Pardon My Take - Baker Mayfield, Mt Rushmore Of Worst Sounds + Return Of Jimbos

Episode Date: August 9, 2019

Preseason Football is here aka name that backup QB you forgot about. Kirk Cousins is having center butt sweat problems, and a Bosa is hurt. (2:42-10:14) Fyre Fest of the week we spent 10 hours in an airport but TGI Friday's was lit. (10:56-16:01) Mt Rushmore of worst sounds featuring special guest Mr Lockwood (Hank's Dad). (16:02-31:10) Baker Mayfield joins the show to talk about expectations, how we'll handle the haters for him, his QB RV and special appearances from Drew Stanton and Garret Gilbert. (33:14-1:01:46) Segments include Peter King ate the trash, (1:04:55-1:06:45) Just Chill Out Man - Adam Gase, (1:06:46-1:08:17) Stay Classy Dabo,(1:08:18-1:11:44) and Jimbos with special guest AWL who donated to dogs with blogs. (11:45-1:23:49)You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

Hey, pardon my take listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. On today's pardon my take, the end of the training camp week tour. We have Baker Mayfield in his RV. Garrett Gilbert, Drew Stanton, pop in. We have a whole good time with everyone. We also have Firefest of the Week, little pre-season football talk, Mount Rushmore of worst sounds or noises in the world, and a special guest for Jimbo, for Jimbo's, actually two special guests for Jimbo's. We have someone who was kind enough to donate to the Dogs for Blogs charity and then also we called a certain quarterback from Buffalo who has a rocket arm. Before we get to all of that, part of my take is brought to you by the

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one and six. So fucking stupid. Oh, hey, it's a long pre-season. It's so stupid. It's a long pre-season big cap. To be like, hey, you know what, I'm gonna apologize to Trey Wingo. No, absolutely not. Okay, but I bet like every single game and it was so stupid of me. No, you take it back. No, you take it back. Is that even a line? No, I don't know. I don't know if it's a line from wedding crashes or anything. I'm statistically, I should be better at the pre-season. You know how like when Hugh Jackson was a coach for the Browns, he went 0 and 16, 1 and 15. I think he went 8-0 in the pre-season. So like going off that logic, if you suck in the regular season, it's like they say the lottery is a tax on the stupid. Yes. This is like, this should be a rebate for a stupid

brain. This should be when we win our money, but it is not. But here is the fun thing about the pre-season, which I love. It is name that backup quarterback. You basically get to see a bunch of guys that you forgot about playing in an NFL game. So I went down the list of guys that was like, oh, shit, that guy. It might be because of a new team or you just forgot about them. Matt Barkley's on the bills. I think we knew that. Yeah, we did. Joe Webb on the Texans, who was lighting it up. My guy Joe Webb. Shout out Joe Webb. Legend. Joe Webb, the third. Matt Schaub. Matt Schaub, he was actually doing well and I bet on the Dolphins. So fuck you, Matt Schaub. Trevor Simeon is on the Jets. Yeah, didn't know that. Trevor Simeon is shaking it up.

Yeah. Tom Savage is on the Lions. He got hurt. He did. Yeah. Like immediately. Tom Savage isn't on the Lions anymore. As far as I'm concerned, Matt Stafford just never has a backup quarterback. Just Matt, maybe Dan Orlowski. He has a backup quarterback to come in for one play when Matt Stafford limps because he limps basically every game, but he never goes out. No, even when Matt Stafford has an elbow injury, he'll limp off the field. He just registers pain as being like, oh, I can't walk. Brett Hunley's on the Cardinals. Oh, Geno Smith's on the Seahawks. I didn't, wow, Geno Smith. So we got Geno Smith and Pax and Lynch. Yes, yes. New cradle of quarterbacks in Pacific Northwest. If you put, if you combined Pax and Lynch and Geno Smith's powers,

they would be like one quarter of Russell Wilson. Yep. That's, that's about exactly right. Case Keenum is on the Reds. Yes. Case Keenum. I know he technically started, but he's really a backup. Yeah. Ryan Tannehill is on the Titans, which I think we knew, but I also, I'm just always used to him being on the Dolphins and taking, this is the year that he finally makes it all happen. Takes that next step for sure. Fitsie. Did the fucking Josh just do an onside kick? They did. Did they, they recovered? I, I don't know. They didn't. They did not recover. Okay. Okay. So this happened. Fitsie. Let me get your thoughts on Fitsie wearing that teal, that Miami teal, because the Kandy ass uniform, I don't think really plays with Brian Fitzpatrick.

No, he looks, his belly looks a little bit bigger. He does. Yeah. Absolutely. The pastels don't work for, for Harvard, man. He's crimson. It's also weird preseason football because you can't watch. It's, it's like Reddit stream city. You got to go find everything. And it's just weird seeing all these football games go on, but you can't watch any of them. No, well, you can if you're resourceful enough. I put up a tweet that showed my own personal red zone channel I had going on my computer back and forth, back and forth. Oh yeah. But I had to delete the tweet because I don't want to blow everyone else's spot up. Yeah. Cause the NFL doesn't know that people stream games on Reddit. So gotta be careful about that. Uh, Freddie kitchens got, it's always a real treat

to see these brand new head coaches to see like their small little quirks and mannerisms on the sideline that we can pick at and make fun of for the next five years. Yes. So with Freddie kitchens, one thing I noticed immediately, right off the bat with him, big watch 10 on his left wrist. He's been wearing the same watch in the exact same spot. Does it shock you that he's not a all straight and lotion guy does not shock me at all? Or maybe it's just like he hasn't earned his brown stripe yet. Yeah. On his wrist or he just rubbed some dirt on his skin. He's like, this will cover it. Yeah. I'm fine. I'm fine. The other thing I love about a preseason football, when we were watching it, it just happened a minute ago in one of these games because everyone is

competing for a roster spot. It is live ball city. So if there is a pass that is an incompletion, the defense just jumps on it like, Oh, this could be a fumble. They pick it up. They run it all the way back. Yes. Every single ball is a live ball. And it's like, guys, you really don't have to do that. They didn't onsite kick. So I'm fucked. I lost the Jets first half. So did I. I didn't do any and whatever the hell. Well, football. If they air this out, who is that? Who's who's Mike Glennon? The emaciated Mike Lennon? Who? I don't know on the Jets, the backup that's in right now. Oh, the Jets have, I don't know. It looks like Mike. Oh, Trevor Simeon scurvy. Yeah, Trevor Simeon. Yeah. He lost a lot of weight, huh? Yeah. Trevor Simeon's looking good. Hasn't

been eating well. All right. So we also had a couple NFL stories that we wanted to hit on. First up, stop me if you heard this before, but a bosa's hurt. Yeah, he has a foot injury. So Nick Bosa has like a severe high ankle sprain, I guess. So this as is custom in the Bosa household, you tie their, they pull themselves up too hard by their own bootstraps. So they have weak knees. It's in weak ankles. It's crazy. Like, I know we don't joke about injuries and all that stuff, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. That was, I had to say that. Yeah, that was good. No, we got it out there. But goddamn, the bosa's just love to get injured. Yeah, they were just, they were held by their ankles and dipped in the Ohio River when they were baby.

It's crazy. They're, I mean, it's the bosa's and Sean Lee and Sean Lee actually got hurt. He is hurt. Yeah, he's always hurt. But that's not even, that's not even something we should talk about because it's almost a given. Yeah, tell you what, we will give you a Sean Lee update if he's not hurt. Right. The minute he plays four games in a row. Yeah, then we will come in with a breaking news alert. The Giants, Daniel Jones, young Eli, lit it up, Eli Men, Eli Menation. Yeah, this is overreaction time too. Daniel Jones is the best quarterback in the NFL right now. And I was watching the first half of the Bears Panthers. David Montgomery is the greatest running back I've ever seen in my life. Both these facts are true. These, if you watch a first

quarter of a preseason game, you can make all the judgments you want because guess what, you have that right because you watch the first quarter of the preseason. True, true. But Daniel Jones didn't throw any touchdowns after the weather delay. So is the play, is the way to stop him, the blooper and out on him. Yes, he's probably not a good quarterback in this climate change future of the NFL. The other, the other story we had from the NFL, Kirk Cousins is complaining because his center's ass sweats too much. So that's really tells you where we're at in terms of the sports calendar. He's actually concerned about this because he said it makes the ball really slippery. Oh God, so what he might throw an interception in a prime time game. Yeah, he might not be able to

beat a nine and 17 because the ball is a little too slippery. Damn, Kirk, we got to fix that. How about you just make your centerware underwear made out of aluminum foil and then that way it'll be nice and safe. Yeah, yeah, exactly. Just throw that on there like it's on the grill. By the way, the fire trucks we've been told will be fixed next week. Not yet to happen. We were told next week last week. I actually talked to all business Pete, all fuckhead Pete and he was like, yeah, we're installing an inch of glass. And then he said, but there might still be some holes in the sound. Okay. So, okay, it's not going to be fixed. Yeah. Listen, a great way to get me to just put something off is tell me it's going to happen next week. Right. Just all the time next week. Okay.

