Pardon My Take - Blake Griffin, NBA Finals, And Chris Mannix On Andy Ruiz's Big Night

Episode Date: June 3, 2019

NBA Finals Game 2 and the Championship Warriors showed up. The Dubs battled through Steph's Diarrhea, Klay's hamstring, and a need to rely on Boogie Cousins (2:29 - 11:17). Andy Ruiz shocked the world and he is our new Chonk King and the Bruins shit pumped the Blues (11:17 - 17:17). Who's back of the week (17:17 - 27:50). NBA Superstar and Blake of the year Nominee Blake Griffin joins the show to talk about the playoffs, his knee injury against the Bucks, "Petty Wars" on twitter, and questions we didn't have the balls to ask Manny Pacquiao (27:50 - 53:46). Chris Mannix joins the show to talk about Andy Ruiz's upset victory over Anthony Joshua, what it was like to call a fight like that, and what's in the future for Ruiz (53:46 - 72:31). Segments include Problematic, too many QB's chugging beers, talking soccer, Trouble in Paradise Odell Beckham, and a WILD Monday ReadingYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

Hey, pardon my take listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen, ad-free, on Amazon Music. On today's part of my take, we have our good friend, recurring guest hall of famer, and Blake of the Year nominee, Blake Griffin, on the show, in the van. Always fun to talk to Blake. We also have Chris Mannix, who called the unbelievable fight Andy Ruiz, shocked the world with his frumpy body for big boys everywhere, won the heavyweight title on Saturday night.

We talked to him how that happened. It was insane. He was there. We have game two recap of the NBA Finals, Monday reading, and who's back of the week before we get to all of that, though. Part of my take is brought to you by the Cash App, the number one finance app in the App Store Cash App, is the most powerful way to send and save. It's connected to the free cash card, the only debit card with boost, just select a boost

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Yeah. Well, embrace debate. Was that a dumb shot or a smart shot? Yeah, that was so stupid that, I mean, I guess you could have waited a little longer, but no one's been more wide open. And the Warriors, that was an ultimate championship team win with Kevin Durant-Hert, Clay Thompson going out with the hamstring, which, by the way, that wasn't talked about after, but that's a huge, huge injury because he went out and he looked really pissed.

Steph Curry with the runs. Yeah, that was great. And Boogie Cousin having to be relied on. It was so funny in the first half, especially when they were doing the updates on Steph Curry on his butt. The butt is a very, it can throw off your entire rest of your body. Oh yeah. The butt's not feeling right.

And if you're an outside shooter, you can't be squirting. You can't be jumping up in the air with your ass cheeks clenched together. It is funny because we joke about, like, the whole Steph's injured when he's not shooting well. And it was so perfect because he did start really bad, and I think he was, like, one for seven at one point. And instantly the reports of diarrhea, the finger, everything, going to the locker room, taking a shit, it all came out.

There's no pun intended there, no whatever, whatever intended. Yeah. But it did all come out. Yeah. It absolutely did. And he looked uncomfortable in the first quarter for sure. They were, it's feeding him energy chews. Did you see that?

Ooh. They were giving me energy chews, Steph Curry updates. Like a little monster energy chews. I think he saw Fred Van Vleet sucking down that placenta and was like, I'll just do a synthetic energy chew. I've been thinking about that with Fred Van Vleet, how he's been on fire since he had his kid. I never lose a bet after I have a child.

I think the placenta is the trick to it. Yeah. A lot of people do that. Yeah. It's energy gel. Okay. Eating that placenta. I always get placenta and paella mixed up.

Pretty much the same thing. Not the same. Not the same. Well, you can make one out of the other. Right. Yeah. You can put one into the other. Excellent stock.

By the way, speaking of energy chews, Hank is podcasting under the influence right now. So everyone be careful. That's not true. Yeah, you are. A bang to monster. Yeah. You bang to fucking monster at 11 o'clock at night. It's the ultra sunrise.

Try to pop it up. Now you won't stop sending energy. This is one of those ones where the jokes become reality and it's like we're just now a fucking banging a monsters podcast. Yeah. Hey, yo, pass me that white jacket. That's how I got started vaping. Yeah, that's true.

That's a joke. And you've quit. So that was though, like, I love it because, you know, people hate the Warriors online. They hate seeing them win over and over and over and I get it. But they'll always be like, oh, yeah, like classic Warriors that get bailed out by Andre Goddler. They get bailed out by Quinn Cook, who wanted to take every single three until like the last four minutes.

But that's what championships teams do. Like these guys step up in big moments. They're down 11 or 12 in the first half. It looks like the Raptors are going to cruise and they just come out third quarter Warriors, do their fucking thing. The Raptors didn't score for like seven minutes. No, it was crazy. Dramon showed up in Dramon and Iggy shut down Pascal Siakam after that after a game one

performance. The third quarter Warriors are the most fun team in the NBA to watch. They're insane. I absolutely love them. They're the ultimate Vince Youngs. That's when they start going the fuck off. That actually answers our hypothetical from Friday show. If it was us versus the Warriors up 100, would they come back only if it was the third quarter?

Yeah, our bet was the fourth quarter. Yeah. So we probably would still win that. Yeah. So we would fucking punish them. Yeah. But it was, I mean, that's just what championship teams do. Like they like everything's against them.

They have injuries left and right and they're on the road and it felt like it really did feel like the in the first half is like, all right, Warriors are going to pack it in and go, you know, go out to Oracle and probably even this series in game three and four. But now as long as Clay is not actually really hurt, which he could be the Warriors have hamstrings are weird, man. Yeah, they did. Strings are very one one on the road. Then they probably have Kevin Durant coming back.

They don't have to play again till Wednesday. I feel like Kevin Durant. This is the perfect time for him to come in because no matter what, they lost game one. So it can't be like, Oh, well, he's fucking everything up. He can come in and win finals MVP and take it from stuff. I'm talking myself into the take that they Clay Thompson is actually the most important part of peace piece of that Warriors team. Oh, okay.

Well, I don't play did do his classic thing where they don't work if he is. So Clay will come in and he'll shoot like seven for 10. I love Clay Thompson so much because what he does is he like, there will be games where he just disappears and there will be games where like tonight where he just said, I'm going to score every single point. And when I've said this before, but when Clay gets hot, it is more fun than even when Steph gets hot because it's there's something about the way he gets hot. It's almost like a he his mood doesn't change.

He just it's just one of those things just happens and it just happens to Clay Thompson. He doesn't fucking move the net when he hits threes and everything goes in for me. He doesn't have to dribble and it's awesome and he plays great defense. I think we figured out that sabrametrically he has the most are the most points per dribble in NBA history. Yes, yes. So the I mean, the Warriors are going to be, I don't know, this is going to be pretty tough for the Raptors.

Like, I feel like that was I don't want to get like knee jerk and say that's a series fucking knee jerk. OK, I'll say that knee jerk. You have to win that game because you basically had this. You had that game going into the third quarter. You had Steph with the with the flu or whatever the fuck he had. You didn't expect Boogie Cousins to come in and do what he did because he was he was pretty damn awesome, especially considering the fact he hasn't played in forever.

And I'm going to make the early pitch for Dreymon to get finals MVP because he had 1710 and nine. He had triple double game one. He almost had triple double game two. He's everything for their team. Yeah. What about Andrew Bogut? I think you have a couple of nights to the rim.

Yeah. He's going on. Lobs. Lobs up there. Yeah. High percentage efficient player. Yes. Yeah.

I think that this is where the Warriors take over. Yeah. I'm I put a nice little bet on them to win the series going into this game. Feel really good about that. It was one of those like that's my last move that I have. Yeah. I had to fire a missile at it. It's just it also is one of those things.

Where's Drake now? He had the well. Did you see that this league he had his his sweatshirt had a home alone Kevin's calister on the back. I'm supposed to maybe be a shot of Kevin Durant. Like yeah. Just like Kevin on the back. I have no idea.

It was a shot of Kevin Durant kind of because it has name like where is he. But it was also doesn't know the plot of home alone because Kevin was there the whole time. Right. He made more sense and kills the bad guys. If he was at a Packers game where Aaron Rodgers is playing it would make more sense to have any wins the finals MVP of the movie. Yes.

Exactly. It's going to come back and do all that. It was a classic this league because this league has gotten so out of hand with the petty wars that you can just put anything on a sweatshirt and never be like what. Well let me say what does that mean. The real key to this is that Guy Fieri showed up tonight. Yeah. Guy Fieri and Obama sure Obama went up to Toronto and tampered with the entire nation

of Canada. Right. And Adam Silver's face. Yep. I don't think that Canada can. They don't have any bullets left in the chamber. You can't respond to a one to punch of Guy Fieri and Obama. How sweet must it be to be like that level of virtue is like yeah I just want to go to

this game. I'm just going to go to this game. Mm hmm. Like I'm just going to show up and fly private to this game. Mm hmm. That's that is. It's the Marlins man dream where he was he wasn't there and I don't think he goes to NBA games.

No he does. So no he texted me. Oh OK. Thanks. Perfect. I didn't even know he texted me a picture and then afterwards said there goes the no hitter. Perfect game.

Right after I took that picture the very next pitch broke up the no hitter. Yeah. What inning was it. I don't know. Bottom four. Oh there goes no hitter. Damn. There goes the no hitter.

