Pardon My Take - Dog The Bounty Hunter + World Series Game 6 Recap

Episode Date: October 30, 2019

The Nats are a team of destiny + we preview game 7 ( 2:31 - 10:51) . NFL trade deadline where nothing happened (10:51 - 16:40). Hot seat cool throne (16:40 - 30:59). Dog The Bounty Hunter joins the show to talk about, life after Beth, losing his virginity at 12 & how he would beat up everyone in the studio. Segments include "Respect The Biz" for Hank, Jake Marsh Sports biz minute + Guys on Chicks with clean shaven Uncle Chaps.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

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the greatest two words in sports, under protest. Game seven, can't protest. We got both of them. Well, no, you can't. So it's under protest. Was, is not. Passan said it was under protest. Can't protest it.

It's still under my personal protest. Also they won. Yeah, so it's the best of eight now. So you don't have to protest. So we don't know. Ball don't lie. Hey, hey, did you hear this, PFT? Yeah.

Ball don't lie. I was part of Ball Don't Lie Twitter, but you had to say, you had to get it out. Trade Turner got robbed on the infield single. But you can't be mad. I'm not mad anymore. I'm just, I'm just disappointed in the umpire. Really the, the hero of the night, because it was, there was a moment where it was going to be the umpires.

It's going to be like a saint's ram situation. If the Nats, I was ready to go full New Orleans on, oh, it's going to be an absolute shit show. The fact that they fucked that up. And then I don't even know who they were talking to, I was going to put a billboard outside Joe Torrey's house. It was going to get ugly. It was going to get real ugly, but it ends up that not mattering because the nationals

Rendon hits that home run. And the hero of the night is Dave Martinez, trying to fight an umpire with a bad ticker. The guy who he had a heart surgery or something treatment, something happened this summer to the point where he's not allowed to drink coffee anymore because it's bad for his heart. And he went full fucking aggro rage, a holic on the alms. And I loved every second of it. That's a manager who you want to play for. It was probably good for him to get that out of his system.

You have a little release. Yes. It was like a nice cardio workout for him getting upset. Also good that he got thrown out because at that point he has to go cool down somewhere. Well, and you send a message to your team, get it back, get a send a message, let them know that you are behind them a hundred percent. And he did all that arguing with two guys trying to hold him back. He beat the double team.

Chappelle. Shout out to him. I don't know how he held him back. Did him with a little spin move. Yep. Got up in his face. He looked like one of the bossa brothers out there, a lost bossa. It was it was a fun game to watch.

There was a lot that that went down despite the final store score being kind of a blowout. It was it was an exhilarating game to watch. I'm glad that I only have one more of them to watch this postseason because it's reaching the point where it's like playoff hockey where I'm getting too amped up, too nervous. The plays are affecting me too much. So I'm glad we got game seven. We got Joe Buck on the call tomorrow ready to hit him with a and the Houston Astros can suck on D's Nats as he promised that he would he promised that he would say I'm counting

on him. Fun stat. The last manager to be kicked out of the World Series game Bobby Cox 1996. The last manager before that to be kicked out of a World Series game Bobby Cox 1992. Okay. That's a fun stat. I do. I'm shocked at Bobby Cox.

He could never be to spin move. No. He's a space eater. He's a guy that's like a nose tackle. He'll stay behind two guys. He's the guy who would say some really fucked up shit not. He won't do it like you know in a in a the way that Dave Martinez did where I actually think he was going to kill someone to rip someone's throat out Bobby Cox would just

cut you to your core. Oh yeah. If you get into an argument Bobby Cox you're going to see a therapist for the next seven years of your life just to get that out of your system. One thing about the Astros I saw again Justin Kershaw trending on Twitter again tonight. So Clayton Verlander they were both trending at the same time again still doesn't have a World Series win might not ever might not ever get a World Series win Kate Upton chimed in.

She said that Tray Turner was clearly interfering with the play ratio pretty hard on that one. So we also we have she was right though. She what. She was called out. Yes. Sure. He was. Yes.

She was technically right. She was not right. No. No. The call was held. Her assessment was correct. Okay. And Hank for one who doesn't believe in turnover luck.

The real story of the night was Babip as I called as I predicted the Nats Babip turned around. It's the one staff that have picked up on this offseason so I'm an expert on it. We got luckier on our balls that were hit in play tonight. The Astros got less lucky than they have been. That is what really turned the game around. What does Babip stand for this is like you're like a new thing of the day. He's like a four year old who found a new word.

He's been saying it every single I'm wearing a shirt. What is it. Watch this on Barstool Gold. If you want to look at my shirt that I'm wearing it says Babip on it stands for batting average on balls in play. So it's like you can hit it. I'll open it. Yeah.

It's literally the like turnover. It's it's like where's batting. We omit the O so it's like you can hit a hard a hard line drive directly at the shortstop and he catches it. It doesn't mean it was a bad hit. Right. How much did you care about Babip. Like a week ago.

Zero. We could not have cared less about Babip. But now that I know that is the key to the national's winning this World Series. I'm all in on it. I'm all in on the Nats Babip. I'm very excited for game seven. But again as I mentioned I'm looking forward to it being over and I think that we were right.

Big Cat I think was the first to report this. So I'll give credit to him that the Nats are a team of destiny. Yes they are. And they're not going to lose game seven. If they do I will eat this podcast. I'll eat my podcast and the and shout out to the Nats having the foresight to shut Steven Shrasberg down in September of 2012. Absolutely.

That was you got the performance out of him in the World Series that you were looking for when you had him stop pitching in September even though you were in the playoff. Yeah God bless the broken road that led us to this game seven. Yeah. I mean that's that's so game seven nothing better. We also had a back controversy tonight. So Bregman hit a dinger and I'm scared of Bregman. Whenever he gets up to bat I'm a little bit terrified.

He hit a dinger and then he carried his bat all the way to first base and then dropped it after he got there. You had the Brian McCann's of the world flipping out. People were very mad calling a clown move saying was disrespectful to the game. That was awesome when they had this ear hole. Yeah. And then Soto did the same thing. It was a who can carry the bat longer off.

I feel like if you hit a walk off home run in the World Series which isn't going to happen this year but in the future if it happens you should be allowed to carry it all the way around. Yes. Big night for the who says baseball is in fun crowd. You guys got your night. That was it. That was the big night.

You had all the fireworks. You had the the carrying the bat off the umpires Dave Martinez home run. I think they juiced the balls again. Those balls were flying. I agree. All of them are moon shots. Yeah. They were juicing.

That's why Verlander was so mad. He got he got really upset at the baseball tonight because he's used to the doctor the spin rate balls that they have in Houston as Trevor Bauer pointed out to us. He's used to pitching with a juice ball that favors the pitcher. Correct. Now it's swung the other way. That's why Verlander can't win a game in the World Series which is kind of a bullshit narrative because he's pitched well in some World Series games but that's not going to

get in between me and an era. We're a hot take shot. We are a hot take. Oh and six is oh and six. Oh and six. Absolutely right. I'm a results based guy. Oh and six.

I'd actually keep him out of the Hall of Fame. Me too. Agreed. Not clutch. And sorry. Max Scherzer is ready to go tomorrow because he got the court his own shot which is show again. Again.

Again. God bless the broken road that got us at that point. P.E.D. That's what you give if you're if you're pregnant. If you're giving birth. I've got a court his own shot in my back. Oh sick. Yeah.

No it's awesome. It basically makes your entire like insides wherever they give you the shot feel super warm. You can only get like two or three a year. Takes away all the sensation. Completely numbs you up for like two weeks. It's like Roman swipes for your spine. It's awesome.

Awesome. Okay. So Max had the look in his eyes. Both of them the brown one and the blue one tonight. He looked like he was ready to get in the game. He was pacing. Max Scherzer if you think he's sleeping tonight. My friend you don't know Max Scherzer he's probably not leaving the ballpark.

No he's just going to pace. That would be bad if he didn't sleep if he like slept on the mound and just hurt his neck again. He might. He's going to pace. Yeah. What's the sleep number on a baseball bound. What is the bit.

What's the pillow situation for Max Rosenberg belt in his bed tonight because like that's you can't fuck that up. He's on the road. He's on the road. Yeah. He's in a strange bed. He's on the road. That's concerning.

That's why he's not going home though. Yeah the two and a half feet from home plate to the pitcher's mound back and forth. If you want to watch us we are on barstoolgold.com slash PMT barstoolgold.com slash PMT so what's the plan tomorrow night are you going to I guess you got to do would you do Seagat shows on Thursday if they lost. I would you think I should do Seagat starts for this. Well yeah. Yeah.

The plan was actually what want to say with the plan. We won't say the plan. I'm not gonna do it on Thursday if you lose. I'm not gonna make a plan because we're not going to lose but yes that is. That is great. I was gonna say I'll come in but I don't really you're not gonna come watch tomorrow night game seven I mean I'm gonna watch for your friend. I know it's feel like we've been here so late every single night I'm starting to lose my brain a little maybe I'll show up late. That's fine show up in the seventh inning That's fine. No, once you go home you're home. No, no, I'll be I'll be back to you. Okay. Yeah

I'll be here. I'll be here. Yeah, just make sure don't let anyone sit in my seat. Okay. I'll be here Okay, let's do some NFL trade deadline that wasn't Really the biggest news of the day wasn't a trade. It was Andy Dalton getting benched on his birthday. That sucks sucks It sucks and I was upset for a hot second when I thought that we were gonna lose our beautiful red-headed Bengals quarterbacks because we've been spoiled for the last what eight years Yep, since any Dalton's been playing to have a quarterback Whose hair matched so well with his jersey and then I saw who his backup was and he's got red hair too It doesn't pop the same way. No as Andy's but in standard definition. It's just like it's it's a watered down Andy Dalton, which is

Pretty much just air. Uh Hank. I have a little trivia for you. Uh column a column b through age 32 season Uh fourth quarter comebacks 18 verse 20 Game winning drives 23 verse 24 Passing yards 30,844 verse 30,352. So column a got that one um and uh Yeah, who do you have for what would you take column a or column b? Wait, can I add Brady's column a can I add one? No, I didn't know no I'm gonna add one more there. Yeah when wins versus the Patriots. Oh

True So, yeah, so you don't know so you don't know that one doesn't give anything zero and zero We'll call him b but I know column a is Brady. It's so stupid that people do that shit. I love it The mystery player. Yeah here. Check it out. Uh, is this the first time that A passer that's in the top five in terms of total passing yards in a season has been benched this late into the season Well, Ryan's probably gonna too Joe Flacco got benched He's not put he but he got no he got assassinated. He got attempted There was a tempted murder because he stuck his neck out

