Pardon My Take - Fantasy Football Preview with Jerry O’Connell, NFL New Rules Refresher, CFB Is Back, Mt Rushmore of Pizza Toppings And Fyre Fest

Episode Date: September 1, 2023

College Football is back and people got screwed with their TV coverage(00:00:00-00:09:32). We do our NFL new rules refresher, football math quiz for Hank and faces in new places(00:09:32-00:30:29). Jerry O’Connell joins the show to catch up with the guys and then we break down our fantasy football preview, who were drafting, stay aways and Jerry’s poem for Jake(00:30:29-01:47:35). Mt Rushmore of pizza toppings and we finish with Fyre Fest of the week(01:47:35-02:08:27)You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

Hey, part of my take listeners. You can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen, add free on Amazon Music. On today's part of my take, we have our very good friend, Gerio Connell in person. He flew to Chicago for 10 hours just to do our annual Fantasy Football preview with Gerio Connell. And it delivered. He wrote a poem for Jake at the end. just to do our annual fantasy football preview with Jerry O'Connell. And it delivered. He wrote a poem for Jake at the end.

It was a great time. A lot of laughs. College footballs back. We're gonna talk about that. We have the finale for Mount Rushmore season. We're just, we're like a 16 and 15 and one team playing none of the starters in week 18 Hank is just It's a hang on cruise control. Yeah, it's sad. It's sad. All right. I think it's actually it's it's way more disgusting What Hank did then what we did in the pizza draft? Yes, I'd agree, but we're gonna run back to pizza draft for real this time Off the dome. Hank's going for the first overall pick. He's going for the first overall pick and next year's Mount Rushmore. We're gonna do fire fest the week.

We're gonna send everyone on to Liberty Week and Great Long Weekend and football's back. What? I'll give you another bonus in this episode. Just a prediction off the top. If you've never heard Hank Yon, I think this might be a hot-hanky on excellent news. Also, I completely forgot we have presentations today. Oh yeah. We have the presentation. Very cool, Jake. New have presentations today. Oh, yeah, we have the presentation Very cool. Take a new place presentation. Yeah, new face new place Rules are you doing rules? Yeah rules and then you to Hank football man. Yeah, Hank is gonna ace his football That's three parts presentation. Okay, so before we get to all of that a quick word from our friends of Verizon

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So go become a Verizon person. It is the best in the biz, and they're getting you ready for football. Okay, let's go It's part pardon my take. There's an about our support. Yeah. Welcome to part of my take today is Friday, September 1st. Is the first of the moon. Wake up, wake up, wake up.

Is the first of the moon. Yeah, that's right. We have in a wonderful day. Football's back. And I love it. And I love it, Big Cat. We got to watch multiple meaningful football games tonight. It's back for most of us.

Yes. We got to watch. I had Graham Mertz, PTSD, great kid. They're just kids. Just a reminder, college football. They're just kids. Yeah. But under pressure didn't feel so good.

It was not good for him tonight. Utah looks great, even though they don't have a starting quarter back But they still look really good I say it was back for most of us because there was a big big fiasco going on with cable service tonight. Yes Spectrum and ESPN decided to in their contract terminate their contract at kickoff for Utah, Florida. So if you have spectrum, you got treated to the pregame shows and then a fade out to black at kickoff, that is terrorism.

These are terrorists that we're dealing with. And you're making me choose between spectrum, a cable company that everybody hates because we hate all cable companies, it seems like. And then ESPN, and I don't, you don't have a winner. I don't want to root for either one of these sides because I'm sure ESPN is charging a fuckload of money to the cable companies. The cable companies rip you off every month when they make you pay your cable bill.

And now they're just cutting service off at the worst possible time to start the year. This is injustice. It's fucking terrorism is what it is. This is injustice. This should be, we should march on Washington. We should. This is injustice. It's fucking terrorism is what it is. This is injustice. This should be we should march on Washington. Should. This is bullshit. I'm boycotting ESPN until next, next Monday night.

Okay. I was gonna say until tomorrow night, I think they have a couple games tomorrow. Okay. So I'll boycott until tomorrow night. Yeah. Yeah. The good news is though, people were watching on Fox,

got to see football in its purist form. I'm talking about Nebraska, Minnesota. First half, can I read seven possessions? Seven possessions, punt, punt, feel goal, interception, misfeel goal, interception. There's actually six possessions. So I think Nebraska's gonna all figure it out. They don't need to step it up to compete with the Ohio States of the world. They just need to drag everybody down to their level. And then beat you with experience.

Yeah, get them into the depths. Yeah, drown them. To the depths and wait for them to drown. Yes. Also, the replay official in that game should be investigated. Agreed. That was bullshit what happened in Nebraska at the end of the first half. But Paul, don't lie, they came back score touchdown early.

Yeah, but that also was very much an Nebraska. Like, you can just tell a team like Nebraska. And I do do think Matt rules a good college football coach. Notice I said college football. Yeah, but that also was very much a Nebraska. Like you can just tell a team like Nebraska. And I do do think Matt rules a good college football coach. Notice I said college football. When a team like Nebraska has something like that happen to him, I even set it out loud. We were all watching.

I was like, they're getting zero points here. Next play interception. You know what I love about Matt rule is that everywhere he goes, he makes the team that he joins, design a smock for him to wear. It's like the smock follows him, he won't join your program unless you have a smock designer on point.

There are a few of those guys, like I'm sure that Chris would get the custom made sweatshirts, and where they went to Heather Gray sweatshirts. Yes. The John Dorsey, the GM, now he's with the Lions, he was with the chiefs and the Browns earlier. He had those same like,

We saw him. Gray sweatshirts that he gets made especially for him everywhere he goes and we saw him in Detroit and he was the only one in the building rocking that sweatshirt. I think it goes even further than clothes. I think like if Dabo ended up somewhere else he would be like let's build a hill so I can run down first in front of everyone. Yeah because it is about me. I've noticed that the kids urban Meyer he just spends everywhere he goes. There's some college girls around him, there's some buttoles kind of wild ready to get figured. Yeah, but college football is back. It's great to see all the games out there. It's it's it's I don't really I was thinking about it earlier. Like I love the NFL. The NFL is obviously the best sport in the world, but there's

something about the chaotic chaotic nature of college football that you can't expect. Like what you're watching sometimes just isn't football. Like devolves into some other type of sport, even that Nebraska plays a perfect example that it's just, it's so entertaining. It's so entertaining. Like NFL is like, you go in and you know it's gonna be like a nine out of 10 movie every single time.

College is like, you could be watching a five out of 10 then it's an 11 out of 10. Well sometimes the like two out of 10 games are the best. Right. Right. Yeah, Nebraska's touchdown that they had. It was on a like a pass back to their quarterback who then batted the ball forward in a touching tribute to their volleyball team that filled the stadium like 90,000. Shout out them.

That was incredible. It was awesome. 92,000 people. Yeah. 92,000 people who watch Women's Volleyball is awesome. Women's Volleyball doesn't get enough credit. It's a fun sport to watch. It is.

Every time I watch it, I get fooled watching from the camera angle. I'm like, no, jumping the air now. There's like three people jumping despite it. It's crazy. Yeah. It is a very fun sport to watch.

That was very cool. First televised broadcast I ever did. ACC Network Extra Women's extra women's volleyball Syracuse Georgia Tech. Wow. Okay. Last one. Passed there. People put that it put that in your Jake trivia. Shout liberos. Shout liberos. They were the ones who wear the different color. Oh, yeah, that's right. That's what they call them. They don't want to get this. We just call them the captains. Yeah, we compliment to women's volleyball. We don't have to. We spent a lot of time talking about women's volleyball. Yes, I can probably more time than baseball Dinger's only Okay, so

Now the footballs back we have a couple presentations. We're gonna do today We're going to jake has new memes did this right memes in the new games than collabed. Okay, so are you gonna be able to put this in the YouTube? Are you gonna be able to put this in the YouTube for the people? How are we gonna be able to see this right now? I sent it to them. I sent it to Evan. It'll be in the YouTube.

Okay, but what about us right now? I can just like, okay, all right, put it right there. Yeah, all right. Yeah. We could put on the TV, too. See that? Yes, put on the TV.

Memes Jake joined. Okay, a memeses Jake joint. Okay. A memes and Jake collab. I noticed that you just put by Jake Marsh. Oh, yeah. That was. Okay. Great.

So memes has been completely erased. Well, you're part of this too. Me, your, oh, I'm doing a quiz with, with Hank. Well, yeah, that's what I have a part two of the presentation. That's true. Yeah. Okay.

This is to get everyone ready for football season is very important for everyone to listen to. I'm sure you nailed this power. It's right off the bat. I like two things, Jake. One, you did part one, part two, part three, and Roman numerals, which is great. That's like football. You know, super bowl stuff. And then you say all information courtesy of the NFL. Yeah. Thank you for doing that. And Jake, make sure you explain all information courtesy of the NFL. Yeah, thank you for doing that. Okay And Jake make sure you explain each slide for the podcast listeners. I'm just gonna put this on the YouTube as well. Yes, okay So starting with I'm already bored 22 but

Ten of me now ten of them are just like bang bang you guys guess Now, 10 of them are just like bang bang, you guys guess. Okay, all right, all right, all right, all right. Check you guys out with their pictures and pull. Okay, okay, all right. Who, 22, that was like, when you like go, like a trainer works you out, they're like, we're gonna do like eight different things and then we're gonna run a mile.

It's like, well, I can't do this. You gotta, you should've told us there were five slides and then just kept on surprising us with more. There's only three parts. You gotta understand. And you're one of them. Okay, yeah. You keep saying that. It, my, my thing is very easy.

Hank, 14 plus three. 17. Two touchdowns in an extra point. What? Two touchdowns in an extra point. Two touchdowns in one extra point. I, two touchdowns in an extra point. 13. Okay, that was slow.

That was very slow by you. You had to ask it twice. Because his mind went to like, wait, is it touchdown with seven? Yeah, yeah. 28 plus 14. 42. That's great.

You think's getting better, right? All right, I have one. What Hank, what is the difference between these two scores? 31 to 17. 14. Yeah, it 31 to 17. 14. Yeah, it's pretty nice. That's nice. In my opinion, that's the biggest 14 point lead in football.

Never said that. Are you guys gonna sprinkle those tribute questions in throughout? Yeah, we'll just do that. Okay. Four touchdowns, four extra points, three field goals. No. Come on.

Four touchdowns, four extra points, three field goals. Four times six. Come on, Hayden. 24. Why don't you just do four times seven? Four touchdownss four extra points three field goals four times six. Come on 24. Why would you do four times seven four Tessons for points 28 your three Yeah, 28 37 yeah, yeah, okay, he's hot. He's hot. Don't want the boy cook up. I thought he had his math conversation three Three touchdowns. No two extra, one two point conversion and a safety. This is the worst podcast again, right?

We didn't even get through one Jake slide. I was hoping that if we did enough math Jake would just leave. We're not doing this. All right, here we go. We got the rule of changes. I feel like I'm back in school. Rule of changes, the first rule of change in three play reversal. Under two minutes, if something is reversed, the play clock is reset to 40 instead of 25. That's when the guys are all going like this. Yeah, that's easy.

That's the easy one thing. Yeah, okay. But there is a little like specific. Talk that past through it. Okay, also inside two minutes, if there is a reversal, they will potentially do a 10 second runoff or charge a team timeout. I'm confused, go to the next slide.

All right. This one's actually good. Okay. If you fail, all failed more down conversion. Yeah. All failed fourth down conversions are automatically reviewed like touchdowns. I like that.

Oh, okay. That is good. Yeah, we would have known that. Exactly, but if it's successful and a team wants to review it being reversed, you have to challenge. Right. Got it. On the defensive side. Okay. So, and head coaches are prohibited from challenging a failed fourth down conversion. Right. Cause it's automatically reviewed. Yeah. Got it. So you don't need to burn a challenge. So I think

that benefits everyone. I actually really like that. Okay. Okay. Good. Good. They want to clarify the use of the helmet. The biggest thing got This is background choice. It's band-aid Yeah, PowerPoint like auto generated some of them. I feel like this one fit because injuries The biggest thing with use to the helmet is Helmet to helmet is obviously what we know But you can get penalized for a helmet to any part of an opponent's body. So if you look at this next slide, you see those two examples I pointed out.