We're good next week. Yeah. No, we're fine. No, absolutely works for me next week. All right. Let's get to some of the other stuff we got, including Baker Mayfield. Before we do fire fest though, barstoolgold.com slash PMT. If you want to watch Baker Mayfield interview in his RV, Baker Mayfield, by the way, credit to him. He is a pro in media because every time we made a slightly inappropriate joke, he pulled the microphone away from his face so he could laugh. So yeah, you're probably if you're listening, you're like, is he not laughing at the joke? Oh, he was also laughing. Matt Patricia on Wednesday. That's why you didn't hear him laughing. Right. He took the microphone away from his face to

we actually didn't turn his microphone on. Yeah, that's why. All right. So yeah, barstoolgold.com slash PMT and Don Brown, which was an awesome interview being a dude, guys being dudes. So check that out. That dropped our bonus episode dropped yesterday. Firefest of the week. We need a team firefest. I don't think in the history of part of my take and we've been doing it for a while now. We're going on. We're going on almost on our fourth year. We have jinxed anything worse than what we did on Wednesday when we were up in Green Bay. We interviewed Matt LaFleur. We interviewed John Coon, Danny Vitale, Vitale Vitale. You can't do that though. Like you can't be Dicky V. I know it's tough. I can't have a famous person. You can't share the same

name as a famous person and have it be pronounced differently. Yeah, exactly. Like the guy that landed the plane in the river. That's just how I have to pronounce my name. Right. There you go. Exactly. Exactly. All right. So we were up there. We finished the interviews so good. We're like, we got this. We're going to drive to Milwaukee. We had earlier flight, earlier flight. That was the real jinx right there. So we finished with Vitale and Coon. We sit down in a Taco Bell and we were eating our lunch and it was a Taco Bell. By the way, Hank's dad is here. So we'll get to that with Mount Rushmore. Yes, the Taco Bell. So we're sitting in there. We're talking about how awesome we made this trip. We're like, this is the most efficient trip we've ever had. It was awesome.

Landed last night, talked to a ghost, watched hard knocks, recorded the show, woke up, drove up to the Packers, did a tour of Lambeau Field, talked to John Coon, Vitale and Matt LaFleur. Just took in the incredible environment of Lambeau Field. A dump. And then now we did so good, we're going to bump our flight up two hours and get back to New York early. Eight o'clock, we would have been on our couches and then we're driving down to Milwaukee and boom, alert, hour of delight. Boom, alert, your flight has been canceled. Boom, your new flight goes from Milwaukee to Atlanta, Atlanta to New York. So then we spent the next basically eight hours in airports, flying, sat in the back row. You had to sit, bitch. I sat middle in the back row. I don't, I don't like the term bitch. I just,

I have a couple neighbors. Yeah. It was like a townhouse. Yeah. So and then we got, we got home and the worst part is you can't, Hank had bad vibes, which you did have bad vibes, bad vibes in the car, but you can't blame the airline when it's thunderstorms. So we were powerless. I mean, you can, you can. And I will, I will at some point. So we, we didn't get home till 2 30 in the morning, but the one saving grace we had, we went to TGI Fridays in the Atlanta airport and it was bumping. And then right as we're about to leave, our waitress said, are you guys in a band or something? I'm like, what? Well, we have a podcast. She's like, oh, I could just feel the creative energy coming off of this table. Yeah. And then we're like, you know what? Actually, do you know who

Sonny digital is? Yeah. She was like, of course, from Atlanta. Best friend. And you were like, yeah, we put out a couple tracks. So no big deal. Yes. But TGI Fridays. No, you might be thinking, you guys, sounds like it's not a firefest at all. You guys were, you guys were cheating on Chili's. While you might be technically correct on that. TGI Fridays is chili's. The vibes of TGI Fridays is not the exact, the playlist they had going was something else. Like I felt like I was there on a three hour party. Yeah, tossing back margs, John Legend with the boys. Yeah, John Legend remixes all up in our face. It was awesome. There's no better feeling than getting drunk in an airport before your flight. And so yeah, we spent the whole day in the airport and it was

a firefest, but we deserved it because we jinxed ourselves. Hank, do you have a personal firefest? No. Okay, I have a personal fire. Do you have one? No, go ahead. Okay. Well, my personal firefest is on Tuesday we ghost hunted and I've been just, things just haven't been the same since. I just want to ghost hunt for a living. You want to go? Do you want to change careers? I want to say goodbye to all of this and go and fucking ghost hunt. Maybe just a new podcast we can do. What do you think is out there? Everything. It's limitless, Hank. You know there was a ghost in your bedroom. There were two, actually. I know that guy wanted there to be a ghost. No, no. Hank, Hank, you saw the there we go. You saw the ghostometer just like we did. You heard the spooktrometer.

There were at least two ghosts. You heard their voices. I just know when I like something like that when you when you get a taste of the ghost life, I'm just every single morning I've woken up and it's been like, well, probably not gonna find a ghost today. Do you think I just go do my shitty job that doesn't involve ghosts? This sucks. Do you think that their ghosts in cars as well are just in homes? Oh, there's ghosts everywhere, everywhere, everywhere. It'd be sick if you bought a haunted car. We I want to buy a ghost. I want to buy a ghost in a shoebox and let it out in the office. And that would be awesome. We can probably make that happen. And then you can blame anything bad that happens to you on the ghost. But we also learned that there could be ghosts of animals.

Right. So Larry, we probably have Larry. Yeah, but think about this like, oh, bad episode guys. Well, probably our ghost that we weren't feeling it. Our ghost was all up in our ass. That's a good point. Yeah, it's an automatic out. It's basically like you can anything that happens in your life. Well, I've been dealing with a ghost. Get out of this podcast now. We need to fucking get a ghost. All right, let's do our Mount Rushmore before we do that. Postmates, Postmates are your personal food delivery, grocery delivery, whatever kind of delivery service all year round. Anything you're craving Postmates can deliver. They're the largest on demand network in the US and offer delivery from all the restaurants, grocery and convenience stores and traditional retailers

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It's okay. That's fine. Listen, you got to adjust in this league. All right. So what are we doing? Are we going to let Mr. Lockwood have his own four picks or do we want a team Lockwood picks? You guys are suck. I kind of like team Lockwood. Okay. Team Lockwood. Team Lockwood. Team Lockwood. Okay. Like a golf tournament. All right. So I have first pick. I will go with I think the number one overall. I think everyone agrees your alarm clock. There's nothing worse. So obviously your phone, if most people use a phone, but holy shit doesn't suck. When I first got a song. This is ridiculous. Yeah. This is actually perfect though for Worst Sounds. It's driving into our studio. Yes. Fuck you, Pete. Everyone tweet all business, Pete. That's all business,

Pete. He not only tell me he's a fuckhead, but I actually just emailed him a hundred new Madden codes. So if you want a Madden code PS4 or Xbox, you can DM him or tweet him asking for a code. I actually heard that he has FIFA codes. Yeah. Oh man, new FIFA out transfer window just happened. Yeah. It's a big footy fan. So yeah, so I'm up and ask him about that. He literally has all the codes. We gave him all the codes like dude, you deal with it. So yeah, hit him up. Is it at all business, Pete? Easy to remember at all business, Pete. All the codes. All right. Alarm clock, number one. That's a good one. Okay. My first pick is going to be a dentist drill. That's a tough one. Oh. Oh, like Team Lockwood. I took the extension. Team Lockwoods. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Okay. You guys are

going to have to learn how to adapt on the fly now. But yeah, the sound that a dentist drill makes, especially when it's on you, because you get that extra vibration because it's going through your jaw. That is a tough one. I hate that one. That one sucks. Easily just don't go to the dentist. Yep. That's what I've learned to play with it that way. Just try to do that. Okay. Team Lockwood is up. All right. Team Lockwood. Was that going to be your first pick? That was going to be our first pick. Oh no. Oh no. However, we're going to start with this, the worst sound that you hear. License and registration. Oh, good one. Okay. Okay. Well, unless you have, I have that card that shows that I give to the police. You just, you give that right underneath. You're like, oh, I'm sorry, officer.

I didn't know I put that in there. Yeah. Whoops. My bad. Sorry. Pick two for Team Lockwood. Pick two for Team Lockwood. We will go with the Amber Alert sound on your phone. Oh, yeah. Oh, that must be a huge inconvenience for you. Damn, that little kid got snatched and Hank just wants to keep watching his fucking Vine. Yeah, that's tough. All right, whatever. Come on. I was in the middle of a Tik Tok. Or but it's sometimes it's like a flash flood. Oh, it's a flash flood warning and you're like, what the fuck? No, it is scary. It is very scary because the child probably won't come back. Exactly. That's my point. Yeah. That's the worst sound to hear because you're like, fuck, a kid is lost. Oh, I care about the wealth of kids. Good job, Hank. Way to fix that.

Okay. All right, my second one. My second worst sound is your dog peeing in the middle of the night. In another room. Okay. On the floor. The little tinkle that wakes you up and you're like, man, now I have to do like four things to fix the situation. Yep. Okay, that's a good one. All right, my second and third pick. I'm going to go with second open mouth chewing. Anyone who's chewing with their mouth open. It's fucking disgusting. Remember when we did we used to do that as bad radio? Yeah. Oh, and the spitting and just gross and just trying to talk to you. My dad, my dad wouldn't let us chew gum in our house. Good. He's a good father. Smart. That's a good, that's a good father. He doesn't want you having bad habits. Well, he probably did it because he

didn't want you fucking swallowing all the gum you psycho. Did you teach him that that you can swallow gum? Thanks. Gum was prohibited. So the fact that he was swallowing it was fine. He swallows all his gum. That's why he did it because he had to hide it. He had to hide it from you. Oh, big gum swallows gum. Yeah. Okay. All right, my next pick. I'm going to go with let's go with when someone is playing their Instagram videos in public. And it's so fucking annoying because it's one thing if you play a video and you can get kind of sense what's going on or his song, but the 15 seconds and just going scrolling person to person, that will drive you insane almost instantly. Okay. Mine is kind of along the same lines. I'm going to go with

any song that's being played in someone else's car that you can hear. It doesn't matter. It could be every now and then that will that will bump. It could be your favorite song in the world, but if you're at a red light and someone comes bumping next to you, if it's driving past you, if it's driving away from you, it is awful to listen to every now and then that can bump, you get the Doppler effect going where the pitch starts to shift the closer it gets and then gets away from you. All right. Team Lockwood fill out your Mount Rushmore. Third and fourth. Third and fourth. Third and fourth. So I'll go with the third and I'm going to keep it to sports and say the buzzer when it goes off when you are the losing team. Good one.

