Pardon My Take - Actor Gary Busey, Baker Party Line + Guys on Chicks With Uncle Chaps

Episode Date: October 9, 2019

Monday Night Football was a mess for the Browns and we sort through handshake gate and Baker expectations going forward. (2:56-15:11) Jay Gruden gets fired at 530 am. (15:12-19:48) Baseball playoffs and who has earned their pinstripes. (19:49-26:46) Hot Seat/Cool Throne with a special guest. (26:47-36:50) Actor Gary Busey joins the show to talk about his career, Buseyisms, life lessons and a WHOLE lot more. (39:42-1:14:57) Segments include PR 101 for the NBA, (1:19:20-1:22:03) PMT Sports Biz Minute,(1:22:04-1:23:05) Take Quake for the Penn State letter,(1:23:06-1:27:17) and Guys on Chicks with Uncle Chaps (1:27:18-1:46:18)You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

Hey, pardon my take listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. On today's pardon my take, we have the legend Gary Busey. We go to an alternate reality. He is something else. One of my favorite interviews we've done, I think Bill Walton, actor Bill Walton, but maybe even crazier and saner in the same way, I'm already just doing Busey things.

He has me so twisted that I don't really know how to describe the interview. You're going to feel like you did a drug after listening to the interview. It's awesome. And not a bad one either. A really good one. Yes. It's an awesome interview. We have some Monday night football, clean up some baseball talk, hot seat, cool throne,

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$5 to ASPCA today is Wednesday, October 9th. Do we have a Baker Mayfield problem? Question mark. Yes. The fact that he has not addressed the handshake controversy brought to life by Richard Sherman, I would say his silence speaks volumes. Oh boy. Was that a bad game for the Browns on Monday nights?

They look like they are not ready for prime time as they say just and unfortunately there's a ton of them. They're on prime time a lot. Hope they get ready. I am going to I know Baker is probably taking a lot of heat today and we are the preeminent Baker Mayfield podcast, the support group, the fan group. I'll just say this. I think Baker himself would tell you he needs to play better.

There you go. That's the best way to do it. You're saying he was the first to say he played poorly on Monday night. Baker is his own worst critic. Yeah. It doesn't matter how bad we trash him because he's going to say something about himself. And we welcome that. And you know what?

Even more than that, PFT, we wouldn't as a Baker Mayfield podcast, we wouldn't point the finger at the atrocious offensive line or the fact that Freddie Kitchens looks like he's never seen a playbook in his life. We wouldn't do that. No. It starts and ends at the quarterback position and we're going to get better. Their offensive line did look awful and Freddie Kitchens look worse if we're being honest. Yeah.

No, the whole thing was a disaster. Freddie Kitchens. He looks outcoached. He looks like he's underwater. He looks confused. He looks like he has never seen a blitz in his life. Roscillo's very not creative. Roscillo has a phrase that he uses and I think it applies to Freddie Kitchens.

He's got coordinator face. He's got coordinator bot. He's got coordinator face. He does not look like, I don't know what, maybe he needs to go. Maybe we need to bring back, remember, a queer eye for the straight guy. We need to bring that back, but it's just us making over football coaches that have coordinator face into head football coaches. Yeah.

So with Freddie, how would you start that out to get him to have a head coach face? The mustache might not be a bad idea. May shave his head. Put it on a suit. Visor. Go visor. Go visor with Freddie. Visor shaved head.

Fedora. Yeah. Maybe just put his face in a big bucket of ice for a while, get that thing a little thinner. You know how it works? You know, the Instagram models are pushing the face roller thing now, whatever it is. It's like, I don't even know what it is. They just roll their faces and they're like, look, I'm skinny now.

You know what? Anytime a coach has a sunburn, they look like a head coach to me. Maybe you could just go hang out in the sun, like Mike Shanahan, he always at least appeared to be a head coach. Just get that sucker a little bit more tanned up. It was not a good showing for the Browns offense. The defense still looked pretty good at times. You want to say that?

I think they had like 185 yards rushing on there. You know what I did there? Yeah. At times. At times. Also that 83 yard running play took up most of that. And if the Browns had scored when they were going in, it was about to be a 14-10 game. I was going to say the game's different if they don't drop that catch in the end zone.

Baker put it where it needed to be, but you're right. It doesn't, it's not a great role. Here's, yeah. And the, here's the problem. For the Browns, I wanted to believe in the Browns and I still think that they've got enough talent to be good. But this was always a question was for any kitchens. All right.

So, so it's, well, it's a question of everything because I think the whole team hasn't really proved anything and Baker, you know, is, we love the outspoken guy. We love the guy who talks a lot of shit and, you know, is himself. But when things go poorly, you have to expect the backlash. You have to expect the Nick Bosa doing the flag dance and you have to expect, you know, how turd getting on his show and saying, this all comes to the territory. I don't think it's, I don't think it's unfair for people to pile on Baker right now. He, he doesn't, yeah, no, you know what?

He deserves it. He deserves it right now. That doesn't mean he won't get, you know, back to what he was at the end of last year. But at this very moment, he deserves to be piled on because the Browns talked a lot of shit and they were picked to win a lot of games. And right now it's hard to see it. Now, spin zone for Cleveland. AFC North Stinks.

I don't, I'm not a believer in the Baltimore Ravens. I think this, you know, yeah, we are believers in the Pittsburgh Steelers now because we found out that duck is an AWL. So that's just so everyone knows out there any, any, any athletes who are listening. All you got to do is publicly say you're a fan of ours and we will never say a bad thing until you play poorly on Monday night at football and you would say poor things about yourself. Right.

And then we'll just echo the, you know what, we fucking have Baker's back on this because we're backing up his own statements that he's probably thinking about himself at this point. Right. So, so, uh, the, the Steelers obviously one in four don't look great. The Bengals are a dumpster fire. That's going to be a division that you can win it like what it feels like in week 16 or 17. I love that.

Anything that happens in Southern Ohio, nobody really knows what the fuck's going on because right now all the talk about the shitty teams in the league, it's the dolphins and it's the R words and the Bengals are just coasting by. Oh, I got my eyes on the Bengals. No one's really. I said before the show, I know so little about the team. I don't know who the fuck is on the staff besides Zach Taylor. Even Jeffrey Dahmer could be one of their assistants and I wouldn't know exactly which

would make it even stranger crazier that I wouldn't have found out about that. Like, I don't know anything about what's going on with the Bengals. The Browns, you're right. They still could turn around. It's not over. It's a listen, we overreact so much and I'm not here to overreact. It's just what the Brown season feels like it's going to be. It's going to just be this.

It's going to be the up and down when they win, they win, they win and it looks good. When they beat the Ravens, they beat the Ravens. When they lose, it's ugly when they lost the Titans. That was ugly when they lost to the Niners. That was ugly. So I think that is just if you're a Browns fan and I don't have to tell you what it's going to be like because you know what it's going to be like, but it's it's up and down and at least there's hope.

There's hope and here's the thing. There's also an element that a lot of the bad always feels worse when your team has that much hype. Also the bad feels worse if you lay an egg in prime time. Correct. If this was, if this was hidden in the mess of 10 games that we had on Sunday in the early slot, people would be like, yeah, they'd be questioning the Browns, but it wouldn't be this much of a focus on it.

And let me do an old broadcasting trick here. I think we need to actually give more credit to the 49ers. Yes. The 49ers are a good, good football team. The difference between Kyle Shanahan's offense and Freddie Kitchens was like they were playing to checkers. Totally different games. Yes.

It was like chess and then playing a game when you're like in elementary school. Eat the Play-Doh. Yeah. Where you dare your friend to eat something nasty and then make fun of the bonds back. Freddie Kitchens was finger painting and and Kyle Shanahan was doing the Sistine Chapel. Right. Yes. He was, he was composing music like Mozart.

Right. What I'm getting at is the 49ers offense is a lot of fun to watch our guy, George Kittle hit the ground. He's fucking awesome. One cut and go. It's back baby. It's back. I mean Shanahan offense, whether you're talking about Mike or Kyle, it's just comforting.

It's like a warm blanket. I got something for Kyle though. Put a little bend in your hat, man. Well also maybe don't have a hat with the smallest logo ever. It looked like it was like a JPEG was printed out right before the game started. I feel like they had a pregame preseason meeting with like the merch designers where they presented like these like, oh, Kyle, we know you're like a cool guy and they presented all these like cool different alterations to the 49ers logo.

This is the 49ers logo, but it's like a surfer style. Yeah. 49ers logo, but it's super tiny and no one knows it's like derelict. And this is. It was minimalist. Yes. Yeah. That's what it was.

It was like, you have to really search for the logo and the giant flat brim looked like he was an apostasy of a BMX bicyclist. Oh, they should do a minimalist hat with TJ Lavin. Yeah. Where it's like a Mario coin. It's just a gold coin for the gold rush. I like that. That's good.

We should do deconstructed logos. We should also talk about the handshake gate. Yeah. What happened after the fact this morning, Richard Sherman publicly accused Baker of not shaking his hand at the pregame coin toss, which is important. We should add because Baker famously Kansas didn't shake his hand and then he had to both fuck them on the field and off the field by grabbing his penis. Yes.

Yes. So he allegedly did not shake hands with Richard Sherman. Then we were treated to like nine different camera angles of the handshake actually happening. Way too much. And then Richard Sherman was like, no, I was talking about after the coin toss because he didn't shake my hand a second time. After what he did. No, the first time there were two handshakes.

There was one that happened before the coin toss and then afterwards one of the Browns captains shook hands with somebody else on the 49ers. But Baker left before that second. It's Schrodinger's Dap. It was like, I'm going to, I did, I both dapped you and didn't dap you at the same time. This is so stupid. This is the Baker Mayfield look, like I said, when it's bad, it's going to look worse because of all the shit that was talked.

Yes. And I'm not giving up on Baker. I don't want you to give up on Baker if you're listening to this in your Browns fan. People will give up on Baker and that's fine because this is the fun narrative to have right now. I understand it. Listen, if Baker Mayfield didn't come on our podcast, we admit our bias. We'd probably be clowning.

Actually, I would. Cause I always liked Baker. Yeah. I don't think I'd be clowning him, but I would be saying all the same stuff about him. Not thinking I was just having his back by saying, right, right. And he probably doesn't even listen and he doesn't really care. But I, more than anything, I'm saying this because I do think the overreaction to Baker sucking is a little severe.

