Pardon My Take - Bills Left Tackle Dion Dawkins, NFL Preseason Over Reactions, Mt Rushmore Of Things That Aren't Real And Johnny Football Documentary Review

Episode Date: August 14, 2023

It's time to overreact to some Preseason Football and we're here to tell you who sucks and who is awesome based on fake game (00:00:00-00:18:53). We talk Lucas Glover's swamp ass and Big Cat has a decision to make about Wander Franco and his Dingers Only League (00:18:53-00:26:51). Who's back of the week including EPL, James Harden and country music viral stars (00:26:51-00:39:47). We then welcome on Bills Left Tackle Dion Dawkins for an incredible interview about his path to the NFL, what he would do for Josh Allen, Richie Incognito, Miami Heat and tons more (00:39:47-01:00:58). We do the Mt Rushmore of Not real things in honor of our queen the plane lady Tiffany Gomes coming forward (01:00:58-01:23:59). We then finish the show with a documentary review of Johnny Football (01:23:59-01:38:08).You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

Hey part my take listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime members can listen, add free on Amazon Music. On today's part of my take, we have an incredible interview. I'm giving it a must-listen for sure. To all AWLs, this is a guy we've never had on, who we will become become he is a recurring guest now and best friend to yeah Deon dockins from the Buffalo Bills had us in absolute stitches Just a hilarious hilarious dude great great story so must listen for all AWLs We're gonna do the Mount Rushmore of things that are not real in honor of our queen. What's her name? Playing Baros Gomez. What's her name? Playing girl. Baros.

Gomez. What's her name? Line. And I'm looking it up right now. Give me one second. We're gonna do things that are not real. We're gonna talk a little football. Some golf.

Some. Tiffany Gomez. Tiffany Gomez. Our queen. Things that are not real. And then we have a review of the Baker Mayfield documentary. Johnny football documentary. Baker Mayfield is not Johnny football.

Johnny football documentary. Damn, that hurts for Baker Mayfield. What, all Browns quarterbacks look the same? Yeah, they do. The Johnny football documentary at the end of the show, it is all brought to you by our friends of Verizon. It's a takeover show by Verizon. I've been a Verizon customer since I've had a cell phone.

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Football season is fully back. The pre-season's back. Time to overreact everything that we saw. Oh, I have some overreactions that I wrote down. Okay, first right off the top, Stetson Bennett, Future Hall Famer. Yeah, he's part of it, he looks good. It actually is crazy that we're in a world where I was reading an article that was like, Stetson Bennett who is set to be Matthew Stafford's backup and potential heir apparent.

Like, what? Okay. Let's fucking do it. But before we do overreactions, PFT, I know you were in Ireland. So you probably weren't able to watch all the games. Let me just ask you a quick question. If I told you that a quarterback unnamed had a stat line of three for three, a hundred and 29 yards, two touchdowns, would you say it's a good day?

I'd say that's a great day. That's a great day. That's a great day. Listen, I was just box score. I was an Ireland, but I did watch the clips. He was throwing some fucking dimes. I am. Air yards traveled.

I love that stat. I think I think was it like the 60 yard touchdown pass went like negative two yards in the air. Doesn't matter. He threw him open. He managed the game correctly. DJ Moore had me rock hard. I'm okay saying that.

Listen, I am at the point now where it is. There's a line in the sand. It's enough, you know, back and forth. Is he the guy? Justin feels as a guy. I have started hate bookmarking. Justin Field's slander to come back to it later. Good. Good. So I he can't he could play a perfect game and people would still nit pick him. That's fine.

Three for three. 129 yards two touchdowns. Yeah, I overreact. But yeah, the Bears look fucking awesome and DJ more. You are the best ever. Are they putting too much on tape, though? Are they showing all the all the wrinkles to the offense? Three plays. That's all you are the best ever. Are they putting too much on tape though? Are they showing all the wrinkles to the offense? Three plays, that's all you need. Three plays, three for three, 129 yards. Pretty good outing. I went through the same thing with Sam Howe's outing. I went back, watched the highlights.

Did he go three for three, 129 for nine? Nine for 12, so he had six more completions. And he had one touchdown, and yeah, super bowl. Yeah, I'm thinking super bowl, no. It's the best touchdown. And the haters out there that are like, go all the way, they're basically playing like a glorified practice.

Don't take anything away from it. Fuck you, let us be able to overreact to these things. This is why I like watching Pre-season football because you find a couple guys that you're like, oh, these dudes could be guys. And then you'll never hear from them again. But still, we still have like three weeks of hope that we get to have from these meaningless games. So let me just be delusional.

There's nothing worse than the guy on Twitter before an NFL preseason game. That's like, just a reminder, this is NFL preseason. A lot of these guys might not even make the team over reacting to a play or a clip is ridiculous How about your fucking ridiculous? And I hope you can hit by a bus because I'm gonna watch preseason and guess what you know what else I'm gonna do preseason any Bad play I'm just gonna spin it to a positive play so if if a team looks bad if my team looks bad for a series I'm I'm gonna say yeah, it's preseason. They're the third stringers who cares?

If they look good, I'm like, wow, we have depth. This is awesome. So we're the best team ever. So so we can point at the stat. If we end up losing, we can be like, well, I think the Raiders went undefeated last year in the preseason. Yeah. If your team wins, you're like, well, the Ravens never lose preseason.

The most impressive streak in sports go right now. And they're content. Yeah, you did fuck up. That's that's a lot. Jake, come on. That's a lot. Jake. I got a lot of better. I'm gonna be better. Take them this week. Yeah. So when if your team wins, you can be like, well, the Ravens, they lock it in the preseason. They care about it. They're usually a pretty good team. So you can spend it either way that you want. That's the beauty of preseason is that you if you're basically the eye of the beholder you just basically watch a game and

However, you need to get to a point where you feel confident about your team. You do that You make you make giant leaps in logic You you knit pick you take only the good plays you just discard the bad ones That's what preseason football is now the other part of preseason football is watching other teams and being like they suck. Yep, so I have some hot takes. Russell Wilson sucks. Well, I'm gonna disagree with you on that one. He was not wearing a Gilligan hat on the sideline,

doing interviews during the second half. That's one thing that Sean Peyton was looking for. Absolutely no Gilligan hat. I think his rules, in fact, he had a list. No uniforms off after you're done playing, no sunglasses, no Gilligan hats, and no interviews during the game. Russell Wilson checked all those off.

Okay, so he might be following protocol, but he sucks. He's back. Other hot take, Nathan Rourke is better than Dak Prescott. Did you see that play? I did not see that play. Oh my God, can you send him that play? It was like the greatest play that's ever been played. He's a Mac legend, CFL legend.

Nathan Rork, if the Cowboys wanted to, if they were, to quote Logan Roy, if they were serious people, they would start Nathan Rork week one. Yeah. Yeah. So his brother was the starting quarterback for Ohio. He had a bulging. He was hurt. Yeah, no, they're they're Mac Brett. Okay, that was a legit pass by Trevor Lawrence right there. I mean it's good. Yeah, it he's better. Oh wait, he's not on the cowboys. He's better than Trevor Lawrence. He's better than Trevor Lawrence. That's what I meant. But he also better than Dak Prescott. Well, he's the higher number than Dak Prescott. Yeah, I'm saying the highest number Logan. Yeah, I forgot it came, it went against the Cowboys. Again, this is all over the world. So I agree with you on that because Big Cat, you'll remember last year, I was more of a Justin Fields guy in terms of like Justin Fields versus Trevor Lawrence.

Well, I was not, I was trying to play in a different way. You're trying to temper expectations. Now, now, I'm not, now. I think Justin Fields is better than Trevor Lawrence. He's the best quarterback ever. It might be the worst take. I might look back on this in two years, be like sought you've said a lot of dumb shit on this podcast

That was not this might be one of the dumber ones that I've said max max Dougan had a very impressive line Who are the stat lines that we always compare him to like the the crazy stat lines where it's like the Josh Rosen Staggles Max Dougan played the entire second half for the chargers. He went two for three for 19 yards. Pretty good. I like it. Pretty good. You guys see the wild stuff?

No. With Max Duggan in set some minute, they played each other in their final college game. Atsofi. Wow. That's why I was very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very wild stuff. Atsofi. Please put a note in the file to fade the chargers week one. Shane's looking at me. He's very well. That's why. Please put a note in the file to fade the Chargers week one. Shane's looking at me.

He's very upset. Plenty of dolphins. They are, they're not playing any starters. They're not playing on any offensive starters. It's Julian Edelman's total. It's total. It's a total. It's a total.

It's a total. It's a total. It's a total. It's a total. It's a total. It's a total. It's a total. It's a total. It's a total. It's a total. It's a total. It's disgusting that the C words are out there acting like they're the vintage New England Patriots.

It's crazy. Like we want to take all our guys out and just give the backup guys a shot. Anthony, where do you remember how the C words ended their last season? Yeah. They should be playing only starters. Correct.

Correct. I read you guys all of my week one reminders you told me to remind you to disregard all my words. Okay, but yeah, that's the last, that's the final reminder. Jake, what I want is to know every team that doesn't, or someone else can treat me this, every team that doesn't play, their offense to starters for at least a series in the preseason. They're out. They're getting faded hard.

Hard. Shane is looking at me just incredulous right now. Uh, anything Richardson is good. I do have a cowboys, one of positive cowboys, one, even though the third stringer for the Jaguars is better than their franchise quarterback. Duce Vaughn is awesome. And I love them at Kansas State. He is, he is, Duce Vaughn is going to win a lot of fantasy leagues.

Duce Vaughn is so sick to watch. I love the clips and practice of him that are basically him running in between his own offense, alignment's legs. He's just like when you're playing Mario Kart or you're playing Super Mario Brothers and you get hit by so you hit with the feather. Is that the one or the lightning bolt? Yeah. Doose Vaughn looks like he got hit by the lightning bolt.

Yeah. And he's just like wiggling between everybody's legs and they're everyone. So fast. So fast. Um, jail and Carter steal the draft. I said it. Facts. Oh, it's the draft. I said it. Facts.

Oh, it said it. I said it. He looked like he was trying and he was good. Yeah, Anthony Richardson's good. He ran over a guy. That was cool. That means he's a franchise quarterback in my eyes. Kenny Pickett might be MVP. Mm-hmm.

That's another one. He played Mike Tomman said that Kenny Pickett needs to play more than a season vet. And he was very good. He said we need Kenny to be who to play more than a season vet. And he was very good. He said, we need Kenny to be who we need him to be. Yeah. And he was who they need him to be. And he played, he's played to the standard, which is also the standard. Uh, Jordan love.

