Pardon My Take - Coach O + Joe Burrow And We’re Still Drunk In New Orleans

Episode Date: January 15, 2020

The LSU Tigers are your National Champions. We recap the national title game. What it was like inside the stadium, the after party on Bourbon, Big Cat dabbing too much and we're still a little drunk from the celebration. (2:28-20:29) Hot Seat/Cool Throne. (20:30-31:29) Heisman trophy winner Joe Burrow joins the show to recap an unreal season and night. Coach O joins the show to have a laugh and revel in the perfect season and the fact that he's now the King of Louisiana. (32:55-50:25) Segments include Marshawn Lynch, (52:23-54:43) the Astros cheated, (54:44-57:15) and hank shit himself in the shower (57:16-1:00:51).You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

Hey, pardon my take listeners. You can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime members can listen, add free on Amazon Music. On today's part of my take, we're live from New Orleans. You nailed that intro. We're in keep my burp in there. Little foreshadowing. I'll be honest, I might throw up during this.

My national championship game was unreal. We're going to recap it. We got coach Joe and Joe Burrow on the podcast, which is stupid just to even say that those two guys, as big as they are, they win a national title and not like 10 hours later, they're sitting with us two fucking idiots. Felt like a dream, literally. But yeah, well, we were pretty drunk when we did the interview.

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Holy shit, we're hung over. This is actually remarkable, though, that it has taken about three and a half years for us to do a half drunk hungover episode like this. It was so we're in New Orleans. If you've been living under a rock, we went, saw LSU, the dream season. And to set the stage, everyone knows, like when we tape, we're taping Thursday nights, Sunday nights. So we don't get what we have ghosts again.

Oh, no, you turn that off. You have to. We don't get to, like, go out to sporting events, like all the big sporting events we have to record after. Last night was a big sporting event that we didn't have to record. And let's just say things got a little carried away. We vibes were at all time high last night was it was a movie. It was a movie. Last night was such a movie slash a mood.

Yeah. So it was a movie. We didn't get home to like four in the morning. I slept in all my clothes and we went woke up four hours later and interviewed coach Owen Joe Burrow. So that's coming up. It's incredible. I want to put my hand up and say I apologize to Joe Burrow. So we were there to interview coach Joe and we were in the lobby and I texted Joe and I was like, hey, we're here in the lobby.

If you want to come say hi, I met him outside. I was like, hey, good to see you. Shot the shit for a second. Do you want to go say what's up to Hank and Big Cat? And he was like, sure. He walked into the room, dapped you guys up and then immediately just sat down in the chair and picked up the microphone. I feel like I entrapped him into doing a podcast

because he was just as drunk as we were. Yeah, he slept through his Gullick and Wingo interview or whatever that was supposed to be. Whoops. Sorry. Sorry, Trey. America's stepdad. But he came into the room and he just like sat down. We started asking questions on the record. So shout out to him for playing along. Yeah. So the game, should we talk about the game?

Should we talk about the game? Let's discuss. It was an incredible, incredible environment, loud as hell. And guess what? I actually was nervous at a few points during the game. Now, Joe Burrow, you'll hear him say they were never nervous. But I thought Clemson, that start of the game where they had them pinned in, it was a field position battle.

And then even in the second half, when Clemson, LSU gets the ball, they're up 11, everyone, like everyone. I don't know if you notice this, PFT, because we were sitting in different spots. But going into half, I felt like the entire stadium was like, OK, this is going to be just a coronation in the second half because they were going to score and they're going to be up 18. When Clemson scored and got the two point conversion,

it got a little weird. Like they were kind of some weird vibes in the stadium. People were like, wait, what's going on? I also think that when you're in New Orleans, something happens where you like out drink yourself and you have those moments like it was a collective moment in the stadium where everyone was like, fuck, I'm drunk. And wait, it's a three point game

because you just kind of let it get away from you. I think it was just you. But doubting them was the. I mean, they are in the conversation for best college football team of all time. They beat five out of the top eight teams. They destroyed everyone. They like that was they had the best resume

of any college football team to ever exist. They just won the they just won the national championship in the college football playoff the semifinal by like 60 combined points. It was insane. And and and Joe Burrow, I looked up and I don't know if you guys agree, but it was a little bit of a choppy, weird game at times. I look up, he's got over 400 yards passing and four four plus CDs. And it's like, wait, that what he it was. Yeah.

It was it was like a quiet 400 yards. It was crazy. Touchdown performance. That's how I agree. So in the first quarter, when they were getting they were losing the field position battle, they were getting pinned deep on their first like three drives in a row. I was I was yelling. I was screaming at the field because I was like,

you need to have a running back in the backfield. At least pretend like you're going to run the ball. I was questioning the play calls. They're mostly ready. You were ready to open the big time in the booth. Big time. I was questioning all the play calls. They were like, motioning Edwards, the layer out of the backfield a lot.

And I was like, you need to be able to at least present the illusion that you're going to run the football. That's why you're not able to advance the ball. And then my friend, hard factor, will, who is sitting next to me, who's actually played football and I had a high level and went to LSU. He told me he was like, actually watch what they're doing. They're using him, bringing the safety up to guard him. Now they're going to exploit the side of the field that has that has gone safety

list. And then the next drive, what do they do? Just Joe Burrow running dives to that side. Like and then actually this is funny. I have forgotten about this until just now. I saw Joe Brady when I was meeting Joe Burrow today. And I was like, hey, man, I talked a lot of shit about your play calling. I thought it was bad on the first couple of drives, but I guess that's why you do this for a living.

And I just like burp on myself. He was like, why is this drunk guy talking to me right now? Yeah, he was like, big fan, listen to the show. Thankfully, I don't pay. I don't actually take any of your advice ever. But it was one of those moments, you know, I'm saying where it's like, yeah, sometimes you think that, you know, what you're talking about. And at the end of the day, usually you're just an idiot.

