Pardon My Take - Dog Show Judge Rick Weyrich + Howie Mandel

Episode Date: February 13, 2019

We went to the Westminster Dog Show and didn't get kicked out this time (2:27 - 8:04). Kyler Murray is playing Football (8:04 - 15:39). Hot Seat Cool Throne including bugs and Matthew Stafford some day being in the Hall of Fame (15:39 - 30:10). Dog Show Judge Rick Weyrich joins the show to talk about dog shows, what the perfect dog looks like, how Westminster works, and bonus he judges Leroy and Stella (30:10 - 65:05). TV Host and Superstar Howie Mandel joins the show to talk about his career and how disgusted he is with our germs/peeing into sinks (65:05 - 80:47). Segments include bachelor talk for guys that don't watch the Bachelor, stay woke, trouble in paradise Papa John is a Uk fan now, as a white guy esquire profiles a white kid, and guys on chicks. You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

Hey, pardon my take listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen, ad-free, on Amazon Music. On today's part of my take, we have Dog Show Judge Rick Wyrich, yes, that is right, we have Dog Show Judge Rick Wyrich. We talked to him about what goes into dog shows, what goes into judging dogs, Dalmatians, how many dog testicles he's touched in his life. Actually a very fun, illuminating interview, something a little different because we had

the Westminster show and we'll talk about going to that. We also have Howie Mandel, you probably know him because you've seen him on TV, well he joined us, he was disgusted by us, he wanted to punch Bubba in the face, but I actually kind of like Howie because he's got a brand and he owns it. We have Bachelor Talk for guys that don't watch The Bachelor, Hot Seat, Cool Throne, and guys on chicks. Before we get to all of that though, studies show that 52% of guys will experience erectile dysfunction at some point in their life.

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You were in it. Oh okay, it's so funny. I remember it was awesome. Wednesday, February 13th, we almost got stuck in time right there. Stuck in the snake draft. Imagine if I never said that and we just didn't, then the show would have just gone forever and we would have lost. It would have been interstellar.

Snuck in the snake draft that is February. Yes, the month of February. What's up guys? So Westminster Dog Show, we went. We went. Bad boys are back. We did not get kicked out. We had tickets this time.

We were technically not allowed in, but we still went. Yup. Fuck the man. Up close and personal. Some really good boys and girls. We're blowing some vape smoke in their ear. Again, a real high before the show. Blowing.

Yup. I thought that was going to be something different. But yeah. Were you vaping in there? Dude, you got to vape in there. You were not vaping in there. You can't vape in a dog's face. You can.

I've done it and I will continue to. Dogs love vape. It's a relatively unknown fact, but I would imagine that the more chill a dog is, the higher percentage it has to win its competition. So I can't tell if those dogs are chill or not because all their owners are crazy. Do you know what I mean? Yeah. No, the dog owners, just any animal competition owner is going to have a high probability

of just being like a real wing bat. It's like debutants or like when they have the little like little girls and pageants. That's different. Pageant moms. And then dog show people. So fun time. A lot of people dressed like they were going on the Titanic, tuxedos and mink coats, which is a weird move to wear like a mink coat to an animal show.

Yeah. Just being like, Hey, you better, you better act right because I'm liable to turn you into a jacket. We really hate PETA. We're not only wearing these coats, but we love full breeding of dogs. Half. Yeah. Half the people were wearing like a formal wear evening, formal wear.

And then the other half were just wearing shirts that had dogs on them. Just to remind everybody, Hey, in case you didn't know the fact that I was attending a dog show outside of this, I also support dogs. I love your dog use. Can I address the elephant in the room with the dog show? Dog balls are very weird. And they vary from breed to breed, but you just don't usually see balls on dogs. Because Bob Barker has gotten Hank had looked confused with me for a second.

I'm talking about like tennis balls. No, I'm talking about the testicles, the testes. It's just an unsettling sight because you just, you don't really usually see dog balls. Yeah. But Leroy's balls off when he was like eight months old, because they hung down so much that when he'd sit on the ground, he just smashed him right in there. Yeah. And he'd be like, oh, he didn't realize that he was just.

Yeah. That's when you're supposed to do it. Yeah. So we just said, Hey, we're going to cut these off. And now they're in a jar in our living room, which is nice. That's really nice. Maybe wear them as a necklace sometime. Yeah.

But yeah. You're exactly. Your dog show was cool. We got to go check it out. I don't really have, we have a judge on the show, which is actually was very fun. Get inside. And by the way, I have to say, shout out to our bookers because they got a judge who had a great sense of humor.

Rick Weirich was a guy. Delightful. Delightful. I gave him, I gave him a passing grade on his demeanor. Now what happens at the dog show if the dogs just start fucking? I think you just get awesome dogs. I mean, yeah, you get, but they're, they might not like those awesome dogs. Well, those would be months.

Yeah. But months are better. Yeah. I'm just saying, like you see, you see that the jowls on the Neapolitan mast, if you're like fellas and you're like, whoa, yeah, I can see myself. Yes. You know, you guys know what I'm saying. You know what I'm saying.

If you're, if I'm a dog, there's a lot of temptation at the dog show. All the dogs listening know what we're saying. It's, it's the most beautiful dogs in the world. It's like Temptation Island basically. It's the hottest dogs. You get them in a room together and you shake them around. They're going to end up fucking. And there's dog balls everywhere.

Yeah. So let's move from, we have more dog show talk with the dog show judge, but let's go to the real news of the day. Joe Madden has released the catchphrase for the Cubs own it now. I like that's Cub better. Yeah. Dude, I'm so done with fucking catchphrases. I just wanted to stop.

Is that what's going to be on the sweatshirts when they come out in October? You get it. Own it now because then if you were rearranged, it spells one. What? Own it now then. Own it now. Now backwards is one. So you're.

Is that why he just wanted to use the word now? Yeah. It's the dumbest thing ever. So it's the dumbest fucking thing ever. Now that's what I call music really just means like best album of the year. Stop doing phrases. We don't need phrases anymore. Okay.

Own it now. Just bring it back to magicians. Yeah. The real show. I like it. I like it. Oh, that's West Side what you just did. Be careful.

Don't show that around here. That's actually Magga Hank supporting President Bush. Whoo. Uh, no, the real news. The real news is we have Kyler Murray has made the correct decision and he's going to be an NFL quarterback. Yes, he is. A really good one probably too.

And now we get to debate for the next two months whether he will be a first rounder, which he will. He will be. He will. But, but people are going to have fun debating it. Let's not look too far ahead. We're still going to be able to debate for the next two weeks how tall he is before he gets measured.

Right. So there's, there's a lot of people saying he's not 5'10", a lot of people saying 5'9". Well, actually I think he's 5'8 and a half. I'm kind of rooting for that. I think no one's saying he's 5'10". I'm kind of rooting for that, man. Uh, I mean he, he will, he will be carrying the flag for us 5'9", guys. Throw some hair and then puff it up.

The thing you're not talking about with him though, he has tall shoulders. Oh. So when he throws it's like an extra inch. He does have tall shoulders. An absolute cannon of an arm. So I think he'll be fine and, but it'll be fun to watch everyone try to do some hand ringing. It wasn't enough that we had to do the baseball versus football debate.

Now we have to do the will he be a first rounder. Again he will be. He will be. He will be. My concern is like you want to, GM wants to draft a prototypical size quarterback because then if they ever get fired, they're like, Hey, well, you know what, I drafted the 6'4 guy, right? Um, cause they're saying, Oh, he's going to get his passes knocked down.

But I submit that getting your passes batted at the line of scrimmage is better because some of those balls would have turned into interceptions. True. So Brock Osweiler throws a lot of balls that don't get tipped. And he tripped over himself. That's why he throws so many interceptions. Kyler Murray will not trip over himself. That's a fact.

He is lower to the ground. And then the A's, poor A's, they're doing this thing where they, they think they can still make him not a football player. It's very sad. Look, baseball is great. Americans pastime, but if you have the choice of being an NFL quarterback or an outfielder, maybe an outfielder for the Oakland A's, it's not really a choice. And it's like you're, it's the national brand of being a national hero versus being maybe

at your absolute peak. Like look at Mike Trout. Okay. Who? Yeah. Brock Osweiler has probably more. You probably, well, that's a bad example because he's taller. Yeah.

But starting quarterbacks in NFL are the top of their apex predators in the sports world. Especially if there are ducks involved. Right. And you just shoot all of them and kill them. Shingle your fucking, your shed with a bunch of ducks. By the way, Trout was in that picture too. Yeah, he was. I didn't even realize it.

I had no idea. I was just like, Hey, here's Carson Wentz and a bunch of fans that went duck shooting together. And then Carson Wentz and he just sided his entire house with ducks. It's going to be weird if Kyler Murray does go to the Cardinals because there's that thing like he signed with Cliff Kingsbury's agents and no two players and coaches in the history of the NFL have had the same agent before. Like this is, it's weird that something doesn't happen.

Who knows. But if he goes to Arizona and then the athletics go down there for spring training in Phoenix and he sees like Billy Bean at the hot dog stand and it's like, Hey, tell you what, I'll pay for this one. Billy Bean. Good. Hot dogs are undervalued. The other rumor that's going around.

I saw this floated out there that the, that the Cardinals are going to draft Kyler Murray and then the Patriots are going to trade for Josh Rosen because it's the, you now Hank have to deal with the who's, who's, who is bell check going to bring in behind Tom Brady. I pray that it's Wilgreer. I need it. He's, he's primed for that late first round, second round, third round. I don't know. I don't know where he's going to be drafted.

He'll probably wherever he's going to be drafted today, he will be drafted higher once the draft comes because that's every quarterback just keeps going up and up and up. The thing about NFL quarterbacks that are drafted in the first round, they immediately lose value. They're like a used car. Once you take them off the lot. So Josh Rosen lost a lot of value this year. If you were to just trade a draft pick for him, probably what would you give him like

a, I would give him first round, first round, first pick. You wouldn't. Yeah. If you were, if you're Bill Belichick, what are you offering for Rosen? First round. Probably fifth round. No. First round.

