Pardon My Take - Alabama HC Nate Oats, NBA Trade Deadline And Sweet 16
Episode Date: March 26, 2021The NBA trade deadline saw a flurry of action and we talk winners and losers (2:35 - 14:50). The Bears are trolling Big Cat but he has a plan to fight back (14:50 - 19:46). Sweet 16 preview and we wel...come on Alabama Head Coach Nate Oats to talk about the tourney, math, Hurley brothers, and more (19:46 - 70:23). We finish with Fyre fest of the weekYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake
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26 and the NBA trade line has happened ready for this pft ready for this big j
Sentence that I'm gonna use ready this league. No, no, no, not this league not this league this league or as Adam chapter said
What he said NBA trade deadline is fire emoji and that was the end of emojis forever
But I was gonna say an unbelievable trade deadline
But the biggest trade that happened didn't happen
Kyle Lowry's still a raptor. That's what that's wherever there's there's not the big blockbuster
Like, you know what the biggest trade was the raptors kept Kyle Lowry. That's right
Yeah, you know, did you see that Drake got on FaceTime with Kyle Lowry last night after the game my guide?
I've been listening to some Drake recently not I'm starting to come around on this guy
I think he might be the future around so keep your eye on this young little buck
You realize that that take was just terrible. What did Drake sucks?
It might it might have been one of my worst takes not my stronger one
I still I'm coming around. I don't know. I'm reserving the right to still think that Drake is corny
That's fine. But his songs are awesome. I think he might yes, he might have some talent his songs go as the kids say
He's growing as an artist. What do you say, Hank?
More hits than the Beatles more hits than the Beatles bigger than Jesus
Yeah, uh, so but there were some big moves obviously your bulls got better, right?
The bulls got a lot better the bulls basically took the entire garpax
Regime and threw it in the trash can today, which was awesome. Vucevich coming to Chicago for Wendell Carter
junior and two protected first round picks. There's nothing worse than the
um
Fans out there that just want to hold on to all the picks forever
Instead like assets if they if it was a trade for just a random guy, I'd understand it
But like vooch is he's an all-star two-time all-star. He's perfect for Zach Levine
The bulls are finally saying hey instead of let's just be middling all the time and end up with the seventh or eighth pick
That means nothing. Maybe we put someone around Zach Levine that can actually
Bring the best out of him and go for the playoffs and I'm all in
I'm sick of of missing the playoffs and getting the seventh pick and getting a guy that we have to wait on and hope is good
and
The NBA if you don't have the first or second, maybe you could throw in the third pick. You're kind of in a crapshoot
Yeah, it's buddy bayheim no matter what right words of kevin costner and draft day
I so the NBA is a little bit different from the NFL because like in the NFL
Like we talked about you make the playoffs you get that extra week
You get to read the articles all that stuff and the NBA unless you're like one of the top two or three teams
In your conference. It's like well, we might as well not have made the playoffs
Well, but all right
So here's the counterpoint to that and what the bulls are doing and I actually am fully in support of it
If you want to eventually be a team that can win in the playoffs you have to make the playoffs
You have to have a culture of hey
We're trying to compete and then maybe some guys some veterans some free agents can see that franchise
Destination like oh, I maybe want to go there. There's two all-stars there
Instead of saying like oh, let's just keep losing and hope that we get the number one pick
Luckily somehow like eventually you have to put your foot in the sand and say we're going one way or the other
And I'm happy they're actually because Zach Levine is too good for them to tank
You know what you have to do you have to build a foundation
You have to have a solid foundation then be like there are a couple nice pieces away from contending
And then you get the pieces after that. I'm excited. I'm a little bit bummed out about our magic
Our Orlando, they're fully tanking which they're doing they're big sellers right now
That was a that was a wild week that we had like six months ago with the Orlando magic
Was punching way above because nobody liked them. Yeah, and and they played like two nice games. I think yeah
So they they traded uh Aaron gordon to the to the nuggets who are I I love what the nuggets are doing
The nuggets are basically saying hey, we're gonna try to win a title
They traded vooch to the bowls and then uh, you guys got the south has got evan fornie
Who he did the classic google my name and everyone googled it and it's uh
A terrible disease on your dick and scrotum
Really? Yeah, his last one. Yeah gangrene. Yeah, if you look if you google it
Is it only on your dick and scrotum? I think so look google it google his last name that would it would be a great name for
Lamello balls. Yeah, it's uh, it's something else. It's it's quite something foreign. Yeah
I feel like this is another year though where the Celtics did the the non trades everyone was expecting. Oh
Yeah, it's bad. Nothing happened. It's very bad. He did it. He he tweeted it
Yeah, it's very bad. Where's that blue off? Uh, you traded daniel, uh
I'm gonna keep calling them theas
Is that okay? Thais thais thais
But why if his name's thais then sell it spelt like a real football guy like mike thais, okay?
German for german trade though. Yeah, he's good. I'm a wagner. I haven't wagner. Whatever. See he was a bull for like a minute spelled with a w
Uh, I haven't seen him play since like the college days. That's gonna be thais is good. Yeah
Well, his brother's on michigan. So you can maybe watch him and be like, oh, yeah the vodner twins. Yeah vons vogue
Yeah, the um, I do I am very very excited about what the bulls did
Obviously, they're not like a title contender, but they will hopefully make the playoffs now and they're gonna play fun basketball because
I I watch every bull's game. I I a lot of nights. I'm like, why am I doing this?
But if you watch them, you know that zack levine when he plays with the young guys
It's like not getting the most out of them and now he has some veterans around him
Some guys that can play and it will be very fun to watch
It's also going to be fun to watch the nuggets because they got javill mcgee too
I just javill mcgee. How many times has he been traded? How many teams has he played on?
He has played on I think like half the teams in the nba
I'm gonna say five
I think it's more than that. Well, you're at 15. I'm taking the uh, you're at 15. I'm at five. Yeah
Um, what other uh, oh oladipo oladipo to miami's a great trade. Yeah the rockets somehow
The james harden trade now is going to look even more because now they have nothing from that
George hill to the sixers. What do you say?
All the george has got traded all the gary's second time on the nuggets. Okay. So how many different teams? 17? 17?
yep, um,
gear
All the gary's got traded jj reddick to the mavericks. Yeah, gary harris got traded to uh, or sorry gary trent jr
Got traded to the uh raptors and it was pointed out online
I saw someone say that gary trent jr. So gary trent senior also played in the nba
gary trent senior named his sons gary trent jr
gary son
Grayson and graydon. Oh, that would suck to be graydon. Yeah graydon was he that one was very much
Just like trying to make that last one happen. Yeah, he was he basically just did a word scramble with gary
Yeah, if you're gonna go for that do the george foreman be like this is george. This is also george or or do the um,
Who did oh gary patin had?
Two sons with different mothers and one was gary patin jr. One was gary patin the third
I like that. What's the difference between junior and second? That's crazy. I don't know. Yeah
I think second is in order to be a junior you have to have first middle and last all on
Yes, but if you want to do a second you can do uh like first name and last name
But middle name is different. I think and then that's I don't know what the rules
I got it. Here it is both are used to identify that the person is the second in the family
Junior is used when the son has the same name as the father the second is used when the elder family member is anyone other than the father
What?
I don't know. I just read it. That made it way more confusing. It sounds like. Huh? Yeah
I'm very yeah. I have no idea what you just said. So if you weren't the first born you can't be junior
You gotta be the second wait. That's what it means. I don't know. I think it is cool
Like if you if you're an mba son grandfather uncle or cousin uses the second
Okay
If your son had a son and named him
That's interesting the heat also are getting lamarcus aldridge. Oh, when you look at like the easter conference finals
Can he jump still like that?
The heat are going for it. The Celtics haven't done shit. So it's like you can see that the heat are like trying to get better
Make another run. I like it. I actually you know what? I'm gonna take back what I said at the beginning
This trade deadline is fire emoji. Oh shit. Yeah, it's back. Chef. He was right
Did now did he say fire emoji or did he tweet the fire tweet the fire emoji? Uh, woj also
Now we are shams podcast, but he got he got worked by woj. Woj did the
Did the classic like oh people think that I've lost my fastball
Well, here's 101 on the black. Do you think that woj wakes up in the morning on trade deadline?