Seven for ten. Not good. One touchdown. Not good. They spank the bangles. He threw, I read one tweet where it said that he, oh, he missed a couple of receivers. That's the only thing I'm remembering from Jordan love. Is that one tweet? Yep.

And I don't even know who wrote it. I just saw it and was like, yeah, he did miss some receivers. I didn't watch a second of the game. My last one was, DeMar Hamlin is alive. Is that the same DeMar Hamlin? Yep. Would have played. What if that's the guy that that girl was yelling at on the plane?

I mean, it's, we're gonna get to Tiffany Gomez, Arqueine, for our Mount Rushmore, but people thinking she's about to double that are just telling on themselves that they've never seen a woman put on makeup. You don't know. Well, women are tricky like that. They can fool us pretty good. I can look at the same woman in three different states

of wearing makeup, hair up, hair down, different bangs, and they look completely different to me. Right, but they're all the same woman. They're all the same woman technically, but sometimes women be tricky. Yeah, no, and they be shopping. Females be tricky. Yeah, but it is, a woman can look different.

Yes, true. So everyone's like, this is a completely different person. This is bullshit. It's like, well, you've never gotten laid. Arthur Smith looks awesome in his mustache. The mustache is perfect. And he's jacked. Dude, he looks like you with the mustache.

Oh, thank you. We're both good looking guys with chins. Appreciate it. Yeah, I mean, he is still thickless cage, but he is, the chins have gone away a little bit. Oh, he's gotten in shape. He's lost probably, I'd say 30 pounds. I want to shape his life.

I want to, yeah, best shape is like going in this train and camp. I want to see him recreating the A-Rod picture was just kissing himself in the mirror. Yeah, that would be hot. I'd put it up in the studio. And you said there's a personal one. So I did not classify this as an official PFT dream bet.

You might recall last year on a Thursday night football game, I think it was the Browns and the Steelers. I dreamt that there was going to be a defense or special teams touchdown Like a vivid dream put that bet in it hit I Dreamt that the Houston New England game was going to be do you have another dream bet after that? No, I think I'm one and oh on dream bets. Okay, and I this one I said was gonna be 13 6 in the fourth quarter I was off it was 13 3 in the fourth quarter. I was off. It was 13-3 in the fourth quarter. Took the under.

I didn't put it out there as an official dream bet, but I am going to classify myself as being 1-0 on dream bets that I have not said were actual dream bets. Got it. Yeah, CD Stroud struggled a little. He's a bust. No, he's going to be fine. Stroud boys stand back, stand by.

We're going to be fine. And Bryce Young is touched as perfect. I am, I am in Bryce's memes. Do you, so we all walked in here. It's like, you know, nine o'clock at night. Ever, I got here first and I watched as everyone walked in here. It was kind of like that meme, the teacher walking in with the, with the, the, uh,

the same shirt. Yeah, same outfit every day. Every single person walked in here and goes you see the jet skim yeah and so memes what what what's what you saw in the jet skim because you asked every like pft got off a flight from Ireland two minutes ago you like you see the jet skim yet uh... the defense of the line is very good will make down all the first round draft that's what everybody say will mcdonald famous iris guy okay

the whole pub was cheering for him. Will McDonnell, Jermaine Johnson, running backs look great. Zach Wilson had, he was checked down Sally, but he did fine. Okay. Is that a new phrase that we're doing this year for you memes?

Checked down Sally? Yeah, you checked the ball down, you're checked down Sally. Memes, I'm rooting for the Jets this year. I'm pumped to watch the defense line. Okay. I like that. That's when you know you need ball back. I just want to watch my defense line work.

Yeah, people are comparing it to the New York sack exchange, but. Oh, but people are just getting it's jets Twitter. You? This is good, Nebes. I'm not going to shame you. We gave that whole speech for a reason. Yeah, just need football that it was just funny just asking everyone if they'd seen the jets came like it was a superman was yeah no it was a really bad game to Mac Raul didn't play great it was tough to watch well he's

not gonna have to play yeah well you never know you thought Mac Raul was the next and waiting he had some draft hype going in that he got hurt. Yeah. Yeah. I like James Winston. James slated up. So the starter 92 yards, one touchdown, no interceptions, 121.8 pass rating.

I don't know how they calculate that, but it sounds like that's high. Yeah. He was really good and the chiefs probably are going to suck this. Was there is there a new James Winston workout video that came out or was that a recive? No, it's recycled. Okay, because I was going to say like I can't keep track of it anymore. It's some variation of like his trainer with a wiffle ball bat and then James holding like a ball that looks like it's filled with bees and he's just like dancing around a bunch of tackling dummies. He's saying numbers. It actually is not too dissimilar

than the proud boys actual the Nazi group doing their initiation where they beat someone up and say cereals. Yeah. It's kind of similar. It's like I wouldn't be shocked if James was just getting hit with like a pool noodle while he has the name, you know, sitcom characters.

Yeah, I give it to week three where James Winston should be the starting quarterback. I mean, I think he should be the starting quarterback now. But people are saying Derek Carr got to Jack. Yeah, he does. Is he? Well, that's kind of like, that's the car method. Is his brother who was, that was a miss on our part,

when we were talking about quarterbacks that were drafted highly, that became good solid backups. Playing Gabbard was the other one. Playing Gabbard and then David Carr. David Carr got jacked up because he knew that, okay, I'm gonna be backing up Eli Manning in New York. He's never gonna let me play. Yeah.

So all I have to do is just do curls all day long, stand on the sidelines, wearing a cutoff tank top, and look awesome. And that's kind of the path that Derek seems to be going on where it's just like, okay, just get the biceps going. Yeah, too big, he looks too big. Okay, that was good. It felt good to talk about football.

Can't wait to overreact to week two preseason. Shane Bouchel, better than Patrick Mahomes. Yeah, I'd say so. Week two, the Patrick Mahomes play today? You played a little bit, yeah. Okay. Two for two, 15 yards. Oh, that's not three for three, 120, 90, 90, 90, 90, 90.

It's not, no. Check down, Sally, Patrick Mahomes. What are you gonna say, Jake Jake is week two the old week three Or like the starters play like three quarters. Yeah, we're talking about that last year because I think I think week two should be the new week three Yeah, but then week three is now the new week four right and week one is like nothing week one is new. It's the whole fame. The whole fame. Yeah. It's all the same. All right. Other things.

Did you guys see Lucas Glover's swamp ass? Yeah. I want to play off. He won. He deserves a lot of credit. He's won the water in the playoffs. It looked like he was wearing a reverse thong the way that the swamp ass just showed up like on the waistline and just right down the buck right.

And CBS did him no favors. They were like, they followed him for about 20 seconds at one point, just, just showing his butt crack. And that guy, I mean, credit to him because he looked like he had the worst swamp ass I've ever seen in my entire life. And he won the tournament in overtime. But yeah, that was, that was something, I also, I know Lucas, is he one, two in a row?

He's one, two in a row, right? And we're gonna be out there at Olympic fields this weekend talking to some golfers, seeing our friend Max, who he had a moment where I was like, oh, here comes Max. But he's not out of it, right? He's still. But yeah, in this actual tournament,

he was like third and he hit a shot that was a beautiful shot to possibly hit an eagle and he missed that putt. But that thought we're not going to get negative. We're going to see him this week. He's still, he's still in the hunt. What's Roy say that he's focused on the road to Dubai? Yeah, he wants to, that's what backs on to. Yeah, the championship of the road to buy are more important than majors's to worry, but I can't get behind as much as I wanted to be a Lucas Glover guy because of this swamp ass and knowing like any big guy has had to deal with this any guy really having to deal with this swamp ass is why you can't wear khakis or light, you know, gray or light tan in the summer. Lucas Glover not wearing a glove is insane.

If your name's Glover not wearing a glove is insane. If your name's Glover. Is this Glover? Yeah. And I went and I looked it up and he says that he actually would be a 10-handy cap if he wore a glove. I think Jim Nance said that I can tell if he was a joke or not.

No, he's, he was from an interview a couple of years ago. He said that he can't feel the club when he wears a glove. Yeah, it's like taking a shower with a raincoat on. I mean, he got to have that skin on skin. He needs to wear a glove. Yeah. He's Lucas Glover. Yeah, well, like taking a shower with raincoat on. I mean, he got to have that skin on skin. He needs to wear gloves. Yeah. He's Lucas Glover.

Yeah, well, I almost respect, it's like when you see a defense alignment not wearing gloves. It's like, this guy's kind of fucking crazy. Yeah, I don't know. Lucas is probably pisses on his hands like Moisesaloo. Yeah, he said that when he was coming up, he would, uh, Dick Harmon is coach in Houston, would cut the fingers out for him.

So he would just, dick harminous coach in jusin would cut the fingers out for him so he would just to keep his like palm not getting ripped up and then he was like i can't wear a glove like i can't do that see i've always wondered why golfers don't wear two gloves if you got one glove on if one gloves good one at the second like a batting glove yeah or wear it on the wrong hand we should have that movement

we should the two yeah teddy two gloves uh... and then the only other thing i had and you you guys might have other sports We should have that movement. We should, yeah, Teddy II gloves. Yeah. And then the only other thing I had, and you guys might have other sports stuff before we get to his back, I think as of right now, I am ready to make my one and only drop from my dingers only.

Okay, so I wanted to talk about Wander Franco. Now Big Cat, I think we've made it in Germany. By the rules, you're not allowed to drop Wander Franco. Okay, so you guys not allowed to drop one. So you guys want me to keep this guy on my team. You Jake, I specifically, you are you saying what we said that we need to say. No, Jake, Jake, are you specifically saying that Wander

Franco should still be in the dingers only? No, he should be banned for life. But unfortunately, it's not up to us. We've already done the rules. OK, fine. So Big Hat, if I had a vote, I would absolutely say, kick him out. Get him out of there. Okay, kick him out.

Like a man, kick him out. But we can't change the rules mid season. We don't do that. Wait, but if he goes, if he's on the IL, which he probably won't be, then kick him out. Well, you think they're gonna, does the name is injured for fucking a 14 year old? I mean, isn't that some time to be injured?

That's all time injury. That's all time injury. It's also all legit, by the way. But yeah, isn't that a mental injury? I had Wander Franco giveaway day. And if you were under 14, you got a free hat. Yikes. That's pretty quick.

Do you hear about this one? The hat looked awesome, by the way. I would just say that. A size high. The hat was great. Except for the art from the artist. Let's not go criticizing hats because of Wander Franko, what he may or may not have done. It was a good hat.

Did you. Let's separate it. Did you hear about this one that he just wants to get sent back down to the miners? Oh, nice. Did you hear that? Yeah, so I think your lots make this ad drop. No, I mean, we agree that's the only for injury. So if he goes on the I.

