Pardon My Take - Fantasy Football Preview With Jerry O’Connell, Mt Rushmore Of Everything + Great Listener Submitted FAQ’s

Episode Date: August 28, 2024

Cut day in the NFL and we get mad about an anonymous poll of quarterbacks. We have a new rule to get fans an nfl franchise (00:00:00-00:28:17). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including what celebrity Hank should date and dolphins tea bagging people (00:28:17-00:52:48). Mt Rushmore of Everything (00:52:48-01:11:37). Jerry O’Connell joins the show to do a fantasy preview, call his wife for permission to enter our league, and a poem for Hank (01:11:37-02:27:56). We finish with some great listener submitted FAQ’s (02:27:56-02:44:10).You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

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We're all going through it. Going through it big time. A lot of guys that you thought were going to make the team based on how they did in week three of the preseason. A lot of guys that you thought were going to make the team based on how they did in week three of the preseason. A lot of those guys ended up not making the team. How they sang in Hard Knocks. How they sang. Austin Reed got cut.

Yeah. Oh, how do we feel about tonight's Hard Knocks? Can we do a recap? Oh yeah, a recap of Hard Knocks tonight. It is 2.30. We're in it again. Yeah, we're in it again. The whole thing.

So we just went back. It was a recap of our episode from last week. Yeah. We went back and we rewatched week two of Hard Knocks. Yeah They should need to show more Caleb. More Caleb. Yeah. No, we were we phase out Hard Knocks around this time I'm gonna watch it. I don't think Anyone else is gonna watch it. No, but that's okay because real football is about to be back, but we do have cut day I saw a rumor that Jamis might get traded

Yeah, so Jamis of the four million dollar vibes guy is I think it's a clear case of the backup quarterback being too popular Yeah, especially when you got Deshaun Watson ahead of him. Mm-hmm. So I feel like the Browns they are they could have anyone So DTR is gonna make the team they said okay Jamis might get traded and we should all be so lucky to have Jamis. That's actually great news for us because everybody has something to look forward to. Maybe Jamis Winston will be on our team by the end of the day. Yeah. I mean, well, I was going to say our team, Barstool Sports. He might be traded to Barstool Sports. If he gets, if he gets caught and no one picks him up, he's got a, he's got a seat ready to go. Listen, if you want to

make Deshawn Watson happy All you have to do is you trade? Jamis Winston to Barstool Sports in exchange for our personal in-house masseuse Hank Lockwood Yes, the Browns and then I think talk about a vibe switch huge that'd be the greatest vibe Trade of all time max you just yawned and made me yawn. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry Now people are listening right now yawning there's someone who just yawned because of that Hank was laying down earlier So that's what made me had to do an ad Um do you guys want to get mad about an anonymous poll?

Yes, okay. Let's do it. I Still think PFT. It was fair. It's not that big a deal. Oh, no Oh, thanks. We'll get to that with Mount Rushmore. Ah ESPN pulled over a hundred NFL players to rank quarterbacks According to a variety of criteria. Let's get angry you guys ready. Yeah, so The goat standings according to over a hundred players as it stands right now The GOAT standings, according to over 100 players, as it stands right now, Tom Brady 85, Mahomes 7. OK.

Good, Hank. Feels like he's still holding a lot of ground there. 85 to 7. That means that 8% of NFL players don't have either one of those two, is there, all the time? Yeah, I don't know. I feel like some people just missed some of these questions because there's, oh, I

guess there was several other players receiving votes. They didn't list them. I would like to know. Yeah, I want to know too. I would like to know. Maybe Peyton Manning? would like to know maybe Peyton Manning Paul George. Yeah. Yeah throw that out there Okay, rank the top three current quarterbacks. Does anyone want to guess what the top three were Patrick Holmes? Yes, Mar Jackson. Yes Then for the third I'm gonna say Aaron Rodgers. No, it was Patrick Holmes with 291 votes houses How does this vote?

Oh, points, they get three points. Top three in their point totals. Patrick Mahomes blew out Lamar Jackson over double the points who blew out number three Joe Burrow. Oh, okay, the players know. The players do not forget about Joe Burrow and then other receiving votes were Josh Allen and then Aaron Rodgers.

Being in the others receiving votes category for Aaron Rogers is not that's a tough look. Yeah. It is kind of funny that whole VP thing he could have been the VP and still made it to week one. I also think that he would have gotten more votes as VP than his percentage of who the best quarterback I'd agree. I'd agree bad decision Aaron Rogers. Aaron Rogers does not have Secret Service protection right now though. Yeah. Who will be the best rookie QB, best career? And this was a poll that was done before J.J. McCarthy got hurt. Not that it matters, but we'll just throw it out there.

Jaden Daniels. Jaden Daniels finished second. He's so good. Cale Williams was first. See this is PFT. This is one of those situations where we do have same conference. Both have new quarterbacks, but I feel like we're in a good spot together where it's like I'm rooting for your guy, you rooting for mine. That's not going to last. Shut up Hank. Shut the fuck up Hank. Shut the fuck up Hank and let me get to the point here. Kale Williams and Jaden Daniels both were very close in votes. 34 to 30. Wow, that's really close.

J.J. McCarthy was third. He wins. Other top vote getters, Michael Pennex Jr. and Bo Nix. No Spencer Rattler. No Drake May. Interesting. Not even on the other top vote getters. He's not others receiving votes.

Bolton Board. Tough summer for Drake's. OK, that's tough. Most overrated quarterback. Drake May. No. OK. Most overrated. Trevor?

Josh Allen actually won it, was number one. But there was someone more important, number two. Only actually two people tied for second, a vote behind. Deshaun. No. Tua? Ooh. Tua's on the list? Only actually two people tied for second a vote behind to Sean no Tua Who is on the list and? Jalen hurts I was gonna say Dak, but he's properly rated at number 17. Yes

Jalen hurts I Love every single second of all of the Jalen Hurts lander this offseason. Is there a chance? He was hurt last year, he wasn't himself. You said it yourself. Brandon Walker had this question to our co-worker Connor Griffin who's also a Philly fan. He said that at some point this season you are going to utter the words, Jalen Hurts is a bum. No. Do you think you will utter those words at

any point? No. I think you uttered them last year. No I didn't. At any point, not even in the heat of passion. Well, we've said it ourselves that in the heat of passion. Yeah. I'm a passionate guy. You are. You're a sallying the run hot. Right. So that's saying that you will utter those words this year. But I don't actually mean that I could say that he could be having the best game ever question for you max is There even a small small small small small small part of you you said no The things she own hurts is good You're oh no. Oh no you said no to that. Please make that a quote Big head ass is there a small small small part of you

that thinks Shion Hurts is the guy? People just have the quickest memory of all time. Yeah, thank you. Wait, did I say that wrong? Did I say that wrong? I appreciate that Max. What'd I say? What'd I mean to say? You said the quickest memory. You meant the shortest memory. Shortest. That's the same thing. Shortest. is no you have a short. I mean the Moving maximum cut him some slack you're moving right now. How long does this move moving sucks? Yeah? I mean I I had to move my girlfriend from New York to Chicago And then she moved and then she moved into my place and we moved into a bigger place I got to unpack like fifty thousand boxes It is fucked up. Toilet.

Toilet's fine. Toilet was fucked up in my last place. I have my entire apartment is just filled with boxes. Sounds like you're not ready for football season. I just bought a new couch, which I'm very excited about. Okay. But can I give you a tip? And Jalen Hurts, I got to listen to these knuckleheads over here talk about Jalen Hurts.

These knuckleheads. And Max, that's a good use of knuckleheads there. It's a, it. Like people forget we went and got fucking Saquon Barkley. Wouldn't you say though just the fact that we're having this conversation means there's a little part of you? You started this conversation. I didn't, the anonymous poll did. We are podcasting here. I'm answering a question. I'm answering a question. I'm answering a question.

I'm answering a question. I'm answering a question. I'm answering a question. I'm answering a question. You say though just the fact that we're having this conversation means there's a little part of you? You started this conversation. I didn't, the anonymous poll did. We are podcasting here. I'm answering a question. The anonymous poll started this conversation. Those, they're idiots. They don't know anything.

They play in the league. Yeah, stupid. I'd like to know what his receivers would say. AJ Brown came to Philly because of him. And is he going to stay in Philly because of him? He just signed a long term deal. Okay. So maybe he'll get Jalen Hurts out. No. Okay. Max, can I give you a tip? No free ads, but just hire ServPro to come and get all the boxes. That's a pot. It's the best move. They just rid of the boxes? Yeah. They come and just take them all and get rid of them. They move them out of your apartment?

Yeah, it's not that expensive. You just call, schedule it because that is one of the worst parts about moving is when you get everything out of the boxes and then you're like, I have a house full of boxes. There's like a little entryway to my apartment. It literally is, there's all boxes. Spider will call them up for you. Spider's the man with that Okay, there's your tip. So then you can not be grumpy and you can maybe be honest. You can be honest about Jalen hurts

You'll see everyone will see everyone will see Others receiving votes for most overrated Justin Herbert Trevor Lawrence to Shawn Watson Kyler Murray and Brock Purdy I don't know that Kyler Murray's that overrated. I don't think he's highly rated at all. He was last year, like going into last year. Maybe a little bit. Yeah, most underrated quarterback? Brock Purdy.

Number one, tied with, this is a good one I agree with, Matt Stafford. Richard Stafford. Correct with Matt Stafford, which is correct Matt Stafford Kirk cousins tied and third with Jared Goff Jordan love and shocker Bryce young Most under it. Well, I guess it might he might be most underrated because everybody thinks that he's the worst quarterback He's right. He's rated so poor so low that it's impossible for him to be overrated. Yeah. What about the best? Biggest trash talking quarterbacks. Fun one is the last one. Ooh, this is fun. Very Patrick Mahomes. No, Kirk Cousins. Not even close.

Josh Allen's number one. Okay, love that. Baker. Yes. Yeah. Number two. Baker likes to run the jaws. And then Aaron Rogers, number three. Fun anonymous poll. It's just like another thing. They just keep throwing us little appetizers back and forth right before we're just waiting so desperately for football to come out. There's like, oh, yeah, here, discuss this first. We'll give you a little tidbit to run about. Yeah, the I can see Aaron Rogers being very sarcastic with his trash talk. Yeah, like something He definitely spit something at you from the comment section I also feel like he's one of those guys who does the first down in your face after a penalty when the DB is arguing Yeah, and he'll just walk by and be like move the ball We're going that way but he'll pick the ball out of your hands and be like we're over here Yeah, move the chains buddy. Yeah nice flag. Yeah What else we got? I don't know anything else that's going on. We can read some headlines.

The NFL is considering approving private equity investment in the Saudis. No, that's not Saudi. So they're still against foreign governments being able to invest. That's next up. And so this whole thing is just that we're running out of people who can afford to buy NFL teams.

Because they're getting so expensive. So there's like 40 people in the United States that right now in theory could purchase an NFL team. So they're like, how do we make this work? Oh yeah, we'll just let private equity buy it. And every, everyone knows everything that private equity touches turns to gold. So this is going to be a great move by the NFL. No downside to the fans. They should do a raffle for one NFL team Ten percent of the team goes to one fan Yeah

No Or just like one fan gets to own an entire team next time an owner dies or like there's some someone gets ousted She like this one's going up to a raffle. That would be fun. It's just Imagine the because they could do it probably if they did a lottery How many people how much money do you think a lottery? Would raise if the if what you got was an NFL team it'd be billions probably more than the value of the actual is this Not the best idea ever that you then get billions of dollars for the actual so the sale actually happens You ever the team to the lottery to the lottery yeah, and then and then one random fan

Will end up being an NFL owner or the first one that gets picked in the lottery Get stoned to death by the rest by the also its fans I also and the second person to win gets the team Imagine winning an NFL team or you have that you pick two people and they have to fight to the death Yeah for the team. Oh, I kind of like that too I like that then the fans of that team will instantly be like, he fought for us. What if the team that wins the next Super Bowl, they split all the shares of that team, that brand new team?

Yeah. What if it's instead of fight to the death, the two fans have to start a quarterback for their team during the preseason? It's who can last the longest. I like that too. That would make preseason fun. Who can survive the longest? Yeah, who can basically just keep going out there. That's not a last the longest. I like that too. That would make preseason fun. Who can survive the longest? Yeah, who can basically just keep going out there. That's not a bad idea either. Man. I think we just solved the NFL's

viewership crisis. Yeah, we're in trouble. We've been in trouble. This year I think the NFL is back. It's too bad if we had this idea for the NBA, Adam Silver, we just have to post it under, you know, like respond to one of his tweets, and he'd probably be like, there's a great idea. Okay, if the NFL fan winning lottery idea was, it has to be a fan who is delinquent more than $50,000 on child support. Yeah, well that's part of it too,

is that when you go by the lottery, you get arrested. You get arrested for it, yeah. But NFL, Roger, think about it, maybe it's an expansion team. Do you think we're going to get an expansion? I would hope not. 32 is a great number. It's a good number. It's always weird when you have like the offset leagues where they're not the same amount. I don't know. What's the next team? Everyone keeps talking about San Antonio. Now that Las Vegas is Las Vegas, that was the one boogie man that every owner

could point to and be like, Las Vegas is Las Vegas. We'll just move to Las Vegas is Las Vegas that was the one boogie man that every owner could point to and be Las Vegas is We'll just move to Los. Vos. LA too. So say double LA. Yeah now San Antonio is probably the next one out there I feel like Lewis. I feel like they're also would just throw out a third team in New York are always or Chicago There's been there's there's been talks every now and then about that. No, imagine if the second team in Chicago is just awesome Yeah, they're really good. Give that's exactly what I've always said give Pittsburgh a second team. Yeah, it's football town. Yeah, absolutely Youngstown Yeah, give it one in Alaska. I Don't hate it. Yeah, I would be fun. Yeah, Hawaii would max. That's what they're gonna do They're gonna give one to London in Mexico. Yes, that's exactly what they're gonna do

Brazil so private equity. It's a private equity. They're gonna be allowed to London to Mexico. Yeah, that's true. That's exactly what they're gonna do Brazil so private equity. It's private equity. They're gonna be allowed to invest in the NFL. So what does that mean? It means it's gonna suck. It's good. The league is gonna get 10% worse Why because private equity they're gonna come in and they're just gonna try to figure out how oh, yeah Streamline only streamline everything got it. They're gonna fire all the mascots. You're done. That makes sense. Okay. Anything else going on in the sports world before we do our Hotsie Cool Terone and Mount Rushmore? By the way, we have a big college football preview coming on Friday with Brandon Walker.

So it'll be fun. And we're going to have more football previews, NFL preview coming next week. We're going to do Tuesday, Wednesday,. We're gonna do Tuesday Wednesday Friday shows Tuesday Wednesday Friday shows that's what we do. We work extra hard that week. Oh, Kaderius Tony has been cut Oh, no, yeah chiefs just became Super Bowl champs. Yeah Well, this is also very bad news for anybody that's playing against the Chiefs because Kaderius Tony was one of your better players If you were playing against the Chiefs last year, yeah, just by him be longer being on the Chiefs. What was his war? It was probably like minus two last year Yeah, nose. I mean that that opening game the Lions game. That was a he lost at least two full

He lost two full games a full game as wide received which is very hard to do. Do we think? That we don't give enough to do. Do we think that we don't give enough, not credit because it's not credit yet, but the storyline that the Chiefs could make history this year? Have we not talked about it enough? What do you mean? No teams ever won three in a row. I mean, I think the Chiefs are, we've been glazing pretty hard. I understand, but I'm just saying no team has ever won three in a row. If they win three in a row,'s gonna be... I mean that's it's it feels like one of those records is it probably will never be touched just because it is so hard to win one Super Bowl let alone two let alone three. I honestly forgot

that the Steelers never did it. Nope. I thought that the Cowboys didn't do it, Steelers didn't do it, Patriots didn't do it. There was always that one little year and you know the Cowboys and the Patriots, and I believe the Steelers as well, went three out of four, but three in a row is really fucking hard to do. Are we not talking about it? We should talk about it more.