They're not technically helmets, a helmet, but if you use your helmet as a weapon, correct. All right. So maybe I'm naive here, Jake. So we're going to have to do a lot more of these. So we're going to have to do a lot more of these. You can find something that a defensive player does. It could have resolved a bigger gray area. What about running backs?

Yeah. Yeah. Fuck, I can't do it. Hank, the total is 50 and a half. Give me a winning score for your over. 25, 26. Nice. Good job.

All right. Yeah, so we'll see. But yeah, you guys are right. Like, how much use it almost every play? Yeah, okay, this is gonna be a disaster. So we'll see. But yeah, you guys are right. Like, you're how much use it almost every plan. Yeah. Okay. This is going to be a disaster. How they call this. But it's just point of emphasis for the season. Tripping is now personal file 15 year penalty. I'm not exactly sure what it was before, but it wasn't this. So now it's even worse. Was tripping 10 yards. It might have been 10 years before.

Doesn't happen often. But okay. Yeah. The first thing that comes to mind is that Jetscoch against the dolphins. Oh, on the sidelines. Yeah, old heads would know Mike Tomman, although he didn't fully trip. Oh, he stood in the way. He tried to trip. Kobe Jones.

What about when Aaron Rodgers takes his teammates down to Costa Rica? Oh, I see you did there. Nice. Stripping. Yeah. Now you're tripping, Jake. Yeah.

Jake's not familiar with that. No, he's not. No. You guys have talked about this a little bit. The new Jersey number categories. You may think, oh, Teddy Bridgewater wore 50. Preseason, apparently, you're a lot to wear, whatever you want. OK. So regular season, zero is obviously in play,

and a few other changes. OK, this actually makes sense. So lime in her 50 to 79, defensive lime in 50 to 79, 99, 99, they kept it, I like this. Quarterback wearing zero would be legendary. I don't know if anyone is, but that would be all you did. No, but that'd be bad ass. A kicker wearing zero would be terrible. Worst running back number, 47.

That would be a pretty bad running back number. That seems like fullback. That is. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But that's like each back, I think. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Um, and these are the last two rules of note that, uh, I thought were important. Uh, if you're penalized on the last play of a half, the offense doesn't get the benefit of replaying it down. Okay. Smart. Yep. Okay. That's lame. Yeah. But if hell marries, they're fun. And then lastly, I really think this is a good one. It's a brought pretty rule. Yeah. Teams will now be allowed to carry an emergency

third quarterback on the active game day roster. That's not part of the 53 man. That's why I need to beat him and got kicked. Yeah. I think it's like the goalies in the stands. Yeah. Pretty much. Hank. So like the Patriots, for example, they could be doing this. They only need to have Mac Jones on the 53 man and just have a game day quarterback as the backup. You guys got Mac Corell I think. Yeah, so he might be cutting him.

Yeah, so Mac Corell, he might not have to be on the 53 man. He can just be the game day. Do the Patriots have too many good quarterbacks? Some are asking. Yeah. So those are your rule changes. Okay, thanks Jake, very cool. Good job, thanks.

I had your part built it. Yeah, we did my part, Hank passed the test. That was a pretty cool Jake. I don't know if it wasn't very cool. It's pretty, I mean, it's rule, it can't be very good. No, but it's good because there's a couple of nuggets that you need to sound smart when someone's like, hey, why are they challenging this failed for it down? Pretty much what they did was they gave the NFL refs the opportunity to throw a flag on

any play that they want to throw a flag on right for the helmet thing. Right. Okay. So just heads up. That's that's major NFL rigged vibes right there. Hank 27 plus 15 42. I didn't know that one. Yeah, that was good. That was a part of those a swami Score right there. Hank, I think you're ready for NFL season. Fuck it. You are it feels good. I'm excited Three touchdowns two extra points in a field goal Three touch sir. There it is. He's ready 57 plus 24 three touch. There it is. He's ready. 57 plus 24. 71. That's probably right. No, it's 81. That's a big 12. That's not NFL. Okay. Good job, Jake. Thanks. Now the third and final part of our presentation, we have 10 guys. This was kind of spoiled by Gerry O'Connell. Yeah, really? Yeah, well. But Darren Waller, for those listening. Tune in to Jerry's fantasy preview,

Darren Waller's a very important piece of his dress. Would you guys have known this before this morning? Yes, yes, yes. Okay, it gets a little harder. Okay. Memes approved all of them. Okay. All right, that was nice.

That was a nice, cool animation. That was throwing memes out of the bus just in case. Yeah, just in case. No, no, no, it was no, memes approved all of them. In case you have an issue with it, there's also went through memes. And I noticed memes wasn't on the title card. Nope, the buy-out should have been nice.

Uh-huh, on me. Miles Sanders. Miles Sanders is on the... No, I know this, fuck. I don't know this. I'm gonna guess, is he on the lines? No, they know this fuck. I don't know this. I'm gonna guess is he on the lines? No, no They got Taylor Swift He's on the Panthers Jake

Yes, let's go Panthers. All right, okay, so you got PFT's two for two Leader in the club. We're doing scores. No, no, no takes right. All right. We don't have to no, no, wait. We are Alan Robinson saints. I'm gonna go with the Browns. Alan Robinson. Where is he? Oh, I don't know. I don't know. Texans. Stealer. So good on that.

Oh yeah. Well, Jake, that's Alan Robinson the second that you put up there. Yeah. Okay. I now remember Jersey, Jersey, Jerry being like Alan Robinson's a beast. I was like, you know, like four years ago. Yeah. Okay.

All right. Number four. Gardener Mintiold. Yeah, he is a cult. Yes he is. Our favorite team. Yeah, okay. All right. Number four. Gardener Minsholt. Yeah, he is a cult. Yes he is. Our favorite team. Yep. Okay.

Kicker, Brandon McManus. Oh man. He's on the Broncos for a long time. I guess it's the same. It's the one and the same. I think he's on the same stage. He's a fitting from, yeah, Will Lutz. Yeah.

Fitting for a Gerry O'Connell episode that we talk kickers for fantasy perspective. No one takes a kicker to the last round. That's just okay. He's a kicker of the Jaguar. Okay, it might be relevant this season. Okay, they look to... Not on the Titans, that's all.

Okay, don't have a... Jarrett Stittum. We're failing this. Well, he actually is on the Saints. Jarrett Stittum is? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, because I remember and we were watching a... I don't think he is on the Saints, Jared Sidham is. Yeah. Okay. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Because I remember we were watching a, I don't think he is on the Saints tank. No. You just, you just said that was such a constant. Wait. Is he on the sex? No.

Uh, Stidham is, I think he's on the Broncos. Oh, yeah, he's on the Broncos. Okay, cool. Okay, Jared Sidham is on the Broncos. Yeah. These are very hard. Sorry. No, that's okay. It was memes fault.

No. You said that. Nelson Aguilar. Didn't he just get Raiders? Did he just get signed? Let's all view this as a trivia. Let's just view it as informational. Okay. Well, no, you started keeping school. Yeah, that was stupid.

You're taking it. I don't like this. You're taking the competition. Everyone gets a trophy. I think it's the Saints Come on. What's he was beyond he's a Raven. Oh the Ravens just wouldn't got every receiver this year, huh? All right three more Dalton Schultz Isn't he on the bills?

That's all in King Cade Cardinals taxons taxons great Cade. Cardels. Taxins. Taxins. Great. Mike Gassicki. Oh, he's I remember. No, I don't. We talked about this in the last. Yeah, we're playing for failing this. So bad. Packers. Hank, he's your tight end. Oh, huge. All right. Last one. Running back Devon single Terry from the bills to Saints I'm just guessing take I got it. Yeah My strategy of guessing Texans for every player work. Take one. I think mean big catch time Listeners lost yeah, and then the final slide

Reminders for reminders coming up. Oh, this is big. Okay, read them all so right now We have remind big cat and pft to take Patrick at home to win the aFC West done. Should we take okay? Yeah, I'm gonna do right Patrick homes chiefs to win the aFC West following are all week one reminders Colt haven't won a nine straight week ones. Okay, okay Chargers and week one yep disregard all your week one reminders Okay, baby chargers and week one yep disregard all your week one reminders PFC don't believe in Carson when to be starts And then if a bad team is good after the first three weeks just wait okay

But also Disregard all of these yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, and thank you for your time. Okay The graphic on this last slide is just the dimensions are all wrong. It's all wrong. It's stretched it out. Yes, but yeah, there you have it. Sure, great. Thank you very much, Jake. Great job. Very cool, Jake. Thank you. Very cool.

Okay, that felt good. I feel like we're ready to go. I'm back and my body is ready for football. I know. It's so ready. It's so ready. I just want football inside me. What else do we have, anything else of note that we need to talk about?

There's that awesome porta-potty fight, the chicks at the Morgan Wall and it's pretty good. I saw the video and I was like, Morgan Wall and Concert. Yeah. You knew right off the bat. That was awesome. It was straight like Monday night RAW. I don't think there were any fights

at Taylor Swift concerts. No. Well, it was probably just passive aggressive like bitchiness. I think all of them had just broken up with their boyfriend. So they were just all crying together. Yeah. Okay. Oh shout out Alec Engold. Yes. Alec Engold got paid today on a fullback sliding scale, but 17 million not bad for fullback. That's pretty damn good. I also was saying, we talked about Ronald

Okunio the other day because of the fans. And it dawned on me that Ronald is just a weird name. Ronny. We just don't even think about it. Like he's the best player in baseball. His name is Ronald. His name should be Ronnie. Ronny. Ronald. Oh, and Cooper Cup got heard again. Yep. The Rams are going to be the worst team in the league. I don't think they're gonna be the worst. I actually, I have a new proprietary betting strategy for this year. It's hot.

Okay. Just fade the cardinals. Fade the cardinals. I don't believe their head coach. I don't believe it. I don't believe. Pupu explosive. He did like the fire up speech for the guys.

You know how like Salah did the crow versus the eagle thing. His speech was just like looking around the room being like who here took the bus to get here. Well you better light a fire if you don't have that fire because we're here to do one thing and that's wind football games. And I was like fuck this guy. Yeah I'm out. Yeah he's yeah I like that car. Feed the car nose and the Rams. Yep. Big time. Set a room about the play each other. Uh, that's why it's tight. Twice.

Okay, tie, tie, tie, tie. You can get some juicy odds on ties. Yeah, you can. I also had one of the other things. Jake, actually, can you remind us to bet ties when the car was ramped for each other? Thank you. I did a meet and greet at Mariana's this morning for Stella Blue. It was great seeing people come by.

One person asked me a question that I have to, that's just been in my head the entire time. He said that he and his friends are having this debate. Jake, do you put the order on your socks? No. Okay. He explained it to me. He's like, I feel like Jake's a type of guy, like when he goes out and golfs,

like we'll have like a deodorant stick for his socks to keep him not smelling bad. Sometimes he keeps a stick in my golf bag Okay, but he when he explained it to me I was like, yeah, I think Jake does do that and okay I'm bugging me all that. I've seen old dudes like spray their shoes. Yeah, I don't know what's in those Yeah, I don't know what's in those either because nothing works nothing works on feet. No either you got smelly feet Or you don't yeah, some feats all right confirmed Not putting deodorant on your socks that feels good right Jake get that't. Yeah, feet, all right, confirmed, not putting deodorant on your socks.

That feels good, right, Jake? Get that out. Yeah, do not. Because the rumor just people were buzzing about it. I'm raising my hand. You do? No, no, no, no, I have something. Are you asking for permission to talk?