If he had an offensive line and a competent head coach, I think he would look a little different, but he does have to play better. We'll put it this way. He, he stinks, but he doesn't suck yet. But he could still get back. There are people who are saying he sucks. He doesn't suck. He stinks right now.

Yeah. He stinks right now. He stinks right now. Yes. If he puts together like four more games of this, then we start to use the S word. But until then we'll say that he stinks. Yeah. Okay.

Fair. I feel like negative two fantasy points is, you know what, no one gives a shit about fantasy football. No one cares. Hank, name one person here that gives a shit about scoring a fantasy football. Not me. Not me. I care about one, one score only.

And that's what happens on the game. I settled my business on Sunday. On the field. Yeah. I'm just saying you got to score. I mean, you got to be a zero to be like bad. Once you get in the negatives, that's sucky territory. We don't say the S word.

He stinks. He stinks. No. That, that's what I'm saying. Mitch is really good. Yeah. Mitch is awesome. Yeah.

That's good. I just asked you that could have gone very badly for me. I know that every single week. Our friend Booger has been getting a lot of crap for his performance in the booth. I like Booger. Who? Who? McFarland.

Who is giving him crap? You know more than one Booger? No. Who's giving him crap? Just the internet in general. I didn't see that. Oh yeah. Yeah.

The internet is not happy with Booger. It's too deep. No. If you just, if you just name search Booger McFarland, he's getting a lot of shit right now. But I like, I like the way that he reminds me that different lines on the field are analogous to having a 12th player. So he was saying like the sideline is your 12th player.

The back of the end zone, that's your 12th defender right there. Freddie Kitchen's not being able to run an offense. That's your 12th tackler right there. Yeah. People are giving Booger shit? Yeah. I mean, I don't think Booger's like reinventing a wheel. Booger is comforting.

He's like a bowl of chicken soup. He's not going to enlighten you with anything, but he just, he sounds like football. He's no Tony Romo. I haven't, I haven't like heard Tony Romo this year. Is he playing too much golf? No. I feel like he's not been on a late Saturday, Sunday afternoon game yet, right? The prime.

No, he was on, he was on the Chargers Broncos last week. He was, but that wasn't, that was Packers Cowboys. So I'm actually good with Tony Romo right now. Like I'm at the right level of Tony Romo. I actually want to hear him this year because it has been so long. It feels like they've stepped back and it, because remember when he first came and it was just Thursday and Sunday. Yeah.

Oh, that's it. Okay. Thank you, Hank. All right. If you want to watch Barstool goal or Barstool or sorry, pardon my take, go to barstoolgold.com slash PMT. We're doing it right now. Live high.

What's up? What's up? What's up? Before, yeah. We got to talk about J Gruden. Yeah. Fire at 5.30 a.m. Fire.

Yeah. What an insane move. First of all, for Dan Snyder to call a meeting at five o'clock on a Monday morning. Is that insane? Well, he's insane. So then everything he does is saying he was definitely still up. Yeah. He did not go to sleep.

If you know what I'm talking about, why didn't he just, why did J Gruden just say, why did he pick up his phone? Why would anybody ever go into a five o'clock meeting ever? For any reason? Maybe he's just there because he's a football fan. Whatever. Yeah. I said in my blog that I wrote yesterday, there are two things that can happen in that

meeting. One is you get fired, which sucks. Two is you're in the office at 5 a.m. and you're not fired, which is worse, I think. Yeah. Then you have a whole rest of the day. That's the worst is when you get into work early for any purpose and you get your job done and then you have to wait three more hours for somebody else to come in the office so you can continue working.

But he just went home. Well, yeah. Then he just went home afterwards and he's probably loaded somewhere, just having the time of his life. Why are you saying that, man? Just because of those videos? J Gruden? Yeah.

No, because that's what I would be doing. Yeah, he's just hanging out. I mean, he's not drinking. I actually, the first day, I would pretend that I still had a job. I wouldn't tell my wife that I was fired yet if I was J and I'd like pack my suitcase and put on a suit like I was going into work. Because that's definitely what he wanted to work. I'd go to the library and hang out for a while.

She'd be like, why are you wearing a suit? Yeah. Do you think I'm going to work? Honey, you know this. It's Tuesday. But now we have the most dangerous apex predator in all of the animal kingdom out for blood and that's Dan Snyder looking for a new head coach. And Leroy reported earlier today that Dan Snyder's plane was in Pittsburgh at the private

airport with photo evidence. I'm 75% confident in that scoop. Isn't that tampering? No, because so he can trade. He's trying to trade for Mike Tomlin. And if you trade for a head coach, which is, I think that's the most excitement that there can possibly be in the NFL with trades, is the very rare head coaching trade. Why would the fuck would Mike Tomlin want to go there?

Oh, he wouldn't. But he could be traded because he's on a contract. But I feel like the Steelers wouldn't do that to him. Well, a couple of things. He worked. Any time you're putting together the pieces on a head coaching search, you always have to be like, oh, he worked with this guy back in the day and this is where he's from. Yeah.

So it checks two boxes because he worked with Bruce Allen when Bruce Allen was working in Tampa Bay. He was an assistant coach down there. And then he also went to school at William and Mary, which is like two hours away. And he grew up in Virginia, a part of Virginia that now roots for the Panthers, but they used to root for the R words. Got it. So yeah, he's definitely going. So definitely going to be there.

Yeah, it's a whole shit show. I don't know. And this also wouldn't you say it's a little premature for the Redskins, because this is the last pop the Redskins will get all year like firing. Jay Gruden was the last time they'll be significant in the news. I think you you're underestimating Dan Snyder and his ability to up to the point where it's newsworthy, but that's your big. That's your big haza.

Like we got the Monday morning story, you know what I mean? Yeah, because they weren't going to get it for any wins or anything. So this I feel like if you were Dan Snyder, just save that. So you have something to look forward to. I think he's going to drag this thing out. And then Callahan's probably going to win a couple of games. Callahan, by the way, fun fact of the day, who he took over for John and Jay. Now took over for John in Oakland, went to the Superbowl, lost to John when he was in

Tampa Bay. This is a serial Gruden cuckoo. Yes, he just goes in after the Gruden. So look out if Callahan becomes the permanent head coach for the Redskins, then whoever Jay Gruden goes to, they'll meet in the Superbowl next year. OK, yeah, I like that. It took you a second. It took my brain a second to get there.

Yes. OK. All right, so lock it in. Our words are going to the Superbowl next year. Yes, exactly. That's all I took away from that conversation. But you're right. If you're Mike Tomlin, what would you offer the Steelers to be able to trade a head coach? Nothing, because it's the dumb.

Well, I guess the Redskins have to trade for a head coach because no, they will not get a real head coach. They need somebody who's locked up under contract that they can't break. They'll get they need a hostage to write because they'll only if they go to just the free agent market for head coaches, they will only get a head coach that is some young guy who's like, you know what? I'm probably never going to be head coach material. So I'm just going to take this one and just cash the check.

And then I'll just go back to being a coordinator when I suck. Yep. That's that's exactly where you're going to know what? No smart guy who's like, I'm destined to be a head coach would take this job knowing how bad it is. No smart guy would. But would Greg Shiano Greg Shiano is going to take back Rutgers, man. Oh, that's right. Yeah. Leading them to problem. Nunzeo Campanelli.

Is he's a bridge? Yes, he's a bridge. All right, let's talk a little baseball. So we got Nats Dodgers game five on Wednesday. Natitude is back. Yeah. That's an eight time. We had the twins need to just stop.

I feel bad for them. It's I really do. They have lost. Was it 15 straight postseason games? All of Minnesota is like they're borderline the most cursed. I've said that. I've said that they are low key. The saddest sports city when you actually like people always go to Cleveland or Buffalo.

It's Atlanta and Minnesota have that under the radar because they have all four. Yes, four major teams. And they had they had Kevin Garnett in his prime. They had one of the best teams of all time. And this sounds really mean to just say this a lot. One of the best teams of all time to not win a Super Bowl with the Randy Moss, Chris Carter and Dante Colpepper. Or no, it was that was it.

It wasn't Dante yet, but it was ready. Was where Warren Moot. No, no, no, no, no, no, coming coming. Ham, they lost to Atlanta in the championship game. Battle the Anderson kickers 15 and one. They had their own four in the Super Bowl. They did have Kirby Puckett in the early 90s. But yeah, it's and then they got their hockey team stolen, their state of hockey.

That's right. They lost a hockey team in the state of hockey. They lost a hockey team to Texas. Yes, in the state of hockey. That's awful. So, yes, I feel bad for for all Minnesota fans. It sucks. If you can be underrated, Lee Shitty, they are.

They're Minnesota cursed. Oh, for what they are. They're passive aggressively doomed as a state. Oh, don't forget the fact that is really piling on that they're the rival who beat them all the time in Brett Favre came to the Vikings, took him to the NFC championship game. We got kicked out of them. And Adrian Peterson fumbled because he ate the French fries beforehand.

Also Blair Walsh. Blair Walsh. The list is let's stop doing this because this is it's making. So 15 straight postseason games and 12 of them to the Yankees. This is all I'm going to say for Minnesota. And I hope this happens. I hope that the sports gods in some, you know, active kindness at some point in history lets this reverse. And you win a World Series by beating the Yankees in like a thrilling

ALCS or you beat the Yankees like six years in a row. Because really, when you're that down, all you have to look forward to is some ridiculous reversal of fortune on everything. Maybe if it's got to be post Kirk Cousins, but I would like to see the Vikings when Super Bowl with Kirk Cousins with Kirk Cousins as not as a quarterback, as a coach, as a holder, as a coach, as a holder, as it's making 90 million dollars guaranteed.

I have given I'm I'm making it my duty to give out pinstripes as the Yankees go along in these playoffs. So just an update. I gave pinstripes to DJ LeMahieu on Friday night. I didn't watch Saturday because there was football on. And then Monday, I'm giving it to Glaber Taurus. OK, so that's who's got their pinstripes so far. Is that those are the only two to earn them this postseason?

Yep. How can you give pinstripes to somebody in a postseason series against the twins, though, as Yankees to quote Chris Rock? Listen, don't what you want. What you want to cookie. Don't yell. Is that what you're supposed to do? Good job, not going all the way there. Yeah. Don't don't debate me on my pinstripe. It's so great because actual Yankee fans are starting to debate me

on my pinstripes, giving out. They're like, dude, Glaber had his pinstripes like months ago. I was like, listen, man, I don't give pinstripes for regular season wins. That's the stripes in your book. Yeah. Right. Your personal pinch to go back to Queer Eye for the streak. Right. You're the Queer Eye that's handing out pinstripes. You're like, Hey, horizontal stripes look very slow. What about what about Rudy Giuliani?