If he goes on the I.L. Yeah, if they're like, sorry, we're putting this guy, we're putting this guy on the aisle for hopping on Jeffrey Epstein's airplane, then yes, you can drop him. All right. Can I, can you make, do you want to make like a provision? No, no, here's what it will do. Here's what we do.

Here's fair. I will not drop him by the bylaws of the dingers only, which are ironclad I will never change ironclad So by the bylaws I cannot drop him that's fine. That's fair. I'm not gonna contest that not gonna appeal that Jake says that's fine There's a legend pedophiles in the dingers on the Jake will stand up and no I know when the media comes after me. I'm gonna say my my press secretary, Jake Marsh will handle all the questions. What I will do is I am personally going to sit him.

So if he plays and hits any home runs, I don't want to count it. Okay, that's fair, right? Do you want to replace him? No, he doesn't get replaced. No, I'm just personally, I'm playing a man down. Okay, yeah. I think that's, I'm close to,

I have to be close to Bingo withingo with pedophile alleged pedophile and vertigo. Mountcastles. Like what the fuck? Yeah. And I'm not last. Yeah. PFTs in last bite. By a significant point. But you're ketchup now that I don't have a really short stop. Was you play short? Yeah. Yeah. Meams in the lead. Okay. Yeah. There were some there were some very funny memes out there about about Was he playing short-south? Yeah. Yeah. Meves in the lead. Okay. Yeah. There were some very funny memes out there about Wander Franco.

As funny as they can be, there was one, it was like, it was Wander Franco and Karl Malone showing up to the high school prom and it was Kobe and Shaq. There also was one guy who was defending him, which again, it is a legend, but you don't have to be the guy who jumps in front of this one. Yeah. But he was like, it's, this is bullshit. It's a legend, which again, I agree that if it's a legend, like we don't know any of the facts, but he's like, this bullshit is a legend.

This is probably a girl he broke up with that's trying to get back at him and someone's like, dude, so you just said a girl who's 14 he broke up with? Yeah. Yeah. And now she's upset, so she's dragging his name through the mud. Listen, we talked earlier about how guys are stupid and can't tell the difference between the same woman sometimes. 14 to 18 is a pretty big four years.

Yes. Yes. So if she was lying, that's what I've heard from the wander ap friend or the wander Apologist out there saying that he didn't know that she was 14 not 18 that's that's a pretty significant age Difference right there. Do we have any update on like the team or anything? Do they say anything other than I think they're they're waiting for the facts Well, he had a he had a day off today and they said it was a schedule day off

Yeah, the other meme that was funny with the school night, the, the, the money ball meme. Yeah. With Jonah Hill and Brad Pitt. And it's like, Billy, this is wonder Franco. He's one of the best pure hitters in baseball. His only defect is he a pedophile. Mm hmm. I mean, that's a funny meme. Yeah, it's good meme. Again, a legend will find out more, I guess, but he's he is no longer counting for my team Okay, but he's still on your roster to be quite my roster. He's on my IL IL parentheses P a legend That's I want that officially noted Here I have a statement for the raise during today's games we were made aware of the social media posted a circulating regarding wander Franco

We take the situation seriously and close contact with major league baseball as it conducts its due diligence. Okay So we'll find out If they didn't really tweet today. Yeah, I mean it if it's not true that's bullshit But yeah, he is he is going to be on my I L parentheses P a legend Okay, let's get to who's back of the week. Jake, you wanna start? I get started. You're sitting in Hank's seat.

I know, it feels weird. But yeah, Mike who's back of the week is the NBA Hall of Fame. Basketball Hall of Fame. Yeah, the Inductions. What? No, go ahead, I have somebody to say about it. Okay. I really like the Wayne Wade speech.

I don't know why were they doing the basketball hall fame at 11 o'clock on on a Saturday and August? I'm just saying are they trying to get the least amount of people to watch? It just made no sense. It was so random that the whole game was happening right now. The speeches always do creep up on you. You have no idea that they're happening until they get put online. Right. Oh, that was today. Yeah.

Like that's what they I think that's what they always do. Doesn't the baseball hall fame happen in the middle of summer? I think it's like Sunday afternoon or something. Well also the basketball. NFL Hall fame does the Hall fame game. It's like the start of football season. It's like make sense. Like why? Why wouldn't you do the basketball hall fame in the middle of February? the basketball hall of fame, they usually they bring out all the inductees during the final four, right? Remember, we saw that when we were done Houston. That's like it's the it's the longest Hall of Fame season in any sport. Right. It goes it goes from like every March to yeah, like mid August. Yeah. So who else is a Wade Dirk,, Dirk, Tony Parker, pow, Becky Hammond was honored. Crazy.

That's not in the Hall of Fame. Pop, I think. Yeah, pop. I saw Pat Riley said about Duane Wade. He's the greatest Miami Heat player to ever play. And this is not a knock against LeBron. You thought, usually when you have to follow it up by saying it's not a knock, that means it's a knock. Also, she got in. Because we, because we are sex positive both ways,

Dwayne Wade's dad is like, he looks like he's like 40 years old. Yeah, it's a good looking dude. I was shocked. Yep. Sex positive. Like, if that had been reversed, we would have had to say something. So now we have to say something this way. That's your who's back. That's what all the fame. Okay. My who's back of the week is the EPL. Yes. English primarily is back. I started off this week and I was I got to watch some of the games in a pub in Ireland. They fucking love that sport over there. It's crazy. It's it's like NFL on steroids for opening week there So I'm just looking at the top of the table right now Looks like Arsenal's got it wrapped up already. They start off one and oh so Arsenal congrats on winning the 2023

English Premier League table you also have a new short-king PFT Conte for Chelsea. Yep. He's like 5'7", but I think he's probably more like 5'6", and 5'5", and he looked, he's so fast and he's so much shorter. It's awesome watching him play. It's been a good year for short kings. Between Messi, Marquis Noel, Conte, we're back. Doose Vaughn, we're fully back.

Bagel Boss? Yeah. Bagel Boss? No, that was a couple years ago. That was a coupleughn. We're fully back. Bagel Boss. Yeah. Bagel Boss. That was a couple of years ago. That was years ago. That was years ago. Yeah, we should just start saying bagel. But we should, maybe you should start putting bagel

boss clips out being like, wow, this just happened. Yeah, that guy, I wonder what he's up to these days. Probably still angry. Probably nothing good. Probably still angry. Bryce Young, sort of Kings or Big Time back. Just two Kings. Declan Rice tearing it up for West Ham.

We're looking great. The hammers started out with a draw. Very happy about that. Okay. And that was talking soccer. That was talking soccer. That's all I got for the EPL. All right, my who's back.

Also, Holland is just unfair. Yeah, Victor Holland. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That dude just all he does is score goals. That's a very good country. Well, that too. But this dude Victor Holland, he's like six, seven. All he does is score goals. You know that too. Yeah. But this dude Victor Holland, he's like six, seven, all he does is score goals. This guy, this guy might be the best soccer player to ever play.

Yeah. Jersey, Jerry's got his rookie card. No, really? Yeah, he's been tweeting. He's been tweeting nonstop about him. So hopefully he can make some money off it. There was a guy in the bar that would shout out to the Irish AWL that came up and said because it was Burnley playing against man city.

He's like, what the fuck is JJ Watte doing as an owner? He can't stop this Holland guy. They're blaming personally JJ Watte for not being able to stop Holland from scoring, which I love. Yeah, that's how it works. All right, my who's back is random people going viral and having their life changed. So this guy, Anthony Oliver, I think is his name. The bearded country singer.

Yeah. Who has gone crazy, crazy viral. I feel like his life has completely changed. And of course, the internet tried to ruin it all this, like very quickly being like, who does this guy vote for? Which side is he on? Is he an industry plant? I don't know, the dude's voice rocks.

I watched that song probably about 20 times. His voice rocks. He did do the smart thing of keeping out a couple of the verses. Because he's maybe, he's not Bob Dylan. Can I share a couple of verses with you? That he kept out of the song. It's like a money for nothing type.

Yeah, the best way I described these versus our Billy footballs Twitter trying to be you. Got it. So one of the versus is I wish politicians would look out for minors and not just minors on an island somewhere. That's strong. That is Billy football being you.

That's very strong. Yeah, that's a good point. Makes you think. And then the other one was, well, God, if you're five foot three and you're 300 pounds, taxes ought not to pay for your bags of fudge rounds. Yeah, okay. He's not Bob Dylan.

He kept these verses out of the clip, which is very smart. Yeah, I mean, there's, listen, in some of our best songs, like Money for Nothing, and the Star of Spangled Banner, sometimes you gotta delete a verse every now and then. Yes, yes. Make it, yeah, that's smart.

That's very smart for him because, yes, the first thing people will do when they see anybody go viral is they're like, okay, well, if this guy's not on my side, then he sucks. Right, so let's try to figure this out. And he's an industry plant, or, yeah, it just, it ruins what was a great story.

The dude went viral, awesome singer, song rocks. And then everyone's like, well, we got to figure out everything about him and where he stands. And then we'll make a decision whether this song is good or not. How about you just make a decision with your ears, the song fucking rock. Yeah, this song is way better than try that in a small town.

Yeah. Can we all agree on that? The singer, and he had dogs in his, in the background just chilling. And I looked up his other songs, they also rock. Again, not Bob Dylan. And I love his Twitter handle too, it's ain't got a dollar. Yeah. He, he is awesome.

So, I was, I'm a big fan of him. I'm not a big fan of the internet at large, but that's nothing new. Wait, I had another who's back, fuck. Was there a Cooper flag? No. Yes, a Cooper flag. He's, look at that Yukon, is that right? Well, he moved up a class.

Oh. So I think he's 2024, 2025 now. Who's in that draft class though? I don't know, but they're saying he can go to number one. Well, that would be the last 20 to be. The greatest call the greatest call in part by taking how can you move up a class something with like color. Oh he's one of the September babies. Yeah. So a Yukon Yukon would be awesome. That's what I'm hoping for him. I'm gonna ignore his entire season at Duke and then take credit if he gets around to what he's reclassifying from 2025 to 24, making him the new

favorite to be the number one pick in 2025. We did it, boys. So back or so close. Dude, just a reminder, you and you was a staple of his games. Ken's can talk you involved. He'd be the first one, one white Americans. It's like 1977. Yeah. Cooper flag out of Maine of all places. Shout out Maine. Maniacs. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Cooper flag out of Maine. Of all places. Shout out Maine. Mainey acts. That's crazy.

Yeah, please go to Yukon Cooper flag. We will chip in an NIL deal. I won't. I do not want to go to the NIL. Of course you won't. I hate you, too. I hate you. You want him to go to Duke?

Yeah, fuck yeah. I love her. You think? You think? Why would I want him to go to Yukon? I also was just out of shock, like Max just chiming in there because Hank would not have been listening to the conversation about it. So I was like, whoa, what?