Yeah, I'm asking for permission. Permission granted. He was the most awkward. He had the interruption. So as you were talking about Ronald, you know, he had a home run. Oh, well, okay. It's Ron who's a well that's Ronald. Who's team is he on? He's on mine. Oh, okay. So that's how you know, um, I have a, uh, you think, yeah. So a story just came out

two days ago that it turns out that the government of Qatar paid $300 million in bribes to the FIFA hosting committee. What? Just, you know what, when you think you know a guy like the Amir, he was a great host, I didn't think he would stoop to this level. This is crazy. I thought that the world cup that was hosted in a country where it's 120 degrees in the summer,

I thought that that was done on the up and up. But it turns out, yeah, they paid, this is actually a pretty sweet gig to be on the board of FIFA on the up and up. But it turns out, yeah, they paid. This is actually a pretty sweet gig to be on the board of FIFA on the committee that decides where to put the world cup. Yeah. There were 22 people that split $350 million allegedly. That's awesome. Pretty cool. And I don't think it's against the law to bribe like a soccer organization, right? What laws could have, maybe tax laws, but in terms terms of like, if they're not a government official

that you're giving money to a very persecution, like you can bribe anybody. Right. And it was like a woe, that's crazy moment for me to realize that bribing people is actually very legal to do. Yeah. You just can't do it to like a cop. We should try to get involved in the next world cop. Yeah, we will host it in the new Chicago office.

Yeah, everyone everyone get when we'll be done by 2028. Yeah, we'll be good. Pete, oh, I had one last thing breaking mose. I'm chef to report it earlier today. Oh, I'm breaking mose. TJ Hawkinson's, uh's ear infection and back pain, which limited his practice time this summer feel much better today.

Because he got paid. Yeah, so no more ear infection. That's good. One of the funniest breaking news is he's like, it reads like sending in a report to like your teacher for your kids like, yeah, he's feeling, flu is gone, feeling a lot better. He'll be back at school tomorrow. He's been all day getting fluids on the couch. So he's right. So yeah, congrats to

DJ Hawkins on his ear being good. Feels much better. That was one we love Shafter. We give him shit. That was 100% attacks from an agent. I actually think that the way that he was trying to phrase it was like all that money makes his ear feel better. I don't think it was him just being like good news. T.G. Arkansas ear isn't leaking anymore. I think it was like money.

Cures everything. He's been cute. He's being cute. I don't like it when he gets cute. He got cute with it. Yeah. He's a robot. He used to be a robot.

He is. He's a very cute robot. Yeah. Yeah. With the Hawkinson news, I get to vibe from a lot of Vikings fans that they're kind of halfway in halfway out on that because they're pissed off about the year infection thing. Yeah, they're like he's probably going to ask us for another contract in the next year, but it's feeling much better. It's better now. Yeah, it's better now. The money you just, you just dry it up, dry up all the flu in your ear with some money. It would be very funny if you sat out week one though with the ear infection ear infection. Yeah, I don't think that will go well in the locker room. Okay, let's get to our fantasy football preview

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He'd WL AWL. He took a red eye from California. He then went to Planet Fitness to get a lift in and a quick shower. Right. I had to go number two. He had to go number two. $10 a month. Yeah. That's it. I can't do it.

I joined the free pizza. Came to the studio and is going to fly back to LA at four o'clock today. Yeah. Now, my first question is, would you have done all this if you didn't make the Mount Rush more of guess? Ah, that's such a good question. That was a real honor. I really good question. That was a real honor. I really have to say it was a real honor.

I was listening last week to your show and Tony Sheffler. Who did you have on? Tony Sheffler, yes. Tony Sheffler and he was so offended that he wasn't on the Mount Rushmore and I got to tell you I was listening. I was on the steering machine at my PF, at my plan of fitness. This is not I'm not sponsored by them at all. I just like to work out there because it's so cheap.

It's great, it's a good business model too. It's like don't work out too hard. So that way you keep coming back. Here's pizza rolls while you work out. No, let me tell you really why I like, I can't believe we're plugging them so much. I'm not sponsored anyway. But I'm starting to think you are sponsored.

No, I'm not. But I'm gonna tell you why I'm not sponsored anyway, but I'm starting to think you are a sponsor. No, I'm not. But I'm going to tell you why I'm not sponsored because planet fitness is, um, it's a little rough around the edges, especially if you have to change or use locker rooms or like a lot of times you'll get on a bench at planet fitness and a large man will come up and immediately go, oh, how many, how many more you got? How many more do you have? And it's just, it's very aggressive there. So you always have to be either lifting or acting like you're about to lift. Because it's, and I really think it, it helps me keep my edge working out of plan of fitness. It's done. It's ready for anything. So it's, yeah, it's kind of like prison. We'd be like a nicer, we'd like better pads

on the, on the, on the, on the Nautilus missions. I was a member of a gym that is, of infinitely more expensive, outrageously expensive, and it rhymes with the equinox. And I was like, why am I paying, what do I, I don't want a towel? Like I'm not gonna like towel myself. Like I'm not gonna use eight towels, this isn't worth it.

I'd rather just bring my, you know, Snoopy towel in my bag, in my like, Duffle bag and do it Rocky style, you know? Did Rocky use fresh towels? I don't think so. I, not the one where he was training a cab at least. I recently became a member of a gym where they, they have like two bars that you have to walk past to get to the actual work out.

Oh, you mean that serve alcohol, not like not like not like squat bars. No, I'm talking like alcohol. Like you have to you have to pass up alcohol and a full restaurant to get that's I mean, it's a good business model. They'll just make people think that they're yeah, they're out of night. I worked out at a gym where they had a smoothie bar and I'd always get a good business model, they'll just make people think that they're out of nightclubs. I worked out at a gym where they had smoothie bar, and I'd always get a smoothie and say, I'll put some energy in there, put some creatine in there,

and then I got really fat working out there because I was like having a thousand calorie shake. You're like Michael Phelps. And only burning off like 200 calories. Walking uphill for 30 minutes, and then drinking a 3000 calorie. That's not, yeah. So it didn't work out, but I'm gonna get back to the AWL, 200 calories walking uphill for 30 minutes. And then and then drinking a 3000 calorie. Yeah. So it didn't work out, but I'm going to get back to the AWL back back to the Mount Rushmore.

It really was a it's a really high honor. I mean that from the bottom of my heart, no, no joking, no shade. It really, I've known you guys for years. I've been fans. I think what you do is just a lot of fun. I list you all the time and I wanted to, I thought, full disclosure, I thought I was coming to Chicago to see the new studios that you keep talking about.

I told you, I told you many times that it's not open yet, but we will. And this, I walked in here and I mean, no offense to you or to bar stool or to business Pete, but this is a shit. It's not great right now. I also should say because I want to hear this story. But someone upstairs takes a shit.

Yeah, no, you'll hear the flush. I warned Jerry that this is the only functional podcast studio. I think in America that has toilets on the fact that you'll hear that. So we were you're such a good friend. You also came. We had a Stella blue meet and greet at Mariano's this morning. You can. Mariano's is a grocer, a local grocer here in in Chicago fancy. Yep. And we now have Stella blue in there's in their stores. So Jerry came by and I want I won story from Jerry there. He was true. Jerry. He is the same off camera on camera. One guy came up to us

and he was like, Hey, can you do a shout out for my basketball, my intramural basketball team, with players nation. Yeah. And he was like, I want, we have an Instagram account. Can you do a shout out? So Jerry and I did a shout out for this guy. And as the guy was walking away, Jerry just said, make sure you tag me in that. So I was like, this is Jerry, but you also started to tell a story that I said, stop, save it for the show. You were in a meeting and being an AWL helped you. This is so crazy. So there's an actor strike, all of Hollywood is striking.

Another reason why I came is because I married to an actress also, Rebecca Romaine, look it up. I've heard of it. And we're both on strike. So we're, how do I say this? I'm not having a Mitch McConnell moment. Scams.

No, we're not scams. No, we're not working. So we're like to get, we have to be with each other all the time. And my wife is very busy, works a a lot and now my wife isn't and so I just I I When you said let's do the podcast. We can do it over zoom. You can stay home. I was like, you know Mr. Cat, please let me get me out of here. I have to come to Chicago and like there was other family members in front of me and big cat was like, um, no, no, you can just zoom and I was like, no, no, you need me in Chicago to come to the temporary shithole offices of bar stool. Yeah, I just had to get the fuck out of there. I really did.

It's crazy. It's like the pandemic all over again. Love my unions, love sag, love WGA union strong. We stand with you. But you are going to take your voice from this interview and just AI it and then we can interview AI Jerry. We never have to have you on again. But what was the story you were going to tell me?

Oh yeah. So it's been like a strike and I haven't been drawing a salary. I haven't been getting paid. No one has been. It's a reunion strong, right? And my agent called me, which rarely happens, especially these days, and said, the president of this company wants to meet with you. And it's a big company. I'm not going to say, because meet with you. And it's a big company.

I'm not going to say because it's a company. It's a real company. And uh, it sounds real. Yeah. No, it, it, it, it, it is. I, I swear, I'll, I'll tell you, I'll, I'll tell you off, Mike, I, I just don't want to put him on blast because he's like a boss and I don't want to get a real company. A real company, a very real company. Is it, is it Elon?

Elon wants a FaceTime. No, it's a real company. You would, you'd be shocked how real company, a very real company. Is it Elon? Did Elon want some FaceTime? No, not at all. You would be shocked how real a company is. It's an entertainment company. Okay, it's a real company. Okay. And I thought my agents made a mistake. You know, typically they call me, they're like, hey,

Ryan Reynolds dropped out of this still a blue thing at Mario. And I was, can you like pop in there? We said Jerry's good for it. No one cold, no one cold calls me. You know what I'm saying? And I was like, they said, are you available? And I was like, yeah, fuck yeah, get me out of here. Yes, I'm available.

So I, you know, got a blowout, I went to this meeting, walk into the meeting, waiting in the waiting room, meet the president, the boss. Get a fancy water, sit down, comes in the room, hey, I'm expecting he's gonna say, I got the show, I've got this thing, I really want to attach you to it. I've had my eye on you all these years, you know, ever since Kangaroo Jack, I knew it was you. And here we are. And I'm sitting in there and he sits down and he says, hey, I called you in here because I'm an A.W.L. I have so many questions about PMT.

And we talked about PMT for, I mean, it was supposed to be a half hour meeting, it ended up being close to two hours. And it's funny, at first I was a little like, oh shit, I thought my talent got me in this room, but no, it's just been, it's been you guys really. So I did wanna say thank you and also like, getting back to the whole thing about, you know, being a Mount Rush more guest, it really has had a very positive effect on my life.

It's pretty cool to hear the Bob Iger's epic of. I was, that's awesome. Did you ask any Fessie football questions? You know what, this particular guy, I don't think I'll get in trouble for saying this, is a huge Eagles fan. Oh. So, does he wanna advertise on the show?

Did you try to sell some ads? I, I, I didn't sell some ads. I mean, I realized you guys are ad based now that the gaming stuff is not there now, but I, I mean, I'll be on the lookout now. I, I did sell some copy today. So I watched that happen. To go to a look grocer and sell some copies. So yeah, no, I'm willing to help some ad revenue.

When Penn owned us, we were not allowed to do, I mean, we could do mostly anything, but obviously you can't tie in sex and alcohol and drug use. And those were Jerry's big three that he would always bring up with you as talk about gambling. We had to cut all the interviews. If you thought that Jerry's a great guest before, now you're getting uncut, Jerry.

I was so bummed that whole fisting, I went on for like an hour about the fisting thing. And then I listened to the show and it was gone. Yeah, Jerry and his buddies, every year, they have a fisting fancy football league where the loser gets fisted by the other level. Yeah. And you just like cut it out. So, well, I can like save that story for this episode. Yeah, we're glad to have you, Jerry. We do miss you when you're not around. I I feel like we know so much about you Because you've been on the show a lot, but before you came in I looked up Jerry O'Connell trivia on the way in oh, it's gonna be good and so I was wondering if you would like to play some Jerry O'Connell trivia about yourself sure. Yeah, okay

Who was your across the street neighbor when you lived in Chelsea? Oh inconceivable Wallace Sean. Yep, there you go. In conceivable. Remember Princess bride. Yes That guy lived across the street from the apartment that I grew up in the street I grew up on and in the street I grew up on. And as kids, we were really cool with him. We didn't like blow him up or anything. Every time we saw him, we would yell, inconceivable, inconceivable.