Does he have his pinstripes? No, they've been taken away. What about his horizontal ones? Oh, Chris Christie's. Oh, there you go. Chris Christie. Yeah, he's definitely Yankees fan. I was saying because I was thinking Cowboys, but of course the Yankees. Yes, because he's a Cowboys fan. OK, so and then let's see Yachty is whatever.

Yachty was throwing bats. He was throwing bats. He was doing throw that. I will say for the Cardinals Braves series, I love when playoff series get contentious and guys truly hate each other. I guess Acunha did the throat slash after game three. Love it. Yachty did it back to him throwing bats. I mean, Yachty is the like the he is just everything about the Cardinals,

like dark magic that they have in the playoffs. There were some takes out there about Acunha saying that he's ruining baseball because well, his own fucking teammates called him out because he he hotdogged it. And it's hey, if there's a time to hotdog, it's not in the playoffs. So that will be a fun game five. That'll be really fun. Yeah. How about the net? Chop is back. You want to talk about the net?

Yeah, yeah, because we got Strasburg on the bump tonight. And he I'm very, very confident. Strasburg, the Nationals probably would have won a World Series. I'm actually retroactively handing them nice 2012 World Series, where they shut Strasburg down in mid September. So they got one under the belt, but he's an awesome postseason pitcher. Are you not worried about Walker Bueller being equally, if not more awesome? Walker Bueller. No, not at all. OK.

Yes. Not at all. He's taking that a little lightly. He's not Strasburg. I think you're. I like our chances a little bit lightly there, buddy. Listen, the Nats are a better team without Bryce Harper. Yes. That's a fact. It is a fact. But well, no, it's not until they win a real series. Well, they did. No. A real one. They won their first real series in all time.

If they win this series, I will 100 percent buy into that take, but they have to win a real series. I just want to say with Soto, I fucking love Juan Soto when he doesn't swing his bat when he takes a pitch and he does the shuffle stairs of the pitcher and grabs his nuts. Yes, it's the best. He's got swag. It's the best take in the business. Yes, he's got swag. So oh, by the way, did you see the

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Hey, Hugh. Hi, I'm Coach Hugh Jackson here on Pardon, my take. Let's do some hot seat, cool throne. First up, Hank, let's go. Thanks, Hugh. Oh, that was crazy. Yeah. Hugh Jackson just walked in the studio. Just walked right out. He just walked in.

Mike Silver's walking out behind him, holding his jackstrap. That wasn't a service that you can pay people to make messages on at all. Anyway, my hot seat is WWE. Why? OK. On Sunday, they had. Careful what you say next. They had a pay-per-view and they, I guess they built up this guy, the fiend. They built it up. Hugh, something new, something different.

The fans really liked them. They were getting behind them. They were building them up to have this big match. And then in the pay-per-view on Sunday, they just had him lose very quickly. Fans were very upset. They started booing when the thing ended. They were just like going nuts, throwing shit, and people are very upset. WWE fans are very upset.

Isn't that good, though? Good for business to have the fans so engaged. Yeah, but you want to build it up more. You got to really make us earn that nut. They, their fans are basically, we want something new. We want something different. And they basically just did. They, it looked like they were doing something new, something different.

And they kind of just reverted to the same old way. It was like, it's like doing Sting's Tantric sex where you edge, but then like four seconds and you're like, oh, whoops, Fiend lost. OK. And then my cool throne is one is Benson, his jumper, because he can barely shoot now. He can. Yeah. No. Yeah. Against in a real. Cheers. I've seen a few.

I mean, there's been a few pre off-season videos, but I just saw one. And he has his first pre-season game tonight. So we'll see if he hits one. Do you guys think he'll hit one in his first game tonight? A three pointer? Yeah, I don't think so. I think yes. I think he will just because he'll probably try to attempt like seven. Wait, is he in China?

No. OK. Then say the C word. OK. He's on C word. No. OK. Then no. And then my other cool throne is the next. Wait, what would be if he wasn't? If he's in China, the NBA wants to really put on a show.

Got it. Give them their money's worth. I see your logic. Yes. The Knicks. Kevin DeRay was on a I don't even know where he was on. He wasn't on this podcast. Come on the fucking podcast, Kevin. But he was talking shit about the Knicks saying that's not where anyone wants to be. Marcus Morris was on the team and he basically like he's bringing the old Knicks back.

He was like, swung a ball at a guy's head last night. He says we're going to bring the old Knicks back. And so I just feel like it's one of those things where so many people are shitting on the Knicks constantly that they they're going to have to turn around. Unless they're like the Redskins where it's like they're never turning around ever. Guess what? Do they have a little bit of a common denominator here? I'm fucking shit head over.

I'm sick of people hating on James Dolan. You can't be a James Dolan fan. I think also a Dan Snyder anti-fan. There needs to be. There's a big key. Those don't work. Big hat. There needs to be. There's a hole in the marketplace right now. Nobody has branded themselves as a James Dolan defender.

Well, I'm going to say. James Dolan's son. Have you seen what are they called? I think it's disgusting how they. Everything's always James Dolan's fault. I'm here to tell you nobody wants to win more than James Dolan. What's James Dolan's son's name? Deuce.

No, but he's a bodybuilder. James L. Dolan is it? Oh, his son is James L. Dolan. He's a bodybuilder and he's like everyone has been talking about how he he can lift a million pounds over his head. I think his band's not that bad. Don't James. You know what? All I really want to do.

I just want to play guitar in the straight shot. Yeah, I know this is a straight shot. You can't be. You can't support this guy. But I'm saying there's a big gap. Nobody in the world is supporting James Dolan right now. Like I said, and so he would fall in love with anybody that did. There's got to be.

He's got to have some family member that still likes him. His dog, the dog, the family dog still likes James Dolan. That's for sure. I still like you. Also, Kutron is us. We had 100 NBA scouts in our practice the other day. Oh, yes, that's true. Not a big deal. All right, PFC, what do you got?

My hot seat is Zion. What's my hot seat is that? Oh, what? I'll tell you why, because they measured him and he's actually only six foot six. So did you see the highlights of his first day? He's trying about your side. I don't think that he's going to be able to dunk anymore.

Yeah, he lost all of explosiveness. Yeah, it's sad. But I guess the shoes are juiced now. Quinton, Dolan, Quinton, Dolan, Q Dolan, Q Dolan. Yeah, Quinton, Dolan, he's a fucking big weightlifter. All right, sorry, go ahead. Well, I was just saying, Zion's on the hot seat because I don't think he's going to be able

to be an explosive dunker anymore now that he measured in at six, six. His NBA, his first preceding highlight. So looked somehow like it was like he's in high school. Always not going to be able to do this against D1 competition. Always going to NBA. It's not going to be able to do this against NBA competition. He was doing the same shit, just dunking all over the place.

Yeah, it looks like he's going to do the same. It looks. Hey, I think, guys, I think he can dunk. Still, even though he's only six, six. Yes, I think what Hank just found out is, and I agree with you, Hank, I think, I think Zion can dunk. But you would think with NBA. No, I know what you're saying. I know what you're saying, but I think we're going to get to that point.

We'll be like, wait, I think Zion's just really good at dunking. My other hot seat is Oakland. OK, so the A's are saying that they are going to consider moving to Las Vegas as well, following the Raiders. Could you imagine how hot those games are going to be? Maybe maybe we'll get the baseball field on the football field again. Yes, good. God, that would be so great. The Raiders would be so mad.

Just dirt, dirt follows the Raiders wherever they go. Yes. My cool throne. Well, my cool throne was going to be not signing with the Knicks because Kevin Durant made that whole thing. Was that on a radio show? Yeah. Who listens to the radio anymore for all? For all our younger listeners out there, that's a podcast that's broadcast live where that your dad hears tune in Sirius eighty five

eleven to one to hear PFT show my show. Yeah. So that was my only cool. That's satellite. That's that's satellite. That's true. Oh, good point. My other cool throne is Mike Tomlin quotes. Yeah. So I've got I'm going to do the thing again where I have two fake Mike Tomlin quotes in one real one. You tell me which one's real. OK. Ready.

We had red paint and so we painted our barn red on that one. Now maybe yellow. Oh, he added a ring. You want me to say it again? Yeah. We had red paint, so we painted our barn red. Now maybe yellow. OK. We're a one in four football team, but it doesn't have to stay that way. OK, I'm not here to respond to speculation about other football teams. If you have a question about the charges, we'll embrace that together.

First one is the real one is the fake one. First one is the real one. Oh, the real one. That's a real one. So he's done that one. He added. He went back. So now so now that they don't have been Rothesburger anymore, now that they don't have Mason Rudolph, the red barn rain. Got it. Now duck is the yellow one. I like that. So it's a yellow duck. I like that little callback joke by Mike Tomlin.

OK, my hot seat is this league, this league people on Twitter because Instagram's updating so that you can't see the activity the same way. Is that right? So what is what are all the NBA writers going to do? Half of their content is someone follows someone or someone like someone or someone responds to someone on Instagram. That's a great point. I mean, what's what are they going to do? This is this is like if you are someone who's sitting there and you work at, I don't want to say the name of the companies,

but if you work at a certain company and you see this, you better start getting your resume ready because your content has been stolen by Instagram. I think you have to just you have to do it yourself. The old fashioned way, some shoe leather journalism and just make a spreadsheet of who everybody follows at all times. And then cross reference that like five times a day. Got it. OK, that's someone's going to do it.

Someone absolutely will do it because there's a hole in the market. But that's a big hit on this league. And then my cool throne is Gronk because he's back. And all of a sudden, Gronk is a great speaker of English. So he released a statement. He said, I'm extremely excited to be joining Fox Sports for the past 25 years. They've offered viewers top notch NFL programming from the field to the booth to the studio.

Their deep talent roster is unmatched, which was important for me as I embark on this new chapter in my life because I'll be able to learn from the best in the business. That's Rob Gronkowski and his statement. He wrote that. He said it. He said it. He said it. And then wrote it. Somebody else wrote it down. And then he he wrote it after he rewrote it.

