. Tell me, I'm here with the same one right now. Oh, fisher. I know. I know. Passage. No.

You may have to use another word here, Rosie, if you're not gonna get it. Retentive. Retention. Ainal activities. Bomb, bottom, butt head. I had a loobee-'s light if it was butt head. Oh Rosie give him another word you're gonna have to you're gonna have shit shit

Hey Grumpy a you know oh snow white in the seven dwarves Oh, snow white in the Seven Dwarfs. It's not so white in the Seven Dwarfs. But a hell of a counter you're writing at the moment. Jim Davidson. I'll take the work. I'll take the work. Grumpy, Ainole.

Crosby. How dare you. Crossbey. How dare you. Mm-hmm. Ha ha. Mm-hmm. Ain't no grumpy. Matthew.

Okay, the answer's not me Tom, right? So move the fuck on. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Ainal grumpy grumpy Ainal action Okay, that was that was close to it close to a mind but as you're saying the word action. I'm going to allow it Ainal action If you put a DVD that was called Ainal action. If you've bought a DVD that was called Ainal Action and it involved people farting, you'd be grossly disappointed wouldn't you? Ainal action. Grumpy. Grumpy, grumpy poo. Grumpy, give me more words maybe sorry. Crosby sorry mountain it stills well. Piles! Hemorrhoids.

Good old grumpy piles. They do make you grumpy to be there. I'm going to have to put a time move on you guys. If you can't come up with it. Yeah, I don't know, sorry. Can I move on? I'm going to let you move on, yeah, yeah, yeah, got on the final words. And you have, I believe, seven words to do it with.

Lakes, black. A Kimbo. Oh, really, really good. Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god. Really, really good. It's quite strong. Do you want to tell him what the word was? Boga.

It was Boga. Of course, it was Boga. Grumpy Boga, or of course, the angel action. Of Boga ring somebody. Now. Alright, Clarky, you're going to be giving, Nisha's going to be guessing. Camping. Tent. Yes. It's correct. Outdoor. Area. field. No, that's not a little area. Garden.

It isn't garden, so I don't know what you're not doing. Park. No, wait, wait, wait, wait, blank heater. Space heater. Patio heater. Yes. Patio is correct. Third word. Space heater. Patio heater. Yes. Patio is correct. Third word. Crunchy. Nut corn flakes. No. Hat to be.

We were all with you there on that list. Yeah. OK. Rice. Blank. Crispies. Eater, it's correct. It's correct. How else you could give your rice? Fizzy Gassy

Burp Belch yes is correct Last one Space heater heater Obviously, heater Odyssey Odyssey Everlasting.

Eternal. Flifing it. Yes, infinite. Oh, yes. Oh, so nice. So perfect. You know, it's got six points for that. That was unbelievable. I think it more than made up for the fact that I made you do archipelago.

A lot of people would disagree with that. Many people would disagree. But producer Gwyn, at the end of that round, in 15 words, or fewer, tell us the scores. Tom and Rosie have one. One point, okay. And Ben and Nish have eight and a half. Eight and a half points. Oh, I tell you now.

Tough, tough. I don't need, I don't need many words to introduce this next round. It is of course, beef brothers. Well, if you've got a problem, I'm calling a problem, if you've got a problem call a beef, if you've got a beef, maybe we can help you, beef, brother, soning at your beef. Yes, indeed, it's beef brothers, where each week we ask our panelists to sort out a flat share-based beef, and today's one comes from Matt, who writes, I have a beef with my mother-in-law.

She lives next door to me, and by that I mean she owns my house and we pay less rent than we should for a house this nice. This is of course not the beef. Every Sunday she cooks me and my family a four roast dinner. Sorry, my family of four, not four roast dinner. I was going to say this. I'm going to say it's a four-door cooking. It's a four-door cooking. Yeah, the French. She's Henry VIII. My favourite.