And he loves that. He was into it. He was into it. I could tell. He was like, oh man, that's so cool that I've been acting my entire life and I'm known as the inconceivable guy. You know that guy actually, he lived upstairs for me.

When I lived in Charlottesville for like a year. That's crazy. We're neighbor buddy. We're as remote neighbors. Yeah, I believe he's still alive. Yeah, check that. You can see the way he's still alive. Okay, I'll check that.

What were you ranked at your highest when you were a college fencer? 17th. 17th in the nation? In the nation nationally. Hell yeah, that's pretty good. Yeah, you know, it was a big bummer. I missed top 10, which makes you all American and still it hurts a little bit. It hurts. Well, Sean's still alive. Okay, great. Yeah. I told you. Huge. Huge. So your daughter

as a cowboys fan, is that true? How have we not talked about this yet? How did that happen? You know, my, my daughters, I was really trying to when they were younger, when they were like Mr. Katz kids ages, I was trying to get them into the NFL because I've talked about it on the show before. It's such a struggle watching football in my house. It is... Someone I live with hates professional football and it's very difficult because

Sundays are typically family days and I've said before I only get two quarters of football a week and I'm hoping now that you know we're on strike and we're all home together. I can maybe get two and a half, maybe three quarters of football this season. Which you are by the way, we'll say this right now, when we do open the new office, we're going to find a Sunday that Jerry is going to watch all the games with us. Oh man. And do a show with us afterwards.

Literally do Burmins with us. You're gonna do everything. It's like my, oh, man, it's like my wake, it's like my make a wish. Yes. It literally is like my make a wish. It's gonna be a very special day. It's, uh, I just, I still can't believe

you guys get paid to basically watch football all day Sunday and then talk about it for 16-17 weeks. It's just it's it's just a dream. Um, that said, you know, another reason why I wanted to come here getting back to originally why I wanted to fly out. Um, It's a it's a big move that you guys made and I was interested in it. I work in media and it's showbiz and you got to be in New York or in LA. And you guys actively moved here. And I I'm intrigued by it. I was intrigued by it. I want you to see the space, the new office, which we might even I might even drive you down there and we can take a look at it after this, but let me ask you all with, with interviews,

is it, over zoom, is does something get lost? Yes. Or for a first time guest usually, first time guest. If it's somebody like you that we've had on before, right. And then you want to zoom in from your planet fitness, where you're getting your sets, and I think that's what you did last year. Last year, yeah, yeah, went in there. That's fine. That's good.

You like that. Wi-Fi is not that great at planet fitness. A lot of people use it to upload and download stuff. So it's just a very spotty Wi-Fi. But the PFT is right. If it's someone we know and they have a good connection, I don't think anything gets lost. Like we had Dan Patrick, which we're going to run next week.

It was a phenomenal interview. Yeah. Because he had great Wi-Fi. He was in his studio. He's in his studio. He's not a planet fitness. Yeah, we know him. We have rapport with him. So those type of guests, like some of our favorite guests,

our guests that we have on the Zoom, and they always deliver. And it's funny. I was just a Minneapolis last week. And it's funny. Sports was I was just a Minneapolis last week and it's funny sports are different. Sports are different when you're not on the coasts, you know, and listen, I'm from New York. I'm a huge New York fan. Like we love our sports, you know. But it's, you see, that's a lot of fun. Yeah. Somebody just took a shit. Oh my God, I can't believe it. It was definitely that young lady who I just met. I'm not kidding, I'm not kidding,

because you have to take a key and I went to the restroom. I often do my sink. Yeah, I'm not going to the restroom in a sink. I often do my sink. I work, especially where there's live twitches going on all the time. The last thing I need is me getting Jake getting like, like, Jake to like everyone seeing my thing in high school.

Um, uh, yeah, it was definitely that young lady who I met up there. I won't say her name because I saw her like, uh, what, wait, eyeing the key. God, that's so embarrassing. Yeah. You could tell she was number two. You can hear the turds hitting the side of the pipe.

Yeah. That was really crazy. God, I lost my train of thought. That really threw me. Well, I'll pick up where you were kind of going. Yeah. And we'll start the fantasy preview. How are you feeling about the Jets this year? It's a big year.

You know, it's funny. I've been watching hard knocks and it's funny. When I started to watch hard knocks, I was sort of not into it. First of all, I wasn't into it because, fuck, that. That's not a toilet. That's not a toilet. That's not a toilet.

That's not a toilet. That was a double flush. That was the second flush, same person. Yeah, that was the same person. How does business Pete have a job? It's great. I mean, I can't believe you complained about street noise for all those years, seven years. And now this is, this is actual shit.

It's like shit noise. It's not even like, oh, the pipes make noise. It's like the shit. You test us. He's testing. He's doing this on purpose. Why would you have a studio where shit is moving? I know.

It's a good question. Yeah, this is, we're playing podcasting on expert mode right now. They're just, they're turning up the difficulty. Yeah. All right, I was gonna talk about hard knocks. Fuck, it's so tough to, I just got off a red eye. Um, okay.

Um, uh, I had some issues with hard knocks. First of all, it's this, is someone flushing that on purpose? Is that chick, did she just on purpose? Is that chick? Did she just have a triple flusher? You know what I'm talking about, right? Don't say anyone's name because that's like HR stuff, but like, she can have HR anymore. Okay, HR is a HR's Hank, great.

That first speech that Robert Salahad, you know, that's the opening to Hard Knocks. And so Robert Salah comes out, good looking guy. And he says, let me tell you something about Eagles. And I was like, oh God, he's making an Eagles reference. Like, I don't know if that's really appropriate. Let me tell you something about Eagles. When they get attacked by crows, and I was like, oh, fuck, the jets are the crows.

Yes, the jets are just gonna fucking peck the Eagles. And we're just gonna keep pecking, and the jets are gonna, oh, just keep pecking till they're at the fucking Super Bowl. And he was like, an eagle eagle flies up and the crow dies All right, let's get out there and I was like god this like member Dan Campbell speech about dragging people out to the ocean I'm gonna fucking drown them And he had a you had a giant and he was like we're gonna fucking drown them I'm gonna pull him out there and then when they come up for air. We're gonna pull them back down

And that's what we're gonna do to every team. We're gonna pull them out there and then when they come up for air, we're gonna pull them back down and that's what we're gonna do to every team We're gonna fucking drown them Until their bodies are lifeless Okay Let's go like it was just so unmotivational and it really made me worried about the J Yeah, it was something that like Billy football would come up with as an animal fact at the end of a show It's like Billy football would have been more motivational. I think, sorry, but the crazy thing is, you're right, like the eagle should not be,

the eagle's not the underdog in the story. You're telling a story about a crow versus an eagle, and an eagle wins that fight 10 times out of 10, but the eagle strategy is to fly up until the crow suffocates. It doesn't even defeat the crow, the lack of oxygen defeats the crow, and then they fall, I think we're crows in that metaphor. We're all crows.

In life we're crows. We're all crows. We're all crows. We've just had fucking hardships. We'll never be eagles. We don't have rich parents. We don't, no one is an eagle. What is that analogy he's making?

I can't believe. Also, I mean, now I'm starting to wake up a little bit. I got some Stella blue in me. Fucking Nathaniel Hackett. Oh yeah. It's, I'll tell now I'm starting to wake up a little bit. I got some Stella blew in me. Fucking Nathaniel Hacker. Oh yeah. It's, I'll tell you what it is. I'm gonna make it analogies in actor, okay? As an actor, sometimes big stars, okay?

When getting a director for a movie, say, hey, hire that director. That, I like that director. Like, he does what I tell him to do, okay? And the problem is you don't get a director who comes in and goes, Hey, Tom, I don't know, I think we should play this with a little more emotion. And, you know, Tom is like, no, I'm going to play it. How I'm playing it, just go back to the monitor and let me act.

Like you need someone who is a superior who said who's critical. Right. Because it makes you better. Right. And the way it looks to me is that, uh, uh, that Aaron Rogers and this may not be a bad thing. Maybe it'll be a good thing. You know, maybe you do want a guy like Aaron Rogers running an offense is just basically Nathaniel Hackett is, is there for Aaron Rogers. A emotional support coach. Yeah. It's just having a buddy there who by the way is, I'm sorry, not, not like everyone's like, oh, he's talking so funny.

He's so funny. I think he is. Nice guy. I know he was on a show and I understand that. But like, like, I know, but like showing like gold like gold member. He's like very into gold members. That's his favorite film of all time. I mean, I guess the gold zone was kind of cool,

but like, he's a thing of how it's said. I mean, could you imagine if I just spoke in like Austin Powers like scenes, like if I just came on your show and I was like, yeah, already then Yeah Yeah You'd be like if the fucking guy out of here. Wait was that Austin Powers? Who knows If I just came in here and I was like gambling is legal it Bushwood's her and I never slice

That's a catty-check. Yeah, but I mean it's just no you know Austin Powers is he was British Yeah, baby. Yeah, there was British. Yeah, baby. Yeah, there we go. That's the one. There it is. So I was a little worried about that. And, um, you know, it's funny. I do want to say,

I was like your jealous of Mike Myers. That's what it sounds like to me. Um, um, another thing about, um, hard knocks that, um, I, it took a little bit of little bit of convincing of me is that typically Hard Knox is about the crows, the people who are trying to get on the team, the people who are struggling to get on the team, the people who remember how good, man, I think it was Man, I think it was Giovanni Bernard when he was like, Honda Odyssey got everything you need. Remember, he was pulling up in a Honda Odyssey and it was like so fucking great.

And there was a, Honda Odyssey's got everything you need. I got a CD player, I got like everything. You know, and this was the Aaron show. And at first it, like, I wasn't used to it. But you know what, I will say, I do think Aaron Rogers is a real star and I do find him magnetic and I do like watching him. Yeah.

I think he came across way better than a lot of people thought because for the longest time in Green Bay, he only gave interviews to select people that he would like hand pick and he developed a reputation for being kind of being like an asshole right yeah and then we see him on hard knocks and it's like this is guy that I might want to hang out with yeah I'm friendly people seem to like him oh man I got to tell you in that first episode when he was saying his Zach Wilson and I don't know his first name Boyle when he was like Tim every day we're going to go out we're going to make friends with someone on another team we're going to go make we're

going to introduce ourselves to someone with defense because we're leaders and that's what we do. I was really Uh, I was inspired by that. I was like, wow, look at him. He's uh He's uh, so so he's he's a lot of fun to watch. I still think they're only gonna win a game. Sorry Oh man. Is this you reverse jinxing him Jerry? I'm not reverse jinx. Are you afraid to believe? No, I just like listen me and big cat are fans of just disastrous franchises man. Is this you reverse jinks? I'm Jerry. I'm not reverse jinks. Are you afraid to believe? I just like listen, me and Big Cat are fans of just disastrous franchises. We're used to not having expectations and we're we would be afraid to have expectations. So we know where you're coming. Yeah, I'm a jet span. I've seen this. I've got, but it's okay to believe. Brett far. You know, don't believe so hard that then you turn around and you're like, I feel bad for you guys.

Like Billy did to us last year When the Jets won like you should believe you should believe you get believe as a Jets fan You get maybe one of these seasons every 10 years where you're allowed to be like I Think that we can do something magical. I want you to I want you to allow yourself to really explore that part of your brain Yes, really lean into it. I'm I'm right now in a very emotionally vulnerable spot with Justin Fields, because I all the way believe. Right. And I know deep down there's a chance

that something doesn't go well, and then I'll be crushed. Right. But the belief is fun. Right. Well, we're gonna talk about Justin Fields. Okay, all right, yes, let's do the ad. You got your suitcase?

