Pardon My Take - 49ers HC Kyle Shanahan + Mt Rushmore Of Travel Complaints With Peter King
Episode Date: August 13, 2018We are live from San Francisco for the 2018 PMT Training Camp Tour and Tiger is officially back (2:27 - 4:50). The Tiger effect is real as he captivated everyone on Sunday and oh yeah Brooks Koepka is... really fucking good (4:50 - 13:29). We went to 49ers Training Camp and pretended to be real journalists for a minute then got intimidated by a bunch of California teenagers. Whos back of the week (13:29 - 22:35). Peter King joins the show for Mt Rushmore of travel complaints (22:35 - 39:51). 49ers HC Kyle Shanahan joins the show to talk about being a Head Coach at such a young age, what he looks for in a Quarterback, regrets from the Falcons/Patriots Super Bowl, and his ankle tattoo with Chris Simms initials (39:51 - 67:48) . Segments include talking Max Scherzer, Drunk Idea, Spinzone, and a Rick Reilly column reading. You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake
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On today's part of my take, we are live from you, motherfucker, yeah, I don't trust these
mics.
I didn't say anything.
Okay, here we go.
Three, two, one.
On today's part of my take, we are live from 49ers camp in Cali, we're on our training
camp tour.
We also ran into good friend, big J journalist, Peter King.
So we got Kyle Shanahan, head coach of the San Francisco 49ers, and Peter King doing
the Mount Rushmore of travel complaints, which I'll say right now, the funniest Mount Rushmore
that has been done.
He delivered.
He delivered.
This was definitely Peter King's wheelhouse, and I thought for a second he was to come
with some like normie complaints.
No.
Nope.
These are classic Peter King complaints.
Very specific.
We're two for two on our last Mount Rushmores of having guests that were like built for
their Mount Rushmore.
Dynasty.
Yes.
Uh, before we get to all that though, our training camp tour, so we are here in San
Francisco.
We're going down to LA tomorrow for the Rams.
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I've been in and out for a couple holes. You know what I loved about tiger is like he was everything that he was supposed to be
He was like electric. He was hitting these crazy hook and cut shots and stuff
He was wearing the red and he refused to put away this driver. Yep, that was so perfect
He was like fuck it
I'm gonna keep hitting my driver today if Tiger Woods had if his shaft on the driver was a stick of dynamite that had a
Two-second fuse. He'd still be like hand that to you. Yes. Hey me that motherfucker in classic golf fashion
He absolutely smoked his driver right down the fairway on the 18th. So his next turn
He's gonna be like I was hitting my driver. Well, I can build on that
That's exactly how every round of golf for me goes. It's like I hit one nice chip shot
I'm like 17 and right when I'm ready to give up golf golf for good. This shit's easy and I'm like, yeah
Yeah, it's not that hard. So Kepka. Yeah, it's actually here's my spin zone on that
I think that Tiger Woods is playing as well as he's played in the last like 15 years even not just like the last 10
No, that's wrong
But Kepka, I'm sorry
Were you ready for this Kepka is better than Tiger Woods was at his peak, right? No, that's also wrong. No, yeah
No, he's bombing his driver Tiger has got those there's never ever a golfer like him. No, no hair whatsoever on Brooks Kepka's arms
Okay, so that was that was a bad take. That's okay. No, you're caught in the moment
And so you're you're a victim of the moment. I just think he's underappreciated all he does is win majors
The problem is that's fair. He's not a very exciting guy
Well, he's just the dude with the big arms
He needs to have like something he needs to change his hat to like the Greg Norman cowboy hat thing or he needs to just like say
He's us. No, not Austria in South African would be awesome for him. Well, I got a theory about it
One is like you said his look he is he's too handsome
He doesn't have anything we can make fun of like he either needs some man boobs or balding hair
Like whatever something something we like ha ha that guy's just like us to
Because his name is hard to pronounce
People just don't say his name. That's what I'm saying. I always just avoid names
I can't say so I just don't ever say his name and then was like you forgot about Brooks Kepka
Yeah, it's like bro. I don't know how to say his name. So I'm just not gonna look dumb the O before the E
Yeah, whenever I see that I'm like wait shouldn't that be the one where those two letters are like touching each other
Yeah, and you have to like say it weird and spit on the person that you're talking to yes
Yeah, but that's what I'm saying if you just got like South African citizenship Brooks Kepka. Yeah, that actually sounds good, right?
Yeah, that does sound good a little rebrand. We have more on Brooks Kukie Brooks Kipka
groups groups groups Krapka
After the interviews Kalashana
We're gonna do a little Rick Riley reading for the folks because he actually wrote about how no one's talking about
Koopa Troopa
Kepka Bermuda. Yeah before we move off of golf. Can we discuss the course?
Yeah, we need a sickening course and sickening showing by the course this weekend disgusting lowest
I think score in a PJ championship and Jordan speed throwing a ball into the water. I'm
That's my the sound of me puking. Can you call I'm faking you come about that
I know they don't let us call in rule violations at home anymore
But even though Rick Riley did try on Tiger Woods
He tried to snitch on Tiger after the whole world was like this is the greatest moment in golf in like ten years Tigers back
It's awesome. This is so exciting and then Rick Riley comes over the top. He's like, hey, did Tiger
Did he swing did he hit that ball like out of bounds or something did he ground his club?
Did you ground it? Yeah, and what's funny is ground your club. You hit your club on the ground for what the fuck
Go suck sometimes. Yeah, so you're not allowed to call in rules violations
But you should be allowed to call the cops on Jordan speed
Yeah, that's wrong and Rick Riley and I'm right. So shitty showing by the course. I'm disappointed in you st. Louis
Yet again. Yes
Lock up lock up the course Rick Riley
Jordan speed do you think Hillary Clinton just for could could Alabama beat the course? Yeah
I mean, I'll be rolling over that. Yeah, I think so you cons women's basketball could beat that easily easily
So do you want to talk about Cali?
Yeah, let's yeah, let's get a swag. So Cali. This is the new segment called swag talk. All right, so Trav
Welcome back to swag talk. I was with my boys pit and some
Snarly ass surf the other day and I saw a baby seal and
It has straw in its mouth because all these fucking loser liberal
Well, no, we're liberals these loser snowflake New Yorkers are still drinking with straws in their Starbucks
Disgusting really like and it was a sea lion too. I wasn't gonna correct you in the moment because I'm a supporter part
That's living animals life
But it was pretty chill that we got to save its life
And then I was like pit would suck was I got back to the car and I somebody stole my tech decks
So I had a sweet no, bro. You're just probably too high. You forgot you didn't even bring them
That's true. I love them at my stepdad's house. Yeah, that's what he's actually really good. Yeah, he's cool, too
No, he's yeah, like he's like do you like smoking shit? He likes shares bond
Yeah, he like buys beer for like my girlfriends and stuff. How old are we?
