Pardon My Take - Chris Bosh, Eli Benched, Big Ben Hurt, And Guys On Chicks

Episode Date: September 18, 2019

All of our 2004 Draft heroes are dead. Big Ben is out for the year and Eli Manning has been benched for Daniel Jones. (2:49-13:34) The Jets need a quarterback and we have some ideas. (13:40-20:10) Hot Seat/Cool Throne. (20:11-31:53) Future Hall of Famer Chris Bosh joins the show to talk about his career, playing on Lebron's team, adapting his role, the famous car commercial, and ray allen tweet. (33:54-1:16:42) Segments include connect the dots Mort is tweeting out rats, (1:20:50-1:23:43) PMT Sports Biz minute, (1:23:44-1:24:44) Mike tomlin quote generator,(1:24:45-1:26:30) and guys on chicks. (1:26:31-1:34:00)You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

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Within a span of about 24 hours, we had to deal with the fact that Big Ben is out for the season getting elbow surgery done. The anesthesiologist is going to come in with some pills inside some peanut butter, put it on the roof of his mouth, and then he'll wake up with a tingly arm again. And then Eli Manning, our sweet boy, this might be the end. Yes, he listened to us on Monday saying, hey, are you a bad coach? And he said, you know what, part of my take is right, I have to pull the plug on Eli. So that leaves us now with just Phil Rivers and Matt Schaub from the 2004 NFL draft.

It's it. I mean, these things are the torch bearers. I think Matt Schaub might outlast all of them. These things come in threes, much like the bear's offense, so I don't know who's going to be next. I don't know if it's going to be one in one. If it's going, I hope Phil Rivers is okay. I can't bear to lose all three of those guys in the same in the same NFL season.

I just can't. It sucks because Big Ben, as much as we have fun with him and we laugh at him and we talk about the walking boot and that he is a dog helping every single time he gets, you know, sacked and says that he's injured, even though he's not. He actually is injured this time. And Big Ben not being in the NFL season is a bummer because Big Ben is always funny and it's always fun to watch even Big Ben in the fourth quarter when you know he can come back and he's always got his team in it.

Now that's gone. Eli, a little different case because Eli has been dead for a couple of years now. But his, uh, I keep almost saying his retirement, his benching for Daniel Jones is the end of his career. I would assume and don't ever count Eli out though Archie Manning pulled the plug at the perfect time. So he's 116 and 116 career record. So that was a call from Archie to Pat Shermer like, Hey, we need my boy to sit down because

he can't finish under 500. And now we get the discussion. Eli Manning Hall of Famer, of course. First ballot Hall of Famer. I don't know if he's first. Yeah, he's got two Super Bowls, two of the greatest Super Bowls, two of the most improbable Super Bowls and any Super Bowls Super Bowl and and remarkably average. If you can spend your entire career, how long has he been in the league?

He got drafted in what 2004. So he's been in the league for 15 years. If you can go exactly 500 after 15 years of playing football, that's super impressive. So not just not, not just, no Hank, listen to me on the dots, the whole thing, Hank, not the whole of average. Not, not, that's a good point. It's not the Hall of Very Good. People do forget about the Hall of Very Good.

But if you can keep any job and be perfectly average at it for that long, then you're doing something right. Okay. So I obviously think that Eli Manning is a Hall of Famer because the Super Bowl is winning the Super Bowl is the pinnacle of American sports. It's the it's the biggest trophy of all the sports. And when you win the Super Bowl, you are President's Cup trophies up there. You are there forever.

Like that is, you know, Joe Namath is in the Hall of Fame. He, if you look at Joe Namath stats, who they stink, not great. He won a Super Bowl. The Super Bowl carries so much weight that I am totally fine with Eli Manning definitely being in the Hall of Fame because of those two runs and they were incredible runs. The 2011 run, he was out of this world. He went four and O both times, goes on the road, gets the shit kicked out of him in that San Francisco game ever when, uh, when Kenny Williams son just fumbled every fucking ball

in the rain. Yep. The Tom Coughlin red face game in Green Bay, right? So he, those runs stand above everything else and I do, I am a big believer in like, that's kind of the, the, uh, Terrell Davis thing, Terrell Davis, uh, his peak was so exceptional even though it was short. So Eli's peak was very, very short because it was literally just two playoffs, but I think it's fair to say he's not a first ballot Hall of Famer because the rest of his career

was remarkably average. I went through it. He never, his, his best year, 2010, he's never been a top three quarterback in the NFL. His, his best year, 2010, he was fourth in touchdowns, fifth in yards, ninth in completion percentage. That's the only time in his career he finished top 10 in all three categories. Yeah. But he went to Super Bowl.

He went to Super Bowl. Every single time you go through, if you go through it, he was like almost middle of the pack for everything every single year. He had a couple, he had that 2009 to about 2012 he, he peaked as a, as a quarterback. And even in those years, he was not a top three quarterback in the NFL. So I think it's fair to say he's in the Hall of Fame, but a first ballader should, should at some point in his career have been the best or close to the best at his position. Yeah.

But he went to Super Bowl. He went to Super Bowl. Also Hank, you should be the one beating the drum for Eli to be a first ballot Hall of Famer because that way you can say Tom Brady is only or two out of his three Super Bowl losses came against a first ballot Hall of Famer. So that's good for you in that case. Eli Manning. So we don't understand what QBR is.

No, no one does. No, but what was his highest QBR in a season? Are we talking about the, the stat that Archie invented? Are we talking about the, yeah, well, it didn't really work. Yeah. Passer rating or out of a hundred. QBR 89.1 No, no, no, no. What, what did he finish in terms of overall in the league?

Oh, against every other quarter. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Eighth. Eighth was his peak. He was pretty much like ninth, 10th, 11th, 12th, basically every single year. That's fine.

He, he was right there. He was, I think for the majority of Eli Manning's career, he was somewhere between the eighth and 12th best quarterback in the NFL, but he won two Super Bowls and he had those two runs. And I'm totally fine with those carrying more water than everything else, more weight, sorry, than everything else. But I think it's okay to say he's not first ballot. Also, we don't know who's going to retire this year. That's going to make a difference is like, what other Hall of Famers is he going to be

running up against? By the way, I want to put this out there. Lorenzo Neal eligible for the Hall of Fame. Go vote for Lorenzo Neal right now. It's been like 10, 15 years since we've had a real fullback get in. Lorenzo Neal should fucking be in the Hall of Fame. We need to make it happen. I want him in the Hall of Fame.

I want to get that out there. But also if so, it depends on who retires this year. If Peyton Manning had any, any semblance of the moment, he would come back for, for this year just so that he could cuck his brother one last time. Are they going together? Yeah. That'd be something. Archie would definitely make that happen.

Yeah. Because here's the thing. Peyton Manning. Who would speak last? Oh. They should speak simultaneous. No. Who would speak last?

Have all three of them. Maybe Cooper just does his bits, his funny little bits. His little intros both of them. Rob Riggle and Cooper up there. So assuming Eli doesn't retire because there's a chance that he doesn't retire. Yeah. There is a chance because there's, and also I love this every team. I've seen this a lot on Twitter and I've been throwing it in as a joke.

But I think there are actually some people who think that Eli Manning would help their team right now. There are probably a couple teams in the league. Have those people watched football in the last two years? Done a couple teams. He hasn't aged recently. Have you seen the quarterbacks that are in the league right now? I still.

Eli probably could. Maybe the Jets. What I'm really looking forward to though is for the rest of the year, we're going to get something that we've never gotten from Eli. We're going to get sideline Eli. Yep. Sideline Eli is going to be a lot of fun to watch. He's going to be, do you think he's going to go full head set or I think he's going

to have just the one earpiece in so we can listen to the play calls or maybe he'll just have like a book on tape of the alphabet. You know what the good news is though, sideline Eli, still a game war in Jersey. That's true. He could still sell that Jersey. Keep that merch going. Absolutely. He could still get that going.

I want Eli to be the guy that's sending in the signals from above. You know how they have like one guy doing the fake signals and one guy doing the real one? I want to see what Eli would do if you said, okay, do a fake signal out there for this play. I bet he just do the fake. I got your thumb. Oh, took your nose.

Rub it. He pulls a quarter out of his ear, rubbing my belly and tap my head at the same time. Yeah. Well, I'm excited to see what he does, but I actually think he's going to play again this year. Daniel Jones is going to get hurt and Eli May is going to come in and win the Giants a meaningless game. Week six.

It fucks them. Against the Patriots. Oh. So here's where Hank, you know, I said there's going to have one meaningless random loss in the midseason. Like once I saw that there were 18 and one proclamation that means they're going to lose the Super Bowl. Nope.

They're going to lose a regular season game. We should revisit, by the way, Monday. People were correcting us. Yes. Yeah. We're correcting us. Sorry about that. You want to talk about Gaskowski?

Sucking in Miami. I thought you guys were doing a bit when I listened to it back, I was like, oh, that was dumb. And then I was like, I thought you guys were right. No. I thought you guys were doing a bit. Yeah, we knew. We knew.

It was a bit. So Gaskowski sucks in Miami. The Super Bowl, unfortunately, is where? In Miami. That's tough. That's really tough. But you know, you know, we're not going to even let it get close to a field goal. You're right.

