Pardon My Take - Commanders Head Coach Dan Quinn, Lebron Hits 40K, The Patriots Documentary Is A Hit Piece On Belichick And Monday Reading
Episode Date: March 4, 2024Lebron has hit 40k points and we talk about what he means to the NBA. Caitlyn Clark breaks the record for points in NCAA Basketball (00:00:00-00:27:54). We talk Combine stories and how Joe Milton shou...ld probably go 1-1 (00:27:54-00:38:53). The Patriots documentary has become a very clear hit piece on Bill Belichick through 6 episodes and Hank reveals his number 1 Patriot of all time (00:38:53-00:52:15). Who's back of the week including a defense of Jon Rothstein, AI refs and Sydney Sweeney (00:52:15-01:08:21). Washington Commanders Head Coach Dan Quinn joins the show to talk about taking his new job, Big Cat finally getting peace for his 2015 field goal against the 49ers, the upcoming draft and more (01:08:21-01:33:43). We finish with a Monday Reading (01:33:43-01:45:57).You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake
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from the Combine.
We had a great time with Coach Quinn.
I feel optimistic for you, PFT.
I'm excited
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What words am I allowed to say on this show? Yeah, like yeah, say fuck Dan safe. Oh, and he did
But yeah, I he's a football guy through and through and you guys made some ground too. We I have finally had my first
Good night of sleep in nine years,
10 years almost, because Dan Quinn and I finally made peace.
And so we got a great interview with him.
We're gonna talk a little basketball over the weekend.
We have who's back of the week.
We have Hank's number one patriot.
And I also have caught up on the documentary.
I have some thoughts.
Yeah, yeah.
The Aaron Hernandez episode was something.
A lot of football.
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Today is Monday, March 4th,
and LeBron James has hit 40,000 points.
Oh wow, I'm very excited about that.
Guess how many he has in college?
It's zero, because Caitlin Clark set the real record today.
Yeah, she did.
She had a hell of a record.
She also set it in a very Caitlin Clark way
with a flop and a technical foul.
Yep, two free throws.
Yes.
At the end of the first half,
if you happen to bet Caitlin Clark
to break the record in the third quarter,
like I believe most of America did that's unfortunate
Yeah, but
Still an incredible
Performance by Caitlin Clark going to the WNBA still has some college basketball left
Hmm the Big 10 tournament for the women's college basketball is gonna be better than the Big 10 men's tournament
I'll just say that right now. It might be because the Big Ten men's bad basketball my own team included but
LeBron 40,000 points you want to hear a whoa? Yep. Okay. This is from Ben Gulliver
Lakers LeBron James the first NBA player score 40,000 points James scored his first 10,000 points in
the exact same number of games as it took him to go from
30,000 to 40,000.
Whoa.
So the first 10K was in 368 games,
10K to 20K was 358 games,
20K to 30K was 381, slow down a little,
30K to 40K, 368 games.
That's pretty impressive.
That's insane.
That's a weird quirk, but insane.
His longevity is unmatched. Um,
he's, I mean, what else can you say? I think the, the best, the best take on this comes
from, I think who we all expected to have the best take on this. Um, Antonio Brown,
I was going to say LeBron James too. Okay. Cause all right, go with Antonio Brown. Antonio
Brown's take was he put up a picture of LeBron James holding 40,000 on a piece of paper. And then he just said, how many crackers work at Barstool Sports? Oh,
nice. Hashtag. Yes. Hashtag C T ESPN. Yes. Yes. That is the best take LeBron also had
to take. He said, to be quite honest with you, everybody wanted to see me fail when
I got to the league. Everybody was just like, it's no way he's going to be able to exceed
the expectations that put upon him. Is that true? I don't think so. I don't think everyone wanted him to fail.
I don't know that anybody wanted like the media wanted him to succeed. Correct.
That's a good job by us by saying LeBron James will be the best player ever.
Yeah. Hank, did you want him to fail? Not right away. Definitely not right away.
When did you start wanting LeBron to fail? What if he became an enemy? Yeah, probably 2011.
Yeah, so you had a long time not rooting for him to fail and you're like his biggest
hater.
I'm trying to think when they beat, I think it was the first year of the Super Team,
they rigged it game six against Celtics in the playoffs.
Oh, they did.
And then ever since then.
They rigged it. Rigged it. Rage on Rondo got smoked in the head on
a layup underneath the basket. Didn't call foul. Rigged it.
Rigged it. Lost a series. And he rigged. That was truly, I remember waiting the game
ended. I was like, I can't wait to hear Steven and I can't wait to hear them. Like they're
going to go on about this. This is going to be the biggest controversy in sports history.
Nobody said anything. Nobody said anything. Yeah. Rigged. The craziest thing about LeBron, 40,000
points is I don't, I don't think anyone's going to hit it. Like I don't, even though
the scoring is crazy in the NBA right now, I was looking at it and Luca has 10,000 points
in six years. But to say Luca can play to be 40 years old with his body, no offense
to his body, uh, would be a jump.
Yeah, I was going to say, I don't know what his maintenance
technique is, but I don't think he keeps his body in as good
shape as James.
Kevin Durant's going to hit 30,000 points
within the next year or so, but he's in his mid 30s,
has some injuries.
Steph is, I think, around 30,000 points, but again,
also old. I mean, W Wemby but he's I
don't know how seven footers gonna play to be 40 I was watching Wimby play today
and if he can hit step back threes then maybe he could do it cuz like he's
on pace one year Wimby is a he's a fucking freak yeah but it really goes to
Jason Tatum Jason Tatum how many points Jason Tate 11,000 he has 11,000
and how many seasons is 26 okay yeah okay there we go throw Jason Tatum in there happy Hank
yeah yeah um he could he could play for a while either way this is about LeBron it's insane what
he's been able to do for as long as he's been able to do it. And he is like, I'm not a big huge LeBron fan,
everyone knows that.
I don't think anyone on this podcast is a huge LeBron fan,
but I also feel like we've done at least an okay job
respecting the fact that he is an insane,
insane basketball talent who is, you know,
people will say he's the best of all time.
I have him too, which is, and I think the gap
between two and three is huge. It's crazy that he's been doing of all time. I have him too, which is, and I think the gap between two and three is huge.
It's crazy that he's been doing it for this long.
And I don't think we'll see anyone like 40,000 points,
even though when I first saw it,
this how stupid my brain is, I was like,
40,000 points doesn't seem like a lot of points
because he's been playing for so long.
It's so many goddamn points.
It just gets to the point where if you see a number
like 40,000, all these numbers are so big
that you lose track of just how much it is right like 40,000 is an astronomical number but
I had no idea like where he was until he set this milestone like I just assumed he scored
a shitload of points right it's a James scorer of a shitload of points was my metric that
I had and I don't I'm not a huge LeBron James fan but what I love about LeBron is how crazy
he makes people and how much he contributes
to the sports media like just screaming at each other culture. A lot of people say like,
oh, I don't like that about sports TV. Yeah, but you watch right. That's the thing. And
it's entertainment. I love that's one of my favorite things about sports TV is you just
get grown men on stage that get ready. How many people, how many people do you think have been, I'll
say killed in a debate that started about LeBron James?
At least a handful.
I would say probably four or five people have died over an argument about whether or not
he's good at basketball. That's what I love about LeBron James.
He's, it's insane. And he is like in the history of the NBA as well. When you think about it, like the growth of the NBA, obviously burden magic in the 80s
took the NBA to a point where it used to be the finals was was taped delayed in some parts
of the country.
MJ put the NBA on a completely different level, a global level.
You know, became an icon around the world.
And then after MJ is like, well, where do we go now? And yeah, Kobe was there, but Kobe was also, I think when LeBron was a rookie,
I think that was right around Kobe's trial. So LeBron stepped in and has basically carried
the NBA for the last 20 years. It's crazy. Like he is, I know that there's been a lot
of other superstars, but it's LeBron James has been the focal point of every basically
every NBA season for 20 years. And it's insane what he's done. And it's not like he's doing
it right now at 39 as like an old LeBron, like he's not young. He's not the same LeBron
at the height of his powers. But that game, he had the other night when they came back
against the Clippers and he's like, I'm just going to, I'm going to guard Kawhi and I'm
going to hit a bunch of threes. Like he's not, I'm just gonna, I'm gonna guard Kawhi and I'm gonna hit a bunch of threes.
Like he's not, he's still very, very, very good.
It's not one of those records where he's 39 years old,
he sucks, he's on a bad team
and he's just putting up empty stats.
He's still one of the best players in the NBA right now.
And it's crazy.
It's just nuts to watch it night in and night out.
And I know this is all painful for Hank to hear.
He gave me a little look like, dude, stop talking about him.
But, uh.
Oh, they're probably not even going to make the playoffs
or they'll sneak in.
They'll rig it so he gets to play in the playing game.
Well, here's what's great about LeBron James.
Got a threat.
If you don't like LeBron James, when he loses in the playoffs,
you're going to miss that when he's gone.
Yeah.
When he retires, you're going to like,
you might not miss LeBron James in the NBA, Hank're gonna miss that when he's gone. Yeah. When he retires, you're gonna, like you might not miss LeBron James in the NBA Hank, but
you will very dearly miss, like if they get swept in the playoffs this year, the joy that
will just course through your body as you get to talk about how funny it is to watch
him not win a playoff series, that will be something that you will look back on and be
like fuck it.
Those are really some good times that I had when he's stunk.
Also he will definitely make the play in and could very well likely make the playoffs.
The West is like very compact.
They're six games ahead of the Jazz for the, you know, the 10th spot and they're only three
games away from the Suns at the sixth spot.
So he's going to be in at least a play in game.
Yeah, he will.
Yeah.
Also, you don't need to worry about LeBron this
but the Celtics are basically already in big champions. I would love to play Lakers. Hey,
can I give you something that you could say that I didn't say because I was trying to be,
you know, nice and not do a LeBron hate thing because 40,000 points is insanely impressive
and I am actually like as a sports fan in awe of what LeBron has accomplished. He's actively
trying to get his coach fired. Well, no, I was going to give you a little stat
that you can just throw around that I didn't say.
I want credit for not saying it.
Not you.
LeBron James has 40,000 points.
He's led the league in scoring once.
Michael Jordan led the league in scoring 10 times.
Interesting.
I didn't say it though.
I did not say that stat.
So credit to me for not saying it,
but you can tell that to anyone else.
Also, just a little stat out there for everyone.
If Damar DeRozan scores 16,998 points next game, he'll have as many as LeBron.
That's pretty good.
So striking distance.
It could be a possibility.
He's right there.
Did you see what his son, Brani, is saying about his NBA prospects?
He's going to wait and see, right?
Well, he's not basing whether or not he wants to come out of college on his projected draft stock. He's based he's basing it on what teams are interested in.
So that's interesting. So I'm guessing that just means where his dad is going to end up.
Yes. That would make sense. I mean he is on a USC team that has been bad this year. Although
I might put a future on them to win the Pac 12. They're playing good ball right now. I watched the majority of the game on Saturday against Washington
and that Isaiah Collier is awesome. Took over that game. Not brownie. If brownie junior
had done what Isaiah Collier had done, it would have actually like taken away the limelight
of LeBron James is 40,000. Yeah. Because he was that good.
But yeah, we'll see. I mean, I.
Call me a sucker. Call me maybe soft
because I'm a father of three, but
I kind of want to see Brownie
beyond LeBron's team because it
would just be cool. Like I saw an
old clip the other day retreated
on my timeline of Ken Griffey,
Jr. hitting a home run and
Ken Griffey senior hitting a
home run right after. Yeah,
that's fucking awesome. Yeah,
they went back to back. I still
remember where I was when I saw that news. Like it's, it would be incredible to see LeBron yelling at his son on the same team.
It also would kind of suck to be Brani on a team with LeBron because everyone would look at you being like,
well, you're only here because your dad.
Your dad's the coach sucks so much.