I want to see Rob Gronkowski and Terry Bradshaw playing chess. Who the hell thought that this would be like a segment of a statement they could throw out there? How about them just wrestling? Just having them go at it. What do we think Bradshaw would just get broken in half? Gronk weak. So I assume he's going to start this week

because they wouldn't have made the announcement. So over under week nine, he makes a 69 joke on set under under. Because he's talks about on this show that he knows it's like run its course. But the people at Fox News will be like, oh, we got Gronk. Let's throw some hilarious 69 jokes away. He's going on Fox. Now, Fox is whatever Fox.

Yeah, that would be Gronkowski and Hannity. Yeah, that OK. That would be something to the needle. But yeah, you're right, Hank. You're right. He's they're going to lay one up for him and he's going to have no choice and he has to make it right. He's going to be like Michael Scott with that. That's what she said.

He's just going to sit there and his brain's going to freeze like 69. He also has a whole new audience. Like, I'm assuming he hasn't spent a lot of time with the Fox crew. So now he gets around them and it's just like, hey, guys, you heard this one about what's in between 68 and 70. That's going to be his icebreaker for sure. What is it? What is the old thing you did? Roger, Roger Goudel.

What do you guys think about Roger Goudel? Fucking love drunk. That's going to be awesome. I don't know how they're going to use him. I hope they use him in the right way. I hope they don't put a suit on him and make him be like a stuffy, you know, analyst. I hope they just let Gronk be. Do you think they're going to use him as the Rob Riggle, the funny guy? I don't agree. Not the Rob Riggle, the Cooper Manning.

Yes, Cooper Manning. They should just have him just beating the shit out of him. I added that would be that would be worth the money. And then some. OK, let's get to our interview. Gary Busey. It's an all timer. I'll throw it out there. It's an all time part of my take interview. He's something else. We actually.

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He is a Hollywood star for decades upon decades. He's in studio. He's written books. He has his Busey isms. I I'm very excited for this interview because you are like I was saying beforehand in two of my favorite movies, Point Break. And Rookie of the Year and we will get into all of that.

But it's just great to have you. It's great. I mean, you are exactly as advertised even walking in here. Well, I would like to thank you for giving me the honor and the privilege of coming on your show to speak about what we are going to speak about, right? So which is what? What are? Which is what? Yeah, we're already planning on speaking about it or whatever.

Did you just get here? I did, yeah, just I just arrived this very second. Here's your imagination, but don't let it get out of control. I can't make any promises, but I am also a very big fan of yours. Predator 2 was a great film. The Buddy Holly story under siege under siege. We could list them all.

The list goes on Black Sheep. What? Under siege. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What was it like to work with Steven Segal? Well, it was different. It was different. Yeah. It's just different. I've done. I'm not bragging. I've done over a hundred and sixty five projects in film,

television and miniseries, and each one is a different galaxy. Each one is a different phenomenon. Each one is a different American blessing. So I take on the work I've been given to do with that kind of attitude. And if you don't have anything nice to say about anybody, don't say it because it hurts you more than it does the person you think you're hurting. Be kind, be courageous,

be accepting with respect out of all these movies that we list. And then there, you know, there are so many others. Which one is the one that you look back on and you take the most pride in? Wow. That would be the Buddy Holly story because two months after I finished the movie, I saw it and I realized. And I know in my faith and my belief,

Buddy Holly Spirit was singing through me. I was the messenger in tribute and honor. Charles Hardin Holly lived in Lubbock, Texas, in the Panhandle of Texas. And the ground is very flat in that part of Texas. And you know what's good about living in a town where the ground is flat around you? You can watch your dog run away for two weeks. That's. I never thought of it that way.

I come to lose a dog. He just keeps running. Oh, yeah, he doesn't stop for two weeks straight. So you were, you were born in that area. You were born in Texas and lived in Oklahoma. I was born in Goose Creek, Texas, 1150 a.m. June 29th, 1944. And the Lillidoo Cospet delivered by the grandson of Pauline Bill,

who is an Indian scout. My father was in the South Pacific fighting World War Two as a CB. CB can do. So so you were born in the middle of World War Two. Not the middle or towards the end. Yeah, towards the end. But you know, in the middle, between the middle and the end. Yeah, we're somewhere between the middle and the end.

Yeah, yeah, maybe during the third quarter of World War Two. Third quarter, like me, two minutes left in the third or fourth. I think once we hit Normandy, we put our fours up. Yeah, OK. Yeah. So yeah, yeah, you could say, yeah, like 14 minutes left in the fourth. You know, I love you guys and your imagination because even though your imagination is out of control, it's very good. It's incredible.

Thank you. So you started in music, not acting, right? You started as a drummer and you were trying to you had a band before you decided to become an actor. Is that correct? Well, it's partially correct because music and acting are the same thing. Yeah, I used to get Quaker Oats, cylinders that were empty and Folgers coughed cans and 10 cups

and get pencils and play like I was playing drums in the living room in the first grade. And my mother would get out of bed and say, stop playing those drums. Kick them all. You could swear on this. Fuck. No, no. Motherfuck. She said, oh, that wasn't your mom. Drums. Your mom would beep it. OK. Got what I'm about to be here. This is what she said.

So you said that acting and music is the same thing. What do you mean by that? Well, music is a beautiful thing. Everyone carries in their heart and their soul and their spirit. Music. Acting is the absence of acting. It's believing in the truth of the moment you're creating at that time with your heart without thinking. Absence is the or actually the absence of acting.

It's believing in the truth of the moment you're creating at that instant without thinking. So the best actors are really not acting at all. No, God, how can they? I flew back from Tahiti to LAX and my seat partner was Marlon Randall. He said, Gary, you have to remember that life is just a rehearsal. Just make it up as you go without thinking and you'll be fine. That's pretty good.

Oh, boy. Yeah. Have you ever met anybody that doesn't like music, though? There are a few people that I've run into that just don't like music, and I don't really trust them. Oh, you don't trust people who don't like me? If you say I don't like music as a blanket statement to me, that's a red flag. It's kind of a strange thing to say, right? You've got to look at what they're not aware of and give them a prayer

of understanding the beauty of the music they carry in their heart because we all do carry music in our heart. We sing to ourselves. We sing the songs we hear on the radio and it makes you feel good. Singing a song on the radio, you're in the car driving. You feel like a star. But let me tell you what the definition of a star is. The star is nothing but a self-contained mass of gas way up in the sky.

And they come in at night and when they twinkle at you, they're saying, I love you. Lovely. Neil deGrasse, you're right there. Yes, I like that. That's. Finally, you like something I said. Oh, I like everything you're saying. Yeah, I think I did. Can we can we talk about your your motorcycle accident and the fact that you died for two hours?

You were dead for two hours, correct? Did you go to heaven? Did you do you know what heaven looks like? I know what it feels like because I have been in the spiritual zone and the supernatural surrounded by angels. And my essence was about. Twelve inches long and about a quarter of an inch wide. And that is your soul and your soul is housed in the column of your spine.

So I went off Hardy Davidson, going 40 miles an hour of that a helmet, hit my head first into a curb in my pelvis head, split my skull on the right side, knocked a hole in as big as a 50 cent piece. They took bones out of my pelvis to fill the hole. I got a dent there as like playing golf on the wrong course. You know, poor golf ball hit me anyway. It was a beautiful experience of understanding

something that I wouldn't have understood without having the accident. So I thought, hey, I'm going to do something about this. So into Washington, I remember John McCain, I bless you, John McCain, Bill First, Orrin Hatch, Ted Kennedy and talked to them about what happened to my head. And I said, we have to create something. And so I signed a piece of paper and that was the applicant statement to create the Dramatic Brain Injury Act that President Clinton signed in 1996.

So the motorcycle accident gave me a gift to help save others and wear your helmet. Yeah, that's fantastic. I've heard some people, they go through an experience like that. Obviously, every day is a gift after that, after you come back from an experience where you you come so close to death. Or in your case, you you feel heaven. Was there anything that you when you when you came back to when you started

going through your rehabilitation process, was there any skill or anything that you were able to do after the accident that you weren't able to do before the accident? Everything was different in the way I saw life and the way I felt it. And you know what a deja vu is? A deja vu is when your mind picks up something before your brain does. Then when your brain picks it up, it's like, I've been here before. This has happened before. I had what's called what I call VUJA days.

And that's something I saw that I'd known I'd seen before, but it was like the first time I was seeing it. A brand new opening to a brand new way of life. Thank God for the accident. And I went and we did the Dramatic Brain Injury Act. Now I'm working on making the helmet law mandatory in every state in the union because that computer that sits on our neck controls our whole corporate body being emotionally, mentally, spiritually and physically

without the computer. What are you going to do? Yeah, yeah. Nothing. Absolutely. Absolutely. In in talking about all your roles in all the movies you've been in, what is the one or two that you always look back and you're like, man,

that was the one that I really nailed or I had the most fun doing that one. Well, the one, the ones I've had the most fun with are all of them. But the ones I didn't nail, I didn't, I didn't nail them. They nailed me. And that was Buddy Holly. There's a movie that I did in England with Nick Rogue. And that went to the competition in the Cannes Film Festival in France. Letha Weapon, Star is Born, Under Siege.

Point Break, 1991. Yeah. So when you, when you did that movie where you like, this is, this is going to be awesome. This is going to be a cult classic because it is a point break is a cult classic in my mind where people, you know, you see it and you've even seen it go to, I think people are doing it on stage now, which is almost the true sign of a cult classic.

They bring it out on stage. They have a point break to people talk about it. It's one of those movies. If you're watching on TV and you see it on, I would say it's a classic. If you see it on, I watch the whole thing, no matter what, don't get off my seat. Well, it was a magical movie. And at the end of the movie, Patrick Swayze, God bless you, Patrick Swayze.

Yes. We're sent, we're both from Harris County in Texas. He's Houston. I'm Goose Creek. He wouldn't let me alone. He said, you got to go skydiving with me. You'll be perfectly safe. You jump out of a perfectly good airplane at 13,000 feet and you'll face fear

and apprehension like you haven't faced before, but you got to shoot and you open up, shoot, it opens up and you guide yourself down. Wouldn't let me go. Every time I turn right back. Okay, we're going to go to skydiving, stop. Finally, shut him up. I said to give him a word of honor. I'll go.

And when you're from Texas and do that to meet, you're going. I picked him up before I am, went to six hours of ground school, jumped out of a perfectly good airplane at 13,000 feet, fell at 124 miles an hour, fell 9,000 feet in 55 seconds, opened my shoot and floated down championship with Patrick Swayze. Yeah, that's pretty cool. That's pretty damn cool. Yeah, he's a, he's a soul. My brother, my, yeah.