Oh
So we are actually in Cali and I am I we did go to In-N-Out and we went we landed on Saturday night
At like one in the morning we went straight to In-N-Out because Hank is
Trying to fatten us up and kill us mission accomplished
And we went to In-N-Out and every single person in that In-N-Out at one in the morning
Was under the age of 18 and blazed as
Like high as you've ever seen and I was petrified there
There were literally like nine and ten year olds in there that were high. Yeah, and they're just like what the fuck you looking at cop
I was so scared and I made a note when we're in there
I typed it I was like don't forget this because what started to happen was if you're around enough high people
Yeah under fluorescent lights you start to feel like you're high, too
And so I was like I better write this down before my short-term memory kicks out
So high right now and I wrote down like why are all these children high yeah, California
And then we're leaving in big cats like every teenager in there was high
Yeah, and just intimidating the hell out of me
We went to Niners camp on Sunday, which was awesome because shout out to Bob Lang great host
And it was fun to play big J. We went to the practice. We even stood there
I was actually talking to some guy who like works for NBC Sports Bay area and I was like
Hey, are you counting like Garoppolo's completions and he's like yeah
I'm trying to and then I kept on asking him questions and then he just walked away from me
Yeah, cuz I was bothering him so much you're fucking up the count
Well, I was trying to count it to and I lost count after three passes
Yeah, I just couldn't pay attention long enough, but it's cool like that like being like hey nine for eleven with one interception
We we almost proved our bad luck again though because you'll remember last time we're invited to a camp Teddy Bridge waters leg fell out
And everybody threw up. Yep, and he almost died
And right in front of us McKinnon heard his knee
Yes, and he limped to the sidelines and they were testing him for an ACL
I was the first to report and I quote. I don't think it's that bad. Yeah, so as before he got his MRI
I I broke the news that I'm okay. I didn't think it was that bad. Yeah, they're saying it's just a calf strain
Oh, we gooch. Yeah, so he's fine. He's gonna sit out a week
Yeah, so we had a great time to shout out also to the grounds crew at the 49ers at Levi's Stadium
They let us basically hang out in their office all day
And we just we set up shop
We got to interview shot hoops got to interview Peter King got to interview Kyle Shanahan John Lynch coming
Sometime in the next couple weeks really fun day. We watched Tiger Woods with Peter King. Yes
He was screaming at the TV just like us
So maybe in his football morning in America column tomorrow morning
You might get a little nugget from us. He likes to say it might get weirdish. Yes
So should we do who's back before we get to you?
Whom's back so that we think do I go first? Oh, I got a who's back to just start for the whole podcast
We look like fucking idiots with these new mics. I mean it sounds better
I think so it looks like cool because you can actually see our faces and we don't have headgear on
But I do feel like we are officially
douchebags
This is a big time
Like you know that like just otherwise and be like the douchebags who have a podcast
This is what they do. So when you guys are wearing fucking headsets that make you
Yes, exactly
Shitty microphones, huh? You had to hold them. Yep. That was that was gritty this like if you close your eyes, you're like, how would
someone from
NPR or
The ringer do a podcast in a hotel room. This is it. Well, I take that as a compliment. Okay. All right next level
My who's back the week is swaggy little leakers. Oh, okay
Big Al took the took the took the internet by storm this weekend
He did it. He did is like they have one every single year where some kid like this says some hilarious. He came out
He's like my name's big out. I love to think
And that's what he does he's hit the bomb. Yeah, does he actually hit dingers is he like a good baseball player?
Well, he hits home runs. I think that's all you can do
Can I ask a question and I don't want to be this guy, but I have to ask the question permission to your other granted
Do you think there'll be a point where these kids become a little self-aware and start doing this because big
Al is like so beautiful because he's genuine. He's yeah
He's like we're gonna get to that point where they're gonna try to start making sound bites and stuff and it's gonna ruin it
But I love big out
Do you think that might happen or you think the age thing will keep us pure and you know?
Because what's gonna happen is you're gonna get a you're gonna get a coach that wants right him to go viral
I don't want it to happen and then he's gonna coach the guys on what you guys got to stop saying it's a woke
We're talking about 12 year olds playing little league baseball. Yeah, there's nothing more pure and wholesome than that
Then what you try and you guys are trying to ruin it
Gambling on them and screaming at them and then laughing when they cry. Yeah, that's big Al though dingers for sure
Yes, well, yeah, that was his another who's back that I noticed last week
I don't know this is I wasn't too in touch with all the journalism last year
But I've noticed a lot more reporters reporting on coaches working out before the games. Yeah, so like coaches running stairs
I know it's like four or five different coaches. It's like XX coaches here like running stairs before the game
Yeah, if labels doing it. Yeah, that's not all all the people think that there's a chance that he might get into the game
I think there might be a chance. Yeah, I think there might be a chance
He could get in the game and do pretty well
Mm-hmm. I think I think the Patriots coaches all do it before the game because they are secretly trying to kill themselves and give
Them so it's heart attacks because they don't want to have to coach me
Yeah, well, they don't have to deal with Belichick screaming at them for the next three hours
Do you think anyone in the chief's locker rooms like hey Andy you want to run some stairs?
No, it'd be a great scene. Yeah, Andy. This is a new trend. We're all trying to get back in shape
Yeah
If somebody made Andy Reed try to run stadium stairs
First thing he would do would go to vice president of stadium operations next day and put in escalators
Yeah, and just feel or just be like there's no like a tarp around the entire chief stadium
So you can't walk through any of the stairs. Hey, can we get a couple of milkshake vendor deals along the stairs?
Yeah, people can take a break put a rest area in there. Hank. Is that it? Yep. Okay, PFT
All right
Hit us with it. My hooms back of the week is training camp fights. I had that too. Yeah, the R words and the J words
Yep
We're fighting at training camp and then it spilled over to the stands
Which is great because then Redskins fans and Jets fans started fighting each other to mm-hmm, which is just wonderful
I it's I like what I like so much is when you hear the first person say like, you know
The boys are just so you get out there and hit somebody else for a change
Yes, and you get to this point of the summer where we're about two weeks into training camp and they haven't really everyone's probably sick
Of it at this point and it's just like let's just get in a fight. So we get kicked out of practice. Yeah
Yeah, it's like hot and humid and they're like, you know what I can go inside
I can get and get kicked out and go sitting air conditioning. Yes, that's why Jalen Ramsey was so smart to get suspended true
That's that that's a great treat for him for going after the media. Yeah, which I appreciate. Yeah, I keep us in check
Can we get suspended for going after Jalen Ramsey going after Jalen Ramsey or each other?
Or going after players. Yeah, that'd be Kevin Durant would have had us suspended already. That's true million times over
All right. So that was my first who's back of the week. Yeah
My second who's back of the week is oh actually that's my only who's back. Okay. Go ahead. Yeah
I you so you had the first one. I only had two. So do you have another one? No, no
Yeah, I was gonna say the Steelers fan that puts on all yeah
Yeah, yeah, so my my who's back is Mike Tom and losing control of his team
Okay, because like you just alluded to this tweet a fan dressed in pads in a helmet made it past security and tried to take
Part in some drills at the beginning of today's practice
He was seen being escorted off campus the Steelers had no comment and Mike Tomlin declined to address the incident after practice
What kind of fucking?
