Pardon My Take - Eagles TE Dallas Goedert, Mt Rushmore Of Triangles, MLB All Star Game + Guys On Chicks

Episode Date: July 12, 2023

The NL is officially back on the winning side of the midsummer classic. We have some rule changes for the HR Derby and we want to see fat drunk guys get drilled (00:00:00-00:17:06). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including Hank trying to cheat and Rovell losing his mind and going radio silent over the Northwestern news (00:17:06-00:41:15). Mt Rushmore of Triangles. Eagles TE Dallas Goedert joins the show to talk ball, growing up in South Dakota, playing college football as a way bigger player, unicycles and tons more (00:41:15-01:26:02). We finish with guys on chicks (01:26:02-01:36:39).You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

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he's around Friday, but one of those interviews, we sat down, we didn't really know a lot about Dallas Goddard, we stood up after him, we're like, that guy fucking rules, we want to be friends with him. We have Mount Rushmore of triangles, of actually hilarious Mount Rushmore, because our minds wandered. And then we have guys on checks to wrap it all up. And it's all brought to you by our friends. At Body Armor, the new Body Armor is out. Body Armor sports drinks helps us stay hydrated throughout our interviews with the biggest guests in the world, packed with electrolytes, and no artificial sweeteners, flavors, oryes, body armor sports drinks, hydrates, today's athletes during competition.

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Oh, we're gonna rock it down to. He let my take. He's in it by barstays sports. Welcome to part of my take. Today is Wednesday, July 12 12th and PFT. We're back, baby. The NL is back. We've won the All Star game, the most important game in the entire summer.

It's the only time both teams put out their best effort, put out their best guys. The NL is back on top. You know what's kind of sick to think about is somehow baseball does have the most competitive All-Star game. When you look across every school, they all suck. They all suck. This happened to be an especially shitty game because I think like everybody else in America, I was rooting for Tai. I was rooting for the Dingers off for extra innings where it was going to be three players, three swings each from each team.

And whoever got the most dingers was was gonna win the All-Star game. That's what I wanted to see. That's what everyone wanted to see. At least, as you said, the long national league nightmare is over in America. It's been nine games. They were in a nine game losing streak, which is bizarre.

It's like so insane to think that it and All-Star game between the two leagues that one team could dominate like the AL has. Yeah, but somehow it happened and they lost twice tonight too because shout out to the Mariners fans who took a stand for America and took a stand for righteousness and they booed the Astros players coming in this game. Thank you Seattle. Good sports town. Hank's not here so I can say it and he won't leap it out. He won't delete it because he's usually coward Seattle good sports down.

Yes, yes. And it was, you know, listen, all the A L fanboys are going to be like, oh, it doesn't matter. It's just it's just an all-star game. No, no, it matters. The NL's back on top, one and O in the last one. It's called the bid summer classic for a reason. Okay.

It's actually the MLB cup. Yeah, you can't get better. Yeah, every player actually wins a free roster spot on the Houston Rockets. So it's pretty big deal. It's a pretty big deal. But yeah, it was a boring game other than the the start was awesome when it was just like awesome catches, awesome catches. That wasn't a great start for me. I bet on the over in the first inning. And so to have two warning track catches at the wall like that. on the over in the first inning. And so to have two warning track catches at the wall like that, I, you know what, at least at that point, I knew, okay, I can get up and go to the kitchen, make my dinner because this bet's done. And I'll say this, and this is going on a little bit of a tangent because no one has brought

this up recently, but we're at the point of the summer where it's like, I just really want football to be back. And I find myself missing college football. I love NFL, but college football I missed the most because of the chaotic energy. Like that is the chaotic energy sport because you have guys messing up and making mistakes that just leads to craziness. M-O-B, they're so fucking good. Every time that ball got hit in the outfield and the sun was like right on the edge and you're like They should absolutely miss this catch and then they get it. It's a real big bummer I want to see more errors. I want to see more you know chaotic energy. So They're just too good the pros are too good the turns out the all-star game the baseball players playing the all-star game are pretty good at baseball

They should they should just have two outfielders two outfielders and metal bats at least metal bats in the home run derby Actually, you know what the one thing that the all-star game is really good for and the home run derby is The people that like to change rules the Mike Greenberg dumb rules. This is the best time of year for that I know during the home run derby you had a really good rule about just about the guys the kids that are out in the outfield Yes, yeah, so the kids in the outfield, we saw one of them get just absolutely smoked by a Vlad-E line drive. And it made me think, it was thinking about it before, but when someone gets hit with a ball, I wanna laugh, right?

I wanna laugh, it's funny. I wanna see injuries, they're funny, they're funny to watch, person falling on face, guy getting hit in the balls, all funny things to me. Maybe someone getting hit in the stomach puking, guy walks down the stairs after yelling at the umpire and shadows both his patella tendons funny I watched it a hundred times But I have a heart And as a father of three I do not like to see kids get hurt

So I'm watching the home run derby. I'm like, you know what? I'd rather if it weren't kids out there. Why not just get a bunch of fat like college 20 to 30 year old kids, guys drunk as hell fat like sloppy fat just falling on their face, getting hit with balls, all that stuff. Because then we can laugh. As a country, we can laugh at them. They brought it on themselves at that point. That would be very funny to watch. I was thinking that they could incorporate a rule change where if a player gets busted for steroids, they could then elect to compete in the home run derby to win their freedom, to win their way out. If they win the home run derby, they get to come back for the rest

of the year and they get to continue using steroids for the rest of the year. If they don't win, they're suspended for the rest of the year. Okay. I love that idea. Let me just throw a little addition to it. They can compete in the home run derby or the night of the home run derby. They can compete in a winner takes all match where we have like a big ring

and a bunch of live ferocious animals try to attack them and if they survive that, then they get the freedom. Yeah, that's fine too. You can do gladiator style. Yeah, I like that. You basically made gladiator for steroid abuse design. Like that a lot. But how electric would that be?

It's like, okay, you got caught. If you admit, if you can't say like somebody puts something in my workout supplement, you can't pull a Julian Edelman on this. You can't like deny like, oh, I went to the GNC and bought something off the shelf, I thought it was safe. You have to be like, yeah, hand up. I was using steroids because I love dingers.

And if you love dingers that much, why don't you get on the field and hit a whole packet of dingers for everybody? I love the idea. Would you be open to saying too, that if you win your freedom, you also win the freedom to continue to do steroids the rest of the year. No, that's why I said, yeah, yeah, you get to get good.

Yes, that's part of the thing. Yes, where if you win, you get to stay juice for the rest of the year. Also, we get to incorporate kind of your rule and just put every player from the 2000, was it the 2019 Astros put them in the outfield and they're blindfolded. They have a glove. They can protect themselves, but they're blindfolded. They're blindfolded with the big rubber ducks that make huge noises. You see it like target on their feet. So you can see the player squeaking around.

Yeah, they're squeaking around. They're looking like idiots. They can't really run and they're blindfolded. There was a great moment in the home run Derby switch hitter. We had a switch hitter that went from both sides of the plate. And he should just hit right hand at the whole time. He was awesome from the right side. And to, okay, so a lot of people were saying,

isn't this a touching moment? We get this maybe once every couple of years. His dad was throwing BP to him. Yeah, which is great. It's a great moment. But do you think that there every couple of years, his dad was throwing BP to him. Yeah, which is great. It's a great moment. But do you think that there's a small part of his dad that goes home and at the end of the day, you still have to look yourself in the mirror

and know that you got shelved by your son tonight? Oh, definitely. And if you don't pitch well, too, that's actually the worst thing. But it would be funny if we had a question. We had a question. And you're like, yeah, okay, we did a great thing for his son,

but also I know you think less of me as a man because I gave up so many dingers. Right. We need like Chris Bryant that who would probably try to strike him out the entire time. Yeah. Um, the, yeah, the home on Derby, I think we say this every year, they screwed it up. They've screwed it up. They, I know what it used to be with the 10 outs. It took forever because guys were just taking pitches, but yet again, we have a home run derby where we just it's essentially a stamina competition of who can hit, you know, the fastest home runs and it has nothing to do with the long ball and being able to just ooh and ah, a Sammy Sosa just hitting moon shots. I want that back. So I don't know what they have to do. Maybe it's just 10 outs and you can only take like three pitches the entire time. But I just

It just isn't as fun. I know that Julio Rodriguez breaking the record. That was cool But you don't get to see any of them land. I want to see I want to see balls go 500 feet And I want to watch them and I want to watch someone try to catch them and then the guy steps back And he's like, all right Here comes another watch this and boom and here comes another and not this boom boom boom boom rapid fire Yeah, each home run it felt like it meant more because we're all we all got to take all of it in now It's you see a ball go about they showed the exit velocity and they show you the speed at which it leaves the bat And then you have to do the math and you know don own head and be like, yeah, that was probably dinger.

Nice dinger that I didn't even get to, they've turned the home run derby into math. Right, right. And obviously these are all mid July problems we're talking about. And if you still watch, we should say that Vladie Jr., he got fucked going into the final round because he's a big boy.

He took big boy daddy hacks and he was exhausted by the time the semifinals were over. Then he had to bat again, right? Like one right up to the other and he's still won. That was a shocker to me and most people that were watching, but yeah, they need to find a way to take, incorporate some of the old part of it.

Maybe you can put like a time limit. If you make it, I don't know, like six minutes per player, but you have to let every home run land. So they're not taking all the pitches. I want to see every ball land. You can't take your next cut until the first one lands. Yeah, exactly. I were a complete agreement in that.

You have Vladie Wild moment Jake, seeing all the pictures of Vladie and Vladie, Vladie Jr. They both were, was it 16 years apart? They won home on Derby's? Something like that, yeah. Very, very, very wild. I mean, that's, Jake, your heart must have been fluttering

because it's baseball, it's the most romantic sport. It's mid-summer classic. So home on Derby, father, son, you probably were creaming your dockers. Pretty close. Mm-hmm. father son, you probably were creaming your dockers. Pretty close. Mm hmm. It's hard not to get romantic about baseball. Who was it after the Derby was over there,

they were talking about Vlad Jr. and they said like isn't this a great story? You were born in Cuba. So when you come to America and you win the home run derby, he's like wait, I'm pretty sure he was born in Canada. He was born in Canada. He was born in Canada. And I don't think that, no. I'll have was born in Canada. He was born in Canada.