We should probably talk about it a little bit more. I like the Chiefs over this year. Yeah, who was the closest? I mean, the Cowboys in 94, did they lose in the NFC championship game to the 49ers? I believe that sounds right. That would that would probably be the closest but I'm sure there was a I mean the Pats lost to the Eagles, but if they had won that

No, that wasn't that wasn't for three. Oh, I guess I was that way. That would have been to yeah. Yeah, you're right No, that's that was a very close game You're absolutely right Pittsburgh Pittsburgh did not go three out of four. I'm actually wrong. They went four out of six. Okay, so they had two years in between Miami also had two in a row and a chance for the third I don't know where they finished back way way back in the day but yeah three in a row would be pretty crazy that'd be cool we'd have to be like the

Chiefs are bad for the NFL three Pete also kind of the way you could also talk about it is there's 0% chance Because it's never happened because it's never happened and if you know anything about gambling or life if something's never happened it will never happen Yeah, I go so what are their Super Bowl odds right now? I think they're five to one Like five or six to one on draft Kings. I ride Yeah, I might ride gonna get in on it. I might get in hard on that Yeah, but that's also one of those ones that you know remember last year They went from odds on favorites to then time it out ten to one let them lose a couple games

Yeah, I think the Chiefs are definitely they're five to one on draft Kings right now. Chiefs are definitely in that mode of like the Tom Brady Patriots where it just doesn't matter until like Kelsey could suck and then he's like, all right I'm gonna I'm gonna play now because the playoffs I'll tell you what I'm thinking about betting on is Lamar Jackson to win MVP because I think he's like 16 to 1 right now Oh back-to-back MVP. Yeah, it seems like just purely from an odd standpoint, it seems like a good bet. How weird. I watched the Steve McNair doc last night. Have you guys seen it?

I've not seen that. It wasn't great. It was kind of weirdly done because there's I didn't realize this, but there's a lot of conspiracy theories or just murkiness around his death. Yeah, they didn't touch on it till the last five minutes It's just about his life. It was about his life, but it was also Jeff Fisher was great It just jumped around a lot and it just felt like at the end they told us Oh, hey, we actually don't know if this is actually how it went down. Okay documentary over so what I was thinking about it

It's so crazy. They gave out two MVPs that year. It is wild. You know, three, Payton and Steve McNair won both one MVP. I feel like that'll never happen again. So weird. It's that's not MVP. Steven there was awesome though. He was such a fucking tank. So yeah, I mean, it sounds like maybe they made that documentary and they had something they wanted to put at the end and then for legal reasons they cut it and like I guess we can't Get into this. I don't know. It was the rare documentary where it was only one episode 58 minutes I was like this could have been a two episode or like they because usually with documentaries now They just stretch them for way too long

This one was the reverse was like do an entire first episode about Steve McNair and like coming up in his story finishing third In the Heisman voting at Alcorn State was insane. Yeah. Do that whole thing then do the football then do the death. Three episodes I'm good with it. Yeah he was a monster. I'm looking at the MVP's right now Lamar is 18 to 1 to win MVP so I think I'm hitting that right now. Mmm. Right now. 18 to 1. Same odds as Dak. Maybe they know. I'll tap that with with you They might know man about his ass. Maybe maybe they know what's been plaguing his ass. You know who I like for MVP. I Like you own hurts 14 to 1 it's pretty good. I do 14 to 1 Yeah, I like that a lot Eagles MVP 14 to 1 for MVP of the Philadelphia Eagles. I

Also don't hate you know, another one alter out there. I don't hate Matt Stafford 30 to one because it feels like he's due for the everyone, you know, just picture yourself actually. Well, maybe not the first week because they're playing the lions and that's too early, but picture early October PFT. Let me look at the schedule. I'm going to give you the Matt Stafford visualization right now of how this can happen. It is, we're going to go to, hold on, I'm going to pull it up. We're going to go to, let's say early to mid October. You turn on your TV it is Rams versus Vikings so Vikings are not great Rams you know what actually let's go let's go in November it is Rams Dolphins two explosive offenses Monday Night Football Joe Bach comes in with

his big-ass head and his terrible hair plugs. Where's the game? The game is in LA. Okay. I love LA. Randy Newman. We love it. So that's the intro.

And they're like, Matt Stafford, who's having a sensational year, takes the field with the Rams and did you know he's never even received a vote for the MVP? I don't know if that's actually a fact. I'm just saying saying it Troy. I can't imagine that trend would continue after this season You're right partner and the upstart Rams who last year put it together to get into the playoffs are an insane Seven and one to start the season and Matt Stafford is playing MVP football and this guy is a gamer I like it. I 30 to one that when you watch that game it's gonna be five. My only disagreement is in that matchup it's definitely going to be a lot of talk about Sean McVay and Mike McDaniel being from the same coaching tree. True. That's how

they're gonna start it out. True. But then right after that they'll say can you believe this guy's never got an MVP. Never got. Let me see if that's actually correct. But I think this might be a narrative year with Matthew Stafford where it's like, you know one of those Hey, we do we appreciate him enough. I do think the Rams are gonna have a really good offense this year Do we appreciate him enough that kind of stuff? Mm-hmm. He won Comeback player of the year. Is that CPO why no? Yeah. Yep. Is that? Yep. Why do you win comeback player of the year? I think he came back from being on the lines. Oh That's weird he played the whole year

He played the whole year before sometimes if you just stink for a year and then you come back and you play good They're like, okay. Yeah, like Joe Flacco Yeah, Joe Flacco came back from being on the Jets. He was yeah I guess yeah, they were four and twelve and then went ten and six and he won't come back player of the year Yeah, he did receive at least one Vote for MVP, but it was only it was four votes in his rookie year Or not. Yeah. No, sorry. Not as rookie year. There's last year. I received four votes

So we'll just I think it's pretend that the four votes didn't happen. Okay. What if, what if at that game, he's never finished higher than eighth in MVP voting. You know, you believe that, you know how they always like zoom in on the players, parents or like a close friend of theirs or their wife that's in the stands. The camera does a slow zoom in on Jake felt. Yeah. You know, this guy played high school football with Matt Stafford. Yeah. this guy was actually better than Matthew Stafford Who's the MVP of this season five touchdowns? Visualizations are fun. It is it is fun. It's very fun right now We're just what that was was an exercise in teleporting into the future also visualization for that game

Over under was 52. I hammered the over final Final score 20 to 13. I just took that. I took Stafford. Stafford? The visualization worked. Yeah. The visualization. It's narratives. It's narratives. Yeah. I don't know. It didn't, it seemed too good for 30 to 1. Right. Especially they win prime time game on Sunday night to start. They're playing at the Lions. He's got some big games. Think about this with Lamar. Lamar at 18 to 1. You know that you're at least going to be in the conversation. That's a fact. Also, Stafford has a bunch of prime time games. They play the Dolphins

on November 11th and then they play the 49ers. It says 715, so I assume that's an ESPN game maybe a Thursday night game it is Thursday night game against the 49ers and uh yeah he's got he's got some in the Eagles they play the Eagles Sunday Night Football November 24th narratives narratives narratives we also have the NFL deciding not to use the electric measuring system instead of the chain game thank god which is good because we like the chain gang. We did it. Yeah, listen, we're very dumb, but sometimes the way that we watch football

is very smart in that we can tell you, oh, I like this, this is fun, versus no, that's too much technology. Yeah. And the chain gang is a part of football. I like having old guys who are 75 years old, they're wearing that white hat that doesn't fit them correctly,

the giant black vest with the X marker on it. I like that guy waddling out onto the field and holding up a chain next to a football. Stretching it out. Yeah. Yeah. To determine. And also again, it goes back to if you're rooting for either team in that situation, that's another win that you get during that game. When the chain's on your side, that's a bonus play that you get to cheer for. That's huge. We did it. We were the ones who said that we were going to fight for it. And boy, did we fight. We fought. We fought hard. We talked about it on a podcast one time. Yeah, and forgot about it until this very moment. Okay, let's do Hot Seat Cool Drone. Then we have Mount Rushmore of everything and an awesome interview with Jerry O'Connell. Hot Seat Cool

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Why? Boeing? Another Boeing explodes. What? During maintenance at Atlanta Airport, killing two Delta employees. Another? Another Boeing exploded.

What the fuck is going on? That Boeing, did that plane have information relating to the arrest of Hillary Clinton? I don't know, but I feel like they should be on a hotter seat. I think it's like agreed. I wish I knew if I was flying on a Boeing or not. I think you can't tell.

Yeah, you absolutely can look at your app. Look it up. All right, well Well tell you right away But what are you gonna do you're gonna? Like everything's a Boeing. Yeah, it should be on a hotter seat. So I'm putting them on the hot seat We're gonna group allegedly, but don't kill me. Yeah, Hank is very happy not suicidal. Oh looks like the tire exploded Shit. Well, that's two people dying that's terrible so Hank is just pointing something out but again he's not suicidal not suicidal I love my life do you everyone listed this podcast says that yeah like Hank said happy-go-lucky

guy yeah I yeah I am in my mind in my own personal mind. You're not trying to take that ultimate vacation hang No, not yet. Although summer is over But we got next summer coming up So is next summer you're already looking ahead I'll be honest. I'm looking I'm looking at Christmas. I'll throw one thing out there I am already looking ahead to chill week next week here That was like one of the best things we've done camp. It was great to to have we have additions of good Vibes weeks. Yeah all the haters out there that say that all Hank does is complain complain complain complain hanks Hank

You're demure. You know that oh Are you demure? I think Hank is I saw that I saw that most talk trend He's the most demure person on this podcast to find the other words language language or language of origin tick tock tick tock What does it mean? It means demure demure. I learned about Taiwan yesterday Demure today What is it? What's the definition? Have to ask you might not be I'm gonna just guess off the top of my head Can you use it as a serve? It's not your served modest and shy typically used of a woman. It means unbothered

You are to mirror You're a chick You choose classy over trashy. That's facts. Yeah, and isn't that lady's name LeBron? Isn't she the one that's making it famous believe so yeah, Hank and LeBron have a lot in Gary to Muir. What is it? What's the original video? I honestly hate that word why whoa? I never understood what it meant and every time people use it. I Just hate it. You never were like hey, I can just look this up real quick No, but it's like

Don't use That's not it's just the like the trendy like when people just hop on it No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, on TikTok and then every single team every single person yes how I know and I but I judge the people that just I'm on Hank's I follow them and just like wait use it without sometimes when it's funny it's funny time out but if you're just like alright everyone's using the mirror I'm used to me I agree I agree with what you're saying in that when everyone latches on to a word and it just becomes like you you have a word that you've never you'd never see and then you see it every single second you have a word that you've never, you never see and then you see it every single second for like a week straight. That's annoying. But do you

specifically not like the word demure? No, just, just the usage of it. Yeah. I just the people that are using it. I thought you were triggered by just the word. No, no, no. You know that something's up when you've, when you never heard a word and then all of a sudden you hear it three times in the same day. Right. like it is is the world conspiring against me with this word and and obviously this has happened You know over the last five years But every brand and team account has gone super cute And it's like they just are the first ones to hop on chuggy and kill it instantly yeah Yeah, very cutesy very mindful very demure. Oh, that's that's that's what that's what and you actually kind of

Wait, I crushed do that kind of look do the do the amigliata What's a drink of choice What is that? No, the spagliato. There's so many things that happen. I mean that was that one is all What's the last one? Oh study See like there's so that one's funny though many things that happen in our day-to-day lives I go that are objectively not funny correct, but because you've all seen the same video. It's funny Yeah, and it's also the what it's become is it's just funny if it's funny for like one single second Yeah, then everyone's like well. This will be funny for the next

Thousand seconds that's basically what you're talking who do you think is we should do an anonymous poll anonymous part of my take poll who is the most demure quarterback in the NFL reserved modest and shy typically used of a woman Deshaun Watson hmm served modest and shy Justin Herbert Yeah, I think he's most amure Dak Jalen hurts no Jalen hurts is demure the fuck. No. He's not yes. He is no he's not He's not He's not to mirror at all. He's got a fucking ass that he flaunts everywhere Brock Purdy Literally just existing with that ass well

What that ass do? Alright Boeing Just existing with that ass well what that ass do All right Boeing I'm a cool those pop punk okay Thank you back back on tour this weekend Oasis I think we might have to break. Oh, yes, you have to mean ronan just scream at each other and liver puddley and accents Yeah, throw bottles and shit Manchester. Oh, they're not from Liverpool. I'm pretty sure you'll, I'm pretty sure you're going to get fought over what you just said. Okay. What part of London? I think you're about to get, what part of the fuck, what part of London is Manchester? Cause I know that Liverpool is West London.

I think it's South London. Okay. South London, Manchester. Okay. My mistake. I just know. They're from Manchester PFT. Oh my God. Okay, I didn't know my London neighbor You're gonna get apologize because Liverpool is like that's where the bales are from Well, that's that's also Liverpool is one of the places in in the UK that I feel like it's like someone from Texas Yeah, they're like fuck you. Yeah, I'm not from England. I'm from Liverpool. Yeah, if someone was from Texas and you're like, oh, yeah They're just you know a Yankee. Yeah, Patty the bad York. Yeah, yeah, that's my mistake. So yeah, Manchester accents, but yeah, it'll be fun DC Friday Philly Saturday night tickets on sale pop punk rocks Raw X comm love it and maybe some maybe some guest appearances after parties after party at Barstool Sansa in

Philly awesome bar. Yeah should be good. Well the max will be in Philly, but he will not be at the show So you're moving he's moving I have a wedding I have a wedding I know but in case people connect any dots and see max's in Philly He will not be at the show because he doesn't care about you. That's not true. That's not true. Hey, are you going? No, we don't go to ask for the after parties. I was just curious if there would be one would you like to go hang? Where is it Philly? Where's the people are really? Nuts for hang all everyone. God they love you in Philly DC in Philly. I do love the the bar so bar and

Sansa Street. Yeah, it's a great bar. Okay, pfd your hot seat. Cool term. My hot seat is John Cena. Oh He's on the hot seat big time retirement tour johnson I don't know if you saw the recent bombshell report that came out in rolling stone today But apparently john cena follows multiple white supremacist twitter accounts. Oh, no Now the person that wrote this I don't know if they saw that john cena follows everybody. Yeah, he falls twitter 700,000 people. I also think you could have found something even more weird damaging than white supremacist Twitter accounts, okay? There's a bunch of those. I think all's me if you had if I didn't follow them. Oh really that's a power move also 857,000 people is this person gonna next tell us the Joey Batista

Follows some white supremacists hey Diggs probably known white supremacist. Yeah. Now, just saying that out loud made me realize John Cena's account should be locked, shouldn't it? Why? Because you can't see him. Oh yeah, true. You can't see any of his activity?

Yeah, I can't believe that they, someone actually wrote this story and didn't point out the fact that they just follow every single person. They might have. I didn't read the entire story. I just saw the first part of it and And they listed the accounts that he followed. But yeah, he follows 800. He follows like half of Twitter. Didn't we ask him about that?

And he said, it's a blessing to be able to see so many different people's perspectives. I just assume whenever someone does that, they just don't run their own account. Like, I don't think he's ever probably logged into his account. Yeah, that's probably true. Someone else is running it, following everyone.

But yeah, somebody else dig through John Cena's Twitter followers, and just see how bad you can make it for them. Haven't heard that. All right, so ex-hate speech is so common that celebs like John Cena follow white nationalists. This is, I mean, they have to mention it, right? Oh, I'm not paying for this article, nevermind.

Oh wait, they have to mention it. oh I'm not paying for this article nevermind oh wait they have to mention I'm sure they do okay either way John Cena hot seat oh yeah they do mention it Cena falls tons of users on the site more than 850,000 at this point what is his his his timeline has looks insane somebody should do one of those accounts that updates you on who he's following and who he's unfollowing yeah cuz I want to know like who he adds I actually just want to know how bad you have to be at Twitter for John Cena to unfollow you yeah you know I don't think he's ever unfollowed what would stand out enough where John C is like no not my cup I'll take the 860,000 other people I follow what was the

chicks name that Kyle Kuzma followed shit I unfollowed her. fuck. it was... today's? no it was not today's. I still follow AJ Teddys. for research. it was um... did she have a kid? shit. AJ? yeah she did. wow congrats. to her. uh Kyle Kuzma follows... oh man it was so funny. it was one of those ones that you're like you just can't follow just based on the username like some of the usernames you Can get away with because you just you know can get a little oh, what do they do who knows? All right, we'll figure it out keep going your cool throne my cool throne is Hang on. I just got an oh here. It is yep, miss thick overlord miss thick overload overload Miss thick overload a thick overload ENT so she's ear nose and throat Yep. Ms. Thick Overload. Ms. Thick Overload. Overload. Ms. Thick Overload.