And demonstrated that he had a spine John L. Way was like that's a neck injury all of our NFC north heroes are dying The real losers in this are the Buffalo Bills. Yeah, that don't have Andy Dalton to push them into the playoffs again That's true. That was his defining moments that and when he lost his luggage on the highway So Andy Dalton, well, he would have guessed too. Yeah. Whoa. Hey Yikes, Hank's going through puberty Damn, my little boy's growing up. He's getting heartburn These are I'm just thinking about this because uh, the the fact that matt stafford just passed joe montana in total yards Like nfl passing stats are so funny Tom Brady and y'all in the plate in the same era

But because it was even like, you know 10 years ago You can manipulate the stats through age 32 It's ridiculous nfl passing stats are so fucking funny to look at whoever comes after this will will beat everyone before it And forever and forever and forever the other big news was Trent Williams did not get traded and then he immediately reported to the redskins. Yep And what what bruce allen ended up doing in this situation was he made up some trade offers for for trint Williams back in september He said that the patreots offered him a first round pick another a mystery team That's how you know, it's real a mystery team. They're really hot. They live in canada

They offered him also a first round pick in mid september Turns out neither one of those offers was true and he just waited until the last minute hoping that somebody would call to offer a first round pick Didn't happen. So now he's reporting to camp, but he still doesn't want to play He's going to be on the team for another year and he's going to be worth less in the off season because he'll have One fewer year towards free agency. Oh, okay So great graceful cap management and roster management by the r word. Yeah And then a keep to leave getting traded to the dolphins that was so mean But it continues our pick ponzi scheme

that The rams are doing because I don't know they like got back a fifth But they'd already traded a fifth someone tweeted that they don't even know if they had a fifth to like Doing the trade and if you throw in conditional to any one of those picks It's like, okay, that doesn't exist necessarily. Nope. And yeah, it was the it was the Brock Osweiler effect. So They are essentially paying The rams they they traded him for negative eight million dollars. Yes. I'm getting it. Yes. Yes So I mean I'll keep it to leave like oh, do they play? No

I the first thing the first thing I did when I saw that was look up Michael Crabtree and see if he was on On a team that was going to play against the dolphins later on this year. He's not he's a free agent So I guess he could be signed. I could see the patreots picking up should sign them Yeah, because I think they have two games coming up. Yeah, they should fuck that would be so awesome We need some more chain snatching to happen. Yes, we do. Um, all right. Any other NFL notes? I think that's if I'm to leave I just take the flight to Miami and then I quit after I get there It's like free flights to south beach. Yes. Um, oh, I guess the only other NFL thing was Eddie Pinheiro came out and said that He actually was kicking from the wrong hash mark

And Matt Nagy never asked him then he backtracked it because he realized how much he fucked up Um, oh, so that's fine then. Yeah. Yeah, no, it's totally fine. Everything's fine Yeah, so I'm just back in the tube and Matt Nagy's come out and doubled down tripled down Yeah, he said he would do it a hundred times out of a hundred Everything's fine guys. That's what you have to do just in life if you're wrong about something Just say that you're not wrong and double down on the thing you were clearly wrong about Yeah, just keep going and eventually you'll find 10 of people will just respect you for being hardheaded enough Yeah, right. They'll be like, you know what at least he's stuck to his ways. Yeah, at least he's an asshole

Yeah, he's stuck to his guns, you know, he's unrelenting. Yep. That's good. That's Matt Nagy Okay, uh hot seat cool throne before we get to dog the bounty hunter hank. Why don't you start? Uh, my hot seat is netflix They are considering adding a variable playback speed So similar to podcast where you can go like one and a half and two times speed And it's got like filmmakers very upset Oh cinema people are freaking out Judd aptow said like he was on a tweet storm said don't make me have to call every director and Show creator on earth to fight you on this save me the time I will win

But it'll take me a ton of time Don't fuck with our timing and there was a lot of other people that were like following suit and going off Yeah, that well, I mean if I'm Judd, Judd aptow, I'm pissed off too because imagine seth rogan's voice at two x speed No He's got that buda benkoff. Yeah, and people listen to this podcast on on one and a half times speeds Yes, two times speed. I think that you're insane if you do that. No, I've actually been doing that I've tried doing one and a half times speed on Hardcore history because it's like six hours long

per Podcast but if you do it on like a comedy podcast, so definitely not ours, right? But if you did it on a funny podcast, I think it would throw things off We should start doing this really quickly in in every single episode to fuck with people Yeah, my other hot tea is peter luggers and me They received a zero star star review, which is equivalent to zero balls. Oh, man. I love peter luggers That's my favorite restaurant in brooklyn. Oh, man I really like when you go to the waiters and sometimes assholes see and they

They break your steak and then they keep flipping through the pocket and they say, okay, this is expensive This is expensive We want some spinach probably not your pussy if you'd spinach and that's part about computer losers You can recook your steak on the hot plate because they keep it really hot On your on your plate and then when they hand it to you you gotta slice into it because it's already sliced up It was a place that I had a connection. So I felt cool and I went there But now they have a zero star review. So I have no clout and it's kind of upsetting. So it's like fuck what I do now Oh, man, that sucks. It's so

I enjoyed the steak people that Don't interrupt me I It was Tasty Now everyone who listens to it on regular speeds like this fucking sucked. Yeah, you guys are assholes. Yeah, and I agree I agree. Uh, peter luggers. Yeah, that's that's bad

I actually like that place. It's a it's a name that just exudes class. Yeah, you feel like hey, you want to go luggers Peter luggers. I guess maybe it's a gun name. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, uh, by the way the Going back to Seth Rogen real quick There's everyone has that one friend who has who smoked too much weed and his His laugh is the same as his cough and they're interchangeable And you're and it's actually awesome to listen to like it's kind of gross sometimes because they'll laugh And then they'll just start like spitting up phlegm But you also kind of love it because when they start laughing they can't stop laughing until they cough

Which also sounds like they're laugh. So it's an extra laugh. Yeah, it's just one function ruled into one. Yeah My cool throne is team Targaryen and just game of thrones fans in general So that came out today a that the guys that like fucked up the creator or like the show producers of That fucked up the last season got like fired off of star wars. They they basically said that they Season eight was so bad because they were like worried about star wars. That's why they didn't do like more seasons and shit Which got fans mad They got fired off star wars for not like for whatever reason so game of thrones fans were happy about that and it was announced today that a

Targaryen team Targaryen show from the first 300 like 300 years Before game of thrones is coming out. I don't think I've ever forgotten a cast of characters names faster than game of thrones Team Targaryen. I I forget who the Targaryen are. I just remember your take your take stunk Well clearly not because I was team Targaryen that was proven to be the correct No, the fucking developing an entire show around the names So everyone they had the dragon burn the iron throne and they're like, hey, let's hit you over the face with this It's not even close to subtle. Yeah, that was sick and then they came out after that and said, oh, that didn't really mean anything So they they were yeah, they were like too there was too much emphasis

On an analogy that was just like way overwrought and then they it turns out they just stumbled their way into that Analogy. So yeah, that's tough. Also. It's a prequel that they're putting out That's a good spin zone to get people's minds off If you finish the show really shittily, well, guess what we're going to go back You like the first season tell you what we're going to give you an extra first season The thing is though because George R. R. Martin had written the books of the finale And so it was up to the showrunners to finish it and they fucked it up But there is actual like a book that they're basing the show off of so it's like back to the good shit

Okay, you know what they should do So they came under fire for some of the battle scenes in the last season They should get back to what made the show popular as baseball has shown us and incorporate more boobs So seasons one and two boobs everywhere And umpire fuck ups. Yeah, and umpire fuck ups have yeah, the first season is being played under review They should have instead of that giant fight. What was that called the battle of the bastards the bastards They should have just the orgy of the bastards They should have one guy just walking around the entire series holding a bat

We never know why and he just touches a bunch of bases. I like that That's it team targets back. Okay, chakaris. All right, uh, my carry My hot seat is global warming Chakaris wait because the lsu tigers signed a wide receiver named decoldest crawford Yes, so decolders is making his way to baton rouge probably the coolest name If not in the history of college football definitely in the history of louisiana state I would say do you know his middle name? It's not the one that was reported. It's one one decolders one That's fucking awesome. Yeah, hold that tiger. Hold that tiger. I'm really excited to see

And with a new law that got put into place, which I think everybody's still kind of up in the air about That athletes are allowed now to profit off their name and likeness. Yep decoldest is going to make so much money Profiting off decoldest. Does that mean we get the ea sports back? I think we do right? That's we get the that's the conclusion everyone jumped to and I'm going to say yes until proven otherwise Okay, uh, yeah, I'm gonna agree with you. Yeah, my only regret in the show is that we prematurely named bubba Bubba Instead of decoldest coldest one that'd be sweet if your name was decoldest one. Yeah, uh, my cool throne is destiny Not only are the gnats a team of destiny

But ship kelly was talking about destiny this weekend after a game And he he laid into a reporter. He said I wish people wouldn't bring up the term destiny Because saying you control your own destiny doesn't make any sense Right because destiny implies that this series of events is already pre-ordained So he smashed a reporter's best friend Which is to use the term control your own destiny or team of destiny By just saying like why try to do anything if life is already set out ahead of you Okay, I like that. So he put he put destiny on the on the cool throne always deep chip kelly. Yes

Well, he's lived his last six years like he doesn't care and everything's pre-ordained for anyways And also tacos are on the cool throne taco bell steel based steel a taco I believe today wednesday is steel a taco day. Yeah, you get your tacos for free You get to know you actually go and steal one you go and you take one from you You jump behind the counter whoever causes a riot at taco bell gets as many tacos as they want That's what it is. That's the giveaway. Nope only a taco bell Rob a taco bell file line User manners accept your free taco rob a taco bell, but make sure it's in new england. Uh-huh. Yep, absolutely

Rhode Islander, Massachusetts. Tell them tell them PMT send you tell them hank sent you Yeah, tell them hank sent you they'll give you all the tacos for free Don't do that. Okay All right, my hot seats is well this news just came out and we it's alleged all of it's alleged So the dirty sports podcast they they they had a video where they basically accused A twitter account named james one of one to be jason light the gm of the box now I don't know if it's true But a couple things one is

