Pardon My Take - Aaron Rodgers, Xander Schauffele Owns Golf, Mt Rushmore of Animals We Wish We Could Be + Politics In Strictly Ice Cream Terms

Episode Date: July 22, 2024

Xander Schauffele owns the golf world after winning his second major of the year in dominant fashion (00:00:00-00:14:46). We talk about Biden dropping out but in strictly sports and ice cream terms (00:14:46-00:33:16). Who’s back of the week including clearing your browser history (00:33:16-00:43:21). Mt Rushmore of animals we wish we could be (00:43:21-01:06:18). Aaron Rodgers joins the show as a Jets quarterback to talk about last year, his trip to Egypt, conspiracy theories, whether or not he and Big Cat can be friends and tons more (01:06:18-01:49:30). We finish with Monday reading (01:49:30-02:03:10).You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

Hey, pardon my take listeners. You can find every episode on Apple podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad free on Amazon Music. On today's pardon my take, we have a very, very, very, very, very special guest. Aaron Rodgers in person at Lake Tahoe. He's out of my life now, So a little different than the first time we interviewed Aaron Rogers. Had a great time with him. He's a Jets quarterback. That's how we'll always remember him. So great interview. We also got memes in on the action today. Yeah, memes asked some questions. Hard-hitting journalist memes. He actually fucked up one question. I won't spoil it. We'll actually talk about it after the Aaron Rogers interview. I also have a, it's not a full Monday reading, I just have a paragraph I'd like to read to everyone.

We have Mount Rushmore of animals we'd like to be. Hank coming off his huge second place. Big. I fucked that draft up. I wish I had screwed that up. Hot honey should have been on the list. Yeah, and Hank was able to avoid fourth because I was just so bad.

Some people are wondering if you did it on purpose. No, I just was bad. I was bad. We're gonna talk about the Open Championship. We're gonna have a great time. We have Who's Back of the Week as well. It's all brought to you by our friends at DraftKings. Not playing best ball at DraftKings.

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How about that? Two majors. Everyone thought it was gonna be Scheffler. Checking them up. It's like crazy that the year has been Scottie Scheffler. I know there's still some golf left. But Xander winning two out of the four majors and winning it in incredible fashion in Scotland on Sunday where he just, he went to the back nine. He was down two strokes I believe.

And he basically was like, fuck this, I'm winning this tournament. He had the eye of the tiger, and I mean Woods, and he was making shot after shot, shot four under in the back nine, one by two strokes, and he now has half of the majors in this year, and we saw his dad finally get to celebrate with him, wearing his Panama, was a Panama Jack

Is that what the name of the hat is I believe so yeah, he was on the Bahama. Maybe yeah, he was wearing the hat He had a flask of whiskey. He was looking awesome Haas haas big time absolute haas and Xander is now I like you can't say that Xander hasn't had a better I know Scottie has all like these wins on the tour, two majors to one, that's it. Xander had the better year. Well it's crazy because Xander Schauffele could not win a major. Yeah. And then now the lid's off. He broke the seal.

He did. We've all been there and this is a big year for the United States of America. Yes. We had all four major winners. That was the first time, I want to say since, it's been a very, very long time. 2000. Jack and Arnie. And it was all Tiger.

No, no, because remember, he did the Tiger Slam. So it was not all four in the same year. It was 1982. First time since 1982 that the winners of all four majors are American. Who was that in 1982? It's gotta be Jack and Arnie. Probably Jack and Arnie. Yeah, just gotta say that.

But it's still USA is back big time. It was a... Suck my dick world. I stand by my take that I don't want to play golf in England, Lynx Golf, but I like watching it because it looked miserable. Friday especially. Friday looked like hell on earth and they actually said that. I think someone, I can't remember who, it might have been Scottie said it was the gates of hell when you make the turn to nine And the winds just right in your face guys were hitting Like drop actually there was one guy who I can't remember exactly who it was

But he said he almost hit driver on a par three, but he's like I can't do that But he thought about it because the wind was that miserable I think Scotty it was that that long par three is like 230 yards and Scotty hit a three wood I believe yeah and stuck it to like two feet it was it looked so miserable guys were struggling left and right but Xander was the best and it did calm down I know that links go it's fun to watch because it's fun to watch them struggle with it and have to hit these crazy shots but I just watched it and was like, if I had to play that, I infinity shots for me.

I'd say there's some holes where the bunkers are so deep that if I got in there, I would just take my bag and I would just drive the opposite direction. That was that one guy on Thursday who just left. Yeah, I'm out. It looked like me. I liked that move. He was like, he hit such a bad shot. He's like, I'm not going to go pick that up. Yeah, I can't. I'm just saying my back hurts. I'm leaving. I can't look for this thing. Yeah. Brooks today. He was it today or was it yesterday where he lost his ball? I think it was Saturday. Yeah, he lost his ball and then he hit another provisional and that was also very tough one to find. At that point

when you're provisional is not when you can't see it. That's another one where it's like, I'm going home. Yeah, it's not my day. And Xander just, I mean that shot on 11 where he's like, fuck it. I'm going right for it. Yeah. It was so awesome. Hank, I have a question for you as our golf expert, but we should at least mention that we are, that was really cool when Max cheered that loudly to make the cut and that has everything to do with the fact that he's a friend of ours and we're completely biased. Cut of the year.

Cut of the year. Yeah. Takeys are coming up in next week. Might be cut of the year. Cut of the year. Takeys are coming up in next week. Might be cut of the year. That was one of those moments where I'm like, that's our guy. Yeah, he's a good dude. Right.

We wouldn't make fun of it if it was someone else. That's our fucking guy. Good golfer, even better human. This year he's been a better human being than golf. In the majors. Yes. Except for the first three rounds of the Masters. I will say, if he had done that for

The US Open PGA or the Masters I would have it would have taken a lot For me not to say something. I can understand being like I don't want to have to fly all the way back home Yeah, I'm here for this tournament. Yeah, and like it's across across the pond all that shit You probably got to be nice.'ve probably paid for your Airbnb already. Yeah. Might as well just use it for the weekend. Right, like if you lose the, if you don't make the cut at Masters yet, it's a bummer, but you can be home within five hours.

Yeah. Also, if he hadn't made the cut, he might not have been able to get home with the airline delays. That's true. So think about that. Right. The Claret jug, I think is the best golf trophy. Embrace debate. Best one to drink out of that. Are we counting the green jacket? The green jacket is a trophy. Yeah. In which case I would say yeah, green jacket. But besides the green jacket. What

about the one that they wanted us to take a picture with? The FedEx cup? Yeah, that one to me. I mean, the aura on that one. Really, it's all, all eyes forward to the road to Dubai. Rory told us that's the most important one of the entire year. Listen, the people at the PGA have been incredible to us and they've gotten us some great guests. But when you were like, yeah, the FedEx Cup trophy's coming by. Do we want to do something with it? And Hank and I were like, I don't know what we would do with it. Drinking Coors Light out of it. Yeah. We didn't win a... I would feel wrong doing that to a trophy. We have no business. Yeah. I'd look at it. I would point at it. Yeah. Like there it is. And be like one day, one

day this could be yours. No, but it's a, the clear jug is I think it's an underrated trophy. Yeah. It's one of the most underrated in sports. Did you hear Xander's dad said he's drinking wine out of it? It'd be sacrilege to drink beer out of it. No, you can drink, it has to be room temperature beer. No, he said it would be sacrilege because it, let me get the exact quote. I think you have to drink whiskey out of it. Well, he was drinking whiskey out of a flask in the back of the media room.

Yeah, you gotta stay warm. Awesome. Hank, question for you. Yes. In terms of this golf tournament, first of all, rank your majors, which ones you'd want to win? Masters.

Open US Open. Oh, Open's too. What about the Ryder Cup? That's not a major. That's not a major. In my mind. That's a good answer. So Open is number two. You have more history.

There's a lot of history. Birthplace of history. There's a lot of history. Birthplace of golf. There's a lot of history. Uh, Hank. And it's like more, more random. There's always more random winners. I feel like in the open, like even what was the guy's name? Tristan.

Tristan. Yeah. Uh, this is what I thought it was Thurston for most of the weekend. Yeah. The same until I turned it on the broadcast. I was like, oh This is what Xander's dad said he said Xander said he he himself is not a big drinker So when a reporter asked what he would drink out of the Claret jug He joked he couldn't wait to see what his father would put in here first

So then a gaggle reporters rushed over to Stefan to ask He solemnly looked down from the brim of his Panama hat to remind the reporters claret means a red wine for from Bordeaux. Of course it's a claret jug. If you put beer in it, that's sacrilege. I'm not fighting with that guy. He was a haas. I would, I would put beer in it. I, I'm going to let him do the wine. They may be sneaking a little beer at the end. Americanize that trophy. My question for you, Billy Horschel was kind of rooting for him. Seems like a really nice guy. Didn't love, Who is your favorite player? Who is your favorite player? Who is your favorite player? Who is your favorite player? Who is your favorite player? Who is your favorite player? Who is your favorite player?

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Who is your favorite player? Who is your favorite player? Who is your favorite player? Who is your favorite player? Who is your favorite player? Who is your favorite player? You know, it's a little too nice. It's a little too nice. That's uh, what's the what's the guy who is a The kids who read the kids books who was a u.s. Sniper. Mr. Rogers. Yeah that guy now No, no, there's a rumor that he always wore the cardigans because his arms were just tatted up like a motherfucker My favorite rumors. Oh, she'll be um Billy Horschel So I was rooting for him because I was like I didn't have I bet on Brooks I Brooks, I bet on Hovland cause we thought he was, you know, questioning death. One of the dumbest bets ever. Uh, so I was just, I was watching as a golf fan on Sunday and I was rooting for Billy Horschel. His putting like setup when he set up for a part

on maybe four, I was like, that's it. He's done. I don't know if that's like, I know it's what his setup is, but it looks so nervous and so not steady that I was like, he can't win a major. It's also hard sometimes like I, you like that where your heart in your sleeves guys, but also sometimes when they're like overreacting to miss pots and stuff, when it's that early in the round, you're like, you got it. You got to get it together. You can't let like Xander just doesn't react to anything. Anything. He was, he was just staring like he would hit a great shot and he would just stare down, like put his head down and be like next shot. Billy Horschel was practicing his

putting technique while someone else was putting on like the fourth or fifth. I like this guy's cooked and I wanted him to do while I was rooting for him. But I just maybe he's got to do you think as a golf expert he's got to change his putting stance? No, I think whatever. I think it got him. Got him that that far. Okay. He's come a long way in the last year because I just saw it with my eyes and I was like,

nah, doesn't have it. Doesn't have it. I do think that the winner of the open is usually the one that's most likely when you look at their Wikipedia page to just list their golf accomplishments and nothing else. Yeah, just like this is what this guy's known for. Made the tour in this year to like top 10 finishes, then won the open. Yeah, like a master's champ might have a DUI. They might have a DUI something fun in there. Maybe they've played football in high school. Yeah, open championship. There's so many guys where it's like he joined the web tour in 2011. Stuart sink is born on the web tour

Everyone Stewart sink won it. Yeah, that was cool. The other thing about him tan line tan line. Yeah, at least he's got crazy Also really cool that his name's Stewart sink. Yeah, it is. You got a sink putts Fucking bad. Uh-huh. Anything else from from the golf? Did you watch it all Hank or were you golfing? No, I watch you did Yeah, I like having it on in the morning. Yeah. I mean, I will. I watched the last three or four hours, but it was kind of like you wake up in Gaza played 18 hours. But it's nice like on a Saturday and Sunday, it's a nice change of pace being like, Oh, it's going to be over by like one o'clock. It's just nice. It is fun to wake up and see somebody have like the worst hole of their life to start your day. Yeah. They're doing the recap

of what happened, what you missed while you were sleeping. Like, oh, that guy had a much worse day than I'm gonna have. Yeah, this is good. I also had a very dumb I can't wait for football to be back thought but just seeing the stands full of people in sweatshirts and jackets. I was like, I can't wait for like, thanks. Yeah, can't wait. Thanksgiving football I got a text from our good friend Mike Vrabel this morning just of a picture of the Muni lot Oh, and it said like I can't wait for that. Yeah Seven weeks the Muni lot will look like this and look just look at these dudes getting ready to watch football in Cleveland

This is gonna make you excited. Yeah, very excited for look at that. That's football. Oh, it's back. We're almost there guys Yeah, I'm ready for it I'm ready for football. My body is ready. I mean golf is great, but football is football That's just the difference. We've have you seen the like clips for coming from from training camp. Yeah, it's awesome I mean we fucked up we fucked up by letting Patrick Mahomes have Xavier worthy Yeah that one we did that that was a clip where it's like get ready to see this a million times You gotta be especially bad for bills fans to watch that. Yeah, that one we did that. That was a clip where it's like, get ready to see this a million times. You got to be especially bad for Bill's fans to watch that. Yeah. Fastest guy out there. Um, okay. Other things, I guess we should probably talk about, uh, politics, but only do it

in a sports way. Uh, your boy memes, Cassiano's could not be more back. He's dialed. Cassiano's hit a home run today. I know it was after Joe Biden dropped out of the race, but he also did it a couple hours after the announcement that Tom Brennan is back calling college football games. That's my who's back in a week was old Tommy B. And then Casiano's like they, I would imagine the sports book lost all their money today on Casiano's hitting a home run. Yeah. minute he finds out, you know, he's gonna hit a home run You got a Pokemon go to DraftKings whenever whenever something bad happens. Yeah, cuz Casiano's is dialed in he's got his pulse on on All the tragedies. Yeah, so I got a question. The only question I got is is

The whole Biden thing is he he now is just that coach who got fired at Long Beach State and then made the tournament. That's what's happening. Kind of. Yeah. So he's going to ride it out. He's going to coach the bowl game. What if just Russia loses the war against Ukraine? What if the economy goes through the roof?

