Pardon My Take - Coach Mike Vrabel, DK Metcalf, And Time Traveling

Episode Date: March 9, 2020

We're time traveling today as we figure out this whole clock switcheroo (2:47 - 6:54). Bracket season is almost upon us with Conference Tournament week and Joe Lunardi is in some beef (6:54 - 11:40). The Lakers look like the best team in the NBA and we have a coronavirus update (11:40 - 19:17). Who's back of the week including coach killing Kyrie and Big Cat believes in the Badgers (19:17 - 29:55). Coach Mike Vrabel joins the show to talk about the improbable run the Titans went on last year, where Tom Brady may end up, and how much he loves to plank (29:55 - 54:15). Seahawks wide receiver DK Metcalf joins the show to squash his beef with PFT and finally race (54:15 - 71:44). Segments include shoe roast for the Rams new logo, tebow update, and Big Cat's idea that he swears will make them millionaires.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

Hey, pardon my take listeners. You can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen, add free on Amazon Music. On today's part of my take, we have coach, Mike Vrable, our friend, recurring guest, coach of the Tennessee Titans. We talk about their improbable run to the AFC Championship

where Tom Brady's gonna go. And much more, we also have DK Metcalf in studio to race PFT, settle their beef once and for all. I think they're best friends now. So that's great. We have a nice, like, mutually destructive relationship. Yeah, and he does, there's always a smile. So it feels good.

We have a coronavirus update. We have conference championship week on the horizon. Who's back of the week? T-bow update. I also have an idea that I think's gonna make us a lot, a lot of money, boys. Is it investing in oil? Nope, it's a lot of money.

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and we will hook some people up. Today is Monday, March 9th, and the times have changed, literally. It's fucked me up, man. I'm all out of sorts. Don't forget, if you haven't done it already, set your clocks back an hour right now. Get that extra hour, sleep in, enjoy it, you've earned it.

I didn't change my watch. There you go. Isn't it a great feeling? It's been awesome, it's the best feeling. That's what, every single year, it's like who are the true time warriors out there that don't change their clocks and their cars, or their microwaves, or on your wrist.

You're ready to, I'm ready to go. It's perfect. It was really good to wake up and finally know the right time. So Hank, should we continue the discussion at all? Should we go back to it all? We were talking before. Hank thinks we've added an hour of sun with the change.

We have. Okay. But we just shifted. As much sun as yesterday, you're just awake for more of it. We have an extra hour of sun this afternoon. Correct. We're recording this at seven o'clock at night.

It's still light outside, I think. And yesterday at seven o'clock, it was dark out. So that's all of the next hour. We just added sun. But were you awake at two o'clock this morning when it shifted to three o'clock? I was not. That was spooky.

I'll tell you what, trying to figure out the time change with the baby was hell on earth for my brain. Because that was the first, I thought I knew what time was, but then. Do babies understand? No, babies don't. They just wake up whenever they want. So yeah, it was tough to figure that out.

It was the first time that really, it felt like time put me in a mental pretzel and I couldn't quite grasp it. But we're here, we got here. I'm just glad that they don't have like Andy Reed coaching football on days like today where you just miss, like there's a ghost hour. He would get too confused by that.

They should really do the clock changes in the middle of the week so that everyone can have one day where they can show up late to everything and be like, whoops, sorry dude. I agree. I fucked up. I didn't realize that today was the day we changed the clock. They should have flavor-flav,

just like climb to the top of Big Ben the clock. And then he announces when it gets changed on like a random Wednesday afternoon. So I've always thought it'd be very, very confusing on days like today if you live inside a state that has multiple time zones in that state. Indiana, there are people. I would actually, let's throw that out there.

I would love to talk to someone who works in Indianapolis but lives in central time zone. There's gotta be someone out there who commutes to Indianapolis. Please, we will have you on part of my take and we will just ask you stupid questions like how does that work? Eric Ebron.

Eric Ebron, does he? He probably doesn't. He probably commutes all the way from Chicago to Indianapolis every single day. So find that, that person has to exist and I would love, you know what, that's definitely a story that because Rick Riley no longer is on this planet, it would be great.

Cause he would definitely nail that story. That's a Rick Riley story. And he would talk to some old guy who's been doing it for like 50 years, commuting across time zones every single day. Well, he could just make it up too. That's probably what he could do. Yeah, but we would like to talk to that person.

If we can't find somebody that exists in that exact description that Big Cat gave, we'll just invent the story and make it up and be like, this guy's been working his hands to the bone. Wait, do you get an extra hour? Is that good or bad for you if you like live in the central time zone? Okay, now we've gone too far.

You wake up at like, Hank's shaking his head, we've gone too far. No, you would, if you had an hour commute to Indianapolis and you had to be at work at nine, you'd leave at seven. So that sucks. But then you get home and have an extra hour. There's gotta be someone we gotta talk to.

Yeah, so it would be awful if you hated your family. Right. Because then you have an extra hour with your family at the end of the day and you're still up extra early in the morning. So that's double suckage. But if you love your family, it's probably good news. And sports being on, yeah, let's talk to that person.

We'll talk to that person. All right, so time change, conference championship week is finally here. One of the best weeks of the year, the best two weeks of the year right now, coming up with March Madness and Conference championship week. There was basketball all Saturday, all Sunday.

Everyone's going crazy about the brackets, who's in and who's out, also blind resume season. Yes. We have bubble watch. We should actually just do the Joe Lunardi beef right now. So Joe Lunardi is in a beef with Archie Miller, who is the head coach of Indiana. Archie Miller, I don't even know if Joe knows

that he's in a beef, cause he's in his bunker. No, and actually like Joe outsmarted all of us with the coronavirus stuff. He is probably the most immune to coronavirus, cause he seals himself up in that room for two weeks every year. So he's gonna merge out into the daylight, like I am legend on April 1st and be like,

I've done it, it was all worth it. We'll have to take cells from Joe Lunardi's body to figure out how to go forward with the human race. Archie Miller, after losing to Wisconsin on Saturday, said, when I was in the Atlantic 10, Joe Lunardi was my best friend. Now he's crapping on Indiana to get people to watch his Sesame Street show.

Now he can go back in the trash can where he came from. Now I actually don't think they were best friends. He's, what he's saying is Joe Lunardi sticks up for the little guy, for the A10 little guys. Now he goes against the, you know, mid-pack, lower pack of the big conferences like Indiana this year. Yeah, calling him Sesame Street,

that's a sick burn though. Like saying you're Oscar the Grouch, go into your trash can. It's tough to come back from that one if you're Joe Lunardi. But this is like the two-week span where Joe Lunardi has superhuman powers. I don't think even, Joe doesn't know that he's being trash talked.

He probably wouldn't care. Nope. He seems like the kind of guy that's like, if they're talking trash about you, that means that you're doing your job right. Yes. You got haters. Listen, when you get into the bracket business,

you don't do it to make friends. Yes. It's also the week where we get to see the knockoff Joe Lunardi's, and I always feel really bad for those people. I mean, Jerry Palm, who CBS has been trotting out there, he knows. Like you can just look at his hair and you know he knows.

Because he doesn't even, I don't think he even knows that they've made products for hair. Like he just, he takes a shower and he just walks out of his door, whatever it looks like. But that's a guy who's got a face of I'm number two and it's not even a question. Yeah, you can't compete with Joey Brackets.

He designed this industry. Nobody owns two weeks in a very niche area like Joe Lunardi does. Maybe Mel Kuiper around the draft. But even Mel has. Even Mel, he has McShane. Maybe the Cleveland Browns the first week of January when they're going coach shopping.

But then you can always pencil Joey Brackets in for these two weeks. This is his time to shine. So like, there's really no point in trying to upstage him if you're that Jerry Palm guy. Yeah, you just have to come in. He basically just comes in, he does his job and he goes home and he just sits,

he probably eats like a really sad wet turkey sandwich every night in his hotel room being like, what's even the point? Cornflakes and water for breakfast. You're not overtaking Joey Brackets. Joey Brackets has got me. Archie Miller also has told him to go back in. Yeah, he told him to go back in his trash can.

I'm trying to find if Joe Lunardi has responded. He probably, again, doesn't even know that this has been lobbed his way. Well, that's the thing about Joey B is he's, he might live in a trash can, but Oscar the Grouch was like very happy in his trash can. And Oscars had a run of what, like 40, 50 years. Forever.

So that's exactly what Mr. Brackets is trying to do with his life. That's probably not even an insult to him. No, absolutely not. Absolutely not. So that's gonna be, also Joe Lunardi has a weird simmering beef with Bill Walton, which I can't tell if it's real or not.