Actually probably 199th, the sixth round pick that Tom Brady picked. No, I always, I'm a big draft where you get drafted is what your value is for the rest of your life. So what I'm saying is like he loses value in his first year, but then once you're starting quarterback for two years or more, then you become, then you gain value. Well then everyone talks about, are they going to pay him? Yeah. It's a contract.

It's coming up. But then you get a sucker team like the Vikings to step in and pay somebody that's not very good because they've gotten better. It's a very weird market for an NFL quarterback. Kirk Cousins with his fricking, the, the, the suntan lotion on his nose. I had a good tweet that I didn't use. Oh, wow. No, no.

Sounds like it was good. Maybe I can do a, maybe I can do a, don't compliment yourself. A verbal tweet. Well, it didn't go out there. Yeah. It was similar to the Drew Brees thing that I didn't tweet the other week. So Kirk Cousins. Oh, another great one.

I thought the picture of him with a sunglasses or no, without, what was it, the sunscreen all over his face, right? Yeah. Just a dripping sunscreen off of his nose. And it's like, Tom Brady, I let my kids kiss me on my face. Kirk Cousins, hold my beer. Oh, that's, yeah. Yeah.

Then tweet that one out. Yeah, that's, that's a little bunch. But you can imagine. Yeah. Oh, I just did. Yeah. I just did. Um, hey, Hank, Seeky question, promo code take, get $10 off Seeky purchase.

Great deal. You ready for it? I am. My hot seat is Bigfoot and Aliens. Yes. So Jose Canseco, hopefully a future recurring guest to the show, need to get him on. We have to pay him first. Future recurring just kind of blew my mind.

Pete Rosen, Jose Canseco, the only two guys that have demanded payment. You know what it'll do? It'll be like the parent trap and we'll tell them that Jose is paying Pete to appear on the show and that Pete is paying Jose to appear on the show, then let them send invoices to each other. The freaky Friday one. Uh, yes. Same movie.

He's been tweeting out like all day today to go on a Bigfoot and Alien excursion with Jose Canseco, contact Morgan management and then he just put out a phone number. Love it. So that, that service has got to be blown up. Uh, it's only a matter of time before, you know, we find Aliens, Bigfoot and then we're like, well, if Jose Canseco is on the case, they're as good as caught. That's what I'm saying. It's only a matter of time.

Yeah. Right. Once the, once the excursion happens, we're going to be in the whatever, another universe. I like how he combined two of them like aliens and Bigfoot. Well, if you're going out for a Bigfoot, uh, haunt, you might as well catch, you know, aliens while you're out there. I figure it's one of those like shoot for the moon, even if you miss, you'll land amongst the stars.

Nice. Like if you just have that in like a nice painting above your bed. Yeah. Well, if you got two of them, if your chances are you're going to get at least one of your two goals, right? Right. Right. And then if you don't get either, it's like, well, our goals were too lofty.

Uh, and then like, it'll just be Ozzy wearing a Chewbacca costume. Ozzy can say, go, he just shoots his brother. My cool throne is kids disappearing. So apparently this could have been a, this could have been a hank's hot in the streets, but apparently the cool new trend. I don't know if that's how you do it. This isn't cool. No.

CBS Baltimore tweeted this out, parents beware, which means, you know, it's cool. Teens are apparently daring each other to disappear for two days in hopes their picture will show up on social media. So that's what the kids, the cool kids are doing. Yeah. There's just the most classic local news story of all time when they thought, like somebody sent in a hot tip that kids were eating Tidepods. Oh, so you're trying to go five.

And then they came, yeah. Yeah. Okay. I'm actually, I don't know kids, don't do this. But if you do go viral, I mean, there is something to be said about being viral. Like your name, like a picture of you with like thousands and thousands of retweets. Fuck. That's the dream.

This is a pickle now. I see where, I see. Okay. And then everybody's going to be happy to see you when you get back. By the way, don't do this. This is not funny, not a funny segue, but remember abducted in Plain Sight, we're doing the review on Monday. What the fuck?

You saw it. I mean, Jesus did. What the fuck? PFT saw it for like three days and he became super viral. Right? PFT texted me. He was like, what the fuck? Yeah.

There's a lot of what the fuck's in there. We'll get to it. So watch it. Also, what the fuck? Features like one of the best friends of all time. One of the great friend move. Yeah. Just a buddy move.

What the fuck? Yeah. Netflix is stealing that. What do you mean? I mean, he's like, oh, we need more crime documentaries. I'm obsessed. I didn't mean to make that a mean tone, but whatever. Netflix said, how can we recommend abducted in Plain Sight?

Like throughout the entire one, you'll just keep saying, what the fuck? First of all, Netflix, you're not allowed to swear. They stole what the fuck? Yeah. Well, they stole. Like, I mean, everyone's been tweeting, what the fuck? What the fuck? Hey, Netflix, we're already going to buy your shit.

We're already going to watch all the crime dramas like back off. Let us say what the fuck. Yeah. So please don't investigate who's sharing passwords. Thank you. Correct. I tried to follow them. I want to slide in and be like, free password?

Probably. Yeah. They'd probably give it to you. Yeah, they'd probably. I mean, nobody really pays for Netflix, right? I feel like if you slide in, we could maybe like get a show. Oh, TV show? Question mark?

Oh, how many retweets for our own TV show? Do it. Yeah, let's do that. Do it. Okay. My hot seat is insects. Okay. They are dying at an alarming rate.

Oh, no. 1% of the world's insects are now going extinct. That's actually bad. Yes. That's why they're on the hot seat. Yeah. It's really bad. We're all in the hot seat then.

So, no. Well, it's going to take a while for it to reach us. Plus. What's a while? Let me do the math real quick. 100 years. So we're going to be dead, which is great. Feels like.

I don't really care about bugs. So let's stop calling them insects. They're bugs. That's what they are. Yeah. And spiders are included in this. You don't understand. You take when you didn't care about beavers.

And I told you, they are the linchpin to the entire ecosystem. I don't think I ever said I didn't care about beavers or wolves. I know. And now bugs? No. Someone make a list. PFT doesn't care about any of your favorite animals. I care very deeply about wolves.

That's why I want to see them culled so that the ecosystem can thrive. All you bug people out there, PFT is just shitting down your mouth, whatever. I don't know how they, like, how do you think they do the counting of all these bugs? Buffalo Bill. You're listening. All the insects you have in your house, you creep. To say, like, 40% of the world's insects are dying at an alarming rate. Like, whose job is that to count?

I mean, if you go on Barstool Gold, that's a perfect, that was not a planned plug. But if you go on Barstool Gold, we talk to a marine biologist whose job is to literally count the fish in the ocean. I feel like a bug's harder to count than a fish. Well, you just, I think you just kind of count, like, you know, your backyard. And then you're like, well, there's a billion backyards. Mm, multiply? Yep.

And then they just send, like, Eli Manning outside. And then when he gets back in, they check his mouth, see how many have flown in there over the course of an hour, and then multiply that by 365. That's how many are dying this year. Both work. Yeah, okay. My other hot seat is everyone. Oh, I thought we already, the bugs and then us.

No, everyone is on the hot seat for a different reason, much more immediate reason. And that is El Chapo has just been convicted. And so there will be punishment. I'm sure he is not going to take this lightly. I'm sure he's planning his escape as we speak. But he's not in an American jail. If he's not already escaped, you think that there's a jail in the world that can contain El Chapo?

Yeah, we're good. We're good. My friend, my friend, he's in your, he's in your neighborhood. No, be worried about the next guy, because they're, they're like, El Chapo's done, now there's a next guy. It's like when Pablo Escobar died, everything turned to chaos. Right. So be worried about that.

And there's not a central kingpin. But don't worry about El Chapo. I'm worried about El Chapo. No. And I'll know, fortunately for me, I live farther away from him than you do, where he's currently being stored. Where is he being stored? In Brooklyn.

What? So you will die before I will. I'll have a nice little heads up. All right, now I'm worried. Yeah. You and Hank. He's really in Brooklyn? Yeah.

You and Hank won't show up for work for two days and will either be to go super viral or because El Chapo has killed you. And so I'll have a nice heads up to, to just run away from New York City. They're going to keep him somewhere else though. He's going to Leavenworth. Well, I don't know. That's where they send everyone. That's where Mike Vic went.

Did he? Yeah. And he got out. Shit. That's true. He did. Yeah. He's coaching teams now.

Well, no, he's not. He's quitting teams now. He's quitting teams now. Yeah. He could be anywhere. My cool throne is dads. Okay. Because we're all in agreement now that traveling is no longer called in the NBA.

So dads, you were right. They don't call it anymore. It was a gather step, bro. It's tough to walk. No. It was five steps. Bradley Beal, he put the hezzy. He put the major hezzy on recurring guest Blake.

And if you see Blake Griffin's face when he was like flying past him, no, he just had this look like what the fuck, why are you going to gather stuff? There were three gather steps and then there were two more steps. No one said you can't take multiple gather steps. Is that a rule? Yeah. You just take as many guys as long as you say gather step, yell it out like bank. It's like yelling first.

Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Well, I was saying that dads, because if you've had a dad, they always say like, oh, they don't. We all had a dad. There's a dad, a dad, a dad, and they were struggling. What else do they say?

Fanny Packs are coming back. Right about that. That's not the plan of the day, they're getting smaller again all the time. That's a good thing. I called that two years ago. Remember that? I call it constantly. I call it constantly, in general.

Yeah. Shorts are my thing. Yeah. And so dads are definitely on the cool throne. And also my cool throne is hockey fellowship. Okay. So did you see, there was this pick up all over the place. There was a pickup hockey game and a player died on the ice in like a beer league.