It's Henry VIII, I'm sorry, but it's Henry VIII. Henry VIII, yeah. Hey, she keeps me in my family. It's your mother-in-law, Vince IV. LAUGHTER From the movie, Ike Pelagot. And, say, she cooks me and my family of four, a roast dinner,

with dessert, parry, caviarious for that bit. It's really nice of her, a roast dinner, with dessert, Pary, cover your ears for that bit. It's really nice of her, and has become quite the tradition. This is of course not the beef or lamb or chicken. Ha, ha, ha, ha. Sometimes we're putting, she serves up, Arctic roll. However, she believes Arctic roll is not a frozen dessert

and leaves it out of the freezer for an hour before serving. This is my beef. I have tried to gently correct this, but to no avail, please help. Long time listener was $10 a patron, now £8.50, everyone buy. Well, I didn't need to include that bit, I'm not sure why. Copying paste is a wonderful thing, but don't forget, folks, to join the Patreon, just like Matt has done. Okay. What are we thinking of?

So she's serving up just a sort of like cold wet bread. I'm imagining, yeah, it's a sort of sloppy sponge with some melted stuff in the middle. Rosie, what are you thinking? What's the best way to broach this with the mother-in-law? So what are you thinking? What's the best way to broach this with the mother-in-law? So what I'm thinking, what's a combat? Matt, is his name yes, yes. Matt, is it immediately? I think Matt, is there no grateful little talk?

Interesting. That's interesting. Rosie, did you ask what his name was just so you could make it rhyme? Yeah. Yeah. Dennis Hunt, Rosie. Dennis Hunt. Because what are you saying, right, David? So my mother-in-law gives me a house.

Yes. Of course, for me everything will work. Yeah, for us. But my problem is my pudding's a bit warm. Like, grow the fault of God. bit warm like good football by year-old fuck

fuck for year-old family being and playing you know what, Matt Hancock chose it. Not funny, right? You know, I'm saying it like that.

You point straight from up to it. It's really, you so so much like my dad, you're giving me PTSD. That's what I'm saying. I'm, but yet honestly, my advantage is, you got to come with something, he's been passive for so long. So my advice is, say to her, you know what, you do so much with their main cause I'll do pudding

Great really So therefore it's on his toes He can bring something It's a two waist street He doesn't know that. He hasn't put that detail in. No, he's not. He's not left in.

If he'd put it in, cross me would have definitely read it out. I could have been a piece of the whole thing mate. Every detail's here. $10.50 in that £50. He's not getting us the best footage of this journey. So yeah, we need to bring something to the table. Literally.

Yeah, yeah. So he gets a phone call to do that. I like that a lot. Absolutely opening clothes. Yeah. Does him have any different opinions? If this was question time now, if you had a bruise you just go,

I'm so glad I asked you that at the end. What was it? I was just wondering. Does anyone have a different opinion to that? Because if not, I'll just say beef, beef's all to move on. I'm absolutely not. That is beef's all, that is beef brothers.

Can congratulations Rosie, you know? you're absolutely romped home there. She solved the beef and also gave that guy a real life lesson there. To your aunt. And he did tell her! Poor Matt. And you know what? Poor old Matt Hancock. Poor old.

That's the chance. Was his next beef? A lot of people seem very angry with me because 55,000 people have died. So, that was beef brothers, everybody. We come to the Motoy service station of the show, so stretch your legs. Grabby's have a hot cup of wild bean cafe coffee and enjoy the quick-fire round jingle. This is the quickfire round. It's the round that goes really quickly, That goes really quickly

Which is why it's amusing that it tends to have this long introduction Oh, it's a running guy It has this long introduction That goes on for a while And this is the bit where I start to say some kind of words I sometimes start without knowing where it's going to go I just trust my instincts and think inspiration will strike me, But I have got to say that hasn't happened yet, I'm running on fumes here. I haven't really got an angle, perhaps that could be the angle.