And I don't think that, I'll have to look it up. Jay, can you fact check me on this? I don't think that Vladimir Guerrero is Cuban. No, I'm pretty sure he was raised in Dominican. Yeah, Dominican Republic, right? Yeah, I'm 90% sure. But yeah, they really screwed that one up. Also, it was great that we got to see

that hard O'Pita Lonzo lose lose because I'm going to say it. I know Metz fans get a reputation from being a little toxic. We might know a couple of them in our lives, and they do seem to complain more than any other fan base probably rightfully so because bad things happen to them. It would drive me nuts if my best player took the home run Derby as seriously as Peter Lonzo does. And then it would drive me insane. Yeah. If you win, then if you're too strong. You can still be like, yeah, that's right.

We got the best home run in Major League Baseball. It's provable. You can at least pretend to celebrate that. But when he doesn't win, it's just like, what are we doing, Pete? Where are we doing, man? Also of note, Christian Yelich, that coward did not compete in the home run derby.

I don't do that. Don't do that. Well, he's a coward. No, no, no. Christian Yelich, our good friend, a coward, wisely took the home run derby off because he wants to focus on the second half and he should do that for the rest of his career.

He's a coward. He's not, yeah, that's what he's gonna do. He's, I think he's afraid of how much he's gonna love watching menu tongue-punch each other's fart boxes. He's gonna have to watch, you know that, right? Like, if he ends up winning the home run derby, he's gonna have to click on to whatever video

we put out of menu licking each other's buttolls. Yes, absolutely. We also should note, the All Star jerseys were terrible. I don't know what they were doing. They looked so so bad. It feels like you shouldn't be like it should be easy to not mess this up. And I also wouldn't hate it if they I don't know if they you I feel like I remember that they used to but did they ever do it where it was just roads and and home like you wore your uniform You're good like an embell moment. Yeah While it was like that. Yeah, I love that They used to let them wear their own hats. I PFT I think it's also just baseball in general that is is ripe for us just changing rules

It's it's the most, the rules feel, they change some for the better. The pitch clock has been awesome. Only Billy doesn't like it, because he wants to get drunk. And there's been a lot of good rule changes, but go back to some of the old school, maybe we're just getting nostalgic,

but go back to some of the like the 90s all-star homo-derby stuff. Yeah, so the NBA gets all their rule changes from Reddit to to a fault. The MLB gets all the rule changes from truth social. There's gotta be some like halfway, meet in the middle where just common sense can prevail and try to help out Rob Man for better.

They should have made the bases even bigger for the All-Star game. That would have been great. Just giant bases. Hit the button, make the bases even bigger for the roster game. That would have been great. Just giant bases. Hit the button, make the bases bigger. Okay, so reminder, we with the rest of our show, we were actually back together. So hot sea cool throne and guys on chicks and Dallas got her in Mount Rushmore, we're all in the same room. But reminder, Friday,

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Yeah, you're up first as surprising. Wow, Never thought you'd go first. Um, I hot Seeds America. Okay. Why? My good friends over in Thailand came out at Burger King Thailand called the real cheeseburger. It's just 20 slices of cheese in between a bun. Yeah, it rocks, it rocks. And this is bad timing for Zinedine Williams. It was just been talking about how hard he's trying to maintain weight. That's gonna be an issue for him. I'm gonna have one. Yeah, well, you gotta go.

Well, no, there's some places over here in America. I know that there's an international McDonald's here in Chicago. There's definitely an international Burger King somewhere. Yeah, I mean, it looks delicious. So, it's just a grilled cheese. With 20 pieces of cheese. But does the cheese grill?

I don't know. Dude, grilled cheese is, I think, top meals that you can randomly crave. Yeah. You guys ever have that where it's like, it's not something you eat very often, but it's like every, I don't know, month or two months, I say to myself, I really want a grilled cheese. I also think that a grilled cheese is one of those things that it's better, the less effort that you put into it. Like you can make a gourmet grilled cheese

with some of the best cheese in the world, but for my money, if you just take like two slices of wonder bread and some craft singles, that's perfect. And a shitload of butter. Shitload of butter, yeah. Shitload of butter, some people nice crispiness. Some people put mayonnaise on both sides, which sounds gross, but as a male boy, I approve.

And it works. It actually makes gives you a nice crisp on either side. That reminds me, one time Papa John's RIP Papa, what's he up to these days? We got to track him down. He's running for government. He's running for government. He's just in general. He's gonna be government.

Yeah. But one time Papa John's had a special or a gristle. Where they had, if your football team scored a certain number of touchdowns, you got a free topping for every touchdown that scored. And one, it was back like 2013, the Redskins scored, I don't know, like 50 points out of nowhere.

And so I ordered a Papa John's pizza that had 11 extra cheeses on it. And that reminded me a lot of it. It was just piled high. It was maybe the best pizza ever. I was like deep digit. Like a deep digit show. Yeah, fantastic.

So cheese is back. Cheese is back, America's in the hot seat. And then the cool throw, and I'm going to put myself on the cool throw. We started a home run league. Dingers only, fantasy baseball league. TJ, producer of that show told me that flat girl junior was a bad pick because he doesn't have a good home run swing.

He won the home run derby and I think since we've already established that we can kind of change rules and reformat things that I should be retroactively awarded points. Considering I felt like it's no. Dingers only league, the whole point of the league is to pick players that hit dingers So the home run derby should be the world series So you think that he should have 25 points because he had that many home runs no No, no the real thing is where dingers only lead you should be awarding the best hanger hitter in the league

Hank and whoever's team is on that should persons could extra No, what we need to do we need to stay one ahead of NBA and Adam Silver next year will have an in-season tournament that will be played on the home run derby the fingers cup. Yeah, the Diggers cop you pick a player on the fingers on a home run derby and that becomes the dingers cup. Mm-hmm. I think we should vote on what I mean it's just Okay, all right. Yeah, put up to vote for everybody. Who's a person? Who thinks Hank should get a lot of points for a meaningless competition that wasn't for a major hit.

It's a major hit. It's a major hit. So Hank does even vote for himself. Okay. All those against. Oh, Hank says no. Oh, no, no, no. No, sorry, Hank, you voted against yourself.

It's a Dingers Only League, I think in the spirit of competition, I think all the AWLs would agree with me. In the spirit of competition, think all the AWLs would agree with me in the spirit of competition and it's gaffling us in a ding it's dingers only and I had the player that hit What will will let you have Vlad's homerun derby total you can't call for the rest of summer Well that I wouldn't the league probably yeah, yeah You wouldn't are you serious right now? I don't want to.

You fucking do the punishment. I mean, I, I think you have a good, you used to pitch. True. You're lefty. I just feel like I should be award-pulled. Okay, so you know that if both of you and your viewers are in the same position, you would have actually,

actually I'm the way you retroactively, actually this is sad. I would, this is sad. I would, this is sad. I'mruchu acts to change rules for yourself. I'm gonna not. I won't count any of Ryan Malk Castle's home run derby swings. Yeah. I just whatever. It's dingers only I thought in the

spirit of the league. You know, dingers we should be awarding the greatest Dinger hitter in the league. Black or a junior. How about this? If the guy on your team makes the postseason those fingers count. No, let's just keep calling with fingers only. Right.

Home run fingers from from the home run derby. That doesn't what are you talking about? A ding or is a dinger? I if you say I agree, I should be every home run. He had to say one. The you want one. I'll give you one. I think one or 10.

No, no, you can get one home run. 10 bonus points. It seems like a fair, fair, we are. We're just doing this because there's some people who are like, You can get one home run. 10 bonus points, it seems like a fair, fair, disagree with it. Disagravate. You're just saying this because there's some people who are like, do home run, Dinger's count? Oh, you know what it was?

It was Tom, Tom Pranelli. Oh yeah, he was like, he asked this like, do home run, Dinger's count? I was doing Tom's taking that. No, no, no. Again. Yeah, you are. My DMs the past three weeks have been flooded

with exclusively people saying. That's the show came out last week. Dinger's only and you haven't been on your phone. Dinger's only and Big Hat tried to rob me and Dungeons and Dragons. Oh, how? I mean, I could want one. I mean, there's been so many that also came out. I tried a robby like three days ago They just said that I should have I should have I got the most kills by a wide margin. But I killed you. But you, I already should have, you should have already been dead. No, but I killed you.

So how could you have the most kills when I killed the guy? If you had the most kills, I killed you. Because if you had followed the rules correctly, then you would have been dead. Wait Tim Woods is the one who judges the rules. Are you questioning Tim Woods? This is also, it goes against the spirit of Dungeons and Dragons 100%. Exactly. That's also you guys not giving me points for winning the

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You want to participate in trophy? Yeah. It's Dingers Only. He won the home run derby of Dingers. Okay, good job. Good job, Hank. He won the cup. You won the in season cup.

Uh, okay, PFT, your hot sequel to Rome. My hot season is Chiefs the Hollick. Yeah. Chiefs to Hollick got arrested, the law cut up to him. And he was, uh, he was putting cuffs. And some more details came out about chiefs to Hollick's crime spree. Apparently, it wasn't just him robbing one bank in Oklahoma. Apparently, this dude went around the country kind of as we suspected to every like road chiefs game. Robbing banks, he had an ironclad foolproof method of laundering his money, which was he would take his cash to a casino, exchange it for chips,

play like one hand of blackjack, and then turn his chips back in. They put all that together. So he's busted by the feds big time, probably gonna get a prison for a while. Wait, are you saying he wasn't a criminal mastermind? I'm saying, what I am saying about chiefs of holic is don't we have bigger fish to fry than chiefs of holic?

Don't we as a nation? Nobody went to jail for the financial crisis back in 2007, 2008. All those bankers are still out there. Chiefs of holic is basically a modern day robin hood. Stole from the banks, gave to himself, and we're castigating him for it. We're throwing him in jail, maybe for the rest of his life.

It feels messed up. Yes. Also, he should have left the country. Yeah, what is Billy gonna do now? Nothing. That was Billy's only job. Yeah, Keith Sheeves-The-Holic on the run. Yeah, or find him.