Thick Overload E&T. So she's ear, nose, and throat. I think we knew the last part of that. Oh, I love it. I love it. My cool throne is going to be Angel Hernandez. Oh, what happened? Because he's not statistically the worst Major League Baseball umpire ever.

Who would that be? That honor goes to Scott Berry? He was behind home plate in The last innings of the Cubs Pirates game yesterday Mm-hmm might be back comes to be around 14 to 5 18 to 5 18 to 6 they were up kind of used up all our runs so a Position player from the Pirates got into pitch as you do sometimes blow it like these and there was a pitch that was 15 inches out of the strike Zone that was called a strike

Because he kind of lobbed it in and I also I'm not gonna blame him You just want to get out of there you want to get the fuck out of there at that point But it would also suck if you were up to bat and you know that your contract is parsed based on like every single statistical measurement that you can make correct and so every strike or strike out or if you get into a bad count unnecessarily that probably pisses you off too but I do stand with Scott Barry in this instance just because just call everything a strike right it should be like okay no matter what you can if you're a batter you should have the ability to take an intentional strike out right just like you have the ability

to intentionally walk someone yes agreed by way, Nathan Peterman just got cut. None of these really make sense though, because they all end up getting back on the team. You know what I mean? Like Nathan Peterman is going to be just a, he's going to be practice squad. Is he not? Is he eligible? I don't know. He's been in the league for a long time. I don't know what the rules behind that are. I think if you have like five or six years Okay, my hot seats. I have two one is dolphins The animal yes there's a report out of Tokyo that

They found and trapped a sexually frustrated dolphin that had allegedly frustrated dolphin that had allegedly raped over 200 people. No, 45 people. Over 200 miles. Sexually frustrated is one way to put it. Yeah. I think you would be sexually satisfied at that point. This dolphin went on a multi-year rampage sexually assaulting beach goers about 200 miles west of Tokyo.

Dolphin will reportedly bite people and rub its genitals on them if they get close. Teabagging. He's just been teabagging. Yeah, is that really? I don't know. It seems like just boys being boys. It does. Peyton Manning won co-MVP after doing something like this in college. Correct. Yes, that is true. People don't talk about that. My other hot seat is Will Compton memorabilia. So I'm in the business now. We're

going to create a museum for Wilcompton, our good friend in the handicapped stall of the back bathroom in the Barstool Chicago office. I've already procured one of his old jerseys, but if you have any Wilcompton memorabilia, I am buying. I want his teeth. I would love his teeth. I want to get, I will pay top dollar for Will Compton's old teeth. Anything Will Compton related we want to put up in the museum, which again will be in the handicapped stall of the back bathroom of the Chicago office.

When you get those veneers put in, they take out all your teeth, right? I don't know. I think they shave them down. Are they shaved? I don't understand how it works, but they do shave them. It's your real teeth, because I've also wondered that. I think they shave them down, and then they put the veneers in front.

If somebody can do a, like, you know, you go to the dentist and you do the plaster, and they give you the mouth, like, here. Yes, Will Compton's dentist, please hit us up. Will Compton's dentist, please hit us up, because we'd like to buy a plaster mold of his old teeth. I want to just recap. I want to have one of the greatest museums

we've ever put up. I think it would be the greatest. Will Celtics? The only. Yeah, the only museum. That we've ever put up. Yes, that's true. Give tours. Yeah. Yeah, gift shop. Yeah. I like it. Tours while someone's shitting. Have an audio. That's extra. One of those audio pieces that you can put in. We can just release a podcast actually. If all three. Black Friday we'll do a personalized tour while Will's shitting. I like that. Yeah, and we can record it and then that way anybody that ever goes into that bathroom in the future, they can just play that episode of the podcast and it's like you're getting

the tour with Will Compton Museum. If all three stalls are available in that bathroom. Go to Will Compton Museum every day? No, but before the museum existed. Are you going for the handicap? Yeah, usually. Yeah, yeah. In this office, yes.

I've just wondered that. I usually do too, but I think the correct move. I've wondered, because I've thought, I've realized that most people probably do that. The correct move if you're going for least trafficked is definitely the middle. I think the middle always gets the least amount of traffic. Yeah, I don't care about the traffic as much. I just care about the luxury.

Space. Yeah, you feel like you're in a penthouse. Now you're going to get to be in a museum. Who gets to shit in a museum? Us. That's us. My cool throne is us podcasters because Jason Kelsey and Travis Kelsey signed a hundred million dollar deal. Love that. Good for them. How does that put us on the cold throw? That means the market's just changed, bitch. Value goes up. I think that means we just get another board ape in our paycheck next week. Yeah, we can drive a hard line in the negotiation process. We should allow private equity to be able to invest in part of my

take. Saudis. I'd like to see the guaranteed money on that I would as well I'd also like to see if there's any notes on who has to be dated there's a good there's an escape clause hey break I'm have to start dating Rihanna come on dude how's the JLo thing going sounds did she get back to you I don't think, I want to get the 100 million. Alright, listen, we have a lot of famous women that listen to our podcast. Please reach out to us, and we'll do a dating show for Hank. But it's strictly based on who the most famous person is. A million followers or more. Yeah, actually that would be a great series.

Yes it would. Hank? I'm down for that. Would you be intimidated dating somebody that was way more famous and rich than you know I? Know fuck no. That'd be great. Yeah, they're richer. Yeah, Schumer Why not yeah, there we go I'm just gonna throw this out here Hank not political Not politically yes AOC we know that you love AOC's

Yeah, common would you date any singer? Any famous singer? Probably. Chappellrone. Sure. Liz Houghton. Sure. Nice. I don't think Chappell will be into you. Adele, who's getting married to you. I love Adele. I love Adele. Adele who's getting married. I love it. Oh, you're not I don't love Adele That's that's shit. Hayes is territory when Stephanie. Yes bangers She actually has like kids sprays kids that are like my age sexy red

She might be too much of a thought for me Billy strings, but I mean Hank think about it Billy strings. He's married But what if he said you know what this isn't working out for me, Hank, you're the one for me. Probably not. I'd go on a man-date with him. Okay. Okay. Who's your new guy? Did you find a new musician? Oasis? Crazy new man. You guys are like, you can have multiple musicians that you like. Would you date both of the Gallagher Brothers at the same time? I'm a Liam guy. Are you? But he's not someone you date. That's just like a fling. Yeah, okay Very funny video that that I saw yesterday of him talking to like a fourth-grade class

Oh, yeah, so good, and they were like okay. You have any questions for Liam and one kid was like yeah Do you get what he said do you get the treats after you get treats after you do a good concert? And he's like sort of yeah of sorts Sweets yeah sweets. Yeah, okay, Huey your hot-seat cool throne. Yeah my hot seat The Detroit Tigers okay, particularly Javi Baez Oh My guy so Javi Baez will be out for the rest of the season this year with a right hip surgery That doesn't sound good. No and this completes his third year out of a six-year contract with the Tigers

In three years with the Tigers. He's uh, he's ranked as the second worst hitter in baseball among 285 players who stepped up to the plate at least 250 times. Yep, and in three years He has a total of 36 home runs. And he has three years left on that contract, right around $75 million. Still has to be paid to him. And it's just a bad contract all around, another reminder of how bad it's been. And we're not out of the storm yet. We still have to deal with that big money.

Is that a win for the Cubs? Shed and Theo, yeah. Oh yeah. So the Cubs essentially, they can sleep at night knowing that they got rid of all their other good players because they're like at least We didn't keep this one guy. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, and Pete Crowe Armstrong not exactly a hitter But he did have an inside the park home run did in 14 seconds the other night was pretty fucking fast. Yeah Pretty cool. Yeah, but cool throne Reese's particularly angel Reese oh okay new sponsor you love WMS sponsor of Reese's they've dropped a collection a

merch jerseys the whole nine yeah I'm sure some candy is gonna be around the corner maybe a basketball shaped Reese's coming potentially. Big things coming. It tastes like sour grapes. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. She also, speaking of Angel Reese, we might be, she's also on the Cool Throne, but we might be on the Hot Throne.

She has a podcast. Yeah, she does have a podcast. She does? Unapologetically Angel. Yeah, unapologetically Angel. What about? She's dropping tea. What if you, no, I think she saysing clock and see she's clocking tea because this is a problem in the podcast space a lot of people

With the blogs think that they clock the tea But if you clock your own tea before they clock your tea Then they don't actually have the real tea because you've already clocked it yourself got it Clock and tea would you would you date Angel Reese? Yeah, okay? We could make here. We go here. We go chai Barbie. Yeah Here we would be so upset. I'd be supportive. I'd be support That would be a power couple That would be a power couple. Yeah, Hank. You got to start think you'll hire kids could get it We got a we got a milk you the tagline for her pocket

I want to I want to milk you for everything Please milk you yeah, what's your tagline? Uh what they gonna say now? Oh? I like that Like Jason Tatum quote right hey what that's a Jason Tatum quote no stuff curry no Invented that you're not gonna respond okay. He's not taking the bait it's not. No, it's not. No, it's not. No, it's not. No, it's not. No, it's not.

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His best friend, Huey. He's not talking right now. so he can talk at any point, chime in if he needs to. He's not talking right now. Jerry just talks so people know your fantasy preview is coming up in a second. Hibbity dibbity. Okay, so there's Jerry. We're gonna do the Mount Rushmore of everything. Mount Rushmore of everything.

Now, Hank. Yes. You run the risk of officially losing. Yeah. I think it's over. If you lose this Mount Rushmore, you are now down four points to PFT. I think if he comes in second in either of the next two, it's over. Yes. Yeah. I have to avoid last place like the plague. Was there any issues with how last Mount Rushmore was voted on? No issues. PFT had a good, you know, very basic looking draft. He did a good job. Was was there any issue with the phrasing of memes tweet?

No, I mean, memes brought it up to my attention. He was like, oh, I realize I, you know, I usually do every single Mount Rushmore we've ever done in the history of this podcast has been prefaced with who won today's Mount Rushmore Yesterday memes and accidents happen. He's a busy guy. He's got a lot of stuff going on. He just phrased it What got left off the list with the poll and I don't believe this but some people online the few of the proud the the Hank fans very few they brought to my attention that based off of the wording in the tweet, people might have been voting off who's

got, like, who had the worst list. Oh! I don't necessarily think that. I don't either. Yeah, so at first when memes brought it up, I was like maybe there's something to this, maybe memes is right, but then Hank was adamant about it not affecting the result of the poll. So I'm gonna go with what Hank says. Yeah. Good guy, Hank. So Friday, you might be, depending on how this goes, you might be picking out of a hat. Yeah. I'm assuming that's going to happen. Okay. This is PFT's pick. So I'm sure he's got a good draft. What? You've wanted to do Mount Rushmore of everything. No, we talked about this in the group chat a couple of weeks ago. Yeah.

Into the season, we're going to do the Mount Rushmore of everything but yesterday. We had the conversation Well, this could be the last Mount Rushmore the season could be the Mount Rushmore of everything but what yeah That's you saying you didn't we didn't have a conversation yesterday where you said what about Mount Rushmore of everything? Well, that was one of the ones that we had said we would do the last week, right? But you brought it up you back to fiction. This is last week. We had the choice I don't think I suggested but oh, it's on camera. Oh, we'll see. Okay. We'll look at the tape. Okay Well, I think what's important is that is that Hank Hank's? Sportsmanship is so good this year. Yeah, I

Do tomorrow and you said everything okay? I don't know why you're I don't know why you're in denial I'm out rush more of everything weird. Well, the good news is Hank You have the first pick I do and that's huge in this it is huge huge So Mount Rushmore of everything Hank trying to stay alive What is your first pick? I? Am going to go with having sex. Okay. Okay. Okay, you're learning. I thought for sure he was gonna take Okay. Okay. You're learning. I thought for sure he was going to take boobs. I was like, booze are still on the table. Right? Yeah. Booze are on the table. Yeah. Of course. Okay. Good pick. Good pick, Hank. Having sex. I'll take boobs. Okay. I'll take boobs. That's

a good second pick. Good. Good. Second pick, Max. Great pick. So I'm up third, huh? You're up third. You know what? I'm just gonna say football. Okay. Football is my... Football is my 1-1. Yeah, it's my first pick. Yeah, no, that's a great one. That's a great one. It sounds like you guys are pandering a little bit with yours, but that's okay. Yeah. Alright, so I have two picks. If you had to choose one for the rest of your life, you'd choose football. I'd choose football. Yeah, absolutely. I'm not having any more kids. I'd take football. Yeah, absolutely. I'm not having any more kids.

I take football. Easy. Easy. Okay. I'll go with music. Music. Need music. And personal pick ice cream. Interesting music and ice cream music and ice cream music and ice cream. Interesting. Music and ice cream. Music and ice cream. Music and ice cream. Alright my second pick I'm gonna go with beer. Okay. So I got football and beer. Yeah I mean I love ice cream so I don't. I love beer. I would take ice cream over beer. I would take beer for the rest of your life? I think I would take beer over ice cream. Yeah. I'm also gonna, I did zero prep for anything. Same.

I don't have a single list of anything. Same, I'm not feeling good about music and ice cream. I'm gonna gonna I did zero prep for insane. I don't have I don't have Anything ice cream. I'm gonna go with movies. Oh What's your favorite movie of all time back I'm gonna either go with kangaroo Jack Standby me Jerry McGuire scream Just any of those really? Yeah, those are good pick a Jerry for when for when I beat Hank and Mount Rushmore He finished his last can you just give us a quick you guys want to see a dead body?

Were you mad that we didn't pick that line Jerry when we did the quotes? I just thought you missed You missed an opportunity you missed you missed points on the board you look You left points off the board. How did you say that phrase? How do you say that quote? Typically I charge money on cameo for this but I'll give it to you guys for free You guys want to go see a dead body. Oh, that's good chills Wow Wow a tank It's a little more fucked up coming from a skinny Jerry O'Connell better when it's husky I think you're up. All right. I'm gonna go with a dog that loves you. Okay and

Winning the lottery. Yeah winning the lottery winning the lottery I don't don't like 90% of people that win the lottery get divorced dead or broke within like two years Well, they gotta do the rest three years. I take they don't don't take the lump sum or no you do you do take the And no anonymous. Yeah, you take the lump sum You're saying you take the best annuity where you get paid like every year for the next 50 years dollar tomorrow It's not gonna be a dollar next week. Yeah, you invest it Biden you invest it Okay winning the lottery winning the lottery and a dog that loves you. OK, Max, fuck.

I weren't going to take dogs. No, I just didn't think I forgot that I was up. I'm going to meatballs. All right. I had as a fourth round grade. Yeah, that's no, I had as a fourth round grade, too, but I couldn't think of a third So I just thought I would go with it now. Okay

Okay, I'm gonna take living in the good old USA. Okay living in the United States. Let's go America. Yep And oh no, you have to use one pick. All right, I will go so I have I have music and ice cream. Let me just go, I'll just go drugs and gambling, my last two picks. Solid, okay. Yeah. All right, what kind of drugs? Even it out, any kind.

All drugs. Drugs and gambling. Okay, Prylisac. Sure. Okay. That helps. Afrin. Yeah, actually, Afrin should be on this list.

Yeah, I mean, you could do it the PG way, like, hey, it would suck if we didn't have Tylenol and antibiotics and we would all be dead when we were like 12 years old from black lung. Or you could do the other way and be like, hey, weed's pretty nice. Yeah, it is. And other stuff. It is nice. Is this my pick? Yeah. I'm going to go with family. Oh, nice. Family. I feel like family is a

strong one. Your family. If you don't have your family, Hank was lucky enough to be able to bring his dad in from Mount Rushmore earlier this week. That's the kind of thing that you got to cherish. Family. True. All right. Max. I'm going to go with part of my take. Oh nice bit narcissistic. Wow. Okay. I should have gone first podcast off the board. Yep. Hank is really thinking hard. There's a lot on there. There's one that you really love. Vacation. Yeah it is. That Good pick. You gotta pick it. I was gonna go, is it done? No, yeah, it's done. Draft over? Yeah, yeah. What were you gonna pick? Well, PFT, we were talking about how PFT used to back in the day try and be funny because it's a comedy podcast and pick funny picks. Yeah. But he kind of stopped doing that and just... Well, when

we made a punishment and I started coming in last place because people don't like the outlier picks then you Got it you get adapt to the game Hank, but we were just reminiscing on how old funny How old pfd used to be so funny, but I was gonna I knew this was gonna be the line of attack comedy dude. There's truth in comedy comedy is true But I was gonna go with just warm clothes out of the dryer. Oh. But I had, I was PFT.