Yeah. Can he jump in first week in November and be like, I think we're going to run it back. We got some momentum. We got something going here. It took me stepping down to make it happen. It is kind of like the backup quarterback situation You know the whole the whole weekend was was we said this a couple weeks ago But it really is political political people not understanding sports fandom because all the leaks that were coming out saying there's no way

He's dropping out. Yeah, we're just what happens before coach gets fired. Yeah, or if it's if it's a quarterback It's like Kamala. Are you right? Are you really ready to see Trevor Simeon start? Yeah, I think you wanted Trevor Simeon start Let's go till he steps up and then throws three picks in the first half and you're like fuck I kind of I kind of miss Zach Wilson. Yeah, and there's factions inside the coaching room Yeah, like all this Trevor Simeon will the Trevor Simeon was drafted by by the first of the solid player Yeah, he's been around for a while. He was drafted by... Kamalas had a job for like 20 years.

He was drafted by the new GM. Yeah. And they're like, we got to make this switch. So yeah, that's politics as it relates to sports. So that's about it. Yeah. They're probably still going to lose. I do think it was fucked up they made him do it on National Ice Cream Day.

Guy loves ice cream. Yeah. He fucking loves ice cream. He didn't wait right until the open was over too, which was nice. Maybe he had, he like ate a bunch of ice cream and he was like, I could just do this every day. Yeah.

Like I don't have to have a job. I don't have to worry about running the world anymore. I can just. There probably is like a bunch of national ice cream days, right? That's one of those days. We should, listen, Jill, Dr. Jill. Ice cream day, dog day.

Donuts, coffee. It's like there's 17 of them There's a bunch of women's days, too Yeah And then whenever that happens everyone like international men's day trends because everyone's like how come there's no international men's day and weird All that there's only one steak in a blowjob day interest. That's fucked up interest. Huh interesting. I think I'm gonna keep us down I think this week is uncle's day Shout out to all the uncles out there.

The real heroes. Uncle's day. National uncle's day, baby. Yeah. Big time. You don't even become an uncle like by you don't do anything. Well, you don't, you don't choose to you. You're born and then you have a birthday. Yeah, I know. But it's just very funny to be like uncle's day. You don't, you don't choose to be uncle. It's bestowed on you. So it upon you. You can't turn it down. You can't. Yeah. You can't be like, no, I don't want to be an uncle. Thank God there's a holiday for uncles. The parents that pick up the kids and then just get rid of them at the end of the day. Once every month. I love it. You deserve a day off. You could also just tell Joe Biden,

just every day is ice cream day. Yeah. Jill, just tell him that. Just be like, honey, guess what? Ice cream day again today. Yeah. I'll be like, me, honey. Guess what ice cream day again today. Yeah It is for me the my Apple fault doesn't fall from the tree my son is now pulling my own tricks on me where we went to the ice cream store last night or Saturday night and we got the same exact ice cream and he was like, hey, can I try yours? I was like god fucking damn it. Yeah, you never know might be better had like. I just had like half my ice cream. I was like, this is bullshit. There's nothing better than vacation gelato or vacation ice cream.

Every day, every single day. If I'm out of the office, if I'm in a different city, you bet your sweet ass I'm getting gelato. Like a hot day at the beach or the pool and then ending it with a fucking huge ice cream cone, that's it, that's living, baby. But you know what I like about the cups is the tiny spoons. So you don't think that you're eating that much gelato. You're like, I'm just, I'm just nibbling.

I'm just a cone guy, throwing through. Same. Same. Same. Waffle? Just regular. I used to be a regular and then my lifestyle just got too big. I just, you know. Waffles are a lot. I know, but I need, I need the, I need it to be able to hold all that ice cream. Yeah, but I like- I usually have one scoop right now. Yeah, no, I'm a two scoop guy and two scoops don't go in sugar cones or the cake cones. You need the waffle cone. It just is what it is.

It's like going from XL to double XL. Same scoop or two different flavors. Sometimes I'll mix and match, but the problem is you got to make sure the bottom flavor is the... If you're make sure the bottom flavor is the, is the, like you, if you're taking a risk, if you're in between two flavors and you fuck up the bottom flavor, you got to restart and just get another cone. That's why I'm more into the cup because you get the two, two different flavors, two scoops, two flavors, and then you get all the toppings. If they can like put extra toppings, then

the cup catches at the bottom. But it sounds like you're the same type of eater I am, where if you get a plate and you've got three or four different things on that plate, you save the one you really want until the end, right? The last bite is the most important bite. I dive into whatever fucked up vegetable that somebody made me get. Yeah, you gotta get- I eat that first,

and then you save the real action for the end. I have to have a great last bite, want to know real fat guy moves I do? Go ahead, Max, not that you're a fat guy. There you go. You mentioned the the topping. Yeah I gotta get the whipped cream got to get to get the gummy bears gotta get some chocolate syrup sometimes I'll go real fat guy and I'll get a bowl with the toppings and a cone on the side and I'll just be like it's like you can basically have like six cones because you just keep scooping it in. No you keep adding more to the cone

you lick then add more and then adding more to the cone. You lick then add more and then you finally eat the cone. Real fat guy move but pros pro move. I got a great great spread this weekend I got. It's a combination. I didn't know that this existed. Shout out Michigan they have more fat guy flavors than any other state in the union. Yeah. It's a combination peanut butter and marshmallow fluff mixed into one spread. It is fucking awesome. That's pretty good. Yes. That, it's a combination peanut butter and marshmallow fluff mixed into

one spread. It is fucking awesome. That's pretty good. Yes. That's pretty good. What are you going to say, Max? I was just going to ask if we get ice cream tonight. Yeah, we should. Yeah, we should. Okay. We should. I'm so down. This is good. This is actually a perfect, I, I, I, I will throw it out there to the AWLs and anyone listening to this, maybe who just showed up to the first episode to the AWLs and anyone listening to this, maybe who just showed up to the first episode for Aaron Rodgers, find me a breakdown of Joe Biden stepping down better than this one. Yeah. Where we just talked about ice cream. Deep dive into the sweet, creamy treats. Let's get politics should be discussed. Can we have ice? Yeah. Can we have podcast outside today? Fuck yeah. It's the summertime. Yeah. Do whatever we want What are what flavors you guys gonna get?

I'm gonna do I'm gonna do a mix of mint chocolate chip and then chocolate chip cookie dough mint chip mint chip And chocolate mint chocolate chip. Yeah, I had I had double scoop mint chocolate chip last night I wonder if there's summer walk. I don't like it when the mint chocolate chip is white ice cream. Yes, green It's gotta be making green. I want to be green I want that weird fucked up color of green that doesn't have to be nature besides in mint chocolate chip is white ice cream. Yes, green. It's got to be green. Make it green. It's got to be green. I want that weird fucked up color of green that doesn't exist in nature besides in mint chocolate chip ice cream.

Matthew, since you're sitting here and just nodding your head, I know you love ice cream. So tell us your favorite flavor. Chocolate. OK, there we go. The more solid, the better. That's good. That's like a fucking, that's basically

just running power offense. Yeah. Run the ball. Run the football. Stop the run. Four yards will get you first down. We're playing Steelers football right now. Also- Peanut butter chocolate is my favorite. Peanut butter chocolate's not bad, but when you combine the peanut butter and the- In ice cream, it's good. I don't like

peanut butter chocolate cookies. I think peanut butter- Wait, what do you mean? Like if it's a cookie that has peanut butter flavor and chocolate flavor, I don't like that. It dries my mouth out. Oh, I agree with that. In an ice cream, it's a cookie that has peanut butter flavor and chocolate flavor, I don't like that drives my mouth out Oh, I agree with that in an ice cream. He's saying like an actual cookie. Yeah, like a peanut butter cookie I'm not a big fan of peanut butter cookies, but I love peanut butter and chocolate together. Yep You let you I'll eat peanut butter anything Hank and I are maybe like the foundation of our friendship is peanut butter and chocolate Anytime we have Reese's we'll just give each other a slice. Speaking of Matthew, are we going with Huey as his name? Someone said to me, I'll find the tweet. So, Hole's out.

Hole is 100% out. It just doesn't work. We tried. It doesn't work. But shout out the AWL Mikey Memberships. fucking name Mikey memberships intern Matthew is a Huey if I've ever heard one don't even need to see him to know he's a Huey I mean I think he is Huey and I kind of like the idea of him having to introduce himself to like I'm Huey football coaches and and Aaron Rodgers being like hey I'm Huey now let's talk about the spelling because I think he's an H U E Y H U U E Y Huey, not H E W E Y baby Huey. Yeah, Huey, the, the, the comic. Yeah. You're Huey. Yeah, you're Huey. You're baby Huey. You're a big duck. You look like baby Huey. There's a lot of great Hueys out there. Huey, Huey Lewis and the news has baby baby Huey

is a gigantic and naive duckling cartoon character. I mean what? That's perfect. Huey Lewis in the news has maybe maybe maybe Huey is a gigantic and naive duckling cartoon character I mean what that's perfect Huey Jackson great football coach Huey Lewis in the news. Yeah. Yeah sports iconic album. Mm-hmm. It's a one of boomers favorites. Yeah So yeah, he's Huey. We're gonna try out Huey for a while. Is that cool with you Huey? Yeah, that'll work. Okay. Okay. Good job. Um, back to ice cream. Uh, yeah, it's the best. Ice cream really is the best. Rank your ice creams. And when I say ice cream, I mean, ice cream, custard, gelato. I'm not sure you can include frozen yogurt. Frozen yogurt is, frozen yogurt I think is two just because it's a specific like time and place. Like frozen yogurt, a swirl, towered fucking so high

in a cone on a summer day with sprinkles on it, rocks. I'm gonna go gelato one, then I'm gonna go soft serve two, then ice cream. Oh, I see what you're saying. Then frozen yogurt. Soft serve is what I'm really talking about. Yeah, soft serve, yeah. I'm not talking about frozen yogurt.

I'm talking about soft serve. Frozen yogurt, it's manageable. Anything that comes out of the machine, I just say frozen yogurt, which is stupid, but it's soft So also those places also have all the candy you want. Yes. Yeah, you can just you can make it Oh, yeah, I would say oh, yeah, I would say 16 handles. Yep The one here what forever yogurt forever yogurt. Yep, so good I would say frozen yogurt is the Brock purdy of ice creams. You can win with it

Well, ideally would you take it number one? Probably not but you get all the great toppings on win with it. Ideally, would you take it number one? Probably not, but you get all the great toppings on it and it becomes great. Right. The key to frozen yogurt is to trick yourself into being like, it's not as bad as ice cream, but then you put an entire candy bar on it. Yep. That's what you do. Yep.

And it's great. Okay. Anything else going on in sports or politics? This is good sports. We crush the politics. We might be the best politics. Move over to the Johns. We're pretty good. We crushed the politics. USA almost lost the South Sudan. Oh yeah. More politics. That's fine. Update from back here. Huey has already changed his Twitter name to Huey. Oh, I love it. I fucking love it. I love that. Yes. So we scored with eight seconds left, right? So technically we're down by like 14 15 points in the first half LeBron I I'm convinced that Steve Kerr told the guys like fuck this up like tank a little bit and then let's see if we

Can come back South Sudan I Lual dang is basically like put that like entire program put it together and they're they're they're scrappy Yeah, they got some decent players. Yeah, So it's a wake up call. Stefan LeBron saved the day. Steph hit that big three. Derek White. Derek White that lob to Ant. I don't know what happened there. And that wasn't Derek White's fault. It was Ant's fault. Or not sorry. Not sorry Ant. Anthony Davis. But yeah. Are we worried? Does this count against USA? Max what did you see? Joe Embiid quote? Oh, that was what my Monday reading was I should talk about it. I thought it was satire. Yeah, let's talk about it after okay Because it is you have one quote. I have another you have the one about LeBron

Yeah, yeah, I have another we'll do that after Aaron Rodgers because it is a white he did a New York Times profile It's quite something can't wait. I thought I was like all this is butt crack sports. It was quite something. Ah Okay, let me see. What else did I have on my list of? Sports topics the Celtics gave another extension. Yeah, where the fuck are you guys getting all this money? They don't so they're selling the team. So the current ownership is like fuck. I'll give everybody contract I'd never have to pay it good for your friend Christoph's for Zingas Yeah, I mean the they wait who got the extension same house. Oh, yeah, but they have poor thing is they have they have everyone signed They had the same house are made 45 million dollars and they the the penalty that they have to pay on it's insane

Why not? Who cares? That's great ownership. You Yeah, you want that like go spend all the money. Go for it again. You got the young guys like locked up for a long time. Every ownership should look at this and be like this. I mean the Warriors kind of did that remember when the Warriors just spent money like it was going out of business. Why wouldn't you do that if you have the core of spent money like it was going out of business? Why wouldn't you do that if you have the core of a championship team? Yeah. Here's the thing. Money's not real. Not to get all Aaron Rogers on you, but

money only has value because we say it does. Yeah. 210 million tax penalty. That's Biden. That's fucking ashtray money. That's what Biden's out. Who knows? Taxes might go down. That's fucking easy. I love it. There's also some Oakland Athletics news. Maybe have you what you should do is you'd have you should have Zelinski buy the Celtics and then no money problems. Yeah, it's not bad. Think about that. Okay. Yeah. What was the Oakland Athletics news? I'm not smart enough to understand exactly what it is. but apparently there have been

Oakland area investors, like business leaders that have money, that want to either invest in or try to purchase a lot of the A's and keep them in Oakland. And Major League Baseball has allegedly been telling them that they're not allowed to talk about their interest because they want the A's to move to Vegas so badly. Oh, it's gonna you know mean increased value for you mark other MLB team But apparently there are some people that want to kick money into the A's and keep it in Oakland But for some reason I don't know how the MLB is making them just shut up about it But they're not allowed to talk about it fuck John Fisher again I'm fish. This is where we stand on this. I don't I don't know

How deep this goes and how they're able to keep the people from being quiet about their rumored interest But it just stinks to high heaven. Yeah, and I don't like it. It's bad. It's bad for sports very bad You see Jose could say go throughout the first pitch. Oh, how did he do? He actually did all right. Okay. Good. He flexed. Good. But yeah, this sounds suspect.