We're not. You know, we're just going to run through the entire year. In fact, as a big Patriots fan, I think that we should trade for Eli Manning and just stash him so that no other team can get him because he's the one guy that's proven that he can beat an undefeated Patriots team in the Super Bowl. So take that off the board entirely. So the Eli, so, so the Eli conversation to put a bow on it, I think the greatest thing Eli Manning ever did was have Archie Manning as a father and be really nice to the New

York media, because he actually should go in the Hall of Fame first ballot just for like being so good with the New York media. What if he gets up in the booth after he retires and he's really fucking good, like surprise? What if he shocks the world? No. It's like, wow. Eli was the one with the personality.

No. Not Cooper. Weird. No. He can't. If he was up in the booth. I don't know. That would be incredible, wouldn't it?

Yeah. I just give him a shot. Yeah. Just give him a shot. I saw the Patriots actually, their left tackle is out for a while. He just got his foot hurt. So I don't know, Marshall Newhouse is on the team now. Yeah.

Might step in there. Yeah. Trade for Trent Williams. Newhouse played on Sunday. He started on Sunday. Yeah. So here's what I'm saying is there's a big this league thing going on right now around the NFL.

We haven't heard that much of this league from Trent Williams, even though he's arguably just as good, if not as young as Jalen Ramsey, but he's just, there's like a top three left tackle out there that's just waiting to be picked up by a team. The Patriots, it would make sense for him. Everyone's trading first round picks. The Steelers traded first round pick for Minko Fitzpatrick, which I actually love by the way. Yeah.

I don't mind that too. People were like, what, the Steelers, this is going to be a top 10 pick. You're trading for a guy who's just drafted 11 and you have tape on him. I was going to say, I just like it because now I don't have to guess which Fitzpatrick is which. That's very confusing. It's like, is that Ryan Fitzpatrick? Yeah.

That's Minko playing defense and running fast. Speaking of quarterbacks, we should probably talk about the Jets. So the Jets have no quarterback and that was a terrible Monday night football game. And I still talk though. I still don't know if the Browns are good. I think they are. I think the Browns are pretty good. They should have won that game by 100.

It was on the road against a team that was coached by Greg Williams, who does not coach dirty. Nope. He'd like to make that clear. Never. They looked okay. They had a good balance. Odell Beckham's fucking awesome.

He wore the wrong color on his visor and they took them out. I was actually kind of happy because I had the under so that field will really help me out on that one. But yeah, I think the Browns are really good. Baker Mayfield. He takes a lot of chances because he's very good. Let's get the gunslinger thing going. He takes a lot of chances and sometimes they don't pay out for him.

Okay. Let me throw out some names though for the Jets quarterback because Sam Donald, who knows how long like that was so Jets to have the sit. Was that fake? By the way, the mononuclear. Okay. No, that actually happened. That.

So the picture, the graphic of Sam Donald pointing at you being like, yeah, I'm the fucking man. I want to make out with you. Out. And definitely mono. Yeah. And I want to know how it's possible real quick, how, how nobody else on the Jets got mono.

Don't you, you know, kiss anyone. Yeah. But in a football locker room, you share, you share water bottles sometimes you're in close contact. It's true. Maybe that's the leave you on bail. That's he's always had mono. That's why he runs like that.

I was saying, yeah, you're very lethargic in approaching the line of scrimmage, but like seriously, you're around these guys all the time. I assume that, I mean, the old Seahawks used to share girlfriends, golden tape, Percy Harvan. They played pretty well. Whoa. So the Jets quarterback situation, Trevor Simeon comes in electric, by the way, just a guy who it was reminiscent shades of Kirk Cousins and Andy Dalton giving his pregame

warm up speech. Like why they decided he was the guy to mic up. I do not know, but I'm happy they did that because I went to, I fell asleep listening Trevor Simeon speak before the game. But let me throw out a couple of names. Tell me your excitement. Okay. Let's start with, wait, wait, wait, I need to know what scale I'm using.

Am I going ball scale here? All scale. Okay. Ball scale. The guy right down the hallway. Eli Manning. I don't know. I'm two and a half balls, two and a half balls.

Okay. That's, I don't know if you can get done that stadium. We talked about on Monday, Adam Gase, Jay Cutler, five balls, five balls. Okay. Now this one, unfortunately you just blew your wand because I got some guys that you're going to be more excited. If you say Tebow, Tebow, that's an obvious five balls. The Jets.

And then my last one, I would want Tim Tebow to come back and play if he did it for the love of the sport and the love of the franchise gets paid zero dollars. There's too much selfishness in this league, zero dollars against the cap. The last one I had was Michael Vick, but the Jets are in that spot where their season's over. Greeny even lost it on get up. I don't know if you saw, he lost. How many quarterback, Michael Vick, really?

Yes. How many quarterbacks with kissing diseases do we need on that roster right now? I mean, let's just do it. Let's have Michael Vick on there or Colin Kaepernick. But the point is the Jets season is over. Luke Falk is not going to be the guy. I would assume. He doesn't look bad.

I would assume he's not going to be the guy. The state is slowly taking over the NFL. All right. I would assume maybe Ryan Leaf throw him on there. I'm saying like the quarterback position to Washington state is like defensive backs to Texas, which is DBU as we all know. Here's what I really wish though. A team would just say this season is fucked.

We're fucked. Let's at least give the fans something to have fun with. Yep. Tim Tebow is not a quarterback in the NFL. You never know. Let's just make him one for five weeks. You never know. That's exactly what I was saying about the Mets and Tebow calling about.

Yeah, obviously he's not going to get the job done, but he'd be fun to watch. Colin Kaepernick would be interesting. Leroy reported today that Colin Kaepernick and his family landed at Teterboro Airport in New Jersey this afternoon. Now full disclosure, it's probably because they were just accepting an award for their Nike commercial. So Leroy's playing games. No, he reported the news as it should.

He wasn't saying one way or the other that he was signing with the Jets or the Giants. It would be the most NFL thing of all time. If the Jets signed Colin Kaepernick after all this time and then they just threw him to the wolves against the Patriots on Sunday, I just signed someone signed someone. Let's have some fun. Sam Donald will be back in six to eight weeks. I don't even know if you want him back because the season will be long gone by then. Jamal Adams already is unfollowing everyone on the Jets.

This league, this league, petty wars, but it's just do it. Just give us something fun to look forward to. If we're going to have to watch the Jets, I'm sure they have some prime time games coming up. If we're going to have to watch them, at least give us something fun to watch. I agree. Although I don't think that Luke Faulk is bad. I don't think he's good.

Here's the one, some sabre metrics, some connected dots for you on this one. Okay, the first person I saw tweet about this, there have been some others that have jumped on it too. But it was Johnny Miffay. I think that's how you pronounce his name. There are a lot of similarities between Luke Faulk and TB12. Luke Faulk took over for injured Jets quarterback in week two of his second season. He was also the 199th pick in the draft.

Oh, wow. Oh, wow. So this is probably going to happen. Continue. They're both 6'4", 6'5", and weigh like 225 pounds. Continue. That's it. That's it.

That's all they got. Yeah. So watch out. Maybe a new dynasty has started for the New York Jets. That's what I'm saying. Don't throw Luke Faulk out. First year coach for the Jets for a second year. Yeah, sure.

I guess both of us. Well, second year. Yeah, yeah. Second team. Second year as a head coach. Third year. No, second team as a head coach. Second team as a head coach.

She's coaching Dolphin beforehand. I'm just saying don't discount Luke Faulk just yet. By the way, Adam Gase is the perfect case of just get yourself around someone who's really good at their job once in your career and you're set. He was around Peyton Manning. They broke all the records and now everyone since that point has been like Adam Gase kind of nice. Rub some of that magic off.

Kind of nice. If you could take any tip, any life advice tip, just find your way to be close to greatness for a brief period of time and everyone will think that you had something to do with that greatness. Absolutely. That's a great life accurate. And also be completely average for 15 years. Yeah, that's it.

And then you'll get into a whole thing. That's it. All right. So let's do, will you add something else? We're going to talk about Jalen Ramsey. Let's do Hot Seat Cool Throne. Okay. We got some stuff with that.

Hot Seat Cool Throne. My hot seat. I got a few. Let me just pull up my computer real quick. My hot seat is Jalen Ramsey. Oh, I had him too. You did? Yeah.

Well, I had him. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I had him for, for having God as his agent. Go ahead. God's his agent? Yeah.

Yeah. Well, yeah. Call God and his agent. He called his own press conference. I didn't even really know players could just do in that the teams just let him call their own press conference. Kind of a wild move talking about, he demanded a trade. He talked about the whole thing.

I think Jalen Ramsey is going to beat him up because he is from the same dad. Diana Racine reported this. Yep. Said, Doug Morone went to high school with my uncles and dad. They're all from the same neighborhood in the Bronx. I suggest avoiding confrontation with him at all costs. Oh, forget about it. Listen, listen.

Hey. 55-year-old Doug Morone versus an all-class athlete. I got to back up my girl Diana on this one because her dad has seen Doug Morone get into fights before. Yeah, but it's still an all-time bad treat. Against an all-world athlete. I guess Jalen Ramsey is in the peak of his profession and a pretty fucking strong tough dude.

I think I'd take my... Listen, I love Doug Morone. He's a big guy. Yep. I think I'd take Jalen Ramsey in that. Well, it depends. How fired up he is. Like, did Jalen Ramsey call him Fredo on the sideline?

