Pardon My Take - Dak Prescott + Best Of Kentucky Sports Radio Callers

Episode Date: June 27, 2018

Maradona almost died watching soccer and Messi is still the GOAT (2:27 - 8:21). Mt Rushmore of sports sounds (8:21 - 14:24). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including Playoff George going to the Lakers and Golf shutting down compasses (14:24 - 31:56)). Cowboys QB Dak Prescott joins the show to talk about his Sophomore Slump, Miss St fans, and whether or not he ever gets confused for a famous porn star (31:56 - 48:23). We hosted Kentucky Sports Radio on Tuesday and have our best calls of the day including 80 year Shirley and Butch who we couldn't understand (41:23 - 65:16). Segments include Bachelor talk for guys that dont watch the Bachelor, Not to brag but we called it Julian Edelman is innocent, PR 101 for the Diamondbacks player who pooped his pants, and Guys on Chicks. You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

Hey, pardon my take listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. On today's part of my take, we have Dallas Cowboys quarterback, Dak Prescott. He is going into the Mount Rushmore of interviews alongside AJ Green and Addison Russell. If you can figure that one out, you know exactly how it's going to go. It's actually okay. It's better than we...

We'll talk about it before we get to the interview. But we also have our favorite collars from our Kentucky Sports Radio hosting. We take over their show, Matt Jones, every single year for one day a year, and we have some really funny collars. The people of Kentucky called us. We talked to them. You're going to really want to listen to Shirley. Shirley was an all-time goat collar.

Shirley's 80 years old and loves part of my take now. And lives by the creek. Yes. We also have Mount Rushmore Sports Sounds, Guys on Chicks, Hot Seat Cool Throne, Bachelor Talk, A Pack Show. Before we get to all of that, did you know that every single episode of Part of My Take is now on Spotify? Yes.

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Let's get to a million. We're about a quarter away there, so we're going to need your help. Let's do it. Let's go. It's Part of My Take, presented by Barstool Sports. Welcome to Part of My Take, presented by Seeky, and today is Wednesday, June 27th, and Maradona is dead. No, Maradona's the goat, but he might be dead.

He's the goat because just like a goat, he can ingest literally anything and survive, I think. He was so lit, he's been lit this entire World Cup. And listen, we're not casting aspersions, we're not making judgment on Maradona. Cocaine and heroin are legal in the stadiums in Russia. I hope he doesn't die because then the start of the show is really awkward, but he did look very bad. He looked like a telltale sign of, if you're going to start doing cocaine, Maradona, you

don't want to stop because when you stop, you start falling over and the EMT comes and grabs you after Argentina has a thrilling win, survives, goes to the knockout round, and Messi is the goat. Well, here's the thing about Maradona, if he wasn't such an elite athlete, he probably would be dead. Yeah. But he's like secretariat. He's a little guy, when they cut him open, his heart is going to be like the size of

his entire chest cavity. Yeah. A couple bags in there. Yeah. Cocaine. But he's just got such an enormous ticker on him that he's able to survive anything. I have, we already talked about our World Cup fever, but it has gotten to a fevered pitch because every single game is so much.

I mean, Argentina advancing in the 85th minute, Messi, I was telling you this, like there's been no better storyline than being able to seamlessly go from MJ vs. LeBron talk to Messi vs. Ronaldo and just like its second nature, just trying to, just looking for any fact to get at Ronaldo fans. This debate, I would say is like a little bit more contentious actually because they're playing at the same time and they play against each other sometimes. So I'm not, I don't like that as much as the hypothetical debates because you can twist all the facts around.

You want Ronaldo vs. Pele? Yeah. I want, I want Ronaldo vs. Scolacci. He's the best goal scorer in World Cup history, even though he scored like seven goals from inside the six yard line, but he was in the right place at the right time. That's Ronaldo. He is the goat at cherry picking. He is the goat at cherry picking, but yeah, it is fun to watch those two.

And today's game is going to be electric. Ooh. Sweden, Mexico. Mexico. Vamos. Zoltan. I know Zoltan playing. Germany is of course is going to advance.

They're going to score a billion goals against whichever team they're playing. I don't even know who they're playing. South Korea. Yes. Yeah. Maybe. The Republic of Korea. Yeah.

They'll score a million goals. Germany will advance, but Mexico not advancing would be heartbreaking. I think we have a couple. Oh, Colombia is another big game. If you're not in World Cup fever, like the fans, you have tears. You have cheers. You have everything. When they go to the fans and it's just like they're living and dying with every single

nil-nil game, it's amazing. It is the perfect bridge too because usually after the NHL playoffs are over, NBA playoffs are over, you have to go through like a month and a half, two-month dry spell before we get to hard knocks. Before that first scene where the sprinklers are on and the equipment manager is slapping decals on the house. Yeah. So usually you have to have like a little sports vacation for yourself, but this summer

you have countries that are basically at war with each other on the soccer field. Yes. And so if you can't get behind that, then I don't know what to tell you. Hank, you said before the World Cup you're going to speak for the people who can't get into the World Cup. Are you into the World Cup? You know, I said that and then I went to Aruba and I was with all the locals from all these different countries in the games and beach bars just going crazy.

Like when Colombia won, I was going crazy. When Brazil won, I was in an airport with all Brazilian people going crazy. It's just fun to get excited and like entrapped in the whole thing. Yeah. Glad you had fun on your vacation. With that being said, I still haven't watched the game since I've been back in the States. It's more of a cosme putt, like an overseas, like you're like an expat when you're on Vegas.

You're the kid who goes away for a semester abroad and then comes back with a little bit of an accent. You're a fucking asshole, man. Hank was signing his emails to us with cheers. Yeah. Oh, they watched this football thing over in Aruba. It's pretty cool, guys. You should check it out.

But I will say that that Germany game, it was a buzzer beater in soccer. Buzzer beater. I didn't know that was possible. I didn't see that. Would you think of the sweetest blue uniforms? I didn't see them. The deepest blue that you've ever seen in your life? Oh, we talked about it on Monday's show that you pretend to listen to.

Oh, interesting. I didn't pretend to listen to it. Speaking of which, whoever snitched, fuck you snitch. Yeah. You told someone snitched. Hank tweeted icicle lattice. Hank didn't actually listen to the shirt. It's good to have Hank back.

I want to say, I want to issue a good sports town alert to Iran. The nation of Iran is confirmed a good sports town. Did you see that they harassed Ronaldo? Yeah. They like camped outside his hotel room and chanted at him and tried to throw him off his game. I don't think Ronaldo gets that much sleep anyways, if you know what I'm saying. Actually, if you read Ronaldo's pregame warm up, he says that he needs at least eight

hours of sleep and then he has a whole bunch of whole grains before the game, then puts on his full jersey and just stares at himself in the mirror for like five minutes. I do the same thing. I stare at Ronaldo for five minutes before every podcast. Just stare. I actually just take a shit and then like look at myself and clean myself up. If I can produce that type of content in the bathroom, imagine what I can do in a podcast. I mean, you have to make sure you're healthy.

Did you see what Ronaldo does to people that come over to his house to have like dinner? No. They like expect the wine to be flown. He feeds him like white rice. He doesn't drink. He feeds him like white rice and boiled chicken. Basically, what you feed your dog when your dog has an upset stomach. Right.

He's Tom Brady. He doesn't drink. He eats like just weird foods. Messi's my goat. And then right after a meal, he makes you do training with him. He makes you do a workout. He's the worst dinner host of all time. Makes you do a little juggling skills.

I got a good joke. You want to hear it? Yeah. Hey, Rick, come in here, Rick. Okay. Here's the Rick Riley joke. Hey, if they wanted, if they ran really wanted to keep Ronaldo in his hotel room, they should just draw in a penalty box outside of it because he doesn't leave the penalty box.

Yeah. That's pretty good. Yeah. He's a cherry picker. Yeah. He's big time cherry pick. You wouldn't get it. Hank, you're not in Aruba right now.

You're not cultured. Yeah. All right. Let's do our Mount Rushmore. I'm very excited for this because most Mount Rushmores, you write down like six or seven. This one, I did a brain dump and I ended up with like 15. I don't know what I'm going to pick from, but we have the Mount Rushmore of sports sounds. Hank, you're back.

Why don't you go first? Snake Draft? Snake Draft. So who's going last? I'll go last. I'll go last. Because I mopped the floor with you guys last one. I'll go last.

I'll go last because you went first last time. No, I'll be like that. No, you got to go first. But I dominated you so hard. I'll go last. I'll be like the top seed. You went first last time. I get to go last this time.

All right. Number one, Swish. Absolutely no brainer. Okay. That's good. That's good. Swish is a solid one. All right.

Okay. My first one, I'm going to go with... Which one am I going to pick? You don't know. This is everything. The sound that a quarterback makes when he gets it. Yikes. Okay.

That was your first pick? Okay. I will go with... But keep it simple. I learned from stadium foods. I got too crazy. Crack of the bat. Yep.

The doink on an upright. Nothing like a doink. It's like a clang. Yeah. Yeah. The best. Love the doink. The doink is great.

Okay. For my second, I'm going to go with basketball sneakers squeaking. That's a good one. I had that. That's a good one. That's a really good one. And then I'm going to follow up with basketball. Oh, yeah.