Yeah. Good one. That's very good. Good one. I thought team Lockwood for sure was going to go with like the soda fountain when Baja blasts us out. Yeah. Just not hearing the. Yeah. Yeah. What? This is a personal one, but the sound of folding paper, like a crease. Okay. And folding paper. But cheese is fine. Yes. Okay. Yeah. You know, you're not, you're not, you're not, you're not creasing your cheese. When you fold your cheese, it separates and then you have little places. Yeah. When you fold the paper and then when you make the crease sound. You don't like that? I used to have, it's the worst sound in the world. Okay. Worst sound in the world. Okay. All right. My last one, I'm going to go with Drake. Damn. Just Drake. Just digging in. Just digging

in. All week long. Just burying myself in this Drake. Drake hate week. All right. My Drake. My last one is going to be, thank you for watching this presentation of the National Football League on a Monday night. That sucks. That sucks. Obviously the Super Bowl one is the worst, but that Monday night one where you're like, well, because you, you know, you look forward to Monday night football, you just came off a whole Sunday of football and then that hits and you're like, well, no more football for another fucking three days. This sucks. And at that point, you know that your bet is final. Yeah. Yeah. It is. The outro Monday night football is such a shitty, shitty sound. That reminds me of the 60 seconds tick was a big miss. Yeah. Oh yeah. On a Sunday

afternoon. Yeah. All right. Honorable mentions. That's a good one. That was a huge miss. Someone, someone taking a shit next to you in a public toilet. Yep. Bad. Not great. Dropping bombs. Mr. Lockwood's got a miss. Crinkly, uh, like plastic off a mint kind of paper when someone takes it and just holding it in their fingers. Yeah. You guys don't like the crinkles. Have you reached the age, Mr. Lockwood, that you just have like hard candy all over your house? No. Okay. That will be interesting when that happens. When the worthers happen. Yeah. Yeah. That's where you know, like the Tom Brady, like don't eat sugar, don't eat like any other water. Interesting. And do you know how your son, like his diet? Yes. Okay. All right. Yeah. The hard

candy around the house, that's basically the 60 minutes, uh, clock for your life. Because when you start doing that, maybe a couple of cashews that the fucking nut thing. I don't mind the cashews. Yeah. But it's always been out for like three weeks. Yeah. Exactly. Just in case someone comes over. You're like baiting. And no one comes over because you're at 90 years old. That's what happens. You just leave these treats out. You're baiting a friend to come over. Uh, about, uh, let's just get out in the open. The Hank Lockwood yawn. Yeah. Let's talk about it. Let's talk about because he's told us that it's hereditary. So is that true? This is true. All right. So can you give us an example, Hank or Mr. Lockwood? I'll do it if you don't. I can't conjure that out. It's like a

That's pretty good. That's pretty good. I heard it probably 20 times sitting next to him on the flight. That's every single time he yawns. He's he basically sounds like he is his brain is lacking oxygen. It sounds like he's having an exorcism. He can't. He can't. He can't function without sucking in an insane amount of air. Um, not Hank. Is it an inhale or is it exhale? Because it sounds like an exhale. It's an inhale. Uh, I don't really know. It's an inhale, exhale, import, export. Yeah. Uh, how about, uh, the Welsh, the Welsh accent I had. Okay. Okay. How about the sound when, uh, the sound, uh, toilet makes when you've clogged it and when you like know the flush hasn't been clean and you're like, well, this is going to suck. Yep. You got to figure that one out,

especially when you're playing on a road game. That's really bad. That's not a good one. When, just any, anytime somebody's in a bathroom and you hear them say, Oh, shit. I'm standing right outside or, or that's, you never want to hear that also goes for any time someone's in a kitchen. Yep. If you're in a kitchen and you hear the, Oh, shit. Someone probably lost a finger. You know what we missed? Smoke detector. Yeah. That's a really bad one. Smoke detector. I had a hold music because it usually means you're just doing something you really don't want to do unless it's that fucking jam that goes. It sounds like Rocky's about to come on. Yeah. Yeah. What's, what's our rough and rowdy guy's name? Chris. Chris. Yeah. His playlist.

Go, go. It's all right. It's all right. Yeah. Yeah. New age Rocky. Yeah. I had, I had when you turn on NBA on TNT and it's Reggie Miller and Chris Weber announced. Oh, that's a good one. What about Doink? I hate the Doink. All right. Okay. No, I hate it. I knew we were going to get there. You're the one, no, you're the one that had it as your best sound. I know. I know. I know. One of my worst. I hate the Doink. A little throwback. The Voo Voo Zalas. I liked it. I like the Voo Voo Zalas. No, that's it. You didn't like the Voo Voo Zalas. They remind me of bees. Shut up. You did not like the Voo Voo Zalas. That should suck. Oh, Jack Hammer too. Yep. If you wake up next, although living in New York City now, I don't even, it doesn't even bother me.

Like I wake up with a Jack Hammer next to my bed probably, I don't know, six out of seven days a week. So it doesn't even faze me anymore. Microphone interference when you're not expecting it. Yeah. That's pretty bad in the headphones. Yeah. Bubba's singing. A misplaced reggaeton horn. A good reggaeton horn that flows seamlessly with what you're trying to do as a DJ or a podcast always works. But if you put them in too much, especially at the front of your show, it's pretty bad. It's tough to listen to. That is bad. Anything else we missed? That's a good list. You got anything else, Mr. Lockwood? Oh, a cat throwing up or a cat fight. Yeah. Oh, I like cat fight. No, cat's fighting a cat. Tough to listen to.

Yeah. If you have a dog or an animal that's in pain when you hear that noise, that's like that. It just triggers you. Yeah. The wine, the dog wine is the worst. That like will break your heart. Shout out to that chick who got canceled with the all time race. She's going to win the take of the year. She will wrap it up. She she hit her dog. She spat on her dog on and then accidentally released the footage and then released an apology and had 90,000 replies. But you know what? It was a prank. She was doing a prank on her dog as we always do. Yeah. She put like saran wrap on her door frame and then called her dog to come visit her. Her dog was like really excited and then she accidentally deleted the prank out and then left in the part where she

hits it in the face. Oh, nice. Epic dog prank. I like the part where I choked my dog. It started where she was dabbing and like smiling and then it went to her just hitting her dog. But epic dog prank. I feed it chocolate and grapes. I for one am shocked that a YouTuber is an asshole. I never thought a narcissistic person who decides, ooh, I'm going to tape every single part of my life and be like, this is awesome, guys. Check me. Check me out going to the gym today. Yeah. Yeah, that person is an asshole. Never saw that. Like subscribe guys. Hey guys. Hey, you're in a dog abuse? Like subscribe. Oh yeah, do check that out. We're not tubers like that. I'm never going to abuse a dog on camera or off camera for that matter. That was very big of you. Yeah. And a good correction.

I'll take a stand because that implication was bad. No, Leroy is, he will tell you. He might get it wrong, but he'll tell you. I'll tell you what, I do abuse Stella by kissing her too much. Yeah. You know what? Giving her too much love. I give Leroy a hug sometimes so hard. He goes, yeah, exactly a little, yeah, a little just air comes out and you're like, yeah, that was a good hug. That's a great hug. Yeah. And that probably is animal abuse because dogs don't really like to be hugged. Kissing your dog on the face. I think they kind of like it. No, definitely. I don't think that that's animal abuse. Yes, definitely like that. Snuggling. Sometimes I snuggle too hard. Yep. Sorry. Okay. Should we do it? Baker Mayfield. We have, oh, swag Kelly. Swag to the house. Swag.