Training camp are you running Mike Tomlin? That's a brilliant move did a fan can just put on some pads and jump in
It's like that guy Cortez in Arizona. Love him legend of the game. I like it
I good for that guy like I wish he had gotten it into a drill and just got his ass wiped out
Yeah, or if he had just stuck around long enough that he made the team
Yeah, that also could have happened. Mm-hmm. There's a guy like that at Gillette uses weight outside
Right where people would go in the entrance and just ask Bill Belichick for a tryout. Oh, yeah
The guy who was pretending he was homeless, right? Yeah, I feel like that happens every now and then there were a couple of those guys a few years ago
Yes, there's one outside the Texans training camp too, but he was trying to be a wide receiver
They didn't have anybody so it was like yeah, actually maybe this guy could get it right like a little tip there
Don't go to Steelers camp don't go to Patriots camp go to like the Browns, right?
The Bears literally we're getting guys off the streets last year for wide receiver
Just go to a team that actually needs talent and you might actually just fit in long if this dude had showed up to
Seahawks training camp wearing an offensive line jersey Tom Cable might have been like I can work with us
Yes, exactly five months in a room with him and I'll turn him into a right guard. Can he can he handle a fist fight with me?
Okay, fine signed. Yeah
So we have our Mount Rushmore. We do Mount Mount Rushmore travel complaints
It's with Peter King and he brought it like seriously brought it
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Okay, peter king and the mount rushmore of travel complaints
Okay, we have our good friend peter king multiple recurring guests three times recurring guests. We're at 49ers camp
Uh, all the big j journalists are here
Austin you
right
well
I don't think that i'm anywhere near your level
Yet, but i'm gonna try who i'm i'm gonna try i'm 61 years old now
And my goal is to try to get to your level a little tip next interview that you do who are you interviewing while you're out here
I'm interviewing jimmy g. Okay. Show him a picture of peter roth's penis. That's nice. Yeah, that would elevate you
That's the last that would elevate you. Yeah, we know he's in the porn stars. So it works
So we are here we we ran into you at training camp watching practice
And we thought let's do a mount rushmore because we are traveling you're traveling. You've been to how many camps so far
14 14. Are you gonna hit all of them? No, okay. How many 20 20? Oh, it's just a 20. Whatever. Yeah, piddling. Yeah
A piddling some we are going to do the mount rush, but I also was at mike florio's house. Yeah
Yeah, we have been to as well. Did you go down to his wine cellar? I did it's actually just a dungeon
I think he just it's kind of a dungeon. He hasn't really filled it up because he's not joe wine
Yeah, your co-worker mike florio. He is. Yeah, you were on mbc. I I believe you should refer to him as my underling
Yeah, you're his your peter king is mike florio's boss. That's the narrative that we're gonna go like that
So, uh, because we're traveling we're gonna do the mount rush more
Of travel complaints, but before we do that
You want to do quickly your top four micro brews? Yeah, we should do the the top four micro brews
Why do you do four instead of either three or five or ten mount rush more so mount rush more
Nice, okay. All right ours are my number one is bud light. My number one is bud light platinum bud light lime bud light orange
Um bud light draft. Yeah, wait a minute, but there's no such thing as bud light orange. Yes. Oh, yes
Oh, yes, they are brewed with real lime and oranges. Mm-hmm peter
Okay, sorry friends. Sorry, uh, so you give us your four
We just give you all of ours and then we'll do the mount rush more travel
Okay, I'm gonna give you an upset. Do I start with number four? Yeah, just do yeah, whatever order you want
I'm gonna I'm gonna start with number four. Okay. It is called
Uh, the hinterland
A cherry wheat beer. Okay, man card. Hi. I'm sherry is from northern wisconsin
Every ingredient in here is a wisconsin ingredient
So you guys are so impressed with that sausage
Which reminds me
I went around on my training camp trip asking a lot of players around the league
All kinds of for me weird questions like
kale good or evil
So so you're getting really funky with but I did ask I did ask miles garret
If you could only eat one food for the rest of your life, what would you eat? He goes
Oh, I'd eat my mother's oatmeal. Oh, well, okay
That's nice oatmeal oatmeal and he and I said give me the ingredients one of you one of the ingredients in his mother's oatmeal is sausage
Oh, that sounds delicious. Now that is good oatmeal. Yes. Okay. The second, uh,
You know my second micro brew that I like a lot is peroni
It is micro brewed in italy
In gigantic batches and I drink the peroni in the united states
But if you as long as you drink it out of a small glass, it's a micro brew. Yeah, that's of course
And then um, I like this this beer also from wisconsin
it's called, uh
It's called luna
Um shoot. What is the last name of it? I'm trying to remember. I should know what was his father's name? It's a coffee
It's a it's a coffee stout. Mm luna coffee stout
Now can you drink a stout in the winter or you can drink it in the wintertime?
But can you drink it in the summertime? Like yeah, it's just like a Guinness
It tastes like Guinness with a little bit of espresso in there. There's nothing wrong with that two things that I really like a lot
Do you like spotted cow? I love the cow. Yeah, love the cow's good. It's mike silvers beer
The spotted cow is great because they actually arrest people who sell spotted cow outside the state of wisconsin
And you can go to the airport in madison wisconsin and go through security
And buy 12 packs of spotted cow that you can take on the white cross state lines
Yeah, can you buy it in in minnesota? No, no, you cannot buy it. No, you can't buy spotted cow in minnesota
It's against the law. I'm not i'm not lying when they get that law of return
Like there'll be a story maybe once every couple years where uh, minnesota
Restaurant will have a legal spotted cow kegs in the back like it and it'd be like off menu the old chapeau of minnesota
Okay, but the last one is alagash white which i made famous
And you know, I mean it's a little bit of a cliche
Yeah, but I mean I have two or three alagash whites a week. I mean it's good beer. What more can I tell you?