That's right. That was so simple. We got like one day good ones. You know what I've realized is I'm the culprit for most of the sneakers. Yeah. Unless I'm high, then I am. Yeah. Yeah.

All right. So for my second one, I will go with similar to the crack of the bat, but the pop of a fastball and the catchers mitt. Oh, so good. Like if someone throws straight gas, you can really just echoes throughout the whole stadium. Great call, Hank. And then my third one, the Model T3A Arena Airhorn, which is commonly known as the Hockey Go-Horn.

Yeah, that's good, that's good, that's good, that's good. Shit. Ooh, this is getting tough. My next one, and this is similar to Hanks, but I think there's enough of a distinction where I can pick it. It's the Shot Clock Horn. That's good. That's good.

But your two basketball sounds like the squeaking makes me think of defense, and that's just that's a bad possession. Yeah. But no, sorry, they're your choices, they're your choices. The squeaking is not defense. The squeaking is just running on a basketball court. Okay. It also reminds me of new awesome shoes.

So my third and fourth, my third is going to be helmets crashing on the line. So snap. Great. Pads and helmets just, like Doug Morone, I mean, he closes his eyes and he just thinks about it. And then this last one, I'm going to go, I'm shooting for, I'm taking a long shot, but I think it's, I think it's up there. It is a little specific, but it's an all time sports sound.

The like silence and then one or two screeches are like whales in the crowd after a home run, a big home run on the away team or a buzzer beater from the away team. When the away team wins a game and you get that like stun silence, then a couple, and it's like, that is an unreal sound that you just close your eyes and it's, there's nothing better than just ripping the hearts. Like Kevin Durant hitting that three. That sound right after that. If you're a few Warriors fans cheering, but mostly it's stun silence and a couple like,

you know, crazy people, Kaz fans, like screaming in horror. I, I hear you. I'm always a little disappointed that happens. I always love it. My first thought after I hear that is I wish they'd done that at home. No. Yeah. But it's so, it's so, no, I see.

I, I think taking, taking a game on the road and like ripping your opponent's heart out in front of their fans. There's nothing like it in all of sports. Okay. All right. I'll see that. Uh, my next one, my last one, right? Yup.

Yup. It's my last one. Got a pretty bad performance so far. Yeah. You, you, you know what you did is you have a hangover from, from one day. I do. Big time. You're like, I'm good at this.

Okay. Mine is a combo too. Cause I was, by the way, Liam screwed me up. Liam threw me off. No. Because Liam. No, you got, you got thrown off from the very start. No, I went sausage.

You went sausage. But Liam, but Liam, Liam like went weird. I'm like, I'm going to hang to up my, like Hank actually makes, rises everyone's level. It's a poor craftsman who blames his tools. Okay. So my last one is going to be a silence followed by driver off the tee, followed by you the man tiger. Yeah.

Or, or you're going to love that tiger. You're going to love that tiger. Okay. That's a good one. All right. My fourth and final, uh, will be your favorite team scoring song. So whatever song gets played after your favorite team scores, everyone's got one. Yup.

I, I. Okay. So we'll do honorable mentions. I had, uh, college bands and football games, all time sound cause it's like a double celebration. You score, you cheer, boom, the song fights. Also going off what you said earlier, when it's like, uh, a way of football game and they have a last second touchdown and that's the only sound, that's a great, that's a great sound.

Yeah. Just the guys, you could get the mics of the guys just like going crazy and then the little band all the way up in the corner playing the fight song. Uh, what other honorable mentions, uh, I mean, I, I like the, uh, you've been waiting all day for Sunday night intro song. That's a good one. That lets me know that it's time for Sunday night football, uh, bowling strike for sure. Yeah.

Is that a sport? We call them the sport. Yeah. The starting gate of a horse race. When they all, when they're like, they all get in there, the, the silence and then the yeah. They're off. Okay.

So if I counted bowling as sport, can I say the fortnight theme song? Bullying is a sport. Bullying is a sport. Dude. Pete Weber. You can be drunk when you do it. You don't know who you are. I am.

Yeah. I was just playing them in post-production. Great. Pete Weber's. The legend. And he got it. That's that! That is right!

I did it! I said the five. Are you kidding me? That's right! Who do you think you are? I am! David Wright! Uh, LeBron crying?

That's another good one? Yeah, yeah. The sound of LeBron's elastic waistband when he's showing everybody's dick. the sound of LeBron's hand breaking pretty much breaking when he punches a whiteboard. Yes, and pretty much breaking is good. And one. And one's great.

Ball don't lie is great. The hockey pipe, if you're, I mean, it's a bad sound because usually obviously rooting for a goal, but it is, it's a great like actual sound to hear. The other doink, the baseball hitting the foul pole. Yep, that's a good one. There also I had on a list of like worse sports sounds, the routine pop fly where everyone thinks

it's a home run. That's the worst. And everyone just goes crazy. What about a really, really active umpire calling strike three year out? Yeah, or or Joe West calling a ball or Joe silent because it's the only time he's silent. It's great sound or Joe West just singing a nice country tune

or his just gullet just kind of flapping in the wind. It's a real nice sound. All right, we good. I think that's, oh, race cars too. Roger Goodell getting booed after the Super Bowl. Yeah, Roger Goodell getting booed at the draft. Respect, Roger Goodell. Gary Bettman getting booed after the.

Gary Bettman just getting booed anywhere he goes. Yep, that's actually really good. He's basically like a Trump administration official. That should have been. Roger Goodell getting booed at the draft is an all time sports sound, for sure. One extra one. The sound of ESPN fantasy draft.

When you're in the, when you're in your draft. Yeah, when it goes, and you're on the clock. You're on the clock, yeah. That's good. Yeah. Or the sound of when your ESPN show gets canceled. That's another good one. That's a really good one.

I was about to do the WW sound, but I'm not gonna do it. Yeah, don't do it. Do it. No, don't do it. Stop flapping. Okay. All right. Hot seat, cool throne.

Hank, why don't you start? Oh, embrace the bait, by the way. Tweet us your favorite sports sounds at part of my take and we'll put up a poll as well. My hot seat is Bryson DeChambeau. The PGA tour is investigating him and trying to figure out whether it was legal of him to use a compass or not.

What century are we in? Dude, this is my favorite golf. Like how would golf? They said they're investigating this device. Yeah, how would golf follow up? Follow up in all time moment with Phil? Well, I know. Kupuski.

So you can't use, can you use the stars to triangulate your location? No, you actually aren't allowed to look up. You just have to ask your caddy. And the first words that he says you have to go with. Yeah. I love this. That it's a compass is now an illegal tool in golf.

Says he uses it to find, figure out true pin locations because sometimes they're a little bit off every once in a while. So I'm just making sure they're in the exact right spot. So you know what? People say that golfers take too long between shots. I don't see it. I don't agree with that.

No, I actually like this though. He's holding the PGA accountable for your pin locations. He's literally taking out a compass and a pencil and drawing on a piece of paper before he hits a shot. He's actually. Sergio Garcia would be impressed with the time that this guy spins between shots. D'Shambo is actually, like he is the perfect guy

to call in the rules and regulations for golf, except he just ended up being a little too good at golf. So now he's on the tour. Cause like a guy who uses his compass to double check the pin locations. That guy, he sees a drop zone violation when he sees it on TV. Yeah. Well, what are the rules against having somebody

that just follows you around in the gallery that just yells the pin locations at you? Like somebody with a compass falling you around. Or maybe an app. Maybe an app. What about the first golfer to ever get like Google glass in a contact lens that they then use as a rangefinder? I like that.

I like that a lot. That's definitely coming. And then my cool throne is Hanley Ramirez. Ooh. You ready to do it? He didn't get signed. But he, on Friday night, a ABC investigative journalist said he was under investigation for his involvement

in a fentanyl drug ring. Boston Sports Media went crazy. Everyone kind of just assumed the truth. That doesn't sound like Boston Sports Media. They said that was like part of the reason why he got, because he's a free agent and everything. But it came out that it wasn't true at all. He's not involved, but one of his friends

that he grew up with said they use Ramirez's name to get the cops off his back. Yeah, that's a real good way to lay low. Okay, well, who's involved? Hanley Ramirez. Well, did you read the story? He literally, the cops like arrested him and he's like, yeah, Hanley's, this is Hanley's stuff

and FaceTimed him in front of the cops. That was an all time dirtbag move. But are you sure that Hanley had nothing to do with it? Are you ready to do that? I don't know why, but I believe him, yeah. It sounds like Hanley's only crime was being a good friend. Yeah. It was worse that on Friday night,

everyone was freaking out. Like he was like Alex, I mean, Aaron Hernandez situation where he was like this big drug pin, like drug dealer, probably involved with some shady shit. But it's like, he might've been somewhat involved with some like somewhat shady shit, but he wasn't like a drug kingpin. Like they made him out here.

Sam Hurd. His friends, he might associate himself with some bad people, but I don't think he was like hand involved. He loves too much, he's just crying. He's too good a friend. This is why you don't pick up FaceTime calls. Yeah, ever.

You never know. P.F.T. you go. Hot seat, cool. My hot seat is gonna be racist dogs again. So you'll remember last week, we put, what was the racist dog? Oh, it was the racism watchdog. Watchdog, woof woof.