He's got all these drafted ready to go because he knows exactly what's going to happen
Uh, like uh, oh, we can't say his name like a rebel super bowl day. Exactly. Yeah, I don't know
That'll be yeah, I mean you
It was a good
It was a lot of like different trades and different moves and I do like that. There's some teams
I just like whenever there's uh teams that are really like, hey, let's try to win and then the full tank rockets
And rockets might be the worst team ever and the magic
Um, you also Hank, so what are your thoughts overall because you guys you got luke cornet who is robidori 2.0 according to jim boilin
That's cool
I like I said you look at the eastern conference finals last year the heat have made improvements
They're going for the selts aren't really doing shit and their team is not as good as they were last year going into the trade deadline
Didn't get air and gordon
We kept marcus march. I was happy about some selts fans
We're you know trying to like well actually me telling me that we need to get rid of marcus march
I disagree so i'm happy we kept them but overall i'm disappointed and I don't like I there's no way we're winning
There's no way we're being that's there's no like we're probably not going to be the heat again
How long do you think that is where there's really there's really only a few teams that like are going to make the finals
How long do you think it's going to take for dany age to leak a report saying how close they were to getting their target and free agents
Yes, the joke everyone's making people are saying dany age is going to be in the hot seat
I don't know it has been a long time where if I was brad even there was a time where dany age was like the guy
Trader dany has all these picks those picks and really amount of shit
And now
You know what are we doing he he actually was genius in that you just hoard picks and everyone can be like well
We're going to do something eventually less of the thunder doing but that that's where it's like
They hoard picks every trade deadline. They're in it. They're like oh, they can get this guy
Because they have so many picks but they never do anything. I also saw that bull bull was trending for a while today
I guess that's the new thing is to be like the nuggets are adding pieces around bull bull
I do want to see him get more minutes because
There's nothing sweeter than seeing bull bull run the floor and do a behind the back dribble
He's smooth. He looks like a magician. Uh, shout out kedrick perkins who
Called the chicago bulls acquisition boost a bitch, which I kind of like that
Yeah, so I'm I might just go with that and start here here was he was struggling with it
I'm all in on that sell the boost a bitch jerseys
Uh, but yeah, it was cool
That the mba trade deadline actually had some moves because I feel like we've had a few that haven't had that
Um, any other thoughts quickly on trade deadline anything anyone hot stove league hot stove league
Um, Kyle Lowry the big news. Oh
Uh, Lou Williams got gets to go to magic city. Yeah, that's huge. Yeah, a lot of people made that joke
Get the lemon pepper wings. Yeah, I did hand up. I did that one
Uh, lemon pepper wings are like ever since that story came out. I've just been putting lemon pepper on everything
Not just wings it makes literally literally everything better. Wait, that's also
Kind of right before I started developing kidney stones. Mm-hmm worth it worth it. Yes. Um, let me think. Oh
Uh, fuck. Oh, yeah, so rondo's on the clippers that will be interesting to watch rondo bother
Like hopefully the clippers and the lakers play in the playoffs and we get to see playoff rondo do it to the lakers
The bronze stopper that's why they got rondo there. Yeah rondo really was the reason why they won the title
Yeah, rondo is a guy that also he has the revenge factor and like he carries grudges
I like mean rondo when he gets mad at people. He's more effective. So, uh, yeah
I mean, I don't really expect the clippers to do jack shit in the playoffs again this year
But also be nice to see him out there people were being really mean to ad on on twitter
The last couple days, which I didn't appreciate. So that was the other big story. Oh about what?
I'm actually talking about andy dalton. I'm thinking about doing a rebrand form. Okay. What do you think?
Do you like that? I just tried that out ad is not bad
Right, like if we just start calling him ad people like hey, that's not bad
How sick would andy dalton look with a red unibrow too dude?
Like when you say, oh, yeah ad is gonna ball out this year
I don't know it kind of kind of makes me feel like it. I'm
Qb1 I am very very close to I even texted our friend, uh pearl off
Who's part of the dan patrick show because he is probably the biggest ad stand out there
I texted him. I was like, hey, we probably need to get together in the next week or two
So you can just give me all your notes because I think
With the way the bears are just trolling everyone. I think I'm gonna get in on the troll
I think I'm gonna be an ad guy
I love that that the main account from your team is so self-aware that they made a meaningless move
That they're trolling twitter by putting out qb1 graphics of any dalton photoshop
They've actually been on fire. Yeah, it's it's I love it personally if I was a bear's
I would have to do what you're doing, which is just like talk yourself all the way into it
What about the dull train all aboard all trains pretty good. The bears have been on fire. They did ad
Boxing and then they did the band getting back together and it was a special teams unit
It was it was the oh, you mean you mean we fence. Yeah as ronzo put it
They're just trolling everyone
I guess at some point if you're so bad and you piss everyone off just be like it's just a prank guys
Yeah, there's just a fucking joke. They got andy dalton for the re-tweets ad
Say it again. They they got ad for the cloud. That sounds way better. Yeah, doesn't it? I think yeah
I think I'm gonna be an ad guy. I like that you're talking yourself into it
I'm I'm starting to talk myself in in the football team news
I was dismayed when I woke up yesterday because I saw the report that dan snider was buying out the uh
All the shares of the minority owners, which is people are saying it's because
The report on how big of a creep dan snider is is about to come out and turns out he's just a normal creep allegedly
So he's going to have to keep the team and um, it's pretty much as close to a death sentence
Per a fan as you can get because dan sniders is going to outlive me
I know I've I've accepted that a long time ago even though he's like 30 years older
He's got all the good billionaire medicine. I would guess he's got a shithead son, right?
He's got a son. I don't know any I don't know. I mean the odds are he will become one odds are
That if you grow up with dan snider as your role model, you probably but I don't know that I might be way off on that
We'll hold back. Yeah, he's going to be the owner of the football team
For my entire life
And so now I'm having to figure out a way to spin zone myself into that
I'm just saying like maybe maybe the problem was dan didn't have enough control
Maybe the the CEO of fedex was the one that was screwing everything up. I mean, yeah, I've seen castaway
It could be yeah, those guys fuck everything up. They just first sign of any sort of uh,
Adversity they start opening up other people's packages
I don't trust them. Just spend yourself off the planet of the earth. I'm a ups guy. I'm a ups guy
I'm just like a top spinning. I'm a dreidel just spinning at all times just trying to figure out a way
I don't care though because the bulls made good moves and I'm down. I'm in with ad
I think I'm all in on dan snider today dan snider. Just a normal creep. There you go. Perfect
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The reseeding was a disaster jake you you reseeded afterwards. Yeah, it was clean
Do you want to give it to us give it to us so that we have something to go off?
I think where we went wrong when we tried to reseed in my head
I was reseeding teams based on how I personally felt they were playing
What jake did. Yeah was you just did it like the committee because yeah, yeah, yeah, okay
Yeah, the reseed and the uh, bamma twice was it was a great touch. Yeah, it happens. Yeah
He's j. Billis did the same thing. I know he was probably listening to our show
Yeah, all right. J. Billis doesn't fucking follow anyone on twitter. You're such a hardo, dude
Uh, the 160 matchup is Gonzaga or roberts
89 kraton villanova
Okay, keep going 512. Do you want me to go in order or say the match up? No, just say the list. Okay
Gonzaga, baler, michigan, alabama, houston, arkansas, fsu, kraton, villanova, usc, oregon, loyola,
Syracuse, ucla, oregon state or rock. I think loyal is too high there
Yeah, they should be loyal fans were not happy with me when I did a factual thing
Well, yeah, no respect
Like relax relax. Yeah, they also have a very like what's gonna happen. What you should have realized jake
Is that loyal has a path to the final four here that's not that hard
So you should have put them higher because now it's gonna happen
They're gonna get to the final four and you're gonna look like you don't think they will buy a Syracuse
But yes, if it wasn't Syracuse, yes, they're gonna get back. Okay. So loyal and Oregon state playing the first game
Sister gene has refused to release her scouting report publicly
She said because Oregon state might be listening
So she's around her little cauldron wagging her eye of newt making all these predictions
Looking in the reflection of whatever toad broth that she's got boiling up. Uh, I love
I love loyal in this the the problem is Oregon state
They are a team that has been so hot and I made the decision to start betting on them back in the pack 12 conference
Tournament and it has paid off
Wonderfully, so I'm pot committed. Okay. It's a you gotta see guy taking the points and just you know
I want loyal to win but I if there's seven points in a game that's going to be very low scoring
Give it to me. Uh, Baylor's gonna truck Villanova. Put it on a board
Put it on a quote board and I love Villanova Villanova fans. We've been through the ringer many years
Uh, but yeah, Baylor. I've seen that Baylor team. They're gonna truck you somebody asked us who was paying us to not talk about Baylor
And I wish somebody was paying. I'm doing that stuff in that program. I love my heart
You should actually pay us to not talk about Baylor if you're a Baylor fan. Yes
Jailer, uh
Or roberts arkansas
Arkansas is gonna kill him must bust all the way must bust. We just won on the record
We mean we talked about it with needles, but we are must bust guys
That kevin bacon story didn't change your opinion at all kevin bacon story or roberts footloose
Yeah, well, uh, the head coach was in a barber shop and uh, he heard kevin bacon was getting a facial in the back
Whoa, okay, that's serious like face facial
What would you mean explain it then kevin came out the back and the head coach was like
Hey, you like your facial and kevin was like, yeah, you look like you need a couple like saying like his face looked like shit
So then the head coach goes. Yeah, I got it. Thank you head coach goes
Well, i'm not wearing any panties. So
What?
