Pardon My Take - CFB With Ross Dellenger, NBA Trainer Chris Brickley In Studio, Celtics Banner Night, A Bounty For Dunking On Bronny, MNF & Fake Onside Rules + Guys On Chicks
Episode Date: October 23, 2024Hank is off to see the Celtics raise a banner and we’re expecting Bronny to play and we’ve put a bounty out for anyone who can dunk on both James heads at the same time (00:00:00-00:11:20). We tal...k Monday Night Football and it turns out the Chargers may have some issues even though Justin Herbert isn’t one of them. The Bucs disaster night, The Ravens are a wagon and fake onside rules confusing everyone (00:11:20-00:30:12). We talk some CFB then do hot seat/cool throne (00:30:12-01:00:22). Yahoo Senior College Football Writer Ross Dellenger joins the show to talk about the scene in Austin Saturday night, the transfer portal flattening competition, a potential super league, Army/Navy and more (01:00:22-01:48:57). NBA trainer Chris Brickley joins us in studio to talk about his path to being a trainer, playing for Rick Pitino, Carmelo trusting him and this is finally the year for Ben Simmons (01:48:57-02:18:56). We finish with guys on chicks (02:18:56-02:30:02).You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/pardon-my-take
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Kind of a little preview for the NBA season. He told us who he's been training who's ready to go
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The crown is yours. Today is Wednesday, October 23rd. And guys, I know that we've been shitting
on Hank recently because his football team sucks, but it's Banner night for Hank.
Congrats Hank, you did it again.
It's been a while since Hank's had a W.
So it's good to see your boy back up.
It's been almost three months since he's been able
to congratulate himself for something.
Hank is all dressed in his Celtic green.
He's going to Banner night tonight.
That's why we're recording early.
Well he's dressed in Celtic black right now.
Looks very slim.
You look very slimming.
I would say Hank is just the man in black though looking like Johnny Cash. Yeah, so Hank we're recording this early
So that you can go to banner night fired up. Thank you guys for doing that. You're welcome
I was culminating that yeah, I appreciate it and he's not drinking tonight at banner night
He said he's not drinking because he's back on that health tip. So I got a 6 a.m. Flight back
You know the grind doesn't sleep. We're gonna be here tomorrow 9. You're gonna drink you gonna drink at least five beers. No, no, no. Yes. It was great because Hank is
he's he's trying to struggle with the idea that he's told us for the
Hundredth time that he's gonna stop drinking for an extended period of time and the fact that it's banner night
And he said to us I'm just trying to soak it all in yeah
He's doing that like I I wanna be sober for this.
Well, if you wanna phrase it.
I don't wanna be sober, I just wanna be a man of my word.
I'm trying to have that champion mindset
of if you say you're gonna do something, do it.
I think having a 6 a.m. flight helps.
I also don't think, I don't need to drink
to enjoy the beautiful ceremony.
I'm probably gonna cry.
Counterpoint, why don't you just not go to sleep?
That's not gonna work.
That's never worked in the history of my life. It's all the one time we went to Vegas last year for the Super
Bowl. I did it. If you want to put it in Miles Garrett, but I had to play blackjack for like
five hours. Miles Garrett would say that for the most part over Hank's career here at part
of my take, he's been pretty sober. Yeah, for the most part. Yeah. The all nighter at
the end of a bachelor party or like traveling like what we like I'll just not sleep is
Oh for a hundred lifetime in terms of good ideas. Yeah, it sounds great in your head and you're like well
What's the point of sleeping for three hours when I could just rage for the rest of the night and then you get to the airport
and it's
Disastrous. I think there is a chance though that Hank
He tries to say stay sober because there's a chance he has to meet coach Missoula and he doesn't want to let him down. He doesn't want to disappoint him because
have you seen the interviews that Missoula has been doing recently? He's locked in. He's
like, he basically did the Kalashan hand. Like we could all die tomorrow. So who really cares?
He's a football guy. Yeah. He's a football guy coaching basketball. Zero, zero, no pressure.
We're all going to be dead soon. It really doesn't matter. Yeah. Love that. You're either
going to win or you're not. It's incredible. That's how that that made me feel good about dunking. No pressure.
It sounds like he's going to kill his team. Yeah, he's like we might be dead. So no pressure. We
just have to go out there and execute or I will. Are you going to see coach Missoula tonight?
I'll see him. I don't know. I think he might. I think he might. Where are your seats? Second
row behind the Knicks bench. Okay, are you gonna be razzin them?
No, I'll be like you gotta do some razzin you got maybe Mikhail Bridges be like hey
I'm gonna do it in your might do a little hollering you should do a little little bing bong on them
Max don't shake your head at me. Don't shake your fucking head at me Jim Calhoun
Mikhail Bridges has a hitch in his shot. It's weird shit have you seen it I have not seen me yeah search
it it's very bizarre something happened to his shot and he's got like this it's
like a pause it's actually great we're bringing this up bullshit he plays for
the next because I hate the next but I'm I want to defend him yeah cuz Chris
Brickley's on this show we should have if we had known he had a hitch in his
shot he would we would have asked him how to fix it
So banner night congratulations watch this video and tell me it's weird
Something mentally has happened also congrats to the Mavs have a banner out of there on they raised a banner for the Western Conference Championship
Okay, also congrats to Mavs or congrats to us because we're gonna bully the Mavs and in five to ten years
They'll probably send us that banner. That'd be great. Oh
Yeah, it's weird. Yeah is weird. It's very strange. Yeah, um
Well, it's more I think Western Conference chain. I think the conference. Oh, yeah, it was the it was the finalist
Oh, yeah, it was the Colts making it to the AFC championship
But now winning yeah winning a Western conference like if you win it you in a conference championship you deserve some
Yeah, this is the this is the argument
We had a couple years or a year ago when Mac said you don't raise banners for that and we found all the banners that they
Actually raised for that. Yeah. Yeah, but this shot is very strange
It's like he takes the ball over to the opposite side of his body and then just throws it across his body.
It's very strange, but Banner Knight and then we also, so we are recording this early. We
think that Bronnie played tonight, so choose your own adventure. What a cool moment.
Yeah, good for LeBron. That's got to be awesome as a dad. Now, what do you think a stat line is gonna be? Um, I think
bad two minutes, one turnover, oh, for two and traveling violation. Oh, a traveling violation.
A double dribble would rock. That would be cool. If he just put both hands on the ball,
like a like a four year old. Yeah. The coolest part is that Ken Griffey Jr. and senior are
going to be at the game. That is cool. That's wild. That is wild. Extremely breaking the
wild meter. Right now. That picture will be the most wild picture. They just have wild.
They randomly picked that game, right? No, I think they are. I think I guess there was
a conversation that if you know, they play together, but uh, I, I, is it bad that I'm rooting? We've had the same, I think we've stayed consistent with
Bronnie. It's very cool for LeBron as a dad, but it's also really weird because he's probably not
an NBA player right now. He may become one, but he right now, if, if his name wasn't Bronnie James
Jr., he would not be in the NBA and be considered to get minutes tonight. Is it bad that I'm rooting for him to get in have the
picture up and then have him just get yammed on? That'd be kind of funny.
LeBron would make that video disappear forever from the internet. What if
Anthony Edwards dunks on both James at the same time? That would be
awesome. You think there's a bounty out there on dunking on Bronnie? If there's one guy who would do it, it's Anthony Edwards. I bet you there might be a bounty out there
Yeah, I'm gonna put a bounty out there. If you can dunk on brawny, then I will I pardon my cheese
You get it
No, you get an open spot on part of my take and I will sit you can join the show as a guest to discuss
The dunk. Okay, and I will send you a part of my cheesesteak. Okay with all the fixes
Yeah, and we'll come to your house and and hang out. Yep. Yeah, that's actually a fair deal
Pouty enacted. It's what's the worst where it's gonna be it's gonna be the most random player
Then we're gonna have to go to their house, but I would still do an interview with that guy
I would whoever well and the questions just like what was it like dunking on brawny in front of his dad?
Yeah, I want to I want to dunk on both
I
Think Hank could yeah. Yeah, here it is. If it go if you dunk on both them at the same time
We'll go on vacation with you. Yeah. Yeah a place of whoever this person may be
Yep, could be anyone literally anyone who could do it
In a game in an NBA game dunking on both James
Okay, so yeah, that's our MB. Do you want to do NBA just a quick who's gonna win the title?
Nuggets Celtics
Sixers how do you not think?
What
What it's control. It's control. I mean I I had to. I will. I will pick the sixers. Oh, copycat.
Yeah. Were you about to say, how do you not think this else is going to win it again?
It's hard to repeat. Yeah. We're just making predictions. We can't.
You're on defense mode. Yeah. Yeah. Defending. Not defending the title.
Missoula would not. Missoula would want no one to pick this. Yeah
You actually your rat poison missoula is probably mad at you right now when he's listening to this
He doesn't want you picking the Celtics. You got to earn it again
Yeah, but you expect I have championship like we got it
You got to think you're gonna be the champion so that you can become the chain
No, no, Missoula's mentality is you haven't done shit yet. Yeah turn the page page. Turn the goddamn page. Yeah, but you got to carry yourself like a change. Like,
you know, be what you want to be. Uh, memes. I'm gonna say the Knicks Nick sons final.
Okay, Nick's son. Okay, sons are back. That's it. They fixed everything. Dangerous one.
Ah, so yeah, we'll do a full NBA preview, what, like February?
Yeah, probably.
I'd say after the Super Bowl.
Yeah, I get excited.
I'll be excited to watch NBA basketball for tonight.
And then I'll be like, all right, I'll see you after Christmas.
What we'll do is we'll interview Ryan Russo down at the Super Bowl in New Orleans.
We'll be hammered.
Yeah.
And then that will be our NBA preview
That'll be our NBA preview. Okay, we should talk some Monday Night Football. We had a doubleheader
What bullshit doubleheader bullshit doubleheader because they did this the second game was I need ESPN plus. Mm-hmm
hand up I
Thought the Chargers would beat the Cardinals when I got everyone to take them 45 to 1.
Yeah, that's the first thing I thought about.
Hand up.
When actually the game got into being the game and it was very, very clear that the
Chargers are a super flawed football team.
They are very flawed.
They don't have anybody in the middle.
No guys in the middle.
Offense or defense.
And then they've got no wide receivers.
No wide receivers. I feel
very bad for Justin Herbert. He was actually very good. He just has no one. Harbaugh has built the
entire team out of tight ends and running backs and it's hard to be explosive. Also, I mean,
the Chargers kind of low key dominated that game. They had two that the fumble on the goal line was
egregious. That was bad. Yeah, that was egregious.
And they had I stand by my take that that's a good rule.
Yeah, I like the fumble through the end zone fumble recovered in the end zone for
touchback. Yeah. And then and then the they had the the big guy fumble.
You got to go down after he would he get a pick?
And then he just he just started bumbling down the field.
Got the ball punched out, got the ball punched punched out and then the call at the end was
Bullshit, I thought where they called
Unnecessary roughness. I think it was the right call. It sucked. I don't know. No, don't get me wrong like the call sucked
I was not happy to see it
I think most people that are football fans see that play and they're like that play should not determine the outcome of a game
That sucks that the referees are involved at that point. But if you look at what the rule is, it's like a million percent
the right call.
This is going to sound dumb and it's not the health in mind, but I feel like you should
just, the guy should have to get knocked out for there being unnecessary roughness.
I know what you're saying. Like by the vibe, it didn't look that bad.
It looks nothing. It didn't look, I know there was two angles.
The first angle looked like absolutely nothing.
The second angle, I saw the helmet helmet,
but it just, that to me was just a play
where it's like you can't really do anything else.
You're trying to break it up and I don't know.
It's the case of the NFL having too many rules.
So the defensive back was coming in
as Marvin Harrison Jr. was landing. And as as he's landing his head comes down into the path of
Where the defensive back is trying to hit him and he hits him with his helmet makes contact with like the face mask area
So it was definitely by the rule the way the rules written. It was the right call, but still sucked
Yeah, and I thought I was feeling good about the charges too, especially after hard boss quotes from last week
Yeah
when he was talking about how he went in for his EKG and he had like the whole heart
testing thing and they asked him about it and he said, yeah, you know, the doctor was
telling me you've got the heart of an athlete.
You've got incredible stamina.
And actually the doctor said my heart got stronger from having that incredibly fast
heartbeat like twisted blue steel.
Harbaugh was feeling good about the fact like he he views his heart rate going up to like
250 beats per minute as just doing a really really really intense cardio workout to you know in heart attack games
But I I think that was a stupid
Thought to bet on the Chargers to win the Super Bowl. I'm not gonna give up yet
I did have this one as a win also
It's very hard Justin Herbert going for 350 yards and no offensive touchdowns
That's really hard to do. He has the Dicker show. That's really really hard to do to pass the ball for 350 yards
no turnovers and
Have no touchdowns. Mm-hmm. Think about that
Yes, it's very very like if you think about how long their drives were they just stalled out around the red zone area
They just didn't have they didn't they need to get a wide receiver Calvin Ridley. Come on down
I will say this though in in that matchup. That was the perfect uniform matchup to be on ESPN plus
Yes
Right like that if you have to pick one game to have on that channel and to only be on streaming
That's exactly what you
would go for. It looked like kind of weird and futuristic. I was okay with it. Yeah. And then in
the other game, the Bucks season is officially over. So the Bucks had a night from hell. They
lost to the Ravens. They were up. It would, they were about to be up. What was it? 17, seven or
17 to I think it was 17 seven. Baker throws that interception. Mike Evans
gets hurt. Chris Godwin gets hurt with a minute left. I know that-
Down 10.
What?
Down 10.
Down 10. People were like, well yeah, you got to play them. I don't know. The season
is long. You have a short week. You're going up against Atlanta. I kind of err on the side
of just sit your guys and win, win to you know play to fight another day
We also had a weird. Did you guys see this? It was a very weird
Disinformation campaign that was going on. Yeah that the entire internet
Uh somehow thought that you can only kick two onside kicks in the fourth quarter
Yeah, it was we had a google AI problem is what it was like artificial intelligence
Fucked us over last night because at the end of the game, I think there were what 51 seconds left on that last last drive It was like a minute and 10 minutes 10 seconds and Godwin gets hurt and then the immediate reaction is why are the starters still in?
I understand why Todd Bulls still had his starters and you're down 10 technically
Like it'd be weird if Baker just kneeled that out, right?
I think he's just throwing the backups and you're like,
we got short week for a big division game to a team
we already, that's, we're fighting against,
they're playing the Falcons on Sunday.
They were fighting against it already beat us.
But the thing is like if Todd Bulls had kneeled out,
which is the same as putting your starters in.
Yeah.
Or putting your backups in, right?
If you just take a knee, everybody would be like,
Todd Bulls quit on this game When you're down by 10 points, technically it's,
it's one of those weird, weird like gray areas. They,
it's like 99.999% chance they weren't going to win.
They would have to go down the entire field, get a touchdown or a field goal,
recover another onsides kick and go down, get another touchdown or a field goal.
Here's all that with no timeouts.
I think you can go, you can go either way on it
Here's where you definitely have to say it's crazy
Baker stayed in till there was like five seconds left still running the ball. Yeah. Yeah, that was fucking not the very last play of the game
That's crazy. I was like Baker better not get hurt on the scramble. That's that'd be insane
I actually think if you're gonna point your finger at Todd Bowles
I think you would point your finger at the fact that he went for two when he was down 17.
Yes.
So if he had gone for one, he'd be down 16.
He's down 16 and then that's two possessions.
But you go for two and you make it, who cares?
You go for a, and if you don't make it, then you are now in a three possession game.
Yeah.
So it makes zero sense that Todd Bowles did that.
That's like the first domino that led to all this happening
Yep, so that's that's what you should point your finger on for but what happened was everybody was like well Todd Bulls is
An idiot for keeping his starters in because you're not allowed to do more than what two on site
It's two on three game and because when you searched on Google, you know what the onside kick rule was
that's what came up in the AI summary about it. And then you look at the actual rule book and it absolutely says you can do as many onside kick as you want, but it has
to be all in the fourth quarter and you have to be behind.
You have to be trailing. So what the patient X, patient zero, what is that? Patient zero,
right? Someone wrote an article after the Ravens Cowboys game that said you can only on-site
kick twice and then it just became part of...