I was going to talk about it. Wasn't it wasn't there like 13 runs. I should have talked about also a few people sent me screenshots and videos of Marlins man tonight. He was taking pictures behind home plate with the flash on. Ooh. Classic Marlins man always shine the light on somebody else not focusing on himself. It's for the troops Marlins man when I went to a Cubs Mets game with him last year and

John Lester had a no hitter through like five. I was like man this is awesome. The game's going really fast and he was like yeah that's what happens when there's no hits. It goes really fast because there's no one on base like thank you man I get it now. So yeah this I don't know the Warriors I feel like this is going to especially if Kevin Durant comes back. This clay is the big the big question mark now because Clay Thompson's out. That is a huge huge loss and that's stating very much the obvious but I still I feel like

the Raptors could have they could have done it if they had won tonight's game it becomes a real real hard like you know hill to climb for the Warriors and they had a shotgun played well tonight again. Well not not as I mean he only had like 12 points so yeah but he was it but he was a high for 18. Oh really. Yeah. Oh I guess no.

In the first half. Early on Siakam. That's what it was. It's so good too. You know what it was. He figures guys out. I got deceived by a GIF earlier in the game so he played pretty well in the first and second quarters.

Siakam. Okay. But he had that alley hoop where he could like he was so high up he could have bit the rim. Yeah. To hang on. And I was like he had an awesome game. He had an awesome game.

No. They put a Goudal on him. That's the thing. The Warriors like the way they lose game one they're not going to lose that way again. You know what I mean. They're just too smart and they're too good. And credit Steve Curry even though no one wants to ever give him credit he coaches a fucking good team.

I just I hope for some chaos when Kevin Durant comes back. That's all that I have left. Yeah. That's what we've been holding hoping for the entire series. All right. So the other two big stories we got to get to we have Chris Mannix coming up. He was at the fight on Saturday night. So we talked to him about the stunner Andy Ruiz 14 to one underdog beat Anthony Joshua

for all the fat guys in the world. But we need to talk about Andy Ruiz and like our king. He is the common man king. I love him. I've never seen anything like this. He is so out of shape even though he's still in like good shape. He's in one of those. He's in pretty good shape.

I saw some great shape training and he's not slow. He's quick. He's got good feet. So we say he's out of shape compared to most people right that aren't in shape like us podcasters. He's in bad and you can look flabby as a boxer and still be an incredible shape. It is funny watching a guy like that when he was so happy. Some of his quotes were incredible.

Just the contrast of his body against the his opponent Joshua. It was just an insane like yin and yang. The fact that so the the someone posted it on Instagram Anthony Joshua winning the gold medal and Andy Ruiz in 2013 he had an Instagram post that just said me chilling after I took a shit. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. And it's just a selfie in his bathroom. That's where they were like five years ago.

And then the fact that Andy Ruiz got this fight on five weeks notice through an Instagram DM to the promoter. It works. Incredible. Incredible. He also said that he said for people were like going at him about the fact that he got the you know like hating on him or not. He said since no other heavyweight wanted to take the fight was I supposed to not believe

in myself. This fight is for all my underdogs who are always counted out all my fat boys who are never given a chance overlooked simply for their weight. Hashtag Snickers. There you go. Hashtag Snickers. I love it. One thing that we're not talking about here.

Yeah. Yeah. He's a big dude. Right. He's a chunk boy. Oh yeah. But he's also a big representative for those of us in the third nipple community. He's got a massive.

You're in the fourth. Yeah. But I'm just saying like you know we'll take representation wherever we can get it. The extraneous nipple community. Yes. He's got a big fucking third nipple. He does. Right underneath the left one.

It's like almost as big as his normal ones are. That's the first thing I saw. It's great to see some representation out in the open. The other thing I love about his nipples are two things I love about his nipples. One is the extra. The second is that his he's got the business tats except the business tats just don't cover his nipple at all. Right.

He's got like a nipple-less bra of tattoo. Yes. He got yeah. He's got a whole chest plate. He's got everything. He said he said ever since I was seven years old fighting in amateurs my dad used to give me a Snickers before every fight. So the night so the pre-fight meal was a steak and a Snickers for him.

So he does that and he like that's his only sponsor as far as I know Snickers. They call it a Mexican knife fight if it's a Corona mixed with a tequila. What's a steak and a snake. That's like an that's an Andy Reid knife fight. Yeah. Pretty much. Yeah. A double steak and a Snickers is an Andy Reid knife fight and Andy Reid is also he's

a guy's guy because he on his Instagram is third third most recent post is him behind the Wall Street Bowl just holding his nuts and saying what all Mexicans have haha fucking love this guy. Yeah. I love this guy. He is awesome. He's unbelievable. Was he talking about bowl testosterone.

Yeah. That's what Canelo test. Yes. That's true. We got to check this. That's true. So we have more about that fight the actual fight itself not just how much we love Andy Reid's our king.

I do love him. Yeah. Like like from an aesthetic point of view I hope that he can defend his title because I want this. This guy is good for boxing also so he can stick around. Someone treated me last night which was a good point. He's going to be so fat first 30 for 30 in like five years. He's going to put on a ton of weight but that's he got paid.

That is the common man dream like you have one night of absolute glory and then just live off. I need to see what he spends this paycheck on because he's going to make some awesome purchase. He's going to get like four above ground pools. He's a fucking man. He's getting one. He's the man.

He looks like like Farva's stunt double. Yeah. If if yeah they did like a Mexican version of Super Troopers he would be in it. Who's the guy that dresses up in full pads for Cardinals is that Cortez Cortez he looks like Cortez's lawyer. Yeah. He's actually got a pretty nice goatee. It's pretty shaped up pretty nicely and he had the next Jersey on and fuck man this

guy is the man. So we have yeah Chris Mannix coming up more about the actual fight Hank aggro Hank monster energy Hank. I can't believe Hank's been quiet this whole time. Yeah. You're Bruins shit pump the blues in game three shit pump shit pumped shit pumped. It's over. Series is over.

You think so. Yeah. The blues have come back after every loss like pretty well in these playoffs but their goalie is like the third worst goalie in the playoffs. He looks very very shook. He's rattled. They let in seven goals like three of them were goals he should have saved. There's something pretty there's something like so funny about a goalie getting pulled

in a big moment. It's just like I just don't have it guys. I'm out like I'm just out of the game. I can't do this. Who is that goalie. Well it was a Patrick Wah that gave up seven goals and they just kept him in the game and then immediately afterwards he requested a trade or demanded a trade. It's just so funny to see like the one bad day can totally ruin you as a goalie in any

sport. I'm looking it up right now. I think it's Patrick Wah. Really. I think he got pulled after like seven goals and he was pissed off that they let him in so long. So went over to his coach and goes I'm not playing. Oh yeah.

He gave up nine goals nine goals on 26 shots. Yeah. And then demanded a trade from the Montreal Canadiens while while the game was still going on. They've been cursed ever since. Yeah. Let's do some who's back. Oh before we get to who's back if you want to watch our interview with Blake Griffin

we did it in the van and you can do that at barstoolgold.com slash PMT so you can watch all of our interviews barstoolgold.com slash PMT. We got more coming up. We did a bunch of interviews during grit week so check them out barstoolgold.com slash PMT. All right. Who's back the week Hank you start. Yeah.

You start. I grow Hank. Thank you. My who's back. I have a few. Oh great. Good. My first one is B delays or both delays.

Oh sorry. Oh damn. Dang it. Anyway everyone knows how much I love B delays and shut up and things what that's my I love bees. Try to do my who's back of the week. Yeah. Keep going.

B delays. What happened. Oh there's a B delay in the Padres game. Oh nice. Swarm of bees had a delay at that time of the year the summer you know you're going to get bug delays B delays. Nats. Oh yeah.

Mages. I love it. There's nothing. I love a good B delay. I agree. It's great. I agree. I love it.

Thanks Hank. Thanks Hank. I love you too. Yeah. I do love B delays and it's like the first Robin is spring. Every time there's a B delay there's what you're good for about two of them a spring in baseball. Mm hmm.

That's what really gets you. It's those and the fights like an early season fight that'll get you to the All-Star game. Yeah. So yeah. Big fan of B delays too. Big fan of B delays. Hey good news we watched enough porn to the point where there are enough bees to cause

delays in baseball. True. True. On my other who's back of the week is Texas football. Oh nice. Good. I had that one too Hank. A perennial back candidate.

They posted their highest GPA in team history this past semester. Oh wow. That's 2.89. That's a good way to get everyone like oh wait 2.89. 2.89. Yeah. No you got to see the graphic. That just like totally went over my head.

I was like wait what? Yeah. See the graphic they tweeted out too because it's like this is a big accomplishment for us and like big lettuce 2.89. I would love to see what their lowest was. Yeah. There's also there's also definitely like like the 10 guys who don't get a scholarship are getting like 4.0's.

Uh huh. You know and then everyone else is getting nice little anchor from that. Yeah. They've got like three backup kickers. They've got two backup kickers they signed just so that they can bring up that GPA. We got to see the lowest. The lowest would be so funny. I was going to make fun of them for this because I had that this is my who's back of the week

as well. It was Hank's who but who's back. But I had it as mine but I decided not to use it because that's I use it. That's exactly what I thank you. That's my GPA. 2.89. Yeah. Nerd.

Yeah. Oh wait. Nerd. Nerd. That's not a nerd. Okay. It's true. It's all relative.

Yes. Book them. That was your GPA. 2.89. Yeah. Damn. Pretty good. Yeah.

I got that piece of paper. Right. Is there anything else of mine that you'd like to take? Jules are back. Okay. Yes. Yes. It's Jules.

Jules. I'm in Jules. There's nothing like there's nothing you know like. Rip a Jule. Just Jules rules. Wake up in the morning and just you know PFT. No I don't know. I'm in Jule of Denial right now because I'm not sucking down any vapor.

I've been living that clean life. How's that going? Well I smoked a couple of cigarettes. Oh okay. But again like I said I'm just that's to wean me off. Yeah. I just run the world. Ned Stark is back too because I've decided to wear my hair.

