Pardon My Take - Adam DeVine, Mt Rushmore Of Taco Bell Items, Golf Etiquette FAQ’s with Frankie & Trent + QB Tiers

Episode Date: June 28, 2023

When there are no sports stories to talk about we turn to the most trusted thing in the world, tiering QB’s to make people angry online (00:00:00-00:19:42). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including Playoff Lenny + Alek Manoah getting lit up (00:19:42-00:35:38). Mt Rushmore of Taco Bell menu items (00:35:38-01:06:00). Actor Adam DeVine joins the show to talk about his new movie, workaholics, getting hit by a cement mixer as a child, Nebraska football and more (01:07:43-01:47:35). We finish the show with Golf etiquette FAQ’s with Frankie and Trent (01:47:35-02:14:31).You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

Hey, part of my take listeners. You can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime members can listen, add free on Amazon Music. On today's part in my take, we have actor Adam Davine. Is it divine? Davine. Adam Davine? Davine. Great interview with him.

It's divine Adam Davine. It's divine Adam Davine. Yeah, he's got a new movie out. Great dude. Talk to Braska football, talk being a getting hit by a cement mixer as a kid. Great great interview. We finished the workaholic's trilogy. We've always wanted to have Mond.

We also have the Mount Rushmore of Taco Bell menu items. Lot of pressure. This was a great Mount Rushmore. Yeah, I think it was. And I think the whole disclosure, we all might have just ordered Taco Bell right after we've done it. Yes, yes. We have, I'm going to buy stock and Taco Bell right now because people are going to order

it tomorrow. We don't have much going on in the sports world, so we're going to tear our quarterbacks. What do you do in the middle of summer? You tear some quarterbacks. We also have a great end of the show. Golf, etiquette, FAQs with our friends Trent and Frank. Uh, Frankie, we've been golfing in Pinehurst. So it's been a lot of golf this week.

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Welcome to part of my take today is Wednesday June 28th The boys are back together. We're in Pinehurst filming golf videos. And guys, I tweeted out before we started the show, we were golfing all day. I was like, what did we miss in the sports world? There wasn't a lot out there. Well, I got one. Yeah. Kind of follow up on earlier this week's show. We did it, guys. Yeah. There's a black catcher in baseball. Oh! Bonaylor. No. Bonaylor. Bonaylor. Bonaylor.

Bonaylor for the Guardians. Shout out Bonaylor. We've endedaylor. Bonaylor for the Guardians. Shout out Bonaylor. We've ended racism. This podcast is officially ended racism. Good job, boys. Hopefully the first of many to come. Beautiful. Where were you when you ended racism

at Pinehurst at a golf club? Yup. Yes. Let's go, boys. Don't pay attention to the little putting jockeys that they have. Yeah, this was a big moment, but yeah, so there's not a lot going on. We sell a great show because we have a great interview with Adam DeVine.

We have the Mount Rushmore Taco Bell, which got it's good. It's really good. Taco Bell menu items. And we have golf etiquette with with Frankie and Trent. But we figured, okay, not a lot going on. We did our baseball talk on Monday What do you do in the middle of the summer when? There's not a ton of sports going on master bait you master bait, but you also Make a list of quarterback tears so that everyone get mad about it. So let's do some tearing Let's get people pissed off about an imaginary list that doesn't mean anything. Yes.

So, here is our system on part of my take. We're going to come up with one. We're going to discuss. We will come up with a full tiered list that we will tweet out and let people just argue about it, get mad about it, the whole nine yards. Here are the categories we're ranking these quarterbacks. There is him. That can only be one.

There's the guy. there's the guy adjacent, there's your guy, it's your guy. You've got the guy, but it's your guy. When you get the guy in the team, you know you got the guy, but sometimes you go into season and he's like, that's my guy. It's essentially walking around, trying to convince everyone else that your guy is the guy.

Yeah. And like, you know what I'm saying? Then we have the Kirk cousins here. Then we have a guy, not the guy, which is obviously different than your guy. It is just everyone knows it's not the guy. It's just a guy. And then we have Titanic. Titanic, too.

Meaning they're a sub. Yes. Meaning they won't explode at any time. Yeah. Okay. Let's do it. I think we can all agree him is Patrick Mahomes slash sack Wilson. It is easy. Patrick Mahomes is the best quarterback in the league. This will also be the time of Year where everyone tries to tell you how the chiefs will not be deep in the playoffs next year and how things have changed and try to poke holes and Patrick Mahomes. I'm here to tell you there are no holes in Patrick were homes. He is him. He's Holis. He is Holis

He's just a smooth smooth guy. He is he is no orifice is on that He is an exceptional exceptional quarterback. He doesn't hurt my feelings all the time thinking about him in a pairs uniform He's just that good. I think I think It's also an impenetrable argument to say that Patrick Mahomes is top this list because then you just be like, look at his ring. Well, in the story. Yeah, most recent, it's like, the last game that I saw Patrick Mahomes play, he won.

Right, what other quarterback can you say that for? Maybe a couple that didn't make the playoffs. What is it? What is it? Oh, Sam, how? Sam, how? You have five straight AFC championships at home. Jerry Goff.

Yes, Jerry Goff. Yeah. Five straight AFC championships at home. Jerry golf. Yes, Jerry golf. Yeah, five straight AFC championships at home. Patrick Mahomes is the best quarterback, maybe ever. And it's also like he did. He's he's he's at the top of this list. Yes, he's already wins last game against your cowboys. No. Well, Patrick Mahomes hasn't won his last game yet,

but at this point, at this point, at this point, he did. Yeah, he is the best. There's nothing else. People get bored and try to try to give you a narrative that he's not, you know, like you will see that. The list that basically like, is Joe Burrow better than, I love Joe Burrow. Joe Burrow better than Patrick Holmes.

Josh Young, I love Josh Young. Patrick Holmes is the guy. Until someone takes it from him, he is the guy. Maybe we should try to poke holes in them though. Okay. Like if we were to do that, what would we say? We'll get in front of the story lines before they put it out there.

I would say he lost Eric B. Enemy. Yep. I would say ankle injury will he still have some effects from it? Mm-hmm. Tight end, run soft. Run soft, run soft. Yes.

Chiefs the holic, if he gets arrested, yeah. Comes good luck charm. So those are the holes. That's super well hangover. Super well hangover, okay. Oh yeah, good point Jake, good point. Okay, no one helped that. It's not.

Some body armor Jake. Of course. Yeah, of course light. So we all agree, patch of mobs is him. Let's power through to, you should make a cocktail, core's light body armor. Ooh, that might be nice.

Delicious, delicious. Uh, the guy, the guy, do you want to, you want to go first? No, I don't need that. Okay, first, the guy, Josh out, Josh out, the guy, Joe burrow. Also the guy, the guy, Jalen Hertz, the guy. I have one that I, it pains me, but I think he's gonna have an incredible incredible season Aaron Rodgers agreed not Watch watch yeah, what do you guys want to bet?

I he is love Aaron Rodgers. No, he's going to play with a chip on his shoulder I've seen him I know this guy better than anyone else. He is going to be awesome over under 10 and a half wins What's the results for the guy category? Like, second round of playoff. No, you don't have to win. That's the beauty of this list, Jake, is that you just say things with zero accountability. Yeah, okay. I think he will be top three MVP voter.

I disagree. Okay. This is setting him up for a huge failure. He's way. Okay. I think there's not gonna be above 500. He's washed. Whoa, it's the jets.

Okay. The guy speaking at psychic and Ella conferences He's the guy Jason No, he was the guy. Yeah, okay. All right I see his former we'll see how this plays out I truly believe he's going to have like a special year because that's what he does He he's been dead a million times and then he ripped off back-to-back MVPs He's so pissed off. He's gonna think a million times and then he ripped off back to back MVP's. He's so pissed off.

He's going to think everyone thinks he's washed. He he's going to have an awesome year memes. New York with the Daniel racket. He's well, that too. And now MVP with too much. Two MVP's with back to back MVP's with Daniel Hacking at OC. He left no MVP. They were really bad last year.

Okay. Back together with them. They're best. The official ruling. Uh, I'm fine fine to bump them down. So is there any other guys, the only other one that I had? Lamar. Yeah, Lamar.

Lamar and then Trevor Lawrence. No. Okay. Wait, wait, with Lamar? No, Herbert's not. Shane's shut up. Shane's a chargeer, man. Best ability is availability.

How's that made? I think that makes Lamar guy adjacent. She's a Chargers fan best ability is availability. How's that made? I think that makes Lamar guy Jason. I think you guys are crazy to think like I don't think I think you're a Roger. I'm gonna better season a little more. Oh, but he's anything. I'm predicting this year is going to be like last year Russell Wilson, go to Denver. Yeah, everybody was like, oh, he's reuniting with Nathaniel Hackett.

It's going to be great. Guess what? Aaron Rogers, big names, switching teams. See, everybody was like, oh, he's reuniting with Nathaniel Hackett. It's gonna be great. Guess what? Aaron Rogers big names, which in teams see it's not it played the whole He was well the season last year's why here's why that's a fact it feels like they're the dream team no the jets Keep adding pieces. They said that Dalvin cook Mike go to the jets feels like dream team talk. Okay, who is a Quarant win in the quarterback on the dream team was it old Michael Vic? Yeah, okay, Aaron Rogers is better than Michael Vick. It their peaks. He is better They should both be in jail, but I'm just saying that I agree with you there It doesn't make I'm not happy that I'm saying this

I'm just stating an unbiased fact that I think he's going to have a fuck you tour type of season I think he wants to have a fuck you tour But I don't think it's gonna happen. Okay, all right, so he's bumped down. So for the guy we have Josh Allen, Joe Burrow, Jalen Hertz and Lamar Jackson. Should we throw Jared in there? I have Jared as the guy adjacent.

Okay, I think I'll put Jared in the guy. I have Jared in the guy. I would put him in the guy. I was more trying to be like, don't let everyone be like, oh, you're so biased. He won his last game. All right, cheers in the guy. Okay.

Okay, Guy adjacent. This is Rogers. This is Herbert. The very definition is Justin Herbert. Because I would have him in the guy last year and then the way that season ended with the C words, I can't, I can't in good conscience. And respecting the sanctity of the tier list,

I can't move them up to the guy. Yes. So Guy adjacent is Justin Herbert, Trevor Lawrence, Joe Matthew Stafford. Yep. And Aaron Rogers. What about Tua? What about Mac Jones?

No. I think we're purposely ignoring you. I think Tua is your guy, just because like he has so many hairs. That's where it's like, I had to defend love him because he's our guy. I had him in that as well. He is you gonna war for him He is he is like the very definition of your guy. I have a spicy pick. I have a spicy pick that's borderline the guy adjacent CJ Stroud It's just too early I think I think CJ Stroud is gonna be the best I don't think rookies deserve to be in the top three I think CJ Stroud is going to be the best. I don't think rookies deserve three in the top three. I think CJ Stroud is going to be the best

quarterback in this route because we're trying to piss people off. Let's put them in there. Okay. All right. For Jason. Yeah. All right. Moving on to your guy. So this is guys that, you know, like two of perfect example, everyone who's a fan of that team is like he is our guy. And it's you're fighting against everyone else outside of those walls. Number one that fits this description perfectly, I think is Gino Smith.

Ooh, can you pick it? Can you pick it, he's your guy. I had Gino Smith in the Kirk Cousins tier. Did you? He's got too much flavor for the Kirk Cousins tour. Okay, so I'll rattle off names. You guys just stop me because there's a lot of your guys. Wait, so Gino is not in this?

No, Gio can be in it. All right, Daniel Jones. Yep, he's your guy. Ryan Tannahill. Yeah, he's also in the, well, yeah, I'll put him on this one, yep. Dishon Watts, actually, Ryan Tannahill's Kirk Cousins. I had him in Kirk.

I was not sure. I wasn't trying to get Gio again. No, when I'm gonna go there. Ryan Tannahill cousins. I had him in Kirk. I was in a lot of my big guys. Yeah, no, when I went over there. Ryan Tano Hill is like to me the ultimate, like middle of the game. We're talking ball. Yeah. Uh, Derrick Carr?

Yeah, no, he's, I have Kirk cousins. Yeah, Sean Watson will have a better season than Aaron Rogers. Okay, I agree. You want a bet? What do you want a bet? I want to figure out the stakes. All right, so all right. Go back. Daniel Jones Sean Watson Justin Fields, Tuah, Kenny Pickett,

Bryce Young, Anthony Richardson, Dak Prescott, Brock Purti, I attack me. I attack and Kurt Cousins. Okay. Yeah, you're right. That is the black Kurt Cousins per his own teammate, Amari Cooper. You're right. You're right. You're right. You're right. You're right. You're right. You're right. You're right. You're right. You're right. You're right. You're, yeah, you're right. That is that is the black hurt cousins per his own teammate, I'm worried Cooper. You're right. You're right. You're right. You're right. You're right. You're right. You're right. You're right. And you're right. Good job after Dishon. Justin Fields, Tuah, Kenny Pickett, Bryce Young, Anthony Richardson, Brock Purdy Baker Mayfield. You're more than Anthony Richardson at the rookie dinner. He stayed behind and helped like bust the tables

and clean up after everybody. That alone is good enough to be your guy. Yeah, yeah. Okay, Kirk Cousins here. Do you have, you have, okay. My mind, I think this is the definitive, Kirk, I know Kirk Cousins so well. It's Kirk Cousins, Dac Press got Derek Carr, Ryan Tanniel.

Those are all Kirk Cousins. Yep, I agree. I completely agree. Anybody else? They're all Kirk Cousins, Dak Prescott, Derek Carr, Ryan Tannial. Those are all Kirk Cousins. Yep, I agree. I completely agree. Anybody else? They're all Kirk Cousins. Because what I leave out. The only one that could potentially be there is Russ Wilson could be a late, like if he gets a little bit better, he could go up to the Kirk Cousins.

He's Kirk's second Cousins. Right, right. What's the move? What, Hank? Are we missing anybody? I mean, you're missing people at the top, but. Do you want move? Uh, what, Hank? Are we missing anybody? I mean, you're missing me at the top, but do you want to put Mac Jones in your guy? Do you believe, see, here's the question. Yes, reunite it with Bill Bryan.

You fully believe in him. Yes, playoffs. Do you think every Patriot fan fully believes in him? Most do, real ones do. Okay. But Hank, if you're saying playoffs, that to me, you've already conceded some ground there. If his maxes playoffs, then you are saying in fact, he's Kirk Cuss. He's a young quarterback. Like I get to give these times some guys some time to develop. I'm willing to bump him up to your guy if Hank thinks that

because it's your guy is more of a like us versus them situation. I'll be honest. I had Mac Jones in Titanic too. No. Mac Jones is my guy and Bill O'Brien is his guy. Yeah, he's Hank's guy. Okay, yeah, make another tier for Hank's guy. Hank's guy. Hank's guy is going under your guy. Yeah, yeah, he's putting on a little banana.

And that keeps putting on three Richardson in there too. All right, perfect, perfect. Hank's guy, Anthony Richardson, Mac Jones. All right, well, my guys, finally we have a guy. I don't love a better year than the New Yorkers. A guy not the guy. I have Jimmy G. I had him lower.

You do? Okay. I had Russ. Okay. Desmond Ritter. Sam Howell. Mm-hmm. Colt McCoy.