Because if so, that can just light a fuse in somebody. I do like it. They're like, hey, he's from the Bronx or wherever, Queens. So he could definitely beat up this guy who's like 24 years old and at the peak of his profession. If Diana reports it, it's true. Somebody from the Bronx can beat the shit out of Jalen Ramsey. Yeah. Diana Racini actually did like my dad stronger than your dad tweet.

Yeah. I believe it. But in full seriousness. Yeah, so Jalen Ramsey's agent is God, yes. He said God and my agent will figure it out. So I'd have to think they're in cahoots. That's a pretty powerful duo. It is.

To have your agent and God working on your trade request. So wait, so where's he going to go? Are there any rumors? Probably... I think he's going to stay with Jackson. It's 5.30 right now. So there's something might happen later on tonight after we record this. I want to see him in Thursday night's game.

I want to see him play. He will play in Thursday night's game. It's going to be... I'm going to put a guarantee. Even if he gets traded? Yeah. He's going to get traded at Titans. That'd be amazing.

That would be amazing. Walk down the hallway. No, I think the Jaguars would be crazy to trade him. Crazy. I mean, he's really, really good. Really, really good. And they're asking for two first round picks for him. As Pete Prisco said, just pop in the tape from Sunday and you'll know why they're not

going to trade him. That's right. He's also the block king of Twitter. Also, Pete, the All-22 doesn't come out until Tuesday, so you haven't popped in the tape yet. Pete did a block on someone and wrote a quote tree and then said, oh, and PS, see ya. Oh, yeah, he's the king of see ya. You're out of here.

He's fucking Joe West picking people out of the game. Mother of Hot Seed is Lizzo. Oh, okay. She's been canceled. Why? So, Kansas Colter is hot on the streets these days. Yep. She's the latest victim.

She ordered Postmates the other night and apparently the Postmate delivery person stole her order and she proceeded to go online, screenshot a picture of the delivery driver and her name and her picture and everything was like, yo, fuck this person, they stole my order. And people are mad at her for snitching, I guess. Doc's them. So, she's been canceled for that. Yeah.

I think that as a Postmates driver, you should be allowed to steal some stuff occasionally. Dependent, yeah. I think there's got to be like one restaurant where like, all right, this order from this place comes through like, I'm taking that from myself. It's really a victimless crime. When you order things to go or for pickup or delivery, 99% of the time, something about your order is getting fucked up. And if you work for Postmates, you know how easy it is?

You can just get a job, like you can go work for another delivery service. If it's a huge order and you just steal like $250 worth of food, worth it. Now I have a question, Lizzo, I don't know who that is. Who is she? She's 100% that bitch. Describe her. What does she look like? She plays the flute.

Curvy. Yeah. She twerks. Great twerker. She's curvy. Yeah. Okay. She plays the flute.

She's an electric performer. As a fellow curvy person, it's really a, you never want to tweet about your food not being there. But as a fellow curvy person, how mad would you be if your food got stolen? Oh, very mad. But I wouldn't take it to Twitter because I feel like you're just setting yourself up for it to get dunked on. Nobody would steal a food order from a skinny person.

Right. What are you going to steal a salad to be like, Hey, I ordered this food and didn't want to get off my couch. And now I'm complaining on Twitter. Feels like a cell phone. Yeah. You know what? I say, uh, wouldn't she apologize for it too, right?

Oh, good. So she's back. She's back. Yeah. Oh, I forgive. Keep her in the cancel pot. On behalf of part of my take, we officially forgive Lizzo. Oh, I don't know.

Hank said, Hank's got a half vote saying, No, man, I'd like to see her. I need it. I'd like to see her execute a few. I want to know what the order was. I could see her execute a few post-made orders without any incidents. It depends. So now you're blaming her for getting your food stolen. No, I'm blaming her for complaining online about it because that's a dickhead thing

to do. Okay. Well, you are the airport king of mocking people who complain online about airports. Oh, and then my cool throne is anyone who's bought stock in Larry too. Oh, okay. He's due for a huge week this week. Oh, no. Shit.

And there's only a couple more weeks to buy a stock. So if you have bought stock already, congratulations. You're a smart person. And if you haven't bought stock, he's due now this week, so get on while the train is hot. Right. He's going to go on fire. Like, statistically, he's just statistically due.

Do you want to say what his record is? I'm looking at his chart right now. Two and three last week. Okay. All right. Two and three is not bad. You can like map out charts on stocks and see when they're about to bounce or fall down. I've got a very good feeling that Larry's about to bounce back this week looking at the

chart. Yeah. Okay. So buy your Larry shirts. Stocks are certificate. You own a goldfish, but only for two more weeks. You can speak out as a goldfish owner. Mm hmm.

Yes. Okay. PFT. What do you got? My hot seat is laboratories across the globe, mostly just in Australia and in Russia. First of all, there was an Australian lab. It was a mass. There was a massive semen explosion after a blaze hit a bull artificial insemination laboratory

and firefighters were forced to dodge the projectiles being shot out from the bull semen lab. This feels like a fake story. It was a listen. It was a newsweek. Yeah. No, I, I, no, I, I'm not saying you didn't make it. I'm saying that I always am like Australia, you said.

Yeah. Australia. I feel like they haven't been on the map for a while. Why not make up a fake bull cum story? I mean, I'm sorry, a Chilean bull semen factory exploded just sending spuge everywhere because there was cow sperm. Okay. That's got to be pretty nasty as a firefighter.

I would say so. Moukaki. I would say so. Yeah. Nice. That was 1.7 balls. It's like Chernobyl though. If you get hit by it, then you're.

Yeah. What? And what? You think like bull semen is radioactive? I feel like if you're a firefighter going to a laboratory, we're after watching Chernobyl, I feel like that's just like. Don't pick up the rocks. Right.

Yeah. Don't touch the semen like, yeah. Yeah. I think if there's like bull semen just spraying into the air, that just means that the council has elected a new micro for the next season during jobs. The other lab that exploded was in Russia. There was a smallpox explosion. So a laboratory that had smallpox in it.

For some reason, we still keep that stored in a lab somewhere. That exploded. So I'm sure that's fine. Yeah. Probably not a big deal. No. Good thing you got your kid vaccinated. Yes, I did.

Good thing we made him. Yes, we did. The internet made him. Yes, the internet made your kid get vaccinated. And my other hot seat is Odell Beckham because it turns out that the watch that he was wearing pregame, you remember a lot of people priced it out as being like a $2 million watch. Well, according to Darren Ravel who tweeted a vagina picture last night, that's true. I was very upset.

But he's an expert in spotting phonies because he has many mirrors. He identified it as being a fake watch and a very cheap knockoff watch at that like just maybe a couple hundred bucks. So Odell. Come on, Odell. Got to know better than that. I kind of like that by Odell because he's everyone's flipping out about how he's warming up in this watch.

And it's all fake. Yeah. That would be nice. Right. Yeah. It's a it's a funny like he should smash it on purpose. He should have smashed it on purpose till Ravel ruined the joke and then tweeted out the vagina.

The vagina. Explain that real so Ravel tweeted out a picture like you think the jet season is bad. Look at where look at the fans not paying attention. And it was a picture of a guy looking at a picture of what looked like a anatomy chart of a vagina. It wasn't even a like flesh and blood vagina. It was a drawing of a vagina. And of course Ravel tweeted it out and scarred everyone.

And I would assume what we violated Twitter terms of service. Ravel's definitely seen more like drawings of vaginas than actual vaginas. I was I did a probably too much thinking on why that guy was looking at it slash texting it because he was sending that to someone else. Do you think he was chirping his buddy? That was the only reason I could come up with for like why you because like you Google image vagina and then send there definitely was like the only way. Why else would you be I would be sending that there's probably some inappropriate Trevor

Simeon jokes or something involved in that. Oh about him not being able to play to withstand a broken ankle and like torn everything. Yeah that's probably that's probably that's probably what it was. My cool throne is these nuts jokes because football guy Nick Saban apparently loves these nuts jokes. This is like his favorite thing is pulling the D's on people. So all you people that say that Nick Saban doesn't have a sense of humor. He actually does.

It's just very specific to only D's nuts jokes. He's a big Bofa guy too. Probably he's going to get around to Bofa and the Imagine Dragons joke in a couple years coming at any point. OK. My hot seat is triggered people online because Mike Leach is online and he triggered the OCD community by tweeting out a picture that had like a little like a little fuck up where it said OCD.

It said like it was a it was a hospital a school medicine and it had everything listed school like academic affairs valuation clinic and then at the bottom was obsessive compulsive disorder and it was just a little off centered. So he triggered everyone and he actually got a response from the International OCD Foundation saying OCD is a serious disorder that affects an estimated one in 100 adults. It can seem funny to those who aren't affected but for those who are it's no laughing matter. We hope you consider deleting and directing your followers to IOCDF.org and Mike Leach just said warning I got a couple complaints today on one of my tweets.

You read my tweets at your own risk viewer discretion strongly advised. Fuck yes. He uses Twitter like your your elderly uncle uses Facebook. Yeah. He's just getting into the meme game. He's just getting into it and watch out world. He's going to as soon as he catches up with like he could he definitely will be in the political meme wars of 2020.

Oh for sure. He's going to get he's going to throw his hat in that ring. Absolutely. All right. My cool throw on his dog the bounty hunter because he's doing fine. He had a heart attack I think but he's fine. It might have been a broken heart. I read he had a medical episode.