Like Ned Stark. Yeah. Yeah. PFT came in today with the Ned Stark hair just out of nowhere. Yeah. Well Hank didn't want to say anything about it. Hank asked me to do it last week. Oh okay.

Or like two weeks ago he said are you suggesting have you ever thought about wearing your hair like Jon Snow. I was like did you kill someone this weekend because that's a you know when you change your hair that drastically. This is what's going on. This is my Jules Joe Jackson hair. Got it. It reminds me.

Keep things in perspective. Yeah. I'm going to be back in the when was the Game of Thrones five hundreds. I don't even fucking know. Well it was actually fans. No it's fans whatever. 300. Yeah.

Or maybe it was in the future. No 300. Like Star Wars. Oh breaking news. We just saw a clip of Steph and KD walking in the tunnel together. Hmm. They're back. Best friends.

Yeah. My only who's back the week because Hank took all of them was Ping. Ping's back. Oh because of baseball. Because of baseball. Yeah. It's College World Series season. Love it.

And I love the sound. And College Softball World Series. Yes. Which by the way I was actually going to do this in Talking Soccer. I'm going to do a quick Talking Softball. But did you see the woman on UCLA maybe like the greatest sporting performance of all time Rachel Garcia. She's the pitcher.

She pitched 10 shutout innings 179 pitches 16 strikeouts and then hit the walk off home run. That's pretty cool. That's that's Bartolo Colombo. That is insane. Yeah. And you can compare with performances. Wait.

You could put up on the mantle. That's just the plot from that movie with Gene Hackman. Right. Which one. Which one. You talking about Hoosiers that's a basketball move. No. I'm talking about the was it.

It's basketball. Yeah. It's Indiana basketball. The and they they win the state title because he measures the Nazis like 10 feet high. Frazier still 10 feet high. Yeah. And then what's his name comes out and and is drunk all the time shooter. What's his name.

G. Dennis Dustin. Not Dustin Hoffman. Johnson. No. What's the guy's name. Wait. The scout. Yeah.

It's the scout. That's. No. It's Hoosiers. Albert Brooks and Brendan Frazier. Oh OK. OK. Yeah.

That's basically the plot. So he's he's this guy that the Yankees sign and he's the best pitching prospect. Are you talking about Steve Nebraska. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Steve Nebraska dude. And then he pitched a perfect game.

Then he mashed his ding dongs. All right. So Rachel. Rachel Garcia. Yeah. Yeah. No. That's the only one that I have.

OK. All right. I got a couple of Hoos backs here. The state of Illinois is back because they legalize gambling and marijuana all in the same weekend. That's like the greatest come up on a weekend that you could ever have. So chill. That's yeah.

That is mad chill. Thanks Hank. He's not even paying attention. So Hank is at the like 15 year old monster energy level right now where he's just not focusing and going through his Instagram. And just annoying his parents at dinner. Yeah. So would you say that they're more like Las Vegas or Atlantic City now.

Is it Chai Vegas. Is that what we're calling it. Yeah. I think they're going to build a monster casino too. Like it actually said monster casino. Hell yeah. Yes. So that's a that's a huge like a weekend win to have weed and gambling legalized in

one weekend. Here's a problem. What. Chicago is about to become the new bachelor party capital of it. I know it kind of is. It's already dark horse. It's about to reach like Nashville Austin but Charles everyone's going to get gambling and I feel like everyone's going to get gambling and weed eventually.

So it will for a little bit. But like once Nashville and Charleston catches up then those guys will will will reclaim the throne. Yeah. All right. I also had curses curses are back because ever since Aaron Rodgers didn't chug his beer which we'll get to in segments. The Buxton win another game and Matt LaFleur tore his Achilles and is going to be coaching

out of a cart. I I hope he coaches out of a golf cart. Yeah. I think that's what he's going to do because once you become a golf cart guy you're never coming back. Yes. Once you taste the sweet nectar kind of driving every every high school in America had one like PE teacher that got to use a cart because they got type two diabetes and there's no

coming back from that. Kind of a smart move though to get injured like the first you know first year on the job because they can't fire an injured guy. Everyone feels bad for him like oh no coach got injured. So but Aaron Rodgers cursed their team 100 percent. All right. Let's get to our interview with Blake Griffin before we do that a quick word from our good friends at Omaha Stakes.

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a city just let me know okay any city yeah I mean for the most part yeah yeah you got a few places Detroit yeah done done okay can we house sit in LA you're here yeah if you want do you have a house sitter I have no I don't have a house sitter oh you should I got to me it goes by you know checks it you know I greased the police a little bit so they go by once a day once a day I got a question for you right off the matter you intimidated that we have another Blake emerging for Blake of the year in Brooks Kepka huge buzz lot of buzz Blake and I when you've been doing this for so long I don't know you see guys come and go yeah you know you you hope that you know they can bring out some competition

and you know make things interesting but I mean we're veterans Blake all your life yeah for 30 years now thank you yeah have you ever thought about like maybe teaming up with Blake and taking on the newcomer together take a teaming up with which Blake with Blake not Blake so Blake Union yeah like a little like a little what they do like the little packs in the yeah survivor yeah we should we should actually do have them vote and you can't vote for yourself yeah little intrigue would you get rid of Blake right away right with only three people you're really in a tight pickle there's a part of me like a real conversation that was had like hey should I just name my upcoming child Blake to steal it but it's not a good name

it's like it would be for a joke but then the joke would be like hey you have to be named Blake for your whole life I don't know that many blakes I know two actually no three and yeah I have a good friend two of them are preparing guests yeah if you grew up playing lacrosse probably several more Blake that's true all right so there's private school Steve Blake Steve Blake there's another one world champion Blake Shelton oh Blake lively oh all right so that was us doing the place all right let's do a real question ready how's the knee these great yeah great yeah I saw you just willing yourself yeah and down the court in the playoffs and that was impressive you had the biggest fucking e-brace on I've ever seen in my life it was my other knee I just put

the brace on my good knee yeah no that was actually impressive I mean credit to you I mean it's impressive as a sweep could be yeah well listen Milwaukee's lucky we played him four times in the regular season lost all four but like I guarantee you if we play a ninth what is Yanis like I mean obviously we have no idea how unbelievable he is but like when he does his euro step is it just unguardable yeah we actually sort of played Yanis like somewhat well and like a couple of the games but like game three he had like 11 points with like four minutes left in the fourth quarter and they were up 25 right and then the next game he had 40 and they were up 25 so it's just like there's Yanis is really good their team is very good as well yeah it's demoralizing to

like have a good game against somebody defensively and then kill yeah how do you plan against Yanis though you back up you like try to try to let him like get ahead of steam and as soon as he picks an angle try to take a charge but he's he's so long sometimes he gets around you what about so I was thinking about this you know how he does that big he does the big right and then left as soon as he's going right just turn around and try to block him when he's going left turn around turn around you face the basket and block him from behind like you're boxing out it seems like an easy way to do it I don't think that this yeah I could show you later you guys might have won a game if I had been on I think there's a hundred percent reason why that hasn't been done before you just turn around really

fast you gotta anticipate it and then you just block him on behind you mean like a full pivot and you're not you're not like you basically turn so you're a 360 you do a spin move on him yeah Yanis is coming at you and you just you're like oh here comes the euro step and you just basically do it with him yeah but you mimic the euro step like if I am if I am aligned with him yeah he's gonna make that layup because his arm would well then you gotta follow yeah or just go to where I did a lot of every fucking play it's insane oh no you mean they call it oh they call it yes they call it every play yes no no I do not he shot eight more free throws than us in the getting game four and then our entire team he shot eight more hmm play me the refs no no the

rest are very very very good it's a hard job so what happened with that video the chant that was no clue I was doing I just like it just got stuck in my head it's a good song it was a ref you suck chant you just hopped in that was a very very funny class they can't bust you for chanting along if somebody else starts it and you just go along I the ref that was standing right there I know well and like I have a good relationship with him so like he wouldn't give me a tag but there's some that probably would have given me a tag if they heard yeah did you get a letter from the from the league about that no I'm not about that but I got a few letters did you get did you get a contract from the Houston Rockets for that they hate the refs yeah they didn't know they haven't reached out

yet do you think that like there were conspiracy theorists the whole NBA you know every time they throw out a ref there they explain that the refs have been decided before the series starts but is there are there certain games we're like all right this ref calls it completely different than the last ref oh 100 yeah like when I'm watching the games now like as soon as the game started I looked to see who the refs are I'm like all right that's not good for this team or this team like this style play yeah like refs are human like you know they like like certain guys or they don't like certain guys or it's weird like I left the clippers and now some refs really like me and our team and some refs like don't you know it's just like coaches like it depends on everything

yeah I'm gonna pivot real quick to the draft we're real draft mix on this podcast we get real deep into the weeds on it do you think that it's a smart idea to try to build a franchise like if you use a very high draft pick around a big power forward with tremendous leaping ability it seems like that's never going to win the playoffs yeah well I mean it could win well not this year could win some games they don't know it got to the point oh I wasn't talking about you oh wow you're so narcissistic you always think we're talking about here I am sitting here thinking everything's about me yeah um so they got two big guys down there but that's like going against what the rest of the league is doing right now right they're building from the inside out is

that possible to win nowadays with that uh depends on how you put around it like what this makes me sound really old but when I came in the league the league was completely different I never like really went that far outside the paint Dirk was the only big shooting threes Kevin Love but he was like young then so he wasn't like shooting like he is now so like I used to average like 12 rebounds because I'd always be down there and now like fours I'm like on the perimeter more than I am in the paint yeah you're money from three thanks you are no you are I told you that I've been telling you that just keep shooting oh yeah I'm trying to keep you know keep shooting that keep soggy bill that's what they call you um how sad were you when uh that is a great one that is soggy bill uh how