The whole thing is just insane, though. Like the coach, oh, it's it's crazy. It is a storybook of the ending. And of course, he's going to be the coach forever now at LSU. He's King of Louisiana. So think about how big of a joke he was after Ole Miss and the failures there. And everyone was like, this guy's not a head coach. And even I was like, you know, back in the day when I loved Interim Ed,

I was like, he can't be a head coach. Like I I love Ed Ogeron and I had my doubts. And imagine what everyone else thinks. There was so many people tweeting about like that one where the two reporters were like, yeah, LSU hired coach Ed Ogeron. We laughed about it for about a half hour. Like this was in 2017. So for him to not get the job at USC, go to LSU, be the interim there.

Get the job when a lot of people are like, no, this guy shouldn't have the job. Have a team that is now one of the best teams of all time. 15 and 0. Oh, yeah. And win a national title in New Orleans, in Louisiana, in his home state. And he loves Coach O loves Louisiana more than anyone loves anything. Like you can feel it. You can you can you can see it in his eyes. You can hear it in his voice.

And the whole thing there was a few times I was like, I can't I can't believe this happened. It's why you root for sports. It's why you watch sports to have these moments that pay off everything. If you're an LSU fan and we're we're Coach O fans or Joe Burrow fans. Like we're, you know, I'm not going to do stolen Valor or, you know, we were sitting next to I'll do it three generations of LSU fans when we were pre gaming. Like those guys live and live and die with LSU football.

Right. We were just kind of along for the ride. They bleed gumbo credible to watch. Yeah, it was great. And and it is even if you're not a fan, if you have no dog in the fight at all, watching Coach O win the national championship is something that you have to appreciate. Incredible. You have to cry. When Coach O cries, you cry. Yes, those are the rules.

Like that's guy code. I would do wish that they had the president of the NCAA present the trophy just so everyone could boo him. Those are those are always a good part of like championships. Like when Batman comes out or Goodell comes out, everyone's booing the shit out of them. That was the only thing that I missed. The trophy presentation was fun, though. We stayed in there for it.

The only problem with this trophy presentation, according to Hank, is it was not enough like Patriots trophy presentations. No, they do it. They do it. It does give us other things from the game. Yeah. So first quarter, Dabo punched the ball twice inside the 40. He was David Schoing. He was he was Bill O'Brien at big time.

He punched the ball twice on their first like two drives inside the 40 yard line. Then he kicks a field goal that was longer than one of the punts. But that it was in the second quarter. So he had the wind at his back. Yeah, he needed the other way in the dome. There also, I guess, was a suspect offensive pass interference call. I was too drunk to know whether it was right or wrong. But I saw people complaining about it.

So this is me commenting on it for Clemson. That was that was bullshit. Yeah, there was also don't. Yeah, I know. I don't remember. There was also a targeting penalty. I just remember being where they. Yes. They ejected the guy with the neck roll for targeting. And it was the environment inside the Superdome

was such a football environment that even LSU fans were booing that ejection. Yes, they were like, no, let the boys stay and let them play. Let that let that boy put his hat on a hat. The Superdome is that's a that's a wild place, just in general. It's also I don't know if this is what happens every single game in the Superdome. There was just standing water all over the place, like the corridors. I watch people just slip and fall every single every single two minutes. I took a shit in the Superdome bathroom, which was thank you for my service.

That was a ballsy decision on my part. Raw dog, it was too drunk to even be like, who cares? Sometimes happens. Yeah, and it was jambalaya. There was a show. The Superdome is amazing. And I hadn't eaten all day and I was like, we had like way too many beers. It was like an emergency jambalaya didn't go so well.

You broke you smashed the glass in case of emergency. And the winner jambalaya in a football stadium. But it is actually good. Like their jambalaya there is pretty good. I also took a shit in the Superdome last night. But that was more of a thing where I went to the bathroom and I was like, well, actually, this is going to turn into a longer visit than I had planned.

It was not premeditated shit. Well, it was yeah, it was it was a great time. The whole thing was a scene. The people of Louisiana are like the nicest people in the world. I I went down in a Monday morning to eat breakfast at the bar downstairs in our hotel. I was sitting there. The guy sitting next to me was probably about 55, 60 years old. In the 25 minutes I was there.

He had four beers and talked my ear off. And I was cool with like he was it wasn't an annoying talk of your off. He was just fun to be around, like talking about the game, talking about strategy. 9 30 in the morning, he's four beers deep. We're just chopping up football. What was funny was yesterday before the game, before we went out to the tailgate, we had a little drink upstairs on the roof of our hotel. And like you alluded to, there were three generations of LSU fans.

What just occurred to me was that the oldest guy was probably he was anywhere between 60 and 90. I can't be sure what his age was. And he had his son there. And then his son had his son there and this the middle child, the father, the father's son was apologizing you're lost again, was apologizing for the grandfather's behavior, because he was drunk. Well, and then the son and then the son was apologizing for his dad's behavior. It was a human centipede of being sorry and drunk in Louisiana.

And it was great. I didn't mind any of it. Oh, we sat next to the this three generations of LSU fans for probably about a half hour while we were pre-gaming. And I think the grandfather had 20 different high fives with each of us. Just every two minutes, high five, high five. And he hurt my hand, but it kind of felt good. Also a sidebar sitting with us. I did get slapped in my face last night.

Oh, yes. Let's talk about after the game. Yeah, after the game, I got domed. It was an insane scene. It's crazy to be in a city where everyone. I mean, this is pretty much it's only New Orleans and Vegas, where you're in a city and every single person is blackout drunk with you. Like the whole the Bourbon Street was an absolute scene. Everyone was just so, so happy.