Woof woof, we put him on the hot seat for being actually racist himself or herself. This, I think it was two guys. Two guys, one Twitter account. It took two guys to run the woof woof Twitter account. Okay, this one is going to be the We Rate Dogs Twitter account. So he got in some trouble.

This was like maybe six, eight months ago. It kind of caught some heat on the internet streets because after Trump's Kofifi tweet, they made a hat that said Kofifi AF. And then half their followers got mad. They're like, hey, are you supporting Trump? And so then they were like, our bad, tell you what, we'll donate half the proceeds of the Kofifi AF.

First of all, you can tell that the Kofifi AF joke, these we're dealing with some big league jokers here. These are some, they got some serious comedy chops. The Kofifi, the Kofifi word, that word, the joke, that actually was one of those jokes that like I slept in that day and missed it. Like missed the whole fucking thing. Cause that's how fast it died.

Do you remember at the All Star game last year, there was a dude wearing a Kofifi shirt. Oh man. I guess that guy's a cop. I guess we can't really, we did sell. We did sell Ken Bone shirts. Yes. That was the Bone Zone.

Harambe. I put up Bone Zone shirts like, 10 minutes after the Bone Zone. Anyways, we are, in this case, we're against somebody on the internet making a quick buck out of a meme that dies within a day. Yes. So they made the Kofifi AF hat.

They got half their followers mad at them. Then they said, tell you what we'll make it up to you because we're going to donate half of our proceeds to Planned Parenthood, which then alienated the other half of their followers. So the dude is a 20 year old guy that dropped out of college to monetize his Twitter account. So he was in hot water then,

and then he just got in trouble yesterday because somebody tweeted a picture of their dog to him. So his job is, he takes pictures that are tweeted at him, and then he says, this is a good doggo, 13 out of 10, wood pet. And then people retweet it like 20,000 times. Well, the dog's name was Kanan, K-A-N-A-N. Okay.

That was tweeted at him. They said, this is Kanan. And then when he retweeted that picture, his caption was, this dog is named George. He's a very good dog. So he whitewashed the name. Oh. It was an ethnic name, and he changed it

to being a white sounding name. Roots. And he got called out on it, and his explanation was that it's better engagement. So Darren Ravel would really appreciate this. So we have a second racist dog Twitter account that we're going to be monitoring. We're going to keep it in the Eagle Islands.

You know what we need to do, right? We need to create a Twitter account that's a racist dog watch of the racist dog watch. Yeah, that's what we talked about last week. Yeah, so we need, now it's- A racism dog, racism dog watch. Right, right. And it actually-

Woof, woof. No, it doesn't woof, woof. It's like a bomb smelling dog. It just sits down. Okay, so we just don't tweet. Yeah, just don't tweet. If we're not tweeting- So we've actually created it.

We've done it. That's how you know that they're dog accounts being racist online. Yeah. God, I love the story. Twitter is so fucking stupid. My cool throne is verified people on Twitter and Instagram.

So there's a new mural out in Los Angeles, California that only influencers are allowed to take their picture in front of. Yeah. You have to either be verified or be an influencer. Okay, so I could take a picture in front of it. So cool throne for you. Well, I was, I had a check mark.

I got rid of it because I'm too cool. I'm too big of an influencer to have a check mark. So I got rid of it and there are people that are taking their picture in front of this mural. And it's like, Angel, excuse me, Angel Wings with like a blue check mark next to it. And there's a security guard that monitors it and makes sure that nobody that's getting

their picture taken is unverified. That's amazing. God damn it, this world is so fucking stupid. I'd be okay just dog watching a mural for verified people. I would be okay if the camera in that situation was just a gun. Where anybody that lined up to get their picture taken or at least a sound cannon that made them poop themselves.

This sounds like one of those stupid, I shouldn't say stupid, offbeat Shia Labouf art projects. Yeah, well like a Nathan Fielder type prank. Yeah, right. Anyone who gets their picture taken. I'm a little bit woke. He's definitely, yeah, there's definitely a camera

being like, look at all these idiots that think they're important. There's the Venn diagram of people that get their picture taken in front of this that also complain to airlines habitually about their treatment is just a circle. Right, I mean, I'll help at any of them out anytime they need help.

I'm an influencer. Don't bother me. Do you know who I am, sir? Sir, I'm verified on Twitter. All right, my hot seat is everyone else's Instagram stories because LeBron James is back, which means he's gonna do a bunch of Instagram stories of songs that he has that you don't have yet

and just shots of his wife working out in the gym saying no days off and a speaker, a random speaker where he does like 15, 15 second Instagram stories all in a row just so you can hear the one song. Is that an ASCAP violation for him to be doing that? It might be. Is he paying royalties?

There's every now and then when you follow LeBron on Instagram, you'll pop open his Instagram stories and there will be, it will just be like ellipses. It will just be the smallest dots because he's done 500 Instagram stories in the last hour. He also had this great quote, tranquility while staying woke. I saw that, yeah.

That's fire. That really makes you think, though. That's fire. That's deep philosophical stuff. You know what I like about his Instagram stories whenever he's listening to songs? You always have to break down what the lyrics are because they all contain clues about where he's going.

Yes, so that goes right into my cool throne. My cool throne is the Lakers. So I think LeBron's in LA right now and Paul George is going to LA to take a meeting and there was a leaked script of the video for Paul George showing up to the Lakers and SA has a script, here's what it says on it. When you were just a kid in your room

dreaming from Palmdale, we were dreaming too. While you dreamt, we built, built for your arrival and while we dreamt, you built too. Becoming one of the world's greatest, well that's, yeah, world's greatest betas, we'll fill that in. Playoff P. Yeah, life's most powerful dreams are the one we realize ourselves, the one that turned us into legends.

That kid from Palmdale always knew it. Now the world will too. Wow. So that's the script of the video that they were playing for him on the big board. Yeah, that's their Jesus shuttle's worth, you know, big board pitch. I mean, I would not, if I was Paul George

and they played that for me, I'd be like, these guys are corny as shit. Yeah, but Paul George is kind of corny. That's a good point. Yeah, those shoes are fire. He's somewhat corny. Yeah. Yeah, I think that the Lakers,

so I think you're rushing to judgment on him a little bit. I just think Magic said that he gets two summers. Well, he said he's going to resign if he doesn't, if he doesn't get a someone for two summers. So next year, he's like, hey, there are going to be so many, everyone's talking about the great free agents this year, like LeBron and Playoff P and all these guys and Kawhi, potentially in a trade,

but no one's talking about all the great free agents next year, like... Deli? Maybe Austin Rivers contract might be on, Maryland's Null. Oh, yeah. Oh, Kyrie? Kyrie, definitely.

He's opting out, yeah. Definitely opting out. But I like how Magic's leaving the window. Yeah, it's future Magic. He's giving future Magic a nice little buffer. He said, Genie Buss won't have to fire me because I'll resign. Yes, yeah.

I think this video is going to do it. It depends on what, if they do a nice cold play track behind it, I think they're going to get Paul George. Kyle Kuzma just tweeted, first domino. There you go. So that's breaking moves. 52 minutes ago.

Breaking moves. Was that in reference to the Austin Rivers trade, though? That's shifting the balance of power in the league right there. In LA. Well, I mean, let's talk about it because his dad got rid of him. Yeah.

No, his dad's no longer the, this is the first summer his dad's not the GM. No, that's right. Yeah. So they really, they really told him. Coincidentally. Yeah. Well, that's definitely a coincidence.

Yeah. That's, he's a good player. Total coincidence. He's a good player. Yeah. I think Paul George is going to LA. And I think, I think if Paul George goes to LA, LeBron is very fast behind him.

Do you? Yes. I think so. I always thought LeBron a follower. No, I thought LeBron was going to, I thought LeBron, if he could figure out a way to get either Paul George or Kawhi to Cleveland, he would stay in Cleveland as his preference.

But the minute one of those two guys goes to LA, he's going LA. Oh, huh. That's my, those are my thoughts. Headline for tomorrow's Ravel Times. LA River's drying up. Huh. Got it.

That's pretty good, right? That's a swish. Yeah. Well, actually your Mount Rushmore really sucked on those. Now I disagree. You can't do the swish. Don't, don't try to intercept or I'm not.

No, I'm not. I'm not. It was a, I should, I should get to second place for this one. All right. So we're going to get to our interview. So here's the deal. Jack Prescott, we actually, he actually kind of blew us off

Super Bowl week. We pulled one of our greatest moves that we've ever pulled. I don't know if we want to give away the secret sauce to how we, let's fuck it. Let's do it. Yeah. So we were in Vandy Moss and we were driving around in areas that we probably shouldn't have been.

And we actually had a couple NBC hats, NBC sports hats. Who gave it to us? By areas that we shouldn't have been in, Big Cat just means like behind the scenes and media areas at the Super Bowl, like the streets that were blocked off. Loading, unloading areas for all the, who gave us those hats?

Oh, I think we're not gonna call them out. You know, Dan Patrick was, was, was complicit in our crime. So we had, we had NBC sports hats. And the trick is, if you just drive a big white van somewhere, okay. Any potential terrorists turn off the radio right now. You're not allowed to listen to this. No.