I don't think Bill knows if it's real. No. You see him blowing bubbles this weekend with Dave Pash? Yes. He's fascinated. Yes, and now he's gonna get to go to Vegas and take his bike out into the desert and have a great time with the Pac-12 championship.

Yeah, so when we interviewed Bill Walton, was that two and a half years ago, three years ago, he was, he struck me as being confused as to whether or not the Statue of Liberty and the Eiffel Tower that they have in Vegas was actually the real Statue of Liberty. But he was amazed by it nonetheless. Yes.

So it doesn't matter if it was real to him, that's all that matters. Shocked and amazed. By the way, Washington, if you're looking for long shots, Washington and UNC, those are the two teams in their conference. You don't think UNC? UNC, I-

Cole Anthony said that they were a top 10 team right now. When? Like a week ago. Yeah. I mean, they've got the best coach in the nation, but I think, you know, his players let him down this year. You can't put this on Roy Williams. Dark horses.

Washington's finally put it all together, even though they've lost like a million just terrible, close games that they should have won. I do want to say congratulations to your Wisconsin Badgers. Well, that's my who's back. We'll get to that on my who's back. Okay.

Yeah, yeah. The Badgers are back. We'll do that on who's back. Thank you, thank you. All right, other things we have to get to before we get to who's back. The Lakers are in the NBA finals, so congratulations to them.

As first reported by- Magic Johnson. He said Laker Nation after, this is after the Clippers Lakers game today, Laker Nation after seeing what I saw today from the Lakers defensively and offensively, they are going to go to the NBA finals. There you go.

Now they did just beat the, in this weekend, they just beat the, what would most people would say are the second and third best team in the league. They beat the box on Friday and they beat the Clippers on Sunday, who the Clippers with all their healthy guys were 10 and 0 until that point. I don't understand.

We talked about this a couple of weeks ago. I don't understand how LeBron James is somehow like at, still at the height of his powers at 35. It's incredible. They're very good. Now would you say that the Lakers are better without Magic Johnson working in the front office? Because they've kind of turned it around.

Yes. Ever since he quit being team president to be a full-time tweeter. But he got LeBron. And his Twitter game has gotten a lot better. I would say that Magic Johnson's Twitter game is better without the Los Angeles Lakers involved in his life. Yeah.

So it's like both sides. It was a win-win situation. LeBron was also asked about the possibility of playing games in front of no fans. He said that if there are no fans, he's not playing. So like a little reverse of load management, it's good for him. But when the fans take load management,

he's like, no, it's not worth me showing up. Oh, you didn't even read the whole quote though. He doesn't understand that like there's people that watch at home though. Yeah, no, no. The whole quote was if there's no fans, he's not playing and that he's done his research and he doesn't even think the coronavirus started in China.

China would never start something like that. Oh, did he say that? Yeah, he said that. And he was like, and I just trust that China's always doing the right thing. Please, China, get the league pass again. And the videos that come out of Wuhan being completely shut down, those are all doctored.

We tried, we tried to say some nice things about the Lakers and LeBron there. Took us about 90 seconds to start making some progress. It is funny because I tried, I won it on the record. I tried. It's the exact opposite argument of like what, you know, you get all these letters to the editor and they're like, I took my seven children

to go see LeBron James played basketball. I saved up for five years to buy nosebleed tickets to be able to afford this. And then he sat out for that game. Load managed. And now he's not going to show up if the fans aren't there. Right, yeah. Right, okay.

So speaking of coronavirus, little coronavirus update, it seems like it's not going away. That's what it looks like. Purell didn't stop it. I think it's a bitch. I'm going to chug, I think I saw some people that were making their own hand sanitizer. I have Tito's vodka and like aloe vera.

Okay. So I think if you stay drunk, then it's going to kill all the incoming virus and it won't be able to attach yourselves, right? This is alcohol is an anti-viral. Absolutely. That's absolutely the case. The SEC is staving it off.

I don't know if you saw the map, all the teams in the SEC West, there's not been one coronavirus. So the SEC defense is absolutely back. We also had- Corona ain't play nobody, pal. Governor Cuomo said, in an all-time I never take

the New York transportation system or any transportation system in the planet had this tip for people who are afraid of the coronavirus says if a subway car or bus is crowded, try to take the next one and avoid other densely packed places as New York tally hits 105 coronavirus. The next train is always better, yeah.

The next train, you just wait and there'll be a next train that will not be as packed. That's how the trains work. Exactly. There's actually nothing more frustrating than being in a subway station and then you're forced to take the next train because it just keeps going and doesn't stop.

You feel like, what the hell, what's going on? Oh, the empty train that just goes by and you're just like, what the fuck? I said this somewhat facetiously, but thinking about it more, if you told me there's a 0% chance you'll ever get coronavirus, if you always go down to the train station

and wait for the next train. So no matter what happens, you see a train and you have to wait for the next one, I'd probably just take the coronavirus. That seems like a fate I would not wish upon my worst enemy to have to wait always in perpetuity for the next train. Yeah, although it's like you're getting your practice rep in.

You're doing like a visualization of the first train that comes up. Here's how I'd walk on it. Yeah, exactly, it's like you pick your spot, you're like, okay, I know exactly what I'm gonna do when it's the real deal, when the next train pulls up. I still think the coronavirus is a little bitch, I'm kind of afraid of it, but I still think it's a bitch.

People are reporting that in closed circles, you're not saying it's a bitch. No, those are inaccurate. In private conversations, you are no longer calling it a bitch. But I have considered just intentionally getting this round of the coronavirus because all I know about infectious disease is from the movie Outbreak.

And so I know that it's gonna mutate at some point. And I wanna get the first one that's more credible. The easy one, yeah. The easy one, and then I'll have all the antibodies in my system. Right. So if you have coronavirus, sliding the DMs, let's have a little TV party.

Do you feel a little bit to blame for some of the hysteria? Oh, absolutely. Yeah. Yeah, totally. I mean, you started hysteria in this office. You reported one of our colleagues had coronavirus. No, I said it was likely. It turns out it was just the flu.

It was the normal casual flu. The best thing you came up to me after you were like, hey, it turns out he just said the flu. I was like, yeah, I know. He definitely didn't have coronavirus. Yeah, that was, listen, better safe than sorry. True. Better alert everyone and have everyone panic

than no one panic and be ready for it. I actually think that this office is one of the safest places in the city. Because we live with rats and mice. Yeah, exactly. So we are immune to everything. There was a mouse that had babies because there's just been,

I've seen a bunch of baby mice running around. They're cute. I know I saw one last Sunday. It's so cute. So cute. I kinda wanted, maybe we should get like a terrarium or something. We should actually get a big mouse like Playhouse

and just put a lot of food in there and then trap them. I would think about it, you turn on, you turn on, you watch a sparselygold.com slash PMT and you just see a bunch of mice running around in the fucking terrarium. I'm totally fine with mice. We could race them. Yeah.

We could gamble on the mice. Mice are very cute. Rats is where I draw the line. Rats are gross. Rats are fucking disgusting. But yeah, back to Cuomo. I just love, this is a bigger picture thing. We're in politics season because it's an election year.

I just love any politician who tries to give advice in any way to normal people and they just tell on themselves that they haven't been a normal person in a very, very long time. Just when you're at the supermarket, try to avoid crowds. Yeah, yeah, yeah. When you're at the supermarket buying your $15 gallon

of milk, yeah, just don't touch anything. When you're at Whole Foods, getting your extra, extra, extra virgin olive oil and your full-time living assistant is picking up, make sure that they wash their hands before they bring it back to the house. Yeah, when your maid comes back from the grocery store, make sure that he or she takes an entire bio-bath

before entering the house. Listen, when you're handing your check for $80,000 to the escort service, make sure that you wear plastic gloves so that you're not spreading the disease to them. Oh, think about that. Politicians probably have to wear condoms this time around. God, that sucks. That is, this is where the real problem starts.

That's why they're declaring states of emergency everywhere. It's like, this is no good, my dick can't breathe. Fuck, wouldn't wish that on anyone. All right, so let's sort who's back, then we have Coach Rable and DK Metcalf coming up. Hank, would you like to start with your who's back? Sure, I got a couple. The first one, continue on the coronavirus talk,

but masturbation is back. Oh yeah? Okay. Never luck, baby. A report came back that masturbation boosts your immune system and could raise your white blood cell count, helping you fight off infections and illness.

