Pardon My Take - Blake Griffin And Josh Allen, Chill Week Finale + Mt Rushmore Of Sandwiches

Episode Date: July 12, 2024

We finish off a great week in Tahoe with our chill week finale and the vibes are high (00:00:00-00:05:04). Gregg Berhalter is out as USMNT head coach and soccer has been saved (00:05:04-00:09:23). Tea...m USA plays Canada and Jaylen Brown thinks Nike is keeping him off the team (00:09:23-00:16:01). We answer the dumbest hypothetical and Paul Skenes gets pulled during a no hitter (00:16:01-00:26:48). Mt Rushmore of sandwiches (00:26:48-00:54:57). Blake Griffin and Josh Allen join the show together as we create a new bromance, what it takes to win a title, the last name game and tons more (00:54:57-01:29:17). We finish with Fire Fest of the week because we had the best week ever (01:29:17-01:42:05).You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Hey, pardon my take listeners. You can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad free on Amazon Music on today's part of my take. We have two of our very best friends in in studios to say in studio in in Tahoe Chill Week. The conclusion of Chill Week, we have Josh Allen and Blake Griffin together. I think they're best friends. Week, we have Josh Allen and Blake Griffin together. I think they're best friends now.
Starting point is 00:00:26 Yeah, we started a bromance. We're going to talk some sports. We have the Mount Rushmore of sandwiches. Contentious. Contentious. If you thought we were being too nice this Mount Rushmore season, you're in luck. Contentious. What are you doing?
Starting point is 00:00:41 What are you doing? Why are you doing that? I'm getting some dirt off me. Okay, you're getting some dirt off me? Thank you. Appreciate that. We have the Mount Rushmore of sandwiches. We have a great interview. And then we'll do Fire Fest, which should we even have Fire Fest this week? Because we had chillest week ever. I think F-I-R-E Fest.
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Starting point is 00:03:53 I'm way chiller than Hank. I'm way chiller than Hank as well. I think chill is just a state of mind. I don't think that this is a competition. Okay. Well, if there were a competition, we would win chill-est. That sounds like something that somebody who's not chill would say. Yeah. It's not a competition.
Starting point is 00:04:07 I don't know. This week, though, first of all, we're rookies out here, which has never been more apparent, because every move we've made, everyone's like, oh, you did that? Yeah, we're leaving the golf tournament before the golf tournament. Yes, but it's been an incredible week.
Starting point is 00:04:20 Thank you to the American Century Championship, incredible host. We've got some awesome interviews that are going gonna be coming out in the next few weeks. It was like a dream coming out here It's beautiful the scenery the vibes All the dudes in the flat brim hats, which I don't know why but California just does that and they do it better than everyone else Kids in flat brim hats everywhere. Yeah, we were signing autographs for kids. That was weird. Kept apologizing. Yeah. I kept trying to pull away and they kept like, please, please, please. I'm like, you don't want this. This event has a lot of very famous people. We are not very famous people. We're barely famous online. But everyone's
Starting point is 00:05:00 in autograph and picture mode. And if you're walking somewhere with a credential, everyone's just like, who is that? I got a lot of who is that? And then a bunch of kids being like, can we get your autograph? I was like, I don't think you want my autograph. Yeah, they're here to get autographs from like Tony Romo, people that they see on TV, like the famous people. And then they see us coming out and then kids come over. And I'm like, I don't want to ruin your hat.
Starting point is 00:05:23 Yeah, like my signature makes your hat trash. I signed a kid's Niners jersey, a six year old's Niners jersey. I was like, dude, you don't want this. And he was just like, yeah, I do. There were two six year old girls that were like, sign my arm. And I looked at the parents,
Starting point is 00:05:34 I was like, I don't want to sign your child's arm. Yeah, but here we are. Here we are. Chill Week. Yeah. It's been awesome. Okay, we'll talk more Chill Week. We'll talk Fire Fest, F-I-R-E, re fire fest at the end because it's been such a chill week
Starting point is 00:05:47 We should start though with the most important news in sports history Greg burr halter has been fired yet again. We did it guys Congratulations, USA soccer is back on the map back now It's gonna win a World Cup as quickly as we were back Then we went straight to Klopp the guy that we wanted the the great coach I think he coached I'm gonna going to fuck this up, Liverpool maybe? Yeah, Liverpool. Yeah, so he was our number one, and he has rebuffed us. The United States has been rebuffed by Jurgen Klopp.
Starting point is 00:06:14 But who doesn't rebuff a first offer? We just got to come back. We just got to go higher and higher and higher. Or hear me out, what if we just hire Greg again? Third time's a charm. He does know where the office is. Yeah, he's like maybe the Jeff Fisher of US Soccer. Yeah. This is going to be the one that changes it, though. I think so, yeah.
Starting point is 00:06:34 I think that it can't be worse. No. There is something very satisfying. I'm not the biggest soccer fan, but in all sports, when you've been trying to get a guy fired and you finally do it, it's just a very satisfying feeling. Because it really is the only way that fans feel like they had an impact, even though he probably got fired,
Starting point is 00:06:54 not because of the fans, but because he sucked his coach. No, it was us, it was us. But you can take credit for it as a fan and be like, yeah, mission accomplished, we fucking did it, we got this guy fired. The funniest thing ever was, I think it was late last week The biggest supporters club of the United States the US outlaws they issued a statement Officially calling for his firing. Oh, no, which was big. Yeah lose the outlaw once you lose the outlaws
Starting point is 00:07:16 Then you're the in-laws so over. Nobody likes in-laws. It was uh, it's good. It's been a long time coming I don't know who we're gonna get at this point What I saw last night when we were watching the Copa America and after the game was over, we saw the Uruguayan players, they went into the stands to fight the Colombian supporters. Yeah, Malice de Palis. The United States will never be great at soccer until our players care enough to go into the stands and fight people from other countries.
Starting point is 00:07:41 I had the exact same thought. I was like, we could fire a hire, get any coach you want in the world. It's the SEC. It just means more. That somehow malice to the palace situation where they were throwing chairs and fighting fans in the stage, at no point was I like,
Starting point is 00:08:00 oh my god, they have to stop this. I was like, these guys just fucking care about soccer. This rocks. And that one dude from Uruguay, I think it was Nunez, Darwin Nunez. He was wearing like a sports bra, charging into the stands, just throwing haymakers. And God bless the cops that were out there because they were just standing and just watching. Like, it was a boys will be boys. Yeah, right. Sometimes you got to let them fight it out. Yeah. This is how they, this is how they deal with a loss. Yeah and and I had no problem with it and I would love to see the US have that type of emotion We'll never we'll never get there. Maybe so SEC. What if we what if we did the full Ted lasso experiment?
Starting point is 00:08:34 And we got like Nick Saban Just have him coach the team and then have bring in like an exes nose guys Yeah, have him just talk about football and then have a guy there that's just translating everything that he says into soccer. Yeah. I like it. I like it. Hank, Hank asked if Columbia was going to play England in their next game.
Starting point is 00:08:55 They should. Yeah. Because England did win as well. It's coming home. They're going to get killed by Spain. It's coming home though. But it is coming home. But did you see the Killers concert?
Starting point is 00:09:03 No. That was incredible. I think that was in London or in England somewhere. And they, they played the end of the game live, like on this massive screen behind them. I love that. And then the second the game was over, the killers went into Mr. Brightside and they shot confetti. The entire crowd went nuts. This seems to me like England team of destiny. Yeah. I love watching those videos in England when they just all throw all full beers at each other.
Starting point is 00:09:25 Yeah. It's just the best time ever. It's like the Cubs outfield in a... Yeah. Who was it that hit that home run? Miguel Montero. Love a good beer shot. Grand Slam against the Dodgers.
Starting point is 00:09:34 That was one of the most electric moments ever. Yeah, but I don't know. Spain's probably way too good for England, but it would be cool to see it come home for once. Yeah. Yeah. They don't play tiki-taka anymore. They don't?
Starting point is 00:09:44 Well, because they got that new guy. Yeah, I heard they don't do that I'm on this is probably some in-depth soccer people even know we had in our bag They don't do the tiki-taka which tiki-taka was That was just like if you just made an entire offense out of like screens. It was Phil Jackson's dream offense There's a triangle. Yeah, triangle is everywhere Yeah, and it's just like bores you to death until they just they keep passing it until they're standing right in Front of the goal. Yeah, that's that's talking soccer. Okay other things US men's basketball team played against Canada last night
Starting point is 00:10:15 Bad first quarter, but then we kicked their ass It was awesome hearing Bill Raftery on the Alabama football with's like Alabama football with them though. Yeah. But- Like that with the big, uh-oh, it's a close game in first quarter. Yeah, because the U.S. should never lose in basketball, but there is like a weird thing that can happen with them where they're so talented and the guys aren't like moving on offense and then you play another team that it's a bunch of dudes that have been playing together since they were in elementary school and they know how to play ball together I don't think that's gonna happen, but that's what it looked like in the first quarter And we had Dylan Brooks still trying to be an agitator at even after a loss
Starting point is 00:10:54 You love that cut through Devin Brooks or dev. Yeah, Devin Booker's Interview just walked right in front of him when he was getting interviewed but the big story about USA basketball Hank Jalen Brown what about him not on the team and he's upset he's very upset he thinks it's a conspiracy by Nike to keep him out he said Eric White is now on the team allegedly because Kawhi pretty shocking news Kawhi got hurt and can't play mm-hmm well the Clippers brought him home yeah I think the Clippers were like we know you you're gonna get hurt. Yeah, please don't get hurt You know a lot of it actually was perfect The kawaii showed up and played in some practices and then as soon as the playoffs started he's like I'm out guys
Starting point is 00:11:37 Yeah, so they brought they brought kawaii back. Everybody thought surely Jalen Brown. He was a snub the first time He did not get the gig They're thinking it's because of Nike because Nike sponsors the US national team and then Jalen Brown, he was a snub the first time. He did not get the gig. They're thinking it's because of Nike, because Nike sponsors the US national team. And then Jalen Brown just tweeted out, I'm not afraid of you or your resources. And then he did he did the the monocle thinking emoji. He did this one, Hank. Yeah, the monopoly guy, monopoly guy. Or is it the Pringles guy? Monopoly guy does not have a monocle. That's Mandela effect. Yeah, Pringles guy. He's got the mustache. Does the Pringles guy have the monocle? Who has the monocle? Monopoly guy doesn't have a monocle. The Pringles guy has a monocle. Monopoly guy has a monocle?
Starting point is 00:12:15 I think the Monopoly guy definitely has a monocle. This guy's talking monocles real quick. Pringles doesn't. Pringles guys just has the mustache and then Monopoly guy what's the Monopoly guys name it's something like penny pin up we guy doesn't have a monocle oh he does he does in an alternate logo he has a monocle alternate yeah well like this one but the classic that's that's a monocle yeah classic Monopoly guy does not have a monocle so who's the most famous monocle guy there's no monocle guy I'm's no Monocle guy. I'm gonna look this up. Oh Mr. Peanut? Oh yeah. Shane, look at that Shane from the raft. Yes! Mr. Peanut is the number one Monocle guy. Maybe we should bring that back. We should do Mount Rushmore Monocle
Starting point is 00:12:54 guys. I think we just did. Yeah I think so too. Monopoly guy, Pringles guy, Mr. Peanut. Sam Darnold. Sherlock Holmes. He couldn't play in that game. Yes, Sam Darnold. Yeah. Um, yeah so what do you think, Hank? I mean, I think there's only one ball. I think- Did you even know this was happening? Totally. Oh, he totally knew, yeah.
Starting point is 00:13:11 Yeah. Well, you're so chill. I didn't know. We've been talking about it for two days. Yeah, we have not brought it up once. Yeah, I mean, we definitely talked about it at length yesterday, but that's fine. You rewriting history. Oh, that sounded very un-chill of you.