That's fine. He's fine. He's tweeting from his account saying that he's fine and I have no reason to believe that he isn't fine because he's got to be fine. What if this was a situation like I think it was Woodrow Wilson had a stroke when he was president and his wife kind of acted like the president for the last six. Maybe I'm just describing Dave Dave yeah but but I'm pretty sure there was a president where his wife just pretended he was still alive.

I was like oh he can't come out now for the last maybe year or so of his presidency. That sort of dog is just incapacitated when he's social media manager. Would he still tell ice heads to go with Christ brah yeah the social manager can do that. Yeah that's fine. Okay that's fine. He's going to be fine. Okay let's get to our interview with Chris Bosch before we do that every NFL season tells a story.

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doing some research obviously I know you're at your basketball career you have about a million interests would that be safe to say yeah you have like music you read you're writing a book let's actually start there you're writing a book you just told us before the show started you're writing a book yeah about writing a book it's a working title but essentially it's kind of like one of the working title is letters to a young athlete but I wanted to translate to everyone so you're like cucking the entire players tribune business model I like that I like have you ever thought about doing it LeBron James style and doing letters from a young athlete to his future self about his past self like his Instagram post nah nah I wouldn't try that it can get you

into the matrix and yeah you can't do that so you're giving advice to young athletes are you saying like what you learned yeah it's kind of like lessons that I learned in sports pretty much okay and you know it's been so many things that's been valuable that I've used in both aspects on and off the court you know so I figure if I could take that take those lessons and then take you know my favorite stories and stuff like that and you know just kind of let people in on what changed for me things that happened for me and things that I use tools that I used and it really worked okay so lesson for a young athlete should they have a burner account or not no no I mean multiple burner counts yeah I mean you know what see here's the problem now if you have a burner

account what happens you might slip up yeah but you know how many or you might not and it looks like you have like your number one fan it's very vocal in your defense all the time oh yeah but that's like making another personality right it's like yeah you can't be two people right you know what I mean you can't be just you know just yeah yeah I got the burner account and I'm you do now with full disclosure I used to do that when I was in high school I was in the chat room you had the burner account yeah it was posh as a what wasn't even burner count it wasn't cool to put your real name on the internet right you know so um I was it was this um website called Texas hoops.com yeah I used to go on it when I was in high school yeah I'd be in the chat room like you're wrong

more we're really good dominating you know trying to defend our case that's normal though yeah that's a normal reaction at least for high schoolers I know in Texas sports in particular it's almost a professional sport the second you step into high school absolutely and so there are people talking about you like their professional analysts and so for somebody who's you know 15 to 18 years old it's natural I think to stand up for yourself but then at some point you have to learn I need I can't read everything that's being written about me at what point did that occur to you or did it ever occur to you did you show oh yeah it occurred to me once we got to Miami once um once I made the decision to go to Miami uh you know it changed everything changed I used to always

be on twitter and always back when like I think what twitter uh came out in 2006 and I forgot when I made my account but it was like right around 2007 2008 and so I was always you know on social media but once I start reading the comments and stuff I would make that mistake one because it wasn't happening everything was positive before that yeah because everybody wanted me to go to play for their team right you know so then after you know I made my choice people let me know that they did not like it and then you know you get all the other stuff on top of that so once one day I just had like a bad day reading and I'm like man that really messed up my day I'm really upset what am I doing you know just reading words on the screen that's and that's insanity to me so I

just stop you know and you see it now it's a kind of a storyline that's going on in the NBA now where a lot of guys are you know Adam Silver came out and said that these guys that are millionaires young athletes have the whole world at their fingertips are actually incredibly lonely yeah because they feel isolated because they can't go out in public because they're spending their days on Twitter and like reading the negative stuff yeah do you think that that's overblown or you or you see how like that's actually a true thing going on I can see how um people can be like that I mean you know even for me if I go outside everybody wants to take a picture right you know so that alone is something that I have to mentally be ready for it's exhausting yeah it's exhausting

a little bit and you know people want to talk to you and then you're rightfully so everybody has a camera of course everybody wants a picture you know but um it's just uh another added thing you know on top of that is more popular than ever it's more money than ever in the league so it's kind of you know pick your poison right you know but um I think it's just learning to cope with things and and being okay with that and sometimes saying no like I don't feel like taking a picture right now right you know and I want to go about my day and enjoy my day right you know and learning how to cope with that and go out in public and stuff like that so when you got off twitter that was in your mind I didn't get off I just like I stopped reading the comments and you know I kind of fell

off it for a while right yeah so that happened in Miami do you think it was because you guys were winning and kind of had a big target on your back or we hadn't even played yet oh well had you done the championship celebration you know the famous one before you won the championship celebration till we won a championship no right now we have a celebration when you want yeah you know we had a we had a couple celebrations actually what did you after that happened did anyone's like I would imagine after you get in the hallway you're like was that kind of weird we just we just celebrated a championship when we just signed no we weren't celebrating the championship let me and you know what I love I love talking about this because it's so interesting because like we got

blamed so much for it it's like man I'm not an event planner right what the hell do you think of I'm just gonna like sign a contract you know bring my whole family out to Miami and then orchestrate this big thing that's what came there and that was there people like were there for us I thought you were on stage before like positioning the smoke machine yeah you're like no I need two I need one on each side to get crossed but but did anyone say to LeBron like yo did you just say we're gonna win seven that part you know what yeah I think we just I think we got a little ahead of ourselves that's one of those things to where you're just everybody's so happy and you're just like yeah yeah let's just go for it you're not thinking about what everybody else is gonna think about

right you know you're just everybody's happy right right that was I mean it was more so and of intent I would quit Twitter too if I was part of that so yeah championship so yeah that's a good watermark to stop reading the comments yeah that was about I think probably that next day like oh you know it's funny because we were in our bubble about two days later you know you start watching TV it's like oh yeah see what the rest of the world sees I think he can win 75 games or the yeah and and just the reaction yeah you know there was very strong reactions across the league yeah I think if you're a player on another team and you see that that absolutely you talk about bulletin board material they're like yeah they're already counting this they're discounting us out

already before they've even played a game together can't wait they're not even that good there's also the element that I'm always curious about of playing with LeBron I feel like brings uh added pressure to everyone around him because he's such a star and there's always so much attention on him did you feel that right away yeah but it was like gas on the fire after that one it was already a thing and then it was just something totally trans I mean it transcended and transformed right a bunch of things you know more than what I thought but you know the championship pressure I I wanted to win a championship that's what I that's what we were all there for so that was kind of we knew we were getting ourselves into kind of kind of until we experienced it and then um you

know that was really you know the brunt of it man we didn't um we were just kind of in the middle of the ocean and it's like well you gotta you gotta swim now and we have to gel together as a team and and figure out how to navigate you know trying to win in the league it's like you know you understand okay Michael Jordan and those guys you just think it's just watching the game and watch tv it's so much more than that yeah would you like to apologize for ruining the NBA by creating super teams no no okay so you know you're a basketball fan I'm sure yep you know super teams have always been a part of the league right you know in the 80s showtime the Lakers um Robert Parrish Larry Bird um you know Kevin McKell um you know we could go on and on the Lakers they had I always

tell people like the Lakers had Ron Harper Ron Harper won five championships they don't even mention Ron Harper they had Ron Harper Robert Ori both of them multiple championships between them Ron Harper and Robert and Michael Jordan were in like you know uh the same conversation in the league when they just got there you know so it's always been a part of it is funny to me though how people point at that heat team and they act like it's the first time that uh three really good basketball players wanted to play basketball with each other yeah it was just in the way it was it was a decision by LeBron it was the going from Cleveland to Miami and it felt it felt very orchestrated beforehand I know you guys have talked about it but how far in advance did you know you three were going to go

somewhere together it didn't happen too far in advance because he still had you know to a decision to make right we knew that Miami had the cap space to do something like that um every I don't think did anybody else I think Miami and New York yeah yeah I mean Chicago I'm a Bulls fan Chicago I you guys have said in retrospect that you were thinking about it I always just assume no one ever thinks about signing as a free agent to the Bulls because we'd never gotten it was it was very very close you were actually close no way yeah man look they had um um Joe Kim young Derek Rose which he won MVP that year yep Luol Dang yep um Kirk Heinrich Kirk Heinrich they had a side I mean those are solid pieces and I mean I think Omar and Asik too oh yeah the

the lead was still a little bigger back then so yeah it was uh and then um and then we got Carlos Booser because you went to Miami yeah and then the thing was two of three their thing was two of three got it yeah so so what was the pitch like for everyone else like I've I've read some of the stories people just you just show up and they'd show you like Photoshopped into their jersey yeah I passed that was the thing everybody had an iPad with like an app is that what the Bulls did yeah everybody of course they fucking did it probably was a shitty like you were like wait I can see my Raptors jersey I don't need that no and then I didn't like I came in the arena uh you know it's center yeah and he had like the thing up and you know my name it's it's a crazy

thing because Mike Jordan plate you know right it's the house that Michael built right and so you know my name is up there it's like wow this is crazy so and then what was Pat Riley I would imagine because you went there yeah uh had a little bit of a differ he didn't take out the iPad no he didn't take out an iPad what did he do I don't believe yeah I didn't get it yeah this is this drives me insane that they're like they honestly thought like hey this will be cool no one ever see a photoshopped with you in a different jersey so what did Pat Riley do instead talk and that's god damn it took you out for a nice steak dinner problem no we uh we no we didn't have a steak dinner it was you know it was the whole thing and the free agency thing so it was