But if you're driving a big white van and you're wearing NBC sports hats at a sporting event, you just point at your hat. Yes. And it was all three of us in the van wearing these hats. So they'll just like, let us in anywhere. Yeah. A cop literally was like, where are you going?

And I just was like, NBC dude. And he's like, all right, go on. So we tried to get Dak that way. Okay. Terrace, you can start listening again. And Dak blew us off. So this time comes around. Let's just say Dak, I think he was okay. He just clearly didn't want to be interviewed.

And then, well, you'll see. There's one question that might have taken the interview for a left turn, but I feel like it wasn't going well to begin. No, it wasn't going to be a good interview. He had done like 20 other interviews over the past two days before he did this. And here's the thing about Dak is he,

after his rookie year, he didn't do any sort of media. No. Because he was still in that zone where he's saying, okay, I'm going to let my contract take care of itself. Not worried about getting paid. Now, this summer, he didn't have a great sophomore year. Yeah. Actually, I think that's probably what started it,

the sophomore ad word. Oh, that's much slump, yeah. Comment. And so now he's everywhere doing all sorts of media because he needs to get more buzz around. But we just know when we're doing an interview and we know the person's been doing the interview for really, like they've been doing a ton of interviews.

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It is Dak Prescott, he's joining us with his Ready, Raise, Rise campaign. Let's start there, let's talk about that real quick. So you have the Ready, Raise, Rise campaign to drive awareness around cancer. What are you guys doing specifically that people can get involved with? Yeah, well first off, go to Ready, Raise, Rise.com.

We're challenging everyone out there to go educate yourself, to simply educate yourself and bring their awareness on the Immunology Research, which is a simply spectacular initiative about focusing on how each cancer is unique and not only unique about how the immune system can help fight off cancer itself. That's just incredible, but once you get onto the website

at Ready, Raise, Rise.com, you'll see our challenge, which is pick your power. And once you get on there, all we're asking you do is submit a photo, submit a photo of you with a piece of paper, hashtag Ready, Raise, Rise, and doing so right on there, how powerful and unique you are in a special way. And once we get 100 photo submissions,

first of my script is promised to donate a quarter of a million dollars, which that's how everybody can have a helping hand and plan part in defeating cancer. Just 100 photos, huh? We can get that done by noon. Yeah, we'll do that. Perfect.

We got you. That's the challenge, I'm holding you guys to it. Okay, that's awesome. So, you know, you had obviously a great rookie year. Can we say, are we allowed to say sophomore slump, even though you still had a good year last year? Are we allowed to say that? I mean, it's behind me.

You can say whatever you want. Okay, so I guess the question is how, what are you doing this year now that you've gone two years through the league? And what have you learned to try to, you know, have a bounce back, get the Cowboys back in the playoffs? Yeah, just trying to get better on every way that I can. I mean, I look back at last year, as you said,

whatever you want to call it, it wasn't good and it wasn't good enough. So, going into this year, it's about finding a way to just continue to be more consistent. Looking back at last year, that was the fault of me, just wasn't consistent at all from one game to another, from one throw to another.

A lot of inconsistencies, and so that's what's important is coming to this game. I mean, coming to this season, it's about playing my best game and continuing at that level from game one all the way through. One thing I remember about you guys last year, you were very strong on the road. The Cowboys were a great road team.

What's more difficult in your estimation, playing a road game in the NFL, or playing a road game in the SEC? Well, I don't know, probably playing a road game in the SEC. The SEC is just a little bit louder, more passionate fans. They've kind of embraced that role as being the SEC, being known for the loud stadiums

and everything that comes with that. What's the toughest place to play in the SEC? What was the toughest stadium to go to? I mean, I don't know, they're all pretty tough. When you're traveling on the road, and you're number one going into Alabama, or when you're going and playing in Death Valley at night, are those some tough games,

but I'll tell you, Auburn has something about it that was just always a fun atmosphere, a great atmosphere. The fans are eye level with you, and they can be an incredible game at night as well. Shots fired at Philadelphia Eagles fans, though, saying it's not that intimidating going to, you went into the field, you whooped that ass six-nothing last year.

Exactly, when it was freezing cold and they were already in a playoffs, and we weren't. I don't think they're a fan, I don't even think they're worried. Yeah, so people don't realize that your middle name is actually Dakota, your first name's Rain, correct? Yes, exactly.

So do you also know that Dakota Rain is like a pretty famous porn star? No, I didn't know that. You didn't, that's a little confusing when you Google it. You've also practiced that answer, I can tell that's good. No, well I've never typed in my name on Google the wrong way, so I'm glad I never came up with that. That would be a great excuse though,

like if you have to share a computer with somebody, just watch Dakota Rain porn, and then you'll be like, I messed up Googling myself. Yeah, I mean, I'm a fan of Dakota Rain and Rain Dakota. Goes both ways. Here's a good question. What's your favorite Cole Beasley song?

Probably Eighties Things. That was the first, like, single he released before he put his album out there, but Eighties Things, I like it a lot. Was it a shock this year when Jason Witton retired? Kind of, it felt like, obviously, out of nowhere, but did you have any inkling that it was gonna happen? No, I had no inkling that was gonna happen.

Thursday we were working out, we were throwing. Then Friday, the second day of the draft, that news hit, and it was surprising, but what wouldn't be in the guy is, that's being as close as where he called me not long after, and understood everything that was going on. I saw that you're kind of making the rounds a little bit. I saw you on Get Up the other day.

What was Mike Greenberg like in person? Was he as cool as I think he was? Oh, he was awesome. Yeah, he was super cool. Actually, I think he has a favorite Cole Beasley song as he rapped it for me. Oh, Jesus. Mike Greenberg was rapping. Did he do that on the air?

He was rapping the Eighties Things. Yikes. Oh my God. That sounds amazing. On the air, it was on the air, it was on the show. Oh my God. Or he wasn't necessarily rapping, he was just saying the lyrics. Yeah, yeah, I can see that.

He was doing, like, spoken word. Exactly. So what kind of owner is Jerry Jones-like? Have you ever seen his burner cell phone? Jerry Jones is a great owner. I don't think he'll find anybody that works or plays for the Dallas Cowboys. They're just like Jerry Jones or,

I guess you can say something bad to say about him. He's great. Real talk, though, with Jerry, when you got drafted by the team, there was a lot of talk that some people inside the building were interested in Paxton Lynch. Did that motivate you, your rookie year, to go out and maybe prove some people in-house wrong?

Yeah, I mean, obviously, I mean, it motivated me enough just to go on the 13th over all and be in, was at the seventh or eighth quarterback drafted. So I mean, I didn't take extra motivation to go into the Cowboys and all these guys wanted another guy. It was what it was, and I would have the opportunity to go in there,

prove myself, and that's all I was worried about. Have you ever been on Jerry's party bus? I've never been on the Cowboys bus. Oh, it's everywhere. Like every time, you know, we were at the combine, it was there, it's at the Super Bowl. It seems like Jerry gets it everywhere. I mean, if the team's there, the owners are there.

Yeah, it's always really shiny. Do you like the rims on that thing? Or always like Pristine, just perfectly clean. I think he's got a team of people working on it. Have you heard your former teammate, Tony Romo, up in the booth? Have you had a chance to listen to him call a game? Yeah, I did.

I've actually heard a couple of his games and then as well as that, I was able to watch the TV copy of the game he called when we played. So he's great, just a testament to the quarterback he was and the knowledge that he has in the game of the reason he's able to call those plays and see them before they happen.

So you went back and you watched the game. You didn't necessarily, I'm sure you watched the film, but you also watched like the broadcast, the CBS broadcast of the game? Yeah, I mean, I pretty much watch every game and like that as well as you said. I mean, I'm gonna watch the film copy a couple of times first, but then I record all the games

to come back and just watch them on TV as well. That's pretty cool. I like that you get the fan experience because the only reason I don't play in the NFL right now is because I would miss watching games on TV. Other than that, I could be an NFL quarterback pretty easily. It's not rocket science. So I'm glad to know that you actually go back

and experience as a fan also. Yeah, you know, I mean, I would be interested to see you in the NFL. Yeah, me too. Are you still tight with Tony? Like how was that relationship? Obviously it was kind of, I assume a little awkward for you because it was his team for so long

and then he gets hurt and you come in and have great success. How was he in during that transition? No, he was great. I wasn't any awkwardness there at all. He was always really helping, helping in everything that he did on the field, off the field, telling me things I may come in contact

with just being a Dallas Cowboys quarterback that benefited me and things that I did come in contact with that he basically prepared me for. You give any thought to whether or not you would want to get into media afterwards? I noticed, like I said, you've been doing the rounds. You're pretty good on TV. Have you given any thought at all to what you're going to do?

You know, maybe later on make that transition like Tony did? No, I mean, I'm hopeful that's a long way away. So I haven't given any thoughts on that just yet. So I'm excited for this season, excited for football. You know, when that opportunity and those things come, I just said hopefully way down the line, I'll take them into account then. Well, you already accomplished step one,

which is you got a really easy Twitter handle to remember. It's at Dak. Did you have to buy that from anybody or was that just out there? No, I mean, my agent did a good job and just got it for me. I don't know if, I don't think we had to buy it from anybody. I think a guy that had it just was willing just to give it.