At the end of that movie, that's the train. Yeah. Is that an earthquake? That might be Patrick Swayze. There's a train that goes right underneath the studio. We built our recording studio on top of a train station. Really stupid. That's so you can jump out of the walk.

When doesn't hit the train, right? Right. Yeah, really, really dumb. I'll catch that train right now. Yeah, right. Exactly. Exactly. You guys are smarter than you look.

No, we're not. We're much dumb. I appreciate that. I appreciate that. Yeah. No, it's such an honor to be here with you. It's such an honor to be on your show with you. You're both beautiful souls and wonderful people.

You've got the greatness of love and consideration in your heart to talk about what we're talking about and why I'm here to talk. It's about a play I'm doing called Only Human. Yes, St. Clemens Theatre. Only human has four characters. The boss, which is God. That's me.

Mary Magdalene, Kim. Lucifer, Ocosquilante and Jay. OK, who is Evan Malpy? Evan Malpy. Is that Jesus, Jay? Yeah, let's say Jesus, Jay. Yeah, OK, OK, it is a funny musical, but it has the spirit that will come to you softly and funny like and you will go in there.

I'm not acting. I'm believing right. There's no acting required here. Is there any difference between acting on stage and an acting in front of a camera, whether it's TV or a movie, what different, you know, how do you approach those two different styles and in separate ways? Well, I had a good miracle happen to me. I studied camera technique and film where it was meant to James Best.

God bless James Best. And they were saving Jesus Christ. He's gone, but not really for me. And he taught us how to work on the set. And this, you're talking like this to reach the back row so they can hear you. Well, movies got a mic. You're going, hey, I want to talk to you about something that's important to you, they hear you and it's soft.

It's slow. It's moving when you're in a closeup on a screen. Your face is 12 feet wide. So the work, the thing you don't want to do is do this. Rub your lips because your finger comes across your fingers eight feet long and goes across your mouth. And you're missing the point of the actor's dialogue. It's fine.

It's great. It's all the same, but yet it's not. And that's the great thing about life. Life, L.I.F.E. stands for living in forever eternity. It's not ever over. We've got to get to the Busey isms in a minute. You have the book here too. But I wanted to ask you a question about James Best.

No, okay. Uh, I, I actually listened to, uh, some, some other interviews you did before this one and you told a story about your first job and the, and what James Best told you to make sure you do on your first job. And I thought it was a really good life lesson for most people. Can you tell that story about how you basically walked around and said, Hey, okay, okay, don't tell it. I won't tell it.

So go. Yeah. He said the first day when you're going to set, walk around with the head of every department, camera, grips, props, electricity, sound, and tell him, I'm really excited to be here. It's my first day of working. And if there's anything I can do for you, let me know. I had one day of work with no dialogue.

I ended up with three days of work with seven lines just because I paid attention to the other person's feelings before thinking about me and my faults. Don't think about your faults when you're doing art or the art won't come through in you. Art is only the search. It's not the final form. It is unlimited.

And it's beautiful. And Jimmy put me in a great place to step into the career, climbing a ladder. I already knew how to climb. I love that story just because it's a great lesson to everyone. Like, Hey, when you have your first break, when you get your first chance, don't just take the chance, go beyond that. And what you do, you're not taking the chance. You're giving your chance to others to let them know you're so proud of them

being with you because without you, I wouldn't be able to do what I'm going to do. It's almost like a karma thing. The more the more positive energy, the more the karma, the more, the more you're willing to help somebody else karma, the more they're going to look for you to be the first person to give help to. Yeah, that's right. When you tell them, I'll do anything to help you. Hey, let's help this dude.

You know, God, I really, they've never had that said to them. That's what they told me. The one who's ever come up and told us, whatever I can do for you, let me know. Right. And that's giving love because they're behind the scenes people and they don't usually get that from the behind the scenes people doesn't mean they're behind the scenes. That means what they do behind the scenes is in the scene, on the scene, and

you can see it, feel it, hear it and love it. Yeah, Hank, that's true. That's our producer right there. Hank will do whatever you need. Hey, except for being on your fantasy football podcast, because we didn't get that's Hank, we didn't get team of the week one week. What kind of hat is that? It's a bar in Louisiana, Baton Rouge.

Hey, good luck. And tiger. Yeah. It's one of the best bars of all time. Do you know what bar stands for or B.A.R. Buy another round. You all right. Let's talk about Busey isms.

So your book, praise for Busey isms. Yeah. Okay. I love Busey ism to explain how Busey ism started. Well, I was writing a journal. I've been betrayed to my heart and I was writing about what happened to me. And I was, I realized, hey, this is the past. Where am I now?

Now. Okay. Now in O.W. That stands for no other way. The first Busey ism I wrote, I was recovering from a traumatic brain injury and the hospital, the doctors put me in a smock, gave me a clipboard to take me on rounds so I'd feel like they told me I was going to be playing the doctor in the next movie.

So I did. Okay. And I was scribble things that you couldn't read. And I went to a drawer. The patient opened it up, underwear and socks all messed up. So I rearranged it and I said, that is neat. My first Busey ism was neat, nice, exciting and tight. And then came the others and they kept coming.

They kept coming. Faith, F-A-I-T-H, fantastic adventures and trusting him. Hope, H-O-P-E, heavenly offerings prevail eternally. Relationship, R-E-L-A-T-I-O-N-S-H-I-P, really exciting love affair, turns into overwhelming nightmare, sobriety, hangs in peril. Romance, R-O-M-I-N-C-E, stands for relying on magnificent and necessary compatible energy. Ooh, that's a really good one.

Yeah, simple. Can we? Yeah, go ahead. Simple. No, no, simple. Go. Yo, simple. S-I-M-P-L-E stands for see it manifesting precious, loving energy.

So just be simple. You get sweet. The eyes connect, there's a glaze on the eyes, the hands touch, the hands start sweating, and the rest is up to you. Fun. Fun. F-U-N. Finally understanding nothing.

That's great. Yeah. Yeah, it's really fun. That's why, because once you don't, once you realize you don't understand anything, you're just having a great time. You're just like, there it is. You laugh. This is great.

Yeah. You laugh. Uh, what about, how about, uh, what is it? Sober. Sober. Sober. S-O-B-E-R. Son of a bitch, everything's real.

That's perfect. Do you have one for Gary? Uh, oh gosh, I don't do proper names. What about football? But I do B-E-R-C. Can you, okay. B-U-S-E-Y. Being under spiritual energy yearly.

Hmm. I like that. Can you do football? Football. I play football. Football. If you were to make that a B-U-C-ism. Finding other offers, trusting, believing, and living love.

Oh, I was just, you could just rattle them off. It's like going, you know, to the jukebox and throwing in a dollar and just being like, let's get a P-C-ism. Don't forget to bring your jukebox money. I did see, I did see that you played Bear Bryant back in the 70s. Yeah. What was that like playing, playing Bear? I like to welcome you all to the Alabama football program.

There's 120 of you here. And down on the goal line, you'll see six footballs. Now, when babes, she can start, I can hear the coach blows a whistle. I want you to go down there and give me a football. Bam. It looks like the battle of Al Jirgers for 15 minutes. Lee Roy Jordan, freshman, he came back with four footballs. And Bear looked at him and said, I don't even think this boy has to practice.

Lee Roy Jordan and Billy neighbors, all American guard, were not allowed in contact drills because every time they hit somebody, that person had to go to medical relief. So they saved it for the game. Bear is fishing with Duffy Doherty, coach of Michigan. Duffy, you know, people around here in Alabama think I could walk on water. And Duffy said, well, here we are. Try it.

Okay. Step on the water. Sun got up. If you ever tell anybody to see this, I'll take away your whiskey. And then Bear said, why don't we get this over with quick here? I got some dynamite. About 18 fish floated up. They took them in.

Don't tell anybody we use dynamite. Okay, let's go home and eat them. So you played football. You played football in college, right? You had a scholarship? I played football in grade school, junior high, high school, junior college, college, scholarship shot. Then I hurt my knee, lost my football scout, scholarship and transferred to

Oklahoma State University and majored in theatrical art. Did you love football? Did you love playing football? I still do. My dad was an All-American in high school. So boy, I followed dad's shoes, you know? I never made that, but dog gone and I was good. Yeah.

Because I believed in myself and doing it. And that's what you must do. Whatever you're doing, however you feel about it, believe in yourself first. And your belief will come true in you to accomplish achievement. You know you can do. Have you ever run into a situation where you start, you start to lose that belief in yourself and you have to find out a way how to get it back? No, always have the way to get it back.

Just believe in yourself and be sure with your heart. Hang on a minute. Bless you. I coughed at these things. I retract my bless you. No, don't do that. Okay, then bless you again. Yeah, bless you.

Bless you. Bless you. You corrected my bless you though. So I felt like I needed to. Yeah. It's confusing. You're blessed. As a minister, I'm a minister.

Oh, you are. You're blessed, sir. What is your ordinance? Universal church of the life. What is that? I, it's a, it's a registered ministry that I'm a minister of. Is that as your house? I could be anywhere.

It's everywhere. How we do that? The beautiful thing about it is it's universal. So it could be anywhere. How would you rate our spiritual energy as a duo and maybe just in the podcast room? I think it's great. I think it's all great because you own it. You have it and you don't have to stand on the box and pontificate.

I see the light. You can't, you don't have to do that because I feel your spirit. I feel it's rich. I feel it's full. I feel it's loving. And, uh, yeah, that's my truth. And my truth is the truth because I'm playing God in the play called only human. Only human.

You gotta go on. When is it? When is it? When does it start? We're going to come up. When October 8th, October 8th, San Clement Theater, St. Club and Clemens. What?