Even if it's not true This is the funniest twitter account i've ever seen because its name is the james one of one And he wrote a e-book called james winston derangement syndrome How the media causes us to overlook the start of a hall of fame nfl career Okay, so even if it's not jason light, it's the funniest account i've ever seen Yes, and then if it is jason light, it is truly the greatest account i've ever seen So i don't know this story will be continuing. I'm sure we'll get to the bottom of it like in the next day or two But if it is just know that we at bare minimum, we found a person who wrote a

e-book about james winston being a future hall famer and how the media has a derangement syndrome about his career Does he address the james squinston issues where he he might need glasses might that should uh Oh, but that made me think by the way. Why do we have why are all the umps like 40 and 50 years old? Oh, they're very old. Yeah, they all can't see. Yeah, that's a good show. Can we get umps that are like Robots 25. Oh, yeah our robots. Yeah robots to get the boston dynamics dogs out there. Yeah, don't put any banana peels in our field Owls literal owls. Yeah, they've got great vision for night games Yeah, they could sit right where the astros do all their signs from yeah, which is still happening I've noticed the pitch tipping is that's what we're calling it now. We're going to pitch tipping

We know what it means. Yes. Brooks said he realized he was tipping his pitches tonight Oh first inning and changed it. Well bregman bregman bregman is actually Kind of a genius because if you just say that you have everyone's pitches They'll all start doing things they don't want to do like they'll get you'll get in their head By being like, oh, yeah, I like all you have to do is the oh, yeah, I know exactly what's coming And then they're going to start like changing everything they do every single time they come out It's genius

Jamis one of one has denied. He's denied. He's denying. He's saying you have to love twitter By the way, if need be I'll be happy to do a call-in interview at the same time Mr. Light is at the interview in person to dispel such nonsense So interesting very interesting. So what light is going to do does he have any brothers? No, he's going to record a video press conference And then call in he's going to have like, you know, the Arnold Schwarzenegger soundboard Yeah, he's going to have a jason light soundboard on his phone that he's going to be pressing It might not be him

I'll give the better for the down say it's not him because I don't want to just accuse someone just like point blank That's kind of fucked up to do without like definitive proof. Yep. I'm just more happy that we know Jamis one of one exists because that is the funniest account I've ever seen. Mm-hmm. It is leg weight horn Oh, this is he has quotes on his page of people who read his book Jamis one of one one of one has written a game changing book that the mainstream media may hate but NFL fans will love I hope this book is a best-seller Joe Howley Former Tampa Bay Bucks Center

Jamis one of one takes a hard look at a comparative and even era Adjusted stats that prove Jamis compares favorably to Super Bowl era hall fame quarterbacks when looked at objectively It's really quite obvious Winston's on a hall of fame pace This is awesome. Wow. I can't believe anyone. You can write a book about anything, dude Like I said, it probably isn't jason light. We're gonna give him we're gonna say he's innocent, right? Yes, whoever. Yes, I want to know who did actually create this to me. That's almost more interesting Yes, no way more it would make more sense to me if it was jason light running this than somebody else The fact that it's not as genuinely concerning right like this person is out here

Defending Jamis Winston if he has no relation to Jamis Winston and he wrote an e-book It's a crazy person. We're dealing with crazy and I love it. I want to get him on the show But only calling Yes, yeah, the only call in uh during a game during a game. Yeah. Oh, that was yeah, that was a big thing He stops during the game. All right. My cool throne is uh The nets and nets teammates because there was a big story today about kairi being moody so Uh, apparently like the member uh during when the calves were in there

I think it was the last year they were all together So they didn't win the title But kairi just stopped talking to everyone for like three days straight during the playoffs buddhist Apparently he did this when the nets were in china as well So his moods are a concern to the nets. Well, guess what you're on my cool throne because everyone freaked out and was like kairi this kairi that I read the story And uh, there's here's a quote. There's hope that durant will be able to coax his friend into a better frame of mind Uh and said I look at durant said I look at kairi as somebody who is an artist

You have to leave him alone You know what he'll bring to the table every night because he cares so much about the game So kevin durant is on the case to keep kairi Irving from getting moody They're fine. I kind of like that dynamic though. It's a little jane silent bobbish Right, so you've got kairi that never says anything and then you've got kevin durant that just says everything, right? Yeah, i'm fine with that. Yeah, this is always like it's going to be a good buddy cop type thing What if kevin durant was the guy behind james 101? That would be that would be a productive use of his time. I'll be the greatest

But he's just writing about james as if james was kevin durant, right? He's just completely substituted his he did a find and replace He wrote an e-book about himself and then went back and changed changed all the kevin durants to james winsons So and then kevin durant dunked on Donovan mcnaab mcnaab Durant was actually using his real account Donovan mcnaab said with everything starting to come out with kairi Irving and the brooklyn nets When will kevin durant realize maybe I should have stayed in golden state boy

I've seen this happen before and kevin durant just replied relax mcnaab And uh, no one gets dunked on more than donovan mcnaab. That's a great come back. That's a great comeback He's someone who doesn't know how to use twitter. No, he does. I don't think mcnaab reads his replies I think he just I think he has a burner phone that he tweets every tweet out from and then he just throws it into the trashcan Yeah, he he did reply. He just replied with the mike tyson Like laughing really hard at a roast gift. Okay. Yeah, not really good. He's having fun with it. Yeah, not really He's in on the joke mcnaab's in on it. Good job. Like, yeah. Oh relax mcnaab. That's so funny That's not a reply that makes any sense. No that reply is actually the under thrown pass of reply. Yes. Yes

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But his dog the bounty hunter Dwayne Chapman He is has a show on wgm. I watch it on wednesday nights Uh, it's dogs most wanted It's a great show and I'm a big time long time fan. So thank you for joining us. Appreciate having me Yeah, so I don't know even where we want to start I mean, I guess we could start with uh, the current show right now. It is Uh Very it's hard to watch because obviously there's a lot of Beth in it

Has it have you been watching it back at all? Have you a little of it? But I don't sit down like you used to because of Beth. It's just you know, I start crying and you know Yeah, me too. Let's go there and I was there. So, you know Next season. Yeah, I'll watch it and help cut it this season. I kind of backed off Yeah, did you used to watch the show uh in previous seasons, you know, whether it was this one or in years past Well, we we help cut them also, you know, like where is this part at or is that part at we Cut them and this time I just let the guy go and he did a pretty good job because we're getting some good ratings So, yeah, what's the uh, what's the best part about being a bounty hunter because I I mean, I would

We'll get to it later, but I would like to help you in any way you can I can but uh, what what's like the part that you're like Man, I love getting up and doing this when you find the guy. That's it. That's it when you look a long time or He's done something really bad and then you find him and you're like or you spot him across the street Your heart starts beating and you're like, oh my god, that's him Because you've been staring at a mugshot for two three days, you know looking Talking to everybody that knows him. No, no, you know all his habits Kind of cigarette. He smokes what he eats at night What kind of hours he has what kind of drug is he on and then when you spot him, it's like

Whoa, my god, it's him right and you put yourself kind of in his shoes and that person's shoes to figure out where they're going to be How are you gonna find and the one thing that I always liked about your show is after you get the guy I don't do you even call him the bad guy after you catch the bad guy or well, yeah He's some you know, yeah, he's he's a bad guy till he gets to jail and pays for whatever Bad thing he does until he meets you and then what would happen would be you'd connect with him You try to connect with a person that you'd apprehended try to make a difference in their life Do you still keep in touch with anybody that you've apprehended on a bounty? Oh, yeah We I have a lot of guys that call me and and say, you know how they're doing or I see them on the street or

You know this show here it dogs most wanted is exactly that I look at like 50 warrants and then I pick out the most heinous crimes Usually against persons or kids or women And then we go after them where you know, we're not going after the normal drug dealer anymore And you know because some states are making California possession of heroin's a misdemeanor now Right. Is is there one person in particular that you've kept in touch with over the years? It's like totally turned their life around after meeting you there's a lot that call me and you know a lot of guys check in and

I've had them I make them check in every day And I have guys check in for a year and then they're like, you know, I got probation a day dog I said, okay, if I check in still I go, sure So the way I have a couple guys that just check in to check in yeah friends for life So when you talk to the people before they go into jail And you say like hey like you give them the speech and you say go with christ and they're like i'm going to Do you can you tell when they're like lying like the people who don't actually go with christ? Well, it's not particularly go with christ. Okay, it's just that I believe in god and I believe in I was taught about jesus

So that's what I'm supposed to do right, but there's other religions that you know It's not just jesus if you want to get to heaven. Yeah, god's not a dummy We all don't like the same kind of food or the same kind of girls so But I try to tell them to you there's a higher power that you can go to and And I kind of hope you know as they're in that position. They're all serious about changing right? I've had a couple guys flip me off. You know and just I book them. That's it Only couple but in that position. They just got taken down. They're really serious about changing their life

And then of course in jail. They're really serious right and in the county jails. You usually go to the bible Or they become a christian, right? Then the the real test is when they get out of jail What do they do for the first two weeks and then for the first two months? About 50 make it and about 50 don't yeah. Yeah, I mean it's I always wonder like the follow-ups almost like so I love all reality television But like a bar rescue were friends of john tafford like he does the follow-up on the bars We should do a dog follow-up and like who went with christ who when you when you smash the crack pipe

They were like boom. That's it right my life has changed forever and who is falling back on to bad times Well, I well just name a name a friend of mine's bosco and he called me the other day. He's like riko No bosco. Oh, he's like double our size Us three together. He's that size. Okay, and he's like dog. I'm gonna kick your ass I go bosco at four and he's like oh you ruined my life of crime, brother And I said what do you mean? He said I had a twinkie last night. It's not a real twinkie, right? He had a snack He said I had sex my old lady and I went to sleep

And I said good. He said, you know that stuff. You made me smoke. God dog And I said, well, is it better? Oh, yeah, but I'm gonna kick your ass for ruining my life of crime And then before he hung up, right? I said, all right bosco. He goes, yeah You know again, I I roll. I need the rolling papers I said, you know where to buy them stop it and he said dog. I said, yeah, I said, I love you, brother And I said, I love you too. So that those kind of thoughts those kind of things, you know, help you out Yeah, absolutely. Would you say that you're the goat bounty hunter the greatest of all time of all time? Yes, completely 8,000 captures. Yes and humble 8,000 captures over 8,041 years this february