Starting point is 00:13:24 I'm not scared of your resources. Hey, just tweets that after every Mount Rushmore. There's only one ball, so I think it makes sense to bring in someone that's a good defensive player who's used to coming off the bench. He's going to contribute in ways where he doesn't need to be necessarily a superstar. And I do think there is probably some truth to the Nike thing,
Starting point is 00:13:45 where Kyrie is also, you know, if Jalen Brown's a snub, Kyrie's a snub. Obviously, Derek White's a great player. I'm happy for him. And I think he's going to, you know, contribute to the team. But if we're talking on pure talent, Kyrie and Jalen Brown are better than Derek White. They're both very outspoken against Nike. Coincidence? Probably not. Yeah. Finals MVP, Jalen. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:14:07 Not getting, not good enough to make the national team? I think not. Did you see, I had a nice moment, Micah Potter and Nigel Hayes Davis both got in the game, Wisconsin, because it's, so they have the team select, which is like what Cooper flag is on. He should have gotten the gig yeah they should have brought well they they are playing they're practicing but because of Kawhi and KD being out they let the two of them be on the team for the game against Canada pretty fucking cool moment yeah to be like this is I got to play on team USA yeah that's like it that's a Michael Potter scored yeah there was a great moment too I think was before the game or maybe it could have been a day or two ago where Obama went up to every player on the team,
Starting point is 00:14:49 dapped them all up, then got to the coaches and did the very firm handshake. It was the Key and Peele sketch to the point where I thought he was doing it on purpose. Yes, like the handshakes were so rigid and white at the end. Yes, it was. It was so funny to watch, though. But yeah, good job USA you beat Canada I feel like Canada is it's gonna be almost as tough of a Competition as they'll run into like some of the Eastern European teams probably pretty good to France is gonna be good France will be a problem It should be a problem and we might be suited for the international game
Starting point is 00:15:16 Greece is gonna be a problem Greece is a problem Greece. Who else is a problem? You got Yanis and Thanasis? Yeah, who else there's no other problems. Is there anyone Slovenia Serbia? Not in Slovenia. Slovenia didn't make it. Oh, okay. Wow. Yeah. Lithuania Luca lost to Janis. Yeah, that's right. Yeah. Spain. Spain. The Gasol brothers got to be still doing it. Yeah, for sure. That's for sure happening. Cameroon. Cameroon. Oh wait. Oh no. Oh, we got him. Are you a birther? What's going on here? You don't think Embiid should be on Team USA? I just, I forgot. You think he's ring chasing? He is. It is. Yeah. Don't you want Embiid on Team USA though? Cause like that's- He fouled out in 12 minutes so it's not like he's gonna help too much. Yeah. It's only five fouls but that's
Starting point is 00:16:05 crazy that he fouled out in five minutes I didn't realize that. It's preseason. Preseason Olympics. It literally was preseason Olympics. Yeah but still yeah. Everyone's freaking out about Embiid who cares about preseason the game didn't count. Well I feel like you have to practice like you play. Sounds like you're freaking out about him be dude I mean, I'm not saying we're chill over here You're you're coming out on chill. No, what happened was Hank just pointed out a fact Hank is bad On a quote card it goes back bad bad bad isn't as in good bad bad It's a bad motherfucker bad Okay, couple other things.
Starting point is 00:16:47 One, next week, EA Sports College Football is out. Huge. Doug's is going to come back. I'll release a schedule maybe Sunday. But Sunday, PFT, Hank, and Max can get in on it as well. We're going to do a little preview stream. First look. 5 Central to 7 Central, 6 to 8 Eastern, can get in on as well. We're going to do a little preview stream. First look. Five central
Starting point is 00:17:06 to seven central, six to eight Eastern on our channels. So we'll be streaming from the office. First look. You'll get to watch us play the game. I think we should use it. We should maybe play a couple scrimmages, but we also should like toy around and see what team I should pick. I'm thinking also about like what are roles on the staff? Yeah, I want you guys to be, anyone wants to be defensive coordinator and actually play the game with me, but also I would love to have a recruiting director so I can blame someone for not getting me the best recruits.
Starting point is 00:17:37 That feels like a good role for Hank. Yeah. Strength coach? Strength coach, yes, that would be awesome. Strength coach would be great, yeah. Okay, so we'll figure it out, but yeah, tune in. We're gonna be doing be awesome. Strength Coach would be great. Yeah. OK, so we'll figure it out. But yeah, tune in. We're going to be doing a stream.
Starting point is 00:17:48 It's going to be a preview stream. It's the most anticipated video game, I think, release ever. It's going to change how Summer's dealt with. I'm excited to see what the different things you can do behind the scenes are. Yeah. I heard you're going to make a burner count. Yeah, we're going to get a burner count.
Starting point is 00:18:01 Yeah, I like that. We're basically, we'll play a couple of games, but we're also going to just kind of get deep into the game and figure out what's going on Can you choose not to suspend your running back for DUIs? We'll try. Yeah. Yeah, we'll give it a shot But yeah tune in for that Paul skeins through no hitter Through seven innings. So he had what how many pitches 99 took him out before he got to 100. I get it But also fuck that. So like
Starting point is 00:18:27 dude, he's been in MLB for three months. Imagine if he threw a no hitter. That would be so sick. It seems like they just have Paul Skeen's rules where they like to add the Strasburg rules back in the day where it's like if he throws a hundred pitches, that's bad. 99 pitches is good. I don't know why. Okay, so I understand you don't want them to throw 140 pitches. But if you're at 99, put them out there for the eighth inning, see if you can get out of it in 10 pitches, and then you go again. What's the difference between 99 pitches and 110 pitches? There's nothing. There's nothing. Well, it's 11. It's 11 pitches. 11 pitches. Yeah. I was hoping that the Pirates were going
Starting point is 00:19:04 to throw a combined no- hitter because that would kind of Be like a weird thing where it's like, oh, yeah, you had a no hitter now man No, I apologize for all Pittsburgh fans listening to this But if I were not thinking about them, I would say that they're saving his arm for when he gets signed by the Yankees late Yes Yeah So you're saying that that it wouldn't have been as no it it would have. I said it could buy a no-hitter. It wouldn't have been as meaningful.
Starting point is 00:19:26 No, it would have been as meaningful because you would have been like, I was part of a no-hitter. But you just said that you're upset that they took him out. I am upset they took him out because I wanted to see him throw it by himself. But if they had thrown the whole no-hitter, it would have been awesome too. A no-hitter's a no-hitter, bro. You ever think there's probably people I always just think about like the hundred people who this is their first episode of Pardon My
Starting point is 00:19:51 Take and they're like what was that? It's a zero hitter. What just happened? According to Max it would have been a zero combined zero hitter. What was that 20 seconds exchange that just occurred? You don't like you can't explain it. It's usually some like deep thing that we have to needle somewhere. Sometimes people don't even know what we're doing when we do it. Like even if you do listen to the show, something maybe happened off camera, off screen,
Starting point is 00:20:14 and we're just like spending valuable podcast time, just making one of our producers lives miserable. Yeah, or just valuable podcast time, fighting the same fight that we've been fighting for years, just rehashing it because that's what guys do. Yeah. It really is the most chill guy thing to do, is be like, let me bring up the thing
Starting point is 00:20:33 that we fought about years ago, and just keep pick it up like we've never dropped it. Yeah, I mean, Memes has been on a pip for two years. That's true. Memes has been on a pip. on a pip for two years. That's true. He has been on a pip. Can we tell the story about the David Wells interview?
Starting point is 00:20:50 Or no? Max forgot to record one of the cameras. And it was great because I was like, memes. I was like, memes, you're going to be, like Max is going to be on a pip. Pip's off you. And he's like no way This is gonna be hard for me to get big social numbers. So I'm just gonna get even deeper into the pit
Starting point is 00:21:11 It was like everything just rolls down to me. I'm sure like max fucked up. It's gonna be on me. Yeah Yeah, it was it turned out great. That was a great interview. Yeah, David Wells legendary. He's a he's a football guy who played baseball Yeah, yeah, great great interview. And then I also had I found the dumbest hypothetical ever. You guys want to hear it? This was going around the Internet yesterday. Office debates is Ryan Cohen 24 office debate today. Would you rather get handed 30 K right now or play a week in the big leagues? No pay. no pay. 30k. 30k all day? Like would I rather you would... What position? Right you whatever position you would just get like if it was if the hypothetical was you got to be good at baseball and play for a week but if you put me on a on an MLB team for a week I think it'd be the most miserable week of your life. No that's no confidence. Dude.
Starting point is 00:22:06 You gotta bet on yourself. I would bet on myself personally. You would, like, say they put you out in outfield. You, what if they put you at third base? Yeah. You never know. You never know. What if I'm really sick though?
Starting point is 00:22:17 Just every single play just being a disaster for you? Yeah. You gotta bet on yourself. You could parlay that into hundreds of millions of dollars. Man. DH. You just have to be DH. No, you have to play the field. millions of dollars. Man. DH. You just have to be DH. No, I think you have to play the field.
Starting point is 00:22:27 No, no. For this hypothetical. I mean, it'd be cool to hang out with the guys, but the guys would hate you after one game. But you suck. Probably less than that. Probably less than that. Probably first practice.
Starting point is 00:22:37 Yeah, probably warmups. Yeah. What's my ERA though? If we took, if we extrapolated what that was against University of Chicago. Oh, I don't know. Oh. I think my ERA is what? I led in two runs. Yeah. Okay. So I have a nine, I have a nine, two innings. So I have a 9.0 ERA.
Starting point is 00:22:52 Yeah. That's better than a lot of big league players. There might be an unearned run there too. Yeah, that's true. Good point. Oh, no, it was a balk. Which is probably my fault as a pitcher. Yeah. Well, it was Jerry calling the balk. Yeah. But I mean, who knows? I've got that irrational confidence sometimes where it's like, you never know until you step
Starting point is 00:23:10 into a situation. Maybe you're just sick at it. We found that out with wakeboarding. That's a good point. Yeah, wakeboarding video. When is wakeboarding video coming out? I think it's out. It's out now?
Starting point is 00:23:19 It's already out. It is already out. It's already out. Hank was so chill in it. It was unreal how chill Hank was. We're not wakeboarders. We're not wakeboarders. I think we all knew it going into it too. We were like none of us will be good at this. I said I think maybe it's not in the video but I definitely said at 1.0% chance. One
Starting point is 00:23:38 person is good and it's the last person that any person is going to expect. But it was very chill vibes. It was. Hank has definitely got the wakeboarding bug. He's talking about it. He's thinking about it. Might be a Mount Rushmore punishment if you have to get up on a wakeboard for five minutes.
Starting point is 00:24:00 It'll never happen. It'll never happen. Hank, you think you can get up for five minutes? Yes. I mean, we talk about a rational confidence betting on yourself. Yes I thought I broke my wrist too turns out if you hold on too tight when you're wakeboarding you can seriously damage your wrists Yeah, I couldn't open a door. I was trying to open like, you know Coors light can and I had to ask people for help Nice tough. It was very sad like a 80 year old man. Can I say something It was very sad. I felt like an 80 year old man. Can I say something that was very sad? It was probably the most, I've worked my core
Starting point is 00:24:31 out in a long time and last night I googled which side is your appendix on because I thought my appendix was about to burst. Turns out my pain is on my left side, my appendix is on my right side. That's good. And it's all just because of weight. Yeah, it's just weight. But I was like, there's no way that I'm this sore two days after I must have an appendix about to burst. The trick is Hank, you're supposed to keep your arms straight when it pulls you up. You do have to keep your arms straight. If you bend your arms and use too much of your forearm muscle and then you can't open
Starting point is 00:24:59 up a water bottle afterwards. You gotta keep those arms straight. It's good to know. Straight as could be. Okay, anything else before we do our Mount Rushmore? We'll get some fire fest Anything else in the sports world? I saw that the all-star game is gonna have robot bartenders What yeah robot bartenders at the all-star game if you're a fan you want to drink you go up and a robot?
Starting point is 00:25:21 Pours your drink for you. Not only does the Fox are they still gonna ask not cletus I would love cletus probably gonna yeah, it's gonna spin around an iPad afterwards and ask you for a tip I heard that they're also gonna like wave you over and make small talk with you. Whoa, which is fucking creepy I'm very nervous that Christian. Yeltsin is gonna be in the home run derby Now we're starting to hit a lot of home run. We're good. We're fine. We're fine with that This could be the end of the podcast. He's a choke artist. That'd be actually funny if he won and we ended the podcast and our last episode was just like eight straight interviews that we did this week. Just dumped them all. Here you go. Yeah
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Starting point is 00:27:34 time. We're doing the Mount Rushmore of sandwiches. How have we never done this? I don't know. It's going to be contentious though. It is going to be contentious. I don't think it's going to be contentious. Well, it's going to be contentious because I feel like everyone's gonna have a stacked board Oh, so we're gonna have to go at each other's picks. It's all-time draft. Should we just say right now like hot dog now Like we're doing that. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. That's okay
Starting point is 00:27:56 I can think of like being contentious. I think if you say hot dog you deserve what's coming to you. Yeah, okay That's a good point. Okay, um Yeah. OK. That's a good point. OK. Free market decided. That's a good point. We also need to figure out what the punishment is, because we realize the calling thing is, well, great idea is not going to work, because you're basically illegally taping people. So let's figure out what the punishment is right now before we get too deep into Mount Rushmore season,
Starting point is 00:28:21 or at least throw out some ideas. No, or at least throw out some ideas that we can marinate on, and maybe we'll finalize it next week. I like- But we don't want to get so far deep into Mount Rushmore that if someone's way behind, they're like, I'm not doing that. I like the idea of sending somebody on a road trip that they don't want to go on. Okay. Like making them travel in the most inconvenient way possible to the worst destination for no reason.