St. Clemens Theater. St. Clemens Theater, October the 8th. We're going to go to it. No, you have to go and bring your friends and put it if we come We can we be considered one of your friends like when we show up we be like all those are our guys Let me tell you this buddy. You're you are forever my friend. Hell. Yes in the past for 23 West 46th Street

That's where it is. Yeah. Yeah, I'm forever in the in the crew. We're going now What I'd like to ask you to do from my heart of truth Advertise the play. Yes. Yes I'm we're gonna go and review it and we're gonna give you five stars That's five. What about it's actually balls system five balls. We we rake everything on the ball system balls Yeah, what happened to you it when you were young? Balls. Yeah, a lot of stuff. Were you walking on a trailer to slip and fell and Something something is wrong with all of our brains. I agree with your brain. Yeah, I mean I'd say to do what we do

There's something got to be a little off, right? Oh, something's great about your brain Something's full about your brain. Something's wonderfully Loving about your brain. I think the stuff that makes our brains different makes them good like I think we have very unusual brains But if you learn to love that your brain is unusual it actually becomes an asset, you know That's true because every one of us individually and our own personal being are different And that's what makes it interesting loving and happy because everybody's different from you That doesn't mean the better that doesn't mean the worst that means there's something of their own

Galaxy that gives you love and gives you something to understand and see that you can't just under to stand and see by Dealing with yours Let everybody come into your heart Let all the galaxies come into your heart and give them love and understanding for who they are what they are how they are and when they are I have a this might be a dumb question for somebody who's as an accomplished actor as yourself But I've always just wondered how professional actors Memorize their lines is in front of a mirror. Do you read them through do you say them out loud? Ha you you just reminded me James best told me the power of cold reading is

You take this you know you're giving okay go out and look at those three pages and come back in in six minutes You'll leave the pages so I go out and take this six pages and read my lines to myself without emotions Don't read the lines being said to you. Just look at them 25 times you go back in and put the script on the table and walk to the room and point something on the wall Say this is beautiful. The rex is my daughter made me that and then stall master the cashier. I said Gary ready I circled behind the director given in the first line All the way through it Cuz I had it in my heart doesn't mean I remembered it perfectly, but my feelings of the line

I was saying were there forever. Mm-hmm cold reading Acting I told you what it is is the absence of acting. Mm-hmm It is when you're but that's okay. It's okay. I'm not judging anything if you judge you will be jazz What was it like doing entourage? TV show was wonderful Larry Charles who ran it organized created I went there and said where's this where's my script? He said you're the script. Oh, what just make it up. You go. Hey, that's my forte Yeah, so I did the three shows we did and it was wonderful then four years later They made a movie and I did the movie and that's what it was. It was wonderful and

That's that with entourage. Yeah, you got to play yourself Yeah, that's what I do all the time even though I'm the costume makeup and different hairdo or whatever myself is beginning the Artisticness of the character I am playing therefore the character becomes me No acting required That's like a beautiful life hack for for acting a life hack. Yeah, what's a life hack? It's like what you're saying like it's an acting you just be yourself. Yeah. Yeah Just what millennials call a trick. Thank you for yourself with the innocence of yourself when you were nine years old

You're not acting. You're just being you and that's the grand slam home run and the target hitting and Zen in the art of I liked it I think I actually peaked when I was nine years old you peaked that was my well Yeah, as an athlete especially because then everybody grew and I didn't grow what were you peaking at? I was a basketball baseball football soccer. What was this you playing golf fullback wide receiver kicker Were you a good runner? No, did you snap any body sternum? Never my own Did you snap anybody's turn? Play center guard and linebacker. Okay, so yeah, you definitely snap some stuff

I can snap a football 30 yards into a bushel basket Damn that's pretty good. That's pretty good All right, what is your what is your favorite thing you did in your life watching movies? What inspired you to do what you did after you saw a great movie? Which one was it? When I saw the hangover I decided go out and get drunk. I would say best of the best to I wanted to be like a Underground martial artist and I saw that when I was like probably 26. It was probably a little late, but yeah

What was the name of the movie best of the best to? Okay, you weigh Newton was in it the Coliseum. He has people come in there and they fight for rich people way Newton. Yeah Mm-hmm Yes, yes, oh Point break me if you want to rob banks For sure did best way to rob banks in the daylight Is where a tie like Nicole Miller would make a tie that she's a garish and they go to the teller detective You're safe. What do you look like? I don't remember that but it's time. Was this a fat?

This is told to me by a guy who really did that and he's got a prison He was on the set. I was doing them over with Dustin Hoffman my son Jake when he's five straight time. I Feel like I'm talking too much about me. No, no Only human. Yes, that's advertised that every day and we're all gonna go see it. We're gonna see you have to bring everybody You don't know to Okay, but how do I how would I bring somebody that I don't know God? Look at New York streets. Just walk around the streets and tell people but then I know him. We got to give him cars Well, no, we're doing that right now. This podcast is telling all the people we don't know

To come and see the play don't tell them. You don't know him. No, I love no we know them They know us. We don't know them maybe specifically. No, you know them. You know their hearts. That's true So they're hearing you and I love it take the cards. We'll give you some cards you give them out to people It says only human it's worse plans when it's playing and it's lovely. You'll come in there Happy and you'll leave happier. Oh, you'll come in there. I don't know what I'm gonna see here and you'll leave You hear that out there guys. Oh guys you girls only human. Okay. I have one last question about only human So every single week, how long does the play run for for three years? Jesus Christ

So how many times a week do you do it? I did we do five performances a day. No, I do it every night except Wednesday Okay, Saturday. Yeah, so so each night that you're doing it, right? So you're doing it five six times a week. Let's say do you try to do something a little bit different? Oh, no Oh, no, you stay with what there's written you stay with what the director Desires you to do don't go against the grain of their soul. Are you missing the point of the message of the play? And I learned that when I did men's sermon I stream Shakespeare. Mm-hmm. Oh unripe I'm a pit Tamagor with no punctuation that guy is funny. Yeah, Billy Billy Shakespeare Yeah, he had a right. Well, he was born on April 23rd and

53 years later he died on April 23rd So two and three is five two and three is five five and five is ten ten is the number of a constant achievement and a new challenge Interesting, it's so interesting. You need to write it down put it on your refrigerator That's like the mind-blowing. Yeah, we have that transcribed put on a quote card because I don't think I'm gonna be able to absorb it right now Say that again five and two and three is five five and five is ten ten is the number of challenge new changes and Accomplishments That's Billy. You know when you accomplish an achievement

You get a new mark on your heavenly belt of goodness grace loving Bye, that's all that's what life's about with goodness grace loving Acceptance and respect all you guys that they're listening to me. I'm glad you're listening to me and I'm gonna meet you one day. So every one of you are required to come to see the play only human All right, um, go ahead. Do you believe in hell? Hell yeah, hell. Yeah, hell is what you make it within yourself Okay So hell is hell is a self-imposed condition. Well, it's something just created by men who wrote the Bible

It's created by hell is really something you create yourself I've been the difference between organized religion and spirituality is organized religion is built for people to be afraid of hell Spirituality is for who have been there. I'm in a second group. I cause my own hell Everyone can cause their own hell just know how to get out of it come to the light and say thank you God That's very insightful. Thank you. All right only human. Yeah, Gary Busey. Thank you for coming by We'd love to have you back on maybe we'll go see the the play At the end of the run in three years dismiss the word maybe no, we are gonna see it So you yeah, so you'll be back on how long are you going to be in this play three years?

Maybe four four. What what is it? Through December 15th, so October 8th through December 15th We're going to see it during that time and then we're gonna have you back on Before you leave New York and we'll talk about the play some more and even more I mean people are gonna love this interview You know this place being worked on has been being worked on for eight and a half years Geez and this is coming to a beautiful mountain of Spiritual miracles and bless. I love it. We're gonna take a field trip the whole crew. We seriously are it's been too long

It's the whole the whole mountain of spiritual We're gonna take a field trip. You need to hold them up to this partner. Yep. Hank. Why don't you go for mountains of spiritual Blessings and then we're gonna have you back on. We're gonna talk about how great you are. No, don't talk about how great I am because we already know that Yes, this book is for you Dan. Thank you read what I wrote. Oh wow look at this Thank you for your blessing in every way This book is for you Eric. Thank you. There we go. Thank you. I'll give that to my brother wrote the same thing read what he wrote Yep, read yours

Thank you for the blessing in every way. God bless you. Oh, you got God bless you when you were born Hey, oh, Gary Hart. I don't know who's got the better one. That's very sweet I mean, I don't know how much more of a so we could put on this play other than like go watch Gary Busey Yeah, I know that's great. No, we're going. We're going. We need to cancel next guest. I'm not leaving. Okay All day, we're gonna watch football all day football. Yeah, we're gonna watch it all day. I don't blame you Gary Busey, thank you so much. Thank you and come see the play only you buy That interview Gary Busey was brought to you by Roman Most guys have tried different ways to last longer thinking about baseball for me

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I'm putting I'm putting this topic on our exempt list Well commissioners exempt list where we will get around to addressing it But we don't have to for the next six months and it's actually not complicated until I find out who won It's not complicated at all because Steve Kerr all he had to say is hey guys, it's not complicated at all My boss told me that we make a shitload of money in China So I will now say I don't understand it and please stop asking me Right. So there is one thing that I I think people should understand about the MBA players and the coaches being over in China As well as like, I know ESPN's over there. Rachel Nichols is doing a whole thing over there

um the fact that they're not speaking out in favor of The Hong Kong protesters and against the MBA cracking down on Daryl Morey I think they should get a little bit of a pass on it because they are in China right now And would you want to be the person over there right now talking shit about the Chinese government? When you're walking the streets of china And you have to be out in public. Well, but they won't say anything when they come back

Well, if they do that's one thing. No, they're not gonna say anything when they come back because they this is checks And that's we talked about on Sunday did I'm saying they're not gonna say anything when they come back I'm saying while you're over there. I understand not like wanting to speak out against the Chinese They will not say anything when they come back. Okay. They always are gonna just do the same thing and that's fine I would prefer if they just said our money is paid A large part by China and all these people buying league pass and it's a big fucking country And we're trying to sell a shitload of kobe jerseys. So therefore we are going to remove ourselves from this discussion

And guess what at least I'll be honest. You know, I mean you could say it's hypocritical because The mba is pushing human rights everywhere except for when it hurts their bottom dollar And I wouldn't disagree with you at this point though if they just admitted Hey, we don't want to hurt our bottom dollar anymore. But guess what that's how the world works We'll let the Shanghai sharks weigh in on DC's statehood. That'll be our little tit for tat with them. Yes, there we go Perfect, you get to you get to talk whatever shit you want about taxation without representation And we get to mention hong kong once a year, right? Perfect done done handshake. Oh, they can just start playing games over in uh, Saudi Arabia. Yeah, we got wwe does. We're good

Um, all right, so we have uh, PMT sports biz minute. Good morning This is jake marsh with a PMT sports biz minute week five in the nfl Included some all-time fantasy performances across the league and ppr formats will fuller put up 54 points Aaron jones with 49 and christian mccaffrey posted 48 the birth of fantasy football dates back to 1962 a man by the name of bill wink winking back invented and played fantasy golf and baseball in the 1950s And the football version eventually followed as for when people started to care for your fantasy team Well, the answer to that is of course Never the mlb postseason is in full swing and with each and every pitch having a great amount of