It's very suspect. Sounds very, very suspect. I see people keep posting the temperature, like first pitch temperature, and it's crazy they're going to play in Sacramento. I know that Vegas will be indoors, but Sacramento's not. So like the other day it was like Oakland first pitch temperature 75 degrees, Sacramento 105, Vegas 119. So I just looked it up right now. Apparently what's happening is the people that are rumored to have interest in investing in the A's and keeping them local, Major League Baseball is saying don't talk about it publicly. You're not allowed to say

anything because if you do, we're going to prevent you from investing in any other teams in the future. Oh, that's bullshit. So that's how they're making them shut up about it. That's bullshit. So fuck John Fisher. Fuck Man Fraud. Fuck Man Fraud. Man Fraud's a dick.

That's bullshit. Yeah. Okay. The only other thing I had was uh, Lamar has diarrhea again. Yeah. Yep. That's how we know football is officially back. Yep. Lamar Jackson missed the first day of, of uh, of training camp, right? Yeah. He had to be sent home. Yeah. He, he, I guess showed up at the facility and then they sent him home because his butt hurt. Yeah. That's a classic first day of school move. Yeah. I could imagine Hank missed a couple first days. No, first days were fun.

You show up. First days were fun. The second days sucked. Yeah. Show up, get your fit off. First day, especially in college, where you just get your books. Yeah, do a little couple icebreakers.

Yeah. Then you never show up again. Syllabus day. Also, they had the MLB Hall of Fame induction today. Didn't realize that. Great timing baseball. Yeah. Jim Leland. I hope when did he give a speech today? I think so. Jim Leland, Todd Helton, Adrian Beltray and Joe Maurer. Jim Leland. I, he should have been smoking a cigarette. I don't know if he was during his induction, but he should have been. That I don't know what I guess now's the time, but why wouldn't

you do it like during all star break or something? I don't know what. I guess now's the time. But why wouldn't you do it during All-Star break or something? I don't know. I was listening to the Cubs game on the radio. And they were like, oh, yeah. And Jim Leland's going in today. I was like, oh, OK. Where you stay relative.

Cubs can't hit. Cubs cannot hit at all, Hank. They had a walk-off walk today. I had my statistical model had them at 0% chance of winning that game when showed I had a No hitter with like 9k is going through six innings and I was like he gave a one home run I was like, that's it's this statistical model at zero. They found a way. No, they suck You went

Saturday. Yeah, they can't hit it's brutal to watch. I went Friday. I also can confirm they can't hit. Yeah, no they cannot hit at all. It's boring baseball. You guys lost two out of three to the Pirates. Sure, but we won today. Two out of three to the Pirates. One out of one. And that's a big rivalry. That's for bragging rights in the state of Pennsylvania. Okay, let's do Who's Back of the Week and then we will do our Mount Rushmore. Who's Back of the Week brought to you by our friends at Coors Light. The perfect summer playlist may be elusive, but one thing is for sure it gets better when it's enjoyed with a cold Coors Light because music plus Coors Light equals chill amplified. Coors Light is the only choice when you're ready to choose chill. When you embrace the Chill mindset, it's a good time to choose Chill and crack open a

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Goes and Mike Perry is a UFC fighter yep We knew we just some people at home might not know yeah But then about Jake Paul I said Jake Paul is the biggest piss bag I've ever seen in my life. 40 pound weight difference, juice out of his head, still shitting himself in there, and just basically going after him for steroids. So is he gonna... Wait, Conor McGregor is going after Jake Paul for steroids?

Yeah. Interesting. Oh, by the way, last time we talked about Conor McGregor on this podcast, Robbie Fox reached out to me. He was very concerned that we thought that Conor McGregor might be done as a fighter. He wanted to clarify that he's not done. Oh, okay. Good. Yeah. But this sounds like, I mean, as far as Conor McGregor taunts go, this is pretty low. It's not that bad. He said a lot worse about a lot of other guys. Yeah, maybe he's lost his fastball. He might

have. Yeah, because he I mean, he was callingiba terrorist Yeah, I swear to God a fat can of bitch piss Yeah, those valuable piss bag and with the Irish accent that makes it up a notch Fat was it fat bag of fat can of bitch piss fat can of bitch piss is pretty good Connor is not done Robbie said not done as long as he doesn't have any more movie premieres as long as there's no Movies a stars in I saw that face as long as he doesn't have any more movie premieres. As long as there's no movies that he stars in. I saw that face. As long as you keep him away from ecstasy, he's good. Oh yeah. I saw the face at the movie premiere.

Well he didn't know where his face was. Okay, that's good. Who's back? You also, he also was going over a bridge? That video is the funniest video I've ever seen. I don't know where that was from Yeah, he was just like going over some super high bridge and it was super cloudy And he was just talking crazy. I'm gonna ask the best Connor McGregor

Yeah, I'm gonna defend him on that one driving over big bridges freaks me out, too He was walking This and the guy just goes the end of the bridge the end of the bridge No, I want to be back. He's lost this and the guy just goes the end of the bridge the end of the bridge No, I want to be back. He's so electric I'd like him to fight our good close personal friend Michael Chandler. I'll be rooting for Michael Chandler 100% or Michael Tyson Yeah, by the way, I think beer games has out today. They finally put the video out. Oh enjoy. Yeah Hopefully no spoilers Okay put the video out. Oh, enjoy. Yeah. Hopefully no spoilers. Okay. PFT. Uh, my who's back in the week is Tom Brennan.

Dear close personal friend, Tom Brennan. He's back in a big way. He's going to be calling ACC games on the CW. Yep. So the CW, according to the athletic, uh, they have a money ball approach as it creates its sports division. And Tom Brenneman is an undervalued asset. Love that. So yeah, this is good. He should actually, given his background, he should probably call live golf events.

Yeah. I feel like the kingdom of Saudi Arabia would love to have him on board. Yeah. CW is where we had our bowl game. Yeah. So the CW president, whose name is, by the way, Dennis Dennis Miller is kind of that. He hired him because he's taken full responsibility for his actions. I think he spent the last couple of years just talking to gay people. He did do. I did see him doing like a bunch of speeches. Yeah. In front

of people. So maybe that's what it was. Yeah. He's been apparently like hanging out at like local gay Alliance meetings, just talking to people for the last three years. That would actually be awesome if in the broadcast booth, he just had a big sign that like number of days since I've since I've used this word, or if he just came out, but it'd be great if it was like number of days since I use this word and he does the whole season. And then all of a sudden it's like a Duke game in the middle of November and it's at zero and we're like, what?

What happened? Something happened. Yeah. Or just only cause Liberty University's games. Yeah. That'd be good too. All right. So Tom Brenneman's back.

My Who's Back of the Week, I have two... Well, Huey, do you have the WNBA All-Star Game? Okay. All right. You do. All right. So I'll do my other one. My Who's Back of the Week is clearing your search history,

because the attempted assassination of Donald Trump by Thomas Matthew Crooks, they basically went online. They tried to search through all his stuff, and his last search was porn. Oh. So you just, I don't know, just use the private browser, because any day that you could go someone could be like hey what was the last thing they looked up. Yeah so what what kind

of porn was it. I guess the only fans. Because you would have to think that he would like if you think it's going to be your last one. Yeah. Make it a good one. It was it was the only fans I believe. But yeah that's just so just a reminder to everyone out there that you know you could go at any moment. This one he went because he was trying to kill a former president. But yeah, clear that browser history. Use the private browser because you don't want to be like, hey, this guy died. And he was looking he was jerking off a couple of hours before he went. If you die, I will I will clear your browser history.

Yeah, I'll make sure. you. I will too. Thanks Hank Clear your browsers. Would you like us to clear yours? I don't really care. Okay, let the people know Yeah, once you're as you like once you're dead, you're dead. Would you like max to stay signed into your snapchat? Sure, my tick tock tick tock. Sorry tick tock tick tock tick tock. Yeah, okay That'll be nice big T is signed into my Tick tock right now. I think he's posted a few things on there. So now I get notifications on my phone that constantly, every day, it says, Real Donald Trump Jr. has just posted someone that you've interacted with before.

That's nice. I like that. Nice. All right. Last who's back? Huey. The WNBA. Yes. Yes. I mean, what a game last night. That was awesome. The WNBA! Yes! Yes! I mean, what a game last night! That was awesome! Well, explain to maybe some people who didn't watch it. Who wouldn't?

Not me, I watch it. We had, so for the All-Star game format this year, we had Team WNBA versus Team USA. Oh, that's awesome! So yeah, a lot of Kaitlyn Clark Clark Angel Reese got to play against team USA Kind of you know a little little revenge kind of let them know did they win team WNBA won by eight points Really it was it should have been for the chance to go Yeah, yeah, yeah It really what is it actually got closer towards the end the WNBA was kind of in charge of that game for the most part team USA got a little closer, but it was impressive. The rookies did great.

Hugh, I got two questions. Who won the three-point contest? It was the same girl. The same girl won the three-point contest and the skills contest, who was, shout out to Mrs. Gray. Mrs. Gray. Okay, and then who... Like a teacher. My second question is, who won the slam dunk contest? There was none. Okay. So that's the kicker who balled

That is the kicker who balled out for the team WNBA. So So let's get in. I know the answer and so we have you didn't say the name a rick a okay That's the first name. Yep, and the last name Give me a couple more minutes Ho boy, um Do I have to yeah, got it come on you got it uh I I do one but not art or Ike I go but not I go I go not but oh boy okay yeah I go bo Wally yep okay you name you nailed it halfway there yeah I can blow

I can blow yeah it's it's a dog in the wall I it's a doozy. All right, but with that being a goo in Buali a Goon Buali a Rikki a goon Buali. I think is Erica, right? Nope that that one. I know her brother. She's her brother Plays the Texans Badger. Yeah. Yeah She waited Notre Dame. 34.6 assists, a 6 from 7 from the free throw line. Only not, you know, 8 from 13 from 3. And she should have been on the team.

Very much should have been. She was actually like, Caitlin Clark was the one that everyone was saying, oh, she got, why not put her on the team? Arikay should have been on the team. Yeah. She's better than players on that team. I saw Caitlin Clark. She got picked up full court by Kelsey Plum, right? team. Yeah, she's she's better than players on that team I saw Kailin Clark. She got picked up full court by by Kelsey Plum, right? Yes

Yeah faceguard face guard and still got past her and through a diamond. Yeah, the team you say like took it personally It felt like a little bit more than they probably should have taken it more person as they lost Yeah, and Angel Reese had five offensive rebounds. I mean she was a beast on the paint wait So this means even when they if they win the Olympic gold, they're not the best team. Asterix, yeah. They literally lost. Now, isn't this the plot of like Mighty Ducks 2? Yeah.

Where they become the U.S. national team? Yeah, they should let them be the U.S. national team. I agree. Yeah. Okay, thank you, Huey. Good job. Okay, should we do our Mount Rushmore and then get to Aaron Rodgers? Let's do it. Mount Rushmore is brought to you by our friends at Game Time. Game Time is the exclusive ticketing partner of Barstool Sports.

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22 and Hank 17. Okay, and who goes first? That'd be max and then who goes second me pft and then who goes first? That'd be Max. And then who goes second? Me, PFT. And then who goes third? You. Okay. It's good that we know the order. I- the order confuses me every time. We get lost in the snake. Very stupid. It's a circle though. I understand circle. I'm saying I Always think when I go fourth, I'm going first the next time but it's going fourth to third to second to first. I Don't know. I'm stupid. Okay Mount Rushmore of animals you'd like to be no pander picks. I don't even know if I couldn't even think of what a pander pick would be. Well, I could think of one for you. Oh, no, I'm not gonna pick it um I can't I they have to be real animals

How are you what I want to pick dragon I was watching house of dragon uh-huh as we as this was sent and I was just thinking the whole time How sick it would be to be I don't I think it has to be a real animal a Komodo dragon Yeah, you can be a Komodo dragon. I don't even think that a dragon breathing drag. I don't think that a dragon would be that cool What's the mortality rate of dragons and game? I don't care you get they all get their throats bit open your massive Just fireball fire breathing yeah, he's got everyone figures live for like a hunt like 300 years But then you've got this like what about the one in the frozen lake? You've got like an incest guy with an eyepatch riding you around

Rubbing his incest balls all over you. Yeah, I'd say I think it'd be pretty it would be awesome to be a dragon be sick It's tough take but also not a real not a real. Okay, so let's but that would be a great pick Yeah, you don't get any downtime if you're a dragon Yes, you do. Yeah, you do you get so much down showing your key when you're locked in your prison and you're just pissed off The whole time. I mean there's dragons before that before that happened dragons lived free They were just going around a free dragon would be awesome. Do them a Valeria Okay, your pick. Okay, my pick would be awesome. Duma Velaria. Okay, your pick. Okay, my pick will be Bald Eagle.