Remember the Cowboys came all the way back in total garbage time?
If that's patient X then I think the Wuhan laboratory for this was actually, this was
thought about as a proposal for the rule change.
It was.
And so somebody wrote an article about that like, hey, this might be a rule change that
comes and Google when they scrape the internet, they find those two stories.
And then that's why you get that screenshot. Now there is a chance we can't, we can't rule
out the fact that Todd Bowles might be getting his information about the NFL rules by Googling
and then looking at the first AI screenshot that comes up. So Todd Bowles might have thought
about that and forgot it. Yes. So the, it was just very funny because I was, thankfully I was very tired.
So I wasn't, I was kind of like half in half out.
I was watching the other game and I had both of them up and I was just kind of
pay half paying attention to the end of the bucks game because I definitely
would've gotten got by the two onside kick. Cause there's nothing better than,
uh, learning a new rule and then pretending like you knew that all along. Yeah and I saw that rule in my first
thought was like I had what number one I had no idea that was rule. Same. Number
two why the fuck is that a rule? Same. It makes absolutely no sense but the NFL
you could see them having that. I was so close to tweeting being like all you
idiots saying that Todd Bulls should have kept his starters in learn the rules.
I didn't. Yeah. And cause I really,
cause there is a satisfaction to be like, I know the rule. You don't.
Yeah, I know. Well,
in that instance you would have known the rule before Todd Bulls knew the rule
right. And because you read it online during the game.
And it also, it was such a stupid rule that I gave pause cause I was like,
there's no way this is a real rule. Yeah. That's an insane rule.
I ended up reading the entire kickoff section of the rule book last night. I know all the weird shit about kickoff. Yeah, it was it was very weird.
So for as for the box, I think they should fire Todd Bowles. Okay, well, Todd Bowles,
you're talking about Mayo being a candidate for the gym called Well, is he alive or is
he dead? Todd Bowles has been that for years. He's been dead on the sidelines for a long time. He is a blitz guy, right? Big time blitz guy. And I think he was relying a lot on the old Lamar
rule book, which was if you blitz Lamar, you can have success against him. Yes. That might've been
a bad piece of information that got tied too closely to Lamar and not closely enough to
Greg Roman. Yeah. Greg Roman sucked against the blitz. Yeah. I don't think Lamar and not closely enough to Greg Roman. Yeah. Greg Roman sucked against
the Blitz. Yeah. I don't think Lamar sucked against the Blitz. No. Todd Monkin does not
suck against the Blitz. No. So I agree. It's Lamar has been incredible. The Ravens. I want
to talk about the Ravens, but here's my here's my thought for firing Todd Bowles. Their defense
is bad. Chris Godwin is now out for the year. Mike Evans might be
out for an extended period of time. Liam Cohn, their offensive coordinator is seemingly
a very good offensive coordinator because their offense has been lights out. If you
want to keep him, you should make him that coach right now.
That's actually not a bad point.
Just because like Todd Bulls is what he is. I don't it's
He is what he is. He's not gonna change. There's nothing
There's nothing new that Todd Bulls is gonna do where he's gonna be like man. Now we have a huge coaching advantage
Yeah
He does have a chance to earn his coaching job back though if the Bucks surprise everybody and dealing with all the injuries that they are
They end up making some noise in that division. Yeah, their defense is bad though right now
and I know they've been banged up but I would would, I would do, I would make it's a,
it's a tricky thing to do. But if, if you don't think you're going to lose the locker room,
you could make that switch this season and then be like, Liam Cohen, you, you now have the job
going forward. Maybe after the season's over. Maybe, but I just, I, I wouldn't let Liam Cohen
out the door and keep Todd Bowles after the season is over. Yeah. It all depends. if you think that Liam Cohen could be a good head coach at some point then that's probably move
You should think about yeah, the Ravens are an absolute juggernaut
I think they're actually getting closer to the territory of they could actually maybe beat the Chiefs. Yeah
They've got it all they've got all Marc Andrews catching touchdowns every week now and
Derek Henry is as fast as he's ever been, which is crazy because he said that he was slow
as fuck this season. And then I think he had his fifth fastest run.
It was perfect timing to on the broadcast or like where they're like, where's Derek
Henry tonight? And he ripped off like a 70 yard run. How pumped do you think Troy Aikman
is for game day to be in Bloomington? Oh, so he should be the guest picker, right? He should
absolutely be the guest picker. Make that happen.
Those are his Hoosiers. But yeah, the Ravens Lamar is
playing yet again at an MVP level. He might win MVP again.
I got him 18 to one.
Yeah, that's that's sick. He's I mean, he's he's just been
awesome. The Ravens have been awesome. And it feels like as
long as they stay healthy, which is always something to say for
the Ravens. They are one of the best teams in the NFL probably in the list of
It's probably Chiefs Lions Ravens right now in terms of that upper echelon
Yeah
No
The Ravens are are awesome and Lamar is throwing the ball better than he ever has. Yeah dot talk dot talk
There was dot talk. He's throwing bombs. He's got a nice little touch on his ball. Yeah Lamar it
when bombs he's got a nice little touch on his ball. Yeah,
Lamar it large has so he just has to win a Super Bowl and then it's just he's solidified. He's a surefire Hall of Famer.
Yeah, I think he probably already is. Yeah, because he's
well, no, I think he has to win a Super Bowl to get to get to
the Hall of Fame. So I think he's got to win a Super Bowl. I
don't know. I don't think he's got to win a Super Bowl. Got to
win a Super Bowl. I don't know the record of most touchdowns that interception on
Monday football is pretty,
that's pretty and he's also 23 and one only lost to Daniel
Jones.
He's in the the NFC Hall of Fame.
Yeah, easily dominates the NFC. Okay, anything else from Oh,
the we did have Ed Reed on the manning cast. That was weird.
Yeah, talking about concussions. And I don't think Ed Reed was
necessarily wrong when he was talking about boxers and strengthening their
necks. So basically what he said was, I don't know if the guardian cap is making a difference.
Yeah. And then he broke down how boxers strengthen up their neck muscles because you get the
snap and the nerve hits in your neck. And then Peyton and Eli were just like staring
at the TV like, please for the love of God, something happened. They were like, oh, there's
saying like that's why that's why you don't.
That's why boxers, the head gear is like fake. Yeah. He was protection.
Yeah. That's true.
He was saying that the guardian cap is fake protection.
The thing is true where like you think you have protection.
So you're more likely to keep your hands down and take more hits to the head.
Yeah. But I don't know if that same thing applies for the, I think, I don't,
I don't have any research whatsoever on the guardian cap.
We do have a fat head of the guardian cap that's up in the, uh,
the producers booth right now, which is awesome. But I,
the guardian cap to me seems like it was put in place to reduce like the number
of sub concussive hits that you're taking during practice. Yeah.
So like the small hits that don't actually give you concussion,
they're trying to dull some of those.
And then the argument could be made from like a legal standpoint.
If you're the NFL, why are you letting players protect themselves in practice,
but not in games?
So that the NFL had to be like, yeah, you can wear these ugly caps during games if
you want, thereby putting it back on the players to accept or say, no, we're not
going to. Yes. So to is he said that he's not going to wear when he comes back because he
said we don't, we all take risks when we drive to work every day.
We take a risk. I don't know if he's talking about Tyree kill or not.
Yeah. Situation or Athens, Georgia. Yeah, possibly. But, uh,
it felt to me like Tua was just saying like, they look stupid.
So I'm not going to wear one.
Yeah, I don't. Um, even if it helps a 1% even if it makes your wife feel like it's safer.
I think you wear it.
It makes me feel safer when I watched to if he was wearing a guardian cap.
It's like when I wear a shirt to bed because I'm like if I ever had to get into a fight
or like a knife fight with an intruder, having a shirt on would help
me. Not really, but it would, it makes me feel that way. Yeah. By the way, I looked
it up. Lamar is a 69.13 on the hall of fame monitor on pro football reference. So if he
keeps playing, you probably make it in. If he gets Superbowl, he jump up big time. I
love that they have stats. Yeah. They're like quantified. And at the end of the day, they're
relying on a bunch of fat old sports writers in a room talking to each other
But it's I mean the average Hall of Fame honors a hundred and eight points and Matt Ryan is a hundred and six and Rathaus
Burgers a hundred and Philip Rivers is 98. I don't know. I don't know if all three of them
I think Philip Rivers should get in but I don't know he is to me based on vibes. He's a whole family
Yeah, you but you do agree Lamar Jackson even going to a Super Bowl would make it almost a slam dunk
Yeah, he probably would get it anyway, because it probably keep winning MVP. I'm not saying if Lamar retired right now
Yeah in the Hall of Fame, but I'm saying the way that he's played. Oh, it's been incredible if this keeps up
Yeah, like anywhere close to what he's been then. Yeah, he's the whole if he wins another MVP
Then he's even not going to Super Bowl. Yeah, be the Hall of Famer. So yeah, two not wearing that. What else? Oh, Hank, did you want to talk at all about Belichick basically?
Yeah, that was on my Hot Seat Cool Throne.
Okay, we'll save it. We'll save it. No, no, we'll save it. We'll save it. We'll save it
for Hot Seat Cool Throne. We also had Jameson Williams suspension. So two games.
That's a pretty light suspension, isn't it?
Yeah, what did he what did he have? What do you do?
PES is what Schefter said performance enhancing substance.
I wonder what it was.
To me that's that doesn't feel like it's isn't it usually four
games if it's like a drug if you're on steroids?
Yeah, and what is like a shake or something?
A shake me. Yeah, and what there's like a shake or something a shake me. Okay galaxy gas
What is that?
just whippets that they just slapped a
Tag on like they it's new age whippets and they sell it and they just said hey, it's galaxy galaxy gas
Now all the kids are like, oh, this is awesome. It's like yeah, we used to just do it with whipped cream
Is that the kind of worse than whippets is it? Yeah
We used to just do it with whipped cream. Is that the kind of worse than with it? Is it? Yeah
Look at what the packaging looks like. It looks like candy
We shouldn't bash it too much because it could end up being a sponsor and also we've never tried it. Yeah
That's a cool throw brought to you by Galaxy gas
Those buttholes I'm not ruling it out. Is it legal? No, no, it is legal because it's it is technically meant for like making whipped cream, but they
Actually trying to sell it as with oh, yes, maybe it's on the galaxy gas
It's like very controversial because it's like very appealing to children. It's very bad for your brain. Horrible. Yeah. He might have been on Viagra. Yeah could be. Ocho
Cinco used to say he would take Viagra sometimes and he knew a lot of NFL
players that did it. Yeah maybe that's what it is but either way Jameson
Williams I I do think that he should appeal it and wait because they play on
Thanksgiving so just wait and do it the week before Thanksgiving
and then you only miss five games. Just five days. He said he's going to try to get back
to the team and contribute ASAP as possible. No, what do you say ASAP soon as possible?
Which is great. Yeah, it's great. That's very, very, that's a very fast return. That's very
fast return. But yeah, do appeal that and wait till then you only miss five days. Wouldn't that
make the most sense? Yeah, I don't know who they play on
Thanksgiving, though. So we'd have to check the schedule. So
us the Bears. Oh, that's weird. Yeah, but it does fit. You know,
that's the least amount of time that I'm looking out for James
and William, if he's trying to get back ASAP soon as possible.
He would do it in five days.
Five days is ASAP soon as possible.
He takes his suspension Sunday morning at 11.59.
His suspension is over on Thursday at like three o'clock.
Yeah, and you get to have Thanksgiving with your family.
Right, just think about it.
Okay, should we talk a little college football?
We have a lot more college football with Ross Dallinger.
I wanted to start though, Texas got their welcome to the SEC moment. And it was tough for Texas.
I saw a couple funny things. One, Georgia's defensive line was incredible. They just bullied
him all night. Even had Sark doing the panic, let's hit the arch button, which didn't do any
That was a weird arch button to hit. Really weird. Well, he was in for two drives, I think. And then they sent yours back out there once it was clear that that yours was not the problem. But it felt to me like if you put arch and you got to stick with arch, yeah, you've made a decision that's gotta be weird for yours going back in
they did that picture of the two of them sitting on the sideline both having the manning face I don't think either one of them was happy with it no no like is it
because you had arch going in getting his ass kicked and struggling against a
really good defense he's like fuck this sucks then you have viewers on the side
line being like fuck this sucks I just lost my job yeah so you managed to
alienate both of your quarterbacks at once yeah it felt like a panic move I
don't think Texas is completely out of it, but that definitely was like a big boy test that they failed. Yeah, I have
a take about the bottle incident about the fans throwing stuff. And we talked to Ross
about this a little bit later. I kind of liked it. I kind of liked it a lot. Yeah. Because
I root for chaos. I love I love watching weird chaotic shit on my television on Saturday
when I watched college football
I want to see weird stuff happen and having the entire student section throw bottles. They didn't hit anybody. They weren't throwing out players
Nobody was in danger. I'm sure someone got hit maybe but it was
A bunch of people on the sidelines. I don't think that they were targeting players with it
They were pissed off with throwing bottles on all the like cheerleaders media. Yeah, I'd be voe
Maybe be voe got hit with something. Oh, I think good
Life on at least one person getting hit with a water bottle good thing. I'll get didn't make the trip
They said he's bad on airplanes. So they didn't bring them if I'll get makes a road trip
I want the opposing fans to have like bring tennis balls to the game
Yeah, and then throw them down to the field next to again watch them go nuts
Yeah, but I I liked it because it was fucking crazy and it was stupid and the refs getting together
I don't know if they were bullied into changing their call
I don't know if one of them snuck a quick look up at the video board and saw oh, hey, we really fucked this up
Yeah, I don't know what happened
but the fact of the matter was there's like a five minute delay the refs changed their mind about it gave Texas the ball and
as as a neutral party that doesn't root for either team,
I like, I did put money on Texas to win the championship
at the start of the year, but I'm not a Texas fan.
I have no skin in that game.
As a neutral party watching it, I was like, this is cool.
College football is better when weird shit like this happens.
And then I saw all the talking heads later being like,
this was an ugly scene, this is bad for the sports. It's a black eye on Texas. It's a black eye on the SEC
No when Tennessee did it and they threw mustard bottles on the field. I was like, that's cool. Yeah, you don't want to see it every game
but
There is something about college football that it's it's the closest that we can get to like European soccer culture
Yeah
It's not like this is Brazil where you've got fans running on the field
trying to murder the ref or stabbing each other.
And don't get me wrong, like, you shouldn't do it.
You shouldn't throw stuff on the field, but I liked it.
Matthew McConaughey had to release a,
it's not a notes app,
because it looks, it's not actually on the notes app,
but it essentially is.
He said Longhorn Nation,
specifically our DKR
student section, M.O.C. McConaughey coming at you here.
First off, you were electric Saturday night,
yada yada yada, but let's get real about the bottle bombing,
the field, what is it, all right, but let's get real
about the bottle bombing, the field glitch we had.
Not cool, bogey move.
Yeah, that call was BS, but we're better than that. Longhorn
Nation knows how to show up, show out like no other and still keep our class. Oh, we
dropped the class. You can't do the class. So going forward, let's clean that kind of
BS up and leave that behind us for good. We have to shake hands on that. I don't like
that from Conohay. I don't like that. I'm gonna kind of hate more than anybody should
know he gets older college kids
Stay the same age. They're always gonna fuck around like this is what college kids do
I like bogey move and bogey move is a good move. Yeah, that's a good good phrase
we also I saw a very funny clip of a
Texas fan who someone was peering over him and he was texting and he was
Texting a friend during the game and he was happened to be seated in the Georgia's like section fan section and
his text is I'm in the middle of the Georgia fans man the barking is
overwhelming yeah welcome to the SEC bro yeah you're getting barked at man yeah
Mississippi State comes to town that's gonna be a weird scene too with the
cowbells invading Austin. Yeah. Yeah.
It was a big time welcome to the SEC moment for Texas.
And now they're, I think part of the punishment is Texas has to try to find the fans that
threw that shit and then get them kicked out of games and banned from the stadium forever.
Boom.
That's bad.
Don't do that.
How many, how many, how many feds were in the crowd inciting that riot?
That's what I want to know.
That's a good question.