Importance the pace of play slows down heading into tuesday the total playoff game time has been 51 hours and 22 minutes Or 184 860 seconds or an average of three hours 40 minutes per game That's your PMT sports biz minute mr. Cat and mr. Commenter back to you. Thanks jake. Very cool. Awesome. Very cool jake Thank you very much. Um, and then finally before we get to guys on chicks. We got a take quick from a Penn State alum who wrote a letter Angry letter writers are back This is from david peter dav Peterson. He wrote to one of the players on penn state

Hey, jonathan my wife and I are proud older graduates of penn state He lists all the things that he like, you know, like, oh, I love penn state First of all right off the bat I don't really trust anybody that gets married to somebody that they went to college with he's well their penn state through and through Yeah, their penn state through and through Though the athletes of today are certainly superior to those in my days We missed the clean cut young men and women from those days watching the idaho game on tv We couldn't help but notice you're well awful hair

Surely there must be mirrors in the locker room. Don't you have parents or a girlfriend? Who who who've told you those shoulder length dreadlocks look disgusting and certainly not attractive We congratulate you on your game against pit But you need to remember you represent all penn staters both current and those alumni from years past We would welcome the reappearance of dress codes for athletes You will certainly be playing on sunday in the future, but we have stopped watching the nfl Due to the disgusting tattoos awful hair and immature antics in the end zone Players should act as though they've been there before I don't like the antics

I got to back them up on the antics surprise. They got with the nfl big problem with the antics So they're saying they don't like they don't like excessive hair This is actually perfect tattoos for penn state for penn state football fans is We don't want anybody representing our program that has tattoos body hair anywhere We want just smooth pristine Stop that that's what penn state football should be about it's so this guy is uh

I looked into it a little more because at first I was like This guy's not real He is and he is he writes a lot of letters habitual letter writers So he has written letters to local newspapers about his hatred of Disgusting tattoos He's written about why babies should be banned from restaurants and airplanes and why A page about muslim holidays in a newspaper was offensive to 9 11 survivors

So I don't respect anything this guy believes in i'm kind of with him on the babies in rest You should not be allowed to feed your your child feed your child. So i'm with him I or I don't agree with anything he says But I do kind of respect A guy who just sits at home and writes letters. This guy needs a hobby more than anything. He has it His wife writing letters his wife says he's be like don't you want to go play golf? No, he does. I read more. He basically travels He has no kids surprise. He and his wife travel and write letters

So he's the marlins man of of the male. Yes of central pennsylvania. Okay, got it That's a hell of a hell of a thing to live up. Listen if you have if you if you are a letter writer Then write your letters and just write them write them write them and just get your voice out I did notice that this letter was not handwritten though. He he signed his name at the bottom so he typed it This guy I actually think it's a little bit of a cop out on his part. It's not writing by hand Well, I'm what maybe i'm just an old school guy But I liked it when our crackpots used to write letters to the editor in cursive imagine if this guy figures out twitter We need it. We need Dave Peterson on twitter

Someone get Dave Peterson a twitter account get him on twitter at least just have someone go sit and just take his His thoughts and put them on twitter. Mm-hmm because he'd be electric So too spicy for the internet once again. No long hair tattoos What else was and antics antics this guy doesn't even like football. Yeah, no He's he likes football from like 1925. He likes staring at a picture of he a verbal meme What's his name Dave Peterson Dave Peterson is wolverine laying in bed And he's looking at a picture and the picture frame is just john unites. Yes clean cut. Mm-hmm. Yeah, he's good man Dave Peterson, what are what are you gonna do man? Just write some more letters

He's he's basically creed even for the internet is shocking. Mm-hmm his thoughts Okay, let's wrap up the show with little guys on chicks and our uncle chaps who Uncle chaps with the good eyes Uncle chaps with the good eyes He's got two good eyes I have chocolate chocolate voice right now. Okay chocolate voice and banana. I what did it do to your eye because you tried to play me the video of it today I know

Can you just explain what happened? Well, it's easier if I can just show you just put it in the camera Just show the camera You guys All right, so the worst so what happened is following me around holding in front of my face earlier today It's a medical procedure. It's like back when we like first found two girls one come now I wish I'd have fucked up. I don't have to watch that see. Oh god All right, let's do guys on chicks like a pimple popping video. Oh, no, it's worse. They took a razor and they just scraped the shit out of his eyes Yeah, but you look healthy is what I'm trying to say. I look fucking good now

Whenever I look in the mirror, I don't discuss myself mostly mostly mostly You're thin thinner, yeah Let's do guys on chicks. Okay, and now that you have two good eyes You can you have no excuse no being a terrible reader chocolate for us though I do have a pretty bad chocolate voice. You want to get into it right now? Yeah, I can hear it It's like a frog. No chaps. We want to drag this thing on even longer. Take a sip. There you go sip it

Okay, way to come prepared. Here we go Sup boys, especially handsome hank I started talking to this guy and we made out at halftime of the jet's opener Ever since then the jet the jets have tanked now that sam donald is back We are going to go to the game and I need to know do we need to kiss again to break the curse? Or do I have to ghost him to avert avoid further damage to the jets? Uh, that's how you get mono So I would I would avoid kissing anybody at jets games for the foreseeable and let's inspire him in ed

This is also one of those things where I don't you could fuck at the stadium and the jets are gonna suck So you might as well just live your best life. Do we know that? I love public kissing though I think I know you do. I think that if you're in that stage and you're in a wonderful Little fiery relationship to hold hands. You just got to do it You strike me as a guy that does the hand in your partner's back pocket. Oh finger a butt in public I would if I was allowed. Yeah, absolutely I mean just just the like you guys each are sharing a handful of ass Well, no, you'd be wrong. I've always been pretty self-conscious about my butt cheeks

I'll go for the lady's butt cheek But I don't really like my butt cheeks touch just because because the gas Well, not because of the gas. No, Dan because On account of the gas because I have kind of chicken legs and I've always been self-conscious. That is squats over bro Yeah, yeah, even those don't work for me. I did squat every day for a while. It didn't work. Yeah Oh, oh, okay for what? Hank learned the word foreshadowing for That's oh

Keep calling chaps doesn't even know. Oh, I have no idea the narrator the omniscient narrator doesn't even know Okay, I'm not a chick but what happened to the jake award It was an award for the most interceptions week to week found on a mysterious card for the summer. Yes Good question. Yes. So we looked into it. We looked into it And I think that it was created on a bill Simmons podcast and we didn't want to take anything from their show But we are going to guess the lines on Friday to guess the line So we don't we don't think that it came from a bill Simmons show, but we think it was Simmons

Column it was a column. I think it was it had some it wasn't ours That's some Simmons stink on it. I wish it was ours. It wasn't ours and as big jays ourselves It's a genius thing. So if Simmons came up with it all credit to him, but we will not be taking anyone else's correct I wish you guys would What would we do LeBron Blames? Yeah, that's good. Mm-hmm uh I I don't know anything from your show

It could do like It could do like metal of honor metal of honor metal of honor Zero blog 30 everyone listen. It's the best show out there. You could say that we're more of a Don't you guys have the aglar guy don't you? I feel like you know that was a little over No, it wasn't. It's the best military podcast ever listened to well. Thank you except for the ones where we have marlin's man on yeah Grunt of the week That's good. Do you do that? No Hey PMT boys earlier this year my boyfriend suggested we be dog and beth Chapman for halloween. Yes

I reluctantly said sure literally five seconds later after he found out beth had passed he said Oh, man, do you think it'll be frowned upon to still be them for halloween? No, I told him yes But he insisted we wait and see till october Here we are and he is insisting enough time is passed where we could now be quote beautiful tribute to a beautiful couple I say absolutely not. Who's right? What would be canceled if we were them if so any other costume ideas? No, just do angel wings That is the perfect time to bring right and also put put beth Chapman with angel wings and maybe a little halo and then now it's not oh, we're making fun of dead person

It's this dead person's in heaven. I can think of no better honor than to have somebody dress as me right after I died Yeah, also very touching as one of the biggest dog the bounty hunter fans out there I have officially I'm done grieving So you can do it. Yeah, which so there are steps to grieving, right? It's denial then it's bargaining then it's dressing up As that person for halloween and letting big cat let you do it if you don't do it this year You can't ever do it. Correct. This is the yeah, you have to do it because otherwise it just becomes oh, that's lame Like when steve erwin died

Also, if you don't in great taste to dress up a steve erwin in a khaki vest with a stingray hanging out of your chest That was funny the first year now. It's just weird. Yeah, and if you don't find One of your single friends to be like a tweaker that you can chase around all all halloween Then you're not doing it. Correct. We need a lealand. Yeah, you do need a lealand you and uh, yeah You need a lealand and lealand's gained a lot of weight Uh, uh, we don't we do not weight shame. Well, it's just years now that you lost weight. You've changed. No. I'm just saying I Watch it. I was like that's what you mean. Holy shit. So lealand is prominent is what we're saying. He's a prominent boy So that boys especially jawline cat my boyfriend has a picture of karson wins as his background since the start of the

2017-18 season when I asked him if he would switch his background to a photo of us He said quote, I'll make you my background when you help the eagles win a super bowl. How should I address it? Well, karson wins didn't even help him make he didn't even win it. It was nick foe Right shit. It was the action of the patriots. Oh, speaking of which, yeah trade nick foals Absolutely. Oh, you're all in on gardener. I would trade him for a six round conditional pick Okay, now we might even make something happen here because big cat. I think your team might be interested in nick foals We got mitch. So I think we should trade nick foals to like the Steelers

Oh, they got duck though. Who's an awl? Oh, yeah, to be devlin hodges back up devlin. Yeah, he can devlin hodges is a true alpha They can't trade karson because he listens to his podcast. He just shoot duck right And shingle them that would be all over his house like the wizards locker room all over again. So you're all in on gardener minshew Why would I not be? He's amazing. Okay. I think I think chaps is right because as a six round pick He's not getting paid right. So boom. Just load up. Yeah, because next week That's the point I made on money. You can you can hit free agency like a fucking ton of bricks Well, he's not literally made on Monday. He's not allowed to get paid until at least three more seasons. Yeah