Yeah, I don't really understand. They almost got in a fight. Yeah
When you should have kicked kevin bacon's ass when was this that was the word for it
I actually I take points off the oral roberts coach if kevin bacon talks shit to you
Yeah, we had him in the studio kevin bacon is about my size. Wait, hold on. Hold on swing on that
So two dudes almost got in a fight at a facial factory 20 plus years ago barber shop
20 plus years ago. Wait, wait, this wasn't like yesterday. Yeah, this has nothing. Oh my god
Okay, all right, come on by a million not even with the points. No, fuck. Oh
I'm taking the points just for that. I'm also. I think we've reached the
The end of oral roberts jokes that like i'm ready for them to be gone. Yeah
It's it's it's the perfect amount. Yeah, it's it's over. I think circuits is gonna win on some saturday night jake
Buddy me too. I mean hughston should not like they ruckers blew that game. Yeah, I ruckers should have beat him
I'm all over hughston or i'm all over circuits too because like the zone
Right, and like if the number one graphic keeps shooting well, they're gonna win. Yeah. Yeah, so you had buddy bayhem on your podcast
Yes, um, and you told him that I had a number one on my big board
Yes, he seemed to think that like in the back of his head. He's like, oh nice. I'm finally getting the respect
No, he said it was a joke. Oh, okay. Good. He's like, I know it's a joke. I didn't watch the whole clip. It was too long
It's like 55 seconds. Well, I just he gave me the retweet. That's all that matters the retweet
That was all that matters 35 seconds too long. What's the other bayhams name jimmy jimmy plays at cornell
Yeah, so I heard a rumor on the street that jimmy was thinking about doing a grad transfer to syracuse next year
That would be great play for his past but the the bayhame twins buddy comes back. Yeah, I don't know if they're twins. I don't
We bother trouble. Yeah, that's better when they're twins. Oh, okay guys like twins. They're all twins, right?
All right sunday
Gun all right, let me see if I can do this right because everyone gets really mad gun zat. No
Gonzaga, Gonzaga, Gonzaga. How do you pronounce it? It's a it's a long a zaga. Gonzaga
The Gonzaga. It sounds like a panda gone. Gonzaga
Gonzaga
gone Gonzaga
They're like zaga fans are very mad this this zaga. Yeah, you guys are gonna win you guys win at all
You don't think so. I think they're getting upset against krayton. Yep with the p word. It's so chalky that it's do you remember the p word?
Yeah, you can't you can't win a title. I mean they've won two games. It's the opposite of a team of destiny at that point
Oh aoc the return of aoc
That would be yeah, you you are the biggest aoc fan. I know aoc upsetting washington again. Yep. There it is
Uh florida st michigan
I don't know who's gonna win this game. Hey, how many people get mad at you for any aoc tweet that you put out? A lot
A lot. It's shocking. People get mad at you guys when I tweet on aoc. I got mad at me that I had the same day
I had aoc to you and then I also
Uh, david duke parentheses providence because he hit a game where you shot. Oh, I learned that the hard way
In the beginning of the season fiesty told me. Yeah, I think jake was like david duke is amazing
Can't say that can't say it at all
I do love the people that snitch tagged to me and big cat like hank made a political reference
Lock them up. Um, all right. So florida state michigan. I don't know this game
I
Yeah, this game's gonna be good and I don't know who's gonna win. I it's a terrible my heart says michigan
My heart says florida state. Unfortunately
I just feel like they're
Florida state's always good for one big win in the tournament and then to lose the next game
Big ten needs it and everyone says lennard hamilton like can you believe it?
He's one of the best coaches that hasn't been to a final four and also how old is he now 72
He looks like he's 40. Yeah, it's incredible. My friend did a rossinism ages like fine wine
That's good. That's a great one. Yeah, so you make that up. I'm gonna give you as much silence as possible after that
Just to make it as awkward as possible say no
No, say it again. Say it again. We'll react. He's 72 say it again. Leonard hamilton ages like fine wine
Yeah
It's my friend
It's a big sheesh. You could just say that you came up with it. I don't even think it's a rossin. I think that's a common thing
Anything that's old it's like Leonard hamilton timeless wonder. Yeah
All right, whatever
All right, UCLA. Bama
We have nato it's on we have had macron it on like rossin would have been ages like a
Shitty movie from the 90s. Yeah still is good ages like yeah ages like face off
What do you mean shitty moody shitty movie with face off right? Well, it's an incredible movie. Well, that stood up to the test of time
Yeah, it should do one actor plays the other guy jake to do a full rossin
You gotta tell your friend to do a full rossin and it can't be a common saying it has to be a saying that makes no sense
Really and has no real comedic. Yeah, like they an altman of organ in the rubik's cube right and then just like twinkies right and then eventually
Yeah, right ages like twinkies and then eventually
If you just hammer people with it enough, they're like, ah, that's funny. That's the rossinism. That's how you do it
Ages like a painting. Yeah
Ages like a rock
That's that would be yeah ages like the earth
Over three billion how many how many years uh 60,000 60,000 years 60,000 years old. That's it. That's it. Yeah, no
Yeah, yeah earth so young drick would hit it
4.5 43 billion. Yeah
That's just a fact read your bible
Yeah, oh billy scott 65 million years ago as the dinosaurs died
There it is
Thank you billy. It'd be sick though if the earth was like mad young still. Yeah, just and we're just all it's acne
Yeah, we're just dealing with it. Yeah, we're just getting through some growing pains. Um, you still a bamma
Anyone I like bamma is UCLA a team of destiny
UCLA is fun and I like micron and and yes, whenever I tweet out a picture of him
It's just because I'm taller than him. That's pretty much the only reason why
Uh, I I do like him being an outlier in LA. It's very funny to me that that mr.
Cincinnati
Yes is like the blue collar UCLA guy, but um, I think I got to go bamma
It might just be because we interview natives that actually might be what pushed me over the top
And my my allegiance can be bought very easily for the cost of one interview on the show
But I think um, I'll they've just been scoring to like
96 points against maryland to me that made me feel like alabama might reach the final four they go nuclear
Uh, I if mic cronin he he kind of screwed up, but I know you it's it's
Hindsight 2020 you don't know how long you're last in the tournament
But the whole storyline of not seeing his dad not hugging his dad for two years or a year and a half whatever it's been
He used he used it in the first weekend. He should have brought his dad out for this weekend
Then they win this game. I truly believe that yeah
So and have cronin in the in the uh stands and being like man after this game
They're gonna get the hug they somehow find a way a dad game is a game changer
It is and then Oregon USC, which will be great. We really should have bill walton calling this
I hope he does like a live stream or something and just cuck cbs that would be awesome
But i'm excited for this game and the mobility twins. Yeah, uh, aren't twins, but they are I think I like usd
Conference champions. Yeah, they're the they're the uh
That's yeah, I this is how stupid
Like gamblers are and people in the world and how we watch games
I think if you flipped when those games were played everyone would be like organ's gonna win
I'm just still organ had beaten Iowa in the night cap versus
USC beating, Kansas in the 11 o'clock game. I think everyone
Yeah recency by yeah, I think I'm I'm also mad at at organ for beating Iowa because hank convinced me to bet on uh
On Iowa and then that screwed up my entire 17 parlay
All right fucked up. Okay. Thanks. That's a fair. I took Iowa
They're not bad. Well, I also look at organ and I also saw a tweet that was like a it was really the under the
I saw tweet those. You were on Iowa. I said the under I said Iowa and the under and you talked me into organ in the over
Wait, no, then you talked you into the I know no sorry. You talked me into Iowa and the under got it
Yeah, I had the I had the opposite of what happened two ways, but I think that organ
So this was their first game
Now i'm like, okay now they're in the tournament. They're not as fresh
They had the freshness advantage over Iowa last week
All I said all I said to pft and this is fair in hindsight
Was like if you bet on organ and they come out and throw an absolute stinker, how dumb are you going to feel?