My other hot seat is novelty drinks, because Margaritaville and Times Square closed. I did. It shut its doors. Do you? It was a great place. Scott's seat is novelty drinks because Margaritaville and Times Square closed. I did. It shut its doors. Do you? It was a great place. I thoroughly enjoyed my time there.

They had at least upwards of one working elevator at any given time. How many times did you go? I went once. Do you think you're so much of a blame? For leaving? For what? Well, just go, probably.

No, no, just for not like you should have been going every weekend. Well, I tried to go twice, but the first time I went, vacation destination, they closed it down for the summer. It wasn't open in the summer and then it was only open in November, which is when I went. Surprisingly, not a lot of people go to Margaritaville in November and December in Times Square, New York City.

I never saw this failing. This is brutal. I tried my very best to make it work. It didn't work out. I do. There was a small part of me that was like, you know, oh shit, they saw that PFT's move in Chicago, who's going to come to our resort and they're like, we better close this thing down. But I didn't see a way that it was going to fail. Yeah. It failed, which is very, very sad. I'm going to miss that. I'm going to miss that.

Mark Reveille should be too big to fail. It should be subsidized by the government. Yeah. I'm going to miss it, but I will find there are other Mark Reveille's out there, which I will be going to. Yes. Then my cool throne is I was going to say, but I will find there are other margarita bills out there, which I will be going to. Yes. Then my cool throne is, I was gonna say Zion Williamson, I mentioned it earlier, he talked about how he is something to blame for his weight gain and his issues. Just getting paid a lot of money when he's 24 or 22, years old, having all the money in the world.

And it's tough to not eat, I understand. If you gave me that much money when I was 22, I would also get fat as fuck. But my other cool throne is gonna be the USA, because USA beat Canada in the ConkaCaf Gold Cup finals. And no, no, there's a quarter finals. So we moved on. We beat the Dacerdly Canadians in a penalty kick shootout,

and it was awesome. The shootout was fun as fuck. It started out with maybe the most dramatic scene I've ever seen in professional soccer. Both the teams were lined up waiting to start kicking and the ref was like, no, you guys got to back up to midfield. The USA said, fuck you, I'm not leaving. Canada, you move first then we'll move. So it was a standoff, just both teams waiting for each other. After about like two minutes of both teams not moving, Canada started to back pedal first and then the USA was like, that's where I bitch, we told you to move.

They backed up, Matt Turner stepped in goalkeeper for Arsenal, which is why they're so good, why they won the Champions League last year. And so he started backing up or the rest of the team started backing up. We go on to win dominated Canada again tonight. We're playing Panama in the in the semi finals. Easy up yours Panama. Are we going to put out our best team? Give us the canal back. Probably not.

OK. Probably not. I think they're still taking a break. Hank pretends that he doesn't like soccer. I think deep down inside, you would like rooting for America. Hank, I'm just looking for a really good Champions League team. That's not what you're looking for. You we've talked about this. Burnley.

Champions League is like the top teams they play in the tournament. You're looking for a really good championship league team. What the fuck is the difference? There's like the championship team. Champion team. Yeah, no. Champions League is the highest of high. You're looking for a second tier team in England. Yes. Right. That's not Champions League is the highest of high. You're looking for a second tier team in England.

Yes. Right. That's not Champions League. Shit. Yeah. That's okay. Champions League is like the top of every European league. Right.

Got it. League and... It is a little confused, so there's Champions League and Champions Ship League. The English Premier League, and then I'm pretty sure the second league is called the English Championship League. Yep. So that is confusing.

I would agree with you all that. The Champions League is like teams English championship league. Yep. So that is confusing. I would agree with you. The Champions League is like teams from all over Europe. I need to really, I've just been thinking about I want to get into soccer. I really want to find a good championship league team. I need to double check to make sure I was right about this because it is. You know what I love about international soccer though? I actually don't give a fuck about this. It gives you every excuse to just be like, fuck you, we're from America.

Yeah. It's the English league championship is the second league Quite confusing. I would agree and then I think it just goes like league two and then like Yeah, oh no, what's that legal? No, no, that's Spain. It's even more confusing. It goes EPL I know that one then it goes English League championship Then it goes English league championship. Then it goes English league one. That's the third one. That's the third one. That is tricky. Where does the oliga?

is spain for farmers league. Farmers league. Farmers league. We're talking about. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know what that means. I just hear people say it. That's where I'm supposed to play the farmers league. Yeah, the farmers league farmers only. Where are messes used to play the farmers leak yeah the farmers leak farmers only all right my Hot seats is Darren Revelle so Pathitio got fired from Northwestern. I was a little shocked that I need to survive it But it seems like more came out Seems like it was a situation that was bigger than than one thing And then Darren Revelle went 24 hours than one thing. And then Darren Revelle went 24 hours

silence on Twitter. Finally broke his silence after about 27 hours and just wrote sad period. Darkness retreated for old Darren. Yeah. He was, he was probably doing some mental gymnastics to listen, Darren. It happens to the best of us. You all get got some time.

You have to take it like a man. You have to issue a statement. I know a lot of people online were waiting, what does Darren Revelle have to take it like a man you have to issue a statement i know a lot of people online were waiting what does den rebel have to say about this way it does he have a comment is he going to take the side of his coach so you take the side of the university yeah he tried very hard he's got a lot of pat Fitzgerald merch probably he got a uh ESPN headline changed so there was a moment if you walk all the whole thing uh he got it, there was an ESPN headline that said Pat Fitzgerald knew and he got very upset, was like, there's no evidence that he knew and then they changed it.

He probably thought that he had, you know, staved off everyone at that point. Then he got fired. I imagined in my head, he is the woman at the inauguration of Trump who falls to her knees and yells, no, when he got fired, he'd known him for 27 years. He's very good friend. He was, what happens if they get a coach that doesn't like Darren Revelle? He never haze Darren Revelle.

Yeah. Darren definitely needed some amazing. Yeah. The internet was broken down trying to figure out whether or not hazing was a good or bad thing. It was a banner day for people who were like, I got hazed, I turned out fine. Usually when you say, I turned out fine about anything,

it means that you did not turn out fine. Yup. It means when you say like, I got hazed and I turned out just fine, except I'm a person that goes online to defend hazing. Yeah. Besides that. That's like, Andrew Tate usually has one of those

a month where he's like, my dad hit me when I was a kid and look how I turned out. I'm great. I am technically in a Romanian prison right now, but nothing bad happened to me. I think one thing. You're such a great point. Anyone who says I turned out fine, you are not.

About anything. It could be like xyz happened to me when I was a kid. I turned out fine. Yeah, I smoked, my father made me smoke cigarettes when I was five years old. Look how I turned out. Yeah, I'm great. I'm totally fine.

I'm totally great. I'm not mad at all. I'm totally fine about it. I think one thing we can all agree on though is a great choice for the next North Western Head Coach would be Urban Meyer. Oh, yeah. Urban Batch in the conversation. Not afraid to get his hands dirty. The guy is a moulder of young men and let's just get Urban back into the big tent. Yeah, and say what you will. Like, you know, hazing not okay. Urban Meyer will just do it himself by kicking kickers.

Yeah, exactly. So it'll be the head hazer. Yeah. He knew all along. Yeah. The naked, the naked barricroll doesn't sound like hazing. That part just sounds like guys being dudes. Yeah.

The rest of it, yeah, you can make some arguments. Yeah. I did a naked barricroll when I was a kid. I turned out fine. It turned out fine. It was, um, It was definitely a situation though that when you're watching Reveille just go silent, I don't actually care what he has to say.

I just know that if it was any other school, he would be the first to talk about it, complete hypocrite and coward. And then all he said was sad. Also knowing him, knowing the infamous Super Bowl video where he has all his tweets crafted and planned before the all star homerund Derby night is a huge night for those random stupid tweets that he probably had to he probably had to like wash at least 10 to 15 tweets yeah about random homerund Derby related factoids because he had to stay silent. Yeah, the length of all the homeruns added together could like, could go across the country. That sort of shit. Yes. Yeah. It's a big night for him.

You're right. He went radio silent. That was sad to see. Yeah. He probably had some really cool old pictures of Vlad Jr. Yeah. And it just, it was just, it was very funny. I was just watching it. I was on, I was on Revelle watch and he just had a picture of the parking at in Seattle for the home of Derby's his last tweet from like 1 p.m. on Monday. That was it. That's so perfect. We didn't get any concession stand prices. No, no, no. Reveil. No, no. Reveil. No, no. Reveil. No, no. Reveil. No, no. Reveil. No, no. Reveil. No, no. Reveil. No, no. Reveil. No, no. Reveil. No, no. Reveil. No, no. Reveil. No, no.

Reveil. No, no. Reveil. No, no. Reveil. No, no. Reveil. No, no. Reveil. No, no. Reveil. No, no. Reveil. No, no. Reveil. No, no. Reveil. No, no. Reveil. No, no. Reveil. No, no. Reveil. No, no. Reveil. No, no. Reveil. No, no. Reveil. No, no. Reveil. No, no. Reveil. No, no. Reveil. No, no. Reveil. No, no. Reveil. No, no. Reveil. No, no. Reveil. No, no. Reveil. No, no. Reveil. No, no. Reveil. No, no. Reveil. No, no. Reveil. No, no. Reveil. No, no. Reveil. No, no. Reveil. No, no. Reveil. No, no. Reveil. No, no. Reveil. No, no Pat Fitzgerald got fired because he knows him and he had an in and like he considered him a friend or because I know for a fact He owns over three pieces of Pat Fitzgerald member. Yeah, probably that one. Yeah, it's probably not I own I own nine dreadlocks That got caught off of Northwestern players. Yeah before they were deemed acceptable to join the team I owe three bars of soap that were used in the human loop

Now what am I supposed to do with this a Shrek mask. What am I gonna do? Yeah, yeah. That's definitely what he's thinking right now. He probably has like, Pephichiro Social Security card from when he was like a kid. I do, I think that we should hire the strength and condition guy though. Yeah, that guy rocks. He's the man.