I'll make a think of the fact that I've got nothing. I'll spray it down and explain what's going on and that might be okay for a while. I'm sure it will survive or it might get repetitive. I don't know but it's worth a try. And then once I've done that, I'll say, well, we finish that bit. Thank God I came up with something which was talking about how I had absolutely nothing. the audacity of that man or the privilege of that twat. Anyway, let's get straight on with the quick far out. This is the quick far round and as our show is about putting up a shelf I'm going to ask

our players. Now this is tricky guys so pay attention I'm going to ask our players to book end their answers with two words that rhyme that answer, what rhyme with that answer. So if the answer was snow I would want to hear blow, snow, glow or something close to that okay. If it's two words you're rhyming, you're rhyming with both. And there's a few of those in here. Instead of buzzers, I'd like you to shout out to your first names

with rhymes on either side. Tom, let's hear yours. Glom, tom, tom. Tom, Tom, Tom. I'm not sure. It's tricky, isn't it? It's tricky on the round. Oh, is it? Yeah. Glom, tom, tom, tom, tom, though, I'll accept.

Glom, tom, nom. Glontom tom tom tom, though I'll accept. Erm, glontom nom. Glontom nom, Rosie. No, she, Rosie, pal, Lucy. Beautiful, niche. Straight back to the lake, mate. Dishnish fish. And Ben. Penben hen.

Lovely stuff. OK. Here, we go. What type of animal was Bambi? No, it was a bosey! I think it was Rosie there. We did it. Lovely stuff. That's one point there. Dwayne Johnson is more commonly known as the what? Dishnish fish.

Nish! Cock, rock, clock! Lovely stuff! Name the Scottish singer, famous for recording shout, in 1965. Nish-Nish-Fish! Nish-Nish-Fish! I think Rosie was just there ahead of you Nish. Er, go on.

Also, I did just shout Nish. LAUGHTER Totally panicked, forgot and just shout with N. Poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo 8 points. How was this game involved the word archipelago and Pupu Lulipur? Welcome to FlatShare's Landown. In the TV show Friends, what was Ross and Monica's surname? Disney Spirit of the Monde. I think you wait until they should finish saying his entire name and they start screaming rosy it has to go to nish Sella Gella Mella comma David's tory and P love love. I've got why is it always gonna be that why is it always gonna be politics? Okay, who is the inden's national football team captain

Ben Ben Ben Ben in. Ben Ben Ben Ben. Barry Harry Larry. I'm so numb. Okay yeah yeah yeah yeah go on back. Barry Harry Larry. Van Cain. Van. Van. Van. Van. Van. I love absolutely correct there. Van. It's such a long way to go if it's wrong. Yeah. The annual prize for contemporary British art is known as what? Bom tom nom tom.

The Lerna Turner Gourner Rise Prize Oh, beautifully, beautifully done there, Thomas. GERNA, lovely stuff. At eight points. I'm glad I didn't make the journey, because I wouldn't be wrong. Give the first name of the host of TV's The Mash Report. Oh, it was that was just Rosie just ahead of you there, Nish. Oh, I always sort of saw Rachel Paris as the host, but yeah, I guess, sure, that's it. I guess I suppose, yeah, it's very technically, yeah, you're way. You're thinking, you're thinking Breakthrough Star.

I'm going to break the Breakthrough Star as well. It's a very, very different thing between hosting something and breaking through. I'm doing well, OK? But you do, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what, Nish, I reckon you can lip sync, though. I genuinely do. Put your mind to it.

So give the surname of the youngest member of the sketch team, Papis. Oh. Give the surname, please. Bom Tom Narm, on Tom Narm. Dark Clark Spark. Absolutely correct. Oh.

The wife of Joe Wicks, the body coach. Shares her. I was saying, I was saying, I was saying. The wife of Joe Wicks the body coach Yes Is absolutely correct they have the actor she's called Rosie Jones. Yeah, yeah, unbelievable, isn't it? She's a glamour model, but I got that in tits. One point. Two points. I guess that's a sense of perspective though,

because if you're really small, let's do those. That's like, her tits are incredible. Name the actor and comedian who played charity worker one in series two, episode four of phone shop. Bomb Tom Nom. Yes. Bomb Tom Nom, Marie Pari-Larry. It's absolutely correct.

That is the end of the round and the end of the game. So before we hear the final scores, Nish and Rosie, do you have anything you'd like to plug? I'll be plugging Christmas. Oh really? Christmas, it's like the valley for white people. I look forward to that as I do every year, Rosie. Um, well I did something normal, job a lot down, and I've filmed a travel show.