Yeah. So this is all you brought on the plane. This is it What's it in Britz crackers? No, I have the O'Zimpyk you guys It's hard cordiary. Oh check out these shorts. Yeah, I like that. What are those? Louis Vuitton Yankee shorts that smell a little bit like the planet fitness locker room. Okay. Here we are

I creep briefcase This is what he brought to work today. I love it. Yeah, told my wife. I was going to do some business One pair of short Jerry's getting on board a plane carrying an old school briefcase. I was like, that guy's about to go close to deal. It's looking at him. It accidentally opens up as New York Yankees underwear fall out. Whoops. And a sheet with like the entire NFL crossoff. People were on the craft.

Oh, first of all, about our league. I'm a little concerned about it. I've done like sort of a desperate thing that you're not supposed to do. It's like I've been sending requests to the manager saying, hey, when are we starting this thing up again? And it's just so lame because it's like texting someone who like a girl who hasn't talked to you in like years.

Like, hey, you're, yeah. So Jerry, about that. I checked the group chat that we were on last year. I'd muted it. Oh, yeah, well, actually on purpose. No, yeah, because it was so annoying. It was annoying when they were trying to steal, yeah, steal Josh Allen's points away from us last year. Yeah.

It looks like we might have been kicked out because I was not replying to the text, but I replied, but, but I replied this, but, but I replied this morning. When it said, uh, yeah, we're looking for Jerry, which, who's Jerry? Is it Jerry from entourage? What? Different, different Jerry Kangaroo Jack Jerry is what C. Jim McCollum said. So you're Kangaroo Jack Jerry. Okay.

And I said, wait, should I just saw this as PFT or we officially out. We want in, you know, I've been in a lot of other you should tell them I've been in like standby me syndicate yeah, I was I did not ski I was I was in I'm in a syndicated show pictionary that's syndicated Watch what happens live with Andy. Yeah, I host a daytime show with CBS. I'm gonna say yes kangaroo jack chair Hey, what do you think by the way? Uh, we're going to keep going. But, but so this is important. Right now, I just got this text back. Um, Julius Randall is trying to sign up in our spot. So we just have to beat Julius Randall into logging in and then we're in. So I'm going to

do that right now. Uh, I'm not going to make it Julius Randall. Jerry, while he signs up quick sidebar. Yeah. Real housewives in New York, Newcast. Yeah. Um, I'm not gonna make it Julius Randall. Jerry, while he signs up, quick sidebar. Yeah. Real housewives in New York, Newcast. I'm, I heard you talking about it. I like the classics. Yeah, so do I. I miss Sonya.

Yeah, but it's funny, there has to be a new generation. You know, I mean, you can't just have Tom Brady coming out every season. Oh, by the way, here's a question. You I've read somewhere that Tom Brady's maybe going to jump in when when Brock Pertie goes down. Is there a truth about that? No, Jerry, this is exclusive. What's happening. We're told is that, you know, the Patriots only have one quarterback on their active roster.

Mac Jones. They're doing that because Tom Brady wants to come back, sign a one day contract, retire as a patriot, but I'm told that one day contract, once Tom gets in the building again, he's gonna fall in love with the patriot way all over again, and then he's going to play next year for the New England Patriots.

That's what me and Hank have heard. Do your job. Yeah. Well, he doesn't have to worry about the misses getting mad at him for Very true coming out Chicago to do bar still for a day. Does he? Okay, so we're back in we just logged in so we beat Julius Randall We're in we're in we're in the fence. Oh, this is so exciting. All right, the drag the drag is September 3rd at noon Okay, now I don't know who's in charge of this if it's if it's Jake or business Pete But just make sure I have the passport because

if you recall two years ago, I went to a kinkos to log in so I could have my one website running and they have good Wi-Fi, just like Dan Patrick. I couldn't get in so we had the auto draft and then we ended up coming in fourth that season. Really? A new tomorrow? fourth that season and really tomorrow. Really tomorrow. Sorry. Prayers for tomorrow.

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Okay. Okay. AFC East. Let's start there. First of all, I'm going to take it from division by division. Okay. Okay. AFC East. Let's start there. First of all, I'm really, I'm really excited about the AFC this year. It's just it, it's so funny. It seems like Patrick Mahomes has set the bar and everyone is chasing him now. And from a fantasy standpoint, it's, it's an offensive toilet. That's a toilet. Sorry, you gotta, you gotta block out the knowing. I think it's a single is an away game.

I think that girl, I think she has, she's eating like that kashi cereal or whatever. Yeah, this is bad. I saw you telling you something. I'm at the grocery store, you're like, don't get this, you're just your brain. The guy was like, I'm just trying to get cereal, dude. I think the AFC is gonna to be an offensive jug or not.

And I think that really comes from Patrick Mahomes and everyone chasing him. Um, so let's start with the bills in the AFC East. Um, you can draft any bill. All of them, every single one except their tight ends. Dawson Knox and Dalton King Kate. First of all, those names are so annoying. It sounds like children of like, this is Dawson and Dalton. They're so, they're like, it's like, just like kids that have to get dressed up on the weekends.

And it's just Instagram kids. Dawson and Dalton, they're so, Dawson and Dalton, you put that down right now. But I think they're gonna offset each other. So I was a Dawson and Knox fan last season, not this season. But I think James Cook is gonna cook. I think he's a real value. He's been going in the fourth, fifth rounds.

And I think he's gonna get a lot of touches. Yeah, he's playing twice a year against his brother now. That's going to be fun. Yeah, that's right. I didn't even realize. Of course. And by the way, I think their names are, it's James Dalvin Cook and then Dalvin James Cook. Oh, that's fun. Yeah. Am I correct in saying that? That's correct, Jokes.

That was correct. Thank you, Jokes. The Jets. I'm not drafting anyone on the Jets. Gary Wilson. You know what? I fully bought it and Gary will just just pay face on 100%.

You know, it's gonna go, it's, it's, it's, I'm gonna have a theory this year with our fantasy team and if you're upset about this let me know now because you guys are doing the buy-ins so this is your team you're the owners okay you're the Jerry Jones you tell me what to do uh I work for you and your grandson I work for your grandson too I work for the whole Jones family. That said, I just think that I just don't think that there's going to be any jets. I just, I just don't think it's happening. I just, I think we have to go to our bees, one and two. Okay. Okay.

We're then going to reach for in round three. I like your art. You're already continuing to reach. You don't know how it's going to play out, but we're reaching. It'll be a reach. It's going to be a reach. I think you had reached pick around three. We're going to have to reach it in round three for Justin Fields.

Oh. I have a feeling he's gonna be, he's gonna be the Jalen Hertz of this season. Okay. And we have to ensure that we get him. So far around. So far around. Third round. Now people are screaming right now

they're ripping their Bluetooth headsets out on their elliptical machines. But I found in a lot of live mock drafts that I've done that he can sometimes go early in the fourth round. And if you don't take them by the third, you're not guaranteeing that you're getting him. Okay. So yeah, I'm down. If you believe in somebody that's right now, you know, it's no matter what, you're standing

on the table. Yeah. I'm standing on the table. I've never seen this in real life. You're standing on the table. Now all that said, here's where it gets a little weird and where people are going to get upset with me is that I think there are a lot of wide receivers in rounds six, seven, eight, and nine that you can get a lot of wide receiver ones.

Now everyone's very upset. You should be getting Garrett Wilson. You should be getting Justin Jefferson. You should be getting these guys. It's a PPR league blah, blah, blah, blah. I just think with running backs these days, if you don'tPR league blah, blah, blah, blah. I, I, I just think with running backs these days, if you don't draft them in the first two rounds, it's like, you get Alexander Madison, okay, good luck. I'm sorry, Dalvin Cook, who's going late, all right, good luck. You know, I just, I'm old school. I think you need a couple running backs up top. What do you think about Jonathan Taylor? Would you draft him? I would not.

I don't think he's gonna play this season. I don't. Yeah. I don't I don't think he's gonna play. By the way, I think Josh Jacobs, who held out for a while, I think he might be a deal because he's going sort of like later because he held out for so long, but I just got to held out that long, you know, I mean, Ross. Yeah.

And also you have to watch Raiders games like yeah, good point, you know, that's actually the best point you've made Okay, so no jets No jets Miami staying in the AFC East Nobody on the dolphins This seems I was with you for the first part, but the dolphins do have some good place. 100%. Look, obviously Tyree Kill, if you're going to take a wide receiver in the first round, but this is not going with our, we're really targeting Justin Fields round

three. We're building the draft around this. And, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, there might be somebody in the league that's listed. I know a lot of people say, no, I'm not worried about anyone in the league listening. They thought I was, they thought I was the guy from entourage. They're not. They have no idea who I am or anything. Well, there is another Jerry in there. It's, it's, uh, it's turtle. Um, yeah.

Uh, Jerry from entourage. I'm Ken Grujack, Jerry. Um, yeah, no, no dolphins. I. I think their wide receivers are too expensive and I mean most are it's not cutting the most. It's not like he's not I you know, I do think um actually either kareem hunt will end up there in in Miami. I just uh, I just don't think that their running game can Nobody, nobody. I love it. No, juju. No juju. So we only have the bills in the AFC.

Yes, okay. Only the bills. No patriots. I'm sorry. I, you know, I gotta tell you, you know what really annoyed me last season was your quarterback knowing he's being filmed, like screaming, screaming like just let me fucking throw the ball me fucking throw the ball man I want to fucking throw the ball and it's like hey Mac Jones just chill out man. I'm just a shun. I do. It's like you want to act right now. Let's let you act. Yeah,

but you'll never see me on camera going let me fucking act man. Let me fucking say some lines and fucking hit my marks man. Let me fucking do this. Why don't they let me like it just, you know what Hank, you're gonna get your shot. You're gonna get to see Mac Jones fucking throw that ball. I'm excited. You're gonna get to see it. I won't be watching. Let's head over to the AFC North. The Ravens. Yeah. No Ravens. No, okay, all right. Andrews is too expensive these days.

So you know what, Zay flowers. I talked to you about my wide receiver strategy, 6730 Throwns, Zay flowers, I think. Okay, so maybe a Zay flowers is okay. No, no, sorry, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no Let me ask you, you're the owners of the team. What kind of year do you think Lamar's gonna have? Very good. I think Lamar is, Lamar's still really good at playing quarterback. Last year was, it was interesting at the end of the season

when the contract stuff was breaking down. And so he kind of just, he, for the first time I ever saw Lamar like not want to compete. That's a little weird. Yeah, you would think that like a great quarterback would be like, you know what, the contract stuff is one thing, but at the end of the day, I want to win a playoff game. Well, it's not even that. I mean, I think that players have to say this is going to be a reflection of my career.

These are gummies that I'm putting up for my career in my prime. I need the numbies. And you know, I didn't have Lamar on any teams last year, but a friend of mine did. And, um, it was really upsetting. It was frustrating, you know, and, um, it was, uh, it was self-inflicted. Yeah. It was, uh, and I'm sorry. There's, there's no room for that on our team. He does also have some butt issues.

If you've noticed over the last couple of seasons, he'll miss like, right. I know he went three practice. A few. Yeah. Well, he, he would miss practice too because he was like, no, I have diarrhea. He's probably in that cashe. Yeah, he shits more than the woman out there. I'm high on the OC for the Ravens Todd Munkin. Okay. Okay. He's I think they're going to have a very good year. All right. We can revisit that. Um, still in the AFC North, the Bengals. Mm hmm. All of them. Oh, all of them.

I just think they're offence specifically who we're going to target in round two. Again, we're reaching. Oh, I think I know, I think I know what you're going to say. I'll let you say, I'm going to let you say it. T Higgins. Joe Mixon. Joe Mixon. Okay.