And then my cool throne is all of us being intelligent people because I had a moment, I was reading an article the other day, that I was like, you know what? I'm hard on myself for being the shiffer brains But no one's as dumb as the guy who got caught in the college baseball betting scandal I don't know if you guys saw this but the report finally came out exactly what happened I'm gonna read this to you real quick Uh on April 28th, Burt Eugene, Neff, Jr. walked into the Bet MGM Sportsbook at Great American

Ballpark in Cincinnati in possession of a large amount of cash looking to make a huge score. His proposed wager quickly aroused concern and suspicion among the staff. Three people familiar with the investigation told Sports Illustrated that Neff wanted to bet more than $100,000 on a college baseball game that night. Alabama at number one LSU, the game had gotten virtually no gambling traffic and Neff's desire to bet on the Tigers. Far exceeded the Sportsbook established house limit on college baseball. It was full hearty act that created surreal scene and the ripple effects from that incident continue to be felt more than a month later.

So here's exactly what happened. Neff and obscure youth league coach from Moore'sville, Indiana, with a pension for networking and recruiting circles, stood at the window and pleaded his case for making the huge wager to the book staff, the sources say, he indicated, this is true the staff, he indicated that he had inside information on the game and he did in the palm of his hand.

Neff was texting with Alabama baseball coach, Brad Bohan and Vee of the encrypted messaging app signal while at the ticket window, attempting to place the wager, the source to say, his texting was so indiscreet to the point that the books, video surveillance cameras, were able to zoom in on the details of Neff and Bohannins text exchange making Bohannins name visible later in screenshots video cameras can see the text conversation back and forth

It couldn't have been more reckless. It was I don't know how you can be dumb or that He walked up to the the window had a hundred thousand dollars on a game that has no one betting on it saying I have inside had a hundred thousand dollars on a game that has no one betting on it, saying I have inside information, then went, stood back, texted the coach so brazenly that they were able to just be like, dude, you're literally texting the coach right in front of them. That's partially on the coach for giving that tip

to maybe his biggest shithead friend. Because he knew that this is a guy that could not be trusted with information. If you know this kind of guy at all, you know that he would do something like this. You gotta just be like, be cool man. But it could tell it to your friend who's cool. It was a great reminder, like, hey, I'm dumb.

I'm not that dumb. No, Paul Pelosi doesn't go up to Nasdaq. And he's like, I've got a great tip on semi-conductors. Let me put my bit, come on. Come on, this trade needs to go in. I'm on the phone with my wife right now. She's demanding that I log this option. I need to put it in right now.

Please back date this for yesterday. Yeah, right now But yeah made me feel good also cool thrown. Zuck is pretty jacked. Yes. Yeah Just got like an eight pack. Although if I was that rich I'd either be fat as shit like Zion or I'd be jacked as hell like Mark Zuckerberg. No one between I would just do the drugs to get jacked as shit. And just still eat, yeah. Yeah, right. Exactly, just eat and just take drugs and have someone, I, do you think that someone could get rich enough,

like do you think very richest people in the world have people just work out their body form? I've always wondered if that was possible. Just somebody that comes by with the electric stimulator and just basically pushes your arms as you bench press just move me Yeah, do all the motions for me knock me out. That's actually a lift That's a good idea for the next like home workout device is just a big suit that you strap yourself into and just moves You around so you have to think about doing it

You just sit in the suit for 30 minutes. You get a workout. It's the old Babe Ruth machine Yeah, when he would just stand in there and it would just jiggle in the room. Oh, the towel on two sticks, it just moves. Yeah. Yeah, nobody does that anymore, I'm sure it worked. Why not? Or just laying down and having someone throw a medicine ball

at your stomach? Yeah. I think. That's how Harry Houdini died. No, he got punched. No, I know. Yeah, he got punched. In his stomach.

Yeah. RIP. RIP. To a great one. Double H. Okay, let's get to our Mount Rushmore. Mount Rushmore Triangles and then we have a great, great interview with Dallas Goddard from the Philadelphia Eagles. He was, I would say, RMP from TEU because we interviewed him and we basically said that guy, fucking rocks.

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for the home runs that were hit in the home run derby that don't count in the dingers only leagues. I should. Very soon for gaslighting. Yeah, you could, yeah, and you would be the plaintiff. Mm-hmm. And they would laugh you out of court. It would be a bad lawsuit. It would be frivolous.

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I've wanted to do this one for a long time. I'm just kidding. Contentious, Contentious. Pft and I are first, then Billy and Jake, then Hank and Max. We're gonna go, we're gonna go hard in the paint, start the first one. Shark fin. Boom. Shark fin. Da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da Gary Sharkman. Gary Sharkman. Sharkman number one triangle. Yeah. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you guys. That's as close as I will get to just having them blow us. It's it's it's it's great when they're actually is a good pick and we all have to

progregally be like good pick. Cause you know it takes a lot. Yeah. All right. We're going to go with something that everyone in the world has had and everyone in the world. World likes a slice of pizza. Ooh. That's a good pick. That's a good pick. That's a good pick.

Oh, fuck. This draft is a good pick. We studied. We came ready. Good pick. Max? Max? Oh, it's us, that was gonna be our pick.

That's a good pick. I said he's been wanting to do this for a very long time. We will go with a tortilla chip. Ooh. Good pick. Good pick. It's a tortilla chip. Ooh, good pick. Good pick. Good pick. And then we will go with,

this might be contentious, the pyramids. Ooh, not a triangle. They're like pyramids. They're literally called the pyramids. They're called in different shades. It's a three-dimensional object. We have this on our list, but Billy shot it down

because it's three-dimensional. It's a three-dimensional object. We have this on our list, but Billy shot it down. Cause it's three-dimensional. It's a triangular, I feel like that's. Is a pyramid of triangle. It has more than three sides. I guess triangle has three sides. Yeah. That's more than three sides. A pyramid, if you're looking at it from the front,

you're seeing three sides. Okay, from the front. So what's the front of a triangle? Where? Where's the front of a pyramid? Wherever they put the fucking, the king. Yeah. Inside, they put it inside the front. So what's the front of a triangle? Where? What's the front of a pyramid? Wherever they put the fucking the king. Inside the pyramids. So the pyramids of Giza? Or just the pyramids? He's talking about Giza.

Is it allowed? I think I mean maybe I think it's triangular shape. Maybe you say I still have a problem with playing. Okay, here's the thing. The literally built by aliens. I will iconic. I vote to allow Hank's bullshit pick, but just know people are gonna come at you for it. So what do you want the pyramids of Giza or just the pyramids? You're taking the pyramids.

Okay. All right, no. Okay. I think the one you came up with right here. Yep, yeah, go ahead. Wait, did you guys pick twice? Yeah, it took torchations, right? Yeah. A beer pong rack. Why were you just taking a picture of me?

I'm sending it to someone. For what? I don't know. Where can you meet right now? I said no, I'm recording. Who asked? Stephen Chey. Oh.

Did we redo that? What'd you do? No, that's fine. A rack beer pong ball. A rack beer pong cup. Okay, that's good. Fuck off. A beer pong rack. So, a beer pong. Fuck off. Be your Pong right.

So, so are you talking about the full rack six? Are you talking about 10 rack or you talking about free rack? You do, I'm a triangular. Yeah, but I want to know specifically. Well, I was putting a beer pong rack like 21 cup. I want to know what Billy's thought of the beer pong rack is. I mean, I like to play 21 cup. Okay, okay, sick.

20, I like to play 22 cup. Can I call a man pong? Yeah, for men. Dude, you ever do the you ever do the full table Yeah, that rule you civil war. Yeah Literally the full entire table. Oh, I'm not trying you know, no You can rack like a couple times when it's the entire tables full 100 cups for you cool It's basically dudes just being like we don't have any plans for afternoon. So let's just let's do a six hour activity where we get hammered. Yeah, this will be

awesome. And then and it is. Yeah, until you get to a fight. Yeah, with your best friend. Uh, okay. Good pick. Thank you. Good picks all around. Yeah, pretty good pick. It's a few pyramids. The cup. You have to wrap around. Okay. PFT. I think pyramids are The KPFT with the wrap around. Okay, PFT I think. Pyramids are the most iconic thing ever built. They're one of the seven wonders in the world. And you're disparaging. I'm not denying that.

I'm just saying, are they triangles? Yes. Okay. They're not geometry experts. They're made up of triangles. How many geometry classes have you taken? All right, well, pizza pizza is not a triangle, but slices. There's three sides. Yeah, we pick the slice

Pick one side of the cat. Yeah, what do you think about number 10? Yeah, I go we go eight and ten Okay, all right. I'll say you say ten Eight is going to be the hurdle button in mad eight is going to be the hurdle button in Madden. Who? Hurtle button in Madden. Sick button. What is it?

That's only in place. It's place A. It's place A. Yeah, place A. No, the hurdle button. What about our Xbox? That's why. That's why.

On place A, it's triangle. Yeah. Learn ball. So, hurdle button in Madden. Why and triangle? There's your answer. No, it's triangle. So, do you want the hurdle button in Madden on a PS4? No. No, it's triangle. So do you want the hurdle button mounted on a PS4?

No, no, we can't afford PS5 just the hurdle button and maddenk. Jake, you're making this so yeah, you're picking a triangle and why? Don't listen to him. You're not with the hurdle button and madness. What about a person that's only put Xbox? Okay, well then they'll figure out what it is. What about a person that's never been to Egypt, hang? Also, I'm an Xbox guy, but I know exactly what I've played a PlayStation before. Yeah, I have.

You've never played a PlayStation before. No, that's a lie. That is a lie, cap. That is an absolute fucking lie. Xbox. You've never played a play. We have a PlayStation in the office. You've never played it.