Or it was an old fake account, one or the other. Yeah. Did you ever get to hang out with Jerry Jones and Chris Christie up in the box? Good question. Thank you. I'm not sure who the second person is. Chris Christie.

But I've never been in the box. Yeah, the former governor of New Jersey. He's a larger man. He's usually wearing baseball pants. Did he ever come down to the locker room and try to hit the buffet after the game? What is wrong with that? I mean, we had to ask.

We figure we've been doing a lot of media. We might as well ask the questions you probably haven't been asked before, right? Yeah, you're asking a bunch of them. Exactly. Do you have any questions for us? No, I don't. Hey, do you call him Jerry Jones or Mr. Jones?

That's a good question. Thank you. Appreciate it. Just say what's up or something like that. I mean, talking about him, I guess I'd say Jerry Jones. Yeah. What about Stephen Jones? Talking to him.

Talking to him, I guess I'd say Mr. Jones or Stephen. Just call him Stephen. Yeah, or a guy who cleans Jerry Jones glasses. One or the other. Stephen's the man. I did know, on a serious tip, you have done a couple of pretty impressive things. Like when you went to Mississippi State,

you kind of changed the culture there a little bit. And I'm always curious to know about the mentality of walking into a place where maybe there aren't a lot of expectations on you from the outside and how you're able to tune those out and just focus on what you're doing. What was special about that team? What was special about your approach to that team,

in particular, that you thought maybe was able to turn things around a little bit? Yeah, I went to Mississippi State and planned to do that. I planned to win an actual championship and do something that we had never done. Obviously, didn't win an actual championship, but did some things that the university had never done, that the football program had never done,

and it was great. We had great coaching, great players, but we were a great team. And that all loved each other. That's one of those teams that you'll never forget, just in the chemistry and the bond that we had. What's the hardest part about being a pro athlete that fans just don't understand?

I mean, it's a job. We worked 10 years hours, I mean, honestly, watching film, putting what we put our body through. And I think a lot of people just think out there, you know, it's just, they know it's hard, obviously, because not anybody can do it. But I think sometimes they think, oh, they just get to play a game that they love.

It's a kid's game, but it's a business. And it's true that way. You have to treat it that way to stay in it. You were born in Louisiana. Did you grow up there? Yeah, I grew up in Louisiana. And I decided to go to Mississippi State. Is there a little part of you that roots for Coach O

in LSU, though? I actually, you know, I did grow up an LSU fan, but there is a part of me now being out of college that, yeah, that does. I mean, you want to see your homes, they have some success, not against my school, obviously, not against my university in Mississippi State. But yeah, and then knowing Coach O,

knowing how great of a guy he is, yeah, there's a little bit in me that does root for. Is it true what happens in Stark Vegas, stays in Stark Vegas? Of course it is. Do you think that Stark Vegas is a little misleading? Maybe it's not the most poppin' SEC school. I don't really know how to phrase this.

I've actually never been there, but our producer has. He said it wasn't maybe the most fun SEC campus? I mean, I've never necessarily went on an SEC tour checking out all the different canvases and party and hanging out. But I mean, I know for a fact I'm Mississippi State's a good time. Depending on when you go,

depending on what game or what venue you're going to, it can be right there with the best, if not the best. If you were, if I was playing a road trip right now through SEC country, what game should I pencil in on my calendar, or what time of year should I stop by Stark Vegas and check out the campus, maybe go to a game? Yeah, it's a great question.

Thank you. I'd say a late November game, home game, maybe against Alabama or maybe get the egg ball against Ole Miss, the weekend Thanksgiving. One of those games is incredible. One of those night games, it gets a big team that would be fun. If you weren't a professional football player,

what would you be doing? I don't know. I mean, maybe something like I'm doing today, knowing how near and dear cancer is in my heart, maybe it's just continue to promote Ray Ray's rise and figuring out a way to try to defeat this cancer. And that's why, as I said, I'm here on behalf of Bursamire Squibb and trying to defeat cancer

and doing everything I can. That's why I encourage everyone out there, you guys as well, and all listeners, to go to readyraysrives.com, participate in our challenge by posting that pic and raising that money so we can support these cancer advocacy groups. All right, this is the C-keek question. We're gonna wrap things up here.

You use C-keek? You ever go to a game? Sagan? You ever use C-keek? If you ever like buy a ticket to a game and a promo code take, get $10 off. It's a pretty sweet deal. I know some people, but I'll keep that in mind.

Yeah, they're the official sponsor, the Dallas Cowboys. So keep that in house. So the C-keek question is, you have to give me your official prediction for your record next year. And we're gonna hold you to it. Yeah, I mean, we're gonna be a good team that's gonna go in, that's gonna win some games

and win a lot of games. And all I'm worried about right now is just get the best team that I can so we can go one and all in that first game down there in Carolina. Okay, one and all, undefeated. That Crestcott, direct quote. What's your favorite color?

Gray. Gray? Gray. Gray? Yep. Wow, that's a, that actually might be the craziest answer you've given. That's gray? What, gray? Yeah, gray.

All different shades of gray. Okay, all right. What's your favorite animal? Oh, probably a lion. That's good. Don't concern yourself with the opinion of sheep. That's, I thought you were gonna say gray wolf, but I liked lion.

That's a good answer. Elephant, yeah. Also gray. Yeah. Lion. No, you can't do elephant because that's Bama. Oh, that's a good point. Yeah, you can't do that. That's true.

What have you, can you actually, last question, can you tell us where Des Bryant's gonna sign? I don't know. I mean, I expect him to be on the team here pretty soon. I know he's probably waiting for the right fit. I'm excited to see where he lands. I mean, I know he's gonna be a great player and I know he'll continue.

He'll continue to have a lot of success in this league. Okay, all right. Awesome. Well, Dak, thank you so much. Everyone go check out the website. Like he said, it is ready, raise, rise, rise. Yeah, we're gonna get some pictures sent your way and best of luck this season.

Yeah, I appreciate it. Thank you guys for having me. Make sure you go and check out ready, raise, rise and educate yourself on the research that's happening. Okay, thanks so much, Dak. Yeah, thank you. Before we get to our favorite calls from Kentucky Sports Radio,

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Matt Jones has led us host for the third year in a row. We are Barstool Sports, part of my take podcast. I am Big Cat. I'm here with my co-host, PFT. What's up? I'm Matt Jones. I'm here with my co-host, PFT. What's up?

And we're ready to have some fun. This is the best day of the year for us. Best day of the year. It's like Christmas morning. All right, let's do some calls though. Bruce, what's up, Bruce? Long time AWL here, guys. Hey, Bruce.

What's going on, man? Since Hank skipped out on your Mount Rushmore Stadium food, can I fill in for the Kentucky Stadium food? Yes, please do. Okay, the number one Mount Rushmore item is Rupp Arena Ice Cream. Okay. The number two is Kingland Bergoo.

Mm-hmm. The number three is the Kroger Field Concession Stadium out of the middle of the week. Okay. What is the item of the week? Like, what's just like a rotating item? It changes every, like, we can be like, in the middle of a big game,

like fourth quarter, late in the fourth quarter, and they'll put up, join the concession stand at section 224 for the Kroger concession out of the game. Oh, nachos. Oh, nachos. It's not like the place to crown. It's like, it changes every week. I love that.

It's a big dud. And the fourth item that I was putting on there is the popcorn at West Jetsman Football Games. Okay. Where's that? West Jetsman High School. They're football games, best popcorn. Okay.

We're a high school football team. No, I like this, because I don't know. This is a guy, you, I like how detailed you are. What about the popcorn? Because there's definitely like some, is it the, the white popcorn? Is the yellow popcorn? Is it too much salt to write enough butter?

Like, what does it make that popcorn great? Man, some things you just can't describe. You just gotta taste it. I like it. I like this guy. You and I would make good friends. Is it fresh? Is it always hot?

Always fresh and always hot, man. That's a big difference. There's nothing worse than like lukewarm movie theater popcorn. Wait, can I ask one other question? The Rupp Arena Ice Cream. Is that like a famous? I feel like I've heard that before.

Yes. That it, you got your haters, Drew and Shannon hated. Yeah, it's not that good. Ooh, it's not. The game's rough. You need to go to the ice cream possession stand and get you a big chocolate ice cream and you'll be, you'll, next time you're hosting,

you'll be like, Bruce was right. Okay, Bruce, this is an important distinction. Bruce Prichard, you are right. Are you a cone guy or are you a bowl guy when it comes to your ice cream? Oh, cone. Okay, that's greater than your real ice cream head. Need the crunch.

Alright, last question, Bruce. The Rupp Arena, I saw there was a ton of buzz, ton of buzz. They painted all the pipes in the ceiling blue. Was it as cool as it looked? Better. Yep, I thought so. Go ahead, Gary. Hey, Gary.

Hey, boys, this is Gary from Packville. What's up, Gary? My pronunciation, my pronunciation of Louisville is loserville. Nice. Yes. Yes, you got, I mean, that's a burn.

You can't come back from Louisville. Absolutely can. That's why they took that banner down. Yeah. You can't have a banner hanging in your arena if people are out there calling you loserville. Ooh, I got another one for you. What was your name again?