Yeah, we're going. Remember, we're going running back, running back Justin Fields. Oh, I thought he was talking about the late round. No, no, no, no, no, remember, we're going running back, running back Justin Fields. Oh, I thought he was talking about the late round. No, no, no, no, no, we're going, running back, running back, Justin Fields, running back, running back, Justin Fields. And I think everyone's going to be very upset with this. We're going to take Joe Mixon in the second round. Okay. I'm, I'm a little bit upset with that. Okay. I can't, I can't speak because last year, I know we got injured, but you got breeze hall. I think what in the third round, I was like, that's a reach.

He looked electric. Obviously got in. So I trust whatever you do. I just think Joe Mixen is going to pass the ball. I think that, I think that Joe Mixen is gonna catch a lot of passes this year. I just think Burrell is gonna just dump it off to him all the time.

I trust you. And that's just a hunch that I have. I trust it's a feeling. Oh, no earth Smith on the Bengals. I had, I, we had Kirk cousins in our league last year. And I just watched them drop so many passes. It's too frustrating. It's, it's just way too frustrating. Okay. Um, I have a question for you guys staying in the AFC North. How is the Sean Watson Watson gonna do this here? As a person?

You know what? As owners, I think we should make a statement. We don't want him on our team. Don't trap them. Okay. We don't want that guy. So why credit us? Because it makes us look good in heroes for disavowing.

You know, why wouldn't you want him on your team? He's gonna, he's a running quarterback. He's gonna score a lot of points with his legs. We have Justin Fields. Yeah. Okay. So okay. No perverts. Don't fully get it. No perverts on this thing. No, nervous that you're gonna draft them. Okay. No, I just I know I was asking you. I wanted your opinion. Jerry Jerry. I'll tell you what. We'll give you one pervert. You can take a pervert on the team, but it can't be to Sean Watson. Um, Jim Groplo. He's that pervert. Oh, no. Kind of pervert on the team, but it can't be to Sean Watson. Jimmy Groplo. Barber.

O'Dell. Kind of a pervert. No, it's Greek. Ray Allen. We are going to take Nick Chubb in the first round to piece there. Okay. I like Nick Chubb. Love that.

And none of their wide receiver, like a Marioouper just I know he's not that old He's probably like in his 20s, but like he feels like he's like it's almost it's also like I Identify him with it's like they did one of my friends. It's like we can't really No, it's just not how we also told coach Ciriani run the damn ball. He seems like he's Would I say Ciriani? Yeah, Stefanski. Yeah, it's to fancy. He's gonna run the damn ball. He seems like he's, he's, what I say, Cereani? Yeah. Stafanski. Yeah, Stafanski's going to run the damn ball this year. So I like, I like trouble a lot. Um, stay to the AFC North Steelers. None. Zero. Nothing. I do not believe in Kenny Pickett. I just don't, I'm sorry. Sorry. I know. I know. I know. it's a bummer, but you know, I mean look the other quarterbacks in the AFC

Holmes Alan Lawrence burrow Herbert, I mean pick it Okay, friend of the show Gonna make the jump this year guys Let's go to the AFC South. Texans. No one. Okay.

That was probably smart. That was making me nervous. Although I do, I like the running back a lot. I know we got hurt last year. Pierce is awesome. Yeah, though. I just, you have to watch Texans games. Yeah, that's also fair.

I get two and a half quarters this year, and none of that time is being spent on the Texans. Empty calories. Oh, I have a question for you. Name one Texans wide receiver. Brandy cooks. No, there. Robert Woods.

One of those guys, yeah. I can't even know. No one can. Robert Woods, that's Robert Nutsons. Robert Woods on the Texans. I can't even get. That's rubber nuts. Rubberwoods on the Texans. I get point for that. Oh, is he? Okay. Yeah. Um, the Colts. You are now seasoned ticket holders. Yeah. The view. If he's available, we're gonna draft Anthony Richardson. Okay. All right. Okay. I think he's gonna have an electric year ear. I think he's going to be really good. He's going to run the ball. But someone given our wide receiver six, seven, eight, nine rounds. We're going to draft Michael Pittman. We think he's going to have a good season. Okay. He's a he's under the radar wide receiver one. And I think Anthony Richardson's a good quarterback. You know this relationship with wide with with receivers

It's like a it's a threesome, you know, you can't you also have to like the quarterback, you know, I mean like You got to when you're in when you're jumping into bed with two other people There's got to be a little something you like about the third person, you know, they can't just be hideous, you know. You like to do the strategy of having like all your eggs in one basket sometimes on team, right? Where it's like you've got, you've got the quarterback and the wide receiver, so you're double dipping, which can be a good strategy if they're good, but if they're bad.

Connection. Yeah, I like the connection. Yeah. But by weeks it's weird. If it's good, oh, I don't pay attention ever to buy weeks when I'm drafting. I always hit the end of the draft and I'm like, well, my entire roster's out week eight and I'll just live with that.

Yeah, I don't really pay attention to buy weeks either. But yeah, I do love a connection. I do love a, I feel good when they score. What was the, what was the really funny, the original one, large into, what was the really funny, the original one, large into what was the C. Hux one? Oh, Zorn to large. Zorn to large.

Edwards, I mean, Anderson to Edwards. When he had a, it's just saying, do you have a round? Yeah. Wow. OK. I thought you'd be like, Manning to Harrison. I'm a, were like manning to Harrison. I'm gonna. Yeah, manning to Harrison. I'm an orange. Oh man, you'll never remember this, but the first

time I came on your show, it was around this time of year. And I talked about how I had a tick like an issue where I could only draft Browns and Jags on my team. Yep. And then I came back on your show and I said, I'm off of both of those teams. Well, you guys are not allowing me to draft to Sean Watson. But I also went off of the Jags for a few years, but I'm back. All the Jags. All of them.

Yeah. Without the word, Jerry's back on the J. I think, I think Lawrence is going to have that step up here. I think this is his year. Okay. I think at the end is, oh, I had a question for you. Mixing or at the end. So I like at the end. And the reason why I like him is because he's got that one kind of fucked up foot.

Have you ever watched him run? Oh, yeah. He's like a club foot. Well, of fucked up foot. Have you ever watched him run? Oh yeah, he's just like a club foot. Well, he's not a club foot, I apologize, but it goes out to the side. So when he runs, I think he's able to go sideways faster than other players because he walks like, what is that pigeon toad with his toes pointing out?

Yeah, I think it's like first position, like pigeons opposite, pigeon penguin, this one, the V. The V. Yeah, I think it's duck foot is a duck foot Duck foot is the duck is one is could face is in yeah, he's like Yeah, it's like wobble. We it's like a penguin. Yeah, you can watch them though when he cuts to the sides like holy shit that guys foot's different. Yeah It is a real it's really stuff we get to you really do you well you get into the nitty gritty um

All the jacks all them okay, okay all So you really do, you get into the nitty gritty. All the jacks, all them, okay? Okay. All them. Every single one of them, Christian Kirk's going in the sixth round. It's exciting. What do you think about Calvin Ridley? I think he's gonna have a great year.

I think so too. Is he a bet on him? Would I bet on him? Yeah. To have like a over under of like, yeah, yeah. I'd parlay it with someone else. Yeah, I would I would bet on them. Okay. Sure. Great. Where were we? Is South Titans Titans? None.

I'm not even draft air canary. If he's okay. So sorry. I just think it's I think it's's over. Getting back to that, like, you're in a three some, you know, you can't even take like, um, Dehondry Hopkins, because it's like Ryan Tannels, like embed their, like, naked, like, stroking it, like, when they come on in and it's in the corner watching. What's our, we'll live us in the corner, just watching some mayonnaise on his hand. Hey, what did you think about Max's thoughts on Titty fucking? It was revolting because the image is of Max climbing on some poor woman with his hairy leg. I mean, could you imagine he was just like, oh yeah, okay, hold on a second.

I'm gonna do something. I always do this, hold on. And then he went to details. He like oh you know you the tip of your dick is touching the nose because you got a long skinny dick you like that let me get a climb on top of you yeah you can never talk about this back when those other people owned us they bought it back for a dollar. I can talk about Tilly fucking all I want. No, no, I've done this before. Just don't move. I got it. I got it. I'm doing all the work. Disgusting. It was fucking revolting. I literally, I had to take

a break from your show for a second. You shouldn't allow that, man. Like get pinned back in here and stop that kind of stuff. I mean, but it's the image of him doing it. By the way, I like how you win a medialy towards him being on top too in this position. But that's like, you know, I listen to the show. I don't watch on YouTube, so I listen, so I like close my eyes and I visualize a lot, like what's happening?

And that visualization was disgusting. It was, honestly, I would rather stand underneath this shit pipe and listen to that woman's cosy shit running down this pipe than have to hear about Max, Titty fucking somebody. And then he tried to apologize by saying like, oh, my mom already did it. It was pretty weird, but I'm never gonna stop Titi fuck. It's just like also, it's him climbing and getting up there, there was nothing hot about

it. No. Straddlinger. Oh man. By the way, even if Jake said not like even if Jake said like talk to our positions. Yeah, I would be like, I kind of, okay, okay, okay, I can live with that. But fucking max it was so nasty. Okay, enough. AFC South, uh, AFC West, uh, AFC West, Broncos, but Broncos.

I have a question for you, you guys are owners. Go ahead. You, you own this fantasy team. Mm-hmm. Would you draft any Broncos? I was gonna say Jerry Judy, but no. Jerry Judy's going a little late. Yeah, hamstring.

Hamstring, those linger though. Maybe a little late Jerry Judy, keep an eye out. You will leave Russell Wilson is going to be able to connect with Jerry. I will I will not touch Russell Wilson. Okay. But if you cast Jerry Judy in our movie, you're going to have to watch some Russell Wilson. Are you?

Yeah. You're right. Okay. You're right. You're right. So no, no Broncos. Juventus is not bad. You know, he's so good. He's so fast. We actually had him on our team the way he hits that hole is so hard.

But you know, we have we have Samanjay on that team now. I don't know what to say. He's coming back from that injury. I just don't know what's going to happen. Okay. Uh, a.m.c. West. Um, Kansas City. You know, here's my problem with Kansas City.

They're obviously great. They're obviously, I mean Probably gonna go to the Super Bowl again From a fantasy standpoint, there's just you never know Where it's going or what's you there's no way to predict what they're gonna do. That's how good they are each week It's a little bit different. It's like one one receiver. I would I wouldn't mind having Justin Ross in like the last round Okay, if somebody didn't take him okay I mean, Pacheco, but check out will have a good year But I'm telling you just when you get Pacheco jerk McKinnon is running

Trish Jones in you know, I mean they still have a client. I think Clyde is still there. Yeah, you you it's it's impossible to Predator right and Kelsey is going in the first round and It's it's just too expensive to take a tight end, man. It's just too expensive. Raiders, none. Okay, good. I'll question for you. We talked earlier about Tom Brady maybe taking over.

We were joking about him, maybe taking over for Brock Pertie when that all goes down. And we know he's a childhood Niners fan. I saw on Instagram that he's a part owner of the Raiders. Is he allowed to do that? I don't think so. I don't think so. That might be one hiccup in our thought

that he's coming back to the Patriots. Yeah, probably interest. He is him and Mark Davis, the two most handsome owners in North American sports. Now, let me ask you something. They can't look alike. Now they say they do that's probably why Tom wanted to hang out with it.

Imagine those two just, this was Poonhounds, Cruisers of Tail. Oh, God, no biggest. They do that's probably why Tom wanted to hang out with it. Imagine those two just, the spoon hounds, cruise, and tail. No, no, no, they get safe. Let me ask you something. If, I mean, this is just hypothetical, I mean, it's probably not going to happen, but let's say, let's say Jimmy G gets injured. Right. We're just talking. Yeah. You have to work through every scenario. Um, could Tom Brady conceivably come in and play for the Raiders? I think so. Josh McDaniels. I think so. Jesus Christ, that would be fucking something with me.

I think so. Holy shit. Holy shit. That would be something NFL, make it happen. Make it so. Chargers, love all the chargers. Keenan Allen is going in the sixth round, man. That's what I'm talking about.