You know what?
That one kid, you remember the kid with the big ass hair that was in the front row? That's a fed. That's what I want to know. It's a good question. You know what that one kid, you remember the kid with the big ass
hair that was in the front row? That's a fed.
That was a fed. You know what they could do is just have the refs now fuck up calls.
Think about that. It was a very bad call.
In terms of this season, which has been great, we have, so we get the army-navy game in the
conference championship. We talked to Ross about all the iterations of Army Navy.
They are now both obviously ranked just rolling everyone.
We have the first big test for Navy this week playing against Notre Dame.
But some of the other stories, the UNLV Boise game on Friday night is going to be incredible.
I'm very excited for that.
And BYU with their quarterback, BYU, has been one of the best
stories in college football this year. And they are now still undefeated, barely get
by Oklahoma State and seven and oh, and it's just, I don't know, this, this season has
been so much fun. Iowa State's really good in the big 12. And we still have just massive,
massive games coming up like LSU and Texas A&M is basically an elimination game
Both undefeated in the SEC right?
Both undefeated in the SEC they both took non-conference losses week one
It's just I don't know
I I've I have enjoyed thoroughly this college football season and I know that
There have been people who said the regular season doesn't matter as much
I have not watched a single big-time game whether that be Georgia, Texas, Georgia, Alabama
Oregon, Ohio State any of these games and thought to myself while watching it, well, this is lame
because we're going to see them play again. The only shitty thing that could happen and there
should be a rule against this is you should not be allowed in the 12 team playoff if you have three
losses. If you have that that might happen though. Yeah. Yeah. But I think what they what happens if
there's what they should do if you have three losses
And you're like say Alabama loses another game. Yeah, then I feel like you need to take an undefeated team
That's maybe in a group of five conference and put them in instead of a power four team with three losses
Yeah, there's three strikes
Yeah
I think it's it's obviously gonna happen cuz it would suck if a team with three losses gets in the playoffs
And then they win the national championship that would be bad. It depends on the three losses though
I don't know if you find them if they win a national championship playing a road game and then three other playoff games
They're deserve it
I think it would give a lot of credence to people that are saying that the playoff
playoff games, they're deserving. I think it would give a lot of credence to people that are saying that the playoff diminishes
the regular season.
You, you couldn't argue with that person where you say, yes, you're a hundred percent correct.
It does diminish it.
Yeah, it diminishes a little bit, but I still would want to be, I want to get the best national
champion.
And if that team goes and rolls four games, it would be hard to argue against them.
If it's in 12, I think if it's three strikes, you're out.
I don't want to see you.
That's it.
Yeah. That's that there Yeah, that's that.
There could definitely be a three loss SEC team that gets into the playoff.
Indiana also is incredible story.
They're seven to know they absolutely steamrolled Nebraska.
I was there at Bloomington on Saturday.
It was so much fun.
And they Indiana.
As long as they their only loss is Ohio State.
They should be in. Yeah, they should be.
And if they lose another one, they probably
going to be in a lot of trouble because of their strength of
schedule. But run the table other than Ohio State and you're
probably in
I like what what signetti is doing too. And if you don't know
much about Kirk signetti, he's from Google. Yeah, Google them.
Look them up. And all he does is when he's from the Nick Saban
coaching tree. So he coached at Alabama right when they were turning things around.
He was down there with Nick Saban. He operates moves,
looks sometimes a lot like Nick Saban. He's always pissed off.
Like he was screaming at his players in the fourth quarter because they were
only up by 40 points. So, uh, he is a very intense football coach.
He gets results and he's doing it.
His team is like the group of a group of five all stars right now. Yeah, a bunch of transfers that were awesome
at smaller schools. And he just brought them in. He's like, okay, we're going to make Indiana
football good because I know that you guys have proven that you can play Curtis work
Maxine legend Maxine Ohio, right? Yeah, Bobcat. Yeah. And I think he's got his thumb. He's
got like 12 guys from JMU. Yeah, his thumb, he's probably not gonna be playing next week,
right?
He's not playing this week against Washington at home,
but their backup's actually not bad.
He's, fuck, wait, I got it somewhere.
Oh, he's Trace Jackson Davis' brother.
Kind of fun wrinkle, isn't that wild?
Trace Jackson Davis, IU legend in basketball.
He's probably not gonna play this week. I would think
they need him back for Michigan State because that's not the easiest game. That's not a
rollover game. Michigan State, their quarterback has looked pretty good. And that's the one that
you have to win. You have to win that game. Yeah, because there are other games. I mean,
their schedule has been soft, but guess what? Don't apologize. If you are a... They're blowing
people out. Yeah, if you're an Indiana Hoosier fan
Don't let don't let anyone make you feel bad for kicking the shit out of bad team. You think there's anybody at Alabama
That's like we should have hired sig. Oh
That's good question. I think there are I think they're losing their patience with the bore. Yeah, they might be
Yeah, Michigan State is playing Michigan this week in Michigan State
They've they have three losses, but they were two of them were to Ohio State in Oregon, which everyone would probably lose those. Yes.
Okay, anything else with college football? I'm excited for that Friday night game. Boise, UNLV. They could play again, though, too., we might get a double for that.
But Army, Navy, I want Navy to...
I want one of them to finish the season undefeated.
It would be so, so much fun.
So much fun.
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Hank my hot seat is drawn male oh why yes he came out he called the Patriots
soft so they're playing soft and then Bill Belichick on his appearance with McAfee when asked about it said it it's a lot of the same
players from last year I'm kind of hurt for those guys because to call them
soft they are not soft they were the best team in the league last year against
the run I feel bad for the defensive players on that one so this is bad
there's got to be a lot of dissension in the locker room. And it's tough. Hella checks got to be
loving this. And there's there's some there's some videos, you
know, now the the Patriots, like, you know, Twitter accounts
and die hard, whatever Stan accounts are finding videos
from, you know, the preseason when they said it's going to be
a looser locker room, there's players running bikes around the
locker room, there was mini hoops set up and it's just a bad mini hoops.
It's a bad look. You guys got turned to basketball team. Wow. It's a bad look. And Belichick is
so he also loves loving it. He's loving it. He went on Tom Brady's podcast. Yeah. I said
the exact same thing. I just, I just saw that clip. Is it the same club? I was going to
play it, but it's the exact, he he literally was like we were number one against the run
Last year there were four and thirty
Great step, but he he's right if you if you had to pick
What what is the what is the statistic to point to just to prove that you're not soft?
It's running the football and stopping the run
That's gotta be that's a fact like an extra level of hell for Patriots fans to hear Tom Brady and Belichick talking about their current team.
I was shocked that he went on Tom Brady's podcast.
Like is it full?
I guess it's fully.
There was never there was they've never said there was beef.
I mean, heck, there was beef.
There was a million percent beef in Tom Brady's last couple of seasons.
I think I think they probably realized like, hey, this is all craft.
No, no, no, no.
No, I think there was I think they had a
very good
Marriage that got to an end where it was like we've been doing this for 20 years together
You the little things bother you from the other person and that's the breakup
So I don't think it was maybe it's like now that we're not together
Yeah, no, you realize yeah. Yeah, we're good. Yeah, right. I don't think it was kids
They got six Super Bowl kids like they're like
Oh, yeah, our kids are great. Yeah, I don't think it was ever one thing that one person did the other that was like
I cannot believe you did this it was just a
Years and years of little things that annoyed them that they had to break up and now they're fine together. Yeah. Yeah, it was beef
Beef is an over like beef. I don't think is the correct term for it.
No, there was- it was like-
It was definitely beef.
There was 100% beef!
And I think the beef might have been- it might have been more one-sided.
Like Tom Brady definitely at the end was like,
I'm sick of getting cussed out by Belichick every day and him treating me like I'm a rookie.
And Belichick was like, this is just what I've been doing my entire life.
Yeah.
Right, and the trainer stuff, but like I don't think it was Belichick and Brady.
I guess there was a little bit of beef, but like- There was of beef. Come on. It's okay to say there was some beef. There's
no beef anymore. There's beef still between Brady or sorry, Kraft and Belichick. And now,
but they took a shot together. That's true. Belichick is, I mean, this has to feel like the
greatest feeling to watch like the guy, the team that the guy took your job,
the team that fired you, and then them falling off a cliff and you should be like, look,
number one against the run. There was also funny. They were four and 13.
There was reports are like an article that was written where everyone in the organization last
year knew that Mayo was next up because like he was missing meetings with the team because he was
meeting with craft. So like that's definitely Belichick is is loving this did Belichick go on Tom Brady's show live
from the corn maze you see that report no there was a i think it was the new york post and the
headline was like bill Belichick visits corn maze with his 24 year old girlfriend that was built in
his honor oh he's crushing they made they made a bill Belichick themed corn maze that he that he took his girlfriend to on a date which rocks
Hell yes. Yeah, he's loving life. I still think he wants to coach and I think he wants that record
For sure, but like he's yeah, he's
Enjoying he's enjoying the off time. Yeah, he was also enjoying just talking about Ed Reed last night
Yeah, he had reasons favorite player that man loves that loves Ed Reed is his favorite player. I'd love to coach you one day
Okay
Then my cool throne Jalen Brown Joe Mazzola
More I guess my other hot see was unnamed sources. Oh Jalen Brown
Because the remember Stephen a last year had a report about unnamed sources saying people don't like Jalen Brown
He's too like basically said all this stuff that was lies and he said it was an unnamed sources saying people don't like Jalen Brown. He's too like, basically
said all this stuff that was lies and he said it was an unnamed source. That's why Jalen
Brown at the parade or the state your source shirt. He went on Stephen A's podcast and
basically just was like, I think it's bullshit. The unnamed source thing is bullshit. It's
cowardice and Stephen A was the unnamed source. Yeah. But Jalen Brown is basically went on
his podcast and said how much of a coward move it is for the unnamed source. Yeah, but Jalen Brownage basically went on his podcast and said how much of a coward move
It is for the unnamed source to do that to Stephen a's face
You would never put things out on this podcast with an unnamed source. That's the difference between you and I know no
No, he has ever walls walls. Yeah, the walls walls has a name. He is not
Yeah, I can't control the walls. Yeah
These walls talk I would never report that and
say it was an unnamed source. I did not report that. Ryan Whitney reported it and the walls
report. Yeah. The walls told Ryan Whitney. Yeah. Thank God. Cause nothing's happened
and it looks like he's coming back. Yeah. Everyone blame. He probably doesn't even remember
that this is even coming back. He might gearingaring up which they also said he was gearing up before they reported he had double Achilles tendonitis or whatever. So
Who knows the walls might be right?
but if they're not I
Will not feel bad about it because I didn't say anything if they have a name if Christian McCaffrey comes back in the in the Niners
Don't lose another game, he should win MVP.
Because they're so broken.
Yeah, he's he basically there.
It's memes hitting the the the fire the coach button Hassan Reddick button.
Devante Adams Christian McCaffrey has to be all the but did you see what happened?
Debo.
So Debo's in the hospital right now.
He has pneumonia.
So he's got fluid in his lungs.
That's why he didn't play last week.
He tried to play and they're like he's get an unspecified illness. Everybody was like, oh Deebo soft Deebo soft
He had fucking pneumonia. Yeah, and he's currently hospitalized. It's crazy. I hope he's okay
But yeah, the the 49ers are missing every single weapon
It's it's bad memes by the way, our good friend Tom Frinelli had a very funny tweet
You want me to tell it to you? You can maybe call him Tom Florio
Yeah, he me hear it.
He said the Jets are just a Randall Cobb trade
away from being good.
That's pretty good, huh?
Tom hates the Jets.
Are you thinking about-
Isn't he a free agent?
I think he's retired, but yeah.
It was a joke about how basically the Jets
every single week are like, this will fix everything.
It's a bad tweet. They could just sign random cards. Memes just keeps going around the office saying 12 and 5.
12 and 5? That they're going to win every other game.
Yeah, but now that the Chargers lost 11 and 6.
11? What?
11 and 6 gets you in? Yeah, 11 and 6.
Wait, I don't know if your mic is on, Max. Is it? So Mem the playoff machine where he's like the Chargers having another loss means that we can go 11 and
6 make the playoffs yeah, he's just walking so it's 11 and 6 or is it 12 and fine now. It's 11 at 6
What do you say to this max? I mean he's I?
Just want you to get it. I just want you to get shot and put out of your misery
Like I just can't it's every week. He just comes in he's like they're gonna win every other every game, and then it's just
Absolute devastation because he truly thinks that the yeah jets will win every game the rest of the year
I love looking at the booth now. You guys are just
We need to put up. Maybe I wouldn't mind maybe the Pink Floyd ass poster Yeah, because you guys really are like, oh yeah, we're 13 year olds bedroom
Yeah, let's get that picture maybe the two girls kissing ninja turners pizza
Boondock no, we're 13. We're getting we're starting to feel some things
Yeah, we should just slowly start taking down the sports stuff and putting up chicks. Yeah
The booth has hit puberty the stuff and putting up chicks. Yeah.
The booth has hit puberty. The the Belushi College picture.
Yeah. Well, that'll be a little bit later.
Yeah. Yeah.
Bob Marley at some point.
Bob Marley. No, that's never in a college dorm.
Never. Never.
Remember? Remember the Mount Rushmore?
Oh, right, right, right. Yeah.
We had one where it was I think about
did you ever think do you ever have a moment where you just think about your like 21 year old self or 18 year old self
Just like man. I was a douchebag, but we had one in our apartment. That was it was just a chick
Spread eagle like crawling out of the ocean and or just her ass. Yeah, that's good stuff
That's good stuff. Yeah, the pink boy put the whole it put the whole room together
My roommate had the Pink Floyd album cover ass picture and he didn't ever listen to Pink Floyd. Yeah, he couldn't name a single song
He's just like it's asses. It's asses. Yeah that place
What are you saying Hank? That was it
Yeah, Jalen Browns is maybe the smartest person alive. Oh
Wow, he's very very intelligent very well spoken. It's a great interview. Do you have a cool throw? My cool throw was Missoula but we talked about that and
just me dunking because of the quote Missoula had when he was asked about
repeating said zero there's no pressure we're all gonna be dead soon and it
really doesn't matter. Mm-hmm. So that made me feel a lot better just about
everything. Maybe when when Missoula comes to Chicago,
Chicago to play the Bulls, he chokes you out and we get one of those stories.
You ever hear those ran? Everyone knows it's, it's usually, uh, not real,
but like all friend of a friend. Like they, they got,
they were drowning for like a minute and then they came to and they spoke fluent
Spanish, like shit like that maybe that will
happen to you he chokes you out you lose consciousness then you can dunk I'm
down more of your bloods going to your leg muscles at that point we who is the
guy max we met a guy at a towel remember that guy who had a cane he was
like I got in a car accident afterwards I was in a coma for like 30 days and I
came out speaking Spanish do you remember that that guy? I do. Yeah. Those
stories are always crazy. I read one about a guy that had a stroke and then
he could play the piano perfectly. Yeah. And he never played an instrument. That I think is
what we have to do. He's got to choke you out and hope that you can just dunk
after. But isn't him saying like we could all be dead tomorrow? Doesn't that make it,
it doesn't make it more likely that you're gonna be able to dunk. It just
makes it more, it makes it easier for you to accept not dunking yeah yeah
there's zero pressure so either way like mentally you're in a better spot yeah
there's zero pressure okay we're about the money aspect though zero pressure
money's not real no money's not real nothing's real yeah if you die tomorrow
who cares if you have money or don't have money that's pretty fucking deep
do you think that when we die people will still listen to the show like old episodes?
Yeah, you think the age like you can go back
I hope so maybe they'll get better like when an artist dies and their paintings are worth so much more
I think about that every now and then like when I die
Hopefully many many years from now like my kids will be able to just pull me up all the time
At that point kind of a weird feeling you'll be able to just pull me up all the time. At that point, kind of a weird feeling, you'll be able to use AI and get get daddy's take
on what just happened to the Bears game.
Yeah, it's just I don't know.
It's a weird thought.
Hot Seat Kool Thru on PFT.
My hot seat is NHL merch.
Oh, because the NHL has just announced a partnership with fanatics and Lululemon combined to sell
NHL stuff.