Okay, so we're pounding off to build up those antibodies. Damn, the no-fap subreddit's gonna have a real problem with that one. Yeah, big time. My other who's back is Coach Killer Kyrie. Uh-oh. So Kenny Atkinson, who was, many people were saying was one of the better coaches

last year, took a young group, like really brought them together, got them into the playoffs. He got fired yesterday and people are saying it's Kyrie and KD. Okay, well it's not KD because we're trying to get him on the pod, so. And well, so this is, but I feel like Kyrie and KD

have to be on the same page in some way, shape, or form, right? Let's just say it's Kyrie on the same page as Kyrie. Yeah, Kyrie. So Kyrie, you think it is, without a doubt Kyrie was like, this guy stinks, get him out of here? Yeah, because last year they were such a tight-knit group and they were like so much,

they performed so much better than expectations. Who else, like what, where's the, like difference? What has changed? Joe Harris got his page. What changed from last year to this year? Joe Harris got his page. Oh, we're on here, Kyrie. Yeah, he got, they backed that truck up.

Yeah, I feel like Kyrie, Seventh Head Coach in nine NBA seasons. How are you herving? So I don't know, you tell me. Now that, Hank, you bring up a good point. He definitely, seven and nine. He gets like a new book every month. And then he like learned some new philosophy,

like theory every month, and then tries to apply that at work. And then he comes in and he's like, hey, hey coach, sorry, we gotta let you go. I just finally realized what, like the Xenon's Arrow paradox is all about. All right, so what you're saying is that the new coach for the Nets,

whoever that may be needs to become an author and write a book on why you should never fire your coach. Yes, exactly. And then just slip it into Kyrie's locker room, boom, problem solved for at least a couple months. Yes, he needs to have Jordan Peterson writing a book about why he's a good coach. And then Kyrie will read it and be like,

yeah, this guy's taking her out for a while. This guy's right. Yeah, the Malcolm Gladwell theory on why coaches should never be fired. Yes, Malcolm Gladwell explains why Joe Prunty is actually the best coach in the entire NBA. What were you saying about, what did you say? No, I'm saying he's like Matt Damon

and could well hunting like he reads the book and then just uses that to his mind. Yeah, yeah, yes, yes, yes. Okay, so coach killing Kyrie is back. That was, it was nice of the Nets to announce it as mutually parting ways. Cause of course you mutually part ways in a totally random coaching decision

with a month and a half left in the season. Mutually. Mutually, they mutually decide. And the team, I think the Nets are still, they seed, I believe. They're still in it. I don't know about right this second. They're trying to catch some of that hockey magic

firing your coach mid season. The Nets beat the Bulls today. The Nets had 28 turnovers. Jesus Christ. And they beat the Bulls. That's actually, that's impressive. People are saying the Bull should get Kenny Atkinson. Sure.

Jim Boylan, I don't know. He's still building something. He's building something. I don't know what it is, but he's building something. PFT, who's your who's back? My who's back. That's our seven right now. Ooh, no, they jumped up.

My who's back is women. So it is International Women's Day. If you're interested, International Men's Day is on November 19th, I believe. And is that different than stake in a blow job day? Very different, yes. Interesting that they made National Women's Day on the 23 hour day.

Oh, hey. I just saw someone tweet that. I love that. I just saw someone tweeted that. Stealing the patriarch is always, always be stealing. And so you know the brands and the corporations are getting it all. We talked about Shell Oil is now Shield.

And now oil is down, so you have to wonder, is there a link between that? Did Shell get too woke and take their eye off the bottom line of their business? And now oil futures are down 30%. Many people are saying. What's up with you and oil today? It goes down.

Oil is huge news right now. You're paying on oil. What do we got? What are you telling us? What aren't you telling us about oil? Brought up oil like three times. Can't we just start a war? Well, no, not with Saudi Arabia

because they're very good now. What I'm trying to get at is I'm getting paid by MBS. Got it. He's like the Mike Bloomberg of the Middle East and so he's paying me to say that Saudi Arabia is good. Nice. My other who's back in the week is USA Rugby. They beat Fiji.

Great. Yeah, so Fiji finished first place in the world last year. But what did we finish? And we beat Fiji today in the elimination round. So we lost. Third place. Third place. We're playing for fifth.

Fifth place. But we beat the man. We beat the former number one team in the world. Got it. So that technically means that we're kind of the best team. Just after they've lost their role. Like a load management situation for them. OK, my next is back of the week is ESPN plus sucking shit.

Yeah. So I don't know if you guys bought the MMA fight on Saturday night. Justine Jusheks. That was a great fight. Her head looked like it explodes. It was like a manning child mated with Mars attacks. Mated with me taking a picture of her head on my TV.

It did look like a Joe Buck picture, but that's what her forehead looked like just in the natural environment of it. It was it was an awesome fight, though. And then the final fight sucked. And I told everybody to buy it. That's that's my bad. That's on me.

I like style bender. But ESPN plus was absolutely atrocious. It kept glitching out every like five seconds. You know, it was all the conference game, all the random conference games you have to watch on there. They put West Virginia Baylor on there. That's awful. Yeah.

It's bad planning. So I don't know. Can I get can I get a refund for that? Yep. It was bad. It was very bad, especially considering you paid like $79. But I can't imagine working for a company that had any sort of technical issues on paper views.

Never. Not going to happen. All right. My who's back is we alluded to it, but the Badgers, they're all the way back. Number one in the Big 10 tournament, they won the share of the Big 10 share. So equal parts, but they are the number one seed.

So they got all the tie breakers. So who they split it with 50 50 with no Michigan Satan, Maryland, but I'm being nice to Maryland because I know Scott van Pelt gets very upset when you say anything bad about Maryland. And he likes to point out that Maryland or Wisconsin had to play Nebraska twice, therefore helping their schedule and just completely ignoring the fact that Maryland played

Northwestern twice. But that's neither here nor there. Wisconsin's back. I actually said, I think I said this two weeks ago, I was sniffing around it. I I'm fully believing in this team. So I fully believing in this. I kind of believe in them too.

So here's what here's the game plan. We are now that I fully believe we are going to probably lose on Friday, which is the first first game for them in the Big 10 tournament. You'd probably rather lose that right, right? It doesn't mean anything. Exactly. So we're going to lose so that it then gives me a little pause.

And then I'm like, but you know what? Now we're rested, focused. Everything's in front of us. They I want to say they're going to get to the sweet 16, but I also could see just a heartbreaking second round loss. I don't know. Either way, I'm all the way in.

I could see final four. I'm all the way in. I mean, I took a future 100 to one. No big deal. Basically going to retire if they win the national championship. I want. Well, I'll be honest with you, big cat. So good chance.

You do. This year's Wisconsin team. You were saying in the past that that team that that made it so far that lost to Duke, that was the one chance that Wisconsin corrects this year. It's so wide open. There are no great teams. Kansas is pretty great.

Besides so Kansas, but yeah, they've got in Zaga, but they've never been no final four. Right. So you don't know. They're not battle tested Wisconsin. This could be the year. If it's going to be a year, it would be a year like this. Yeah.

And there's no dominance. Hey, PFT, I know you love these storylines. You ready for one? Mm hmm. Joe Burrow won a national championship, college national championship. Where did he go to college before he went to LSU? Ohio State.

Hmm. Micah Potter. Badgers. Very good player. Where did he go to college before he went to the national championship, which is where Wisconsin will end up being. LSU. Nope.

Ohio State. Duke. No, no, Ohio State. Yeah, Ohio State. So little, we could just start drawing some lines. OK, I like that. Brad Davidson's playing out of his mind. He hasn't hit anybody in the dick in like a week.

We won on Saturday against Indiana, in Indiana, and they weren't even calling charges for Brad Davidson. That's when you know Wisconsin's got it rolling. Mm hmm. There were two or three times where they blatantly didn't give Buzz cut Brad the charge that he should always. He has a birthright for that charge. Right.

That's like LeBron beating you when he's not hitting his mid-range jumpers or Steph Curry. Right. Not beating you when his wife is making weird cooking videos. When he's holding her in a winery with a half chub. That was a great picture, wasn't it? It was a hot picture. But either way, people, I know that people get mad

whenever the Badgers do well. I was, people were coming at me on Saturday after they won a share of the Big Ten title. I've got to say it again, a share of the Big Ten title. Don't worry, you'll have your chance to shit down my throat and watch my dead body on live stream at some point in March. So just hold on tight. It always happens, right, Hank?

It always happens. It's looking like this year could be in a lead eight or a final four for you. I just want them to be in the east so that we can watch them at Madison Square Garden. OK, let's get to our interviews. Coach Rabel and then we have DK Metcalfe before we do that. Outback. Outback is now available through DoorDash.

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Coach Mike Graves. OK, we now welcome on recurring guest and very good friend of the program. It is Coach. I call him Coach. It's like Graves. He gets mad when I call him Coach. It's like Eli Manning. I was like, congrats, man.