Starting point is 00:28:43 Okay. Run a marathon. Fuck. No. That's not doing that. You completely twisted my words on that. Yeah. I'm just thinking of ideas. Yeah. Walk a marathon. What else we got? Send him to the Arctic Circle. What if I was also thinking like What if we all came up or personal punishments that would be good for streams? That would take a long time But also not be like the worst thing ever So you could like we could all come up with our own punishments and we could modify the other person's public
Starting point is 00:29:21 I'll put them together and then we'll have a group discussion about all and then we can tweak the punishments to make them all relatively right equal right. This should be a homework assignment right or next week. Yeah next week. Yeah because I was thinking about it like I would like if I did like something some ridiculous like basketball shooting thing that would take me hours and hours and hours like BFD you probably don't want to do that so we should figure out something like specific to each of us. Nah I think it's gonna be universal. Okay all right this is no bad idea. I actually don't mind Big Cat's ideas. But then we're back but then we're back to the situation where you get
Starting point is 00:29:56 upset because of the hot dogs because Big Cat and I are larger than you. Yeah right exactly you come you're the key complainer of anything you're always like oh you want to do that Well, yeah, you I mean you want to eat hot dogs. I don't want to eat so many hot dogs. I feel sick I I think we should think about it You're so dumb. You could have just been like hole-in-one stream For yourself. Yeah We should think for the viewers. Okay. Yeah, well you're being really un-chill
Starting point is 00:30:24 Your guys I think Hank doesn't Hank doesn't want to do homework. Yeah, and he just... Which is actually, to be fair, kind of chill. Look at your hat right now. Oh, shit. Not chill. Buddy. There we go.
Starting point is 00:30:38 Now you're chill. All right, let's go. Mount Rushmore of sandwiches. Who's up first? Matt. I'm up first. The standings, by the way, are... Max is on fire. He's been hot.
Starting point is 00:30:52 He's got 15 points. Your defense is terrifying. I have 14 points. PFT has 11. Hank has 10. Still very close. Yeah. Anyone's game.
Starting point is 00:30:59 Anyone's game. So that's why we got to figure out the punishment. Yep. What if we did that idea where we come up with that different ideas, but each person gets somebody else to think of the punishment for or draw out of hat ideas? No. So like I would come up with punishment for Hank. Oh, Hank
Starting point is 00:31:14 would come up with one for Max Max. You, you, me, something like that. Yeah. Hank gold two days out complaining, challenge impossible. You do it. I think I can. I also kind of like the idea if we did if we came up with like five or six and we did a buy hat. I like that idea. Yeah, we don't know what's gonna happen. You can't prepare for it. Yeah, we all submit an idea. And it's
Starting point is 00:31:39 like because I do think no matter what it is, the punishment should be something that we can easily stream so that people can get involved. Yep. That's what it has to be. We should all have one approved idea. Yeah. And it gets drawn at the end of this Mount Rushmore. Everyone come with two good ideas for Monday's show and then we'll whittle it down to the best four ideas. And then those go into a hat. And when we get to the end of Mount Rushmore season,
Starting point is 00:32:04 the loser draws out of a hat. Love it. Yeah, I love. Okay. Okay. All right. Great. All right. Who's up? I'm up. Cheese steak one one. Good pick. You can't. It's a good pick. It's good. Star. We is good pick. I just sandwich so good that we've made a brand off of this sandwich. I love cheese steaks. I was saying because I want one. Oh, yeah. Good pick. What do you, what do you thought I was going to? I don't know. I don't know. I was just, I was just, it sounds like you got, I don't
Starting point is 00:32:34 know. If the guy though. Yeah. Uh, I am, if I'm in Philly, I'm getting to Cooper sharp with onions, Cooper sharp, what Cooper Sharp. Wit. Yes. Wiz Wit. Part of my cheesesteak. All right. Shout out part of my cheesesteak. OK. My one-one, I'm going to go with an Italian. So by that, I mean it's got to have like three different kinds
Starting point is 00:32:56 of meats on it. Usually like a soppressata, a gabagool. Papparoni. Pursuit, maybe pepperoni on there. You get the hot peppers, the oil, the Italian shake, provolone. Some people put mozzarella, I like provolone, a little bit melted, toasted bun, spicy mustard.
Starting point is 00:33:12 Love it. Heavenly sandwich. Love it. Am I up? I believe I am. Yes, you are up. Chicken parm. Good pick. Done. I knew you were gonna go there. Cheese steak is my one-one. Chicken parm would be my one-two.
Starting point is 00:33:26 I had to go cheese steak, but if I didn't go cheese steak, I was gonna go chicken parm. Chicken parm is still good. And Italian was probably, it was up there. It's a loaded draft. This is a loaded draft. There's so many good options. There's gonna be some X-Fact-ers.
Starting point is 00:33:37 Yeah, yeah. Take hot dog. I'm gonna go with a Cubano. Okay. Oh, okay. Interesting. No, I do like that sandwich. I didn't have it on my board. Not I really like that sandwich I didn't I didn't think Yeah, I had it on my big board as like a break glass in case of emergency my my board is shattered Did you only have chicken barb cheese steak in Italian I
Starting point is 00:34:03 Got some other ones, but that was a majority. Three, three, and then we'll go with BLT. Okay. Okay. Classic. Okay. Never fails. Okay. Some of these sandwiches, you can get bad versions of them. It's almost impossible to get a bad version of a BLT. Yep. I'm happy because I got my second pick. Big bacon, egg and cheese. Yeah, good. That one. It's really good. I, egg, and cheese. Yep. Good pick.
Starting point is 00:34:25 That's really good one. It's just the classic. What? What was that face? Breakfast sandwich, yeah. What did you say? What was the second word you said there? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:34:33 That's a breakfast sandwich. Wait, were you trying to make the case that it wasn't a sandwich? It's 100% a sandwich. I haven't said a word. But you gave us. All right, restart the clock. Hank, not complaining.
Starting point is 00:34:43 I didn't. I don't think that's what that is. Gaslighting of murder. Hank takes advantage. If you're a. All right, restart the clock. Hank, not complaining. I didn't. I don't think that's what the gaslighting of America. Hank takes advantage. If you're a podcast only listener, Hank takes advantage of you so much because you don't see his face. There's actually probably someone just who's never watched us. You give him. They're like, they're so mean to Hank. It's like you didn't see his face. Yeah. What? Go watch the video. I said bacon, egg and cheese. You did a thinking you did a face when I did bacon, egg and cheese. Okay, I think did a face when I did bacon egg and cheese
Starting point is 00:35:06 Okay, I think that's a good pick. Thank you. Yeah, I mean you guys both definitely had it on your list Yeah, I actually I had that on there, but I also had with the hash brown on it Oh, I like it when you add the high for sure that gives a little crisp to it Yeah, all right. This is great cuz I got I got my number two overall pick Wow here This is great because I got my number two overall pick. Wow. I thought Cubano was your number two overall. I did have Cubano on my list, which is a good sandwich. It's a great sandwich.
Starting point is 00:35:31 A Cubano is a really good sandwich. I'm also curious. It's not first round. Hey, how many Cubanos have you had? So many. Chef? Are you just in a Cubano phase right now though? Because that's the other thing about you.
Starting point is 00:35:40 You're a phase eater. Huge phase eater. Yeah. When you, I realized this probably like five or six years ago. I can't remember what it might have been meatball now, say she was taking cheese, you're a steak and cheese every single day for like three weeks and then I didn't see you with the steak and cheese for the rest of the year and I was like what happened? You're like I like to eat in phases and I just go as hard as I can
Starting point is 00:36:02 and then I stop on the same exactly with music. I find a song I like, I listen to it every day over and over again and then I just... Actually people are like that with food too. Yeah, no I do it a little bit but Hank does it to an extreme where he won't look at it for the rest of the year. The movie, I watched a movie, it's called Chef, right? Yeah, yeah Chef. I watched that movie and it was in a Cubano phase for a long time.
Starting point is 00:36:21 So are you in a Cubano phase right now? No. Okay. But I'm open if there's good Cubanos in in Chicago. I haven't really tried to fall back in. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. I'm psyched about this one number two peanut butter jelly Yeah, and I'd like to stipulate that contains uncrustables as well. Hmm. Well, no, no, you can't put that on the ground That's not a sandwich. It's peanut butter and jelly. Oh, it's peanut butter and jelly.
Starting point is 00:36:47 It's a sandwich that needs two bread, cheese and bread. Peanut butter and jelly is so good. Yeah. So yeah, put that on, yeah, you should have an uncrustables as your pick. A great part of being a parent is getting back into peanut butter and jellies
Starting point is 00:36:57 because you don't make peanut butter and jellies as like an adult. Yeah. And now I make them all the time and I'm just little toasted bread. Yeah, and there's leftovers from your kids. Just grab those pop of best. We can keep this going. I'm going to go grill cheese.
Starting point is 00:37:09 Yeah. Same. Yeah. I had sort of same sort of. I had those weighed pretty much. Yeah, they're nostalgic sandwiches that are really good every time you have, especially chef like you, you brought it up. The you get a couple of different types cheese. And there's different options. You can add a slice of tomato in there, maybe a slice like that. Was that all melt shop in New York? I used to be. That was a big phase of mine. And then I didn't think that this one would fall turkey club.
Starting point is 00:37:37 Okay. Now I will say a turkey club has the potential on the low end to be very dry. Mm hmm. Mayo. I'm saying on the low end, it can be very dry. I love a turkey club. Yeah. Like a turkey. I like, I like a, I wasn't going to say I like more than a BLT. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:37:56 That's fine. Cause turkey club implies that it's got bacon on it too. Oh yeah. Yes. That's yeah. You take a BLT with turkey. Yeah. Turkey club.
Starting point is 00:38:03 Club sandwich. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. My turn. Yeah. Yeah. Okay My turn. Yeah, I love this ice cream ice cream sandwich Dessert sandwich nice. We're mixing it up. Yeah, okay. No, all the ice cream said I I was in a big ice cream sandwich phase for about I'd say five years when I was in New York. Yep. Good pick
Starting point is 00:38:25 All right about, I'd say five years when I was in New York. Yep, good pick. All right, I'll go Italian beef. Love Italian beef. Yep. What is that, not a sandwich? No, I was, I was. If I could say anything. Holy shit, I was just making, I thought, I took me a second to process that was different
Starting point is 00:38:39 than Italian, like when I heard Italian. Oh yeah, okay, okay, okay, that's fair, that's fair. Hey, that's fair, hey, that's fair. We're not. The Jordan. Yeah. Yeah. We're nothing but fair on this. We are fair. Yeah, we are. We are fair. I'm going to go with chicken club much better than a turkey club. Much better. Chicken club. I love it. Okay. I love it. I mean, I lost this draft, but Okay, I love it. I mean I lost this draft but uh It's go Reuben, okay Had Reuben on the way kind of meets on a ruby what happened in this track? I think I have a good board. No, I don't what kind of music Reuben where you have Cubano BLT a
Starting point is 00:39:23 chicken BLT, a chicken BLT. Chicken club. Chicken BLT. Yeah, I wish I could change that last one. Where would you say this draft went wrong for you? No, Ruben is good. There, Matt. Hank. What? Where would you say this draft went wrong for you?