I didn't say bet Iowa, but I was oh, no
You're on the way we were on the way to the airport
I and you were like should I bet Iowa organ? I was like, well if you bet organ and they come out
They haven't played a game yet on unchartered territory and they suck
You're gonna look like an idiot. Yeah, that's totally different and I did take that under
Yeah
Well, it's okay. It happens. Hey gotta lose some you gotta give some back, right?
All right, let's do our interview. We have Nate oates coach of alabama who will be coaching in a game on sunday against ucla
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Okay, we now welcome on a very special guest. It is head coach of
Alabama basketball. They're in the suite 16 on Sunday against UCLA
It is coach Nate oates and we just said before we started we're gonna throw in a disclaimer
So that you know that we are tried and true must bust guys and tom kreen guys
So we've known tom kreen coach kreen for uh, actually like many years now four years
We visited Georgia a couple times and we're also must bust guys. So
Maybe if you're not watching, uh, coach oates is now ripping up a piece of paper that said bashing tom kreen and and coach musselman
And he's throwing that in the trash. No, we're good. We're good. So I
No, we're good. Listen. I'm from Wisconsin originally. So I used to actually work coach kreen's camps at marquette
Back when I was like a d3 assistant. So I've known
Tom forever and at times actually been good to me since I've been in the league
I used to michigan stake. I was in detroit for 11 years. So I know top
Me and tom are good musselman. I coached against him when he was at nevada and I was at buffalo
We came into the league together at the same time. He's done a great job. I mean, I respect that kind of him
He's you beat me when he's at nevada
They shoot they beat us at their place pretty good this year. So we're all good. All right. Good. So you actually just brought it up
I was gonna ask this later on in the interview
But from wisconsin got your graduate degree from the university of wisconsin where I went and then coached high school in
Detroit area. So how much can I attribute alabama's run to the big 10? 90 percent 95 percent?
Like I'm counting this as a win for the big 10. Is that okay?
Yeah, we're Wisconsin native or big 10 country like I mean, whatever you want. I mean, you're the boss
Whatever you want, you know, just
Attribute it how you want. Okay. Look, we play a lot. We play a lot different than wisconsin though
I mean, we're not I don't know if you like wisconsin style of play or you know, like but we're
We're definitely not
Playing like the badgers, but I'm a big I'm a badger fan now
I'm obviously an albino football fan being down here, but you know, I was the basketball coach before I got to albino
I was always pulling for a badger football. Well, I know at at buffalo
You were incorporating things into your practices that were very very big 10
Like I don't know if you still do them
But you do things you would add like extra points you had your own scoring system, right for like hustle plays
Which I assume I don't know like diving for a loose ball taking a charge
Keeping a block shot in bounds those sorts of plays. Are you still doing that down in the sec at alabama?
Yeah, no, we still do we call our blue collar points
We give out a hard hat at the end and so maybe the helmets football ish, you know, it's more like a construction hard hat, but
And we try we try to value the uh
The dirty dry me
Like you know, so I was in detroit 11 years. I used to go to michigan states practice
So some more big 10 stuff a lot is always have like the shoulder pads and the
Helmets in there ready to like throw the pads on for a rebounding drill or whatever
So we haven't broke we haven't broke out any shoulder pads or helmets or any of that stuff
But we we still do the whole scoring system. Yeah, you got a little research. I see. Yeah, yeah
Pft so I was on I was going to bring up like I must have been all right on the jv show
I was on the the bench mob show is that like I go back like
I like go back to my high school days like my freshman year in high school
I play well enough on jv and then they moved me up to varsity. Yeah, is that what happened here?
We went back and we watched the film
I assigned you some blue collar points for some of your answers in that interview
So I was like, yeah, I think I think we're ready to move them up and see if you can he can take a charge in the big leagues here
Yes, absolutely. I went from jv to varsity now. I'm on the varsity with the barstool sports. No, I
Yes, you are so all right. So you you uh to just go back to your
Uh, what you said a minute ago. No, I do not like wisconsin style of play
I much prefer what you've done at alabama. It's fun. It's exciting
The thing I don't understand. I can't wrap my head around and obviously this is why you uh are a great coach and have had so much success
How the heck do you get your team to play so fast and also play great defense? Those have never gone together
In basketball, it's never you know what I mean? Like you think of the fastest teams the running gun
Even like the seven seconds or less suns like the the idea of pushing the pace but also playing great efficient defense
How have you done that?
That's like a big j journalist question right there. Yeah, well because it baffles me. I'm curious. Yeah
Come up with that on your owner to jake feed you that one. No, I
I came up with my own. I'll tell you why a coach
I'll tell you exactly how I came up with my own because I did you guys your offense is so much fun to watch and
Shoot so many threes that I would start to take overs for alabama games
But then they would not hit because you guys were playing too good at defense
And I was like what the fuck is going on here?
And then I was like, oh crap
They're ruining it on the defense event because a team that plays at that pace should always go over
And sure we do we like to get up and down but when the defense is really good
It takes the other team a long time to figure out a score than a slow stuff up a little bit
So like I
I mean, it's a good question. We we've always played open free
It kind of goes back to my high school coaching days in detroit
We had athletes all over and
Did a bunch of skill development open the floor up. So I it's always been my philosophy
But I think when you give them as much freedom as we give them on offense
You can demand a lot more about out of them on defense. So
There's a little give and take like we're going to let you play
On the offensive end, but in return we're going to demand a lot out of you on the defensive end and I
I don't think pace of play
correlates to
Defensive efficiency at all which you can tell I mean we're top three in the country and defensive efficiency
We've been number one for a few weeks and kind of fluctuate
But you know on our offense is one of the fastest is not the fastest in power five
So I think we can still push the pace on offense and then demand a lot out of them on defense and get stopped
So
Yeah, I mean we're proving you can do it right now. We did it at Buffalo too. I looked my last year at Buffalo
I think we were
21st in the country offensive efficiency
Maybe we were top five in the country in scoring and then we were 31st in the country defensive efficiency, which is
Not not easy to do it a mid major because it's all
You know based on somewhat on your opponents and stuff too. So
Yeah, yeah
How are things going for you inside the bubble because you're a high energy guy
I expect a lot of the coaches that are still remaining for the most part
There's some young guys. There's some like guys that'll bounce off the wall don't like being cooped up in
In a room for too long. Are you having to like schedule activities to counter your boredom?
Make sure you don't sit around like gnawing your paws off like like a high energy dog that you leave alone in the house
Or like what how have you adapted to to living in this bubble environment?
So that's that's a good question
We uh, the first day was bad because it literally made us just sit in this room that I'm saying and like the whole day
We got the covid test. We got him sunday night after we uh
Won the sec tournament and then all day long
They finally let us out of like nine at night after we got two negative covid tests
Since then so they've got uh, this victory field the baseball field. So I go for
Ronda, I gotta get outside. I don't know about you. I can't stay inside all day that I've been out
Victory field a few times last night. We went to the zoo
Uh, I've been trying to work out a little bit. I don't look you're good. I moss
Was actually really smart. I you know, he I think he puts out a social media video every
Three hours or something. So you see everybody knows what he's got going on
He brought the peloton. Do you guys you guys saw that or not? Yeah. Yeah, I did. Yeah, like that was smart
You know, I I was like, dang that would have been smart, you know, like then you could actually work out in your room
Instead I have to sign up for the six a.m. Slot and I'm not
You know, I wasn't real motivated to get up at six a.m. To uh
Go for a run, but I uh, I've been outside a little bit. We're uh,
We're gonna order some what we're gonna order a pool table and arcade game in for our pool
Well, here's our meeting room. It's supposed to be coming tonight. So I like to shoot a little pool. We uh
What else we got going on? Oh, we're going to uh,
Top golf tonight. They're kind of letting us out of our little
Oh, nice
Yeah, we're I'm terrible. My golf game stinks
But you know, you know, maybe I hit one out there a little bit play. Yeah, I like the idea
Of going to the zoo. I'm a big fan of zoos like you if you have a bad time at a zoo
I don't think that I can be friends with you. It would just never work out. What what did you guys do at the zoo?
I was all about it. I
Was in there. I mean, you know, what do you do at a zoo?
Stare at the animals. Yeah
The uh, what where are you where are you guys left? What is there a sewer? Where are you guys left?