Very good at escaping in this circumstance. Before we started, I said if the Colts win, I would do something that I don't want to do, but so good. Okay. So swag Kelly to the house. Colts might be back. So let's get to Baker Mayfield. We actually have a big announcement with Baker Mayfield that you probably heard on Thursday. I think someone, I think someone in the sports biz beat, which I can't believe we didn't get that Jake disappointed. All right. Hey, I'm mad. Hey, you guys remember Jill? Yeah, Jill just hasn't been around. She just she's just going to stroll back in smiling with a bunch of hard candy for us in two months and be like, what's up guys? Okay, so let's get to it. Baker Mayfield. So before we

get to the Baker interview, he is the next biggest body armor athlete. This is exclusive news that we're breaking right now. Probably already came out, but that doesn't matter. Baker, body armor, we're in your RV. You got it stocked with body armor. And is it, do they give you the new wheels for the 2019 training camp? Is that true? This one right here? Yeah. We're working on something because we play at Indianapolis. We go practice there for a couple of days. So we're going to have this thing decked out. Okay. Andrew Luck, obviously body armor athlete as well. Yep. And what made you become a body armor athlete? You just like this stuff tastes so good and PFD and big cat drink it? Or what was the a little bit of everything right there? You know,

I like the light kind. I'm watching my figure. Me too. 20 calories. Yeah. Me too. I mean, you don't get built like this unless you drink light like this. I was saying earlier, he probably just saw us how awesome we looked and he was like, I want to look like these bloggers. Yeah. So I'm going to start just drinking the light body armor. All right. So you're a body armor athlete through and through. Yeah. Are you going to do your press conferences or you can't do that? It's a little complicated. Okay. All right. So you don't have to answer that. It's not the brown stuff. Roger would have a little letter of the man. All right. So we'll just drink it all the other times and we're very excited that you are a body armor athlete. We're body armor athletes. Cheers

to being body armor athletes. Rookie mistake. And then let's we just announced it. Now let's go to the Baker man. You guys just claim you're athletes. We are athletes. I am very much I don't know if you saw I did you ever tried to podcast for an hour and a half straight. I don't know if you for clap pushups on Friday. It's a little sore from it. But that's an athlete. I walked down the treadmill and checked Twitter for like 20 minutes on Friday. Boom. Athlete. Boom. Athlete. I'm about to have some. I'm about to get my ribs broken. Athlete. Yeah. Yeah. Not well. That's why it's going to suck. My ass kicked. I'd kick your ass in basketball. You were probably all state or something. Right. Oh no. Garrett Gilbert saying no good body armor athlete. We got two

sports. Why are you here? Yes. All right. Baker's a body armor athlete. Let's go to the interview with Baker. Okay. We now welcome on recurring guest friend of the program and franchise quarterback Baker Mayfield. Thanks for having me. I saw you win. Yeah. That was a test. You love that term. Right. Yeah. Absolutely. Love it. Yeah. You guys are just right. Yeah. So we're going to this whole interview. We're going to basically see if you actually are a franchise quarterback because we read that article from Mina Kimes. Great article. The fact that you don't want to be called a franchise quarterback already is a red flag that you're not a franchise quarterback. Big red flag. Big red flag. That means you're more of a QB one which is not bad. That's not a

bad thing to do. Right. But franchise quarterback that's like the next level. So actually let's get started. If you were to grill meat would you put down aluminum foil underneath the meat or would you put it right on the grill? Right on the grill. Okay. All right. That's good. That's good. That's good. That's good. We'll check it out. Okay. So last time we saw you it was middle of the season right after a coaching change. A little weird in the facility. Now enough time has passed. You're the hottest topic in the world. You were the most hype team in the history of NFL football. Yes. I don't know about that. But yeah. I don't know. So let's start there. Are you nervous at all about the hype? Maybe for the fans? A little heartbreak? I don't know. It

feels like there's just as a little the hype train has gotten a little out of control. Wouldn't you say? I think the attention from the media. Yeah. But the fans are just excited to have you know that excitement for football again. Yeah. Since it's been not so great for a while them having something to look forward to this season. I think is the reason why they're so excited. Okay. But we got a bunch of guys that really want to win. And so we know how good we can be which can be great or it could be really bad. Right. Freddie's doing a great job of having us focus you know saying we haven't done anything yet. We got to go to work every day. You need to do an interview in the next couple of weeks during training camp and say you're the dream team.

Get it really lean into the really. Yeah. Yeah. Get it. So that's actually a great idea. The target so big that everyone's like Baker is so full of himself dream team. That would go well with you know that that Fox reporter guy. We actually bleep his name out. We have to say it on there. You know what. Let's get to. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Let's do that right now because I think you need to stop responding to him. I think you need to I stop us respond. Yeah. Well you guys haven't done it yet. No we have every single time. Yeah. You didn't handle my American Airlines problem. I told you I did know that. Yes. No. I DM'd you and I hit up American Airlines said I'm going to skull fuck you for you in honor of your wife's bags. And I was ready to go. Did they not fix it.

Did the bags get found. They got found. Okay. But you should accomplish. He took another one. Do it. Another one. Like the successful sense of urgency is all I'm asking for. When I was on top of it you got you got a shit on for that too. Yeah. That's all right though. People were like united. Yeah. We go. Yeah. Listen we have your back when Colin bleep that out. Yeah. When he says something about you we are the first people we call them what we call Baker takers. Yeah. It's become like a cottage industry almost recently. You had Greeny doing a little bit. You've got CC. Yeah. And there are some other people from ESPN that know that you're kind of like this lightning rod a little bit. So if they say something like a

hot take about you they're going to get a lot of attention. So we're just trying to cut that off at the knee. You can't respond. You can't be my first outlet. Yeah. He wants to he wants you to respond because then he gets a whole show out of it. We just need to do it for you and fight fire with fire and be like Colin. We're we speak on behalf of Baker everything then we have power of attorney with Baker. Yeah. So we get to make all decisions here and then he doesn't get the thrill and then you can also disavow if we go too far which we will. We will. I'll be like Colin. Fuck yourself and then there's enough separation between you and us. Right. Where it's not you saying it but wink wink wink. It's kind of like when you did the whole thing with O'Dell saying

the Giants fans aren't great fans. That was not about O'Dell. Meena took that out of context. He wanted you. That was about our fans being excited. That was smart of you. O'Dell was like hey Baker make sure you get a line a dig in for the Giants and you said it instead of him. Yeah. We know. We know. You know that we know too. That's the best part. You said you said it was taking out context. What were you trying to get across that. The fact that Cleveland fans are excited to have him and they don't care what he's done in the past. They know what type of guy is right now and what he wants to do and he wants to win. And they're excited to have. So that moment when he gets traded. How excited were you.

Scale of 10 probably an 11. The kid. I mean the videos that came out of it. I saw that one video of the kid who got the cops called on him because he was just running up and down the streets screaming like that. That was actually thinking multiple people got the police call because they were celebrating the trade. Yeah. And that is like that's so exciting for a fan base to have a QB one maybe a franchise quarterback and then trade for one of the best wide receivers in the league. And you already have Jarvis Landry. Has he done anything yet in practice where because you know he is a big practice guy. Has he done anything where you're like holy shit this guy's unbelievable. Just I mean the way he catches the ball. I mean it's just it's so natural to him.

And then you can hear it when the fans see like he'll almost have a one in catch and they make a noise because it's like almost so expected of him. And that's the I think the crazy part about it is it's so routine for him to do amazing things that sometimes you have to realize that's that's not normal. Right. But it is for him. Right. When you see him if he's covered one on one even if he's covered if it's the cornerbacks all over him you kind of still see him as always being open unless there's like two or more guys. Right. Absolutely. You know he's got a he's a guy that has a lot of range. He's got a lot of body control where he can stop on a diamond flip his hips go up and get the ball. So just learning how to throw to him. I mean he's he's got a lot of range. Do you like the new

hair. It's different. Yeah. I predict that the old hair is coming back. I think so. Yeah I don't think any time soon. Have you guys planned a touchdown celebration yet. We have not. Are you going to. To be determined. Who's a better dancer. Me. Yeah. There we go. Franchise QB. Yeah. That's a franchise court. Well I don't know. That's a franchise. Yeah. Yeah. You can let you franchise quarterback doesn't care about tears are there. You know what a franchise quarterback does. He takes the ball and then he hands it to a child in the first row. OK. But I'm not worried about a dance. He has the ball though. Oh. OK. I mean O'Dell has a ball. Yeah. But you if you're the alpha then you take the ball from your wide receiver. I saw Devon Funch's hand like six balls that he didn't

drop to Cam Newton. That's true. To give away to a child in the front row last year. Just something to think about. Since we last saw you. So we mentioned at the top when we were here in the facility last time it was the week after a coaching change. So we didn't really get into it because it was all fresh and weird. Have you spoken to Hugh Jackson. Not. Will you any time soon or any time you know like bury the hatchet. Although I don't. I actually don't think you have anything to bury here. He's the one who went to the media and did all that stuff when you saw him on TV like a week after he got fired. What was the conversation in the locker room with everyone. Like what is this guy doing. Kind of like that. But it also we didn't really care. Right. It was

one of those things that kept getting brought up like we're over it. You know we're moving forward and I think that's the reason why it's not even an issue now. Right. I think it was more of a deal that he went to a division rival that to the inside knowledge that he had. It's like that was that was kind of a snake move. I understand you want to go on TV. You want to get another job for yourself at some point. But the fact that he went to the Bengals that probably stung a little bit. I think it was more and I said this. It was more of you know you're in front of us in the locker room asking for us to play for you. And then two weeks later you go to a division rival that we played twice a year and he's still getting paid. So what people didn't understand was you

know he still has income. Because everyone did the whole. He's got a right to work. Absolutely. I'm all for that. And I truly believe that he you know looking back on it he should have gone in and got a job right away. You know just for the benefit of having a job right there and then for making connections and all that. And so I understand it. But that doesn't mean I have to like it. Right. And so I think that's the biggest thing was. I mean that's why I am who I am. Yeah. So I want to talk about that real quick about why you are who you are because this kind of goes back to the hype around the Browns. They are America's team this year as first coin by me. Did you ask Jerry Jones that I stole. Listen I can take Jerry Jones out. I'm not worried about him.