That's not fun. Yeah, it wasn't fun until one of the other players went over and gave him mouth-to-mouth and CPR and Brought him back to life. So he didn't so it's like he got arrested. He yeah, he did not die He he died for a matter of minutes. He's still alive. I'm just saying you don't see that in the NBA He's not dead. His life was detained. Yeah, his life was hell was detained by Satan God held his life He said Satan noise a hockey player. Oh, yeah, that's right So his life was held by God It's the ultimate hezzy if it was the NBA like dying for a second and then coming back Pulled yeah pulled the hezzy on Satan. Well, it's a gather step. It was a gather step on Satan. All right

My hot seat. I got to the first is I'm looking at it live right now. No the Los Angeles Lakers Oh, what do you think I was gonna say? The Los Angeles Lakers are losing right now by seven points to the Atlanta Hawks with 126 left in the game. Can I also just friendly reminder that the Los Angeles Lakers if the playoff started today Would not be in it. They are do they start today? They're nope, but there'll be three games out after tonight's loss to the Hawks and There's another team in between them. So just a hmm. Just start looking about you know All the brown out my arm. I don't want to miss the playoffs

Well, so since they beat the Celtics that means it must mean the Celtics are really bad Well, that it's funny because everyone's like that happened Rondo hit the game winner And I was like well problem solved. This is the Lakers are okay, and then They're out of the playoffs right now. All right. My other hot seat is the NFL Hall of Fame You ready for this boys? You ready for some stats? Tell me who the all-time NFL QB through age 30 was in passing yards attempts completions tell me Through age 30 Bart's dog who is number one in passing in passing yards passing yards

Completions or attempts no in attempts and incompletions well in all those all three of those Stafford Matthew Stafford Matthew Stafford turned 31 earlier this week He through age 30 is number one in passing yards number one in attempts Number one in completions number two in games played number three in passing touchdowns Matthew Stafford is going to be a real problem for the NFL Hall of Fame when he plays 10 more years and has every record And is the shittiest quarterback of all time. Well, he was drafted 1-1 overall, so he's actually a very very good I've been warning people about your chart, but I've been warning people about this This is Matthew Stafford

He came around at the perfect time where he got all of the like new offensive NFL because even you know Tom Brady Peyton Manning all those guys like Drew Brees at the beginning of their career They didn't first of all they didn't play right away Except Peyton Manning, but they also weren't in the NFL with the offensive rules the way they are now Matthew Stafford was basically the most perfect Terrible quarterback to come along and play as much as he is if he plays for like 10 more years He will have every record I think you're overlooking the fact that he's gotten to play in the Lions for a long time

It's not like he's running the ball in the second half No, it's it he is it everything has worked out perfectly Matthew Stafford is going to be hilarious when he owns records How much are like nope not a Hall of Famer how much responsibility do you feel as a Bears fan that your team has led to this twice a year? They have I think you got a look in the mirror before you start addressing Matthew Oh, they're an easy there an easy win now. That's what that's what I can't remember someone other bears said that don't say that Was it right down in Superfan I love those guys fucking love those guys Detroit Don is on Twitter now He tweets probably don't want to look too far into those tweets my cool throne is

Antonio Brown Because he broke up with the Steelers before they could break up with him and he said thanks for the memories Pittsburgh Even though he's got three more years on his contract. It's I love that move. Just being like later guys It's been fun Who says that means he's leaving maybe I mean he did he literally said peace out He spoke it into the memories as far as I just said thanks for the memories like oh just like a More good times to come no He said like more demands or like new demands hashtag new demands any any dot he bleached his mustache

No, that's a hard turn from where I thought that was gonna go. No, he bleached his mustache and I don't know about the other stuff, but he is he broke up with the Steelers. It's over He's as good as traded right could learn a lot from Heath Miller because if you recall Heath Miller was such a Steeler that he let fans continue believing that he was still on the team three years after he was gone Yeah, whenever Jesse James would catch a ball, right? Yeah, juju could do that for Antonio Brown. Yeah Why do you think like this? Well, you thought Heath Miller and no, I'm saying Pittsburgh fans did yeah I didn't I could tell them apart very easily. You said he's a lot. No did Jesse James. No, I was saying G is see Um

This is gonna be just the Jets getting and Antonio Brown in leave you on Bell and then still winning six games, right? Yes So we're all in agreement they're gonna add a lot of skill positions next year and you know what? It's gonna be a big indictment on on the management for getting rid of Todd bulls when you're too early I want them to both to get I want them to both get in the same team and just have this all go Go down again like leave you on bell is gonna sign a new deal in one year, and it'd be like I'm not paid enough I really hope they just don't both go to the to like the Ravens and then suck on the Ravens They're not gonna go the Ravens. You don't think so. No way cuz Antonio Brown hates hates hates the Steelers ownership right now Yeah, but he hates Mike Tomlin. He hates big Ben the Browns maybe but the Ravens

I mean actually don't throw the ball. You know what just happened Antonio Brown incepted me into believing he was leaving as a free agent. Yes, so he was gonna pick his destination That's how good it. That's how good it is. Of course, they're not gonna send him to the Ravens He should just sign a free agent contract and see if anyone's like hey, wait a second. You like stop me It's just like I'm like one of those pictures where he's got the pen and he's just like thank God. God bless This is a great day to be a Baltimore Raven. Yeah, wait, huh? We're all in agreement though that that Blake portals and the Jaguars broke the Steelers last year, right? Oh, yeah Oh, yeah, absolutely ruined that. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah without a doubt

All right, let's get some interviews first up. We have dog show judge Rick. Why rich? Yes That's his name and he was delightful. Very fun. We learned about dog shows What makes a good dog a good dog? Spoiler alert all of them are good dogs and all this other stuff then we will go to Howie Mandel Before we do that the cash app It's time to talk about the cash card from the cash app the number one finance app in the app store for a reason The cash card is the most powerful debit card in the world and the only debit card with boosts a money-saving feature You can't get anywhere else

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dog show judge Okay, we now welcome on a special guest it is a Best in show no Westminster. No, AKC AKC judge it is Rick. Why Rick so he's here for the Westminster Best in show competition and he was judging the Dalmatians No, I was watching the Dalmatians, but you have judged out many times So you are an official judge of the AKC correct. That is correct We're we are running

So we wanted a judge we wanted a dog show judge on the show to explain dog shows and What happens behind it and what goes into judging these dogs because this is once a year It's kind of the Super Bowl everyone. Oh, it is on Madison Square Garden. Absolutely So let's start there. Okay. Tell us first how you got into judging dogs How do you get to that point? Well, you usually most people start by Breeding them and showing them and training them. Okay, and then they after they've been in a few years Some people say, you know, I want to be a judge

Some people say no, I never want to judge a lot of people don't even like being in the ring They love their dogs. They love a sport So they hire professional handlers to do it for them. Okay, me I liked being in the ring with the dogs and then I would show other people's dogs to pay my entry fee for my dogs Nice that's smart. Yeah Because I got started in dogs in the 70s. Okay, and that's back when Motel 6 was $6 a night You know, okay, really was yeah, you could travel and go around now and but now of course, it's like everything else It's gotten very expensive. Yes. Very taught me something. I didn't know that Motel 6. That's why I called it that. Oh, yeah

Wow super 8 the same thing $8. It was $8, but that was after that was back when inflation was stolen about the holiday It don't know about that. They were always more expensive. Yeah Yeah, I mean it was Motel 6 for me So you get into you love dogs you get into the world of dog breeding and dog shows You become a judge now, how many times a year do you do like a Actual show where you were you are the judge that depends on really because the sport is changing so much and how so well It's it's not as big as it used to be in the 80s. It was huge interesting and But you know with I mean

There's not very many young kids coming in into it in the more anymore when I started in the 70s I was in my mid 20s late 20s And there were families with the kids the mother and father brought You know, they brought 14 dogs and they had all the kids doing the grooming and in the showroom in the ring If there was a conflict, but nowadays, you know, they all got there. Why is that? I think dogs have never been more popular. I think they have they are they are very very popular now but it's just different purebred dogs are not that interested anymore and it's gotten expensive and The young kids you see the dog shows are kind of

Gearing themselves to be professional handlers because I love dogs and they're like being in the spotlight too. Yeah. Oh, yeah Yeah, yeah, do you think it has anything to do with people like me who like to shame people who get dogs from breeders? Yeah, okay, because I am I saved the life. I don't know about you, but I saved the life Oh, well, that's great. Yep, but there's a whole different aspect of that the pita people the the Humane Society I don't like pita guys. Well, you know, it's all about lawyers. Yeah. Yeah, right It's not about really saving dogs. I just I saved the dogs life and I want you to thank me for it And I do who rescued who and and I rescue dogs, too. Oh Congratulations, we have a whole I mean almost every purebred dog club has a rescue

Arm to it. That's good to know. I did not know that so if you want like let's say you want to buy an Afghan hound Yeah, you go to Afghan rescue. It's like a fraternity doing like, you know, charity drive absolutely Yeah, and you get called sometimes if you're you know, like in our breed club somebody says we have an emergency Can you foster a dog? Uh-huh, you know, so they'll say yeah, I've got room I'll foster this dog for till it finds a home. Yeah, so permanent home So what kind of dogs have you bred before in the past? Dalmatians for sure. That was my first break. And then I walk me through the whole fire dog aspect because I'm sure Always love to tell this one is because everybody doesn't really understand it

But Dalmatians were back in the day in the old days They were actually the dogs that the gypsies bred a lot to they were an all-purpose walking working dog You know, the gypsies had those big caravans and they would They would breed dogs and one of the things they I guess they think that the dows go all the way back to Egypt But who knows, you know, they they're spotted dogs on hieroglyphics and things like that But who really knows right, you know, but anyway, the gypsies used them as a kind of overall working dogs And they would but they had the gypsies had to we're traveling all the time so they bred this dog that was really good for