No, that's a lie. We'll find footage. Wait, so try. So played it. Nope. That's a lie Well, we'll find footage wait, so try so yeah, I mean I guess yeah, we'll find footage Exactly, there's a triangle on the place Okay, all right our next one that's a pick we're gonna go with the blue mountain emojis on course light. Mm-hmm. That's right on a can look at a can of course light. It's two blue triangles. Yep. Well, it's actually What's not it's like one two that's over that is a It's actually technically no we're talking about the ones that turn blue believe it. It's not an equal ladder equal ladder All pentagon. I will say there's five. That's a mountain rain I'm talking about like the designed mountains that are like drawn on there. I'm talking about the one on the top you get the news dude it's not a triangle. It's two triangles. Yeah,

but they're overlapping. There's no cut. You picked a mountain. You picked a one of the two triangles. Yeah, but that's a triangle in a pyramid. That's a try if you look it is a two-trine Two-three four five That's two triangles. Well, it doesn't look like that Triangles next to each other. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I win peaked mountain because it's mountains But that's a twin is it the mountain or blue or is it the mountains or blue? You're picking a five side or picking the two triangles. That's like worse than a pyramid because it's over. It's we let pyramids stand. Yeah, we did. We just said

that. Okay, good. I have you. Moving on. No, not moving on. You know, you're wrong. No, I'm right. It's a twin. The course like blue mountain. Billy, you're mad. You didn't think of it. All you see when you see a blue, uh, uh, a course like can is red. That's it. It's all you see when you see a blue course like can is red That's it. That's all you see We see the whole beautiful can We have to know everyone I know we got go something else. Why? This no, that's boring. That is not boring dude No the bariotic triangle no, that's not boring

We don't know We already picked it's the shark. Yeah really. That was your back. That was your record. You're not died, buddy. No, I mean, I'm not any one died from a shark fin. I bet you someone

else. Also dolphins have dorsal fins too. Okay, well, we're not sure. I've seen a lot. You can take dolphin dorsal fins. You can take dolphin. Good pick. Right. But we want to

see a shark fin near over. Also, you have to your dad. You can have shark fin soup and it gives you boners. Hmm. Facts. All right. You guys have your last two picks, Hank, Max? Uh-oh.

I don't know what Max is giving me. Look, this is going to tie back to the Pyramids as well. Ooh, a tie back pick. The Illuminati side. Oh, that's a good pick. Good pick. Good pick. It's a very good one.

Good pick. That's not a good one. And then we'll go fuck what was it? A guitar pick. Okay. A guitar pick. Is it rounded a little? It's rounded, but I'm not in the business of integrating other people's picks.

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For yourself. I really were gonna go with that. I'm proud of you. That's fair. That was like a I like a like a high school debate Are you fucking absolutely correct? That's all I first rodeo. Yeah, there's nothing wrong with that Our final pick is going to be oh I'm saying this. Yes, we talked about it. It's the I like it. Billy's got an idea. It's the football related one. Oh, no, no, you said too, I'm saying to the office love triangle of Jim Paman Roy. Oh man. Okay. I hate it. It was that so much. And that's a Mount Rushmore.

I don't think the love triangle made me laugh once. No, it's I mean, I'm in the greatest part of the whole show. Yeah. Well, it's a love trying. It's a trying. Jim, you know, that great of a guy, Pam, not that great of a girl.

Can we get that extra pick? Roy just wanted to fucking ride jet skis. Yeah, Let's go. All right. So it's our last pick. Yeah. But get I think we go with we have number one still there. Yeah. I was going to say number one or number 11. Let's go one. Okay, triangle offense triangle offense Titles one title so many chips Scotty triangle triangle good pick. Yeah, it's a good picking the fourth round too. Yeah, yeah We were thinking about maybe taking it first like down shark fit That was a good that was a good mountain rush. Well, I was pretty we didn't even do any of the actual angles like we do

I think it's a good amount of rush for one. We didn't even do any of the actual angles. Like we didn't do a costly scaling. Yeah, scaling rocks. Well how about this? Fuck Mary Kill, Isosceles Scaling Equilateral Triangle. I would kill Equilateral. Whoa. Whoa.

No, no, no, no, no, I think you're right. Yeah. I would kill Equilateral, I would fuck Scaling, and I would marry Isosceles. Yeah, because Isosceles, like it's got some shit to her. Isosceles commentator. Like kind of fun. Yeah. But thesoceles, like it's got some shit to her. Isoceles, like kind of fun. Yeah. But the scaling you want to fuck one time, never be around it.

No, the scaling triangle. The scaling triangle. No, the scaling triangle is the cracked iPhone of the triangle kingdom. Or do you fund a guy with for one night? Or do you marry equilateral? Yeah, I think you marry equilateral. Yeah, but that would get boring after a while.

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But no room for candy. Yeah, so mad we didn't do pyramid skim pyramid schemes rock the flight pretty easy to do Yeah, right like they kind of rule like I've always said I would I'd be down to get into a pyramid scheme's rock. The fly. They're like pretty easy to do in the top. Yeah, right. Like they kind of rule. Like I've always said, I would, I'd be down to get into a pyramid scheme and try to get some more people into it. And then bank. We had a rack of billion balls.

Okay. The flying wedge. The bands. Flying V. That's me and Mighty Docs. Or just regular Docs. But there's only two sides for that. Yeah, I guess so.

Yeah, there's no third side are just regular but there's only two sides. Yeah, I guess. Yeah, so it's no third side. Yeah, paper football football rules Sharktooth Yeah, two second best part of a chart. Well, we were having that to be about shark fins and killing people I sent hang shark tooth and he goes that's a terrible pick because that's the thing that actually kills people is the shark tooth Which is also a triangle. Yeah, but the fin is so badass. That's true.

The fin is more iconic. But if we're, that was more of a, a fighting pick of you saying that the fin is what kills people. Yeah, not only can contentious, so I didn't pick it. In Chicago, there's the Viagra triangle.

Yeah. What does that say? It's just this little stretch where just old dudes just creep on younger ladies. There's fantastic restaurants. Yeah, very good restaurants. I've been there like three times. Yeah, it's very good restaurants.

Italian restaurants? Italian restaurants. Fucking means. No, it's just like that's hate. He eats at the Viagra triangle. Yeah, he's trying to find an older dude. What are we gonna do? Let him fucking play.

You do, you've made, until recently, Hank's life has just been hanging out with older dudes. Yeah, that's true. You do roll with an older crew. Yeah. So you might, you might have daddy issues. Yeah, maybe that's why I'm in the VT all the time. All right, any others that we missed?

I think we nailed most of them. Yeah, that we're going to see that list and we're going to feel the the contractor trying to try. Yeah, that one sucks. No, that's like it's an honorable mention, but no one's been wowed by the triangle for an instrument. Oh, no, yeah, I thought it was an instrument. It's the old plays of trying.

What's the, that's mean to Nate. Is he put the triangle? Oh, no, he plays tambourine. Okay. What's the signal for soccer VAR? Do they do a triangle? No, it's a box. They do, they make a television with their hands.

Oh, we sure, we should do my Russian War squares. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, there are a lot of good squares. So they're lame. What? I don't think they're lame. Jake Marsh. Yeah. That's probably one a lot of good squares. So they're lame. What? I don't think they're lame. Jake Marsh.

Yeah. That's probably one of the more common pieces of criticism I get. One, one. Nerd square. Okay, good about rush for everyone. Way to go. And now it's time for our interview with Dallas Goddard

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We're getting ready. That's the way to go. Body Armor now on Amazon. Here is Philadelphia Eagles tight end Dallas Goddard. Okay. We now welcome on a very special guest in his Philadelphia Eagles tight end Dallas Gotter. He is here with us at tight end you.

We told you right before you sat down, we got a great story for you. And I feel like it'd be a good icebreaker. Great one. I'm looking forward to hearing it. So you have a friend named Dallas. I do. Okay. Yes.

Okay. So when we were at the Super Bowl, I know where this is going. Yes. Max right here. Big Eagles fan, Hugh G Eagles fan. He gets through a friend of a friend starts texting your friend Dallas. Yep. He thinks he's texting you the day before the Super Bowl. Yep. Which would have been sick. It would have been sick. I'm actually a little upset. Yeah. He gave me a wrong Dallas. But here's the thing, your friend Dallas was texting him being like, what are you up to tonight? The day before the superman. Turn it up.

Yeah. He was in Arizona, everything. Bobby, I know. And he thought he was like, I'm gonna party with Dallas Goddard the day before the superman. So you also know Rory Hans, correct? Yeah, I know Rory. So he texted me and was like, he was like,

yo, I got a friend, I got a friend who's at the Super Bowl. And I was like, he might, I don't even know if he said that. But he was talking about you. And then I got a text and was like, yo, Rory just gave me your number, it's Dallas. And I was like, what? Obviously, obviously, it's gotta be you. Because he was just talking to me about you.

Like, what are the chances that you have another friend also named Dallas, that was also friends with the one mutual that I knew? In Arizona. In Arizona. In Arizona. In Arizona. Yeah, that's great.

Maybe it was you. No, I got a sent to me and Rory actually sent it to me and being like, haha, I got these guys, you and Rory actually sent it to me and be like, I got these guys, you know, he was pretty stoked about him. I'm like, cool, good job. All right, so you're an idiot, Max, but that's okay. We love you. Well then the Shane, yeah.

Yeah, Shane Gillis then got involved and was texting his Max and it was a, yeah, Shane thought that, well Shane was pretending to be Max texting what he thought was you. You're trying to sound cool. A whole deep circle. What do you say, straight chilling? Straight chilling. Cool, cool, cool.

And what are you doing, cool? What's a plan? What's a play? It's a play. Cool. Cool, and I'm good. We got the same link over there. So we thought it'd be a good icebreaker, but yeah.

So there was a moment in time when we were in Arizona like all hungover being like, Max is going to hang out with Dallas Goddard before the Super Bowl. Day before, man. Yeah, going down. Should have been down on the strip. Yeah. Is your friend Dallas also named after a shitty football team? all hungover being like, Max is gonna hang out with Dallas Goddard before the Super Bowl. Day before, man. Should have been down on the strip. Is your friend Dallas also named after a shitty football team?

No. Yeah, he is, but his parents don't like him, his aunt did. Oh. So his aunt and uncle were such big cobwebs fans that they convinced their brother or sister, whatever one it was to name of Dallas, you know, tough. That's great. So was your dad kind of pissed that you got drafted by the Eagles?

Um, you know, he probably would definitely would have rather had me go to the Cowboys, but you know, at that case, you kind of just got to bury your losses. They ain't won in so many years at this point. Yes, it's going to be a long time. At this point, you might as well jump in, like, as you know, now he came to a good one. So I got a weird question. I don't think we've done a million interviews and I was thinking about it.