like meetings so we had them we had all the meetings um at one time okay all right you know the steak dinner was after okay I was afterwards I imagine a couple nice bottles of red wine oh for sure was LeBron already into the uh the sheesh game the wine game back then no I don't believe so I'm not as happy definitely not as heavy as he is now you think it's a problem what his his wine on the bench one game he's he's walking into the games with a full glass of wine yeah you don't like wine no I enjoy wine not while I'm on the job yeah not where you're on the job no no I'm just saying yeah uh I read that's a good point that's a good point I read that you were uh you're a big Harry Potter guy yeah if you were to put you LeBron and D Wade into houses and Harry Potter how would you do

that yeah that's a that's an interesting question hmm how Slytherin is that one yeah yeah LeBron is Slytherin yeah LeBron Slytherin but he's the good Slytherin you know not to like the we'll decide yeah the dark side okay you guys are gonna decide that one yeah I'm I'm Gryffindor that's obvious obviously and man you know they don't they don't give the other two houses enough love man uh Ravenclaw and um Hufflepuff Hufflepuff yeah they don't even get any love yeah yeah D Wade what's wait which one is Hufflepuff D Wade D Wade do you think so yeah I think so I don't know and then full disclosure I've never read Harry Potter you've never

no but you knew no this is just clickbait I'm just trying to get people to click on this okay yeah but okay you're looking on the internet right now so you knew the houses or you just like a closet Harry Potter no I know all about the sorting hat and then what's has this like has rooms the last one he's he's got you D yeah yeah uh shoot whatever the tough ones are oh you mean he yeah he is a tough dude yeah uh go ahead one thing that I always liked about you you weren't you were never afraid to put your sense of humor out there a little bit yeah I remember seeing you do that car commercial to use car commercial where you're wearing the giant cowboy hat yeah at first I was like what the fuck is this guy doing this is weird but it was good it

was it weird yeah it was weird yeah it was like it was kind of weird it was it was like it was definitely off the beaten path for an NBA star at the time to do something like that I think now people try and they you know they try to produce comedy videos but a lot of time it's unnatural and when you did it was like this guy's just really funny but is that is it when you were sitting down did you actually decide to write that or how did how did that whole used car thing come about man and you know I've told people this story a bunch of times so pretty much like that was the first year um the victory in Boston got together and so uh LeBron and Kevin Garnett were hammering me in in in all star votes and I knew I wasn't gonna you know win but I had started

one time and I wanted to do it again um so I I just wanted to make it look respectable in the numbers this is like you know LeBron 1.6 Kevin Garnett 1.2 you know Bosch 400 I'm like damn I gotta get that number up and so I was like man I always loved the internet always I've always been doing this my whole life you know pretty much you code like videos you code right kind of you know you know what coding is I don't even know the concept yes you know but you know looking at that stuff I said all right I'm gonna make a video and put it on YouTube just to get my because you can vote online now yeah so I'm gonna get my votes up that'll you I'm gonna figure out some way and so I had one idea which I was gonna be like making fun of President Bush at the time but I said no that's not really

gonna be a good one because we're at war and all this stuff and that'll be pretty insensitive so then um I just was thinking of how I could execute this idea and I was off for a couple days for Christmas that I shot that on Christmas Eve and so uh me and my brother were I was back home I went home for a couple days uh for Christmas and yeah just wrote it out and said man yeah you know we watched those crappy videos from uh uh back in the day with the used car salesmen and stuff like that and I was trying to you know yeah vote for me and okay I got it and that's what I'm gonna do that would be great to my website it would be great if you did the George Bush one yeah you know like boogie cousins throwing a shoe at you and you're ducking out of the way well

it was it was yeah it was not the time yeah everything was very fresh uh huh so so along the same lines of that question your comedy and showing your personality did you create the video bomb did you create that because I feel like after you know the press conference after games on the NBA court you would I feel like you were the first guy who during NBA games yeah or or a sporting event yes on purpose multiple times yeah yeah and the only reason I did that was because we were winning so much and it was just a lot of fun and I said man you know what I just watched a lot of TV when I was a kid so I immediately my mind starts wondering like I wonder what the people that are watching this on TV what would be funny right now and I'm you know because I'm like doing

an interview and you know for the umpteenth time D is right there, Brian is right there and I'm like okay I'll just do something and then and then they laughed and everybody kept laughing so I said all right you know I might as well keep going I had to stop though once people say you know can I take a picture with you yeah sure can you photo by me yeah I'm not photo oh yeah that's too much that's too much it's over what about um the people who used to say that you looked like the Raptors logo you want to know what's funny yeah people really thought they were cutting deep with that I didn't think my high school friends were joking on me like that and I had to laugh at that one listen the Raptors logo is a good looking logo it's a great looking logo right it's a logo yeah but like

they used to call me uh like you look like a velociraptor high school and they thought it was so funny that's cool like like uh coach k looks like the the uh Luda he's slowly walked into the Luda it's like 101 Dalmatians when the dog owners walk around looking like they're dogs like it's a cool concept yeah like only you can only draft players that look like your logo yeah that'd be pretty that would be pretty nice much rather than like look like the wizards logo or the Hornets logo yeah the Raptors one if you had to pick one in the NBA East at least I feel like that's number one were you were you actually were you pumped up this year for the Raptors in the playoffs were you yeah absolutely to see them absolutely man you know what um I got to see uh I got to I worked um

the pregame stuff with TSN the Canadian Network and um I saw a lot of old friends there some some of the same people were still working there the equipment managers um the the trainers you know bartenders yeah yeah the guys running the seats and stuff you know the people that help you to your seats and to see them just you know have a have a piece and that was was really really cool I was so happy for them the whole city do you ever have regrets about I mean I think a lot of guys say nowadays like they kind of wish they played for a full for the same team their whole entire career yeah or do you not even think about no I wanted to go on yeah you can't you can't change this so you know and things worked out pretty good yeah they did I would say they worked

out pretty yeah it was pretty solid man so let's talk about the championships yeah first time you guys go to the finals uh LeBron has eight points in that one game I just mentioned that off the top of my head I can't remember why I remembered that what was it like after you guys lose that first one to the Mavs and was there ever a feeling of not to spare but you were a very good team yeah felt like this was the thing and the super team and all that and you fall short against a kind of a random NBA winner in the Mavs for sure um yeah they were very crafty uh older team more and more savvier than we um than we were and they took advantage of that so you know first of all having to come back it's embarrassing you know it's uh it's depressing uh

you you find out you know you find out why you know some people don't bounce back people don't bounce back from that right you know it takes like a lot to even try to get back on the horse and even if you bounce back you can just be like okay I'm not gonna go for the championship I'll just lay over here in a nice comfortable part of the league and you'll succeed yeah and just you know slide on out and you know wave goodbye be on a yacht early May no problem body's good you know but we realize what it really takes and and and that pain of you know dealing with that yeah and so then you win the next year against that's gonna go down as one of the craziest teams that you played in the Russell Westbrook James Harden Kevin Rand I don't think people are

going to get it they're like you but you beat those guys like three MVPs yeah and you beat them but they were on the same team yeah right yes yeah you beat them and you beat them convincingly yeah um and that moment was that the champagne picture championship was the next one yeah yeah that was that was a great picture yeah all-time picture yeah thank you yeah it's kind of me rubbing it in people's faces it's a little bit yes so how it must have felt great because you probably like we talked about earlier you got all the jokes against you people criticize the heat criticize the run criticize you yeah and then you get that last laugh I mean that has to be the greatest feeling of all time it's awesome but you know what like it's not even you don't even think about

those things what what was amazing to me is what was going through my mind right after and you know the the length of the season and how much it takes to even you know get to that point right you know I reflected on that stuff you don't even think about oh I proved them wrong in the yard and man you know you got some work to do yeah so going going into that finals against the thunder was it more like I'm motivated because I need to prove some to myself or was it was there an element of the haters out there like it's going to be good to drink champagne in their faces and dunk on that oh no it's just I was born to win an NBA championship that's pretty much it I love I like that I mean that's what the same is what I did I

watched this since I was a kid I'm a historian of the game this is our time I'm here I used to watch this with my dad very you know what I mean these pizza parties you watch the game you know so you know I understood what what was at stake and everything with everything so like for me it was just like being happy to you know get that done yeah dream come true that's pretty cool just growing up knowing that you're gonna win one day and then it happens yeah it really is you must be like a genius after you do you like yes you do but then it's like yeah you know you're not that much so the next one is obviously the rebound to the shot which can you talk us through that play and it's an all-time iconic play where we're talking about Ray Allen's shot

in the corner to save the heat in game six you're the one who gets the rebound if you don't do that the heat lose and you guys have one championship yeah this is a little different yeah a little different so were things moving in slow motion or was that just yeah moving in slow motion once LeBron shot it that's how I remember it's funny because you know how you remember things sometimes it's not how it really happens so my memory of the whole thing I remember the play I remember everything but the speed is way faster than what I recall interesting you know I felt like a long time to make that decision because I was able to watch the flight of the ball that's why I was able to make a play on the ball to get the rebound I you know they both both Boris Dio and Tony Parker