Now Hank. Vacation's a great thing. Now Hank, Hank, real quick. That wouldn't happen to be the first thing that pops up when you Google what are the best things on earth, would it? That wouldn't happen to be the first thing on the first link that you click on. You needed help on the Mount Rushmore. I've been doing OPPO research on Hank for the last like six Mount Rushmore drafts and

Hank always goes with whatever that first list on Ranker.com is. No. Yes, you live on that list. Mount Rushmore of everything is the easiest Mount Rushmore to do. Yeah, and I didn't use any of them. You typed in, what are the best things on earth? And I didn't use any of them. Factor fiction.

But you wanted to use... No. You wanted to use putting on clothes out of the dryer. Yeah. I thought about it. Things that got left off. Buffalo wings, pizza, steak, melted cheese, melted cheese, money, coffee, coffee. Great one, Jerry. The F15 Eagle. Yup. Video games. Yeah. I was going to say video games. And then part of saw a part of my take, the logo, and I was like, I should just say that. Yeah. Oh, you know what's a big miss? Dingers? Yeah, dingers are great. Big miss. Getting a good night's sleep.

Yeah. Fuck. Sleep. Sleep is a very good one. Fast car? Boats? Fast cars. Let's start. Boats. Boats are cool. Uh... Yeah. Yeah, boats are okay boats are okay cheese selling your boat is good Yeah, oh he said melted cheese being on a boat is cool being on a boat's fun being on a boat is awesome

Nobody took vaginas no blowjobs. I guess that's in sex What else chicks fuck chicks got left off chicks She's getting paid, getting drunk. College. No, come on. A lot of work. Yeah, but not really. March Madness. Pretty good. Pretty good. Football. Football clears though. Football does clear golf. Definitely golf. Jerry, what else did we miss? football does clear golf. Definitely golf. Jerry, what else did we miss? Like coffee.

Being retired. PFT said vagina. That's a good one. Sugar walls. It's about it. Coffee and vagina. Coffee and vagina. Anything else? That's it. French fries. Oh, fries are good. Fries are really good. What else? Burg What else burgers burger soup Soup would have been a tough pick. I think on this Oh getting out of a getting out of a speeding ticket some sort of traffic violation canceling plans. Oh, that's good

Hank was that little smirk for I'm gonna look up on this list of this thing. Oh, man. He's going full AI You you picked some of the things on the way Did no I didn't family. Oh Shit was on the list I Just I'll be honest. I looked at the top thing on the list I saw was putting on warm clothes out the dryer family might be on the list but family I feel like that's fairly generic that is pretty generic

Interesting no, I don't need a computer to do my list so do we were on yourself Do we remember what's in the hat if we have to on Friday do the hat it is? We're gonna have to go back. Well, the nine darters not possible. We talked about it like a night. You have one veto Okay, so that's gonna be the nine darter. It's ruffin' rowdy ring girl. It's and calendar suit and calendar I don't know well ruffin rowdy ring girl and photo shoot while you're wearing the Rough and Routy Ring Girl outfit. It's winning a season of college football. On Heisman. I thought we agreed that everything should be a stream.

Yeah, true. But the Rough and Routy is a stream. But. All right, what was, LeBron's points? LeBron's points. But like this is where, I mean, it is what. What? It is what it is.

You haven't lost yet, Hank. It is what it is. What? We go through these things, we say, all right, Where it is what what it is you haven't lost yet Hank it is what it is what? We we go through these things we say all right We're gonna pick a punishment everyone pick a punishment Then we push it off then we push it off then we say all right everyone pick a punishment Everyone picks a punishment we say this is going in a hat after they go in a hat We then decide everything has to be a stream even though half the things in the hat aren't a stream And so even though there's things in the hat which we all agreed upon somehow it's gonna

have to be something that's a stream even though some of the things in the hat aren't a stream most of the things are streams though the rough and rowdy one is not but like you guys are gonna be like it has to be rough and rowdy is a stream buddy right but the calendar shoot like well that's just behind that's for team talking is not a stream so stream. So why don't we just, why don't we get it to just three stream things or four stream things? Okay, I know, I'm just saying it's just, it is, and I'm obviously lashing out because I have to do the punishment, but it's like we come to this agreement before the punishment,

before the season starts for a reason, so then to then change it after the season's over. I feel like you were part of the conversation that said it should be a stream. But that was, but that still. But like before your moment right now, you were like, yeah, it should be a stream. But now that you lost, you're like. But why didn't we decide this before?

Okay, so it's very simple. What other punishments are not streams? I don't know. Tick tock one? I don't know, we gotta go back and check. What do you think, watching this live, happen? What's going through your head? Hank, you to call your daddy

You haven't even lost yet Hank get a landline to know I'm fine with whatever I'm fine with whatever I just the only one that I would veto is nine daughter because that's literally no one could do that except for like Michael Vanker one I Van Gerwen. I think you could. Oh, Michael Van Gerwen. I think you could do it. I think you could do it. If I have a veto, it's going to that. I think you could do it. We wouldn't do maybe the exact distance. If you were a little closer, you could probably do it.

Would be an electric stream. You said I have a veto, right? Yeah, you do. Yeah. Okay. Good Mount Rushmore. Let's uh. How do you feel about your Mount Rushmore, Hank? I think it's over. I think again, new PFT has figured it out. He's gonna come in second. Yeah. No laughs but good. It would be a

shame if. I actually come in first. I'm feast for famine. I'm like Adam Dunn. I either hit a dinger, get first place, or come in last place.'m feast for famine I'm like Adam Dunn either hit a dinger get first place or come in last place it would be a shame if the AWLs made Fridays Mount Rushmore do or die you can't you're skewing the vote it would be a shame election fraud would be shame I'm not I'm not involved literally stop the steal stop the steal yeah like that would be a real shame such a shit first I'm willing doesn't matter take away some of my points here I heard that I want to get penalized for this I'll get penalized that you're shipping this podcast down to

Central and South America and getting all these new voters and trying to weigh it for you guys I would I don't like classic people. I want to I want them to vote. This is democat. This is one of them I want to vote the right way. I want to I want them to vote this is democat this I want both I want both the right way I want to I want to vote the right way just thinks that Jerry And I invite big catch your next Kamala rally and get a lot of Mount Rushmore Yeah, one less Mount Rushmore. We won't do a Mount Rushmore Friday. No, I mean if it's over it's over true It'll be over good job. He's taking grass. Thank you. You did great. Thanks, and we'll see what happens with the vote tomorrow Yeah, I'm sure memes will get the caption right and it'll be fine. Yeah Okay, let's get to our interview with Jerry O'Connell. We'll get back to Jerry O'Connell in a second

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done. Very very very. I'm blushing. Jerry Jerry Jerry Jerry Jerry very very Jerry very very very. What if the whole podcast was me just doing that and then I just said, all right, thanks for coming. Very special guest, Jerry O'Connell. Oh man, thank you so much. That's so kind of you. I can't believe I think I got three more Berries than Caleb.

Yeah, you did. I think that was the maximum amount of Berries. I don't think I can go further than that. I speak on behalf of all AWLs. When you popped up on that show, I was by myself in a corporate apartment naked actually because I, I didn't bring many clothes to me. So I had to wash like my under, I had to wash everything and then make sure I put it in the dryer. So I had underwear the next day and I I went fucking berserk, fellas. Naked.

That was crazy. Yeah, it was fun, yeah. That was unreal. That was unreal. So, Jerry's here. So funny, this show has been like our little secret as AWLs and like, it's like big time. I was so proud of you guys.

I had an overwhelming feeling of pride. And I gotta tell you, as an actor, sometimes you see people moving up and you're like, Oh man, like why aren't I in Deadpool? I, I, I, I go to the gym and it's so different like with you guys. I had such, I almost cried. I appreciate it. It was, yeah, it was very cool and it was very fun for our fans to see us in a show that we all love and have been watching for a very long time. So Jerry, fantasy football preview. Uh, we have to set the table though, because Jerry is such a committed guest and part of this show that we texted him. We're like, Hey, fantasy football preview. We're going to do it the week before labor day. Uh, and he's like, great, I'll fly in any time.

You flew in when? So tell us what the last 12 hours have been, because you have your briefcase. I think you went to Planet Fitness this morning. Yeah. So when did you fly in? Are we a Planet Fitness podcast? We can be now, yeah.

We're a fitness podcast. I, yeah, I have a membership to the old PF, and I can go to anyone really in the world. Universal. Yeah, I papered the Universal one. And I just went there. I just did a little lift. You flew it, you took the red eye?

I took the red eye. So you landed at O'Hare at like 6 a.m. Went to Planet Fitness. That's right. And then came here. Chest and bice. Chest and bice. What's in your briefcase?

So in my briefcase, this is like just stuff I bring because for those who don't know, for those who may be like first seeing me here, and Huey, I should probably introduce myself. My name is Jerry. I'm sort of the fantasy expert here on part of my team. I don't think he's in the booth right now. No, he's right there. Okay, I can't see him.

Yeah. And I don't think it's sort of. You are. Well, yeah. Huey, do you have any clue who I am? Huey's... Oh, there he is. There he is. He's tucked away. Yeah, I know who you are. How would you describe Jerry O'Connell to somebody that's never watched TV before? Um... Or movies? We got headphones issues. Oh, he's, he's, he used to be an actor.

No, no, no, no. His big hits were in the past. Oh, no, no, no. He's married to a supermodel. Yep. Yes. One of the most beautiful ever. Thank you. And you know. Yeah. And he lost some weight. Well, I mean, I didn't. You were fat. Well, I was a husky. First of all, I was husky.

I was never fat. You were a husky child. I was a husky child. And I just grew. But listen, by the way, I should also note that a lot of the people here on this podcast are in incredibly good shape. When I hugged a lot of you fellas this morning,

I felt firmness. Yeah. Big Cat are getting the best shape of her lives. We're about to be 40. Cause what, your body when you're 40, that's your body for the rest of your life. Yeah. So wait, so Jerry, what is in the briefcase? So in the briefcase I just bring them so I I manage your

Fantasy league with the Mike's still on in the booth Yeah, guys. I know I used to be an actor Huey, but you got to turn the mic off when I'm in here. Mm-hmm. I Can't believe he said I used to be an actor. He's on TV every day, Huey. That's Huey. I mean, you know, I mean, I listened to all the NBA hole podcasts before you come here. I'm a big fan. And you hit me with the, he used to be an actor. I was in Kangaroo Jack, motherfucker. That's right. Yeah. And his name's being tossed around for the next Marvel movie. That's true. That's not true. No, we just

Hey Jerry Jerry. I heard that Jerry is he's in consideration. Yeah, it's not true. I'm not I Would require me to go to Planet Fitness a lot more it will require me to get a private trainer at Planet Fitness Yeah, it's like steroids like Hank No steroids You got your briefcase here. I got my briefcase. I love the briefcase because you get on a plane, I assume first class. Do you do first class? No, exit row. Exit row, okay. Because you're a hero. You're a first responder in case something happens. I like that. No, it's a red eye. I bought the ticket myself and the price to buy a first class ticket at last minute was just the price of a used automobile.

So I just went to exit row. Did you raw dog the flight? I actually took a couple of Tylenol PMs. Oh, bad boy. Yeah. Be careful with those. Well, you have to time them out perfectly You have to wait till the flight is definitely leaving and it's going, you know

And you're boarding and then you just chew them and just get in your exit row Kick your shoes off and then get ready for the fantasy podcast Yeah, so you got your briefcase and I love that you bring that briefcase on playing because it looks very official looks very business Like yeah, but what's in it? Um, so, uh, I mean, really what's in it? Like, I mean, I have my shorts that I wore at plan of fitness this morning. I have a rough draft of what I'm going to say here today. And then, um, I have the, uh, final draft. I also have some deodorant here that I put on.

Get some of this. Yeah. Yeah, please. Yeah. Let's do the belly as well. Did you, does your wife know you're not home right now? So listen, here's the deal. My wife knew I was coming to do this podcast.

Okay. Now I have to talk to you guys because I manage your fantasy team that is in the high roller league. Yes. Okay. fantasy team that is in the high roller league yes okay so I know it costs a substantial amount of money and I've been managing it I think this is my third year prayers for tomorrow those who don't remember that's that's a call back to we were in the championship game when Damar Hamlin went down, say it? Press for Demar.

And we were trailing by, I think, five or six points and the person who I was playing said, that's it, I'm champion. And I was not on the text chain and we were talking about the negotiations that were gonna happen and And the negotiation was they had Josh Allen as a quarterback and we had Joe Burrow. I think it might have been the other way around. We might've had Josh. Either way, we were going to win. I think we had whoever scored first and

was getting ready to light it up. Okay, so then we did that too. Yeah. Yeah. Because we had Joe Burrow and then the other person I was playing who I didn't know but is obviously some sort of celebrity and high roller because the buy-in is pretty significant said, I'm the champion. And I was like, no, no, no, you got to fight this. Like you got to fight this. Like we need to complete an entire game. So then it was decided that the following week we would play Joe Burrow and Josh Allen and the next week like Joe Burrow was playing I don't know whoever has a tough defense. Yeah we got screwed. Yeah. But the

prayers for tomorrow. Right and we lost and listen I want to come here today because I you were kind enough to put me on the text chain with all those celebrities. It's not going well. Toss you in there. I think it's going pretty well. I don't know. I was actually a little bit worried that we were going to get kicked out of the league the other day. And Jerry, I love your initiative. I love your passion when it comes to fantasy football. But Jerry, you took it upon yourself because you're a self-starter. You said, I want everybody to be able to get some mock drafts in under the belt. So let's figure out this order about a week before we do the draft.

You win through mock drafts. You know that, right? You mock draft win, yes. Yeah, you practice. You gotta get reps in, right? Gotta get reps in. It's like anything else. So Jerry just sends a video out of nowhere

to the group chat of himself shirtless at a beach somewhere. It looks like you were at a beach. And you've got a hat and you put all the names in the hat and the camera angle. I don't know if you did this on purpose, but the camera angle doesn't show below the belt whatsoever. So it appears that you could be nude in this video. I couldn't really see it was very sunny out and I was not wearing my glasses at the time, so I couldn't really see anything.

Right. So Jerry proceeds to do the draft order and no one asked him to do it. But again, I don't have a problem with somebody needs to take the bull by the horns. Yeah. Get the ball rolling. We didn't have a draft order. Yeah. We didn't have a draft order less than a week. Yeah. So Jerry does this video and he puts all the names into the hat and then he reaches down and pulls out the first name and Jerry, what is the first team that you drafted? It's our team. Oh, so he picked us first overall. Hell yeah. You can imagine the reaction from the group chat though. It varied from like, oh, he cheated. He took his own team to somebody saying who is this? Right? Why is this man doing our draft order? Right. So Jerry had

to clear it up real quick and so on. Unlike Huey, he didn't say they didn't say he used to be an actor. They just said, who is this? Yeah, but then Jerry pointed out very helpfully. I was in Kangaroo Jack, I'm a fantasy football expert. And then he posted a picture of him and his lovely supermodel wife. Yes. Who is very, very attractive, respectfully. I'm a big fan of your wife.

I've been a big fan of your wife since I was 12 years old. All of a sudden. Huge fan when I was 12. Especially when we were 12. When I was 12, I was a massive fan. 12, 13, 14, those those were are yeah respectfully respectfully okay okay thank you knock it out of the park respectfully thank you so Jerry does the draft order and then there's a bunch of pushback against it and then Jerry

hops into the chat to defend himself and he wins the chat over nice as you do I think you won the chat over eventually they were like were like, OK, this guy's funny. I like him. So what's the problem? So there's no problem right now, except we might. I thought for a second we might get asked to leave the fantasy league. But I think you won us back over.

And now we're trying to decide whether or not to use Jerry's draft order or have to do a random. You have to. Well, what are you going to do? Just have like a random, like a random-mater, like pick all the picks? Yeah, right now, we put it going to do? Just have like a random, like a random mater, like pick it, pick all the picks? Yeah, right now it's, we put it up to a vote and it says, I think there's four votes for redoing the draft order and then one vote for keep Jerry's draft order. All right, well, aren't you add all of us to the chain?