We got the bronx zoo
Uh, we got the central park zoo, which I think has two lemurs and a couple penguins
And then some like depressed players that are like, I don't why am I living in new york city? I don't I don't get this
Um, so yeah, we don't it's not it's not a great zoo. That's really close by but anytime I go to the zoo
It's it's like the highlight of my year. Yeah, some of our guys were like all fired up
How about one of our guys had never been to a zoo before we took him last night?
I didn't know that would be possible for a college age kid. I love that. Yeah
Seeing those big animals for the first time, it'll blow your mind. Yeah, and you know at alban we got the elephant
So the whole team got our picture taken in front of the elephant
You know, we got the the rule tied with the elephant. I still haven't I work at alban. I'm still not quite sure how
You know, we're the crimson tide
But our mascots an elephant we're like
Maybe you guys can do some research. Maybe it might be a big j journalist kind of research project one of these days
I think this might just it might be completely wrong
But I think the crimson tide was named after a big j journalist
Who uh, he wrote an article about an alabama football game
And he said that alabama's players were washing over the opponent like a crimson tide out there on the field
And so they named the entire program
After a column which is I mean that's like the peak of journalism right there
So you're gonna claim like that was the original big j journalist that wrote that cup because that is the story they've given
Like that they ran over him like a crimson tide
It's like a herd of elephants stampeding down the field or something like that. That was the original big j journalist
I think so. Yeah, and and actually we we had a we had a debate last saturday
Uh, we were talking about alabama football. I've seen some pictures of you at the games
You obviously like having grained yourself in the culture of the school a little bit
Do you think that if you were to coach alabama's football team as a basketball team
How many wins do you think you could have gotten this season with those athletes?
Sure, man. They're they got some pretty good athletes, right? Like davante smith could probably get up and down on our pace a little bit
I think mac mack jones was mac jones be a
quarter, you know, he's actually good
Bryce young uh, brace young. I've seen brace young play a little hoop. You know, he was back up quarterback
He can hoop a little bit. I they got some big boys inside too. We could play a little smash mouth on the offensive glass
I don't know that I don't know how skilled they'd all be but they uh, we we'd we'd make it fun for sure
We went a few we get out there and went a few games has uh has sabon maybe said something like hey, look
I'm rooting for you guys
But don't go don't get too good because we're still the meal ticket here like we're still the big dogs in town
No, he's not none of that. He's been he's been great. He congratulated me after the regular season title after the tournament title
He's he's been all I think that he's the basketball guy. He uh, him and his are still buddies
You know, go back to the man's days at michigan state and he's uh, he uh
He has a little noon, uh, like
Uh, his staff comes over in place. You've heard about it. Yeah, I've heard about it
I think he like rigs it so he always wins doesn't he? Have you ever played there? Have you ever gone in and shot around?
So too, you know, I've only been here two years. So last year he got hip surgery
So I think that kind of cut out their new league and I asked him I said you still gonna be able to play basketball
And he said what so why do you think I got the surgery done?
so I obviously was uh
And then this year we got the covid stuff going on
So I you know like maybe when I get back and maybe if everybody's got their vaccination done or who know
Maybe I'll jump in I said I got to work on my jumper though because if he's gonna pick me up
He's got you know, he's got to be able to see I can make some shots
I might get in the gym and start working on my game after the scene's over
What are the rules going to be in that like if you if you guard them one on one
Are you going to be able to really put the clamps on them?
Are you gonna are you going to put the body on them or is it saving and you're like can't touch from what I've heard he picks
his team
And then he picked who guards him on the other team
So my guess would be if I was guarding him that would be really
That would say something about my defensive abilities. That would mean I'm an awful defender if he picks me to guard him
He's like so hopefully hopefully I would be guarding him
Yeah, he's like Justin Bieber when he when he practices against his worst friend and then makes his other friend take a video
So that goes up online. That's what Saban does. Yes in the run. I like that. Um, did you have he's not figured out the video though?
Yeah, yeah, that's true. Have you have you been asked or commented on the end of the sec championship game?
Which by the way was one of my favorite games of the entire year. That was a high level game
Great shot making great drama
Um, what what exactly did you say to lsu in that moment?
I don't know what I said. I got really excited. Uh, I think some people tried to read lips. I uh,
I didn't mean any disrespect lsu. Um, I uh
I figured you guys would bring that off somebody who did a little big j journalist research, you know, like I uh
I watched it. I watched it. I was watching it. It was awesome
And I have actually a bone to pick with you because I think that uh, you know, the style you guys play
The way that you you know speak your mind is all refreshing but you apologize too much
The fact that you apologize for coach k earlier this year those comments like stop apologizing
Just be yourself. Just say it and just be done with it. Yeah. What does it matter? I mean, there's
People disagreed that that to me
At the end of the sec game that was just a
Coach who was passionate about his team who was in a great game who'd been in a long season letting out a little bit of emotion
That's sports. Like that's sport. That's what it should be about. That is what it was. I was fired up
You know, we had a little did you see the little brew a little scuffle before the game? Yes. Yes
That's what that's why we watch sports
There was a little extra motion involved in that one and there was a few other things going on behind the scenes
So we we needed to make sure we had that win. So yeah, I think
We're on four. Yeah. Yeah, we got that win. We're good. I think I read your lips after the game
What I saw was great freaking win guys
And I was like, yeah, that's great. Yeah, I love that
He's my guy. He's my guy. That's what I that's what I that's what I'm claiming. That's what I said
and then you had to go kind of uh
Was it out of the flames and into the frying pan and face off against a legendary coach rick patino in the first round
Great coach like an all one of the all-time legends of the game and you knew you were going to get 40 minutes
of hell from him
What was your game plan? Like did you have to make any pre any adjustments leading in that game knowing coach patino's style of play
You know what? I I didn't know what he was going to do exactly. I mean, he's obviously a hall of fame coach
He's won multiple national championships. See uh, great
Yeah, I I mean, you know, I had to go against him. I
Didn't sign up for that getting a two seed, you know
We we we win the we were the only power five team to win the regular season and the uh tournament championship in a power five league
And then they they lined me up with rick patino hall of fame coach in the first round. So I yeah, I didn't I didn't try I didn't
You know, I didn't know exactly what he'd do when you try to guess we we didn't change a whole lot of what we do
I I did think I mean, you did a great job. They were up on us in the second half
Then our athleticism
Finally took over in our depth and we kind of broke the thing open a second half. I did
I'm cool with his son Richard. I'd never met rick before and at this deal everything's different
Like when we get to the arena
They got to sanitize everything and so we couldn't even get to the locker room
So both us and I own our shooting on one court. They got one in we got the other they got a curtain between but I
Saw rick over that went over and talked to him for like 15 minutes kind of before we could get to our locker rooms
He was great
His son Richard gave me his number. I've known Richard for a while. He's been we and have been cool. So I call them
After we played and just kind of tried to pick his brain for a little bit. He was great. So
I uh, it was good and I saw I saw from that comment that he
He he told you that the first game is always the toughest
Which I thought was very interesting because you have the the I own a game
You guys are down in the second half like you mentioned and then the next game against Maryland
You you know everything clicked and you guys could have beaten the nets on uh, son or monday night or sunday night whenever the game was
Uh, that's how hot you guys were from three
But it was interesting because I never really thought about that
You think that like the first game's always the easiest but I could see how like jitters and
And not feeling the flow of the tournament could definitely get in teams ways when they're playing in the first round
Yeah, he brought up one of one of his kentucky teams. I guess had the biggest and you guys
Knowing uh, you guys a little bit. You'd probably know this one
The biggest point spread in the history of the nca tournament
He said there were 36 point favorites kim sandals. They stayed in one point game at the half
So and then he did tell me they ended up covering the spread in the second half
Which is crazy. So that that second half must have been nuts
But so no, he told me that I told our players that too. I you know, I was like
Listen, like it's it's kind of we're too good on the offensive team. It's going to flow and sure enough. It did
So I mean
Maybe I'll just keep telling them like we're going to have a great offensive game and then you just speak it into existence or some
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How much do you hate mid-range jumpers like do you will you pull a guy out of a game if he takes one?