Starting point is 00:39:38 Going last and getting my top five picks all taken. But how did you not know? Wait a minute, wait a minute. Cheesesteak, Italian, and chicken parm were always going to go one, two, three. I was confused. There was a second where I like they're like, I didn't know how this was going to go. I thought people would think cheesesteak was a sub. So they were going to take us and chicken parm to like a sub is harm is better as, as a non sandwich. Like chicken parm is infinitely better as
Starting point is 00:40:03 just chicken parm chicken parm sandwich infinitely better as just chicken parm I don't know I'm saying which like how often you order chicken I didn't think it was gonna I thought it was gonna get to you thought you thought chicken parm and cheesesteak were like underrated low-key sandwiches no I just thought you guys might have thought them as sub so you would take them you were talking trash and then you were saying how upset you were that they didn't get. He thought he outsmarted us. We never would have. He thought you guys were going to have more deli sandwiches. I thought he had some hidden gems with cheesesteak. I don't know. When we did say I literally wrote down when we were like we're doing sandwiches. I just started doing a brain dump and it was
Starting point is 00:40:44 Italian chicken parm, cheesesteak and grilled cheese. Those are the first four I wrote down and then went from there. So I have my last. I love you, Hank. Others do your chill. You're chill right now. You are not a food. I mean, we've gone over this like you're not a food. You you've probably had 100 times more sandwich. Every time we do one of the worst guys to keep doing, we're gonna keep doing food. Every time you order a sandwich, you order to order one. You're ten years older. A hundred times. That's a lot of sandwiches. A hundred times more times more though. He's how much
Starting point is 00:41:17 older? Ten years older, 365 times to suit. So hey, wait, you think he eats two more sandwiches? He's a new sandwich is a day. Hey, Hank, hold on. So how how how many sandwiches do you think you how old are you? 31. How many sandwiches you think you eat a year? 150 200 200 200. Alright, so and then we'll alright, so let's say let's say 200. You think I've eaten 560,000 sandwiches, which would mean, which would mean I'll go same same math that I eat 15,000 555 sandwiches a year.
Starting point is 00:42:04 All right, so it's probably closer to six or two sandwiches a day. Ten times, we all ten times. Alright, I'll go. It's my pick. Buffalo chicken sub. Yep. Okay, that was I love it. That was a good one. Best. Those are honestly every time what nothing. What I honestly every time what nothing what I can't even exist. What yeah, I was the problem. What's the problem with? I was a joke. That was no wasn't no
Starting point is 00:42:39 buffalo chicken subs. Great. I prefer the barber barber couple. Well, I knew you were gonna pick buffalo chicken sub because you can't take any spicy right. Yeah, I was I've gotten better at that though. One of my over. I'm a hungover spicy guy now since we were really yeah, but it does something to me. Yeah, so you sweat it out a little bit. Yeah, we were talking about uh doing two sandwiches. My favorite combo is doing a cheesesteak and a buffalo chicken because it's like a little something different. See, no, I don't do that. If I'm doing two, I'll go a hot and a cold. Oh, because it's like a little something different. See, no, I don't do that. If I'm doing two, I'll go a hot and a cold. Oh, because it's like, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:43:08 Italian buffalo chicken. Yeah, I don't hate that. That's a good word. Yeah. All right. I'm conflicted on my last one here because I've got a personal favorite that I feel like it might be one of the best sandwiches in the world. Go with it. So I'm going to go with it. Uh, Banh Mi, the Vietnamese sandwich. It's so fucked I think it's rated as like the best sandwich in the world. I read that in places by foodies people that like food But yeah, it's like it's good sandwich pork. It's cilantro. It's got marinated carrots. It's got some sort of sauce on whatever it is
Starting point is 00:43:38 It's awesome. Yeah, it's neat. I would say it's worthy of a first-round grade. So this is my this might you're calling your shop still a resistance. Yeah. If we know anything though, it'll be probably aren't gonna. Well, I've never heard of it. They were they were upset that I picked duck. Yeah, that's true. Very upset. If Hank has never heard of it. It's probably good. Yeah. Well, Gogi as well. Well, Gogi is excellent. I know Max isn't gonna pick that. No, I'm not. I have I was really hoping you were going to pick one of my two. I have two in my head that I, they could
Starting point is 00:44:09 be two of my favorites, they could have been my first pick. But I have to. Memes, you decide which one you should pick. No, I'm going to go meatball. I'm going to go meatball. What was the other one? I should have just picked the French dip. The French dip.
Starting point is 00:44:21 OK, you made the right choice, probably. Oh, a French dip is so good, though. French dip is very good. I should have done meatball instead of Reuben Okay, you made the right choice. Probably. Oh, French dip is so good though. But it's all is. I should have done meatball. So Ruben, I don't know why I didn't you max was gonna take me. Yeah, obviously. I was actually a second draft in a row taking meatballs. I think. No. Yeah. And I've gotten great value both times. Yeah. All right. With a lot of lot of lot on the board. Yeah. For me. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:44:44 Nashville hot chicken would be up to I was I was that in the bond me at the I thought about a po boy in the snow. Boy, I had on there tuna. That's a chain. So tune to salad of the center tuna melt. I love it personally love a tuna melt, but that won't look good on a graph. I like chicken salad is very good. I don't like a chicken salad sandwich, though. I'm okay with chicken salad. I love it with some chips in it. Yes, crunch. I do love peanut salad sandwich though. I'm okay with chicken salad. I love it with some chips in it. Yeah It's so good. I do love peanut butter and jelly. I also love peanut butter and fluff and
Starting point is 00:45:11 Peanut butter and banana sausage and cheese also would be kind of a cop-out move It's like doing like chicken club when someone said turkey club, but that's fine. What about a hamburger? I mean I did fucking I did I did 50 did sex like it's Hank you'd not chill right now, um, what okay so max says makes comment then I make comment Got your back got it. Yeah, you're right. No, I was just saying I was thinking about doing sausage egg and cheese, but It was a little close to a bacon egg. Yeah, you didn't do yeah beef on wek would've been good, too Yep, beef on wek
Starting point is 00:45:47 So that is what is that? It's a buffalo thing buff. You've been a buffalo with us. Yeah, I never got like a When we go to Buffalo, we only get we go to wingnuts Yeah, right for lunch and dinner every day pulled pork pork's very good Yeah, a Philly roast pork sandwich is like one of the best sandwiches that you can yeah, it is good broccoli Rob on there A Philly roast pork sandwich is like one of the best sandwiches that you can get. Yes, it is. It's so good. Is there a Broccoli Rob on there? No, not Delasandros. Why am I blanking on this?
Starting point is 00:46:11 Steve's? No, what the fuck? Why am I blanking on this? Arby's? John's Roast Pork. John's Roast Pork. I think Delasandros is where we got it from. It's good.
Starting point is 00:46:19 Well, Delasandros is a big cheese steak spot. Yeah, it was very good. Sausages and peppers, that's kind of a, no, that's kind of hot dog. Hot dog. I do, that is a good sub. Sausage and peppers, I think it's a little different. It's on a, because the peppers make it more, yeah. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:46:36 I had it on there, but it's too close to a hot dog. Hamburger, I was thinking about it. It's the same thing as a hot dog. You can't do it. It's not a sandwich. Tip of the cap to a hamburger. I also thought like, how different are subs and sandwiches? Are they the same thing? Are hot dog. You can't do it. It's not a sandwich. Tip of the cap to a hamburger. I also thought like, how's a different, or subs and sandwiches, are the same thing? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:46:47 Are you still on this? What? I mean, I call it a hoagie, but I'm not going to be the one that... But it's crazy you're still on this because... Because a hot dog is the same thing. But again, you would have picked all the subs. I know. So you're... you agree with us that our picks were correct, but now that you didn't get them, you're like, I'm
Starting point is 00:47:05 just, I'm an acquiring my also a Cubano is on like a subtype role. Yeah. You're one one. Yeah. Once, once the flood gates opened and I jumped in Cubano. If we had done this draft again and we're like pink, you get the first three picks, you would have gone Italian chicken parm cheese. No, I got my one too. Cubano in the first I love it you buy a good sandwich Yeah, it's fair. It's not. Yeah. I've seen chef. It's a great movie panini. Yeah, panini sandwich is good Yeah, you gotta you gotta say like a like a chicken pesto panini. I was gonna say I like a turkey sun-dried tomato Yeah, that's a good one as well. Yeah, that's a good one I love how animated max gets about these food drafts. Food drafts are great.
Starting point is 00:47:45 We should keep them coming. What about the, what's the sandwich with no meat? Loaded ball era. Yeah. Yeah. I'm serving up meatballs. Not for Hank. He couldn't.
Starting point is 00:47:57 What's the, what is it? Is it, I don't even know what the name of it is when it's just fresh mozzarella and tomato. Oh, caprese? Yeah, that's a good one. Listen, I eat meat on every single meal, but that's the one time I'll be like, that's fine. It's the Italian grilled cheese.
Starting point is 00:48:11 Yeah, you get the balsamic. Except for it's not grilled, but it's good. It's fresh. It tastes fresh. Yes, fresh. Fresh, yeah. Ham and cheese, not bad. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:48:22 I like ham and cheese. Ham and cheese is one of those ones that like once a year, I'll be like, man, I really want a ham and cheese. bad yeah okay I'm a cheese ham and cheese is one of those ones that like once a year I'd be like man I really want a ham and cheese kind of like baloney I thought you're gonna say cocaine well Mortadella has changed the game with baloney you can get a mortadella sandwich and that's the same thing as baloney but you it's every now and then I'm like yeah I kind of want a baloney sandwich try baloney butter and fluff I said like, I kind of want a bologna sandwich. Try bologna sandwich. Peanut butter and fluff. I said that. Yeah, I said that. Some peanut butter and fluff and peanut butter and banana.
Starting point is 00:48:49 Banana's good, yeah. Peanut butter and banana's the lead. Mayo. Just mayo sandwich? Just mayo? So you have BLT, mayo. I'm choked. BLT's a great pick.
Starting point is 00:49:00 There's more than one. You can build around BLT. I did. Yeah. Well. What was it again? Cubano, BLT. I did. Yeah. Well, was it again? Cubano BLT chicken club. Ruben. That's a great draft. You guys. What's the last time you had a Ruben? Well, never. Yeah, that's the thing. Like I kept asking
Starting point is 00:49:15 Hey, what meat is on a Ruben and he never answered beef. Kind of right? No, no. Corned beef, right? Pastrami is another sandwich once or twice. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Past, it's corned beef. Corned beef, right? Pastrami is a good sandwich. Pastrami's another sandwich once or twice a year. Papasrami. Papasrami's melted Swiss cheese, pickles, and mustard. Are there any we're forgetting? There's probably a lot. There's probably tons of them.
Starting point is 00:49:33 Yeah. We're forgetting them. Tuna melt was one that I actually thought would have gone in the straf. Yeah. I love a tuna melt, but there's so many people that hate tuna melts. Yeah, I feel like tuna just gets a bad rap because of the smell.
Starting point is 00:49:43 And people complain about it. Because if you break out tuna, yeah, it does. Like you should only eat tuna at home, but eating tuna at home is great. Yeah. Like I eat tuna, it's a great sandwich. Shane gets a tuna sandwich once a week. Yeah, that he's he should be impressed. Yeah, you can't do that at work. You did it at home.
Starting point is 00:50:00 He also, there's one place that he's found that doesn't put it's only tuna and mayo they don't put celery in it. Oh and he refuses to eat anything with any tuna that has like anything but tuna and mayo. Oh no you gotta go celery onions, sometimes carrots. Yeah. He like he gets disgusted when he orders tuna and it comes with anything but tuna. Oh, another one that's like, uh, every now and then, like every three months, egg salad sandwich craving for it. I don't like the egg salad. I love an egg salad sandwich. I thought of it. Every sandwich. God damn it. We are. We literally are saying about what about pimento cheese? Never. No, I think pimento cheese is overrated.
Starting point is 00:50:45 Never had one. That's my take. I like a roast beef, just like a col- like a- There's better cheese. The problem with pimento cheese is there's absolutely no crunch or like hard factor in there. It's just soft. Soft ass sandwich.
Starting point is 00:50:58 Right. Any other sandwiches we love, Max? I don't know. A regular turkey. Yeah, well I was going between that but a turkey club just adds the bacon. Yeah, no it's true. A regular roast beef. Good sandwich. I don't think anyone took just fried chicken sandwich right? Mmm. That was a big mess. Like a chipotle. Yeah, that's a big miss. Yeah. That's actually a huge, huge mess. Yeah. A taco sandwich? Taco sandwich. Torta. Chalupa mess. Oh, yeah a taco sandwich taco sandwich
Starting point is 00:51:29 Chalupa never had a sub different wraps are not sandwiches I just wanted on the record you were gonna take all the subs, but because you didn't get one you're mad No, I'm just trying to figure out what bread counts as a sandwich and what bread doesn't Like a wrap like a taco is not a sandwich but a sub is. Correct. Okay. I feel like we've been pretty consistent on that. And again, you would have picked all the subs. I wasn't. I wasn't. Would you have picked all the subs? Yeah. My list was chicken parm, steak and cheese, Italian. What about a euro? Does that count as a sandwich? No. Just like a normal chicken cutlet like yeah That's that's probably one that great. I guess it's I guess chicken club chicken club
Starting point is 00:52:11 Lunchables are pretty good too lunchables are good. It's just crazy It's just fine to find it funny that I'm like you guys rattle off a thousand sandwiches But the only one that I brought up max is like, oh chicken club well You just did that you you said why you did that no you made me think like you said Turco I was like actually chicken clubs better so I picked it but it's because PFT said during sex yeah the sex that's why you said you're holding on to this no that's like yeah it's like there's no you know
Starting point is 00:52:41 there's there's clearly no it's not a gentleman's rush more anymore well I lost I've never been a gentleman's rush more anymore. Well, I lost. I've never been a gentleman's rush for a pack of my day. I, I at least I used to think, what are you? I lost that because I started loading the teams together. Honestly, if I could go back and do one thing to change the course of part of my take, my answer would be to never do the pizza topping draft from that moment on. Yeah. Hank has been the biggest baby about my rush for, My answer would be to never do the pizza topping draft from that moment on.