Best time to do it, really best time to do it really best time to do it. No one's out so well, I'm I S-W-L And I'm fluent in a grade So if you go on all four You can see me, fly your guy there and throw up in my own face. Oh yes, please. So that is on all four now, the show is called Rosie Jones Super Spreader. Super spreader is available. It's available from all four.

She starts it with... I'm so lovely. God, she's wet-marked. I'm a smart kid. I'm a smart kid. I keep saying disabled people can't get COVID. I know you keep saying that, but it's patently untrue. Rosie, so we have to.

It's medical nonsense. In good conscience, we can't allow that to go out. Right, thanks. Thanks to everybody. Thanks to everyone at home for watching. It means the absolute world to us. We have so much fun doing these. It's all the better for knowing that you're

on the end of the line there. As always, check out our Patreon Patreon.com forward slash Pappies flat share. There's lots of bonus stuff over there. If you're a fan of the podcast and wanna give us a donation, it is the best way to do it really, because we get some money and you get loads of free fun stuff.

So we're not free. But loads of fun stuff. So give us money for free stuff. You give us money and we give you free stuff, exactly. It's free to us, but it costs money to you. So producer Gwynn, let's hear the final scores, and I'm absolutely on tender hooks here, because I've got no idea how that final round went. Well, it's very close.

Ooh, I love it. Tom and Rosie have 11, and Ben and Nish have 11 and a half. Oh! Oh! So, Tom and Rosie have to put up the shelf, but Ben and Nish have to put up with me, I'm coming around the house for a tickle fight. Fuck you! Well done!

Thanks to our guest Rosie Jones and Nish Kumar, we've been Pappy, see you next time on Flash Yes, Flash! Flash! Flash! Oh! Pappy's Flash, yes, stand down featured Matthew Cross with Ben Clark and Tom Perry, especially guest Rosie Jones and Nish Kumar, it was devised by Papi's and Ben Walker. Technical expertise was by Emma Corsham with help from Winry Stavis.

It was produced by Emma Corsham, being thanks to everyone who watched the show live to zoom YouTube for hosting us, you guys and like family to us. Papi's flat-shear stand-down is a secret news production for A-Cast and the Internet. Cheers everyone! Bye! Bye! Bye!

Bye! Flat-shear stand- down, yeah. Well, there we go, that was that. What a lovely app. Yeah, absolutely, it was, I mean, there's no argue with it. You can't call it anything other than that. It was the episode, there it was. A real treat, thanks for listening.

Stay tuned for the Patreon Neighborhood Watch Roll Call. Stay tuned for news of our Christmas episode that we'll be doing online at some point. And otherwise, have a very productive rest of your time on Earth. Wow, that was a huge send off for people. What do you never know? Exactly, you never know.

This could be the last time we ever speak to people and we want them to be productive. Exactly. Go out and do stuff, you know. Yeah. You know what? You know what? You never regret doing stuff. One of the things you regret not doing stuff, but you never regret doing stuff, you know, getting out there and being productive, you would never regret it. I mean, I've done loads of stuff I regret, but I mean, the done loads of stuff I regret but I mean the stuff. I know those things are productive though. Well, the thing they were something. I don't know if productive is the right word for it but I'm not proud of them. The thing the things that Clarke is not proud of is a different

podcast we're working on. We're not going to launch until 2021. It's a bit too long is the problem that each episode is clocking it in about five hours of time. It's a daily podcast and it's literally what clock is done with each day. It's a live, the whole thing. We're setting up a live clocky can and you can basically watch him live a live full of regret. Bye.

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Roddy, Bob, that's passed. Thank you very much for coming in and giving it a go. Roddy, Bob, Bob, it's incredible to see Steve like. Always. Oh, I'd like to say, thank you so much for coming in and giving us such a wonderful turn. Roddy, Bob, Bob, it's Tom, a fan. Thank you so much for coming in and giving us such a wonderful turn. Rotter the bob bob it's Tom Furn. Thank you so much for coming in there giving it such a fern go.

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