So that's a long time. Those are stats. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Do you know what your percentage is? Like what's your averages? It's a hundred percent. We got one right now. We're chasing a million dollar bond Tuesday, we're best birthday, right? We're gonna start and it's uh, because my health is a little big dingy right now So I'm taking medicine to, you know, thin the blood. So you're kind of weak. How are you feeling? Uh, kaka Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you know, but uh I'm gonna make it. Thank you. I lost a belly though

I tried to sit up my whole life and wouldn't leave And then I used the tony robbins diet the 10 fingers Take your 10 fingers and push your fat ass away from the table So you you mentioned your stats You also the the start would you say like the the when dog became dog was the andrew lustre case? No, I was uh We were already had our a and e show when we had that. We uh, I was in prison And I was the warden's barber and the barber's shop was outside the prison gates And one day they were putting a friend of mine in the hole because his mother just died

So they put you down quick because of your mama dies. You're gonna they nobody can control you So as they put him in the the shitter, can I cast? Yeah, yeah Fuck fuck fuck. Okay. The shitter that mother fucker. He uh, he had a guard in the mouth I saw the guard come out, you know backwards and off he started running And so I was in the barber shop and I could hear the cops on the tower saying Freeze bigfoot. That was his name, right? We're gonna kill you. So I took out after him because I knew He wasn't uh, he was kind of light in the mind, you know, but his mama just died So, uh, I got him by the pant and tackle him down

And lieutenant hilly just ran up behind me with he was right behind me running And they were saying dog stop. What are you doing, right? Cause they're gonna shoot me too And he threw the handcuffs on the dirt right next to him and said hook him up bounty hunter And I said lieutenant, I don't know how to do that, right? So then uh, when I went back to this prison The warden called me because you know warden's barber, no one touched me beat me up because I cut the guard's hair the warden's hair made him look good for visiting days, right? The girls that come in they look and coo for the guy's wives, right? So the warden said we got to transfer you out of this

Farm because they're gonna kill you for what I said Because you ran down an inmate. I said and I saved his life So that night, uh warden said well, I'll put you I'll leave you stay for a couple days and if you're not dead Well, we're gonna transfer you So that night the muslims came to me and said, you know, why did you catch him? Why'd you do that? I said could I get a shoot big foot right in the head? I'm not gonna let that happen And uh, my Ronnie Coleman was black was my shoe shine guy that was in the barber shop with me

And I told him let's go get him. He said I ain't going to get him there. He'll kill him. I go. No, they're not And so the next day when I woke up there were candy bars Stamps cigarettes One pack cigarettes matches all in front of myself And so I got him real quick, you know, put him in this my little cupboard and the warden called me down. He said They don't give you a love offering Your your bread is buttered. You're gonna stay here. Yeah, and so that when I started checking out when I was a kid I loved uh

The bounty hunter shows, you know the lone ranger and wanted dead or alive and all that because all those guys were bad Once and then they became good, right? Right and they all got the most beautiful girls tied up on the Tracks and all that right, right? So I I thought wow, this is something I could do actually do And then I started studying what it was what to happen. So when I got out February the 6th 1979 About the 10th I went into the uh post office And got the 10 most wanted by the fbi in about a month. I took one of those into the fence 10 grand just on your own. Yeah, just tricking him and I knew the you know the lingo to get him

Yeah, was there was there any barriers to becoming a bounty hunter since you were just getting out of prison? No back then today you just can't do it like that You have to do all these certifications and police officers training and this and that and fbi stuff But back then as 1979 it was wide open. There's only two bounty hunters. One was uh, Papa thorn and uh, george George lucero, and they were uh, you know pretty good, but not as good as me So the only thing though you since you got out of jail you weren't a lot to carry a gun

Has that ever been an issue when like they see dog coming and they're like, well The worst he can do is mace us and you know sick leland on us and maybe have a zip tie around my my wrist Well you today, uh Back then by the way, it's a bad ass. So that would be worse than a gun. He's a good fighter. Yeah, but uh back then I'd use Different things now today you have non-lethal weapons that will drop a mule So they don't want to get tased with the new taser Or they have the pepper ball. It's an automatic seven shots a second and it does it You know it won't kill you, but it's like mike tyson punching you in the mouth

Right, so I have one on each hand and open up on them there You can you can actually draw david's ahead of me by two tazings right now Oh, really because he sent me to the back door. We just got shows next week. This Okay, that's my phone. Yeah next week. You'll see the this guy's nuts And so I go to the back door. We're gonna see his nuts or are you gonna see he's crazy? Yeah, okay, I just want to clear out. I go to the back door and there ain't no back door Yeah, and then I hear pop like that He's like you motherfucker

Oh man, he got enough. Sorry, ma'am. Fuck. Yeah. He got it. No, that's jill. She's I can't tell you mom still lady. I love it. All right. So here's the other thing I had for you. Um You mentioned the brandon dasi and steve avry case. I wrote a blog about this. I went and looked it up You said let's just give him truth serum and we'll fucking find out in two seconds if they're murder murder. Yeah, absolutely That work. Oh, yeah, absolutely. You got truth serum or is that just talking to dogs? No, there is sodium What is it called sodium pentothal? Yeah, and methamphetamine. Okay a combination. Yeah a combination and a cigarette because of the nicotine. Yep No, I'm telling you. Yeah, and they did it to the gis and the korean war the koreans made methamphetamine started it

You know the ice And they'd give it to him and the guys just talk Back in the day in the 70s and 80s when I rode with the motorcycle club If you did meth, you were not allowed in the club because you were a rat Yeah, yeah, you can't help it, right? Yeah, and so today. I don't know what they do But you could you give them truth serum, you know, and you can find out where the bodies are Did they really do it? I was charged once with a crime wasn't charged But the detective was going to charge me and I didn't do it. I wasn't even there

And I said listen what I'll do is get in the courtroom and I'll demand my rights Of a jury of my peers that means all convicts and I'll take truth serum right in front of your ass And let's see what happens. I like no that to save millions of tax dollars Okay, so so let's say they they don't do truth serum Do you think if you get branded assie and steve avry in the back of of uh, uh, a van just mono e mono They're zip tied you're sitting there your dog. Do you think you get a confession out of them? No, I beat some that just won't talk Yeah, they won't so we gotta do the truth serum. That's fine. Yeah, yeah And then you don't get charged with the salt and but I've had to back in the day

You know really lay them out, right? They won't the more you hit them the more they won't talk So have you ever thought about running for like attorney general or I guess that you don't run for that You get appointed but like truth serum like no one saw to that What have you ever thought about beginning into politics and being like the number one cop in america? Well, we do a lot of beth and I was doing a lot of my team right now do a lot of uh to different states To keep bail alive and to keep you know our jobs So I do a lot of lobbying. I wanted there's a new sheriff in town Oh, whoa, how you just said that?

Listen and so say that again if you heard there's a new sheriff in town So the next time there's a new sheriff in town So the national enquires helped me get a pardon next week and if I get when I get the pardon I'm going to run for sheriff of a county. I'm going to pick it out and that's gonna we're gonna have a ball You're gonna be sheriff dog. Oh, that's great. But I want to make sure that the crime You know is that guys that do crime get paid for it and guys that don't get out right you should move to where uh Cain the wrestler is the mayor and just make it the most badass place in war in the world Yes, it's cain is the mayor and sheriff dog. Yeah

Now you bring up an interesting thing about like keeping bail going because I've been hearing a lot in the news Probably last like year two years How cash bail is actually a very big problem for a lot of poor people in america and how It's not the best system in other countries do it a different way. What's your take on all that? Well, you just look at the states that are doing it like that. Oh the poor victim, you know, the poor guy He broke the law always broke. What? You know, what about the guy you raped? What about the girl you raped? What about the house you broke into? What about all that now?

Feedy peeing on the sidewalk all that let him go. Okay America right now still is not if we're white. I'm half read Apache. I'm in if you're black you got a problem Still in america the bail is higher You get charged with a different kind of crime You catch a white boy with a half ounce of pot. He gets busted for possession A black guy sales and possession and whatever right once it becomes, you know fair all the way around the table Then it's like the reason I do not speed when I drive a car is because I got to pay tickets Because that keeps me I know right this one highway patrol as I go by there

I set that baby on 70 because he has got me and he goes every time I know you're coming dog And so I set it down set my you know my cruise control and I keep it five Miles under because I know he's around there. Why because it cost me 300 bucks last time Next time 600 bucks that you hit you hit us in the pocket. We're going to do right So that's and bail nowadays you check in with your bondsman. We put people through Counseling, you know, I have several guys their wives call me, you know because of domestic violence I have to talking down So we're different than here's a card call us when you get in trouble

But no supervision. It's freedom with supervision and without it you're you're a criminal That's why they're criminals. There's something wrong with them, right? I agree with you that you know, there are some crimes out there that absolutely don't need bail You know like the victimless crimes Possession of marijuana that sort of thing. Yeah, yeah, I agree like, you know rape violent crime domestic abuse Yeah, absolutely. Keep them in jail. Keep them on on a very close watch as long as you can Do you ever find that your personal appearance makes it more difficult to sneak up on people? No, it's you can tell you even when I walk, you know around I'll notice the guy'll be like looking at me and he'll be like

Mm-hmm. Like who I don't want to get bit by the dog. He knows he's wanted. Yeah, yeah Yeah, and you could be coming for so so you're saying that your personal appearance can actually be helpful to you because people start to act Suspicious when they see you exactly right. It's just like this when you see thunder and lightning And that thunder is really loud and the lightning is cracking. You know, it rain is coming And they see uncle dog coming. Yee-haw. Yeah, those zip ties about to come out. You're about to go down I love it. I love it. So how can I can I come and ride along sometime? No, the insurance won't allow it What we're gonna do a celebrity maybe ride along though. We got a couple guys. We're trying to get the answer I'm big cat your dog cat and dog cats and dogs. I mean get along

Like snoop told me let let's he wanted to go and he's I might take him and he's like Snoop over me. Uh, you know Yeah, and he said that I double dog dare Yeah, yeah, now you absolutely. Okay, that's fair the double dog thing. Yeah that kind of trumps it What about so the the interesting part about the evolution of the show? Because I watched back in the day. I watched someone now Is social media and how quickly people almost like tell on themselves boy, isn't it? Your job, I would imagine has gotten a little bit easier because you guys will look for someone and be like

Oh, you just checked in on facebook like right down the street. Yeah, or you've got the stuff What's it called the david where we see in the dark? Yeah cameras you could see in the dark is that we caught a guy the other day, right? Good runner guys wanted two years by the cops To we got to get them in a week because of our budget right the show's budget So we caught the guy and he's like saw all the equipment we had we was bugging We had the thing we could listen and all that and he's like fuck dog. You cheated man Yeah, I love yeah technology nowadays. Oh my god everywhere you go. There's a camera

You know, he's david is my guy who's got computers and stuff, right? And he won't do a felony But he'll go right next to one So you you've got places where you pull in to get gas and there's a camera that takes your plate And then sends it to a central computer You just look in there to see where it is unbelievable what the cops gotten out at fine guys. It's really good Do you feel like that's kind of taken a little bit of the love out of the game because you don't know No, it's you miss the days when you got up in front of the whiteboard in hawaii And you know, you'd write the guy's name down. You'd be like, all right, do we know anyone any of his friends?