Good pick. Okay. You can fly, and everyone in America just loves you. Yeah. Bald Eagle. What about when your team loses Super Bowl? Next pick. Okay. I'm gonna go, this is my 1-1. Miss Peaches. I think Miss Peaches would be a great animal to be you just get all the most expensive shit bought for you

You love Dave huh very very little oversight You can destroy anything not get in trouble for it you want to sleep in the same day You want to sleep with Dave you want to sleep? I miss peaches has her own bed. Oh, she sleeps in Dave's bed Oh, that's because that's her decision. She's, you want to sleep with Dave. That's her decision. You're anti Ms. Peaches. Dave was wrong. Dave was right.

No, Dave was right. I'll tell you what, I thought that pick and then I thought it out. It was like, eh. The one thing with being Ms. Peaches is, those dresses he puts Ms. Peaches in don't look comfortable. Ms. Peaches has an awesome A plus life. The galas seem a little difficult

Yeah, you wear a dress once every 30 days. It's not that much different. Yeah, I like 2018 to 2020. That's true. That is true Okay, yeah, you want to sleep in Dave's bed. I want tummy tacks. I didn't know we were doing like specific We yeah, I was doing breeds. Yeah, we said you asked before we started right can we do specific animals? I wanted to be a dragon, okay Okay, which season What All right, I'll just pick my one one I want I would love to be just a great white shark and just fuck everything up

Yeah, that was swimming so fast and just everyone's scared of you and you get so big and You're just an apex predator and it's awesome top of the food chain is pretty nice sick You don't get to really sleep at all though sleep is death Yeah, I mean you but you get you don't have to sleep. You have to keep moving. That's awesome Yeah, not not having to sleep is awesome. Maybe that's why they're so grumpy all the time. Are they I think so Not not having to sleep is awesome. Maybe that's why they're so grumpy all the time. Are they I think so I Haven't I haven't talked to a great white shark in a while. We should have one on the pod. Yeah, Greg Norman, okay I'm going come on Hank. Let's go. I

Was going you're in last place I'm just crazy. I'm trying to pump you up. I'm gonna go I was saying like let's go you got this Hank Hank Hank Hank Hank Hank Hank you were such a sour puss on Friday. You know what we're doing right now We're doing the tray turner. It's a Hank. He's in the slump. Come on Hank Let's go Got this I won't do this. I won't do this This Hank. I know you can do it He heard the click. I've seen you do it before okay. I'm gonna go panther. Oh Coolest looking animal I think ooh

King of the king of the jungle. That's just lying the I know like it's cool It's cool in a line should be king yeah, and I will go with a blue whale mmm all right Biggest biggest animal I knew you're gonna go well had to go well had to go well smartest animals biggest animals like No one's hunting you you get you just get to cruise around breach. Yep. Talk to talk to your other whale friends. It's good It's good pick. It's really good. You think blue whales are the smartest animal I'm pretty sure they're up there right yeah They are up there like dolphins might be smarter but whales are pretty fucking smart man there's some really good animals on this list I don't know what I want to do now you know what I'll stick with just being a preq apex predators

I will go with lion I want to be a lion those things fucking rock. They just hang out Okay, they eat whatever they want. Yeah, they just hang out all day. They look cool Sleep I mean it's like a cat's life is cool, but it's a cat You don't even have to go a lion is like that's a badass cat if you're a male lion You don't even have to work. Yeah, you just say ladies go out there They hunt they bring your food back for you. Every day is taken a blowjob day for you. And you got like your family hangs out with you.

Yeah. You know, and as long as you don't have like a shithead brother that tries to kill you, you're good. Yeah. You know? Okay. Okay. I'm going to go with Race Horse.

I've talked about about on the show before What what I don't We're wincing now I have you Keep going Kentucky Derby winning racehorse is my official pick because you you're done working You just get to have sex for hundreds of thousands of dollars every time you bone, they put you out in a pasture. You don't get that money.

And you just hang out. But that's your job. Race horses have not been doing well recently. The Kentucky Derby winning ones. Yeah, there's, I think one of them, which one, Doc? Are you taking us back to Barberow? No, there's been some bad things that have been happening to race horses that I would I like I like race horses It would be cool to be a race horse

Feels like that's if we're talking like life expectancy all that stuff. It's it's been it's been a little hit or miss You got on your sword at least but I'm saying specifically a little hit or miss Kentucky Derby winning racehorse is my pick okay they've got a good track record okay I'm going to go with a cheetah oh because I'm slow and it would be fun to be fast I would be fun it would be fun to be fast and I'm gonna go off of the specific animal that I get that PFT has started here and I'm gonna go off of the specific animal that I get that PFT has started here, and I'm gonna go with Ugga. Oh Okay, one. It's a good pick. That's a great pick See but they're treated they're treated like kings everywhere Yeah

Each one the and everyone in Georgia absolutely loves loves you it would be great to be out there not the current Ugga But the the last Ugga before this one I forget what number it was with Roman numeral that was the goat uggah. Yeah that uggah had it together. Yeah, okay All right picks. I'm gonna get specific again in the same vein as Max College mascot Mike the tiger hmm Mike the Tigers got a good life. Yeah living in captivity Oh, have you seen his pen his pin rocks? His pin is like the size of the Pentagon. It's not that big. It's very cool, though.

It's very cool. Plus, you get to live in Louisiana. You get to go roar in a stadium sometimes. OK. Pretty cool. Yeah, no, he does have a pretty big pen. Mike the Tiger's got a good life. Gets that meat when they play a different team.

And they put the logo out. Yeah, that's a cool. That's a good pen. The meat's in the shape of the logo, and then you eat it. All right, I'm going to go a little off my list because we're going specifics and everything. Yeah, Patrick Mahomes. I would like to be Patrick Mahomes.

What are you talking about? He's an animal. Does that count as an animal? No. Are humans not animals? No. PFT, are humans animals? Did titties make the list for me? Are humans animals? No. Are humans not animals? No. PFT are humans animals? Did titties make

the list for me? Are humans animals? No. Yes they are. What are you talking about? Scientifically they are. They literally are animals. PFT you know that. A human is an animal. Yes. Big Cat wants to get cute with it. He can get cute with it. I should get dragons. An animal. We just said humans are it. I agree with that if if you can't get a turkey derby horse Yeah, horse. I want to be Patrick Holmes You can say Kentucky Derby winning horse cuz that's a commonly accepted a little animal are humans animals. They are technically they are How how my what am I doing wrong then? humans are animals I

Guess they are literally animals. I think they are literally animals I think we are animals I think we let the voters decide what do you mean you guys have to decide memes memes is the one who actually has to decide well I think you guys have to vote and then if it's to two then I'm decided well I'm no chance I I think I mean technically they're animals I'm not gonna I don't think you knew that until right now. That's true But I'm looking it up now. It's valid. Yeah, there are maybe against the spirit of the competition, but that's fine If you want to like that Their animal technically humans are animals

They are and we said you want to be any animal if you can pick any animal to be patched rooms Would be a pretty fucking sick animal to be You could have been a bear. I could have been a bear. I want to be Patrick Holmes. He's got three soup bowls and probably a lot more coming. No, Patrick Holmes could have been a bear too. Yeah, he could have. Almost.

All right, you guys let me keep it or no? Yeah, I'll let you keep it. I say I'll allow it and we'll see what the voters say. Okay. I will go. Wait, that's not your, it's not your, oh, it is your pick, two, yeah, in a row. I got lost again, fuck. I got lost again.

Say Tom Brady. I'm gonna go hippo. Okay, good pick, I had on my list probably most gangster animal Yeah, just chill in the water kill humans all the time fuck anything up They're all a hippo running in the waters is some of the coolest coolest videos out there. Yep, and Then I will go Australian Shepherd dog. Oh, nice. I think a shepherd dog would be the best version of a dog. Like if you're actually a dog living on a farm and you just get to herd sheep all day, like that's a dog's dream. And that's like the best. That's a good dog. That's the

best case scenario for your dog. Like you're literally just living on a farm. All you have to do is just run and wrangle up these sheep that's good smart too yeah yeah fun yeah when they run on top of them that's awesome yeah those videos are awesome all right my last pick I'm gonna pick the a pig in the Bahamas where the Instagram models come and take pictures with you Pablo Escobar's pig no the ones in the Bahamas, you know, I'm the Instagram the hot chicks Yeah, yeah, but I think weren't those around the islands at Pablo used to own I have no idea maybe because I think they were that fire fest document

Yeah, they just get fed. They just get fed by Instagram models. Yeah, they don't have to do anything But just swim around and get pictures with hot Instagram. It's pretty good and don't like every now and then they'll be like one that Bites one of them that don't I wouldn't do that. That's pretty good. And don't like every now and then there'll be like one that bites one of them. That's don't I wouldn't do that. That's pretty good. I would just hang out. Okay, for my last one. I'm torn between two here. I'm gonna go with giant panda. Giant panda. So I have a list pretty good life. If you I love giant panda videos. I think they're actually the best ones to watch. Yep, because they're just like flopping around all the time. rolling down hills. Yep. Then someone has to like take you and pick you up and bring you back up the hill. You don't have to worry about shit. You just hang out and you eat your bamboo leaves all day. Yep. That's great. It's a great life. Yeah. I had that on my list. They're they're the funniest animal. Yep. Yeah. They just hang out. Oh no, I'm torn. I'm really, really, really torn between two right now. Okay. I'm gonna I'm gonna go. I'm I'm really really really torn between two right now, okay I'm gonna I'm gonna go with

I'm gonna go the grizzly bear. I'll go with the grizzly. Okay, just big bear big bear Scary. Yep, you don't you don't even get half to deal with winners. You just get to sleep through winter, which is sick Yeah, the high ball season. They also don't actually sleep the whole winter you miss the Super Bowl They just kind of they're just laying bed. There's like hungover. That's fine So you could have it you could have a TV on in your cave yeah, yeah Yeah, there was on my last. I should have picked. What was your other pick? It was a koala I call on my list I had sloth on my list just like sloths would be just out of vibes Qualis cool great vibes. You're you're high all day because you're eating eucalyptus, and it fucks you up Are you get STDs on a drug bear? That's the downside is I think like 90% of koala bears have chlamydia

Yeah, all right. That's good to know yeah, I didn't know that I would that would have been a down a downside of downside You just have an itchy day. What other ones I had Peregrine Falcon fastest animal alive? Yep, that'd be cool. That would be so sick I had a KP barra keep you by Ruh. I don't know the big rats big rats, but they're chill They're like the chillest animals now an albatross They just fly. This is they know they know they fly. You just did golf. No, they They just fly. No, they know they fly. You just did golf. No, they They like don't land like they'll just fly and never come down for like years. You just did golf. No, they can fly like Hundreds of miles probably have big ass wings. I mean, it's a golf term

What do you think of when you say it? To on a par-5 They're sick animals. Oh, yeah, like it's a coincidence, but albatrosses are sick. I think a wolf would be awesome. Wolves would be cool, a little bit endangered. I think being a penguin would be pretty sick, even though you could probably get eaten by an orca or something, but they do seem like they have a fucking awesome time all hanging out together. Yeah, they seem to have a good life. It's like they're all at a big music festival right yeah, it's Bonnaroo every week I had we're just thinking a happy feet Happy feet's definitely good

Hmm giraffe oh Monkey elephant, but like the Yeah, monkeys monkeys feel like they're the pranksters of the jungle. They just having a great time. What kind of monkey? Elephant, but like, if they get hunted. Yeah, monkeys feel like they're the pranksters of the jungle. They're just having a great time. What kind of monkey were you talking about? I don't know, one in the jungle? Yeah, jungle monkey.

I don't know what kinds there are. Rhesus monkey? Yeah, like the skinny, like... Orangutan maybe? No, they're kind of... That's an ape? Yeah, they're too fat. I'm talking about the little guys

that swing from tree to tree And they're always like fucking with each other and like hitting each other Building stuff yeah, they look like they just have the best life an island gorilla Yep, but then sometimes gorillas my one one gorillas your one one even after her on basis to a person You know so you're you kind of know the shape you're getting into you're in the middle of the jungle No one's ever out there. You're with all your people all the time You're just surrounded by like trees and woods and call the girl. There's not you're not being hunted that much I think you might have to fight another gorilla now. It's sock. Yeah, but it's like kind of fun

You know, it's like big loud, you know, that's like monstrous It's like the closest you're gonna get to like a wrestling match in the you know out there Yeah, boys will be boys. Yeah, just you could you know, you know how to handle yourself. You got feet I don't hate it. What about kangaroo? I think kangaroo would be fun to turtle Turtle one of the ones that like that lives forever. I think one of the ones in the Galapagos. Yeah, there's like 160 years Yeah, or the one from Finding Nemo. That's just mad show. Oh, yeah That's a good tour Like Australian or was it like a surfer turtles still talking about real animals max. Yeah, we're doing real animals dragon dragon got snubbed

Dolphin dolphin would be good as long as you're not captured Doll yeah, if you're in cap the same with a gorilla by the way If you get put in captivity for a gorilla You might have somebody teaching you how to do sign language So you spend all day like learning what emotions are yeah, like you are sad now. Yeah, fuck. I'm sad Which I was in the jungle. Yeah a house cat wouldn't be the worst You just basically get to be a dickhead all day. Yeah, and you live inside try to hurt people Yeah, right like here's your food again, And they're like, Oh, that's so cute. You try to trip me going down the stairs and kill me again. Yeah. Take a baby soul. Yeah. What about, would it be cool to

be commander Biden? Basically no rules, no rules, but I feel like he's, if you think a sheep dog would have a great life, I feel like you do all that shit at the white house, except with the secret service. Commander Biden tried to warn us about the Secret Service. Yeah. He did his part. I think Commander Biden would suck though, because if you're a dog being in a house where it's constant people coming, showing up would suck.