You've done delicious for the alagash white brand what uh, maybe odell beckham has done for the supreme label
Nice very nice. Yeah, I think I have
I'm looking at our producers and they're both shaking their heads because they know how wrong that was
That is just you you have done for alagash what odell beckham has done for cocaine. There we go. Well, thank you
I I like to do I like to do my service. Yes. Yes. Okay. Well, those are four good picks
I'm glad that alagash was number one because otherwise it would just walked out that would have been so disappointing
Yeah, but we do have we've got our travel complaints ready to go to now the way that we do this
Is like a snake draft style. So we'll let you go first
Then big cat will go then I'll go twice back to big cat than you I I've got I've got two really big, uh, sort of
You know points of contention as I travel around the united states one is that you're only going one right now
At many marriott properties. Okay for some reason they have trained the housekeepers
to
close the drain
In the bathtub
And so when you get in the shower and you started all of a sudden you got water all around your ankles
And you're saying and pee who would simply who would do this last night fairfield in in suites in where was I last night
in uh glendale, arizona fairfield in in suites
The the the the drain is closed. So what happens? I get in there to take a shower this morning
I look down and I'm in a pool of my own tepid filth. Oh, and what you have to do
I had to go do it myself
Wow, that's that's terrible, but it's like that at every single marriott. That's a corporate policy
It must be a corporate policy because many times
That happens. You're real shame if everybody tweeted up marriott. Yeah, be a damn shame. Yeah, all right
My pick I'll just go with flight delays. We all deal with it as a big j journalist. You deal with it. It's the worst
You don't know what's gonna go on
It's one of the reasons why
My training camp trip the vast majority of it every year we drive
Yes, because you know, you can't cancel a drive. Correct. Even in a rainstorm. Yep, you just go
Well, and even if it's like traffic jam, you just take the bike lane. Yeah, sure
I have done that before every mistake. Do you want to hear the story though? Yes, please
I think I think you told us. No, tell it again. No, did I tell you tell it again? I did tell you
Yeah, it was philip rivers. Yeah, and philip rivers had x amount of time
And if I didn't get there in x amount of time, I was not interviewing philip rivers. That's why I was there that day
He has an insemination schedule that he has to stick with his wife. The amount
I don't think he would like that. Yeah, the amount of time that you have with philip rivers that equals to how many bikers lives
14 okay, there we go. So I think it was worth it. Yeah, you got the interview, right? Yes. Okay. Good. All is well that ends well
My first one is going to be
Um, I'm just going to go hotel room not ready for check-in yet. That's a good one
Especially if you're tired you've been on the road for a while and it's you know
It's in the afternoon sometimes like five six o'clock and no here's the thing
Here's the thing if you get to a hotel and it's 253 and your room isn't ready yet
That's observed. What have they been doing? Yeah, what have they been doing?
They've been spending all their time pushing the shower drain thing down. Yeah, I had to wait that adds up
You guys ready for this? Youngestown, Ohio set the scene for you. Youngestown, Ohio for the rough and rowdy fights last weekend
I had to wait till 345 for my check-in. That's a darn out. I got there 230. It's a down out
It was absolutely disgusting. I sat there. I ate all the cookies because they had the free warm cookies
So I just ate like six of those and I just laid on the couches. It was terrible. How about the one other one that I'll give you
Wait, do I have time? No, no, no, no. No, you have time. I'm gonna go draft. So I'm going back. Yeah, we come back
You're gonna have four. You're gonna have four. Okay. My second one is going to be
Wi-Fi broken on the plane. Yeah
When you're when it has a Wi-Fi logo on the side and you're all prepared to watch some good internet
And you get on there and you just can't do any work. Yep. That's a great travel
Especially when you're on deadline. Yep. Um, all right
My next one is going to be when your air conditioner doesn't get cold in a hotel room when it's either you can't control it
Or you'll say like you'll say like you're at 68 and it just won't feel like it's 68
Right. You'd be like, this is 72. Like I don't mind me. I know it's 72, but I want it to be 68 the worst
Yeah, that's bad. Yeah, you want me to give you mine? Yeah. Yeah airplane farters
Oh, yeah, okay. You you strike me as a guy that might do that
I'm not saying anything right now. I have no comment on that at this time
but
The airplane farter of all time was on a when continental was still in airline
I was flying from newark to providence
So maybe 38 minute flight
And i'm going from newark to providence and we are on a flight with maybe 16 seats on the plane tiny plane
But it's one of those things that you can't even stand up
All together in the in the airplane. You got to kind of hunch over
So there's a guy in front of me and I suspect that he's a farter because here's what he's doing
Oh, he's lifting the cheeks on you. That is he's doing it. That's a savage
Yeah, and so the guy across the aisle from him at one point said, hey, hey
sir
And the guy and the guy said what and he goes will you please stop?
And this guy would not admit what he was doing
Because people who are serial farters don't usually admit it because they're ashamed. Yeah. Yeah, and and all I can say is
We were trapped
Exactly like you were in
You know, you you have noxious gas
In a very small area and all you can do is smell this fart man
And it was brutal. I didn't like it. Yeah. All right. Now you got another one. Yeah, my other one now
This one third pick. Yeah, this is my third pick
Or some would say my third pick
This is this is what it wasn't that funny
No, but but here's the one to me that really really bothers me you check into a hotel
And maybe you're paying
$17 a night and they say oh and so if you want internet in the room
You're paying an extra $16. Yep up. So yep. Tell me please the worst. That's awful. All right, you all right
My third travel complaint is uh, james hardon's little step back move that he does
That is absolutely a travel to walk every single time. He tried he travels and they never call it
That's they never call it. They never traveling is not called in the nba. Exactly. It's disgusting not my nba
That's why I watch college basketball. It's a better product. Okay. My third one is going to be
um
When there's only one pack of coffee in a hotel room
And you want that maybe the room service doesn't come in or the maid doesn't come in
Change your room overnight and you still you have that one that you've already drank
And so your second night in the hotel
Next morning no coffee to wake up. Yep. That's bad. I hate that one. That's bad. And then my last one is uh, no lotion
Yep, when they don't give you a lotion you like lotion in the room. Why why do you like lotion? I enjoy lotion. Yeah, okay
You know why I hate you
All right, my fourth I've noticed it's actually gotten better, but I still
See it as a problem probably half the hotels that go to
TV not having a menu
So you go and you know tv guides. You don't know what that's really good
That's very and you just basically have to guess the channels the whole time. Yeah, you gotta see and then you have to figure out
Okay, i'm watching espn now. I want to watch something else and you just have no idea where you're going, right?
okay, here's the last thing that I would say and
The only reason I save this until last is because I know that everybody who watches this or
Experiences this in whatever way they're going to say
We really hate peter king much more than we really than formerly we thought we did
It has to do with the quality of coffee on amtrak trains
Yes, coffee flavored water go off. Yes. It is grim. It's horrible. It used to be green mountain
And I think they use the filter 16 times now it's true. Now your truth now
It's dunking donuts and I think they put the same car the water through the same filter
Seven times. Yep. Amen. And I always get the 27th time
And it tastes like barely coffee flavored water. Yep, and I am not putting up with that. Yeah, okay
Thank you for your service that one
That's a great one because there's nothing worse than thinking you're gonna get a good cup of coffee
And you get dil wheat coffee. Yeah, and amtrak used to be known for their great coffee
No, he didn't never been known for their coffee. Yeah, it was better than their coffee's always been terrible
Uh, okay, and I love amtrak, but yeah bad coffee
So I noticed you didn't include well, we have some honorable mentions, right? Go ahead. Yeah, um people that talk in the quiet car
I'm surprised you just said that. I dislike people who talk in the quiet car. You were a pioneer
Talkers and journalists to that
No, I I understand that in other parts of the train you have to talk. Yeah
Um, how about this one though? How about the people who are in the hallway in hotels? Yeah at 2 15
And they're having a conversation
2 15 whether or not they're partying whatever it is. This gets my honorable mention
Dill weeds who are talking at 2 45 a.m
In the fair field in in suites. Are you a confrontation guy? Will you step out? No? No, I won't sit there. No, no
You know what I'll do. I'll tell you what I'll do. I will call the front. Oh, you know and say we got a couple of dill weeds at all
All right, I also have
For subway travel when you can't sit down
I have a lot of fat on the midsection. So it's bad on the knees
Off that one is the hot train as well. Hot train is terrible. They don't have the air conditioning
Talkers on a plane when the person next to you wants to have a full conversation. You're like, and you don't I just want to
Sit here and and deal with this
How about the time that I wanted to talk to neil de grass tyson on an airplane and he sat right next to me
How about that? He fell asleep. Oh, he was having none of me. He wanted none of sports
Maybe the most intellectually curious man in the world. Do you put him to sleep? Yes? I did
And he slept the whole way, but you know what I think happened
I think he was faking it because he absolutely did not want to talk sports. No way
I wanted to talk astronomy. Yeah
When do you have a chance to talk astronomy? We would have talked meteorology and astronomy
That's that would have been wonderful. Yeah, that's tough one. What about when you're traveling for work and like a celebrity dies
And you don't have anybody to tell
Then I have to tell the waiter. Yes. I have to say holy cow. Do you know what just happened? No, what happened?