sad were you in the Rockets lost uh you're good friend Chris Paul I would have rather seen them in the um conference finals oh you're sick of the Warriors no but I love good basketball and that's like that was our best chance for good basketball no offensive lasers but we you know we saw yeah wait no no the Rockets lost the Warriors you're saying that you would have rather I'm saying I would have rather yeah I would have rather seen the Rockets play the Warriors in the conference that makes perfect sense you know what I mean um has Kevin Grant been in touch with you about maybe coming to Detroit uh no not yet but I was letting his season get over with and then I'm sure he I'm sure like he loves Detroit I'm sure I'm sure I don't know for a fact Chris Bouchard said he

loves Detroit oh that's a good feud what do you who side do you take on that one not Chris Bouchard why you brew crew he's got sources it means that you're part of a select group of newsbreakers that uh break news first and ask questions later what was the shirt brew crew I just did a full of pee it's like it's wonky eyed and it's just got a bunch of msp all over the place and I sold like a hundred of them I can't go with that I can't go with that yeah yeah you know what you should do is like right after the season's over just tweet eyeballs at Kevin Grant we're just eyeballs in general oh yeah yeah yeah I just start yeah now you can free agency time you can start getting cryptic yes and just firing off just the most random I'm I think I'll I think we should pick

like three emojis that I tweet every every day leading up to free well let's do this when before we put out this podcast can you tweet uh I'll we'll text you before the podcast comes out the day before can you just tweet I emojis and then everyone's like what is he doing what is he doing and then he listens to this and you're like oh he's we're literally just punking you right now like you've just gotten to this part of the podcast yeah you thought that Blake Griffin was was doing something crazy on someone horse we we are just idiots sitting here right now planning this and it works you walked right you walked right you idiot you idiots god damn it that was good fuck dude they are so predictable wait to report on a story about it you you guys are idiots one

story they did a slide show about it what does this mean yeah Blake Griffin eyeballs oh man that was good it's really gonna suck when like no one cares yeah doesn't get retweeted okay we will always everybody retweet it will get out there yeah oh that's embarrassing you left the tag on your shoe I already hit me with that it's a fashion thing it's uh L.A. and stuff okay oh speaking of shoes I hit you up a couple weeks ago um when I was getting my jumpsuits yeah so um I got them I've been walking around I didn't bring my grit week right uh that's a perfect shoe you're wearing grit week yeah they do look good look at that you think I'm gonna be able to dunk yeah they work right yeah I'm sure yeah they do it wasn't Larry Hughes by the way remember when I said Larry Hughes

it was somebody else that like in the NBA they like endorsed those I wish it was Larry Hughes Larry Hughes was a dunker yeah um we had Matt Barnes on the uh show oh my god he said that he calls you big cat yeah what's up with that were you ever gonna tell me that this was like a while ago and it's really just him and you know a couple other people and then all my other friends no it's really just him I can't remember how he started calling me that we should do big cat of the year yeah and you're in the running for you're in the running for both big cat of the year so honestly we're getting close to Blake the year I think the fair way to do it is uh we're gonna hit up both you and Blake Bortles and tell you the week like this is the week okay and you'll have to be

ready oh gosh yes okay I would you have travel plans come on I do when when are you going away we'll we'll work around your schedule I have to go to I have to go to like Europe for like a Jordan thing okay oh wow you have to go to Europe middle of jim that sucks dude it's not like for vacation I might be like going to see where is it Europe um south of France oh my god Monty is it you fuck no it's Paris Paris for like a like a thing and then there's a you know what we stop over in Nice and it's a whole grueling thing oh man you think Cleveland's bad go to Nice Jesus you guys don't want this life no you absolutely don't it's rocky on the beach there you might hit your feet if you walk I can't relax no be careful be careful um so do you

watch all the playoff games yeah most of them yeah really yeah you should do that thing uh where you just live tweet them and everyone's like man Blake Griffin's such a great analyst yeah yeah don't go I wouldn't go inside there like nitpicking every little decision it's like all right why are they shading that way yeah I've noticed that's like the majority of the halftime breakdowns is Kenny Smith being like they didn't switch correctly here like this guy was a quarter second late on the I'll tell you what though I am a sucker for that giant screen oh when they rub the screen when Kenny starts to walk and yeah and then you know they they do the race it's just like every time it's just like that's just funny guys racing in suits is just that's that's good humor it is

it is what do you uh what do you guys like when Charles Barkley calls people out because I feel like he calls someone out every other week do you guys actually care uh I don't care anymore but I think some guys care for sure yeah well how'd you get over that I just got to a point where I was just like it's his job yeah it's just Charles yeah and I think it's just the voice too that he has it's tough to be mad at Charles oh Blake Griffin was terrible tonight but he was terrible he was terrible you know Kenny let me tell you something Kenny but it does but it does piss some guys off is it just because like you're an old man yelling because he I think it's like the way he says it like he like when he like he's going at somebody he like really like goes at him it's not just like

he's like taking just like a small shot he's like he'll never you know yeah it's personal and it's absolute yeah he was wrong about a lot of stuff though remember he was wrong about Yao Ming and he had to kiss Kenny Smith's ass that was the bet that they made so Kenny Smith brought a donkey and then he kissed the ass of the donkey and Kenny Smith was like you didn't have to kiss my ass his ass Charles fuck that one up yeah I did like the mug shot that they showed him yes you see that when he got he got arrested when walking yeah how uh how close are you to getting your own podcast because I'm worried about that I'm very close are you serious I'm right on your guys's heels no seriously though no I think I actually I know you are not but it won't be like sports and like it'll

be it'll I'm gonna go a different direction you have guests yeah I'll have guests I'll have recurring guests and uh that sounds great I'll have a of the year contest so it's gonna be a sports podcast with guests no not sports other sports not sports at all but some sports we might talk some sports yeah yeah yeah all the guests first guests LeBron James yeah we won't talk sports though yeah Kevin Durant LeBron you ever hang out with LeBron oh no no one time uh he was playing black we were in Vegas for USA and he was playing blackjack and I was standing behind the table so oh that's pretty cool that's cool that's like a little remake of the shop yeah did you did you say anything did you cheer for him or no I mean of course man yeah I was cool yeah right just hanging out how do you think

we're gonna have Kevin Durant on the podcast this summer I think I think how do you think it's gonna go when I call him a baby back bitch to his face I wouldn't suggest doing that but if you do I think we have to I don't think there's a choice I think uh I think you'll be I think you'll be uh very pleasantly surprised about what just like him like uh your oh I already like yeah I heard yeah I'm gonna turn on him we like him a lot but we do have to say right and I think maybe I'll just lean back and be like oh maybe I'll just if he hits me I'll sue that's a good strategy I mean you should just really lean into it yeah right up front yeah as soon as I do the thing we were like can you clap for us yeah he claps and then just like all right we welcome on our baby

back bitch Kevin ran the thing is if we didn't say it to him especially big cat if big cat didn't say it to him then he's more of a coward I'm like that's right because he's been saying it behind his back right well he's a little baby back he listens to everything so not really behind his back log boys are always online yeah award-winning listener uh no I think he's probably listened to some yeah I think he's listening to clips yes he's reveled yeah revels in one episode the bell passes along the clips that get edited for him to Kevin Durant yeah it's like a big like it's just like a snowball the reverse snowball melting as it goes down the hill how online are you compared to Kevin Durant um you look at the comments like right now I'm like I'm very online

right now yeah you're just eyeballs but during the season like I said I think we talked about I don't I try not to be online but okay do you deactivate no I don't deactivate unless I go zero dark 30 23 yeah the playoffs that's why I haven't done it yet but I could it's just dollars in the back pocket do you would that would probably help do you like perfect booties yeah oh too far I mean be careful when it goes zero dark 30 23 and then you get accidentally like a perfect booties account I love that's a thing oh yeah zero dark 30 23 yes the movie is about capturing Osama bin Laden correct yep you throw the 23 on there it transforms it into locked in for the playoffs yeah I love it yeah it's great it it actually like screws up the time doesn't it because it'd be like zero dark 30

minus 23 so it's not everyone's showing up at the rate it's seven I think it's 23 seconds oh yeah it's 23 seconds okay yeah so if they had waited 23 extra seconds he would have been out the window yeah run jumping his tall ass over the fence and run away the whole thing it's do you agree with Terry Rozier when he says that Osama bin Laden should have hooped because he's tall as hell was that Terry was like seven years ago he's like damn he's tall as hell I didn't know I've seen that quote I didn't know that yeah that was Terry Rozier yeah it's a great quote it is a great quote honestly yeah I should have hooped and your kid in basketball would have saved a lot of lives not a suicide yeah he's just like love love Osama bin Laden was like a ball his life type guy just

like can't get enough of it and one shorts and shit Instagram of his wet fucking sky hook he's got like the Instagram account where he does player impersonations this is Russell Westbrook and he actually just becomes a terrorist yes yes oh man um all right I got one last question cke question promo code take no he actually looks kind of like never mind I'm not gonna no yeah yeah we we went all the way on that joke we went exactly where we need to go nice try brain nice try but he's not today I've got I've not losing sponsors I think the little geek is going to love that they're in the middle of this all right promo code take ten dollars off cke purchase I actually don't have a last question all right