That's why you bite. You want some alone time? Yeah, like dogs don't really like when the doorbell rings. White House doorbells just ringing constantly. Yeah. That would drive you nuts. Sheepdog was a good pick. The...

I knew you could do it, Hank. Yeah. Miss Peaches was a great pick. That will play. You have to sleep with Dave, but that will play. I also have an option of my own bed, which is probably Louie. It's probably Louie. Yeah.

No, Miss Peaches has an incredible, incredible life. I agree. When you go for walks, you can just get carried around in a wagon. You don't have to exercise. Yeah. No, Ms. Peaches has an incredible, incredible life. I agree. When you go for walks, you can just get carried around in a wagon. You don't have to exercise. Yeah. Any others that we missed? I'm trying to think. Oh, Hank, a fox on a golf course?

That'd be pretty sick. Like a cute little fox. Foxes, people don't fuck with foxes. They're right in that perfect zone where you're kind of scared of a fox, but you're not hunting it. I don't know, they can kind of be in regular world without getting fucked with too bad. Fox would be nice. I think being the apex, but I was thinking about it, if I was the animal with all the other animals, you just want to be the biggest animal yeah, or the fastest yeah or strongest Canada goose on a golf course pretty good. No one really fucks with you there. Yeah, that's you just have to be that you have

Yeah, you're a miserable life. Yeah, yeah miserable life. This is a good Mount Rushmore. I liked it Be animals shout out Huey. He came up with this one. He's got a list for us. Way to go Huey. Yeah, way to go Huey. Thank you. Any other ones that we miss Huey? No, it feels good. Alright, feels good. Feels good. Okay, let's do our interview with Aaron Rodgers. Great interview with Aaron Rodgers. Let's kick it to it. We're going to get to Aaron Rogers in a second. He's brought to you by Cars.com. We got the Cars.com employee parking spot of the month.

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Yeah, you definitely are. You just hit record. It is our chill week interview presented by Coors Light and Chevy Silverado. It is my good friend, two have two different sponsors for this. Yes. Hey, you guys are moving up in the world. Not bad, yeah. Aaron Rodgers. Almost.

Do you see how many various I said for you? Last time I said a guest. It is Robbie, he's on TV back there. Robbie Gold's on TV. Listen, you and I are good friends now. Because you're out of my life, and I wanted to do this interview just to be like, thank you, you're out of my life. Let's

start but then the Bears lost to J love and the Packers twice last year. I got some other issues I'm dealing with that are not pretty it doesn't pertain to you anymore. Good. I got other issues I'm working through that. We got a new quarterback I'm gonna figure out. How are we feeling? Feeling good about Caleb and changes Swift and you like him you think Caleb's good quarterback. Yeah, I do. Yeah, I like Swift. I like Keenan DJ I like the receiver from Washington. Yeah, Rome. Oh and then of course you DJ yeah DJ So I think the team is almost good enough to beat the Packers you got out at the right time So and you were foolish. I think the team is almost good enough to beat the Packers. You got out at the right time

Almost good enough. Come on. You got out at the right time. You knew that it was changing So you're like I gotta get out of here so you can finish with your we got a defense Montez Montez sweat our secondary is pretty good Edmonds. Yeah, we're gonna be yeah, and I know that you're I think it'd be close game But the Packers I don't like like how you're doing this. Do you still take any pleasure when the Packers beat the Bears? Are you like, yes? Yeah. Well, you're a jet now. Once you're a jet, you're a jet all the way. And that West Side story, that's where you go.

How's it going? You're a jet all the way. You start singing, and then you get into a street fight. Yeah. All right, so how's the fight? Yeah, like knives. What's his name? Danny Trejo?

Yeah. Oh, that was crazy. That was maybe he's a little old for that. How's the time? Once you get the eights, do you stop fighting? Yeah, probably. He thought he had that throwback where he just is like, I'm going to throw the first punch and it'll be over. And it's like, no, that didn't work out. Uh, how's the leg feeling? Yeah, it feels great. Thanks for caring. I do care. I know. I know. That's why I said, thank you. I saw that video where everyone was freaking out in training camp where you were like, maybe you had like a blister or something. I had terrible blisters that day. So that was all it was right? Yeah

Yeah, you're fine. We tried to even walk with blisters. It's tough. No, it's tough in 41 is the new time I was a warrior out there just yeah get through an OTA practice You know, you know how many quarterbacks have thrown a pass at the age 41? Yeah, how many I think it's nine I think nine quarter like a bunch of guys have done it 40, but not at 41, but you kind of skipped 40. I'm 40, yeah. Yeah. You're 41.

I'm not 40. When did you turn 41? December. Oh, okay. Thanks for caring. So we're 40 in the season. We'll send you a real nice gift. Mid 40s?

We're 39. Oh, nice. Thank you. People keep trying to say. Big year. Yeah. We're a day apart. Yeah, you're old. 1985. Yeah, 1985.

Yeah. So, I mean, so you're feeling good. Yeah, feeling good. Obviously last year, I want to ask one question that's difficult. It sucked how it started. Did you ever watch back the video of you with the American flag?

Cause it was bad ass. That was fun. Yeah, that was fun. Did you watch that back? As somebody who's patriotic, who sings the national anthem. Yes. You have to respect that. It was a it was like a 9-11 coming out with the

flag. One of those moments where you just you're thankful you didn't do something real stupid. Right before that. I'm thinking my dumb ass is my 19th season. I've never run the field with them anything. Right. Just run out there. Do my low fives and move on. Right. That's an amateur move by you by the well. Real problems are dealing with like trying to get a bunch of people. Yeah, to have space here. We've been but I almost didn't run out there with it. Yeah, really. I saw

everybody took I thought it was gonna be like a couple guys, like the left tackle the first guy introduced takes one out and maybe Garrett takes my house. I'm like, No, I'm not gonna do that. Then I saw everybody take one. I was like, give me that thing. Yeah, yeah. It was awesome. It was awesome Yeah, one of the coolest moments my career clip of like other than being you know, 2013 the week 17 at Chicago Chris Conti just Listen At what point in that play did you like he doesn't know where he is it's not him major right had a

Penalty on the play right right it was a little contact then call John Kuhn blocked pep you know I had a great cut block he had two he had four on three in the back side you should have got home but once I got out I know it was the most wide open anyone's ever bet I don't know about that it was pretty close it was pretty close it was pretty, it was one of those moments like there's no way someone's standing down there. But you know why, right? Why? Because it's a zero blitz. Yeah, you gotta change your ability and one more than you can protect. Right. You gotta get home. The defenders play one move. So he

didn't think he'd have to cover for four seconds. Yeah, it's a great William special. Dr. Heat. You're a jet now. Why are we talking about Packers Bears? Who cares about that? Who cares about that? You wanna talk about the jets? How close were you to playing last year? Well, if we'd been in the hunt,

I was gonna try and play. Yeah? Yeah. It healed that quick? What'd you do to make it heal that fast? Listen, in 2014, I played in a small circle and I ripped my calf up a couple times. And it would've been like that.

It would've been shotgun and pistol and no keepersers no hard action stuff it would just would have been kind of playing in a small circle yeah yeah when you sat down with your doctor you're like what kind of news can you give me that I can stay in the headlines for the entire year basically yeah so we that was mean of me you're a jet I like it that's kind of Can we swear on this? We got two uh, two sponsors. Yeah, now you say whatever the fuck you want. Okay. Yeah, how was egypt amazing? Yeah amazing Did you see the uh, yeah, it's all of them pyramids temples. Did you find out anything about the world?

Yeah, I mean you go out there you Think about the history of that place a little bit differently. I think yeah I mean, you go out there, you think about the history of that place a little bit differently. I think. Yeah. Yeah. Actually, I want to talk to you about Egypt because there's, there's like a lot of different theories about what went on in ancient Egypt, like civilizations that could have started there. Did you look at it? There's a lot of interesting things about it. I mean, you go, we did all the, uh,

like other temples in Aswan and Sohag and different places before and they're like Florida ceiling hieroglyphs. It's weird to go in the pyramids, there's nothing. No hieroglyphs, no nothing. There's also never any bodies been found. They told us there was like burial chambers and in Khufu, the main temple, it's main room is the king's chamber

and there's a queen's chamber. There's no bodies ever found. There's no bodies found in Kafra, the second chamber, or second pyramid. So that's all very strange, I think. the fact that the stones came from a quarry, which is 300 miles away or whatever is strange. Cause those things weighed, you know, 20 to 50 tons, I think most of them,

the weathering of the Sphinx. I'm more in the Graham Hancock camp as far as like, that the age of those structures is much older than they Yeah. Because that's like natural erosion on the Sphinx. It's something that would have taken place over like thousands and thousands and thousands of years. I'd like, I mean, he talks a lot about the younger dryas and going back, uh, you know, 10,800 years, I believe it is. And to me that's, it seems more in line. It's, it's ancient. It's, it's, uh, it's an interesting

country. I mean, I wouldn't maybe recommend people going there in the summertime It's like 120 and I was one but yeah, they also might have OTAs. Yeah For that yeah, some people could yeah, I'm sure Was that a problem With what was it was a problem that it was an excused. Oh, I'm sure I'll get fined for that but yeah, the thing that I think people don't understand is that when I was in the NFC North and playing for that team years ago,

there used to be a real thing called mini camp where it was, you had one of them usually, sometimes it was right after the draft, but either way it was five practices in three days, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, so two practices on Friday, two on Saturday, one on Sunday. Now it's not mini camp. They can arbitrarily put a tag on whatever week of OTAs they want. So this is the mini camp week, which makes it somehow more mandatory than the other weeks. But it was an OTA schedule. That's how words can be a little deceiving from time to time

You can make a story of the fact that I missed a mini camp when I was really Two OTA days right interest that came to the first ten. So this is a media thing And you would never like change the meaning of a word or deliberately tell people. No, of course not right exactly Yeah, I have your back. Well, I mean you want to go into the etymology of words No, I'd love that. I'm just saying I have your back. Yeah, your protector now I'm I'm all I want you to have nothing but success Listen if the Bears can't win a Super Bowl you winning a Super Bowl for the Jets would make me happy. Okay, seriously All right, man, because then I could just be like I kind of remember him as a jet

That's what I tell everyone and I could just be like, I kind of remember him as a jet. That's what I tell everyone. And I could just erase 15 years out of my brain. And it'd be great. Yeah. All right, cool. And then would you go in the Hall of Fame as a jet if you won two Super Bowls? Yeah.

Like you went two in New York. You'd have to. You got to, I think. You got to respect the race, right? You'd have to. Now I'm rooting for two. Yeah. Now I'm rooting for two.

That would be so mean. Is it a little different talking about the media going to New York? Can you feel a difference between the New York media and the Green Bay media? I mean, it's hard to say. I mean, there's more beat writers in New York. I've always felt like I had good relationships with a lot of the members in Green Bay,

but it wasn't like they weren't, media's media. They're trying to get a story and. It's the worst. Well, I don't know about that. There's a few good ones in there. Name one good person that owns a microphone. That owns a microphone? Yeah.

Pat McAfee. Yeah, that's true. We love Pat. Yeah. And all his boys. That's a fact. That's a fact. He paid you to say that, though.

Oh. I guess he did. Yeah. Definitely did. Exactly, definitely did. Exactly what it is. You became like Mr. New York when you moved. I loved that. It's such a good time.

That's why it's so heartbreaking to play fucking four plays. But yeah. Yeah. You didn't complete a pass though. So I didn't throw a pick either. But maybe you were going to have a bad season. Think about that. Maybe you were never going to complete a pass that season.

Imagine that. So like that might have saved you. Yeah. It's like Aaron Rodgers is we're in week 10 and Aaron Rodgers has yet to complete a pass. What are you saying? I'm just saying this is a spin zone. That's like this is actually like how positive you're spinning. Yeah, it might have been a good thing. Now you're gonna be. You just gotta recalibrate that whole experience. It's like it's a blessing sometimes. Yeah. Like you I'm sure you learned some things during the season

not being able to play. A lot, yeah. Being on the headset, listening to all the crazy things that get said on there. Yeah. Wow. Then you'll hack it, making a lot of like gold member references?