He's old. He's frail. I stole it. I stole that take from Hawkins from Baby Hawk. So it's my take now. But the Cleveland Browns are America's team this year with all that hype. You're a guy that likes to play with like a chip on your shoulder. You kind of you you rise to the occasion when people doubt you. How are you going to be able to step it up when everybody's like got your back. And they're like yeah these guys are legit Super Bowl champions guaranteed. I think it's more of just our Cleveland fans think that you know we have to worry about what's going on in our locker room and have a mindset of blocking everything else out because I know exactly how this is going to go. If we don't have a great year they're going to throw us in the trash. They're going to say

you guys were too high. You got egos everything like that. And so that's what guys have to realize but that's what I said earlier was Freddie's doing a great job of keeping it singular focused. You know having a big picture mindset of yeah we want to win the Super Bowl. That's what you do if you play football. But then realizing you have to win to get there. Listen if you guys start like one and two like Baker Stinks all hell's break. Yeah. Like the Browns sock. I don't you worry about that. At least you're being honest. I'll tell you that's all I'm the king of overreaction. So and then when you guys like then when eight in a row like who said that me. No no way. I didn't do that. I was hacked. Yeah. Yeah. No chance. One last question. How close were you to

not shaking his hand after that game because I feel like I didn't want to. We didn't want to. I wish you hadn't. This is the course you wish. This is the problem. OK. This is my biggest Baker problem is I love you. I love your your swagger. I think you are a franchise quarterback every now and then. He said he said I'll take this media quote. I'll take the beginning of that and cut it off at the end. Every now and then you play you play by the real rules and in I don't want you to like you shake Hugh Jackson's hand. I wish you had just walked right by him. You apologize for the Kansas thing. I don't think you should have apologized. Like though there are times we're really living in the past here. Yeah. But I want you to be like you know what I don't care about any of this.

I'm here to win football games. Every other social norm that has nothing to do with winning football games. You're so close. You're so close. It's a learning process. OK. Some day I think you're going to get there and be like you know what I don't. I'm never apologizing for anything. Well I mean I wouldn't go that far. OK. All right. But that's that's my that's my only gripe is that you apologize too much. Second franchise QB question. Yeah. Did you let Swagger kiss you on the lips. Yes. OK. I like that. That's franchise QB. Yeah. People should let dogs kiss them always always. I may have my maybe not their sons. I did like other franchise quarterbacks. Yeah. But definitely the dogs. Definitely my mouth after it though. OK. Swagger I think in front of

Swagger. Did he see you. He turned his head. OK. Good. All right. Then that's fine. I do. I've got a massive two. I just I wiped the slobber and then I just put it right back on him like a circle of life. Just recycle it. Towel and deposit. How much money do you think Kyle Murray owes you. For what. For basically starting this like you can have quarterbacks from the big 12 that are short do well in the NFL. You're not that short though. And Kyle Murray is perfectly average. How much. So how much. He's going to be. Here's this. How much money. I actually like it's a joke question but if you didn't weren't successful last year I don't know if he goes number one. Like that's a Lincoln Riley thing and everything gets kind of going and it's like OK. I see both

sides. I see both sides but I also there's guys like Drew and Russell that have kind of paved the way early on. So I think even if I didn't play this year and injuries didn't happen and I wasn't thrown into it I still think I already got number one. OK. Just how talented he is. Yeah. OK. I mean he can throw the ball. I saw a couple of clips of practice in shorts. He's putting it out there. He could sling it. Yeah. And he can move to with the shorts. Yeah. Is it really easier to throw football in shorts as opposed to wearing football pants. It's better naked. Yeah. What. What do you think about horns down. The whole rule that they're implementing. Who do we have. Who do we have. We are lucky enough. We have the first part.

Drew Stanton and Drew Stanton's family. OK. Come on. Come on. Drew. Come on. Ash, you're coming. Oh. The whole family of little kids here. What do you what do you think about the horns down. I think it's very soft. They're implementing a rule about it. Yeah. It shows the sensitivity of today's day and age. This was a savvy move by Baker to have asked it and bring his whole family in here so we couldn't ask any more hard questions. Yeah. Censorship. Drew, what's up. You want a mic real quick. I have a question for you, Drew. Drew Stanton's here. Drew, you remember that time. We dominated the kickball. OK. Let me finish the question. Remember that time we played in Greg Olson's kickball tournament.

You took it way too seriously and everyone was like yikes. Yeah. Drew Stanton. Do you see his mustache. Do you see his mustache. I know if anybody knows Greg, then he takes everything way too serious. I played on that team. Remember were you still on the team when I played on it. Like two years later, he didn't let anyone drink and it was in the same place. Yeah. Kickball tournament. Kickball tournament. Yeah. That's seriously. Yeah. You took it way too seriously. Everyone's like this is awkward. So did you guys all get together and decide to grow bad mustaches at the same time or is that just coincidence. What do you mean bad. I'm hating because I can't grow one. I'll be honest. I'm lashing out. I can see that. Yeah. I love your

mustaches. I think that's just great. Is this a QB thing that you guys all do? I think it's next for you. Yeah. It's just you need to go back. Yeah. I do need to go back. Do you like the numbers. If you make fun of one person with a bad mustache, but you can't make fun of everybody with bad mustaches. That's true. That's true. So I got to hop back on it and so that way I can join the club. Yeah. You're welcome to join the party. Yeah. I mean, I'm an original mustache guy. So I need to get back into it. The original mustache? Well, no, one of the like I'm an original. Big Cat makes these proclamations. You guys. Every now and again. I mean, you just said you coined where he says. America's team. No, but I also said that I stole it at the same

time. Mustache versus America's team. I think that's pretty fair. Big Cat, the inventor of the mustache. PFT invented America's team. I did. Yeah. They're not on in here. Yeah. Because the sound. Yeah. David would be in a lot of trouble. Yeah. So what are the rules of the RV? Well, there's a lot of rules that David Blau has. The first rule of the day is when the godfather shows up, he needs his cold brew with just enough foam on it, still sitting on his desk. Okay. The reason it's nitro, right? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. RV has to be stocked at all times. Oh, we got the Brown's camera here. And then we also kombucha have to practice. Kombucha. Now you're down. You guys are not Cleveland. The fans of Cleveland are going to be like, are you serious? That's not a

franchise QB. Yeah. What does kombucha do? It's good for your gut health. So it makes you poop more or less. I'd say more. More. It's got to do one of the two, right? More. Yeah. I mean, it doesn't, it's not making me go, wait, so you let David make rules on this bus? Is that because he's going to be on it some very much longer? That was me. Oh, that's so mean. David's a great guy. He doesn't make the rules. Oh, he's just to follow them. Okay. Got it. Got it. Do you miss Brogan at all? Of course. Is there any aspect about hard knocks being around that you miss? No. Not at all? Not one bit. Okay. What advice would you give to the Raiders about how to deal with hard knocks this year? That's going to be entertaining. I might actually watch. Yeah. So you're going to start to

love hard knocks like a fan along with the rest of us this year. Because it's now not to go through it. It's not nearly as miserable. Yeah, exactly. No, it's a great show. And like with with the team they got, like John Gruden, Deuce Gruden, mostly Deuce Gruden. Deuce Gruden, yeah. Deuce Gruden again. Part of the article, I'll actually do a Seeky question right now. So Seeky, put in, Seeky's sponsoring all training camp week, go to Brown's game. The Baker said they're going to win the Super Bowl, put in promo code take and you get $10 off. So you said in the article that you know longer screenshot the haters. So I screenshotted some haters for you. You want to read them? This dude is overrated. You'll see teams have film on him now. He was underestimated last season.

Vince Young had a good rookie season two. Damn, that one's tough. Hey guys, this is Garrett. What's up, Garrett? What's up fellas? That one's the same high school. I'm reading the haters right now, Drew. The kid's out of your shot. Okay, all right, cool. All right, you know what's funny? You're so fucking overrated that every fucking top cast caster from the news to radio to whatever thinks you and the Browns would do well. It's so funny that you won't even hit playoffs. LOL. That guy dropped the LOL on you. Baker Mayfield. You think he was actually laughing? Yeah, definitely. It was so funny. It was so funny. Did you not hear what he said? Yeah, yeah. He's a good QB, but this guy is actually kind of,

I don't know what this is about. Baker Mayfield sucks. He's a good QB. He's not great, nor will he be. Too much ego, not enough talent. We'll do one more. When you see how Browns fans treat Lamar, fuck that, Baker Mayfield can suck my dick from the back. So what do you think about the haters, Baker? You don't screenshot him, but I'm screenshotting him. That last one is creative. There was no LOL on that last one. He was dead serious. That one was real. Thanks for joining us, Garrett Gilbert here as well. Yeah, so that was a nice entrance there. So what do you think about that one? The haters. I mean, it's good stuff to hear, really. Yeah. By the way, I actually had a couple questions. It is. It keeps you grounded. It motivates him, right? My friends

from back home already called me 12 years old. Yes, that's true. That's your nickname? The 12 year old? Not 12 year old. The fat 12 year old. Which is why he keeps facial hair. Yeah, just to remind people just so you don't get carted anymore. That's what happens when you can't grow a mustache. Yeah, what's the last time you got carted? It's been a while. Yeah, it's been a while. Do people in Cleveland recognize you when you go out? That's why I grow this mustache. Garrett, I actually had a question for you because I thought maybe you'd show up. You won the MVP of the AAF. Well, take aim. De facto. Well, take aim, baby. It did not make it through the end. He also claimed the first AAF, well, only AAF champion. Congratulations

on that. Congratulations on that. What was it? I mean, obviously the AAF kind of got you here, right? Yeah. I mean, it was a lot of fun. It's been a long time since I played, so it was a lot of fun getting to play again. But obviously that league had a lot of issues with payments. I was just talking to you. Did you get paid? Yeah. One of our training camp interns, the equipment interns came and introduced himself. Said he was working with the Birmingham Iron and he didn't get paid until like two weeks ago. No way. Yeah, that's true. Did you get a ring? You should get a ring. I need to order. You should make your own ring. No. And Spurrier got one like a week ago. Yeah. Spurrier made his own. Yeah. What was it like playing for Spurrier?