Okay. There's also one more who's back. Oh, who's that? James Harden is back. What do you mean he's not fat anymore? I mean he's just doing the whole song of dance again. He said he's not coming to training camp. Oh, yeah. No duh.

Yeah. So. But you want him? Well, yeah, whatever. What do you mean, whatever? I think he's better than the alternative, but I think Darryl Moury's just gonna do the same. Ben Simmons thing. By the way, he's just gonna hold him.

He's not gonna play as an hold him. What you just said is the most demoralizing place to be as a sports fan. I've been there many times. There's nothing worse in a sports argument than being like he's better than the alternative. Because in your heart of heart, you know, it's not gonna work out, but you have to convince yourself

some ways, you're like, well, what are we gonna do? Otherwise, I've been there. It sucks. I'm just going in, we're gonna do the whole Ben Simmons we gonna do? Otherwise, I've been there. It sucks. I'm just going in, we're gonna do the whole Ben Simmons thing again. Well, it's all the haters out there that are saying James Harden isn't staying in great shape. This off season, he's gonna show up looking fat, slabbingly, looking like maybe he's just been drunk on a boat for the last three months. That's bullshit because he's actually working very hard. He's in China right now... releasing his wine collection and chai and he is on a boat getting drunk

oh no in china uh... yet trying to sell his bottles of wine so he is working hard yeah he's working hard oh i remember my other who's back was uh... that ladies roll x in white that rule did you see that no okay so uh... a new york times reporter tweeted out of a picture i I gotta find it, it's, so tragedy in why,

like I think 80 people died, like really, really sad stuff. And this guy tweeted out a picture and a story, which I don't blame the woman in the picture because like she, her house burned down, I don't know where she's from, all that stuff. But again, people died in this tragedy and he tweeted out like, all right, found it. It's, this guy tweeted out on Friday,

Alicia Stratton searched desperately through the wreckage of her, of her, LaHana home for the Rolex watch her parents gave her when she graduated college. Suddenly her fiance pulled it from the ashes. You found it. She said choking up. It was damaged, but still legible. And then it's a zoom in picture of her holding the watch and she has a perfect

manicure. It's wow. People are like, there was deaths and the guy is tweeted out about Rolex. That seems like it. Is she married to Revelle? Yeah. Revelle's wife. That seems like something he would she married to Revelle? Is that Revelle's wife? That seems like something he would do. I don't know.

I know a brick watch would have found itself. Yeah, yeah. But in a way, Bernal X's are back. And it is very sad. If anyone, there's a bunch of GoFundMe's and stuff. I donated some, if you could donate, it's awful tragedy. Because a lot of people who live in Hawaii

who are not looking for their Rolexes, they're looking for their pets or their loved ones and it's a lot of people who live in Hawaii who are not looking for the Rolexes they're looking for their pets or their loved ones and it's a lot different. It's like the entire part of the island is just gone. Yeah. Yeah. So Rolex is not really the paramount thing that people should be caring about right now. Okay, let's get to our interview. Dion Dawkins.

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credit, but I'm one of five, you know, so there's a whole unit of us that protect Josh, you know, if you want to look at the blind side, like from the movie and all of that stuff then yes. I am the left tackle, I am the blind side, I am the whatever you want to call the hurrah, but yes, Josh makes it very easy at times and he also makes it very hard. Yeah, so when he, we call it mashing all the buttons, when he decides that he's just going to do crazy shit. Right. From your perspective, when he does that, are you like, wait, dude, we can't protect you if you're gonna just start running people over.

Josh is a wild car, man. Josh, I fucking hate the kid. I fucking hate him, bro. I fucking hate him and love him at the same time because Josh gets his added trouble. Sometimes, like, he's just doing his own thing and he fucking am I not a curse. Yeah. Yeah.

God damn it. Fuck. Fuck. Yeah. Damn it. Oh, pussy. All right. No, no, no, but Josh makes us all have hard to tax throughout the game over and over

and over. Like when the world is watching and he's running and we're like, all right, here we go. Like literally the online, we look at each other and we're like, it's, it's going to happen. It's, it's going to happen. And then he jumps over somebody or he runs through somebody and then he hits the ground and we're like, and then he's like, come on, guys, go. And we're like, you're fucking freak. You know, like mute for real, you know?

Yeah. Yeah. He is. You said you'd give up every last finger for him. I would. Yeah. You think kill for him. I would. Would you die for him? We would. You. I'd take a bullet. I'd take a bullet. See, let's take a bullet in my heart. Yeah. In my brain. I take one in the temple right here or on the other side. Right here. Boom. What I'd die for Josh Allen. or on the other side. Right here, boom. What I'd die for Josh Allen, it's so easy to see, yes. Fuck no.

Oh, okay, all right. No, absolutely, I would die for him and he's done nothing but great things for me and my family and I take it personal. I really take it personal. When people do weird shit, I'm like, well listen, just calm the fuck down. Yeah. But yeah, I'll take you to the platform. Cut off every finger. If I had to'm like, well listen, just calm the fuck down. Yeah. But yeah, I'm a platform.

Cut off every finger. If I had to, like, that would last thing. It would be smart because then you couldn't get called for holding anymore. Yeah. Not at all. I can't even beat my dick.

Yeah. I would do like this. I would do like this. This make like a dick hamburger. Oh. A dick hamburger, now. No, I'm just kidding. You know, start nubbing the fuck out of it. You know what I'm saying? That shouldn't be funny, Sam. I can't make you start nubbing the fuck out of it.

It shouldn't be funny, it's hell. Start nubbing the shit like you fucking Josh. Today's first day of pads. I got to ask what do office alignment do when you're not wearing pads? What are those practices like? The crazy thing is for the world that's listening now. I think practice is harder without pads than it is with pads. Who? Because it's hard to differentiate from the trenches.

When you're in the trenches, it's physical all of the time. It's just a standard of physical. Some plays, the deep fence alignment hits you and you'll be like, all right, that's a little bit like too much. And then the next play will get him. Be like, boom, all right, see, we just got you back. So it's just like a ping pong thing where it's like, we might as well just put the pads on.

So, but the first day of pets is always lit. It's always a lot of what I call fuckery. It shits up and down the whole day. Yeah. Guys are usually nervous, but I take it where it's harder the day before pads than it is torn pads. Cause you're thinking about getting into pads, you're thinking about being physical.

Right. The human body craves contact. Graves it. Yeah. Static. We, we, we, uh, when we were first guests that we ever had on the show was a guy that you, you played with for a while, Richie and Cognito.

Holy shit. Yeah. And so I've guy that you played with for while Richie and Cognito. Holy shit. Yeah. And so I've heard that you and Richie are very close. He was a big help for you when you got here, kind of like showed you how to be a professional. That sort of thing, which is wild to think that Richie is like, here's how you be a professional, knowing what we know about Richie. What we all know about Richie.

Yeah. Yeah. But you guys are, you guys are too free. You guys are thickest thieves, right? As what? Thickest thieves. You ever heard guys are too free. You guys are thickest thieves, right? As as as what thickest thieves you ever heard that no you guys are boys. That's my dog. Yeah, thickest thick. Yeah, yeah You're nicknamed the snowman it is With because you were shoveling snow when you were growing up and that whole story was incredible But you messed up a game and Richie and Cognito came in the next day and was like, you don't know shit like giving you shit

It is true when that happened where you like, uh-oh Richie's got his sights on me. Like, you know a lot of people were scared of the dude I didn't give I seen right through Richie. I was like, you're a softie You're a good dude, but you're a softie and you care. That's why you're saying that so Yeah, that definitely happened. He definitely came in and was like you don't know shit Blond hair mother fuckered like all type of stuff and Yeah, but that's definitely how that bond connected though. Yeah, cuz once I was like you know what I like you Yeah, like I could rock with it and he's been real ever since you know

I've seen the good the bad the ugly the crazy the the crazy, the crazy, the crazy, the crazy, the crazy, and the good. Yeah, so your story is incredible because from everything I read, there was definitely like a moment where your life could have gone one or two ways. I read the story and there was a stealing phase is what you called it yourself.

Like you were just stealing stuff, everything, everything. That obviously don't steal, but calling it a stealing phase kind of rocks. But like, what was that like light bulb that went off where you're like, all right, this is, I gotta stop doing this, like, I have a real talent, I have real things that I can contribute to the world.

I gotta change. Yeah. I went through a phase in college too. I wanted to get arrested in college for fighting. Defending your teammate. Defending my friend about it. I read all about it for sure. That was a rider-died move.

It was. Yeah. And at that moment, I said, you know what? I really just need to kind of stay in the house until I, you know, cross this threshold because I've always been told, like, you know, like, do you know, like you're a bigger guy, like you're really freakishly athletic, like you're capsule humongous,

and all these, like weird things, and I'm like, all right, well, like you probably are just a coach just trying to brainwash me and just tell me just so I can fit through your program of system. And after that, in situation at Temple, I was like, I could be a millionaire in three years. Right.

A lot of kids are walking around campus thinking at, oh man, I'm in Alabama, bro. It is the best thing in life, but I had realized I was like, this is so fake life. We're on a full scholarship. We eat and for free, our clothes are for free. We get stipends and we're on campus. With a bunch of girls and dudes and everybody in just in this one giant mosh pit.

And it's like, this is not real. So I realized that it wasn't real. It was more so like a fake life how I seen it. And I was like, if I could just take a step back from all of this and just get what I have, took it done, life will be way more funner after this phase of life. Yeah, I mean, it's a great story.

It's a lot of people being open about like the things they went through. I think it's great for people to read about and be like, yeah, this is, people have two paths in life. You were literally looking down the other path and chose the one that got you here. For sure, multiple times. Yeah, I'm thankful for the people that I had in my corner.

Like, I'm really thankful for Coach Rul, because you know, like a lot of people like wanna go to them giant schools, right? Like everybody wants to go to Alabama and wants to go to Auburn and Texas and Tennessee. But if I would have went to one of those schools, I would not be here today. Right.

Because there's so many kids that they could replace it would have been over with. At Temple, it was like, oh, Deon is really kind of what we got. So we got to ride with him. So I was thankful for it. Like it comes in a time in a place where, you know, you have to think about, are you a problem child or could there potentially be a problem?

And if there is, are you going to be in a right, the situation and have the right people to, you know, back you? Yeah, I feel like that place is Buffalo too. Buffalo is a great spot. Like, do you like the cold weather games? You know, I prefer the cold weather games over the hot ones. That's the correct answer from a line in here. Yeah, my enemy game was probably pretty tough.