Greatest, greatest vibes ever, greatest time. We had a good crew. We had Racillo, Chris Long, Anthony Rizzo showed up. Like we had a good crew that we were rocking around with. I would like to apologize because playing back last night, I got addicted to dabbing. I fell back on my old ways. You were dabbing like 400 times before.

At one point, at the first bar that we went to, this is all coming back to me. I started, I started the limbo line. You think it was Roan, right? Yeah. Or Tommy. Yeah, we have Roan and Kale with us. Yeah, yeah. So we started the limbo line. I was always a hit if you're at a wedding or if anywhere, just like get a limbo line, go with your belt. People love you, think that you're really fun.

So we started that and there was like a line of four people going underneath. And I look over to the other end of the bar and get is just solo. Dabbing, just dabbing my face off. Dabbing his face off five. So it was it was it was so fun last night. I'd like to apologize to Steve Levy because so I've met. I've met Steve Levy twice now, back to back nights. And the first night I met him, I was blackout drunk.

And I remember while I was talking to him, I was slurring my words. And I was like, Steve, I apologize for being blackout drunk when I meet you the first time, sir. And then I saw him again last night and I was like, sir, I'd like to apologize for my behavior last night, sir. It was a scene even Sunday night. We even because we did the show before we went out. We saw Charlie Whitehurst at the casino.

We were I mean, the whole thing was a ridiculous weekend. That's actually that that was one of the most real times in my life. So we're at the blackjack table. You're winning. Yeah, winning. You want a lot of money. Well, our friend, my friend asked me cat for money. Yeah, it was kept on doing the he was like, you won't you won't put more in.

You won't put more. So then I just had bets that I just didn't like I was betting all everything on every hand right and winning. So I turn around at one point in the night and I see a dude rocking her swaggy, flat build cowboy style hat. And I was like, that is a sweet Charlie Whitehurst hat. My internal monologue. And then he turned around and it was Charlie Whitehurst.

You're Charlie Whitehurst. I talked to Charlie Whitehurst and he was then his his brother like introduced himself. He's like, I'm Jesse Whitehurst. Like I was supposed to be like, oh, oh, OK, dude, like that's cool. Can I can I introduce an actual sports statistic right now? Yeah, please. Joe Burrow, a new segment, actual sports statistics.

Yeah, Joe Burrow was four hundred and two for five hundred twenty seven on the year. Seventy six percent five thousand six hundred seventy one passing yards. Sixty touchdowns six interceptions for Russian touchdowns. That is probably don't fuck them up Cincinnati. That is probably the best college football season of all time. And I think it's time to have the conversation whether or not Urban Meyer, if it's a stain on his legacy, that he did not start Joe Burrow.

Is he a bad talent evaluated? Yes, that's true. As a nation, need to have that conversation. It's true. Another fun fact to your pod. Tom Brady, when he broke the record for touchdowns in the season, the touchdown, fuck, there's a ghost right now. Keep going. There was there was he threw the touchdown to Randy Moss in the past last night to give Joe Burrow the college record was to Randy Moss's son. Oh, that is a fun fact.

Joe Burrow just destroyed the all time passing yards. It was like when you see who's second place, he beat it by like a thousand yards. I also liked O.B.J. Just like treating it like he won a ring like a Super Bowl ring. Passing out money. That was awesome. Just handing out money. I think it's fine if it's guys who are I don't know if he checked the roster.

I was like, all right, these guys are going pro. But I only said it was fake after he did. They covered LSU did. They covered their bases. Doesn't say. Yeah. Just because I might start doing that, like printing my own money with my face on it and just handing it out to like Wisconsin guys. Someone gave me a two dollar bill last night. Dude, Clemson fans just walk around with two dollar bills.

I just kept on handing me two dollar bills. I I tipped the Blackjack dealer a lot of two dollar bills. And I'm sorry if it is fake, but that's a day. I swear to God, is it a Clemson thing? I don't know what it is. They just were handing out two dollar bills. That's the highest denomination they have in South Carolina.

It's real. I started talking shit about South Carolina on the interview with Stanford, Steve. And I think I'm going to lean into it and just be an anti-South Carolina guy. But yeah, it's fucking weird to just roll around with two dollar bills. Also, everybody that was wearing Clemson orange yesterday, they were all wearing just golf shirts tucked in their khakis. Yeah, that's a look. It was kind of strange. That's a look. It's like, let your hair down.

Probably a little bit. We had a crying kid in front of us. That sucked. I felt bad for him. The Clemson kid. He had like 75 autographs on his shirt. Oh, yeah. No, his he had a. So as a little kid, he had like a million autographs in his shirt. His dad was also wearing a hat with a million autographs on it. Autograph. Yeah.

It was also the most random thing ever with two minutes left. Oh, my God. Holy shit. Two rows. I forgot about it. Yeah. Two rows in front of us, maybe like five seats to the right. I just hear a big cat. You've been sitting here the whole time and I look, it's fucking Bill Burr. He was sitting like 10 feet from us the entire game with his parents.

Shout out Bill Burr, too. He he went to a Pelicans game. He completed all NBA stadiums. Oh, so that's movie king. Bill Burr loves just sports. I love that about him. He's just like, yeah, I'm just here for the national title game. What the fuck? Who cares? But he was right next to us the whole game.

We didn't figure it out till the fourth quarter. I had Joey Chestnut and Darius Leonard sitting right next to me. And Darius, we had just interviewed earlier in the day. And when he sat down, I talked some shit to him. And at first he did. I don't think he remembered me from earlier in the day. And then after like I talked, you'll have to listen to the interview. But after I talked to specific shit that I did, he was like, oh, OK.

Yeah, I got you. It's so weird because I think it's such a big corporate thing where all these celebrities and athletes can't they're not sitting in suites. Like Cam Jordan was right next to us, too. It's it's wild to see. It's like a crazy scene. The whole night was just I might I might have to throw up. You have to throw up.