What a career. Unbelievable, phenomenal. He's like, thank you, Coach. And I'm like, Eli, cut the bullshit. That's nice, though. Can we just go with Graves? He goes, yes, sir. That's a very Eli story right there.

Are you mad at Eli at all about the Super Bowl? No, I mean, that's sports. That team got better. You know, that's a great example of a team that was a wild card that played his very tight at the end of the year, the last game. And they improved to their credit. They were playing the best football at the end of the year. That's a great message to not only my team, but a lot of people.

Is he a Hall of Famer? You know, I don't vote for Hall of Fame, but I mean, I really try not to focus on Hall of Fame and this and that. The guy played really well in big games. OK, so he is or he isn't. But he played very well in big games. So he is. I mean, if you guys got to vote, would you vote Eli?

Well, it's not the Hall of Very Good. And he was very great. Don't hide behind those glasses. But you can do the line. You want me to go Raw Dog? When he's in the interview? No, don't do that. Raw Dog is in the interview.

We'll all blow up. Come on, Graves. All right, so. I like that you're committed to the Vest game, by the way. I love it. Even when you're not rocking a team issue. That's it. So you're just talking about the Giants.

Your team obviously didn't get all the way to Super Bowl, but there was a little bit of that, like, peaking at the right time last year. Are you after the season over? Could you have a moment where you're like, man, that was really good? Like, we. It was. And I tried to tell our team that. I think they were frustrated and everybody was disappointed

that we weren't going to be able to play for a championship. But I was proud of the way that they continue to improve from where we were at the early part of the season. And we did. We were playing our best football late. But I think they also realized, and everybody did, that that's a tough road to go down a four straight road playoff games. It was essentially what we did.

It was Houston, New England, Baltimore, Kansas City. And that's not the way that's not the recipe to win a championship. We're going to have to play well enough during the season to be able to host some of those games. Yeah. So during the start of that playoff run, you guys play against New England. That was a great game. Before the game, you played, was it Catch Me If You Can?

Like a clip as like a motivational. So I always enjoy that movie with Frank Abagnale, Jr. And the dad, you know, is in debt and he needs to get a loan and he pulls his son up in this Cadillac and they're in these nice suits. And young Frank doesn't understand what they're doing. And his dad's like, we're going to act like we have money. And this bank manager is going to walk out here and he's going to open the door for us.

And Frank's still figuring all this out. And then he says, you know why the Yankees always win? He said because they have Mickey Mannell. He says no, because everybody's always staring at the pinstripes. And I kind of like it. And just a nice message to be like, there's going to be when we get there and we go out on the field, there's going to be six banners that say World Champion. Boom, boom, boom.

Like that's not going to determine the game was my only point was like, let's not stare up at the banners and worry about what they've done. We got to go try to compete with them. That's like Hoosiers measuring the hoop. No, the same difference. Ten, ten feet, same thing. Ali getting on. Come on, ten feet, all time moment.

I almost want to go call my dad and try right. Yeah, let's do it. You probably knew all the tricks that Belichick was going to pull out, like putting the giant thermometers in the hallways, letting you know that it's actually like 10 degrees colder than you think that it is. I'm just keeping everybody updated on the weather report. Yeah. All right, so let's talk about the tricks when you guys,

when you basically became a time traveler in that game. How long had you known that that loophole was there in the for a while? It's just unfortunate that we were never in a situation to use it. You have to be ahead in the fourth quarter. Right. In that situation with the clock running outside of five minutes. And you know, whatever the league chooses to do, we're going to we're going to play by the rules that they give us.

And and that was available to us. Were you when you like saw the situation and it first click like, oh, here we go. Like I'm about to time travel. Well, I think you just try to especially to bell a check, you know, I think what you try to do is try to anticipate what the situations in the game can be. You were exciting. Don't give me coach speak.

Well, no, I'm just trying to say, like, it's not like spur of a moment. It's like, OK, depending on what happens here, like, are we going to go for it? You hit the and then we had a penalty. So it was like, let's just store you did the Rainbow Road shortcut. You just jumped past, like, you know, half of the track. Right. It was it's something that we felt like it helped us win the game. As coach speak as I could possibly whether whoever was on the other sideline, we would have executed that situation.

In that moment, though, as it was happening, as your time traveling, were you trying hard not to smile because you knew how cool it was? No, I mean, I think that I've realized I've gotten good at being able to to vomit and puke in my mouth about showing when bad things happen. So I try to do the same thing when good things happen is just try to stay keep my composure. OK, so after the game, after that game, you had some fun with Tom Brady's hyenas video.

Do you think that's going to hurt your recruitment of him? I thought that was actually a great compliment to our football team. Nice, because that's who I think we want to be. Is these animals that that hunt and travel in packs and are competitive, vicious. And I think that's how we try to approach our game and our preparation. OK, so in the afterwards in the in the hallway, you and Tom shared a moment.

I read that. And then afterwards so I think you were asked. And you're like, we're going to keep that between us. So now that you're here, I mean, it's like Tom's there with his family. I'm there with my family and the kids. And the same thing we know. I mean, I don't think we talked about the the game. No, no. It was about the kids. Yeah, there's those conversations haven't come up.

I mean, I have a relationship with a lot of guys that still play because Very few tomatoes grown locally. It's a great time here. We have whole foods No, there's a whole there's a whole foods in Nashville like live on it. I'm okay Well, I got live music for you I don't want to get you into one of these tampering situations because I know the league they monitor this stuff They pay attention don't worry about getting me into anything Here's the thing Hank legally changed his name to Tom Brady Yesterday so if you were to recruit Tom Brady to come play for you, what would you say to Tom?

What's Hank do he just moves the camera back and forth a little bit his name's Tom? Yeah, Tom Tom Brady. His name's Tom Brady So if you were to work on the social media team for the Titan Tom Brady wants to work for you What would you say to Tom? We have Twitter Nate? I know Twitter Nate. Yeah a long time fan. We've talked to him He was with the Rams and now the four the with you guys So talk to him pitch pitch Tom Brady over there right now. I haven't followed what he does I mean Mike's not my new guy is Dana, right?

Are they really doing it I'm gonna be a bridesmaid I think so I'm gonna have to try like do something be a Nusher or something yeah room and walk them down. What are you doing on Saturday? It's at Denny's in Las Vegas This Saturday. Yeah, I'll be at the combine. Oh shit Like what do you actually get out of the combine because we're we're I love the interviews I love being able to sit down I try to pretend like I'm you guys and just grill people and grill players and just Misdirection and so what's the what's the go-to interview question? No, I don't like write it down

I don't write the questions down on a notepad I do go down there either way I mean, I just kind of go and whatever they say I try to follow up. I have don't defend what you have Shirts Derrick Henry They're really getting married Marriage made in the heaven. Yeah, literally added Denny's Denny's rest. They look like they're in love and they're having fun They're definitely having fun combine question though. Give us one just one you maybe one that you used to use you don't use any more We walk in we're in our sweats. Hey coach

I don't look you in the eye when I give you a handshake red flag put your hood down You know, I mean, yeah, the guys that have the hood out of my contact right sit up I mean, it's just they got to try to find a way to get us to to want to go and watch more at our tape and You know, sometimes are they engaging? You know, one player said said what's a Best part of your game. He goes And I was like the next time you say the word aggressiveness say it a little louder than That was a that was actually a

Negotiating trick though whisper and then the person has to say what no now you're the beta. No, it was Are you? Yeah, I never really understood that because it's supposed to make you and control the situation if they have to lean in to hear your whisper I didn't mean I'm not I didn't lean in. Yeah, you make their voice come to you So speak with your chest, but I think the end I like seeing the players interact. I like seeing how they operate when at a group You know, they travel everywhere for four or five days and I always ask them like what's what's the guy in front of you? What what's his name? I don't know. I said you've been with him for three days He's been right in front of you in every line you've gone to and you don't know his name

Like what kind of teammate who what's the guy behind you? What's his name, right? That's a good one What about how many how many light posts are there in New York City? Manhattan Island of Manhattan Light posts. Yeah, there's 19,000. Okay, that's actually that's a good guess. I exactly how to figure those questions. Do you look at hand size? No, no Foot size foot size because those soccer shoes if it gets over 14, they don't make them Yeah, so they have too big of a foot that you won't be able to wear that the soccer

You you would this is a moot conversation because you would never draft a kicker because you hate kickers Your kicker didn't attempt a field goal for like no, that's why we just did red zone all week We just practiced red zone so that we would just go down there We knew we were gonna be able to score ever have to kick, right? That's revolutionary. Was that actually like part of your thought process actually been one, you know, we're gonna try to adopt I'm gonna make a proposal for the XFL like we're just gonna do that the two that Yeah, let's put it on the three work Yeah, yeah, you'll be like no put it on the 10 and the rest will be like sir