Gary. Gary. So you're a UK fan, right? Oh yeah, I bleed blue, baby. Alright, so you know what they call UK? Sexington. Cause all the sex goes down. Yeah, there we go.

Nice. Yeah. So you got Louisville and then Sexington. I'm going to change all my maps in my house to Sexington now. All you need is a sharpie, man. Hey, credit to you, Gary, for having maps still in your house.

That's a wild move. Do you have maps in your car? Do you have a road atlas? Oh yeah, I don't use my phone. I use the paper maps cause you know, it's easier to travel that way. That's right. No one's ever gotten a virus on a map.

True. I got a question for you all. Okay. What's your old Mount Rushmore view of L scandals? Ooh. There aren't any. So it's impossible to make one. Actually, it's more like the Daniel Boone National Forest

of scandals for Kentucky, cause there are just so many of them. I'm going to go number one, Rick Petino in the restaurant with the premature ejaculate. That sounds like a clue. That's my number one. Yeah.

How did the murder happen? Rick Petino in the restaurant with the premature ejaculation. With the candlestick. Yeah, with the candlestick. With the garlic sauce. Number two, let's see. Probably the strippers.

Yeah. I also feel like we can, I feel like enough time has passed that we can just pretend that Bobby Petino happened at Louisville, not Arkansas. Like at some point, you're just like, all right, that guy, yeah, that was probably there. But you know, he probably did some weird stuff

at Louisville. Yes, yes. So Bobby Petino, I'm going to go with the strippers in the dorm rooms. And then number three, I'm going to go with Kevin Ware, the time that he basically made a stop a basketball game for like an hour

because he broke his leg. Hockey player would have taped it up and finished the shift on that one. Yeah. And what do you, you go with your fourth? Them damn cardinal birds having teeth. Wait, what? Explain this, explain this.

That cardinal bird has teeth. Cardinals don't have teeth. You sure? Hold on. You ever made out with one? Is this true? Louisville mascot. Their mascot has teeth.

Do cardinals. You're right. He has huge teeth. Oh my God. This is a huge breaking news. Louisville has had a anatomically incorrect mascot for forever. Wow.

Those are huge teeth. Does this bother you, Gary? It bothers me to the biggest extent. Okay. Awesome. Well, thank you for the call. We appreciate your call, man. Rick Riley would love to know that the cardinal has teeth.

Yeah. That would just be a treasure trove of Dennis jokes for him. The cardinal has so many teeth that Rick Pacino would maybe not remember. No, no, no, maybe in a minute. Yeah. I'll stay away from that one. Go ahead, Shirley.

Shirley. You can't be serious. What's up? Classic. Go ahead. Shirley, how you doing? I'm all right. I'm listening to you guys.

Yeah. It's unusual I listen to this day in and day out, but you've got the best show in the world. Thank you, Shirley. We love you. Does that mean Kentucky Sports Radio has the best show or part of my take has the best show? I think Matt, Ryan and Shannon.

Oh. All right, Shirley, how do you think we've been doing so far today? Fine. Okay. Hey, you don't miss it. No, with Steve Urban, you don't mix it with no code for the break.

Cool it. Hold on. Right. No, no. If you put a little Sprite in your Kentucky bourbon will really bring out the taste. Or some sweetened tea. I have had my water with it.

Yeah. I like it with some sweetened tea. Shirley, can you turn the radio down? I actually don't care. I just always wanted to say that to somebody they called in. Okay, okay. Shirley, can I ask you a question?

Yeah. How do you pronounce Louisville? Louisville. Louisville. I heard Louisville. No. Okay. It's actually Louisville.

I know, after you wrote, look. Okay. And then tell me the Mount Rushmore. Do you know the Mount Rushmore thing we do? So you pick like the top four best things. Give us the Mount Rushmore of things about Kentucky. Ah, the mountains. Okay.

The high mountains, they're called trees. Like I live where they have a herbwood tree. Okay. I love trees too. Anything else? I can't really think of anything else. Basketball? Why don't you play the other game with her

that you guys like to do? Oh, yeah. The Race Horse or what? Yeah, yeah. Why don't we play a fun game? This one's called Race Horse or Porn Star, okay? So we're going to give you a name. I thought you were calling me.

Let's do it. We're going to give you a name and you're going to tell us if it's a Race Horse or a Porn Star. We invented this game a couple minutes ago. So you ready, Shirley? Your first one is Ron Jeremy. I would say that you ain't no Porn Star.

Okay. That is a Porn Star. You thought I said Ron Jeremy, which is a Race Horse. But Ron Jeremy is a Porn Star. Okay, what about? Okay, I misunderstood you. Yeah. All right, so let's try another one.

Jenna Jamison. Jenna Jamison is a Porn Star. Oh, wow, you watch a lot of porn, huh? Okay, okay, nice. Last one, go ahead. The last one is going to be Hungus Humungus. Ooh, tough one. Humungus.

Hungus Humungus. That would have to be a Race Horse. No, it's a Porn Star. That's okay. I'm going to write you a prescription as a doctor because I do live in New York, so technically I have an MD. I'm going to write you a prescription to watch more porn.

I mean, I don't even watch TV. There we go. Well, it's on the internet, but yeah, I like it. I like it. I do not care for computers or internet, and I don't deal with any of that. All right, I like you, Shirley. That's that me.

You know what that means? You're off the grid. And just like Ryan with the landline phone. Yep. Yes, I've had a landline for years and years. And you're crystal clear right now. Yeah. Hey, Shirley, last question before we let you go.

What do you think about Ryan Lemon's new hair? Honey, I think he is tremendous. I haven't seen him, but I can just imagine what he looks like. Yeah, maybe keep it in the imagination because he's ugly otherwise. I have a grandson that lost all of his hair and he is the most handsome bald-headed person in the world.

Well, if you want some, I'm sure that they'd be able to get some hair from Drew's ass to put on his head. Yeah. So that's always an option. No, no, no, no, no. He has that alopecia area of which I tried that years ago. It didn't work.

Wow, so PFT just made fun of your grandson who has an actual condition. I didn't. Pretty messed up. It is a, just like there's several people that have the condition, just like... Charlie Villanueva. Yeah, Charlie Villanueva.

Well, so what's his name? That used to have the million dollar show. Were you open up the suitcase? Regis Fulbic. No, Howie Mandel. Howie Mandel. Yeah, he's also a huge... Yeah, he used to have a little basketball in the world.

Wait, hold on one second now. Shirley, how would you know who Howie Mandel is if you don't have a TV? I mean, I am 80 years old. And I know these people. I worked with these people. Okay. I'm just saying.

And I just did away with TV on account of my nephew. Oh, okay. Okay. All right. Gotcha. So you're a reason, yeah. Well, I did have it for years and years until I moved back here in the country.

I did away with it because he was becoming a couch potato. Well, I like that. Whatever you call him. Yeah, the damn millennials. That's great. He was eating all your avocados and watching your TV too much. Let me ask you this.

How do you watch Kentucky basketball games? I don't, I listen to them. Oh, that is fantastic. That's old school. And my girlfriend across the creek, Mrs. Radcliffe, she, her son and her, well, she is, she's four years younger than me. And she is an Ottoman, well, all of her grandsons too.

And they played football and basketball for Kentucky. Oh, wow. Tell her I say sup. Yeah. Mrs. Radcliffe. So surely. Top shelf with me. Love it.

Same. So it's Kentucky radio. I listen to it day in and day out. It never goes off. All right. Well, thank you so much for calling in, Shirley. This was a lot of fun. We appreciate it.

We got to take a break, but we appreciate your calling. And good luck. Good luck with Kentucky basketball this year and football. And I know you'll be listening on the radio. Couldn't you just, I mean, you could talk to Shirley all day. All day.

She's awesome. Butch, what's up Butch? Yeah, yeah. This is a Butch Seismore from Manchester. Okay, what's going on? Butch Seismore from Manchester. Love it. Yeah, I listen to it every day, right there.

And I told her what year I was on. I got to talk to her and tell you. Now, I'm comfortable with Butch. Butch, Butch, Butch. Rotate your satellite dish to the point east. Also take the tongue out of the back of your mouth real quick so we can hear you. I got your back ring on top.

I'm gonna talk about my throat. Okay. But listen, I don't wear a match. I was there. I thought you two birds that, you know, don't have a clue what y'all talking about. Well, same, same Butch. In what way?

We're more similar than you realize. When you stick somebody like that, like one country slayering, Bluegrass, I have one, one idea or two. You have no idea what you're talking about. About Bluegrass music? No other, no other Bluegrass slayers than Ralph Stanley. Okay.

Ralph Stanley home water. Your bucket's got a hole in it. Okay, Butch. Listen, Ralph Stanley's okay, but for my money. I mean, have you ever been to an Eric Church concert? I go church whenever we can, if I can. Butch, do this for me. Power rank this in order.

All right, power like one lamb. All right, I'm gonna give you, I'm gonna give you it to you. The three things that you like to drink with your pappy or your Kentucky bourbon. Pepsi, diet Pepsi, Pepsi Max. Play it again, I'm marching here. Pepsi, diet Pepsi, Pepsi Max, which rank those in how well they go with pappy.