Starting point is 00:53:08 Yeah. Hank has been the biggest baby about my rush for the season. You guys ruined the integrity of the sport. We were trying to help you. In our history, we were trying to help you. You had lost so many drafts in a row. You guys ruined the integrity of the sport. Double anchovies. No double olives. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:53:21 Hank also just said you stack the teams. Your teammate last year is in first place right now Long season buddy, yeah, but like you you can't just be like you stack the tea like That had nothing to do with the person it was the two hosts you idiot. They're still they're still ho yeah But then other they're on the same team is different, but that's the whole point You just proved my point okay Hank I think that I think the comments are gonna say you're being a baby I don't give so what did say that we're getting along like they listen to Wednesday show
Starting point is 00:54:01 they're like you guys are getting along too well. Like fix this. Start shitting on Hank on Wednesday. Maybe it was Max's. Like they don't like that. Max's we're getting along with Max. It is what it is. I'm used to it. Yeah. I mean, you take the bullets for it. Yeah. Yeah. Happy to do. That's what you're here for. I don't think you're happy to do it. You also have had the best run ever. You had to know that people were going to find. Yeah. I mean, look at this background. Look where we are. We're going to golf. When? No. All right. Good Mount Rushmore boys. Great Mount Rushmore. All right. We're going to get to Blake and Josh in a second. They're brought to you by Coors light. I love Coors light. Got some right next to me here. Mountains are blue. Mountains are very blue in Tahoe this week. Before all the hustle of football season, part of my take is headed west. It's our first ever chill week. With the help of Coors Light, we're hosting interviews with fellow golf lovers in town, enjoying the summer fun that Tahoe has to offer, and most of all, choosing
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Starting point is 00:56:05 You were just telling me about it. There's, I think, what do we have? Three? Yeah, we had three. We kind of had three really good ones. I'll do the first one. You do the second. OK.
Starting point is 00:56:14 I'll say the third one at the same time. You make us laugh. OK. Yeah. We do. You're funny. Yeah. It's kind of the same as number one.
Starting point is 00:56:22 And you're ugly as shit. Oh, yeah. OK, OK. That's good. It makes us of the same as number one. Number one. You're ugly as shit. Oh yeah. Okay, okay. That's good. Makes us feel better knowing that you guys are funny, but you're also ugly as shit. Yeah, I think that's valid.
Starting point is 00:56:33 That's valid criticism. Blake, I saw you were just on our good friend Stavi's podcast. That was very funny. He asked you what you were gonna plug. Like were you there to plug anything? And you said, just think about me from time to time. It's true, that's true. Forget it, man. Don't forget Blake Griffin. I'm on board with that message. In fact, I'll
Starting point is 00:56:50 go one further. We're gonna plug Blake's top, was it like top 48 dunks compilation on YouTube? Oh, cool. Go watch that. Go watch that YouTube clip of Blake. What about you, Josh? You want to plug anything? What about all your work in the community? I will also plug his top 48 dunks. Yeah. Yeah. Really nice. If we could about all your work in the I will also plug his top 48. Yeah We could talk about your work in the community We could yeah, did you ever see that clip? The bills when we were at the bills training camp last year. They came up to us the bills PR They're like hey, can we do a quick interview with you guys and we're like, yeah, sure and they were like Can you guys talk about Josh's work in the community and we're just like yeah, dude
Starting point is 00:57:24 Like he's all the work he does in the community? And we're just like, yeah dude, like he's, all the work he does in the community is incredible. Like we don't know what you do. We're just, we're just saying. That's how Greg, he has appreciated it. I'm like, dude, no one does more for the community. I'm assuming it's- I would actually also like to plug his work in the community.
Starting point is 00:57:37 I would assume that it's good work in the community. So we're like, yeah, we appreciate it, but I don't know. It's good work. If you're out there like bulldozing schools or something. It's very good work, actually. Yeah. He's like, yeah, we appreciate it. But I don't know. It's good work. It's very good work. Yeah. He's like, Josh, that one flipped me off. Josh Allen burned down a library yesterday.
Starting point is 00:57:51 All right, so we're here for the American Century Championship out in Lake Tahoe. The tournament you can watch on NBC, it's going to be awesome. How are we feeling about our golf game? I'll start with you, Josh. Feeling OK. Every year I've come to this, I think this is my fourth or fifth year. Okay.
Starting point is 00:58:07 And I've gotten better every single year. Yeah. So just got to keep going. What's the highest you finished? I think I was like mid-40s last year. What was the lowest? Oh, probably like 90 something. Okay.
Starting point is 00:58:19 Yeah. So we're looking to improve this year? 30s? Looking to improve. You gave me in the 30s? Yep. That's a good, good, because that means I'm probably shooting anywhere from 75 to 80. Just we're looking to improve this year 30s looking to approve you you give me in the 30s. Yep That's a good good cuz that means I'm probably shooting anywhere from 75 to 80 Yeah I heard that you were actually getting too good at golf. Keon Coleman said that you're so good at golf that you won't golf with him
Starting point is 00:58:38 It's Keon. Yeah, he's got to earn his stripes. Yeah, he's got to earn his stripes, you know rookie. That's Keon He's got to earn his stripes. Yeah, he's got to earn his stripes, you know rookie. That's Keon Like you remember Keon. I tell you what if I had a nickel every time Keon didn't want to play He's a clip machine though. It is a clip machine. I'll tell you what we went to Topgolf and The dude can actually swing he swings it hard and it goes a long way, but you don't know where it's going Yeah, but he's actually got a decent swing for saying he can't play Yeah, Keon is you should know Keon Blake because he's a perfect guy for the NBA to NFL NFL to NBA thing Oh, yeah Yeah average like one point a game at Michigan State and then he was an incredible wide receiver of Florida State
Starting point is 00:59:16 By the way guys who average one two three are getting drafted. Yeah, that's true Off potential it is that is that funny funny. That's not funny. That's not funny. That's true. That is true. Why is that funny? Why is that funny? It's off potential. It is. Why is that funny? That's not funny. That's not funny. That's true though. They do get dropped. Alright, so Blake, how's your golf game? I'm more of a Kion type of golfer. I, you know, you never know where it's going. Range felt good today, but...
Starting point is 00:59:40 It looks good. Thanks, man. Thanks. Yeah, I need that. I need every bit of confidence. This is my first time. So we'll see. Yeah. But you've been playing. I mean, you're retired. So you've been playing golf nonstop. I have been playing a lot more. What's your handicap? It's a young 1212. Oh, 1212 13 13. But you never know. It's 15. You just might step out there and be sick. Yeah, yeah, you could just be awesome that day.
Starting point is 01:00:06 Listen, I'm just hoping to eliminate double bogeys. Bogeys don't kill you, right? Is that what it is? Bogeys are fine. Bogeys are zero. Doubles are minus 2. And then you pick it up after a double bogey. Plus 3 for hitting someone in the crowd.
Starting point is 01:00:19 I'm starting negative 3? Yeah. No, it's plus 3. You get points for hitting people. Oh, sweet. Yeah. So we're fine. Yeah, so for hitting people. Oh, sweet. Yeah. Yeah, so you're good. You're good.
Starting point is 01:00:28 Also just cheat. There's no rules against cheating. Yeah. Well, I think they're actually, I think all the rules are against cheating. And golf is like the one sport you're really not supposed to cheat. Every single rule actually is against cheating.
Starting point is 01:00:40 Right, because it takes away guys like me who shot a 72 at Shinnecock. It's like, congrats. By the way, people don't talk about that at all. Thank you. Thank you. People don't talk about that at all. Yeah, it was a hell of a day. Right because it takes away guys like me who shot a 72 at Shinnecock. It's like Yeah, it was a hell of a day I was feeling it I was feeling it which one of you guys could play the other guy sport Better. Hmm. He could play football better Did you play basketball a little bit? Yeah, that means no through my through high school. Okay. Yeah, so you obviously you can dunk easily No through my through high school. Okay. Yeah, so you obviously you can dunk easily Wait camp not not like war not like him. Well, I don't know I could I'm a rim grazers
Starting point is 01:01:18 Yeah, I can do it to like a two hand every once in a while have you guys heard about Hank is trying to dunk I have how's that going? What do you think is holding your back? He's maybe genetics. Yeah. Are you doing those like you remember those old basketball age? Yeah. Booze. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:01:41 Okay. Summer summer. I'm just going to walk in in September. Booze. Yeah, okay summer summer summer I'm just gonna walk in and Timbers actually a couple inches vertical. We're like Here we just got to get to like here so you're crazy. Oh, okay. I can touch the rim I can almost grab what can you palm ball yet? No wait? This is not Duncan You're not palm in the ball. Yeah, you gotta get palm the balls? Yeah, no wait, this is not dunking. If you're not palm the ball, you gotta get here. Yeah, if you can't palm the ball, it's time to get here. You know, Wamp City.
Starting point is 01:02:07 Oh yeah, oh, oh, yeah, my bad dude. There's a few dunks of his on the Top 48 that technically he'd never touched the rim. That is true, thanks man. I think it was against the Sixers. They don't always have to touch the rim. Do you remember now against the Sixers? It was like two plays in a row where Chris Paul just threw it up to you. With the back to back windmills. Back to back windmills. Back-to-back windmills. That
Starting point is 01:02:27 must have felt sick. You probably felt like, God. Yeah, it was fun. Just floating. Honestly, I can't, it feels pretty cool. Yeah, it feels pretty cool. It's gotta be awesome. Can't do it anymore though. More of a ground walker now. Yeah. Just kind of keep it on the ground. Blake, I saw you were signing autographs and you know, you signed every single autograph except one Yeah, did you miss that one intentionally? Wait, did I actually yeah? But he showed up a little bit late and it was the only reason I noticed it was the only one that was a piston Jersey There's a picture of you in a business Jersey he like came in at the end. Oh, yeah. to God. I signed four Pistons cards. No, it was a picture of you in a Pistons jersey.
Starting point is 01:03:05 He, like, came in at the end. Oh, yeah, because he has the blue marker. I don't sign with the blue marker. You don't sign with the blue marker. Another thing. You didn't see him, but I just saw it. And I was like, that's funny if he was just not going to sign Pistons jerseys.
Starting point is 01:03:17 I signed another Pistons jersey. Yeah, you did sign everything. Hank, just out of another reason why I can't talk. No, I was in bed watching videos last night. And I came across your return to against the Clippers as the Pistons. Oh yeah. What a game. Oh thanks man. Yeah. Thanks Hank. Good job Hank. Inspirational stuff. Clipper for life. We're gonna get back to Blake and Josh in a second. They're brought to you by Pardon My Cheese Steak with a special announcement. We just added a new limited
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Starting point is 01:04:39 you made another man there's an alpha move. Yeah, on the Jaguars. You beat him out. Yeah. You don't watch any football. By the way, by the way, congrats, man. You literally made a guy change it. You're so good, you made a guy change his name. He knows like, you know, some guys get to a new team and they want the jersey, so they pay the money for the jersey. He was trying to pay me for my name,
Starting point is 01:04:59 but I just, I wouldn't take it. Yeah. That was smart. Smart. Well, Blake, you made Brooks change his name. Yeah, that's right Yeah, yeah, it's a blaze now Blake. Yeah, who was the last last year's Blake of the year Bortles? It's coming up next week. So no Brooks never Do a phone call again and Brooks has the British open
Starting point is 01:05:19 He just gets screwed every year that might be good then cuz if we depending on what time of day that might be in the afternoon Yeah, I in the afternoon. Yeah, maybe. Just let him down softly, or do you just drop the camera? No, he's getting, he actually is getting, each year you can see the progression of it eating away at him. He's like, I have not won one.
Starting point is 01:05:34 What does it take to be a Blake? It's just really just the vibes. I felt like I would have answered that. Oh, OK, yeah, that's true. You go, Blake. We totally Blake. It was like, if it was like the guy named Blake. What what does it take to be a Blake that's a great question I think just divide question I so what does it take to be a Blake? Dan will answer it. Good question yeah great answer. Alright what does it take to be a Blake?