No, but I
I mean if he takes too many, oh, I mean
Like I I don't even say I hate him. It's just all about the efficiency
Like I mean if you know if you're shooting 60% on I'm like go ahead and take them
That's one point two like we're gonna win most of our games doing that
But the problem is most of the guys are shooting like in the 30% and 40% and that's an awful shot
at those percentages, so we it's more of a
Reprogramming them from the time they get in, you know from their high school junior college
Whatever where they took way more of them to
You know and we let them take them. We just devalue them. We only give you one point form in practice
Yeah, that kind of like this foreign system you talked about so and then so if you take them
And you're just losing because you're taking these and we got three pointers and four pointers and you're taking one pointers and
so we're uh
We kind of devalue it that way and then we take the you know, we so but we don't tell them they can't shoot them
We just devalue and then you know after a few months of uh stats
We start to show the guys like
You know you're shooting 35% and well, that's 0.7 points per possession
We're not winning any games if that's what we get coming down
So maybe you want to quit shooting them, you know, you think that's your shot and
You're making one out of three, but that's that's a terrible percentage. So it's more of
Getting them to believe it the same way I get them rather than just saying
You know, maybe it's the new school parenting, you know back in the old school
You just do it because I'm I'm your dad now now. It's you got to explain everything. You know, I got three kids. You got
Why why why right?
All right, you got to explain it all
Yeah, convince them to get to your side
I like that so explain it so for people who don't know your the practice court was what you're referring to
It has two pointers right at the rim one pointers is every every single mid-range and then three pointers and four pointers
Is that right? Yeah, we put a four-point line down. It's probably about three feet behind the MBA line
It's uh, and we don't really
Encourage a ton of four-point shooting because but we put it down more for spacing
But we do like guys to have that range because then they can really spread the floor out
But yeah, so we want at the rims. We went in the order
We want free throws at the rim twos and then kick out threes
So you get free throws by driving the ball getting filed
You know the at the rim twos
Everything from an at the rim two all the way out to a three. We just give 1.4
So even like a lane shot, even if it's not technically a mid-range, but it's it's we call them non
At the rims. So yeah, we just we try that's what we're trying to get
That's your math ground come math background coming into play because you were you were a math teacher, right?
So that's where you learned all these fancy statistics like three is worth more than two. Wow, which is worth more than one
I could have passed your math class
Definitely, you definitely you definitely could have helped you through it. I mean depending on how well you shot it
I mean, you know like
Yeah, I also saw that you uh, you were essentially like a corner store in your in your high school
You were selling flaming cheetos capris
Who did all your research for you guys?
Gives on the internet actually wikipedia wikipedia is a a big resource for this podcast
But I saw I saw that you uh like outsold the corner store the local corner store
So much so that the other teachers were mad because their students were late to come to class
Because they were all lining up to give you money
Because you were raising money for the for the basketball team on that
How many how many bags of flaming hot cheetos would you go through in a week? Oh shoot ladies and I bought a mini van and took
All the seats out of it
So that I could fill it up at sam's every sunday every sunday I go sam's
And I I saw I had usually three boxes of 50. So it's that 150 a day
So multiply by five what was what's that give you about 750 bags hot cheetos a week
That's that's about what we were going through that's involving there you go
So so what did you do with when the other teachers were like?
Hey, this math teacher is making every student tardy and they're all showing up to class with uh bright orange dust
All scantrons are inoperable because they've got bright orange dust all over it wasn't that bad
The uh, they're the the warning bell at the warning bell you guys shut it down
So you gotta hurt up you got four minutes to get in get stuck get out
Or you know you sell before school lunchtime whatever I
We had a whole system you'd have to been in there you guys would you guys would have enjoyed it
You'd you'd have definitely been down in my classroom frequently during the days
But yeah when I when I got to Romulus, I think I remember there was like 78 dollars in the fundraising account
When I left they had like over 20 grand and we had the shooting machines. They call them guns
Yep, they're like about six grand each. We had like six of those
so we just
Yeah, we raised a little bit of money. That wasn't the only way we raised we raised money a lot of different ways
But yeah, that was that that was eight years ago. I was we won the state championship in michigan in 2013
So it hasn't been that long that I was still filling up the van with uh, sam's club stuff. That's crazy
Um, so when you went to buffalo, obviously you you uh coached with bobby hurley. How crazy are the hurley brothers?
Listen
I love Danny. I just talked to Danny because they obviously played marilin before we had he uh
Gave me his two cents. I I got to know Danny probably better than I did bobby and then bobby got the job and then
Obviously working for bobby for two years. We got pretty close and
they like
They're different, but they're kind of the same. They both got a uh
I mean they both got a
Definitely straight to him. We're like, you know, you don't want to get him too pissed off. Right, but I figured out where
I mean bobby's a really good player, but he's like ultra intense, you know like on like 90 95 percent of the time
Probably more than that. Like he's just chilled. Like if you had him on a podcast, he'd be great
Like he's just normal dude laid back
But shoot you lose two in a row or you you lose a recruit that you were supposed to get
They got they got they got a little bit different side to him. But I I mean
He's kind of got a deal uh, and I say they I'm like I never worked for Danny. So right me and Danny are cool
We still talk, but I worked for bobby. I I loved working for him. He was great
Almost to the point. No, it was almost entertaining at times, but he and he knew it you got
Like I'd be nuts. He'd just kind of laugh
and he kind of know it but like
Yeah, I remember a few pranks as the guy the players found out. He was a little nuts, too
But their their dad's a hall of fame coach. Yeah. Yeah, and I loved it
I love I love watching like one of my favorite things to do is watch
Uh, Danny on the sidelines just waiting for the technical that's going to happen pretty much every game because he just wears
And again, it goes back to what we were saying about the end of the sec championship game
As fans we consider ourselves pretty like regular average joe fans. That's the kind of stuff we want to see
We want to see passion. We want to see coaches getting mad. That's the fun stuff
Coaches that are just kind of sitting there and and not engaged with their team. That doesn't do anything for me
Oh, no, those both of those are super engaged. I mean, so bobby's first year at Buffalo
I think he got eight teams
So I don't know if that led the country. It had to be pretty close and eight. It's like one a team of them before games
so, uh
I never had to coach a game. He never got thrown out. He never got two in a game now
Then he went to Arizona State and he got
Remember he got tossed against the air. I think was that the first Arizona game that they played? Yes
I mean first home
He was kind of inciting the crowd getting him fired up because he's heading out the tunnel
So I that never happened at Buffalo. We kept him in every game. He just you know, you get the first team and then we
Make sure he stuck around for the rest of the game. I never had to coach a game till I actually got the head job
But no, I mean, they're both super passionate. Love what they do
You know and shoot I I wouldn't be where I'm at if it wasn't for those guys
I mean they gave me my start in the business. So I uh
Always being dead at the both both those brothers
I've always wondered how that works on a college basketball sideline because you see in college football at times
A coach will have their get back guy the guy who's his only job is to like grab the back of the guy's belt
And and keep him on the sideline in college basketball
You see a coach sometimes running out towards the scores table running out towards the officials
But it's more of like all the assistants corral them and they like they surround him and start pushing him back
What would you say to him to get to get him to like, you know, call off the dogs for a second?
We need you back on the bench. How would you talk him down? I wouldn't during the game
You just say hey, Bob, we need you like like come on man. Like we we can't get tossed here
You know, but he he's smart enough not to
You know go once you get the first tee, you know, you can't get tossed like so you got it
You can't go too much overboard now. I think you got really emotional in the Arizona game down there
He was pretty good. I mean I I did sit out in his office once and try to tell him
Like Bob like a lot of these reps are my age like I grew up
I mean, you know, I don't know vitalizes the right word
I mean, I'm working for the guy now. So I don't know that I use that word
But like I I grew up watching you play and like really, you know
Looked up to you like maybe if you chopped it up with these reps before the game like
They probably think the same way about you as me like maybe we'll get a couple calls, you know
Like Bobby early is pretty cool
So I think you tried that till the first call when uh went wrong and then
Off the window
I've also liked your suits this year because a lot of coaches have really kind of
They've they've tampered it down a little bit. They they got permission to wear sweats
And now they're like wearing bath robes and stuff out there
Your plaid coats I think are the best in college basketball right now like a nice loud plaid
You don't see it that much anymore. It kind of looks like a 1980s almost like a uh, what's his name? Uh, herb, uh, herb
Her brooks her brooks type type suit
Um, how many how many plaid jackets do you have in store? You're gonna break one out for this tournament?
Yeah, I got I got we got a I brought seven of them along. So we we got enough for all the games
Big cat did he just say I dressed like I'm in the 80s. Did I read that wrong?