And just blow it up? Yeah, we'll stuff the ballot. Okay, we can do that. I don't know, would the vote still pull up, show up though? I don't think it would. Maybe not. Now, Jerry, you did turn the group chat green. That was a sticking point for a lot of people. Yeah, that's a dick move.

I think there are 13 or 14 people in this group chat. Jerry was the first non-iPhone user. Have you thought about getting, like Walter White in Breaking Bad has a second cell phone for dealing drugs? You just have a fantasy football cell phone? I'll never do it. No? Never. I'll never do it. No ever. I won't do it You're an Android guy. I'm an Android guy. That's it mostly because um

My entire family are all Apple people And I just want that like one degree of like they can't facetime me or get in touch with that. Oh, that's smart It's like one degree of like we were trying trying to reach you, dad, and we couldn't reach you. And if you have that Android, like just that one extra step, it's just a little bit of freedom. So I had one other question before. What was the DM you sent to Max yesterday?

Oh, I wanted to, I just, I have some things that I wanna say because I have to talk about who we're gonna draft if we're still about it. Yeah, yeah, no, we're gonna get to all of it. But listen, I have some things that I wanna say because I have to talk about who we're gonna draft if we're still allowed. No, we're gonna get told. But listen, I also wanna ask, I would like to help out with the buy-in for this. No.

Like, no listen, if you would just whisper to me what one third would be, don't say it on air because it's like, it'll be upsetting how much it is. So just. $50,000. What? No, I'm just kidding. Yes. Just whisper to me what it actually is. I believe it. $50,000 No, I'm just kidding

You're gonna you're not gonna be able to fly exit seat anymore so the math would be it's a tough fraction It's good at math. Yeah Okay, okay You know what? Why don't we take care of it? Let me... We'll handle this off-launch. I think I can handle it. Let me call my wife and see if I can...

Okay, good. Yeah, yeah. Because I actually had a question for her as well. All right, just give me one second. Maybe she's home. She was introduced to the AWLs when we were on Grit Week. Give me one second here. Okay. week. Give me one second here.

Come on, pick up. Please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please. Hello? Honey, hey, uh you're live on PMT. It's Jerry. Huh? Uh you're live on that podcast that I do. Um the podcast that I'm always talking about and we listen to. The Bing Bong guys? Yes, they are the Bing Bong guys. This is Big Cat, this is PFT, Huey didn't know I was still an actor. Becca? Hello? Yeah, hold on. I'm... I was about... I was taking the kids to school. Okay, but hold on a second.

I want to join their fantasy league. And it's going to cost... Hold on. Can you call me back in one second? Call me back. I think that went well. We'll call her back. I think that's a maybe. I think that went well. We'll call her back. It's not a no. So Jerry, I actually had a question about your wife supermodel. Yeah, respectfully

She was introduced to AWLs because we were in grit. We were on grit week. Sure in LA you were in somewhere else You were trying to get her to let us come over to watch hard knocks, right? She you tweeted out You know, hey, please let the fellas come over for hard knocks. I'm not there. My wife is not an AWL. She quoted and said, are these your bing bong friends? And then all the AWLs introduced themselves to her in a respectful way. What was her reaction to that?

She doesn't really know what, who you are, what I do here at all. It's not like a secret relationship that I have with at all. It's not like a secret relationship that I have with you guys. It's just... You just drive to a park in secret and send videos to us that she doesn't know. Well, listen, typically during the season, you guys record on Sundays for your Monday show.

Correct. If Max remembers to push the button. And that's like family time, and my wife is pretty adamant about not making plans on Sundays. So if I do come and see you it does have to be Sort of off hours. Yeah sort of secretive here. Let me wait. That wasn't enough time Jerry. She's dropping off the kids No, let me this is not gonna go well again She'd say one minute she's gonna hate us. She's gonna hate us, Jerry. She's gonna hate us.

Hello? Hey honey, can you talk for like two minutes? Okay, hi. So they, um, by the way I should introduce you. This is Big Cat and PFT. They're huge fans. Huge fans. Big fan. Huge fan. Respectfully. What the hell kind of a name is what does PFT stand for? It's a long story. It's we can get into it later. It's pro football. It's pro football talk. He left comments on it. It doesn't matter, honey. They they are part of a fantasy league and I would like to join it is going to cost 1-10th of repairing our driveway Second but remember tomorrow Hamlin the man with the heart condition say it fellas Chris for tomorrow and Remember that I came close What do you think?

This could be a very victorious moment for all of us I just need to because we have a we have a joint account. So you'll see if I send Venmo someone money. Oh, hey, you walk around the house muttering about Kendrick Bourne. You mutter to yourself. Your girls still play volleyball? Oh, yes. Still blue coffee and I'll deal for wherever they go to college. We're getting an offer to pay the girls, if they play volleyball. At the University of Wisconsin, actually. That's the only place they can do that. Yeah, they may be Div 4. OK.

University of Wisconsin. Yeah. Yes, it's a great school. Badger. Great school. Go Badgers. Are these the guys who argue for hours about the color of cheese?

This is it. That's us. Badgers. Um, are these the guys who argue for hours about the color of cheese? That's us. Yeah. Oh, uh, do you think, uh, what was it? What color is cheddar? Where are we on that? Yellow. Well, what's your answer? It's yellow. Yeah. Okay. What about Pepper Jack? Did somebody say orange? No, what about Pepper Jack? Pepper Jack is like pale yellow, right? Oh no! She's a Hank rider. Be careful, Jerry.

Oh wow. Hank's the angry one? Yeah, Hank's the angry one. Yes, yes. Yes, Hank is always angry. He knows us well. Wow, you do know that you are an AWL, Rebecca. I've turned you into an AWL.

What do you say? Can I take 10% to fix our driveway and give it to these guys? Hello? You can join the fantasy league, but you need to do one thing. Oh no. Oh God. Yes. You got to win. Oh, I love it! All right. Fire me up! Love you, babe. Thanks for coming to the show. All right. Oh, yes! Oh man, that was fun. You got a good one there. Thanks for coming to the show. All right. I'm doing it.

Oh, yes! Oh, man. You got a good one there. You got a good one there. Man, that was like Adrian Taraki. We probably should have kept her on though to see what happens if you don't win. Because I feel like that was if you don't win, there's something bad coming. All right, so I'm in.

I'll get you that money somehow. So what did you send Max before we start? You sent Max a random DM? Yeah, I did. I just wanted him to know that um I just wanted him to know that Wow, that was like that was like that was so much better than you calling it Darren Revelle. Um, uh That really went well there. We're good fighting or he likes us. Yeah, it sounds like she's a fan. Yeah That's I think we should yeah, we should probably meet her. Yeah, it sounds like she's a fan. Yeah. That's incredible. I think we should, yeah. We should probably meet her. Yeah, thank you for not.

Would you like to come on the show? My wife? Yeah. I mean. I'll get her number and I'll set it up. Just take, just tone it down with like the 12 year old stuff and like intensely, like with crazy eyes.

No, it was when we were 12. Yeah, I know. So it's not talking about other 12 year olds, it's talking about herself. It was just kinda, it was a little awkward Well, you remember Yeah, but it's just a little awkward. Okay, come on cover of the swimsuit issue Jerry a number of times I think three times. Um, was she on the body paint one? I don't know if she was on the body paint She had this one that had a zipper that went right down the middle. Yeah

Yeah, oh, I remember it's different. Yes was really good. This is not okay. This is inappropriate a little bit. Yeah, sorry. It's so that's way in the past. We're almost 40. You sent Max a DM just saying, Max, let's get into it today. Well, I just because I have because because I get after this is what I do as your manager if I'm still in the league, and I'm managing it I just I have to break down fantasy stuff for you guys it's also fun as an AWL because

you typically talk a lot about gambling so it's fun to have a little fantasy show yeah and Huey while I used to be an actor I also, I'm sort of the fantasy expert here. Pardon my take. Here we go. Our strategy this season. Now last season, I know I said you gotta draft Fields and Darren Waller early. Yeah, who could forget?

And that was a double miss. It's a rare double miss. Typically if you make bold statements like that, I think Pft you said I'm standing on the table. I'm doing that. Okay, my captain. Yep Yeah, you you you stood on the table for a guy who got traded for six round picks back up now To Russell Wilson possibly starting and another guy who retired Yes, he was going through some personal stuff You know, I'm sorry to hear about his personal life, but Yes, he was going through some personal stuff.

You know, we're sorry to hear about his personal life. But yeah, it was a double it was a double miss. I hope that doesn't scare you away from making bold statements this year, though. It doesn't. Because here's my bold state. Here's our theme for this season in drafting. There are so many talented wide receivers in the fifth, sixth, seventh and eighth rounds that we don't have to draft wide receivers until the fifth round.

Now, if one comes up in draft in like, you know, if Garrett Wilson is there at the end of the second round, you've got to take him. You know what I'm saying? But I don't think we're gonna touch a wide receiver till the fifth, sixth, seventh, and eighth rounds. And I'm gonna, it's cause Devonta Smith, okay Max, is there. Adunze is there, Keenan is gonna be there. Curtis Samuel, I know people are sleeping on him.

He's gonna be the wide receiver one in Buffalo. Rashi Rice, T motherfucking Higgins is going in the fifth round in the fifth round. We can wait. We can wait. So that said, also, I'm definitely going to Buffalo Wild Wings to do my draft. They have great internet, you know, let's go fantasy. Yeah, let's go football. Yeah, yeah. Okay. Ring and you can talk. All right. So here we go. Let's start with the NFC East, okay, Max? Love it.

Now, Max. Ready. I wanna draft all the Eagles, all of them. Every single one of them. Love it. We're definitely drafting Devonta in the fifth round, okay? If Saquon is on the board, we're probably gonna draft draft him. Okay.

That said, I'm worried about drafting any Eagles. Okay. But we're drafting all. But I'm worried about drafting any of them because if they go one in four, one in three, which they could in the first few weeks, okay. They're playing the Packers, the Falcons, the Saints, the Bucks, okay, who they lost pretty badly in the playoffs, Max, okay?

New year. Okay, I understand it's a new year, and I understand you have a new defensive coordinator. But if they- And offensive coordinator. And Tom. Okay, if they go one and three, and people are fired, and the wheels fall off of that thing, and they're spray painting defensive players names on garbage cans, which I saw with my eyes in the city of Philadelphia.

Okay. What are you going to say when we have, when the wheels have completely fallen off? That'll be my responsibility. I'm willing to take that. Okay. Uh, just a few questions for you, max. Can they, can they tackle this season? Yeah. Vic van Joe's got the boys ready. Okay. Okay. And, okay and and and and you feel confident that there are two, not one but two rookie corners who are going to be guarding your backfield? I don't know how much time the rookies are going to get early on but I think we'll be ready. Okay, how about the offense since Steichen has been gone? Are they gonna do anything? Yeah, Kellen Moore's got the guys ready. Okay, now is Kellen Moore gonna be coaching come week five when everything breaks down? You're telling me

that you want to draft all the guys but then you're telling me you don't want to draft the guys. I'm just telling you when it all falls apart and it could very possibly happen. Why are you saying things are gonna fall apart if we're drafting them all? Because it's Philadelphia and if there's any blood in the water it goes it's like a bunch of piranha jumping in and jumping on them and it gets insane. And then we've drafted three players from a team that is in a fucking like vortex spiral that they can't get out of. A death spiral. Is that going to happen this season? You have to assure us because I am now economically, financially a part of this fantasy team.

A tenth of his driveway is going to be on the Eagles. Yeah, no, I love it. I love it. I want the pressure. Okay. I don't know that you do. This is good Jerry. You're learning you you've learned a max That was just a test that was just testing. All right, Jerry you learned the simple trick of Investing yourself monetarily in Philadelphia sports. So either you can win or you can just blame it all on Max It's the best strategy out there. That was just a test. I was really hoping to get more of a rise out of that. That was a stress test, yeah. You have a camera meal before the show or something?

No, I'm just getting ready. I mean, this is pre-season. No, this is pre-season. All right, let's move on. We're all the Eagles. NFC East, all the Eagles, all of them. Jalen Hurts is available. Is he okay?

Jalen hurts yeah, he didn't look like himself. I didn't look right Let's ask max. He only threw one interception all of camp and that was the last bad. That's a bad thing No, but he did throw one yeah, that's a bad thing to only throw one that no it would have been a bad thing We threw no cuz if you know cuz if you threw one it's almost like he threw that one on purpose, just because we were onto him. No, you thought that you were onto him. Also, he doesn't have a center. Pretty big part of the brotherly show. We'll be fine.

We'll be fine. OK. Might have to rethink this whole Eagles thing. Yeah, we should be. Let's move on to another team of the podcast, the Washington Commanders. We're probably taking Jayden Daniels in like the ninth round. Okay.

Okay. I like that. You think he'll be around? I think he'll be around then. He seems like a lot of people are drafting him fairly high this year because the mock drafts I've looked at, he or Caleb are around. And I just, I just think it's gonna have, I think he's, I think, I think of the two of them, I think Jayden Daniels is going to light it up a little bit. Sorry.

And legs, he's got the legs. Can't draft any running backs on ever since Alfred Morris. I'm still, I have, I have bad vibes. Also, Adrian Peterson on that team. I just think of, I didn't know what a switch was until he came on that team. And I always think of my kids and like switching them if they're bad and you can't do that, you know? But yeah, this Brian Robinson, Austin Eckler, Antonio Gibson backfield, we're not touching it.

But scary Terry McLaurin is going to be part of our, I think he's going in like the seventh round of these mock drafts that I've been doing. He is the wide receiver one. Jahan Dotson isn't there. He is going to have a killer year. That is what I'm talking about. Can I give you just one name that maybe, maybe we don't draft him, but maybe we just keep his name in our brain for the waiver wire. Okay. Martavis Bryant.

Now by the time this podcast comes out, he might have been cut. But if he's still on the team, I feel like Martavis Bryant. Keep an eye on him. 64208, he lost like 30 pounds by drinking water and eating fruit. Weed is pretty much legal in the United States so we won't get suspended again. Okay. Just keep an eye on them. Okay.

I'm gonna, what was the office term? Gonna put a pin in that. Yeah. Gonna table that. Oh man, sorry Hank. I don't think we're drafting any cowboys this season. Hank's gone. Did he know I was gonna talk about the Cowboys? Yeah, he might have.

I don't know where he went. He put it in his 30 minutes word. He probably got a call from... Oh, Huey, here's a fun little fact. Guess how many wide receivers are named Jaylen on the Cowboys? Three. Correct. Wow. Cowboys. Three. Correct. Wow.

Divity, divity. Wow. Divity, fucking divity, man. Divity, divity. I can't believe I heard that in person. Maybe Jake Ferguson in the late round, because you know, Fakka's gonna have to dump that ball. Giants, absolutely none.

Just can't watch Danny Dimes. It's just, it's a, you know, maybe Devin Singletary if he's around in the seventh round But man, it's I can't even draft. I can't believe people are drafting Malik neighbors in the second round. I know like Who do they see who's gonna be throwing to him? Oh, let's go to the NFC North. Ooh, uh Man Huey, I'm so sorry buddy. Hivity divity, we can't draft Jameer Gibbs. Somebody has a hamstring injury and is out for a couple weeks.

You just want no part of it. It does make David Montgomery a must draft. Oh. Because you know he's gonna be playing, I'm gonna guess, the majority of the season. But you notice we have a theme here, commanders, you know, bears coming up, you know, eagles, this is part of the pocket,

wonderful Avenue Patriots, Hank, I wonder. He's not here. Oh, he's back. Oh, he's back. Chicago Bears, NFC North. Yeah. Big Cat. Yeah. All of them. Yeah. Every single North. Yeah Big cat. Yeah

All of them. Yeah, every single one. Yeah, Jerry. I don't know if it's yeah fucking hard knock show I'm just in they're gonna be good this year By the way getting back to our wide receivers fifth sixth seventh eighth rounds but dunze is going to be such a good receiver and Like I know you guys are talking about my wife and things you did to Know I just I was photos. I was just no no no no no no no okay ourselves Yeah, as 13 year olds looking at photos and stuff so I do want to be respectful here um

Dunsay's mom is a very Don't think I've ever said that about someone's mom yeah Yeah. And by the way, it's also like a, it's like, I don't wanna get really crazy here, but it's like, you know, when you're attracted to someone, it's a potential mate, you know? And like, I don't know if she's still of childbearing age, but like you want to, everyone wants to have a child, a child that is a professional athlete. And I found her to be, I was very attracted to her. I went

on a deep dive. You know, she's a realtor in Las Vegas and gets incredible reviews. It's quite a deep dive. Yeah. So I was looking for, I was trying to see if there is a husband, a ring and I think she's single I believe so total respect though respect respect I'm in I'm in a relationship I just um it's complicated no it isn't complicated it's not complicated at all your relationship yeah it's not simple it's very simple straight down the line nothing complicated complicated, not even like, just like, it's... You guys agree on everything.