Um
He died he killed himself killed himself. Yeah, did he actually cry the waiter?
Nobody was very shaken up. You thought he was gonna cry. You broke news. Yeah
I was I mean, I probably would have been better off breaking wind
Because it was turned out to be not a great thing. Yeah, but I do think I do take credit for this
I never erased the tweet. Yeah, it's never anniversary. It was two days ago. Yeah. Oh, it was. Yes. Wow
How about that not of rob Williams death of your tweet? Well, that's a more important
That's a more important anniversary
That was that by the way, did you see the uh the documentary on robin?
No, I need to see it. I heard it was great. It's frigging unbelievable. The greatest part is is him
singing
as elmer fudd
Singing springsteen is elmer fudd. He's a generational talent. The guy was pretty good. Yeah. Okay. So peter. Thank you so much
Where are you off to next?
I'm going to see the dallas cowboys in oxenard california. Jason Garrett hot seat
I think it's toasty. It's so we don't ever talk about another man's job, but it is
It's a little toasty. It's toasty. All right. Thank you so much three time recurring guest. Wow. We appreciate it
Well, we're gonna come back on in the fall too. We'll talk some foot. All right
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cow shanahan
All right, uh, we welcome on head football coach
Kyle shanahan, we are sitting in the 49ers the bowels of the stadium. We are in what is this a grounds crew area?
Yeah, this is a grounds crew equipment area. We've got uh,
Erba side behind us. Yes, I actually went thumbing through a book. It said 49ers offensive playbook
It turns out they just used that like shelva binder to update their like
Oh, okay secrets in it. Yeah, I was trying to I was trying to spy but yeah
So we have a head football coach cow shanahan. I got to start as uh, big football guys
We got to ask the question that everyone's wondering has it been a physical camp?
Uh, yeah, it has, you know, they're all physical
But you know, I think the whole thing is trying to get through it and not get each other hurt
But also you got to play football. So it's going to happen and you hope you can make it more physical now
So you don't during the season. I actually read something that uh, I think it was a former player played under harbaugh
And now is back with the niners saying that you are a little bit more
Loose with the players a little more of a player coach than
Then harbaugh was what is like the balance there of kind of giving the guys a day off or letting them have fun
But also like you said playing football. Um, yeah, I mean, I don't know how they were so I just go by myself
But um, you know, I look every day is a new day. So I don't have any
Hey, I'm gonna act like this on this day go to page 600 to tell you how to answer this situation
I just I try to assess our team see how they feel
Um, we try to work them hard if I feel guys are sore and tired and
We're working them hard to where it's hurting them then I back off. So, um, you know, this year is different than last year
I got a better feel for our team now than I did last year
But it's always changing. It depends what I think our guys need and we base that off of film every day and
Really our reps. What did you change this off season? Did you did you take away the ping pong table?
Are you like being more strict or did you add a ping pong to a second ping pong table? No, I think we got two in there
You know, I'm we're never taken away the ping pong table
It's important. It is important. You know, it's I I want guys to hang out here. I want I'd really believe that
You know, obviously you got to be talented. You got to be prepared and everything
But I always feel the tighter team the closer team has an advantage over the team
That's not as tight and the only way you do that is by hanging here spending time together and I like to put
Ping pong tables in there just so people kick it and they don't go home right away when they're done with their stuff
and you know, I remember last year, you know, we got off to such a bad start and
You know starting 0 and 9 and everything and I got
Everyone's trying to solve stuff. I got players. Hey, we got to take the ping pong tables out
And it's like guys, that's not why we lost five in a row by three points or less. It's it's not the ping pong tables
Let's not make too big a deal about it
We just got to start not turning the ball over make those right plays and not worry about the ping pong
It also gets you a macriple. Yes, that helps. Yeah
So you mentioned the bad start last year you guys finished strong
You are now my I call it the Regis Philbin pick
Because Regis Philbin used to go on like what what was the show that the
Best damn no good morning. No good morning America with cat whatever it was. Yeah. Yeah, he used to go and he'd be like
Here's my pick. Here's my dark horse pick. It'd be like the most obvious pick
So everyone's talking about the Niners and this is the year that they make that jump because of how you finished last year
How do you like keep that?
You know from getting kind of to guys heads and also tempering the you know expectations
Let's just hit him with reality. I mean we were six and ten
um, you know, we we
Went through a struggle last year and you know, we ended up
Turning it around, you know, jimmy came in our team got better and I won't take that struggle back for anything
I'll always say that's I think what made us who we are and now we got to start this over again
And I get it when you end with five
I get at the hype and everything when you end the way we did
But it doesn't mean anything and you got to see how your players handle when they get back
And if our guys came back and hadn't worked while they were gone came and they're kind of coast and say no
We just got to get to week one then I would feel panicked about it. I did dress at a ton
But our team hasn't been that way our team knows that we got a lot of work ahead
We know this isn't going to be easy and we know we're going to have to work for everything we do
Was there a players only meeting last year?
Um, I don't think so. Okay. I've always wondered about that like as a coach if there's a players only meeting or you're like
Hey, come on guys. Hey, let me get in here. No, it's uh, I thought we were friends
Or you just have like a snitch who you're close with on the team tell you what happens. Yeah, we just spy on them
I got yeah, you got the whole place bugged. Yeah, right. No, but it's the players only meetings
They can be I mean sometimes you like them if they're done, right?
Um, sometimes they can get out of control
There's always some guy in there who just likes to hear himself talk and it just starts steam rolling and then guys don't make
Very good points, but it depends on the type of type of team you have
We got some mature guys. I know we got a lot of young players too, but you know, our guys have worked for everything
I don't think anybody just is expecting handouts and I'd be confident in our team to talk to each other that without us there
What was it like, uh, having the last name shanahan being in football
Do you think people kind of thought you were given, you know, special treatment when you were coming up because you
You obviously have accomplished a ton as a young coach and you were hitting, you know, assistant coaches very very early
Did you ever find that where people like this guy doesn't know what he's talking about?