You can put you can take it. No, we're going to that. No, I want the 10 you brought in Cody Parkie. Did you have a moment where you're like so? What happened there? No, just try to evaluate what his confidence level was and and he did a nice job for us and you know, we did we went through some turbulent waters with the kicking game and You know, it's something that that we'll have to certainly Improve on do you need an extra camp leg? Yeah, we know we are we're looking for you know, I Don't know if you saw any of the film. I did it. I did it. I apologize

But I think sometimes with those glasses I think it can throw off if they're not polarized or that sports lens Did you kick with the glasses? I'll get the visor going. Yeah, I'll get It'll work. It'll work if you need a camp leg. I'm deadly accurate from 35 yards Just I'm serious if you need me to come out there for what? What was your sports background? So I played rugby. I played a little bit of football played soccer Baseball and rugby was college high school I played rugby in college and then for about 10 years and he's gonna try out for the new team with the I can remember the yeah, yeah owner. He's gonna try out

So they would have these clubs and they basically Would have tournaments for reasons to bring like 40 kegs to the fields and they would just I mean They would come from all over the place and come to Columbus not a frat Not a frat. No frat But it was a rugby club and they just come and they would beat the shit out of each other for two days And then just chug beers and hug each other after the game Yeah, our tour our big trophy in college was the golden keg. It was actually keg that we had spray painted golden So again, not a frat. Not a frat. That was you at Ohio State when Joe Burrow was there

No, Joey was I was gone. I was in Houston. Well, you got to do like a press conference Like I never would have let him out the door. Didn't get um, I mean, that's how it goes I mean the guy in front of me I drafted 16th or whatever. So pretty good. Yeah, but I was going it's pretty good when the back ups at at your school or you know National champions at other places state thing. Um, how would you go about tackling Derek Henry? Doing great question Probably gang tackle would probably be the best way that I would hope for right now I'm gonna rephrase that you and Derek Henry one-on-one low higher than the kneecaps

Could you hit him? Could you take him down right now? If he wasn't like looking at me? Didn't get hurt in a in a practice drill this year hurt. Yeah No, I'm not injured hurt. No, you didn't I thought you had to do a practice drill and you got like a little banged up Oh, I might have cut my hand punching at the ball. I hit his face master. That's enough. No, that's yeah Think that do you want to ask him about his penis or should I? You do it. So do you still have your penis? I do last time I checked before I came I used the restroom after the interviews Okay, so what was that about? So first of all, why it was that because I didn't want to go on the podcast I didn't want to have Taylor and will basically

Own me on their podcast. I wanted to go on there. I wanted in they were having so much fun doing this thing The bus is cool and I would went on And I just didn't want to sit on there and just be boring I just was like whatever I'll answer all their questions and Taylor was laughing and Taylor's in a good mood then that I'm in a good mood so It just it kind of came to that is a little awkward that you're a bigger fan a part of my take than busting with the boys You know, you guys are original, you know, I mean you guys are kind of like the OG's so yeah, I think that They're there they would have the bus here

They they they would actually have driven the bus or shipped the bus to India Much money they wouldn't they do yeah, they do I'm like well This is it's a great deal man You got a you got an investor that you know, no matter how bad this thing does you're always gonna have right money being thrown at So the answer is it is a little awkward because you obviously love us more than you love your own player No, no, I just think that these guys that these eventually they'll they'll surpass you guys you guys will get lazy you guys You're shtickle wear Motivated

That's good. That's the funniest thing you said on this show that is good So that's like the story that you came in to tell on this show to make us laugh just like you came What about your pinky let's do your pinky next year Let's do it right now if you win the Super Bowl you cut off the tip of your pinky Which which which crooked one did you look at that see that's intro you're right-handed. I'm guessing right yeah How'd you know okay, just cuz you're not a freak guess not a sort of not a witch gnarly fingers How about yeah the left one your left pinkies all fucked up anyway It's just the no just the tip just to see how it feels

Just from the nail down the top of the nail down on the left you got that that's easy That's your right That one that's the one I want to go on I'll even make like a little finger guillotine for you You know they measure and they when they measure the hand size They'll be like right pinky deformation and they'll like they announced that really the big 10 hand 10 left-hand pinky Disformation nine and seven eights. Wow. That's kind of cool. Yeah, that's official. Do you think insider info?

Yeah, that is you think they should actually measure tip of the thumb to like tip of the middle finger like I don't Know where they measure. I have no idea. I just try to watch the tape Does it matter at all because we were having this debate that? It gets overblown by media, but at the end of the day I would imagine if you're sitting there evaluating a guy you'd prefer them to have the tape is always gonna rain The tape is always gonna win out And then there's a lot of other things that go into it. Okay. What about the mustache? Why'd you shave the mustache this year? Yeah, what is it? I just felt like it was time. It just

Jen hated it, you know, they were just It really looked it was brutal after a while. Great. Yeah as somebody that can't grow much I mean Jeff Fisher called. He's like I just you need to shave. Oh, you looked awesome. Oh, it was cool Magnum PI. Do you think you're a little bit of a hard-o for doing all these? Pre-game workouts. No, like it was no big Come with the camera over here. Make sure you get me planking now, you know, that's not not true It was no big deal for the last six five years that I actually worked out before the game when I ran on the field or did push-ups on The silence then all of a sudden I don't run because my Achilles is gonna blow out the back of my leg

So we do this ridiculous workout just to do something and it gets blown out of proportion This guy wants to try to out plank me and do all this other stuff I was just working out before an XFL you thought that the cameras weren't on you at NFL game You haven't seen an XFL so no and I'm like the problem is it's like we're gonna have to do like good form like the push-ups I'd like the camera would be like right here, and I'm like, this is ridiculous. Can you guys like? Yeah, it's like three half hours before game. Did you actually ask the cameras to like go somewhere else? Yes Yeah, you like get a better angle. Yeah. Yeah, you put a different filter on there Yeah, can you get me from the top get it from the top so it looks skinny

I want everyone's guys skinny elbows. Yeah, sorority elbows. You love it. You love that attention You guys are in front of a camera your entire life. I would think that you love it a little bit No, you are a football guy through and through I know that you're actually just doing it because you would do it if there were Cameras there if there was no one there if it was a parking lot here, right? It feels good. Yeah, it feels good to sweat sometimes before a game like I get you're already have done it the entire coaching career Ohio State Houston, Tennessee did did urban ever come over and just like kick your hand out like Dollar man like sorry. He seems like that kind of villain. No, no, I learned I learned a lot

I learned a lot from urban. I did I learned a lot at the time that I was at Ohio State Do you think he's gonna coach again? I don't think so. I think he's enjoying his family I think he enjoys the TV, but he loves coaching though. Sure. He's very successful. Very good what he does Yeah, he does. He's I don't know. It feels like the first year that he was on TV He hated being on TV. He got what he did. Yeah He felt like he was like a little bit more comfortable this year. Yeah, but you he's gonna coach Does this thing have to move if I move yeah, do whatever you want. Yeah, you're the boss your coach you are coach What was it raves? What was it about still raves in the middle of the season?

You're like, you know what the answer to all my problems is Ryan Tannehill You know there was we all needed to play better we needed to coach better and play better And it was a move that I thought was best for the team and in the best interest and Ryan took advantage of his opportunity It was crazy when you guys were such a big story. I feel like of this season and how you finish this the season I went in the playoffs Do you are you worried at all though in the off season about like we're talking about this at the beginning Having that momentum carry over it won't I don't think I think confident with this was note This was the same message that I gave our team that the confidence that we play with and practice with can carry over

But the momentum has to build throughout the week You have to have a good practice on Wednesday Thursday Friday tighten things up and it's got it You know mean the momentum during football games that you can't just say oh We're just gonna start off hot it were have a fast start and if we don't have a fast start then You know then we just can't everything but the confidence that you play with like you know I'm trying to relate something Athletically that you may or may not have done this this pot

Maybe maybe you were you know me when you're ripping those hot dogs, right? Yeah Yes, good point and I'm like the first run was like okay Yeah, I've been coming out of those cuts and I'm the hot the dogs are going down easy You're building confidence and momentum and then the next time you do it you got to build that same momentum I'm okay. I I understand it. So during the week, do you have I know because then at LSE they do like tell the truth Monday No repeat Tuesday. Yeah turn over Wednesday. They have like different name. Yeah, we just have Wednesday Thursday Friday. Oh, that's it Saturday out out of just kind of was you know When you play on Thursday you back up the schedule. So Monday night football, you know Thursday's a Wednesday Friday's a Thursday Saturday's a Wednesday

You always try to you know Saturday you just blew my mind. Well when you play on Monday Wednesdays are for the boys Yeah, yeah, which they are for the boys now that you've confused us all it would always be Saturdays, right Saturdays Oh, yes, you got to play more games on Saturdays. I have one last we don't we play noon Sunday. Yeah, that's true That's weird that it's noon for you. It's great. Yeah, I think central central time is the best time No question last question Seeky question promo code take you get $10 off. You've told me this story I don't know if we said it out loud, but are you after the whole Penn National deal?