Is there a trash can in this? All right, so I'll do an ad and then we'll do who's back. Yeah, please take the wheel. Barstoolgold.com slash PMT, by the way, if you want to watch us, just die in this hotel room. Also, can I just say that Barstoolgold.com slash PMT. Clemson, I think that we should revoke the nickname Tigers from them. Yes, they're no longer the Tigers.

They got out. Tigard. Yeah, I think that I'm going to pick a trash can a second. We should call them the Eldricks. Oh, I like the Clemson Eldricks right now. LSU is the official. I like that. All right, listen, put the mic down so that we don't have to redo an ad while you throw up. You guys got to check it out.

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hit yet. I'm bracing for the full hit. Yeah, I guess so I have a few hot seats. I'm talking this out right now. This is kind of a future me situation because we have a video coming out today. It will be out now if you're listening to this of PFT training to get ready for the XFL, have a couple of some very special guests, Hall of Fame guests. Can we say who it is?

They're Hall of Famer. They are a Hall of Famer, yeah. And one future Hall of Famer slash coach probably, Jeff Fisher. Two wins away from being top ten all time. I was working on it on Monday but I kind of put it off and I was like, oh, ready to go. He just had that information. He sends that to me. You know, we get into Houston at like eight o'clock, I was like, I'll just bang it out

all night and now I'm on like zero sleep and all I want to do is just go to Houston and sleep. Damn. I'm on the hot seat. Uh, for just disrespecting and not appreciating all things that are holy with jumpsuit January. Oh, that's fine. Yeah. We've been through this enough.

I wasn't going to lose my phone last night. I was just wasn't going to have it happen. That's why you got jumpsuit with the simpers on. The sweatpants situation when I'm drunk, like I would have lost everything. It's just like, you know. We did a periscope last night and I deleted it. I don't know. That's even worse.

You and I did a walking periscope and I, because I woke up and I was like, where'd the periscope go? I'm like, what? What periscope? Yeah. So Hank, we're getting up at what? Like seven o'clock tomorrow? Yep.

You got this. You did the tryout for the other. I'm really sick. They probably not even going to, I might not even sleep again. Hell yeah. All right. You're asleep. We'll sleep.

You are a beast. We'll sleep when you're dead. No sleep till Brooklyn. On one. But you don't live in Brooklyn anymore. What's your cool tone? I don't have one. Okay.

Okay. Cool. Cool throwing is nice. There's a video out PFT training for the XFL. Go watch it. There you go. My hot seat is me, because Ocho Sanko is trying out for my position, I guess. I found out earlier today that Chad Ocho Sanko is also trying out to be a kicker in the

XFL. I guess great minds think alike. But I saw some of his videos. He hit a 60 yarder. It's very impressive Chad. But I mean, 60 yarder, no pads, outdoors, there was probably some wind at your back. I'm not scared of you Chad. I'm coming for you Chad.

I'm a better kicker than you. I'm more accurate. They call me Mr. 35 yards. That's what they call me. Because I go 99% from 35 yards. So I don't care if I can't kick a 60 yarder, but I can hit a 35 yarder twice. All right? Yes.

My other hot seat is, actually I don't have another hot seat. My cool throne is coach hair. No, your hot seat was Vince Vaughn. Oh yeah, that's right. Well, no, no, you're wrong. My cool throne was going to be defending Vince Vaughn online against an army of attackers. So Vince Vaughn was pictured talking to Donald Trump last night and I guess the only suite that exists in the Superdome, they were hanging out.

He was making jokes. Trump liked him. Like two people went after Vince Vaughn. And then two million people went after the two people that went after Vince Vaughn and he was only. So he was trending because people were tweeting, Vince Vaughn is trending because he's being friends with the president, but he actually wasn't. He was trending because people were tweeting Vince Vaughn is being attacked because he's

tweeting. The reaction. Yes. And then what? That statement gave me a headache. It's just an overreaction. But you know what I'm saying, right? Yeah, they're like, can't believe people are complaining about this.

Like there's two people complaining about it and then there's seven billion people complaining about the complainers. I mean, I'll be honest. That's kind of what we do about Doug Gottlieb and Danny Cannell. No, Doug Gottlieb doesn't get interaction. That's true. So he doesn't even have the two tweets into the void. He tweets and might as well throw his phone into outer space.

Danny Cannell is just a professional provocateur. He's a professional turtleneck. He is. He gets the people going. My other cool through is coach hair. So coach hair is on the cool through. I don't know if you guys have noticed this, but during football games, whatever camera angles and camera filters or whatever they use to focus on coaches on the sidelines,

they can take a coach that is probably not losing their hair and make it look like that coach is balding. Every coach looks balding on college football broadcasts. Coach O, his hair overpowered that. Oh, he's got great hair. He was the only person that I've ever seen not look like they're going bald. Great head of hair. Using that camera angle.

He's a great looking man. Yeah, also a cool thrown is giant state troopers escorting coaches out to midfield to shake hands. Also a cool thrown is Seekik for hooking us up last night and use promo code take for $10 off Seekik purchase. I should say that Seekik hooked it up. Awesome. They're the best.

Yesterday. If you buy your tickets from anywhere else, I don't want to fucking know you. Just delete my number. Yeah. If you, if I see you using the other guys, it's on site. I mean, to quote Derek Rhodes, kill yourself. But that's just slang from Chicago. That's just Derek Rose.

That wasn't me. I was Derek Rose. That's quoting him. All right. My hot seat is. Nope. Nope. Nick Saban.

You see Nick Saban got roasted. Oh, no. He's got Nick Saban got roasted. They were like right in front of us to Saban and why did Saban do that? Why did you do the telecast? I think he did it just so that he could talk shit to members of the media just to get closer to the TV personalities that don't like him. It's like he's as motivation.