He made that his own. It was a lot of fun. In his quiet years. Spurrier doesn't have a lot else going on. He's going to make himself a ring. Yeah. It's downtime for sure. Yeah. They had a whole ceremony and everything. Yeah. It was just like Steve Spurrier at like a daiquiri bar. What's that? His wife, Jerry. Yeah. And I think he called out Rick Newhaisel again. I love it. Oh, that's so perfect. Just keep going back and forth. What was it like playing for him, though, in his twilight years, so to speak? It was a lot of fun. He is unique. He's a different guy. But it was a lot of fun playing for him. He's got a good perspective on the game. And I mean, he keeps things interesting. Yeah. He went out there shirtless like he was back in South Carolina.

Okay. How many times do you bring his golf clubs to practice? Well, he was disappointing because I wanted to get out there and play with him, but he had just had back surgery. So he had a hard time moving around. I've heard a story that the end of his run at South Carolina, the team would be practicing on a field and he would be on the adjacent field just practicing his iron play. Someone else is going to have to confirm that, but I don't doubt it. What is his football philosophy? It's just like, fuck it. Let's score points. Yeah. I mean, and not so many words. Yeah. We're going to score more points and then have a great time doing it. Yeah. That's perfect. Throw it to the open guy. That's, you know, that's an easy game. With your coach this year, Freddy. Freddy's

coming in hot, I heard. So it's like one of those things he's, you know, he was around last year, but this is his first year in charge of the ship. I heard he came in and he was just like dog cussing everybody for the first couple of practices trying to set a tone. Is that right? In the off season or right now? No, no, like right now, like he was, he was fired up the first couple of days. He's fired up. I wouldn't say he was dog cussing everybody, but he was being very hard on everyone. Yeah. Just setting the expectation. Like I said, he didn't want anything to get out of control, you know, for everybody's ego to get in front of them and just to make sure we're on page. Do you feel a little pressure knowing that like you and Freddy are almost so intertwined now?

Because obviously he had success with them and then I'm assuming you I'm still trying to learn the way he speaks. Yeah. Because it's, I mean, it's a little different now. Yeah. I mean, it sounds like this. I mean, but he, you kind of helped him get a job and he, you know, you don't have the best in you. Yeah. Right. I think, but for a quarterback and the guy calling plays to have a great relationship, I mean, you got to click when it comes to the offense. And that's, that's where it first hit was how he sees stuff, how he breaks it down, how to eliminate clicker. And that's where it started. And then once I get to know him more and more and having drew that had been with him in Arizona helped a lot. So

I don't know. We just hit it off. Do you call him thick? That was his nickname in college. It was. He was there. Brazilian's nicknamed him thick. I think three C's. He was a big boy. He's more like five now. He's up to five. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, it's the truth. He's quite a thick, thick boy. That's a thick boy summer. I can say that. Yeah. It's thick boy summer. We're all here for that. Thick boys. Oh, yeah. You guys part of hot boy summer. Not exactly. Well, I say people say hot boys thin. I don't know. Garrett doesn't know what it is. I'm not sure what either is. Who won more state titles at your high school? You did. Garrett. That's Gatorade national player of the year. Okay. But I said state titles. So you won one, two, and you won one. Yeah.

We won five. That's awkward. That's my junior year. We won the fifth one. You guys were never on the same team though, right? No, I played with this younger brother. Okay. This is awkward that you got really highly recruited by Texas and you didn't and now you're starting over. I think we both don't like Texas. Now it's awkward. Are we going hands down? Yeah, we're both on that train. Yeah. You're horns down. Garrett's a graduate though. I am a graduate. Yeah, that's true. Okay, horns up for life, technically. Wait, so you have a degree from the University of Texas? Yeah. He's a big longhorn guy. I mean, they can kill you. They can legally execute you in Texas for doing that. They probably can't. That may be legal. This is too many big 12 quarterbacks and

one team is a bad situation. We have Drew and David. I know to even it out. Right. Big 10, yeah. Like smart. I'm like a tweener. I'm sort of conference USA. American Athletic Conference. Truly the patriot. Yeah, you've got it all. QB won our franchise quarterback question. Do you concern yourself with the opinion of sheep? No. Okay, franchise quarterback. Good answer. Are you and Freddie, can we use the term like you guys are married to each other? I just got married. So that'd be a little weird. I'm a minister. I hereby proclaim you're also married to Freddie Kitchens. Wait a second. Let it be done. Let it be written. I did not say that. I'm a ministry. I'm not sure how that works. My hands are tied. I said it out

loud. You're married. You guys are intertwined together. It's going to be great for the football. Yeah. Like you guys will click really well now that you're married. Do you finish each other's senses yet? Yeah. You should just go and copy him and see if he picks up on it. Okay. There's a little goof. All right. I have one last question. How many wins are we saying we have to guarantee it? Let's put it on paper. We actually don't have to guarantee. Yeah. So I'm thinking 11. 11. That'd be great for regular season. Yeah. Great. Okay. So that's a guarantee. I think that well, I did not say guarantee. I think that put us in great position. You just said guarantee. Dude, I did not. I said the word guarantee. This is kind of like a dumb question. Yeah,

you did say the word guarantee. Yeah. Is it dumb question? I didn't say it, didn't. Oh, okay. So you guarantee it. Guaranteed 11 wins. 11 wins. This is kind of a dumb question, Baker. But do you ever think like, what if you guys just say fuck it and win the Super Bowl this year? That'd be wild. I mean, I wouldn't necessarily say it went in that thought process. Right. But this, I had that thought when I was flying here. I was like, what if Baker was just like, fuck it. Let's win the Super Bowl. I'm not sure it would necessarily go like me and the train of thoughts saying screw it. Let's go do this. Why not? Why? Just do it and be legends. That's what I'm supposed to do. It's full send. Are you guys going to do this season? Full send.

Okay. Guaranteed full send. I'm guaranteeing full send. Oh man, if you win the Super Bowl, you're going to be insufferable because you're going to do the thing where you're really, you get on like Vogue and GQ and then you lose a little bit of your bad boy street cred. You're not going to come on this show anymore. You're not going to come on this show. You're going to be like on all the mainstream. I got stuff coming out for you soon. Okay. Cool. All right. Guaranteed. Nothing. Yeah. I got a little muscle for me with you guys. Okay. Yeah. We'll defend him against American Airlines. We'll give you a call. Yeah. For sure. We'll have two time state champion, right? So that's better than Baker. So that works. Do you have any other questions for them?

Yeah. One last franchise quarterback, QB1. What was the last book you read? I heard that you were a reader. Where did you hear that? I just heard you were a reader. The last book I read. I like how it's been a long time. I like how he's mad that people think he's a reader. Yeah. Yeah. This also means a long time. Alonzo. How are we doing? What's going on? I love this bus. Have you guys at Odell or anyone in here? He's step foot in here. Okay. Alonzo Heismith. Are you answering the question? Yeah. I mean, I haven't finished a book in a long time. Okay. Good. The franchise quarterback. Yeah. I like it. Yes. That's why I was looking. If you had an answer ready for me, I was going to dock you points. Yeah. You should be focusing on your

playbook. I am. Not like the sun also rises or whatever you want to read. Yeah. You're like, last book I read is The Giver in seventh grade. That would have counted too. I think I read Mycena after that. Oh, okay. There we go. Have you are there like different words that you're learning between like Odell and Jarvis, like Louisiana slang that you'd never heard before? No, I had a couple of Louisiana teammates in college. Okay. Do you have like separate group texts for different groups of players? So you can be like, Hey, man, I'm going to get you the ball. Hey, man, I'm going to get you the ball. Don't worry about me. Get you the ball. I just slide 20s under the table. Oh, there we go. So you should play neck for them in the locker

after a game. Yeah, that should be the Cleveland neck. Do you guys have a team song or like a team song? No. Okay. It's neck. Yes. No, it's the Drew Carey song. We're not Detroit. Yeah. All right. You guys nailed this interview. I'd say Garrett more than you Baker because we're going to keep you motivated. Thank you because you like this. You like this. But remember, don't respond to Colin Coward. We guys got it. We have it every single time. Anytime. Bleep that out. He said it again. Yeah. Anytime he goes at you, just let me handle it. I haven't done it in a while. Yeah, I know, but I'm so mature now. I'm married. I'm mature. I'm not responding. Yeah. Here's what you do. You can respond. Just do cc pft commenter barstool big cat and will hand

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Yes, absolutely. I would like to say that between Andrew Luck and Swag Kelly, I need to know what those conversations are like. I need to be a fly on the wall that made I don't think they speak the same language. No, no, definitely not. Definitely not. Without you're right. Swag, you want to join my book club and then Jacoby Brissette's got a little bit of like Southern twang to him, which is so it's it's really the bro, the nerd and the Southern twang. I figure if you ask Swag Kelly to join your book club, he's just going to shoot you. Yeah, he'll just burn the book. He'll literally take out a gun and be like, fuck that. No, he'll like he'll he'll take the book out and make you eat it. Eat this book. He's fucking stuff it down. Oh God. All right, that's over. That was fun.