Yeah. Good player. I just, I hate, I hate the sea words. I hate them. I after what happened to playoffs last year. Yeah, I totally understand it. It's hard for me. Look, they're going to go seven.

It's, they're, they're only going to win seven games. Staley's going to get fired. Maybe halfway through the season. Sorry, coach Staley. I hate to say it, but I don't care about any of that. From a fantasy standpoint, Justin Herbert is going to compete every game, throw the ball, and he's going to throw it to Mike Williams. He's going to throw it to Keenan Allen.

So just hypothetically, or he's going to throw it to Quintet Johnson, who's going like in like the 10th round. Hypothetically, this will probably never happen, but what if Keenan Allen gets hurt? Then I mean, then we're fucked. Then we have Quintet Johnson waiting in the wings. Okay. Let's go to the, oh, you know what,

we're done with the AFC, we'd like the AFC a lot. Let's get to the NFC. Yes. Let's start with the NFC. Yes. Let's serve the NFC East. Now, this is a personal problem I have with the Cowboys. I have a problem with their... I have a problem with every time I watch a Dallas game, which happens about six times a year because they always get the prime time slot. You know, they, they, they, they, they must post numbers because they always give them the Sunday night game or the afternoon Fox game media darlings. I am so sick of seeing the story on Jerry Jones's grandson playing high school football.

And it's just, I'm not even making a joke now Like the fact that he gets Joe Buck and Troy Eggman to talk about it and do it like a little story on it on a nationally televised game It drives me crazy. It's like the nepotism is like so it like it actually like it annoy it makes me Not be able to watch that team wow actually like it, it makes me not be able to watch that team. Wow. That's how powerful I've, that's how strong, strongly I feel about it. It drives me crazy. Do you secretly still watch the Cowboys though?

Because I feel like most people they hear, they hear all this annoying stuff about the team, they say like fuck the Cowboys, but you can't help but watch. Well you have to watch because they're going gonna get three prime time forces down our face. Yeah, yeah, you're right. And we are probably gonna draft branded cooks this season. He's on the cowboys? He's on the cowboys now. How about that?

Wow. And I think he's gonna have a great year. Okay. I do not believe in Dak Prescott. Sorry about that. Same. Tony Pollard is gonna have an incredible year. He might be around to for us.

If he's up there in round two, and I told you we're drafting Joe Mix and I will take Tony Pollard over Joe Mix. My worry about Tony Pollard is he was always like the second guy and everyone was like, he's better than the first guy. Let's make the second guy, the first guy. Is this like maybe we're wrong this entire time. Maybe he's better as a backup.

No, I think he's good. Okay. I think he's a real deal. All right. And to do Svon though is very good. I know everyone says that. To Svon I watch him a lot in college. He's really good.

I know that. I know that. He might be a late round guy. I know that. And he is. But I'm telling guy. I know that and he is but I'm telling you Tony Pollard's gonna have a good year, okay If he's there and Joe Mixen is there are I'm I realized you guys are looking at your watches I gotta get through this I'm so sorry, but I did I was just I did Jeff T. Lo doesn't know time zone so I did back to I did fly here

I was not looking at my watch here. I look at a Stella blue event. This morning. I myself with doux on was on the cowboys. He is. Set a reminder. Jake. Um, NFC East giants. Oh, here we go. This is part of our plan. Okay. Remember you were accusing me of like setting targets and like not being able to budge from them. NFC East. We are going to take Darren Waller. We're reaching in the fourth round.

We're taking them. We're taking them just and feels a Darren Waller no matter what. Justin Fields, third round Darren Waller, first round. We're getting them for fourth round. We are getting them. That's it. They're on our team. There are no other receivers on the New York Giants.

There are no other receivers. It is Darren Waller and Darren Waller only. Okay. That's it. Love it. You know, I'm not the biggest Daniel Jones fan, but I think he is going to throw the ball to Darren Waller quite a bit.

What if Darren Waller's not there? Have you run the scenarios? Well, then we quit the leak. He'll be there. That's why we're taking him, then we quit the leak. He'll be there. That's why we're taking him in the fourth round. He will be there. He will be there. He will be there.

He would have someone take him in third. It's not possible. It's not possible. Because people are gonna go for Kelsey, Hawkinson, Andrews, and he's gonna be there. But it's why we're reaching for him because we have to get him because I think he's gonna be right up there with Kelsey, okay? Okay, Eagle lunch break now just you know if you hear voices background they're taking a lunch break right next door. We go business Pete.

Way to go business Pete Eagles Titty fucker team Titty fucker. Yeah, I came up on there chest hold on a second honey Making a little bit of a little bit up. No, no, I've done this before I've done this little Hold on a second. I know what I'm doing Disgusting Oh, disgusting. I mean, in the first round, if it wasn't in our league and it wasn't our plan, I would take Jalen Hertz in the first round. I would. That's an air horn.

Is that from, is that the Jalen hurt? I think that's the last break. You just got air horn. Just dude's blowing horns at lunch. I fucking flew here expecting to see the new studio that you've been talking about. And this is very. Absolutely. I was very. It is actually a shithole. I literally heard his neck near my head. I was very clear that the new studio wasn't open. God, you know what they always say? Like, don't like meet your heroes. This is like, we should have

done this on zoom with my wife asking me, but I couldn't do it at home. My wife, my wife is watching Magnolia Network nonstop. No one's working. Everyone's in the house. My kids are vaping. It's a fucking nightmare. Give me out of there. Calgon, take me away.

Yeah, Hertz is the only one we're taking on the Eagle. Sorry, Max. I mean, AJ Brown is going the second round. Devon Smith is going in the third. They're too expensive. That's where Justin Fields goes. Yeah. Right.

We can't do that. The commanders. Feeling Yohan Dotson. Okay, yeah. Oh. Feeling him a lot. I like that. He's gonna be one of our wide receivers.

It's gonna be his name. It might be a situation where McClellan's got the turf toe right which is like I think so the most Deadly injured for the biggest win in franchises. Oh, yeah, we need to we beat the Ravens No regrets, but we're gonna see them. We're gonna see johan as number one to start the year probably I think so and it's gonna be hard to look away from him after sim how it gets that connection Hey, can I ask you? That is a great threesome though.

Everyone was making fun of me for my get wide receivers in 6789. Now that I've explained it to you, it doesn't make a little sense. I see your vision and it makes a lot of sense. Thank you. So good luck this season, it's gonna be fun. How you feeling about your quarterback?

I think he can be average. Okay. I think he can be average. Put out the word. Put out the word. Put out the word. I want the haters to know Sam Howe is going to have like the most average season of all time. And that means that we're going to make the playoffs.

We might even win a playoff game. Perfectly average is good. Perfectly average is great. Yes. That would be a perfectly average quarterback would be the best quarterback that I have probably seen in 23 years in DC. So it'd be awesome. Oh, man.

Um, NFC North bears. We all know our plans for Justin Fields. Yeah, it's going to be really exciting here. Hey, guys, it's going to be exciting to live in this town. It's going to be a fun football season. It is going to be fun. Uh, we're not taking anyone else. We're only taking Justin Fields.

Sorry, I don't think Khalil can catch a ball. Sorry. DJ Moore is gonna probably go too high for our strategy. Yeah. Yeah, we're just, we have a flyer. This is now a late, late flyer. But like 13th, 14th round Chase Claypool,

I actually think that he could, he's playing for money. He slots in better now that DJ Moore's there. Just saying, just a flyer. You know, it's got a little bit of a, a scent of Juju, where it's like, sort of like, oh, guys have been around a little bit and it's like, oh yeah, I recognize that name.

Let me get it. And it just, I'm telling you, when you plug them in, it doesn't happen. Okay, okay, it's it's a little inflated The lions man, I love that you're your Gibbs it would be so fun to take him But he's like going in like the third round and that's where we're taking Justin. Sorry. Yeah, I'm sorry guys. I know You are running this team or hands off green Bay. No one. Nice. Okay.

That's good, good, good. Vikings. Only Alexander Madison possibly. Oh, no, you know what? Also, Jordan Addison, if he's around in our 6.79, I can love him as a wide, wide receiver. in our 6.78, I can love him as a wide, wide receiver. But, you know, it's so funny. If we don't get, if something goes wrong in the first two rounds,

and we don't get a running back in those first two rounds, let's say we take, I don't know, somebody's on the board that we have to take, like, late in the first, like Justin Jefferson, and you have to take them. You can take Alexander Madison as your second RB. Uh, I think he'll be okay. Okay. Okay.

Um, but man, I got to tell you one problem with the Vikings. I, I, I, I, I hate players who wear those rubber wedding bands. I, I just, I, yeah, cousins wear that. It's just such like, I am, I am was a big one. I am married. I am was a big one. I am married. I am married. Okay. I'm, you know, sort of happy at times.

It's okay. It's, it's going, we're married, you know? We're doing it. We're together. And as an actor, you know, when I used to act, the first thing you do is you take your wedding ring off and it's like, oh, fucking, this is like a, I'm able to just take it off.

Boom, come to work, it's off, gone. And I don't have to be like, why did you take it off? And it's like, I had to, I'm playing a character in kangaroo jack, it doesn't wear wedding ring, you know? He's not married, I'm getting into character. The fact that you're given an excuse to take your wedding ring off, and then you put on a rubber wedding ring to replace that wedding ring. It's just it's so annoying to me

Sorry guys I think I felt I want guys to marry to the game. Yeah, you should make a ring out of a football Like a pigskin ring. Yeah, that's what I want my quarterback. I like that Pigskin ring. Yeah, that's what I want my quarterback. I like that NFC NFC NFC South Falcons. Oh, B. John might be fun to get first round. Yeah, if he's there, we're gonna take him. He's going high. It's gonna be fun Yeah, okay, you know, you're not feeling good about that. No, I just I'm trying to wrap my hands my head around the strategy here He's going very high. He's going very good. He's going first round I mean like top sometimes he's so that's what we're running. So no be John. Then we're taking Joe Joe no no no Joe second round. This is first round. Chubb. Okay. Yeah,

Yeah, I forgot about that. That's that's the mission. The referee. I like if it's up there. I don't want to watch Niners games. Sorry Niners fans. I like well. No, you should really apologize. I do want to apologize to Niners fans is the most frightening fan base out there. Those, we all watch fight videos. We all, hey, there's a fight at the Panthers game. You watch it. It's usually a drunk person and a woman getting in the middle. It's like everyone's missing punches.

You click on a 49ers fight. There's like people punch to kill. It's like, you know, it's so, it's so, they're, it's so funny. I always click on 49ers fights in the stands. And it's usually, I don't want to stereotype and generalize, but it's usually a, it's a very muscular shaved head person. And they're just throwing like roundhouse after roundhouse, but they're head, they're just throwing like roundhouse after roundhouse, but their head, they're such good fighters, their head is not moved. They are completely locked in on the temple and head, like the brain.

And they're just like just hammering, just laying, hey maker after hey maker. And it's like, you watch it in horror. I have a great deal respect for all nine earth fans. I want no beef with you. Your great fighters. Brock party ain't gonna cut it. Okay. Okay. I would say Eagles fans are also pretty deadly fighters, but they they go for like they go they just swing wildly. You know, they throw a lot of punches. Not a fan have they haven't trained. They've been trained.

Yeah, they've been trained. They're ready. They're waiting for it. Yeah, they have weapons. There was one that was one that they are weapons, but yeah. Uh, and if he sells panthers, I'm either. Yeah, panthers.