Yep. Jordan Love. Yep. All right. So then who are you putting in Titanic? Russ and Jimmy. I had Russ. Wait, you just said Russ. No, I know. We're going to put him in Titanic? Russ and Jimmy? I had Russ. Wait, you just said Russ.

No, I know, we're gonna put him in Titanic. Mac Jones. Okay, that one we've bumped up. Jimmy G. And then also, I put Kyler Murray on there. Okay, I think Kyler Murray, he might be in like player one. It actually would be nice if you were in a submersible,

it doesn't take up a lot of space. That's true. Like, you get a little more leg room, right? Yep. Yeah, he'd be good with the Magcats controller too Yeah, okay. I feel good about this list This is gonna piss some people off. Yeah, that's and it's really that's the only goal here It did none of this is what we firmly believe to any extent It's it's really just tearing quarterbacks and watching people get very upset

I want to put a bet against Hank because, because I know you are a Mac Jones supporter. I'm just trying to be honest with Mac Jones. I don't think he's good. I'll put a guy to guy bet, Mac Jones Sam Howe, who has more, should we do yards? QBR. QBR on the season. Which QBR?

One agreed upon. The one that we agree upon. QBR, QBR on the season, which QBR? One agreed upon. The one that we agree upon. Yeah, okay, which would be ESPN QBR? On the ZERB, the better option? Other option? Yes, yeah, there's quarterback rating. Yeah. Is there another option other than ESPN?

ESPN QBR. It's a dumbest rating. All right, fine. What's the stakes? Wait, who do you have? I have Sam Howell. Okay. I know we got a thing of stakes for this,

but we got a thing of stakes for the NRW. Hank, we'll figure out what the actual bet will be for after, but I think to Sean Watson versus Aaron Rogers, it's three categories. Team wins, touchdowns, minus interceptions, and total yards. Great. So you got to win two out of three.

Okay. Great. I love it. I love it. Me too. Whatever you want to bet. We got injuries. Is there like a clause that's going to amount of games?

Possibility is available. Yeah. Only team wins and games that they play though. Yeah. Yeah, that's fine. That's fine. Uh, okay. That was good. I feel good about that.

I'm fired up. What do you got? Bachelorette will levison there's, uh, well, he's not a starter yet. We did just starters. Did we, but we got, you got the koanet, Kylo Murry. Ko, Ko, Ko, Ko, Koa is a starter, Kylo Murry is the starter

when he's back. Yeah, don't, Anthony, you rich guys don't, don't do too many questions. Anthony is the starter when he's back. Yeah, don't Anthony rich eyes. Don't don't do too many questions. He's gonna start the list. The list doesn't have rules when you start when you start digging under the list. It folds like a house of cards. We don't want that to have out of 33 guys on here.

Yeah, it's just, you know, the list can fall apart quickly. We don't want to have that. People it's like the Wizard of Oz when you pull back the curtain of the list and you're like, hey, wait, it's just fucking five dudes sitting on a couch in the middle of June. Actually, yelling into microphones. It's a bad look. I'm pretty sure this is the exact same room

that that meme with the kids. Who is him? We're just like, yes, in their Aaron Rogers, the guy, debate me. Yep. Okay. That was a good list. Great list. Let's do hot sea cool throw and then we're going to get to our great Mount Rushmore of Taco Bell

menu items in our interview with Adam Devine. Before we get to hot sea cool throw, NASCAR. First ever street race in the heart Chicago. It's this weekend. The biggest names of NASCAR will battle on Sunday, July 2nd for a hundred laps in the NASCAR Cup series. inaugural grant park 220 drivers will be tested on the unprecedented 12 turn Chicago street course running through iconic grant park. Today, musical festival featuring the chain smokers Miranda Albert, the black crow's and Charlie Crockett It's gonna be awesome. I'll be there. Check it out Hank will be there Chicago Street race July 2nd 5 30 PM Eastern on NBC

If you're in Chicago go out. It's gonna be sick if you're watching on TV 5 30 PM Eastern NBC There's nothing like a street race street races are fucking sick. So NASCAR first ever street race in the hard Chicago July 2nd I think they're gonna run it back next year. So it's gonna be maybe part of their circuit July 2nd 5 30 PM Eastern NBC Check it out. It will be awesome. Okay, how's he cool through on Hank? My obviously the Leonard format. Yeah, yeah, literally.

They just showed the video on the television. He was driving and his car lit on fire. And the video, his car is just completely, completely torched. Yeah, it is. Thanks for having us. He was driving. Yeah, he said he's okay, but that's just a literal hot seat for, for old playoff Lenny. Yeah.

Okay, close it. I don't know. Not a Chevy. Not a Chevy. That looked really bad. Yeah, I don't know how he just got out and took the video and it was like, how did you get out of that thing? Yeah, scary stuff. So shout out our guy playoff Lenny.

We love him. Blogger the year. My cool throne is Ryan Seacrest. Oh, he is replacing Pat SayJack as the host of Wheel of Fortune. That's a great idea. It is, and you know what, I think that might be the easiest job in the world. Whoa.

Hosting Wheel of Fortune? Yeah. It looks like a fun job. Yeah, you stand next to the wheel, somebody else spins the wheel, you say where the wheel lands, and then you let Vanna do all the work. Vanna works three times as hard as Pat Sage Act does. A lot of walking. If you're Vanna white, but if you're Pat Sage Act,

you just stand there in a suit. Yeah, you stand there and you just smirk it people when they do stupid shit. You feel like the Q&As, like in between the rounds, like where are you from? Yeah, those are so easy. What do they call the award for, like a Academy Award TV Broadway? He got.

They gotta give, Seacrest, Seac crest should be up for one of those for like hosting Just everything. Oh the Emmy. Yeah, no, but like he's done He does about not being a one-trick pony and a lot of god thing. Yeah, like he does everything Ryan see crest Yeah, right now he's having a hell of a career radio DJ Morning talk show morning talk show reality. It really is the best like next step for him. Like when Drew Carey went to uh prices writers like this is like he's set up. That's perfect. That's also way harder job than Wheel of Fortune. Yeah because you got a kiss. You get a kiss everyone. You got to get kisses from dudes so much smooching. Yeah. They record like a million episodes a day

and that's it. A literal million. They record a lot. They do. They do stretches. Yeah. I want to be on price right so bad. It's the best game show ever created. Pat say Jack actually might be the most famous caps fan in the world. Isn't that sad to say? Who? He's like our number one guy whenever we need a big dub. That's just roll Pat say Jack out there. Okay. Good good hot seat. Cool throne. PFT. What do you got? My hot seat is the first amendment. Oh, freedom of speech in this country is dead because Mike Florio eliminated the comment section on pro football talk. That's where people went to sound off. It said sound off, bang it here for the latest NFL news and rumors, and then sound off in the comment section.

And now the sound is off, because he eliminated, his website's probably gonna go to shit, because that's probably 110% of his traffic was people just arguing with each other in the comment section. Some of us, or careers to that comment section, it was a fertile breeding ground of talent, and now it is no more.

So Florio couldn't take the heat, he closed it down, whatever, good luck on the redesign, Mike. Have you reached out for comment? Oh, the redesigning too? They did a double. They did a triple. Oh, no, you can't read a redesign.

A two left site, they should never redesign is Pro Football Talking Kentucky Sports Radio. Cause they're just like, they're bad, but in a beautiful way. And Ken Pom. Ken P way and Ken Pum Ken Pum Ken Pum should not be designed, but but Floreo thinks that he is God of his own domain And he decided that the little man doesn't need a voice anymore and sad it's sad day And he's threatened to do this multiple times over the years

He's like, I'm gonna take it away. I'm gonna take it away. You guys keep owning me. Stop owning me Well, he got owned so hard that he took away the entire comment section. So when does I hope you're happy with yourself Mike? One does it go away. It's already gone. Oh, In the redesign. What are you doing Mike? Didn't even give people a chance to meet up in the comments one last time. Oh That is so bad. It would be Mike. It would be pretty funny if when it got deleted you like Thanos disappeared. I Yeah, if I did Take over this job, and part of my take.

It would be weird if it was like a voodoo doll. Yeah, and like it's just you could just lost his edge. Shit, what happened? Like my side hurts. I did feel something. I can't think I haven't thought of a joke in days. I don't know what's going on. I did think this morning I woke up and I had bad heartburn.

And I think it's because of either the dinner that we ate last night we're big cat ordered like 20 sides. Or it could be because Mike eliminated the comment section. So a hearty fuck you to Mike Florio. I think I don't think I'd be getting that re-optizing every side. I thought I did a good job with ordering last night. We had a great meal. I did get bullied by the waitress.

I ordered like, I don't know like eight apps for seven people, and then she's like, oh, no cheese board. And I was like, is that good? She's like, oh, it's the best. I was like, well, then add it on. She also said she put a pro move when she put the dessert menu down, and she came back, she circled back on it. You guys want dessert?

Like, no, we're good. And she goes, you don't want to be sitting up late at night wishing you ordered that dessert. That happened to me. Yeah, oh yeah, me too. But you know what it was? You know what it was? I was going to hit the spot last night.

You know what it was? We can't reveal anyone who's on any of this, but we were out there with some co-workers. And it was one person at the table being like a hard-known very quickly. And once someone says no to dessert, you feel like such a fat ass for getting dessert. Because I like dessert.

Yeah, what you got to say is, don't shake your head like that. Don't shake your fucking head like Jim, Jim, Jim, don't shake your fucking head. The move is, the move is just say, I'll take a look at the dessert menu. Yeah, and then you get, yeah, one or two things. No, you want something? I want you to get like four or five things. No, you want to share something?

I want to share something. I want to get like four or five things. I'm like, well, share it. But I always order more than what the amount of people are. Like, if I had had free reign last night, I should've stood up. I was getting a little shamed about my ordering before. I would order like five desserts easily. Would've been great.

Yeah. Do you think in like 10 years, started to jump back to the Pro Football Talk thing? I've been thinking about it a lot. And like five, 10 years, I to jump back to the pro football talk thing. I've been thinking about it a lot. And in like five, 10 years, I say my name's PFT Commenter. They're gonna be like, well, that's not even a thing. Yeah. What are you talking? There's no comment section on the pro football talk website.

Yeah, you made that up. This is bad day. It's bad day. Dark day for the first amendment. My cool throne is toys with the boys. Oh, toys with the boys. Cause we've got the toy the summer coming coming out. The vortex. Oh, yeah. The vortex football part of my take brought it back. It's the small orange football with

a tail on it. It says football guy on the side of it. Do you have one? We just put his hand up like someone had a ball ball. We have one here somewhere. Ball. Anyone? We don't have it here somewhere. Ball? Anyone? We don't have it here. It's orange and it looks very cool. Yeah, you can throw the thing. Hank came to the beach last summer. I think Billy did too, and we were trying to throw it

as far as we possibly could. I think Billy had the long throw the summer at what, 78 yards. You can throw this thing like if you've got an average arm. You can throw it 55, 60 yards. But that was in our version of it, which actually goes farther. Yeah, ours does go farther.

Do you know how it's slinging in the middle of the street? It's the best toy for 500. It's the best toy in a pool. Best toy in the ocean. Best toy at the beach. It's just the best toy ever invented. The vortex. Pickle.

Pickle? What's pickle? It's just two people on the side running in between. Oh, like a base for a ball. Oh, Oh, playing pickle. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. That's a good game. Yeah. Yeah. It's the best way to actually throw near a group of people you want to start a conversation with. Oh, nice. Billy. Yeah.

Smooth. This would just all right. Actually, you just talking about other dudes. Just look like they want to throw a football game. Yeah. Like, oh, sorry. Didn't know I could throw it that far. We were all going to come dig a hole after this.

Yeah. This football is definitely going to get people laid or make you bros for life with somebody. By the way, I am now thinking back to this dinner. Maybe I will overorder. I actually was good. It was all good. When I was going to order all the appetizers, one full appetizer. Yeah. When I was going to order all the appetizers, someone looked at Hank being like, is he about

to do this? And Hank was like, watch this. And it made me feel a little bad. But whatever. Okay. I enjoy your. My hot seat is traveling. Traveling is on the hot seat. Probably the stuffiest article ever was written on the New Yorker, the case against travel.

And so this woman named Agnes Cald, first of all, your name's Agnes, you probably hate your life anyway. My grandma is named Agnes. Oh, did she hate her life? No, she loved it. She was a great, that was grandma ma. Good for her. She goes on a whole list of how travel is stupid. I was hated once her husband died by getting an elevator. Yeah, but travel is bad. Travel is stupid. She went through a whole list of like, you just go and you travel and nothing changes in your life. You think it does, but it doesn't.

You're gonna die anyway. I think Agnes has depression. Yeah, she helps. She's very upset. And then my cool throne, and this is a little morbid, but my cool throne is travel because there's a headline in the New York post today, man dies after trying to drink all 21 cocktails on menu during family vacation in Jamaica.

That rocks. Where was that? Yeah, that sounds like a margarita. That guy traveled his balls off. Yeah. In one sitting or overtime? I don't know. I mean, I think it probably was one sitting, but do it rock. When I go, I hope that the headline is that cool. Yeah. I mean, that's an all time way to go out. Mm-hmm.

Like, yeah, I'll do the thing I would restaurant. That sounds like Margaritavo. Yeah. So, uh, travel's actually not overrated. You can go and try every single cocktail I just I typed in man dies and the first thing came up man dies after drinking 21 cocktails. Okay, yeah That guy he rocks What he does wrong at the world to Cameron Club Caribbean in St. Anne where he later died

Dude he went for all 21. Oh, the picture that they have of him? Yeah, this is a guy that would die by drinking all the customizable cocktails. He's rocking like a rasta far ahead. Good for him. Wait, what a way to go out. Okay, Billy. Okay, we can cut this into this bed. Just saw this.

Hotsie just the world. Unfortunately, just got news Ryan Mallet has passed. What? Yeah, he went around in Florida. What the fuck? Like socks. I just saw it like ultimate gunslinger. This is our fucking saw.

Bomber? Yeah. Damn. I just had to share that. And my cool throw. Oh my god, Billy. That's okay. That's socks. Yeah. Sorry. Fuck. Okay. Yeah, in your cool throw. And like now, should we take moment sounds for Ryan Mellon? Yeah, I think so. I mean, that's sad. He's 35. He's a high school coach.

Okay. Bill, you're cool thrown? It's a real bummer. I'm sorry. I couldn't not. I don't think Bill should get a cool thrown today. Yeah, it would not seem appropriate. Yeah, let's give it a head.

Jake, you're hot sequel to him. My hot seat is a MLB picture named Alec Manoa. We have been talking baseball, so I'm going to continue that trend. Yes. This is a crazy story. So he finished top three in the AL-SY young voting last season, less than a year ago. Now he's been sent down to the miners. He's playing in the Florida Complexly because he's been struggling.

Any bless you. He's just had an outing of two and two thirds innings, 11 earned runs in a league. Where the average age is 18.8. Whoa. So he went from top three AL Siong to getting shelled by 19 year olds in eight months. That's tough. Did he at least get a contract?

So you get paid? Oh man, that's a bad outing. Against 18 year olds? 18.8 is the average age in the FCL. Oh my God. Is that where the Savannah Banana's play? No, I don't think so. I think it's like not even a league.

The third gen is like the Loeb Chotters. Yeah, the end of the so. I think it's like not even a league. The third ones are like the love charters. Like it's the same thing. The rock. Yeah. The best. Oh no, I'm looking it up right now. I don't think I think he's still in arbitrary. He's made $5, $6 million total.