It's actually a high compliment for me. Uh, I actually I oh you're an 80s
I just I love the plaid jackets. I don't think no one wears me more
What I meant by that is like back in the 80s, that's what the coaches wore
And I thought that is 1980s coaches in in both the nfl and in basketball. I think that's the pinnacle of fashion
Yeah, so it I didn't do it at Buffalo. I just wore the suits when I got to Alabama if you guys go back
Remember wim sander said they used to call it the plaid palace
So I I borrowed one of wim suits you probably find a picture for the first like
Of a tight tip-off deal, whatever they call it like the midnight madness, but it's not midnight anymore
So I borrowed one of his and then I was like, you know what?
Back back when I was a high school coach in a buffalo
I didn't I didn't get the uh tailored suits you buy them off the ragnar get paid a little bit more money
And I so I got a tailor guy started making me a few uh plaid sport coats and we've really rocked it
So I was with the uh
Bathrobes and the other stuff they're wearing for the first half of the season. It's ironic you call bathrobes
I like some are a little oversized, right? It's like someone need to get like their poles fitted a little tighter, right?
Yeah, is there anyone in particular you're thinking of when you say that?
Well, I'm a coach. I mean, I'm not gonna call out the other guy
I mean you are you at least told me you're two guys in the sec
So I wasn't saying anything stupid about them and you've already referenced
a couple of my uh foot and mouth comments
So I'm not you're not gonna you know, you're not gonna get me into another one here
Your coach k thing was not foot and mouth by the way that we said the same thing and everyone thought it was great
So you don't that doesn't count. Yeah, it doesn't count. You're just new school
Yeah, new school. I didn't look I wanted the season to go. I liked my team. We needed to play a season. So yeah, right
Hold on. Let's let's not talk about showing the season now. We need the season to go on
That was part of the other reason I went I went to the sport coach too. I'm so ready for everything to get back to normal
I like we lost the game and it was like a great excuse. I'm like, that's it
I'm going back to sport because let's get back to normal as soon as we can get back to normal
Yeah, it would it would make sense that a coach that's confident that they have a good team
Would want to continue to play as many games as possible
Which is why you made that comment about what coach k said about his team
Which may or may not have fit in that same category as alabama's team wink wink. I get it
With syracuse then then jim bayheim kind of had coach k's back because I think they're best friends
And uh, he actually he gave you a compliment. I don't think that he intended to give you
He was like, we've got this young guy out here
Running off at the mouth. He called he called you young
You know, I'm a little younger than he is
Yes, I was actually
Look, so bayheim. So I know bayheim enough. I mean, I was in both loys and syracuse. So we we did a golf outing together
Like we like and again, I get what he was doing like I get it. I mean those guys are buddies
I think they coached in the olympic team together and he's
Maybe and look and I talked to k about it too. So I'm you know, bobby worked for k
So we had that whole thing going on. But I did see the bayheim comment
I look I'll say this about bayheim. We played down my second to last year of Buffalo
We were up
With three minutes going to game and and probably should have beat him ended up losing a tight one
He ended up rescheduling us the next year, which he didn't have to do and we
Went in there and beat him. So I give him some credit. Everybody used to say he played the cupcake schedule
He scheduled us
After we almost beat him then we did go in there and beat him
So I'm more I'm one and one against him now. So we're
And we're all right. He's in the sweet 16. He's pulling. He's doing like jim bayheim things, right? Like yeah, yeah
We can do the tournament everybody said as you shouldn't be in that somehow gets in and
Next thing, you know, he's in the sweet 16. It's true. It's true. It doesn't all time. Yeah
All right, my last question and this has been great. What is the key to winning in march?
I saw a quote. I want you to just repeat it
But tell me what the key to winning in marches. I mean you want the the the dumb quarter like you got to make more
No, no, I think you should get your butt to the free throw line and quit avoiding contact. I just like that
Oh, listen. Yeah, so we're
I don't know if that was the question but that wasn't answered to some question like like we were not getting to the free throw line
I mean, you look you go back your guy moss when we played at arkansas
and I
You guys big on the shirt like the yes in the shirt off. Yes. Yes. Love it. Love it. I don't
I love it. I don't think you like it. I I sent some disdain, but I love it
I didn't say that. I'm just wondering like I wanted I wanted your take on it
I like I could ask questions too. It's like, you know, like
But anyways, when we when we when we lost to them at their place
It was like the biggest free throw discrepancy in the last 10 years of the sec
It was like 43 to eight. I believe at the free throw line
So everybody
Wanted to talk about how much we got screwed like, you know, 35 more free throws than us and maybe we did
I who knows but my thing to our team was
Like we're obviously not doing enough to get to the free throw line
Like we're not driving it hard enough. We're avoiding contact. Like that's soft
It's like, you know, like football guy, right? Like you shouldn't be avoiding contact
Like drive the ball get filed go the free throw line make it
So we've been trying to get to the free throw line a lot more
When you're hitting threes like we did last game you might fall in love with the three a little better
Maybe you don't get to the free throw line as much but I do think like free throws at the rim twos kick out threes
That's what we're trying to get. Well, if you don't get filed, you can't shoot a free throw
Yeah, and if you avoid contact if you avoid contact, you're not gonna get filed
So you got to get the free throw line
It's it's a big thing that drives me nuts at the end of games when teams have a last possession
I'm always like, how do you how do you dribble around and then take a fadeaway three?
When if you go to the if you go to the rack
There's a good chance they're going to call a whistle if there's any contact there at the end of the game
So like go make something happen. Yeah, I'm with you
You have to put some pressure on your defense and the referee's both in those situations. So I forgot I made that
I don't know what the question was but I did say that and I that that's my thought behind that
Yeah, I like it. That's how you win in march. Yeah, it was actually a buffalo
You said quit avoiding contact get your butt to the free throw line soft teams can't win in march. There you go
I didn't remember that was a buffalo quote. I had a few quotes a buffalo that uh
Yeah, anyways, yeah, it's a good quote. It's a good quote. Well, this has been awesome. Good luck on um sunday
Uh, again, we're not like I'm rooting for well, no, you know what you're behind Arkansas now because you count as a big 10 team
You you already said that that counts. So um, there's enough big
Yeah
They ended up with one team in the sweet 16 after nine teams in the uh
To you guys count you guys count
Can I ask you something then coach? Why don't we talk about the big 12? Everyone talks about how great the big 12 was
Big 12 only has one team left too. It's a good point. There you go. I don't know what happened
Also, I had the pack 12
Yeah, I would say 12 was supposed to be down and they got four. Yeah
You see, I think
Yeah
What was the other big 10 team what we said you see elation count as a big 10 team
I mean the big crone and Cincinnati guy. He's from the state of Ohio and that's big 10 style
Yes, definitely. They're the big 10 of los angeles. Yep more so than usc
Micron and micron and teams are always hard nose tough. We get to play against them. I mean, I yeah, I'm not
Sorry, I'm there. Shoot. I played against him when he's at Cincinnati. I was at Buffalo wasn't fun either
But I uh
No, I look and every I think this year was harder
Because there wasn't as many non-conference games with with all the covid stuff. So everybody didn't get to see
How good everybody, you know like in the pack 12 started I think later than most leagues
So maybe they were better than everybody thought all year. They got 14 in the sweet 16. Yeah. Yeah. No, it's true
Um, well, thanks so much coach. Good luck on sunday either way
Like we just said UCLA versus alabama no matter what the big 10 is going to win
So it will you know, it'll be a great game
So I like it. I you guys just adopt teams easy easy adoption. Yes. They got some kind of connection
Yes, big 10 team. It's uh this weekend. Yes. All right. Thanks so much. Thanks coach. All right
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All right, let's wrap it up firefest of the week
Hank
Your firefest, please
Our else was pretty serious. It's been uh been a tough
Day, I guess trying to trying to deal with it my emotions everything that's going on
Uh, but christy teegan deleted her twitter. Yeah, r.i.p. to a real one. Fuck. It's too bad. Damn
Celebs basically the reason I joined twitter. Yeah, same. It's giving me life
Mm-hmm
So many times tweet after tweet
I you know, I printed some out. I've got some hung up in my apartment
You're teegan yak and I just don't know what I'm gonna do without her. Yes. No, it's that's that's hard
What was the breaking point for I don't know. I think she had a bunch of old tweets that seemed like she was a pedophile
Yeah, people thought that she was eating babies. Yeah, that seems that seemed like
What soon as the internet decides that you're like part of a hollywood
Uh, baby eating cult. It's probably a good time to be like, all right, you know what? I got enough money