what do you do when you run out of questions when I run out of questions that's the practice for your podcast oh for my podcast when I don't when I run out of questions I'm gonna I'm gonna um bother that yeah yeah yeah see it's tough really tough cross them up you could ask somebody a really dumb question just like about passport day and then hold on to that for the next three months yeah and that then it becomes a shtick yeah you guys get your shoes yet by the way you never sent them so no no but you know I I use the uh the service that uh you guys sent my uh oh you fuck you put it on that guy's back huh yeah there's something I'm actually really upset that we asked for shoes because yeah now it makes sense that you did this I will I will say no yeah

yeah you will did you ever get your recurring guest shirt no clue we actually I moved six times somewhere it's someone's dish rag you know it's like underneath their sink we found like 20 of them and we were gonna give them out to everybody and we're cleaning up the pile we found 20 of them in every size and we're like what should we do with these hand about and we're like now let's just go ahead and charity yeah we're like so now we're gonna be some some homeless people on the streets in New York I'm gonna walk by like yeah come on yeah and his name's gonna be Blake yeah we seriously found out we're like when Blake yeah we're like oh shit that's where they went like because we had a great idea we're like everyone who comes on will send him a shirt and then we sent like two people

a shirt and then we lost all the shirts in the pile yeah well I was in that pile so those shoes though can't believe you guys fell for that yeah that sucks I can't that was a nice long con last time for the context I don't even think we did it on the air and then I thought you guys were gonna like ask about it during this we forgot yeah so after the show we're like hey Blake can we I don't even I think you might have offered well you know you you asked on on the show yes when out you were gonna eat shoes and I said I'll get your shoes and then we went around the room and everybody said their size and remember and we give you our address and everything it was a whole fucking thing and I just remember that we don't have shoes okay so I'm gonna be doing hilarious hijinks like that

on my podcast Blake Blake's takes oh that's pretty good Blake Blake yeah um Blake are you gonna be wearing clothes like that 100% fake is this your new thing like no I just like saw this I just got a like shipment of new like Jordan stuff and I was like oh I gotta wear that on the yes shaking shaking Blake shaking are we still doing podcast oh yeah Blake's in the future boo honey when are you gonna go out and Blake those re leaves and it could be just uh a place where you can talk about like a safe space for guys to act yeah yeah hey you want to go you want to come up to my room and break out oh that's good that's a good name for a podcast breakout session yeah breakouts oh that's good that's really good uh no I'm gonna go um Blake isn't this name shitty

hey welcome back to shitty man I'm Blake obviously tomorrow we're gonna be talking about the name Oliver that really sucks if your name is Oliver I feel bad for you so this is the part in grit week where we've uh just completely hit a wall you're hallucinating not again not high yeah it's crazy can I just share something yeah before we before we started they were like yeah for this this uh so we didn't do any like notes notes or anything what uh you know uh I'm sorry Blake but have you ever been to like a fish concert or Grateful Dead concert those guys know each other so well they can just riff right now we're jamming jam I just think like they always tell us like hey don't get bored with the process during the regular season oh this is like the

grittiest of the grit weeks damn you have to like dig in and find something within yourself mm-hmm to okay no no that's fair tell you what um I did prepare earlier for I mean I'll read my notes for Manny Pacquiao I can ask you maybe ask me a Manny Pacquiao question oh if I answer the same as Manny Pacquiao yeah all right we'll ask you the Manny Pacquiao questions we didn't ask that's what I'm saying I've got some extra ones here um why do you hate gay people next okay okay that was a question from Manny Pacquiao that we didn't ask uh you have eight inch wrists mm-hmm yes I do boy that's a lot of girth yes well it helps feel bad for your wife yeah it helps me when I fight because my wrists are so girthy mm-hmm all right here's one uh when you retire are you going to

run for president of the Philippines yes I would like to now take this opportunity to formally announce my can't see my presidency for president of the Philippines okay thank you for your support uh why don't you call fleet me with a junior are you gonna call him I don't have the number oh call him out I thought I was Manny Pacquiao oh yeah no why don't you call him out yeah oh damn you have no friends I'll shoot you one right now just so that when you I just say with my phone I'm gonna shoot you right now so that when you get up you're like oh what I meant hey Manny um how can you only drink hot water and room temperature water well because the body is uh obviously 96 degrees 97 98 96 oh you didn't go to college very long

no in the Philippines we use a different metric system you know what the real answer to that is I'm gonna educate you this might help you out so if you drink room temperature water or like 90 not probably not 98 degree water what room are you staying in just like a hot if you drink hotter water okay it uses less of your body's energy to warm it up right to process it that's actually true yeah but I also heard the like my dog trainer was saying you got to give your dog like cold like cool water because it like restricts there's something and they don't have to pee as much hmm okay so that's weird to hire a dog trainer for yourself dogs dogs are 96 that's what kind of

dogs humans are 98 what what kind of dog I have a german shepherd you could just let your dog outside what and let it use the bathroom and says your name is rook rook yeah like rookie but take off the eye and the e I like that yeah okay see you're not that bad with names you know who else are in a german shepherd though right who else sounds a german shepherd okay well let's end the podcast here we've run out of stuff to talk about thank you Blake as always a real real bitch that interview with Blake was brought to you by the barstool store we have great deals for father's day loaded in the store right now get them while they're hot get them for your dad the father's day collection is here it's right around the corner barstool sports store has a perfect gift for

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world was stunned he's going to be there again next saturday night for triple g when he fights on days in you can go buy the app you can download it and watch all these great fights uh chris we got to start obviously with with uh joshua versa reese saturday night people are saying it was like buster douglas versus mike tyson not as much of a long shot probably a little overreaction but what the hell did we watch when we saw a out of shape fat guy basically shocked the world and beat the champ off of like out of nowhere yeah i mean biggest upset that that i've ever seen you're probably right that that the buster douglas upset was a bigger one but you know in today's you know multimedia world when you have so many visuals of you know this chiseled sculpture that is

anthony joshua and you know the dad bod of andy reweez it's just it's just hard to to fathom a bigger one that there are a couple that that that are more comparable uh upset that people might remember you had a seam rockman knocking out lenox lenox louis a couple of decades ago uh quarry sanders stopping vladimir klitschko which i like better because quarry sanders also had kind of that that flabby torso that that we saw with andy reweez but i mean you just had you know one guy that that looks like a great championship boxer another guy looks like this pulled off the couch to fight him so aesthetically it just you're not going to find many many bigger upset it was great it was a great visual and uh with with andy is there any truth to the idea that having a little

bit of cushion can be an advantage to like absorbing some of the body blows i don't know man but i don't even know that it it's an advantage because you didn't get hit and the one thing i love about andy reweez is he came into that fight and we would ask him like in the fighter meetings like you know how are you going to stand up to to the body shots how are you going to stand up to the big power of anthony joshua he's just like i don't know if i use the word oblivious but that's kind of the the best way he's kind of stood this guy that that sort of nods his head and smiles says you know whatever i mean i'm just gonna come forward i'm gonna swing and he's gonna swing and everything's gonna be okay like he just doesn't he didn't sort of fathom that that anthony joshua

could hurt him i mean he was down in that fight but that's the first time he's ever been down i mean this is a guy that that gets hit a lot but you know doesn't seem to be hurt by it so he's i don't think it ever occurred to him that that anthony josh would hurt him with some of those punches so so like the story is also insane the fact that he basically got the fight because the instagram dm'd anthony joshua's promoter uh you know there were people who were going back to his instagram history and it was like anthony joshua winning a gold medal and andy reweez like posting on instagram how he just took a big shit and he was laughing about it like this it's so funny watching them side by side so you're you're you're calling the fight you're talking to these guys

beforehand was there any part of you that thought this could happen uh no honestly um you know reweez like i didn't dump all over reweez as much as as kind of other people did because i you know covering boxing you know when the reweez is and i knew when he was coming up the ranks that he was once a pretty good prospect and watching him fight over the years you knew that he had fought some really good fighters the only loss he'd ever taken was in his first title shot he'd lost it by like one round it was a tough uh tough loss uh to joseph park so i know he could fight uh a little bit but i i didn't think he'd be able to take the power of anthony josh and you saw it in the third round of the fight he took that massive left hand put him on the canvas and you're watching it he gets

up and it's like wow he got up but there's no way he's going to be able to stay up i mean anthony josh one of the the best aspects of his game is that he is this kind of composed and patient finisher he doesn't rush in wildly he takes his time and he picks you apart and that's how he gets knockouts throughout his career he came in and i thought he'd land something big and andy reweez got up and sure as shit he just punched right back and and and landed those big shots to change the course of the fight you talk about what the best things i've seen that third round was one of the best rounds i've ever seen watching andy reweez you know with with his big fat mid midsection getting off the deck and coming back and blasting away at anthony josh was was really a sight to

see is that in your opinion that's like the was there a light bulb that went on for reweez where he's like i can you know i can do this when he got up and he was able to kind of fight back when it was a make or break scenario for him in that round was there was there like a moment where you saw him like gain a little bit of that confidence he's like i can do this oh hundred percent i mean i think it's when he landed i think there was a temple shot to anthony josh was there and you saw joshua stumble a little bit kind of sideways and you knew he was discombobulated uh in that moment and one thing where we've had confidence in coming into the fight is that it's not like joshua's got this great reputation of having a granite chin i mean the his biggest fight to date was against

vladimir klitsko and vladimir put him on the deck but in previous fights he'd been buckled pretty badly you know he fought dillian white in in one of his bigger fights earlier in his career and he got wobbled his last fight against alexander provetkin first round he was buckled pretty badly andy reweez knew coming in that if he landed the right shot he could hurt anthony joshua and you know the one thing about watching joshua is that he's six six but he fights like he's five ten like he doesn't use that height to his advantage and people that follow boxing whether it's lennox louis who's like six six six seven vladimir klitsko same thing they fought like big men they used that jab and they kept you off him anthony joshua just couldn't keep in your reweez from