That sucks. Alex Manila. That sucks. Okay. I was thinking about Pitcat. I think the appetizer order was perfect. Thank you. It was because, you know why?et. I think the appetizer order was perfect. Thank you. It was because, you know why?

Because there's always one appetizer that people eat to be polite and then they get stuck with like most of the shitty appetizer. We had the appetizer that nobody wanted and so it was like just extra on the table. Yeah. I'm never going to knock you out ordering. I think where people started to head turn specifically the person sitting next to me was you ordered a lot of appetizers and then when dinner came around you ordered sides and you ordered every single.

Well, it's fake how she would have to order. You were going down the list of every side it that everyone after the fourth one someone looked up was like, have to, have to. I thought I under ordered sides. To be honest. I would say life is short order appetizer. Yeah, no, I never know. Apetizers are the best.

I it's great going to dinner. There's things you never have to worry. Like, I know I know I'm going to be full after appetizer. Yeah, now I never know. Apatizer is the best. It's great going to the next day because you never have to worry. Like, I know I know I'm gonna be full after appetizer. There's also no better feeling than hitting the cycle on the appetizer. It's just been like all of them. And we even got there's nothing.

Yeah, there's nothing that I'm thinking like, oh, I should have ordered this. I had them all. I had a soup too, which was fantastic. Yeah, that did look good. Go ahead, Jake. My cool thrown is LSU. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, that did look good. Go ahead Jake. My cool throwing is LSU. Yeah.

Yeah, those champions. Yeah, those champions. Thank you. Congrats Tigers. They won 18 to four in the third and final game after pretty much a reverse score in game two. I've never seen two more lopsided opposite results, but go Tigers.

Yeah, I saw this one video of an LSU fan after the game. Well, it was two LSU fans actually sitting outside the stadium and the chick just had her top off and this guy was just making out with her and feeling her boobs. And then like a security guard went up to him and tried to stop them. And they just looked at the guard like,

Tigers won and the security guard just turned around, walked away. Oh, that rules. Okay, good job everyone. Let's get to our Mount Rushmore of Taco Bell menu items. brought to you by our friends at the Barstool Sports Book. Download and sign up for the Barstool Sports Book today. We were talking some football in the show. There's some really nice futures out there for the NFL season.

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Okay, Mount Rushmore of Taco Bell Menu Items. Okay, Mount Rushmore time is gonna be a great one. This is one, I'll just say it. Pressure's on. Pressure's on, Hank. Yeah. We're doing the Mount Rushmore of Taco Bell items Pressure is on Henry Lockwood the air to the Taco Bell throne

Is there a world where you might just own a bunch of Taco Bells and like that be your life? If I had like 50 no my dad's actually out of the game But in the world where I actually had any academic prowess and and maybe pursued Age is finishing college and maybe business school like I could have but You know we should do it. It's more of a passion though You don't want to mix your passions with with your work So like this podcast you don't really love but you do it because it pays bills. That's not true We talk about you love talk about and I feel like you'd lose really love but you do it because it pays the bill. That's not true We talk about you love Taco Bell

And I feel like you lose some of that love for it if you lived and breathe it every single day and from a business person Yeah, it's in my blood. It truly is Taco Bell fire sauce runs through my veins It would be fun if future us what color is Taco Bell fire orange look at the packet It's red they have orange one. Yeah, that's no that's fires. That's not that's definitely not the fire one. Yeah, it's right. It's 100% right Yeah, the fact is that when they have an orange hot sauce package Yeah, I think that's a mild sauce. It's not hot sauce. It's mild sauce The like your takes maybe someday What you know what? Let's just let's agree to it right here like a suicide packed

But not suicide. Let's one day on Taco Bell together Has anybody ever had a Taco Bell or a fast food restaurant just installed in their house that they don't sell to other people But any day like on Sunday you could go to your own personal chick filet. I was a commercial. I did have for what It's a poll anything. Oh, I've always said that it like if I was a billionaire, I would have a chillies in my basement. I honestly think I would have a Taco Bell and a chick fillet in my house. I will say by the time this airs, I believe the Raising Cains in New York City will have opened. We're raising cams. No free ads, Jake. Yeah, I thought it's not free. They're gonna pay for this. All right, we'll bill. We'll tag graves.

You're gonna bill, buddy. You're getting a bill. I would love to have a medieval time just in my house, in my backyard. I've always wanted, I've actually looked into it. This is a very fat move that I'm just about to say out loud, but I've looked into a soft serve ice cream machine, upkeep very difficult.

Yeah, so I wouldn't want to do, I've been to McDonald's. Daily, you have to clean it. I don't want to do, I've been to McDonald's. Daily, you have to clean it. I don't want to do that, but imagine if you could just go to your kitchen and just hit a fucking nozzle. Maybe like you're on a cruise every day of your life. Yeah. Oh man, I feel like I could just survive on five screens.

Can you imagine waking up in the morning? You can maybe swing that for the office though. Yeah, if someone would clean it, I would, oh man, I would just only eat ice cream. I'd be like David Bowie when he got addicted to cocaine and only drink milk and eight hot peppers for a year. You look great. You look great.

You look great. You look he starred us with a fire album. Yeah. Just ice cream all day. Mm-hmm. Is that enough nutrition? Well, we've got the waffle cup. You got calcium.

Maybe some sprinkles on there to get your fruits and vegetables. Comey bears. Cherry on top. Yeah, there it is. One of the ones that's just so pro sugar. Yeah. What is it? The marasino cherries.

Yeah, it's just soaked and sugar-like. Man, I love cherries. Yeah, it is really a dream to walk downstairs in the morning and you just get Taco Bell for breakfast every day in your house. Yes. I don't think it'd be that expensive. Yes. Okay, let's do it. Who's up first? I think it's Jake and Billy. Yes, big Taco Bell guys. So Jake and Billy, Jake, you love Taco Bell first. First, I totally had it more than once in my life. You've only had Taco Bell once. What the fuck? Yeah, when I was like 10. Oh my god. We're about to get some panda picks. And also, no, this is gonna be pure Billy picks,

which are gonna be off. It's gonna be for you, Billy. It's in my boat. Oh! So we're just gonna get what? That explains a lot, honestly, about both of you. Yeah, it does. Taco Bell's pretty fucking trash.

Oh my god. Taco Bell. It's trash. I'm sorry. You guys don't eat Taco Bell for like probably two different reasons. Yeah. The meat isn't real meat. No, it is. Very much so. That's the meat isn't real meat. No, it is.

Very much. That's the explanation. It's a fucking meat. We established that I think five years ago that Taco Bell made. I think that vegetarian. It's the best meat in the world. Technically.

Growing up, I wasn't like my parents didn't let us eat a bunch of fast food. We'd get like McDonald's on road trips and stuff, but the one thing we were allowed, like my dad was like Taco Bell. That's not really fast food. And I agree. It's not. Yeah. People did like, you know, Italians do like big Sunday dinners, whole family comes over, we would do dad was like Taco Bell. That's not really fast food. You know I agree Yeah, people did like you know the Italians who likes big Sunday dinners whole family comes over we would do Sunday trips to talk about

Oh my god that rule that's That's incredible. All right. Let's pick up grandma. We're going to the bell you literally had the best life ever Man, I will say I will be honest. I'm you such a bad kid to your parents. I don't know I that That's what I ask myself all the time. You should've been thinking God every day that you got Taco Bell on Sunday. I love that instead of Sunday's suffers with the family. Like grandpa was coming over for four hours.

No, it was just my family. It was my family. Just my family, a family, but yeah. That's awesome. We would do team dinners and stuff. It was great. Once a season, get the whole squad to Taco Bell. And if you're a new listener, you might not know this, but Hank was the person who gave

the final seal of approval on Baja Blas. Yes. Yes. I also grew up around a lot of good Mexican places. Oh, okay. Yeah. White Taco Bell? No.

Yeah. Like actual mom and pop. Like Taco Bell is a very cool thing. Literally a mom and pop for me. Yeah. Yeah, that actual mom and pop like Wow, very cool. It's literally a mom and pop for me. Yeah. Yeah Okay, so We'll start with Jake and Billy in their Buzzfeed list and then we'll go to the real Taco Bell Mashable. Mashable. Okay, Mashable. Yeah, that's a wild card. I'd love to see their Yeah, their searchers. Yeah, best Taco Bell items.

Yeah. What is the most delicious Taco Bell thing? If you've had it, there were about it once. Okay. Number one, I've heard of this, the Contra-App Supreme. Oh, thank you. I love that one more. Yeah, it's one more.

Yeah, it's one more. Most of the most celebrated thing on the menu. A green match. Contra-App Supreme is good. It's good, but it's good. It's good. It's good. It's not. No, it's good.

It's not, I don't even know what would make the list if we had three teams of true Taco Bell heads, but it's a solid item. It would be honest. I like want to do our four, four, just be like Taco Bell's trash. I think that might just win us the thing. No, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, No, you know, you do it. I think there's enough talk about haters. Do it. You don't know anything about the internet, Billy. Yeah, do it. Whatever. And there's no haters. Uh, yeah, hate. Crunch wrap Supreme is good, but it definitely is you've never had Taco Bell.

And then you pick it number one. Right. And you see the word supreme. Yeah. Yeah. Uh, there really are no bad Taco Bell. If we about it first fucking this room you guys should give us this and we'll eat it all for the first time Yeah Thank you for the shit ourselves Yeah, take more breaks Jake you would have to wear a diaper. Yeah, I would not make it out. Okay, so so Jake is saying that it would be a great video if Billy and Jake lost Mount Rushmore season and had to eat Taco Bell in a 24-hour Yep, okay, he said that So my team player vote however you want to vote, but remember he said that. Yeah, but remember it's anonymous and you can't yeah

But I said that I said however you want to vote. I'm just giving you credit Jake for a great idea. Yeah Yeah, I'm for the people. Yeah, I mean WL I can't think of anything more entertaining with any combination of us in a room than Jake and Billy eating Taco Bell for 24 hours. Yes, that'd be great. Okay, I've started to read meditation books. I'm gonna put myself in a coma when I'm in that room.

That's my plan. All right, you say it. Okay, Hank and Max, let's do the real, let's start the real draft. Yeah, I mean, lot of lot of options But I'm gonna go with the one that in my life because obviously people know my affiliation with Taco Bell And this is the one that you know people would come up to me the most that got taken out the menu for a while I think it's back in some capacity the Mexican pizza

When the Mexican pizza got taken off people people were really upset I would legitimately get questions like hey like can you ask your dad when the Mexican pizza's coming back So that one it's got to be for me just in in terms of my real world experience We got all I think you just handed us the draft. Thank you. Yeah, I'll be honest We'll see I I did not see this coming like what tremendous this is my Michael Jordan falling to number three right now. It's incredible. So PFT, we can just do whatever. Why don't you say one, I'll say one. Yeah, number one, easy.

Cheesy, gordita crunch. No doubt about it. Yeah. This is insane. That's a better value pick than Yokech in the second round. Getting cheesy. Getting the C, G, C at number three. Oh my God, I'm so happy with their draft already.

And I am so happy with the next pick because it is the, I order it every single time I go to Taco Bell, it could be a side order, it could be the main order, doesn't matter. I always get a Chalupa, Chalupa, Chalupa Supreme. What, oh, I don't say Chalupa Supreme, that's fine. Oh, I have to say specifically what is in it? Like what meat?

There's three options. You're gonna do that? I need order. You don't want to do that. No, I think you get Chalupa. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. You get Chalupa. You're at the drop-down menu.

You don't say you give me a Chalupa Supreme. No, I know. What do you say? Wait, but we get all Chalupas. You're gonna do, we're gonna split these up. I'm on item with a variation. I guess, I guess. Yeah.

No, we get Chalupa. Chalupa, for sure. Fucking best. I, it also guess. Yeah. No, we get Chalupa. Chalupa for sure. Fucking best. I, it also, it also occurred to me that we're all debating the same like six ingredients that are repackaged in different ways. Yes. And you're like, no, your socks are important. Chalupa has the fried, the fried shell like that.

So my move usually is I go, I'll go to Chalupa, chicken Chalupas and then two beef Chalupas and that will be just my side meal. That's a lot of food. Yeah, no, I know. I love Chalupas. I can eat Chalupas all day every day. I dream about you. I think everyone should have to do their order after the draft is over. Yes, yes.

Your big roll. Yes, it's actually extremely basic, but this has been a new one. Can we just pick it? I think we, let's just say we don't need to draft this or three. You guys do this. Everyone. No rush. More shut up. Chalupa. Just Chalupa.

Like me and Max going to start doing it. So you guys see how annoying it is. You guys take a pick and then suck the other one off. I mean, that was it's a hard. Shake it. Yeah. It's hard. Not these are two incredible picks, but just like shut up until the end. I saw Max when I said cheesy Gordy to crunch and he goes I do I do love the cheesy Gordy. Yeah, I don't I don't want of this though is to debate you guys aren't debating You're just self sucking we're gassing our boys up. Yeah, and you're gaslighting the other boys down. It's called teamwork

Yeah, you put your loop of supreme there the best thing ever. You guys should honestly like Billy, you would love to. I'll try it. There are basically tacos, but the the the shell is fried like dough. It's the best thing ever. Yeah, they're great.

The best thing they ever made. I worked there when I was a I could sophomore junior in high school. I worked there one summer. Got got to see all the behind the scenes. Meet is great. But making the shoe bush shells was fun. Oh Getting a crisp like a fresh out of the fryer

They come out of the fire they come from heaven They come they get self-delivered from the sky and then you just put them in the fryer for a second to get them crispy Manor from heaven. Yeah, the store brings them by yes I'm actually surprised this one got back I felt a little bit bad when you guys were acting like you won the draft I thought you're gonna take this pick you didn't so I would say you didn't win the draft because it's still in the board Best menu item going right now Grouchy's burrito

My guy let Hank I let Hank run that's that's that's my one one easy. I was so I was so excited It's really good. I wanted him to I wanted wanted him to run with him. It's good. It's his thing, but I'm so happy we got it. Now we just wanted to drag you guys have no idea. That is the best menu item I have. I'm just happy we got that thing. Oh yeah, that was a game seven winning bang from Mike Breed. Bang!

I think Mike was off. And I knew what you guys said. I was like, they take the grilled cheese burrito. Max is going to be devastated. And you didn't, so. No, it's good pick. It's good pick, we had it on there. Great pick, Max. Yeah.

I love the grilled cheese burrito. Yeah, it's like, it's the goat. Okay, we're gonna go with the Flamin' Hot Doritos Locos Tacos. Okay, I mean, it's a good menu item. Yeah, I just like how it sounds. Yep. Have you ever had it?

I saw it on commercials. It's not an everyday one. No, it's it's like a fun menu item. Yeah, it's good. It's a good It's good. I'm trying to be positive. I would guys it's hard because I know you guys haven't had any of these things if you gave me one of those I would I would eat it and then I'd just imagine that it's wrapped in another soft show with cheese in between. Yeah, well, yeah, I feel like that wrapped in another soft shell with cheese in between. Yeah. I mean, I feel like that... Like Hank, would you, like if you said you could order, well, here's the thing. And you guys are probably gonna veto this

because you're dictators. Okay. There's the cheesy go to you to crunch. Now, for the new talk about how do you guys probably aren't as first? I'm just gonna turn. No, I know. Okay, sorry.