Yeah, it would, he actually, Brani would finally realize like what it's like for every nepotism guy out there working at a corporate job being like
I'm here because my dad gave me. What's one of the best parts about getting to the UBA? I would
imagine you're 19, 20, 21 years old, you have millions of dollars of cash, you want to go and
party a little bit. Yeah. You don't want one around. He won't have millions of dollars of cash. Well,
he will because he's LeBron. Yeah, you don't you don't want your dad being around. Yeah. He's like that. Should I should I I would like to I'd like to podcast
long enough to podcast my son. There you go. I'll just have mom when he's like seven.
Yes. But yeah, it's an incredible performance. I mean, incredible career, incredible moment,
40,000 points. And you're right. PFT, what he is for the, for the sports
ecosystem is incredible because even this like 10 minute segment of sucking LeBron off,
there's going to be some AWLs are like, what the fuck? I thought this was a safe space.
Why are you guys doing this? Why are you betraying right now? And then the other ones are like,
you didn't say it enough. It will piss off people no matter what.
And that's what LeBron James does for us.
For everybody out there that's sick of us glazing LeBron,
here's I have one stat for LeBron for you guys.
LeBron James is the first player in NBA history
to score 40,000 points, who also sucks.
So there you go.
OK, boom.
Have that.
He stinks.
Yeah, but he's great. And then Caitlin Clark.
Yeah. Did it to Pete Marovitch who Pete Marovitch that was that was actually one of those moments
where it was incredible for Caitlin Clark. But you know, Caitlin Clark has done so much
for the women's college basketball game. It was nice to see Pete Marovitch get some flowers
where everyone went and looked up Pete Marovitch stats and they're like this dude had this
many points in three years and no three point line three point line the dude was a chucker he shot he shot the ball and he
was a great passer too but he took a lot of five assists a game he took he took a lot
of shots and he's got some great highlights too if you want to go back like every time
people are like oh if Kyrie Irving got in the same gym as Bob Coosie Coosie would just
spontaneously combust into flames Marovitch Marovitch could play a little bit Marovitch
could like give some of these guys run for their money. I do think that Victor Wimbenyama, like if
it would be funny to have James Naysmith like watch a video of him. Yeah. Well, if he did,
he'd be like, the rim needs to be 15 feet tall. Yeah. And also he would have been, he
only would have been able to watch half a season because if James Naysmith was still
alive, he would have died when he watched the All-Star game. Yeah. Like this is an abomination. Okay. What else do we got
in the sports world? I have some combine notes. I just wanted to congratulate Hank honestly
about winning the NBA finals this year. Oh yeah. Celtics win by 52. The game was over
in the first quarter. At the end of the first it was done. They want to guard you. It was
actually just dominant. It was crazy that it was I think it was 22 21 at one point
And then I looked back at the score. I was like wait the cells are up by 30
Yeah, how did this happen? And this is their third win this season of 50 or more points
No team has ever done that in history the NBA 11 in a row. Is this is this they have the championship or bus this year
Oh, yeah, it's been building to this Ben championship or boss, but it really is this year. Oh yeah. It's been building to this Ben championship or bus. But it really is this year. It has been championship or bus since the season started. I've said. Oh
no no but I'm saying like the past few seasons it's it's not been championship or bus. This
is the first year feels like okay the Celtics have been they've been to a final they've
been to some conference finals. You have to win it all this year. Yeah. If you don't it's
a failure. It's a bust. If there are no injuries and we don't win the championship, yeah.
And you have to get a Soul Patch, right?
Yeah.
Nope.
Yeah.
What about a cat named Soul Patch?
Nope.
Hmm.
Also,
When they win, I will shave my head.
Okay.
That's fair.
Jalen Brunson, I think, avoided catastrophic injury.
Yeah, so I was talking to Memes about this.
Why are you so upset about it, Piggie?
I like watching Jalen Brunson play basketball memes was
Despondent over this you were upset. I was I just said fuck that sucks like I listen the bulls suck
I don't want them to be even be in the play-in. I I get I love watching basketball. I
Start thinking about the NBA truly right after March Madness
Jalen Brunson is one of those guys that I love watching play basketball. The way he commands a game, the way he like can control a game from
the point guard position, he's a throwback. So I was legitimately bummed
when I saw that he was hurt and potentially out for the rest of the
year. I want to watch him play playoff basketball. The way that the play looked.
Sorry for, sorry for liking Jalen Brunson. I'm just asking, I just know
Vee's up. Vee's up. Right Max? Vee's up. Everybody was saying like I'm Vee's up.
It looked like it was a non-contact
injury and it looked like it was something real bad yeah real bad because it almost looked like he
heard it when he was taking off like he grabbed like his leg did a weird movement in midair he's
like oh fuck I'm hurt then he like falls down twice gets carried off the court everybody was like oh
shit this is an Achilles this is maybe I't know, ACL or some sort of fracture.
And then they say, oh, he's got a, he has a knee contusion.
So I told memes, I was like, that's good news memes.
It's good news that Jalen Brunson appears
to have avoided catastrophic injury,
but also kind of a bitch.
Kind of a bitch, because it's a fall down toys?
He's a tough guy.
To fall down toys?
He's a tough guy.
I've had some catastrophic foot injuries
and I haven't missed a podcast.
He's a dog.
Memes, are you okay now?
Do you think it's gonna be okay?
It would have been another Fleming curse.
Yeah, we're all the way back now.
Okay.
We're all the way back.
So he's fine.
He's fine.
I do.
I did type in Achilles right away
because it reminded me of Aaron Rodgers.
Yeah, I think he bumped knees on the screen.
And you know, I just love whenever the doctors
come out of the woodwork and be like,
oh, he just hit this nerve that makes your knee
like feel like it's dead for a minute.
It's a nerve, yeah.
Peronial or something.
According to me, he just hit this nerve
that I looked up 10 seconds ago and are now an expert on.
Is it a peronial?
I don't know.
A parochial nerve.
No, someone said peronial nerve.
I've learned all my science from injuries
and then finding out, googling the person's name instantly.
Yeah.
That's how I know about the human anatomy.
Yeah, so I guess he's OK.
He's probably not going to miss much time.
But at the moment, Nix fans were like, well, there it goes.
Yeah.
We were so happy, so excited. I mean, the Nix aren Knicks aren't gonna win they're not gonna go to the final or anything
because I just don't think they will but I want to see Jalen Brunson play playoff basketball
yeah because he is one of those dogs I want to see the garden play playoff basketball
yeah it was I went to a game last year was electric the Mecca um okay other things in
it well I I've I don't think I can make a future bet
on this because the price isn't great, but I just think the nugs are going to win again.
Yeah. It feels like it feels like it feels like they're just, it gets back to back. There's
a lot of fun stuff going on in the league right now. A lot of, a lot of teams that you
want to say can win the Clippers. The Clippers actually might be able to win. I'll tell you
why. Here's why the Clippers might be able to beat the Nuggets because tonight James Harden, I think he had four points. Yeah. When 0 for 10 shooting
vintage James Harden in the playoffs mode. Yeah. And they won. Okay. So maybe they're
they're learning how to win with playoff James in the regular season. The extent of the Clippers
discussion to just be like they got to stay healthy because they have all all the, they have all the health guys. Like their healthiest
guy, Russell Westbrook broke his hand. And they've got, that's the one guy you could,
could, you know, say he's not going to get hurt. They've got weird health guys too.
Yeah. Kauai with mystery injuries. Kauai just saying, Kauai just sitting on the bench and
they're like, yeah, he's out for the next three years, but we don't know why. Yeah.
He's unplugged right now. So he doesn't have battery, so he can't be in.
So, Yacauai, weird injury guy.
Paul George, I guess he says weird, yeah,
so he said weird injuries.
He's pretty healthy though.
I count him, when he is injured, it's usually in a weird way.
Yeah, and then James Harden,
who's sometimes just too fat to play.
It's injury laziness.
Injury laziness strip club. Yeah, no dog. No dog in them. No
dog. But if they can win with James Harden scoring four points, and I think their bench
was the part of the team that carried them tonight was looking at the box score. I think
that every starter had negative and plus minus and four out of the five guys were double digits
in minus. And so their bench came on.
So maybe the Clippers, maybe it's the Clippers here.
Okay, no, nuggets.
Hank, since we're doing NBA talk,
who scares you the most in the East?
Box, Pepev.
Yeah, not the Heat?
No, never.
What?
I mean, what happened last year?
Different team.
Okay. Never is ridiculous. It's a crazy thing to say about the heat
And they're not they're doing the same thing they do every year where they have not been good
Now they're starting to play well and it was like, oh, here they come
I'm not worried about the heat. I am worried about the bucks. Okay. Yeah, just because you honest at any point could physically decide
Hey, I'm bigger and stronger. I feel like we've just been robbed too
of getting to laugh at him,
beat running out of gas in the playoffs again.
Now he's gonna be back though.
Is he?
Yeah, I think so.
Max was excited about that.
I think he's gonna be back, but I don't know.
I feel like we've been robbed.
Like that's, it sucks.
Yeah, it kind of feels.
Well, once he realized he wasn't gonna get MVP,
he just kind of quit.
I mean, he got hurt. That's true. The game that he got hurt in there was never been a guy who was more hurt
playing that game. That's true. I saw Kirk Colesbury. The sixers won their last two games
two big two big wins. Do. Tyrese Max he's a beast. I saw Kirk Colesbury our good friend
had a graphic. We have a we have a MVP problem with Americans we don't win them MVPs anymore.
Is that true. We have not won an MVP this this decade since
2019 we haven't won an MVP and I don't know where our next MVP is coming from.
Tatem. Jason Tatum. Jason Tatum's got to step up.
Well, he's playing team basketball. He's not doing the you know, but if who would you yeah, who would you expect to win the next MVP?
Cooper Flag. Or Tatum.
Tatum should win. But Luca probably will because Luca has the
stats. Well and the European bias. Right. That's what I'm saying. The European bias.
In B it's in B it's Yokecich twice and Yanis. Yanis twice. So yeah we need to we need to
take back the MVP. How are we going to do this boys? Cooper flag. It's Cooper flag.
It's Cooper flag. The answer to every basketball problem is Cooper flag
It doesn't help that that the euros got an alien that's playing basketball in San Antonio
I know I would love to just somehow wipe the next two years of
Cooper playing at Duke out of my memory. Yeah, right now. I love Cooper
Yeah, I love Cooper flag
But he will get he'll get a weird haircut when he goes there and you're gonna hate his face
And he's gonna be on TV all the time and then he's gonna do something very Duke haircut when he goes there, and you're going to hate his face, and he's going to be on TV all the time, and then he's going to do something very Duke-like while
he's there.
Then the brotherhood is going to step in and defend him.
And he's going to get that stink.
J. Billis is going to stand on the table for him.
I wanted, oh man, I wanted it so bad last night for, even though I don't like Alabama
basketball, I wanted them to win and rush the court.
Because J. Billis was calling that game.
By the way, Hank, congrats to Kyle Philippalski.
I actually think we should take away Joe Flacco's
comeback player of the year.
Give it to Kyle Philippalski retroactively to go
from a catastrophic ankle knee soreness injury
just seven days ago and then do windmill dunks.
Like forget tomorrow, Hamlin.
Kyle Philippalski is the real the real story
take notes Taylor I mean he that was insane dude he's a hero he's a hero also
Sunday motivation I posted it's like the it's it's it's one thing to to have
something like that happen where it's like I think the doctor said he Kyle
football ski may never walk again and then just seven days later, he's windmill
dunking. It's just, I don't know. What's your crazy man?
I honestly think that that gives some hope to Hank for being able to dunk. If Kyle Filippowski
can battle back from that injury, Hank, you're basically fully healthy right now. Imagine
what you can do on this body. That's true. Maybe we should storm the court on Hank.
Oh, nobody out there Google what happened after the Clemson-Duke football game when Duke beat them.
Oh.
Nobody Google that and see what the fans did to the field.
Mmm.
I don't want people to look that up because it could have devastating consequences to Jay Bills.
Oh no. That would be bad. By the way way in college basketball. I told Max before this but I've done it again
I bet on Villanova 150 to one I
Looked at the prices
What's a what's a way I could win half a million dollars? Oh Villanova?