charging in adam and once reweez landed that first big shot i just think he knew that there was blood in the water i like that saying that you use because anytime there's an upset you you usually get a handful of people that say like those of us who follow the fight game aren't surprised by this one i haven't heard a single person say that about this fight everyone's surprised oh yeah but i mean the biggest surprise though is is just that it's just what reweez's chin was like he in one thing he said coming in he said in his last championship fight the one i mentioned against joseph parker he was really upset with himself that he didn't let his hands go towards the end of the fight if he had and his promoter told me the same thing his previous promoter

he believes he would have won that fight there's everybody else that that knows him believes it he said over and over to us coming in i'm not going to have that problem this fight i'm letting my hands go so sure as i'm sitting there listening to him say that i'm like all right we can let your hands go you're going to catch something big coming back and there's no way that you know this this this block of cheese here is going to be able to to stand up to anthony joshua but when he got off the deck and and took that first punch and rallied after it that was the one thing i don't think anybody expected i think we expected him to give joshua problems with his speed and his skill because like i said earlier he is he isn't has been a pretty good prospect but

i don't think anyone believed he would take that big shot and be able to keep coming forward so the one thing that is kind of like uh buster douglas and his upset with mike tyson which was again 42 to 1 which is a lot different than it was anywhere from 11 to 1 to 14 to 1 last night but the one thing that is similar is the douglas tyson fight was supposed to be a tune-up for tyson to fight avander holyfield and you had the two undefeated guys going in the prime this one feels like we got robbed again because it was supposed to be anthony joshua and deontay wilder at some point fighting being you know the the kind of big time heavyweight fight that you don't get very often and now that luster has been taken away do you think like did boxing lose a little bit last night

obviously the story is unbelievable but not having that you know those two guys be able to fight undefeated yeah i mean i would be more disappointed if the wilder fight was set up for the next one if this was as you said kind of an official tune-up right we knew coming in we weren't going to get the deontay wilder fight until at least 2020 so in a way it kind of makes the rest of 2019 more exciting because we're going to get a rematch with ruiz and i think there'll be a lot more hype for a rematch with reese and there would be for whatever joshua's next fight was going to be the you know mandatory defense against a guy named kubrat poolev or or somebody else you know fighting overseas this at least creates more intrigue but long term yeah i mean you just pissed off because

we were deprived of what would have been the biggest fight in in boxing that can be made today a fight that i thought would be the biggest fight in the heavyweight division really since some of the big fights they had in the 1990s we're not going to get that the aura of invincibility around anthony joshua is gone and look it was always a big risk one thing about these heavyweights that that we love and what makes this division more fun than spent in a while is that they're all vulnerable i mean beyond the wilder went on social media was acting like a you know like a pretty big dick when he was you know going after uh anthony joshua but he's vulnerable like he's got a chin that's been suspect tyson fury great personality but he's got a chin

that's been suspect you knew that if these guys waited too long to face each other something like this could happen and sure enough you know here we had last night yep so for somebody who's not a student of the fight game like uh hypothetically myself i'm just asking about myself uh who who is the last big upset uh per you know somebody that that gained a title that went on to defend that title in the rematch oh that's a good question uh i on this level i don't know i don't know that there's been i don't know there's been somebody that that has been this big an underdog and has been able to defend it that next time out i mean in and the the the the the the the frankness here guys that if he's able to defend it it wouldn't

be that big a shock i mean they're gonna have the rematch in november december probably in wembley stadium you know 80 000 strong in the uk i mean one thing about anthony joshua when he constructs deals with opponents he has you by the short hairs with some of these like he you know if you lose if he loses he's going to have you on his home turf in his hometown uh in a rematch type of fight but it goes back to what i said about andrew wies he's just kind of oblivious i mean there were you know 18 19 000 you know fans in the garden on saturday night and andy wies didn't seem aware of any of them he just sort of rolls into the ring big smile in this space yada yada yada and just goes out and just boxes the fight of his life i think he's going to go

into the uk you know sometime later this year and have that same type of attitude and i i think if anthony joshua doesn't substantially change and you know i go back i mentioned the fight with kori sanders and vladimir klitschko after that fight vladimir klitschko hired a manual steward and a manual steward changed the career of of vladimir klitschko he taught him how to fight like a big man anthony joshua might need something like that because this is a career moment if anthony joshua lose the second time to andy wies i don't know how it's recoverable but i don't believe that it would be a stunner is what i'm saying if andy wies is able to do it and uh and repeat what he saw saturday the biggest the biggest thing andy wies has to go against is the buster douglas

like don't put on too much weight and get you know get all those get all get all the endorsements and everything all right last question uh we're talking to chris manix he he called the fight on saturday night for days and you can go download it right now they got a great fight coming up next saturday with uh triple g who's also a recurring guest so my last question is chris you uh have obviously know about our rough and rowdy league you wrote a story about it we talked in the past does andy wies winning open the door for future rough and rowdy champions for possibly getting the heavyweight championship should we make the heavyweight championship uh like unify the belt with the rough and rowdy belt because this was andy wies is basically a rough and rowdy fighter

he's he's a hundred percent i swear to god i i thought of that during the some build-up like yeah i was down there what was it in charlotte yes a couple years ago and i i guess i'm not no bullshit that was one of more fun experiences that i've had you know going down there and just watching these guys blast away each other how fast you guys moved them along where it's like one big knockout and here comes the next guy in the ring yeah i met the milk man down there for the first time which is one of the great experiences of my my my career down and andy wies looks like a guy that should be down there it's like it's like an opportunity uh to market to bring andy wies to the next bar too big yes especially to have one out in california yes if you have a big heavyweight

and you have guys down there that look like andy wies have a big heavyweight who wins by dominant fashion if you interview him he should call on andy wies sometimes your next one over the next six to eight months is going to take that long to have uh to have uh wies defend that title either bring andy wies to ruff and rowdy or have that your champion call out andy wies but but you like obviously andy wies is a far superior athlete than every anything we've had in ruff and rowdy but the one thing that is similar is that we have had heavyweight fighters at ruff and rowdy who have similar chins and that they'll just eat punches and eat punches and eat punches and like not move and like there is something about those type of guys that if they can just eat punches eventually

they'll they'll connect with one and it's lights out yeah of course it it is the biggest difference is that one thing i noticed being down there is all of my notebooks like 45 seconds in these guys were gassed oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah they all think they all think they know what it's like to be in the red over and it's funny watching these guys like yeah i did a bunch of interviews down there it's like one guy's a marine and one guy's like the anthe josh with types guys that are that look like they're in tremendous shape all of a sudden at the 52nd mark they're just dragging ass to help their hands up to keep going so i think if andy wies fought a ruff and rowdy guy you just move around the ring for 50 seconds then knock the guy out at 61 seconds yeah push him over all right

both these guys in the primes andy wies butterbean who wins oh one thing i thought was a lot of there's a lot of stuff up there like andy wies compared to butterbean which is so stupid like why because butterbean's a legend oh oh i mean but okay never mind no but andy wies like a butter i said i andy wies flattened butterbean i think at some point i i think in a professional boxing match it was 12 rounds i think andy wies put butterbean down butterbean you know knocked out johnny noxville and jackass the middle of the store like that yeah i either we flattened him in the ring uh no he knocked out who do you who do you fight again he fought ken shamrock i think he did he had a couple i think he has no neck so he can absorb those punches yeah it's just a disc you

put the guy in there for longer than one round i think he would go badly for butterbean towards the end of that fight i think he fought bark gun i can't remember he fought a bunch of people he knocked out a bunch of people it was it was the best when he would fight somebody that they would just set up fights against somebody that was really attractive because it was so much fun watching butterbean just like beat the show out of a kindall yeah he got hit a lot though didn't me a toy at the end like oh yeah he got got blasted on there i don't know if he'd hold up the andy wies andy wies is great at strength they're not in this hypothetical who cares but andy wies is great at strength is hand speed man like josh wouldn't be any of those punches coming

like he just threw them in bunches and when he connected with one he connected with four or five that's how he put josh down it wasn't like wilder two weeks ago we saw him just put dominic brazil down with a brutal right hand andy wies puts you down with like five six punches that just gets you before you see any one of them coming yeah i mean it's again it was it's definitely tongue-in-cheek but it is true like boxing even compared to to mma when you look at the ufc versus boxing the hand speed is just night and day that's why the boxers are boxers because they can fucking punch as fast as they can it's insane to watch uh chris manix thanks so much this was how about a start for uh days and i know you guys have been around for a little bit but

man that some might even be asking questions was this a setup yeah i i i left that fight you know it you always want to see like the the marquee attraction if you're a you're a your zone guy see the marquee attraction uh wane and move on but you know that highlight was everywhere like yeah you know and everyone's talking about it on so in the aftermath i mean we're talking about the biggest upset in you know maybe 30 years it it's it's hard to think that that wasn't a good idea yeah and the the watermark was on all those videos immediately yep also so i i i just heard you pronounce it disown yeah i keep fucking out that's a long embrace debate that we've had here is a da z in daizen disown what what is the correct nomenclature officially they call it

disown yes disown disown okay we're never gonna get that right yeah as fast as i can in the ufc all right we got it disown that was actually that that's an important distinction that we got there chris mannex thanks so much man appreciate it hey fellas now that i'm back at sport children i have already pitched uh a chance to go back and write something new about rough and rowdy let's go back there the next one soon hell yes hell yes thanks man okay let's get to some segments we have starting off problematic so we mentioned this in who's back but every quarterback in the national football league is chugging beers irresponsibly mr bisky did it very fast might i add patrick mahomes did it josh alan well no patrick mahomes