I don't. I mean, to have your rival win and you're doing the, I don't know. I don't think I would do it. As soon as LSU is there, I think I'd be like, you know what, I'm going to sit this one out. Let Jimbo do it because Jimbo does it every single year. Right. But it was a weird move. So Saban became a meme, I think, for a minute.

I don't know. We weren't really following on Twitter. And then my cool throne is imagine explaining to Nick Saban what a meme is and how he is one right now. Oh, he has no idea what's going on. He can get roasted forever. You can log off from that conversation. No.

Immediately. My cool throne is Magic Johnson. He's back. So he sent out a very great personal. I see AIDS. Hey, hot seed AIDS and Donald Sterling, cool throne, Magic Johnson, great personal anecdote after the game. He said, I want to personally congratulate coach Ojeron for winning the national championship.

I met him when he was coach at USC. Okay. That was pretty nice. So really touching, really put a personal like at first I was like, why is magic talking about college football? And then I met him at USC and it's like, oh, now it all makes sense. I get why you're tweeting this. I love that the end of Magic Johnson anecdote is the beginning of a normal person's anecdote.

Yes. I met him at USC is the that's the final part of his story that he's telling. I did see a shitload of people tweeting their encounters with Ed Ojeron last night and every single one of them was just like Ed Ojeron is God. Yeah. I love him. I'm in love with coach. I think this should be like a picture in every single house in the state of Louisiana.

I'm a little bit worried because my brain has been so awesome. My brain has been broken by the internet. I'm a little bit afraid that the tide will eventually turn on coach. Stop. I know. Let's enjoy the moment. I'm trying. I love it.

I love it. Enjoy the moment. I'm getting pre mad at people that aren't even mad yet. Don't. Do not. Do not. Do not. I've been with you for hours ago.

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Kind of on purpose. They were banging on my door at 8 30 in the morning, so I didn't really want to get up. It is funny that they they make you do interviews now like you don't you have no obligations like I would be on camera and I would look like crap because I have I would have literally zero sleep. Yeah, and I would be going on camera with these people and look like a fool. Well, now you're with us and we're the exact same as you. The podcast. Right. Trust me. We are drunker than you are. I can't see my beady little eyes right now. Yeah. Um, so dude, you won the national title. Yes. Yes, we do. That was crazy. Pretty cool. Were you ever at any point in the game worried? Because you guys did go down. Yeah, honestly, never. Not even no raw, raw speech. No raw, raw

speech. Like we when we were down 17 seven, we didn't even say anything on the sideline. Really? We knew what we had to do. I mean, that seems like you probably should like talk about the plays. I mean, we really didn't say anything to each other. We just went out there and started playing football like we knew what we had to do. It was like the second or third play of the game where you rolled out first play the game first play of the game. You flushed out the pocket and you rolled out to your right hit a receiver downfield. They called it back at that point. I was so mad because it was an awesome play. Yes, it was. I don't care if there's a penalty on it. The play was so awesome that they should have let it stand. Let us remember that play. That was a

tough one. First play of the game and it minus three instead of plus 45. Yeah, that was a tough one. Well, you also have like a thing going right now. And I'm sure you've recognized it. Maybe you haven't, but like you just can do whatever you want and it ends up being a good play. Yeah. Like that thing that you did against Oklahoma when you were just running and you just just hop. You probably won't be able to do that in the NFL as much. But right now you might as well just fucking milk it for all it's worth. Like I can just throw it up and let my guys get it. We'll be talking in meetings about like protections and getting the blitzes picked up and I'm really good at that. But I also say if I don't get it picked up, they still have to tackle me back there.

Yes. And they can't do that. Yes. Hell yes. Was there was there a raw speech that coach O gave at halftime? No, not really. I mean, we just went sat in there went about our business, drank our water said these guys can't mess with us and went back out and play football. You guys can't mess this. I actually was more nervous for you guys at the second half when the second half starts. And I was like, if they score, if LSU scores seven here, it came over, but Clemson scores. So it's a three point game. They get the two point conversion. No nerves then. No, like, Hey, they just if they mess with the, if they on the same field, they just can't touch us. I mean, yeah, we, I mean, we're playing this. We were playing with so much confidence

right there. I really don't think anybody ever could have, could have stopped us. I mean, we were, I mean, we were just rolling. We had, I mean, I, I could just throw up a, I could throw the ball with my eyes closed. My receivers were going to go catch it. That's, that's how we felt. And I mean, we were just playing with so much confidence. You guys are the definition of a goddamn machine. LSU's offense has been the best team of all time. LSU is often talking about that. Has been a machine this entire year, just steamrolling everybody. So it makes sense that you would be confident even after, you know, like a slow start, the first couple of drives that you're able to put together. If you just do what you did all year leading up to this point.

So right now is this question. I think we all are. Oh, here's a good question. If you guys, if everyone could see all of our faces right now, no, we're so small. Like a bunch of whales that have just been snorting salt all night. Died inside of your question. And it was like, it was like, where are we? Our eyes are so beady. Here's, here's a good question. Could LSU beat the Bengals? Oh, there it is. We should talk about it. Oh, no comment. What, um, when, when do we get our check? What do we say? What do we decide? 10% right? 10%. Oh, you guys opted to. Oh, is it less? Oh,

you guys opted by 10,000 fold, huh? Not math guys. Wait, so how long do you have to have to like start doing combine shit? That's, um, I'm going to probably celebrate for about a week. Nice. And then go home and celebrate a little more. Nice. And then go to California and start throwing the football around. Perfect. Yeah. Eat a lot of, because it's not like I really have to do a lot of things at the combine. Just get yourself ready. Oh, don't bench press. No, no, like Brady Quinn, 24 bench and he got drafts pretty high. Coming out of high school, I honestly said going into the combine, I was going to break that. Yeah, but I don't know the last time I benched. So, well, yeah, don't do it. You're going to hurt

yourself if you do it. So, wait, walk me through what happened last night after the game's over and then you have to do like interviews and shit. Like what is your last 12 hours been like? Well, first of all, there's about 45 minutes of sleep. We got in at like 730 last night. I don't know where we went. Don't ask me where we went because I. Did you went out to bars? We went somewhere. Did you not just get mobbed? I don't know. Be honest. Did you have a police escort into a bar? I think we had a little section. Oh man, that's awesome. But we went out with like all the former players. So that was a lot of fun. Did Odell give you money? Yeah, I'm not a student athlete anymore. So I can say yeah.