Pappy, I'm gonna talk about pappy. Yeah, we're talking about pappy. Pappy Van Winkle. Pappy Bourbon. I've heard of Pepsi now a while. I've never heard of Pappy. Well, yeah, Pepsi's a better drink than Pappy Van Winkle is.

So I can respect that. Do you, what do you mix with your bourbon? I don't, I don't crack. I got, I got, I got site. Oh, okay. I drop, I drop a broth like that site. Nice. Can I get a witness?

Yeah, no, that's, that's good for you. I wish I didn't drink. I don't actually don't drink. Yeah, you really don't. That's a good one. We just, we just used heroin. Yeah, a lot of heroin. Only inside soccer stadiums though.

Yeah, yeah. Butch, thank you for the call. We appreciate it, man. Good luck, good luck with the, the Wildcat season. Yeah, yeah, go, go Big Blue. I'm Big Blue Wildcat, yes sir. Connor, what's up? Hey, what's going on guys?

I had no idea I was actually gonna be able to go on, sorry, don't worry about that. Hey, can you turn that dog down? I've always wanted to say that. Yeah, don't let him know I have a dog at my house. No. He's gonna make up here and murder it. Oh, that was a brown shirt kick your doorknob.

I've got, I've got people coming to help my house. I've got twin boys unexpectedly coming in September. So they just arrived, of course, as soon as I. Congrats. Settle that real quick. When it comes to twins, is that, did you just have sex once or did you have sex twice really quickly?

So according to the object, as Hank would say, I've learned a lot. I feel like I should have an honorary doctorate. They said the one time, I guess, with the one, one X, so one time. So congrats on the sex once. Yeah, congrats. I don't know if I can say that on here or not.

No, you can. You can say whatever you want. Sexington after all. Hey fellas. Yep. You have made me laugh all morning long. Thanks Steve. Thank you for being there today.

Thanks Steve. Thank you for listening. Are you a fan of our show? Steve, or do you just hear about us today? No, so this is the first time. I love it. First time I've heard you. Thank you so much.

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All right, let's get to some segments. Actually, before we do that, the best part about the DAC Press got an interview was when we finished the interview, we said, okay, see you later. And he didn't hang up. And then his PR person was like, hey, how'd that go, DAC?

And he just goes, terrible. Listen, it could have gone a lot worse than that. We didn't ask him about getting his ass kicked in Panama City. Nope, credit to us. Credit to us. We didn't ask him about shitting himself in the egg bowl. Credit to us.

So we're just gonna assume that both those stories are true. The exact quote was terrible. It has to be about a porn star. Okay, DAC. All right, DAC, you never watched porn. Cool. We'll probably interview him again in like a year. And he just had no recollection

that he actually had an interview with us until we bring up the porn questions. Who's Cowboys backup? I wanna say like, it's either like Chase Daniel, Brandon Whedon. Maybe a Henson and then. Yeah, someone like. Probably Brandon Whedon.

Drew Henson. No, I think it was Drew Henson. The Bears might have gotten Chase Daniel. That'll right be. I'm gonna go with McGee. It's still McGee. Someone look it up. All right, let's do segments though.

Also, actually, before we do segments, I have a little stay woke. Yes, Chase Daniel is the backup for the Bears now. And Kellen Moore. Yeah. Okay. And that was talking back. Okay, well, we're rooting for Chase Daniel

and Kellen Moore now. Yeah. I have a little stay woke real quick. Real, real quick before we get to Bachelor Talk. LeBron's really good friend. Cuffs the legend. Who is LeBron in 2016. Shout it out.

He said, shout out the homie Cuffs the legend. You already know what it is. G day one. Tonight, he has tweeted, only witness tees, no team apparel, no team apparel, staying up late for West Coast NBA games is gonna take some time to adapt to. Body on East Coast time will be the highest selling NBA

jersey of all time in the crown. So he's going to the Clippers. LeBron to LA. That's all we'll say. Yeah. As first reported by us. By us. So, oh yeah, let's eliminate a couple teams just randomly.

Okay, just any other team except for the Lakers. He's not gonna see Wolves. Oh, okay. I was talking about the Clippers though. Yeah, sure. I didn't say, I said he's not going to see Wolves. I thought it was Clippers. Yeah, he's not going to see Wolves.

They got rid of Rivers, so now they're clearing up Capspace. Could also be talking about the Warriors. Yeah. Oh, true. Oh God, that would be so, I actually. It would be funny. I would respect that. I would respect the hell out of LeBron James.

If he just went to the Warriors. You know what I would like, George too. I actually think that LeBron James would screw up the Warriors. Yeah, only one ball. Just one ball. Okay, I'm gonna eliminate, we're going with the Hornets.

Okay. I'm afraid of MJ. Let's do Bachelor Talk for guys that don't watch a Bachelor real quick. I heard, by the way, this is a really bad season. Through the grapevine. Really? Yeah, people didn't complain.

I heard different. I mean, Wayne Newton was in this episode. Oh, that's the best too. On a group date. Welcome to the Coliseum. By the way, he's got a hog on him. He's also. Wayne Newton.

He's also ageless. Just beautiful skin. What? Yeah, his skin looks like he's using that filter thing that people use before they open. The face touch. What? Is Wayne Newton not Newman?

Newman? Wayne Newton is not Newman. He looks like Newman after going on Queer Eye. Wayne Newton is not. What is Newman's name? Wayne Knight. New guy's Wayne Knight. Okay.

Close enough. Hand up. I was gonna say that, so it sounds lit. Perfect. On a group date, the guys had to write a love song to Becca with Wayne Newton in performant in Las Vegas. I mean, that's what I thought. That sounded awesome.

You thought that Newman was performing love songs. Okay, that's actually is awesome. Willis almost, or Will's, I don't know. Will's or Willis almost beat up Chris for interrupting his time with Becca when Chris had already had his time. Yeah. That's a classic Bachelor storyline.

Respect the talking stuff. Well. That's like a Bachelor storyline, Mad Lib. Yeah, but almost beat up. Sounds like you didn't get all the way there, you little beta. You can't go almost beating up someone. Well, you can get in someone's face. Well, then people are like, he's never gonna do anything.

No, but then they break it up because you're about to kick his ass. Yeah, true. Hold me back. And then Becca took Jordan and David on a two on one date, ended up sending both of them home. Whomp.

Oh, I was gonna do that at once. I'm gonna do the whomp. So if you bring, what's that dynamic like if you got two guys on the same date with the Bachelorette? Very weird. It's gotta be weird, right? Yeah, it's gotta be. Yeah, it goes from either I'm gonna send two guys home

or we might have an orgy. That's a wide range of emotions. The London Bridge might come down. The Eiffel Tower might go up. Lucky Pierre. Not you tonight, Becca. Do people still say London Bridge? But yeah, Becca.

Yeah, yeah. The London Bridge is, yeah, that's it. I guess it is a bad season, but if they want a good season, they gotta get way night involved. Yeah, gotta get Newman. He should be the next Bachelorette. Newman, if the Bachelorette people are listening,

get Newman going. All right, so next up we have a not to brag, but we called it. So, Julian Edelman, didn't do steroids. Is that true? No, it's still very much up in the air. I did some research on this too. Hank, where did you read that the NFL side

or that the arbitrator sided with Julian Edelman? The number one source for unbiased Patriots news, barcelsports.com. Okay. Was that a Jerry Thornton article by any chance? And I did not read the article, I just saw the headline. Okay, okay.

I was wondering, I was like, I went to look for it? Yeah. Like, Hank must know something, I don't know. Now, with that said, we are still standing by the fact that Julian Edelman is innocent. Last I checked in this country, you're innocent until proven guilty, especially if you play video games

with a co-host of the podcast. So, yeah, so, Julian Edelman, Justice for Jules is what we're gonna do, little hashtag for you. So, let's get bubs free. Yes. All right, next up we have a little PR 101. This one is a wild story.

What do you look for, Hank? Did you find anything? Report, the NFL made mistakes with Julian Edelman's peace sample. Well, that's what he's claiming. Okay. But I believe him. I believe him, yeah.

So, that's actually the truth. So, yeah, so the NFL is actually guilty until proven innocent. Okay, so Justice for Jules complete. Good job, guys. We did it, guys. Next up, before we get to guys on chicks. How's it feel to be an SJW now?

We're officially SJWs. We're social justice now. Yeah, we fought for Julian Edelman's social justice. True. And we succeeded. Yes. So, we have Archie Bradley, who is a diamond back starting pitcher.

He revealed on a podcast this week. Thanks for coming on our show. Dan Herron, thanks for hooking it up. That he pooped his pants. Going, he pitched a game while he had poop in his butt. He was, quote, I was warming up to go in a game. I knew I had the next hitter. I knew he was on deck.

The at bat was kind of taking a little bit as a bullpen guy. So, he's a bullpen guy. As a bullpen guy in these big situations, I call him nervous peas, where like, I don't have to pee a lot, but I know I have to pee before I go into the game. That's actually called jizz.

I can't believe I'm telling you this. And then he says, so it's a two, two count. And I'm like, man, I have to pee, I have to pee. So, I run in our bathroom real quick. I'm ready to go. I'm trying to pee and I actually shit my pants. Like, right before I'm about to go in the game, I poop my pants.