No, it was the hardest game ever. You know, it was a moment in my career where I was like, what the fuck am I doing? Like, like, this is the type of shit, like that can like really like kill you. Like it was so hot. I think there was only two offensive linemen that finished that game and it was me and Roger Saddle and Saddle. And if he would have went down, I think that my brain would have told me you need to go

down to something happens. But Josh kept kicking and I was like, bro, I don't know how we're doing this. I felt like I wasn't even air, bro. Like it was just like, like every play, it was just like, just breathing it just grabbing. So if there was holds, there was probably a shit ton of them and they didn't call them because I was out of it. Yeah.

You know, it was, it was like scary. That's scary. Yeah, we were at that game, the Monday night game that you guys had up here against the Patriots a couple of years ago. Cold game. The cold game. Yeah, we were at that game, the Monday night game that you guys had up here against the Patriots a couple of years ago, cold game, the cold game. Yeah, that seemed like a game that it might have been fun to be an offensive lineman. It was it was freezing, but it was fun. Yeah, it wasn't that cold. We were at the game. No, it was. I took my shirt off. Yeah, I did too. No, it was pretty. We were now. It wasn't that cold. It's sweet. Yeah, sweet. Yeah, 72 degrees. It makes a lot of sense. It's so cold. We're fine. It's actually warm. I had to take off my

jack. You want a beer? Yeah. Yeah. Right. Watching you guys just out there just having to deal with all that shit. Man, that was a crazy game. I liked it. I enjoyed it. But the worst part about it. Wait, was that? No, so I'm thinking about the dolphins game like when it was snowing. It was throwing the snowballs. Yeah, that one was, wasn't as cold. I think the Patriots was probably the coldest game of the year. There was no the Bears. We played the Bears in Chicago. Yes.

Now that was the coldest game. We had the hottest game of the year and then to come back and play the coldest game. Did you go to the bar after with the team? We got stuck there, right? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, we went to the bar. Yeah, definitely wasn't there.

You want to take me? That was you? Yeah. Where was it? bar was it the strip club? It was the bar not the strip club. I don't want to get some fuck everybody who's watching we were at this strip club. It was $1.10. What's up? No, we like got Christmas Eve. It was a bunch of shates. It was horrible. What it was it was like probably all of six or seven girls there. They were all like fucking three. It's Kristi, yeah. They were all threes. It was just like here, take $20.

Yeah, but I was the bar. Facts. So I got that. Perfect. I was for Mo. Oh, yeah. Like we went to the bar first. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah, I'm such a. I'm such a fag. If you guys win the Super Bowl, maybe I'll get interviewed on NFL Films. I was like, this is the moment that your team came together. It was. And then DeMar Hamlin happened like the week later. Also tragic.

Yeah. So that, I think that might have brought you guys together more. Right. But the strip club was, well, no, I wasn't the strip club, I gotta say. The bar strip club, DeMar, it was like a combination of, it was a trifecta.

Trifecta, we're all in there to win. You know, the trifecta, but, oh're all in there to win. You know, the trot factor. Oh, the city's definitely took it. I, I, I, I never seen some of my guys. You know what I'm saying? So you, when I, when we said, we wanted to interview, we're like, Dion docks, everything I've heard is authentically him is like Sean McDermott, we've had him on a couple times, we've just interviewed him. Does he let guys just be themselves? Cause I think that is such a great sign for a coach.

You see me? Yeah. I am a, I'm a nut. I am a wild card. He allows me to be a wild card. Yeah. So I appreciate him. He does let you be yourself, but there, it comes with what it comes with, right?

If you're just yourself and you're not performing and you're just a slap, then it doesn't work. You have to stack your chips and then, you know, handle your business and then let yourself show. Like, I was myself from the jump, but I really came out with who I truly was. Once I started to, you know, put my pardon like to this team. Like I wasn't just like, hey, what's up, you already snowed, but a little while.

Like nah, hold on, slow it down. You already snowed with your boy. And then came through and then it was like, you already snowed with your boy and then it just got already up, but like a bug, it just got bigger and bigger. But like you can show yourself, let that be known that you got personality,

then put the work in on, like on the field. And then slowly, slowly, you know, just jab your, like your snow shit around the world. Yeah. So this is, you know, I love it, the snow goes on. The snow goes on. I love your quote about macaroni and cheese too. Start edge on up.

Yeah, it's turned up, keep stirring it. It's just like, you famous like an engine. Yeah. Yeah, and then the cheese will chop. They put it on the side of a box of craft macaroni and cheese, right? They did. Like, start up, start up, make it wet. Make it wet.

No. Oh crap. That's probably why like, yeah, craft new. You know, just keep it nice, wet and juicy. Yeah. I'm saying like, like, we've all been there. Like, on a craft new, you know, just keep it nice, wet, and juicy. I'm saying, like, like, we've all been there, like, on a quick day and afternoon, like, with the craft box, it takes like five minutes or less, boil the water, put the noodles in, like, like in there, a little shot of

milk, put the little powdered nasty-ass cheese, makes that doughnut like this. It's just our goal. Makes that join up like this. It's just our goal. It's our making hell of noise. It takes us in different places. But as a kid, like you were lit, you know, you joke about it, put your finger in there, lick it a little bit. And you nice way to do it. You're like a sound board. Do you do any impressions of the guys on the team? Nah. Yeah.

Skip, yeah. My, the running back coach, a little bit. You want to hear it, a little bit? So Skip, like every year, we have a meeting and like his job is to, you know, work the security of the ball, right? So he'll, he's real short. Real short ball had to do probably like all the five foot tall, you know, and he walks up in the front.

He's like, what's up guys? You know what I'm saying? And then he holds and a ball here and he's like, yeah, you gotta work the five points of pressure of the ball. And I mean of the ball. And then he just, and then he goes like, he's like, yeah, and then when you double in a trouble, never toss the ball from here to here,

you just got to hold the ball like this, right? Just like this. And it's, you know, and he flows, but yeah, I like it. I don't even know the guy with those. That was perfect. That was perfect. We should call skip. Yeah, he was up guys. Yeah, I'm scared. Yeah, I was up. Yeah, I was perfect. That was perfect. We should call skip. Yeah. What's up guys? Yeah. I'm skip. Yeah. What's up? Yeah. What's up? You listen to him when he talks about ball security,

because you catch passes. I do. I do have two tuts. I do have two tuts. Yeah. No, we do. I want to break the record. Yeah. What's the record?

I think it's six if I'm correct. I think it's Donald Penn if I'm correct. You can do it. I think more offensive linemen should actually do celebrations after a good play like when they make a good block Yeah, pancake block. They don't let us do shit, bro But you can do it in the end zone when you score, but you can't do it after a good block See I think it would like it'll be funner on the line of scrimmage

Like imagine if you Cleaned somebody out on a pool or something like that and you can just Do like a Jeff Hardy Like some cool. That's what I'm saying like cool like we can't do that like personal Ponding you know like let us live you know saying like no shine you knocked the guy out and they're like flag for making him feel bad Yeah, yeah, you stood over Like he's on the ground

I put him there Like, no, he's on the ground. Yeah, really? I put him there. I'm just there. Like, that's what the game is, right? You know, like, see, like, I be like trying to tell people, right, like football is like everybody wants their team to win. Oh, we're gonna go to the Super Bowl,

plug up, plug up, like everybody, right? That was a fun game. It was fun. Yeah, it's, it's, it's entertainment, right? Like, football is entertainment, we are at work. But like, I think that at a point multiple people should be able to be eligible, right? Like imagine if the center could like block and then come out and catch a pie. Yeah, or or like if a left tackle could be in the middle of a

past problem, be like, uh, in the intern or like, you know, like that should be though. Yeah. That would be. That would be. NFL is the NFL. Yeah. Well, Dion, this has been awesome. I know you have a meeting you gotta go to. I don't want you to be late, because you'll probably get in trouble. Or fine.

Just tell them that it was us. Yeah, tell them those us. Yes and time. Yeah, but, yeah. I'd be all right. I had everyone pointing to me, being like, Dion's gotta be late. You just tell Sean McDermott that you were with us.

You know, I would take this charge. Yeah, I would take this warning so you guys have as much time as you want. Yeah, the guys in the back, we're freaking out. They're like, what the fuck, what the fuck? So what the fuck? I would take this charge. So what's the fine for being late to a meeting training?

Warning, first one is just a warning. Okay, and you haven't gotten a warning yet? Zero. Okay, stay one of pads. This is, this is like you give me, you take, this is something that warning. Okay. And you haven't gotten a warning yet. Zero. Okay. Stay one of pads. This is like you give me you take. This is something that is worth it. All right.

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What's it like being back in the dorms? Is it weird? Not at all, bro. Really? You like it? I was a guy, you know? So like going back to the dorms, it just brings me back to all the fuckery that goes on.

But here they make it so elite, because you would think that we're all on twin size beds, but we're not. We're all on like kings. Nice. They feel like like California Kings. Like, I'd be stretched, you know, and then room is smaller.

So it's ice cold in there. You got your own little shitter. Like, you're good. That's perfect. Josh made it seem like you guys were in prison. He was trying to like show off how gritty he was. I mean, Josh makes 250 million. Like, yeah, it's a shity for him, you know what I'm saying?

Golden Toilets and jumping over guys, you know, he's the same. He's the same. He's the same. He's the same. He's the same. He's the same. He's the same.

He's the same. He's the same. He's the same. He's the same. He's the same. He's the same. He's the same. He's the same.

He's the same. He's the same. He's the same. He's the same. He's the same. He's the same. He's the same. He's the same. He's the same. He's the same. He's the same. life-changing experience just from a pen, you know? Like just once that pen, when you finish your signature, boom. That money is there, you know?

But you enjoy it in a moment. And then when you have it, it kind of puts like a huge amount of stress on you, like, holy fuck, like I'm the guy now, like I can't fuck up, I'm the guy, this is the, I'm supposed to be this, this, this, this, this. And then you kind of just settle in, and then you chase another one. Yeah. Is that weird?

I always think that that would be weird if you're a professional athlete, and everybody out there knows what your salary is. It's dumb. Yeah. But I guess like in the athletic world, like it separates players, but like I just think it would be fair if everybody's shit was like

on display. Like I want to know what the coach makes, I want to know what the GM makes, I want to know what the coaches make like I were individual coaches, I want to know what the strength coach makes, I want to know everything. We make $75,000. I was gonna say it's actually $80,000. 80,000. And three board apes. Yeah, three board apes and what I'm a board apes the NFTs. Oh, wow. Every single every single episode. Yeah, that's fine. I'm stack naps.

So like, what do you guys do? Like this? Yes. Yes. Like what's your cash? Oh, oh, my gosh, we get 75,000 in a bag handed to us after every episode. Oh, you ask a job. Where do we invest it?