It's like missionary our relationship. Yeah. It's like nothing even crazy. Like there's nothing, nothing crazy about our relationship. I just, all right, listen, I like Keenan Allen a lot too. He's going in the ninth round. Are you worried that there's reports he gained a lot of- I know, I heard that. I don't think it's a problem. I think he'll lose it. And man, I

just, I, you know, I live in Los Angeles and I watched that man for years just rack up fantasy points with those chargers. Green Bay. Oh, you know, I have a question for this podcast. And anybody can jump in here, Huey as well. He's an NFC North guy. How do we think Josh Jacobs is going to do in Green Bay? I thought he was pretty good when he got the ball in Oakland or Las Vegas. Oh, he was incredible. Yeah, yeah.

I thought when they gave him the ball and they trust him to be the first running back, I thought he was still good. Yeah. So AJ Dillon is a little hurt, I think. So that's good. I mean, bad for AJ Dillon is a little hurt, I think. So that's good. I mean, bad for AJ Dillon, but good for if you're drafting Josh Jacobs, who's going a little later. And Jordan Love is not a scrambling quarterback.

So I think Josh Jacobs is a good, oh, I think I'm biased. Okay. I think the Packers, I think Aaron Jones is better and he's on the Vikings now Or the price and everything I Like Aaron Jones. I think the Packers just will always have a good running back They always seem to be okay, but they won't use them Okay. Um, I guess I should just be asking big cat this stuff cuz he's gonna be the most judgmental and really scrutinize these picks What about Jalen Reed? How do you feel about him in our bomb? Wow. Christian

Watson bomb can't catch. Wow. Run fast. So I guess no, no Packers on our fantasy team. Um, NFC North Vikings, man, I've seen the Sam Darnold movie. It's terrible. Seven year bump Jerry. Seven year bump. Let's go to the NFC West 49ers. I guess just that Christian McCaffrey. I just don't like anyone else. It's just such a boring team to watch. I'm sorry. The 49ers? Yeah. You don't like Kittle? I don't. I'm sorry. I know he's a friend of the show. I understand that. He's a friend of yours. You're basically like step cousins or something.

I know. I just think we have, I do want to say in the third round, we're either going to take Sam Laporta as a tight end. I like that. Or we're going to take McBride as a tight end because every mock draft I've done, those tight ends seem to go back to back to back. It's like Laporta, Kelsey, McBride. It just goes boom, boom, boom. And it typically happens in the third round. So you got to get it early. Um, if you want one of those three and um, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I,

I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, also you have to watch 49ers games. They're on kind of later. It's like dark out. It's just it's a bummer There's also they use them in a way that's not necessarily great for fantasy There's a difference between being a great fantasy tight end and then what kiddle does which is some games They'll have those great fantasy games, but other games. He'll just block the shit out of people. Yeah, I Just can't do it. I just I'm so sorry. I'm not a Brock. No, you're honest. You're I'm not a Brock Purdy guy either But Kyle you check do you see his wife's jackets? You just love fullbacks. I do. Yeah still can't believe that that

Gold medalist were a Green Bay jacket. No, it wasn't a Green Bay jacket. It was a Jonathan Owens jacket You know that Jerry um NFC West Rams that gold medalist Rams I love Kyron. Yeah, it's gonna be really good. I don't know why he's not getting respect on these drafts cuz Blake core Maybe I don't think Blake Corms gonna do anything. I mean You think Blake maybe? All right, I should do a little more research there. And I do want to say also, great grit week,

great interview with Coach McVeigh. But man, when a head coach starts talking about their, like, beauty routine and their beauty regiment, and also, like, aesthetic surgeries that they've gotten. It's just, look, I'm an actor. I'm arguably, I mean, don't ask Huey, but I'm like, beside Matt Damon and Casey Affleck, the most famous guy, Huey should look me up,

but like, and you don't hear me talking about my, like, implants that I get or me talking about my like implants that I get or like, I just, I couldn't believe he was, I guess like A for honesty and he's got supposedly a photographic memory, but like, I, like I want my head coaches like, like Dan Campbell would Shaw like coming out of drooling on themselves. I want like Andy Reid who looks like his spleen just fucking exploded and he took a shit and like he's got heartburn and just chewing like Prilosec. Yeah, I don't know if this is a Prilosec podcast

but like it's like I want, that's what I want for my head coach. Yeah, no pretty boys. Like Dan Quinn, he goes bald, guess what he does, he shaves his head and he just grows a goatee. Mm-hmm. Yeah. He doesn't have to get the PRP, that's what you need out of football

coach yeah yeah so that was a little annoying but I do like Kyron Arizona Cardinals are a really interesting team this year I just is gonna be awesome I think their offense is gonna be great you know I cannot draft Marvin Harrison in the second round he's a rookie I can't do it, but I think he's going to be really good if we were to draft one of those rookies. It would be him, man. And just, and I have a feeling that Kyler Murray is going to have a great year. Yeah. I think they're going to be a lot of fun to watch warning though. And I'd say this as someone who plays call of duties, new game drops the 25th. Oh. And it is supposedly like incredible.

September? Of October. October. Okay. And it's like, I'm not kidding. You usually throw a month on those. Sorry. Double XP weekend?

The 25th. Listen, it's like a spy thriller. You don't know who to trust. I hear the single player is incredible. I hear the multiplayer. It's like post-cold war We may lose Kyler for I mean six weeks after that maybe we trade him Maybe we draft him and then we trade him early October. That's a great plan. Yeah. Yeah, it's so high NFC West Seattle no one. Okay. Yeah, I just uh Jackson Smith is never gonna leapfrog those two guys DK and

and Tyler, it's just no one like You know, Kenneth Walker is gonna get injured. I just can't deal with it. NFC South Also DK that actually was the best kind of Walker preview NFC South also DK that actually was the best kind of Walker preview Walkers gonna get injured. I just can't do anything. They got a Chardonnay sharpen I don't even know there's usually two behind and they usually split carries after that I can't deal with it DK will get you like two touchdowns one week, but then he'll also get ejected from that game He's fun to watch NFC South Wow the most powerful division in the NFL that you're saying yeah um

Man I have a question for this podcast is Kirk Cousins going to make Kyle Pitts a good tight end. I think he will Interesting because that could change things for us. Yeah, I just didn't throw to him now Are you willing to take that risk of not taking Laporta or McBride in the third round and take pits and like no If they're six, I have a question. Okay, what if Kyle Pitts just isn't good? I don't think that's possible because he got drafted so high got drafted so high and he did have a one incredible year I think two years ago with Not great quarterbacks. Somebody look it up. Um Is okay another question is

Kirk cousins gonna make Drake London catch more footballs. I think so I think her cousin is gonna fix the entire off. I also think Bijan is gonna get a lot more touches he's getting a lot of love in drafts Bijan and I mean Wow, so we may be going heavy on the Falcons. So this is not a Falcons podcast, but we might become one. Kyle Pitts, his first year, had 1,000 yards. That's a good year.

And who was the quarterback? How many touchdowns? Was it Desmond Ritter? It might have been Mariotta? It might have been Mariotta and Ritter. How many touchdowns? Kyle Pitts has been in the league for three years. How many touchdowns is Kyle Pitts have?

Okay, I think you're asking I think it's gonna be six I think it's exactly so That's a full year for a tight end that you'd want to draft at that spot I mean, I I hope Kyle Pitts I'm just I've gotten to the point where I might have to wait and see because every year we do this with Okay. No, but I but you answer my question. You would rather a Laporta or McBride than a Pitts. Laporta is a beast. Jerry, what you're trying not to steal Hank's thunder as the econ finance guy, but you're

trying to time the market right now. You think that you're smarter than the market, and you're like, I think that this is going to be, we're going to see like 3%, 400% ROI on Kyle Pitts. Let's stick with the guys that we know that their past performance has been good. And then that way, you know, we're just going to ride the market up. Well, I'm also I'm questioning everybody here because that's what fantasy is about. It's

about buying low and getting a big return and like the right hits outperform Sam Laporta. We're going to be bombed because we wasted, I mean... I'll make a bet right now that doesn't happen. Okay, all right, good. Then we're drafting Laporta or McBride. Are you concerned, Jerry, at all with the ops that are listening to us right now? People in our fantasy league might be listening

to this fantasy preview that you're doing, and you're essentially giving the strategy away. Well, you know what's funny is last season, somebody immediately drafted Fields and immediately drafted Waller. And I was like, wow, they must've listened to me on my fantasy preview. And that worked really well in our favor.

Yes. Oh, so this whole thing might be a misdirection. Wow. Carolina, absolutely no one. Yep. Not even Deontay Johnson, who no one. Yep. Not even Deontay Johnson who's going really late. You just can't do it. Saints, absolutely no one.

Sorry, Stephen Shade. No Tampa Bay either. Rashad White. I don't even know. I mean, they just have the worst running backs every season. No Mike Evans? No, I'm sorry I just I know he's a friend of the show, but

I'm just not a baker. I just don't think it's gonna happen. Sorry everybody is Michael Thomas still on the Saints I think he left did you retire? Where is he? Don't know. He said I just he's a free agent It just popped in my head. I was like where the fuck is Michael Thomas He said the weirdest last five years possible. Yeah, okay. Let's get into it guys a of CE still yes This is it and any come on Given our wide receivers in five six seven eight Curtis Samuel I really believe is gonna be the number one ride wide receiver there, and I just Key on Coleman have you watched Curtis Samuel play?

I have, I just think he's going to get a lot of, let me put it this way, I think he's gonna see a lot of targets from an incredible quarterback. Is there a chance, Jerry, that the number one wide receiver on the Buffalo Bills might actually be a tight end? I don't think so because. Okay.

Aren't there two tight ends that I need to get attention? There are, but Dalton Kincaid is the one who is ready if you're timing the market. He had 73 catches last year. But I can't tell you, I think we had Kincaid a couple years ago and like every time I'd fire up the old X, you'd just see Knox like trending

and you'd be like, that motherfucker's gonna have had a touchdown. And it just, it really upsets me. And then I get mad at my children and my wife and I start yelling at them for no reason. And I'm muttering about Dalton Kinkade in my underwear. So just to clear it up, I think maybe what happened if it was a couple of years ago,

Dalton Kinkade was still at Utah. So he was not gonna catch any balls. It was gonna go to Dawson Knox. Okay. I don't like it if there's too tight end. I agree with that. I agree with that. Yeah, got it.

Oh, where's memes? I brought him a little gift actually. Oh. Yeah, here, let me get it for you. Jets fan to jets fan. Is it a bomb? No, it's not that. That joke is actually gonna get us all in trouble,

so let's not even. Jerry, do you ever think about, because we're doing a, oh. do you ever think about it? Because we're doing a us. Oh, do you ever think about the fact that it got tangled? But here means here you go. Oh, look at that. So yeah, it's a little Nick's pendant. It's a Nick's.

Yeah. Do you ever think about how crazy it is that like this whole thing happened because we we talk about it. We you actually changed the course of this of the history of this podcast. You it. You actually changed the course of the history of this podcast, you know that? What? You changed the course of the history of this podcast. You can't tell the story of Pardon My Take

without Jerry O'Connell. When you first got offered to us, we were like, what will we talk to Jerry O'Connell about? And they were like, you know what, let's have him on. Well, did you know I was still an actor at the time? Yeah, we did, we didn't. Oh, because your staff doesn was still an actor at the time? Yeah, we did. We did. We didn't. Oh, because your staff doesn't seem to know I still act.

I'm very familiar with your work. Stand By Me, one of the greatest films of all time. Yeah, but what happened, Jerry, is we had you on and it was an instant, instant chemistry, instant love. Yeah, well. And we basically said from that point on, we have to take a risk on anyone who were like, oh, we don't know what to talk about with them because the next Jerry O'Connell could be that person. Oh yeah. I like that.

Yeah. Because we thought it was going to be a one and done. You come on, we talk about kangaroo jacks, stand by me, haha, you used to be fat, oh shit, you know, we used to jerk off to your wife when we were 13, that kind of stuff. I mean, yeah, I'm glad I could help out. Wow. I just... Was it the fat thing? No, it was the jerking off of my wife thing.

That's the thing. It's just the image of like a 15-year-old dead cat just pulling his pud. She wasn't your wife. Looking at himself in the mirror holding up a photo of my wife. It's just like frightening with your like hairy body. It's just fucking crazy. I was late to a couple football practices because I went home from school And then I was like, oh I got a poop after school wasn't pooping and then I was late for I'm your wife's probably The reason why I'm not an NFL player right now

Yeah, cuz I didn't get starting time at receiver because I was cranking off. I gotta say it's the image of big cat Jerking off that really like fuck. Oh, it's gross. It's really gross Cuz you know, we like he doesn't do it normally he'd like, you know, he like squats or something does something crazy and like lays paper on the ground and He's into some weird stuff where he like You know, like there's like a pet watching him also. And it's just, it's not okay. And you know, I'm a man of a particular age,

so like, it's like tough enough for me as it is. And I mean, I still have, last time I came here, I know this, I don't know if it is anymore, it was a Hems podcast, you gave me like a packet of stuff and it does work when I'm saving it for you know like my birthday. But how we got to this point was I wanted to thank you because you changed how we view booking guests on this podcast because we thought Jerry O'Connell, what are we going to talk about with him and then you've become one of our favorite guests, one of our best

friends and our fantasy owner. Oh man, that's, thank you. I'm so glad to... Yes. I want to say, you know, I want to take a moment to not only thank you, but I want to thank the AWLs. Yeah. It's really fun to be a part of this show.

I went to Cleveland a couple weeks ago, and it was a Saturday night, and I went to downtown. I went to an awesome bar called Town Hall, highly suggest it, and I was there with a coworker who has no clue that I come on the show or even what the show is. And the amount of people, AWLs who came up to me and yelled like bing bong to me, but by the way, in like a respectful manner, like I gotta say every AWL is funny,

they have a light in their eyes. There's like a high five followed by, I mean, in my case, it's like a grabbing of my shoulders and then like a whispering like, Hanky, you blew it, bing bong. It's, I love AWLs. I love being a part of the show. All right, let's get back to this.

Because last time I was on this, you cut out when I talked about the NFC North I love AWLs. I love being part of the show. All right, let's get back to this. Because last time I was on this, you cut out when I talked about the NFC North and a couple people got upset about that. So I'm going to do this quickly. But that was nice of you, Big Cat, to text me and say we cut out the NFC North. I think because I said terrible things about the Bears. No, I think it was because it was like three hours long. Jets, we're drafting Brees before everybody. Okay, I like that.

You know, I'm sort of bummed out that we got the first pick in that draft because you have to take Christian McCaffrey in that we might have the first pick but I would love to take breeze I just think he's gonna have a great year go into the go into the group chat and then vote to redo the draft if we Don't want to draft number one over. I think we should all take our shirts off and redo the number. Yeah, we will want to draft number one overall. I think we should all take our shirts off and redo the number. Yeah, we will. Three of us. Um, uh, Oh, this is a fun trick to do on fantasy. You draft Mike Williams with your last pick. Okay. You immediately put them into your IR slot and then you pick up somebody off a waiver. So you get a person in there and it's good. Mike Williams, who's gonna, who's gonna have a good season when he comes back. Uh, Miami

dolphins. Now last season, last year I came on the show and I said no dolphins. And it turned out that was a mistake. The most explosive offense. Well fantasy is like you get points from offense. Yeah. Yep. And they had a really good offense. So when you score like 70 points in a game. Right. I wish I had like 25. Yeah. So I'm reversing that and I'm saying all the dolphins.

Okay, good. Good. Um, I think that Uh, I think most shirts gonna have a great year again. You're getting a value pick. He's a goal line running back Look Devin if we could get him in the second round that would be fun. I would even get both of them um Jalen waddles going in like the sixth fifth of late late fifth sixth round good That's part of that five six seven. Jalen waddle tyreeca like the sixth, fifth, late fifth, sixth round. That's good. That's part of that five, six, seven.