He's just getting a job because it's dead. Oh, yeah, not as
You find that with everyone outside, you know, I feel like I've never had that issue
With people like coach and stuff. They might think it the first time you get with them
um, just perception of human nature, but um
You know, I felt very prepared and good as a coach to where it's never been an issue with players
But that's been something my whole life. I mean when I made the basketball team as a sophomore in high school
All the guys that didn't make it. It's the only reason I made it was because of my last name, you know, you got to walk in
Is that true?
Probably, yeah, I'm just joking. They didn't the basketball coach didn't care about my dad. Yeah
He's got to work games too just like we do
But no, those are the things that that puts a chip on your shoulder your whole life
So you want to prove everyone wrong and especially when you're younger and everything. It's um, you want to prove everyone wrong
And then you know as I've gotten going you start or gone through my career
You start to accept that hey, you can't deal with all the haters
You just got to worry about yourself and be as good as you can and um, you know
It's tough on me in washington because you know, I had a goal my whole life was you know
I didn't want to work with my dad until I felt I had paid my dues and you know
Before that, you know, I started in Tampa went to houston was a receiver coach the quarterback coached in the coordinator
Had two years as a coordinator. Um, you know, we were number three and number four in the league
So I you know, I felt like I'd proven myself and everything. I'm like, all right
You know, my dad just got fired last year if he gets back in the league. I do want to coach with him
That is a goal of mine is something I if you know, if he passed away or and I never got a chance to do that
I'd have huge regrets. So once he got fired. I realized when he got back in the league
I was going to go work with him
I didn't think it'd be a big deal since I had paid my dues
I thought and then I get there and very quickly
Everyone's so how was it working with your dad in denver? What's it been like?
I'm like, I don't know. It's my first day working with my dad
I've never worked with him before and then you just start to realize that everyone thinks you are
And it would be hard hearing every time they talked about the head coach
There was always an s at the end of his name. It was the shanahans, right?
And I was like, wait a second. I'm just off as a coordinator like and so yeah
I had to deal with that a while and I think it made me stronger
Made me a lot more battle-tested
I think I went through a lot of stuff as a coordinator
Just media-wise and having answered the things that a lot of coordinators don't go through
And I think it's made it a lot easier for me now that I'm a head coach that I've been battle-tested
Yeah, while you're in washington, you got to coach
Rg3 had a dynamic offense there. I'm talking about obviously rex grossman third
People don't realize he is the real Rg3 real Rg3
Um, I remember I remember when you did get Robert Griffin in though
Like the the offense that you implemented was kind of like on the bleeding edge of all this
Read option stuff and then you know things happen the way they did there
Did you ever like what what's your process like in terms of evolving that offense over the last like four or five years?
Because it seemed like defense has caught up to it after about a year year and a half
Yeah, no, I personally don't think they ever did
Um, it was the lack of being able to continue doing it
You know when you when you get a quarterback who has a skill set that's he's faster than everyone
And you know, that was my first time studying the zone read
I had to put a lot of time into it once we made that trade
That was your first time ever implementing that offense was yeah, I've never I've never coached it
I didn't even know how to do the handoff
So you basically just were like we're gonna do we're gonna work to his strengths and change every philosophy
Yeah, once we once I realized that that's who our quarterback was gonna be
I knew that I had a very important job that it had to work
And so you got to think of how can you help this guy be successful?
And that's what you want to do
You I mean what you look at it and look at his skill set and how can we figure this out to make him play like a first round pick
And when you watch his speed his arm talent, we knew we were gonna have to use him as a runner
He hadn't totally developed in college as a pocket passer
We thought that would come with time
But you can't just throw a guy into the NFL who's never played in a pocket and think he will learn that in the heat of battle
You can do it in practice all the time
But when those when the ball snaps in an NFL game, you're gonna resort to what got you there
What won you a heisman what's made you successful?
And that's why you have to put in that stuff to help that guy come along now people say defenses catch up
I don't get how they can catch up. It's a sound thing
It's it's reading a defensive end that makes your gaps different that makes 11 on 11 football
If you don't do that, it's always 10 on 11. That's why defenses haven't advantaged in the wrong game
So to do that balances it out
So people have to be very smart on what they do from the schematic standpoint on d it limits all the calls they can make
They now don't have enough people to fill all the gaps with the threat of the quarterback running
So all that does is limit the blitzes and everything you can go against. There's no hey
Defense learned how to stop it. Yeah, they just have to play simpler which allows you to open up everything else
Now are you good enough to open up everything else? Can you continue to grow as a quarterback?
Can you stay healthy?
Can you put all the other stuff in and if you do open up everything else?
That's how you make them pay and if they go to defend that you come back to the zone read
It's a very balanced thing that puts guys under duress
But the quarterback has to be committed to it. He has to stay healthy
The whole organization has to be committed to it and that's what I found to be very hard back stat also has to be committed to
Yes, and that's that starts with the organization though
If you're trying your hardest to make people successful and once they do
Um, that's what gets hard because people don't always know what was helping them be successful
Especially owners and things like that
And then when people start to believe the hype and dictate stuff and say you can't do certain things subway commercials
And yeah, then they learn the hard way over time. Oh man, maybe we should have
Allow them to do that. Maybe we should have sold tickets in our stadium that weren't blocked by 50 foot cement pillars
Yeah, hypothetically
Not played on a sandpit. Yeah, maybe I should have invited tom cruise to every game
Just because he's the only guy that makes me look tall when I stand next to him. You guys can keep going
I'm not gonna stop you guys
So that's an interesting point because I think a lot of teams
What they do is they draft a guy and they just try to like fit him to whatever the coach's system is
So you you obviously are saying with rg3 you changed your entire philosophy for him
What have you done for jimmy? Like what is jimmy's strengths that you're trying to bring out?
Coming forward to this next season. Well jimmy is I mean, he's an elite thrower
And I think everyone can see his arm talent how quickly he can get rid of the ball
Even if you don't block very well, he's can speed it up so fast that it's very hard to get to him
So it's about getting guys who can separate consistently versus man
Get enough guys out of their zone and trying to teach them where to go with his eyes
So he can pick zones apart because he has the ability
Um the talent to do anything he wants as far as in that pocket and with his arm
Now it's just making him consistent with no hesitation because you know, when you have that arm talent, you're going to let things rip
And usually the on bad days guys who are like that are going to have a lot of picks
That's stuff. You look at all these good ones. They've had their four interception games
They've had things like that and jimmy hasn't played a ton of football and he's won every game he's been in
But he's going to have those days where he's going to be letting it go and he's just not seeing it great
And he's going to have a few pick games and it's going to be how does he respond?
How does he adjust to the pressure and things like that? How does he respond to adversity that will really allow
Make the difference on whether jimmy gets better or worse. Do you ever catch yourself being like damn?