Yeah, I was going to let him go. I was going to let him go. I was going to let him go. And then you could take his pick. Yeah, all. You too honest, Jake. I'm honest. Wait, you also don't know what I was about to say.

Yeah, that's how you're going to do a bullshit variation. But also Billy said flaming hot, three of those logos talk. Is that a difference? Or were you just of those locus talk put flame and hot Billy flame and hot is a specific shell. Okay, so three is locus. No Billy's Billy specifically took the flaming hot Yeah, cuz they are different sounds cool. Uh Billy you should I can't believe you take the rib eye Yes, no fucking way They do bison steak too I'm gonna be in the right place. I'm gonna be in the right place. I'm gonna be in the right place. I'm gonna be in the right place. I'm gonna be in the right place.

I'm gonna be in the right place. I'm gonna be in the right place. I'm gonna be in the right place. I'm gonna be in the right place. I'm gonna be in the right place. I'm gonna be in the right place. I'm gonna be in the right place. I'm gonna be in the right place. I'm gonna be in the right place. I'm gonna be in the right place. blast. Okay, good pick. The frozen Baja Blast at 7-11, the Slurpee is so good. Yeah, but we're

ordered from Taco Bell. Yeah, no, I'm just saying. Okay, I've had the record, too. You're taking that's how. Baja Blast soda. Yeah, that's how it was introduced to that flavor. Baja Blast, when I put some vodka in it in college, was awesome. That's yeah, never done that. That's a different thing. Yeah, but I'm saying that's why I get introduced to the flavor. It was the Slurpee. Got it. Because they had a partnership That's very actually perfect for you guys like your Mashable and things you bought at seven or 11 Actually delicious, there was a lot there was a lot of drama between Taco Bell

I think of Pepsi and Pepsi wanting to expand Baja Blast and Taco Bell having the exclusive rights of me like no, no, you're not doing it I actually I like the fact that it's exclusive to Taco Bell. It's not like anymore. What? Jake Littery just said he got it, 7-11. It's everywhere. Years ago, yeah.

It was like a, it was, But you can't buy Baja Blast in a store, right? Yeah, you can. What? It was a long, legal dispute. I don't like that. Okay, next up. So what do we got so far?

Here you go, throw quen. Here comes a fake Hank Pick. We have Crunch Raps, Supreme, Flamin'Hunter, who's looking flaming hot treat is look tacos. Baja blast Hank as Mexican pizza girl cheese Brito You guys have cheesy grudita crunch chalupa supreme, okay See that's the thing and I am I'm fine Whatever there is a cool ranch cheesy grudita crunch. There's a cool ranch Doritos cheesy grudita crunch Cheesy go to the crunch. There's a cool wrench to read those cheesy go to crunch That might I think that's the meat is like there's the meat doesn't change I think you can take that like that's a different menu item

Do you know what I mean like we're not doing like chicken steak like that's the difference I was saying Yeah, it's just it's just the one it's what it comes in right the outside is what we're what the pick is the inside is There's right three items for inside You just go with that all right, so we'll take all of that So I can take the cool ranch Doritos cheese according to crunch. I agree goat. I mean It's a cheese ready to crunch with the cool ranch Dorito taco inside of it Is it is that what it is? Yeah, I thought that it was a flamin' hot with a cool ranch dressing on it. I, I think I-

I mean, look, it should just be all variations of one item. So you think that they just get, they get the loco taco. Yeah. Okay. All right, so it's not, but it would mean you guys can't take that.

Okay. I guess we're changing ours to Doritos Locustacos. I think that Hank, it's the Flamon Hot Cool Ranch. I agree with that. I agree with that. Because they could just take the like the nacho cheese cheesy Gordiata Crunch and then everyone has a Gordiata Crunch on the. Yeah, there's very. Yeah, you're right.

You're right. So I'm deleting our Flamon Hot and we're just taking Doritos Locustacos. Yes. I think that makes sense. You're right. So I'm deleting our flaming hot. And we're just taking Doritos locus tacos. Yes. I think that makes sense. Max is corrupt. Yeah. Okay.

Producing Max. So they still have to make a third pick. Okay. Henry. Daniel. Um. Hmm. Just thinking about, you know, it shifts in my family's life

and menu items that really, really pushed us over the edge. I feel like this one was a game changer when it came out, volcano taco. Okay, all right. I don't know your spicy guy. I'm not necessarily, but I'm- I have no notice spicy guy. It was a game changing menu.

It put you through one semester of college. Yeah, that's all I could make it through. Yeah. Put Hank through college. Okay, that's all I could make it through. Yeah. Put it in through college. Okay. Um, all right. Good pick. All right. We have pretty much the open point. We've got a lot going on right now. I, I personally am a massive fan of number four. Okay. I think it might be the best item on the entire menu. Should we do that? And then I just texted you that and should we just take that. Yeah, yeah, I like that. That's good because I think that it's it is the thing and we get it.

This is a good draft. Yeah. For our third pick, we're going to do the breakfast crunch wrap. Breakfast crunch wrap might be the best fast food menu item in America. It's that good. It is perfect. I usually get it with sausage. You can get it with bacon. It is. We're getting. I can't just run. I can't. Breakfast crunch wrap is

entirely different item. Oh, so it's a breakfast bag. It's got Doritos cheese, go to the crunch and a regular cheese go to the crunch is the same. But I'm not sure if I can't. No, you're not max. It's another. No, you're not. It's a different menu. There's the different. It's got completely you're not max. It's a different menu. There's the different it's got completely different ingredients altogether There's two different menus. What's the name order breakfast? Crunch wrap only direct breakfast crush What was your guys first? It's got eggs and hash browns on drops of cream and cheese interesting and I'd be like ordering hash browns and fries like There are different things like Shalupa and Shalupa Supremes That's fine. You know what fine. That's just one with with sour cream on you like that. Be like that I'm just I'm we're making rulings. I'm just trying to clarify

The name is the name Okay, okay, uh, this is under protest officially. Okay, wait, but you guys have like breakfast item. Yeah, it's a different Crunch the same name different. It's a different. It's a breakfast crunch wrap. It's entirely different completely different It's a different menu. You can't same name. It's a different. It's a breakfast crunch wrap. It's entirely different, completely different. It's a different menu. You can't order it. And it's a million times better from regular. I think I might decide with them on this one. Let's put it to a vote.

Okay. Does breakfast crunch wrap count? The bill is exciting. Raise your hand for yes. Yeah, it's Bill. It's off the billy. Who's gonna let me eat my Chipotle burrito in here? I will.

I will. I'll in here. I will Alright, that counts Okay, our last pick and this mic it contentious you guys can tell us right now I'm happy if you think that it's if you want to if you want to fight it max go ahead fight every pick. That's fine Little bitch I was on the side for that first. I know, I was joking. We're gonna go with probably the greatest sauce in the world. Fire sauce.

Fire sauce. Red. We get the red sauce packet. The fire sauce is the eye dream about Taco Bell fire sauce. You can put it on any menu item, including the cinnamon delights, and it makes it better. I used to, what is it? It's, they have different sauces, but the fire sauce is the spicy. It's not that spicy.

It's picante. It's like the perfect amount of spice. I would go and just take a bunch of fire sauces and then just put it on all non-tockabell things for the rest of the week. Yeah, and that's how good it is. Every family in America has a drawer. In their, either their refrigerator

or right next to their refrigerator, that's filled with Taco Bell hot sauce that you just keep and you take them out for special occasions. Have you tried to eat like a regular soft taco with no fire sauce? Of course. Doesn't really want to like eat,

but you took the volcano thing. Jake, to answer your question, there's a hotter sauce. So it's not the hottest. So it's not the hottest. So it's not the hottest. There's an extreme sauce, fire sauce. And Diablo sauce. Diablo sauce. It is the fire sauce in the black packet.

That's the Diablo. Yeah, yeah. Fire sauce is the perfect amount of heat and it's just a delicious, delicious sauce. I put it on everything I get to talk about. I'm gonna order a ton. Max, you like that. You do like that.

Yeah, I just wanna apologize to my'm gonna work max you like that. You do like that. Yeah, I just want to apologize to my grandfather Probably listening my dad I think I'll look family down We should have your dad grade this will finish it out. Can you have your dad submit his picks? Obviously I did oh So you took your dad's picks some of them so sounds pfc ever the ones who just went off the dome well My talk about anything to submit my I have I have literally my entire life except when I work there I'd make custom off the menu items

For myself that word you can include one of those fire. Well, it's like doesn't matter I want to know it tell me about the I'll be talking about my literal I would the cheesy gritty crunch variations I would make would be unbelievable. Would you put in them? Like I would put the first layer down, cheese, some nacho cheese. I was like five layer cheese. Maybe sometimes beef in the first layer

and then put chicken inside the hard taco. So it was like two different times of meat, five different types of cheeses, lettuce, people to guy. That sounds like a banger. It does. I wish I was high right now, so I could imagine it being high. I wish we got Taco Bell today.

I'm getting Taco Bell right now. Do you want some Max? No, it's okay. It's so good. But my whole life, which is this is gonna, like I would, I, soft tacos, cheesy-go-to-do crunch. I had a phase with the crunch wrap, but that's all that right.

Okay, so what's your pick? And now the grilled cheese burrito. And for dessert, cinnamon twist. Yeah, so what's your pick? Cinnamon twist. Cinnamon twist? Okay, good pick. Yeah, good pick.

It's not, it's not gonna, it's, your guys, it pops off the board. Well, here's the thing, I was thinking about- Fire sauce is bullshit, breakfast crunch wrap is bullshit. But here's the thing. I was thinking about fire sauce bullshit breakfast country I'm bullshit, but here's the thing I was thinking about doing cinnamon twists But I can't I was thinking about eating Taco Bell without fire sauce. It's not possible. It is possible It is not it is the best max backs me up on that you know the fire sauces But I like cinnamon twists. Simpsons is a good pick. That's a nice like evens everything out Okay, last pick. We're by turn around, walk out of the store

and go to Chipotle. No free ads, Billy. Disgusting. Put that on the board. Billy, talk about it on the board. Talk about Chipotle, or two completely different restaurants. Yes, no.

Do that one. The case of Rita. Okay, is it picked? Discontinuous. It is, you can make your own kind of, yeah, that's good. Case of Rita. Yeah, that plays. We took the of, yeah. What do you do? Case Reader. Yeah, that plays.

We took a no-talk on that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Not on the menu. You can take past menu. Next is pizza is on the menu, I think. It goes back and forth. Yeah. Okay, good draft.

What else? Hank, I was actually shocked when you were doing that diatribe. Soft tacos do, like that is a staple. Just the soft tacos. Like that's, so we're doing, should we do our orders when we go? What we get? Yeah, everyone do their order.

Okay. I do the cheese or go to crunch to soft tacos, meal. Now I add the grilled cheese burrito, Mexican twist, cinnamon twist. You know what else got left off, Hank? That I thought you were gonna take? Chicken quesadillas. I texted him that.

That would be my order. That's great value. I think the sauce that comes on the chicken quesadilla makes it an absolute game. said, I texted him that. That would be my order of great value. I send to you. The sauce that comes on the chicken quesadilla makes it an absolute game. Yeah, I bought that draft. Yeah. So my order at Taco Bell usually is one soft taco beef, a two chicken chalupas, one beef chalupa,

a chicken quesadilla, chips and sauce, cinnamon twists. Baha blast. That's pretty good. That's the success of this. That's pretty good. That's the genuinely two and a half meals. You start with the soft taco to get yourself warmed up, then you go to the chalupa's, and then mix in the quesadilla

in the chalupa. So like, eat a chalupa, have a bite of quesadilla, go back to the chalupa, then finish off with some chips, and the cinnamon twists. I'm very, very happy. I'm very happy. I'm very happy.

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and then you get a grilled cheese steak burrito. Baja blast and if it I also really love the cinnabon delights. Those are so good. Those were still a thing. Yes. Cinnabon delights are elite. Yes. So good. Yes. That's a good collab thing though. Yes. It's not pure talkable. Yeah. Okay, so.

I still like it. No, I know. They're good. I had those in the morning too. Yeah. That's my breakfast move. I get one hash brown breakfast crunch wrap and then I get Sinebon. Delicious.

I have variations of my order. It's whether I want to be very fat or just fat. Yeah. Yeah, I'll cut out one of my three chalupas if I want to be on a diet. Yeah. So, mine goes no matter what, chicken grilled cheese burrito all day. Like, can't go without getting the chicken grilled cheese burrito. It's the base.

It's the foundation. Yeah. Then you go side as a cheesy gordita crunch, just the beef, with the loco taco, cheesy gourdita crunch, and then my third and final item. This is where I go from fat, very fat to little fat, at either get a chicken case idea, add rice, fat moved by adding rice, but the great texture by adding rice. I do like the texture, yeah. Or if I wanna go a little fat, the Chipotle chicken amount, which is basically the same thing as a case idea,

just smaller. Had rice. When you order so much, when you make a way too big order of Taco Bell, you get completely opposite reactions depending on your mood at the time. You can either fall asleep immediately, or you cannot sleep because you're too full. Yeah, and I never know which one's gonna happen But you have to strike that perfect balance and get like just enough to be satisfied full

And your body knows that you just ate Taco Bell and is satisfied without overdoing it Which is very hard. There's also something about. Also, bahah, Shalupa's were where they go. They got rid of those Yeah, those are those are Anything Shalupa was just so fun. The delivery time. That was the other thing I the other thing I do I would do Shalupa cheesy go to the crunches. Oh You would make that yeah Yeah, that sounds incredible. They should hire us just to invent new menu items That's the best part about Taco Bell is like if you just keep adding all the items together and just make a bigger and bigger taco It's even I think it's incredible. I do, how about this?

A Mexican pizza quesadilla. Mm. Good. So last time I got Taco Bell, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, tournament. That's awesome. So that's why I kind of I didn't really fuck with Taco after that. It was like seventh grade. It was really embarrassing. Sounds like you couldn't control your balance. Sounds like a U-Pro man. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. U&J can't shake battle issues. God damn it Taco Bell. So good. Just wait like I got some on the way right now. Late night, late night after the bars going to Taco Bell. There's one on on the main drag and on state street in Madison. There was also one right main drag on State Street in Madison.

There was also one right next to Riggly that they got rid of when they did the renovate. That one was awesome. You know what's great about Taco Bell? It's a restaurant that you can drive past. And if they have the old logo and signage, like the brown logo, you're like, we have to stop there.

It's one of the old Taco Bell. Yeah, the one at Riggly was, it had like a parking lot, which like you don't see in that area. It was like, this is top crumbly, always filled. Yeah, I mean, think about how sick this was. I was a freshman in college and I had one of the old neon signs from the store and I had that,

it's huge, it was like this, you know, six feet, had that on my wall and then just all the beer boxes surrounding it in my room. Yeah, gangster That is pretty gangster One time you could like see it from the cafeteria beg up in the on signs on yeah when I was in high school I didn't have a date I didn't have a date to homecoming until like a week before the dance and the person that I ended up going with Also didn't have a date until like the week before the dance and It was too late to make a reservation. Well friends Chris

Your son Christine your mom No, so we so we go and we start looking for these restaurants that we can go out to all the all the big local restaurants are filled They're booked up with reservations and we just went to Taco Bell. Yes. And she was wearing a dress. I was wearing my suit and tie. And we sat down at Taco Bell, had a great meal. It's the best.