You got drafted by the Eagles the year after they won the Super Bowl. So like three, four months. What's it like going into a locker room where everyone has a Super Bowl ring and you're like the new guy? That's gotta be pretty intimidating, right? I don't know if I'd say intimidating, but it's like there's like a leveling of inclusion

that they had that it's like, man, we're in OTAs. Like I'm new, it's like there's like a level of inclusion that they had that it's like man wearing OTAs like I'm new it's everybody on the team, last year's team flies in they go to the ring ceremony, but you're just kind of left out of it you know like damn you didn't win a ring and it's like you're doing stuff and they're talking we gotta do what we did last year I'm like last year I was in calls I don't know what that is you know what I mean so it's just like they had their own thing going and you know after of years, so many people come and go that you lose that team, but the first year, it was just like, you know,

it was the people that won the Super Bowl, and the people that came in and did it. Did you think at any moment, like they might mix it up and you'd get a ring? Because I would definitely be thinking that, like they just put me on a list, and I somehow get a ring. Man, I knew I probably wasn't getting that,

but I definitely thought we were gonna go back and win it the next year and the next year and thought I'd have a lot of them by now, but here we are sitting with none. Did Chris Long's corner of the locker room did still smell like marijuana after the last? Oh, nonstop. Yeah, I think that corner stays there.

They know who to put into that corner. It's got great filtration up above. So they definitely put the right people over there. So it doesn't stink up the whole building. Just that part. Yeah. Chris, he's a legend, man. He's a good dude.

Yeah, it's great, dude. Do you want to talk about the Super Bowl now, or we can talk about it later? Yeah, we're good. I think I'm almost over it, you know, like I'm moved on. It's this next year, you know, they wouldn't let me. Almost over, it doesn't sound like you're over. How slippery was that turf? How much were we blaming the sod father?

Man, the sod father did not do good, but he knew what he was doing. Yeah. You know, all I can say is it was a great game till the end. You know, if the field was better if we were playing on turf, you know, I take us 10 out of 10, but I have to say that. Yeah, yeah, no, the turf sucked. It did.

There's a lot of people slipping, you know, you can't make that up, but we played on the same one. You know, I just, I hope we get back and can play on good turf next year. Yeah, because I mean, your guys' season was incredible. Was there a moment during the season where you're like, this is a special team, like this is different, because I, you know, the start,

I think there's a lot of people even in the media who were like, they're not that good, they haven't played anybody. Was there a moment where you're like, no, we're really, really fucking good. Yeah, it was probably the second week of the year when we played Minnesota, and just kind of handled them.

Our defense played lights out, our offense played well, and then we just kept rolling from there. You know really when we got AJ Brown in the off season, I kind of thought it was gonna be special then, just adding another stowed wide receiver to Smitty and Jalen, just to have another person. So really, I had high expectations all year,

but that week two game on Monday night or Sunday night, whatever it was, I just felt like, if we just stay healthy, we can go a long ways. It just occurred to me that playing in Philadelphia, you probably get a lot of Dallas sucks chance. But they're not about you. Sometimes, I don't know. You know, they're like, it could be coming in.

Like, we're not even playing Dallas and they'll throw them out there, you know. So, we do definitely got a lot of hatred and people in Philly do love the name that it is Dallas and they definitely make jokes. I think I have to do a Twitter fan says about Dallas every year when we come to the Dallas games and how much they talk about how they suck, but it's a cool thing to have.

Yeah. You brought up AJ Brown. Have you talked to him about the moon landing? He doesn't believe it. He doesn't believe it. Yeah. I mean, I feel like that's a pretty common consensus lately. What do you think about the moon landing? So I don't think the live version that people saw on TV was them on the moon. I think that was created on Earth. But I think maybe we went to the moon before that, but they didn't have to care about that. They didn't have to care about that.

They didn't have to do anything. I don't know. I don't know. It seems a little scary. I don't know. I'm researching a little bit. But they might have went, you know? Is there a moon? Yeah, I don't know. That's researching a little bit, but they might have went, you know. Is there a moon?

Yeah, I don't know. That's a good question. Just asking questions. Yeah, yeah. You ride a unicycle? I do. I actually just bought another one for my house in Philadelphia, had it by an air tank to fill up

and been riding down the driveway to get my mail every day. That's a way to site. My whole family does it. So, really? We got, I probably got five ants that ride it. My grandpa used to ride it and then a bunch of cousins. My grandpa gave us all $50 if we learned to ride it.

So, everybody was learning that pretty early. That's crazy. Like, jugulars too, or you guys, like, that's a weird family trait. No, yeah, I don't know how they got into it. I think somewhere where they were from there, trying to have like the genus world record book or whatever it is of people riding the unicycle

and they wanted to be a part of that. So, I just got roped into it from there. Wait, so, are you good at riding the unicycle? Oh, I'd say I'm pretty good. I used to ride in like, praige and small towns and South Dakota. I can ride like a six foot tall one. I'd say I'm pretty good. I used to ride in like, Praige and small towns in South Dakota. I can ride like a six foot tall one. I'd say I'm like,

you know, like little panda. Yeah, I can't flip bowls, but like, if I practice, I think I could do it. Yeah, you might be the coolest guy to ride a unicycle. Cause like you, I would like most guys. Most make it cooler if you can ride a unicycle without like,

I'd bring you to school. Yeah, that's like, you're the coolest person to ever do. Yeah, right. Yeah, because I'm starting high. Like no one's gonna That's like, you're the coolest person to ever do. Yeah, right. Yeah, cuz, I know what's gonna fuck with you, cuz you're an NFL tight end. But they write you, cuz I'm not a unicycle.

Right, like I see a guy in a unicycle, I'm like, what's this guy's problem? Yeah. Not for you. A lot of things. Yeah, right. He puts my stress away, and I'm just balancing here on life, yeah.

How many unicycles do you have? Hmm, so, I have one that's actually mine. My mom probably has, she's got three six footers. Well, these all came from my grandpa when he passed away. So they're all in our family now, but we probably got 20, 30 of them. Jesus. Big wheels, little wheels.

Are you a trickster or anything? Or are you just laughing? I can do like a little bunny hop. I've been working on going backwards. That's a lot tougher. Uh huh. You know, spinning circles and riding them. I've been working on going backwards. That's a lot tougher. Uh-huh. You know, spinning circles and riding. I think that is the trick.

Is there a unit cycle is the trick? Is there a clause in your contract about like, hey, maybe, maybe tone it down on the unit cycling? No, I think they're pretty safe. It's like, you know, you're good at it. It's like a bike, you know, you can't. Well, no, a bike has two wheels. It's half a bike, yeah.

It's half a bike. No, they're pretty safe, I think. you can't do that. Well, no, a bike has two wheels. Yeah, it's half a bike. Yeah, it's half a bike. No, they're pretty safe, I think. Only a few like hits every one. It's a bike definition, not a bike. Yeah, you're right. By units like a crick. All right, so as far as the Dakotas go,

why do you guys need two of them? Well, hmm, because there's like a better Dakota and a less good Dakota. So North Dakota is kind of like where people go that aren't cool and like sell the Codas the cool Dakota. Really it's just like candidate want them. So like we'll just give them North Dakota.

Yeah, yeah. But there's a lot of gynecicles in South Dakota. That kind of takes out coolness. It actually my grandpa and my family's from North Dakota. So I'm a first generation South Dakota. Okay, I was cool enough to move. Yeah, it's like the Oregon Trail, except you guys are just on Unicycles pedaling South.

Yeah, you're still got the dirt roads. Yeah, what was it like going to a smaller college, like especially now that you're in the NFL? Or people, do they ask you questions all the time? Like what was it? Because all these guys, you know, Ohio State, you know, Alabama, all these big schools, you went to South Dakota.

Yeah, it was unreal. Once I got into like my junior and my senior year, it was like the easiest football ever played. I know we played Indiana State once and their nickel was five, six, 123 pounds. First play of the game. I run a hitch, he catches, tackles me and I fall down on them.

They bring the stretcher out. He goes off in the ambulance. I see some people after the game. I'm like, hey man, thinking about your guy, prayers, let him know. I'm thinking about him. And he's like, oh yeah, he's right over there. He was in street clothes.

He's like, he just didn't want to play anymore. You're too big. So I played a lot of competition that definitely wasn't as good as NFL, you know, most of the safeties were probably like five to guys. So, like, running down the seam was really easy. It was a lot of fun, though, you know, it was kind of like I was just playing football in high school still.

Yeah. It all worked out. Was it like a learning curve getting to the NFL and you're like, oh wow, these guys are some of them are just as strong as I am. Yeah, it was definitely a learning curve getting to the NFL and you're like, oh wow, these guys are some of them are just as strong as I am. Yeah, it was definitely a learning curve. Really the blocking aspect wasn't that bad. I'm just kind of a strong, farm kid. But like when it came to running routes,

like I said, I was going to get in safeties that were way slower than me, couldn't move. So it took me a little bit of time to develop like the order route running in the NFL where safeties are faster than you, linebackers are faster than you. So it took a little bit of time to get that aspect of the game, but once that came it all kind of slowed down.

Did you get recruited anywhere else besides South Dakota? No, well I had a bunch of like D2 offers, some basketball, some football, but I walked on to South Dakota state. It was like the biggest place I could have played. So I decided to try. And what point during your college career did you know that you could, you're like, people are like,

hey, you're an NFL guy. You know, for me, it was in high school, like coaches recruited me. They were D2 coaches saying I could go to the NFL. They were probably filming a full of smoke saying that, you know, their program would get me there. But it was probably, you know, early on in my first year there that I, you know, I was Googling Brent Selig's name, checking his 40 time, doing that kind of stuff.

And I felt like I correlated and we had a good tight end at the time. Cam Jones, who he heard his back is senior year, but he was going to be, you know, go to many camps and I've got shot to go on the team. And from the time I got there, I thought I was just as good and could be better than him. So early on, I thought I had a good shot. It was just hoping the coaches would give me an opportunity to show what I thought I could do.

Yeah. We were talking to Lane Johnson right before the Super Bowl about Nick Sireani and what type of coach he is, because we only see what's in front of the camera, what's presented to us. And he sometimes comes across a little bit corny on the outside. What is the team perception of Nick in terms of

his motivational stuff, planning seeds, planning flowers, that like showing up wearing Rocky T-shirts, trying to like embrace himself to the city of Philadelphia. What's the view on Nick from Inside the Locker Room? Yeah, initially when he got there, it was right when Ted Lassow dropped and I was watching that and I thought they went together great. You know what's all about connecting,

you know, love your teammate, it's all about whatever. You know, he's a little bit corny, he tells us this stuff, but you know, like when we were two and five and he's like the roots are going underneath, he eventually you see a flower. And after he had that statement two and five and he's like, the roots are going underneath. Eventually, you see a flower and after you had that statement, I think we went on like a six and a run or something like that.