Let's go out there and bust some skulls. Well, that's what you had to do back then is find the weakest link in the family And or the gang nowadays you don't have to do that You don't have to depend on a snitch You just hunt the guy. It's just like If you're hunting a deer and he's tied to a post you shoot him This one now you're hunting the deer and he's running. You got to follow his tracks through the bushes. That's funner I like doing it with the okay the night vision and stuff Do you have anyone on your staff that's in charge of combing through social media seeing their instagram account?

Pictures that like where they might be to tip them off. Yes someone that does that Yes, because I feel like that's something that we could also help out a lot. Yeah, that would be great. I got one right now Yeah, I got one right now that we need some million and a half dollar bond. What's your name? What's his name? Cameron lawhead. What's his handle? K. A. M Cameron lawhead. Okay. Let's see instagram. Cameron. He has not tweeted yet. Uh, he's on instagram. No posts yet Let's see who he follows. Let's see who he follows on instagram

This is a big braya braya. Have you talked to braya clara yet? He follows her Oh, let's get it. Let's get out and buy room Okay, he's from kawaii, hawaii, right? Okay. That's what it looks like here. Kawaii is a beautiful place. Yeah Yeah, do you miss hawaii? Are you in hawaii a lot or no? Uh, I miss the weather and the brothers and the people but You know, wherever you're happy you can you know, you can make your own hawaii So where are you spending most of your time right now in colorado? Yeah snowed last night. Oh

Damn, that's thanks. Do you think? Wait wait. Cameron lawhead follows bikini picture on instagram? What does that tell us? So we need to get these horny girls. We need to get we need to entrap them with some hot Chicks. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Meth and hot girls. Yeah, I can like shave my chest We can do like a little catfish thing. Right put a bikini on I'll try to send him some dms Yeah, we should follow him with a hot girl avatar. Let me know. I'll give myself Let's do it. Let's let's track this mother fucker down 10 grand. Boom. I don't need to listen I don't I do ever love the game. I don't need it for the money. I just want to be a help to the dogs Thank you. That's all I'm looking for

Um, he'll make a mistake though when you get him like that. He'll the guy is And he's a math head. Yeah big time. Okay. So he'll he'll make a mistake Um, this is a tough question to ask but I want to ask it. Um Since Beth has passed away. Do you have you had a moment where uh, she's kind of looked down on you and like maybe helped with the bounty hunter Well, we in the the final show we uh, pull up to the guy we roll up on him hot And when he sees us he bolts right then And then my team is behind him and I'm on the side And uh, we lose him

And I'm like, oh my god, no way you can't this is 50 grand or you can't lose this guy big guy big guy, right? and uh I'm like Beth shit And then I hear Leland say I got him. I'm on him again and david says we have an Angelic drone angelic drone helping us out. I believe and I thought oh my god. Yeah. Well, she better help me on this other one Yeah, but I believe it. Yeah, you actually yeah, I mean it's unfair now

I mean it was already unfair because you caught everyone you've ever caught near the catch But now you have an angelic drone and this guy here. It's a good thing There's cameras because he knows beth passed and he knows He knows all this stuff. So this is going to be hard for me not to kick his teeth out Yeah, but you can't especially with no bet. You can't outrun an angelic drone. No That's coming for you. No matter what that's what I'm talking about right there. I love it. Um, all right Do you have any other last questions? Yeah, I was curious if you ever watched the episode of south park that they did about yeah, that was cool

And you guys funny. Yes. It was great. Yeah, what about the picture that you took in the water when you're coming out of the water Before the that was that was like flip the paparazzi off. Yeah, that was a tough one I was a dog fan. That was tough. I had a lot of people asking like, hey, what's going on with your boy? I was like, yeah, if you look at it though They drew this belly on there. They draw it on because I the guy kept we were in Maui Oh, his airbrush and he yeah, it blames that what we're going with. Why didn't you tell me? I would have said that as an official statement No, that's photoshop. No, it was photoshop. I wasn't ever that big But I uh, we I flipped we were he's on private or no, he's on a public sidewalk

And just like they're out front in your place right now Yep, and as long as they're on a public sidewalk, they can't go to a private place So he's on a public sidewalk shooting in a to a probe to a private place and I said, hey, what are you doing? Right? He says something so I flipped him off. Beth goes, uh-oh They're gonna photoshop your stomach and make you look fat because you're not fat. No, no, they're gonna make you something They're gonna say so I learned from now on from that day forward That's what 10 years ago to wear my shades when they pop ferrazzis around because they try to trip you same with their cameras, right? If you're flat flat flat flat flat flat flat flat you bump into something. Yeah, that was not right. No, look at that

That's photoshop photoshop. That's photoshopped officially. That's officially photoshopped everyone fuck off Anything about it. Thank you, buddy. You can see man. You're you're a fucking diesel and all these other women. Yeah. Yeah, you look relaxed too You look like you're uh Yeah, we got it. I I'm doing uh, I thought I kind of tell you what happened. I thought I had a heart attack, right? Yeah, oh, I saw that news. Oh, yeah, and they're doctors. So I hospitals. I'm again half apache I don't like that, you know, because they charge you seven bucks for a freaking band-aid Right. So I went in they said, oh took it to test. It looks like you've had two heart attacks. I'm like, what? They're like, yeah, so I want a cigarette. So I started to leave

And uh, they said you can't smoke on the property. I said, I'll go off the property And this guy's like, well, you're not going to get back in. I go, who the hell are you? Oh, how are you going to keep me in? He goes out physically I said, let's work our way outside you son of a bitch, right? And so I started to go for him and all the girl he was like, uh, and all the girls They fired him the next day. So I went out and had a cigarette came back and it hit me again So right, you know, as you're going to the hospital, you have a heart attack kind of story And they're like, well, he's having one right now. So I'm like freaked out Beth. Shit. Okay. I'm coming, baby

Right. So then the next day I do this treadmill thing and I run it then they do the Put the thing up my vein all the way into my heart. Yeah, yeah Then they said we want to see the girls like I want to see your ID Dr. Oz filmed it. Okay. And so it's a good show. And so I said, why she goes because you're not this age You got an age. You got a 16 year old heart I'm like, what? She goes, there's nothing wrong. So Dr. Oz stepped in. Okay. Smart, smart guy No, really trustworthy. Yes Said take x-rays of this and that they found a blood clot in the right lung

Okay, so it's an embolism. Yeah, exactly. There you go. Yeah. So your heart is great. Yeah. Yeah, I gotta say was there any smoke more Was there was there any point? I have not made it a deal with him. Sorry Was there any point that the doctor was just like dog like I there's no medical term for this But you have a broken heart from well. Yeah, that's what I they said, right? And I thought I've heard of that like, you know people married 65 years the guy dies the lady dies the next day, you know, and then I started thinking no way Shit, I want to stay alive because I was like now today. I'm not afraid to die anymore But I don't want to stand in front of a train

Because I had a chance to last month And I'm like, shit. I don't want to die And I had a dream where she was in heaven water in the grass And I came up to scared her like that because she used to always try to sneak up on me But she can't you're a gawa. Yeah, and so I went boop and she turned around said what took you so long big daddy So I almost jumped off a building. Yeah, because I thought shit. She's waiting up there on me, you know No, it's some hard shit. Yeah, it's some really Yeah, it's I'm I'm a patchy sex is my main game. It's not anymore. Yeah

I have a good friend my personal sister named moon Is my friend she talks about beth and beth would say and beth would do And beth would do and the way she talks about that and she's a girl And I don't have sex because I don't give a shit about it anymore. And that's really something for me to say I have 12 children. Yeah, you're oh you've had sex. I've had from 12 years old or up. Yeah, me too. Yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you got 12 12 from the girl. How old is she? She's like 17 17 and yeah, I didn't even understand she had to use her thumb to show me what to do. Oh

So I mean ladies man from the beginning. Is she pegged? Yeah. Yeah. No, she showed how to put it in Wow, that's uh, that's the number. Honestly like borderline abuse, but yeah better than sex ed class Yeah, I guess so. Yeah, if you had to learn one way, I'd probably choose that she was my next-door neighbor So I told my mom my mom's like, oh my god. Seriously stay away from that. Yeah, but we get advice But you you you know, you you you have 12 kids. Yes. Are you still close with all of them? I know every now and then there's some fights that go on all the time because they're a passionate breed You love you love passion all the time. I got one. That's Christopher's an idiot

No, he's the oldest, right? So I made him when I was 15 So he was made of my life. So he likes it to my laugh at people. I'm like, my god, you idiot But he saw the other day. He calls me from jail. He's a jail jail jail his whole life So in this in uh, have you read a bounty on him? No, almost that's like the last season. I had a tazie once I when my sons get around me, I carry taser all my sons are together even leland. Oh, yeah, I'll taze leland's ass Why did you have to taze christopher? Was he he was acting a fool? He was trying to fight you Here listen how he did he's in jail for this. So he calls me up collect from christopher from the jail

I'm like, oh my god Yeah, what did he do and he said they said I beat up a blind man dad I go you beat up a blind man. He goes. Yeah, they're lying. He had glasses on I go what and he had this stick. He was hitting me with dad. I beat the fuck out of him. I'm like, oh you dumb ass No, that's a true story. Yeah. Yeah. So that's christopher. He beats up trucks cars Bicycles he goes to prison for one or two years and then he calls me from prison Yeah, I'm like coup. I'm they know I'm dog the bounty hunter shine They know it's cool here. No, I mean, but yeah, there's all we have all a lot of baby lisa's doing well

Yeah, she's doing she's in the next season two. Okay, nice. Gary boy is on last night. You see him Yeah, yeah, remember he was I went to bounty hunt dad. He's five years old tall is my boot Yes, he's six four 225 230 No, he thinks he's a cop because he's he's junior cop junior man What did he say last night? That's on the show Yeah, okay, let's be advised and I'm like be advised talking like a cop. Yeah, what the hell bra