Oh, like what do you do with it? Oh, yeah, I guess invested, but but I do see you do anything fun. I turn it into more apes. Okay, pretty soon I'm gonna have all the apes. Again, I'm gonna be an ape slayer. Yeah, I'm gonna be an ape monopoly. Yeah, that's gonna be the more the apes. Yeah, yeah.

I gotta go to, I don't really spend a lot of money. Yeah, what kind of car you drive? Dog food. Mercedes. What kind of Mercedes? GLS 450. Nice, what about you? I drive? Dog food or Sadies? What kind of Mercedes? GLS 450. Nice, what about you? I got a Jeep Wrangler.

Yes. 4xE, how big are your tires? They're 24s. Okay. So I guess the car. Nice. But everything else is just like, yeah, I just, I try to make enough money

that I can lose a gambling. Facts. Yeah, it's a nice life. All right, well, Dion, this has been awesome, man. You're a recurring guest now, so we gotta have you back on. Appreciate you, bro. You're the best. I run this out. I run this out. I'm gonna be like, this's nice life. All right, well, Dion, there's been awesome man. You're recurring guest now, so we got to have you back on Yeah, you're the best I when we saw this like this is gonna rule love bro. Yeah, you're coming back for everything. Sure. Thanks man. Appreciate it Dion Dawkins was brought to you by Verizon. I'm a Verizon customer

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Okay, Mount Rushmore time. We're doing the Mount Rushmore of things that are not real in honor of Tiffany Gomez, plain lady, who finally emerged after months of not being around. I don't know, she made a really weird video. I thought it was a great video. Well, she looked great in it. She like apologized, no apology necessary. Listen, if you in your heart of hearts believe that there's somebody who's a not real mother fucker

on a plane, you should say something. If you see something say something. Right. If there's a reptilian on the plane, I want to know, I find it interesting that we haven't gotten the other camera angle to show exactly who she was pointing at. Right. We don't know. We don't know.

She might be right. In fact, I think she is right. I've reached out to her. I said, hey, Tiffany Big Fan, let's take a stand together versus online bullying because she's been bullied over there. Yep. She's been bullied over getting kicked off an airplane and delaying a flight for a couple

hundred people, whatever. Who amongst us hasn't done that? And so I invite her, Karen, to come on part of my take and discuss. Love it. I also, I'm of the belief she delayed that flight, she saved all their lives. Something would have happened if it had gone off his plane. Mm-hmm. You never know. The domino off his plant. Mm-hmm. You never know the domino theory right butterfly effect

So Tiffany Gomez you're our queen Yeah, I like her a lot as a person. I think she's really smart. Yeah, right. I like her brain. I do too She's she's just something about her. I really I really like her I feel like I can trust her. I like her more than a friend. I can trust her. I can just, you get a sense when you look at somebody, whether or not you like her, and I'm looking at her. I like her. I like her a lot.

Okay, so Mont Rushmore things that are not real. So strong. So strong. She's strong. She's very strong. You can see her trap. That's a strong woman. You don't wear that type of cut shirt if you're not strong. She's strong

Okay Mount Rushmore things that are not real. What's the updated? Staggs PFC with 23 and the rest of the team's side with 21. All right tight Right three weeks we're ending right before the week. Yes, three weeks left nine left Okay, the order is hank and max big-time PFT me Billy. Okay, so Hank is not here. So it's Jess Max Hank is freaking out Are you putting him on speaker phone? Do you want me to yeah, all right? It will pick up no, he oh he he's texted me five times During this recording asking if I'm cooking Okay, okay during this recording asking if I'm cooking. Okay. Okay. All right. Face time again.

Thanks for vacation for anyone who didn't realize that was assumed. Anytime he's not here, it's vacation. I just also want to say that with Tiffany Gomez, I would like her to be in person. I think it'd be a better interview of series in person. And maybe over dinner. We'll do our first dinner. You know, just talk about it.

Our first dinner. All right our first dinner okay thanks there Hank hey Hank can you hear them Hank he's he can he's he's not saying I think he legitimately just wants to listen okay all right well thanks listen be a creep I was gonna ask Hank's thoughts on Tiffany Gomez as a person. Hank, what are your thoughts on Tiffany Gomez as a person? Nothing. Wow. Yeah, we got nothing.

Hank wouldn't smash, put it out. Yeah, put it out, Hank would be a genius. Wow, all right, more for us. Okay, one, one. One. One. Okay. Oh,, one one. One. Okay. Oh, he said he would.

Yeah. All right, please update all the press releases and change it, Hank Wood smash. One one. Birds, not real. Birds. Okay, all right. A little unoriginal, but that's fine.

All right. That's what this is about. So go off on that. What do you mean that birds aren't real? Birds aren't real, they're government, plant. So you're just reading this guy's website now? And I mean, there was a whole movement about it. Yeah, if you ever seen a bunch of birds go on to...

Yeah, it was satire. It was satire. Yeah, birds aren't real. If you ever seen them on telephone wires, that's them charging. I kind of like that part. It was satire. Yeah. Birds aren't real. Have you ever seen them on telephone wires? That's them charging. I kinda like that part. That's them charging. That is the best thing of, if I'm on a road trip,

that's something that I will always say. If you see birds on a little cable line, it's like, oh yeah, that's them charging. Okay, okay. Okay. You've never seen a baby pigeon, right? Oh wait, I think Hank's trying to say something. You've never seen a baby bird.

You've never seen a baby bird. I've seen lots of baby birds. I've seen so many baby birds. Lori Markenin. There's tons a baby bird. I've seen lots of baby birds. I've seen so many baby birds. Lori Markenin. There's tons of baby birds. No, you've never seen one. Okay, our one one is easy. So easy.

Should you say it at the same time? Three, two, one. The female orgasm. Not real. Not real. Not real. Big orgasm has been lying to you guys. Girls don't come.

They don't. And to pretend that they do is a slap in our face. They just do it because they like to make us feel bad for coming too quick. Right. Exactly. They can do the whole, you know, moans and everything. But let's be honest.

Let's get real honest here. That's just not real. Guys come, girls don't. Yeah, it was probably a clitoris sitting in the back row of that airplane. Yeah. That's not real. Yeah, girls don't. Yeah, it was probably a clitoris sitting in the back row with that airplane. That's not real. Yeah, run out of here.

Exactly, exactly. So, and they make you feel bad about, you know, the whole non-hourgasm thing, but really they're just doing that, knowing that in their hard hearts, there is no female orgasm. It just doesn't exist. And squirts just pee.

Yeah, we got on our list. You got on your list? Yeah squirts just pee. Yeah, we got our list. You got a new list? Yeah. Well, Mr. Position, you problem. Yeah. If anyone can crack the case, you're Oppenheimer. You're like staying over here. Put them in a lab in New Mexico, Mr. Position's

will find a female orgasm. Yeah. Okay. All right. Is Billy contributing anymore? Yeah. Oh, he is. He's active in the group chat. Nice.

Yeah. Did he have birds? Yes, okay. That was, actually, no, that was meme's recommendation. Oh. Okay. We're gonna go with Mantite's hair as girlfriend. Okay, good pick.

Not real, not real. Good pick. We did not have that as a friend. That was Billy. Yeah, a real, not real. Good pick. We did not have that. That was Billy. Yeah, it's great pick. Good pick. But actually, it was real to him. He was real. She was just a he saying that, yeah, no, I mean, technically he was talking to a person.

That is true. But man, that's how it was girlfriend. It was not Lenekaku or, yes, correct. Yeah. And then we're're gonna go with the moon landing All right, okay not real Interesting Dallas got it. You wanted anything else on that Jay do you believe the moon landing is real? I don't know I think so

But you we just took it in things that aren't real Okay, all right interesting. I think we go with our with two pft. Okay. Yeah, yeah, go ahead do it. All right number two on this list The in stadium mile per hour numbers for pictures on the home team not real not real It's always it's always like five miles per hour higher than they really are. There's no chance that's real. You cannot stadium MPH for the home. Yeah, yeah. As a side pick, Stakas is not real. For home team. Yeah. Yep. Yep. Okay. Okay. The stadium MPH for home team. Yeah. All right. Yeah. So us. Yeah. First one, we're going to go with women pooping. Oh, okay. Not real. Not real. They don't do it. Or, so us. Yeah First one we're gonna go with women pooping. Oh

Okay, not real. They don't do it or come. Yep. Yep. Got it This is a big women aren't real. Yeah Well, it's a typical. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, she's real She could poop on me and then the next one really the OG conspiracy two-pucks death. Oh, not real Oh, I like that. Okay, okay, interesting. Is Hank listening to this? Yeah, yeah, he's listening.

Okay, we're sending some texts. Okay, because I have a third, I think we should go that way, that we unleash it. Okay, things that are not real, Henry Lockwood's resume when applying to bar stool sports. Okay. Hank, I guess that'll take down the anonymous. What do you mean, what does that mean?

I have it right here. First of all, Hank, when is your birthday? June 13th. Okay, so in June 13th, 2013, how old were you? 19. Okay, so in June 13th 2013 how old were you? Okay, so on your resume it was dated May 15th 2013 And he wrote I'm a 20-year-old stuely through and through He also spelled the word guarantee G-A-R-U-N-T-E

And then we get to the brass tax here. He says more importantly I'm soon to be graduating for Boston University Center for digitaling imaging arts. Is that university real? Yeah, it's not real anymore and then he says What does this mean for you and your campaign? It means that I the skills, the equipment and the manpower necessary to right produce and edit any kind of video you can possibly imagine or want to get made in any location at any time and make it look professional for free. Hank, how much equipment did you have? From where from where

The Boston University's never digital that wasn't real No, it doesn't you can't find it right now he goes on hey, I'm curious No, no Northwester still exists this place doesn't exist when you said that you had He goes on. Wait, go watch the Combined Video. This is where all of these skills were on display. And then he finally says at the end, this part is real, part of it is real. I'm attaching my demo reel that I give to the corporations. How many corporations did you give it to?

The Museum of Science. When applying at their companies as well as my resume and my Groan the world video. I made before I went to film school along with the buddies my buddies that shows deep down I'm just a movie junkie stuly and let loves to smash it Yeah, that wasn't real The Groan the world video is so that part was real but everything Grocer World video is so weird. That part was real, but everything else was just a lie on this resume. That's a terrible pack, but that's fine. No, it's a great pick, because you know.

I mean, everything I, whatever, that's a terrible pack. You did not have the manpower. He had unlimited manpower. Limited manpower and all of the... To produce and edit any kind of video you can possibly imagine or want to get made in any location. He had unlimited manpower. A limited manpower and all. To produce and edit any kind of video you can possibly imagine or want to get made in any location at any time and make it look professional for free. Hank?

That's back. Okay. All right. That's our pick. Good pick. Henry Lockwood's resume when applying to bar soul sports. Yes. As a 19 year old saying he's 20.