I'm like, oh my gosh. I know I'm about to pitch. And he walked out there. He got thrown in the game and he was pitching with poop in his pants. Right, it's actually precom. Not pee is what he meant to say. Yeah, it's one of those situations where

if you want a kind of clear name, just blame it on Dan Herron. He's your pitching coach. This was actually probably Dan Herron's idea to get like a small statistical advantage. He realized that pitchers that have shit in their pants are a little bit more motivated to get out of that inning faster.

The craziest thing is Dan Herron has a whole, like his whole last few years of his career. He said that he would take so much amodium before he went on the mound. Like, how does the pitching coach miss this? How do you not have everyone take amodium? Because Dan was taking all of it. So, there was none left for anybody else.

Unreal. Either way, I just want to say, I mean, everyone knows that I've stand to not shame people who poop their pants as adults. And so, I have no problem with this. It's actually really big day for my movement because now we have professional athletes doing it. Yeah, it took away a lot of the stigma between him and you.

I think that's a good ground swell. Yeah, the inarchy. There's also nothing in the rulebook that says that you can't shit on the baseball. So, if you've been eating Greek food, it's a gyro ball. True, true. That's, we're good. Boom, yeah.

A little hummus and pita. The spin rate on a ball with shit on it, actually the toilet has a pretty high spin rate too. Yeah, well, the other way. Yeah, well, in Australia. In Australia, you know what I was thinking, guys, either way, you can't do cool about this. No, I did, it was not an invitation.

Yeah, he told me mentioned it. That was not an invitation to do that. The incontinent of Australia. Let's do guys on chicks. Except boys, especially bin cat. Ooh, bin cat. My boyfriend, bin cat. Yeah, bin cat, because I got the bin.

Except bin cat, and it's just, oh, okay. Yeah, it's a thing. Now you're really cleaning up. They put a name in front of a cat. My boyfriend keeps making fun of girls and guys with small butts around me, saying how they should do squats or eat more. True.

I lost weight recently. Is he passively aggressive? Is he passively aggressively butt shaming me? What should I do? Absolutely. Squats. A lot of squats. Either that or just gain the weight back.

Yeah. Yeah, gain it back so much that you got a big badunca dunk. And then he'd be like, oh, I thought you wanted this. It's actually great. You get to spend the next six months just shoveling funnel cake into your mouth, just gain all that weight, and then it's his fault if he doesn't love you. Here's a quick, pardon my take, exercise plan.

Eat anything you want. Just make sure you lunge on the way to the refrigerator. You're good. Yeah, that's good. Subboys, especially PFT, do guys with long hair like when their hair is pulled during sex? Well, I don't really have sex. So I'm going to say yes, just because I've actually never

had my hair pulled during sex, and I think I'd like it. OK. Would you scream? Oh, yeah. That's great. Would Michael Raport say like, I'm going to grease up that ponytail real good? Oh, yeah, you're going to fuck you.

Yeah, I'm going to fuck you. He's going to fuck you real good. Hey, PMT, especially Big Cat. So I went on a date with a guy I really liked him, but I usually only date tall guys, and he's shorter than JT Barrett. What should I do? How tall is JT Barrett?

Well, JT Barrett. JT Barrett's like, can't throw a football. Six-two, right? Still can't believe. I mean, he's not a good court right now. Six-two. Yeah. Yikes.

So short and JT Barrett. That's really short. That's actually really short. I agree with you. This woman has unrealistic expectations out of guys. No, I would disagree. I think a lot of guys are over six-two. No.

The best guys are over six-two. That's actually not true. It's actually natural selection. Now you're getting further away from the truth. No. If you look back in history. Better pad level. The human, your heads up in the clouds.

PC's has gotten taller as time has gone on, so the short people have been weeded out. Well, so statistically Asians are shorter than Americans, but there are more of them. Yeah, but they're getting taller over time. I don't know about that. I don't even remember what the question was. I think it was like my boyfriend is only moderately tall.

Should I dump him? Yes. Yes. The answer is yes. You should be aiming for six-three or higher. If you're going for a tall guy, go for a really tall guy. Like six-six or above. Otherwise, you got to go beneath six feet

to find the real dudes. Last week, my boyfriend and I went to Verizon to get me a new iPhone X. When we were at the store, he admittedly insisted that I get a waterproof case. He told me it was because we go to the beach frequently and hang out around pools a lot. He then paid for the waterproof one when I wanted a less expensive case.

Three days later, my phone was missing and found my boyfriend jabberjaying in the shower with my phone. Should I be happy I have an expensive case or concerned he was willing to pay $50 to jabberjay in the shower? What is jabberjay? That's what you wrote.

I'm guessing jackoff. Is that a su-shu? I feel like that's an app. I definitely think it's an app where you have a song play and then you do lip-syncing around it. I think it's jabberjaying together. It sounds to me like a self-suck app. No, I think it's like jabberjay?

Remember that app where you became elves that danced around for a while? That's what it is, I think. It's jabberjaying. So no, that sounds totally normal to me. You shouldn't be upset. You should be upset at yourself for calling it jabberjay. That's one of those situations where your parents were like,

all right, these are your private parts. We don't talk about that. This is a jabberjay. That's your Virginia. No one was like, hey, you can say jerk off and masturbate. It's okay. I'm gonna look up jabberjay right now because this is very interesting.

If it's not an app, we should probably squat on that because that's a great app name. Jabberjay. Okay, so it looks like it is an app. Okay, so sorry about making fun of you. Wait, it's a genetic mutation from the Hunger Games. Okay, so we're back on, okay, making fun of you.

Not now, yeah. My boyfriend really gets off to role-playing about having sex with my sister. I play along in the bedroom because it makes him finish quicker, but sometimes he brings it up at appropriate times, inappropriate times. Is this something-

Yeah, like when he's having sex with you. Is this something all guys are into or is my boyfriend gonna end up trying to bang my sister? Definitely the latter. That is... Well, listen, every guy loves twins, so I need to know if your sister's a twin or not before I can responsibly answer.

Man, this is one of those situations where if this question is real, we've gone too far. Yeah. We're past the point in overturn. But good luck. All right, last one. Sub-PMT fellows, especially Chunk Cat. Oh, shit.

So my boyfriend has recently started taking golf lessons from another woman who I'm not gonna lie, is pretty attractive. He has been spending multiple hours a week with this lady, spending tons of money, but says he is too tight on money to take me on fancy dates like he used to. Should I be worried?

How should I approach him about my concern? Yeah, you gotta beat him at golf. Yeah, well, you also should be worried because if he's just gonna be one of those golf dudes, he's never gonna be around. Or you should just get a personal trainer, a hot personal trainer, little tit for tit. Yeah, I like that.

Or just if you kick his ass at golf, then you're like, hey listen, stop spending all that money on golf because you're never gonna get good. Or just say you wanna get golf lessons so you guys can play together and then take golf lessons with her. Yeah. Really find out what the deal is.

And get one of those like way oversized visors that some old ladies wear when they play golf. Dudes love it when you do all their hobbies with them all the time. And then especially if you're better than them. Yeah. With their hobbies. Yes, beat him in golf.

Yeah, beat him in turn. By the way, who takes golf lessons? Just suck, dude. Just go out to the driving range. We all suck at golf. So just suck with the rest of us. It's good for a reason. Yeah, it's a little ridiculous.

I don't think, you know what? I don't think he's actually taking golf lessons. Yeah, I think we probably fell for that one. Whoops. All right, that's our show. Friday we have Brian Scalbrini. Next week, July 4th week, we are taking a vacation. The first one we probably have ever taken,

but we're still gonna have two shows for you because we love you. So we'll explain all that on Friday. We're gonna have a Monday and Friday show. You know what I've learned? Is that preparing to take a vacation is exhausting. It's almost not worth taking a vacation. We've literally been interviewing people

for the last two weeks straight so that you can have shows next week, July 4th week. So we'll have a Monday and Friday show. We'll explain it. It will be great. It's actually gonna be longer. So it's like a little, they're leaving the food out for the cat.

But we will explain that all on Friday with Brian Scalbrini. I love you guys. And as a special bonus treat, we're gonna do something pretty magical on the show. This is the world premiere of Punk, my band's new hit single. Well, it's probably a hit. It's definitely a hit single.

It's 69 Things I Put My Dick In, a heartfelt tribute to Jason Biggs. The world premiere of the music video is coming out tomorrow at three. But here's the song. How'd that go? Terrible. Really?

Yeah, they asked me on a porn star. What? Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! 69 Things I Put My Dick In, 69 Things I Fucked,

Life Gets Hard When Your Dicks Got Scars Cause Your Dick Keeps Getting Stuck. I put my dick in spaghetti And did it look pretty Too much garlic, my rotini got smelly Some creamy Some chunky Had a peanut butter face

But I never fucked honey Some long hair, my lawn chair Stuck animal, brick, flare, a poster, a toaster A George Foreman roaster A record A leopard I put it inside a dead journey shepherd That one was messed up

Sometimes I regret stuff Through the jest I put my dick inside a bottle A ketchup, a batch There's a cactus My handy get practice A bowl of warm water Yeah, my dick is a bad dick

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