Yeah, that's sick. He was just handing out cash. Yeah. I was thinking that it would have been awesome if Odell just like printed fake cash and started handing out just the flux face on it. You look at it and you try to pay for a drink. You're like, wait, this sir. This is monopoly money. This isn't real money. That's worth more in Louisiana. That's sick that he was just handing out cash. How much cash did you bring? I don't know. So you guys had your own like private section at bars last night. I'm assuming you weren't just like out walking down the street. We were just like in the in the mosh pit. All right. So then you so you barely slept. I don't sleep. There's no reason to sleep. So you're going to Baton Rouge tonight. That's going to be fun.

You know, I'll probably have to. So they said we have a parade this weekend. So I might have to save up so I can grok that parade. Oh, yes. It's nice because like when when I feel like the college championships, they don't get to like really booze the same because there's so many. But I'm graduating. I'm 20 and I'm 23 years old so I can do whatever whatever the hell I want. Do you think you're too old? I mean, it's really not fair how old I am that I'm playing against these but also like for the draft. You like I'm as a draft Nick guy. I look for potential. You're 23, dude. I'm 23. That's way too old. That is going to be a question going into it. Like, oh, why is he a senior? Why is a senior entering the draft? This is still

think I'll still make plenty of money. Yeah, I think you're going to be all right. Has that heavy thought about that yet? Yeah, that's fucking there's like, it's about to be on. I'm about to make like, it's going to be on in the bank account is what I have. It's about to be on. What's it going to be like going to class on Wednesday? You got to ask someone else about that one. I'm done. I got my two degrees. That's going to be yeah, you're up. Yeah. Well, no, you you told the online class, online class, online class, baby, hooked that up and a fell quarterback college. Is Odell still here? Can we get him to give us some money? Is he here? I'll call him up.

If he can give you guys a couple, just got a couple of residual like, yo, what's up, man? Give you guys a nickel each or something. Yeah, he's like, here's 20. I said, what's up to him at at the Alabama game last year. And I was like, it's actually big cat's technique that he taught me. Yes. It's to be like, yo, Odell, good to see you again. Yeah, that's all you guys say that. If you say he assumes that he's met you before. And he was like, yeah, yeah, yeah, good to see you man. It's great seeing you man. That's what I say to every single like famous person that I've never met before. People have used that technique on me plenty of times and it works. I'll tell you it works.

It sucks right now too, because we're saying it out loud. I think we said it out loud before, but now people use it on us and I get very confused. Yeah. Great seeing you. I'm like, shit, do you work on it? It's gone to the point where it's gone to the point where I just say that every time I meet somebody in case I met them before. Yes, I just say good seeing you man. Great seeing you pal chief. In terms of your body right now, I know I know you're banged up. I know it's amazing. You have an amazing body Joe. I know it's banged up, but is just the high of winning the national championship like totally overwhelming your physical aches and pains that are going on. Yeah, it's overcoming my violent hangover right now. So I'm feeling. You're 22.

You don't get violent hangovers. I'm getting pretty old. Just wait till you're 30. Did you break your ribs? No. Good question. I tore some cartilage in my ribs. Okay, because everyone was freaking out and then I freaked out and I wasn't in an estate to freak out and I was just like he's broken ribs. It's very weird feeling to have injuries happen while you're at a game and have no idea what's going on. Yeah, everyone's like, look at him. He's not comfortable in the pocket. I was like, okay. How many yards did it have? Dude, that was the most casual. That's probably him. That was the coach knocking on the door. Yeah, that was the most casual. Let me go get him. That was the most casual 400 yard plus performance. Like I looked up and I was like,

wait, Joe's got 400 plus yards. Yeah, fuck. That was cash, especially after those first, especially after those first like three drives. Oh, here he's coming. There's coach. Oh, coach. Joe's coming. We coming. How many times do you say that? We're just gonna keep this in though a lot. How bad was that burp? That was bad. And we're gonna keep rolling. Yeah, that was gross. Yeah, that was disgusting. Coach. All right, here we go. Ready, Hank? All right, we now welcome on the man, the myth, the legend, is our good friend, coach, Ed Ozeron, national champion. Are you the king of Louisiana now? I think Joe Burroughs. I think you just, you just talked to the king of Louisiana.

Okay, so, no, he's the prince. You're the king. Like do you get, I'm pretty sure you are the king of the state of Louisiana. Well, it's been great. It's been great to be in Louisiana. I just love this state. Yeah, I think it's state law that you cannot legally purchase a beer for the rest of your life. I think you're going to be paid for and taken care of from now on. Actually, you know what's going to be interesting is like 18 years from now, you're going to see a lot of college recruits coming into football, coming into NCAA football that are named Ed. Ed has been a name that has kind of dropped off. But I think you're going to see some LSU babies 18 years from now. It's big. Ed is back. Are you, I mean, this is insane. Have you had a second to be like, this is,

this is, if they wrote this script about you, they wouldn't make the movie because it would be like, no, he can't actually go to LSU and win. Like that's not believable. Have you had a moment to be like, holy shit, this actually happened? Very thankful. Very thankful. They couldn't wrote a better script. But you know what, you have to be in a place like LSU, do what we're doing to attract the great athletes, to attract the great coaches. It's the expectation of this school. Yeah. Yeah. Have you had a chance to sleep yet? You know what? I slept about three hours last night. Really? Yeah. It wasn't bad. Got a little shot. There you go. Did you put a worm in your mouth before? No worm, man. No worm. I don't, I don't think that was the same. They motivated.