It's the best. Taco Bell forever. Nine months later, I'll be back with you. Don't be dead. Just that sound. Yep. That is an iconic sound.

Also those commercials, like food commercials don't phase me. I don't know how you feel as a bigger guy, but food, we're talking about Max. Food both of you, either one of you. Food commercials don't phase me. I don't know how you feel as a bigger guy, but food, both of you, either one of you. Food commercials don't phase me normally, but if I'm high and then you see like a slow mo, like, burrito with the fire coming up,

you're like, oh my god, you're talking about. That never, that's never, if I'm watching it, just watching it, I'm like, whatever. But when you're a little bit stoned and the slow mo, fire and like, the burrito just smashes against the ground and the cheese goes everywhere You're like, oh my god. Yeah, I need to go to talk about right now And when you ask if food commercials phase us just ask yourself how did you end up with 40 Papadillos

So yes food commercials do phase me. They work. They work on me. Hank's so right though about the burrito hitting the ground. Yes. Just slapping at the seasoning flying off. Yeah, that's fresh. And there's like a fire in the background. It's so good. And he's like, oh, oh my god. You have that moment where you're stoned on the couch

and you and your buddy look at each other and you just start smiling because you know he's thinking what you're thinking. Yeah, yeah, we got to go to the bell. Like, look at that. All right. Good mount Rushmore. Everyone go vote. Go vote early and often. That mount Rushmore is brought to you by Viator. Viator is a website and an app where you can book travel experiences like pub crawls, boat tours, museums and more. Hank and I went on a great boat tour of Chicago. Son of a- Lovely city.

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One app, over 300,000 experiences you'll remember, find your own boat tour. Me and Hank got so much closer on this boat tour. We're bros now do more with viator and now Here's Adam Davin Okay, we now welcome on a very special guest is Adam divine. He is an incredible actor Workaholics all your favorite movies got a new movie out The outlaws on Netflix on July 7th. I saw the I think think I fall you on Instagram. I saw the trailer and I'm in. I'm in Pierce Brosons in it. It's got bank robberies, it's got romance.

I'm in. It's, I don't know if you can even get me more in, but I'm all the way in. Good, that's where I want you to be. Dude, I'm glad you said July 7th because I've been saying the wrong date. I cannot be trusted with dates. I just did this event for like a NASCAR.

I said gentlemen, or excuse me, driver, start your engines. And then they're like, where is the movie? I'm like January 7th. Like there are like millions of people. I'm like, it's January 7th. And check it out. They're like this is a long intro for the, they're really promoting this movie several months out, but no, thank you for saying July. Yeah, I got you and we're excited to have you on. You are the workaholics trilogy. We actually were supposed to have you on in 2019.

I was reminded of this, but I had a kid. So that's on me. So you, we're going to be the first, you're off the hook. You're not a, you know, you are a big shot. Yeah. Holly would star, but you weren't dodging us. So I appreciate that. I've been wanting to come on. I love your guys' shows.

So thanks for having me. Awesome. Yeah. I mean, when I saw the preview for it and you're working with Pierce Bros and I immediately thought like, that dude must be one of the most intimidating guys to be in a room with just cause he's so devastatingly handsome. Yeah, I tend to work with very handsome men.

I think I just, me next to them is just inherently funny. So it's like me, Zac Efron, me, that the Hemsworths, you know, me and now Pierce Proz and so, um, yeah, I mean, he's, he's obviously wildly handsome, but, uh, he's also like really fucking cool, like very cool. Like I was so surprised, you know, be like, because he's in a totally different world than I'm in like I went to a um An archo of his he like does art and he had his first ever archo and I show up and there's people pulling up and like rolls Royces and there's a guy with a monocle

Like there's a man with a monocle Okay, so I immediately don't fit in like there's guys with scarves. The Paul Mitchell guy is there. Like the guy from the Paul Mitchell commercials with the long ponytail. Uh-huh. He's kicking it there with them. So I'm like, we run in totally separate worlds, but, uh, but he's super, super cool. The monocle must be a cool look to see out and pop. I don't know that I've ever seen a man wearing a monicle like in real life but if a guy walks into room and he's just rocking that one spectacle, you're like that dude is by far the richest guy here. Absolutely. You have to have at least a

cool 100 mil in the bank to even think about rocking a monicle. Yeah, yeah, monicle is like maybe steal your Dalmatians, maybe you know, rob a train. Mm-hmm. You're making a code out of family pets if you have a monical for sure. A magician assassin. Yeah, it's a vibe changer for sure, the monical.

So we pride ourselves on this show of never asking the same old boring questions but instead asking about the same old boring questions, around about way to make us seem like we're really good at our job. So how is it cool that you got hit by a cement truck when you were a kid? Because that's a story you can tell on interviews.

Dude, so cool. I honestly wanted to, after it happened, I came out of the call line, and be like, this will be good for Fallen. I'm like, it's Fallen. It's an icebreaker. It's something like a rock will be good for Fallon. I'm like, it's Fallon. It's an ice cream. It's something like a ballad.

I saw it in a vision. Cold bears gonna love this. I don't know why it's falling there, but I mean, yeah, you know, it's fucking wild, dude. Like I think about it, I'm getting older now, I'm getting older, and I, like my body is falling apart. Like my, I ripped my groin last year and it like, has not healed. And now I have like just sharpshooting pains down my legs and the doctors truly can't figure it out. And now that they're just go, well, you were hit by a cement truck.

That's like every doctor just like, well, there was a hit by a cement truck. So this isn't on me as a doctor. So you were hit by a cement truck. But as far as like telling, uh, you know, having great things to say on, on Ellen, it's, it's really been a blessing. It has. having great things to say on Ellen. It's really been a blessing. It's also like in terms of trucks, getting hit by a cement truck has to be the top of the list in terms of badass. Like if you get hit by a pickup truck,

okay, whatever. The only truck that would be funnier would have been a garbage truck. Yeah. Garbage truck would have been like, damn, I fucking blew it. When I was choosing what truck to get hit by as an 11 year old, Yeah, garbage truck would have been like damn, I fucking blew it. When I was choosing what truck to get hit by as an 11 year old, I blew it.

I was like, well, cement truck's funny. Die. Yeah, I've read the story and there were three trucks that passed and then the fourth one got you probably saw the other ones like, no, that's not that one. Not that one. Not that one. Okay, I got this. Yeah, it was like three cement trucks are going up the hill while two were coming down. I lived in the

suburbs. So, you know, new houses are being built every damn day. So like, three were going up, two were coming down. And as the third one was passed, my friend was on the other side of the street and he else come on. And I took that as coast as clear. And he just meant like, come on, I'm a little kid wanting to go to the convenience store. We used to go in like, rip pages out of like the playboys and get houses. Yes. Yes. When we were like 11, I don't know why we just didn't steal these damn magazines.

We were making way too much noise ripping pages out, but that was our genius plan. So that's what we were going to do. And then I think he was just too, too honed up to realize that his friend was gonna get hit by a cement truck. Yeah. I actually disagree on the garbage truck because I think cement truck, like when a guy gets hit over the middle and football,

it's like, damn, he got hit by a cement truck. Like you, that is the baddest thing to do. You got hit by a cement truck. Because in your head, you know, it's not how it works, but you think like that's a truck made of cement. Sure. And I think that's a difference between his big cat. You go with what's the bad ass,

and I go, what is the funniest? Yeah, true. It's sad to think for like admittedly, I blew it. A cement truck, a steamroller would have been like cartoon funny. Yeah, I got stuck with cement trunk. There's probably somebody in history that has been killed by getting run over by a clown car.

Just a car filled with like seven clowns going something. And did that, like yeah, of course, you got killed. But if you didn't get killed, you have to then become a comedian. Like if you don't, that's a wasted life. Like you're looking back at your life when you're an old person, you're like, I just worked in aluminum sighting for 40 years. Like, what the fuck did I do?

Like, I had the great opportunity to become a fantastic comedian. Yeah, that's how Spider-Man became Spider-Man. Exactly. Like, you got to be the funniest guy in the world. That's not exactly. So I was reading a little bit about how you, you know, you dealt with your rehab from that situation, and you would call into radio shows and do impressions. I'm pretty sure that's how it's actually. So I was reading a little bit about how you, you know, you dealt with your rehab from that situation

and you would call into radio shows and do impressions. I'm pretty sure that's how Frank Caliendo got started doing impressions too, right? Yeah. He had like debilitating back injuries and he was just in bed working on his impressions all the time and then he would start calling into radio shows and that's like the springboard

of his career. You guys have like kind of a similar origin story. I did not know that about Frank. That was one of my first, he used to have a show on like TBS, I wanna say, called Frank TV. And that was one of my very first gigs. I did like two or three episodes on Frank TV. Oh, yeah.

So yeah, evidently me and Frank have a lot in common. Do you still do the impressions? No, it was all like I just did like kind of a damn girl who would talk about like Omaha specific problems. And then I would do Chris Farley and but talking about very Omaha specific. I'm from Omaha. So just doing very Omaha specific. I'm from Omaha, so just doing very Omaha specific things. But then Omaha then farly died, which I was one I was devastated because he was my hero.

It still is. I think the guy was so damn funny. But then also because I was in what 7th, 8th grade and I couldn't do this impression anymore and it was just starting to like game traction. They told me I would call them to the radio station every day and do like three or four different characters and then they were like you have to come in like we want to put you on the staff and so I had my mom take me downtown and like we only out with my legs fully extended fully in cast and wheel me into the radio station. And they were like, Oh, you're a crippled child. We can't, we can't pay you. We thought you're a adult person. So then they would give me like free, you know, concert tickets and free CDs. So I have all like the cranberry CDs and all the sweet, sweet goo goo dolls I can handle. But then, yeah, so then Farley died and I couldn't do that

in pressions. So then I made the very poor choice of doing Farley from the grave. Oh, I think you could get away with doing that now. Yeah, it was like a week afterwards. I'm like, I gotta do it. I gotta do it. They need me. They need me. They need me. I've given you a special amount of time.

Yeah. The Omaha Drive time hour won't be the same unless they hear my Farley impression. That's a f**k. That's a 13 year old boy. That's fantastic. So you mentioned Omaha, you grew up at the perfect time for Nebraska football because I would imagine, I, so I'm a big 10 guy.

I went to Wisconsin. I would love to hear where your head is at because when you're what, 10, 11, 12, you're winning national titles. And as an adult, there's been nothing. So you had to basically do the whole story arc of like, wait, where'd Nebraska go? Why aren't we Nebraska anymore? Well, and what's cool and delusional about Nebraska fans is we every year, 100% every at the top of the year, we're like, this is the year.

Something's going to click in place. And this is the year. The magic of 95 is gonna be back. And obviously it has not been the case. Um, yeah, I was like, I remember some of my earliest, the first beer I ever tasted was 1995, I think we won the championship and we go with my family goes downtown with another family to like see people like in the streets and Omaha just like converged on Dodd Street, which is like our main thoroughfare. And people were like cracking beers and popping their trunks and filling their trunks with ice and just having beer everywhere and celebrating shooting

fireworks off. Katie's, it was a mind blowing for like a 10 year old boy. And my friend was like, yo, we should grab a beer and I was like, absolutely, it's a celebration. I see my parents celebrating like this. I have to celebrate. And then, you know, it tasted my first, you know, room temperature, a bush light

and it's never been the same. Yeah. So never been. So where are you at now though? Like it's, I mean, new coach. Scott Frost, that's Scott Frost thing. Like from, like I'm sure your family, like that had to have kind of killed you guys a little bit

just because whenever the prodigal son goes back and doesn't do it, it's like something, a small part of the memories before, die a little bit. I know you can't take away championships, but a little piece of him in Nebraska uniform feels different now. Dude, and it was so, because he looks, if you were to draw what a person from Nebraska looks like, it's Scott Frost. You know, just like strong jawed, like ready to like carry hay and husk corn, fucking just run 40 yards with a pig.

Yeah. That's what he looks like. And the fact that he couldn't get it done, it just sucks so bad. Also, I guess he was like, you know, word on the street is, he was like fucking co-eds left in the past. Yeah. So you're like, buddy, get your fucking shit together, ma'am And the fact that he UCF He like took them from nothing to they went like 12 games in a row or something fucking notes Yeah, so yeah, it was it was super disappointing. I'm hoping the new coach can get it down. He seems like

Yeah, every every time we get a new coach for like he seems like the guy. He does seem like Every every time we get a new coach for like he seems like the guy he does seem like Salted the earth this one. Yeah, well, Bo Polini was a great coach for you guys a friend of ours We like Bo, but he just didn't kiss anybody's ass. So they got him out. I fucking love Bo Polini I've I've got to meet as except for Scott Frost. I didn't meet him, but I met Riley, I met Polini, and Polini scared the shit out of me. Oh, I've met presidents, you know, that I'm less intimidated by than Bo Polini. And you could tell he did not give a fuck

about meeting me even a little bit. Most people were pretend, you know, they're like, hey, he's an actor, we don't meet him. And then they're like, oh, hi. He was like, mm-hmm. And I'm like, uh, yes sir, anything you want sir. Yeah. Yeah.

He wanted to kill me. He wanted to kill me the first time that he met me because I had long hair. Yeah. He literally was just staring at PFTB and like, what's, what are you a hippie or something? Like, what's going on here? Why aren't you have a military cut?

I love it. But now we're friends. He's a great dude. Yeah. He's,'s fantastic, man. And like, yeah, it was it was just he didn't play by the Nebraska playbook of like, we have to just be so damn nice all the time. And you can't get angry and you can't show emotion, which was Tom Osborne's thing. And, you know, bless him. He did a great job with what he did, but you can't put everyone into a box, right?

So like every coach is gonna coach a different way. And we were winning then. Yeah, we weren't winning championships, but we're winning eight, nine games a season. That's better than the four or five games we win now. I always think that Nebraska's curse because they didn't recruit Danny Woodhead from in state To go play running back at Nebraska. They let him do his pro dad Nebraska just to show off what a great athlete that he was

But they didn't even offer the kid. He was like the best high school athlete of all time I mean, yeah, we how we blown it so many times to like burrow Joe burrow wanted to come play at Nebraska. That's bad. You wanted to come play. He said he wanted to go to Nebraska. And then we were like, we're good. We got one of the Martinezes here. I feel like we've had a Martinez as quarterback for the last 25 years, but we got another one.

So we're good. You'll never hear from them ever again, but you'll go on to be a fantastic quarterback and make it to the NFL. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We saw, man, it's, it's, uh, it is disappointing. But tell you what, come, uh, come this fall, I'm going to be where my Nebraska red and white. And I'm going to be thinking that we're going to take the championship again this year. My, my best buddy, he has a tattoo that says, uh, my, my best buddy, he has a tattoo that says, uh, uh, it's like a Nebraska, like helmet. And then it says a national championships. And then right beneath it, very small. You wrote next year. So he always, you know, he pointed at that too. Next year, baby, we got it. I love that. Uh, you've been in so many things that, uh, I've loved. You were in Mike

and Dave's wedding, uh, need a wedding date, we Peter Churnin, our former boss. We did a whole like thing for it. It was a great movie. Obviously, pitch perfect. I've seen all of them. What's your favorite thing you've done outside of Workaholics? I mean, not to just hype this movie

because I am the outlaw, dude. It was so fucking fun. And it was, it was so cool about it. I mean, Mike and Dave, for sure, we shot that in Hawaii. It was, you know, it was like, when me and my wife were first starting to date, and we're in Hawaii the whole time, and I love the movie, and I love Aubrey and Anna and Zach, who are in the movie with me. But the outlaws, it was my, like I saw it from the very kernel of an idea, the writers came, they pitched me this idea and I was like, that's a genius idea.