went to LeBron right so that opened me up a free lane to the basket I didn't have anybody in front of me so I could just concentrate on the ball and then you know it just felt you know one of those moments you this is for me right it was that my ball and then you instinctively are like Ray yeah well yeah I mean you know I um I felt contact and I think it was Manu and I looked down and he was there and I looked up and what Ray was looking at me with his hands going back and I just I can't even tell you why it happened I'm just happy that it happened like yeah I mean it's an all-time shot all-time play so you just got to always just be in the game you know yeah it also is kind of a microcosm for I think your career with the heat where you were such an important player

but you probably never got your total due because it was LeBron and D Wade what was it was it tough to be that third guy and maybe sometimes have people not give you the credit for sacrificing some of your game for them it was tough being in that position but it's also tough when in championship it's tough being the first guy right in a second you know it's just it's just what it is and um I just use that experience to really really learn about basketball it's like I had to strip myself down all the way and build myself back up to learn how to play basketball you know and play off the ball cutting you know being a team player defense you know so I learned a big you know a more so much more of a portion in the game and mental toughness man yeah yeah you know

that's not gonna be right and you know I'm sure Spoe wanted to help me a bunch of times but it's like you know I can't it's not much I can do for you you just have to do this and that and you there is an element to the game of figuring out on your own so you know I never I never that on top of me never really worrying about what people thought um you know the proof is in the work is there you know you can watch every game if you want to right so you know I I know where I am as far as a player when I was playing yeah my career and everything so it's just yeah I mean it's always interesting because you go from the guy in Toronto to a guy who has to you know and a lot of the players in the NBA they want to be the guy until they have to be the guy and I just thought

it was it's an interesting career arc where you then were able to your ultimate success was being able to kind of take a step back and like you said learn different elements of the guys yeah and well you know and you know being the guy sometimes isn't as fun man I would imagine you know um if the team is struggling they're gonna ask you first and not that I would be shy away from it or anything but it's a tough position to be in and sometimes it's like hey they're double teaming me I'm going to make the right decision to you know make my team put my teammates in the position well I mean sometimes guys don't play well right right or your team isn't that good right that's one of things that we love to talk about that in the media is as soon as two good players get together

the first question we have to ask is who's getting the last shot which doesn't really make sense because I'm sure a lot of that is game plan dependent but when it's like you D Wade and LeBron was there ever like what was there a time when Spolester would sit down be like okay we're going to give you the last shot today and then you know and in our practice would you have like three different last shot scenarios for you guys no I was just understood that it's going to happen a certain way it's understood I mean it's like in the floor of the game you make those decisions in the floor of the game usually if it was tight and D was having a good game at BD you know coming downhill you know but then again you know it's a good decision you know

to have you know because even though it's hard because you know you have a bunch of great players that you know you can make a play for and we'll probably win the game if you draw it upright right you know it was always LeBron most of the time you know because his playmaking ability and that didn't mean he was going to shoot it you're going to get a good shot you're going to get a shot at the basket of Brian had in his hands he you know he hit me a bunch of times for late game right shots do you think the Spurs intentionally turned off the AC in that in that finals absolutely of course that was yeah that's like the Cramps game yeah that's like um yeah that's like the uh red hour back was known you know or if you're in Boston you know the the uh

shower things or come off or whatever you got to get out the the building and everything and they said man that was that damn red hour back right I mean he never denied it right right right right but yeah if I'm them I'm trying to win you trying to win right I cut it I cut was it you didn't cramp no I didn't cry it was hot it was hot it was I knew I knew Brian was gonna cramp really yeah because his muscles are so dense he he he cramps like more interesting you know because it's so big yeah and so um he's always like you know drinking wine yeah drink he gains weight during games I still don't understand that's not that's not true I still don't understand how that works so like you know I knew as it was hot I said man this you know

some he might you know he might cramp up a little bit it was crazy in there it was it was very dangerous I'm glad you know nobody got hurt for real yeah same yeah and that the Spurs won yeah well you know everybody everybody always says do you think if you guys would have won that game that you would want a series and uh it's not just pretty good and we won game two right you know so and they did what we were talking about earlier the ability to come back and be all in yeah I mean that that Spurs team was on a mission oh yeah it was yeah it's just after you get your heart broke that bad right and I remember uh we were we were uh they're they're about to win I'm like we just got hammered we got to go all the way back home at least we got beaten well no I don't

want to be mine but it's still kind of whack to have to get on the plane after that and go back home I'm like man knowing this might be our last time playing together yeah you know I looked at Tim I said man last last year really sucked on he's like man you don't even know yeah there you go Tim Duncan I assume yeah so so the end of the heat like uh you know LeBron leaving were you clued in at all how did that all go down no it was uh you know right before and did you did you feel like you were left out because I wasn't there like Dwayne Wade took a flight with LeBron yeah and you weren't invited no I was in Africa oh okay nice alibi I was away from I was away from the madness were you shocked at all that he left or did you kind of expect it

it got to the point where I knew that it was free agency all over again and that there might be a change I knew that I got that feeling you know so um that's why I negotiated you know I continued to negotiate and stuff like that I treated it as free agency yeah you know yeah you know we can you know we always say when guys get traded it's a business it's a business you know so I'm gonna handle his business I'm gonna handle my business and you know business will be taken care of yeah and you got a nice yeah you actually handled very well it worked out yeah it worked out very well it worked out did you ever ask Rae Ellen about the tweet what tweet you know the tweet you know the tweet oh that's what yeah no no you never

I'm getting there. Picture me. Picture me. My tongue. No. Switching back and forth. No. No.

No. I don't. That was accidental. Look, let me tell you something. That could have been. Did he ever text you like that by accident? What's that? Like something similar like picture me.

No. He meant to send it to somebody else. Okay. All phone calls. All phone calls. All phone calls are great. That's smart. That's smart.

I read that you sued a domain squatter who squatted on a bunch of athletes' names for websites. Yeah, it was a while ago. You guys are finding some funny things in there, man. What the fuck, man? Yeah. That guy has every right. That's like an internet troll slash commenters goal in life is to own chrisbosh.com before

Chris Bosch could. It's a fact. And you did. And he did. And he's got a story. Right. How? How many did he have?

He just had to give him back. We didn't get any money from him. He had like 800 of them or something? It was a lot. I can't remember who it was. That's such a fucking idiot. It was a lot. He's such an asshole.

It wasn't just one. We're like, yeah, collected everything. Chris Bosch. No, no, no. He had them all. Steve, you know. Everybody. The whole Phoenix Suns team.

Everybody's like, yo, come on, man. Come on, dude. I love that guy. He was his gold rush. He's striking oil in West Texas. Of course. I'm sure he felt like that. Yeah.

So are you ahead of the curve? Roger Bell. Boris. Yeah. Got him. Left shrimp. Yeah. Yeah.

You know, if that was his name. I mean, I think it's bullshit. That's that is like the American dream to capitalize off someone else's name. Yeah. You should have registered his name. Right. I mean, you know, if that's if that's how you see it. All right.

So along that same lines, what do you think about copywriting something like Taco Tuesday? Taco Tuesday. I mean, it'd be funny. It'd be funny if it if it goes through. It'd be really funny. I'm going to sue him. Yeah. A lot of people.

Yeah. There's a lot of people right now in in America in the world like that's my I invented. I invented that. No one owns Taco Tuesday. Everyone owns Taco Tuesday. Yeah. You know, we'll see. It's for the people.

We'll see if if he gets the copyright. I want to interview the guy who stole, who took all those websites. That guy, honestly, is fascinating to me. Yeah. Who just had them all. It is. It is kind of fascinating. I mean, it does take vision.

Yes. You have to give it to him. Yes. It does take vision. Did you ever see him in court? Or was it? No, no, no, no, no, no. It was just all handled outside.

It wasn't even that big of a deal. I know a guy who bought CJ Spiller dot net, but CJ Spiller ended up sucking. So, so he struck out. Yeah. You know, some investments, you strike it rich. Some. Yeah. A shot on.

Yeah. The market. Yeah. Stock market. Stonks. Is Drake corny? No. You don't think so?

No. He hates Drake. I'm not a Drake guy. You're not a Drake guy. Why are you not a Drake? I'm a Drake guy. Because he just never did it for me. I know.

I understand. I respect that some people like his music. For me, it's just, it never slapped right for me. It's just like, it seems a little slow. His, his flow is kind of lazy. It's definitely, it's definitely slow. He does a thing where he rhymes the same word with the same word a lot. Yeah.

I feel like a lot of people like Drake because he has a very good image. Yeah. And that's it. I mean, he makes great music. You have to give it to him. It's an incredible song. I agree. I do like the beats.

I like the beats that he has. And you're a producer too, right? Yeah. Yeah. Do you sit down? Do you play the piano? Do you play? I play the guitar.

I'm okay. I'm trying to learn the piano. I'm, I'm, you know, I'm not that good at the guitar, but you know, it's a, it's a work in progress. Are you like a whip out the acoustic guitar and just start playing it and be that guy? No, I'm not, I'm not that guy. No one likes that guy. That guy sucks.

No one likes that guy. That guy sucks. That guy sucks. That guy, like a month and a half ago. And I was like, I'm not bringing my guitar because at that point that's the line. I'll bring my guitar, you know, but I'm not just going to be like, all right, I wrote this song. Yeah, right.

Little tune when I was out here. Yeah. No one asked you for it. Yeah. You know, and then, and then, and then you do back to back to back. Yes. Like, yeah, that, that dude does suck. Yeah.