They probably won't even make the turn. Yeah, it's not true. They're minus 240 to make the oh, let's go. Okay. Make the tournament or the first four
What happens if they put or the first four?
What happens if they play Wisconsin?
They'll give me the first four.
Wisconsin's bad.
They think it's over.
I'm not even.
They've actually done me a favor of just getting it
to such a bad level where I'm.
Are they going to make the tournament?
Yeah, they still will.
They're actually, I think, one of eight teams in the country
to not.
Well, they probably don't have a winning record anymore
in quad one and two. They don't have any quad three or four losses. So not too shabby. I'm no quad
three, four losses, baby. I love the quad system when it works in your favor because it's basically,
I was like, how is Michigan not a quad three or four loss? If it's away, the team, if you
play away, the team has to be ranked like outside of like 250 net ranking,
which is hard to do. That's very hard. So, so I'm just going to be, I'm going to just
fucking banging the table for the quads. I'm all on board with the Tennessee volunteers.
You're really good. I'm officially all in. They've got an impressive
win by them. And it was too impressive wins back to back.
Auburn and Alabama. Yeah, Auburn's not, I don't, but they still
got as much of a Alabama at home is a fucking Alabama. Yeah, Auburn's not I don't but they still got as much of a
Alabama at home is a fucking beast. They still came from behind against Auburn
and then they came from behind against Alabama. Then they have
South Carolina, which is gonna be tough and then Kentucky, which is gonna be they're ending the SEC schedule like the hardest that you can do
Oh, it's gonna be awesome. And I'm gonna bet the over and it's gonna be great. And I think
I think Rick Barnes. I think this is the year for Rick Barnes. This is the year. Ricky B.
Yeah we're getting ready for March. It feels good. It feels real good. Okay
anything else in basketball. I had a couple combine notes that I wanted to
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terms apply. Okay. Combine notes. Here's what I have for you. J.J. McCarthy missed a lot
of throws. Yeah. J.J. McCarthy is that one guy. There's always one dude every single year
that the further away they get from playing football,
the better of a football player they become.
JJ McCarthy isn't now being talked about
going into top five.
Yeah.
Top six.
Even though he then went and missed a lot of throws.
Even though it doesn't matter.
Doesn't matter.
Doesn't matter because the tape,
you can throw the tape out,
forget the system he played in college.
What you saw at the Combine, throw that out out they just think that he's got the skill set it's it's it's work to his advantage that
he wasn't asked to do a ton at Michigan because what he was asked to do he did very very well
and they won a lot of games in a national title my what I'm putting a lot of stock in
this year is the footage that's coming out of the players practicing warming up in the
hallways of Michael Pennix Michael Pennix was thrown dimes. JJ McCarthy was thrown
to Blake Corum and thrown absolute seeds to him. So I feel like that is the new like
the scouts are behind the scenes watching them warm up in the hotel lobbies. Yes. Like
this guy's got all the tools. Okay, so that yeah, I agree with you that there. Although
the couple throws I saw were there was two throws that he
would though he was just like air mailed it and just missed a guy on an easy 15 yard out.
The next note I had, this is a really dumb thought because we watch college football all year.
We know these guys, then they come out and they do the combine and we have to remember,
I think Pete Prisco put it perfectly the tape the tape the tape the tape
Uh-huh. You got to watch the tape
Joe Milton's a franchise quarterback. Yeah, that fucking throw was so awesome
Yeah, I said if I'm a GM, I'm drafting this guy one one overall
And that's the thing with Joe Milton is like you will fall all you need to know about Joe Milton and the most impressive tape out
There besides this one pass that he had today
Which was like 75 yards?
Half a step into it and he said like he was like bang yeah
Go back and watch Joe Milton before the orange bowl before last season's orange bowl
It's Tennessee against Clemson. It's the orange just orange bowl ever
They asked Joe to throw an orange as far as he could. He threw an orange 106 yards.
Yeah.
That's the only stat that I need.
This man can throw fruit farther than anybody else
that's ever lived.
Give me that guy.
He can't throw for fucking,
you got no chance to complete a pass 20 yards and in.
But holy shit, if he's gotta throw it 70 yards,
he's your guy.
Why wouldn't a team,
because now don't we have the expanded rosters with the
Quarterbacks? Why wouldn't you take Joe Milton to be like he's just our designated Hail Mary guy?
He's our third down quarterback. Yeah, like air it out worst case scenario. You just punted the ball 77 yards
I want him to be good so bad
But I've watched so much Joe Milton both at Michigan and Tennessee to know that that's not the case
But still when he throws that ball like he did at the combine. I'm like this fucking guy
Rocks. Yes, and he has it if if football was played with an orange Joe Milton would be the best person to ever step on a
No one would see it coming if you took Joe bears. I don't want you to do this, but
No one would see it coming. Just take you'd sneak attack the whole league if we took Joe Milton number one and his names bazooka Joe
Yeah, Joe Milton rocks. I want to see him in the league. I want to see him
Fuck it. Just like have it if your team's not gonna be very good
Just have him tank for you, but at least he's gonna throw some bombs. Yeah, it'd be fun
Xavier worthy broke the record for four two one forty. That was pretty cool
It was very cool. Yeah, fast. John Brown was the guy that had the record beforehand,
I believe was it right? I think it was John Brown from the Giants and he John
Ross, John Ross, John Ross from from University of Washington.
That's right. I was that's another one where I'm like, how can you not draft that
guy? Yeah, John Brown run everyone did the Harper's Ferry raid. Very close guys.
So I again, I see that guy run.
And I think to myself, well, there's two teams
that are going to get them.
One very easy, the Raiders.
Yep.
It's going to be the Ouija board
that they keep in the war room.
They're going to ask Al Davis who to draft.
And it's going to say Xavier.
The second team, the chiefs, you know, the chiefs are going to get a guy like that. And the and we're going to say Xavier. The second team, the Chiefs.
You know the Chiefs are going to get a guy like that.
And we're going to be like, how did we
let that guy go to the Chiefs?
Yeah.
And for Xavier worthy, it's the difference
between being out of the league in three years
or winning four Super Bowls and everyone saying
you're one of the best receivers ever.
Yeah.
That's all that that is.
Like get a Chiefs.
No pressure, Xavier worthy.
Get a Chiefs tattoo right now tattooed on your forehead so the Raiders don't take you.
Get have arch or Archie Manning legally adopt you and then have him hold the league, you
know, hostage and be like, we're only going to the chiefs. We're going to the chiefs.
Going to the chiefs. There's a couple other big things that happened
at the combine this weekend. The first was Tyler Owens. Yeah. From Texas Tech. So he said that he doesn't believe in space. I don't believe in space.
I'm real religious so I think we're alone right now. I don't think there's other planets and
other stuff like that. I don't believe in Tyler Owens because I watched this clip and he had a
smirk on his face. He knew what he was doing. And it felt like he knew what he was doing because
now we're talking about Tyler Owens and he was being talked about when he said it. I'm on
to you Tyler Owens. I don't believe in you. So the fact that he- Motherfuckers not real.
So he goes on to explain, I used to believe in the heliocentric thing. Like we used to
revolve around the sun and stuff. He must be in Ryan Russell podcast listener.
So the fact that he said, the fact that he knew the word heliocentric and used it correctly tells me he actually knows what space is and he
believes in it.
That's NBA though.
He might be an NBA fan.
What do you mean?
That's a lot a lot of NBA.
Oh, he was talking about Helio heliocentric basketball like
Luca is a heliocentric basketball player where it all revolves
around him.
But he defined it.
He said like we used to revolve around the sun and stuff.
And then the rest
And Luca and then I started seeing flat earth stuff and I was like that's kind of interesting and they started bringing up some valid points
Yeah, so I don't know I actually think it it's not a bad thing to say that you don't believe in space
You don't believe in in the round earth theory if you want to get a free ride on a rocket ship because there's always one guy
Where NASA's like yeah, fuck you will show you yeah, if you want to get a free ride on a rocket ship. Because there's always one guy where NASA's like,
Yeah, fuck you, we'll show you. We'll take you up to space and you can get a look at it.
Like yeah, you know what? I also believe that space is fake NASA.
Help me prove myself wrong.
But like you and Xavier were the, usually the guys who say they don't believe in space
or scared of heights and don't want to go there.
That's not true. It's a completely different scenario.
Not afraid of flying, not afraid of
being inside of a tall building. I just don't like being out in the open.
You don't think you'd get a little fucked up looking out at space? No, I don't
think the difference in between being 5'10", which I am, and being
like 6' tall is big enough to have an impact of me being 70,000 feet above
the floor. I don't know man. I saw you on the Empire State Building.
I know.
And every time I think about it, I start to sweat.
So I went out and I got the Apple Vision Pro,
which I might return because there's really
no real reason to use it.
Yeah.
Can I just say this?
And I know this isn't like, this isn't why you bought it.
But I think that anyone who buys the Apple Vision Pro,
who's not a nerd is a porn
guy. You can't watch porn on it. That's the thing though.
Allegedly. Nice. You're smart. Smart to say it that way.
Look it up. Look it up. It was like all anybody wrote about before the Apple Vision Pro came
out. I'm sure and you haven't found a way through it.
You can't watch porn. I've put it on three times. One time I watched the-
Porn or? Oh. No, no, no, no. Non porn. I've watched
the Patriots documentary on it and I sat in the middle of Joshua Tree and it was an outstanding immersive experience
And the other the second one that I did they have like an immersive
Highline walking video that you can be in we're like above the fjords in Norway and you look down into the sides and shit
You know that fucked me up, and I was like I'm taking this back
Yeah, bring it in.
I want to see it.
I don't have flight simulators on there.
Not yet.
No.
That's what I asked.
I bought it.
And then after the person handed it to me,
I was like, these things got flight sims on there yet?
And he was like, no, but there's a lot of exciting new apps
that will be coming out soon.
Can you bring it in so I can just test it out?
See if you can watch porn on it.
Yeah, I'm gonna, I'll find a way to watch porn.
Okay.
Absolutely.
Go back door on it. Yeah, yeah, no, I got, listen, we got you can watch porn on. Yeah, I'm gonna I'll find a way to watch. Okay. Absolutely. Go back door on it. Yeah, no, I got listen, we got ways to watch porn on this that
all all technology advances are led by porn. That's a fact. It is a fact. So or find a way or the
NBA that tries to bring back 3d basketball games every single year and everyone's like this sucks.
The problem with with a vision pro is anytime you wear wear it you just you're an absolute nerd. It's the most
anti-social thing that you can ever do because you just put it on and then
you sit down and I'm like making pinching motions and dragging stuff around
jerking off and Blake sitting next to me on the couch like what the fuck are you
doing? Yeah it looks like you're just is there something flying around the room?
Yeah. So he hates it so I'm probably gonna take it back Okay, we were oh we were still in come. Yeah, I got another combine. Yeah, Tyler Owens. Yeah, I didn't
He says that he keeps his hands strong by massaging cows
So he works on a farm pervert and he'll just massage a cow's back for hours on end to strengthen his hands up
What happened to the good old rice bucket? I don't know if this is a new rice bucket and then the leather bucket. Yeah. And then
we also had the Wyoming guy with the mullet who ran like a 5040, which is awesome. Blimey
man. He looks cool. Yeah. That's how I would if I was a NFL GM, I would only I wouldn't
watch any of the tape. I'd just watch the combine. I'd have the Wyoming guy blocking
for Joe Milton throwing it to Xavier
Worthy. Super Bowl. Tell me how you stopped that. How do you stop that? That's a, that's
a championship team. Uh, okay. Speaking of championship teams, Henry. Yep. So dynasty.
We have been watching the Patriots documentary. It's six episodes in the last two episodes were Tom Brady's 2008 ACL and
then Aaron Hernandez. Before you give us your number one Patriot of all time. Actually,
just give it to us. Brady. Okay. That was great. This documentary, I think it's having
the reverse effect that Robert Kraft thought it was gonna have he
He it he planned this documentary to get into the Hall of Fame and it's so clearly slanted towards Robert Kraft
But it's so so slanted towards Robert Kraft that it's completely making me hate Robert Kraft and unnecessarily like they're going over the top to
slant it
They blamed Aaron Hernandez on Bill Belichick
Yeah, And basically made
it like Robert Kraft was trying to save him. One piece that was crazy that like glossed over.