chugged a truly a truly it was a truly it claws up it was a truly and uh thanks it was pretty quick sponsor it was pretty quick patrick i'll i'll be frank patrick mahomes was faster than i thought he'd be yeah but still not great so that's everyone's sex life mm-hmm yeah that's yeah pretty much that's about it for me well no i agree though like come on quarter you're supposed to be the face of a franchise not the liver right tv 12 is going to show up to game five at boston and just put put all these well i hope all these poor boys i hope not what i'm mitch mitch chugged it pretty fast the only pretty fast the only probably what mitch did was you can't chug it next to an offensive lineman because an offensive lineman and kyle long friend of the program was like he he just

sucked that yeah he's still slightly horizontal though you gotta go full vertical full oh okay yeah all right so then what if tv 12 doesn't go full vertical well tom brady can chug a beer we've seen that's true remember we we've heard did no he did that on the night oh that's right yeah and then we got john tafford analyze whether or not it was real beer that's right according to him it was that's right so but it's problematic i'm waiting for the someone's going to do that someone's going to be like this is a bad uh tone to set for the children of america to drink their beer so i agree it's binge drinking no coincidence you're being a bad bad leader you're supposed to represent entire city and all these kids at home are going to be like wow that hey maybe if

i can drink beer i'll be cool too well yeah you will that's how that's kind of how it works they should really work this into the game like instead of a two-point conversion your quarterback just has to chug a beer faster than their quarterback then you get the two points yeah or maybe that's how they yeah i don't i don't know how they need to do it but they need to have it in in the game so that we not only get like actual plays get decided by chugging beer but then we get like a drunk kirk cousins off two beers also maybe he's like peter griffin when he gets drunk he's just a genius he actually completes passes well then johnny manzell would be signed immediately that's true yeah you have that jamarcus russell impact player oh yeah oh yeah i want i want a

quarterback that can chug 40 faster than they can run one yeah i like that i i mean wouldn't it be great though if football figured out a way like i don't know maybe just preseason test it on the preseason instead of extra points it's chugging beers get rid of kickers or i'll have the kickers chug the beer oh my god that'd be fun well it's sebastian jane kowski actually they should just bring sebas back as a quarterback if that's the rule yeah and just let him chug yeah for everything doesn't even have to be a rule he's just chugging he actually strikes me as a guy that would have just an ivy of vodka on the sidelines just wheeling around with him if it was acceptable oh breaking moves breaking moves pink what do you got for breaking moves

Blake Griffin is officially not being traded oh because uh if you i hope you listen to the Blake Griffin interview because it was hilarious but we put in a little nugget there for everyone when he tweeted out the eyeballs emoji on sunday which he did which he did earlier and everyone started freaking out and people said well he's been asking for a trade so it makes sense for the hawks and there were message boards and everyone i don't know why the hawks we got you dorks we're the hot team but you know that's just kind of how the weird world of mba twitter works yeah uh yeah yeah cuz trey young also tweeted like separately from that he was like it's crazy how fast things change there were whoa okay people are connecting this league that didn't exist this league

damn uh what's the breaking moves brought to you by uh the breaking moves was brought to you by chocolate milk isn't that right pft yes well hank now that you have hang on i'm trying to figure out the fuck what is this ad read i don't get it keep all this in keep all this in do it read it this is good ad space for chocolate milk all right so here's the ad well hank now that you've gotten the hang of reading words for the most part let's see how you do stringing a sentence together i built with chocolate milk we love stories about recovery so let's play a little game we'll give you two words you tell us a story about recovery using those words okay well start easy this week's words are colloquial and thirst squinching ooh okay go i was at the gym in my

building uh three days ago okay crushing some shoulders a little bit of bi action oh you're going back to the boulders shoulders permanently my i'm in a permanent uh like state of searching for boulders on your rock life i'm about the boulder acquisition life okay uh and i had a colloquial stress in my right right shoulder but thankfully i like how you nailed it afterwards it was a small stress a thirst quenching chocolate milk to help uh repair my colloquial stress in my right arm and now i feel great so thank you to chocolate milk i like how how hank use the word colloquial to mean collar and like local yes like a local injury to my collar is and like a light string what would you uh say clay tomson's hamstring uh minor minorly colloquial

my degree doctor learn more at built with chocolate milk dot com oh man um actually speaking of the uh the prognosis the doctors did you guys see one of my favorite things in all sports is when fans will say like their injury and be like well if he's not back fast enough so i tweeted me uh calf injuries are no joke it took me a month to come back from mine but i'm 75 fatter than kevin durant if he's not backed by game four he's officially soft in my book yeah no listen if if you like sprained your thumb playing halo then you know exactly what Steph Curry's finger injuries it was the best one derrick rose got it got uh his first injury people would call into like chicago sports radio and be like well i tore my acl and i was playing

golf within eight months so he should definitely be able to cut on a dime uh and that's the same guy that's just like back if you go back in history like 30 years we didn't have terms like acl they just died no you got your it was it was my knee blew out yeah and then it was it yeah you were like i was all state and then my knee blew out yeah i blew my knee out or it's like i threw my arm out yeah it's like no that just means you don't have a ucl anymore tommy john just hasn't been invented yet my hand is just permanently tingling at my side but i was a stranger from now yeah yeah once you blow your knee out back in the day it was over blew it out i threw my back out one time yeah boom done just put shoot him like a horse um all right we have talking soccer liver

pool one and i was talking soccer also there was a streaker who is attractive yeah it was a nice little change of pace it was a very nice change of motion to not qualify them as a streaker if they're wearing clothes ah she might have had a slip i don't think so i i think the nipple little nip slip i think if if mr nipple shows up now this is an advantage to those of us of three so i could be wearing a sports bra as long as my third and fourth yeah i'm still a streaker yes yes but i i must confess i did not examine the woman streaker to see if she had four nipples yeah so she could have been streaker that was a terrible game by the way i'm sorry i love i love yoga bonito but that was a gross game it was kind of cool in the first 30 seconds when he just

kicked the ball at the guy's arm the arm was out and he was like i'm just gonna aim at it and then of course you're like oh a goal to stick is like soccer if you get a goal early then everyone presses and all this stuff and like this is gonna be awesome nope not another goal for another fucking 86 minutes or whatever it was but liver pool good job yeah you won you won you won one of the things yeah you want a big no this is the big one wait pft what happened uh what's the usa rugby you oh usa interesting usa rugby good point hey one second place nice in the world and so they are now no that's in the world we're still in first no that's the end of the entire season we're in first so we finished second all that for fucking second we finished second Jesus

christ hey i thought we had it's way higher than we've ever finished yeah all we do is beat fiji by a little bit and we would have won yeah fiji is the best country in the world oh so that okay got it well good point hank not bring this it was very mysterious that that wasn't brought up it would have led the show it would have been like absolutely today's today's monday june third and usa rugby's number one by finishing two we also all year long we had we had a tough injury what was going to be funny was if the usa no we didn't actually want to talk about it i'm sorry no but listen if the us had beaten fiji and fiji had finished fourth and the us had finished second oh man we would have won the entire thing oh shit by finishing second what if all we had to

do was win and we were what a one right yeah all we had to do was win one yeah and we would have rugby i say this all the time and rugby you can't win and lose at the same time right you can just finish second all the time you can win second maybe sometimes uh have fiji finished low enough to win it all you can win second and sometimes still lose first right and that's what happened to us that's one of the tough lesson that way this weekend um all right before we get to our monday reading trouble and paradise odell beckham is already upset at the browns maybe well yeah that's a spicy take yeah so he's not at otas freddy kitchens is not happy nope he's like i wish he was here to learn the offense it is a little weird it's one of those things that uh odell beckham

i do think he gets like lumped into when everyone's like oh yeah the premadonna wide receiver and the guys who do track for the team he's very emotional but he doesn't really he doesn't do the antonio brown like throwing the ball at ben rothelsberger and then not showing up for week 17 i wish he would throw the ball at ben rothelsberger yeah that'd be great but he will have a chance probably with a trick play maybe this year but it is weird that he's not showing up and it's like you kind of want your guy to show up yeah it's otas so like kitchens doesn't know that you're not allowed to say the quiet part loudly right which is he needs to be here for otas wasn't there a quote like uh uh they're they're optional but so is winning or something that's true that's very true i i want

to use this occasion to point out um maybe a more serious issue and that's that tom brady isn't at otas either oh so is this the beginning of the end for the patriot see his instagrams he's been putting on a fucking clinic yeah can you really season clinic yeah like on the beach he's like out in california you can't accomplish any best buddies have been with julie nettleman guy fieri helping the kids out you can't spend a week in california and accomplish anything Hank you don't like charity best buddies come on the videos of him on the beach and full pads in the helmet are as inspiring as it gets did you guys see like it takes vacation to the next level it's like damn he's on vacation he's still grinding did you guys see the nfl network ran the

qb competition uh marathon on saturday it was incredible jim harbaugh took it way too seriously and like some of these quote like scott mitchell was so fat i forgot like i like kind of because he got really fat after yeah i saw him on biggest lose on biggest lose so you're like oh man that's really fat scott mitchell but you forget that he was really fat in the game yeah he was playing and sometimes you lose track of how fat some of these guys are because in the mid 90s everybody wore a quadruple xl white t-shirt yeah like with graphics printed on the front they looked you know how sorority girls dress now yeah with a giant baggy t-shirts and the nike shorts that was actually the standard issue for starting quarterbacks good from like the nfc central between the years 1992