And then I forgot about it for five years. I wrote it down in a notebook and then got busy with other shit and forgot all about it. And then was looking through this old notebook and was like, oh shit, this is genius idea. I wonder what if they, I'm sure they took it somewhere else and other people have the rights to it or whatever. And I called up the, all right, emailed. I'm not, you know, this isn't like 1994. I emailed the writers and was like, what did you do with the idea? And they're like, nothing, we thought you hated it. And so then I developed it with them

from the very beginning, Evan Turner and Benzzov. And then we took it to Netflix, and then we took it to Happy Madison and Sandler read it, and he loved it. And then from then on, it launched. That's an awesome story. That is really cool, yeah. It's got to be good feeling too,

to hear from Adam Sandler, like, I really like this project. I want to do it for you. Dude, it's also crazy because I don't know Sandler that well. Even after doing the movie, I've only, I met him a couple times, like kind of in passing and then just like a couple emails and a couple phone calls. He was like a god, I'm like I told the Farley story earlier. I'm like he was a god damn hero to me and still is. Like what he's been able to do with like his brand of comedy and you know, he went through a period where people were like

to like put their nose up to it and we're like, this isn't my kind of, you know, but he just like stayed the course and he's like, well, I think it's funny. And then a whole legion of people were like, yeah, fuck you. Yeah. I hope you for being so highbrow

that you don't like this all of a sudden. Yeah. And now I think people are coming back around on Sandler and everyone's like, yeah, but I really do love him. Yeah. He seems like the best guy. We had him on the show a few years ago. Seemed like a great dude.

But then there was a profile that came out on him and I forget what newspaper was where they just called up all of his friends that he had met over the years. Like everybody that he's worked with and everybody had nothing but the best things to say about the guy. He's loyal to his friends. He's just seems like an awesome dude. He did. We pitched a movie one time too. You may have heard of it. It's called Bon dogs. And it's an animated feature about dogs that get lost. And one of them, it's like Rudolph the Red Nose Randier meets Hansel and Gretel, right? So only one dog can get a boner.

Everybody makes fun of them for having a boner. And then they get lost in the snow and the boner trail ends up being their saving grace that leads them back to salvation at the end. We pick. You're pitching the right guy. Yeah. If all of my comedies could just be boner related, yeah, I would do that.

Yeah. So would you like to be loosely attached to it? Because right now, I think we have who's attached to it. Will Farrell. Will Farrell, David Spades said that he'd be in it. Dan Patrick's in it. Dan Patrick's in it. Lawrence Taylor said that he'd be in it.

We've got Dan Moles star cast. We've got Dan Moles star cast. We've got Dan Moles star cast. We've got Dan M be in it. We've got to damn all-star cast. We've put some of that in our life. And we're in talks with Happy Madison. We've been in talks with them for the last, I think, four years now. So maybe- They forgot about it. Yeah, so one day they'll go through a notebook and it'll be a dog with a boner. And like, oh yeah, that was a brilliant idea.

Yeah, yeah, dude. You know, as long as they wrote it down, you know, who knows if they wrote it down or not. Or at least just drew a picture of it. Yeah, that'd be nice too. So I can see from your perspective, like getting to grow up and then work alongside Adam Taylor, to a certain extent, might have been pretty cool. Was that cooler than getting to be in a Blink 182 video?

Mm. Ta-da. Ta-da. I mean, yeah, probably just because it's a, it's a bigger deal to like star in a movie and, and that is my dream. My dream isn't to be a video vixen. But I am now. So technically I am a video vixen.

I'm actually going to the bleed 22 concert this weekend, uh, like a, a storyline of the movie is I'm a bank manager, right? And the voice activation code to get into the bank is a Blink 182 lyric, which is, she left me roses by the stairs. And you have to sing it in the blink voice. And so we wanted to blink in the movie. And as like all the small things, and I like reached out to them, and I like they were, you know, it's gonna be so expensive when we just couldn't afford it.

And they were the coolest. They like hooked it up. They gave me like a homie discount to a point. I'm sure we still paid a fortune. But and then now I'm like friends with those guys, it's so fucking cool. That's awesome. Tom has a lot of other things I was played right now. He's actually like declassifying military secrets about. I know. I'm nuts is that every it's so great. It makes me go like, Oh, I've done nothing with my life.

Like everyone made fun of the guy when he left blank to like pursue UFOs. And then he did it. And then he came back to blank point eight to two. It was the perfect circle. Yeah, incredible. So you're starting your career. When you move out to LA and you're working and you're also doing comedy and stuff, was there a moment where you almost quit?

I always am fascinated by people like moving to LA and be like, hey, I'm gonna try this. I'm gonna do it because it obviously doesn't work out. I mean, there's probably 99. I'm at 9% of the time, it doesn't work out. Was there that moment though that you powered through that you were like, you know what, I'm gonna keep doing it. Something's gonna happen.

No, I mean, we were really lucky. Like, Workaholics came around fairly early on. Like, you know, and at the time, like I was, I was 25 when we got at Workaholics when they gave us the green light, not when it came out, but when they gave us the green light. And I've been trying to do stuff since I was 18. So that's seven years.

So that's not a short period of time. But in the grand scheme of things, it, you know, having your own show when you're 25 years old is, is pretty early. So yeah, no, not really. It was kind of everything sort of as clipping along slowly, but surely it'd be like, I'd get a commercial or I would be on a sweet arc on Frank TV. And, you know, so it really was him. I didn't get to that point. Now, if like, workaholics didn't come around and it was five years, go by and I'm in my 30s

and I realize I didn't go to college and this is all I have, I, you know, maybe I would be doing something else. Yeah. Maybe it would be like a real estate agent and be on a billboard somewhere. Oh, you would be a great real estate agent. Thanks, man. You would. I mean, you, you have a face for billboard. I actually have a very dumb question

that we like to ask sometimes of our good looking guess. Um, when did you know you were good looking? Thanks, man. I mean, you're a good looking guy. You're a very good looking guy. You're a heartthrob on the, on the screen. But was there a moment where we're like, oh shit. I am. You know, if you look up, does Adam Divine, and it might have changed now,

but this will get it back there. And this is what I want to have be there forever, because I like it. Does Adam Divine on Google, it changes it to, or like the third thing down, it's like, does Adam Divine sing? Does Adam Divine divine something else and then it says does Adam divine have down syndrome yeah that's the autocomplete that just came up right now that's the autocomplete

first thing although that might have been because I I've searched this like 20 times over the years so thanks for bringing it up because I was going to ask but yeah no I know I never really thought I was a particularly good looking. You know, I think I'm good looking enough that for comedy. I think for comedy, I'm good looking enough. You're comedy 10. But they're like, I guess he could get it. Like he's funny. So like, maybe he could get the girl, you know, girls like that. He's good looking enough. If it's how small of a town is he living in? That's perfect.

Is it like a really small town? Yeah. And there's like the one really good looking guy, but he's the funny one. Okay. We can't put, we can't have a romcom and Manhattan. Oh my. Yeah. In Omaha town.

Yeah. He's a very rural romcom star That's awesome and also you can sing you can say I imagine that's helped you out along the years You're pretty good singer. Yeah, I haven't really crooned too many Women in my life. I Didn't I didn't even really know I could sing until I got the pitch perfect movie It was just like they wanted me to audition for the movie I sang like they I didn't know that the movie. I sang like they, I didn't know that it first I didn't know is a, I've told the story a million times, but I

didn't know it was a singing movie. I thought pitch perfect. It's a baseball movie. And I, like show up to the audition, didn't prepare anything, didn't even look at the sides, because I was too busy with work all of it. And I didn't give a shit about it. And I show, show up to this baseball movie audition. I'm like quickly memorizing the size. I'm like, this isn't about baseball at all. It's singing. I go in there, the audition goes great.

And they were like, what, what's on you? I prepared. And I'm like, I don't have a song prepared. And they were like, well, you need to sing something. So I just sang whatever popped into my head. And it was the full house theme song. It was whatever happened to predictability. The milkman, the bivobo, the heaveman TV.

And they gave me the part. And I don't know, I sang like a fucking 70 year old black jazz singer. And they gave me the part as a bumper who strictly sings like Regona and like pop songs. You got typecast. Yeah. Yeah. We're going to do any uh, we're going to do any uh, Louis Anderson songs this year. Yeah. Well, yeah, yeah, yeah. The kids love listen, Louis, Louis Armstrong. Yeah. That is genius though, because if you start singing that song,

everyone in their head finishes the song. So you like you know, he can sing and then it kind of masks that I'm just perfectly fine at it. Yeah. You know, I've been like I'm since doing those movies, like I get invited to things and like people will try to put me on the spot and be like sing something and I'm like I'm not a real singer. And then you're around people that are real singers who actually have beautiful voices. And I feel like every time I sing I'm just trying to do my best impression of people that can sing really well. That's an act. And I think I'm

a good enough of an impressionist that I could pull that off. But sometimes that's why can you do an Adam Levine? Well, I mean, just my face and body. Yeah. Did people, was there anybody in your real life that thought that you were in deep trouble in your marriage when the Adam Levine deems came out? No, no one like that close to me, but like truly, and that's the only reason I try not to like get in people's drama, you know, but,

you know, it was a guy had a thing with his wife. I don't want to get in the middle of that shit, but I was getting dozens and dozens and dozens of people being like, how dare you cheat on your wife. Like, fuck you, dude. I liked you. And I'm like, and then I was getting like news like it was it'd be like local news from Pittsburgh That was like Adam divine cheats on pregnant wife And so then I had to like I wrote Something about how I like did some dumb Instagram posts about how it's not mean You know me and my wife are fine, but I am going to name our future baby Sumner. Because then I guess that was like the girl in drama.

But my parents did not understand my parent, my dad called me and was like, what the fuck? Sumner? That's an ugly ass name. And they're like, well, yeah, dad, it's the Hollywood name. Yeah, what the hell? Yeah, all right. I guess whatever. He's not a wine dog.

He's not rooting for the corn huskers. Yeah, some are won't root for the corn huskers. This is a random question. You were on a charity version of Price is Right. Just tell me how awesome that was because I, that's all I've like, I've always said I have a dream job, but the only job I'd leave this job for is if I was the host of prices, right? It's my favorite, it's my favorite game show ever. Me too. I'm actually like, I think you have a better chance. You have a better chance

at me. I don't know. We might not have to fight. I hope as we get older, we have just dookie need it out with each other, trying to get this prices right, roll one through leaves. But dude, it was so cool. I'm like, really going to hit in the laundry list of, of, of game shows that I'm trying to do. Like I did prices right. My family just did celebrity jeopardy versus Ders' family. Oh, hell yes. Yeah. And then, and then I'm going to do like wheel of do wheel of fortune here in next month's sometime, just as a fun thing to do. That's great.

That's the dream. That's like my... They asked me to do Jeopardy and I was like, nah, I'm good. I'm way too dumb to be on Jeopardy. I don't want anyone to truly peel the curtain back and be like, oh, he's a total idiot. Yeah. Yeah. What is Ignoramus? Yeah. Such a high risk of failure too. Like if you win on jeopardy, everyone, like they'll remember that for like a day, but if you have that screenshot that shows you with like negative numbers of the end of double jeopardy, they're like, this guy is so dumb. Because I know how I operate. I'm gonna go for the gold 100% of the time.

So I'm always gonna go, I'm always gonna like double jeopardy. I'm gonna put everything that I have up for that. I'm always gonna try to get the $1,000 questions. And I know that I'm just not smart enough to compete. Yeah. I know what I know, but then I do, there's huge gaps in my knowledge. Yeah, I want to give you an opportunity

to clear up the air on a certain situation that happened to you because I read the first two headlines. Under news that's listed under your name, one was that you saw a guy get shot at a poker game and then the other headline was, you did not see a guy get shot at a poker game. And then the other headline was, you did not see a guy get shot at a poker game. So the truth is maybe somewhere in the middle. I saw a guy kind of get shot.

No, I didn't see it. I talked about, we did our first ever live podcast. And my guy, I was like, I'm gonna talk about this on stage. And the guys are like, dude, don't talk about it. It's gonna be, and I'm like, I'm gonna talk about this on stage. And the guy's like, dude, don't talk about it. It's gonna be, and I'm like, I don't know. Someone was murdered at my neighbor's house this morning. Like, it's on my mind. I'm gonna bring it up.

Like, I can't not talk about it. This is what I do. And then I totally put my foot in my mouth and how I worded it sounded like I had witnessed it But also it didn't if you If you listen to it, I think the media kind of took it and and spun it but so essentially my neighbor Does that has this poker game and I've never met this guy

but he like Has like Bugatti's and Lamborghini's parked in his driveway. And there's just like a slew of like dudes and pulling up on Rolls Royces and shit going on there on Tuesday nights. And they have security and valet parking. And so kind of it's annoying, right? Because it's just like, it's right across the street. We live in the Hollywood Hills. So there's, it's just tons of traffic in front of your house all night long on a Tuesday. And then me and my wife were out of town and then this murder happened. And I get photos of like literally my house saying a 39 year old man was murdered.

And my family thought I was murdered. Jesus. So they were terrified, right? And I'm sleeping in like an asshole. family thought I was murdered. Jesus. And so they were terrified, right? And I'm sleeping in like an asshole. I wake up at like 11 a.m. And there are, like people are freaking out. I have like a dozen phone calls,

like 35 text messages of people thinking that I was murdered. And yeah, and so I did not see the murder, but a murder did take place in my neighborhood. So that sucks. But I guess a silver lining in that is you got a bunch of people that were so relieved that you were still alive. That must be cool.

Yeah, it was cool to see that people didn't want me dead. Yeah. Yeah. So Jesus Christ. So you cheated on your pregnant wife and you got murdered. Dude. What a lie. What's crazy to see like how quickly the media can spin something or like get one

fact wrong and then just run with it? Uh huh. Cause I never said I witnessed the murder. I said that a murder happened across the street. But I and I said I witnessed people cars coming in because in previous weeks, I had witnessed this every Tuesday. So every Tuesday, there's just like a slew of like, lambo super nice porches,

Bugatti's pulling up to go, what I assume is like this poker game. And then I found out like the guy in his Instagram and I had like saw the photos and like, yeah, they're doing like high stakes poker game and shit in there. So, I'm glad you're not dead. Yeah.

Yeah, thanks guys. Thank you. Yeah, I had one last question here. You mentioned your wife a couple times. You're married to Chloe Bridges. Respectfully, respectfully, nice work, nice work. How awesome is it being married to Chloe bridges? It's awesome, dude She I mean one. She's like obviously a super babe and

She's yeah, she's she's great. She's like super sweet nice Very happy question when you talk down the question. He's like dude. How's your wife? Yeah Respectfully okay is she like a roux bitch? That's always the truth. Respectfully, you knocked it out of the park. Yeah, I know, dude. It's so funny. Like, it's so funny.