Robert Kraft telling the story about how after Aaron Hernandez had killed Odin Lloyd, he
went into the, uh, the locker room and saw him working out Aaron Hernandez and was like,
tell me if you did it, if you did it, we'll find the best lawyer in the world.
He was basically like, just let me know
that your murderer will defend you.
Well, he said, Aaron, tell me did you do it?
Because if you did it and you had a really good reason
to do it, then I trust you and I'll get you
the best defense attorney possible to get you off.
Right, and-
That's crazy!
So he was, and then he was upset with Aaron
when Aaron lied to him about being in like Rhode Island
the day of it, but it was very clearly like Robert Kraft
was very close with Aaron Hernandez the entire time.
And when they talk about the trade
that Aaron wanted from Belichick
and he wanted to go to the West Coast
and Belichick said no, they definitely pointed at that
and said, Bill Belichick is responsible
for like the murder of
Guy basically said that which is crazy because Aaron has already committed a murder to double double murder allegedly
He well, he's not guilty though. Yeah, that's true. He did that shit
He did that and Bill Belichick did what every NFL coach in the in the league would have done being like why would I trade this?
Incredible tight end that we drafted who has been like just ripping in the league would have done being like why would I trade this incredible tight end that we drafted who has been like
Just ripping up the league. He's three years into his career and I told him do you need help?
Do you need the personal security? He said no, I want to trade. Why would you trade him if he's gonna be vague about it?
so that this entire documentary though is like
Robert Kraft trying to basically take all the credit for the Patriot
success holding Bill Belichick hostage in these interviews because he was like I'm not talking
about this. I can't even believe Bill Belichick sat down for this. He's got to be mad. There's no way
that but I don't have so they're coming out the way he thought they're going to who Belichick
or Kraft. Oh no. I think Belichick knows exactly how these were going to come across. I think he knows when he sat down that it was going to be a
Robert Kraft spin zone. And I think he banked on people having a brain in their skull like
us and Washington being like, what is Robert Kraft doing? Do you think that Bill Bellachek
would have ever sat down for these interviews if they had filmed them after the season was
over and after he was no longer the coach because I don't think he would have. I think
that probably not. I think they filmed it obviously when
he was the coach and Robert Kraft was like hey I want you to sit down for
this interview he was like okay but it's so over the top slanted towards Robert
Kraft that everyone is watching it being like this is clearly like almost
propaganda at this point and I don't believe it and they're not letting
Belichick like Belichick was smart actually how he did it.
He's just not, he's participating in the fact
that he's sitting there,
but he's not actually participating in any of it
because he's just giving non-answers
and he's letting the world decide
and the world is deciding that they're just basically
doing a hit piece on Bill Belichick.
Yeah, he's there to talk football.
They're not really showing a lot of right. Right. Last two episodes
have had like no football because whatsoever who who is responsible for
the football success is Bill Belichick and Tom Brady. Robert Kraft is
responsible for the organization. So they've basically been like, let's do
a documentary about Robert Kraft and call it Patriots Dynasty. And they
basically did the whole Mack Castle episode to be like, yeah, Bill Belichick
was a good coach. He got them, you know, to 11 and five just so they could
absolutely rip them down in
the next one.
Right.
Yeah.
The whole thing is we'll hold Mac like that.
Mac Castle episode.
It's a it's called dynasty like good season, whatever, 11 and five.
They didn't even make the playoffs in the 20 year dynasty run.
That was one of a few seasons to not make the playoffs.
Why highlight an entire episode on that?
Well, so the only thing I'll say about
that is you can't do the entire documentary just being like we won and then we won again
and then we won again just because it's not that interesting. You have to show the low
points but you're doing two Super Bowls in 10 minutes and then they did a full episode
on that castle. I agree. I'm Aaron Hernandez. I agree. They didn't show any of the run up
of them getting back to the Super Bowl against the Giants. No, it was like blah blah blah the Giants beat us again in the Super Bowl.
Right. Also crazy part with the Matt Castel. Miss Fieldgold in the ASC Championship. But
that Ravens game was crazy. There was a lot of crazy games in in those seasons. They did
show some good football. I take it I take it back. They showed some good football in the
Matt Castel episode. There was some interesting stuff about how they used him in a different way than they used
Tom Brady but one of the craziest parts that I never knew when Tom Brady
towards ACL yes he tried to come back and play he goes out on the practice
field he's like fuck it just taped my knee up I'm gonna play an entire season
on a torn ACL yes and then the training staff had to pull him aside and be like
Tom you cannot do this that was not but they go to show you like Tom Brady was definitely thinking I I could very easily lose my job due to this
And yeah, the same way that blood so lost his to mine
But crazy that he like went out there. He showed up to work the next week like no, I'm still the quarterback tape it up
Yeah, no, that was that was nuts
I thought the same thing I was like that's insane that he tried to do it. But Hank, like you can't do the documentary and just show
the good stuff, but I agree. They just don't, they've slanted it so far to just the bad stuff
and just the bad Bella check stuff where it's like spy, like it's been four over two volts
every little football spy gate. Bill Belichick basically was holding Aaron Hernandez hand when he shot Odin Lloyd like it's crazy
It's I think it's having the reverse effect though
I think anyone who's watching it who's who's watching it with like just unbiased perspective
I'm watching it and being like this is so slanted towards Robert Kraft. He looks like a dick
I think I think they're gonna they're gonna yada yada yada the second dynasty too and then focus on the Bella check.
Paralympic. It's gonna get a lot. Yeah.
But you can see. Hold on. I'll look it up.
Well, the the one of the thumbnails is Bella check and
it says like Bella check. Everyone's mad because
Bella check, you know, keeps a player out of a big game,
which leads to Malcolm Butler. But like like how are they gonna talk about that?
I don't know. I don't know how they're gonna address that but 28 to 3 is gonna have an entire episode.
Alright, so here the-
Probably not. They're probably gonna be like, and the Patriots came back 28 to 3.
That would actually- that'd be very funny if they were doing a story about the dynasty of the Patriots
and they spent like 30 seconds on that football game.
So episode 7 is Deflate Gate. It's under pressure and it says it's basically deflate gate. Episode eight is scored a settle with Jimmy Garoppolo nipping at his
heels and a coach that may not have his back. Brady stage is one of the greatest comebacks
in sports history. So that's going to be Brady versus Belichick.
Breaking point is tensions boil over when Belichick makes a questionable decision on the biggest
stage. That's Malcolm Butler end game after a decade long run the dynasty crumble. So yeah, this is just this is just no pro Bella check whatsoever. No Malcolm Butler like because
it's it's again it's deflate gate Jimmy Garoppolo uh uh Bella check benching Malcolm Butler and then
the end of the dynasty. So I think that most people that understand the complexities behind how the
documentary was set up would probably take that same point of view. But I think 99% of
people that watch it are just gonna be like, wow, Belichick's real dick because they don't
understand that it's like a Robert Kraft documentary. I think no, like an unbiased
viewer that does not have any idea how this whole thing was set up. Yes, watch it. And
they're, I don't know, dude.
That Aaron Hernandez one.
That's when it flipped for me.
But he comes off as such a dick
because he's not answering the questions
and he's basically saying,
like I don't want to talk about any of the things
that you're discussing in the documentary.
People that don't know how this interview was set up
and how like the dynamics behind Kraft and Belichick
are gonna watch it be like, yeah, coach is just a dick.
Yeah, but these are NFL fans. A dick and a murder. Yeah, but these are NFL fans. They know who Belichick are gonna watch it be like, yeah, coach is just a dick. Yeah, but these are NFL fans. The NFL are a dick and a murderer.
Yeah, but these are NFL fans.
They know who Belichick is.
I just, maybe we're, maybe because we cover the NFL
and we know all these stories so well,
but I just, I just watch it and I'm like,
that Aaron Hernandez episode was crazy to me.
Yeah. It was crazy.
If you're gonna call one coach a murderer,
it should be Urban Meyer.
Yeah. In that situation. And they kind of glossed over that. They did. They did. There were like three
things that happened to Aaron when he was at Florida that they did not discuss. Yeah,
they had a fixer. They had a fixer. They brought up a fixer basically saying we had a lawyer that
would just pay people off to drop charges. Yeah. Yeah. Who's your honorable mention?
Aaron Hernandez. Oh. If they're going to give him a full episode. Yeah, well, I also want to work rock like they're like rock got drafted
The story of grunt getting in trouble within five minutes. It's great
That is funny. Yeah, because he was dancing on the stage too long and I already got get off even even the draft shots
Where it's like they they're making sure that Robert Kraft's in all of these videos
It's just crazy to me Ernie Adams by the way is a star of it
Oh, because every time he opens his mouth is great for sure the star
Well, he also said the Seattle thing like that no one else said we should have traded him just the Seattle Seahawks
I remember that threw that in there
I remember that story though when it was happening might have been happening didn't don't you remember that story was happening
I mean, I'll never forget the, when we were with Zoltan Mesko.
Yeah, we were with Zoltan Mesko every single time.
The day that Aaron Hernandez got arrested.
Well, like the helicopter.
We were filming a picture in the white shirt and orange shorts.
We were filming a punt video, not too far from Foxboro.
Nope.
And we saw the helicopter in there.
We saw the helicopter and we're like, hey, is Aaron Hernandez?
Like, because obviously it was leading up to it.
He was, he had been questioning all that stuff and he just was like, yeah, that dude's pretty crazy.
Like, I mean, even the Wes Welker story.
Yeah.
Like, everyone in the locker room knew.
Yeah.
Wes Welker being like, he's going to say some fucked up shit.
Just ignore it.
He's going to, he's going to stand up and like jack off at his own locker.
He's going to say the most outlandish shit.
I wanted more examples of like, what's the weird over the line stuff that he was saying at the time that everybody knew
But the on branch even said when he was like I I should have known like yeah
It seems like Aaron Hernandez was basically talking about what are you doing people in the locker room?
But that should have been everyone in the locker room knew like like Zoltan Mesko did not blink
Yeah, but that the thing is not every not every guy who has issues ends up being a murderer, but this happens in every
locker room in America because it's if a guy is that good he gets excused for
things. It's like well he's weird but he scores touchdowns. I'd also like to take
this opportunity to educate our audience about something. If you did watch the
documentary you were misled about a pretty significant fact that we want to correct here. They said that Aaron Hernandez was the first serial
killer in the history of the NFL. That's not true. That's not true. There was a man by
the name of Randall Woodfield that played for who? The Green Bay Packers played for
the Green Bay Packers. I believe in the seventies. He's also known as the i5 killer. He killed they suspect up to 41 people. Wow
And that's all on the hands of the Packers for every owner. He killed 41 people for the Packers
He killed 41 people. He was the packer. He was a packer. I don't know if that was his job at the time
If it sounds like he was working roster spot. Yeah was knife. Yeah, but he killed up to 41 people and
Yeah, so he is the only
serial killer in the history of the NFL because Hernandez's convictions got vacated because he was appealing them when he offed himself. Yeah
Bad guy for sure Aaron Hernandez. Oh, this is a string sentence the rookie symposium when Chris. Oh, yeah
Yeah, you guys are smoking that cushion gonna keep smoking that
Cush, you know, hell yeah. Yeah, that was kind of funny
It's always funny to just looking back ten years and he was like sitting next to the house
He brothers like 15 years ago in America if you smoked weed people be like you might kill somebody. Yeah, yeah
They I think that was the Chris Carter fall guy symposium.
Yeah.
He got under a lot of shit for being like,
you should have a fall guy.
They should have probably showed that part.
Aaron Hernandez, they should have showed
Chris Carter saying that and Aaron Hernandez
sleeping during it.
Mm-hmm.
And like, well, we didn't have a fall guy.
Yeah, that Boston Globe guys, unbelievable,
unbelievable, like shocking quote.
The guy that, he was the one that said
Belichick
basically murdered.
Yeah.