And I was thinking when I saw this, this, this would be a real shame if they had
the same issue that the MLB pants had with fanatics. Yes. Lululemon had that.
Yes. It would be a real shame and we should not hope for that. I agree.
And then my cool throne is number one bots on Twitter. You don't want it.
It'd be a real shame. It would be, it shame if Lulu Lemon had the Major League Baseball pants issue.
Nobody wants to see that, right?
No.
Be gross.
Asses.
For the love of God, please no.
Get it, Hank?
I do, yeah.
I thought, yeah.
The pants are the most comfortable, some of the most comfortable sweatpants out there.
Besides Robak.
Yeah.
Robak's number one
My cool throne is bots on twitter because they're fucking everywhere. It's it's crazy fucking everywhere
Yeah, it's they're fucking everywhere. You have both you have like multiple everywhere fucking you have so many different types of bot accounts
And they all are reply guys and they all come up within the first like
Half second of any major account that tweets something you got the porn porn bots, the only fans bots, then you have the gambling bots.
Then you've got the bots that have like a Pakistani flag as one of their emojis
and they all reply me and they're getting better.
You're yeah. The bots that just repeat your tweet back to you. Yeah. They paraphrase and, but they're getting better.
It's kind of crazy how fast they're able to do it now. Are you,
do you guys block them? I just block them. I don't think it helps. I don't think
it helps at all. But if I see like there's three tweets from the same account underneath,
I just block it. But I don't think it helps at all.
But it's gotten like it's way worse than it's ever been. Oh, yeah. And there's a theory
is called the dead internet theory. Have you heard about that? No, it's a theory that like
starting in 2016 or so, most of the internet became populated by bots.
And so like half of everything that you see is not written by a person.
It's written by like a software program script.
I don't think it's that much.
But on Twitter, excuse me, X X.com, the everything app, it's all happening on X.
It feels like it's, it's at a level that I've never seen before.
Yeah.
And I don't block them because I want to, I want to know what the bots are up to.
Yeah, I block them.
I don't think it does anything.
I want to keep an eye on them.
Yeah, because they just create.
There's like one button that they press, and boom, million new bots.
Yeah.
All right, my hot seat is Jersey Jerry, our friend Jersey Jerry.
This came from Nicky G. Listener.
He tweeted this at me.
He thinks he found Jerry's Reddit account.
So the little Wednesday reading
real quick if I can. This is from 1400 Totem Pole. They wrote, I'm not gay, but I want
to live in a log cabin with Russell Wilson. We won't ever have sex, but there will be
a simmering erotic undercurrent as I stand in the kitchen window watching him tighten
his ass as he chops wood shirtless sweat pouring off his body. I'll run upstairs and masturbate the entire time forcing
myself to think of women while my thoughts drift back to Russell. I won't
be able to climax and eventually I'll go back downstairs angry. Sometimes we will
look across the table and catch each other's eyes and in that second
anything is possible but we both deny ourselves and go back to what we were
doing. One day one of us will die and the other will
Bury him outside the log cabin
Then he'll go inside pen a brief missive to his parted friend and commit suicide
Never able to deal with life without his one true platonic love. This is literally this is that episode of the last of us
It's great. If you've ever seen that this is the last of Russ. Yeah. Like this is what they're doing right now. That that might be Jersey Jerry. Yeah. So thanks to Nikki G for
pointing this out to me. It's Jersey Jerry. I'm not going to tweet about it until the
show comes out. But it is like that was one I saw it yesterday and I bookmarked it. I
was like, I'll bring this up. And then we have to be like, Jerry, what's going on, dude?
Yeah. I mean, it does. The only thing is the writing style doesn't necessarily match. Yes. It's actually put together nicely
I don't think that Jersey Jerry knows the word erotic. I don't think he knows how to write. Yeah
It's all speech to text interstitial fun fact about Jersey Jerry. He doesn't have a computer
How he doesn't have a computer? I feel like that might be a trend though. We I was like we're all given
I'm saying like there's probably more younger people that don't have computers. He he's not young
I know and he also just doesn't cuz I he he kind of is yeah. He is a little bit. He's like 28
Yeah, 29. He uh
Yeah, I said something to him like have you ever blogged? He's like, I don't have a computer
So maybe he just did on his phone my cool thrown I have two one is the
Las Vegas Raiders because they fixed their quarterback room, you know, Connell's hurt and
Spencer or sorry Desmond Ritter is now a Las Vegas Raider. Okay, good. So
That will solve everything. What was their plan going
into the season? That's still mystifying. Pray. It's like Gardner Mentsch, you maybe. Yeah,
pray. And then my other cool throne is Minnesota Sports because they recreated the old Randy Moss
KG picture with Anthony Edwards and Justin Jefferson. And I know Minnesota Sports are sad
state, don't win things, but they might have like the coolest
collection of athletes in the last 20 years, like compared to anyone else.
Yeah.
And also Anthony Edwards said that he wanted to play in the NFL after a couple more seasons
in the NBA.
Sure.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Think about it though.
They had KG, they had Randy Moss, they have Anthony Edwards, they have Justin Jefferson,
they had Joe Maurer.
Yeah. Very cool. The coolest, coolest athletes Justin Jefferson, they had Joe Mauer. Yeah, very cool.
The coolest, coolest athletes.
He's awesome, he's bad.
Yeah.
Okay, let's get to our interviews.
We've got two great interviews.
We have Ross Dallinger talking more college football, then we have a really cool interview
with Chris Brickley who is an NBA trainer.
You've probably seen all his videos talking about his story to becoming an NBA trainer
with Mello and a little NBA
talk you know who's gonna be good this year who he's been training very cool
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All right, now here is Ross Dellinger.
Okay, we now welcome on a very special guest.
He covers college football for Yahoo.
It is Ross Dellinger.
You can also hear him on the College Football Inquirer.
Great podcast with Dan Wessel and
Pat 40 Ross.
First of all, thank you for joining us.
You're going to help us get navigate this crazy college football season.
I want to start though.
You were in Austin on Saturday night for Texas, Georgia.
Have you in all your years of covering college football seen a scene like that where water
bottles throwing on the field weirdly maybe helped a call get overturned for the Texas
Longhorns even though they fell short and got absolutely killed by Georgia?
Huh.
Never.
Never.
In 20-ish years or so of covering college football.
And honestly, high school football and pro football,
I've never seen that.
I've never seen a call announced to a crowd
and then the ball be marked
and then there'd be some kind of pause in play
and then the call is reversed.
Usually you see the officials confer in before an
announcement and before marking the ball and then to, you know,
to overturn a call. You don't see it announced, marked, and
then overturned. So that that was the first for me in a while.
And then it just added forever. And then it just added a lot of
drama, right with the with the stuff being thrown in the field
and the fact that there was a five minute pause
probably in the game to clean up the water and beer bottles
and everything else that was thrown out there.
And during that pause, basically the officials,
that's when they conferred.
So the suggestion is if bottles aren't thrown in the field
and they don't have that pause, they don't confer
Georgia snaps the ball and keeps possession instead of Texas getting
possession.
It was wild.
And you can imagine I was on the field after the game in the Georgia.
Administrators were down there, the Georgia president in the Georgia athletic director.
And let me tell you, they were not too happy.
Greg Sankey was down on the field too.
And the Georgia president had a conversation with him. I can imagine what was said, but they weren't happy.
Yeah, yeah. It was a crazy moment. Maybe Greg Abbott changes his mind about student protests. It feels like that benefited him this time.
And when it happened, my understanding of the process was that the officials got together and the official that threw the flag said, hey, my bad, I've had a couple
of minutes to think about it.
And I think I told you that the wrong guy committed the penalty.
It was actually on the offense why I threw the flag.
And then that was the explanation for why it was overturned.
Is that what they're going with?
That's right.
Yeah.
That's the, the SEC released a statement basically saying the, the the calling the official who called the foul
acknowledged that he erred in his judgment and he meant to call and Kirby
Spark told us this afterward too he meant to call offensive pass interference
basically on on the Georgia player not defensive And if you watch the replay of the play,
you can see that just the way the guys were positioned,
like the players, the offensive player was actually more
in a role, like trailing the play.
You would more normally see a DB trail the play.
So I do wonder if the official actually did get confused
there and called the wrong player, called
the wrong foul and then thought about it while the trash was being thrown in the field, right?
And then conferred and changed the call.
Either way, it's probably not in, in, in Kirby smart said this after the game, probably not
great precedent to say that you can announce a call market.
And then, Oh, by the way, uh, I just had a few minutes to think about it while trash was being thrown on the field.
Yeah.
If you cry it off, they'll change their mind.
Yeah, I like that.
Yeah.
So the official, you're saying that he saw it like as a defensive back was actually the
wide receiver and then called it that way.
To me, I mean, I think everybody that watched it, and ultimately, you know what?
It's one of those situations where maybe ball don't lie because they got the call right.
They ended up making the correct call on the play.
And then Georgia just ended up beating the shit out of Texas
from that point on.
So it's like, this could be a lot worse
if it had been a call that actually just straight up
impacted the result of the game.
But yeah, it basically just says,
and I know that Texas is trying to like track down
what students threw shit onto the field, right right I don't know if they're gonna use
surveillance cameras or whatever that's it's just a whole mess and it was done
probably in a bad way but at the end of the day I think it ended up working out
as good as it could for the sport yeah well think about this guys like if they
had if they had stuck to the original call, right,
then there would always be that thing hanging over
the outcome and the result of the game.
And certainly it would have been a pretty big,
so there's that point.
And the other point is, what if Texas used that play
to score touchdown, which they did,
and springboard them into a win. Then so there's
a lot of different ways this could have been, this could have had a lot more magnitude, I think. Um,
but instead it kind of went how you thought it might go. Yeah, it was a footnote. Uh, so I,
I wanted to talk about from that game, you were there, you were there. What was the vibe, uh,
when you're talking to Texas people, not to do knee-jerk reactions
But this was Texas in their first big boy SEC game and they got absolutely manhandled like that was that was an insane
performance by George's defensive line and it felt like oh
We we asked for this we wanted to go to the SEC
This isn't us pushing around Baylor and Texas Tech anymore. Like these are big boys
Did you catch that vibe or was it like hey, we're close. We just had an off night
There was a little bit of that vibe and then in for me guys actually go back
14 years ago at the time
I was a beat writer covering the University of Missouri and in their first year in the SEC 2012
to cover in the University of Missouri. And in their first year in the SEC, 2012,
they hosted Georgia in their first ever SEC game.
And going into that week, a Missouri player,
kind of calling out the old school type of SEC
and how they played back then, certainly,
said that Georgia played old man football.
I don't know if you guys remember that.
And then after the game, Georgia absolutely
whipped them in the same way that Georgia beat Texas controlling the line of scrimmage, dominating
on defense, harassing the quarterback. And so after that Missouri game in 2012, a Georgia player said,
no, we don't play old man football. We play grown man football. And that's what, that's what this felt like. Yeah, actually is like Texas. Welcome to the sec. We play
grown man football. It was amazing. Georgia's defensive
front and what they did against a Texas offensive line that
that really was supposed to be one of the best in is in the
most experienced in the country. It was just, they
harassed harassed them has harassed the quarterback all game. I think
they had seven sacks. I think they had three sack fumbles. It was it was a dominating performance
by Georgia. And then afterward, you know, Kirby Smart, it talked a lot as coaches do about all the
doubt, you know, going into the game that Georgia could handle and stay with Texas. And he talked about the doubters and see, I showed you that this was a,
I showed you game.
This was a welcome to the SEC game. This is how we play.
Yeah. I mean,
Texas's main fault was just not wearing Alabama's uniforms because that's the
only team that could beat Georgia. That's it. Yeah.
They just beat everyone else.
Never play. Never play Alabama again. They can somehow get away with never playing Alabama again, Georgia. They just beat everyone else. They should never play Alabama again. They
can somehow get away with never playing Alabama again, George. They'll be fine.
They'd never lose a game. So speaking of Alabama, you know, your bread and butter,
starting out was SEC. What do you think the vibe is like in Alabama right now, knowing that
it's not that they have lost to Vanderbilt in Tennessee, which are bad, you know, Saban would never lose to Vanderbilt, but it's also you could kind of see Alabama and they don't have the toughness discipline that a Nick Saban team has always had. And that's got to be driving people insane, I would imagine.
Is Tuscaloosa still standing? Have they burned it down yet? I mean, I can't imagine what it's like there right now
in the building, outside of the building.
I just, Sunday, church on Sunday in Tuscaloosa
or anywhere in Alabama,
I'm sure was that this was a talking point,
the tide losing two of their first seven,
which hadn't happened since Saban's first year, 2007.
Wow.
And you're right, you nailed one of the issues.
They are undisciplined.
And we've seen through 17 years,
we saw pretty disciplined teams from Nick Saban.
And they are just undisciplined.
We saw 15 penalties, I think Alabama had.
I think they are in the bottom 10 in the FBS in total penalty yardage in
games.
So, and these are silly penalties.
They're like post snap and pre-snap penalties, frustration, emotional type penalties.
You know, and it's the little things.
These teams are separated by so small.
Their talent is so close, especially with Alabama and Tennessee and the
Georges and the Texas, it's these little things.
And sometimes a penalty or a group of penalties can be the difference in a game.
So it's been shocking to see how they played in, in this is a storyline.
Uh, certainly from here on out, is Nick Saban, their
former coach, right, and maybe the best of all time, is square
in the middle of college football still every morning on
Saturday. And his team, right, his former team, at least, is,
you know, losing as bad as they have since he took since he had
originally taken over. So I'm fascinated to see how Nick Saban
nationally on ESPN is going to approach this. Yeah. Yeah. Well, I mean, you said it's, it's
the first time it's happened since Nick Saban's first year as well. Now, obviously Debord took
over a much, much, much better program than, than Saban inherited at the time, but there's
going to be growing pains. And I actually think the SEC right now where it stands,
we're in for a very fun couple of weeks here because there's a little bit of chaos.
We don't know what's going to happen.
And with the 12 team playoff, it feels like there's any number of five
different combinations of ways that this could shake out.
So from where we're sitting today, it's October 21st.
Where is this going to play out? Who's going to win the SEC? And then what other SEC teams do you think are 21st. Where is this gonna play out?
Who's gonna win the SEC?
And then what other SEC teams do you think
are gonna be in the 12-team playoff?
Yeah, I mean, we could really,
we could be locked at four or five teams at the top,
all tied with one, two losses.
You look and there could easily be three or four teams
that finished 10 and two in the league.
And how do you separate these teams?
Some of them didn't play each other because the conference has gotten so big, you know,
in all the conferences, right?
That's one of the issues with this consolidation of conferences and the consolidation of big
brands and the growth of conferences is that you got rid of the divisions.
So everybody's lumped in together and there's 16 or 18 teams in these conferences,
and some of them don't play each other.
So you got all these tiebreakers,
including down to like the fifth, sixth, seventh tiebreaker,
down to like flipping a coin, right,
to see who goes to the championship game.
We could really be in, not just in the SEC,
but in for some seriously weird ties uh, ties and tiebreakers.
But to get back to your question, I think we all probably saw the best team in the sec
on Saturday night in, in it's Georgia.
It's a healthy Georgia, you know, as long as they can avoid Alabama, uh, it's a, it's
a healthy Georgia.
You know, they were missing a lot of defensive players against Alabama.
They were missing a lot of defensive players.
And in a lot of these games against Kentucky, they got pretty much everybody
back against Texas and it showed.
And that's, that's what they are.
So to me, Georgia's probably, uh, you know, the best team in the league.
Uh, you know, from there, I think there's, there's a, there's a grouping, um, of a lot of, a lot of teams kind of all jumbled together.
Obviously, A&M right now is at the top of the league, undefeated in the conference,
and so is LSU.
They each have a non-conference loss, and so they're kind of right there. You know, so, so me to, to me, it's, it's after Georgia, it's Tennessee, it's A&M
and it's probably, probably LSU.
Uh, and then you have Texas as well.
So I think there's a big four or five grouping right there.
And out of that group, somebody's got to get to the championship game
to potentially face Georgia.
Yeah.
And I don't really know who, who that is.
You know, if you look at the schedules, A&M and LSU play each other this weekend.
So that's gonna tell us some things, right?
Texas and Texas A&M finish the year playing each other.