It's crazy. I mean, it's like a well armed machine. That was what Joe was saying when we were just talking to him. He said, there was no, there's no rah-rah speech at halftime. There was no talking about it. It was like, we're better than them. We just got to go play our game. Execute. And, you know, we got to believe in our players, our coaches, and our fundamentals. Unbelievable. Did you, uh, you set your jaw last night? I set my jaw several times. Oh, yeah. I set it at halftime also. And it's probably the biggest one that I did. And I sent a message for people who don't understand what we're talking about. Coach, I'll punch them self. Well, it's kind of just a little. Yeah. Yeah. That was literally just punching yourself. Just to get things going just a little bit.

Like that. I could knock myself. Do you ever get worried that you're going to knock yourself out? No. Because you're so strong that you can beat yourself up. I kind of pulled away at the end right there. But here's the deal. You know how you're getting a fight. You got a big plan and everything. All of a sudden, the first punch, all bets off, man. Yeah. Then you kick in another gear. Yes. And that's what I want. I got to kick in another gear mentally. Yeah. Because the way the game started, you know, down early, not no, you know, the field position was a struggle. It was you guys just didn't unflappable. It was crazy. No pain. Nothing. You know, when you got a quarterback like Joe, you believe, you believe in the players that we got and the coaches,

when your office will score some points, we just have to figure them out. Can we get Joe to get like a master's degree or something? You gotta stay. I'm all for it. I'm all for it, my man. Did you get a doctor? Yeah. Did you cry after? What was that? Did you cry after the game? No, I didn't. No, I was good. No, not at all. It hadn't hit yet. It's going to be emotional. I do believe when we get back to town in Baton Rouge, see Tiger Stadium, we always want to come back down 15 and this means a lot when I see that stadium. People are saying like maybe one of the best, if not the best champions ever, you guys beat five of the top eight teams at the end of the polls. I think we're in the conversation for sure. Can I be honest? You look very put together

right now considering what time it is the day after winning a national title. You obviously got up early, took care of yourself. We were literally rolled out of bed. Sorry, Coach. We partied harder than you did. I feel bad, Coach. I feel bad. I feel bad, Coach. Oh, when we had Joe on, he told us this was right after the Heisman. Ray Baker, we got to talk about Ray Baker. Ray Baker, man. Ray Baker, great friend of yours. Ray Baker, he got to be our friend. You got to spend time with him. If you don't spend time with him, he'll bake you ass. Joe actually told us, I think this was off the air after we're done recording our podcast, but he said that one of the first times he met with you, you asked him, what do you think about Ray Baker? And Joe was like,

he's a good player. He was kind of bullshitting his way through it. And then you walked out of the room and then he looked to his buddy. He was like, who's Ray Baker? And he's like, oh, that's what Coach O calls the sun. That big yellow ball in the sky, man. Those rays in the sky will bake your ass. Yes, they will. Oh, man. All right. Well, I know you got to get going. We appreciate it anytime. Can we just do Go Tigers like 20 times in a row? I mean, every time I love, do you get mad? I get mad when they don't ask, let you say Go Tigers. That's right. Do you say it when you're walking in the, like when, okay, so if they're interviewing you at halftime and they don't let you have that Go Tigers, do you still say it? Yes, I still say it. Yeah, every time. Okay, good. That's good to

know because I always get so upset when it's like, wait, you didn't let him say it, put the mic back in front of him. He needs to be able to say Go Tigers. Go Tigers. Go Tigers. There you go. One last, last question. Have you figured out what you're going to buy with your millions and millions of dollars that they're going to pay you down? Because if you were going to be registering your contract, contract for life, we'll do it. Well, hey, y'all need to go talk to me, but I'm sure Ellison will take care of me and it's not about that. To be honest with you, I'm going to put it away for my children. Good answer. Love it. We'll get it. We'll get your contract for life. You want it? You want it? Coach for life. We'll get it. Coach for life. Coach forever. That will be the

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Take care of your moneys. Your bread. Your chickens. Look after your chickens. Mentals. That's it. That's the segment. That's good. Money. Fucking awesome. Money bread. Chickens. Chickens. Mentals. I love it. Money bread. Chickens. Got to take care of your mentals. Okay. Have to. That's how I'm living my 2020 this year. I love that. I love that. He's the best. March on Lynch is the king of speaking as effectively as possible using as few words as possible. Correct. He's like Confucius. I don't know if that's what Confucius's deal was but it seems like it was. No it is definitely. March on yeah he invaded what did he Confucius do? Plato. He's an explorer. He burned his boats. Confucius burned his boats. Imagine being like