And Robert Kraft being like,
we let down the whole community,
like basically trying to, he, they set it up so perfectly,
like Belichick killed him and then Robert Kraft
apologizing to everybody.
And Jonathan Kraft being like,
I couldn't wait, I had to cut him.
Yeah.
Like, okay, this is crazy.
The whole thing, that was nuts. Okay, let's get
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Okay Hank, your who's back of the week.
My who's back of the week is March.
It is. Yeah.
This is March.
13 years ago.
Yup. I had this too.
I had his engagement party in March.
I was unable to attend.
He was angry and the relationship was never the same,
but I always felt that he wasn't truly a great guy.
Then, Kemba Walker happened.
Life always has a way of working itself out.
Yeah, that is from John Rostine.
I had that as well on my who's back.
I'm gonna say something crazy. I mean, I think John Rostine. I had that as well on my who's back. I'm gonna say something crazy.
I mean, I think John Rostine is right here. Engagement party is a joke. For guys. For
guys? Yeah. That's a fucking joke. Is an engagement party just for like a guy or a girl? I would
assume it's for both of them, right? You have a wedding. Yeah. Yeah, that's so optional.
Engagement party is the most optional thing in the world.
The engagement party is a fucking bullshit thing
that no one should even have or be invited to.
John Rostin deserves credit here.
He made the right choice.
Kemba Walker happened.
Why are you shaking your head, Max?
I'm not. I'm not.
Okay. Yeah.
Cause you thought, yeah, you agree. Engagement parties are a joke. Yeah. No, I don't care'm not okay. Yeah, cuz yeah, you agree get engagement parties are a joke
Yeah, no, I don't care about a new engagement party. No one should it's just another way for the bride to be to show off
To all our friends who aren't engaged yet. Look, I got one and get gifts
Yeah, you get a party is like if someone gets engaged you tell all your friends around let's go to a bar
Let's yes, let's let's have you go out for beer
I think that's it and if someone doesn't show up
Especially John Ross Dean who has to work for March although this might have been before he was working in college basketball either way
Engagement party bullshit. I stand with John Ross Dean people were roasting him
That was just a very John Ross Dean thing to say. Yeah, did you expect John Rothstein to attend your engagement party during March?
Yeah, this guy I'm gonna go one further this John Rothstein was right. This guy's a fucking schmuck
He's a schmuck. What did he say? I never had a good feeling about the guy
What do you say? I never thought he was I never thought he I always felt that he wasn't truly a great
Because he didn't respect college basketball
Imagine imagine being that guy reading that tweet being like what the fuck? Yeah dude an engagement party if you're a guy
are you there's no chance you're asking your friends with a straight face hey
would you want to come to my engage in March? In March? Conference Championship
week. But Max is right and per usual I've always said that about Max he's got
great taste and things you invite your boys to go out for like some beers and
then you have a good time
Yeah, this is John Rostine was 100% right and I
Like the replies that were great
The first reply was I divorced my wife so I could watch March Madness best decision
I ever made wives are temporary marches forever. Mm-hmm fact
It is March it's fucking March. It's very March right now. It's so much like May in Chicago.
This is the most March that's ever been. And it rocks.
The other one. My wife went into labor right when the Thursday first round games tipped
off in 2019. I told her I was busy watching March. Luckily her boyfriend was able to drive
to the hospital. LSU Yale was more important. Yep.
Yep.
This is March.
You should just lie and say every year that you got to vasectomy during March.
It's like it's a yearly thing.
You have to get it re-upped so I can't leave my couch.
This is March.
Okay.
P.A.T.
My who's back of the week is artificial intelligence in the NFL.
So there is a potential rule change that's going to be Maybe as early as next year, but probably the year after that
The NFL in a few different games has been experimenting with measuring down in distance
Using the Hawkeye technology that they use for tennis. Okay, meaning the chain gangs will be no more and I don't like it
I don't like it at all and I'll tell you why people are always like
Oh, we're measuring like this billion dollar industry with a chain
and sticks held by old retired guys on the sideline.
Yeah, that's part of why it rocks.
It's kind of cool that we have a fucking chain
that they have to sprint out onto the field
and look because here's what makes it cool.
If you have a rooting interest in that game
and they bring the chain gang out there,
it's like another play that happens that you get to celebrate when they're a little bit
short if you're on defense you get that bump you get that extra crowd boost you
just you freak out on your couch and you off the TV yeah fuck yeah we stopped you
bitch yeah get excited about that shit and if you make the first down that's
like another play that you just got a first down on couldn't be more if it's
all Hawkeye technology sometimes the technology is too good to the point where you don't it feels like you're not watching human beings
play sport anymore. Yeah, I mean, I've said this a million times.
I'll say it again. If you put AI into sports and you make robot umps and robot referees,
you are depriving men of somewhere between 50 and 75%
of the conversations they have with each other.
You can't do that.
The world will crumble.
If we can't complain about the refs,
what the fuck are we gonna talk about?
Nothing.
Yeah, and the chain gang thing is like,
people always get upset.
Like, I can't believe we got that bad spot.
We got the chains coming out
and we're still using this technology.
Yeah, we are, and it's awesome.
And I understand that it's something
that you want to complain about
if your team doesn't get a first down
where you think that you should get a first down.
But it's fun.
This is one of the things that makes sports fun.
Think about a world where your team loses
a huge massive game and you can't go online afterwards
and share a bunch of screenshots for weeks and weeks
and weeks showing how your team was actually held more than them or this call was
wrong. That's not a world I want to live in. That's how we cope as men. Well we
have to have a coping mechanism when things don't go our way. You don't say
well my team is bad. You say well the ref screwed us. We're also gonna have to
look into the histories behind the people that work for the Hawkeye
technology because people be like oh they grew up in Boston.
They're a Patriots fan. Oh, they grew up in in like Charlotte, North Carolina. They're
a Panthers fan and they're going to use that to explain why they're their best.
David Tepper's funded them that we can. Yeah. David, maybe this guy worked for a company
that David Tepper bought out and then bulldozed to the ground at some point. Yep. They've
got a beef against David Tepper. Did you see the new kickoff rules they're throwing out there?
They're going to do the XFL it sounds.
Sam Schwartzstein.
Yeah, they're going to do the same.
I actually like it.
We should call that the Sam rule.
It's the Sam rule.
So from what I understand, well, I don't like the onside kick thing where you can only do
it when you're down and you have to declare that you're doing it.
I don't mind it because you're allowed to, they're bringing back being allowed to overload which side of the field you have players on which is why we haven't had any
onside kick recoveries in like the last two years it feels like. But the sneak attack
onside kick is awesome. It is fun. Yeah. It's we shouldn't take that away. The new kickoff
rule though I like it's essentially if I understand it correctly the kickoff team is kicking from
the 40 you have to kick it any touch touch back is the 35. If it lands
in the end zone, it's a 35. If it lands between I want to say the 35 and the goal line and
then rolls into the end zone, it's a 20 yard touch. Right. So you want kickers to land
the ball in the field of play and then have it rolling. Yeah, and they're they're basically
essentially trying to get kickoff returns back in the game, but less violent. So there's less, there, it's not, you know, 60 yards of guys running at
each other. It's, you know, 30 yards of guys running at each other and teams will have
an incentive to run it back more so that they, yeah, I'm in for it.
Yeah. I'm in for that. And I like what they're doing to the onside kick, except I agree.
I think you should be allowed to sneak attack. You have to be able to sneak attack.
Okay. My who's back of the week is Sydney Sweeney.
She was on SNL.
Yeah. She was great.
She was really good.
I saw her thanking everyone.
People are saying is Sydney Sweeney bringing back tits?
Were they ever gone?
Well, there's been, I don't know.
What would you say?
A decade run where asses have been number one?
Max hates tits.
He does.
He hates fucking them.
He hates looking at them.
But people are saying Sydney Sweeney might be,
she might, we might look back in history and be like,
when did tits come back?
Sydney Sweeney.
I also love the fact that there was a nutritionist online
that tried to take credit for Sydney Sweeney's diet.
And Sydney Sweeney had to be like,
I've never met this woman before.
Yeah.
Don't listen to her.
Her diet is not what we're all thinking of.
If there was a diet that made that happen,
then that would be something special.
Yeah.
But I don't think anyone's concerned about her diet.
Yeah.
I saw a great meme.
It was like, they fill us with garbage
and it was like all the milk products
that we get given now.
And then they give us solutions and it's like soy milk and everything and
Then it says they deprive us of what we need and it's just Sydney's
I looked at some of those tweets today and
An insane a preposterous number of bookmarked on any Sydney's Sweeney post ever. I mean I have a couple bookmarked
Yeah, they're um, they're highly're highly if you're looking for bookmarked
engagement I highly recommend posting Cindy Sweeney. Let me see where's that one that I
bookmarked. What is the purpose of bookmarking something? For this exact reason.
Oh my god.
Why don't you just smash the like button? Well, because then you have to scroll back much farther.
OK, so bookmark is like a super like.
Yeah.
It's a super secret like.
Yeah, my bookmarks are very funny.
It's Sidney Sweeney.
It's Lyons head coach Dan Campbell on his fourth down
decisions.
Oh, this one hurts.
Wisconsin won't make it to the Sweet 16 this year.
I'll delete my Twitter if they do that.
I'm going to unbookmark because I won't need to go back to that
That's a Dan Hurley clip and that's about it. Yeah, okay all my bookmarks are when I get into a bookmark battle with Hank
Hank. Oh, here's one Hank. Who's Aiden Ross?
Streamer. Why the fuck is he in the news every day?
explain it to Hank. Hank hot in the streets. He came up playing NBA 2K,
and then he started doing, like, IRL streams,
having rappers over his house doing freestyles,
went SuperViral doing that.
Okay.
Signed a big deal with Kick.
Okay.
Is a partial...
They don't know what that is.
It's a rival streaming service with Twitch, Rumble,
YouTube, all the, it's one of those.
Signed a big deal with them.
He's a part like owner of the entire platform.
So he's also helping get other kick creators on there.
I think he has an army of people that make clips for him.
So his clips go everywhere.
But he's like, I feel like he's always in beef
or getting scammed or something. he got scammed by 21 Savage he got scammed by playboy Cardi
that's kind of a thing that he does like he does he's he's had a lot of his success doing
streams with rappers but then it's kind of blown up and he's gone scammed a couple
times but for him getting scammed also plays because it's like yeah that's all I see it's
all it's views scammed every other, because it's like... That's all I see. It's all its views.
You get scammed every other day.
He gets like 100,000 people watching him.
Okay.
I'm looking back through my bookmarks right now.
How can I possibly have bookmarks that happened in 2021?
The bookmark wasn't around then, right?
I don't know.
Maybe it was.
Because my first bookmark is...
I think it was.
It wasn't an Elon thing.
Is AJ Titties saying, babe, what the fuck does bonk mean there you go that's a bookmarks and I bookmarked it there's
treasures become like a minefield I don't know what the bots have become so
good so you just don't know if they're real or not they're all they're all like
AI yeah they're like repeating things that you say, but in a way that you think it's a real reply.
Yeah. I saw this one guy who was like, man, the engagement on the size off the charts.
How awesome is this? He was just scrolling through Twitter and then clicking reply and
had an AI button next to it. And it would just generate a reply and he did that for
like 30 seconds. So he's like, isn't this cool? And everyone's like, no dude, you're
you're actively killing the internet. Yeah, what the hell?
It's a minefield, what do you got Hank?
You got some of your bookmarks?
Matthew Stafford is six and two against the spread
as a visitor on Monday Night Football.
And then my other one is.
This is good, this is guys read their bookmarks.
If you dunk a basketball, I'll name
my first born Henry Lockwood Rosear.
I don't care what my baby mama say,
I'll sign that motherfucker while she got a commission.
I like that.
That's good.
Oh wait, this one, oh I have one,
five workouts for bigger biceps.
I'm gonna use that at some point.
How to last longer before ejaculating tips
on how to last longer in bed.
That's from 2011.
Oh, that's when the tweet was.