Not many, a few from time to time. There weren't a lot of things to be excited about. Our red zone percentage was pretty low and our points per game and other things. Yeah. What? Where do you live in New York? You live in New Jersey? Yeah, nobody lives in. Yeah, you can't live in New York. If you're a giant, you can. But so I don't know why you would just because the traffic into a tunnel and yeah, all of our stuff we're I joke

about. I know that stadium used to be on Long Island and but with the New Jersey Jets. Yeah. So are the Giants. Yeah, the Giants play in New Jersey. There's only one team that plays in New York. Yeah, it's a Buffalo Bills. Bills Mafia. Yeah, Bills Mafia. Yeah, you guys, I mean, the Jets, people forget the Jets one week one, right? Yeah, I'm one and O as a starter. Yeah, that's true. That's also a great point. Yeah, highest winning percentage ever for the Jets. Jets legends. You've never lost. I'm salty about the, you know, like the the 13 game against the Chicago or we're ahead three nothing when uh McClellan, you know, landed on me. I was, he was just making a football play. Yeah, that was

that was just a goal. But I got the L for that. Yeah, I was out of the game. We're ahead. I celebrated. That's so hard. Was that the one where you, why do you celebrate people? Cuz you ruined my life and it's like he's hurt. He's done. He's never coming back and then every time you get hurt I mean remember week one now you've caught me the trap week one when you were I was when the Bears when Cleo Mac debuted And it was like this is awesome and the Bears are awesome. My favorite is hurt. Yeah Yeah, that was fun. That was a good guy My favorite all-time clip that I've seen is gotta be you at the Detroit game. Oh, yeah

Yeah, yeah, I mean that was I was literally doing it as a support thing for Detroit Don and super fan I was there for the Mac championship that which was Friday night I was like, let's just go to this game and root against Rogers found their tickets got a seat next to him I was like, I'm here for your support, like, fuck this guy, let's beat him. And then it's Hail Mary right in their face. And they just, and the way they were talking before, and I do the same thing. Crazy.

But Detroit Don was saying that he did the calculations and he's like, once we win this game, there's like an 80% chance we're going to the playoffs. And I think the Lions were like five and six or something. So you just crushed everything that knows yeah What was it we were? We were six and three and they were Four and five four and five. Yeah, so they were like in six. Yeah, and he's like once we win this game

Because it was like a mid third quarter. They're like I've done the calculations like we're gonna win this game They were to win next week them. I was like I was like a burst fan Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I sat there and I was like, yeah You guys always feel good about your team though. Every single year. Every year. Every year.

This is our year. No, that's what football is about. Jets fans feel the same way. Trestman maybe. Second year Trestman got a little not great. And John Fox, it was not. Who's your favorite all time Bears quarterback? I mean, it's Jay.

It's actually Kyle Orton, but Jay as well. I love Kyle Orton. I think as well. I love Kyle Orton. I think Kyle Orton, like Kyle Orton doesn't get enough credit for like, dude got the ball out fast. You know Kyle beat me on three different teams? No way. Chicago? Yup.

Uh, he ended our 13 or 19 game win streak in 2011 when he was in Kansas City. Yup. And 14 he was in Buffalo. Yeah. Remember when he just retired? He just like, he just drove away. He was like, I'm done. Yeah, he's just like, I feel.

You ever got out with him? No, but I want to so bad. He's a great dude. He's just a dude's dude. Yeah, like when he just, yeah. He's a guy's guy. Like BFT said, he just, he told the media, he was like, yeah, I gotta go get something from my car.

He just never came back. Really? Week 18, or week 17 then, the season ended, and he hadn't said if he was gonna retire or not and they're like, hey Kyle, we have a couple questions after the game and he's like, yeah, let me just grab some out of my truck drove off retired never came back. That's that's how our best way to retire it's like low-key, but it also makes people respect you more afterwards Something like that. I feel like yeah Calvin Johnson didn't have a big big deal. Yeah, yes went off. Are you are you gonna do that? Yeah, Jay Yeah, hey, he was on the Dolphins. Yeah, he had a couple that was a does like a quiet quitting

You go down to Miami for a little bit. Just a thing now, right? Yeah, that's a young person Yeah, just kind of paid him like ten million dollars. No the quiet quitting part. Yeah. Yeah Hank quite quit like three years ago Yeah, nice. Everybody's still around. It's more you just slowly quiet quit. So what what what do you think about just this year? I always like our chances. He sound like a Bears fan. Yeah. Jets fans are probably as tormented as yes. Yeah, I would

say so different level of torment because the Bears have been the playoffs. Right. At least once in the last 13 years. Right. Like what you did to Chicago. that's what Tom Brady did to New York mm-hmm and now you're just traveling around just trying to continue that that hatred of what well you're just trying to you're now you're trying to take over Boston but you saw big cats joy I'm just so big cats joy for like a decade yeah I'm significantly less happy yeah Yeah. That's, that's, we always say that that's like the next level of athlete. If you become the thief of joy, like Mahomes has reached that level where, you know, like if you're a Bills fan or

you're a Niners fan, you're like, this guy has just ruined it for me. You do that to me. That's the, that's the like elite quarterback, then thief of joy above that. Well, thank you. Yeah. You, you hit that. You definitely hit that. I appreciate that. Portnoy's gotta be riding kind of high right now. Right? Why? Because he's got a dog that's like a billionaire. Yeah, that Celtics. Oh, yeah, he's happy about it was on the on the duck boat with Joe. The coach of the South was that he personally invited him.

Coach is pouring beer on Hank's head. He basically won a championship. It's pretty. Yeah, he like Kramer going the Tonys. Yeah, that was essentially what it was. He just got ushered off and he's like, I'm just part of the Celtics now. Alright, so when does training camp start? 23rd. Okay, you'll be there. Yeah, probably. Unless you have to go. I might have a trip planned. We'll make a clip of that, just say, yeah, probably. That will be a great headline that will make a lot of people

upset. Where on earth could you go that would make you miss the Star Training Camp? Could anywhere. What do you mean? Training camp sucks. Is there a place where it's like, I would, yeah, I'd skip work to go to Mongolia.

Mongolia, yeah. Yeah. Oh, man. Beautiful. How much does training camp suck? If you've been in the league for a really long time, it's like, I know what to do. It Mongolia, yeah. Yeah. Well, how much does training camp suck? Like it has to, if you've been in the league for a really long time, it's like, I know what to do. It's a different suck.

Back when football was hard, long time ago, when there's real double days, physically it was the worst. But mentally it wasn't, I don't feel like it was as bad. Just physically you were just, now it's all mental. You're sitting around all day long. In, you know, interesting meetings, and the hot days. Yeah. And the practice is short. It's not even that hard. Yeah. And you don't play in preseason.

We should play in preseason. Right? You know, we'd play. We'd like play, you know, 15 plays and a quarter and a half and into the third quarter. Yeah. You know, now you don't even play in the preseason. You should play in the preseason this year. Why? Why not? Just take, make football hard again. Aaron Rodgers is making football hard again.

Don't steal that. That's why. Yeah. All right. We'll print the shirts. Just also make America hard again. Yeah. That would be good too.

Let's get tougher as a country. Yeah, let's get tougher. Let's get that callous built up, you know? You should run for office. You should run for president. I think you set your sights too low. I agree. Yeah. I agree. That was a, that callous built up. Yeah, you should run for office. You should run for president. I think you set your sights too low. I agree. Yeah, I agree. That was a backup quarterback. How close were you to actually running for vice president? I

know you're thinking about it. Yeah, I thought about it. And I just kept on living my life. Yeah. Did it was football the main factor in that equation? Yeah, I think so. Yeah. So what you you love you love football more than you love America, then? Oh, he got you there. That's true. That's tough. That's right. Support the troops. Yeah. Okay, that's good. Wait, so where's next for you to travel? What's the spot you got on the I'm not telling? Come on. I'm not. No, I'm not telling. Can I give you

a rack? Yeah, I feel like you would love love the Galapagos. Oh nice. Love it What about it? Yeah, all the nature out there. Yeah, and then and this is serious. It's just like a two-hour boat ride ayahuasca Oh, yeah Ecuador nice. Yeah, but no the Galapagos is great. You got the giant tortoises. They weigh like 400 pounds They look like dinosaurs you write them. You can try I'll give you a tip The sphere in Vegas. Oh, it's fucking sick, dude. Is it really? So did you what'd you see there? I saw dead in company two nights a row. It's awesome. Just Saturday

It was they've been there for like a month and a half. It was like three weeks ago Don't you'd love that they had a last tour last year around this time My wife has been giving me shit for it for the last five years because every year I'm just like. How many dead shows have you been to? Are you a big dead hit? Yeah, I am. I don't know, probably over 30, but. How many performance enhancers are you on during a dead show?

A lot. I ate a lot of mushrooms in the sphere, which I probably didn't need to. Chocolate or actual mushrooms? Chocolate. Yeah, chocolate. Oh, it's kinda amateur hour. Oh, you think so?

I'm not 22 anymore. I gotta, I mean, I'm not like, yeah. 22 is for the chocolates. No, 22 is when I would eat the caps. And? And now I've graduated and I'm just like. Now you're mature, you're doing the chocolate. Mature to the chocolate.

Like a mature adult, yeah. But wait, what's the? Get it in a store. It's like you could buy drugs in a store now. It's the same thing, right? Yeah, it is. No, it's not. What's different?

Well, I definitely tripped more when I ate the caps. Well, first of all, what's in the chocolate? Mushrooms. Chocolate. And mushrooms. What other? It's chocolate and mushrooms. Cocoa.

Chocolate. And chocolate. And sugar. Probably some mini plastics and stuff. Maybe. Maybe a vaccine. Who knows? Could be, you never know.

But yeah, you should go to the- Did you enjoy the debate? Did you watch the debate? I loved the debate. It was fantastic. I watched it debate. I watched TV. That made me fall in love with America. I was like, we got the two best guys for the job. I just about that. Sure. I don't know. They started talking about golf. Trump just actually said recently. Yeah, a million dollars. He's even he would give Joe 10 strokes aside. 20. Yeah. We were saying that that my fault, Biden already lost because you can't take that. You can't take that. Even if you if you lose by 18, you technically win the bet. But then what you won the bet because you didn't lose by 20. Yeah, my favorite part about the Canada under the radar was that he Biden's like, get him was you got to you got to carry your

own bag. He's a guy who couldn't walk off the stage. He couldn't walk off the stage. But yeah, you was you got to, you got to carry your own bag. He couldn't walk off the stage. He couldn't walk off the stage. But yeah, you try. Yeah, you got to carry your own bag. I love it. Just a bunch of just two old guys yelling at each other about golf. That's actually get him in singlets. Let him wrestle it out. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We're saying do frisbee golf, but no one else is allowed out there. And they're just both like break their hips in the

woods. Bothers anymore. Because it is crazy that the best we can do as a country is not the best we can do that. No, it is. I'm at the best. No, I know. I'm saying it's not the best. But it's the current options, which is nuts to me. I just can't believe we can't have like, you know, an election day that's a national holiday. Yeah, it takes weeks to count all these votes.

And it makes no sense to me. Make election day and the Monday after Super Bowl Sunday holidays, that's it. It should be a holiday for election day. You should run me doing. And then be my vice president. I would, yeah. On election day, there should also be football,

Tuesday football. Oh yeah. No. Yeah, there should. Yeah, there should. It's a summer distractus. Isn't that the old Romans right like it's bread and circus Yeah bread and circus. Yeah, for sure. You just you just feed them with food. How often do you guys think about the Roman Empire? I almost never actually only when somebody asked me that question. I think I think a World War two a lot more Yeah, that feels like it was I understood the meme. How come I don't know I just you like to strap in the bombs or it's just the whole thing is just Good versus evil. Yeah, it's like we're the only war that's good verse even we were the good good

We're the good guys world war two save the world. We're always good care to debate that team America world police Yeah, I think about we we we flexed our Industrial might all over the place. We were building ships that we didn't even need. You ever read about that? Yeah. In Japan, we had an ice cream ship. I'm not joking.

Ice cream ship? We had such a better production. Was we? Who the fuck was we? Us. USA. Our industry was so far advanced. Japan was fighting with old wooden ships,

and we had an ice cream ship that just made ice cream and just gave it to all of our other ships. Nice. I love that. That's badass. It is. I'll be on that ship. Yeah. It's great that we can talk about World War II. I was in the war, yeah, you know.

I was on the ice cream ship. I was on the ice cream ship. I was in the war, you know. I served. Long days, long days, long nights. You know, what are you doing? It was, you know, feeding ice cream. Yeah, it worked.

I worked a soft serve. I think about the JFK assassination way more than any of those other things. That one too, yep. There's some weird shit that came out about that recently. You think so? Well, yeah, the Secret Service agent, he said he's the one that put that bullet on the gurney.

Well, yeah, that's odd. And he said that he, no, he said he found it in the back of the limo, meaning it was like one of the deflection shots. It wasn't the magic bullet that they said that it was. What a great bullet that was. Yeah. Well, they said, I mean, how can it's like your path in Dallas that was not real. That one on the sideline. Yeah. It kind of curved back. Yeah. Don't equate a fake magic bullet theory with me hitting a dime. Yeah. It both happened in Dallas. I mean, I don't, it was Jared Cook

on the sideline, the one that was like, it was happened in Dallas. I mean, I don't it was Jared cook on the sideline the one that was like It was a magic bullet. You basically assassinated JFK Where were you in November of 1963? Better asked former, you know former head of CIA where he was at. Oh, yeah. Yeah, George Bush. That's that's what I think about There's another he was also served on the Warren Commission. He also has an airport named after him in Washington. Oh, you're talking about Dulles. Yeah.