Guaranteed. Okay, our last two, we're first going to go with the 2020 NBA bubble championship. Oh, good pick. That's a good pick. Good pick. Was that you, Jake? That was memes.

Good pick memes. Good pick. Yeah, I mean, it's everyone talks about Mickey Mouse. Yeah, no, it's not real. Didn't happen. Do you guys think you'd be saying it for Le pick. Yeah, I mean, everyone talks about Mickey Mouse. Yeah, no, it's not real. Didn't happen. Do you guys think you'd be saying it for LeBron's didn't win? No, no, no, absolutely not.

Yeah. First time, Jake, first time entering the show. I mean, welcome, Jake. Yeah, if your teams wanted you'd be saying, oh yeah, 30%. It would say it's the hardest. It's our chance to be. Exactly, we'd make a bigger banner.

Yeah, who won the, yeah. What does Hank say? Are you saying something, Hank? 30% it's a thought. Exactly. We'd make a bigger banner. Yeah. Yeah. What does Hank say? Are you saying something, Hank? Okay. This is, this is, this is shows that Hank does not trust you whatsoever. No, no, he does. He's been tweeting, we're good. We're good.

He's let me cook. Okay. All right. Our final pick is Epstein killing himself. Okay. Okay, pick Billy. Okay. No, memes. Oh, yeah. Okay. This is a title. I don't think it really is helping. You shouldn't get memes too. Okay, so yeah, I didn't know Billy was still helping. She should just be you and Billy. Okay. No more memes. Bye memes. See you memes. I mean, I'm not memes are supposed to be in place.

Ability. I thought it wasn't well I think we put memes on the team with the understand that Billy with the problem We know right if Billy doesn't contribute you can ask me if he does go like if I ask any ghost me then I can Correct. Yeah, correct. Correct. All right PFT. What do we want to do? I like 14 14s great 14 for let's go 14. Okay. McDonald's fries calories when eating them in the car.

Those aren't real. Not even real food. Don't cattle. Especially the bottom of the bag, the extra fries. And double especially as you're driving. Yes. Yes. I was thinking of just saying like calories overall. Calories are fake right right, but these especially like you get a side-fried for the car

That doesn't count you like if you ate a side-fried It's kind of like going to like Costco or Sam's Club if you get a bunch of the free samples And then you walk out you're like yeah, I haven't eaten anything That doesn't count if you have you can also have the fries like, in your garage after you get home, and you're waiting to go in the house. It's very similar to eating anything at your kitchen counter, standing up.

Those aren't or in front of the fridge. In front of the fridge. Yeah, you're just, yeah, Tony's spread on never ate a cold cut in his life. Right, right. If you ask me, like, did you eat today, I actually didn't eat anything today. The fridge is still open, yeah, it's still open and there's no calories.

There's a great scene in the sopranos where I think Tony is, he's getting broken up with Carmella like divorceism. Says like, I'm moving out and Tony's at the fridge and he just goes back to eating the cold cuts but like sadly at the fridge. Yeah. Just divorce cold cuts.

Yeah. All right, your last pick. Taxes. Oh, okay. Diceval. Yeah. I'm gonna disagree with that. I pay extra taxes. Yeah, but they're not real. You guys had a good draft going and that one that might have fucked you. Yeah, actually, no, you I think Jake and Jake had the best draft. Jake had a good one. Yeah. Yeah. Well memes. No. Memes had the best. You have three of the four were Billy's's be real shame if you tag the IRS Actually birds is a bad pick

That's like that's like the most internet thing of all time. All right go birds. You're fucking Not real say go bird. Yes, I can no the birds are fraudulent. No, I can take Yeah, go fix I have a or so let's do honorable mentions some honorable mentions What do you have ones in Hank wouldn't let you say? No, yes you do I have a spicy one that I like doesn't make any sense, but I'll just say it I don't think shark attacks are real. Well, they're very rare. I just don't think they're real.

I don't think I think someone like hits their leg on like a coral reef or something. Sharks have a great marketing team where every time there's like two shark attacks a year and then it's just national news. I don't believe them. I don't believe them. I do not think they're real.

I think someone that fasts... There's a fat, A-W-L-S-W have been bitten by a shark. Okay, you're a bad swimmer. I would show you shark attacks survivor, you're a bad swimmer. Is who have been bitten by a shark. Okay, you're bad swimmer. I would show you a shark attack survivor, you're bad swimmer. I would love to get bitten by a shark. If you're an AWL, how can you handle that bitten by a shark? Tag me in your story. Right, and I'll be like, you're not, it's fake what happened.

You probably stubbed your toe and then overreact. Can you imagine how sick that would be though for the rest of your life? You're in a bar, you're wearing shorts. You've got just a bite mark on your cast. Oh, of course. It'd be amazing. Yeah, but it's not real. I said it was a hot take. All right, Max, give us the ones that you, uh, I really wanted to do today's

version of Avril Lavigne. Oh, good pick. Hank also wind was another one that probably wouldn't look good on a graphic, but yeah, tomorrow, Hamlin, yeah, tomorrow, Hamlin Hamlin, not real, Hank liked money. Okay, money and taxes, both not real. Oh, but no one actually would have been Bitcoin. That's just not real.

Hank's low key right about money not being real though. He said you just spend it. Yeah, I want Hank to be the fucking, just give us the Econ class one day one day maybe next up put a reminder in Hank's econ class July 26th 2024

That's Friday Thursday 25th. Yep, perfect. Thanks econ class. I want him to do this. What's the context when we forgot about this? No, just Hank teaches us about the economy. Hank teaches all his thoughts on the economy. Okay, Hank teaches us the new economy. Yes, yes, yes. I had aircraft carriers. Yup, they weigh over 220 million pounds and they float somehow. And we're supposed to believe this.

Yup, they've got, you land airplanes on them and they float. Similar to that, I had clouds, clouds being one billion pounds. That's not real. That's a total weight for every cloud. For an average cloud. An average fully grown cloud. An average cloud weighs a billion pounds. Not a water fraco cloud. An average adult cloud. Hank just texted me flying whales. Oh, flying whales. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I was thinking of like will is Junk of the whales with like wings. We're always reminded this the yellow line watching football game Not not real not official official. Yeah, the oh line. Yeah, Emmett Smith when he played for the Cardinals

That never happened the other one is Jerry Rice for the Seahawks that never definitely happened Andre Johnson played for the Titans Yeah, that didn't happen. That did not happen. That one's crazy. Who's he? Oh, play for at the end. He played on the Bengals and the bills. No, well, he played. Oh, yeah, he was good on the 90s. He was okay on the bills, I think. The Bengals was. The Bengals was very weird. Uh, Thihal. I had a weird stat. Uh, Larry Fitzgerald has more tackles than drop passes. It's unreal. That's crazy.

LeBron playing 20 plus seasons in the NBA without a significant injury. That's just interesting. That's not real. That's not real. That's not God-given. That's not real. Any others? Magic eye posters.

Magic eye posters. Not real. I lied for so long and said that I could see him. I'd be like, oh yeah, I see the giraffe. Never seen a magic eye posters not real. I I lied for so long and said that I could see him I'd be like, oh, yeah, I see the giraffe never seen a magic guy in my life. No, no max. You have others No, I think we I think that's it. Okay. This is a fun one. I show heo Tani. Yeah, not real not real Patrick my home Yeah, anyone anytime an athlete does something insane, that's not real life. Yeah.

Hank, would you like to keep listening or? Hank, I think he checked out. Yeah. He's putting it over time. Yeah, he's got a, he's got a umbrella and his drink sitting back right now. I think Hank's got one of those apps on his phone where it disconnects him if he works for too long. It's like the screen time app, but for any sort of like actual employment type responsibility that he's doing.

Tiger Woods just entire career is not real. It's very unreal. That one stretch that he had was unreal. Like 144 tournaments without missing a cut. It's fucking insane. Yeah, there's some weird stats out there that are very unreal. And you're just looking at me like, how is this fucking possible? Barry Bond stats.

Barry Bond stats. There's a lot of those, yeah. Tony Gwyn stats. Those are all unreal. Um, okay. Good amount of road. Oh, Doc Ellis throwing a no hitter on acid. Yes.

That's crazy. That's crazy unreal. Yes, that was... That might be the most impressive athletic feat of all time. Did he have like 11 walks? He walked a shit loop. Because he was tripping balls at the top. I know. Because if you throw in a perfect game,

like that didn't happen. Yes, but the fact that he threw in... It's like Nolan Ryan's no hitters. He's got so many of them because he would rather walk a guy than throw him like a meatball down the middle of the plate. I'm gonna look up Doc L's as no hitter. Will Chamberlain's sex numbers. Yeah, that is unreal.

Yeah, there's no way. There's no way. All right, Doc L's no hitter. How many... What, how many walks? Got it so hard to find. Old baseball stats. Eight walks.

Yeah, that's per solid no hitter. Yeah, that's so wild. Eight walks. That's way more impressive than, I don't know, some guy that just gets trades your team throwing a no hitter. The game four of the World Series, not real. Oh, no hitter.

How many hits did it go? I don't do well, folks. That's just a huge hitter. Yeah, well, that's, I mean, should be mentioned at least, at least should be mentioned. That wasn't real. I don't know how many hitters. How many hitters? How many hitters? How many hitters? How many hitters? How many hitters? How many hitters? How many hitters? How many hitters?

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I saw that that go viral on TikTok recently. It was just like the last three minutes. So it does. Okay. Let's finish up with some Johnny Manzell. We watched the documentary. Yeah. It was good.

I liked it. It was very good. I had memory hold a lot of all that stuff that went on with him. Yeah. So it starts out in Scottsdale and the first thing that you see is Johnny Menzel drinking a beer. Yeah. And then that's also how it ends to Jake Spoiler that for us last time.

Spoiler. Yeah. But Johnny, when he was at college station, it's kind of crazy to think that he did not get recruited really to Texas. But that was in the Mac Brown Hay Day, where they had in Texas, I think over the course of three seasons, they had Johnny Manziel, Robert Griffin, and Andrew Locke, and Mac Brown did not offer any of them a skull.

I think Mac Brown offered Johnny Manziel and Robert Griffin to play at Texas as safeties. Yeah, not as quarterback. The part about his high school was crazy because I didn't know all that but his senior year He had 75 touchdowns in 12 games Yeah, and because of blowouts, he only played full four total games for like full games to the end like I went and looked back at his

entire High school career. He had 127 touchdowns in 26 games. He's junior in senior year. 4.8 touchdowns a game. Yeah, that must have been so much fun. It was probably so much fun for him. And then his goal when he was in high school, he just wanted to play college football. Yeah. He wasn't looking past that. So it was like, I just want to want to play at a big time school, have fun playing football with my friends in college. And then anything past that, he didn't really consider. But his freshman year at A&M was just fucking insane.