Endurance and trotting and staying with the horses and all that sort of thing and it would guard the caravans at night when they Were in the tavern so the interest so the thing goes so what happens is After the millennia of all these dogs being bred all the time they have this real affinity with horses So when the Brits, you know Brits are the ones that started dog shows, you know, that sounds about right Yeah, of course It was to basically to get to breed a better gun dog You know, whatever and they discovered them in Dalmatia or actually in Croatia Brought them to England and at that time fire engines and all that stuff were still horse-drawn and so that they they had seen that

These dogs were real affinity had a real affinity for horses. So they actually That's how they kind of got with the fire Because of the carriages the horse-drawn carriages and then when they came over to the United States Same thing because they were still horse-drawn and then it kind of just evolved into the fire station thing Yeah, you know, so everybody I mean used to hear hear wives tales old Dalmatians. They're deaf. So that's why they're in fire You know crazy Myth debauched on the show. Do you ever get nervous breeding Dalmatians that someone might come and steal it like a rich woman with? Like just yeah

Happen to be how real was that movie not real at all We didn't has there ever been like a coat made out of Dalmatians Not what I know of that's okay. That would be bad I just want to say on the record. Yeah, we are anti puppy killing for your coach on the record. No, no Gruella de Villa is canceled. No, no So do we consider the Dalmatians to be first responders of the of the dog breeds? Oh, you could now that that term is here You know, it wasn't here 20 years. Yeah, there was no such thing. It's just fire engine dog And Budweiser is taking it to a new level true, you know

With with the train Dalmatians and the Clydesdale's and but even I mean my dog She's 11 years old, but about three years ago I took her to Arizona to see a friend of mine who has Arabians and she just walked right up and hang out with a dog With the horses never seen one before in her life. I thought this is pretty cool Yeah, and in the Dalmatian Club of America We have a national show every year as most all breed as pure breached Clubs do and they have we have what they call coaching trials. So they have competitions And it can get expensive. That's why I've never done it. Okay, one last question about our Dalmatian

Just the breed how many articles of clothing do you own that has Dalmatians on it? One that's it. Yeah, I'm not pins and like hats and socks Yeah, well, I do You know, I'm an artist in my part in part time and so I had some white shoes like yours, okay And you know one day we had a we had a thing at one of the Dalmatian shows. It was like called wolf stock It's a big California It's four days of shows in June in in Vallejo, California And it's it's like the fourth largest dog show in the country. That's awesome

It's huge, but they what they do it the whole thing is you dress up in tie-dye or whatever And they have music all over the fairgrounds and they have all these wild competitions of dogs and costumes people and costume Don't people are crazy. Yeah. Oh, yeah, we're we're dog guys. Yeah, we're not cat guy crazy But we're yeah, there isn't like an element of craziness. Yeah, yeah I have a quick suggestion for maybe how you can get millennials more into dog show culture I think that has to do with the way that you rate the dogs the way that that young kids are relating to these more and more Are just by saying 13 out of 10 very good doggo would pet would boop would boop on the nose And they just and they just tweaked if you said that yeah instead of saying that's first that second that's third

Be big on that, but then they all get 13 out of 10s because they're all very ability poop ability boop ability Oh boop ability boop them on their nose, but you could poop ability All right, so that's actually Yeah I mean there is quite so let's let's do this Let's let's establish tell us what you're looking for as a judge when you are judging dogs Because from guys like from where we're sitting on this side of the table every dog is the best every dog is great So I see a dog. I'm like that one's a 10 out of 10 every dog is good. Yeah

So how do you how do you like judge and and what are you looking for when you see the dog? Okay, AKC is basically a club of clubs and that's all these national breed clubs like the Dalmatian Club of America the Italian Greyhound Club of America and each one of those clubs has been over the years to Get certified by AKC They've had to have all these pedigrees and say look these are really purebred dogs And each one of those clubs has what they call a dog standard that the the club the people that are trying to preserve the breed basically back to its original origins keep that going got it and They've set these standards and there's published standards and all the judges have to know those standards

So for instance in a Dalmatian in the United States, it has to be It can't be over 24 inches tall and the reasoning is that is is if it was under the coach Axel You know, yeah, it couldn't do it and it can't have its tail go up high It's got to have its tail come straight off the back So it wouldn't get cut off by that But so there's reasoning behind all this and then also, you know the history of it So the all the standards are basically based on this on this historical what the perfect

Yeah, I read it it said how closely each dog conforms the judges mental image of the perfect dog, right? And you have to learn that that's why to become a judge When you first start out the AKC Once you just start out with the the dogs you've been doing right and working with for 12 years So it was like a 12 year minimum when I did it Yeah, so the so the end the the Westminster best in show and they get to the end that person who's doing the judging They know the perfect dog in each of those briefs. They're supposed to because they don't they don't say is this poodle better than this Boxer right say is this a better poodle than the boxer is a boxer?

Yeah, I like that So it's like the boxers the best the boxers better than the poodle in our mindset It's like if you're doing a mock draft for the NFL You just grade the players overall that might not be how they go like based on need, right? But you're like this guy Josh Allen is the platonic ideal of an NFL quarterback. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No, I like that So yeah, I mean it's like and when you're in the all and when you're in the pure breadbring with that single breed You have to go. Okay. Is this Dalmatian the way his shoulders? His hindquarters are built the way the top line is supposed to be all that's printed in a written standard that you're supposed to know as a judge

Hmm. And so, you know dog one might have a better Top line dot than dog to which might be a little high and he might know, you know So you end up getting the finer touches of things But you really have to know all the breeds insanely well in order to even be considered in consideration to be a judge at the best The best to show what happens is most best in show judges have to be qualified the AKC says, okay You've got enough groups like let's say you have three groups the non-sporting group the terrier group and the sporting group You have so much dog knowledge in terms of physical, you know What they look like what a bone structure supposed to be on most dogs and so that you can go in and

See at the end and then the one other thing that that counts is showmanship, right? It's a dog show now you can have a dog that is really great perfect shoulders or great shoulders great feet Good necks at Tail sets great, you know the coats good I just want to just everyone who's listening right now Rick is looking in deep into my eyes as he describes the perfect dog The perfect dog. Yeah. Okay. Yeah, I am the perfect dog keep going and But if you're a dullard in the ring and you're just

Why am I here? Because you see that's the worst thing to have as a dog breeder a fabulous dog And you go in the ring and he doesn't want to be there. You need a dog that knows when the lights are on Yeah, mr. Bush floor. Yeah. Yeah, you see those dogs that just kind of want it Oh, yeah, that's Sussex ban, you'll remember a couple years, which yeah, of course the little brown dog That was not very glamorous, but it just was out there. Did he win and yeah, yeah, he was barking Yes, yes, so it's barking bad. I don't think barking is bad My dog barks a lot my job my what it's bad if it you can't get any sleep

Well, yeah that but I'm saying like on the on the actual if the dog if you bring a dog out It's a beautiful perfect dog barking. No, it's not good. What about if they use if they go to the bathroom Well, that yeah, you can't judge him against that either. You can totally natural. Yeah The Handler or the owner should know better, right timing game, right? But they have you know, they have My dog will sometimes take a poop and then she'll double bag me go ten feet down the road and then take another one Yes, whoa. Yeah, mine double back. Yeah, right

He never see that comment But they know what these dogs that have been doing it for a while and they go in the ring They know what they're supposed to be doing, right, you know, they go, okay Like my dog was just with me was crazy But a friend of mine would show her and she just like snap to and getting that ring should go, okay We know what we're doing here. What about growl? Oh That's bad. Okay. So that's well points off. Can I can I play devil's advocate? What if it's a breed where the standard is they're supposed to be a little bit distrustful of strangers like a guard dog?

Yeah, there's actually a breed Let's see what the loss of opso in the standard it says Dog should be charry of strangers. There you know, but but when it's in the ring It has to be at least behaved well enough So if you've got a dog a whole breed of dog that's kind of you know, they're supposed to be guard dogs like Rottweilers Yes, okay, you go in raw out, but you know if the if the Rottweiler goes for somebody that dogs out, okay? It's a safe issue. It's a deep. It's like it's like MTV challenge rules any physical contact off the show. Absolutely I have a bone to pick with dog show judges and this might not apply to you

But it does I think apply to a lot of the best in show judges. Mm-hmm Historically from what I've seen they tend to go most often to the poodles are to the dogs like the Portuguese water dog That maybe has a little a little like you know, little more time Yeah, that that gets groomed a little bit closer and it kind of leaves out, you know, some of the other working group dogs Oh some of the sporting group. Oh, yeah, so believe me. I'm in Dalmatians And which is in the non-sporting group with two poodles loss of obstacles Tibetan tears all these hairy dogs, right? And I'm in Italian Greyhounds with all those little fluffy dogs with us and we get ignored in the group ring Exactly. Now. Why does it why does that happen? Why do they always go for the more glamorous? I think that's just it

I think the glamorous dog catches their eye like in the toy group Those dogs are supposed to be up and you know, I want this Italian Greyhound is not that kind of dog It's low-key. It's like a big Greyhound, right, you know, it's a couch potato dog You know, it's not gonna do that right so it kind of gets overlooked the Dalmatian I think it's overlooked because of There's so many glamorous dogs in the non-sporting group and two of them are poodles Yeah, now is it true that every Dalmatian has the same amount of spots? No, okay I just made that up right now, but it sounded like it

101 What about the attractiveness of the judge is that or no the handler is that judged? Okay? Some people say that happens. I would say so like if I had a really sweet dog I'd be like, oh Zach Efron or Emily Rajakowsky. Why don't you show my dog? Sweep them off their feet and like the hottest people in the world show my dog that has to count that I think 90% of the dog show judges are very honest and Some of them are just some of them, you know, they Right, they see something here. They see a guy's got a great bone show

Yeah, that dog that I would actually try to pick a handler that looks exactly like my dog. Well, it's amazing how many owners That's true, right? You slowly just morph into becoming I keep looking at these age spots here Yeah, you're becoming a Dalmatian. Is there who's the goat dog? Who's the greatest dog of all time? Oh, yeah, good question. Like secretary. It's mine. Yeah But like but in the dog show circuit is there one that you look at it with no I was like that's the LeBron of dogs I don't know because I've when you have so many breeds and I like so many, you know The first time I went to a dog show. I thought, you know, I get can I bring about bring about 35 of these home?