Are you a little do you have buyer's remorse that you didn't invest in bars? You said that there was a day there was a day when we would walk that compilani packs and was walk his laptop around and it was the 03 okay, maybe I mean, but it was it was janky And it and it was usually a couple clips and a smoke show and We're like Lonnie's like hey check out this site and we're like, okay, you know, it's kind of cool and then I just you know really obviously

Excited for you guys and what you guys have done and just gotten to know you guys so No buyers remorse could have invested should have could have bought the whole thing should have right at that moment You might not have been as hungry though if you had gotten fat and rich based on you know, you're early Yeah, oh, that's a good point. That's a great. That's a great name for like a country band or just it's a good t-shirt fat and rich It's just life goals right there. Mm-hmm. All right, so Autobiography fat and rich is a way to go through life. Uh-huh. It's fun. Absolutely. My life. You don't let it beat you down Right, my last question just the name Dean peas. Mm-hmm. That's just a funny name That's a good question. He's amazing if we would have made it to the Super Bowl Dean would have been the only coordinator

To ever coach for three different teams in the Super Bowl. Whoa, that's what they treat Ravens and then that's pretty He told me that after he retired. I'm like, sorry Dean. So are you just taking over the entire defense now? No, not the entire defense We have a great staff still working through that process of who's gonna call plays But you know, we have a great staff and we added two new guys and looking forward to that. That was a great coach speech Yeah, that's very good. And it ended up working through that process. You know exactly who's gonna be called ended on coach You know, you have a plan for everything we're like, yeah, we're still working through that process. We're talking to the right guys We're we're trying to formulate our protocol for next year, you know

Put our guys in the best place to win on Sundays, that's all you got to do as a coach It's perfect. You got to get your guys in the right mindset to compete and there's a fine line There's a fine line between having fun and then reverting back to coach because actually I try to think that it's an art Click right back into it. Um, are you getting all set? All right, Dean coach rabble. All right, very brave There you go. Thank you. We got to go to a game this year Come on down bring the pocket. Let's go one-on-one versus bussin and there's might be playing in Nashville. The Bears are playing we Go drink Nashville dry last night. I heard Arthur told me Arthur showed me videos They drink all the beer off of Broadway. That was when the Bears were like eight one and they were and they destroyed

Yeah, I think it was like 55 21. We were returning every Interception for a touchdown and then it just didn't sustain and we just fucking cratered I mean, I think it'd be cool to go down for the the Thursday night Jaguars Titans game. Yeah, that's gonna be your dish Your baby, yeah rush. Yeah. Oh, yeah, you got minchewed your ass got minchewed second with third week Yeah, that was the start of any of how that feel to get minchewed talk about a mustache. Yeah, great mustache. Yeah You were probably brutal. That's probably why you grew your mustache out because you saw that minchew beat you And you're like to be the man. You gotta be mine was thrown after the season All right, thank you guys

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How the hell did this feud even start for people who might have missed it? Um, All I know is I was tagged You know out of the blue and uh, you know, I felt like he was trying me so well I didn't first of all, I didn't tag anybody It was started by the person who runs the Barstool Instagram account They showed me demonstrating the proper get-off technique in a 40-yard dash I actually went back and watch some of your film when you ran the 40 you're like 0.004 yard split was not great like the start

I feel like you could have done better on and so I was demonstrating that good starting technique to Stephen Chey who works in our office here And they tagged you and they said I think PFT could beat DK in a race I don't I had no part in that tagging but then you responded and when I got brought into it I had I had to finish it. I mean I responded with this You know, you can say that when you know, you you're gonna lose like right you're not losing anything Okay, so what was your 40 time? We all know your three cone drill was terrible like the worst of all time What was your 40 time though? Um, I think my 40 yard time was I mean, just look it up in the record

Fine, fine. You want to be difficult? You know, I was coming in as like like gonna play the neutral guy. Yeah, but you're pushing me towards pft here You got an attitude. I mean, what do you want me to do? You just said my 40 my three cone was Well, it was it was objectively like the worst 30 cone had did you see the video? No, I did not exactly. I slipped three times at least some three times Why did you change them like the longer studs? Your judgment is not good with I slipped three times I came off, uh, you know a great performance at the comma. So I was just trying to get home for three three

Four three three. That's pretty good. And would you say your your vertical leap was 14 inches 40 and a half 40 I always get that confused if you say 14 40 and a half. Okay, that's pretty high mine is, uh, 25 and a half Well, no, you yours is just yours is you dunked before I've dunked before with a smaller ball But it like a ping-pong nine foot rim. No, 10 foot. Yeah, I dunked a ping-pong ball at one point back in like high school No one saw it. No one saw it just me But no, no, I feel like a 25 and a half inch vertical leap from me Proportionally is better than a 40 inch vertical leap from you because you're already so tall proportionately. What do you mean by that? It's like a flea. You see a flea. I told you you shaped like a mini bridge already

That one hurt now that one was that one felt like it was a little bit of body shaming. Yeah, which we don't do in 2020 You're ripped. You got abs PFT it's winter season PFT could get ripped if he wanted to but he doesn't want to It was like 60 degrees outside. No, he doesn't want to he doesn't want to show people up So I feel like it would actually be a bad look for me if I if I was jacked up It's like you can't have it all, you know, you got this really attractive dude has Enormously successful podcast somebody's wait and and he's able to pinch 350 pounds. It's not fair somebody's like it's kind of like your Skill set you're super fast. You're super athletic, but you can't actually like run in different directions besides straight ahead

Exactly, like if you could do it all that would be unfair. Exactly. That's kind of what he is You're not an ambi Turner. I can do everything but not very well So like I can't do anything elite. So it's kind of like the perfect jack of all trades master nuns situation You're pot of gumbo, right? Exactly. I'm gonna run. I'm gonna run pot of gumbo. That's pretty good. Actually gumbo is delicious I don't take that as a compliment from somebody from Mississippi. I don't take that as a disrespect at all Yeah, I see coach. Oh everywhere in here. That's pot of gumbo. Yeah, did coach. Oh actually try to recruit you No, I was too young Oh, yeah, and he was he was the oc dc

LSU when I was coming out Yeah, so that would have been weird if he tried to Recruit you for like defensive line is like a 12 year old that would have been funny though Were you recruited to only play wide receiver? Was there a coach that tried to get you to switch up and be like a linebacker? No, I was I was a receiver. I wasn't always as big coming out of school. Yeah, I was like six six one 185 did you have the one of those moments? I always find it curious with pro athletes like one day you just woke up and you're like, hey now I'm Five inches taller and a lot bigger and a lot stronger after I broke my foot

In college. Really? I was in the gym twice a day. So I grew Massively I broke my foot two years ago and got fatter every time I wake up. Is that why you didn't make the XFL? Yeah, I got I have a Jones fracture in my left foot in my plant foot. Oh, I have a Jones fracture in my left foot It's tough. It's like one of the hardest injuries to come back from every morning I wake up. I'm like, maybe this is the day that I woke up and I'm just a little taller a little bit more in shape But it doesn't you still wake up. You still wake up still like that. Yeah. Yeah, but it hasn't happened yet But who knows but I'm a late you don't you don't think it's too late. No never give up No, absolutely not with science the way science works these days. You never know what can it may be too late

Yeah, okay So just some highlights from the back and forth that you and I had because you had some good lines the mini fridge line I admit that was good. Although I feel like a mini fridge That's a pretty cool thing to look like who doesn't like mini fridges. Look at that mini fridge right there. That's a cute mini fridge Yeah, it's very cute. I mean, it's just like there though. It's a dorbs though. It's like there All right, so you said it's easy to say that you can beat me when you know that you're slow You said that to me. Oh, and I said ask your girl how slow I am Then I would I say the unicorn

What did I say? What did I say? When you saw the unicorn trash talk emoji where you're like man, this guy he he means business No, I was I don't look at emojis. Okay, you know scary tactic. She said you slow and you fit the stereotype What was it? I was I don't understand I got one on the record too. There are two young children in this room right now. It's a little weird, but yeah, that's okay I'm deceptively fast. Yeah Like I'm first one in last one to leave type guy No, you're the first one in and the first one to leave. Okay, if you know that me