Yeah, Dulles, bad guy, but also George Bush, old George Bush. H. HW Bush, he was director of the CIA. He didn't know, he couldn't remember where he was when Kennedy got shot. Yeah, well, you go even back in that family even farther back. Yeah, some other stuff. Yeah, there is Prescott bushes. I read 10 pages of a book about it. Hey, congrats. Yeah, I bought the

book. It's about the bushes and I last time I saw you got lean. You're a big reader now. You're positive. Do you like you? What do you mean? Yeah, we're friends now. It's awesome. What, when we- Have you had sex with a woman? Maybe. I have three kids. Maybe. I have three kids.

Do you really? Yes, three children. So I've proofed three times. Do you remember their names? I remember all their names. I don't say their names. That's how you act. Yeah, I don't say,

cause I think that this is real talk. I hate people who exploit their children online and like David Bakhtari does that. I don't know. Oh, that was wild. I just throw that out there. If he doesn't do that. I think it's, it's hard enough. I thought that's where it was going. Yeah. No, I think it's hard enough to be a kid in today's day and age that if you, you know, you're in high school and it's like, Oh, my, my parents have been making videos of me my entire childhood and posting it, that is insane to me. Like let a kid be a kid.

So I protect their privacy a lot. But I'll tell you after. Okay, cool. Yeah. I might not care after. No, you probably won't. Well, here's a question for you. When we text, do you love the power that you have over me

and hold over me? I do. Yeah, because you just don't respond for months and then you'll give me one response and then I'll do a follow-up instantly because I'm like, I know he's looking at his phone right now and then you'll go another four months. Yeah. It's just the way it goes sometimes. I know I'm sitting there like, he's fucking doing this and he's fucking with me and there's

nothing I can do. Every now and then I get a good chuckle this motherfuckers look at his phone right now yeah not gonna text I even pulled I even pulled out the trick with with back to Ari yeah where I texted back to Ari and you pretending that you weren't on the text chain I thought that was gonna get you and it didn't no just amateur hours you should respond and then quickly delete it. Un-send the message. So he gets a notification that you sent him something. Can't you still see the deleted message though? I don't know. You can

edit a message. I know. So you got that part. You could edit it like. Just figure that out. Yeah. Yeah. It's just like blank. That wasn't handy. Do you have any burner accounts? Uh what is that? A burner accounts? Your burner? Burner guy? Yeah. That was a yes. How many burner accounts? What is that? A burner account? You're burning a guy? Yeah. Yes. How many? Yes. I feel like you're heavy in the replies of Elon. Yeah. Yeah. tremendous gambit. So you have your Tesla so sick. Yeah. No. Wasn't there some athletes who supposedly had Kevin? He got exposed for it.

Really? But he I kind of liked he he somewhat copped to it. I don't really do any social media. Honestly, I mean, like, it's super minimal, like posting stuff super rarely on Instagram, only on Twitter if I have to put out a major fire. So where do you go for your info? Oh, good question. Just create you just go worse They're about to take that away from Alex, yeah I don't Twitter. I think it's yeah, you just read the comments on posts That's where you get all your info on what like you see a tweet and you just read all the people who are experts underneath Oh, yeah

The day that that bridge in Baltimore went down. I learned so much about how it was a distraction from Puff Daddy Yeah, yeah, yeah, they brought the bridge down because P did he got Yeah, absolutely all sorts coming together innocent. Yeah memes you got a question for Aaron As many as you want He's he defends you To hardcore against who he thinks that the the media has it out for you in the Jets definitely do he thinks everyone's a Florio walking around ranked as Florio what is it Mike Florio's number one Florio that's one

of the questions Diana Rossini is number two Florio and Matt Miller's number three Florio I don't even know that is he does memes does he does. Memes does. He's in the weeds for you. Yeah, I was going to say, do you ever see any of the hater-ass media like Mike Florio? Good question, Memes. I don't. I don't. Now, I've gotten a couple of texts from the other Diana.

Yeah. But I've never responded. She's a great reporter, though. She is. She's a friend of ours. Really good reporter. Oh, really? Very, very strong reporting. Oh, yeah. Okay. Decent reporting.

Yeah. How are you feeling? How's the arm? How's the leg? You look strong. Yeah, leg is good. Blisters are gone. I feel great. Yeah. Running fast. You also another question I think you guys said is you look strong. Oh, thank you. You do look very strong. Thanks. Just a beautiful man. Do you think the NFL scheduled the 49ers game on Monday night football on purpose? I hope so. Because it's on grass. Yeah. So. But.

I never say no to grass. But you. Yeah. Watch it careful. You versus the 49ers. It's not me versus the Jets versus the 49ers bro. Come on. But you versus the 49ers.

You've got a 49ers problem? Why you know? Why you know exactly why what do you mean? We played there no they own you last time we played there we beat him the 49ers own you That's a fact. It's the 49ers. I've done the meme. It's it's what the fuck team are you on now? You're jumping shit back again I strike it from the record record I used to own you sorry will a couple of miss practices have any effect on the season yeah big effect I'm glad you said practices thank you yeah OTA practices yeah yeah but you were there for voluntary. It's fine. Yeah. Bunch of haters. This one was just, do you want to hang out? Yeah.

Uh. Yeah. All right. You win the Super Bowl, Memes gets to ride up front with you. Yeah, Memes gets the treatment, yeah. Yes. Okay, deal.

Will we get to see you for more than five snaps this season? Yeah, I think so. Okay. Cool. Good question, Memes. And that was it. Great one. Okay, good job. Hey, thanks. Good job, man. Nice. Good job, Memes. And that was it. Great one. Okay, good job.

Hey, thanks. Good job, man. Nice. Good job, Memes. That was Memes' first time talking under you. That's strong. That's strong. He's good with Memes. Not a talker, yeah.

He's a Memes guy. He lives on the internet. Guy behind the guy. Yeah, right. Exactly. Are we in phase me right now? I don't know what that means. You know what phase me is?

What? Robert Sala? Oh, phase me. Yeah. Yeah, probably, I guess. You don't really know what phase me is, though. I don't know, not really. We're doing it face me. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, probably. I guess. Yeah. You don't know. You don't really know what phase me is though. I don't know. Not really. I'm doing it right now. Yeah. Yeah. This is actually a great example of phase me. Yeah. Yeah.

Kill him. How's your golf game? Are you going to win this thing this week? No. My game's not that good. What's your handicap? I don't. It doesn't matter. This is no handicaps out here. I know but like what are you usually golfing? I mean, I'm I'll you know, be in the 70s probably. Okay. Yeah. That's pretty damn good. out here. I know, but like what are you usually golfing? I mean, I'll be in the 70s probably. Okay. That's pretty damn good. This course, I own this course.

You own this course? Like soldier field. You know, it feels like I drive up on my dad. What are you doing now? We were 49ers own your ass. It was a little bit off. Yeah, all right, all right. Put our guns down.

Let's put our guns down. Isn't it embarrassing? You gotta go to another team to say anything? No, I have no embarrassment whatsoever. I made the meme with the little kid laying in bed and like the missiles coming and it's the 49ers standing there taking all the missiles and guarding me at night.

Really? Yeah. That's a good meme. That's a good meme. That's good. I have no problem. The defensive end from last year from the Bills, he's on the Niners too, right? Is he really?

Yeah, same guy. Who? Was it, who was it? Leonard Floyd? He's on the Niners for life. He's on the Niners too, right? Is he really? Yeah, same same guy who who was it? Who was it? He's on the Niners. He is bare for life. Monday Night Football. Starting the season out. Same guy. I have to sweet talk him a little bit. Yeah. Pay him off. Just tell him. Yeah. Let me get through. Play five. Yeah. Yeah. Wait, what's the strength of your golf game? Short game. Yeah. Yeah. Putting your Oh, putting you're not like chippings decent but putting how how long are

you? Long. Real long? Yeah. Okay. Nice. I mean, I saw your tee shot wasn't that great. Okay, which one? The one that went way far off to the right? What hole like your politics? Uh, it was 10. Yeah. It did go far right. I love when people try and cancel me. Like when I play golf with Obama, I was like the leftist, the rightist tried to cancel me. Just put you in a box. Then I was on team Kennedy so everybody tried to cancel me politically. And then I didn't shake Trump's hand so the right tried to get after me again. You're your own man. I realized I actually had shaken his hand.

Yeah, and then they reversed course. Yeah, they reversed course a little bit. People are unfair to Aaron Rodgers. I've always been consistent with you. Oh, I don't care about that. I see it. Politics, I've said from the beginning, is an absolute sham.

Yeah. And if we've seen anything, whether it's you talking about what they did to Bernie Sanders in 2016 that we saw in the Podesta emails, or the fact that nothing really ever changes. Nothing changes. All they do is just talk about what they're gonna do and then nothing The life doesn't actually get better for any of us whether it's a Republican or Democrat And we're still just doing the same fucking two-party system and not letting Bobby get in or anybody else

Yeah, PFT and I always said if you want to be president, you should be disqualified. I like that. Yeah That's it's you have to be an eagle mania. You have to be a psycho to want to be president. Right. And to actually like follow through on that. But just some common sense politics, some common sense, like let's not let anybody over 75. And the Packers have a rule. Yeah. 70, you gotta retire. Yeah. Right. Yeah. Go into board of meritists, with 70, you gotta retire. Yeah. That seems to make pretty good sense. You know what? You know what they used to do in ancient Greece was they had this thing called sortition. Where they chopped their nuts off.

No, they probably did that back then too, yeah. But it was more along the lines of a lottery to see who was going to be the mayor or the governor. And so it could be anybody. Like they just randomly gave to somebody, which is kind of terrifying because they're Terrifying in today's world. A lot of weirdos out there.

But at the same time, it made them really focus on their education system because like any of these psychos could end up being president. How about term limits? Yeah. Yeah. How about you can't insider trade? I love it. Dave's jumped on the one board with that. Yeah, those apps that track like you can track Nancy Pelosi's. Yeah, she's a hell of a stock trader. It's crazy. I don't know what David's doing. I don't know what David a trader is doing. He should be fucking following the old Nancy. Yeah, it's insane. I agree with you. It's embarrassing for our country. And it's also embarrassing, like I know we're getting deep

into it, but it's embarrassing that people can't, there's no one who can just have the common sense approach that don't, not everything has to be one or the other. There's a lot of middle that no one ever acknowledges. But the problem is the loudest people is the 10%. Right, and there's a- The 5% on both sides. Yeah. Most of the country, you travel in the country you guys do regular guys

Great people right who don't you just want to kind of be left alone. They want their freedoms They want to be told what to do their bodies. They don't want to be fucking taxed crazy percentage You know and they're not looking for a bunch of handouts. They just want to be happy to be kind of yeah happy and left alone For the most part. Yeah, I think stay out of politics is probably a good choice Just because you have to answer for everything It's like it wouldn't when that article came out about Bobby where it's like he's got a barbecue dog behind him There would be people like asking you like do you support eating dogs? You'd have to say I do not support eating dogs and they'd be like, why are you even addressing? Well, they're scared of people that can't control true. That's that is a fact

That is a confirmed the media in general is scared of people that can't control Yeah, which is your kind of that's why you know to talk about your company You know like that's why those bullshit articles would come out Although the when the earnings earnings every time yeah every single time why because they can because Dave and you guys built this brand that Can't be controlled right that we don't have and you try and then you try and get after them, that you don't have the women part. And oh, no, no, we have one woman CEO. This thing or that thing. It's just like people that they can't truly control are dangerous people.

They've hopped on every single angle to try to take us down throughout the years. It's literally just gone from one thing to the next. And it's just like, all right, we're still here. It's so it's, I would say the majority of them too, are so unethical. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Like the practices now is just it's a fucking joke. Yeah, it's that's politics. a kangaroo court or whatever, been indicted on felonies, and a guy who's shitting his pants. Mm-hmm. It's pretty good.

And then we have Bobby, who doesn't give a chance even being in debates. Yeah. And if you know the insights about how ridiculous it is for a third party candidate to get on the ballots in 50 states, it's a fucking sham. Yeah. It's certain colors in some states.

It's certain people you've got to submit it to in other states. It's a certain amount of votes in certain states. It's a fucking sham. Yeah. Like it's certain colors in some states, a certain person, people you gotta submit it to in other states, a certain amount of votes in certain states. It's a fucking joke. I feel like it used to be easier back in the day. Ross Perot was always running. Yeah, no, he was a real, he was on the debate stage. Yeah. When we were kids, yeah.

No, it's crazy. It's crazy. It's a football. Yeah. Who do you like this year? I like us. The Jets? Yeah.

And who? You gotta play somebody in the Super Bowl. Bears. Not the Bears. Yeah, that would ruin you. Why? Oh, that would. That'd be a great way to go out, wouldn't it be?

I actually don't know if I'd be able to handle that game because there would just be so much at stake. That would ruin you. It would ruin me. Yeah. That would ruin me. I would be surprised if the Bears were there. That's not a disrespectful thing to say, but like.

I would too. The NFC is tough and you have a rookie quarterback. I think he could do it. I think they surround him with a lot of really good pieces. But I think in their division on paper, can you not say that they're not, you can't say they're better than third on paper in the division. I think I would say that objectively're not you can't say they're better than third on paper in the division. Ah, I think I think I would say that objectively.