I made this whole point go all in. Yeah, I grew chaps Thank you pfd. I had a whole thing about this on monday. Oh, pfd wasn't listening. Good point chaps. I wasn't either Touché Sup drug guy big cat and hank. What gum flavor do you think pete carol chews on game day that his Gum chewing has gotten Outrages. No, I cannot be outrageous. I like how do you even I don't even know how you think when you chew gum that way Well, that's kind of that's kind of the point Is so you're not overthinking things if you if you got a jaw working

Do you think he's just got one like let me spit out my gum real quick. I gotta tie my shoes I mean, that's true. If you're like that, nobody wants to have a conversation with you. Why would the ref speak to you? I don't take you seriously your joke No, that's a good point with the refs No, I think the refs are okay with it because they get kind of a baseline of peak care I think his job moves at the same rate as his heart beats. So it's like that's his Constant ekg monitor. He's like one ten a minute. He's real pissed. Exactly. Yeah To answer this person's question

It can't be one of like the delicious gums that only has flavor for 15 seconds like juicy fruit or Zebra gum No, you it's got it's probably like your regular trident or something that you can chew forever He's got to be popping new gummies all the time. Yeah, so it's probably like fruit stripes Yeah, oh no fruit strips literally there's like 10 seconds and it's gone that 10 seconds is the best then it gets hard though I think he's got bubble tape So he's got like a shitload of either that or big league chew maybe Bubblish is wouldn't be a bad one that always that has some very good lasting great big league chew

We'll get you going now bazooka joe. You can chip a tooth on that. Yes, but you get the hilarious cartoon in there, which is great Hello gentlemen and itty bitty pft. Love you guys I've been texting and texting back and forth with this guy for a while and he finally came over the other night But that's all he did. He just came over and wanted to sleep I kicked him out because why would I share with my bed with someone for no reason? I'm just curious if I should take this personally. Or do you think this guy's just choked? Oh, he choked. Yeah, you catfished him. Yeah, the c word's tough I don't know. Maybe he just knew his limitations and he was like, you know what? I'm not up for performance tonight

You asked me to come over and sleep with you. I'm gonna go buy the letter of the law Also, isn't that true love? Just sleeping together and never having sex Kind of yeah, that's like you're just fast-forwarding to the true love part of your relationship You might not physical You might be a sepio sexual if you guys heard about sepio sexual no where you just you are attracted to somebody's brain Oh, you just love their brain. You love to watch them think. Hmm. That's how I am. Yeah. Yeah, you like you like getting brain. Fuck. Yeah, yeah It's not boys. I'm a single mom. You might just be homeless too

That would be a great grift to be just a Devastatingly attractive homeless guy. I feel like you would up on like hot. Yeah, I would have gone viral by now if there was a hot So hot. Yeah, well, he doesn't tell them that he's homeless No, but I'm saying if there was a devastatingly attractive homeless person There already would have been a picture being like check out this homeless guy. He's so hot and buzzed you'd be like Seventeen times you first trapped it a homeless person and then that homeless person gets like a shitload of money donated to him And then he turns out that they're racist. Yeah, they were a nazi That's why they're homeless. They got fired because they were

Like wildly racist at their old job. I saw my first train shitter today. Oh, yeah When I was on my way from newark here to the office. You were in a pink shirt white hat She Wow sweatpants And uh, who's the character that kind of has some mental issues on order the new black I don't know. I don't want to you know, jason bigs. Yeah, jason bigs She looked like jason bigs

She sat there and there was like four other people around like watching her eye contact It's like a duck when you watch the dog. Yeah, she shut her eyes and like put her butt cheeks up against one of the chairs And was uh, okay next next one. I know what shitting looks like next one. You ever seen a train masturbator? You're not a real new yorker Sup boys. I'm a single mom. I own my own house have a great job and a good relationship with my son's father I recently been on hinge and bubble and i'm always up front about the fact that i'm a mom For the most part the conversation ends right there

Is this because they think I need them to take care of us and my son or does he need a new daddy? Is that what it is? Thanks. Love you guys. I actually think a lot of guys are afraid to sleep with a single mom because to them That means that they've reached maturity Right if you're just it doesn't matter if the girl is younger than you It tells a guy you're a grown-up once you start sleeping with somebody that's already had a kid Also, maybe make like a highlight reel of your kid Being cool And then put that in your hinge, you know, that'll be even more intimidating. No, but it's like hey this

He's not one of those kids that's gonna like ask, you know for you to be a dad He's just gonna grab you a beer and maybe have a catch every now and then yeah, he's not gonna interrupt us when we're making love Right, here's his cage that we can write a picture of your kid in a highly just a mix tape Yes, you need a you need a video of how the kid goes to sleep at night if the kid's like three years old Like if you tell him all right, it's time to go to bed and it's six p.m Yeah, it's like four and it's like 45 seconds long because I think then you'll get in relationship Like yeah, you'll be comfortable, but if it's like a two hour process nobody wants that right, right Also, I mean if you're a mom then you fuck so that actually should be a big green light for the guy

Oh, no, this next one is heavy. Hey guys, my boyfriend has aids, but he hasn't But he hasn't told me yet. Yeah, how'd you the only reason I know is because I also when he was drunk But doesn't remember that he told me do I bring it up or wait for him to tell me it's fucking aids. Yeah Yeah, isn't that is is that like a crime yet is a crime sex with somebody if you know that you have aids I also feel like maybe he was joking Is that a joke though? Just goofing just a little heading on your level of dark humor It's a little casual

Did you hear about the guy he went to his doctor and the doctor was like I got bad news and worse news Which one do you want first? He goes, uh, give me the worst news and doctor goes you have aids He's like, well, shit, that sucks. What's the bad news? Doctor says you have Alzheimer's and the guy goes well, at least I don't have aids Nice Nice, it's a little that's a little like Gallo's humor. No, that was like a that was like the fifth hole of a golf golf Outing. Yeah, once you had a couple beers the first guy in the group's pissed out throw it out there. Yeah. Yeah

Yeah, bob from accounting loves that joke Sup boys my boyfriend made me three Uh, oh no, sup boys. My boyfriend made three separate comments to me about how my ass has gotten smaller this weekend So I'm back hitting the weights for squattober There we go. But my boyfriend never compliments me anyway. So it's even worse getting my ass back No, I I think squats overs. It's a personal challenge Yeah, what you got to do is get your ass back and then dump them and then get a hotter boyfriend Who doesn't compliment a nice ass though? Well, she's

She lost it. Yeah, but still you still even if you don't mean it you still throw like you see a naked butt cheek out there You're like, I listen to your podcast. Yeah No Well, the nice thing here's what you need to do So it's like when you lose weight, you have to get a new ensemble You got to get a new wardrobe to to match your body just get new jeans They make jeans that will highlight your new ass jeans. Yeah, also, it's been a week since squattober started So maybe maybe the gains aren't as noticeable as you might think they are

Squat in his face on his sit on his face. Yeah, there we go Angus, baby Fuck yeah, I recently found out I might have chlamydia from a guy. I hope that was a while back I'm currently in a relationship with my boyfriend. Do I tell him and risk losing him or just keep it to myself I don't think chlamydia is something that you keep for yourself. Yeah, this is a similar to the AIDS conversation I think you gotta say it if it keeps on giving. I think that chlamydia is really easy to treat too. Isn't that one that's curable, right? Yeah, that's something you'll have to laugh about. Well, they're all curable at this point Yeah, I don't think you have to I think if you have chlamydia and you go get treated for it and it's cured you could deny it

Deny it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, if it's because it's a hip of violation if somebody says that's not true True. Mm-hmm. Good point. Adam Schefter. Yeah. Also, is he gonna be pissed off that you had sex with somebody before you were dating? I don't think so. I don't think so. So you can just be like, hey, I got it from somebody else. Yeah Unless you're like, who is like, well, it could be any one of these 78 guys Yeah, or like it's his main rival. Yeah, then he has to kill him. Mm-hmm. No Why does my boyfriend always spit in the toilet before he pees? He says every guy does it but he can't possibly be cured, right? Testing the water. I don't piss before or spit before I piss. You spit on your piss? No, I don't do it. Spit on your dick I don't like to spit. I probably haven't legitimately spit

God Since I stopped smoking so like nine years. Whoa Not even a little spit. Unless I got like an allergy infection. Like if I got like a just a little touch of bronchitis Give me a little spit. Spit. Give me a little spit. Let's pop that cherry I don't spit. Come on spit, dude. I don't want to spit. What's wrong with you? You guys are gonna, I'll do it first. Okay Spit. I don't have enough spit. Spit on my spit. Spit on my spit. Give that chocolate to me. Oh, that sounds disgusting. You almost got it on yourself. What's wrong with you? You don't know how to spit. I don't No, I told you it's been a long time. Spit is not like riding a bike. Yeah, you gotta you gotta be in spitting shape

I love watching baseball when they when it's late at night in the late innings of a game When they just cut from shot to a player until he spits to a shot of another player until that guy spits Yeah, and you at some point baseball just becomes guys spitting on a field Right, and there's good spitters that you just know like he's gonna have a bunch of sunflower seeds Who's the best spitter you ever seen? Terry Francona Bode from the wire Yeah John smoltz was really good. Ponello's pretty good spitter. Sean Taylor. He spat with uh

With purpose. Chipper Jones is a really good spitter. Yeah, Chipper Jones was a good spitter. Diego Maradona spat on the camera one time Then they tested it and it came back positive for cocaine. That's how they caught him. Really? Who told us that story? I forget. I'm just to the point where it's all my life is a blur. Was that a fake story? Someone told us what? Frank? Told us on I got secondhand shot I was like, wait, I've heard that story. Wait, we heard that together. Is that it? That's it. That's it. All right. It's been wonderful

Don't rub any more bananas on your eyes. Okay bad spit. Look great eyes. Look great podcast is doing great Zero blog 30 download it. Where are you going to be this weekend? I'm going to be in Dallas for the natty tour We're going to go to the texas state fair hanging out with big techs. Who you going with? Kate and pat. Fuck. Yeah. Eat some uh eat the deep fried butter while you're there. Don't eat the kool-aid pickle One thing that i'm looking forward to is the deep fried peanut butter and jelly. Yeah, okay do it It's cheat day Saturday. Yeah, so you got it. I got it. Eat whatever you want. All right, okay Thanks chaps. Dude. You should do the uh hands-free banana cream pie eating contest In okay, but make sure you don't get on your where goggles face

Yeah Love you guys Another day I'll be coming for your love And Don't