So he's a little bit of corny. His stories, you know, you might have heard him before, but he does a good job explaining him. You know, it keeps us talking about him. You know, afterwards, you know, we all go to each other and we'll talk to Lane. That story was don't we then head. But it's like next time, five meetings later, you'll show us a picture of, you know, whatever it is, a luthar or something like, oh yeah, details.

You know what's up. But now he's a great coach. He does a good job of, you know, keeping everything exciting, keeping us close and, you know, connecting, competing, you know, all the things that he says. We really embody in our locker room, and I feel like that's why we've had the success. So this year, you guys are so great in the play that did they get rid of the spearplay?

Are they made it so it's not? You can still do it. I think Jerry Jones tried to be in charge. Yeah, so the quarterbacks need. Yeah, the quarterbacks need so when you would line up for that, could you tell on the other side of the ball, like those guys, they knew they had no shot. It was like 100% success.

Yeah, I think we didn't get it once on third down and went forward and got it on fourth down, but I mean, as you guys have probably heard on TV, Jaylen Squatch, like 600 pounds. Yeah. So yeah, every time he's gonna get it. And then it doesn't help that, you know, now we can push the whole Reggie Bush rule that that he got in trouble for you know, it's illegal

So you get Jalen plus two or three other guys behind him. It's tough not to get it Yeah, would anyone would any of the defense alignment or linebackers be like this bullshit like saying like Oh all of the time call us like pussy's and like you saw off like run a real play I'm like like you know Like don't get it to third and fourth and one. You could honestly, you could run that play every down. I think we could go up and down the field. Yeah.

I think Jalen would break more than you would think and probably drop a safety and take it. I know, but even I think you get like three and a half yards every time you did minimal. If the other team even knew it was coming, you could just take it on a drive. Yeah, I think we could, I think we could get close. That's so funny that they would say that too,

because you know that they watch it in practice that week and they still can't stop it. Yeah, I don't know how you do stop it. You know, our old line interior, like the worst part about it is they work on it. You know what I mean? They work on Kelsey going low. The other one's going a little bit higher than Kelsey.

If Kelsey can take out one guy's legs, you know, we got two or three yards. And I mean, unless someone goes Troy Palomolo and jumps over the top. But even so, then you have Jalen Hertz, who like you said squat 600 pounds. Thank you. Push and forward.

Yeah, right. For sure. Yeah, that's the part. You can't run that. I'm glad they didn't take it out. Yeah. Yeah, there's definitely a beneficial for us. I think they should just move it back.

You know, you can't do it inside the five yard line. You know, we need to get some pass and touchdowns. I think Jaylin had like 15, one yard quarterback sneaks would have looked good in my stats. Yeah, I kind of have to help my fantasy owners, you know. Yeah, so I look at any points for pushing them in, that's sad. Yeah, so do you have a message for your fantasy owners

because I feel like you're right on that cuss where everyone has Dallas on his team on their team. And then there's sometimes where, you know, weeks where it might not, might not help you. Have anything message for them? Like man, man, that's tough. Because you do it. The worst part is I play fantasy and I pick myself and every week I plan on having a big week. But, you know, the worst part is this year we've led in so many games that we'd be in the second half of games. And if you didn't have your catches in the first half we only ran the ball in the second half

So you know, it's tough, you know, it's not really always on me my fantasy owners It's it's really on the team, you know, we just We need to not be winning by so much because so we can throw when catch up and air raid offense not runable Yeah, I have your defense give up more touchdowns than the first. Yeah, you know, maybe don't draft the Eagles defense because they killed it this year. Yeah, maybe try to get a, maybe let, well, I want them to be good too. It's hard.

Do you actually did, your stats are pretty consistent. It's just the touchdowns. The touchdowns, I push Jalen in too much. Right. So this next year though, we've been talking and he doesn't want rushing touchdowns, he's good. He broke the quarterback rush touchdown per year, whatever. So now he's ready to start throwing him.

You should get credit. If you physically carry him into the end zone, that's what I'm saying. If I'm pushing in like three, three, you know, he doesn't need those. He doesn't need all six. He gets plenty. Do you feel a little bit out of place in the locker room, not having gone to the University of Georgia? Man, more and more of that in Alabama. We got a lot of them folks. There's a huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge went at least. So if Georgia had offered you, would you have said yes? Oh, absolutely.

If anybody offered me, I probably would have said yes. Yes. One of the best for colleges in that form. When did you get a full ride? I got like a half scholarship at the end of my sophomore year. So a year and a half I was on scholarship. Do you still have to end loans? Oh, dude, I was lucky enough that Mr. Lurie paid me enough. I was on scholarship. Do you still have student loans?

Oh, dude, I was lucky enough that, you know, Mr. Lurie paid me enough. I was able to pay those. You make enough money to pay that. That's got to be sick. It was a nice thing to write a check. It was kind of upsetting that it was that big though. Yeah. Did they do like a ceremony for you when the coach was like,

okay, you're coming on full time? Or was it like a... No, it was pretty low key. I think it was to the point. Like at this point, I was already two time first team all conference. So I think it was like, we should just put this guy. We're not going to make a big deal out of it

because everybody probably assumes he's already on scholarship. And they'll kind of look like the weirdos that didn't want to put me on scholarship. Yes. How good a basketball were you? I mean, in South Dakota, I did score 1,000 points in high school, but that is also, I mean, I wasn't playing

the best competition weekend and week out. And in South Dakota, I was the tallest, the biggest, the most athletic. So I had that advantage. But just like pretty much any other competitive NFL player that has any skills with you know hard work and dedication to basketball I probably could have been in that. Yeah. Did you ever get to hang out Mike Dom? Mike Dom he's my dude.

Dude Mike Dom was the best. He's a dog. Yeah. I love Mike Dom. I think he took him all four years. He just signed another contract in whatever country he's playing in now. Shout out Mike Donald. We live right next to him. He was the man. Yeah. He was the man. He ran South Dakota state for sure.

I believe it. Were you actually, did you actually work on a farm? Oh, yeah. That was some of my first jobs going up. You know, I did bails, fed cows, drove four of those around and moved them from pasture to pasture. All that kind of stuff. Oh yeah. You're a country.

Should they ever call you big country? No, I think it's because like we're from like a little country. You know like big countries got to be like Texas or something like. Everything's big. Like South Dakota is just like little country. It does get from hot and a lot. It's the boozy Dakota, right? Dakota is just like little country. It does get for not a lot. It's the boozy Dakota, right? Yeah, the boozy Dakota.

Boozy, boozy country. Has anyone from South Dakota ever won a Super? Adam Venetary. Okay, and Jim Langer. Okay. So I put the dolphins in the day. Other than that, probably not too many. Nate Gary.

Okay, legend. What do you think about Mount Rushmore? other than that, probably not too many. Nate Gary. Okay. Legend. What do you think about Mount Rushmore? My South Dakota to get tours there, everybody should go see it at least once. But like three minutes in, you've seen it all. You've seen it all. Usually you walk up to it and before you get to the viewing station, you're like, well, you guys good, should we head back and see if you can see the rest of the state in five minutes?

You go up there, you're like, wait, is there another one? Is there like somewhere else I should look? Like the only thing is like, you see national treasure and like the big pond in the back. Like, I wish that was there to like make it a little bit cooler but I don't think it is. You should actually, you should bury some of your treasure. Dude, that's, now we're talking.

Yeah, that people flocked us out to go. Yeah, make a little like, map. Yeah. Give it to someone in like 50 years, like I probably forgot about it at that time. Did you, did you have to go like every year for school trips? Uh, not for school trips, but I probably been like seven times. We actually went as a football team.

We went out to Rapid City to have a few practices for our fans out there. Nobody came. It was miserable that day. But we got to stay in like an army barracks and got to see Mount Rush more. So nobody was that excited. Yeah, seven times too many. You know, it was cool when I was like six years old and my grandpa and grandma took us on an RV trip out there. Yeah. That was fire. You know, the perfect age to do it. But the older you get, the less cool it gets. Pretty much out the cool. Do you have a football coach that like,

tried to teach you a life lesson from Mount Roastmore? Mm, gosh. I don't know if we did have a mountain lesson with it. I don't know if there is a lesson to it. Like, I can't tell you all the presidents on it. Yeah. I can name three for sure. Okay, name three. George Washington, Abe Lincoln, and Teddy Rose, I'm kind of telling you all the presidents on it. Yeah, I could name three for okay name three George Washington Abe Lincoln and Teddy Rose of this because you said it the fourth one. There's another one on there in Franklin

Alexander Hamilton maybe he's on hundred dollar bill. He's not even a president. Yeah, you got it. It's more Thomas Jefferson it is TJ's up there. Overrated though. All right, well, this has been awesome. I have one last question. Robac question, rhobac.com use code take. 20% off the first purchase.

Jaggers, shorts, hoodies, cuisits, poles, everything. Robac.com promo code take. So we are at tight end you. What do you hope and to learn? Hmm. Man, I'm really, I'm just coming here to meet these guys. And then I'm just going to pick their brains. You know, everything Travis says, you know, for myself, I want to get one of those thousand yard seasons.

So I'm just going to pick his brain, see what he sees, ask him about it, and you know, see how it can take that next up. Well, we actually saw his presentation and it was just a slideshow saying, have Patrick Mahomes be your quarterback. So, yeah, I mean, I can't go over there, you know, Jaylen Hertz does a good job. So, I'm just gonna tell him to throw it to me

a little bit more, that's probably it. I do do to be his best friend. Yeah, do you think Jaylen Hertz is like, doesn't get enough respect for being, because people will do top five quarterback lists. I don't know how he's not in the top five right now. Yeah, you know, a lot of those lists are just, people are trying to get likes or whatever.