Yeah, maybe you just it's like going to supermarket when you're hungry. I want one of those I want one of those but you know like there was a Bichon Frise a couple years ago that won a little fluffy puffy white dog that was I remember that just a great show dog and And terriers make great show. There's been some great terriers. There was a carry blue Russell years ago That was was really good There was what was it a pointer a couple years ago that was good But you know when I see the best in show Westminster, I look at the seven dogs and I just go, you know

Point they're all good. They're so good now Is there a difference in the level of competition or the style of competition in this era of dog shows as opposed to maybe the 80s Or the 90s is like a live ball era. Well, dead ball. Well grooming is gone Over the top. Okay. I mean some of these guys are Unbelievable with their grooming if you look back at poodles in the 40s and 50s. They look completely different Grooming them the wash them brush them the brushes have gotten better Like is it like the the bats are different in the scissors are better the brushes are better Okay, but the groomers are better

It is amazing these guys are like artists with a pair of scissors Any kind of has ever been like a drug controversy in the dog show world? I don't PED Oh, no, no, no, no, not that not that I know I'm gonna get it because the only drug would help I think is if you've got a dog that's limping and you gave it a Do they do any sort of drug testing no So there's some room for exploitation What about a dog that scoots while you while you're walking around my dog would definitely oh well That's just called that's called an untrained dog in the show room. Okay, and that's your fault. All right. Yeah

Okay, let's actually talk about my dog. So what about? Muts why don't you ever let muts into the Besson show that seems very very Racist of you. Well, but because this is all about pure bread dogs. Yeah, but the what about the best mutt? Well, they actually include mutts in a KC competition really not not so not those no, but obedience All kinds of other things, but they have all other kinds of show, but the whole point of this is is No, come on. Let's get the best mutts. I think they do have a mutt dog Yeah, you want to place at the table. Yeah, well, listen, let me turn you on to a couple of purebred dog

Breathe your second kid. I want the mutts. I'm a mutt guy. I want the mutts. Hey, there's nothing wrong with mutts I had mutts now I have an English mastiff and he's a very lazy boy Right if I were to bring him into the ring There'd probably be a 70% chance that he would fall asleep while all the other dogs were walking around Would you dock points for my dog for for being too lazy to get up? Yeah, okay But it's you have to go to the breed. Have you ever seen the bull mastiff ring or the mastiff ring? Yeah It's not like they're poodles out there, right? They are mastiffs. I mean that you're judging mastiffs against mastiffs

Yeah, you know and you're looking at head type and shoulder layback and hind core assembly hide-and-quarter assembly and things like that What's up with some of the names of the dogs because I've noticed a lot of times will be like Willowsby's third night And then that's there like official name and then the dogs actually just named Rex Why not just say this is Rex? Yeah, well a lot of it goes back to Kennel names and Lines of dogs so you know what they are. Okay, and and and they give them a fancy name And they usually have their kennel name there or they'll have two kennel names that like they'll say Something like you know, Wilshar Sam of Highlander, right, you know, and so it's

Two of those kennels and then they call it Joe. Yeah, yeah, I just go for Joe when I With a person name that's actually an advantage in my book if I was a judge if they had a human name to me That's that's a winner. I don't know if you've seen it But you'll see it tomorrow night if you get a catalog you'll see all these things the thing is a lot of a lot of people named their Dogs after celebrities. Yeah, it's like Beyonce must be in like four or five breeds, you know Cardi B Because Cardi B usually does the dog walk to somebody else. That's true. Oh Yeah, they should name the dog Tommy Lahren. Yes, and then have you got to be dog walk. Yes. Yes. Um, can you judge my dog?

Sure. Okay. Here's the video. I can try if I know what breed it is Stella is seven and a half years old soon to be eight years old. She is a pit bull Beagle cattle dog other Wow, so the there's a quarter of other that we don't know. Let me see her Oh, I see All right Okay, very good very good Oh my god, she's so cute. Yeah, I know. Oh Oh my dog does that too rolling poop. Oh, yeah. Yeah, you're going. What are you thinking? Oh, she's adorable

Will she bark if you sing Whoa Well, she's seven and a half. Okay. We got about 30 pounds. Yeah, she's gonna live forever Yeah, she'll live a long while you promise. Well, yeah, she'll live till he's 15. Oh, there we go. All right So what do you go to you greater? Oh, she's an A. Oh, thank God. Okay. All right. Here's Leroy. This is Leroy He's a he's an 11 year old English Mastiff, so he's kind of an older boy Now he's blind in one of his eyes and partially blind in the other but he's thick just bear in mind the thickness Four scenes

All right, Leroy Oh, he's so happy we think we think about those hips He's thinner Towards the back. He's yeah, he's lost a little bit of weight in the back legs But he's got that great big head, which is what you want in a massive. Would you rate him? I would rate him an A Oh, yeah, okay. Good feet to get good feet. Yeah, it's been a lot of fun I actually just have one last question certainly. Is it true that all dogs go to heaven? Absolutely, okay, of course. Why else wouldn't they expert? It's like all dogs are good. It's only owners that are true

No bad dogs only bad owners. That's a fact. They're dickheads everywhere. That's a fact Although do you blame dogs? You know what you should do is you should do a Show where the UPS guy walks right now. Just see what happens My dog would lose it. Wow, but it would be fun. Yeah, cuz I feel like it's Almost like your dog should lose it if your dog doesn't lose it then that dog doesn't it's not a common dog anymore Yeah, do a two-froo-froo. They're using FedEx They like the yellow DHS Yeah

Hard pass. Yeah, you USPS or you hey, you know if you've got a smart dog you ought to be able to teach it to discern Yeah, yeah, I'm lazy. Okay. Now that brings me to one of the questions. I had sir. Is it true that some dogs are racist? I think I've I think it's just because of people. It's not the dog Mm-hmm. It's the training so it's off the dog Maybe the the type the type of people that those dogs have grown up. Oh, yeah, absolutely. And then some dogs dogs are more a Watch dogs than others like my dog if I gave the lead to somebody and They'd say let's go she'd go with them. Oh

Yeah, yeah, Leroy definitely would but she's so socialized and she's so social like every morning. I go to the coffee shop in Vallejo in which is where I live in California and she just sits there and she just looks at everybody It's like, you know, it's right out in front of it. Yeah, we sit at the cafe. That's such a Cali thing. Oh, yeah Yeah, well, no, that's cool. I'm saying like that's cool. Yeah Like well, you just described like heaven dog with a dog and they you know, it's she just goes Oh, it's all about me. Are they she's yeah, yeah, very self-absorbed. Does she she bark at skateboarders? Yeah, and I think there's something to do about the sound of the rollers in the pitch of it

Yeah, and I first I had to train her not to I mean she doesn't do it anymore, but when she first saw him Oh, I didn't mean to do that. Well She would go after the wheel yes, yes, it's not the person of course the person's freaking out right thinking oh god I'm gonna lose probably for the better because skateboarders. You can't trust them Like why are they going down the street the wrong way? Yeah, you idiot. It's actually not a bad idea No, yeah, I know so when you're when you're back to the judging real quick when you're actually examining a dog I've noticed that a lot of times a judge will get right up in the undercarriage. Oh, just That's rule. Oh, you have to you have to touch the balls. You have to check for testicles. Oh

Because some dogs just use your eyes You can't but you know you they want you to check got it Did you ever see Best in Show movie? Yeah. Yeah. Okay. How many times you've seen it? Just three few times few dozen not that far away from reality Wait, so they make you if you remember that to scene where There's a scene in there where the dog is drawn its testicle up and the judge has to excuse it because they want a fully intact dog For how many now this might sound like a ridiculous question How many dog balls have you touched in your life? Oh, jeez a lot

Once you stop being able to count them Who's that who's that NBA player that that had a picture with the his dog George? Yeah, Paul George would be an excellent dog show host That's it's interesting though. It's like trust but verify you it looks like there might be two testicles, right? But you don't know until you get And the nerve dog that's nervous will draw it up. They'll draw up one really a beta one of you go Okay And you have to excuse it

Yeah, yeah, now do they do video replay reviews at all. No, no that so you can't challenge Yeah, that's another way to get the millennials in there. The dog shows are so long already. Yeah, I can't imagine We can spice them up though if we're trying to get the millennials involved. Hey, yeah, we got it What did they think of the bet the Superdome? Yeah, right? All right, I'm I don't have any other questions you have any questions I was I was wondering if you were familiar with treat gate treat. Yeah, it's a big scandal That happened at Westminster a couple years ago. Oh, was that the one with the dogs? They had the The poison in the in the food. No. Wow. No, that sounds awful. Don't tell us that story. Yeah, that's why it was a deal about

No, no, no, I was serious. Don't tell me Maldehyde My treat gate was the the handler of the boxer This is like a couple years ago took out a little treat before it was I don't think it was in the best in show competition But it might have been the working group the best of the working group competition Right the handler the boxer took out a little treat from his pocket and threw it in front of the Akita as the Akita was preparing to Go around the ring. Oh, that's really low and the Akita ran off towards a treat and started snacking on it The boxer ended up advancing to the best in show. I was just wondering if that was a scandal that well