He really is that good looking
Well, I think I am reminded about it a lot. I'm over the shock value now, you know, I mean
He does kind of take your breath away a little bit. I mean, I'm not going to lie. He's a good looking guy
Everyone knows that but the shock value is over. We see him every day here. So he's kind of boring us
You know, what's what's something bad about jimmy that I can make fun of
Right now he's like the perfect guy. He's never lost a football game starting quarterback
And he's incredibly attractive. So I need something that I can latch on to to make myself feel better. Well, I got something
I mean, I think everyone has something, you know with you know, his tmz week that is all over and stuff
So, you know, and bob made it clear we hit our tmz quota already as the niners
So we're trying to stay out of that but jimmy has struggled in that aspect
Actually, it's fun to get it out of the way early. Definitely
If we're gonna do it do it before the season starts
Does he have like messed up feet or something or is
How about the fact that his name is jim he goes by jimmy as a grown man. Yeah, james. Come on. Yeah, come on, man
Jim jimmy g though. Yeah
Fuck even his even his deficiencies are strengths. Um, are you a genius? No, not at all. Are you a man?
A boy genius. No, not at all. Are you worried about people calling you a genius because that's like always
I feel like when they call call a guy a genius, then it's it could go south pretty quickly
Like yeah, it's usually a setup, you know, people build you up to knock you down
So you try to you never try to get into that stuff
I learned that a long time ago that
If you if you don't want to react to people hating on you then you can't react to people loving you either
Because if it makes you feel that good, it's gonna make you feel that bad too. And that's something I've learned. Yeah, no doubt
You should stay away from it. You don't do it for that reason
You should do like every now and then just do something really dumb
To make people be like, oh, he's not a genius. I mean people just have to listen to me talk
I mean if I'm talking about football, I can sound
somewhat smart because that's all I work on
Ask me to spell. Um, I'm not a very good reader
My wife's an english major and she will tell you that I'm not the smartest person
I forget everything except for football plays. So what's that?
Who's the last book you read? Oh, it's been a while. Um hatchet the playbook. I loved hatchets. I read that in fifth grade
That's like one of the first books. Yeah, it's awesome. I'm trying to get my kids to read and they're just not into it yet
I used to think that if I landed the blue dolphins, I read that. That was good. The giver was a good one too
Would it be fair to say that you love fullbacks?
Oh, yeah, I do love fullbacks. Nice. Yeah, I love what they can do for an offense
Yeah, so like the the tide is kind of starting to swing in the last couple years
You see more and more coaches not even have a fullback on the roster. Why do you?
Always have a fullback. I just I like to dictate what the offense wants to do
And when you when you don't have a fullback in the game
The defense can dictate it a lot. I mean, there's only a certain amount of runs you can run
They can have a certain blitz and they they can force you to pass
Um, I
You know, everyone wants to talk about the seattle new england super bowl and why they threw it and then run it
That's because they were in a personnel grouping that they couldn't run it
There was going to be unblocked people and people can just say all they want that
Yeah, marshan can just run over someone and carry them into the end zone
But that's an extremely small percentage very small and when you have a fullback in the game
It doesn't matter what the defense does if you want to run it
You can and they know that
Just like when you have the threat of a quarterback running the zone read if that's always a threat
They know that and if you have a threat of certain things they have to be gap sound
They have to limit what they do
They can't have their whole playbook because they know oh my gosh
They can do this at any time
And if we run these crazy third down blitzes and they have a fullback in the game
They're going to gash us for a run that could go 60 like that
So it simplifies the whole game. The problem is when you have a fullback in the game all the time
There's only two guys who can get out on routes fast sometimes three with the tight end
What helps us is we have an athletic fullback
So even though we have a fullback in the game, you don't know whether we're going to be in two back or one back
You don't know whether we're in a running offense or a passing offense and that gives us an advantage
Speaking of that Seattle Super Bowl
How pissed off were you that the Patriots waited to bench Malcolm Butler
For the Super Bowl after you coordinated extremely pissed. Yeah, how nice would that have been?
It would have been very nice. It's been very nice. It would have helped. Have you rewatched the tape of the Falcons Patriots Super Bowl?
Yeah, definitely. Have you like I mean, obviously I think there was a quote Matt Ryan
rewatched it after and said that he wishes
For my perspective, it was a damned if you do damned if you don't yeah
Because it's kind of uh, if you run the ball then you're playing not to lose and if you pass the ball
Why aren't you running the ball? Do you have regrets from that or yeah, it's anytime you lose a game
I mean you regret everything you go through it back and forth
But you always think of what you were thinking at the time
And I know all what happened in the Super Bowl and I get it's very easy when you have a 28 to 3
Lead and people at the end of the game are going to look at your run pass ratio
I know what will be said every single time when you blow a lead in your run pass run pass ratio is not right
But I also go through every situation as a play caller
I go through how many 3 and outs we had I go through the
Coverages they were playing to stop the run and how much they were committing to blitz and everything to get themselves back in the game
I look at that
40 plays compared to 90 plays
It's tough to have a run pass ratio when you have 40 plays compared to 90
When you're oh and or 1 on 11 on third down
I'm not a guy who just goes run run pass and I never will be if we're gonna if we're gonna have a good run ratio
We have to stay on the field and I'll set things up and we'll eventually get runs going
But if you can't get a first down
You're and we're gonna throw in third down most likely
So what was now what I will say with the one regret I had is after we got down there was throwing it on second and 10
I wish I just ran it
But I also didn't plan on us getting a sack
We got four guys out
I thought we could end it right there and I thought if it wasn't we throw it away and we didn't which just happens
We took a sack and so we had to throw the next play to get back in the game
And so we did and we did we converted it
Um, Muhammad sinew got us right back into field goal range, but our left tackle had a holding kill
Which put us in a third and 30
Now we have to throw again
And we just we threw it away and had a punt you should have just you shouldn't just it goes back to it on third and 30
Really?
No, totally and then I would have won less pass which would help perception happen in the game
Did you ever it was there a moment when julio jones makes that catch where you're like we're about to win the super bowl?
Definitely. Yeah, I felt that way the whole game
And it was I've never sat in a box so long and watched the other team because tom was unbelievable
I mean he was automatic on third down
He I thought guys recovered pretty well and he was just putting it on him and that starts to affect us too
You sit there and you don't do anything and it felt like it was going about 45 minutes at a time without us touching the ball
And eventually they come back and it's like hey screw this
We're not going to hope that this doesn't happen
We got to take this into our own hands and you start to get aggressive with that because I don't want to give it back to tom
Because tom's a man and he's going to show what he's going to do with it
So screw that let's do it on our own
And I think that made me make one bad decision which was a pass on second and 10
But once you do that you don't hesitate and go shit. I got to run it now
And no you hey we got a man up and overcome that and thought we did this anew but we had a holding call
We tackled
Long on the edge. I blame chris long for that. He waited all season to play good games
There's no doubt and it frustrated the heck out of me because we got
Rid of that ball as quick as we could snoopy man-to-man coverage and it was over like that
But then there was a flag there, which it still is a
Suspect flag, but it is what it is and you got to deal with this. Can you still get fine for talking about the super bowl right now?