You know, we're not cops. Gary boy. Yeah, he's like dad. We've been out 15 minutes and you've broken 13 Laws and running stops like dad one more. It's a felony. It sounds like a narcosis. Yeah. No Yeah, I tell him you're a rat his mom used to say shut up rat. Yeah All right, so I have my last question It is a seeky question promo code take put it in you get $10 off you want to go to a sporting event Are you sports fan? Yes football mostly. Okay. What do you like? Who's your team? Uh, right now? I don't I've got a lot of them. I like, uh 49ers are freaking me out. Yeah They're getting good. Yes. I like uh patriots. They're wow. He's the best in the world

The uh, uh, Green Bay. Oh seem throwing that ball. My god. You're like great. You're like america's great. I like that No, he's uh, he's doing real good. Yeah, and then uh, seattle would happen Yeah, you know, they quit beating him up the quarterback slapping him and stuff. He got cold Don't be all right. I think seattle is going to be one of the teams in there at the end Broncos tall. They need to change their names. They stink. Yeah, just put elway down there and coach and shut up Yeah, and let's rock and roll. So what my last question is how many fist fights do you think you've been in? Oh my god Oh, I couldn't tell you want to one every two weeks probably. Yeah, I always I always uh

It's always funny watching on the show when like some guy thinks he wants to go at you and you're just like come on You don't want this and then he backs down. Well, I used to box So, you know in 91 was my last fight because I had high blood pressure The the the doctor said this is it and so I took karate was a black belt I was raised in the bruce lee era And uh, I can throw down so, you know They these criminals are so high Or they think they're tough, you know, yeah, they're they're not could you fight your way out of this room right now?

Oh, yeah, all of us on you. Damn. Well, you take it out first David would be there too. So he take david out. He's he goes out of the room and he's like dog They're gonna fight for their life to keep you in this room Well, you get out when you get in a gang like that and you get somebody jumps you you take one of them And you don't quit beating him and you just because you're gonna you're getting hit from the side In the back and you just keep hitting the one who's the one Right there smiling. Oh, that's a smart call Dog knows

Jake you would have no fucking face Then I could say tell him to stop and then he'd say Stop you guys And you know what hearing jake scream out nagging would probably make me stop I would feel so bad. I'll be okay dog. Okay. Try to leave him alone. His face is dead Let's hear jake say stop one time Stop dog. Stop beating me up There it is

You're smart. That's good. Oh shit. We need to bounty hunt. Yeah. I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready to go We could be we could help with some of the social media stuff for real. I'll go anytime you want. I will be there I will bounty hunt. I love it. I'm gonna find a camera. I'll drive. We'll give you David's cell number I'll fucking zip tie someone. I'll mace someone camera ahead. You're going down, bro I'll crack a couple jokes while we sit on those couches and at the white board Whatever you do. Well, what it does here's what it does is that if you You're a celebrity and you're here and everyone knows you When they you tell that guy listen, man smoke pot relax. You had sex and how long you're not you're chasing the dragon

Right, you can't even do that anymore sleep or nothing and then he meets you. He changes his life Right, or you're just like you meet Stallone, right? He wants to go on one of the ride longs You meet rocky, right? You're done with you know, whatever We'll go after a guy that beats his old lady already told him and we'll catch him and then you tell him Next time you beat your wife. I'm coming to beat you when you I mean when they meet like you celebrities They change it really does change their life So we need to wait till you Find someone who's done something illegal that follows us on twitter and then you call us

And we're like we'll go man to man to them and be like listen, man You don't want the dogs dogs in the car right now. You want to do this the easy way or the hard way What crime do you think is most likely for somebody that's a fan of part of my take to commit? I don't know. Uh, I would say Running illegal book uh book making operation a bookie that you can't that's drugs because you're a bad impression. I'm a bad influence Yeah, yeah, one of those drugs are book making. So if you know, what's really great chasing the best chase We ever had was a counterfeiter Oh my god

And we caught him by the tats Oh, because I said I was looking at his tats and I was like that cannot be that real Yeah, and he did it himself. He was right-handed of course counterfeiter would of course do his own tats guy was an artist Yeah, right. We got him. But yeah, that's the fun one. Yeah counterfeiters. What's the most scared you've ever been during a bounty hunt? Well, you're scared every time you're not scared But you're worried because I put the mug shot up somewhere right And like on the wherever I can see it all day and study it at all week

And then sometimes you walk by it and you hear it say I'm gonna get you motherfucker I'm the one gonna get you and then you go. No, you're not you punk And you start you talk to the mug shot and you start, you know feeling that right and you kind of see where He's gonna get you at and I've got one right now that it's a single shot Shot gonna really long one that I know I'm gonna see come out of the room So I mean you there's thoughts you see it before it happens Yeah, so you get you almost get afraid before you have a chance to be afraid. Yes. Yes. And then when something happens I know how I go up to the door. I know how I go in

Deja vu when it does that stop and back off Because god showed you that's gonna happen. Yeah stop right now And then you get shot and go. Why did I get shot and god goes? I try to tell you man Well best looking out for you now though. Thank you. There you go. All right dog. Thank you so much Thank you very fun you guys very Yeah, anytime you're in town, please come by And anytime you need our help in a bounty hunt where we are always ready to out Okay, david's gonna give you a sell. So we want the lawhead

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Uh, he's gonna still produce a video version on his twitter account But our darling jake is going back to be the voice of the vermont cat amounts basketball team radio america's team america's team radio Um, he's gonna be listen when jake becomes the next joe buck. Just remember he started by Getting us like weird costumes and red bulls and being awesome at trolling rebel with us Yeah, jake. Do you remember what is the weirdest request that we've made of you? There's no microphone in front of jake um

Hank's gonna repeat cats costumes for uh, oh his turtleneck turtleneck I've had him go out and get about 15 turtlenecks. Okay. He's had to go everywhere for the turtleneck You need a different one each week. I actually found a store down the street before you leave I'm gonna have you go get more their mock neck mock turtleneck stock up. Yeah. Yeah before you leave for sure time stock up All right, so let's do some pmt sports biz Good morning. This is jake marsh with a pmt sports biz minute last week judge quarterback sam donald admitted to seeing ghosts When facing the patriots defense and funny enough halloween Happens to be tomorrow back in the day dressing up in costumes was a way to hide from ghosts

Celtics and other europeans would wear masks so that the ghosts would think they were fellow spirits and to keep the ghosts out Of their homes people would place bowls of food outside of their homes to keep the ghosts happy Coming saturday afternoon in jacksonville the world's largest outdoor cocktail party aka Florida vs. Georgia and you won't believe where the name cocktail came from According to longtime bartender jerry thomas ginger was used in the horse trade to make a horse Stick its tail up. Here's the scene you have a horse. You're trying to sell back in the day Folks would stick ginger up its butt. It would stick its tail up and be frisky that naturally would be known as a cocktail That's your pmt sports biz minute mr. Cat and mr. Commenter back to you

Thanks jake. Thanks jake. That was very cool. jake's still going to be part of our lives though He's staying. He's still going to blog for us. He's going to be back throughout the season So he's not leaving leaving. He's just and he's also done a great job of keeping up with the full back assist staff Yes, which tal jewshack is still in first place, right? Yeah, so jake's not leaving us He's just going to go be a star for the vermont catamounts basketball team radio Such a funny name for a team to the catamounts. We got to get we got to like crash the radio site one day To have everyone listen to it. We also need to if people can help us We're gonna we need to have jake have a signature call

Oh, yeah, okay. So like mike brine has his bang. Uh-huh Joe buck has yabo We need something for jake. So people if you can think of something He will say whatever he will literally say whatever you say on air because he has to do it because we're his boss How about this one? Holy shit. Yeah Mother freaker. Oh, that's a good mother freaker off of like a big dunk. Mm-hmm a mother freaking dunk You should just steal boom goes to dynamite or just or just take wet into the broadcasting mainstream Is the anthony lamb stalling team anthony lamb wet. Hmm. Yeah

anthony lamb mother freaking three. Yeah, that's good. That's good. Okay. What plunk Use a bunch of mba jam ones too He's heating up boom shock a lot isn't the shoes if you did boom shock a locker. That would actually be legit. Mm-hmm Okay, uh, we'll workshop that so uh next up before we get to guys on chicks with chaps We have a respect the bits. Hank, would you like to explain what's going on? Yes so on saturday uh on the part of my take twitter someone uh awl tweeted me a clip of a Game day the host of game day talking trash about mount rushmore in the clip the host was like You know, I don't like all this mount rushmore people that just talk about mount rushmore

It was a little aggressive and it was only like a three second clip So I don't really even understand the context of it weren't they in south dakota at the time Yeah, that you got you can't go into south dakota and disrespect mount rush. Exactly So regardless of context, I immediately Orlando and talking shit about chilies. I immediately took the clip I tweeted it And I said you just made the list and I added chris fowler because I thought it was chris fowler And then it turned out chris fowler responded. He was very upset And he was like, are you kidding me? This isn't me. I haven't done game day in two that since 2014 like figure it out

Uh turned out as riz davis. Yeah, they give he gives off powerful chris fowler energy. Yes. I would agree. They're the same guy They're the same guy. I had to do a triple. I was like at first. I was like, oh fuck I fucked up and then I looked into it and I was like wait a second. I would do this Much like matinee. Yeah, I would do this a hundred times out of a hundred. Yeah, all those guys They're all different iterations of carl ravage. Just yes different generations. So we're on carl ravage three right now Yes, and and the only reason that it got brought to our attention is because yeah, jake We have to show that picture that you sent us. We had to tweet that. Yeah, jake jake is A true blue the reason why jake works is because he really is like darin revelle if darin revelle just got

Someone had an intervention with darin revelle before it went too far Yeah, if you dose darin revelle with ayahuasca or like a little bit of ecstasy Well, he was the one that was mad about it. He was like, you know, this was like you saw this right now I was like, oh, and then I felt bad. I was like wait a second jake has pictures with like every sports center anchor ever Pretty much. He's like, look at this. The 12 year old jake with car. Wait, who is it? carl ravage. Reese davis carl ravage the third. I don't know. They're all the fucking same They were built in a bristol factory and they look exactly the same. Hey, look, they all do a great job They do I don't know which one's which but they all do a great job