Starting point is 01:05:55 I just said it oh I mean just you got to do a lot of good work in the community yep facts you you have to make somebody change their name. By the way, you're on track. You're close. And then, I don't know, man, third, I guess. I think that's probably it. From our perspective, it's being insanely good at something, professional sport, but still being a regular guy.
Starting point is 01:06:22 Like Blake and Brooks and Blake Bortles all reached the top of their profession and they were just the same guys. Just a couple of regulars. Yeah, so it's pretty cool. It's a compliment to be a Blake. Yeah, there have been people that are asking me if my dog is gonna be in Blake of the Year.
Starting point is 01:06:38 I'm formally announcing my dog Blake will not be in Blake of the Year this year. I think he's eligible for a comeback Blake of the Year. Yeah, he might be. He had double elbow surgery. Oh god. You gotta earn that. I'm not laughing at that. No, I mean it's funny to say when a dog has a double elbow surgery. I love dogs.
Starting point is 01:06:57 Dogs? I love dogs. He's good. That's the hardest I've ever seen you laugh. We were hanging in that Sarah McLaughlin commercial came on, he just died laughing. He loved it. Turn this shit up real quick. If there's one thing I'm, It's much more comedy. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:07:12 How many dogs are you? If you have a favorite dog on three, one, two, three, Dober, yep. Oh, okay, that's fair. That felt like a simp, like a pity. Dober, my dog. Yeah, I don't know,
Starting point is 01:07:21 I just felt like that's what you're going with. Yeah, do you have any dogs, Josh? It's hard to tell who he's looking at. Yeah, Josh, I'm't know. I just felt like that's what you're going with. Do you have any dogs, Josh? It's hard to tell who he's looking at. Yeah, Josh. I'm talking to Josh. But you're looking over here. Do you have any dogs? Talking to me? I'm talking to Josh.
Starting point is 01:07:33 I do not, not right now. Oh, so you don't really love dogs? Yeah. I do love dogs. Yeah. Blake, do you have any dogs? Yeah. Got a cream golden retriever. Oh, you really love dogs. What's his name? Her name.
Starting point is 01:07:43 That's insane, man. Oh, no. That's insane. Retriever, retriever, sir. Talk about his name? Her name. That's saying retriever gold. Talk about bad work in the community. Her name. Gold retrievers are guys. Honey. Honey. Beautiful. What's her name? Honey. Honey. Beautiful dog. Okay. Are you gonna get a dog, Josh? You're just planning on it? Planning on it. Okay. Like adopt or are you gonna shop? You're gonna adopt, adopt, adopt. Definitely adopt. Good thing about when you adopt a dog
Starting point is 01:08:08 is their elbows are great. They're fantastic elbows. Yeah, probably. Some of the best elbows out there. Were they the same legs, the same front leg and back leg? Or were they staggered? Both his front, so in the back they got knees,
Starting point is 01:08:19 and in the front they got elbows. Really? Yeah, so he had like double Tommy John. So he was gonna come back throwing harder than ever. Smart. Yeah. Double Tommy John. Worked in the air.
Starting point is 01:08:29 Yeah. Walking around. Yeah, no, he's a beast. What do you guys say to, oftentimes we get some criticism on this podcast that we glaze you guys a little too much. Oh, wow. What do we say to that?
Starting point is 01:08:41 It's kind of bullshit because we love you guys, but the haters are always like, like oh you're gonna glaze your boys You're just gonna say they're awesome. I'll tell you what I'm a sucker for glazed donut. Yeah Yeah, by the way glazed donuts It's pretty much it right yeah Encompasses the whole glaze you need something to come back at them though. No. No we don't No, I know we don't why can't you boost your boys up though? Why can't you boost your boys up? Yeah, it's crazy. You know what next time that happens. I'll tweet something. All right, maybe yeah Yeah, we did the glazing accusations were an all-time high last year. Yeah, they're crazy. Yeah
Starting point is 01:09:16 I feel like it's backwards when you talk about glazing cuz you know glazing you can Understand what that means. No, but when you're somebody yeah, explain it to us ejaculate. Oh No, I didn't know that's on a donor. Yeah, they're saying Coming in reality we it would make more sense if we were the ones getting glazed Oh, we're doing is talking good about you guys put on some nice like librarian glasses. Yeah We're getting glazed by you guys. So actually they've got it wrong. Now they seem like the dumb ones. Reverse glazers. All right, I'll ask an easier question.
Starting point is 01:09:53 Josh, you very much want to win a Super Bowl with the Bills. Bring the Bills. Super Bowl would be incredible. Have you thought, this is a new move, have you thought about retiring and then the Bills will win a Super Bowl because that's kind of a thing that's going around if you retire the team you were last on wins? Sometimes you gotta make a sacrifice. Oh you're gonna answer. If that's what it took I would do it. Oh wow that's huge for the Bills. If I could can I guarantee it because that's what Blake did he guaranteed it. Yeah yeah I would do it. He's like, I'm gonna do this. I love how you said I'm gonna, we're gonna ease your
Starting point is 01:10:28 question and just shit on me. That's I mean, that's an old trick of the trade. I sacrificed myself to the pit last year. Yeah. Do you respect the pit? I love the pit. Yes, feed the pit. So, what's going on with the pit? Can you give like a background story out to the uninitiated? So, the pit was the the hole that our new stadium is being built on. So they had to make the hole. Oh yeah, I've seen that. And people were trying to get some sneak peeks and every game day someone got a little too
Starting point is 01:10:51 intoxicated, fell into the pit. This is Buffalo. We started going on a win streak when the first person that fell in the pit. So every game someone miraculously fell into the pit. This off season I went down to the pit and sacrificed myself. Yeah. You know what? That's's by the way good works for the community. Yeah Yes, I think you actually mean that though when you say that if you would if it was guaranteed you would retire Yeah, I would to bring the bill to Super Bowl. Yeah, it's like I would have a part Yeah, you know I played or not, right? You'd be in the that's Blake feels same way. I mean, yeah Yeah, they were like no come back and I was like no guys
Starting point is 01:11:32 Did you think it was a little bit of stolen valor that Hank Celebrated like he had won the championship on Joe. No, that's just Boston man. You grew up in Boston After being there for a year, I know, they take their sports seriously. That's why they're probably the best fans in basketball. Wow, that's a slap in the Clippers fan's face. I mean, they're the most loyal. Yeah, that's what I drew. They've been through some dark times.
Starting point is 01:11:58 Yeah, that's true. Definitely the most loyal, but Boston fans, man, can't say enough about them. So no, I don't think it's stolen Valor. Hank, got your back, dude. Yeah, he did look awesome out there. I disagree. Yeah, what?
Starting point is 01:12:10 The Missoula's just really, just really. You think it was stolen Valor? Ain't Josh glazed you? Go off, Josh. He's glazing. Yeah. He's part of the Missoula family. He's getting reverse glazed.
Starting point is 01:12:20 That was laid on a little thick by Hank. Yeah. What do you think about the fact that Hank went to try to take a picture with Chris Stops for Zingas, and it was actually Sam Houser? Joey Houser. Sam Houser's brother. Yeah. I mean, honestly, it's better than one
Starting point is 01:12:36 of the other guys on the team. Yeah. No. If you had confused two other guys, I don't know. Let's say, no. I'm actually, it's fine. But they do look alike. You thought you were taking a picture with Sam you took one with Joey No, he thought I was taking a picture with Chris stops and he went up to Joey Yeah, shout out Joey Howser
Starting point is 01:12:57 It's a good point by Blake though if you went up to like Jalen and you're like Jason, let me get a picture with you Yeah That's why I brought it up If you went up to like Jalen and you're like Jason, let me get a picture with you. That would be bad. Yeah. Yeah. That's why I brought it up. That would have been real bad. Great synopsis. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:13:11 Awesome. We'll come to that conclusion. Josh, last time we had Blake on, we played a really fun game where we found out that he played with, what was it, six Williams? Yeah, a lot of Williams. Williams. So I did a little research. What is the last name you think you've played with the most in the NFL?
Starting point is 01:13:30 This is our favorite game. Blake loves it. He actually asked me to do this again It's great. What do you think? It's pretty common last name Brown no,. Johnson. Johnson. Can you name all the Johnson's? Oh, shit. Yeah. Johnson. Yeah. Johnson. Yeah. How many Johnson's have you played with? Good question. Who are you looking at? Both of you can answer. I have the amount of Johnson's you played with. How many is it? It is six Johnsons. Oh, wow.
Starting point is 01:14:06 Me? Can you name them? Blake, you played with five Johnsons. Five Johnsons plus one majestic. Yeah, yeah. OK, so can you name all your Johnsons? Still got it. I got one for sure.
Starting point is 01:14:16 Ty Johnson. OK. That translates to cockray. It's a setup. Leaving off a teammate. I know. I'm going to do it. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:14:24 Screwed. Congratulations to Cochran. It's a setup. Yeah. Leaving off a teammate. I know. I'm gonna do it. Yeah. Screwed. Um. But they, you know, there's a 53 man roster. It's just hard sometimes. Dante. Kevin.
Starting point is 01:14:34 Darrell. Yep, Darrell Johnson. Jaquan. Jaquan Johnson. And Duke. Johnson. What about you Blake? Can you name yours?
Starting point is 01:14:43 Tyler Johnson Johnson Joe Johnson That technically counts if they're on my training camp roster, right? No, you actually are over to Tyler I played with Tyler Johnson. I think maybe you have six training camp. I'm gonna give you bonus points James Bryce Elise just don't let Alice a Alice a I knew that Wesley and Stanley I was gonna get there How many Johnson's have you guys played with one? Yeah. Yeah this one name is it? I don't You also played with four Williams Blake has played with six Yep, is there any jealousy on that? Yup. Dorian Williams. Yup.
Starting point is 01:15:27 There's actually a repeat first name from Johnson and Williams. It's a basketball. Yup. Williams. Yup. This is the best podcasting we do. Do you know if he's offense or defense? I don't. it? How many is he at three? He's a and there's four. Yeah, there's one more one more. You got this Come on a Antonio Williams. Yeah All right, and that wraps up our segment fun with last names. Yeah, that was good, right? Was that fun great? Really cool with a lot of John that's. That's why we come on this podcast Josh yeah You got a dirty mind
Starting point is 01:16:10 last year Last year some would say that you cursed the Buffalo Bills when you deez nuts us That's what I I was very hesitant on the Johnson question because yeah because of the reason. So I took him in this room. Did you see him get us last year? I did see it. Room 40. Yeah, it was juvenile.
Starting point is 01:16:26 Kind of took off. Yeah, they made a room in Wingnuts called Room 40. You were talking about some wing place, right? Yeah. Yeah, I remember. Yeah, it was good times. Good times. Good stuff.
Starting point is 01:16:37 You got us good. I sat down and I looked at you guys like, they're gonna try to get me. So I've been locked in. You've been locked in. You're on your own. We're gullible, we're idiots. Blake, Blake. What what's your are you ever podcast come out? No, what like with you guys? Yeah, just this episode probably you have a show coming out. Yeah, it's next for Blake Griffin
Starting point is 01:16:56 We got some stuff in the works fuck. Yes me and the hot to a girl. Yeah Not not together separately, yeah, I don't have things in the works. Yeah Sound like you guys are working on something. Yeah, I got some stuff. Nothing I can say right now. Can we get a cameo? Yeah, do you want, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I got you.
Starting point is 01:17:16 We've been asking. Done, word is bond, so. Yeah, there it is. I mean, Jimmy Tate-Raw, our good friend. You can come on too if you want. Yeah, just released his new movie and We asked if you could give us a cameo and he's he was like, yeah for sure And then the movie came out and there was like a major storyline about podcasters and we just didn't get a campaign
Starting point is 01:17:36 It was like the most easy way for us It's like damn. Yeah, we're in search of the cameo. Maybe the sequel he'll get you in there. Yeah Yeah, is it fun not having a job? Yeah, it's yes pretty cool. It seems awesome. Pretty cool. I mean, and honestly it was a job So I had to sacrifice myself for Celtics to win. Yeah, I did this feel like I did just finish the season It's been pretty cool last like three or four weeks. Yeah, you take a few weeks off to recover Yeah, just victory lap right now. Yeah. Do you get bored at anytime? Not really. No, there's plenty of stuff to do in the
Starting point is 01:18:08 world. All right. That's good. Yeah. What's your favorite thing to do? Golf? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Not to keep rehashing this, but work in the community. Yeah, work in the community. Yeah. That's honestly it. That's it. Is it weird that you are in SEC school now? It is.