Okay, be careful, be careful. Be careful. I'm saying the job. What I'm saying. We have a job to do with our impartial about it. We don't comment on his footballs. Has to be at the top. Yes. You know, and if you don't

You're just trying to use his name. That's what I'm saying. You know, I got it I'm not the making of the list. I'm from Philadelphia. He's number one. Right, right The making of the list is a really honest profession and it's all you know Like you can say he's got good talent around him No, he's he's a dog. He's really good. I think he should be top three, top two. You know, it's hard to take anything away from Patrick and you go down that list and You know, there's probably 10 quarterbacks that could be in the top five depends on what fan base you are, but Personally speaking, Jail is in the top two. Yeah, depending on what fan base we want to antagonize,

and that's the person that we would leave off. For sure. Yeah, yeah, exactly. Okay, no hard family. Yeah, that's okay. Last thing for the Eagles fans watching, can you just give us a Dallas sucks? Yeah, you know, to all the Eagles fans,

go birds and Dallas sucks. There we go. Did you say that losing to Washington and on Monday night football, that really spurred you guys to be great this year? Mm, that was actually, dude, my last play in that game, I fumbled and broke my shoulder. Oh, yeah. So it was like a hard, far-frighted memory.

Not a face mask, right? Not a face mask. Not a face mask. They didn't call it, so it doesn't really count. You know, if a tree falls and nobody hears, it doesn't make a sound, can't be a face mask. Not a face mask. They didn't call it, so it doesn't really count. You know, if tree falls and nobody hears, doesn't make a sound, can't be a face mask if it wasn't called. Yeah, yeah.

For sure. Sorry, but that game rocked. No, it was good. It was sick to like, you know, we were eight and a hoe, maybe nine and a hoe at the time, and to like be the one that lost the game. Yeah. And then sit out the next five weeks.

Well, actually, all right. So last last last question. Before the Super Bowl, if Would you or any of your teammates ever drink champagne before the Super Bowl like the night before? Oh for sure some people would you but no, no like no one who's actually playing on the team like you guys have a job Like as in celebrating. Yeah, right. As in celebrating, no. No, no, not celebrating. And anyone who did celebrate before the Super Bowl,

like they shouldn't be allowed to be Eagles fans. That's not sure. Oh, the fans, the fans? Yeah, I give you a dry champ. No, if I was a fan, champagne's a little weird before. Yeah, I think beer's before. Yeah, no, beer's fine. Yeah, yeah, but champagne before the Super Bowl,

you know, know those those fans are probably why we didn't win. Yeah, exactly like I hope there's no one in here. No, like you would have you drink champagne and then you threw up. We were playing on having two days. Yeah, you lost your phone the

night before the Super Bowl. That would be bad. I was just I was I just had pregame jitters. I had pregame jitters. We were at a party. They were bringing champagne around. I was like sure. I'll double.game jitters. I had pregame jitters. We were at a party. They were bringing champagne around. I was like, sure, I'll dabble. I felt like you were on top of the world.

You did. It's fine. And then a lot of pictures were taken. It turned into a whole thing. I got a little bit more intoxicated over serve. Some may say later in the night. And bad guy. Bad guy.

Bad guy. Bad guy. Yeah, so he's the one to blame. So him and the sidefather. Yeah. The sidefather. Shotfather. Shotfather. Yeah, so he's the one to blame so Him and the side father. Yeah, the side father shot. Shot father. Yeah, give it to him. It was so bad. He had to retire. Yeah Thank you so much Dallas. Appreciate man. Yes, thank you guys Okay, let's wrap up the show we're doing guys on chicks guys Amiga's come on Skomastah do it

guys on chicks oh Hank's really nice. I mean it's always like this paragraph. Okay. My friend is these are also on on on on oh checked. Oh, unprompted plug Hank back in. My friend has been talking to a 23 year old Hank by the way We did a meet and greet today and

Guys kept on coming up to him being like hey, where you? So far and I He listed like every golf course in the greater Chicago land area as one point I said Hank just list the ones you haven't been It is the summer of Hank. It was it was that one guy You used you're like Monday played here Sunday played here saturday here Friday here. It was impressive You just named all weekends basically What I told you guys before You can do this I we've been we've been grinding all day

My friend has been talking to a 23 year old Mary-Man for one year and he is now getting separated my friend is seriously dating him And things that she loves him and wants to be with him to see if it works out this guy is a scumbag loser Yeah, that's that's it. That was a question. Just know that when you get with him, that's how you got with him. Right. So he might stray elsewhere for his next girlfriend. And also 23 year old married man probably means he married his high school sweetheart probably means he was like, I need to see what's out there in the world. And it's you. And then he's going to do the exact same thing to you. I need to see what's out now in her defense.

If you meet a 23 year old guy, you probably don't immediately think this guy's married, but she knows that she knows. Yeah. Don't do that. Bad form. Hey, bad form by that girl. Also getting married that young weird move. Yeah.

And bad form by everyone cheating on your wife. Could have just stayed boyfriend girlfriend and just cheated on her and then broke her heart that way. Know that would have sucked. Hey, what's up? Big cat PFT Hank Billy Maxx and that guy who lied about his hole in one. Yeah, my boyfriend and I have been having the typical arguments throughout our relationship that you'd expect. We're to spend the holidays. Who does what chores? Who plays music in the car, etc. There's however one argument which we have not been able to settle that he always wins.

My boyfriend feels that when we go to the movies that he should get to pick what movie we see because I don't know actor's name very well. I will confess that I often mix up characters and get lost in the plot, but he insists that girls don't appreciate good movies like guys do. I said this is bullshit and that I want to see the new Barbie but he said it'll be a cold day in hell before we see Barbie over Oppenheimer How do I get control over movie selection? I think they're gonna be a lot of couples that go to the theater and they go to different movies Yeah, you also just have to This guy needs to just suck it up

I understand what he's saying But I actually am the person who never Recognizes actors and is that shitty person to watch a movie with but you have to suck it up. I understand what he's saying, but I actually am the person who never recognizes actors and is that shitty person to watch a movie with. But you have to suck it up and know that he's gotta, he's gotta go see Barbie and then you go see Oppenheimer together. Like why not go to two movies? I remember I had to go see pitch perfect three

or something, I actually enjoyed it. You know what the worst is? I'm terrible at going to see a movie and then remembering the character's names throughout the movie. It'll be over and then I'll be like yeah, remember when that guy with brown hair said this to the girl with the red hair. And then everybody else knows who their names are in the movie. That part does not register with me. I'm sitting there and listening to them say each other's names for an hour and a half. Can't remember the second I walk out of the theater.

Yeah, yeah. You know a movie rock that I saw mixed reviews about? Air. What was the mixed reviews? I saw mixed reviews about? Air. What was the mixed reviews? I saw some people be like it wasn't that good. Who's fantastic? Don't say Steven Che. Fantastic.

I heard some dicey reviews too. Who? Hank was talking about big game about air, and I thought, oh, that's because it's got Matt Damon and Ben Affleck in it. That's any movie that I was just, I thought it was an absolute delight. I loved it.

I was laughing my ass off. I think that's also people struggle watching movies that they know are real life and they're like we know what happens. Mm-hmm. Just go and enjoy it. Yeah. Doose Flash at the end of Oppenheimer we win World War Two. Yeah. Titanic. It sinks. Yeah. Okay. Barbie. Barbie. Uh, Margot Robies hot yeah Right Gossling hot and then they try to check they try to yeah, that's true Gossling is hot. Yeah, he's so hot. He's dreamy my boyfriend listens to your podcast whenever we're in the car. How do I get him to talk to me? You want to the car time is not talking car time is for listening also. I'm a big believer. I disagree actually what I like talking cars Yeah, you do it's annoying. I'll get on the phone Hank will

worry We're gonna talk to the way we're gonna make for March best Hank talked to me like four hours straight When is he supposed to make you kill my calls in the you mean, business calls on the golf course? On the way to the golf course. Talking in the car, I'm a big believer, if you're going, if it's a road trip, or it's maybe a 30 minute trip where you're going to see other people, sure, talk. If you're going in the car to go out to dinner,

save that conversation. You don't wanna waste it. You're aim material. Yeah, you can't be going through All the stuff and then you get to dinner and you're like, so what are we talk about? So be smarter than that, but then if it's a really long road trip like eight hours You have to talk about that. Yeah, he would talk the whole time and he goes like this Okay, now that's max that's max. He goes now that I've got you here for the next four and a half hours

I got some question. We get a lot done Now that's max, that's max. He goes, now that I've got you here for the next four and a half hours, I got some questions. We get a lot done. We do get a lot done, but I want to kill myself for the entire time. That's so weird. Maybe my favorite videos that I see are when girls post videos, like selfie videos of themself,

in a car while their boyfriend is listening to part of my test. And they're just staring at the phone, listening to us, talk about God knows what, rolling their eyes. I can't believe I'm with a guy that finds this entertaining. Yes. I love those videos. Those downloads count the same, though. Yeah, because you know those women secretly got the odds for us.

Yeah, they definitely. Hey, if you're doing it right now, so. Yes, so. So how you doing? I know what you're talking about that woman, basically every time her boyfriend puts it on, these guys again. Yeah. I don't want to listen to them.

Well, guess what? Guess what, babe? Don't that zero get with the hero. Yeah. Come on, you can be a part of my take groupie. We should sign up for like a list surf. Hard on my take. Would y'all speaking of that?

No, she's getting, take, strike that from the right. Oh, my God. No, no, no, no, that was a bad joke. No, it's a bad joke. Bad joke, bad joke. Speaking of that, speaking of that, yeah. Just a joke. I shouldn't even read this. No, you, no, no, no, that was a bad joke. No, good segue, bad joke, bad segue. Just a joke. I don't even, I shouldn't even read this. No, you have to.

No, you got to. Would y'all ever considered doing a kid friendly episode? Thanks for your consideration. Uh, what? I think we've tried. What do you mean? She says it's work. Which I said hard on my take and I said speaking.

Oh, like a PG episode? Yeah. We could. I don't know what we talk about. So no, the answer's no. Probably not. We should do it, you know what we should do? We should do a Nickelodeon episode.

Or a Burman, a Burman, like one week, like a kid friendly Burman. Now, but you know what? I like the idea of all these kids being molded by us. Our kids. What if we do a kid's bop version a part of my take? I like the idea of all these kids being molded by us. All right, kids, what if we do a kids' bop version of part of my take? Yeah, that would be sick. I have just kids read our lines of dialogue

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