I can I can say whatever I want. Yeah, objectively. You think that they're better on paper than Detroit and Green Bay. I think they're better than Green Bay paper really on paper. Paper. We're talking about paper. You're on what paper using in Chicago. We're talking about paper. Tainted by that. No, I'd agree with you. We have listened. How much time do we're're using in Chicago. We're talking about Pacers. Zigzag. Tainted by that. No, I'd agree with you. We have, listen, we're unproven.

How much time do you have? We're done in a second. We're unproven. We're unproven. But I love that Ryan Pohl's has, it feels like they built the team. You're a big Ryan Pohl's fan. Huge Ryan Pohl's fan. Even though he shined you.

You guys are doing a, let's FaceTime the person in the phone you want to FaceTime and see who picks up. And I fucking picked up. Back to Yari, I was like, yeah, I was like, let's Face let's facetime Rogers cuz we're gonna be in Tahoe try to get him on He's like no problem He's like but you have to facetime polls and try and just say that you you're with me He didn't want a job with the Bears But he I was like I want to watch you try to get me on the Bears and polls didn't pick up

So yeah, that sucked. He kind of did what you do to me All right last question cuz I know you gotta go roll back question question r h o b c k calm. We're in it right now. Rollback poles. They got q zips, hoodies, joggers, shorts, rollback.com promo code take 20% off your first purchase rollback.com. Aaron Rogers. That was good. That was nice. Thank you. You've done that before. I've been doing this. Wow. 41 years old 40. Guy told me I looked 32 yesterday. I don't know what he was smoking,

but I liked it. Yeah, it's awesome. Probably one. Then did he say, Can I have your autograph? I didn't. Okay, it's awesome. You just remember that. And you just brought like, I've been in the league 20 years. Yeah. Yeah, you're a quarterback when you're 12. Which is also the funny part when people are like, Did you play? Did you play with against Steve Young and John Elway? I was in high school when they retired. All right. But speaking of that, how many more years? I don't

know. I'm not sure. This one for sure. This one for sure. I'd like to do I wanted to do two good ones and to give us a chance to retire a jet, you know, went to Superbowl. Yeah, yeah. And then do the Cowarton. Yeah. Is that how you retire legend? Of course. It's like Just like take a sip of psychedelic tea and just disappear in the locker room. Oh, I like that. Just fade away.

It was all an illusion. Rainbow body. Yeah. Was it Heron Rogers Ever Real? Yeah. I'll be happy to say no. This is a simulation, so what is it? Right, exactly.

What are we talking about? No, you're right. You're right about that. I think it actually is a simulation. Yeah? It's gotta be, right? I don't know. Mathematically, think about it.

You gotta throw to... Mathematically. Think about that throw to mathematical. What time of math? Terrence Howard math or Terrence Howard math. One times one is two. Do you know math? Yeah. Is it weird that you went to Cal? Yeah. That is weird. Yeah. What's eight times five? I don't know. Do you know calculus? Not really. I wasn't good at calculus. Never been in the same geometry. Yeah. Fantastic. Calculus never met. I calculus never met I don't

even I don't even if you show me we're using calculus today show hands nobody they've got calculus this is not exactly the greatest population okay we are the bottom of the barrel when it comes to that shit but none of us yeah none of us that's true yeah you get they have machines that can do that you get calculators yeah yeah exactly What are we doing? Um, what happens when AI takes over though bad? Yeah, I actually think we're We're probably the only ones that are safe. You probably are fucked. Okay Um, I don't know if a eyes taking strong ones out to start. No

Yeah, that might be true. Um, can AI do a podcast? Yeah. No, I don't think so I don't think so. Can AI play quarterback? Yes. Yeah, probably. Yeah. Yeah. I drink ayahuasca. Probably code ayahuasca. The virus. So we're all safe. Yeah, we're good. These guys are all fucked. Yeah, no chance they're editing and everything. That's all I think about us. I feel I feel like we're too dumb to have AI take our job. Like you can't train AI to be this

stupid. Right? It would break. Yeah. Right have AI take our job. Like you can't train AI to be this stupid. Right. It would break. Yeah. Right. I don't know about that. How do you say to AI, like, intentionally fuck up facts all the time? Just like program it with like, I

don't know, the current state of our politics, intelligence level? OK. OK. Yeah, or just use our brains. Maybe they were the model for the dumb AI. Are you smarter than Joe Biden or not? I would say yes at this point. Really? Yeah Probably yeah, I haven't shit my pants in I think it's been a year and a half. It's been about six months for me

That's good. That's good. Yeah, I'm definitely not smarter than Hunter. That guy rocks. I don't sniff any Yeah How to make money painting. Yeah. I would like to party with Hunter, I think, for one night. Maybe six hours. Six hours with Hunter. Yeah, and I just think, jeez. Yeah, I can't have his life.

There's some gerbils in there or something. Yeah. Aaron, this has been awesome. Hey, thanks, guys. Appreciate it. I'm a big fan of yours. I went to 45. Yeah, well, you said 10.

It was about an hour. But you knew that was good. We're going to cut this, right? We're going to cut it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Hey, thanks, guys. It's good to see you. Good to see you, too, Aaron. We're friends, 45. It was about an hour. Yeah. But you knew that was good. We're gonna cut this, right? We're gonna cut it? Yeah. Yeah. Hey, thanks guys. It's good to see you.

Good to see you too, right? We're friends though. I'm at least a man of my word. You are. It took a lot to get the word out, but yes. That I would do this. That's a fact. You are a man of your word.

So I'm turning over a new leaf. You put me through hell to get it, but you're a man of your word. And look at us now. Yeah, and I'm rooting for you. What? Look at us. Look at us. Who'd have ever thought that look at us now. Yeah, and I'm rooting for you. What? Look at us. Who'd have ever thought that we would be friends?

Yeah, we're friends. This is our second time we've done this. Yeah. On the third date, you guys gotta go all the way. First thing. Okay, yeah. That's just doing ayahuasca. Okay.

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it would have helped him. Yeah. I thought it was just a very awkward question that he asked. He asked Aaron Rodgers if he would play more than four plays this year, if he would play five plays this year. It kind of was weird. We all were like, what's going on here? Memes forgot to say the part where will you play five plays this year? Because if you don't, I'm going to have to strap a bomb to my chest and go bomb NFL headquarters. Yeah. Memes famously made that promise a couple months ago and that was the context for the question. Yeah. So you, because it sounded like you were like being a Dick Jets fan, but in reality,

you were just trying to save your own life. Yeah, I was just mainly just trying to ask questions if he's gonna play, because all I know is five snaps. But I should have referenced the bomb. Yeah, the bomb would have been good then. But it was a good interview. You did good memes. Yeah, all questions but the one awkward one.

Yeah, but you did a good job. I was proud of you. That was your first time asking questions in an interview, right? Yeah, first time ever. Wow. And I asked one question with a quarterback, just everybody's hand size.

Oh, yeah. Yeah. OK, you want to read these quotes? They're great, PFT. Let's hear them. You see them? I did not see them. Oh, I love it.

So we'll get your honest reaction. OK. OK. Go ahead hear them. You see them? I did not see them. Oh, I love it. So we'll get your honest reaction. Okay. Okay. Go ahead, Hank. You go first. Yeah, I woke up to this one on Saturday and I was like, this is just fake.

I scrolled by a Buck Crack Sports tweet. It said, this is from Legion Hoops via the New York Times, Joel win bead on if he has any doubts Team USA will win the gold medal. You look at the talent that the US has, there's equal talent on other teams, and the talent that's on the US team you also got to understand most of these guys are older. The LeBron now is not the LeBron that was a couple of years ago, so it's a big difference. Everybody would also tell you, and you can see for yourself, the athletic LeBron, dominant that he was a couple years ago, is not the same that he is now.

I think people get fooled by the names on paper, but those names have built throughout their career, and now they're older. They're not what they used to be. Okay. Those are his teammates. Yep, they're his teammates. And a very accomplished teammate who's been to...

Has LeBron ever... Oh, so now where LeBron stands on this show? No, I just I was gonna Ask question Hank has the brown ever been to a conference finals a lot a lot of them I think a lot a lot so is like all of them basically Yeah, maybe Joel and beat is just he's shocked because he's never been on a team with this much talent before yeah No, I think he's saying this team sucks It's interesting interesting on such a team sucks. It's interesting. Interesting move. You've been playing on such a good team, he's like, eh, we're not that good.

Yeah. Interesting move for a new American. Yeah, Max, if you're in that locker room and you see your teammates said about you and your team leader, what would you? Well, that was a quote taken out of context. You didn't watch the full thing. What was the context? I don't know.

I did read the article that he had in the New York Times. It did make sense. He said that Cameroon is home and if Cameroon had made it to the Olympics, he would have been on team Cameroon. He was deciding between France and US. France put a time limit on him. US was like, hey, let us know. And he was like, I'm and US. France put like a time limit on him. US was like, hey, let us know. And he was like, I'm picking US. So he did make that clear. So it wasn't like, he was

very clear about that. But he also said in this one, essentially without freak injuries, he'd be in the goat conversation. Anthony Edwards says shit like that all the time.'re like, oh is the average is so great I don't know and the Edwards if Anthony Edwards said that 10 years into his career without getting to a conference final I'd probably be like that's crazy. Also. I don't think Anthony Edwards has ever had the type of injuries that you'll and beat his head Yeah, but you do see the difference backing up Joel and beats point. No, no I know I'm saying Anthony Edwards would never say that because he hasn't had those injuries. Yeah, he wouldn't say freak injuries.

You understand that if Anthony Edwards in 10 years time, if he hasn't won anything and he was like, I'm the goat. Don't, you want your guys to have confidence. Every- Yeah, I guess. But he doesn't have confidence. If you're a fan of the team, you should think that your best players- He doesn't though because he's talking, he's gonna get hurt. He's talking about LeBron. He does have confidence in his team

This isn't this isn't You guys this is such bullshit because all you guys ever do is shit on the bronze shit on the bra He's a piece of shit, and then the one time that like it comes against me. You're like oh LeBron like he's the fucking best I can't believe anyone would ever say this about Lebron you might be right I don't even think about it Could have been any teammate it could be anyone on this team well He did say and the other guys on the team have built their reputations off what they have been no You might be right man. He said his teammates are not what they used to be Let me try something different than Max from this article. Okay, we're just hopping around

I think Joel and be just needs to my motto is never tell anyone outside the family where you're thinking again Yeah, keep it in the family. Let me let me let me ask this one He said quote the best cheesesteak is Subway cheesesteak steak is subway cheesesteak Troella and bead is a big Jared He said I don't eat cheese steaks in the in the reporter said you don't eat cheese steaks He said no you want to know the real answer the best cheesesteak is subway cheesesteak Is good troll it's a great troll. Could you imagine Bryce Harper saying something like that max? Yeah, I mean

Beads funny guy. I actually did come come out of this interview Liking him more because he was you know he's been through a lot, and it was like it was good interview I want to make one thing clear. I have nothing against you own bead I like I think he's a funny guy actually you have something against me. No I did I love how mad he makes you Mm-hmm there's certain people out there and certain things are just, I only see them through the lens now of being pressure points on Max's body, where I can press the Joe Humbeed button and get Max worked up about it. I can press the second place button, get you worked up about it.

There's a lot of things. So I appreciate him for that, but I do think he's a good guy. Yeah. And I think he's funny and he's intentionally a troll sometimes. I respect that. Like I could see him posting a black and white steak photo and being like perfect steak. I like this guy. It does sound like he likes subway cheese steak. So he might. Yeah. Um, yeah, I, I, I liked the interview. It was good interview. He's been balling. Not really, but that's fine. It's preseason. Well, I mean it's he will ball. It's preseason

He's calling out. It's all such bullshit that they This is a personal thing what? Why are they playing four hours away from Paris Paris Olympics? Oh cuz you want to go to the game Yeah, I wanted to go to the game four hours away. Have you ever seen how the Olympics work though? Take a train. Oh man. Oh I'll pay for you to go. I can't go. I can't. I'll pay for you to go. Cause imagine if Max got to see Joe and be a good freak injury in fucking France. Where are they playing? I don't know. I just have to pour out. If you saw, that would be the most Max thing ever if he, if he was out for the year with

... Max was watching him in France. You just have to, you wouldn't be able to come back. You'd have to stay there. Yeah, I would choose to stay there. Yeah. You'd look good in a beret. Oh, we should get some, can we get a couple Max, you know, baguettes?

I'll tell you what, the baguettes in France, I can't wait. They are so much better than the shit We eat here. It's insane. You just become I remember I went to France for like 10 days It just became like 2 o'clock would hit like time to eat an entire baguette. I just want to eat bread and cheese Oh, yeah, like I don't want to go to any nice rest. I'm going to water the only thing I just want bread and cheese Something in the water bread cheese. The wine is good. Oh, by the way, the one last thing about the Rogers interview I know we got into the JFK conversation

I wish I had seen the fact that his driver was the one who shot him before that before we interviewed Rogers and obviously we taped that before the Trump we just thing and Joe Biden dropping. Yes, obviously Did you see the video of the driver? Did we watch it? Yeah, but you saw it. You've been converted. I mean, that's just not a real video, but I don't want to talk to you anymore. All right.

Numbers 23, 12, 8, 42, 56. Hank, I'm starting to get that thing where people just DM me strategies of how to get the number and like it's so fucking annoying Because there's no strategy. It's a random number generator No way you're actually know well though. They're thinking about it is a strategy You can just pick the right number which all of us pretty much in this room have done basically 99 21 this feels like a 99 day pretty much in this room have gone. Basically. Basically. 99. 21. This feels like a 99 there.

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