All right, uh, and I said that's that's not the only thing that she says that I fit So something Don't make me add a three cone drill to this. I've been on the tb12 method. I told you that one Well, that's after that and then after that and then after that you said hang on Oh, he's scrolling past. No, I'm not. No, I'm actually scrolling down. All right So since his memory is a little blurred. No, I'm I'm getting to it. He DM me and was like, hey Like I know, you know, we're too competitive dudes, you know, none of us are gonna quit. Mm-hmm So this is called the truth. I was also in the you were the first

Well, I told him off the record. I was like, I'm them that because I knew you weren't gonna stop I wasn't gonna stop. We're doing these interviews. I was like, how much longer am I gonna be talking shit with D? You're so competitive. That's why I true somebody why make the other person got my phone was running out of batteries And then you said, uh, then you screen found a charger quick Then you screen grabbed that and you put that out there. So I was like, okay, let's keep it. What'd I say I'm trying to call for a truce. I didn't call for a truce. Sounds like you called for a truce and then I said he looks like Fabio's homeless. Oh, yeah, that was good. I didn't realize that. Yeah So then he replied with you look like Fabio's homeless cousin, which you don't understand is a huge compliment to me

Like Fabio is what is probably the hottest person to ever live right male or female Exactly and saying that I live like Not No, that's he's got the same genes. Yeah homeless cousin is still like your cousins look a lot like you that's good No, yeah, no, that's good. That was you you kind of screwed yourself on that one What else and how to finish basically it just it devolved into me saying that you can't turn that you're like Mike I said west coast Mike Wallace. I think yeah, that wasn't a good one Why not? Mike Wallace he couldn't he ran a nine route. That was it. I mean, but he was successful in the league

Are you do you actually like practice other routes? Have they gotten that part of the playbook for you? Or is that um, I mean if you watch some of my film I I do run curls You do yeah, okay, and you put your blinker on when you're trying to run a curl slow down What's your favorite non-go route to run a combat Oh That's weird because you weren't very good at them on the instagram battle Oh Got you there. Yeah. Yeah, there you go got you. Oh

So I think it's just gonna end up being that's fine. I want coronavirus for you anyways This is gonna end up being a beef. Yes, Seattle. Did you just come from Seattle? No, I haven't been to Seattle since the off season started Nice travel. What round was that? Second round you guys lost the second round. Actually, no, I can't be made me funny because I wanted you to beat the Packers Uh, okay, so I think you guys are just never gonna fully get along but have a mutual respect Oh, yeah, the trash talking game. Yeah, is that fair to say an athlete? You're a pretty good trash talker. Yeah For an athlete for an athlete And if we're going off your three cone drill, I don't know if we can even say athlete

I'm just being I'm stating facts, right like is that not a fair fact? I want to I want to your eyes If someone watched your three cone drill, they wouldn't say athlete You're saying you're gonna be mutual. You said you're gonna be mutual. I am. I am. I had to Throw in little sleep. No, I had to just say that part that if we watch you you're stuck on three cones If we watch, no, if we watch, yes, I actually ate some just an hour ago. Listen, I know You can't hurt something that I know and say openly So I actually just ate ice cream no more than an hour ago So you are an athlete for the most I I don't know. It's probably about three four. Is it a ball?

Yes, you slip. I mean three four. Mm-hmm three four Three four. All right, three or four. Yeah, which means five If you actually go by real math. Okay, so I found I found the actual blog that's got the rest of it So here's some more highlights. Okay. You said what's more embarrassing not making the xfl or being named You brought my dead brother into it. That's number one. I replied with it's only freaked up I said kids here. If only I kicked as straight as you run So brought it back to that whole not turning thing So fabio's homeless cousin wants to call a truce and that's when you post the screen grab truce. This hurts you

It's called. It does hurt you the truce the screen grabs being the first to call whatever being the first to call a truce Definitely takes points away from you. Well, so I said dk I would like to propose a truce as you neither one of us will back down to all competitors That's bad. Hold on. What I say on twitter. That's bad I think you said probably the same thing. No, that's like sending dm. Like ha ha. He said so on twitter He was like me and dk are going back and forth. We'll see how long he can last It's like the truce. Yeah, and then I was like we'll see how long you can last pops like you're gonna need some viagra

Yeah, I do like they call me pops though. That makes that's kind of like a center. I didn't call you pops like, you know You're old. That's what I was right then we got into a gif off you you posted a gif of yourself Or do you call it gif? I don't know You know, I don't know what it's called and then I hit you back with a gif of myself And you said no free ads send dad bod some supplements and so No, you said no, you said nest quick send dad bod some supplements again talking about dad bod Then I talked about the packers and how they beat you which you already knew

Was it dad bod to me or was it? No, it was okay. All right. I was gonna say don't make me bring up the three-code drill again Yeah, and then you said What's your secondary? lingerie football league I said if I cared about the underwear olympics that have nothing to do with the real game I would just watch your combine tape boom That was good. That was good And then you put some crying faces and you're like, let's see that vert cry face emoji cry face emoji and then you kind of backed out now

at the end You know that you like you were the one that pretty much tapped out You said you were welcome. We should do this again sometime And we're doing it again No, you you left some stuff out because all right. Here's what here's my point Okay, well it was it was it was between me and you trash talking Then you want to bring my quarter bag and my secondary like you're running out of stuff to talk about I could see That's true. I did me not turning. Yeah. I mean that gets go. They get told quick, you know does it? Yeah

I mean I could I like to compare you to an aircraft carrier So like you get you go you're powerful and you go straight and then you you turn by degrees of like one percent They tell everyone they're like hey tomorrow. We're going to turn And then they they turn the aircraft character. There's like there's another little tiny man In your head another slick joke and they start cranking like they start pulling the buttons and stopping the rudder So in this 40-yard dash a race that we're doing Um, am I allowed to have a curve in in the track or a corner to go around? Is there a curve in the regular 40-yard dash? Yeah, there's he's allowed to I'm the neutral

Arbiter yes, yes, some sort of a shuttle run. Yeah, that's whatever you want. Oh, right. I mean, I'm passing you I know I'm gonna beat you. So like, okay. All right. Well, okay. We'll go see. Let's let's see. Let's go find out All right, so me and DK just got back in from a race I beat you by what six yards seven yards I mean, they got when you when the evidence comes out, then I'll let y'all, you know Yeah, big cat. Well as a neutral party What did you see happen out there? I mean you technically won. Yeah, there you go. Let me say that Who pft did he won? How did he technically win? I'm just I'm I'm now the third

I am now the third wheel in a budding love relationship that's going on between the two of you So I'm just gonna let you guys hash it out. You guys are clearly enjoying each other's company a lot running up and down Hallways and stuff. The most important part is big cat just said technically pft won. That's right. He did No, he you he said raise that go and then he beat you down the whole way While he was talking to me like telling me all right, we're gonna go around another corner and he sneaks off I didn't see that part. All I know is it is raise it go. No, all right football is a chess match When you go up against a good corner back you're going up against jail and ramsey and he's like Hey dk, I'm going to do press coverage on you right now

And then he doesn't are you like hey, he cheated because he lied to me about what he was going to do Or are you like he beat me? All right. Are we playing football or are we racing? We're racing don't don't don't you know mix sports right here, bro. We just we just raised and I pulled my hamstring And so probably never be able to race ever again bro So I would love to do it again. I would love to no All right when when your editor gets this don't don't cut anything out. He's sitting right there. Hey my boy Yeah, don't cut anything out. Hmm

All right, I'm telling you I would love to do it again. I wish I could do it right now They're not gonna cut anything out. I'd like to beat you right now again, but unfortunately my hamstring is clear off the bone I'm not worried. You got it, bro. Okay. Well dk. Thank you for uh coming in. Thank you for losing to pft in that race Better luck next time. I don't know how to end this kind of awkward for you like better luck next time Right, I mean you guys are clearly best friends now. So enjoy that at least you have that What's weird is now now I am going to be rooting like really hard for you because if you win a super ball I'm like, I beat that dude in a race. That's crazy. I could be doing that You guys came his enemies and left his friends. That's kind of how it goes

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Okay, let's get to some segments and you're going to be able to watch the race with dk Yeah, oh, we'll put it out on our twitter account later on today. Uh, but fucking rosen Roast slowpoke. He probably is gonna retire if I had to guess. Yeah, I hope I get a call from peak carol to try out tomorrow Yeah, I'll show up shirtless too or at least to be his uh Like, you know muse that you can get him back into the right mindset to play football. I'll be his turning coach Yes, yes, we just figure it out. Just hang a dk left, right? I'm just gonna walk in front of him and occasionally once once or twice a day I'll just drop a cone one of those circular cones in front of him and he just has to avoid the cone