Jalen waddle, Tyreka's a thumb injury. Come on guys. Oh, here we go. AFC East. Is Hank here? Yep. Hank is here. Hank, are you there?

Hank is here. I'm here, Jerry. What's that sound? Is that the wind? That's the fall breeze. What's that sound? Is that the wind? That's the fall breeze. Because the summer of Hank is over.

Feel that chill in the air? No I'm kidding Hank. When it comes to drafting patriots, we are going to draft none of them. None of them. We can't draft even Ramondre. Who can we draft? Hank, tell us who can we draft? Who?

Ramondre. Summer wind is gone, baby. I was at the Cubs game the other day and I was walking and some AWLs were very excited and started yelling, hey, bing bong, bing bong, bing bong. And there was an old woman behind me who afterwards was like, sir, what was that all about? And I just didn't even have the heart to explain it to her. Ma'am, I had a relationship with a young lady named Tiffany Gomez and it didn't work out. And then it got Jerry was upset that the Knicks didn't make it to the next round of the playoffs

and started saying bing bong. Yeah. Hank, you think we should draft Ramandre really? Nah. It's just not happening this year. You know who I will draft is uh, Bella checks girlfriend being mine Yeah, teach us some zumba classes Yeah, she's an entrepreneur and a philosopher. Yeah um Yeah And 23 well, you know, what's so crazy about your pets? They just have no speed. They have no speed What's going on like

everyone's fast in the NFL now Hank it's a rebuilding year it's not gonna be pretty it's not gonna be pretty Drake may gonna be there in a couple years Drake may hopefully is not gonna play much this year he's gonna you know see some stuff get some reps in on the practice field and then so Jacobi's gonna start me Jacobi okay all right that was our weird though cuz Jared Mayo said that Drake May was the best quarterback on the team I think he said second best I think he said I think he said Jacobi is the best but then the next morning he said Drake May has outplayed Jacobi

interesting yeah I saw I saw the quote when he said second best. Okay, good luck with that. AFC North, Baltimore. Oh, how do you think Derek Henry is going to do this season? I think he'll be fine. He's a perfect Raven. Like, I see it. Whenever a guy goes to a different team I like to visualize it and be like, alright, how's that going to look? I can see him in a Ravens uniform. He's going to look big in that uniform. Yeah.

Yeah. I like it too. Now here's the problem. He and Kyron are going right at the same time in drafts. Who would you take? I'd take Derek Henry just because you can say Traktor Sito. Yeah. You can also watch Baltimore games.

It'll be really fun. Yeah. I get that. The Bengals, I told you T. Higgins is going in the fifth. Tyler Boyd isn't there anymore. T. Higgins is going to go off in the fifth round. That is everything. Oh, how do we think Zach Moss is going to do there? Good. Why do you, like your voice went up like three octaves. Yeah, I don't really, I mean I think Chase

Brown in the backups is probably more explosive But Zach Moss will probably get the goal line carries. We're going to stay away from... You're very intuitive there. That was a good pick up. Them as well. I tried to give you a good, but you sniffed that right out. Okay, and AFC North, I want to apologize to you guys because I think you guys were on the right side of history here.

Last season, I really was sort of hot on Deshaun Watson, and you guys were upset about it because of his indiscretion. We have morals on our team. Yeah. Yeah. And I was trying to convince you otherwise. So like I re listened to it and I was on the wrong side of history. Like you don't want to be, I was kind of defending him. You don't want to do that. I don't defend that sort of behavior. I'm really against it. Um, so we're not gonna draft any Browns this season. Nick Chubb late? Not Nick Chubb late. His injury, man. Do you remember that last season? It was pretty gnarly.

But I'll tell you, if he's there in, like, the eighth, ninth round... I know, but, like, it may be... What about Amari Cooper? He is not starting, so we could do that IR trick. Yeah, right. I'm just saying if he's around and you're like, oh, we're going to pick a backup running back somewhere, take a flyer on Nick Chubb.

All right. No receivers there, because it's like Amari Cooper, Elijah Moore, Jerry Judy. We're not doing that. Pittsburgh, absolutely no one. Yeah. No one. I mean, name a receiver on Pittsburgh. George Pickens. Yeah. No one. I mean, name, name a receiver on Pittsburgh

other than George Pickens. That's it. Pat Friar. They don't have Deontay, right? No, Deontay is gone. He's gone. He's on, I think he's in Carolina. He is. Yeah. Um, I heard they were going to get our yoke, but that's from Jersey Jerry. Um, Naji cancels out Jaylen Warren. So we're and Russell Wilson, I mean, who's starting there? Who is starting there? Probably Russ. Probably Russ. And it probably won't go very great.

They have Van Jefferson and Quez Watkins and Scottie Miller of Bucks fame. Let's go to the AFC West, because you guys are going to cut out one of these divisions. I know you are. No, no, no. Um, the chiefs, we're going to take Pacheco in the second, if we can get him. Cause Gerard McKinnon isn't there.

He's going to get all those, he's going to get all those touches. He's another fun guy to watch when you're watching and you're going to get to watch fun games with the, and so you want somebody on that team to root for it. And Pacheco starts doing his run where he's like stomping through It's great. It's great. Yeah, um Man we're I'm a PMT guy. You guys know that we know that we very much know that I don't go on other sports podcasts

I don't do it. Have you been invited? I don't anyone tried to kind of cut you I wouldn't go but have you been invited? I wouldn't go. Okay, I don't know anyone tried to kind of cut you I wouldn't go but have you been invited? I wouldn't go okay? I don't talk about other lovers Unlike you guys telling me in detail what you did with my wife's photo. It's fucking gross It's crazy you know it was it wasn't just one that be again wasn't your wife At the time, but it is now. Right. I would never do that now. All right. Well, listen, I would never go on another person's sports podcast and I would never draft draft someone who is in another sports podcast. No Travis Kelsey on our team. I love

that. Good. Good. Take a stand. This is the number one sports podcast. Yes. That's it. Yep. There is no other sports podcasts. There will be no talk of that person on this. Let's make a list. Love that. Make a graphic of Jerry O'Connell's undraftables for moral reasons, Deshaun Watson and Travis Kelso. Yes.

And what about Henry Ruggs? Yeah, I mean. Would you draft Henry Ruggs? Has he been through a trial and everything? I think he's in prison. He's sitting in jail at this moment. OK, but I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, wasn't I didn't keep up on the trial. Yes prison But I mean look getting back to what I was talking about like others like if chicks in the eye if NBA hole Was like a like a nut the number one pod the number two sports podcast. Mm-hmm. I wouldn't draft Huey Especially since he didn't know I was a fucking actor Huey I'm I was in the Big Bang Theory. I'm sorry, man. I'm I don't watch that show Huey I'm I was in the Big Bang Theory. I'm sorry, man I'm I don't watch that show Huey you ever see the Heartbreaker music video with Mariah Carey. No

Guess who they asked to play the heartthrob Jerry Jerry that's cool. You ever see Jerry McGuire. You know what he just knows me as fantasy guy You've never seen Jerry McGuire Jerry how good is that being Mariah Carey's boyfriend? It was so cool. I tried hard. Man, I went for it hard. Went hard, all in. How fun was it being in Can't Hardly Wait? That was a lot of fun. I love that movie. Very young and attractive, really fun.

I felt like I was invited to Young Hollywood at that time. Where's Jennifer Love Hewitt these days? She was the best. I just saw her. She's in a show called Emergency 911. She plays the dispatcher. Love it. Beautiful young lady has a beautiful family. Doing great.

Great. Got a new tattoo. She showed me her new tattoo on her arm. Okay. Rashi Rice, I think is a great deal in our five, six, seven, eight. And I don't think his legal trouble. Oh, whoa. He just likes to drive fast. We talked about the morals. I Don't think these legal troubles are gonna stop him from playing this. Okay, okay Have like eight felonies or something like that pending against him

It'll get dropped out. Yeah, they'll work. It's fine Yeah, I just um He went back. Yeah, it was like hey hand up my bad uh this is also another bummer we're still talking about the chiefs you know we spoke to my wife on this podcast uh if big cat may cut it out or supermodel no we're definitely not cutting out that part um but um you know my wife uh how do I say this, is like the breadwinner in our household, which is why I had to ask her if I can borrow the money

to pay you guys to get in this fantasy league, and I love her working, it gives me time to really concentrate on fantasy. Yeah. And help you guys out with your team. and help you guys out with your team. That said, like I do like, like I'm so happy my wife works. That said, we are gonna draft Harrison Buck Kerr. Okay, yes, yes, yes.

I know he's like probably against, I mean, my wife working all the time and being the breadwinner, he would probably, his would explode if he lived right in my shoes bread maker maybe And also his head would probably explode hearing how much you guys talked about jerking off to my wife this entire episode Yeah, not your wife at the time my head exploded once or twice. He couldn't handle that But we're gonna draft Harrison buck. Okay, but Kerr he's just he's a really good kicker bad at like Opinions where women stand in society good at Kicking I just want to clear one thing up Jerry cuz I don't want there to be any awkward tension

Pamela Anderson was always my one one It's a pretty rude thing to say I thought like my wife was like I'm just being that's a respectful way to say it. Yeah. But why are you dropping like people who you thought are more attractive than my wife? Not me, Jerry. Well, I wanted you to not have the visual like the visual that you the picture you painted. That was mostly Pamela Anderson. Picture of you laying down with paper towels on the floor looking squat towels with an animal watching.

AFC West. Oh, Raiders. Zamir White. He gets a lot of hate, but you know what? I love a Raiders running back. I just love a Raiders running back. We're going to draft Zamir White. And he's going late in the draft, so he's like in RB1 going late. I don't think Brock's like in RB1 going late. I don't think Brock Bowers is gonna do anything. I keep hearing his name on radio shows. I just, I just, I mean,

you have any feelings about Brock Bowers? He's catching everything. He had a good camp. Also, I feel like a new head coach like Antonio Pierce They're gonna run the football the show and they'll probably throw some passes tight ends Yeah I don't hate also taking Carlson from the Raiders of buckers not there just because I think Antonio Pierce is gonna be a take the points Guy, yeah, okay

Okay Um, what are Carlson's views on like women in the workplace? I think he's pro. It's cool. It's cool with it. Oh Okay, I think Daniel Carlson is he from Sweden. Yeah, I think he yeah, they're very progressive Yeah, super super duper lots super models from there. Yeah, he's from Colorado I don't know. I like I imagine him in clogs going. It's okay that women go to work. They need to have a life as well. It's important. I don't believe in what Harrison but Kersh says. Yeah. His dad's name's Hans. That's pretty cool. I mean, I think he just, I mean, I like the idea that he's wearing clogs to the, to Allegiant and

getting ready to kick some footballs. Again, Daniel Carlson, 100% America. I think, well, he has a brother, right? Yeah, Neils. Neils. Yeah. And so his brother is the Swedish one. I think they both. Yeah, they're Swedes, man. They're Swedes. You know, they're Anders, Anders and Neil. Oh, yeah. These guys are. Oh, wait, there is. Anders. Anders is the other kicker.

Okay, dude. You know, they like, Anderson's also born in Colorado. Big summer blowout, yoo-hoo. Um, all right, over to the Chargers. You're gonna cut this all out. No, no, no. How do we feel about Gus Edwards? He gonna do anything? I, all right, can I say something right now?

Just full disclosure, when we did the new places, new faces, new places thing, I didn't realize the Chargers just took the Ravens backfield. Yeah. Gus Edwards and J.K. Dobbins on the Chargers. That's kind of cool. Little hardball swapsies. Yeah. So I am kind of high on it. I mean, late round running back. Lad McConkey, how do we think he's going to do to do, yes, draft him. Okay. Someone has to catch the ball. Joshua Palmer, obviously he's gonna be the receiver one, but we've learned that what's his name? Can't catch Quinton Johnson. Yeah. Lab, McConkey is going to,

they're going to force feed lab McConkey. Um, good. Then we're going to draft him. He's going really late. Um, uh, Denver, absolutely no one. Sorry. It just, I mean, not even like Javante, who I love as a running back. It's just, I have a feeling that McLaughlin's going to take, that Jaleel is going to take a lot of his touches. Um, AFC South Colts, given our five, six, seven, eight wide receiver, Michael Pittman's going in the seventh round. Hell is seventh round. If Jonathan Taylor's on the board,

we might have to take him. I do think, I mean, I don't know why Anthony Richardson is getting drafted so high. I'm not a believer. Because he runs. I know, but he hasn't, like he's played two, a game and a half.

Yeah, not only that, but so he's being drafted 50 slots higher than he was last season. Listen, I might get shit for this, but Anthony Richardson is an insane athlete. Has he ever been good at football? I'm for that one game. He was good. Before it got hurt last year, he had some problems. I know but I like Florida he was it feels like he's just a forever prospect. We'll see. Oh breaking news. Brandon I you Brandon I you bring it on. It's kind of it's about a commander's wide receiver. Oh okay. John commanders are releasing Martavis Brian Well, yeah my take stands yeah, we'll bring him back if he's still there take you know what Dan Quinn's such a good guy He's given a shot. He's given him an opportunity to sign with the roster and then oh, that's so and then we doesn't then we're gonna

Bring him back practice squad. That's perfect. That was not worthy of breaking moves That was it was it was that was really funny. Yes really funny. Yes. Really funny. Um, funnier than you guys talking about what you did to your young pre pubescent bodies with a photo of my wife. It was not pre pubescent. No, that would make no sense. That would make us weirdos decidedly post pubescent. Yeah, I'm sorry. That got weird when I said that. That was weird. I shouldn't have said that.

AFC Sal. Thanks for not making a weird joke. Jacksonville, I'm just worried about their offense. I'm not taking anybody there. I'm worried about that offense. I just think it's going to, I just don't think they're going to have a good year. Like Etienne goes early, early. I'm going to try and pass on him unless he falls on our lap.

I'm not worried about Tank Bigsby. Bigsby, everybody says he gets touches. Houston Texans, all of them, every single one of them. This is their year. CJ Stroud I think is really like, he's going in like the fourth, fourth, fifth round. He's going after Anthony Richardson. This is it. Stefan Diggs is being drafted in like the eighth round Stefan fucking digs Yeah, thank Del is in the seventh round Niko Niko's going earlier, but like I Just think I think Joe Mixon is gonna be that goal line passing back

That's good. You know that man catches like 90% of the passes that come his way. I'm all in on the Texans, the Titans. The only one that interests me is Tony Pollard. And that's only because I live like two years ago when we came in second. He was such a disaster in Dallas last year for him. What was up with him? Was he injured or something? Tony Pollard? I don't, I mean he's the only player there. You think Will Levis will have a bounce back season? I don't know if you can call it bounce back. I mean do you think he'll have a good season? I think he'll be okay.

And with defenses, we're just gonna stream, meaning we're just gonna pick up each week whoever's playing the Patriots. Ha ha, bing bong! Ha ha. I like that. That's a good strategy for defense by the way. That's it guys. That's what we're gonna do with fantasy I'm gonna wire you some money. I might have to I have a debit card. I might have to Like somehow debit it to you. We can do a payment plan

Well, no way maybe. My wife gave me a debit card. So I'll just figure out a way to just Get it to you somehow maybe Zell. Okay. Yeah, we can we can to you somehow. Maybe, uh, Zell. Okay. Yeah, we can, we can make it work. I like your strategy this year. Oh, good. Uh, so who are the, who are the guys that we're targeting that you're standing on the table for? Who are the, uh, the Justin Fields and the Darren Wallers of this year? Um, so it's funny because we have the first pick in the draft right now

currently, um, when it comes back around first pick in the draft right now currently, when it comes back around to us in the second round, pretty much all the really like the the tier one running backs are gone. So we get one tier one running back and Christian McCaffrey. Then we got to take Josh Allen at the end of that. OK, just because he's there. If he's not there for some reason, we're taking Jaylen Hertz. Okay, Max. Love it. Thank you.

Then for our third pick, we're taking La Porta. If he's there, somebody could get weird and take them at the end of the second or McBride. Okay. Then depending on who's in wide, who's in our fourth round, um, we're taking Devonta Smith or if there's a really good running back up there, like Samir White, who could be in the fourth round or Joe Mixon, who could still be hanging around. Okay. Um, and then fifth, sixth, seventh, we're taking all just wide receivers. All those guys I mentioned, Stephon Diggs,

Not Watson, not Jayden Reed. Odunze is gonna be there. I mean, it's gonna be really, I just, we're at an age in fantasy where everyone takes wide receivers in those first two rounds. And I just think all the good running backs are gone and like you get the, those, those tier one running backs and tier one quarterbacks

and tier one tight ends. And I think we can, I think we can wait a little bit for, for what wide wide receiver. I like that. Little zig on the zag. Zag on the zig. Well, Jerry, love the fantasy preview. Last question. Sure. Oh, is it a rollback question? It is a rollback question.