They all do the same great job, which is they kind of stay out of the way They interject little sentences that kind of we just amplify small moments of the game. Where's chris fowler now What does he do? And what does he say this to That's true Oh, that's fucked up. I didn't realize I thought reese got with him and went with him to the games So fowler used to host game day. Yeah, this is not this isn't okay. They are sorry. Not sorry No, you're not you were totally in the clear hank. They have deliberately tried to deceive us

And then you got bullshit and then mike greenberg is essentially the same as all of them. He's in studio. Don't don't try to bring green No, greeny is Greeny is uh, of course, we're reese davis with a wife finds a way to make mike greenberg happen I still miss mike when is mike coming on the show ever somebody tweet at mike greenberg and say that we love him He's gotta go to that starbucks on the 27th. I still haven't met him and just stand there and wait for him We he walks his uh, what's febe? Yeah, you know I mean he fucking tweets about a nonstop. I follow him. Okay. I'm so happy you knew his name

Well, it's one of those situations where like you have to you have to he's a good dog You have to get the interests of your partner So like oh my part like, you know like ooh like my my husband's starting to play golf I'm going to start playing a little golf like my work husband. It loves mike greenberg I might as well figure out everything about mike greenberg. So we can have conversation That's why I am all aboard mitzvah visky because I'm trying to learn more about your interests Yes, we can have when we sit down for dinner. We always have things to talk about. Okay. Let's go to uncle chaff's and guys I'm

We welcome our great friend uncle chaff's who has Shaved his beard off chaff's has really come out of a shell about showing his face ever since you got your pink eye taken Care of yeah, did you always have no lips? No that that one hurts because I'd never noticed it That was you don't have lips shocking to me when I woke up in the hotel this morning and turned the light on And I was like I have worm lips. Yeah Can you set the scene of chaff's how long you've had the beard and what yeah, how long you had it? Yeah, so I had a beard for I I know exactly when because I got out of the marine corps on december

Oh, yo, nice. Thank you for sure. December 1st of 2012. Okay, and I've had a beard ever since then So it's been eight years. Yeah, and then you just eight poof nine nine years seven seven years poof Shaved it all and you decided to shave your playoff beard on the eve Of a clenching not a playoff world series game against my Nationals your NASFERS fan. Well, you also decide not to wear the uniform Which is very well, we're the beat Clayton Kershaw that swept the cardinals is we're recording this after yeah before we take before The livestream so I might put it on. Yeah, I don't know that we have no idea But chaff's it's a very cocky move of you to shave your beard

Before a clenching game see people are saying it's a playoff beard. I think a playoff beard you have to start drawing at the beginning of the playoffs Which you well you grew it at the beginning of the playoff chaff's I have good news for you Just any beard removal at this point is is questionable. You have no lips true But that's a good thing because I've done some investigative research And the richer you are the less lips you have you ever seen Warren Buffett's lips. Look at that guy No lips no lips at all the old rich white dudes zero lips. I think that's just old people though because they're just lose their lips It's like John Wooten. Yeah, he got his ears bigger. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, uh, maybe you could get some silicone injecting there I thought about it bill gates. Yep. No lips. Let me see. Look at that. Look at that fucking no lip loser

He's got no lips. That's no lips. That's like me. Yeah, you've got no lips Actually, you know what we should do we should get one of those cupping things You know like the swimmers do before they go and just put them around your lips and just suck them out So you get a lot of blood in there. I think I've lost. I think my lips are the same I think it's the color that has gone away. Yeah, you get old I look gross. I don't like it. What are you? No, your face is Abhorrent. I like his face. Well, what are some of the things people have compared your face to what are the most common? I'm getting bubbles from trailer park a banana slug. You look like a moon

Yeah, somebody told me I look like a basketball that was left out in the sun for a long time No, I'd say like a basketball that's been left inside a garage like totally out of the sun. Yeah, yeah, mrs. Doubtfire You look like a cartoon like a really yeah, you do look like mrs. Doubtfire. You look like a A rated r cartoon that they put on an adult swim at like two in the morning. You're like, uh Yeah, yeah, you look like Like a german cartoon that's educating kids on how to wear condoms and you're the cartoon penis A really mean one was somebody said that I look like Bisquick batter that somebody drew eyes on

Oh, that is good. Yeah, you do look like a rotten pancake. Yeah A pancake you're like, ooh, anyone want this last pancake? No, right throw it out. That's uncle chap You look like the uh, the stave puff marshmallow man start to melt What about oh somebody hit me with uh, oh, hey you guys looking ass Have you thought about now that your now that your face is a blank canvas, right? You can grow that facial hot here out in any pattern that you desire until you bring the entire beard back Are you thinking something different? No, just straight beard straight beard. You just get back as fast as possible We gotta get back off the eye. This is good though because eventually you're gonna try it

It's good that you tried it around. I've been thinking about it and alluding to it and tweets for a long time It's been something that I thought about because my beard has been so long. They were like breaking No, but it looked good. I loved my beard didn't look great. I got a very pubic beard as it is Well, okay, so here's a spin zone. I asked for Hank's opinion and Hank was like I will uh, not give judgment because Hank also looks horrendous when he shaves his face. Yeah. Yeah, so it happens could be me Yeah, I also yeah, he's got no chance. I think most people who Have one right now. You automatically look worse. Well, yes, even like Brad Pitt looks better with the beard Yes, beards are in now. So I also I have a bad

No, I have a bad face when I don't grow a beard The problem me is I can't grow a beard. So I'm just stuck with this At least you're able to grow the hair over the face. Yeah, I envy you sir Yeah, uh, what about the fact that your lips are so small. Do you think you're more resistant to herpes? Yeah How do you drink out of a out of like a bottle? Do you get the correct suction? Do you remember that? It's probably just spills down your fucking face I remember him being blogged in old school bar stool. Remember the dude who used to chug snapple and mountain dew? Yeah, yeah

Yes, yeah, that's how I feel. Yeah, you have no suction ability. No, you have no sealing ability You go to you go to drink. I really like coming on this show. Um, okay. Let's do guys on chicks. Yeah, we love having you here too Okay, here we go. Yeah, I got the questions Uh, hey perfectly normal have an eyes chap. See what's your routine when styling conditioning your beard? Hmm, but that sucks question. Here's the but that is That's a legit question for you though. Like when you have a beard. What do you use to? I have a there's a brand called monet. I think it's called fancy Yeah, so they have a leave-in conditioner that I leave in I've always heard coconut oil. It was good too. Is it?

Yeah, I think it's like avocado oil. It's like that apple cider vinegar That's pure for whatever it is It really is though a lesson and you can never get too high too low because your eye does look phenomenal Yeah, like it looks a hundred percent back. So you had to even it out by shaving your beard Couldn't deal with too many compliments, right? Right people are starting to get a little too low on shafts. Water always finds its level. Yeah, it was getting too many compliments Are you not allowed to have a beard in the service? No, you're not. Oh, so what about all the special operators that I've seen over They get waivers and stuff, but that this navy seals actually took that away when they got in trouble for partying too much in Iraq

When they built the bar, uh, they got their beard probably just taken away. That's a harsh. That's a harsh part Well, yeah, this should be Right and also just what I also gained a lot of weight since the last time I used to have no double chin I'm double chin city now. It's not even double chin. It's like Swollen hand that's all the hair from the from your beard was pulling that part of your chin skin down though You're stretching it out here makes me feel bad about myself a little bit feel it It's like it's like Peter Griffin's chin It's like, you know when a dog gets neutered and their nuts just kind of swing for a little while

I basically have no nuts. We should get we should get nauticals put in your chin Fuck man. All right. All right. Uh, by the way, listen to the chaps podcast zero block 30 if you want to hear more military stuff Yeah, and pod fathers and pod fathers. Yeah, yeah, pod fathers. I gotta go on sometime Pod fathers. Yeah, definitely. We we're gonna do that. But then you all You're like, oh, I'm super busy. Yeah. What's up guys? My question is for chaps. It's a call back from monday's show Do guys beards hurt them as much as they hurt us? Is that why you shaved it? Whenever I make out with a guy who has substantial beard, I get cuts and beer burns on my face and it's kind of painful I've actually heard that's the opposite and unless you go in with right after you shave

You're more likely to get facial burn from like day old stubble. Yeah. Yeah, I agree that Yeah, like long long beard. It's kind of softer. It's not going to do that. Kiss pft. Let's see. Give me a kiss Okay, that's kind of did it hurt. Did it hurt? Did it hurt? Yeah, did it hurt? I mean, I couldn't really feel it because he's got no lips Ah, that's a bad kiss. Oh, yeah, I expected a wetter kiss. I wasn't tender as I should have no you weren't uh, so Wait, so you're saying immediately after you shave that's when it can get you because the hairs are really sharp Right, and then if you wait for like two days, I think you got to be your sweet spot is 30 minutes After a shave that's the make out time. Yeah, that's heavy making out and then after that you got to wait to like

Nine days. Yeah, come up for air. Yeah, then get back into friendship. Yep. Are we ready? Yeah Hi pmt crew, especially the world series champion nationals pft. Thank you. I'm in a very bad predicament with this love triangle I'm a newspaper reporter with my husband. We're known as the married news team around the office Lately I've been seeing an investigative journalist from the same news station Ever since I started that I really just don't love my husband, but he's such a good guy I've been putting pepper flakes on my nipples to deter him and eating an absurd amount of swarma To stir up my spaghetti house. Am I a bad person if I become married news team with with stevie help This seems like what the plot from the movie that we're not aware of. Yeah

Maybe sometimes they try to sneak those in on definitely a plot that we haven't seen What movie is that? I haven't seen it chili chili flakes on my nipples chili flakes on my nipples I'm gonna go with the passion of christ that that is the plot line of the passion of christ. Nice try Chapter all right. Let's go. Hey slim cat pig Pig pft. Did they do pig pft? That's a new one. Dang and henry. This is a weird question for chaps My boyfriend has been insecure about not being able to grow facial hair. He's young 20s He recently started putting Rogan on his face after hearing it's like steroids for beards And the thing is it worked on his face but also worked on the rest of his body

His arm and leg hair is now darker and thicker and he's sprouting new hairs on his chest Fingers and toes and on top of it. He's growing in unibrow now. Oh, he's happy with his beard so far But I'm concerned that if I let him continue, I'll be dating his cut I'll be dating cousin it before I know it. What should I do first fingers? Yeah, that's weird because otherwise you just a greek guy He's just greek. Yeah, but I don't think there's sparrows Yeah, because you're dating an exotic guy. Yeah, what? Some chests are just too hairy. Yeah Like I think it's okay to be sporadic chest, but when you like robin williams, for example, you don't want that Jack link sasquatch guy