Especially when I meet people that don't like know who I am or what I do. Like, we'll be like my family lives in Lake of the Ozarks, Missouri. And so some, we'll go out with them in Missouri. And you just see some like, Missouri dad who has no idea who I am. And he'll be like, see Chloe and, and be, and, and, and, you know, we're introduced to ourselves. And I'm like, oh, this is my wife, Chloe.

And he's like, her married you. She's married to you. And I'm like, yeah, man, yeah, she's married to me. And she's like, he is with you. What's your name? Does Adam Divine have? Who's right there? Who's going to know?

That's amazing. All right, I have one last question. Is a rowback question rho bsk.com use code take 20% off your first purchase. Q's if pull those hoodies joggers shorts everything at rowback.com 20% off your first purchase. All right, so we talked about all the cool stuff you've done. You've had an incredible career. You've got a lot of years going forward where you're going to do some incredible stuff. But where does, uh, having your own day in Omaha rank amongst your career accomplishments. So November 10th, is that right? Is, is Adam divine day in Omaha? I think that is the day. Yeah. So what happens? You get to just do whatever you want on that day. I don't, never talk to him has their own dad dude. I have no I have no idea that they they gave me the day and then there's been no follow-ups. I'm like, so what's going on? And like nothing. What? That was the old mayor.

The new regime. We don't care at all about you. Joe Joe Siwa is from Omaha now. So Terrence Crawford, we got other celebs that we like more than you. But I mean, it's truly nuts. I filmed my stand-up special in Omaha at the Orphium theater where Bert Kreischer just filmed his last special and it was nuts. We did two shows. It was packed. And then I say we're going to head to this bar afterwards. And like, they had to shut down the street. And we had to have police escorts to like go to this bar afterwards because Omaha, like, showed out. And there was like five to 7,000 people that were just like in the streets, like waiting to get in. It was, yeah, it was fucking nuts. It was really cool.

Yeah. All right. Well, last last big shout out to Omaha. Yeah. Last last question. Give us a prediction for Nebraska this year. Give us the record. Dude, we're winning it. We're winning it all. Okay. I'm defeated. I'm defeated. It's not even a possibility that we're going to lose a game this year. Just remember that your coach does spit on himself from time to time. So if you want to look at that, that's, that's inspiring. He's going to inspire the youth with that. There's a couple of him at Baylor where he just tried to spit and it just landed right on his, his, uh, we wears a smock.

Yeah, it's nice. Smock and it was so, oh man. That's tough. Oh, yeah, dude. Yeah, stuff and he better not wipe it away too. Let him see. Yeah, little grit. Like great. All right. Well, Adam, thank you away too. Let him see yeah little grit. Great. All right Well, Adam. Thank you so much everyone go see see the movie. It's on Netflix. You don't have to go anywhere

You can sit on your couch and watch it July 7th. I will watch it. I love watching. There's nothing better when a new Netflix movie comes out It's like boom my week. I have no Yeah, you know, it's big too. It's like we have some crazy action set pieces like we drive an armored truck through a Cemetery like it's fucking wild dude It like the shit that they let us do. I was like this my dream come true to just do big action comedies like this So yeah, please watch outlaws. I love it. I love it. Thanks so much, ma'am. We really appreciate your time awesome. Thanks guys much, ma'am, I really appreciate your time. Awesome, thanks guys. This show is sponsored by BetterHelp.

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How we feeling? Hot. It's hot. It's real hot. Yeah. Some takes. I mean, you're upset that Brooks is really good. Not for any of the political reasons that people think.

Okay. I, you were telling me last night, you're like, I should not believe you took that money. No, he's just, this is bullshit. It was been funny watching, because Frankie has been going in sprux for a few years now with all the Dave stuff and the match I was supposed to happen. And watching Frankie get called like a huge lib

on there for being like, oh, you hated because you took the money. It's like, dude, if you think that, then you start following like 18 months ago. But here's the thing I like that you don't like Brooks. I think golf needs more of that where we all root for guys, but we also hate other guys. That makes golf so much fun.

Biggest pet peeze about golf is that no matter who wins, we all say yay at the end of it. Right. There's like seven guys in contention for the winner. And we're like, oh, I like this guy, this guy, this guy. There's never been that team aspect live. That's something that they do really well. There's never been that team aspect you rally around one guy

That's what you also need to be able to rally against one guy. Do you know who the four aces are on the live tour? Dustin Johnson. Oh gosh, we know we know. No, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I think number one team so many. Hank go ahead. Oh who? Oh, Boba. Okay. Boba's on the four aces. Isn't Baba because I thought Baba said, thank you, suppose not. Oh, so no, the fouries. Peter, Peter, you on. Yep. Dustin Johnson. Paparazzi.

And I got the fourth. Patrick Green. Patrick Green. Patrick Green. Shit. I'm gonna nail it one of these. Wait, so now that, so now that Tiger's officially retired. Not true.

Hold on now. That's not true, but go on. Tiger Woods assessed, I'm gonna get the same. Your colleagues that tiger's officially retired. Not true. Hold on now. That's not true, but go on Tiger Woods assessed. I'm going to get the same. Tiger Woods assessed his game after the after the masters. He made the cut. We don't talk about what happened after that. Mm-hmm. Made the cut. He realized he could not walk anymore. He had a decision. Do I hang it up? Do I hang out the cleats and just follow up to Charlie? It was a huge fan of the show. Yeah, I mean Charlie is not Charlie is better than Charlie's going to have more major.

Huge family is the greatest. How huge How many majors do you think Charlie would just gonna get? I mean Not for the possibility is quite literally endless. Yeah, but he also could he's at the age where in two years all right All right, finish it right now. He's like he's a salad. Yeah finish your sentence is wrong But finish sentence. He's just at an age where in two years he could be like, I don't want to do something else. No, well listen, we'll respect whatever he wants as his fun uncles, but he's gonna be a great golfer. Charlie, if you're watching this, we love everything about, but we love you more.

We love you way more. But even though you're 14, that's not critical. Yeah, you hear how he's doing? No, Roxy hates all our guys. Yeah, we stand with our guys through thick and thin. Listen, Tiger assesses his game and he realized that if he gets another surgery, he can compete. He wouldn't have done it if he didn't think he could win again. I'm standing behind my guy. Tiger wins another major for sure. No, what kind of surgery is he gonna get?

He got this planet-fascinated. He's a play-itus. Yeah, basically. I want Tiger to play. It's awesome when he plays. I just, the question, maybe I phrase it wrong. He's not going to play a lot Maybe that's been

What are you made right and that's it? So who is your guys guy now? You have to have a guy I mean We need it. We need a Tracker to start out with times you said guy on the show Yeah, Tommy Fleetwood is is there for us. He's not a winner yet, but he will be. Has he won a major? No. Tommy Fleetwood, no.

You think you're teaching at Chinacock? That's where he goes. That's where he goes. Wait, no, I don't want to answer the question because you're asking us who is our tiger replacement and right now there is not one. But you're gonna have to think about it. Like, you've got to have a replacement.

No, I know, but who's the person you're gonna ride and die with? It's never gonna be like tiger. It will never be like first true love. But like next 10 years, is there a person that you're like, this is the guy we're going to like, if he's in contention, it's fuck everyone else. I haven't come across my desk yet.

Okay, so back to Charlie for a second. Obviously he's only 14 right now, right? Doesn't have that much distance. If Charlie Woods had Rory McElroy's distance off the tee, how good would he be? Would he be one of the best golfers? This is the Michael Black question. Yeah, you're right.

No, Charlie Woods is Charlie Woods' question. Would he be top five? You're asking if Charlie Woods had Roy McElroy's driver distance? Yeah. God fuck you. I mean, he's close, but he's not there yet. Well, there was that clip that came out recently where Colin Morkeau was talking to Tiger Fuck you. I mean, he's close, but he's not there yet.

Well, there was that clip that came out recently where Colin Morcao was talking to Tiger being like, has Tiger or has Charlie outdriven you yet, and he said not yet. Okay. Erno, he said has he beat you? Wait, look, if you guys see this car, because that's not hard to do with the car.

The way Tiger Woods talks is pure comedy. About Charlie? Oh my God. He better respect him. Just the way he delivers the word. It's like he's never spoken to a real person. Yeah. Collin goes, he out driving, he goes, not yet. So maybe soon though. Speak to Collin. What's wrong, Collin these days?

It's hard. Like, these guys, they have these huge starts to their career. You have all these aspirations for them, all these expectations. And then they don't just like, like, Collin not winning a major since he won basically back to back, right? He won, he just won the last one. He's going to win 20 majors. Like, all right, I'm going to win 20 majors.

I'm going to win 20 majors. I'm going to win 20 majors. I'm going to win 20 majors. I'm going to win 20 majors. I'm going to win 20 majors. like Colin not winning a major since he won basically back to back, right? That's where he won. He won. He just won the last one. He did. He won the British Open. It's like, this guy's going to win 20 majors. Like, all right, if he goes three or four years, that winning was still like normal. Yeah.

He's still, whereas worry, that's been a long time. Dude, that one makes me sad. Yeah, I know you're a big worry. I'm a huge worry guy and it's, it's been nine years now and everyone. I mean, he should have wanted mean, he should have won it. He should have won it, saying Andrews. He just couldn't make a putt. Cam Smith caught fire in the back nine, won it.

And then at this, just at this last one, if he just makes literally one putt, yeah, there's a very good chance that he wins. We just couldn't make a... What's that, that Danny Rapp said on the last podcast? I think Rory, since the nine years he hasn't won, has finished in the top 10, like 20 times in a major. That's like one or two right there.

He win another. He win another. We've been saying that if he goes 10 years and he doesn't win we have to start referring to him as like the guy that will never win a major. Dude, so when everyone was rooting for Ricky at this US open, as a Rory guy I was like, yeah, you're rooting for Ricky because he's never won one. As a Rory guy I feel like Rory hasn't won one either. Yeah, it's been a long, long time.

Yeah. That, you just feel like he's gonna run into one, but boy, it's, you know, going on 10 years. Where did you guys land on the Michael Block? Little too much. It was a lot. It was a little too much. Great story.

I liked how he got emotional riding me in my dad because my dad just cries at everything and he was crying at everything. But when he started talking about like, I'm actually like the same as these guys just haven't had the same breaks. I don't have the same distance. It's like, well, no.

I said like, these are the guys that you're playing. It's aren't like not human. They have arms and legs and eyes, just like you do. You just didn't do it. I actually didn't like hit the ball as far as them. That stretch, that weak stretch, where he went from finishing 15th

and then he played in the next tournament when he finished dead last, I was like, okay, the world is restored. Like that's okay. He also was seeing through it a little bit because he had played in like four majors. He got burned a little bit by the framing of the narrative where the narrative is that this Michael Block guy, we pulled this guy off the street and now he's competing in this major where the truth is he's a club bro, he's fucking good. He's really, he's not, you know, he's talking about like,

if I had Roy's distance, I would be top five in the world. He's not that good, but he is way better than the general public thinks. Literally, we got this guy, he was at the local muni. And he's now he's playing, he's almost gonna, he's gonna top 15 in a major. That's not the whole truth. And we don't, we don't, we don't, not just awful. When he dunked that hole in one,

he kind of forced us to talk about him that way. He like, this guy's incredible, you know? And we're part of the media, it was our fault. That's sometimes when I see a story like that, I catch myself just looking at it from a view where I'm like, of course, people are gonna turn on this guy. That's gonna happen. We're talking about him so much, he's getting so much love.

That eventually people are gonna be like, all right, we're sick of this story. Let's take a look at this guy, Dex. And's gonna happen. We're talking about him so much, he's getting so much love. That eventually people are gonna be like, all right, we're sticking this story out. Let's take a look at this guy. I like this guy, and all that stuff. Yeah, yeah. What about our boy, Max? Great. How's Max?

The expectations on him at LAC were way too high. Yeah, that is true. He was like the fourth favorite, fifth favorite. He was up there. It's just like the odds of that guy, the hometown kid winning a major. Number one, it's just obviously he was only going to have failure in everyone's eyes if you didn't win. He could have the guy to go and sell the bad third and know what

it cared. And it sucks so bad we can't, we'll cut this part so he never hears this, but like I actually get like physically pain when he doesn't do well because I feel like we're friends with him. So it sucks. Like I really want him to do well. Yeah. Again, I'll never, I'll say I'll never set that Like I really want him to do well. Yeah. Again, I'll never, I'll say I'll never set that. I'll pretend I never set that. But he's just such a good guy. Yeah.

He's got it in him and like he'll be back. He'll be back. He's maxed too good of a guy to be a great golfer. No. No. No. He's got that side of him where he's just, he just wants it really badly.

Yeah. Like that's another one where it's framed so oddly where for the longest time he was the Twitter guy. He was the guy who's roasting swings and you're like, no ways, he gonna become a major winner or I mean, when in a Riviera was huge. That's a incredibly difficult tournament to win. So it's that sort of shifts it,

but you can start, I just think looking at Max is like the guy who is on Twitter and Roe Swings. There's a whole different part of him where he's like, no, I'm gonna shut that off, right? Yeah, he's shut that off. Yeah, he doesn't do that, right? Yeah, but you brought it up like, does he wants it so bad right now and maybe like the more that you want it. More pressure left softly.

He's got to play it cool around mages. Make the mages want him. Yeah. Could be. I don't know how you do that. I don't know We'll fix it. We'll fix it if we have the one in nine years I don't know how any of these guys are gonna win one. It is so fucking hard to win a major. It's so hard All right, right. You ready for some etiquette fake. Yeah, they should be interesting

Do you think Hank plays more golf than you guys? It's close. You just play a lot. Very close. The gap is certainly closed. I guess. Yeah, a lot. It's a song. It's nothing to talk about. There's no sports.

We've got no work. Right. We have no work at all. We've been working like every day for the last three weeks. We've got the life less hours. The backs and memes look with their hollow eyes. Because they've done two all-nighters this week. I mean, today was work.

Yeah, it was. Great day work. Yeah, just grinding. Once played nine holes and we were on hour three at hole seven, is it okay to hit into the group in front of us? Slow golf is bad golf. Yeah, what do you do when someone's super slow in front of you and won't let you play through.

Yeah, I mean, a warning flare is sometimes warranted. I like that. You know, just let them know we're here. Right. We know we're here. Right. And we have the ability to just keep moving. Now, warning flare comes after a couple of conversations

like, can we play through? I think you first, like, kind of say, like, man, slow out here, isn't it? And you hope that they say it's a group ahead of us, like, what they're doing out There's crazy hopefully we can skip them on a part there something but that conversation's not had you're in a bad spot Yeah, you know that the problems in front of you What I like to do is just sit down in the fairway when they're on the green so they look back and they see you

Sitting crisscross the middle of fairway. They know that okay, these guys are very impatient That's good because there is the stance where you're standing on the T-box and you're kind of leaning on your driver. That's like a hay fucker move. But if you sit Chris Cross applesauce, that might send the message even more. Yeah, you know, actually take a seat. Does it ever happen that someone will be like behind,

maybe not you guys specifically, but like, someone's behind you and you're actually not playing slow, they're just trying to play super fast. The worst. And what happens then? Well, if you're playing in a 4-7, there's a 2-7 behind you. Right.