So you have, do you have new music coming out soon? Hopefully. Okay. Hopefully. I've been, I've been working with writers quite a bit over. I mean, it's been, man, getting on five years has been crazy. But, you know, the learning curve has been great. I've worked with some, you know, some great people that's taught me a lot.

And so, you know, now I'm working with writers trying to, you know, get some songs out there. That's awesome. Yeah. So, you know, I just, and learning the business too, it's a very fascinating business and a very fascinating time. Right. And I just really, really like it. Right.

Do you know Sunny Digital? Say it again. Do you know Sunny Digital? Yeah. Man, last, in May, I was in Atlanta, met Sunny Digital. Yeah. Hung out at his studio. Yes.

Yeah. Has he cleaned it up? We went to him right when it started. Yeah. Well, yeah, it looks, it looks, yeah, it's coming together now. Yeah. But yeah, we hung out. You could, you could see him, you know, he's got a lot of stuff around, like, you know,

amps and all that stuff. Yes. But they've got. He's produced two of our songs. Yeah. Oh, really? Yes. Yeah.

That's my dude. Yeah. I have not. Okay. Yeah. I'm not surprised. All right. I have two questions left.

The first is I never fully wrap my head around how the end of your career, like the medical side of it. So can you explain it? Yeah. Because I remember just being like, that's a, that's a bummer. Yeah. And, you know, the, the comebacks were rumored for a while and I just kind of assumed you would be back.

Yeah. And it never happened. So can you walk me through that? The first time I had a pulmonary embolism. Very bad. Tremendous pain in my left side of my whole left side of my body. Thank God, you know, most people don't survive that. That's crazy.

You know, so it kind of gives me chills just thinking about that. Yeah. Sometimes, you know, and I was in the hospital, had a colapsal on, had to, I was in the hospital for five days. I thought I was about to go home. They bring me in the office and say, all right, you know, we've got to do surgery on you tomorrow. We've got to clean out your lungs because we cannot drain the rest of the fluid from your

lungs. I had to get my lungs drained. That sucks. You know, and so they said, well, we got to go in there. This has happened. This has happened. So I was in the hospital. I can't remember for how long after that.

I want to say another nine days, eight, nine days and had to recover from that. And then pretty much what happened is I felt I had a sore spot in my calf right before the All Star game. Me and my son. I took my son and I wanted to go practice the three point shooting. So we went back to the gym at night and got some shots up before we headed to Toronto next day. Woke up in the morning.

My calf is sore. I start freaking out a little bit because, you know, in our research of everything we've done with blood clots, we know that it originates sometimes if it's sore, that could be a sign. So I went to the hospital and, you know, it was, uh, I guess a blood clot there. So yeah, like mentally that has to be challenging to you're a professional athlete. You're in peak shape. You take care of yourself and have something fail you like that. I mean, you know what?

I don't even think it's a thing that fails. I think it happens all the time. Yeah. Yeah. I think it happens all the time because I did another cast game. It wasn't there. You know, few days later. Yeah.

Yeah. I was in peak shape and I was still feeling good and this is, you know, I thought I was doing all these precautionary measures and stuff like that, you know, and it kind of, you know, you kind of go to a place sometimes even now saying, man, I should have said something, but can't do that because it's like, okay, that might have been the one that'll get you. Yeah. It'll be the one you don't see coming, especially after surviving something like that. So I just, you know, kind of let it run its course.

The heat were in a tough position. That was obvious because liability, insurance, contraction, all those things. So it is what it is. Yeah. It is what it is. We actually have a guy at this company that had a blood clot and it was like the week or maybe a week and a half, something like that after you. Yeah.

And because of what you had just been through, he knew what to look for. Yeah. Oh, really? And he went to the hospital and got taken. Yeah. Well, that's awesome. Yeah. That's awesome.

I had a buddy of mine. The same, you know, symptoms and people, because people misdiagnosed you sometimes and he was misdiagnosed and he said, man, nah. And so he kept being persistent and turned, come to find out he had the same problem. All right. My last question is Seeky question promo code take. You get $10 off any ticket we've, we've hung out now for 30 minutes. I feel like I know you let's, let's turn off the cameras.

How annoying is LeBron for real? No. I was just thinking he's annoying. Oh, he's so annoying. Right? No. He made you read books, right? Yeah.

The Godfather. No, I read books. I read books. Yeah. But he made me read books. He has his own book club that he gives to people. He fake reads books. No, he ain't have a book club.

Go ahead. You can say, you know what? We'll cut this part. Why you don't like LeBron? Why you don't like LeBron? I actually like LeBron. I actually like, I enjoy the sport of hating LeBron so much. It's actually one of my favorite things to do as a sports fan.

I mean, you know, that's usually what happens. Right. You get stuck in this spot and you're like, this is what I am now. I'm a hater of this. And you can't get out. He's doing space jam too, man. Yeah. It's going to suck.

You think so? Yeah, for sure. Well, you know what it is, right? In this day and age, you think it's going to suck? Yeah. He'll ruin it. Bugs Bunny. Yeah.

And Warner Brothers. Did he ask you to go on it? No. Why not? Oh, man. I'm doing stuff, man. Okay. Would you have done it?

Absolutely. Of course. It's a long shoot, man. What a bad friend. I'm a free agent. You know what I mean? I might be a little bit too rich for Warner Brothers Blood, man. That's true.

Well, you know what he's doing? The movie is basically a front that he's using to try to get people to LA, circumvent the cap, give you a production credit on Space Jam 2, a little extra walking around money in your pocket. Have any of those guys reached out to you, by the way, of like, when they get traded to the Lakers or they got traded to the Cavs and been like, hey, Chris, how do you, what's the best way to fit in with LeBron? Yeah.

I actually talked to Kyle Kuzma. You did? Yeah, the night before last. Yeah. It's all Saturday night. Had you talked to him before this season? Yeah. Okay.

Yeah. So that's probably why he's still on the Lakers. He didn't get traded. Why? Because I talked to him. Yeah. Well, I don't know if I gave him any pointers. He'd have to tell you that.

Yeah. But yeah, he asked me a couple of questions and, you know, I just gave him some things to look for and things to take advantage of. They traded the whole team. Every time they were going to trade everyone, they're like, but Kyle Kuzma, you're like, what's going on here? This is Chris Bosch told Kyle Kuzma how to be friends with LeBron. A few days ago.

Yeah, but we're going to just... No, this is good for ratings. It's a retroactive take. Yeah. Yeah. It's perfect. Yeah. You got any last questions?

I think we're good. All right. Chris, thank you so much. Yeah, man. Appreciate it. This has been a lot of fun. Yeah. You're welcome anytime.

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the rat emoji. Yeah, interesting. I thought in a dream that it was somehow about Schefter which would have been so awesome, if we had an inter ESPN feud. No, they would never. It's not, it's not because they don't sub-tweet each other at ESPN, they just show each other pictures of their dicks on their phone. It's about Ian Rappport, so Ian Rappport has been a naughty boy with his little backpack

and he's been stealing, stealing information. Apparently, now the accusation is that they're stealing scoops, copying Schefter's reports because there were three separate instances last night where Schefter would tweet something out, then within a minute or two afterwards, Rapp would tweet out basically the exact same report. Yikes. And then that was followed by a Mort tweet of a rat, first there was one rat, then two, then three, I said it was like the plot of the departed, where at the end the rat means

a rat, at the end of it when they zoom in on it, but yeah, who would have thought that Chris Mortensen is ESPN's attack dog? Who would have thought Chris Mortensen knew how to work emojis? He probably just does this thing where he types in, he Googles rat and then copy and paste that in. I love it. And we need it. We need some more, you know, insider versus insider, you know, spiting.

Spice it up. Yes. Spice it up with some rats. Rappport needs someone on NFL Network. Rattaport. Rattaport. Rattaport. Rattaport.

But he needs to start doing it back, because I'm sure you could flip the switch and Schefter's done the same thing. Tweets of cheese. Tweets of cheese back. No, he needs to get someone on the NFL Network that does this like, fights Mort back. He needs to get one of his most trusted sources to give Mort a fake report, have Mort tweeted and then tweet the cheese. That's not a bad idea.

Yeah. Like you just ate the cheese. Rattaport. Get it buddy. Or get James Slater to start tweeting. Just what should the counter to Mortensen be? If there was an emoji besides cheese to fire back at him. It's cat.

Or yeah. A cat. Because it kills the rat. Yeah. Okay. Vigo Mortensen. We got this. We got this.

Promises showing up naked and kicking the shit out of Rattaport. I just love this type of drama because Rattaport and Schefter, I think combined might weight 250 pounds. That's two little little guys just like scrapping it out there. They are. They're fighting in the 120. They're wrestling in 125 pound division. They both can't do too short to ride.

Let's do it. Yeah. God help you if Ken Rosenthal gets involved. I would pay so much money to see the three of them battle it out. Prisco? Yes. Prisco would win. Prisco would see ya.

Yeah. See ya. You kick him out right away. All right. Let's do our PMT Sports Biz Minute. Good morning Mrs. Jake Marsh with the PMT Sports Biz Minute. Unfortunately, one of the big storylines from the NFL season so far has been the amount of quarterbacks who have gone down.