Kegel training to stop ejaculating fast in two weeks. Is that like guy something? Yeah, they're like men's health
I get a lot of those. Yeah
15 minute dumbbell arms workout to build muscles
Okay, have you been doing the treadmill and watching games? Uh, no I
Have four TVs in my gym though. So that's good. That's sick
I'm gonna start doing it. It was so nice outside. I do like you can have the nicest home gym and you just look outside
You're like if I work out, I should be working out outside. Then you just never work out
I'm focused on diet right now Donny's been cooking me meals. Just trying to eat clean
We'll work we'll work out when we get when out when we lose some pounds, okay?
Speaking of this interview coming up,
I have a bookmark from Hank Lockwood
sent on February 1st, 2024,
when Schefter announced that the commanders
are hiring Dan Quinn that just says,
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
I'm glad you thought that was so funny, Hank.
Okay.
Honestly, great interview.
Yeah, great interview.
Great good guy.
I was just laughing because you wanted every other coach but not Dan Quinn is my first.
Okay, let's get to our interview then.
Yeah, yeah.
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And now, here's Commander's coach Dan Quinn.
Ooh.
Okay, we now welcome on a very special guest. It is head coach of the
Washington commanders, Dan Quinn, coach, all time football guy. Let's just
start there. We're you're one of our favorite football guys. Right on.
You it feels like every time we see you, you know, when when you were on the
Cowboys or the or the Falconscons like there's Dan Quinn with his
Hap backwards. Oh, yeah, loving football. So thank you for joining us. Yeah, man
Congratulations on getting the job. You're gonna be part of this show now because
Obviously pft a huge commanders fan right on what is the first? You know, you're what a month in
What's the first thing that you've done to change the culture or football culture
and bring the Dan Quinn football culture to Washington?
You know, I'm pumped about it
and one, it's cool to be on your guy's show, man.
And as we're getting into it,
we just wanna make sure we can set out to set a team
that helped create a nightmare for other people, man.
Like when you play us, you say,
these guys are fucking bringing it.
And the attitude, the intensity to Swagger
that goes with that, that's what I'm setting out to do.
And so it starts with personnel,
and that's why it's cool to be with Adam.
Like he's got to, he's a lead at it
in terms of finding the right people
with the right fit to do it.
And then on the personnel, this can be the scheme side,
the coaching side, I thought it was cool to see how many people wanted to be a part of this.
Yeah. And so like the amount of coaches that we're able to attract, some that we couldn't
add to it. Like, but that told me a lot about what the organization means to say like people
were wanting to be a part of it. Then the third piece is like that play style, the attitude
that you play with the hitting, the physicality, the ball hawking,
the explosive plays, so like all three of those things
are gonna be what's gonna make our team that.
And then once that comes into place,
then we put the gas on it, man.
Yeah, yeah.
And I like just thinking about being a nightmare.
Yeah.
It's a cool visual to have.
Like when somebody comes to play,
it's like, it's gonna be a hard game, bro.
Yeah.
You better bring your shit and like, it's gonna be a fight.
And so that's what I want us to be.
That doesn't mean you're gonna win everyone,
but it does mean that like, hey man,
you better be ready.
These guys finish, they're aggressive,
and if we can create that kind of identity,
the wins will follow.
I like that.
I like that.
Very important question for me right off the bat.
The backwards hat,
when did you decide to go with the backwards hat?
What was that decision like in your mind
when you're like, okay, I'm gonna be a defense coordinator
for Dallas, I'm gonna flip the hat backwards.
We're turning over a new page right now.
And then the follow up to that is,
are we keeping the backwards hat this year on the side?
Yeah, I think it's somehow the hat is definitely taking on
a life of its own, which I was unaware of.
Colin Coward hates it.
Yeah, okay.
Have you seen over the top? Yes,
of course you have. Because I always assume when you go backwards it's on right now.
So I would say I probably would do it like my whole life. Sometimes it's backward I'd say maybe 70%
but not all the time you know and that's just like how I like to wear them and so it's kind of what
I do and how I do it so yeah that's how we'll play. Okay, I like that.
And on a serious note,
when you were figuring out what you want to do
for your next step, I know you had some interviews last year,
you had other teams interested this year.
How did you, you said in your introductory press conference
that you're waiting for the right position
with the right alignment to open up.
What does that mean?
What was it about the commander's job this off season
that separated itself from all the other opportunities that were?
And you know, it's cool to be at the like all 32 of them are different and like they're all awesome
And there's only 32 of these things in the whole world. And so that is badass
But having done one before I also know I have to find the right fit for me to to be at my very best
And so I was looking for you know, a really specific thing and if it I didn't find it
I wasn't gonna have to go chase it.
Like I was happy doing what I was doing.
But if there was a space that could create, from ownership
to general manager and allowing us to have,
to create that kind of identity I was talking about,
like you'd be crazy not to take that up.
And so it just so happens that when all this alignment came,
it's like, that's it.
That's the one. And so going this alignment came, it's like, that's it, that's the one.
And so going through that process, you know, you're guarded,
but you're like, damn, you know, like you want this one
to happen because you know you can help create it there
and to have the chance to do it like a historic franchise
where like football means a lot to this community.
And so like I grew up watching the NFC East,
you know, I grew up in New Jersey.
And so like, you know, I remember seeing games and watching games.
And so knowing how important this franchise is to the NFL and to the community,
like that meant something to me too.
So like every once in a while when the stars align, man, you got to fucking go let it rip.
And this was my moment to go do that.
It's a football town, too.
Yeah, it hasn't been recently as much.
That's right.
The opportunity is definitely there in DC
to be the one team that ties the entire community together.
I think it's a great opportunity too.
I really think it's like a sleeping giant.
And when you said, I like to do hard shit with tough people,
or what was it?
What's the quote you like to say?
Yeah, I like to do hard shit with good people.
Hard shit with good people.
This is hard shit.
It's the best.
Yeah, I like doing good shit with hard people too.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hard shit with good people. Hard shit with good people. That's the best. Yeah, I like doing good shit with hard people too. Yeah, yeah, yeah, both things are good. Yeah, yeah. All
right, I'm gonna bring up a bad memory. And I would assume when people say they're gonna
bring up a bad memory with you, you're thinking Super Bowl, this is not a Super Bowl question.
This is a bad memory for me specifically because I am a gambler. I want to take you back to
2015. I want to take you back to I think it want to take you back to, I think it was week nine or 10.
You're playing the San Francisco 49ers.
Do you remember what happened in that game?
Yes.
Why did you kick a field goal on the one yard line?
Yeah, no shit, right?
I was so upset.
I actually went back and I looked at my.
How much do I owe you?
Listen, I look back at my blog and I'll say this,
I was at least, I defended you a little.
Can I tell you why it was going to go?
Okay, yeah, Yeah. All right
So we had a fantastic place kicker
Matt Bryant you were down four with four minutes left on the one yard line. So I thought
We'll kick it. We'll stop them. We'll go drive it again. Matt'll kick it again
So it was pretty easy for me to see it at the time. No sense. Yeah, that's cuz you weren't there. Yeah
Well, all right, so here's what I wrote.
How much do I owe you?
This is what I wrote.
This is what I wrote, and I defended you a little bit.
I started the blog with Dan Quinn shouldn't be fired.
He is just in year one.
There you go.
But he should have to take the most rigorous
neurological exams known to man.
Also, he should 100% be fired.
Oh, okay.
Well, the first part was definitely fair.
So like, I think what happens as you're going
through it, like those are scars you have. Yeah, me too. I still have that scar. I think that's why
sometimes you're better on your second lap. Yeah. Like, I had to go through those and make the
mistakes and say like, I ain't never doing that again. Yeah. And so are you can I get that promise
from you? Oh, yeah. All right. If you're ever down four on the one yard line again under four
minutes, you will not get a field.
That's right.
There we go.
I love the.
That feels good.
We're growing.
But on a serious note, yeah, I regretted that.
Yeah.
I had a clear vision.
We weren't exactly crushing it in.
So we had got stopped three other times at the one.
So it wasn't like, OK. Let's just slam it again. You know, so like
So there was a thought to say
Kick it stop them go and they weren't hitting that they're like it wasn't like a shootout of a game
Yeah, so I thought okay this plan then when you don't hit it
It's a scar that you're there
But you do have to learn from those and I say when you go through and you make mistakes
I'm not doing that again, but you have to you do have to learn from those. And I say, when you go through and you make mistakes, all right, I'm not doing that again,
but you have to, you do have to go through them.
It sucks, but you did, and I did.
I feel like this is a healing moment.
I finally can put this to bed
because I also didn't tell you that like,
probably for the next five years,
anytime a team was like fourth and one on the one,
I'd be like, Dan Quinn would kick it here.
So I did do that as well,
but it brings up a good point
that I actually wanted to ask a serious question.
A lot of head coaches, the second time around, they have a lot more success because they did learn.
So is there one specific thing that you learned at your time in Atlanta that you're like,
this is what I'm going to do different and we're going to be better off for it?
Yeah, I would say there's way more than just one specific thing.
But I think that's why you have that space to do that, where I had three years to say,
what would this look like?
What would this look like from staffing to personnel
to however you wanna think about it.
You can slice it in a lot of different ways,
but having specific plans in place just for that reason
alone, so there's a ton of them,
but those are all the lessons that you go through
and say, all right, man, when I get this chance,
if it happens again,
like, I ain't missing that.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I believe you.
I believe you when you say that too.
It's funny that Big Cat brought up the field goal thing
because I was talking to Sean, the PR guy, for the commanders
beforehand, and he was like, what kind of questions do you think
you're going to talk to?
I was like, I think Big Cat's going to bring up this one
field goal.
I did it.
In 2015.
He sounds like he didn't harden his heart, but he definitely did. Yeah. No, I was carrying it around. goal in a day. I get it. In 2015. He sounds like he didn't harden his heart,
but he definitely did.
Yeah, no, I was tearing it around.
It was a wait.
I feel like I'm going to sleep well for the first time
in eight years.
Safe place.
I feel like we're in a good space right now.
Yeah, you promised me.
I've got a little visual exercise here
that I was hoping we could do together, coach.
So I printed out a picture here.
These are two guys, well, really three guys.
But the guy on your left here
That's Drake. Yep, right and the guy on your left here his name is Caleb. Yep, right?
So just looking at Caleb and Drake
Which guy do you like more?
I would say Drake. Oh, you like Drake more than Caleb. Oh And the fact guy in the middle, his name's Jane Daniels.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So you still like Drake?
I can't even see it, honestly.
Yeah, but you said Drake.
Drake really jumped off the page.
Drake wearing the blue right now.
I think he just had a little more swag, a little tougher.
OK.
And so I kind of been drawn to more toughness.
So I would say, maybe you guys like khakis.
I don't know.
That's not my thing.
It's a good answer.
So how involved are you right now in the scouting process
and the draft process?
Is that going to be primarily Adam's call?
Or is that going to be a combined call?
Is it going to be group decision?
Or is ownership involved in that?
Well, it's definitely Adam's first.
You know, like that's his superpower.
And so the best thing, you know, when you see a coach and a general manager
working together is knowing what players you need to fit the system.
And that's been one of Adam's strengths.
Wherever he's been, whatever the team needs, that's what he's going to find.
It's not like this is the only type of quarterback or the only type of receiver.
I think the best of the best do that.
Just say, hey, this is what the team needs
and how to fit them in.
So I like being part of that process.
I've always liked the scouting side of coaching.
Like if I was in coaching, I would want to do something
like that because of I like seeing how you could feature
a player, what unique stuff they have,
and then how do we put them into the offense
or the defense or in a return game that's unique.
So when you have and you can find those kind of players,
like, all right, what would we do
and how would we feature that player?
And that's kind of the fun part of coaching.
Yeah, yeah.
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One other part that I assume is fun of coaching is like,
you don't get enough credit at your coaching tree.
You've got a lot of guys who coached under you Atlanta,
who now have head coaching jobs.
I'd have to imagine that's one of the best feelings
to be able to have guys come along
and then go fulfill
their dreams throughout the league.
Absolutely.
You know, because if you played some small part in that, you know, to share a philosophy,
share a lesson, share something, allow them to do their thing, like, I absolutely am that.
And there'll be a number on this staff as well.