I'm sure the handler had words after this. Yeah, has there ever been a fight? I'm trying to think if I've ever seen a mouse in the palace of physical fight I don't think so. I've seen I've seen the dog nail another dog What like what do you mean now like I saw it was that was a show in Little Rock back in the 80s And I saw a Rottweiler nail of Siberian Huskies. What do you mean? Have sex with it? No. Oh attack on the back Oh, yeah, everyone was okay. Everyone was okay, but the poor Siberian was a little shell shot Yeah, I mean, you know, yeah, that would be funny though if like handlers fought Like a bunch of animals sit along sit watch

Helicopter there are there are what you would probably say maybe verbal fisticuffs afterwards And a lot of sirs out of magic and I sirs and ma'am and I think probably the incident you're talking about there was some discussion And he probably probably said oh, I'm sorry I just missed that because what they do a lot these dogs that have to show their ears and they want to alert them in the Judges walking by they'll get that bait and show it to and then throw it out in front of the dog And the dog will come up, you know, and it looks really great in the heads perfect the next perfect And that's what they do now. I'm sure that boxer guy Told the Akita guy. Oh, that was just a mistake. Yeah, I was just trying to believe that

They should throw that guy out. There's no place for that in dog shows All right a lot of drama, I think they need to make it the best in show part, too Yeah, but I have to say those people those guys that did that show were great. Yes Because there's a lot of funny stuff. Yes, a lot of drama. I've been doing this since 1977 so what's the craziest thing that you've ever seen in the ring at a dog show? The craziest thing I saw but it wasn't a confirmation was a bulldog on a skateboard. Hell yeah, I like that Rob Dierdek No, it wasn't Rob. It wasn't Rob, but this is like a little old lady from 1985. So

It was really pretty cool. And then the other thing I saw one time is this this this gal from Houston I was in a dog show up in College Station and she had this really pretty English Cocker Spaniel and she put you guys are too young to know but she she put these star Sunglasses on the dog and the ring and the judge didn't like that at all and I just thought you know Yeah, it could it was fine. It was just I mean the thing is his dog shows are supposed to be fun, right? You know, let's make dog shows fun again, and they are fun for me And so I have a good time at them. I love these people get way too upset about it I can tell you got a you have you know what I'm gonna give your demeanor and a oh, thank you

If we're judging against the breed standard of a human being Oh One last question If you were to handicap who the favorites are this year, is there one dog that we should be betting on I would say these are What I've seen today. I don't know what I'm gonna see tomorrow or who's gonna win tomorrow, but I would say Tonight if you're watching look at the non sporting group. There's Two really big-time winning dogs right now There's a

Really pretty French bulldog, you know a French bulldog. Yeah, you know, they're so popular right now Yes, and it's it's done a lot of winning this year. So it's it probably has a good chance Racking up the dubs and then in the toy group You're gonna hate this. Oh There's a little toy white toy poodle. It's always a white toy poodle Oh, just not for me But if you but take a look at this dog in terms of the dog stuff not the not the hair But watch it move watch its geek watch its move it flies around the ring like a big dog

the thing about with poodles are kind of fun is if you know If you have a standard poodle, which you know is about 25 inches at the shoulder and then a miniature Which is about 15 14 15 and then a toy is 10 if you just put a frame around them You shouldn't be able to tell any difference, you know, if you're looking at a picture All three should look exactly the same That's pretty cool, and they have the exact same standard. Yeah, except for height. That's pretty cool. Yeah, it's pretty cool Okay, that's pretty cool, and they're pretty fun, and I mean You know if I had a poodle I'd want a standard poodle and I'd want it all done up when I go to the down the street

You know you go to these people that have standard poodles and they go out to the shop You know if they they're all done up protecting their hair coats. They're all in their braids or in wraps around the ears To keep the dirt away. Oh, no, let don't let the dog live now. Let it impressed. I mean why not have one? Yes I agree. If you want to press it. Yeah, Rick. Thank you so much. Hey tons of fun. Thank you You learn a lot of the Dalmatians. I Wasn't my Dalmatian that one, but you know Dalmatian a little extra pet. Okay. She will love it All right. Thanks for sure. Thank you guys that interview with Rick Wyrich was brought to you by honey With millions of top-rated sellers offering the exact same products on Amazon

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Vomit that's what this room because there's little chunks of things. It's like a giant Do you okay? Not so much. That's good art. No, this is not like Jack is but we just take shit Like we take much lower quality of materials. You just throw it on the wall. Is this broadcast at all visually. Yeah, there's cameras Oh good. Yeah, the fact that you're yeah, you like this. No, oh, okay. There we go. That's honest But but you know what that suit does. Yeah makes his jacket look good. Yeah, that's true. It's a little combo It's good. I love how you play on magic. Yeah, that's that's right. Yeah, if you were to where do you like where do you get that? I think this was China You actually went to China and I picked out this so you're outsourcing your

Yeah, wardrobe. No, actually, it's Amazon. We live in a global economy. Howie. Come on. We're all connected You can't get something like that from America. You know, I think it actually might have been from America I just got on Amazon. So I who knows where it came from Jeff Bezos house. It's actually his ex-wife's suit Everything is his ex-wife Bring up it's like he could have the best garage sale of all time right now. Yeah, really? Yeah Yeah, you don't even have to you don't even have to show up. Yeah, just build a website Jeff Bezos Garage sale is just you just stay home in your own garage and it's there within 12 hours I love it. If you're on a garage sale. Did you see your pile when you came in your pile more specifically big cats pile

I'm a pile of shit that just like people say oh a pile of stuff I guess it you know a pile is like a boil or a blister assist. Yeah, I see you want to see my cyst Okay, I don't Can't you have a that was it? You know who did that what Andy Kaufman? I saw that show he was years and years ago He was on a show called evening at the improv and they did that scene with Jim Carrey in the movie where he had a boil on his neck. Yep. Did you see that? Yeah? Yeah And he invited the audience one by one to come up. What do you have and you have somebody here?

Yeah They can't hear you Liam what do you have you know why I can't hear you because you're not Because he's not on Mike you can't talk to somebody that doesn't have it. Yes. What's your name? Can't hear me. I'm not I'm not Mike Yeah, so he's actually controlling the cameras right now. Howie. Let me ask you a difficult question here Like everything's been easy up to this point What would you think about someone who maybe urinates in the sink? Why would you do why is there not a toilet or bathroom situation is a little bit packed? So I'll just piss in the sink. I've been actually told that I'll be fired if I keep doing it

How do they know it you? Well, I've said it out loud. You just said it to the nation Yeah, no, I say it all the time like I'm going to piss in the sink. Can I ask you a personal question? Yeah, sure Where do you shit? That's wherever wherever I have to go the sink. Yeah, actually in the seat. You're sitting in right now. Oh my Yeah, do you really do you do that at home too? No, I just know I know cuz I have I there's not 60 people living in my home So there's like a hundred people here. There's two bathrooms. Sometimes you have to piss in the sink So the person that is in the stall or at the urinal you're pissing in the sink

Then they finish they come out to wash their hands and there's kind of a golden. It's the kitchen sink. Oh, that's better Yes, that is better lunch. Yeah, so it's all the same hole to his credit right the pipes lead in the same direction My only problem with it is that if he doesn't aim correctly it gets on the handle, you know, that's where You should know that have you ever gone to the bathroom in and you find corn in there. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I'm talking about pissing Yeah, yeah, absolutely. Yeah, I've pissed out sunflower seeds before you know, I actually I don't hate you. I do think I have a serious question for you a guy who wants to wash his hands constantly. I Keep looking at Liam. Yeah, because he coughed you looking at me because I'm wearing a ridiculous suit and I pee Now that you're pissed in the sinks you get

Am I actually you're a little after rain? You're on fear factor. I feel like I'm gonna wake up in a minute Yeah, I somehow the cleanest person in this room in your eyes. It's so weird that you look at that look at you Can you see you? Yeah, that you're the most normal like you out of everything that's happening here And you're gonna speak you won't he doesn't know he doesn't coughs and your color right off We actually hired him just look how much disdain he has He's just he's so pissed off. I love that you hired a guy with this just the cough. Yeah Smile he won't answer just a hateful guy You'll be happy to know that he got hit by a car though, so he did yeah, does that make you happy? No, I'm sorry

Oh, I'm sorry. How much money would you have to pay you for Liam to lick all your fingers? No? It will never happen Run me over ten billion dollars ten billion. I said a bee howie. You don't have it if you had ten billion You wouldn't be dressed like that. Oh, that's me. That's nice. I'm not being mean. No, you're right Yes, where we don't know it might not have happened I don't want you to have another phobia. So I'm not gonna tell you where what happened He got hit by a car. He was running. He's it's never exercise is the actual moral of the story But he's running in a car hit him. Yeah, because he was probably wasn't wearing the appropriate

You know running gear not an exercise right? Yeah, I'm a signal to change lanes Yeah, and then he called us and he was like hey guys I don't think I can do what I need to do tonight for our job because I'm in the hospital like I hit by a car I'm really he's apologized for and you know, it's weird I just see him he's sitting like on a box in the corner and his job is he's got these two fingers Yeah, doing that and to write a car We're that in a enables you to not be able to do that I'm not gonna be able to come in today. I'm not gonna be able to I'm not gonna be able to do this

Run it was hand got run over. I shouldn't make fun. Yeah How he um remember when Marshall Falk he he snuck it I didn't like that he tried to shake my hand He grabbed my hand. Yeah, I was so pissed off at him Yes, that's still fade on site if you see Marshall Falk in the streets. I give him a side eye. Yeah, okay What if we did it to you? No, then I'm out. I'm leaving. I'll run out of here Even if I'm gonna get hit by a car. What about when I'd risk not being able to do this Yeah, to not be like not shake my hand. Yeah. Oh, it's weird cuz you're colorblind, right? Is your Wikipedia, right? Yes, I Wikipedia is right. I am colorblind