Plato or Socrates and just sitting around and just thinking deeper than everyone in the entire world and then having like a really sketchy little boys party and your fucking vomitorium. Yeah I wasn't thinking about that. No those guys are weirdos. I was just thinking like it would be a big flex back in the day to be known for just being super smart. It's just woe bomb everywhere. Very intelligent. Yeah just walking around the streets and everything that you say blows somebody's mind. It's like Rick Riley right now. It's crazy. Damn I miss Rick. I do miss him too. Okay we got to talk about the Astros. Wait. New segment. Yeah. Bachelor talk for you guys that don't watch the bachelor. There was a bachelor last night at the same time as

the national championship game. Somebody decided to do that. No one watched it but I did find out that Maddie got in trouble because she used a burner account to reply to a video of her date that she went on. She used a burner account and she said well she thought she was using a burner account. She said beautiful date Maddie. You are genuine and real and then she deleted it immediately because it was from her actual account. Come on Maddie. So that's there's nothing more genuine and real than tweeting from what you thought was a burner account that you're genuine real. Yeah so real. She keeps it so hundred. All right the Astros cheated and I was reading about it this morning. I don't really understand it because again it was a rough morning but

it seems like they kind of got off the hook in a weird way. So they fired their manager and general manager but no players get anything. No players and it was. And they put the blame on the guy that signed in the organization. Right and then they just. Oh I was going to get fired too. He's probably gonna get fired but it's crazy. Should we make should we make clown t-shirts for whoever the commissioner baseball is. Yes Rob Manfred. We should. The craziest thing is that they basically admitted that they cheated or the findings were they very much cheated during the postseason. It was kind of a player run situation and then the Astros owner was essentially like just just suspend AJ Hinch and the GM and I'll fire him and then we'll move on. And that was it and

now it's over. Yeah so I don't really care but if I were to care I'd have a solid base to care on. My favorite part of the story is that AJ Hinch not once but twice smashed the TVs that Cora was using to help cheat. Like he found that they put the TV back and he smashed it again. Yeah I don't know what what your job duties are as a manager but I'm pretty sure that smashing televisions should be pretty high up on that list of day-to-day responsibilities. Today I'm going to smash at least one television. It's pretty great though like thinking that he saw it he's like not again he just walks in there just ruins it. These fuckers. Instead of actually discipline anybody. So Alex Cora I'm not in favor of a lifetime ban but I am in favor of hearing the term lifetime ban. Oh yeah

definitely. It's awesome hearing Alex Cora has been issued a lifetime ban from baseball. Like I don't think that he deserves it but I deserve to hear that. Yeah and it gets old old P.D. back in the news too when we talk about lifetime bans. Yeah I kind of like that. That's true. Lifetime ban there's nothing more satisfying than just like when you read the words lifetime ban. It's juicy. It gets you popping. It's very juicy. So immediate endorphin hit. All right anything else. I mean this is this city is unreal. I don't know how anyone stays here for more than like we came for two nights and it feels like we've been here for a month. Feels like we've lived in New Orleans for a month. And that's just what this city does. I mean it's unbelievable. I don't

even know. It's great. I had an awesome time here. It was incredible. I can't wait to come back. Oh yeah that's right. Yeah. I think you want to discuss. You want to tell us that story. No guys on the story before the podcast we told him don't say this. Yeah save it for the show. You shoot yourself in the shower. Yeah I think it was like I think I talked to the person I did break. I did shit my like broke my virginity of shitting my pants last year. Yep. But we remember we should actually make sure when we're virginity I should make sure you popped your own cherry. We should celebrate that year anniversary. And I was taking a shower this morning and I think I probably knew it was a shit but I was just so lazy and I just thought it was a

fart and then it just it was it was a log. It was a log. Not a log but like it was it was a salt. It wasn't like it wasn't solid. When it landed did it didn't make a plot. Oh my alarm went off this morning. I was I was very very drunk and I was just like what is going on. Fully clothed didn't didn't take off my shoes. What a fucking night would have been much more comfortable in jumps. What a weekend. It was one of those nights I got back to the hotel thought I opened up my laptop and I was like maybe I'll peruse some pornography. Yeah and maybe I'll look up with myself and I was like you know what it's 4 30 and you know what PFT you were too drunk to do this. I closed my laptop extreme self respect because he was probably watching you. Yeah because that's

another thing is watching you watch this. Oh and also shout out. You don't use your phone sometimes but it's nice to have a bigger screen. Special shout out the nap god Bubba slept his way through multiple things this weekend. He was the nap god. We got back at Hank and I got back at 3 30 in the morning and all the equipment was in his room so I had to like beg the front desk. I was like please let me have a key to this room because we have coach Joe and Joe Burrow in the morning as you were dabbing as I was dabbing and they gave me a key and then we turn around to walk in and there's a guy the other person at the front desk is on the phone and he's just like yeah he's not picking up there's a fucking delivery guy with two huge bags of food and they're like this is going to Liam

Crowley and we're like okay we'll just take it but we'll just pass out we just left the food. How did you even order? You seemless. I don't know how you ordered is creating so much food and you were so passed out. That's impressive. Can I just say like we very rarely weaponized social media at this company but I want to jump back real quick. I am doing the tryout for the XFL Defenders tomorrow, Wednesday. I'm going to be kicking in Houston actually trying out for the team. Chad Johnson is trying to dominate the social media XFL game. Does everybody tweet at Chad Johnson? Just let him know at Otosinko that he cannot outkick Mr. 35 yards. Get his ass. Tell him. Get his ass. Tell him because it's a mental warfare game right now and I'm not going to lose

that. Tell on him. All right we'll see everyone on Friday. We'll see you on Friday. We will see we will still be doing Friday. We will be hungover on Friday still. I love you guys. I love you guys. This was actually a fun show. I love you guys too. It's only we should do one of these every three years. Every time LSU wins a national title in New Orleans we will do this. Yeah if this was every episode thing you would probably hate us but this was fun. I love you guys. All right. Hang don't poop yourself again. I should use your credit. Take on me, take on me, take on me, take on me, take on me. I need less to say to Otosinko. It's about me. So I'm a little weak. So I learn the fight is okay.

Say out to me. It's better to be safe than sorry. Say out to me. It's better to be safe than sorry. I need more to say to Otosinko. All the things that you say, yeah, isn't all I've got. Just to point out the reason why you're all things I've got to remember. Take on me, take on me, take on me, take on me. Take on me.