Starting point is 01:18:30 Yeah, it's going to be weird. I'm a little worried. It just means more, though, right? That's what they say? Yeah. Yeah. Oh, wow. That's what they say.
Starting point is 01:18:37 It does mean more. It does mean more. Yeah. It is weird, though. It is weird. It's going to be weird. But it's going to be pretty sweet going to, like, you know. LSU. Yeah. Alabama. Alabama. Every school weird. It's gonna be weird, but it's gonna be pretty sweet going to like, you know. LSU and Alabama.
Starting point is 01:18:46 Alabama. Every school. Those are gonna be fun. It also, it takes away some of the rivalry. Like you and Oklahoma State. Yeah, but you still have Texas, which is like the big, you know, still have the big Texas game. Yeah, Horns Down.
Starting point is 01:18:59 There you go. Automatic Horns Down. We can do that. We can blur this out. I don't know if you can put this on YouTube. Yeah, we can do it. Horns Down. Horns Down. Demonetized. Horns Down. We can play this out if you can put this on YouTube Demonetized horns down if Wyoming had played in the SEC. Yeah, so I mean what would happened You guys would have won a couple games yeah, you played some big boys in your
Starting point is 01:19:25 Yeah, Nebraska. Yeah, that was- I got wax versus Oregon and Nebraska. Big boys East state though. They were 13th in the nation. On the blue turf? No, at home. Okay, on the yellow turf, on the piss yellow turf. There's the end zones, the end zones. Yeah, the end zones.
Starting point is 01:19:40 Going back and watching the bowl game, it was us versus Central Michigan on the blue turf. It's like the worst visual game you could ever watch. It's awful. Where did Josh play college football? You just said it. Yeah. Come on, dude.
Starting point is 01:19:53 Montana State. Come on, man. There you go. They don't know how far we go back. Go Grizz. Get you into some football play. No, Montana State. I do like football.
Starting point is 01:20:02 Sorry I didn't know. The Bobcats? There's a no, the only Josh Allen I mess with this right down only only one of the game two time Blake of the year yes three three he's three times going for four next week yes that's a big time we'll have a new contest Josh Allen of the year you're the only one in the NFL that's's true. You better fucking win. Yeah. Can Josh Allen win the big one? We'll find out. Boy, Joshua wishes he kept his name the same, doesn't he?
Starting point is 01:20:31 All right, I got a couple last questions. Let's do the Roebuck question. Roebuck.com promo code take. 20% off your first purchase. Q-zips, polos, hoodies, joggers, shorts, Roebuck.com promo code take. I'll tell you what, Big Cat has been getting off. He's been getting so good at this fucking ad read. I thought he was like reading it. So that's the last
Starting point is 01:20:48 Nine people we've had on this podcast. I've stopped. Yeah, there's a question. You're like, what was that? Like they just watched Jimmy Page play stairway to heaven. Yeah, I just memorized two sentences. You do it backwards Fuck no, I don't know where to start. Okay, it starts with take because it's promo code take No, but if like actually say the words backwards Yeah, no not the words backwards do it in reverse order take code promo shorts joggers hoodies q-zips polos
Starting point is 01:21:22 All right, rollback. 20% off first purchase. Sweatshirts. How long are you guys off the tee? How long? Oh, I mean if it goes straight I could hit it 300. Nice. Josh? Doesn't go straight often. But out of straight I could probably hit like 300. Maybe a little further Yeah, yeah, I was hoping you went 301 Real One yes
Starting point is 01:21:53 They got a long drive hole out here that they're they're tracking everybody you win something if you get the longest drive They said Travis Kelsey last year hit it 360 yards. Holy shit. Off the tee. Oh yeah, elevation. And he can hit it far. And he's strong. He's so strong. Very strong. He is strong. He is so strong. Strong boy.
Starting point is 01:22:10 Yeah. Strong boy. I don't want to sound disrespectful, but Blake, I feel like you should be able to hit the ball farther than 300 yards. That's like. I mean, yeah. Listen, I'm going to try my hardest, but who knows?
Starting point is 01:22:20 Have a little faith in yourself. Blake, are you going to work for JJJ Reddick in the Lakers? Yeah, actually, can I make an announcement? Yeah. Happy for JJ. Oh, OK. Had you not said that publicly yet? I don't think so.
Starting point is 01:22:35 OK, all right. I said it to some people, and I said it to him. Yeah. It is crazy that he's the coach of the Lakers. Yeah, it's pretty awesome. I mean, if he's as equipped to do that as anyone. Yeah. So yeah, I'm excited for him.
Starting point is 01:22:49 Yeah. But no, I'm not going to be coaching. I am also happy for you. OK, nice. That's two big announcements. Good. Good. Wait, what?
Starting point is 01:22:55 You're not? You don't like JJ Reddick? Max doesn't like JJ Reddick. Max, you have a question for the guys? You said you did. OK. No Philly-based questions. Yeah, go ahead.
Starting point is 01:23:04 I had to ask, you both play different sports. Oh, wow. He said, you both play different sports. with the guys you said you did okay no Philly based questions yeah go ahead oh wow he's got he said you both play different sports that really confused this whole conversation is I think I could just can I just throw one out do you enjoy playing in Philly cuz that didn't have one so that stings worse. It's just question to tell you that your question stunk I think it's actually you guys play two different sports. Yeah You guys like sports, you know you play different ones, how does it work you guys play two different sports? Oh, like I did have a question for you though, cuz Joe Mazzullo said that he would send you a ring. He actually did say that.
Starting point is 01:23:47 Did he? Yeah. Is this mid-season? I think after they won, right? Yeah. That's interesting. I greatly appreciate that sentiment, but I'm truly so happy for those guys.
Starting point is 01:24:00 And they deserved it. And again, I did my part, but I don't want the ring. You know what I mean? Like, yes, was I a huge part of the team? Yes. Could they have done it with me? No. So, you know, I think that that equals no ring.
Starting point is 01:24:17 Yeah, maybe a tribute video. That'd be nice. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Hey, wait, have you watched the Clippers show? I did not watch it, no. That's got to be weird having a show that someone, an actor, is playing in life.
Starting point is 01:24:29 Everybody asked me if I watched it. What I want to say is, I lived it, but that sounds weird. No, that's cool to say. That's true. No, I didn't watch it. I lived it. There's a show about that. It does sound kind of badass when you say it that way.
Starting point is 01:24:44 But thanks, man. There's a show about Donald Sterling. What's Showtime? Clipped. It's FX. FX, Clipped. Yeah, so there's a guy playing Blake Griffin. Dude, that's sick. Yeah, well...
Starting point is 01:24:54 Cause he looked like you. No. Once you see the guy, you're gonna be like, oh that's not sick. I'm gonna pull it up right now. So you didn't work with this actor to show him how to be more Blake? I didn't. I think he sent in like a submission tape and they're like, oh he can just dye his hair, right?
Starting point is 01:25:11 That was it. Can he at least like shoot? I haven't watched it. Oh yeah, you haven't watched it. I've just seen a bunch of like pictures. I'm not watching it because you're not watching it. That's standing zone. Yeah, we're not gonna watch it.
Starting point is 01:25:22 We're just not gonna do it. Smart. Is this real? Is this this real picture right here? Oh, is it supposed to be Chris Paul and Blake Griffin? I would have expected these guys would have met with you so that they could be like hey Which which fire alarm did you pull when the Rockets were trying to fight you? Oh, yeah, I pulled all of them Oh, yeah, I pulled all of them. Yeah, get nothing. Call the police.
Starting point is 01:25:46 All right, well, we love both of you guys. Sorry for glazing so much, but that's why, like, to be sincere for a second, the best part about this podcast is becoming real friends with some of the guys we've had on. Both of you are definitely in that category. So we want Josh to keep winning football games. We want Blake to keep winning football games. You want Blake to keep not getting bored? Forget about me.
Starting point is 01:26:10 Do not forget about Blake Griffin. Actually, it'd be nice. OK, here's an idea that popped in my head. When they do the My Cause My Cleats, maybe it's just Blake Griffin on your cleats. Everyone's like, wait, did he die? I just felt like people should think about him more. Think about him more. Don't forget about him.
Starting point is 01:26:30 Dude, you gotta do that. Some sick, like, sick art. Yeah, him dunking. Throw out some stats. Upwards of 450 million Americans forget about Blake Griffin every year. Yeah, he's doing the angel song. The best I'm walking out. Gotta get him. That, he's doing the angel song. The best I'm walking out.
Starting point is 01:26:45 He finally cries. Gotta get him. That would be great for the community. Yeah, that would be great for the community. Yeah. Great for my community. Thanks in advance. All the community work.
Starting point is 01:26:54 All right, cool. I got you, I got you. Well, thank you, boys. Good luck this week. Thank you. Everyone watch Root for Blake and Josh. Is there a show Blake and Josh? Blake and Josh. I could change one Blake and Josh? Blake and Josh.
Starting point is 01:27:05 I could change one. Well, no. No, you can't. No, we're a week away, dude. We're a week away from Blake of the Year. Does that knock him down at a point? It knocks me down in my book. And also you, yeah.
Starting point is 01:27:14 No, man, I have to. And then I change it back before the next one. But also, being a Blake is about, it's in here. Yeah, that's right. That's right. It's in here. We could do a podcast though. We're gonna rival you guys, do Blake and Josh.
Starting point is 01:27:24 I would, nothing would make me happier. Bring it on. Our coaching tree. Yeah. Yeah, we could just be like, see what we did? Yeah. I mean, JJ, look at our coaching tree. One of them is the coach of the Lakers.
Starting point is 01:27:35 Yeah, he has shown us that if anything, we should be coaching the NBA as podcasters. I mean, he went from a podcast to coaching the NBA. Oh, we got it. Yeah. No, no Josh didn't. We play different sports so it's impossible. All right, serious quick. Which one of your balls is better, football or basketball? Oh good question. What ball is better? Yeah. Which ball? I think football is obviously a better. I think for basketball, football is probably also Yeah. Which ball is better? Well, I think football is obviously better.
Starting point is 01:28:05 I think for basketball, football is probably also better. But if you had to take one ball for the rest of your life. Imagine Duncan with a football. Whoa. Yeah. Yeah. Right back in the day. You're on a desert island.
Starting point is 01:28:17 Well, here's the thing about it. Basketball is like, you can dribble it. But if you don't have a hoop, then at least you can play catch with a football. So you're saying football. Imagine throwing some lo can play catch with a football. So you're saying football. Imagine throwing some lobs full court with a football. Yeah. Can't dribble a football though.
Starting point is 01:28:31 You can. Yeah. Yeah. If you're Courtney, put the right angle on it. Yeah, you do that. You do the little quarterback spin. You think it looks cool. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:28:38 Then you spin it in your hand. Yeah. So cool. God, these guys are cool. How cool does it feel to just go like this on your shoulder pads, Josh? It's very relaxing. Yeah. That's my favorite. I'd sometimes do that just in polo shirts, just sitting around like this. That is nice. We had life vests on yesterday and we were just going like this. We were wakeboarding. No big deal. We know how to wakeboard now. Nice. Yeah. All right. Thank you, boys. Crush it this week. Just win it. Blake and Josh. What if you guys win? 23-4. If you guys go one-two, I don't know if you win anything. They do a lot for charity.
Starting point is 01:29:12 I think they do. I think there's cash. Yeah. If you go one-two. They do like a two main competition we can get in. Mike and Andy won last year too, so. Okay. Oh, what is that?
Starting point is 01:29:21 Like a, oh, like just during the tournament, two guys can, oh, wow. Didn't can Oh, all right, maybe teamed up. I don't know much about this tournament. Yeah, you'll learn. You know, my first time I can Andy, right? No, I'm not falling for this. He's fine. He's trying to get us. Wait, wait, Josh. No, Josh, Josh, Josh. Who's Mike and Andy? That was on the intro sheet. Josh, who's Mike and Andy? We don't need to get into it.
Starting point is 01:29:46 Don't patronize me, John. That was a good try. I feel like there is a Mike and Andy back. Yeah, Mike and Andy. We don't know who they are. Who's Mike and Andy? Mike and Andy who? Mike and Andy. And cut!