Something it's not the color palette that's bothering me. Oh, okay No, but it is when you think about it at first. I said, oh shit. Look at that But then when you when you look at it, it's beautiful. Yes. I mean it's gorgeous You should probably make it wallpaper in your home. It's it's really nice It's you know what? It's like you were you know what you seem to me You're like an ottoman at Siegfried and Roy's house. Yes. That's what you look like You look like a like you've been a pollster. Yes. I don't think Roy has too many tigers around these days Yeah, that's all cuz he got bit

And you know what even with that he can do this so I don't know what I'll do Liam's job. No tiger Yeah, I bet you Liam doesn't know who Roy is. Do you know who Roy is? No, no chance He's a millennial as far as it goes when you're when you're selecting to people to be on the show I know that's probably not your job to go out and like review the audition tapes But they have to just put some people through because it's painful to watch right not everybody's a million-dollar star But you know what the thing is it's a television show and the truth is they get through Because it's a great moment and sometimes it's a great moment because it's outrageous But you think like even like I know you're alluding to like craziness

but we had this one guy on a couple of years ago when Howard Stern was still judging by the name of horse and Horses only talent was his ability to get kicked in the nuts. Yeah He was great at it. That's a big talent It was he could stand on top of a ladder and just drop in like with his legs spread onto a two-by-four Did he have a dick? I was not it's not the dick that would be the problem. Well, I think that would hurt too Probably yeah, I would assume as a judge. It's not up to me to say hey, hey, hey, hey, there's a let me see your dick and balls Let's see it. That's your Kendall. I just got nothing there No idea

But that being said is as silly as that may sound as a talent He ended up with six episodes of his show on MTV. Yeah, he was pretty good on America's Got Talent Too like he you would think that the getting kicked in the ball stick would run its course after maybe one two dozen performances Right, but he actually evolved his act and he was like getting hit from like he had Creative ways Goldberg ways of you know a bowling ball would fall onto a onto a teeter-totter Which would shoot an anvil up into the air and then he'd be lying on the ground and the anvil would be dropped onto his crotch Yeah, you went wow that was that was great

No, as a comedian. Are you jealous that no matter what you come up with you'll never be as funny as a guy getting hit in the nuts? No Thank you. That is a real thanks. How are you? No, I think that's the ultimate punchline. Yeah Yeah pun intended. No, I think getting hit in the nuts is that you know No, I'm not I have no jealousy as as a comedian. I have no I'm always cognizant that more people hate me than enjoy me. I would imagine most More people who listen to your broadcast of this are not enjoying me No, I'll be honest with you that my I talk about the you know

one of the highlights of my career in the 80s I I played Radio City Music Hall and We sold out like that and then we sold out the second show So we had two shows in one night and this is in the early 80s And I was looking out I was in the dressing room and I'm my wife and I are in and we're looking out in the street at the 7th Avenue And the people you don't know and the people were flowing out 7,000 people were flowing up from the first show 7,000 people were coming in to the second show 14,000 people and there were cops, you know, they had stanchions and cops were trying to don't do that anymore

Probably coughed again. He coughed again. You're coughing. He's sick He's just a lung. There was a loogie in this one. That was a little wet Wet it was anyway, so the Anyway, so but 14,000 people were in the street in Midtown Manhattan And and my wife says, isn't this amazing? It's for you and I go well think about this 10 million people live in this town 9,000,000 886,000 people don't give a shit so all the people that didn't show up

You know, there's always more that don't like but that doesn't mean that they hate you Maybe they were sneezing at night and I didn't want to get you sick Oh Maybe maybe there's not a million people that love you so much courtesy to you that they didn't show up for your show You guys the glass is so half full. It's right. It's like three quarters full with you guys. Yeah, it's brimming It's over brimming with urine. You are This is overflowing at all times. You're very comforting I'm scared of everything. Yeah, you just you just keep piling them up

I live in fear statistically. I was scared You should be and like global warming men Know what's gonna happen? You could be like a silent Camera op and get hit by a car on the way off on howie mandel and get you could very sad from here Just to wash your hands and get some Urinal kind of infection staff infection from the sink. Mm-hmm. There's so many things that could happen This is a great place to be I have a serious question for you. No, you don't how is putting on his headphones In the interview now you can hear

Let's roll bubble was whispering into his mic the whole time, but you can't hear it. You have Like a writing pad. Look at all the notes. You have how look at it read it. We will end on this howie mandel piss in the sink How much you hate being here? Those are the notes. What is the camera? What camera there? Oh No, look at the preparation that has gone into this you guys have gone over and above It's not even text or anything. No. No, it's actually not a real. Yes. Yeah. Wow

Yeah, I feel you know, I feel like sometimes I show up and people just aren't prepared or no I was they don't know my god. Look at the work. Look at the work. Oh my god. He pissed in the sink All right, howie. Thank you so much. We appreciate it. I feel like we're friends now. Yeah Come over to my house. Yeah, nope. No, this was more like a cookie dinner adversarial, but we respect each other relationship Yeah, you know what it is though. I did one interview not gonna do any more with you. Okay, like ESPN 2 There we go. All right. I'm done deal deal That interview with howie mandel is brought to you by dollar shave club I love that dollar shave club has everything I need to look feel and smell my best

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like Kevin Hart nice guy ever like Came in that me up like remember my name and then howie mandel like another legends like you can't even cough in the same room as I'm pretty much both on the same part legends. Yeah legends by the way the Lakers did lose so So games out over the playoffs big hot seat for the Celtics is all I heard Okay, let's start with bachelor talk for guys that don't watch the bachelor, but Hank definitely watches the bachelor Hank I'm not gonna lie. I watched a little bit. Yeah It's it depends. It comes in and out like sometimes I watch sometimes I don't watch it comes in and out

It's not like you're nodding off to sleep. It's like big head. I have multiple I have multiple tvs So like if there's nothing else, I'll throw it on one. Yes. Yes. It's nice. Anytime you can watch some people about the multiple tvs You got to do it like I'm still watching sports, but I'm you know, I'm gonna get six at some point Uh, Nicole and Onika Got sent home at the Rose ceremony because they caused too much drama with each other Oh, so they were they were just starting shit and they got called out So they both got five five minute misconducts game misconducts What he should have done is just like in uh in high school just separated the two friends

I won't stop talking have one set one in the room the other that's pretty bad ass though If you're on a reality show don't get rejected Fight with someone else and get kicked off. Also if I'm the bachelor, I like that fire Yeah, I like a little bit of feisiness. It's kind of a major. Well, no, no, no, he's not He's had sex remember allegedly allegedly according to sources. He's actually had sex, but I would like that It would make me seem like okay. These girls have have they've got passion. I love their passion Yes, uh, Sydney left the show on her own because she didn't feel like she had a strong connection with Colton This was also good. Altonio Brown. She was jealous on the bachelor. No, that's an alpha move. Yeah, she broke up with him

Yeah, go sign with the Ravens Uh, and then Demi this Demi this season's villain got sent home by Colton after she went to his hotel room Wait, so did everyone lose? How many girls are left? This guy's never gonna fuck There's a few there's a few girls, but you just canceled four girls in one show I'm starting to believe more and more that he actually is a virgin because he's just getting he's just scared Yeah, Demi was a very polarizing figure this season She went it was she like snuck to his hotel room when she she didn't get a single date She snuck to his hotel room and then pulled the I love you Colton and he was just like

Thank you And then she got that's what it was good. It was a brutal I didn't watch. Oh, I guess I I watched it. It was brutal. It was a tough watch That's a great thing to hear if you toss the first I love you out there. Yeah, they're like, oh, that's awesome. Cool. Yeah, cool Be all right. All right, bestie. Yeah Is that it that's it. Okay. All right sounds like fireworks Yeah, I can sound like you're underselling it because you don't want other people to watch I know I was gonna say I can really understand why Hank accidentally tunes in every week because it sounds just exhilarating

Fireworks everywhere just sending girls home left and right All right, we have a stay woke This is for so cream hunt got signed by the browns Everyone I think Like new cream hunt was getting inside right by somebody. Yeah, someone the bears were rumored to it So now I can do that would be weird I could do the fun thing Where fans do be like cream hunt on my team never

You wouldn't know you have a band in the bears big cat. Yeah, I would never ever. Oh my god But the stay woke is john dorsi was He is the general manager of the browns. He was the general manager of the chiefs. He drafted cream hunt He likes cream hunt cream hunts incident Happened in a cleveland hotel. It didn't come out for a long time John dorsi's in cleveland. It comes out Then john dorsi gets cream hunt for a million bucks

So you're thinking he That dorsi leaked this john dorsi No, I actually don't I don't think it either. It's one of those ones. It's like a little too Yeah, but it's fun to yeah, it's fun to just say it I think football guys like john dorsi are they don't have time to deal with like that many like back alley stuff Like if todd hailey was still on the team and somehow involved I I can imagine todd hailey being maybe that they go between for all they fire him kept his mouth shut. Yeah Hmm. Okay. Yeah, Todd's probably involved either way. I I would

Like for some team to sign a guy like this at some point and just be like, you know what it's all about winning Like just admit it. Just say it out loud. She's like, yeah, it's literally all about winning because we know it But they're gonna do the song and dance that it's not and so just say it I like how every team that signs a player that's gotten in trouble for either domestic violence or hitting a woman They say that they did their own investigation, right? And then well, what's What did she say when you asked her what happened? They're like, oh, we didn't talk to her No, no, no, no investigation is talking to the player in question and then talking to his mother and then maybe his best friend And be like, you sure his eyes good. No, it's his high school coach too. That's a big one. You swear by it, right?