That was A&M's first season in the SEC, right? Yeah, it was insane. Insane, crazy season. I had forgotten just how much, how quickly it all happened, because the freshman winning the Highs would have never done. The Bama game, which was perfect. We had the Mark May. I wish we still had him on TV. Yeah. Like there is zero percent chance. Texas A&M could win this game. And then Johnny Minzel goes to Tuscaloose's 14.100

dogs wins that game. And it was like everything from everything from that moment on. His life completely changed. It did make me feel a little bad about how much, it's thankfully the NIL exists now, but like the whole part about him and Uncle Nate, his friend Nate, who, that was sad that they don't talk. Yeah, Nate seemed like a writer and I did. Yeah, also Nate being like, we had a saying, a text saying them, winter lose, we still booze.

Like, I think that's a saying everyone. No, they invented that, I'm starting there. That was very funny, but it made me feel really bad watching Johnny minzo explain it and like it is complete bullshit How much money they met they built it entire new stadium? They were selling millions and millions off his name image and likeness and he was getting zero dollars and the fact that they I watched the documentary and I didn't, that was the first time I learned that his dad was an oil rich. Yeah, that was a great, great story that they planted.

How did no journalist look into that? Yeah, so at the time, Johnny was taking like private jets all across the country. He was sitting courtside at NBA games, he was everywhere. And everybody was like, how come Johnny Manzell is able to afford to do all this stuff and They were just like we're gonna tell we're gonna lead to the media that his dad's Rich is fuck and that he grew up with this money and then everybody was just like oh, yeah

That makes sense so Johnny Manzell is just independently wealthy No, he's making a shitload of money signing autographs and it is like the definition of a victimless crime Yeah, it's not even a crime like the NCAA and you see what's going on with Harbaugh right now The NCAA much like the NFL At least used to do this they think that they are a branch of law enforcement They didn't break any laws. Yeah, man's over breaking laws. He just broke a bunch of bullshit rules Yeah, I mean you said a On the taxes and all right who taxes aren't real a name. I think they they made over

$700 million in donations after his freshman year I think they made over $700 million in donations after his freshman year, which is almost twice as much as they've ever raised in one season. So you could say, Johnny Mansell, probably directly responsible for about $350 million worth of gifts to Texas A&M.

And making their entire introduction, the SEC work. Yes. And he got paid $0 off that. And of course, he's going to find some way on the side to make a little bit of money and then they just stonewalled everybody and he got spend for was it one quarter or two quarters

it was rice yeah and that was his punishment which is a very funny punishment but you brought up Mark May and being able to watch those guys on TV that was such a treat back in the day Mark may and Lou Holt just like just it was like watching two guys with two dogs with a debilitative brain injury just like barking in different languages and spitting on each other and they never made a Lickest sense with anything that they said probably set the record for being the longest that anybody will ever be on TV And they did it on a weekly basis for like I don't know 15 years. It was great And it was great TV. And it was great TV.

Yeah, great TV. But yeah, the whole thing was, I mean, just watching it from his angle, obviously the Browns chapter, there was some self sabotaged, which he admitted to like the zero minutes watching tape. But yeah, the text in an M part, like just how quickly it happened happened and how he just couldn't even go out of his house and the expectations on him and he couldn't make any money. All that stuff was just insane to watch because I had memory hold a lot of it as well.

Like he was one of the most defining fun athletes to watch in college football history. He was like the anti-Tibo too. Yeah, we were just getting over Tibo being like, you know, Captain America at Florida, and that was like the standard that you set for, okay, this is what a great college quarterback looks like right now, and then Johnny Mansell comes in,

does everything complete like 180 degrees different from Tibo. He was like the bad boy, he was fun to root for, and then like I said earlier, he never thought about going to the NFL, so he gets to the NFL, it's not fun anymore not enjoying anything doesn't really work In fact the only the only play that I really remember of Johnny on the Browns is The play that he ran with Kyle Shanahan where Kyle Shanahan was screaming at him on the field like Johnny forgot to play

Caused him over the sidelines and then runs him down the field as a receiver. Yeah, but that played in count. Yeah, but it was an awesome play. It was an awesome play. And yeah, the, I forgot also about him going to Vegas and getting dressed up in a disguise. Yeah. That was an all time mistake. So fun. That was all time mistake.

The, the, I didn't know the combined story is dad having to pretend that he was in the hospital. It's crazy. And it did get dark for a minute there because like him saying it like I was going to just live Because I remember that when he had Got cut by the browns and then he was just on TMZ basically every single day Johnny Menzel going out partying like hearing it from his side Where's like I was going to just go as hard as I could and then kill myself. Yeah, it's pretty I mean

I'm happy that he's alive I'm happy that he's still here and he really is like one of the most iconic college football players all time you beat the Drake curse He beat the Drake curse the last thing I had of the Did you see the list that he made when they sat down? It was him and Uncle Nate and they were on the plane and they just wrote down all the stuff that they want to accomplish in life Yeah, there's like make a million dollars get mentioned in a Drake song Yeah, and he actually like checked off everything that was in our list He did and he the last thing I had that was just very funny was the draft night stories and

One the story about how he like the Texans he had met the McNairs I believe Wudum and then the next day went out and got drunk at like a very notable Houston golf course and like basically ruined his chances of going to the Texans and the other one was when he started following and the Cowboys pick at 16 and the Cowboys pick Zach Martin everyone booed and Zach Martin is like a Hallfamer. Yeah, he's he's he's it was like so funny watching that back being like outside. mean, he probably was the best player in that draft in Mike Evans and Blake Portals There's some good company in that draft, but that Martin was a fucking incredible pick by the Cowboys Yeah, there was also the story about how he he missed the manning passing Academy because he said they just slept in Yeah, definitely went out God hammered that, that did more to tank his draft stock than most anything else because Archmaning

is the shadow commissioner. Yeah, so you duck his passing academy. We're gets around pretty quickly. It is good. You know, the ending like seeing that he feels like he's back and like, you know, with his family and everything was, was heartwarming because it was one of those documentaries where you watch

you know that he's still like alive. You hope he's doing well, but it could have gone a very, very dark way where it's like shit, the media and everything, all the hype, like this, he never had a chance. So, like God, he's like on the other side of it. I honestly think it's like, it's unreal story.

If you were to transport your body into Johnny Football's body, which by the way, football is a great great nickname Johnny fucking football Johnny fucking football if you were to be Johnny football for a day in College it would have kicked ass. It would have been awesome if you had been Johnny football for a week That probably would have sucked no that also would have kicked ass for a full week. Yeah for a semester No, yeah And then it would have been farce that would have kicked ass, but like he wasn't having fun.

He couldn't do anything. He couldn't be a normal human being. And then Cliff Kingsbury just trying to keep the reins on him, the best that he could. Just like, okay, not, it's not that attractive without the Sunglasses. Exactly, I know that trick very well. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But it was a good documentary.

I've never seen watch it, untold stories on Netflix. This isn't even an act We just watched it because we liked it and they've got the Florida one coming out soon too I think that one will be must watch. Mm-hmm. They also they also didn't mention that I mean it just came out like weeks ago It's probably after they were finished recording, but he's opening up a nightclub in college station. Oh really? Yeah smart I think like two weeks ago that called the money bar that thing's gonna rock. Yeah, it is those are like Those guys they can just like I know I think Ron Dane still lives in Madison Like you could still have an awesome life. Oh, he's gonna make so much money off that. Yeah

So much who's gonna like want to go to college station and not want to go to the money bar. Yeah That's the only good thing in college station Yeah, and then Bama went and won the national title that year. That's when they just obliterated Notre-Dame. So, and he won the Heisman. Heisman's fly forever. Like, he can, that's pretty cool to be like, I can just go to New York in December every year and just be around a bunch of legends. What's Johnny doing? Do you know what his job is right now? The nightclub. Yeah, he's doing the nightclub. Yeah, that's why, because the ending didn't really say what he was doing. Do you know what his job is right now? The nightclub. Yeah, he's doing the nightclub. Yeah, that's why because the ending didn't really say what he was doing. Yeah, usually with a documentary like that, it's like,

a little drinking beer. He's a big, weird Scottsdale. Yeah. But then I, that's what I like looked into it and I was like, oh, yeah, he's opening a nightclub and I should, I feel like they should have mentioned that. Yeah, they probably should have mentioned that. That should have mentioned that.

But yeah, Johnny fucking football. We'll get him back on. Yeah, people forget he did a podcast at Barsal. That L also gave an air to Dave. Dave's picture not the best. Yeah, him just being drunk as fuck with Johnny. Uh huh. And when they showed that clip of him at Barsal

with Eric and next to him, I think we were just right off camera because we were about to interview him. Yeah. That day that he came back. Yeah, because he was a good interview. And he had Dave's picture was, it was probably a lot of fun, but they put his picture drunk with Johnny football

in the montage of Johnny being like, I was going to kill myself. Yeah. Yeah, it's not great timing. It was a great timing. He played for, he planned controlled football. Yeah, yeah, he's been, he's been doing some of that. I mean, I'm sure he still can play, not at the NFL level. Does he still have any eligibility left?

Could he go back? That's what I'm saying. That's the rule. Tell me, text saying that, wouldn't love to have him. Be incredible. OK, great show, boys. Great show. Feel good about this show.

I feel like we're on a little bit of a heater. Also, just that interview with Dawkins was awesome. Awesome. I love that guy. We got some good interviews coming up this week. We got some, we got a lot of interviews this week, but we're doing some stuff down with the PGA. So we're gonna get some new guests.

Maybe talk to Max. Have Max back on. All right, numbers. Eight. 69. I can't wait for this new machine. Yeah. This is all what I'm calling no man's land era

I just basically so the new machine the dead ball era well there were moments there were moments when we I I had I talked to some people thank you for everyone to reach out one guy sent a new machine that had the ping pong balls the size of beach balls And I think we wouldn't have been able to fit anything else in the office So we've decided that the new machine, what I've, what I've, what I've tasked Jordan at our office who does a really good job of building is basically the same old machine. I was like, make it as big as it was with the refrigerator on it.

Yeah, so like that will be the full machine. Yeah, so that will be perfect. But yeah, I can't wait for the new machine. I can't wait to that first Hankie Viva got in it is gonna be so sweet. Oh my god. Oh My god, I was gonna start out of the gate. Oh, of course. Why wouldn't I? Wow? Why wouldn't I? None of us have gotten it right, but that's what Hank. Yeah, it's a great show. It's a great great to have you Okay, memes you've never gotten this Right, but that's what Hank. Yes, it's a great show. It's a great cool. Okay, uh, memes you've never gotten this

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