That was fun for like two seconds. I was like, Swag Kelly's gonna bring me back and then the bill's just scored. Okay. Peter King ate the trash. So Peter King got was doing a hit with Dan Patrick and got pulled over because you're not supposed to talk on your phone while you're driving is very dangerous. So very this has become you know, you do it one time. Then that's a mistake. You do it twice. He tweeted out that picture of him driving to Chargers camp in the bike lane in the bike lane. I think it starts it's time to start asking should Peter King have a license. He should have his license revoked. I agree with that. He is a menace. He is a threat. Maybe you actually he was probably just listening to part of my take. We should never let him on

the show. You're right. Good. Until you remedy yourself until you go back to driving school and prove that you're not out there to cause havoc on the road. You're no longer welcome on the show. I'm sorry. It's just we have to look out for our listeners. It's your everybody. I'm going to I'm going to stand behind that ban right here. And he also got really mad at people who were tweeting at him and laughing at him. He said it's it's like I murdered somebody. Well, dude, you could have next time you might. You could have. He said I told the cop when he was giving me the options about how I could contest the ticket. That's OK, sir. I'm guilty as sin. Oh, wow. You thank you. Peter. Oh, you think that like if you just admit to murder,

you're everyone will be like, OK, cool. Yeah, carry on with our lives. Good news for Peter. He'll still let himself in the hall of fame no matter how many people he was over. This is totally off the field. Yeah. But seriously, Peter, seek help. Seek help. We want to see you be OK. Also, Peter King, he told the police officer I'm guilty like right off the bat. Way to go. Peter, there's something called the Constitution and the Fifth Amendment and you're doing all your listeners a disservice by not informing them that they have the right not to incriminate themselves. He was like, go ahead, search my whole search my whole search my whole search every hole I have. Officer, I have numerous cavities put a glove on. Oh, man. OK, we have a just chill out things.

I think I think just chill out, man, for Adam Gase. So Adam Gase, there was a story. It was when he was, I believe, the offensive coordinator for the Denver Broncos and essentially his wife gave birth and the story goes. They pulled the baby out of me. This is his wife talking. They pulled the baby out of me and said, it's a boy. Jennifer told Dan Pompey. They didn't even put my organs back and sew me up before he's like, you good. This was a C section. I said, yeah, I'm good. He said, all right, then I'm out. They said, you want to cut the umbilical cord? He said, no, I'm good. And he just went back to practice. I wish that there was a picture of him and like his wife having a water delivery in a pool and him wearing the Broncos helmet looking at his

playbook like Peyton Manning was. He is. He also, Adam Gase did some smelling salts before the preseason game. His eyes are just wild. Yeah. That's a man that does not need smelling salts. No. His upper lip is a permanent smelling salt. Right. I'm going off of his eyes. When he just wakes up in the morning, he's got those googly eyes and he's ready to go. I think he's just, he's allergic to air. He takes a sniff of oxygen. He's like, oh, let's go. Yeah. Oh my god. That's yeah. Big time. You good? All right. I'm out. All right. See you. I'll see you when you're home. Yeah. How's your uterus? Four days. How's that you doing? Okay. Peace. Okay. You think you could play if it was a, if it was a playoff game, would you be able to play? Yeah. Deuces. I'm out. Take

it easy. Good luck with your badge. Uh, all right. So next one, we have a stay classy for Dabo. So this is a big, I think it was a big debate in the college football space. Uh, apparently, did you do a podcast the night of your birth? Yeah, I did, but I was not engaged. No, no, no, no. Wait, was it? No, it was the next day. Okay. Yeah. That's more reasonable. Okay. Good. It's the next day. I was like, wait, fuck, we should have just had a podcast that day just to see if you were committed enough to come into it. Yes, it was used born on a Wednesday. We did a podcast on Thursday. Okay. So, uh, Dabo has been criticized because he did not give Kelly Bryant a, uh, ring. Brian famously played first four games. Trevor Lawrence took over,

which was the right decision. He then left school and, uh, is now the, the quarterback for Mizzou. So if you want to check out all the Mizzou training camp stuff, our guy Caleb's been crushing it there. But so this is a big story because Dabo's like, no, fuck that. You left. You don't get a ring even though you played four games for us. Right. Um, did, did he request a ring and they said, no, we're not going to give you. I don't know about that. I do know though, who would you think had the hottest take? I know where you're going with this. So I can't answer, but I, I'll play your game. I'll play your game. But who had the hottest take on this one? Yeah. I would say that if there was a guy out there that would tell Kelly Bryant to go fuck off and jump off a cliff

because Dabo's when he's a great human being, it would probably be Danny Cannell. Yeah, but he went the other way. So the opposite direction on the, on the argument. Okay. His argument was Kelly Bryant didn't make a dime at Clemson. Dabo just inked $93 million guaranteed new deal. Just give the kid a damn cubic, zirconia ring and move on. He did win one out of four of their games or one fourth of their games. That has nothing to do with the argument. No, but it does tell me that Danny's getting soft. Yeah, a little bit because this is concerning to me. No, Danny to be that guy. We've talked about this. Yeah, we need Danny to be, he's turned into millennial. Danny Cannell. Yes, he is. But this is like the Spongebob verbal meme where the guy where Spongebob

has his hands going everywhere, twisted around this argument. Like, what is Kelly Bryant not getting a ring? Have anything to do with Dabo Sweeney making money? Yeah, I don't, I don't really get that. It means that he left the team. It means he's throwing us a bone saying like, Hey, maybe the players should be paid. Right. He's like throwing us a bone being like, I'll admit that, okay, you have one of two options. Either you get paid at school or you get a ring if you transfer. Yes. Yes. And in this case, I'm coming down on the ring if you transfer. And he had every, Kelly Bryant had every right to leave. That's, I mean, you see it all the time with coaches. They go back and forth. And if he's not going to play, he might as well, you know, save his eligibility

and go play somewhere else. I don't know if it was an eligibility thing, but he wasn't going to stick around if he wasn't going to play. And Dabo has every right to be like, no, dude, you don't get a ring. Right. And Kelly Bryant, he should have to give back all the life lessons that Dabo taught him when he was at Clemson. True. Accountability. And then leave that in South Carolina, buddy. That sweet slide they have in their facilities. Give that back. Give those slides back. Give that fun back. Give the memories of you, of you sliding and wash your hand until all the remnants of that rock that you get to touch come off. Make Kelly, make Kelly Bryant go back to Clemson and just keep walking up the slide as many times as he went down and go up the hill. Yeah. You walk

down. Yes. He should have to walk up that hill, be driven back down by Dabo until he learns his lesson. I like it. Uh, okay. Last up, we have Jim Bose and a very special guest for our Jim Bose. Let's go to that. Okay. We're going to wrap up the show with Jim Bose and a very special guest. It is our friend, Brendan. He is in from Buffalo and AWL who won the charity. I don't know if you guys remember, but we did the charity for logs for dogs, logs for dogs. Was it social tease, social tease. So it was adopting dogs. And so Brendan won the charity. He's been here all afternoon hanging out with us. He saw us interview Jerry O'Connell and now we're going to do Jim Bose with Brendan, uh, who is Bill's mafia. Have you gone through a table? I've never gone through

a table, but actually, uh, I have some to tell you, um, when I went to Jacksonville two years ago for the playoff game and I saw uncle chaps down there and I'm actually in a bar stool video yelling, handsome Hank is a better reader than uncle chaps go bills. So I'm really nervous now because I'm on the spot. Yeah. It's a whole different ball game with a bright light. You didn't have to tell us that by the way. That was that's the pressure is on. Yeah. That was a great game that you went to like Bortles tearing it up in that, uh, torrential windstorm. What was the final score? Seven, three, seven, seven. We got the fuel going. Yeah. Yeah. That's right. That's huge. That was huge. I waited 17 years for a 15 hour drive. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Um, whenever you hear shout,

do you just start doing the let's go Buffalo? Yeah. Yeah. I'm actually jealous of that part of like Buffalo. Wedding season is massive. Yeah. Do the real, like the, you know, the, you know, the shout song with the wedding and then boom, they do the bills one right after. Yeah. I'm believing that wedding. How many, how many pairs of Zubas pants do you own? I got one pair of Zubas pants that I've worn for the past 12 years. And I got Zubas overalls that I got a few years ago and a very sweaty Zubas hat. And then what, what's your favorite, uh, wing place? Well, definitely bar bill. Okay. No doubt about it. We guys went there a few years ago. Yeah, that was good move. Oh, so good. Yeah. You just have the mini and you get 10 wings with that.