Drew Brees, Big Ben, Nick Full, Sam Darnold, I mean it's just tough to see. So the teams turn their second stringers, of course, to take snaps under center. And that got me thinking, what the heck does a position on a depth chart have to do with a piece of string? Well, the answer goes back to the time of Medieval archery when a man needed a second string for his bow. If his first string broke, he could take out his second and proceed as necessary. Today's guest, Chris Bosch, holds in one of the biggest rebounds in NBA history, Game

6, 2013 NBA finals. In his career, Bosch totaled 7,592 boards and on the court, he earned $239,063,622. Do the math, bam, that's more than 31 grand per rebound. Not too shabby. That's your PMT Sports Biz Minute, Mr. Kat and Mr. Commentary. Back to you. Thanks, Jake. Very cool.

Very cool, Jake. Thank you, Jake. And now, before we do guys on chicks, we have a Mike Tomlin quote generator. Yeah. Mike Tomlin has been given some press conferences recently, what with the health of Big Ben and everything being in question. He's had a couple of fire all-time Mike Tomlin takes. And I've got, I actually have three Mike Tomlin quotes, one of which is not actually said

by Mike Tomlin. So it's like two truths and a lie, which one of these did not come from him. Okay. This is Mike Tomlin talking about- So I'll guess at the end. Yes. This is Mike Tomlin talking about what's important in Sunday's game, what they're looking for on offense. We're looking for analytically winnable possession downs.

Ooh. Okay. Okay. Then this is Mike Tomlin after the game being asked about putting in a backup quarterback. You have to overcome adversity and we undercame it. Okay. And then the third one talking about getting ready for next week, the 49er secondary is a fundamentalist outfit.

I'm going to say number two is fake. You nailed it. Yep. And you're coming. Well, but Mike Tomlin might, he might use it. I would be shocked if he hasn't used it in the past. The fundamentalist thing, that is something that Mike Tomlin says about everybody. Yeah.

I went back through Twitter and I looked at all these quotes from his press conferences before. He's called the Cowboys, the Jaguars, the Giants, the 49ers and the Steelers all fundamentalists. All fundamentalist teams. Yeah. Yeah. The, yeah. The Berka defense.

Mike Tomlin. What? I would love to just Dr. Olomalu that brain. Oh my God. Just look through it. Yeah. Tell the truth. You tell the truth.

Okay. Hank, guys on checks. Hey guys, I'm from New England and I'm a big pay, actually, this one sucks. Sup boys. So my boyfriend had a couple of friends over and we were talking about, Hank, that's fucking hate against the Patriots. You're your pod. All right.

Whatever. You're the one that's down. You're your pod, bro. Hey guys, I'm from New England. I'm a big Patriots fan, but I went to college in Ohio. The past two guys I've dated and my current boyfriend have all been Browns fans. What does this say about my personality and my sucker for the lovable losers that are the Cleveland Browns?

Do I secretly want to be a Browns fan and be constantly disappointed because being a Patriots fan has gotten boring because we were just so damn good all the time? True. Like we already know we're going to win the Super Bowl and it's week two. Please advise. At least you're not dating a cab. I think you went to college in Ohio. Yeah.

I think that's what it says. Yeah. You went to college in Ohio. Right. I would say to go live Ohio State, I assume, did she say? Well, just Ohio. Ohio, I see. Don't be Oberlin.

Ohio's got the fifth most porn stars. That's a fact. That's a fact. Some boys, especially Die Hard, Cheesehead, PFT, is the new Packers, is the Packers new and improved defense, signs of a potential postseason run. The cornerback too is much improved and the D-line is very impressive. Thanks, boys. Oh, wow.

Okay. Damn, she flexed on us. I think she knows more about football than I do. Damn. Yeah. Defensive specialist. So yeah, this is the new look, the new look Packers. I can't tell you how much it bothers me, makes me mad, makes me sad that the Packers might

be good again. Oh, they're really good. Oh, they're not really good. I forgot. They defeated you. Fucking Kirk Cousins. Any other quarterback wins that game. Any other quarterback beats him in the first two games.

I have a fun stat here. This isn't really about the Packers. Yeah, I said it. But I forgot to mention it at the start. So fun stat alert. So any other quarterback would beat them in the first game, meaning Kirk Cousins would beat them in the first game. Probably.

But any other quarterback would beat them in the second game. Meaning Mitch could have beat them in the second game. Got it. Yes. Okay. Noted. Fun stat alert. If the Chiefs weren't allowed to play offensive football inside their opponent's 20-yard line

this year, they would still be averaging 22.5 points per game and have the league's 11th best offense. By comparison, the Bears are averaging 9.5. Oh, that's cool. And what about the Redskins? Oh. Using the entire length of the field. Well, it's not cutting time on Monday, Big Cat.

We're going to find out once and for all. Go in and out a Redskins fan. When your team, you know. Who the superior offense is on Monday. The Bears are the Redskins. Let me just make sure we're good. That was a fun fact. You're a Packers fan, a Patriots fan, a Dolphins fan, a Redskins fan.

That's it. Flacco fan. Yep. Who else? Um, Phillip Rivers fan. Phillip Rivers fan. All right. Go ahead, Hank.

Hey guys. By the way, we forgot when we were talking to Chris Bosch earlier about like coaches and players that started to look like the mascots, Mike Shanahan literally developed Redskins after he started coaching in Washington. Well, his tanning salon. That's true. That's a good point. Hey guys, my roommate and her boyfriend were dating for a year and a half and then she

found out he cheated on her and they quote unquote broke up. Flash forward to the next week and they're all good and by the next weekend he was back partying with us. We were all kind of shocked, but we went along with it. We went to the bar and got drinks and sat down in a booth and apparently they were downstairs fighting. They came back up and he started calling his friends F words and he walked out of the bar and left my roommate at the bar with us crying.

We walked her home and his roommates told her about the numerous times that he cheated on her. She made it seem like it was over for good. Now like two weeks after that they still fuck all the time and it disgusts me and I don't know what to do. All caps help. Sender this clip. Stand up for yourself girl.

Fuck him. Nope. You don't want to say that. Don't fuck him. Don't fuck him anymore. Give him a peep brist. Go see ya. I'll be honest with you.

I lost the plot of that story about half a year. Basically he just keeps cheating and she keeps bringing him back. You got to see him. You got to see him. Yeah. So I'm about that bad boy. I did. Yeah.

Stand up for yourself. Girl power. Hey boys especially dad cat. So long story short I slept on and off with a dude for a few months and he was basically super vanilla before sleeping with me. The only weird kinky has was putting my tongue in his ear and trade for him degrading me in bed which he was super scared to do. And trade for degrading her.

The only thing the only kink was having you tongue his ear so that then he could degrade you in bed. This sounds to me like it's a little tit for tat where she wanted to be degraded but the only way he would do it was if she put her tongue in his ear. Okay so that doesn't count as the only kink. That's a pretty big kink. Yeah. He's also an AWL and is the person who got me listening to PMT just wanted to give him

a shout out for being a baby back bitch. Oh shit. That's kind of cool that we've been in the same ear as your girlfriend has. Damn. This reminds me of I don't think they do this anymore but in college the Badger Herald which is the Wisconsin newspaper used to do shout outs and it was just anonymous like notes of people just ripping each other just fucking crushing each other. College newspapers were just the original message board.

Yeah it was fucked up. Yeah. Hey boys especially PETA FT. My boyfriend hasn't watched his jersey. My boyfriend hasn't watched his Patriots jersey since December since they haven't lost since then. Damn it's been that long. And smells like dust farts and beer.

He says he won't wash it until they lose should I wash it secretly or let him wear it until they lose. He'll know if you wash it. Also it's like it's like a dog when you come home being able to smell somebody else on you like another person's dog. We also you can wash it dude because we've we found out on Monday show that the only jinx that matters for the Patriots is Ernestine Bayless. So that supersedes all other jinxes.

You're fine to wash it as long as Ernestine Bayless doesn't rudely try to walk into a room that skip is in at any moment at any time. You're fine. By the way I kind of believe in that stuff though. Like not washing a jersey. Of course. That's that's real. Yeah for sure.

Also the smellier it gets the more effective it is. Well and you also feel like you're like you're a real player is like I've got to put on my jersey. There's war. There's something wack about seeing another man at Buffalo Wild Wings in a perfectly new jersey. Gross. It's like come on.

Can't be trusted. Get out of here. Bandwagon. All right. Last one. What's up boys. My boyfriend has one outfit that he calls his quote unquote dress up outfit that he wears whenever he has to dress up for anything.

Yeah. Yeah. Nice jacket. Every time we've gone to my parents house he wears the same outfit. Yep. My mom noticed it and grew concerned. So I decided to buy him a new outfit. Nope.

He still wears the same old dress up outfit. Is this normal or is he just being lazy and doesn't care about the stuff I bring him to. Totally normal. What do what should I do slash say nothing if he looks good nothing. That's listen if you if you're a guy and you find something that works you run that play till it doesn't work anymore. So it sounds like it's not working though. No it sounds like it's working is just people are confused.

He got a girlfriend. Yeah. Right. Yeah. He got a girlfriend who's nice enough to buy him new clothes. He got a girlfriend who feels secure enough in the relationship to introduce him to hit her family that that shit's working. Really the only move that you have left is to accidentally spill something on it and

stain it. Don't do that. Don't do that because he will he'll never go anywhere nice. He just won't. Yeah. Every time you try to go to I guess that I guess that part of my life's over. Yeah. He's like nope.

Sorry. Don't have my outfit anymore. It's like taking Superman's cape away from him. Do not do that. Do not do that. All right. Love you guys. Love you guys.

Love you guys. Love you guys.