Tennessee still has to play Georgia, I believe, right?
So you'll, at the end of this thing, if you look at it,
we might see Texas and Georgia playing again.
Yeah, Yeah.
All right, so in terms of big picture,
we have a stance on this podcast.
We love the 12-team playoff.
Are you a fan of the 12-team playoff?
And like we were just saying before you hopped on,
UNLV Boise State is a game on Friday night
that has major, major implications that
wouldn't in years past with a
four team playoff. What do you think though, in terms of for the sport and for any naysayers who
are like, we don't like the 12 team playoff? Well, I always go back to the percentages of
teams in a certain sport that can advance to their postseason.
So you look at the NCAA basketball tournament
and a lot of other NCAA sports, volleyball, softball.
And around 10% to 20% of sports participants
can get into the postseason.
And college football for so many years was 3%,
which is incredibly low, just too low.
Look at pro sports.
They have over 20% some of their, you know, you can probably go too high, but 3% is certainly
too low.
So right now they're at 9 or 10% with the 12-team playoff, which I think some would
probably say is too low, which is why we're probably almost certainly bound eventually
for 16-team playoff.
Like everything sets up for this
thing to keep expanding. Yeah, 14 teams, 16 teams, like it's
going to keep expanding. But I love it. I love the 12 team. I
actually like the format a lot too. I know that's been a big
debate right now. And there's a couple of real powerful
conferences that want to see the format changed right in the big
10 and SEC. They want to see a change there. They want to see
multiple automatic qualifiers. But I love the format changed, right? In the Big Ten and SEC, they want to see a change there. They want to see multiple automatic qualifiers.
But I love the format as it is now,
where basically each Power 4 conference gets an AQ,
their champion gets an AQ.
And then, as you mentioned, right,
that the best group of five team gets an AQ,
and basically serves, in a way, as that, like,
16-seat in the NCAA basketball tournament
kind of playing the one seed sort of thing. You know, they'll almost always be a 12 seed,
although you never know, right? We could have like, you know, this year guys, like what if we have a
big 12 team lose two or three games and win the big 12 championship and finish in the rankings
behind a Boise or UNLV? Well a Boise or UNLV.
Well, Boise or UNLV is going to end up getting the four seed because the top four seeds only
go to conference champions and they get a buy.
So actually you could have that happen.
It would be pretty unusual, but you could.
But I love it.
I love the format.
I love how they did it.
They have seven at larges, right, that are still for those programs that didn't win their conference.
But I really like the format as is. I wish that they would kind of let the format play out before
changing it. But everybody's in a rest these days and there's not a lot of patience.
Wait, so what's, when we met at the combine last year, you explained to me what they were proposing
for a format change. So
what would be the 16 team playoff and also how does it tie in? You do some great reporting
this big 10 sec they're doing like, you know, these, the meeting of the families in Nashville
and stuff and just trying to box everyone. What's happening in all of that, if you can
explain it. Yeah. Yeah. There's a lot going on, right? I'll start with the playoff format
and it ties in to the Big Ten SEC meetings, right?
So Big Ten SEC, Adidas, athletic directors
met about two weeks ago in Nashville.
It was a joint meeting, kind of historic,
unprecedented type of meeting between
34 athletic directors gathered in a room.
And they talked about three things.
One of them was the future
of the college football playoff format.
Another one was a future scheduling partnership
between the two programs,
like a regular season scheduling type of agreement.
And the number three was of course this house settlement,
this antitrust house settlement
that will usher in revenue sharing,
athlete revenue sharing coming next year. So those are kind of the three big topics. So
they do tie into the playoff format. So this past spring, when all the 10
FBS commissioners got together in Notre Dame's athletic director, those 11 people kind of sit
on a board that controls the college football playoff, when they all got together in Notre Dame's athletic director, those 11 people kind of sit on a board that
controls the college football playoff. When they all got together to start talking about a new CFP,
there was an agreement that was made that basically the SEC and Big Ten have most of the
control. They basically ceded control to the SEC and Big Ten on revenue distribution, who gets the money, in the future format of a playoff
starting in 2026 and beyond,
because for the next two years
we'll have the current format,
the 12 team, five AQ, seven at large.
But they ceded control of a lot of this
to the SEC and Big Ten,
and you probably ask, why in the heck,
with the Big 12, the ACC, and the Group of Five conferences cede control
to the SEC and Big 10?
It's because the SEC and Big 10 said, we want the power or we're leaving, and we're leaving
you behind.
And that's what happened.
And I've got administrators that have been on the record about that.
I had a story back in April kind of diving deep into what happened, the ultimatum that
the SEC and Big 10 gave them. So nobody wanted to see that.
Well, they see the control. So the bottom line is the SEC and Big 10, in conjunction with their TV
partner, ESPN, have control of the future format of the playoff. And they'll start talking probably
in the spring, maybe January, about what the playoff will look like starting in
2026 and beyond.
Now there are some guarantees, guys, that they made.
So there's a guarantee that each Power 4 Conference champion will get in and a Group of 5 champion
will get in.
And there's a guarantee for Notre Dame because they're an independent.
If they finish inside a certain ranking, a top 12, a top 14, then they get in at large berth.
So keeping in mind those guarantees,
everything else is on the table.
Where the games are played,
how many playoff teams there are,
and what they really want,
and what they've pushed especially in the Big Ten guys,
is that they want multiple automatic qualifiers
per conference. So the Big Ten would like multiple automatic qualifiers per conference.
So the Big 10 would like four automatic qualifiers
in the playoff.
The SEC, the proposal was the SEC would have four as well.
The ACC and Big 12 might have two each.
Those are just talked about, nothing agreed to.
But that's what the talk is.
They're trying to eliminate the selection committee in the subjectivity around that.
So that is kind of the talking point right now.
Nothing agreed to, but that's what the Big Ten specifically wants.
It's interesting because looking forward in like four years into the future of college
football, you have no idea how many of these conferences are going to exist as we know
them right now, right?
Because realignment is still happening.
So what is the big picture?
What is the end goal
that the power conferences are fighting towards?
Where do they see college football being in like five years?
Who? Yeah. I mean, some of them don't know
where college football will be in five months, right?
It changes so regular. Like every day, it's changing.
I think something everybody needs to understand
is that the house settlement,
which not to get too in the weeds there,
just know that the house settlement
will allow schools to pay millions of dollars
directly to athletes, right?
In a state competitive,
you're gonna have to pay millions of dollars to athletes.
And there are schools that aren't gonna be able to do that.
So there's gonna be more and more separation, right?
Specifically between probably the top 30 or 40 schools and everybody else, and certainly
the top 70 and the power four and the G5.
The gaps will continue to grow.
And in 2031, when pretty much every conference, a lot of the conferences, TV deals come open, which the TV deals of course lock schools in place.
But when they come open, everybody's a free agent, right?
So in 2031, when a lot of that happens,
you're gonna have more conference movement
and more realignment.
And there's a suggestion that the gaps will grow so big
because of all the revenue sharing coming
and all the schools that can't keep up, that there will be a small segment, not 130, maybe not even
70, maybe 40 or 50, that separate off and do their own thing.
You guys have seen probably a lot of my reporting and others about this, quote, super league
type of things that are being
shared with administrators that a lot of them have private equity back behind them and they
basically would separate a smaller group of programs into kind of a premier league in
Europe and it would be more of a professionalized kind of model.
That's the way a lot of folks see this going.
Now, whether that's just the SEC and Big Ten
splitting off and doing it,
or the SEC and Big Ten splitting off
and taking some other programs, or the Power Four,
there's gonna be some kind of more formal separation
on the way.
Yeah.
What about relegation?
Have they talked about that?
Because that would rock.
Yeah.
Yeah, it would.
You know, the proposal, there's a group, I had a story about this a couple of weeks ago, right before the SEC and Big Ten
meeting. It's called Project Rudy. It's a kind of a type of super league proposal. They don't call
it a super league. Most would, it takes the four power leagues and all those 70 schools, it keeps
everybody in their conference, but they only play one another.
So they play conference schedules and then all their non-conference are against one another,
not against G5, not against FCS schools.
And then they have kind of a redone playoff.
And then they consolidate everybody into a TV, one TV package, which would bring in more
money and they have relegation.
Right? So they have tiers, they have four tiers and you're, you're putting these tiers based
on how you performed the previous year. So they, they do have a relegation where you
can move up and move down. Um, a lot of folks like the idea. It has a lot of support, but
it has more support from people not in the Big Ten in SEC.
Because they're in an advantage position.
If you feel like you could possibly lose out on being in the Big Ten, why would you ever
sign off on that deal?
Yeah.
Right.
Exactly.
I hope it just gets to a point, as is my hope that it probably will never happen, is that
we just end up back at square one where you have like the big
ten now there's a big ten west division like in the NFL and it's Oregon USC
Washington UCLA so you bring back the regional divisions and then you play it
almost like an NFL schedule where it's like you play everyone in your little
division winner of your division goes to the playoff and play it out that way
that's probably never going to happen,
but it feels like it would be funny if we kind of like streaming,
how streaming took place of cable.
And now we're back at the spot where we're just buying streaming bump bundles
and we're buying cable again.
We're just going to get back to regional conferences through divisions.
Yeah. I think that we could see certainly on
the for the bat for basketball and the Olympic sports. They're
already talking about that, right? How can we regionalize
competition because it makes no sense for a volleyball team to
fly across the country or softball team to fly across the
country and folks are starting to realize that there's already
talk at the NCA level of trying to more regionalize Olympic
sports. But maybe you're right, maybe it happens even in football at some point in these conferences
break down and separate into a geographic type of regions. You know, I think a lot of that,
again, will probably get settled in the early to mid 2030s, where you have all the TV deals come open and schools are kind of free agents.
But this revenue share is gonna change everything.
And it is gonna, for once and for all,
probably lead to some sort of formal breakaway
and separation between the programs
that make a lot of the money, right?
Like I think the stats are the top,
there's 18 programs that drive 60%
of the college football viewership, 18.
And of those, I think there's six programs
that drive like, you know, 60% of that 60%, right?
So those programs are, and along with a few others,
are going to separate just based alone on the fact that they can pay now, they can pay players
directly and legally. And so we're going to have to get to separation. And once that really happens,
then you probably will have what you're talking about where everybody starts having a little more
sense on geography and travel. Yeah. All right. So back to this season, then you probably will have what you're talking about. Where everybody starts having a little more sense
on geography and travel.
Yeah, all right, so back to this season,
because it's been a great college football season.
We've screwed this up a few times.
Explain to us how we can get both Army and Navy
into the college football playoff.
Into the playoff?
Woo, that would be hard.
Yeah, okay. That would be difficult.
It's amazing though, that this is happening this season
where Army and Navy are both at the same time,
undefeated for the first time since World War II, I think.
And it's amazing that that's happening right now
in the first year of the expanded playoff
in about six months after the CFP made a crucial decision
concerning specifically Army and Navy.
So back in April, the CFP got together.
We all know Army and Navy play
the week after the conference championship games,
the week after the CFP selections are made.
So back in April, the CFP had a big meeting
trying to decide on what to do.
What if Army and Navy are somehow in their wildest dreams, they
finish undefeated and we have to, and they still haven't played each other and
we have to make selections. Well they got together in April and they decided we're
gonna basically not count the Army-Navy game. So we're gonna make our selections
right on after the conference championship games, we're going to make the selection of who the best G five
team in team is, uh, and give them the AQ.
And if it's army or Navy, we give it to army or Navy and they'll just play
the next week and that game really won't count, you know, cause the
decisions already made.
If that all happens in the first year, that's crazy.
Incredibly fascinating.
Yeah.
It'll be fascinating. Now army and Navy can meet in the conference year. That's crazy. It'll be incredibly fascinating. Yeah, it'll be fascinating.
Now Army and Navy can meet
in the conference championship game.
Right, yeah.
They can meet in the American athletic.
They don't play obviously in the regular season.
They play in that second week of December,
but they can meet in the conference championship game.
And if they both finish undefeated,
they will meet in the conference championship game.
So the CFP will pick the winner
if they are ranked ahead, right? A Boise, UNLV, some of the
other G5 schools. Those are the main two. Boise and UNLV are probably the, when in the G5 race,
I'm guessing Boise and UNLV will be the teams that will threaten the winner if they are undefeated,
Army and Navy on that, at that American Athletic Conference Championship to get the G5. But yeah, it would be wild guys that Army and Navy could play for the American athletic conference championship to get the G five.
But yeah, it would be wild guys that army Navy could play for the American in the American
conference championship game.
A day later, the CFP will pick the winner potentially to get the G five a Q in the playoff.
And then six days later, they play again in the official army Navy game actually here
in DC.
Yeah, that will be crazy.
Yeah.
So there's, there's a chance that Navy could
win the conference championship. They get into the playoff and then army beats Navy
at the army Navy game. Bingo. Yeah. And wouldn't that be amazing? And if you're rooting for
ultimate chaos, you needed to be like Navy beats army in a controversial ending in the
conference championship game. Yeah. Then gets in, and then Army wipes the floor
with Navy and the Army-Navy.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's right.
Yeah.
Without really even hoping for it,
because we saw that it's not really a loophole,
but the way the rules are written,
there is a possibility for a group of five school
to get one of the top four seeds if it shakes out.
Like the big 12 doesn't have a great champion.
We want to see Army hosting a, a, a game,
like in the playoff at West Point. How cool would that be?
That would be, yeah, that would be amazing if that does happen in West Point.
Uh, would be, uh, yeah, it would be like probably snowing, right?
Like 20 degrees or something. It would, it would, it would be,
it would be pretty awesome. In fact, I don't know about you guys,
but the on-campus first round college football
playoff games, I don't know that I've ever been
more excited for anything related to college football
than those games.
I'm super pumped.
I'm gonna try to, they play the third week of December,
whatever, December 20th and 21st, those games are.
And there's a Friday night game on campus.
And then there's three on that Saturday.
I'm actually gonna try to get to the one on Friday night
and then the one on Saturday night,
trying to cover back to back.
Cause I'm like super pumped at on campus,
college football, playoff games,
where college football should be played
on campus in stadiums.
It's gonna be awesome.
So let's talk about the big 10 real quick.
So Indiana, undefeated.
The haters will say they haven't played anybody.
Are the haters right?
Well, I mean, if you look at it,
Indiana's best win probably is at home
against two lost Nebraska.
Now Nebraska could end the season 10 and two
or nine and three, they could.
But I think that there is an argument to be made
that Indiana basically hasn't played a top 35, 40 team
in the country.
Now that will change pretty soon, right?
In a few weeks, they'll get Ohio State.
But if you look at their schedule guys,
they might not play a team that finishes ranked
in the top 25 except for Ohio State.
So that would be trouble for them
if they drop any other game.
As far as getting in at large bid into the CFP,
that would be trouble for Indiana.
If they are 10 and 2 and they have a strength of schedule, I don't remember what their strength
of schedule is right now, but it's not really high. They really need to go 11 and 1 probably to get
a CFP at large. There is an argument to be made that they haven't,
you know, they haven't played at a very tough schedule.
Just looking at their schedule strength.
I found it finally.
This is, this is Sager and Jeff from Jeff Sager and
rankings, they're 114th in their strength of schedule.
So that's, that's an issue it is,
but they're beating the crap out of these teams. They're scoring a crap load of points and they're beating them really badly. Uh,
so you've got to think of that as well. Yeah. And Bloomington, we were there. We did our
show on, uh, from Bloomington on, on Saturday and they all went into the game. So that was
say they're pumped about India. Indiana has a great tailgate history. Uh, sometimes they
wouldn't go into the game. They're fired up and it's a fun, fun story. Uh, all right.
Other, other big picture things for this season. So I've heard you guys talk about this on
your podcast, but the flattening out of, uh, college football with the NIL and transfer
portal, it's great. It's great because you get, it feels like anyone could beat anyone at this point. Uh, and it's not just watching a sport where there are two or three teams
that can conceivably win and no one else. Uh, do you think this is going to continue
the flattening out and this is going to be a college football going forward where there's
more parody and it's, it's a better sport when there's more parity. For sure, yeah.
It's way more excitement when it's more parity,
when you have underdogs able to pull out some things
and win sometimes.