Yup. That's the play. Get it all. Yup. And do you drink mad dog? I don't drink mad dog. I'm a Bud Light guy, you know, so I'm a sponsored guy. Okay. Yeah. All right. So let's do it. Jimbo's with Brendan, who is in from Buffalo. All right. We got one here. I was high and a woman had a small black thing in her purse and I thought it was a dog. Went over to say hi pet dog. Turns out it was a camera. Wicked embarrassing. Okay. At the camera. Yeah. Yeah. Just a technology guy. You're a cam girl now. I love gadgets. Yeah. Right. There is, uh, by the way, I don't know if you guys do this, but every time I see a dog on the train, I always take a picture of it because it's always so funny. Like a dog on the train is just a weird thing to say. They're not actually supposed to

be on the train either. Really? You have to be able to keep it in your, in a, in a, hold it in a bag. Uh huh. I should get a hammock for Leroy. Interesting. So if you see it, that's the, that person's breaking, breaking the law. No, you should put Leroy in like a hockey equipment bag. Yeah. Just, just cut out four holes in the bottom of it and just have his legs hanging out. We're just like four of us carried on together. I might have to do that. Actually, if I could enlist your help, uh, Leroy is getting cataract surgery in like October. Yeah. We should do that. Yes. We should take him on the train. I'm down in a bag. Yeah. Okay. I'm down. Okay. I'll put Stella in the, in my baby Bjorn thing too. So we'll just all go to the

fucking cataract surgery. Big family. Um, took the afternoon off work for a dentist appointment that required me to take extra strength anxiety medication that knocks me unconscious, showed up to the dentist 10 minutes before it was supposed to, uh, supposed to kick in to find out my appointment is next week. Oh, that's tough. But you get a bonus day. Yes. You can always just tell your boss like they screwed up my appointment. They had to push me to next week. Yeah. That's actually a great day. Like you're on a little mini mind vacation. He's about to be unconscious. That's fine. It's their problem. Here's the thing. If you pass out somewhere, you are no longer required to remove yourself. That's on somebody else at that point. Yeah. Um, all right. I'm going to stop

you real quick. Brennan for a second. I just made a text because I wanted to do something for you because you were nice. What was the final charity that you guys paid? Um, what do I get at? 5200? That's fucking awesome. That's awesome. That's so awesome. So I wanted to do a little something special. I just got the text back. We're going to call Josh Allen real quick. Really? All right. We'll give him a little, a little pump up speech. Oh my God. That's awesome. You just talk a little loud. I will. Yo, we got a Brendan here from Buffalo. He's the biggest bills fan. He's going to give you a little encouragement for the season. Josh, you ready for the night, man? You ready? We got to beat those Colts tonight. Yes, sir. Absolutely. Oh, that's fantastic, man. How many

80 yard touchdown, 90 yard touchdown when you're throwing the day? I don't know. We'll see. They play a lot of soft zones though. All right. Work them. Work them. Wait, this is one of those situations like, uh, like Babe Ruth promising the kid in the hospital. Are you going to, are you going to throw a touchdown for Brendan tonight? Don't you put that evil on me. Well, you know what it sounds like, Josh, since they play a lot of soft zone, you can guarantee a five yard completion tonight. How about that? I can't see that. I will guarantee it. To the left side, right side, which I'll be looking for. Yeah. What should I be looking for? Which side? Or are we just saying left side, five or more yard completion for Brendan? That is a Josh Allen

guarantee. That's, I mean, that's a man of the people right there. Josh Allen's the quarterback for the people. Josh, if you can't complete it, will you come to my high school that I work at Bishop Timon? Will you come in and say hi to my boys if you can't get that five yarder? Thanks, man. This went from just a regular phone call to sorry. We just signed you up for for some stuff there, Josh. All right, man. Good luck tonight. We'll talk to you later. Oh, I like the piece there. That's a fucking rare thing. It's a good sign off. Yeah. It's like an early odds thing. Peace. Peace out. Deuces. All right. So there you go. You got the, I'm in. That's the way we need to, when we, when he completes it, we need, you need to text all your

buddies at home to make sure they DVR the game. Okay. So when you, when he gets the completion, you're going to get us to the clip and we'll put it all together for you and tweet it out from part of my tape. I love it. The guaranteed five yards to the left in the soft zone. Dude, if he only plays like two plays, that's good. He'll get a five yard. I'm not getting in my own head. I'm getting in my own head. It's six. Do I win? No. Yeah. Five or more. Five or more. Five or more. Five or more. All right. Let's get back to Jim Bose. Okay. Oh, what do we got here? We got I hooked up with a girl that's evidently into slapping the shit out of people during sex. She beat me up and it was a 10 to eight round every time. I kind of just rode with it and I

teach boxing classes. So I felt like I couldn't just ask her to stop because it was painful and awful. I'm supposed to hang out with her again. And boy, do I need some advice on how to not get wrecked during sex. I'm very jimbo like. So this guy just basically wanted to brag that he had sex. Yeah. Okay. We get it. I mean, I think if you were to pull a hundred guys on the street and say, hey, you can have sex, but you're going to take five slaps to the face. I think 99 of them would say yes. Mm hmm. Even trade. Yeah. So not really a jimbo. Yeah. Not really a jimbo. You just wanted to tell us you had sex. Which I understand. Yeah. You get it. Yeah. Your is the first time you ever had sex. I mean, I just want to brag to everyone. That's what I just did with Jerry. Yeah,

you wrote into us and you're like, Hey, I finally had sex. It was sick. Awesome. Okay. I got caught being stoned. And when my parents asked me if I was high, I insisted I had in fact been crying. As you might expect, they didn't take the bait. That like I was in high school again. I'm 22 and just graduated college. And now my dad's so upset. He's driving to the city to pick me up from work so he can talk with me. Okay. Hold on. Let's not overreact. Back up. Is your dad Mike Huckabee? Yeah. Your dad, 22 years old. That's that is he is out of the, you know, house, or I assume he's out of the house and maybe not actually. Yeah. My roof, my rules. Yeah. Yeah. But still, come on, dad, chill out. I this actually though is so funny because I feel

like every kid in the history of kids has thought that they got by their parents when they were higher drunk and the parents always know, always, always, always, always, always, no, although a good excuse. Hank's dad is visiting as well. It's directly behind him. It's directly behind him being like, Yep, I always do when Hank was smashed. Hank, if you've ever used a crying excuse, wink, he can't see you. But yeah, I like replay all the times where it's like, Oh yeah, my dad. Yeah. Crying is pretty good. I also use the I just went swimming at the pool. Right. There's a lot of chlorine. Yeah. Heavy chlorine day today. Yeah, I just always get hungry after you go for a little backstroke. I watched that the life of dogs movie, whatever that just came out. Marlene me. Yeah.

Right. So fucking tearjerker or that YouTube girl. All right. Just moved to LA, still haven't ran into Rocillo and the first friends me and my roommate made here were from his work and I drunkenly broke their stripper pole at their apartment the first night we all hung out. Okay, that's actually not a Jimbo because if you have a stripper pole at your apartment, I don't think there are any rules. That's basically saying to everyone, no rules in this house. If you break something, who the fuck cares? Agreed. And it's much better that you broke it than a stripper came over and broke it because then that's lawsuit city. Right. Then you're in trouble. I would love to see like wonder the guys who got the stripper pole in their apartment,

how bad a failed actors are they? Yeah, like they are definitely they've been in LA for a few years. They're basically playing swingers every night on Friday nights like watching it stripper pole. This is sick. Yes, they're just playing NHL 94. Yeah. And ordering takeout and but the pole is still in the back. Yeah. By the way, there's nothing more lonely and pathetic than an apartment with a stripper pole when there are never strippers over. Yes. Oh, it's like hypothetically, I could have a stripper right now. Now, on the other side of it, what would be great is if you have a couple floors and you have a fireman's pole, that's a dream. Yeah, that would be a dream. That is precisely there's firemen. Also, if you have a stripper pole, and you have strippers over,

you can also get an ATM for your house and then charge like 499 and transaction fees every time your friends take money out. So you're just living in a strip club. That's Gilbert arenas. Yeah. In West Virginia, one of our West Virginia, the ATM fee was, guess, $3. No, other way. Oh, really? $35. Are you serious? It's like how they made all their money. Jesus Christ. It was insane. People in West Virginia have $35. It was insane. It was and they ran out of money. Yeah. And they ran out of money. They ran out of ones, not that we would know. Yeah. I got one more here. Went to Saratoga recently with my dad, whose work rented out a space in the new 1863 club. Real nice area with your own bedding kiosks. My buddy gave me a tip,

and I hit a trifecta for roughly $200 on the first race. I went to bet on the second race, and in the excitement of entering my picks, I forgot to hit return balance and walked away. Didn't realize this until about 15 minutes after, and the kiosk has obviously been used since then, lost about $170 and didn't win a single race the rest of the day. But you know what? Gambling karma will eventually come back for you. Like that one you'll get at some point you're going to win a game that you shouldn't have won, and you can be like, yep, there it is. Paid forward. Yeah. The gambling gods work. They at least have a little bit of a heart sometimes. All right, Brendan, thank you so much. Can we get a prediction on the bill

season? Oh, yeah. Easily 11 and 5. Oh, he's going to win the AMC East this year? We'll be right there. You know, that fourth game against the Patriots. You going to come down for it, Hank? You going to come down? Probably. All right. Okay, we might be out there. Yeah, yeah. We definitely want to go back to Bill's mafia. Is that the one on Christmas Eve or whatever? No. Oh, no, that's the one in New England. Oh, yeah. Okay. So wait, when do, like... The one in Buffalo is, I think, whatever, September 30th. That's too early. We go to Buffalo. We got to go in like November. But I like it for the bills, though. There's no big expectation build up. You'd much rather play the Patriots if you're one and three than if you're like 10 and five,

and maybe you need this one to get into the playoffs. And it's also very funny watching a Bill's game in September and like the entire city of Buffalo doesn't know how to deal with a suntan. And they're all just stuck in the sun and like, what the hell is going on? It's real gross and sweaty. They were just a lobster. Yeah. God damn it. All right. So, Brendan, thank you again for the charity. That was awesome. Thanks for having me on, guys. Yeah. Hopefully you guys had fun. Yeah. And Josh Allen Pass has to happen. Josh Allen Pass was going to Bishop time in high school. Yes. There you go. Okay. That's our show. Stone Cold Steve Austin coming on Monday. One of my favorite interviews we've ever done.

Do I love you guys? Oh, hell yeah. That was a little macho man. Yeah, brother. Yeah.