Or just cross him up and see if he can can actually like get around you probably not. No, probably not. Um, all right She roast for the la rams new logo leak logo, which seems to be correct It is First of all, I thought it was the chargers logo. It looks like it's got a c it looks like it's got a c It's a it's a ram shell shaped in a c It looks like the chargers which I'd have to imagine if you had like a list if you're sitting in the rams pr room and you're Designing this new logo at the top in like bold letters. It should say please make sure there is no

Ambiguity with the chargers two. Yeah, two things one Don't include the chargers two if we could avoid using the word st. Louis Reconnection with the right. Those are really the only two steps. You have to that's it And it didn't do one it makes me think that maybe it's a combination hat Like it's like the la football movement. I like that. So it's like football out here Right. It's like a drake. That's or the carmelo anthony wears the the Mets yankees hat. Yeah, exactly. It's right. Who doesn't do that It's a hat specifically for drake as he decides which nfl team to become a fan of it does like the roblo

Roblo roots for any team that's in the championship It's not like a like a fibonacci spiral type thing on it. It's just very weird It's weird and the rams have a good logo. So I don't know why they're changing it Yeah, they should always just be the blue and the yellow and the ram swirl right. That's great Perfect helmet. I don't know why some of these logos. They just overthink everything at least like it There's so many cool things you could do with the la and the rams like just have it be I don't know two people playing volleyball two very attractive people playing volleyball. That's a pretty good idea That's it. Like that's the logo. I mean the whole logo. We think about some for the guys some for the girl

For the boys the best logos and sports are usually the simplest right like the yankees logo Pinstripes pinstripes the star and dallas. I'm not saying that I like these but they're the most universally like known logos Right the easiest ones the Dodgers. That's a cool logo, right la the ball cat Yeah, the that the Dodgers logo is actually low key awesome You know what my favorite logo in all sports is though It's a little bit more complicated as the brewers logo Fuck the burrs because the brewers shout out christian yaltra getting money though get paid It's got the mid on there. Yeah, it's got the letters m and b

That blew my mind I was like 12 years old It's like the ups logo or is it fedex fedex has an arrow has the arrow going forward Part of my take the logo for us. You know, don't tell don't tell them don't tell them this I was gonna say no no no no no no no no don't tell them the hidden meeting. They'll figure it out Okay, figure it out. All right. You gotta try to figure it out It's let's just say we were very high when we created it So you might have to do so too people think we just threw that logo together. No There's a very subtle hidden meeting that tells you everything you need to know about this podcast

One thing that isn't shown on the logo. Here's a little behind the scenes tip. Uh, stella is in heat Yes, yes, and even though she's been spayed spayed new to your pets, please Bob barker didn't die for that even though he's still alive But i'm just waiting for that call. It's gonna happen. I don't I don't want it Whatever Uh, okay pets are neutered then they can't they have a higher probability of getting coronavirus No pets. Pets cannot get coronavirus. They don't have symptoms of coronavirus They'd be carriers, but they cannot have coronavirus so dogs, bro

Dogs rex Chapman watch this person die then dogs, bro. Uh, all right t-bow update. He's been sent down That's fine. He'll be back. I think he went two for 13 this way. So he's going to what double a now I they might even just make up a fake team for him to go play on to be like, hey, this guy's still doing this Okay, if i'm t-bow, I hold out at this point Because the Mets are so incompetent that they don't even know what they have in tim t-bow Some may say that the Mets Like continually cutting tim t-bow and putting them down in the minor league is the only good roster move they make Well, that's what i'm saying. So like tim t-bow makes them feel smart every year

They're like, okay, we know what we're doing with baseball. We see this guy's slash line Is like 183 212 and 312 or whatever. So we know, okay, that guy's bad. So we're gonna get rid of him. Good job us Yes, we know how to scout him any competent team would see tim t-bow and see the value in him Not for his talent at baseball, but just for his overall tim t-bonus Right and having him on your team is a good luck charm. He's like a walking breathing circumcising rally monkey That's true. He is the ultimate mascot for a team any baseball any any competent major league baseball team Would know that they need to bring tim t-bow into their clubhouse for their major league squad sad It's very very sad. Uh, so tim t-bow, maybe next spring

Hope springs eternal. Well, it's nice of them to cut them this early It's like when you watch hard knocks and they usually cut the like pretty good veteran early because they're like we want to give you Enough time to find another team. Yeah, well, we'll tell everyone when they call that you are not terrible I think t-bow has put enough on film where he should be getting calls He his shoes were untied when he tripped over his own feet. You know what the sec network will probably call him and be like Hey tim, it's fall again. Are you done with that? Okay, cool. You're back. Do you think he actually rides the bus? He maybe he probably does just because he wants to say that he did Yeah

With my guys. Yeah, I was just one of the fellas or he takes a hotel Or he takes a flight to the hotel and then takes the bus with the fellas from the hotel to the park Then like rode the bus again. Yeah, it was tough. It was a lot of traffic I don't know. I feel Daytona. I just feel bad because I want to see tim t-bow in a major league baseball That's I think we we addressed this but the astros should absolutely sign tim t-bow to just get hit by pitches And no one would no one would want to hit tim t-bow I feel like I think people would still want to you think they'd been to yeah I think they're going to be beening the jersey not the people at this point. That's a good way to look at it

Yeah, they're going to be beening everyone is actually do you see carlos crea? Just get carlos crea got buckled by a not great curve ball because he thought he was coming at him That's going to be in their head all season long. It's going to be awesome So excited. It's in a sneaky way rob manford I'm going to actually come all the way around and say you did a good job Because you kept the story alive And made people want to watch the astros for the rest of the year Even if they're not astros fans, I know it's going to be great like it turns out that

Every single pitch looks like a bean ball when you're a world-class asshole. Yeah slash. You don't know what's coming. Yeah Yeah, that's that's a key part. It's a key part that they don't you don't hear the bang Yeah, it's a little tough when you don't know the off speeds coming. Uh, all right last up I have an idea you guys ready for this idea. We're going to be millionaires. I alluded to it at the beginning I have an idea It dawned on me when I was walking uh on the street I think on thursday or friday and a guy walked by me and he had a shirt on that said Karate black belt and I was like fuck man

That guy respect. Mm-hmm. He could have totally made it up. But is that stolen valor? Hold on I don't think it's stolen valor if you do stuff like you can't obviously steal valor When it comes to the military you don't want to do that. You don't want to be uh, you know police officer Firefighter that's stolen valor because those people are putting their lives in the line Well, it's also you don't want to be in a situation where it's like is anyone here a police officer and you're putting a shirt That's correct. I am a police officer. You're like fuck that's stolen valor But when it comes to hobbies, can you really steal valor of a hobby? So my idea is and this is actually where it's not even stolen valor. We are going to start

pmt Karate and sell the shirt and how about pmt powerlifting And pmt. I don't know whatever name anything that that is like a cool hobby pmt Rock climber you could say like pmt powerlifting regional record holders right on your shirt and no one's ever going to question Like what what regional record do you have? Do you not think that we could sell these pmt black pmt karate black belt like you You got you according to us. We are the heads of pmt karate you listening right now

You have a black belt. Yeah, so you are not stealing valor You could wear that shirt and you probably won't unless you get into a fight No, in which case no one will fight you. That's the whole point of wearing the shirt people will see Guys want to be you girls want to be with you when you're wearing a pmt weightlifting shirt As far as I know having a black belt the major qualification for that is just knowing not to get into fights Right being really good at avoiding all you have to say We'll maybe even put an insert like larry stock with the shirt and be like if anyone says that they want to fight you Just reply. I actually had to register my hands as

Weapons so I do not want to fight you because I'll have to go to jail I always thought that if somebody was wearing like an and one shirt or a really hardcore no fear shirt that said like I don't play well with others. It seems others have a problem with losing But you weren't a good athlete and you still wore that shirt That is more stolen valor than dressing up like a fake army person. Right like it's like no, you're not good at sports, dude Right, you can't wear that shirt. There's nothing you're good at basketball Yeah, there's nothing better when like people have like are dressing like head to toe under armor And clearly haven't been to a gym in forever. Are you ready to go?

But don't you think and it has to be subtle. So we're not going to have it be pmt karate like Blazing in the front. It's going to be on the pocket. It's just going to say pmt karate black belt. That's pretty cool It's like the uh, how does anyone body inspector shirts, too? Yeah, how does anyone stop that pmt? Wild inspector that is stolen valor for doctors So okay gynecologists. You don't want anyone to think that we are gynecologists PMT gynecology program. Yeah, I I think we could have a whole line of people Yeah, we could do like pmt md That's option. Why not? Why not?

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