Yeah, maybe his next door neighbor. He's a good player. His next door neighbor. He's like, he was always just the nicest neighbor He kept quiet kept to himself mostly never got his trash on the right day That's how every single netflix documentary starts now. You know what's ironic is that His actions are going to allow him to get a bigger free agent contrast faster Then if you just stayed on the chiefs, you will make more money. That's my stay woke Is uh, actually, you know what the nfl pa should do You know how the nfl always dangles the uh the pot testing thing as like they're tit for tat that they're gonna swap out in the next Cba they're gonna ask for something else

You know if a lpa should be like, hey, we'll put it a clause in saying that a player can't get the second bite of that Apple faster If they are found to like hit a woman if you just get rid of drug testing That seems like a win-win for those negotiations. Yeah, come on de morris Or maybe just the nfl teams should follow the uh, the alliances rules and just get rid of kicking all together That's true. Um, that was They should yeah, did you write that down? No, I'm just saying that they should Um, all right trouble and paradise papa john. Yes. Oh, papa john

What a dick. Mm-hmm changes He's a dick for other reasons, but he changes from louisville. Well known louisville guy. His name was on the stadium He's now a kentucky basketball fan. Yeah. Yeah, that's son of a bitch That's slippery son of a bitch That's the only thing that you can say when you look at papa john even before the last Five years you just look at him. You're like that dude that motherfucker is slippery you papa You do we tell him papa papa We know for a fact that you use that fucking oil you bring with your pizza and you use it as your hair

Like moose you put it all up in your hair. I was just gonna say like face lotion. Yeah, just he just dives into garlic butter He is man. How do you do this? How do you live with yourself papa john? He's like drake Yeah, except and then kentucky lost they've had 10 10 game winning streak And then the curse Him and drake would actually probably have a lot to talk about in terms of like wearing blackface in the past too But papa's pretty experienced in that Has he? Well, he said he dropped the inward. Yeah. Well. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. That's fair. It's a fair leap by you. Thank you

And well, he forgot about that part. Well, here's the other thing about papa john Even if he hasn't intentionally done it his uh, his hair color is like obviously fake dark black So he walks out in the rain gets rained on and then he just turns into black. Yep. That's true Papa john gets a little too Maybe a little too muggy in kentucky in the summer Yeah, and he walks around everybody's staring at him like dude papa. What the fuck what's going on papa? Hey papa, what's up? God dammit that guy's weird. Mm-hmm. How does he get to sit for who what kentucky fan?

Sold those seats because I always assume schools like that Kentucky where like basketball is religion The guy who owns those seats goes to every game. He knows who he's selling it to he's not putting those seats up on like You know seek geek papa's got fucking money though. Yeah I don't know. Just I think you can't let that happen. I thought he papa is like love kentucky Yeah, we do but papa john in the city kentucky is like the third highest ranking public official. I'm sure. Yeah It's like the governor matt jones and then papa john matt jones I'm sure the callers will have some takes matt jones radio show tomorrow is going to be a lint

I can't wait to host it in a few months remind Remind us of all these like of this specific night papa john showing up a Suspect gold tending call lsu winning they can play the season on him now I think we should just go with the take that papa john is now the new face of kentucky basketball When I think uk wildcats I think don't all right stop stop don't don't ruin our whole hosting. That's gonna really make people match Yeah, well, yeah, write that down Write that down seriously remind us because we don't remember anything anymore. All right, uh, finally before guys on chick as a white guy

esquire has finally gotten into Uh, the mind of a white guy Oh, esquire magazine esquire magazine figured out what white people were they got absolutely roasted online because they had an article today An american boy the cover it was the cover cover an american boy And it says what it's like to grow up white middle class and male in the era of social media school shootings toxic masculinity Me too in a divided country So if you ever wanted to know what a white guy thought a 17 year old white guy

I have a I have a one one great quote from him Last year was really bad ryan says I couldn't say anything without pissing someone off So fucking 17 year old white kids like what sounds like what sounds like you're just an asshole Yeah, also You're yeah, you're a teenager. You're a teenage asshole. Everyone was a teenage asshole Yeah, maybe everyone just hates you because you're just a pain in the ass You're like cooler than them next week and you're intimidating. They're like, hey, I hate this kid Next week ryan's gonna tell us why his dad's so embarrassing. Yeah, you know what sucks about growing up being white

Like your travel soccer games are too far away Uh, your dad still wears the fanny packing complains about traveling and you're like dad They don't travel to gather step dad wears the asics Oh, man Softening trip. Yeah, no drip. No drip dads. Yeah. I like how he looks like It sucks. I can't say anything. Yeah, dude. He can't say anything. Yeah. What does that mean? Also, he just want to throw it out there. He had a uh framed picture of clay matthew's by his bed Oh, that's good. Just say well, at least he still has sports podcasts that he can listen to he definitely listens ryan. What's up, dude?

You look like a real asshole in that article. What's up, man? Sorry that you're getting roasted online You probably shouldn't have done that article. That's really stupid a little bit Who the fuck would who the fuck greenlit that like hey, well, so I did like his aunt or something I did a little background on it and uh, it's going to be a multi-part series where they talk to people who are, uh lgbtq, okay, they talk to uh people of different uh different races They should have led with those should have led with those instead of being like the white guy what it's like growing up white in america That's a very quick way to get roasted online to be like as a white guy Here's what is actually like growing up white in america as a white guy

You have to answer a lot of questions about why there are so many profiles of why there are people who are complaining about growing up White in america. That's a pretty succinct Like just experience that that we all share together. That's our struggle. He's holding a fucking xbox controller with a pouty face being like No one will let me say the n-word online anymore. Mm-hmm. It sucks They call a duty Gamer lobby is starting to sense him censor me when I'm waiting for a new one to start. I can't even use the soft day Oh my god, what are you thinking? Esquire? All right, but yeah, ryan. Thank you for listening Subscribe and subscribe

All right, go to guys on chicks. Hey Uh our twins always in the same cycle Whoa Whoa, what if one's pregnant does the other get sympathy fucks it up the cycles? Yeah, but does the other like get sympathy not period anymore because they can tell that their twin's pregnant Yeah, that's a tough one. I don't I want to say yes, but I don't know because they're the exact same age right and everything happens at the exact same time Yeah, but I don't know like there's also differences in biology

Like maybe if one drinks more of the water it's not gonna bound So like there are differences in environmental factors like if one eats more insects than the other But one lives in a backyard that has a higher rate one disrespects beavers Yes, and the other one doesn't respect the ecosystem. Yeah, right the linchpin of the ecosystem Well, if they really disrespected beavers together then beavers will be bleeding at the same time. That's true. That's true Hey boys, especially hankster. Why do whoa hankster hankster? Why do viral videos and tweets always use the name becky with the captions of the drunk white girl slash crazy girlfriend? How many becky's do you actually know? I'm tired of people thinking I get drunk off one twisted tea in each

She's becky That's tough. That sucks. I guess that Beyonce song. Yeah, that's the good hair There's just I mean certain names just get ruined forever. Mm-hmm Monica. No, no girls are named Monica anymore Yeah, becky after Monica cells got stabbed. Yeah, that was definitely it Um, what are the names have been ruined? Charles Manson You don't hear many babies named that anymore. Charles Manson. Yeah, you're right. No, you're right. You're right I actually I was think I was going through my mind thinking of how many Charles Mansons I knew dark like very few Adolfs Very few Adolfs not many at all. Mm-hmm. We're not a lot of Mussolini's

They're richards. They're riches, right? Yeah a till of a hun. Don't hear that very often. No more stolons. Nope Confucius Yeah, Confucius Were you putting Confucius in the same? Category is like all the world's worst dictators No, I'm saying I just want to make sure because we were going with people that were genocidal maniacs and you just went with like a wise man So you I just want to make sure that How many people you think Confucius killed? I would rather hang things that killed a lot of people with knowledge. Oh, that's true

Damn that the pen is mightier than the sword got him to woke. Yeah. Okay next question some boys, especially pf parentheses ellen and parentheses t My boyfriend's what was that? Oh felon. Oh, yeah, because I got arrested Ellen I was thinking Ellen. No, no, no, that's what you're thinking. You look like a woman No, but she thought she thought uh felon because I got arrested nice my boyfriend celebrity crush camilla cabello Looks similar to his ex-girlfriend. He thinks camilla looks like his ex and he knows I think it too

But every time he sees camilla, he practically gets a boner on the spot. Should I be offended? How do I keep myself from thinking all sorts of shitty things? It's not the plot to a killer song like you had a boyfriend that looked like a girl. Oh, yeah Killers are better than people give no that's just roasting the guy camilla cabello saying the boy looks like a girl Okay, got you. So this guy had Back it back it up for me. Hang on one more time. She sings that Havana song. I think she was on the grave Oh, your ex-girlfriend was very attractive. Let me see. No, your boyfriend's ex-girlfriend You don't help this girl at all. Let me see. Uh, no, she's not that cute. She's not that cute at all. This is pf

Ellen t Telling you that I'm gonna say she's cute. You're way more attractive than she is I believe in you Now now see what you've done is big catch is going to be looking at pictures of her for the rest of She's hot. She's pretty hot. Okay Oh, here's how do I keep myself from thinking all sorts of shitty things Uh, you already do you should get plastic surgery to look like he does um

You gotta hope that oh, you know what maybe do want like a fake article You know what we'll start to commit. Do you guys see the one ready for this? Did you guys see the grammy's? Kamiya cabella shitter pants. Oh, that's so embarrassing. That's gross What a nasty gross gross person who shits their pants Right publicly like that Damn, and she was wearing a white dress. Uh, so now play that exact clip for him And then we just ruined every fantasy he'll ever have You're welcome. Oh, I never know. Uh last season good point. Yeah, bukkakis and all that stuff if he's german

That could be an issue. Last one plumpkins. I meant to say I'll get it. Yeah, plumpkins. People don't talk about plumpkins anymore. People do not talk about probably Probably the hot No, blumpkin. I hope you said plumpkin. No, I said blumpkin Plumpkin kind of sounds good. Plumpkin. Yeah, that's when you do it to the girl Oh We got a two-time Super Bowl champion cowboy on Friday. I love you guys Oh

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