They just play faster naturally, but it's like. It all kind of starts at the starting point with the starter, I've said starting three times, but the starter has to be able to see that there's a 2-7 on the T-sheet and a 4-7, and sometimes they'll put the 2-7 behind the 4-7 and it fucks your whole day yeah yeah like to we're actually not playing slow but the whole entire days rush I have anxiety through the roof I every time I'm over a ball like let's just not even put this let's go to the next t let's just go your day is being decided by the guy kind of messing up T-shirt behind you yeah I do get anxiety thinking about wait am I

gonna be the slow person out here because everyone's about pace of play so I've actually let some a group behind me play through on the first tee. I'm gonna go ahead. I'm gonna be your one. Yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah.

Oh yeah. Oh yeah. So my question, uh, say wait, if the group behind you keeps hitting up in your group, is it okay to tee their ball up and piss on it? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No, right.

You're asking about like his anarchy, okay? Like that? Yeah Yeah, that's that's ready to get into a full blown brawl I love go fights to the best because they just always end up with like two dudes and polos being like don't do this It's just a lot of untucked shirts. Yeah, no one actually throws a pawn. There's usually one spray nankle from a guy That's he tries to run but he hasn't run in like years and he steps into a bunker Yeah, and then just twists his ankle and falls down and then everyone helps him up the fights over. But if someone keeps hitting into you, it's happening not once, not twice, three, four times,

I think you can do just about anything. That's not a thing that you should be doing. Hitting into people that many times, you're gonna hit somebody in the head and it's like, that's crazy, you can't risk that. Do people ever die on the golf course from getting hitting Has to be a statistic out there. Yeah, that would that would suck. You were so slow that you got killed There more people dying the golf course are sneezing while driving

It's a good question. I feel like sneezing while driving yeah, yeah, I was always telling to take your hands off the wheel when you sneeze Right I know I'm going to carry one of the most very wrong. No chaotic things in the world and you're holding on off the wheel when you sneeze, right? That's a giant thing. I'm just very wrong. No. Chaotic things in the world. You sneeze and you're holding onto the wheel. It's a big jerk motion. You just let go and sneeze. You gotta control your body.

I guess if you're on the highway, I guess I could see that. Have you ever sneezed in a backswing? No. That would be the worst timing ever. I think you could control that. Thoughts on bringing your own beers onto the course where it's buying from the Beth card.

Yeah, that's the frup on right at the bad move Really, yeah, but like let's be honest everyone fucking does it But all right, I only say it's a bad move because I had a situation once where I was on a golf buddy's trip in Delaware And the guy that was at the pro shop knew the show and he was nice. Had all these shirts and hats waiting for us, and comped the round, and we knew none of this. We didn't even say who we were coming in. I walked into the pro shop, and the guy's like, dude, we got this today.

So, nicest guy of all time. I go up to my buddies, I'm like, guys, it's fucking free, it is insane. My buddy goes to the car and starts filling up. Oh, he appears. And a guy comes up to him and is like, excuse me, sir, like you can't bring an equal, he's like, you serious? And now my friend is up a career. Oh, I can't see. And a guy comes up to him and like, excuse me sir, like you can't bring an equal, he's like, you serious?

And now my friend's being a dick. And I'm like, that's crazy. Yeah. Because like, have some respect for what's going on. It's like bringing a drink into a restaurant. It's also, I didn't really thought about it until I saw a video recently where it was a guy who was trying to drive away from the golf course.

He was hammered. And it was because he had brought like beers on the course because it is kind of like a bar. And if the cart person can't actually see like, okay, this person's had too much, you can get in bad territory where someone's getting like black out drunk because they brought their own beers and you don't realize they're doing that. It's a boring side of it, but it is food and hospitality like part of the restaurant. Yeah, it's a good person. You have buy some beers from the car.

They probably make a good amount of their money off like the food and best. I like that. Also, the car girl's natural progression through the course should give you the perfect amount of beers for a round. Right. If you just, if you want to drink beers on the course, order it every time she comes around, you won't get too drunk, but you'll have a good time. That's the bad guys.

I also think it's just an age thing too. Because if you're in your early 20s, you're probably bringing beers on because it's cheaper, and then you get a little older and you're like, okay, maybe I should do the right thing here. I remember I once bought the fake driver that held liquor when I was like 23, I think it's rules. So I think it's-

But I was a dick. I think it's rules. So I think it's- But I was a dick. I think it's okay to do it if you do it with a respectable amount of sneakiness. Don't let them see you. Don't rub their face in. And don't bring two cubes of beer out of them. I think it's also there's probably the public.

If you're playing in a shitty muni, it's true. That's true. There's not going to be a carcroll coming around all the time. You should always sneak drinks in the movie theaters though. Are you allowed to say on airplanes? You supposed to say card attendant? I think card girl's okay.

I think card girl's okay. How would you- What if it's an older woman? Are you a dialatical older woman girl? Yeah, I don't know. I'm just asking you guys are my boys. How would you handle- How would you handle that time that Darren Revelle tweeted,

I'm making my boys chicken paramed for the Super Bowl And I was like bro, you don't have any boys. He's like I'm literally talking about my son What what's that guy up? I don't even know I don't see him around anymore It's like in memorabilia. Yeah, yeah Do anything about it. I can probably get a piece of that stuff. Yeah, sure Probably get a piece of that stuff. Yeah, for sure. Is he work for an entity or is he kind of action that work? Okay, I got you.

How would you handle one of your buddies that isn't playing good in turns into an energy vampire and completely kills the mood for the whole group? Do breakfast balls count as strokes? No. It's a good question. Energy vampire, everyone knows that one buddy

who takes it maybe a little too seriously when you're out with the boys, what do you do? Yeah, I mean, fuck it's hard. It's really hard to really get the vibe. Honestly, the answer is you just gotta get through it. Yeah. Like you, you're not gonna, the thing is you're not gonna change that. Like, I don't know how you would change it. Like, if I'm a guy who I think that I could, I have positive vibes on the golf course, and if I can't change it, and if we got a buddy like that, you're just like, you're lost. The only time he changes is breaking 90.

He starts to get actually frustrated. Really? It's like makes me uncomfortable. Yeah. Seeing Trent like want it. I love breaking 90 series. That's what I'm saying. Because I am breaking 90 series

is maybe my favorite thing on YouTube. Thank you. That's very nice. That's very nice. That's very nice. That's very nice. I feel like I'm living and dying with every round that you play. I want you to do it so badly, but then the problem is once you break 90, are you actually

going to do breaking 80? No. Which run? Break the last line. Yeah, my, we got a plan for it, but it won't release until it happens, but yeah, I'm not, I can't go to breaking 80. We'll be doing that until I'm 55. All right, so for people who don don't watch you should absolutely watch it. It's on the foreplay

YouTube But Trent the last one you were what you had like four strokes on 18 I had 85 strokes through 17 holes and you just If you if you part 18 you You can play the part for your play and you completely duffed the t-box I don't know that it wasn't duff. I mean, you're a mess. Yeah. How often have you thought about that?

Ever since it happened, every second of my life. Yeah. I was telling these guys, after that happened, I just, I went to Burger King and I just ate in the parking lot. I was just, I was so, and Matt isn't the word disappointed. Just like, I knew that I had an opportunity. It's the best I've played. I played so well, but hit my driver so well.

And for it to happen that way, it just was a complete stomach punch. And I think I blacked out over the ball because I watched it back. And I was like, man, I'm standing over the ball for a while. And I texted our producer, Brennan Jones. And I was like, did you guys add like a little bit of time or slow it down?

He was like, that was real time. So is she she that's on Frankie. He should have called time out. I've been getting a lot of that That's how that's how you call the time out. He was rolling. It was our first attempt to ever actually we almost did it I'm like I'm thinking this guy needs to make a four imagine me stepping him off and then he hits one of the water I'm like I'm the guy that froze Trent. No,, no chance. No, that was the whole thing was on me. What do you think about the fact that people want me to not tell him the score? I think that's fucking crazy. No way.

No, I wouldn't know your score. I would want to know. Yeah, I would want to know. I would want to know the score after like the turn. Well, no, what, in the last video, he Trent waited in the NAS for it. Yeah, right. That's the way to do it.

Like, I think it's like you shouldn't tell him if he doesn't want to know. You never should have told him that he needed. No, I'm trying to ask for a place like yeah. No, no, no, no, you had to on the last hole because you don't want to play it like you've got an extra joke that you don't have. Right. But I would very mad about that. I'm in for like check ins only like every three holes. Right. So we the way we did in the last three this is kind of how we've done it where we'll play nine holes and then we'll talk about whether I want to know or not. But it's also like I know how numbers work.

Like I have a pretty good feel whether it's a 42 or a 78. I have a good feel, but I will say on the last toll and the last one I thought I had five strokes in my head. I had four, but it didn't matter because I had to ball two feet. But to bring it back to like the vibes on the golf course, when there was a month or two period, a couple months ago,

we actually took a hiatus of breaking 90, because he was getting so down on himself. It felt like the series turned into shutting everyone up as opposed to him trying to achieve his goal. And we were like, all right, let's just practice and get better, and then we'll come back to it. And now he's got a way better mindset.

That's good. What helps me with my mindset golf is all about achieving the perfect ratio of alcohol in your system. There is that perfect. It's probably at a point a point 0.05 point 0.06 is where you're feeling good, confident, loose, but all your motor skills are still there. There's that what's that Instagram accounts is a saying Andre they do those like skits. Yeah. They did one yesterday of like the guy found the perfect he took a sip of beer and then stopped And he goes I just found the perfect yeah, I'm out. Yeah, and everyone got quiet And they're like what's going on? He's like he's completely in the perfect zone Yeah, and he striped it. He's like I'm in the zone. It's a great feeling

It really is and I think that golden ratio is like 0.05. You feel good. You're having a fun time. But then you go just you have that one hole where you peak above it real quick and it all falls to balls. Yeah, and then and then you're like, well, my as well get drunk. Yep. Yep. All right. Last one for Trent mainly. What is a piece of golf etiquette slash advice that you as an average golfer have picked up from playing with so many of the world's best players during your videos. Ooh. Good question. Well, we kind of touched on earlier. Just don't be the slow guy.

Yeah. Especially if you're bad. If you're average like I am, don't like, there's a lot I always talk about like waiting for the green to clear on a part five. When you're like, I'm going to go for the green here and then you duff a three wood and it's like, what the fuck are you doing? Just basically, don't be noticeable in the way in the things that you're doing. Yeah.

Cause like if you are, then it's, you're just taking up everybody's time for a guy who's not that good. So you just don't wanna be slow. What about shit talking? Cause I, like my friends that I play with, like it's shit talking, like that's what you do. Like it doesn't,

have you guys ever had a moment where you've like read it wrong and you shit talking and the person's like hey dude like I'm trying to fucking get a score here what the hell no I've once clapped like for a ball to go into the water and a match I was playing against like one of the guys on the islanders and he was just like Frank he's just like a dick like clapping for my ball to go and I want it why would that be like I probably, it was like early in the match and I'm like clapping as someone else's failure. It's supposed to be like a fun round out there.

I wasn't really. I'm like, if you're playing that match for a water ball, why wouldn't you get in there? Why wouldn't you? Yeah, there's a time and place for sure. I think if the match calls for it, then you guys have to both know that it's like cut through. That is another thing though.

We talked earlier with Rudy against professional golfers. There is a thing in golf where even when you're in a match like that, people do not like when you outwardly root against them. It's strange. Yeah, I don't like that. So this is a personal sport. Like you can't like root against the team.

You're rooting as one guy to fuck up. Yeah, which would be a little bit more weird and like do you do that in regular sports though? Yeah, like specifically. Yeah, yeah. Like if you're watching a football game, you watch it like I hope that offensive lineman just gets. Yeah, I hope that corner back just fucks fucks fucks up. I hope the running back just falls down. Yeah, why do you

it's the whole. Terri Luan's going to give him another sack here. Watch this. Keep rise on him. Hi, hypothetically, I have one last call, etiquette question. Yeah, is this read it in Sugley horse head on the course the other day. What about looking for somebody else's ball? Is it is it polite to help somebody look for their ball? Yes, and should you always do that? Also, can you do the like just like fake look? Yeah, I gotta be honest with you in the trust tree here I like always kind of fake look. Yeah, it has nothing to do with that. I don't want to find the ball But I'm not I don't know if I have an opponent great Yeah, but I'm not gonna like pull on a search party

So that's someone's going for something. They're trying to have a thing, but I'm not gonna like pull out a search party and let that ring do. So let someone's going for something. They're trying to break 90. I'm fucking looking for his ball. Yeah, yeah. But if it's just like a guy and the other cart that we're playing for some, I think I saw it over here.

Yeah, the best is finding a ball that's not the ball because then it validates that you were looking. Well, you're like, oh, I see a ball here. And it's not your ball. You also have to watch what you say when you do that. A lot of people would jump to gun and be like, I got it here. I mean, you walk over and it's not it.

That moment for the other person sucks. We're like, they're in a search party and they hear that and they're like, fuck yeah. Oh, sorry, it's a noodle. Fuck, yeah. I'd also say if you're playing in a for some and the guy looking for the ball is in the other cart, it's, you don't have to go over there.

Yeah. You can kind of go over there, but there are situations where it's like, oh, our balls are on the other side of the fairway. So it's like, they can't expect us to go over there and have a search for the ball. So they have balls out there. What's that about? Smowers? Yeah.

It was the balls cut in half. Yeah. The mowers. Yeah. Also, Trin is bad as that swing was on 18. Remember, you fucking stuck it on sawgrass 17. That's right. Yeah, that's people forget that. People do. Remember you fucking stuck it on sawgrass 17. That's right.

Yeah, that's people forget that. People do it. Don't really people forget that trend. Sunday pin, dude. Sunday pin. I put it on the green 17 sawgrass. So I can say whatever I want. I can do whatever I want.

Yes, that's fact. Okay, good show everyone. Numbers with the random numbers. 69. I think I beat you, Hank. I think yeah, PFT got you. Let's go 89 89. OK. You guys want to get some numbers?

Oh, I would love to get some numbers. Yeah, it's 1 through 11. It's 1 through 11. 13. 13, OK. 47. I'll go 17. Memes, you ever gotten this?

No, you got one. 20 for Shane, you all in? Have you ever gotten this? 10, OK. Bill, Billy got 21 Jake 18 It's on 89 because I already generated it. Do you want me to generate you want to clear it? Wait, wait, you generate it It was a period of 89. No, it was stuck at 10. I hit it once to clear it and it went to 89 That's the way no, this was before

to clear it and it went to 89. That's the win. No, this was before. Dude, you can look in it. I haven't touched it, it was before. Did you just, when did you hit the button? Like three minutes ago. Oh, so it was before he gets. Yes, yes.

Do you want me to clear it again? I'll clear it again. Sure. Oh, there we go. It's clear it again. Okay. I mean, I, I thought you could probably see. I was number eight.

You can see that you can see what I have. That's a fake win anyway. I wouldn't have been valid. I'm not always you know is number you can see that you can see what they win anyway. I will not be valid I'm generating it ready Let's fake win anyway. Oh, no, he gets one Three Memes always guess three he's never gotten it means wait Memes got it one time Memes got it one time before right but three was the number. Oh, you haven't got it before no He's never gotten it. That's brutal dude. Yeah, three was the number. Wow

Love you guys I say I say anyway The day is another day to find the shine I'll be coming for your love of me Hey, come here Take me up, I'll be gone, let's die off too But I'm here, still in a way And then my life is okay, stay up to me I like so better to be taken so easily Hey, come here Take me, take me, oh, I'll give you a good day you