I do think that while NIL and the Transfer Portal
has grown the gaps between the Power 4 and the Group of 5,
because it definitely has, the data is there, it has,
but I think it's made tighter the top 30 or 40 programs
in the country, because the talent,
from a transfer portal perspective,
is getting spread out.
And NIL is now, you know, paying players is kind of legal.
So now you don't have just a small, maybe,
group paying players.
Everybody's paying players, right?
So it does flatten out the talent.
And I think in the top 30 or 40, you're seeing that.
You're seeing more parity up there.
And I think you'll continue to see that.
Now, when we get into revenue share,
in a lot of ways, it's probably gonna continue
to flatten more flattened thing out and drive parity because now everybody
will kind of have a budget, right, of expected to be annually in a low 20 millions of what
they can distribute to their athletes every year, these schools.
And you're going to see probably, I'm going to guess 40, 45 power conference teams of
the 70, about 45,
go all the way and be able to distribute the full amount
to their athletes.
And so it'll even more so, you would think even things.
Now, that said, there still is outside NIL money
that will be generated, especially in the big programs
when you have big brands and big names like
Ohio State and Jeremiah Smith, a receiver.
He's going to generate outside NIL income.
It's not going to probably come from the school.
It's going to come from actual real brands.
So you're going to still have some of that, but the revenue share in the portal, all of this has, guys, it's brought the schools like
Alabama and Texas A&M closer, right?
You guys remember a couple years ago,
the spat, public spat between Nick Saban and Jimbo Fisher.
Well, if you wanna know why, that's why, right?
It's brought the two closer because Texas A&M can now pay
and is now paying and the transfer portal allows immediate eligibility. So players that
set the bench at Alabama now want to play, so they're going somewhere to play. So it
has brought those closer together. What it has done though is further separate the Alabamas
in the Louisiana Tex, right? Those two are more separated,
but the Alabamas and Texas A&M's,
the Alabamas and Ole Misses are closer.
Yeah, so if you're a five-star quarterback,
junior year of high school,
and let's say it's the year 2032, right?
And you're number one recruit in the entire country.
What school is gonna be able to pay you
the most money directly,
and then what is your expected actual income going to be just from the college?
Okay, so this is 2032.
Yeah, let's say using today's dollars though, because you just said the $20 million figure.
What is a five-star quarterback going to be worth at a premier institution. So, uh, you know, there will be incremental automatic increases
and how much schools can share with athletes every year, annually
up until this settlement is complete, which is 2035.
So by the time 2032 rolls around, if schools are paying, allowed to
pay 22 million next year to all their athletes every year, by the time
2032, 2032 gets that gets here, it's estimated that it'll be around paying, allowed to pay 22 million next year to all their athletes every year. By the time
2032 gets here, it's estimated that it'll be around 30 million, right? So let's say
each school has a budget of 30 million to spend on all their athletes, right? And probably
20 million, maybe 22 million of that will be football, right? So you got a budget of
around $22 million just for football in the year that you're talking about. Yeah. And
if you're a big quarterback, and you're highly rated in
quarterback is the most sought after position, I'm guessing
you're going to sign a deal with the school that's going to
annually pay you, you know, close to five to 10% of that 22
million of your roster. So you're you're looking at two to $3 million, I would imagine.
Yes.
That's what I would think is going to happen.
I mean, you have some of that today, not as much.
You'll have more of it when schools
are going to be able to pay players directly.
Now, you asked what school can pay you more.
Well, they all have the same budget.
But you've got the bigger brand schools that, especially
located in the bigger markets, they're going to the bigger brand schools that in especially located in
the bigger markets, they're going to be able to generate outside NIL that don't count against
that cap. They won't. The money doesn't count against the budget. It's outside money. So
the Ohio States, the Texas, all of the programs that are in big markets and that are big brands
are going to have the advantage. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Real quick. I want to do hot seat rankings. So one to 10. I'm going
to say coach, you tell me how hot their seat is. 10 being the hottest. So Billy Napier
would be a 10. He's basically fired. Well, though, you know, good win against Kentucky,
but 10 for, for Billy Napier going off that Sam Pittman seven seven okay what about Lincoln Riley
well the problem with Lincoln Riley is his buyout is Jimbo Fisher type money okay right it's like
70 to 80 million so if you factor in buyout it's pretty low I would think it's less than five okay
if the buyout wasn't there obviously he'd be right there with Billy Napier. Okay. But, but the buyout has to pass to lower the number. Yeah. Brent Venables.
They just gave him a new contract over the summer. It was all crazy. Yeah. Typical college
football. Typical. It's typical. I think the excuse or the reasoning was going into the sec.
We had to get his salary, uh salary comparable to all the other sec coaches salaries
so they added a couple years to the contract they gave him big race um i'm guessing a five
because of that it's only year three i'm guessing more like a four or five okay i love that they're
like we we need him to coach better so we're gonna pay him like a better coach yeah and then
hopefully he'll live up to that money that is yeah what about mike norvell well another another
huge huge buyout after
a year of going undefeated in the regular season and winning a championship pretty low
three. Okay. Uh, what about, what about James Franklin after he loses the Badgers on Saturday
night? That's gonna be big, right? It's a big, that's a big game, man. That's a big
game before a big game too. I plan on covering the Penn State hosting Ohio State game in two weeks
But then any Lions will have to get through Wisconsin. They are playing really well. Yeah, so what would that be?
James Frank is on the hot seat. Okay. All right
Hey, we try to throw it out there. I'm just throwing out names
That's gonna be a fun game for just running the damn ball. Yeah, just so much
It is you're missing one one other name, you know, down in Baylor. Dave, Dave Miranda's
probably up there with a Billy name.
That what? All right. Last one. Kaelin DeBoer. Oh, well again, the buy, I think he, I think
he signed a contract where, you know, whatever 90% is guaranteed. So you're talking about
like an 80 to $90 million buyout. I don't think that's happening. And I don't think
that's happening after year one.
You know what would happen in places like Alabama
in Ohio State, considering Ryan Day
and the streak against Michigan,
these coaches aren't gonna get fired.
They're gonna turn the middle finger at the schools
and say, I'm tired of dealing with this.
I'm tired of dealing with this crazy fan base.
I win all these games, right?
And you're still up my, you know what?
Like, I'm just, and they just go to the NFL, go to another job. We we've seen it. We've seen it happen
before. You know, we've seen it happen before. Lincoln Riley to USC, Brian Kelly to LSU.
I mean, I, you know, so more so that they get fired is they leave on their own because
of the situation. Yeah. What? Oh, Hugh freeze feels like that's not going well. No, it's
not here by the way. It's not Hugh freezes fault. If you listen to Hugh freeze feels like that's not going well. No, it's not. By the way, it's not Hugh
freezes fault. If you listen to Hugh freeze, none of this is his fault.
He, he needed to, uh, I think we all, we all realize now probably, uh, and I'm sure Hugh
does he really needed to get a quarterback out of the portal. Um, you know, I think at
the start of the year guys, this season, 60% of power conference teams started to transfer quarterback.
It's just the way it is.
And if you don't get the market,
if you got an average or below average quarterback,
you gotta hit the market and get a quarterback.
And you gotta be able to pay for a quarterback.
I mean, some of these quarterbacks are,
you know, 600,000, 800,000, 1.2 million.
They're a lot, but they're being, you know, Miami, Texas, 800,000, 1.2 million. There are a lot, but they're being, you know, Miami,
Texas A and M Notre Dame. What these, these programs that you see at the top of college
football have transfer quarterbacks that they're paying a lot of money to, uh, where would Miami
be without Kim work? I mean, there's not seven to no, no, definitely not. The defense is so bad.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But they're, they're never out of any game. So, definitely not. The defense is so bad. Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But they're, they're never out of any game.
So, all right.
Specifically about the Florida opening that to me seems like that could be a really interesting
one.
And obviously Billy Napier is still a coach there, but presuming that he's not the coach
there at the end of the season, who do you see?
Who would, who, who are the Gators going to be circling?
Well, I mean, I think, you know, there's certainly, think there's certainly a lot of buzz around Lane Kiffin always at Ole Miss, right?
You hear Lane's name a lot.
You hear Eli Drinkwood's name quite a bit at Missouri too.
It's those kind of coaches that are at maybe a mid tier to lower tier power conference program that have done really well in that have
familiarity, probably with the SEC, you know, I would I would
guess that those are two toward the top of the list. You know,
if I'm if I'm guessing,
yeah. And then on the Heisman front, we think that Travis
Hunter is the best college football player in America. It has nothing to do with the fact that we have 40 to one tickets.
Nothing to do with that.
Completely unbiased.
Do you, do you have a Heisman vote?
I do.
Oh, you agree then the Travis Hunter is the best.
If we're talking about just the best football player, right?
Uh, absolutely.
Yeah.
Good point.
Good point.
Good point.
We didn't bring it up.
Nobody's done what he's done on both sides of the ball, right? That we've seen
in 30 years. It's, it's remarkable. Now I tell you what, uh, Gentie,
Ashton Gentie, uh, the boys are running backs.
Going to have a little bit of something to say. He's just tearing it up.
At an incredible level. And you know, who else could have something to say?
The guy we just talked about at Miami cam or is Ashton Gentie. That's the guy who plays it like one in the
morning, right? Yeah. They use a kickoff run 11 PM. Yeah. I mean, listen, where, you know,
the voters are long asleep. He's the guy that couldn't beat Oregon. Yeah. He couldn't beat
Oregon. Yeah. I remember that guy. People are so mad. People are so mad at us because
we bring up Travis Hunter on every podcast, but we've been very, very clear that it is as we did this last year,
Jayden Daniels, we, we basically, we bet on him like halfway through the season and then
we just pumped him up for the entire season. I don't think we have that type of influence,
but every little bit helps. You're rigging it. You guys are rigging the system. Well,
at the very least, I think it would be cool to see one of those two first players. I mean,
you're like seeing it not go to a quarterback. I think is always going to be. Yeah. Travis
Hunter deserves it. Yeah. Yeah. He plays two position. He's a Heisman trophy candidate
at two different positions. Yeah. All you have to do is win one Heisman. We'll settle
for one. I say all the time that Colorado has the three best players in the country.
They have, they have one of the best quarterbacks in the country. They have one of the best cornerbacks in the country,
and they have one of the best receivers in the country. One player responsible for two of those.
Yeah, he's two of the three best players in the entire nation. That's a good point to put it.
All right. Last question, Ross. This has been so much fun. We really appreciate it. Everyone
do check out Ross's writing on Yahoo. He's going to Navy tomorrow to do a story on them.
So that's going to be great.
I'm excited to read that.
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My last question, I was going to do the lame thing of saying, oh, who's going to be in
the national title game and who's going to win.
But let me do something a little less lame. Our good friend, a coworker, Brandon Walker,
you're Mississippi State guy, right? I am a Mississippi State grad. What does Mississippi
State think of Brandon Walker? I have no idea. How am I supposed to know that? I don't know.
I wish I could, uh, I wish I could tell you. I don't think I've had a whole lot of conversations with, uh, folks at Mississippi state about Brandon
Walker, but I'm sure they love the publicity. You know, the cow bell cowbell loves a little
national publicity for sure. Okay. So next time you're back in Starkville, maybe just
do a little straw poll. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. I'll do a little recondition. I want his Q
rating. I want his Q rating. I think it's pretty high because he is like he does he Mississippi State's not a flashy school and he reps them very very
Hard and he's a good friend of ours, but I would like to know his Q rating
Okay, I'll see if I can get that done for you. Okay. What do you personally think of Brandon Walker?
Well, I don't know Brandon that well, I think I've only met him a couple times, you know, I'll tell you this
He's he's entertaining. Yeah, uh-huh
He's got hot takes he
He does college football right in the fact that he there's college football is essentially especially online is just a hornet's nest
And he just walks over every Saturday and he just kicks the hornet nest and he's just yeah
That's right. That's right. Well, then the day where he's away. Yeah. Yeah, he gets upset like a day later
He's like was everybody
All right, well Ross, thank you so much man, we really appreciate it and
We'll we'll definitely have you back on this was fun. Yeah y'all good being on
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And now here's Chris Brickley.
And now for something completely different.
Okay. We now welcome on a very special guest.
He is a basketball trainer to some of the best players in the NBA. It is Chris Brickley
Chris, thank you for coming in. First of all second
I think the first question that everyone's gonna wonder is like dude your basketball trainer and your last name's Brickley. Yes
That's gotta be a problem. Yes. Just get that out of the way right now. No, for sure. I see it on social media all the time.
Unfortunately I couldn't control my last name, but nah, that's definitely a joke.
Yeah, I mean, it's like, have you thought about changing your name to Swishly or something?
That's actually a good idea.
Yeah.
No, I haven't, but maybe I should.
Yeah.
You could just Cashly.
Cashly would be good too.
That's good too. But you know, Brickleyley's a rough it's a rough last name for sure for sure it's
very funny so who's got the the sweetest most pure shot that you've ever seen
man I would have to go with uh probably clay Thompson really it's pretty pretty
good shot you know Kevin Durant has a very good shot. This is all
different. I mean when Mello was in his prime I feel like he was a really good
shooter. Yeah I've worked with a bunch of guys. I've been blessed. Yeah so what
your backstory is you played for Rick Pitino at Louisville. Yep. Friend of ours.
Yep. Former foe now friend. Legend. So he came in here. Yeah legend. So what like at
what point did you realize that like, I assume when you're playing basketball growing up, you're going to Louisville, you're
like, I could go pro. For sure. What was that like? Okay, maybe I'm not pro. Let's think
about the next thing. Yes. Then that was definitely the goal. I get there. I'm a walk on. So,
you know, you have my plan many minutes. Uh, I saw coach Patino's lifestyle. He would drive
a Lexus. He had a Rolex. He, he had a Rolex, he lived a great
life. I'm like, damn, I want to do that. So the goal is to be a coach at first. So I was
at Ole Miss for a year. I was the youngest Division I assistant coach at Fairleigh Dickinson.
Then I was with the Knicks. I was with the Knicks for four seasons. Mello kind of took
me under his wings. I want you to be my trainer. And
that was when I was an intern. So it was kind of it was crazy for the franchise
player to pick an intern to be his trainer. And it all happened because
first game of the year Mello misses the game winner. Everyone's like don't talk
to him. Like no one talks to him after the after situations like this. So
everyone left the locker room and I just went up to him and I just told him how I felt. Went into
the office the next day and he's like, I want him to be my trainer. Wait, what did you say
to him? I was, I was like, don't worry about it. It was a good shot. Yeah. I was like,
you weren't like, uh, you got to tuck your elbow in a little bit more or something. Definitely
not. I was like, it was a good miss. It was a good shot. If it happened again, you'd shoot the same shot he liked he liked that and
Kenny Atkinson who I don't know he's been a head coach with a few teams
That was his assigned guy and then yeah, I became his trainer and for four years
I traveled the world with him year-round and I met all these guys and so when I left the Knicks that kind of set me up
Started business. Yeah, how do you know when to make a correction in a shot?
Everybody has off nights, right?
For sure.
So you can't micromanage that and be like, you know, he misses, I don't know, 10 shots
one night.
No, you're right.
Hey, just so you know you're doing this with your wrist.
You have to wait, right?
You have to wait until there's a body of evidence where it's like, we need to fix this.
So when is that?
I think if a player
Just in their workouts just aren't making shots if you look at their figure percentage, and they're shooting like 20%
Then you have to make it you have to make a change
Yeah, but you don't want it you don't want guys overthinking it most NBA guys
They don't need to make too many changes
But there's some guys that need to make changes Lonzo ball as a guy that made a giant change in his shot a few years ago. So we'll see how that goes this year. How do
you know when it's mental as opposed to physical? That's a great question.
So mental. It's actually, you'd be surprised, some of the biggest
superstars that have ever played have given me text midseason. Like I lost it.
I don't got it anymore. And I'm like, bro, you're bugging. Like you're
so and so like you haven't lost it. It's just up here. So yeah, it's definitely a big mental game.
Yeah. So, so Mello takes you under his wing and then you start training him. When did you open
your gym? And I have a question about your gym that I hope is not offensive, but I do have a
question about your gym. But when did you open it? So when I
first started training with Mello, their 10th anniversary with Jordan, they built him his own
Jordan gym. It's called Terminal 23. I don't know if you remember that. Yeah. So I ran that. I was
successful and then I moved to Lifetime. I ran that. The Wall Street Journal came out with an
article saying one summer of my workouts,
it raised the lifetime membership inquiries 40% across the country.