I think there's also a chance that this guy is just on steroids And that he said that he's putting Rogan on his face because he's realized that his whole body is making growing hair Yeah, he make you. Yeah, it can make you grow hair. Not that I've ever taken them More, you know, yeah, more, you know, check out his back if there's acne all over the back. That's a tell-tale sign Some girls actually like see how far he's somebody's actually like back me. Yeah, because they like to pop it. Yeah, that's true Yeah, which is bizarre to me What's up boys, especially buff cat my bf won't my boyfriend won't cut it with me when we're sleeping because he says He runs hot and gets too sweaty. Yep. That's just an excuse to not snuggle me or do guys actually run no

I run hot. Yes. I run hot. I run real hot. I have I put at like nine minutes cuddle time tops I'll hold hands all night. Yeah, but I will not cuddle. Yeah. I'm I'm a big big hot sleeper In fact, most of the time I just kick the blanket off I'm I'm separate blankets in my house because I run so hot. What's your perfect cuddle Uh getting spooned You like little who doesn't like being a little spoon. I like so you're laying there One leg over one of my legs and then head gently. Oh, you feel like a masculine man. You're just like I am Yeah, I yeah, this is my house. Yeah, I put this all together. Yeah

He's the bad guy. I'm the strong man. I like this strong man I like that especially when you're not making an effort to reciprocate the cuddle at all When like you're doing you've got your hands behind your head and the world is yours You might try this into a lovely little blue. She's got Her arms around me. Yeah That and then when I'm big spoon and I do the thing where one leg in between your two legs And then wrap around fully and then once I start to get a surprise boner I turn away and I kick the blanket off and I go sleep

Yeah, I can't stand doing big spoon because then it's inevitable that I get a boner Yeah, and and you feel bad because sometimes you get that boner no matter who it is and and you don't It's not I want to have sex boner. Yes. It's just like contact God is telling me that in this circumstance. I should have one and I don't mean to be impolite So I'll show myself out. It's like thinking about a pickle. You just want a pickle You hear the word pickle you automatically want one It's like yawning guys are like that too with their boners where one guy gets a boner in a room Everyone else gets one. That's my experience. Hey boys, especially blackout bubba

I'm a guy who wears a beer constantly and doesn't ever fully shave because when I do I look like the old guy from eight crazy nights. So my question is why the fuck would chaps do the same thing to himself? Yeah, it's um, it's confusing. Well, I got borst big time You got borst that that has happened to me where you go into a barbershop and you just kind of like once they start You folks when I sat down and he was like, we'll do a trim. Yes, and I sat there And he's like actually you should do a full straight rest and I was like I should do a full straight rest

And then he pulled it out. It wasn't even like a real disc. He's like, we'll do a full straight rest. You'll love it You know what this day was missing was a harry eastern european guy holding a razor blade to my jugular Yeah, you know what borst you make a good point I've run into that situation in a place that was obviously a front for the mob Where the guy had no idea how to cut hair and he was genuinely shocked that I went in there And I sat down and he was like, are we we do this? I was like, yeah And then about two seconds in the haircut became very clear. He had no idea how to cut hair But again, once you're in the chair, you can't move. Yeah, you would be rude for me to leave

So I let him finish a shitty haircut and then I got out of there. I was like that was a big I did not read read all the signs when I was coming. Yes when I started my day yesterday I did not feel like an old russian man was going to say this sentence to me. That's the beauty. Do you want me to cream you? Do you want me to cream you? He creams me good cream the fuck out of you. Yeah, I got cream. I got cream. We'd love to clap your cheeks today You look very good with no beer. What does your wife say? No There are rumors that she hung up on FaceTime. Oh, no

Her direct quote was you make me want to pee Damn, yeah, I'll say I just went to go with the beard. Yeah, that's the other thing That's the most embarrassing one when you go to stroke your beard. There's no longer beard That's even worse than I've done it before too where I go to push up my glasses and I'm not wearing my glasses That one's a I've had a mustache Like you obviously have a beard too, but I've had a A mustache for like three four years now and every time the last time I did it It was just weird. You can't do that. You can't get rid of it. No

It's it becomes like a that's a grown man's teddy bear. Yes. Yes. You feel my beard I feel like Linus without his blanket Damn, yeah, you look like Charlie Brown You do Yeah, you look like Charlie Brown grew up became an accountant gave up on life I look like Charlie Brown who has a very terrible illness And no doctors can't figure it out. No, no, I'm gonna be Charlie Brown featured on this show. Yes. Yes Some boys especially sports biz Jake

I'm in college and my roommate brought back a boy from the bar last weekend Halloween weekend who was dressed as pft He walked all around our house saying sup and that Leroy has breaking news when he asked someone what the breaking news was. He said someone is going to pound Nice, which bad not knowing what happened the next morning. I woke up to a dm from this saying Sup, I left my wig at your house. Can I come by tonight and pick it up? What do we do? Uh, back to pound to yeah, you go back to this guy sounds insanely cool and good-looking So obviously bring him back over to get his wig back I'm saying I'm good. What about if you quit with breaking moves. I'm about to come

He started moving every time he came. Yeah, that'll be good. It'll be hot. Bitch. I'm a cow Hey, pmt boys, especially slim cat. So question. Why is it that guys always want to avoid a serious conversation? Is it because they simply don't care or they know that their girlfriend has an agenda and they don't want to be called out on their bullshit, I need answers Serious conversations are scary. They're good to have once every year If you have one serious conversation a year, then you feel like a man you feel like you're in charge of yourself The rest we're just looking for short-term stimulus. It's it. It's also one of those things where serious conversations Like they need to be planned way ahead of time because if they pop up you're like, I can't do this right now

You need to introduce a serious conversation when the person that you've had it with has had Two and a half glasses of red wine That's the perfect conversation and it's got a really ease into it. Yeah, can't just spring it on them Yeah, because we're just stupid. We have you got to start it by leaning back Crossing your one leg over the other. Can I ask you something? Yeah, don't look him in the eye. We need to talk Yeah, because you don't want that's a tough one. Oh, no, don't you we need to talk? No, that's terrible We need to talk is is the workshop's body language that he was describing that that to me was describing that we need to talk But don't say we need to talk

I would show my biggest pet peeve when with a relationship with anybody is hey, do you have time to talk tomorrow? Yeah, just don't just say now or give me a code the text saying give me a call I hate that. I hate because like what like and you're like, okay. Is there is it urgent? What the fuck? Just text me what what's happening. Give me a call is tougher I we need to talk about something tomorrow. Dave does that to me all the time. Yeah Not all the time. He's that's a three times very easy way to just feel like we're not going to have the conversation That's what I'm scared. You should start a a slack channel with your husband. Just you and him Yeah, just hammer all out online. Yeah circle back on that. Yeah, just blog at each other. Yeah

Starters sit co-workers with benefits Hmm sit start for a little depending on how long you want to be at the job Yes, I'm gonna I'm gonna sit it entirely. Well, my wife and I both work from home So we kind of are co-workers, too. There you go. It's good point married 10 years. So that works. Yeah works out for us Hey, boy, shout out to dad cat for becoming dad bod cat. What are your what are y'all's best tip for? I'm having a whore, but I'm definitely only trying to fuck tinder account. What I'm not a whore But I'm trying to fuck we're giving her advice on how to use her tinder account. Yeah, uh as somebody who's Never used tinder. It's gonna be difficult for me

She said that she needs something that screams the good kind of daddy issues that taught her better Okay, so here it is make enough money to go on rya. That's the one that biz talks about where it's rich people only Yeah, that's a good one or for you think that one's been compromised though. Oh really? Yeah, the normies the Oh, no, the pores are not to rya. Yeah, we just have one nice thing. Rudy's in rya. Like that's there's people No So the next one is we don't know about Yeah, yeah, so and we won't find out about until after it's been cut till business run through the yeah Ask me to tell you what ask this question of biz. He'll let you know

Also, just have your profile say I'm only looking for the alex to my sofia. And then that will send the message across Loud and clear All right, here's the next one. Hi big cat my boyfriend of seven months today Is a huge fan of you guys and your podcast In fact, he's such a big fan that he makes me sit and listen to hours of your podcast and you you clips Half the time I don't even know what you guys are talking about and him forced to sit there and fake laugh No offense to you guys. Damn at times. We'll just be sitting there talking and you burst out laughing says Oh, it's nothing. It's just something big cat said. How do I make him love me more than you guys? Thanks

Damn, I mean the easy answer is just start dressing like me. Yeah, it seems to seem to work for the Yeah, pound town that's pound town dress like me and then say breaking moves. We're going to pound town No, I think the the advice we always give with this is you just need to start learning sports more than him Yeah, and like and then correcting his sports takes and then he'd be like, you know, I don't like sports anymore You just beat him to it Hey, bmt boys, my boyfriend has taken a laxative three sunday nights in a row to quote get a rush start to the week I get be concerned. That's smart to flush out your weekend. Yeah, the spirits out of that. That's really smart. I like that I've never taken I've never taken a laxative because when you take your laxative on sunday night

Presumably it's out of your system by monday and that's naturally when the shits would start to hit me would be monday morning Right after like a long day of drinking beers and eating chicken wings and watching like football So I think this guy's just an innovator. Also our side bet that we had with the wizards burrs That's kind of like my get right day. I've been doing awesome Chaps ate a half pound of cheese because the uh, the wizards on red. Yeah. Yeah. I'm like a stopped up dam Chaps Thank you. As always zero blog 30. You look beautiful. You're a good friend. We still love you Thank you, and I'm sorry that my gnats are going to kick the astros s tonight

This is all gonna suck for you when the astros win tonight. I'm not gonna have bap it. You forgot. I forgot about bap Yeah, uh any last words? Yeah, we have on zbt. Can I tell you what we have? Okay, just to end it. Yeah, go ahead. Say all right. So love you guys Matt a speech writer is going to be on the show today And um, it was really interesting. It's making waves all kinds of different stuff. So it's gonna be a good There so make sure you download We also have a youtube account zero blog 30 on youtube. You search zero blog 30 podcast on youtube You smash that subscribe button and you'll see all different types of content with me

We're all gonna be there everybody. We have old interviews about We have new ones with like speaker of the house john bainter. It's incredible. Shit everybody who loves sports also loves talking politics and military And I got the uh teriyaki barbecue, I think All right, I'll be back after the next time I have a terrible ailment On the Oh Oh You

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