Yeah, yeah, that's cool.
That's here in Washington that's going to rock it.
And so, but it, you know, like, I am super proud to see some of these guys at league meetings, you know, Kyle and Matt
and Raheem and Mike and, you know, like, I'm sure we'll all
have a beer together and hang out.
And, but those times like that's a really cool thing.
I'm super proud of those guys.
Were your feelings hurt a little bit when Tony Pollard
didn't know that you took the job for like a week?
No, I love Tony.
Yeah, zero stress.
Yeah.
And he's a like awesome dude, man. So
like, now he is rock solid. So yeah, Tony, we have to have a lot of bad days to not
be cool with me. Okay, that's good. Yeah. Have you have you been in touch with your players
on Dallas to be like, Hey, I look forward to kicking your ass twice a year. No, I'm when
I left, I texted him before I took the job job just to say, man, like, you know,
a big piece of why I got this job is because of you guys.
And so, like, I wanted to make sure I shared that gratitude with them because, like, I
wouldn't have been in this spot to have chances had it not been for them.
Like, I chose to go back to Dallas because of them as well the previous season.
And so, I wanted to go fight for that and see where we could take it.
It didn't work out at the end,
but I did want to show my gratitude for them.
Like there's some good dudes
that I'll be connected with for life on that.
And I love that part of the game, those relationships.
And wherever it was,
there's still people on every team that I keep up with.
And there'll be a lot from this one as well.
So speaking of your coaching tree
and all the guys in the league,
when you're coaching against them,
and this is gonna be a very dumb question,
but this is how my brain works,
because I'm a dumb person.
If you're coaching against someone that you know very well,
do you ever outsmart yourself where you're like,
I'm gonna do this,
because I think they're gonna do that,
but they know that I'm gonna do that,
because I know that they're gonna do that,
and then you just get in a circle.
You could, I think.
That would happen in no time.
I know that you know that, I know that.
Yeah, yeah.
Well, I would say, like, you guys cover football, what's, you guys cover football, so, like, what's
awesome about football is it's always, like, changing and evolving.
Yeah.
So, like, things that any of us did two years ago, four years ago, six years ago, whatever,
like, 10 years ago, like, it evolves and changes.
And so I think that's a really cool thing about our game that, like, nothing's staying
the same.
And so this formation looks like this,
it's playing different.
This disguise looks like this, but it's playing different.
And so you enjoy competing against guys that you know,
but as far as like, don't do this in this scenario
because they're gonna think that you're gonna do that.
No, I've done that and it's way better
to let the players do their thing and let it rip.
So off of that, and this is kind of like
maybe a nerdy football question,
but is there a specific time that you remember making an adjustment like in a game where like that was the adjustment I made and that won us the game?
Is there maybe a game that you like sticks out in your mind?
Like, yeah, I think yeah, we did that and and everything worked after that.
I think you have to sometimes and like so much is now going into it,
analytics and scouting and you know like all the different stuff, like sometimes you have to
absolutely throw an entirely new wrinkle at to somebody. You put four linebackers on the field
as opposed to three and like whoa, whoa, whoa, why are they doing that? And so sometimes you just
need to do something a little different that it presents different, but it may not even be
that different for you, but it looks way different for the offense or vice versa for the defense.
So those are called unscouted looks.
Yeah.
And so those are things like, you know, they ain't ever shown that.
And so those happen, and if you do those in those critical moments where they think,
hey, every third and sixth they blitz or every short yard is they do this, but if you throw
some unscouted
looks in, that's usually when those moments come, you have
you got to practice can't be like something that's like, hey,
put eight guys on the right side and see what happens, you
know, like, it has to be like sound and good. But if you have
those unscouted looks, like, yeah, they fooled me there. Yeah,
something they hadn't done. So sometimes you work on those for
weeks and weeks, but you keep it in your back pocket. As you're
telling the team
Yep, this one's ready. Nope. This one's not ready yet
We're gonna keep it in the in the cooker for a little while and then when you're ready then you can let it rip
But those are unscouted looks of things you haven't shown and it's not as traditional as you would have done
I'm not getting 11 safeties on the field. Yeah, right on. You know, it's like, you know, like some things are just weird
Yeah, yeah, and they might call time's like, you know, like some things are just weird and that wouldn't work. Yeah. And they might call a time out because like,
what the hell is this? Yeah. So like, those things help. And you can do it in any phase,
but you do have to have those things ready. And that's sometimes time out. Why do you
why they call it like, so at least they had to burn one, right? Get out of a look, you
know, so like, and that's an offense getting out of a bad play or defense something that
and so like, sometimes making an offense or a defense a bad play or defense something that and so like sometimes
Making an offense or a defense use a timeout
Especially if it's like their last one like that's a really big deal in a game or like they have no more timeouts left So like you can take strategy down to any level and if you give those looks that's that those things help
Send the punt return team out there on third down. They're like wait. Should we be running right now? Yeah
Yeah, call time. Is it fourth down? Yeah, no, you do some cool shit on defense for sure.
When you were in Seattle with Pete Carroll, he seemed to have a type for his defensive
coordinators. He liked guys that had shaved heads with goatees. Was that your idea or did he make
you shave your head? No, yeah, you had to have it. Yeah. No, that look does go back quite a bit. I
saw you some pictures of you playing at Salisbury and you looked like you looked like a psycho.
I was the internet wasn't like I thought that like we're safe.
No, you looked like you were a psycho linebacker in college.
Can you confirm that? Were you crazy?
Yes, yeah, of course.
Back then it was this all bench press how much you could do and that was it.
And like we didn't have like sports performance training, you know, like much you could do, and that was it. We didn't have sports performance training,
so it was just having fun and kicking ass.
And so I had a blast there.
It was great, and I did football and track.
But yeah, that day of football, and today's day of football
is a little different.
How much could you bench?
Yeah, that's a New Jersey question.
OK.
Yeah, like, did you work out?
Yeah, how much did you bench?
Good.
What'd you lift?
Yeah, my cousin Tony does.
He does 405. So what was the max? 405. 405. Yeah, you were out. Yeah. How much you bet? How much you bet? Good. What do you live? Yeah, my cousin Tony does. He does 405.
So what is the max?
405.
405.
Yeah, you were a psycho.
You were crazy.
You probably gave some pretty fired up pregame speeches.
I don't know about that, but like all those experienced men
like coming up and having fun with everybody,
like those are cool things.
Yeah. Could you, when you were on coaching the Falcons,
could you feel when Arthur Blank came down on the sideline? No. We could. Yeah. No, he was always down. I mean, I knew he
was there but like. He was kind of hovering like hey, what's he doing? That was his thing, you know,
like he was just, you know, trying to show he was in. Yeah. And uh so at the end of the game,
he'd come down and I knew there was a time he did. I didn't know when it was but um that was just his
his way. Like everybody's got their way, you know, to like show hey I'm here with you at the you know hardest parts, best parts, all that and so that was just his his way. Like everybody's got their way, you know, to like show, hey, I'm here with you at the, you know, hardest parts, best parts, all that.
And so that was that was his thing. Yeah. That's where a stem from him just wanting to show like,
hey, I'm right here with you at the fight. So I thought it was actually kind of cool.
Yeah. Is there going to be anything different with your relationship with with Cliff, your OC now
that you just got, as opposed to your relationship with Kyle when you were in Atlanta? Is that
something that you learned from in the past? or is that something you thought worked well in the past that you want to keep going?
Yeah, I think it's super important like how can I best support all the guys, you know?
And so like from an offensive guy, I can you know give some insight as the defense is what they're playing with some of the rules
Are how they're doing it. So that's how I would have helped
you know when I went to the quarterback room or they're talking about a certain blitz. And so I've enjoyed that through the years.
But that's my role to make sure, like, the play style and the standard is what we want
it to be and how it looks.
Because, like I said, I've got to make sure that part's right.
All phases, you know, like, we're sprinting off the ball, getting after it, being explosive,
finishing plays.
So, like, I'll make sure, like, I have my part into that.
So some unsolicited advice you can take it or leave it. If you get a chance to talk to Cliff,
say as a defensive guy, you know what keeps me up at night
is when offenses do plan downfield laterals.
After you make a catch, a reception downfield,
that's always open, rugby style,
pitch it off as you're about to get tackled.
There are lanes and channels that open up
as a defense swarms to the ball carrier,
pitch it out to the side, explosive play.
I've been trying to, I've been trying to wheeze this.
It doesn't sound unsolicited.
It sounds like you're pretty solicited.
It's very solicited.
Yeah.
I'm trying my best to get this in the brains
of as many football guys as possible.
Because I truly believe that it could be the next wrinkle.
I mean, we've seen it a couple times.
It happens, like Travis Kelsey always looks for it, but it is something where defenses are coached,
swarmed to the ball, where you open up lanes for people downfield that could
have an explosion in the back. No, I think like anything, when you emphasize
something and you practice it, that's when you get better at it. And so for me,
studying rugby, there's lots of good tackling that goes, but like the
precision passing when you do it. So like, if anything, if you add in, which I
think is a good idea, like you just got to practice, man. Like you can't expect to do something in the game because
you tried it once. So like if it is what you do, you got to get it on all the time and get those
things going because things like that are good if you have a player unique who can spin it and throw
it because like you can't just, you know, ladder it and not have it be where it's supposed to be.
Like it's kind of like passing like, you know, one foot right in front of the numbers.
Like that's where you want the ball.
And same thing, if you're gonna lateral somebody,
like I want it one foot right in front of the numbers.
So like if you could get to that kind of detail doing it,
then you're on it.
Sounds like you thought about it.
Yeah, you have.
I like that.
I got some more unsolicited advice for you.
On or solicited.
It's all solicited.
Yeah, have you thought about the fake punt punt?
So like a rugby style? No, so you snap it and then you look like you're faking the punt and then you lateral and then you punt. But wouldn't the guys be downfields them?
Well, yeah, they're like, oh shit, they're faking it, but then you actually end up still
punting. Yeah, let's see some more diagrams. Yeah, it sounds like it confused you a little.
Yeah, it does. It might work. Okay, here's a
good one. This is more of an in game scenario for you there,
right? In game. Okay. Yeah, let's say, hypothetically, it's
the NFC championship game. Yep. And you're down what eight
points? Eight points. Down eight points. And it's fourth and
goal fourth and goal from the seven from the seven yard line.
You're down eight points.
Would you kick a field goal?
I think there's what, two minutes?
Yeah.
30 seconds.
Little over two minutes.
Little over two minutes left.
Playing against the best quarterback of all time.
Yeah, the best quarterback to ever exist
is on the other team.
Would you kick a field goal, try to get a defense stop,
and then get the ball back and try to score a touchdown,
or would you try to score a touchdown?
And did you give me timeouts or any that kind of stuff or is that not matter because
you're saying yes I'd say two or two timeouts three times and it was n7 yeah
I think you'd probably kick it there yeah not the one you were at the one
alright that's fine that's fine that's why I asked at the seven that's fine
that was a matter of fluoric question yeah yeah yeah that's seven is different
yeah inside you've got to go yeah well eight. You know, I'm saying you were at the seven
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's right. Yeah, right. Well, I have one last question
It is the row back question
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Yeah, like, it's been a minute, Pills.
Okay, all right, that's good.
Yeah, like, that was at once a scar.
You know, I mean, once a wound, now it's a scar.
Like, like I said, like, there's all things
that you'd like to do different.
And, but that's certainly not gonna define me
as a coach or in my life or anything.
So like, I'll tell you what, like playing playing in the Super Bowl is as fun as it gets.
Yeah.
And so I'd rather be on that stage every motherfucking year.
Yeah.
And to be, put yourself out there to do it.
And like, I very much look forward to proving that moment to go win it.
I like that answer.
Also, last, last question for me.
You're down 14 and you score, let's say there's five minutes left.
Do you go for two?