and 97 by the way we uh while i was watching it there's a Blake of the year nominee that we need to get in touch with jeff Blake forgot all about him yeah it was hilarious the quotes were like we found our quarterback quarterback the future for the bangles he was okay for like a year yeah he made a pro bowl yeah so uh all right let's do our monday reading this one's a doozy let's start so it comes from uh it came from the twitter relationship text so it's i think it came from a reddit forum and it's uh the title is my boyfriend 28 male wants me 27 female to take a dump in front of him to prove that i'm not cheating okay respect set the table there respect all right we start with i've been with my boyfriend for just over a year now i live alone and he frequently spends the night

at my apartment we have a healthy trusting relationship however i'm aware that his previous girlfriend cheated on him red flag number one prior to this week he has never expressed expressed any lack of trust in me my apartment is fairly old so it takes a while for the water to heat up sometimes while i'm waiting for the shower to get warm i take a dump that's it's weird to say i take a dump for a girl but whatever all right that's fine i don't want to flush the toilet and screw up the water temperature my butt pukes so i'll take a dump no it's a little little flower comes out of my pukes so i'll take a dump shower and then flush the toilet a few days ago i spent longer than usual that's a dangerous game real quick yeah so it's a very dangerous game especially leaving

them if you're at a stranger's house or like in laws or something like that and you do the move where it's like i'm not going to flush the toilet after i'm done pooping because i don't want to affect the water right probably 40 percent of the time you're going to forget to flush that toilet and then the next person in there is going to be in for a whole bowl of hershey's treats the grossest thing ever is to walk into a bathroom and just have a shit there yeah it's like where you feel like you're at a bar two a i've done that before and let me tell you uh just make sure just deal with the hot water yeah it's so yeah it's it's definitely a good tip to just deal with the hot water so uh so she says yeah a few days ago i spent longer than usual washing my hair and just

completely forgot to flush when i left the shower i know i know i am a wild animal who deserves to live in a barn let's move on she even like pointed out that like we're gonna actually like stick on this part too long yeah because we just did because we did but yeah that's a fucking cycle but you left behind evidence you left your poop that you pooped i don't think you realized you left your poop let's move on all right anyway my boyfriend came over later that night he went to the bathroom stayed in there for a few minutes without making any sound and then emerged with a completely dead look on his face he asked who shit was in the toilet this is the boyfriend like you just got to flush it and pretend it didn't happen yeah but i understand what guy's going through because if it

was a really gnarly one and he walked in he's like what it's actually compliment to you yeah he didn't believe that something so vile right come out of his right little girlfriends but right i was mortified and explained that i had forgotten to flush but he just kept on asking who shit it was to the point where it became obvious he wasn't trying to tease me then he said what guy's shit in your toilet that must have been a hell of a shit a hell of a dump you should have taken a picture yeah i guarantee it's your friends well he probably took if you want to be a real guy yeah yeah i bet everyone everyone has had that moment uh and this is gonna probably end up getting me more poop texts but everyone's had that moment in their group text chain with some of their friends where you get that

phase of people sending each other shits and you're like this gotta end sometime i've been on multiple threads that are basically just devoted to sending pictures of your shits to your friends yeah the one i'm thinking about right now that's what snapchat was invented right to send your buddy's pictures of your shit that will disappear and now that they have like millions of people using it they're like we need to figure out how to improve the world with an app that was designed just to show pictures of the inside of my butthole yes my frat brother this is this was a bad this this this part was a bad decision on my part because i like i'm thinking of one of my best friends right now who's probably listening to this moment it is going to shit and then send the

shit to the group text and i'm like we were over this five years ago we moved on i'm just i'm laughing thinking about the boyfriend walking in there looking at the bowl filled with shit and the first thought is like this is a guy's shit yeah i can i i can spot a guy's i've been looking at guys shit my whole life he got like right up to the bowl he probably took pictures and then started like getting different angles of it so you can make a 3d model of this shit with burrito extra meat going like csi forensic on it all right so uh but it's we back to to the guy saying what guy shit in your toilet i don't remember her eating corn earlier today she replied by now i was completely bewildered i told him again that i had just forgotten to flush he replied that i was a liar

and that no girl could take a dump that big he was completely serious it's like a Salem witch trials i fucking love this guy no chick could take this fucking dump uh i couldn't believe i was in this conversation i couldn't even get upset or angry i just said like an idiot but it's my shit this is the greatest conversation i mean that's that's the only response you can have yeah but you don't understand it's my shit look at my underwear it's still got runs prove it my boyfriend walked out with another without another word and ignored my calls for the rest of the night he logs on a web md to try to find pictures of girls how what what is google what is the biggest shit a girl can take uh the next day he agreed to meet for lunch wow that's very uh nice of him

yeah wow so he's still letting you eat yeah after you shit that much yeah he apologized for leaving in such a rush but said he still couldn't believe me when i said it was my own shit he said he was willing to give me a second chance that's very nice of him if i could prove it i didn't really understand what he was getting at so he elaborated that he wanted to see me take a dump in front of him to prove that my shit actually looked like that fuck prove it it is the same witch trials yeah so what's going to happen is so he was so disgusted by seeing that shit so what he's going to do is he's going to make you prove like they used to throw the women into the water right yeah and if the woman sunk it was like ah that's too bad but at least she's not a witch yep so he's

going to have you take that shit and one way or the other it's either going to come out too small and he'll be like i knew it i knew you were a witch yep or it's going to come out huge and he'll be like fuck i have to break up yeah i can't i can't but thanks for but thanks for not cheating on yeah yeah right uh that was yesterday i have absolutely no idea what to do i guess we could compromise and i could take a dump in the toilet then call him in to see it it's a good compromise this is just too weird and bizarre and gross it's a win win i seriously love this man you you do love this man the fact that you're even like contemplating staying in this relationship but i'm honestly at a complete loss he's made it clear that this is a deal breaker for him

oh my god just show him two girls one cup that proves that some girls could take some nasty cape farts oh yeah you can do that um baba you've seen two girls one cup right yeah yeah we showed it to him no i mean no delete that we did not show have you our intern at the time two girls one cup yeah we never did that never this is gonna be a great great toast at the wedding oh be like i knew i knew that he she she was the one for me when i saw that fudge dragon curl on its way out when she took another dump to make to prove to me that she wasn't seeing another guy i want to know what happened to this guy in his past how he caught his girlfriend cheating on him before because it sounds like it definitely had something to do with shit yeah oh yeah some dude

the dude who cocked him the last time was taking monster dump a guy came over and took the most impressive shit he's ever seen in his life yeah he can't he had no chance but to turn the girl over the real question is what do you eat now like the girl has to perform this is the biggest shit of her life yeah listen uh i've got a little formula that's worked for me in the past okay it's uh the number six value meal at taco bell whoa no i'm just saying it makes it for an impressive exit mm-hmm hank it feels just as good going out as it does go hank thoughts i had talked about this weekend it was delicious yeah no days off did you poop your pants no i didn't poop my pants because i talked about never have yeah you hanked only in and out that's what we call

just in and out when you poop your pants it's called the hank it's called the colloquial hank i wasn't saying that it makes you poop your pants i'm just saying like you can have some real impressive dukes with it but what you really need to do is you need to go back and replicate your diet from the day that you dropped that one huge one what a like and you'll remember that day for the rest of your life because it was the day you got accused of cheating because your shit was too big mm-hmm that's not something you just forget like that's that's the weirdest part about this you take the dump he agrees to stay with you and forever in this relationship is just like hovering over everything is that day that you took a big dump and he thought it was dude yeah

let me tell you honestly the formula that you should use uh din ver omelette in the morning okay have a snack couple handful no no it's a meat couple handfuls almonds yep keep the metabolism going then for lunch do maybe a steak sandwich oh and rare rare cheese don't do the cheese and then what you're going to want to do for your afternoon snack instead of the handful of almonds just a handful of aterol and then you go home and you just shit your brains out yeah you won't no matter what you had to eat earlier in that day it's going to be an impressive silica sake yeah you're ready to go um all right well i guess that's our show that was one of the wildest monday readings you've ever had they were taking a shit and it doesn't stop like like ever

well like so are you still shitting like a log and you know like there's a normal size and it oh yeah yeah the connector yeah yeah yeah yeah those are yeah that's when that's when you send it to your friends yeah that's when you send it to your friends when it wraps 360 degrees it's like a fucking it's like a soft serve machine yeah it's a work of art yeah dude that's that's worthy of a picture there's almost something zen about taking a crap that doesn't break along the way yeah it's like a perfect game it requires a mint it's like peeling your skin you just try and peel it off in one oh wait your skin dude dude when you get sunburned i was gonna say it's like peeling a clementine yeah and getting the perfect heat the entire thing off yeah not your skin dude you

guys don't know this vacation shit but you get a sunburn you just like what are your what are your lizards you haven't been you shed your exo skills pfd and i haven't been tan in three and a half years where hank is just fucking he's on so many vacations he's got to peel also i we i was doing some math thinking about after we did 500 episodes i've been here for 97 of the show 97 well guess what pfd and i have been here for for a hundred percent of shows okay but well okay actually i'm not gonna do it whatever okay okay all right 97 that's pretty good good luck with your skin yeah should we get you a nice warm rock that you can just roll no i'll go i'll take a vacation shortly and i'll show you guys just as a that's so i can show you like a field

oh okay yeah so that will actually be so field research actually won't be a vacation because you're making content right it's hanks hanks peels his skin off in one one full perfect peel i want you while shitting i want you to be wearing full pads though on the beach when you do it oh man all right that's our show i don't know where the fuck this ended i love you guys oh It's part 18 presented by All Stars Girls.