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For those, Huey, this is your first time having me on as a guest. You should really uh You should check out Kangaroo Jack you should check out science fiction Film I did mission to Mars. I've I've been in some stuff. I've uh crossing Jordan Short I plan on watching a couple of that. Yeah, it's good stuff, but um

You probably also don't know, I, aside from being a fantasy expert, I'm also a little bit of a poet and I like to write poems for cast members here at part of my take. And this poem, my road back poem is for, is for Hank. Hanky, Hanky, Hanky to the man of many championships, the man of many cities.

Hanky, Hanky, Hanky to the man who would rather play golf than go playing with those big soft titties. Hanky, Hankie, Hankie. How's your summer been? We've all heard it's going pretty swell. Hankie, Hankie, Hankie capped off by getting to ring that stupid useless bell. Elevator ride was fun. Hankie, Hankie, Hankie. This summer has given you purpose.

This summer has given you a reason. Hankie, hanky, hanky, this summer has given you purpose, this summer has given you a reason. Hanky, hanky, hanky, will you be asked to ring that stupid useless bell during the regular season? Mmm. Preseason don't mean shit. Ask Max. Hanky, hanky, hanky, this summer you seem to check all the boxes on all of your lists. Hanky, hanky, hanky, topped off by that image of you at the top of Foxboro pumping your tiny little fists

How many pumps you get huh? Hanky hanky hanky you would think that all these accomplishments would finally impress me Hanky hanky hanky even if you were less nervous than the very brave Kenny Chesney He rode up in the elevator you brave Hanky hanky hanky yes climbing to the top of that lighthouse would make most people quiver. Hanky hanky hanky even from all the way up there you still can't see the Niponson River. The trees are in the way. Hanky hanky hanky none of us are used to all this winning and all these victorious aromas. Hankie, Hankie, Hankie.

Although you did take one L and her name is Tiffany Gomez. You blew it. Hankie, Hankie, Hankie. Here's to hoping you have a great fall with victories and many of vacay. Hankie, Hankie, Hankie. Even if you won't acknowledge the freedom and sovereignty of Taipei. You're a commie, bing bong. So Hanky, Hanky, Hanky, we honor you this summer and all your aura and all your might. Hanky, Hanky, Hanky, for the summer of 2024, you were our keeper of the light.

Yes. Beautiful. Great poem as always. Love you guys. Jerry O'Connell, you're the best. We love you so much. Thank you so much. And I can't wait to see the up.

I can't wait to see our team. And I can't wait to see where we go with this. We got to win. Your wife said we have to win. So we got to win. Jerry, what do you want to plug? Oh yeah, plug anything. You want to plug Charles in charge?

It's a Charles in charge Those got bail I was in an episode of that yeah Huey No, I got another plug okay often. I want to say hi to the AWLs. I love them keep it coming TV We can't watch on TV Um I host a show called Pictionary game show I'm in a show called The Talk on CBS. This is a broadcast TV. So it's, it's on, yeah, it's, no, I have nothing to put, I'm on Yelp. I leave good reviews for places if I go someplace. Check out Jerry's Yelp account. Yeah. All right. Well, Jerry, thanks so much. You're the best.

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PMT at blue chew comm check them out. Thank you to blue chew for sponsoring the pod. Okay, let's wrap up Hank. Credit to us for not making any jokes about Jerry's wife during that whole thing. Yes. Very above board. It's also that's why I love Jerry because every now and then I'm like, wait, did we go too far? And then he'll just like one up us with something else. We'd be like, yeah, I looked into Roma Dunze's mom. Yeah. It's like, okay. Okay. Henry, FAQs. If Big Cat and PFT were in an empty room

with all the podcast equipment unassembled, cameras, mics, etc. How long would it take them to record an entire episode? Oh, record? What a question. We could, I think we could record if you gave us four hours. We might have to do this. But now uploading it.

No phones either, obviously. Yeah. Uploading it and publishing it would be different. We might have to do this. But record it. I think we could do it. Someone asked us this at camp. I think memes just added it to it.

He did. Oh, this is memes? Yeah, this this is this is this is a memes listener submitted question. It's a FAQ. Yeah, or FAQ. Yeah. Actually Hank, why don't you tell us what you think? I think we got to do this. I think PFT's inclination because he has some experience with recording equipment probably correct that you could record it, but you would not be able to edit and upload.

It would also take us a long time to record. But actually PFT can use iMovie too. Like you, I, I think it would take a long time. I can. Or, uh, whatever you, you've made songs, like the things you use to make. What's that? Yeah. It's like all the recordings, garage band, all the recording software is like kind of similar I think I think you could eventually be able to record audio the guys who were here yesterday giving out free stuff are they sponsoring us in anything not us but the office can they sponsor us in something they can't do?

Like hypothetically a live stream of us using their product and then trying to come yes Yes, we do a live stream of us use a product show the us using their product right so we'd use their product Then we come in here weed company, and we come in here We have to build it and we live stream us building it and then we We end the live stream and whatever we end up recording we put at the end of a show That would be great. All right I feel like you guys would just be calling for like you would find a way to be like I can't do this call For help we are allowed to use our phones to Google right? No, no, I know you know Google Google

I think we should be allowed to do no, I don't a computer with Google but even no So you guys would still upload but we would have to record it we put at the end of it be a part of my big at the end of the episode actually it'd be funny if you guys if Max and Hank were sitting in here and you guys couldn't help us but you watched us I kind of I don't trust anyone read my eyes I was thinking that like if it was if we had like the solely or like they would just end up telling you what so yeah you big cats a great Yeah, he can he will he will finesse people

Are we saying that we're gonna use the same equipment that we do right now are you saying that we? We go in with our true. I'm Yeah, I know I think travel you better off I think if you had to use yeah, we'd have to video to but PFT can you like P? I would be confident, but what if we do the thing? Travel where we were high So let's try to get a sponsorship deal. I put so many sick filters I will let's do this would be so funny so funny and live stream and then you and then we cover what I do

What they do really well, I'm looking at it more as a PM TV. Okay, we do PMT, but we cut it at the end We cut at the end. We cut at the end so people then have to listen to what comes out. Right, right, right, right. Because who knows what comes out? Could just be us not talking for two minutes. Or if it sounds like absolute shit.

Right. That would be fun. There's a buzz, massive buzz. Yeah, okay. Yeah, great question and we should do it. Good question, memes. Hey, PMT, when looking at the upcoming football season, what would be a shame if it happened? Oh I mean, there's so many shames out there. There's a lot of shames. I

Don't want to do the shames, but we got to do the shames. I mean we know the shame We'll say this this isn't about football. It would be a shame if memes died via suicide bombing It would be a shame if memes died via suicide bombing How would be a shame the first five plays the just season is gonna be incredible it would be a shame it'd be incredible Listen it'd be a shame if any one any of our guys got hurt. Let's just hope for a healthy Football season knock on wood that would be a shame. It would also it'd be a shame if someone's quarterback in here they kind of open their eyes and like he's not good anymore yeah I'd be I don't even know you're not talking about you I

wasn't talking about you I have Jalen hurts 14 to 1 win MVP it'd be a shame if I agree if after like I didn't take it. I don't know five six games It was apparent that Kevin Stefanski wasn't the guy Excuse me not Kevin's wait not cannot not as I mean to say that I mean we love Kevin's the other I meant To say the other guy whose name is and I Nick Sirianni. Oh That is more like Kevin's fancy's a very he's the guy I like coach Fiske's now I'm back in on your story on you I'm back in on so you're oh you are Yeah, why Italians gotta stick together? Yeah, no start of a new year. We got good guys around them We got good vibes going into the year listen

I hope that the Eagles are good, and I do mean that max I know that you probably think what you think I'm fucking with you No, you want them to be good enough correct. correct that's what everyone and always be rooting for it's what I say when I do the Doug stream where I'm like you don't want me to lose in the regular season you want me to lose in the playoffs that's when it's maximum pain so I want the Eagles to be good but if they're not which would be a shame it's gonna get weird with Nick Sirianni very weird he doesn't feel like someone who's gonna control that well because they basically hired two assistant teachers for him. Yeah come in

Yeah, like you can't handle the classroom. Yeah Good question. It would bad question. It would it would be a shame if Jordan love won MVP Hi, that would be a shame. It'd be a shame high tall guy PFT father of three big cat captain Hank and meatball max We all know the odd jobs PFT has worked before the pod Who anyone else on the pod has worked a job not remotely close to what you guys are doing now All of my jobs before yeah all of my jobs too. I worked as a caterer. I worked as a I actually for a while there. I did focus groups. Did you guys ever do that? I got paid like 200 bucks to like try shit out.

Was awesome. And you just fuck with people too. Yeah. I did the worst job I had was I was the guy who would call you when you're sitting down to dinner asking you to donate to the University of Wisconsin. That was bad. So my hours were literally like five to eight p.m.

and I would just sit there at a phone and just I'd have to call like a hundred people in a row that sucked bad Cold calls are so hard to do. Yeah, I was a shift manager at a valet parking company Oh, you look like a valet parker. Yeah, I did that for Four years you were always running right? Yeah, you run you run a lot in ballet actually Well not when I did you do that early once you become a manager all you do is ticket and then hand off and then hand Off the tickets that runners you gotta do so wait when when people would bring in stick shifts. What would you do I? Couldn't do stick shift also you get paid more if you delegate that's where you delegate as a manager delegate

the the stick shift Thing of course another thing that sounds like you might have tried to do if you if you if you Have a stick shift do not ever give it to a valet. So yeah, so you definitely tried to drive the stick shift Sometimes I don't even know if I should be saying yes, hey what? Like that you limit like sometimes. There's like private parties Sometimes, I don't even know if I should be saying this. Yes, say it. Statue of limitations. Sometimes there's private parties. Sometimes there's private parties where someone will, they valet and then you know that they're not coming out

for six hours because they can't leave the event early. If someone has a stick shift, at every site I worked at, there was one person who tried to teach everyone else how to drive a stick shift. Ha ha, I love it. At every site I worked at there was one person who tried to teach everyone else how to drive There was like five times there with somebody's random car who went into the thing I like learned Learned how to drive a stick shift enough to like move it from like point a to point B Mm-hmm just on some random person's car What was the policy like if at the end of the night somebody came out asked for the keys back and you could tell they should not be driving?

That's on the restaurant, that's not on us. Here you go sir. Yeah. That's a thing that we were told, they were like, that's on the restaurant to tell them whether or not they can drive. The worst part is sometimes you would lose a key. If you lose a key, that's an awkward conversation. Yeah, did you lose a key. If you lose a key, that's an awkward conversation. Did you lose a key?

I was never a manager of a shift where someone lost a key, but I had been a runner in one. And it's super awkward. The manager has to drive the person home. It has to offer. This may have been before. The one I remember may have been before Uber was very remember it may have been before like uber was very like Ubiquitous, yeah, so the person drove

The the person home to get their spare key if they're lost back Yeah, and then they have and then obviously the company would pay for I'm sorry miss Romano Connell but I seem to have lost your key. Yeah, one of the one of the craziest ones is that memes is an accountant? No, but we don't talk about it. I think Did cold calling to or something? Didn't you I've had so many jobs? I worked at Burger King Panera Bread Cheesecake Factory Ruby Tuesday UPS. How bad were you at these? No, no, they were all like quick summer job. Okay, like one month demolition that rock I worked I worked manual labor where I literally was not

Skilled enough to do anything but dig the trenches. Yeah, I just dig ditches all summer I did tree work where I just picked up the the the branches that fell after someone like cut down a tree Yeah, I just I dug holes and got made fun of in Spanish for an entire summer. Yeah cold calling was not not fun of in Spanish for an entire summer. Yeah, cold calling was not fun. No, cold calling is by far the worst because you just all you're just like I would call and if a successful night would be getting one donation an hour which would be like 50 calls. Yeah, you have to be a real sicko. People who are really good at cold calling, really good at sales, you have to be fucked in the head. It really sucked. Yeah, because you have to be able to say okay 39 people hang up on me doesn't matter Yeah, one person I get to talk to for five minutes. That's a win

My jobs are on Brando's little league umpire Taco Bell drive-thru stock shelves dishwasher busboy cook landscaper Does dishwasher prep cook? Regular cook I applied to be a bus boy to a company that said we need you do we need cooks. Can you cook? I said sure and they never trade me. Yeah, and I just started working in the kitchen Yeah, and I was like working the fryer later, which was easy But then there was one guy got fired one guy got made the head cook got fired in real time

For saying inappropriate stuff to a waitress that walked by like got insta fired And then I had to finish the show oh my god the head chef with no experience I love that that's a great up, but it was a sports bar It was sports being a caterer suck to just walking around just hoping that people would take your like if you get like stuffed mushrooms Or something you're just fucked the about little league umpire What was your strike three call I? Good strike three because I was I was a demon little league umpire I was fast because like my friend was beat the one that would assign the um so you like always assigned me and my

Two friends and we would just power through honestly in hindsight I was like telling the catchers to like Ain't the batters like they're like swing buddy I was a soccer ref for like four years as a basketball ref and then it turns out that the guy that was in charge of Assigning all the assignments for soccer refs who I reffed with all the time as like a linesman He got busted by the CIA. Whoa for being a pedophile Oh, yeah, and then and then I was like, we never never came on to me. Oh, I was a basketball ref and I 100% it was like fifth graders I 100% like called

against kids I didn't like. Like if they like cried or like were a little boisterous, I just got got follow them out right away. I ref the one year I was in college, I did intramural roughing and I watched I still think about it all the time it makes me laugh even though it was terrific for the kid I knew him. Tip wide open layup kid goes to do the wide open layup tears his ACL. Oh I thought he was faking it. Oh he was it was no one was even near him it was like you know a free tip just you know make the layup and he comes down and goes in the ground is screaming in pain and everyone kind of took a second to be like is he joking? lamp and he comes down and goes in the ground is screaming in pain and everyone kind of took

A second to be like is he joking oh? And he tore his AC I was on crutches for the you guys have jobs that you tried to get that didn't get that you're Like wow that was good that I didn't get that museum science. Oh What do you down there? The when I was applying for bar soul I had a family connection the museum science to do video production for the butterfly exhibit Oh, that would've been nice. I would've not worked here. I got to my second interview in medical sales that they basically were like, you either

had to be a hot girl or a college athlete, like play football at college. And I think about that every now and then where I'm like I would have 100% just been selling opioids and been like what? It's money. Yeah, so that was good. I didn't get that because that was like the timeline lines up What I've been like, yeah It's fine. I applied to work for Bleacher report in 2011 and they said they sent me the the meanest rejection email Like quite it was it said like quite frankly Column like this is something we would never allow to appear on any of our Yeah, I gotta look that one up. I was a production intern

For the I applied to be a production intern for the Flyers interview went really well. I was still in school and The guy called me was like we want you to take the job But can you take this basically asking can you take the semester off because the other guy like Drexel gives people a semester off so he could do five days a week I only do three and I was I remember I was so upset I was like I can't just like take flyers max but an awesome dream question here's my rejection letter from Bleach Report just found it your post included offensive language Such as men such as mentioning of the Aryan race

It was about Bruce Aryans Thanks once again, we apologize for not notifying you sooner below is a copy of your post for your own records This is something that we would not allow on any of our sites. How are they doing now? Pretty good. Yeah. Okay. Do we have any others? I'll tell you what that was. That was some good questions.

Yeah, that was a good one. The main issue coming away from writing sample is that you were missing several things. For one, your points were not backed up with any supporting information or analysis. Not a point. Simply stating a coach's win loss record is not enough. You need to actually back those opinions up. Nope. Anything about the grammar. This is assumption. It comes to no backing in all honesty, as sentences like this that are content moderation teams would not let

on our site. We'd rather have you produce an article that is based on results. Losers. And more importantly the situation around Chuck Pagano is a sensitive subject. That's great. Alright perfect let's do numbers. 17. 3. 56. 11. Whoa Matt! 38 a pft have you ever gotten this anyone oh how does that feel feels great I love it cuz I'm about to get number eight 78 not even close 78 Love you guys. So So So So Thanks for watching!