Yes. Yes. Okay. That's our guy right there. Solid answer. 14 and you score let's say there's five minutes left do you go for two yes yes
yes yeah right there that's our guy that's a great coach math guy small math
yes small no decimals like that kind of stuff yeah no algebra right I like it
yeah no letters no actually the only math we've ever understood so we don't
understand analytics whatsoever so we basically just preach it because it's the only math equation we've ever understood. There you
go make sense to me. Yeah well thank you coach we appreciate it I whatever you
need for me I'm here for you. That he means that. Consider me some shadowy
member of the organization. Yeah right on. Any dirty work anything. You need to kill a guy?
You'll do it. I would kill a guy for you. You will pop the trunk if it has to go down.
I would press a button. I would press a button that would kill a guy? You'll do it. You're my guy. I would kill a guy for you. You'll pop the trunk if it has to go down.
I would press a button.
I would press a button that would kill a guy.
He's your fall guy.
Right.
That's actually a great point.
So if you can either ask me to do a chore,
or if you have to blame somebody for something,
put it all on me.
And I'll eat that.
Be like, this asshole PFT told me to do it.
I have no idea what he's talking about.
That's solid, man.
My mistake is trusting my guy PFT.
If your analytics department ever fails you, he is your analytics department. That's solid, man. My mistake is trusting my guy, P.F.D. If your analytics department ever fails you,
he is your analytics department.
That's solid brotherhood right there.
Shit all over the, I'll eat it.
Listen, we're on the right path.
I mean, Adam Schafter last year said
that we were in the Super Bowl.
That's a step in the right direction.
We got Dan Quinn, we got Cliff,
we got the draft goes through us basically at number two.
I'm pumped, man.
Yeah, we are too, man.
Left hand up, that's what we do in DC, by the way.
Left hand up.
Left hand up.
And you flex, that's hard.
Yeah, that's hard.
That's hard.
Well, thank you, coach, so much.
Best of luck.
I'm happy you gave me that promise.
Yeah, I feel like this is going to be good, yeah.
Leave me your account.
Yeah.
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wrap up with the Monday reading found this one on the New York Post it's
titled just two cans of soda per week is too much they did this on purpose even
if you exercise study oh so the study claims that two cans of soda is too much.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's two cans of soda in a, in a,
In a week.
Oh, a full week.
In a week, not a flight, in a week.
Workouts are rendered worthless
by soda consumption scientists warn,
drinking just two 12 ounce cans of pop per week
can effectively erase the heart health gains
made during exercise.
According to a new study
published in the American Journal of Clinical Nutrition, pharmacologists at the Université
Laval in Quebec City analyzed health data from approximately 100,000 adults over 30 years
to find the damage done by sugar, sweetened beverages can't be overcome with the average
recommended workout quota about 150 minutes every week. They said max. Are you working on 150 minutes a week?
Nope. Are you drinking more than two sodas a week?
Honestly, yes
Yes, no, that's a lot. Come on. I don't drink that much soda max
You I think I would argue I drink the least amount of soda on this
I would argue I drink the least amount of soda on this podcast. Max.
What are you talking about, Max?
Max.
Max.
Max.
Max.
Max.
You guys, you guys, whatever.
You had two on a flight.
Yeah, Max.
Wait, it might have been three.
So are you saying that the New York Post did this on purpose
on a 30-year study about two sodas?
Yes.
The New York Post is just obsessed with barstool sports,
and they knew exactly what was going to happen when they posted
this part of it.
They wrote like a vaguely unintentional headline that had something to do with you for this.
Yes.
Yes.
How many replies were about the fucking soda?
I don't know.
I didn't see the replies.
I did.
It was in my fucking mentions all week long.
I love that the New York Post might just be getting into the Max content business.
I mean, that's all New York Post does.
Wait, is that, was it the New York Post?
You think we're drinking less soda than Big Cat and PFT?
I don't, like, I will drink a soda on a plane.
So I'm the only time?
Yeah, I mean, I drink beer, which is is like obviously worse. I think I have I
think I do about two sodas a week. I think two sodas a week sounds accurate.
Okay but I don't do 150 minutes of workout a week. No no this week I'm
getting back though full week. Alright let's go let's go. Well the moral of
this this whole study and every study that you ever read is that.
An enormous sweet place. Anything that you drink or eat in life is bad for you.
Yes. And it changes on a week to week basis according to the
most recent study that's published by the New York
Post. Red meat has been bad and great for you a hundred times
over. Yeah. Red wine. Terrible for you. Also might make you
live forever. Yeah. Coffee's the same way. They do they do a
study about coffee and they're like people who drink coffee live forever,
and then the next one, coffee's bad for you.
It's crazy, coffee's great for you.
They do the same thing with sex stuff and headlines too,
like people that have sex x amount of times per week
live 20 years long.
Yeah, they just know that.
They just know that.
People who ejaculate within five seconds live forever.
Well actually it's like,
if you look at the evolutionary aspect
behind coming fast,
it makes sense. Yeah. You get in, you get out. We're alpha males.
Before you get chased down by like pleasure. It's business. If there's a velociraptor that's
running after you, you have to nut in less than five seconds. Yeah. The Canadian team
noted that two sodas every seven days could be considered relatively low by many consumers,
yet still presented significant health risks. Max. Yeah. You know what?
Let's have a big week.
This is our last week that we, we have like a relatively great week.
We actually have Diana Rossini coming on Wednesday and then we have Pat Bev, which we taped on
Saturday, not looking for a shout out for working on Saturday, but we did work on Saturday
coming Friday.
So we have big interviews coming this week.
We don't have to travel.
We can all work out.
All of our toilets are working in our apartments,
or houses.
Right?
Wait, yeah, all of our apartments are in great shape right now.
Great shape, Shane, you good?
Wait, Max, you're not raising your hand.
Pug, is there shit water on the floor of your-
It's not shit water, it's clean water.
We're not doing fire, you don't do fire fest.
What happened, Max?
You have shit water in your house?
It's clean water.
So you clogged your toilet and you came home
to your house flooded?
Okay, let's start from the beginning.
Did you come home to your house flooded?
Yes, clean water from the back of the toilet.
Where was the water coming? All right, so. Yes, the back of the toilet? Wait, wait, wait, where was the water coming?
All right, so.
Yes, the back of the toilet.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Which if you know anything about plumbing.
Step by step.
Did you come home to your house flooded?
Yes.
Was the source of the water the toilet?
No.
The back of the toilet.
No, no, no, no, no, no, answer the question.
Was the source of the water the toilet?
The clean water from the toilet. Just say yes or no. That's the answer question was the source of the water the toilet the clean water
Yes, that's the answer was the source of the water the toilet
I just I gave you the answer just say yes or no
I gave you your answer was the source of the water the toilet back
Was the source of the water the toilet answer the question? Yes or no, sir. You sure Max
I rest my case. I have another question for you
Would you take an empty glass of water, dip it into
the back of your own toilet and then drink that water?
No, but it's clean water. Everyone knows that it's clean water.
Why would you drink it then? I won't do it because you, I won't do that.
So you upper, but why not Max? I'm confused. It's clean water.
You upper deck protect your own toilet
No, there's an issue with my toilet this is not this is not a thing from too big a dump No, there was an issue with my too big make of my toilet in my apartment. It broke
Do you mean water was coming out of the top of my toilet?
If we had the toilet in here right now, we could talk to the toilet
Will the toilet say that he's stressed. The toilet is the toilet was under normal
stress with the toilet say yeah my job sucks a lot and it's really been taken a toll on
me and that's why I decided to malfunction in the back. Would he say that numbers. Max's
toilet would want to kill itself. It sucked. I mean I wish I could get Max's toilet better help. Oh
That toilet if that toilet could talk imagine Max walking walking in the bathroom. It's an old god. Oh god
I had like the building
Apologize he's like yeah, this is an old part in the back of your toilet
There's a like we should have should have had this replaced and then they replaced it.
And then they got on the radio and they're like
big dumper in 206 over.
So it's it's shit water.
It's not shit water.
It's water that you wouldn't drink
because it has maybe how bad was the flooding?
How bad was the flooding?
It sucked.
I had to throw out all my all the carpets in my
because there was shit water on them.
It's clean water. It's clean water. You guys, you guys you guys know nothing where you getting carpets from I need to get a carpet
I mean, can I get a quote card that just says Max when you came home was your apartment flooded?
Yes, was the source of the water toilet? Yes. I just need that I didn't I never said sure you said I never said
I never said sure you said I never said you said sure you said sure I
Said back
Yes, I'm a long like he's got to there. What is your toy? Where's your apartment smell like now max?
It's it was clean. It was clean water water smell. I think is you guys my
Talking about it's not my question. I was asking you and you know that the back of the I was asking you what it smelled like
I asked open in the question
At least a second where you thought it was a dump no because I've been having this issue with the back of the toilet
Oh fucking week cuz I know exactly what the issue was no it was a part in the back of the toilet
You don't dump in the back of the toilet. I know I
Don't think you know that, I was trying to help you.
I was saying that to big cat.
Oh.
I don't know.
I just assume everything that you guys say is just trying
to get under my skin.
I know.
So Max, how much work do you think the little socket is
that goes in and out and stops the plug? Would you it's it's got a lot of miles on it?
It's really just flushing hard to be like it's literally
When you hit it you I bet you were you're not allowed to piss we're not allowed to piss in the
Hardest-working socket in America. We're not allowed. We're not like smash handle. I piss in the sinks. I don't want don't believe me
Yeah, it's like it. It's it's literally that you know, we see that's the thing you know what up I'm not smashing the handle. I piss in the sink, so don't look at me. Yeah.
It's like, it's literally that, you know, see, that's the thing, you know what I'm,
well, what's the problem with.
That's what I'm talking about.
That's the exact problem was that socket that you flushed.
The gasket, yeah.
I'm saying that you, when you hit your handle to suck down your meaty logs, you probably
smashed that.
Yeah.
And it's...
It's stressed.
It's just, you only piss?
It's just an old toilet.
That poor toilet.
You guys are such a fucking war.
They put it down.
They put it down.
It's true war.
Like, I had a.
Put it out of its misery.
Yeah.
Max's toilets age, like President's age.
It's the meme of the guy coming back from Vietnam.
That's Max's toilet.
It's all the helicopters in the background.
You do volunteer this information. Wait, verbal it's but this isn't an abet like
this isn't an embarrassed no if you if you just say the words my toilet flooded
but like that it has nothing to do with me at all and like everyone listening
knows but like big cats fucking dumb ass just loves to just get on this fucking airwaves
and be like, look how fat Max is.
Look how many shits he has.
How could I bring, spin this on the show
to make Max look like a fucking asshole?
It was just a bad part of my day.
Sometimes you come into work and you have a shitty part
of your day and you just want to talk about something
that sucks.
Wait, so what's shitty?
Oh. I love you, Max.
Verbal meme, it's the blonde lady on the couch,
and that's Max's toilet, and then all the African-American
gentlemen around her are Max, Max, Max, Max, Max.
Max, you got to know better to not volunteer
this information, though, to walk in and be like,
my toilet.
Where do you think that goes?
You can't.
He's got the cans.
Can you agree with me, pug?
Hey, big head, hypothetically, if you drink a lot of soda and that corrosive energy
was going through your body, it probably dissolved some of the rubber around the gasket right. Yeah. Yeah.
Pug what do you think? Put on 20. Completely agree. Max I haven't said numbers yet so that
you now have to go last. Numbers. I'm gonna go 20. 40. 3. Pug. 99. Pug. 3. Come on 20. Um, Pug?
99.
Pug.
Shane?
21.
Okay, I'll go 77.
Max?
I don't fuck, 32.
I've got a room for you here Max.
Come on, 20. 55.
55.
God damn it, without having to wait for us 20.
Love you guys. I'm walking away I don't know what I'm to say I say
Did you wait?
Today is another day to find you
Shining away
I'll be coming for your love okay
I'll be coming for your lover, King
I'll be coming for your lover, King Take on me
Take me on
I'll be gone
You're not to be
Needless to say Our old sentence
But I'm used to running away
Slowly learning that life is okay
Say up to me
It's no better to be safe than sorry, say up to me
Take on me, take me on Take me home
I'll be gone in a day or two All the things that you say, yeah, isn't life old
But just to play my worries away
You're all the things I've got to remember
You're shying away
Well, I'll be comin' for you anyway
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