I hope not and I think nfl is so scared of bar stool that
Hopefully they won't watch this. I mean you guys aren't allowed anywhere, right? We said it was a suspect flag
Appreciate it. Thank you. That ref had no balls
We got you. We got you. Don't worry. We'll be the fall guy here. Um, last time I said that exact words that you did
I got fine 25,000. Oh, yeah, that's right. No balls. You're fucking pussy. I said it. Yeah, we said we said it
Um, all right the sea key question. We're gonna wrap up here because I know you got practice in a minute
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The browns real quick. So you went to you were obviously at the browns you left
Um, you guys drafted johnny manzell. What would happen with that situation where everything just kind of went
As poorly as possible for johnny and in that quarterback room and how it all kind of you know played out
Um, I mean, I liked I really liked johnny as a person. I thought johnny
You know, he was put in an unfair situation where I thought he was taken higher than
What he could produce
And that's a lot of pressure on a guy, you know, johnny can make plays he's quick and things like that
But you know that everyone there wanted me to do the run the same stuff with him as we did with rg3
Well rg3 runs a 4 3 johnny runs a 4 6 8. That's a different type of running style
johnny isn't can outrun people to the edge on his own read johnny needs to go downhill and make you miss
Which is quarterback draw quarterback power things like that the problem with that stuff is that's where you get hit
You don't get hit going to the sideline you get hit going downhill and johnny has the quickness to make people miss
But the next guy's going to kill him. So you can't do that all game in the NFL
So that was my worry for johnny that you couldn't develop a running game to protect him without him getting hurt
So he was going to have a lot of pressure on him on how to learn to play in the pocket
and more than other guys who you see is running quarterbacks and
When him he comes in as a first round pick the hype of having to play him
Like he was not ready for that and then the pressure goes along with it and obviously johnny
I think coped with it ways that a lot of people maybe would but um, he was good to me
He worked hard. Um, I wish him the best, but it was I think he was
Set up to fail from the beginning
Um, we had chris sims on the show about what six eight months ago or something like that. It's a huge nerd. Do you regret?
Yeah, big nerd
Do you regret uh, not getting a better quarterbacks initials tattooed on your leg a little bit?
Honestly, he is we see it. Let's see. Let's see the chris sims tattoo
And it's not the chris sims
That's the chris sims. It's going to be known as a chris sims. No, I know and that's the most embarrassing thing about it
Like we had five of us in college. We were a group that we were a tight group
It was me sims monterell flowers bowscape and rod babers and no one talks to babers anymore
Yeah, I actually saw him. Yeah, well, he doesn't do phones
But I actually went to texas a few months ago
Mack brown and was in the college football hall of fame
So I got to see him and it was just like 20 years ago
But the the issue is though they all wanted tattoos. First of all, all the guys were all tatted up anyways except for chris and I
And they were just wanting excuses to get another tattoo and I didn't think chris. I mean, he's the most white guy in the world
Yeah, he's albino. He's albino. Yes, and who he should not have tattoos to me
And they show up too much. So I'm like, all right, if chris gets a tattoo, I'll get it
I'm thinking he never would the next day he came in we're all playing halo
He comes in puts his ankle up on the on the desk and has the w magazine tattoo up his whole calf
the next day the
Rod goes out and bow goes out and gets the wu tang w on his calf
Rod goes and gets a huge west side w on his calf monterell gets a whole w on his arm
And I'm the one who doesn't want a tattoo, but I'm a man of my word and I said if he did I'll do it
So I get this little weak one just to say that I did it and now for 10 years or 20 years
I got to hear that chris sims and I have our initials
Yes
And so it's bothering me because it was I actually was loyals can be I thought it was cool
I actually was the hard one because I got a tattoo and didn't want one all those guys just want excuses
But so actually your ankle tattoo is the most manly thing you've ever done. Yeah
No, I've done a lot of cool things
So, okay, we're going to downgrade you from football genius to mad scientist. Yes, I'll take that
All right, last two real quick real quick questions
The first one. Do you have a tanning salon in your house like your father?
It is so funny because I've been asked that my whole life and we crushed my dad for it. He is
Sean mcvay will take a tan before my dad. Well, okay, there we go. You can tell
My dad is so funny because he is
I used to say I used to say he looked like the mascot for the redskins. Yes
He is burnt red and the and the Broncos tell him to take off his shirt one day
He's got the widest chest in the world and he's never so he just puts his head in the tanning. He must
It's like the top off
It's unbelievable and then when he gets mad he gets twice as red. Yeah, it's it's not a good deal
He's got going but I can promise he has never gotten a tanning salon. That's such a yeah
You're honest
He had a tanning bed. Yeah, Tony is so full of it
I have no talking about the same time. I've gotten a one before. Yeah, I promise you he has it now
That's back in college when I was trying to get tattoos of christen. Yeah, I'm wearing tight shirts trying to impress people
So those days have changed last last question. This one's been killing me forever
The worst play call of all time 2015
Falcons here against the 49ers
Fourth and two under three minutes down for dan Quinn case of field goal. What the fuck?
I thought you were talking about a play call. You mean the worst decision of all yeah decision play call
Did you were you were you at all at any point like hey coach? This is crazy. What are we doing?
No, because you don't want to you don't want to mess with the coach
I mean going for it's a gut feeling and but it was you guys wanted to go for it
I got to call the play and
I wish we execute you knew that and made it made a made it look like it would have been a great call if the play worked
I've been making fun of dan Quinn ever since and I like it's slowly the circle of people to get the joke when I
Whenever dan Quinn like gets close. I'm like hey, he probably wants to kick it here
It's getting smaller and smaller. So there's like three people left. I just I love the big dan is very aggressive
I haven't lost money on the game. So I'm very upset about it. But yeah, no, I mean we led the league
I think and going for it and so I got very used to fourth and two always being and as a coordinator
When you don't have to think about anything else it's awesome as a coordinator because you don't ever want to punt
So I'm always like ready for my fourth down call and dan gave it to us a lot which was risky
But I think it paid off good more than I love that you waited the entire interview for that to be like the grand finale question
I know it does. He talks about it all the time. I asked coach Quinn at the combine. He was like, yeah, that was a mistake
Yeah, we learned from my first game as a head coach. I think I went for it four times
I was very
Excited and 33 more plays. Yeah, two more shovel passes on side kicks. It looks like my wife
She always tells me to start out the game with a Hail Mary. Yeah. Yeah, why not one on a shovel pass
Do you see what josh Allen did on his first play? No through the ball 65 yards. We're not a balance, but
He can throw a bar. Yes. Oh, yeah. Yeah. All right. Kyle. I got one last question
Is do you have a mantra this year? I feel like you have to have a mantra as a coach
No, I don't have a mantra
How about more shovel passes more shovel passes more trick plays. I want to entertain you guys. Yes. That's my goal
All right. Yeah, I want to entertain you guys. Yes. I like that done. The mad scientist. All right. Thanks coach. All right. Thanks guys
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