I don't have to be on yeah, she's the live tweet. Well, I think it was she live
She's a live tweet toddlers and tiaras
And then those out of context and look great. There's been a record number of people accused of eating babies this year
Yeah, it's a big year. It also makes besides the jonathan swift
modest proposal year
This has got to be like we've set world records for accusing people of just uh just snacking on infants
I also just the all the people who spend their entire time online
Uh, trying to uncover big big like pedophile rings and baby eating cults
I feel like they're eating babies
It's a strange accusation to make. Yeah, like if you're like, hey, you're a baby eater. It's like, uh, you're a baby eater
Dude, I've never thought about eating a baby jumping straight into baby eating. It's like let's start with just smelling babies
Right your baby's smelling it's a it's a it me me thinks the lady doth protest too much when you accuse others of eating babies online
I also would be hilarious if she what like that really yeah, it would be hilarious
If christie teigen had any sense of the moment, she would have been like
I'm uh leaving twitter for good to focus on my life's work eating babies
She makes a cake and it's just you know, those extremely realistic cakes just a baby
Slices into like this has just been to it's been side tracking what i'm really passionate about and that is harvesting
Young children's blood sticking a straw into a baby like a capri son
I also have a gas leak in my apartment. So oh
From your ass
That's tough, hank like seriously, I don't know. I yeah, I called it in this morning
I waited all morning and then she called it in well. I called my parent move
It's a big time. Let's check out if my apartment's gonna blow up
They didn't show up before I left. I think they're hopefully gonna have gone
You know by the time I get home, uh, we'll see so maybe I'll blow up tonight. Who knows if I do
Hank make sure to put the podcast up before you get home. Mm-hmm. Please is up yet? No, okay. Okay
Is that it? Yep
My firefighter, I would imagine holding one last thing on the hank blowing up
Imagine like it's uh, like hank blows up and there's just a big rubble
And then they find him because normie's dick is sticking out of the rubble and then they get him both and they both survived
That'd be sweet. That'd be awesome. Yeah
That would uh, my firefest of the week is I learned more about my elevator fiasco
And it's it's a lot worse than I initially thought so they're gonna be replacing
I think I said they were gonna be replacing it for the next like couple days. Yeah, it takes a while
Apparently it could take months to replace my elevator which is complete bullshit now
I'm like anti-elevator entirely. I'd like to see more apartment complexes that have what about escalators
Why don't we have escalators instead of staircases in apartment buildings? That to me seems like a much more functional alternative
That takes up a lot of space
Same amount as the stairs. I've got stairs. No, no escalators and stairs. No, they're about the same size
Think about a shaft like a up and down. I'm talking about
Escaped escalators. Yeah, I know what you're saying. Yeah, but do you know like visualize an escalator?
Okay, and now visualize this like it's a staircase that winds around and goes up
That takes up far less space than an escalator that has to go straight up
No, like in movie theaters
You go up and then you get on the next one and it goes up and then you're that takes up way more space than a single shaft
Like stairs. I know I'm saying we have the same coverage. No, no, I'm I'm a single shaft of stairs
I don't know if if your stairs do you live in like at the top of a castle where
No, but most
Staircases long hair is in a spiral. What are you talking about most staircases have like you go up like six steps
Yeah, turn the corner you go up six. That's what I want except I want the stairs to move
Yeah, I think that would take up way too much space. I don't know but the bottom line is my my
Escalating situation is going to be
Awful for the next couple months. Am I allowed to just like tell my landlord that I'm not moving out
Just don't pay your rent like I I'm not paying rent and I'm not moving. I don't want to move out on stairs
Yeah, just don't pay your rent
All right, we're going on a rent strike fellas. There we go until hanks gas league gets fixed or he blows up
Or he blows up and until well, technically that would fix it. Yeah
Well, you know, my family has a bad history with elevators. That's true great grandfather rp had an elevator land on his head died
Yeah, that's scary like it's it runs in my family. Yes, absolutely. Um, all right. My firefest is I it just
Sweatshirt weathers over and it's fucking snuck up on me was not ready for that
You still do sweatshirts sweatshirts and shorts. No, it's gonna be 90 until it's oh, it's no 80. Sorry. It's be 80 tomorrow
80 tomorrow and I have to wear a t-shirt and I am not in t-shirt shape. That's crazy. Yeah, see it came too fast
I thought I would have all of april to maybe lose a few pounds
Turns out I don't also the Suez canal. Shit is funny. It's very that's the ultimate firefest
That imagine being the captain of that ship right now like you've got to be like this is an all-time fuck
I still don't know how they just don't push it. So it's in water
So I have a couple ideas on how to fix it one would be you just like
Like cowboys you wrangle up a bunch of whales that are in the ocean
And then you steer all the whales into the canal and just make all the whales run into the ship
And get like 20 whales hitting the ship at once to dislodge it. I feel like that's a foolproof plan
Eventually, they're just gonna have to blow it up eventually someone's just gonna launch a missile at it take it apart
Piece by piece. Yeah, I mean you think it's it's shutting down like 10 of the world's seafaring trade right now
Yeah, just drop they're gonna drop a bomb on it if it's not fixed within a week. That's my prediction
I can't believe it's not out already. It's crazy. We billy. I'm actually like terrible
Yeah, especially for vaccine distribution to the southeast asia. Oh
Billy you were getting pretty woke on it earlier
I like if you wanted to fuck up oil prices and all sorts of stuff you'd pull a little prank like that
A prank. Yeah, just a prank little thing. Yeah, I mean it's it's I thought they were just gonna it was just gonna be fixed
I thought it was one of those funny things like haha
Boat got stuck everyone tweets the same awesome powers gift and then 24 hours later like ah boats free
I just think it's I just think it's interesting that
This hasn't happened like multiple times every single day right like a boat going sideways
Feels like our one flaw in designing this very important canal is that if a boat steers to the left
Uh, then vaccines don't reach india for three months. Yeah, just make it bigger. Can we just make that shit bigger make it bigger
Make it deeper. What if they pull wider? Oh, what if they pour more water into it?
And then that lifts the boat up float it and it gets yeah, it gets further up
Just leave a garden hose running. Yeah, just everybody in egypt go to the suez canal and take a piss in it
Sit and wait and hope it can be towed. I'm reading an article about it now
It's called the sue at the type of cargo ship it is the suez max. So it's the largest boat
Uh empire state building is is how big it is. Yeah, it's crazy. That's a pretty big canal. Yeah, uh
Billy I had a pretty good week my I have a little bit of a like a allergy cough, but besides that
Oh, is it allergies?
Yeah, nothing else. I got antibodies. That's true. Sounds like you're really prepared for your firefest this week
crew
What's up? I was trying to think about when I was like your car smells. That's your fire. Yeah, my car does smell
Really drove me in today in his car. I still can't really smell out my nose
Okay, that's also. Yeah, but that's the deviated septum buckled buckled septum. Yeah, you see hose. They can say goes shoulder
Yeah, that whole thing. It's just getting weird. It's almost like you took a dive
it's so it's no it's not like
It's just now I have to fight again. Oh, you want to fight Jose again? No, not him
I'm not gonna fight him. Who do I fight because he what he's got two reconstructed shoulders by the fight him again
And just you know make make him say that like don't give him any money unless he wins
Fight him again. Don't even put it as the main event put it in the middle of the card
Yes, he's just he's not fit to fight at all. Well, you beat him up so bad
No, like yeah for that. I mean you fucked him up and now I have these legal hands that aren't even that good
Your firefist get me in trouble. Billy's probably going to go to jail and and sit in the in the electric chair because he gets into a fight
Yeah, you think that your life is like in your head. You're nicolas cage from conner
Where it's like you're gonna you're gonna defend a woman's honor in a bar fight and then be wrongfully put in jail
For like 10 years and then have to take over a plane and land it in las vegas
Yeah, because of a professional boxing match. I did when I was 21. Yeah, again, so they can say go took a dive. Yeah
Jake you want to end it with a firefest? Yeah, so obviously we came back from chicago this week
We got a bunch of gear pft was generous enough to make that this is marsh gear
And the orange sweatshirts for team orange and I tried stuffing them all in my luggage and my zipper broke
That stuff I get a bag if you need one
That's brutal. Yeah, that is brutal. So you're gonna have to travel again with a broken zipper
Yeah, or go get a new one tomorrow. We'll say anything good happened this week
Yeah, like what? Syracuse made the sweet 16. Mm-hmm. Got to interview buddy bayheim. It was a lot of fun. Anything else?
How are you feeling just about uh, just your health traveling? Is your health cool with covid pandemic?
Okay, all right. Here we go
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