Starting point is 01:30:02 Okay, alright. See you guys. That interview was brought to you by Chevy. As everyone knows, this is a Chevy truck podcast. The greatest trucks ever built and our good friends at Chevrolet have been a big part of the part of my take story. From the Silverado helping us dig the biggest hole ever dug in Ohio during grit week, Silverado partnering with us to give college fullbacks all the rightful recognition that they deserve with the Lowman Award. To our non-stop cross-country trip to the Super Bowl in LA, it was behind the wheel of a Chevy
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Starting point is 01:31:10 it didn't go as bad as you guys are making me think like it did. I think we'll let the poll decide for itself. True. But I feel okay. Yeah. Yeah. I thought it was very funny. It was funny. Didn't really have a lot of prep time We only had a couple hours also. I think my prep time was two minutes in my head. It's sandwiches Yeah, you guys are eaters. I'm not Came up with the idea. Oh, yeah, you you're the one who came up. Oh Shit Hank also eats his sandwiches sideways like a harmonica. Mm-hmm. I thought it went I thought it went great Yeah, I think so too. It's been fun hanging out this week I've had a great time. I know you guys think I'm bad vibes. No, I don't think you're bad vibes
Starting point is 01:31:52 I think you have things that make the vibes turn bad sometimes. Your face Yeah, when you do your facial expressions they could can sometimes turn bad Yeah, when you do your facial expressions, they can sometimes turn bad. Alright, Fire Fest of the Week, Hank. Yeah, mine's kind of just like a fire fest of the month. I kind of, you know, I've been doing a lot of reflecting and just like, I realized that the Brady Day was June 12th. It's basically July 12th. The last month has been one of the craziest in my life and just seeing all the AWLs out
Starting point is 01:32:24 at all of these events, whether it was Brady night all the AWLs out at all these events, whether it was Brady night, the Celtics parade all week here, it just is very surreal. And I know we kind of get used to it because it just happens all the time. But it's like sometimes when I'm in my hotel or just sitting at my house, I'm just like this. I'm like the LeBron.
Starting point is 01:32:40 I can't believe this is my life. Big time. So my Fire Fest is just the AWLs and and the community that this podcast is brought and it's just It's insane. Yeah about how far you've come and just like the last year and a half two years Everywhere you go people just yell random numbers at you for the lottery ball machine and now they're just team Hank Yeah, it's great people people are supportive of the haircut. They're just it's just it's it's Yeah, it's great people people are supportive of the haircut. They're just it's just it's it's
Starting point is 01:33:08 AWLs are the best. That's my fire. We really got to get people yelling random numbers at max Yeah, that's cuz he's well max gets the two sodas which we've seen a face. That's true. That makes me laugh pretty hard every time Yeah, makes me laugh every Max where the two sodas where was where was that? Was that here? Yeah What a guy brought two sodas in from a product? Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Yeah, it happens every time I go to a bar And they think it's like the most unique funny thing ever it is it does make everyone around me laugh Yeah, it makes me laugh every time memes. Are you getting recognized now? Come on memes. It doesn't go out though either. Yeah. No, I'm saying out here. No one said hey memes I wonder if pug memes we have been around, you know, with with celebrities even like it because even like when we're walking around, we were,
Starting point is 01:33:49 you know, with Kyle you check he's a 49er were in the Bay Area, I was yelling at him, but like there's also a ton of people yelling at it. It's a area. That's closer than Hank usually gets with his job. There's a lot of there's a lot of there's a lot of 49er fans here. Yes, that's fair. We're on the West Coast He has a ton of fans here Yeah but there's also a ton of people yelling it at PFT and myself and that's always like in those moments when We're with actual celebrities and actual athletes where I'm just like I can't believe same thing as the parade when it's like I'm on
Starting point is 01:34:18 The boat with you know, the head coach of Celtics and I have people yelling at me like that Who thinks he's on the dance? That's the type of stuff that just blows my mind still to this day. We were talking about it at dinner last night. We have to compartmentalize it because we have to do our job and have fun and bust balls. But the growth of this show, we go out to the driving range. And a bunch of these guys who we've
Starting point is 01:34:40 been looking up to for all this time come up to us. Or they know who we are. It's like, oh, fuck. Coletti. Yeah, Steven Coletti. She's who's listed right now. Sorry Stephen. Sorry, Jesus Christ, dude Miles Teller and I talked about the sphere for like 20 minutes on Wednesday It was like it was just the most casual conversation. You are close to the sphere. Can you can you feel it? I? Really want to go right now. This yeah, this area. I really want to go right now There's a bay over there. That's no It's a lake. All right, I was trying to call it Lake Tahoe. It's a hidden gem
Starting point is 01:35:12 One of the hidden gems Lake of the year. We got to get my house teller back on the show though that guy rocks Absolutely rocks. It's also very funny watching all these Super famous athletes movie stars comedians golf is like the ultimate equalizer that the most confident people in the world, you go up to them and the driver range, you're like, how you doing? They're like, I fucking suck. I've asked, I'm only thinking you're going to make a run there. I'll just go, no, no. Right, right. So it's like, you see the weakness of like the golf brings everyone to their knees.
Starting point is 01:35:42 I think the one guy that, that actually might have a chance that we got to meet is Derek Carr. Yeah. Derek Carr might have a chance this weekend. I was walking around the driving range and I wasn't up close enough to see who everyone was yet. And I saw something happen. I was like, oh my god, that guy almost got killed by that other guy. It was about a half inch away from a devastating head injury that would have just like probably killed the guy. Then I get closer and I'm like, oh my god, that guy that almost got killed. That's
Starting point is 01:36:08 john Elway. John Elway almost died on this driving range. Then I get a little bit closer. I'm like, Holy shit, that was Derek Carr. Almost killed. Derek Clark, you're about half an inch away from killing john Elway today, which would have been the craziest sports story ever. I would have been not also given Derek Carr like a little bit of bad boy street cred. Yeah. And the Raiders are probably welcoming back. Raiders will be back. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:36:31 We also saw that one golf cart crash that rocked. Yeah, that was fun. Yeah. Old guys crashing golf carts is very fun. It was an old guy on the back of a golf cart getting rear-ended by another golf cart. It was just cool to watch. It was. I know that everyone was okay it was just cool to watch. It was. Like, I know that everyone was okay.
Starting point is 01:36:47 It was cool to watch. Yeah. Yeah. All right, PFT? My Fyre Fest, F-I-R-E Fest of the Week. I mean, I echo everything that Hank said. It's been very cool out here. But I would say my baby's coming home.
Starting point is 01:37:01 My baby's coming home when I get back. Wow. What? Yeah. The El Camino. Oh, yeah. Nice. It's it should be fixed. Probably fixed. We had we had a slight hiccup last week. So if F I R E Yeah, no, it's it's the hiccup is over. I think we're post hiccup. When I was I dropped it off before vacation. And the guy was like, I'm gonna give you call back back tomorrow, I'll give you the full quote, everything that needs to happen to it.
Starting point is 01:37:28 I didn't hear from him for a long time and I was coming back from vacation, I still hadn't heard from this guy and I called, left a message, no return call, called again, left a message, no return call. I thought there was an outside chance that this guy just straight-up stole my El Camino and I would never hear from him again. In which
Starting point is 01:37:48 case tip of the cap to that guy. Yeah. Runs a pretty good racket. Yeah. But then he called me back a couple days ago, gave me the breakdown of everything. I think we're back in business. I think starting next week, I think it's gonna be it's gonna be an awesome August. Hell yes. I'm gonna be cruising that bad boy everywhere. Hell yes. Speakers working great on it, tested those out. I just can't wait. I did get a seatbelt installed which might be a beta move on my part. I just don't want to die if I get into an accident. No, I think that's probably also like if you ever get pulled over you probably want a seatbelt. Yeah, it's legally mandated in the state of Illinois, but I'm very much looking forward to
Starting point is 01:38:24 pulling up to a lot of places that are too classy for an El Camino in an El Camino. Hell yes. I just want to get, I want to get kicked out of somewhere, pulling up with just revving that engine. Oh, that's sweet. That rocks. Nothing bad's ever going to happen to it.
Starting point is 01:38:35 That rocks. Ever again. Okay. My fire fest, I just have had a great time hanging with the boys. We just had like playing frisbee golf was awesome. We got to do that more. Dinners, we did a team dinner in our suite on Tuesday night. Grilled and chilled.
Starting point is 01:38:55 Grilled and chilled. We went out to dinner at like maybe the best vibes ever bar that had live music that was just as chill as possible. Just hanging with Hank, PFT and I, spent some time in the hot tub last night. We almost got in the hot tub where the jets weren't working and we then realized it would just be the three of us sitting in a bathtub together.
Starting point is 01:39:13 Also chill. Also chill. Yeah, but it was, I don't know, it's just fun being on the road with the boys. Yeah, it is. And we fired Greg Berhalter. And we fired Greg Berhalter. And Hank has not had bad vibes except for that one time.
Starting point is 01:39:27 There have been fewer bad vibes than usual. Yeah, he's been very good vibes. See today, Hank was like, I don't know what got into him today. Maybe he got a lot of sleep, but he was like interned Hank. He was running around grabbing food, grabbing waters, what do you need, what do you this, blah, blah, blah's trying to be an asset. Yeah, it was incredible. I think it's just being on a golf course. Yeah. It brings the best out of them.
Starting point is 01:39:50 That was one funny story was. This is a misconception. You don't even know what the story is yet. I do. What do you think the story is? Blake Griffin. Do you wanna tell it? Yeah, so Blake Griffin, me and PFT, the plan was we
Starting point is 01:40:06 shot PFT was with Yous Jack shooting a video. I was shooting the video too. I also got to run it back on the camera. Yeah, you said that after. You're like, I still got it. Back on the sticks. Meme set up set. Oh no. I still don't got it. I did hear that Hank had to ask memes all the time. Like, how do I turn the song? Oh, no, no, no, no. I just was it took me a minute to get you. What? What happens? It was a learning experience. Oh, he had to relearn. So not like riding a bike. Well, no, they just have a different way that they shoot golf videos. And I was just I it took me a hole. It took me one hole to figure it out. Okay. But I figured it out.
Starting point is 01:40:45 Okay. It was going to be on the sticks. And then PFT, I mean, Big Cat and Blake were also going to do the same thing and it's going to be one video. Blake was showing up late. We didn't know if we were going to be able to get out there. And I said, maybe, you know, the once the afternoon round ends, they'll let us all go out and we can go play. I meant you guys. You said we, I said, we, yeah, we're a collective. It's us, it's brand this podcast. We is, we is us.
Starting point is 01:41:12 Hanks also been talking cause we're going to do this every year now. And again, thank you to American century championship. They've been incredible hosts, uh, and Edgewood, especially they've just been awesome, but Hanks already like planned out how many times he's gonna play this course. He's like, we're gonna play it Monday, we're gonna play it Tuesday. Yeah, he did try to sneak in at tee time yesterday. You did? No.
Starting point is 01:41:32 Well, no, he implied. Oh yeah, yeah, that was, yeah. We're gonna play this course next year. It's sick. I mean, yeah, I like to play golf. When you're walking around a golf course, you can't help but think like. What if I was playing?
Starting point is 01:41:43 Yeah. Also, the tournament's gonna be on NBC and Peacock all weekend, so watch it because it's, I'm gonna watch it. It's like all these guys are competing. They're all the most competitive guys in the world. And the setting is insane. The vibe at the 17th hole is all time.
Starting point is 01:42:00 It's on the water. There's people that are on boats, screaming, throwing footballs at people. It's par three. Yeah, the hole is Bay Area. It's right on the water, there's people that are on boats screaming, throwing footballs at people. It's par three. Yeah, the hole is Bay Area. It's right on the bay. Yeah, it is. It's literally Bay Area.
Starting point is 01:42:11 All right, good week, boys. Let's kick it back to ourselves. We got lottery ball. Okay, let's wrap up the week. Numbers. Eight. Six. 20. 19. Three. Max, are you ever gonna get this? Nope. 20. 19. 3. Max, are you ever going to get this?
Starting point is 01:42:27 Nope. 21. This would suck if it was 56, Max, because you just had 56 two seconds ago. Doesn't matter, I'm never going to get it. Oh, I don't like, he's doing reverse psychology. Oh, he's learned. Yeah. 42, Jackie Robinson. Love you guys.
Starting point is 01:42:49 Everybody please. She made that a must-win. I'll be coming for your love of blue, for your love of green, as I like to Take on me, take me on I'll be gone, good-bye to your dreams Be less to say, I'm all set in But I'll be stubborn a little bit Learn and learn, hope life is okay Say after me, it's for better to be safe and sorry I'm safe and sorry
Starting point is 01:43:49 Take on me Take me on I hope you come In a day or two Things that we say That isn't, just to play my worries away You're all the things I've got to remember, you shine away I'll be coming for you anyway Lay gone me, lay gone me, lay gone me Taaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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