Wow.
So then we got reached out to by a company that, a real estate company, and they said,
we want you to design a gym.
You can live in the building.
And yeah, that's your gym.
And so that's where I live.
That's a dream.
So is that gym only for like NBA players or can other guys like our random guys playing if you live in the building?
Yeah, you can use it. But we I have first dibs on when I want to do
Are people in the building could they come down and just watch they do so, you know
Like when LeBron's working out there will be incredible guys on the treadmill running for like two hours. Yeah
Yeah, so the
question about the gym and again I hope this is an offense no I have a theory
that the rims are a little bit bigger at your gym because everyone makes every
no one misses right this started with hoodie Mello yep when he was in the
offseason it was just like Mello literally doesn't miss now you could
probably tell me and this is is a real question like yeah this is just how
these guys are wired that if they're not being defended
they're just never gonna miss. For sure and your average NBA player they're not
missing much but obviously I mean I'm not gonna put their misses I'm not
gonna put a string of misses. Every now and then if you watch some of the videos
I'll do a string out they might make 17 out of 20 so they might miss some shots
but no yeah the joke is that no one's ever missed in the gym. Yeah it feels like the best gym ever so when you
get a guy like can you explain to people because this was this is my argument
when we had the whole NFL NBA player debate okay and I was like listen I
understand that NFL players are incredible athletes I'm not saying that
they can't like do great things I just don't think people understand that an NBA player,
when they're in an open gym, they will just not miss.
Like, the worst guy on the bench, a big guy
at the end of the bench can still shoot 50, 60% from three
with no one in his face.
Yes, for sure, for sure.
I mean, guys that people just don't, Ben Simmons
will go into the gym and he'll make eight out of 10 threes with no one on him. And you
know, it is what it is. An NBA player, you are very, very good. People don't understand
that now it changes when defense is on you and stuff like that. Yeah, we have to talk
about Ben Simmons as well because he's your guy. Obviously people, I'm glad we'm glad we brought that up because I was I was going to say something about Ben Simmons now
I know he's your guy. I will change my question
Well, it was just you know, this is I don't know the fourth or fifth year where we're going into the season being like Ben
Simmons look the best he's ever looked
Is that actually real that he looks the best you ever look so we've been told that along the so I just started working
With him he saw I work with Jimmy for a few years He looks the best he ever looked. So we've been told that only. So I've just started working with him. He.
So I work with Jimmy for a few years.
And I was like my guy, he moved over to Jimmy's agent.
So Jimmy's agent was like, you should try working with Ben.
So we just started working together last year.
We worked during his injury, came back from his injury, had a triple double his first
game last play of the game, pinned a shot shot broke his hand was out for the season. So I think the work has been working
He just has to stay healthy you I mean this if Ben Simmons has like an incredible
Rejuvenation year it will be huge for you. Yeah, it will be like are you watching these games like
Obviously, you're not rooting for a team. You're rooting for a guy. Yeah watching these games, like, obviously you're not rooting for a team, you're rooting for a guy. Are you watching these games being like, I'm living and dying with every Ben
Simmons play?
For sure. I actually hate watching the games, the guys I work with closely, because it's
like, especially if I'm at a game. I've built like a platform where like some of the fans
know who I work with. So I'll be there at the games and if a guy I'm working with doesn't
play good, I have like a guy behind me like yo like Brickley what the fuck literally
so especially Knicks games but um yeah it's interesting but yeah yeah yeah so
you're gonna be rooting for Ben you're gonna be watching him closely this year
yeah some of the things I've heard about Ben like that might be a mental thing that you're working with too I don't know exactly what you're gonna be watching him closely this year. Yeah. Some of the things I've heard about Ben, like that might be a mental thing that you're working with too.
I don't know exactly what you're talking with him about, but is there a way that
you simulate pressure for your guys when they're shooting? Yeah, so I think with
Ben, so he was all-star three years in a row, all-MBA three years in a row, without
having a great shot. I think he can impact the game so many ways, whether through passing, through playing D,
through pushing in transition,
that some guys, you just don't need to be a shooter.
You could still be.
So Ben Simmons just needs to be healthy, period.
If he's healthy, he's gonna have a great season.
It's that simple.
I'm still a believer in Ben Simmons,
as crazy as it sounds.
He's young, he's still young.
He's full of energy, His body, he was injured.
And right now, he's at 100%.
Yeah, I've said for the last couple of years
that Ben Simmons would be one of the best players in the NBA
if there was no basket.
If it was like a court, like he's got everything else.
And if you can get a shot going.
Do you remember when he was, do you
remember his All-Star years as rookie?
Yeah.
I think he was fun to watch.
Magic Johnson vibes. Yeah, I was magic Johnson vibes.
Yeah.
I was buying all the stock because it was like there's, he's a game changer.
You can't like he can guard anyone and very few people can match up.
Yeah.
So I remember a few years ago, probably like 20 years ago, actually, I think it was Rick
Berry that was talking about Shaq and his foul shot and said he could get Shaq to shoot
80% from the line if he would do the granny shot, if he would go underhand.
Yeah. But players don't want to do that I think it's just
a branding issue you got to rename it I was calling it the pimp grip for a while
just because it sounds cooler is there something about the granny shot that's
that gives it a little bit better touch if you're not a great shooter you know
a player from Louisville I think did that last year two years ago um so with
that that's interesting I've never I I've never
recommended that but uh what do you think the reaction would be if you
recommended it probably wouldn't I might get some backlash yeah I already get
some with Brickley being my last yeah but I know I'll think about that the
other one I don't know if you've seen but like I think it's in South Korea
they're all shooting it off the backboard. Yes, I see.
On free throws.
I've seen that.
It's crazy.
No, it is.
The free throws is definitely mental.
That's something.
You could find a great shooter,
and even in workouts when we're in the gym,
they'll start missing free throws.
I'm like, you just made 85 out of 100 threes,
and why are you shooting six out of 10 from the free throw?
It's just like a mental thing.
Yeah.
So how many free throws have you made in a row personally?
Me personally, it's funny.
I won the New Hampshire.
I grew up in New Hampshire.
This free throw shooting contest when I was little, I made like,
I don't know, 50 something in a row.
Got it. Got a trophy.
It's cool at the time. Yeah.
So back to Louisville and you're you know, you're on Louisville with
Patino as a coach. We've heard about his legendary workouts. What was, what's the hardest one
that he would make your, cause that's what I always loved about Patino teams. They'd always
feel like they never ran out of gas. Yes. And their stamina was better than everyone
else for sure. So what was that like the practices and how it trained? So I was miserable. So
to be honest, I was, my, my years at at Louisville I was miserable. I woke up every morning pissed because like I wasn't playing but I was still having to do these ridiculously hard workouts
So in practice he has this thing if you turn the ball over
You go in the treadmill or if you mess up you go in the treadmill. So we were number one in the country
So I'm in the second unit. So I'm playing against the number one press in the country
So I'm gonna turn the ball over right turn the ball over, he says go to the treadmill.
So then I got to a point where it was like, I'm sick, you're turning the ball
over too much Chris, when you turn the ball over you're gonna run outside and
you're gonna hold the pizza, you're gonna hold the sign up, a Papa John sign, and
say like hiring, like I'm looking for a job, and he tried to do that to like humiliate me so I wouldn't turn the ball over.
So yeah, that was some very interesting coach Patino moments.
But it took me, I had to be removed like three or four years to be like, wow, he actually
taught me a lot.
Yeah.
Did you stop turning the ball over after you had to do the hiring?
No, we were the number one team in the country.
I was going to turn it over regardless, for sure.
When you put on that white suit,
did you know that he meant business?
That was like serious, Rick?
I did, I did.
That was a dope night.
That was a white, all the fans were wearing white.
I think it was against Marquette.
I wanna say maybe Jimmy Butler was on the Marquette team.
That was a dope night.
Yeah, so we're on the precipice of the season
and you're training, I know you do in-season training,
but a lot of this stuff happens this summer the one thing I always love
about the NBA is the best guys it feels like they find one thing that they get
way better at in the summer yep can you tell us one or two guys that you've
trained that you're like watch out for this part of the yeah so Paulo Ben
Carol yeah for the magic he's coming off of his first all-star season his shot I
feel like he's gonna be a
very good shooter this year. I think that'll change everything for him. I think that'll make
him one of the best players in the league. That's one. Number two, let's think of a player that's
changed. I don't know, I'm just, I can't believe it's this mind-boggling to me that LeBron James is 39
Yeah, still like dunking and still playing like he's 29. I just I think he's gonna have a great season
He's coming off being MVP of the Olympics
That whole him and brawny thing. I'm excited about that. So did you train him at all this summer?
Yeah, is he still trying to add things to his game?
Yeah, he's just trying.
His shot continues to get better.
If you look at the last three or four years,
his three is getting better.
Yeah.
And I think that's something that you
need to do as you get older.
You need to develop a shot.
Yeah, and how much of that is your direction versus does
a player come in in the offseason
and say, hey, this is what I want?
Or do you say, hey, I've watched your game,
I think this is what we can add?
So how it is is they come in, they'll say,
what do you think I need to work on?
And then they'll tell me what they think
they need to work on.
Depending on like if it's a star player,
I'm not gonna be like, no, I don't think so.
But you have some delusional players that come in
that might be like the eighth man and might wanna be like, I wanna work on ISO moves, but you have some delusional players that come in that might be like the eighth man and might want to be like, I want to work on ISO moves, but it's like, well, you never
in an ISO situation, why are we doing that?
So it just depends on the player.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So it's interesting because there's some players that have unorthodox shooting styles, right?
But they're effective.
Terence Halliburton.
Halliburton's one, if you want to go back like Sean Marion another guy that
Nobody learns how to shoot like Sean Marion, right?
But if it goes in then it works But if you're working with a guy that might have an unorthodox shooting style
Yep, and he might be in a little bit of a slump
How do you go about fixing that because like your mechanics that you normally teach might not apply to this guy for sure
Again, it's just like a mental game and with the shot. So I'm with the Knicks and Phil Jackson gets the job.
And he's literally brings in the head coach, fires him,
brings in the assistant coach, fires him.
He's firing the whole staff.
So I call my dad, I'm like, just so you know,
I'm about to get fired right now.
Going to the interview with Phil and Phil's like,
I have one question, you're a shooting coach, right?
And I'm like, yeah, and he's like,
tell me, what do you need to be a good shooter?
Do you need to, like, is there one form?
Do you need to hop into it?
Do you need to step into it?
And my answer was, no, there's not one way to shoot,
as long as you have good rotation
and you have a good follow through.
He liked that answer,
and I was actually the only guy that he kept.
Oh, wow. So that was, so, the whole shooting thing just being open minded to it. Yeah. I think that's
a big thing. It feels like too with shooting it's like it's everyone can shoot a different way. The
being able to repeat the motion too is big. Yes. How do you feel about your shot? Bad. Bad.
It was I actually when we first opened this office it was getting better. Yep. Because
we had the shotgun so I was getting like you know a couple hundred threes up a day. Yep.
But we've been with football and everything. I haven't like shot in a long time. Are you
someone that needs to like see the ball go in for a few workouts and then you'll shoot
good the next day. So you can maybe explain this to me. I don't know. I mean I've played
pickup for a long time.
I always find if I don't play basketball for a while, my very first pickup game is incredible.
And then it just goes off. That's that's definitely a thing. That's a mental thing. So the fact that
you're saying that so that so yeah, yeah, if I don't pick up a basketball for a couple months,
then I go play pickup. I make everything. And then if I play the next day, I miss everything.
And so mentally, you telling yourself that is probably
the reason why that happens.
I'm mentally weak, yeah.
But no, but also, that also shows that you can shoot
and that some guys, it's amazing.
I don't wanna say, I'll say the guy's name.
So, D'Angelo Russell, one summer, when he was with the Nets,
we worked closely, we did three on-court
workouts the whole offseason. That was it. And he was all-star that year just
because his mental is so strong, his confidence. So it's, it's, every player is
different. There's no one right way to shoot. There's no one right way to work.
It's interesting. Yeah. How big of a freak is a guy like Wimby? Because it feels
like big guys, they grow up shooting now
Yeah, back in the day. It's like they none of these guys had an outside shot
But Wimby in particular given how unique his his body frame is for him to be that good at shooting
He feels like just an absolute freak Wemby is the future of the league. He's I think he'll be a
MVP multiple times. He worked at Jamal Crawford closely this summer.
That was his trainer.
And Jamal was telling me, he's like,
we've mastered the mellow footwork,
we've mastered the dirt footwork,
we've mastered the, he goes to sleep every night at 8.30.
He's like, he's like a machine.
If he stays healthy, I think he'll be one of the greatest
players that we've ever seen.
When did that happen when big guys all got together
and they said, you know what we're going to shoot too. Yeah. Honestly, I think like around
2014, 15, I remember when, uh, I don't know if I remember Ennis Caner. He was like a great big man.
And then all of a sudden that was like no space for him in the league along with some other things
that, but it became like, if you can't shoot, you can't, there's no spot for you in the league.
Yeah. It was interesting. Yeah. Yeah. What, uh,
how long did it take you to perfect teaching the Euro step,
the Euro step because it's obviously somewhat new. I mean,
it's been around for a while now. You've seen it became such a big part of the,
yeah. In the last 10 years,
it's just everyone has to have one and has to be, I think working with James,
I work with James closely for a few summers. James Harden. He had James Harden.
He was in, that was like one of his things, like the Euro step, the side step, Working with James, I worked with James closely for a few summers. James Harden. Yeah, James Harden.
That was one of his things.
The euro step, the side step, the step back.
A lot of players, I learned stuff through and I definitely learned how to teach that
to James.
Yeah.
What about guys trying to get an edge every offseason, trying to figure out how the referees
are calling the game, trying to figure out how to draw more fouls?
Do they practice that?
They're all manipulating the ref's things.
So you know how they change the rules.
So that hurt, you know, James Harden and that hurt Trey Young.
They were getting to the free throw line 20 times a game by, you know, throwing their
body into the player.
Then they changed that rule.
You can't do that anymore.
So I think the rules have changed.
So it's tougher for players to manipulate the game.
Yeah, which is probably better for the game for sure. Yeah, how much do these guys train with you in the season?
So it will be like long home stretches. It'll be like times when they lose their confidence
They might hit me up like yo Chris come to Chicago. I've no confidence. You gotta use this gym now
Yes, next time you come you got to come back and we got to do a video
I know we're in transition right now sure I'm in Barstool, but we know we need a content piece where I work you
Yes, yeah, we're all the way in so we got to do it this season
Let's do it now give you guys a bunch of NBA drills, and we'll see what we get yeah
Just imagine like hypothetically a five foot eight and a half guy
Let's say he's 39 years old his three-point shot looks like he's never seen a basketball before okay
How long how good do you think you could make that?
Hypothetical person if he had two months to just work on a shot. I think I could do it
So I have a cool story so Jay Cole came up to me
Three years ago, and he said Chris this might sound crazy, but I want to be a pro basketball player
I'm I'm I'll get some crazy
Yeah, I'll give you three months and I'll trust in you every single day. He put his kids to sleep
Drive his bike to the gym at like 9 p.m
For the first month we only shot with one hand in the paint for a month straight
Which like that's a different type his mentality is different to do that month to we
Put two hands on the ball and we only shot mid-range
Month three we started shooting threes. He actually signed a contract to play in like the NBA Africa League
Played professionally in Canada and he actually got a knockdown jump shot. So you give me three months
I didn't say me I said this is a hypothetical
down jump shot so you give me three months I didn't say me I said this is a hypothetical I might need to do this it's not me three months and get my shot wet
for sure how many hours would this with this person have to put in per day an
hour and a half a night five about five days a week you could I think this
person could probably do that yeah that this person could do that whoever he or
she is yeah yeah can you make anyone taller? Ah? Really find some storage
Oh, yeah, well our guy here Hank. He's trying to dunk. How does he?
Hank will you six feet six feet so he's so we made a bet with him
Okay, he's got a dunk by the end of the year. We made this bet like four months ago
He's been training really hard. You're 31 31. He's been training really hard
He is six inches away from dunking right I got something for you. Okay, literally this sounds so elementary get a jump rope and
Six days a week do a thousand jump ropes sets at 250 I
Bet that if you do that, if you can do that
for whatever, a few months, that you'll be able to dunk.
All right, so if he dunks because of this,
you're gonna have to pay for some of this.
Cause we have to pay him, I think, 10 grand each
if he dunks.
And we're planning on it.
It's coming out of your pocket now.
Forget about that.
I shouldn't have asked for the advice.
But he's all, he's all, he's been training for what?
Like four months, five months? so what's your training consist of what
Have you been lifting with your legs jumping? What's uh? Yeah a lot of legs plyometrics
I've got like an actual you know guy that's got a program that's built specifically for for jumping
But you guys remember growing up those like jump those uh, yeah
Yeah, but then they're like tearing people's a kill
those shoes with them. But then they're like tearing people to kill. Yeah, right. Right. Right.
That's why that thing goes up. Yeah. I imagine that there is a lot of junk science in the
basketball shooting industry, right? For sure.
Like some people that just don't know what they're talking about, trying to do like an easy fix.
For sure. So what's the craziest thing that you've seen?
The craziest thing that I've seen? I don't know. I've seen some trainers come up with this some weirds
I don't know that has been some weird stuff. Some trainers have like very weird. What about hypnosis?
With that like hypnotizing somebody, you know, like you know what that actually could work with like some guy That's like mentally like remember the whole Markel Foltz. Yeah, I think
Someone like that like yeah when he was in his,
like the whole mental, maybe I'll add that to my list.
So you train LeBron's son, Bronnie, and Mello's son.
Which of the two is like,
their game is most like their father's?
Kyan, Kyan Anthony, yeah.
I think he might go to Syracuse too.
He's a top 30 player in the country. He's like six, six like six six six seven now I've seen him from like a little kid now
he's now he's one of the top players in the country wow he's gonna be really
good yeah yeah so who is who in the NBA has had the most improved shot that
you've worked with who's like kind of went from one um I guess it cut cut kind
of a cool story CJ McCollollum. So I started working
with CJ and he wasn't playing much for Portland. We worked the whole summer and
he became NBA's most improved player. So that was like a cool like instant like
you know you could see it. Kawhi Leonard, we worked this summer he wanted to learn
Mello's footwork and after that he got finals MVP and kind of like broke
out so that's some cool stories where you know we put the work in and it showed
yeah how good of a shooter is lethal shooter great shooter I mean he just
every video he just yeah no he's a great shooter yeah I'm definitely I'm a fan his
content yeah do you guys do you have like a text chain with all the NBA
trainers not so I don't.
A lot of NBA trainers are like haters to other trainers
and stuff.
I'm not that guy.
I support.
Unless you're doing some like bullshit, I support you.
Yeah.
And I support Lee the Shooter for sure.
Yeah.
Are there any like turf wars between coaches and you?
For sure.
It used to be a lot.
Just because I use social media.
I'll post the workouts, you know a
Few like maybe eight years ago. No one was doing that and so I definitely got backlash and you know
Some of the agents didn't like me some of them but now I've grown a brand that shows that it's worked
So I don't really get much that anymore. Yes. Yes. So your brand has gotten so crazy that you were in the last year's was it last year's NBA 2k?
Yeah, and my in my gym. Yeah in your gym. Do you know that people were like mad at you about it?
I found a comment online. I said
Fuck Chris Brickley all my homies hate Chris Brickley this motherfucker man. I wish I could punch his ass in game
Why is he a better defender than prime kawaii?
Never doing the brickly weekly thing again bra. AIs are fucking crackheads in this game. Yes. I actually seen that that's actually hilarious
It has been the video game world for sure. I pissed a lot of people off sometimes you can't get into my gym
Yeah
It's in I'll be in the airport and like that airport security guy will be like man
I can they like give me a little attitude. It's interesting that whole video game thing that kind of changed my life
I didn't realize how many people play two games. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, you ever walk around just doing the shooting motion. Just like
No, but in the house I will I'll be like, you know fake dribbling. Yeah, you got to cross someone up every now
I got you. Yeah, are you really get a beer pong um?
I'm actually not that good. I'm
That is a couple days, so you could teach me that
I can fix that in ten minutes. Just get a little bit drunk. Yeah, okay. I have three or four beers
Yeah, that's the way to do it. Let's do it. Yeah, I come train you guys. We'll also play a game of beer pong
Yeah, I want I want to I want you to train us and get all of our shots just wet
We need that we need that all right well this has been awesome man
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one guy? Steph. Okay.
Yeah. So I had, so about three years ago, Steph hit me and it was the very end of the
summer I was done my runs. He was like, uh, yo Chris, can you put together a run for me?
There wasn't enough NBA guys in the city at the time I couldn't do it so that didn't work out, but since then I want to see how good he is
Do you have guys that are not NBA guys?
But like do you have in your phone that you can be like hey?
I need you to come play because Kawai's in town. I
Yeah, like I kind of like overseas guys the guys these but I do have a few a few of those guys
But you never want too many of those guys the runner look crazy
But if I need like two guys to fill in guys
Yeah
Do you ever let like are you ever like one one guy gets hurt and there's a guy on the treadmill at your building
You're like hey actually literally that just happened
It was a run that went super viral
It was like Jalen Brunson versus Emmanuel quickly Aaron Gordon a bunch of me guys are playing we only had ten guys someone got hurt
We went and found a random guy
Working out and we're like yo
Can you just plan this run for a little bit and he played in the run and was he like terrible or was no?
I told me couldn't shoot. Oh, okay. That makes sense. I mean, that's a dream
Yeah, like being like yeah, I played pickup with Jalen Brunson and Manuel
quickly. That's awesome. That guy's got to pull one though. Yeah. If he's open, it's like they're
disrespecting man. And I think he might've shot a shot or a layup. Um, yeah. You should have,
you should have the Papa John sign ready to go when you, when that situation comes up, be like,
Hey, if you shoot a shot, you're going to go outside. Coach B style. Yeah, Coach B style.
Well, thank you so much, man.
Thank you.
Really appreciate it, it was awesome to have you on.
And yeah, we gotta set it up.
I'll be back.
Give us a whole workout.
100%.
I'm just gonna say, I'm rooting for Ben Simmons this year.
Yeah.
I wanna see what you can do.
I like to hear that.
Yeah, I mean, it would be a great comeback story.
Because the internet is brutal.
That's what, the internet's a is a terrible terrible place tears everyone
down and hopefully you know but they but the internet loves a comeback story too.
Yeah they do. Yeah so everyone will just all of a sudden be like I was always a
Ben Simmons fan. I'll just say I became a Ben Simmons fan. I'll be nice about it.
Yeah I'll just lie. Yeah and say I've always ruined it. I never went against him.
Yeah that's what they do. Yeah well thanks, thanks so much, man. Appreciate it. Thank you. Chris Brickley was brought to you by
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Okay, let's wrap up.
Guys on chicks, by the way, we got a big interview coming Friday.
People are going to really like our interview on Friday.
Yeah, it's gonna be rad
Yeah, it was a very fun dude to talk to also during that interview with Chris Brickley if I was sounding flustered
That's the day that my El Camino broke down in traffic and I was like 20 minutes late
That was yeah, and I like sprinted in and then just sat down my chair. I was like, okay interview
Yeah, they showed up and I was like
Yeah, PFT is on his way, but his El Camino broke down. Like what? Yeah.
But really cool guy. And we're going to have him come back. So it was the court was inoperable at the moment when he came. Uh, he's going to come back and we're going to do a training video with him. Yeah. He's going to get us wet.
Guys on chicks.
What athlete do you I don't know if there's guys on chicks really, but but what athletes you guys think you have spent the most hours of your
Lifetime watching for instance for max might be Jason Kelsey because of watching every Eagles game in his long tenure
But then you also have to factor in how many hours we've spent watching Brady and LeBron in their insane
Longevity and always playing in the big games. I think it might be Brady or yeah like Manning or
Brady I'll Braun
It or yeah, like Manning or or Brady a little Braun. Yeah, actually the bronze probably the answer is of the time
Yeah more games. Yeah, yeah, 20 years every postseason. Yeah, it's LeBron David Ortiz is probably up there for me I think it's got it
Yeah
it's got to be like a baseball player that you that has been around for a long time because there's so many more baseball games and
There are I guess basketball, but you're not watching every LeBron.
I'm not watching every baseball game either. Like a player on a team that I don't, I'm not invested in. Like I'm not sitting and watching Mike Trapp games, you know? Think about how much LeBron you've
probably watched. I mean, you've watched every playoff game he's ever been in. True. And he's
been in a million playoff games. I think it might be LeBron
Most watched athlete. Yeah
Tiger Woods sneaky up there though hours now, but he doesn't play enough. Yeah
Yeah, I think I think LeBron is yeah LeBron Brady is probably up there, too
Yeah, it's probably that my homes if he plays for a long time just because
You can now like watch every game no matter what there's probably or. Mahomes, if he plays for a long time, just because you can now watch every game no matter what. But there's so many last football games.
Mine's probably Ortiz.
Yeah, mine's probably Ortiz.
Ortiz was 2004 to 2000.
But LeBron has just been around for so goddamn long.
It's crazy.
How many playoff games has LeBron played in?
Let's see.
Probably, I'm gonna guess what, 98?
287 playoff games.
It's LeBron.
Yeah.
That's an insane amount of playoff games.
Is that like four seasons worth of playoff games?
Hey, you've been watching every single one.
Like you, there might be a couple that you missed,
but for the most part, you watched every LeBron playoff game.
Yeah.
I came home from a trip and there are bite marks on my good cheese, like two giant
bite marks. I asked and he said he didn't want the dishes. Is this normal behavior?
Is this a guys on dogs?
Sounds like a mouse. No, I think she's saying she, she left the house, went on a trip came back and then her boyfriend or husband ate the cheese but didn't cut
it with a knife. Yeah. What do you expect?
Yeah, no, I mean, I would actually expect cutting with
knife because I just do the paper towel move where I just
make a plate with a paper towel.
Yeah, but sometimes you just open up the fridge and there's
cheese in there and then you're just like, I'll take it just
quick nibble.
Did you think he ate the cheese and then put a cracker in his mouth?
I'll do that. Some made a combined sandwich in your mouth, made his own
Ritz bits. Yeah.
This is about just gotta take a bite. Yeah. Sometimes you gotta take,
if it's good cheese, you gotta do it.
I don't understand. You live a bite mark. Like did he, did he sink his,
that is savage behavior. You have to,
like you should be able to get a clean clean to make it look like you cut it.
Because I do the rip.
Like, if we have banana bread, I rip it and then I'll come back and cover my tracks.
Yeah, that is...
I think the smartest move is to go in and just break the triangle corner off the cheese
with your fingers.
Your finger and your thumb, and then you just pop that in.
Yeah.
Yeah, the bite marks doesn't make a lot of sense. That's a
savage. I was working in the hospital on Sunday and decided
I want to make soup for dinner. I instacarted everything I
needed to be delivered. I come home later to find out my
husband is mad at me for dumping all those groceries on me to
carry upstairs and put away without asking me first. His
reasoning is that it's football Sunday and he also wanted the
flexibility to take a nap without having to get up for coaches sitting outside. My husband is
ridiculous, right? We're currently trying for our first baby. Won't he have to temper his Sunday
expectations a little when we have our baby? Thanks, guys. I love this guy because his wife is
possibly pregnant. Wait, wait, wait, wait. wait. Yeah. Yeah. There's a follow up.
Oh man, they're fighting.
I love this.
Hey fellas, this is the husband from the grocery store.
To be clear, it was three heavy bags of 20 items plus a case of water bottles.
Just saying love the show and my marriage.
Okay.
All right. So, so I love this guy because my marriage. Okay. All right.
So, so I love this guy because number one, his wife, she might be pregnant.
Number two, she's working at a hospital, like saving people's lives during the day.
Number three, ordered ingredients from a grocery store so she can come home and make him soup.
And he just wants to sit on the couch and watch football.
He's like, I had to take these groceries up the stairs.
She ruined my Sunday.
Yeah.
I'm going to side with the wife here.
And let me just explain it in a football analogy,
because this guy is a football guy.
You got to take the easy check down every now and then.
There's certain things that if you had just done
five minutes of putting the groceries away, you're a hero.
You took the easy pass, just get a completion and don't have them come home
and be like, what the hell is this?
I would say you're like Harrison Bucker,
not in the way of him talking about women,
but in the way of you're mad at Patrick Mahomes
for not getting the ball on the hash mark
that you like it for a Super Bowl winning kick.
Yeah, the easy completions are all around us.
You just gotta keep picking them up. Take out the trash before you're asked to. Yeah. Clean the dishes. If there's a couple
dishes in there, just clean them up. Easy completions make you an elite quarterback.
That's actually one of my favorite moves. If you're ever at like a significant other's house,
and maybe it's your first or second time being around the family, go in the kitchen,
take the trash bag out, take it out to the trash can without being asked.
And everyone's like, wow, this is you you married a hero.
Yeah, it's a long time. Like Thanksgiving morning, I always
talk about I always preach to everyone because you know,
you're gonna watch football and sit on the couch and get drunk
and eat. Thanksgiving morning, find one thing that is like,
I'll go get ice or I'll go do this. Oh, we got to pick up the
pies. Just do the one thing that everyone like oh he went and did that
Checkmark and announce it to make sure everyone knows that you did that thanks winding up for breaking right now breaking moves
Yeah, we can end on this unfortunate breaking moves banner night for the Celtics meanwhile
Yeah, we can end on this unfortunate breaking moose. I know.
Banner night for the Celtics.
Meanwhile, Joel Embiid and Paul George are out for the opener of his Bucks on Wednesday.
Ah!
Load management, I like it.
Embiid is progressing well and ramping up.
Scrimmaging this week, he will not play this week.
George will be re-evaluated later in the week.
He's fine.
Oh, damn.
This sounds fine.
It's...
It's October basketball.
Do you have anything to say?
Who gives a fuck about October basketball? Do you have anything who gives a fuck about October?
Basketball do you have any idea for tonight? Yeah, you're a loser
Well, it's literally banner
figuratively
Hi, do you have anything to say max about literally Jared McCain bothering everyone with his vlogging that was funny
Yeah, you guys see that
Turn that off
I mean, that's just that's just like vet rookie, you know, just back and jabs back and forth
Let let the new guy do his little tic-tacs and the old guy is gonna be mad about it. Yeah, it's fun stuff fun stuff
I love that. No, that was that was fun. That was fun stuff, but we're not concerned about and beat and Paul George be not
No, it's fucking October. Okay, who gives a shit. Is it a good omen or a bad? Would you rather than play? I?
Don't care. Yeah, I would rather than play. All right, so then okay matters a little it matters maybe like
One percent. Okay. I don't know what the percentage is of but it's 1% 1% of something. It's usually 100 my brain
Yeah, would prefer them to play
Yeah, I yeah, I guess I won't watch that game now on Wednesday
Shit you sound like actually yes, I will yeah you will max. He'll go off
Yeah, I'll go for like yabu yabu Jeremy Kay, Jeremy Kane
You gotta watch it. It's you gotta watch it because then it's like watching
a Hard Knocks preseason game.
You're gonna get to watch the vlog later.
Of buying the scenes.
And Andre Drummond, great backup center now.
Not as good as B-Ball Paul.
I love B-Ball Paul.
Yeah, don't say anything about B-Ball Paul.
All right, good show boys Hank have fun
Yeah, you're a little joyous tonight
The one word you can't use for banner night is calling Hanka loose, but Hank I mean he is a loser
No, I mean objectively speaking Hank is the biggest winner on the show not on the literal sense yes
in the literal sense. Yes. In the other sense.
What's the other sense?
I don't know.
What are you trying to say?
That Hank's the worst.
Oh, agreed, agreed.
Say that.
You should've said that.
Say that.
Probably I'm the worst because I win.
Yeah, partially.
That's why you think I'm the worst.
If I was a loser you'd feel bad for me.
Numbers.
Oh, Hank's a good guy.
Numbers.
Like you, that's what they say about you like oh max
Love them great guy
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