Absolutely no one. Sorry. Um, that's fair. Saints, nobody, I mean, a lava is going to be good in the second round, but we're taking running back. Joe makes a big deal makes it. Box. It's over. It's over. Yep. It's over. It's over. It's just over. God, I feel so bad for Mike Evans. He's a Hall of Famer. I am not totally out on Baker yet. This might be a personal problem that we have. But we want to keep believing in him. You know, like he was good on the Browns, Jerry. He was a good player for a couple of years. He's still got that in

him. He's good. And those commercials were pretty funny when Alice Cooper is like there and he's like lives at the stadium. Yeah, you might be too good of an actor. That might be the issue. Arizona, NFC South, absolutely no one. San Francisco, I think we're gonna find out why he's called Mr. irrelevant. You know, it's so funny. When you were in the NFL and you're in a position like quarterback, like, there's a reason why you've gone through so many like tests and levels and like,

and had to prove yourself because it's a long, arduous career. And I'm just, I don't see you from him. I think he's going to have a bad season. Okay. All right. But getting back to our wide receiver, 6789 Brandon, now you can go to be a good grab. See getting back NFC, where we in the NFC west, west, west, the sea hawks. Tyler Lockett is going to be grab in the six seven eight or nine Not gonna touch their running game because I have no idea what's going on with Walker and Shardonnay

But DK is going too early and Rams absolutely no one it's over Okay, that's it. That's when I break down. That's I like that we have a crystal clear, that's where I break down. I like that we have a crystal clear strategy. Yeah. I know how often do you go into these traps with a precise strategy and then like two rounds

and you just blow it all off. It usually, third round, it usually all falls apart. We need Justin Fields. Third round, it usually falls apart. You know, sometimes you get a little greedy and you're like, Justin Fields will be around, around four. But then when he gets taken, it fucks you up. And because you're being timed, it's like being on family feud or something, you just say a stupid or pick a stupid pick because you're flustered. So I just, I want Justin Fields in the third

and I want Darren Waller in the fourth or team. That's all I want Yeah, everything else I'm open. I'm open to the universe. I'm open to the universe man. Those are rocks We get that is to foundation. Yeah, I'm feeling around that. I also you know what? This is your team you live in Chicago I Think it'd be fun to root for Justin Fields Yeah, we have we have skin in the game. Okay.

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I just know that you did you read a poll? I did. I wrote a little something for those who maybe this is the first time they're hearing me on the show. I'm sorry if I lost my turn of thought. I just got off a plane and also there was shit running next to my head this entire episode. And I was about to say something about coach. Sala and then I would actually hear the like the shit going up a pipe inches away from my head, but I wrote a poem. I typically pick someone here on the staff and stuff and Jake, I thought it was time that you're right. Jake, let's go.

Let's go. Let's go. This is a poem for Jake. Okay. Shout out to my buddy, who really did help me write this. He's a great guy. Big time AWL. Okay.

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All right, redo, redo. God, I'm gonna fucking, do you hear it? Yeah, I hear it on the air, right? A poem for Jake, Jakey, Jakey, Jakey, Jakey. Your skills and the announcer booth simply put our sick, Jakey, Jakey, Jakey, and you never ever denigrate someone's Mount Rushmore pick. Jakey, Jakey, Jakey to the man behind the men who always comes to play. J.K. J.K. J.K. to the man who enters chat rooms asking, is Obama gay?

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Jake, ladies and gentlemen, great job. Thank you, Jerry. That was fantastic. Yeah. Great job. I'm hating that up in my apartment. Thank you so much. Thank you, Jerry. Jerry, you're the best man. I run

actually enough. He's the boss who I had to go meet the the big boss man. Oh, Jerry. Help me write this is a big boss man. I didn't say his whole name, but his name is he's the president of a real company. Don't look it up. Come on. Leave him alone, please. 69. Oh, I see. I see. Okay. Come on. Careful. Careful. Careful. Don't get me in trouble. Okay. Let's cut this part out. I'm not sure he wants to be known as like, oh, okay. I'm not sure he wants to be known as someone who helped me write, uh Hey what rhymes with titty fucker? You know you, yeah, they pants Jake, they sell his dingaling in high school.

Come on, it's like... He charged it for that. Uh, Jerry you're the best. Thank you so much as always, thank you for making the track, we love you. Love you guys. This is why you're a Mount Rush for guest. Love you guys. Love you Jerry.

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It's been a great Mount Rushmore season. Until the last episode. I've enjoyed it. Yeah, until the last episode, I've enjoyed it greatly. It's been a lot of fun. I feel like the stakes were fun The shut the fuck up the fact that it came down to the second the last Mount Rushmore was great remember the beginning of the season when it was like I think Billy and Jake did like three weeks Yeah, three weeks to get a point

But Max and Hank will be the ones in the box. They will be in the isolation chamber probably the best outcome because you get me and PFT will announce it and max and Hank. They, they do not want to be with each other for 24 plus we get to think of all the ways to fuck with them while they're in the box. Yes. Man, the arena as a feel Hank. Yes. Those feels good. I'm excited. Um, you're excited. Yeah. Do you think that you let max down? Yeah, yeah, you did. Yeah, 100% mistakes were made. Uh, it is what it is. I'm not gonna, you know, be upset about it. I'm just gonna try and make the best out of a shitty situation. Mm-hmm. I like that. I Don't take take loves it. I want to torture you. No, I mean, listen, you again, I love it.

I'm not going to denigrate it. It's like, yeah, you go, you know, the majority of this podcast was on one team and then you got the two little slivers on two other teams. I stopped it. Obviously you guys are going to win. You're all of our bosses. It was so close and you just, you just, it was so close despite the fact that the two hosts were on two teams.

Well, we did it. We did it. I feel like we did it as anonymous as possible. There was no retweets, which is probably stupid for us in terms of engagement. Like we probably should change that next week. We're gonna change things. We did not talk about the not rush.

And after that, I would have to delete the next week because I forgot like, oh, I locked the reply. Yeah, yeah, when you actually look back at the playbook here, this is probably the worst way to promote a podcast be like we're gonna do an entire segment all summer never talk about it But we're here we are. I thought it was as fair as could be and you're still are gonna complain I'm not complaining. It is what it is again. How would you fix it Hank? I would separate you guys on teams, okay? All right, fine. Maybe next summer will do that. I thought next summer weren't doing it next We're gonna do we're gonna do free form

Because I yeah again like there was some picks. I made that we're funny I did him as a joke and in that cost me and and being funny as a crime then put me in this put me in the We're funny. What was your funniest pick? Oh, man. I mean the when I throw bettus on the Rams That was a good pick That was so funny peeing next to Ed Sheeran or peeing your pants in Mark Schläarth. I think you shouldn't be mad at me and PFT. I think you should be mad that you went up against AI in Jake. That's really what happened. Again, we talked about it. I'm not, I'm not going to be a

sour puss. The, the, the game's over. The season's over. But if you were going to be a sour puss, I was going to be a sour puss. You guys told Billy not to text Jake back and then had memes have to be three. No, we never saiduss. I was gonna be a sour puss. You guys told Billy not to text Jake back and then had memes have two or three puss on. No, we never said that. I never did. I never told Billy not to text Jake back. In your last, in your grand conspiracy brand, you think that the reason that Billy didn't do work

was because we told him not to. Also, Billy was actively trying to lose this. If we told him not to, he probably would do it because he'd be like, they're trying to get me somehow. But those three episodes with memes were, you're just the exact factor. Those three, the having to do the hungover because you drank on a weekend.

You did? It just ended the whole thing. It is what it is. I'm honestly, I'm excited. We'll make some good content out of it. This, everyone loves me and Max, which is basically the whole show at this point. So, the people got what they want.

Wait, it's not a style for people. Wait, is it a tiny sliver or is it the whole show? You got to, according to you guys, it's like everyone like, people want me to mess. We want it on the record. He's not being a sour pus about this. I'm not. I'm excited.

Right. All right. So you want to do my rush for pizza toppings for real this time? Sure. Okay. Who, what's your order? It's me and Billy Hank and Max Big Cat and PFT. What did I bring up? Because PFT and Argers are doing it off the rep.

Same. Oh, okay. What about you Hank? No. Oh, you know, prep, you prepped? Yeah, I'm ready. Okay. Okay. Pepperoni. Oh, good pick. Good pick. That's what Google said. Okay. Yeah. I wish Jake hadn't gone first because I just wanted to throw it for Hank again Don't watch I'll go spinach I'm not gonna complain but if I was gonna complain I tell you guys ruined this entire

I'm not gonna complain but if I was gonna complain I tell you guys ruin this entire I think that was my first thing two years ago. What a fucking baby You know what now I want to beat Hank it losing I want to beat Hank it losing. Yeah, we'll go artichokes could pick big cat. We have the wrap around Yeah, so for the second one. Let's go And chowvis okay, and's go and Chovies. Okay, and Chovies, good pick, good pick. Give me all of us. Okay, which kind?

Black, right? Jake? Damn, I can't believe this hasn't been taken yet. Yeah. Bacon. Oh, good one, Jake. Hey, Mark, you got one Jake. I can't believe that's stupid of us.

Okay, next. Big meat guy. It's called meatballs. Okay meatballs. That's good. That's good. Hey, you're back up Let's go no cheese no sauce. Okay. I can't believe you left us in all of yeah, would you take black? You want to take green olives? You want to take it? I have another one. All right. What would you what were you thinking? I was gonna say little human come. Oh, okay. Nice. Little human. Is that the thing? Yeah. Yeah. No literal literal. I'll go with the last pick. Let's go beans. Oh, could pick. Yeah, beans. I love beans on a pizza. I'll do it on nails. Oh What should not what mr. Elevant be for you got a lot of long. Oh fuck. I forget about sausage

Shit you can get sausage. It's awesome. Wait. I'm the born sausage extra cheese What do you get Jake come on? We're gonna make this amount rush more of me and go barbecue chicken. Oh, nice. Pepperoni, bacon, meatballs, and barbecue chicken. It's a great pick. All right, so re-back to the, uh. So me and Billy have Pepperoni, bacon, meatballs,

barbecue chicken, hand-to-mack, spinach, olives, no cheese, slash no sauce. Is that one pick? And toenails. Okay. Big cat and PFC, artichokes our jokes anchovies literal human common beans Oh, it's gonna be a race I think we might have you be okay. We'll probably come in second

Max is very upset. He's like, I'm literally gonna lose every bet that Everest made on this podcast. No second place though for Max. Yeah, what do we have to do? You have to stay in a room for 24 hours. We're gonna build a box. We're hopefully gonna get it sponsored and you're gonna have to stay in the room for 24 hours. I think we said every couple hours will give you one item every hour gets thrown in. Yes, but the P breaks, we said like every couple hours. And yeah, you guys just have to sit there on camera.

We'll telecast it. We'll talk, me and PFT, I think we'll probably have to make people know. Yeah, Nick help out. And we'll basically do a podcast where we just watch, well, the AWS, watch the two of you have to just sit there with nothing to do. Sick.

Yeah. Yeah. Not being sour for that. It's gonna suck so bad. Hey, you know, this could have happened to any of us. It is what it is. You get one pillow. Yeah, I was just like the whole time. You know, you guys said, happen to any of it is what it is you get one pillow Yeah, I'll just sleep the whole time. You know, you know I told P.F. He was like I think Hank can sleep 24 hours. It's gonna be great watching Hank

Just fall asleep and Max just pacing around the room. Come on Get up. Come on. No, no, no, you guys should just play maybe we'll put like a chest for a dog rock paper scissors Oh, yeah, like I if it was like you just gave us 24 hours and we could like do stuff that's to entertain people. We're gonna add things. Yeah, no, we're gonna add things every hour. There should be like arts and crafts, maybe painting, maybe you guys could paint.

Yeah, we'll add fun things. What do you get to do in prison? Read the Bible. I think the first hour you're just gonna have to sit there and then we'll slowly add some things. Maybe some fun things. Okay. Maybe what if we do like the hot dog thing

where like if they do a task, time gets chipped away. Yeah, we've had it at least one of ours. Yeah. Yeah. It's gonna be funny. It'd be so funny if you, whatever. What? What are you saying?

What? It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. No, I'm not saying it. Sit. Sit. I'm excited for the opportunity. No, sit.

No, I'm not saying it. I'm not gonna talk until you say it Come on Hank say it. What are we gonna say? Say it you fuck you fuck you Can you please say it please Hank? Man you're ruining you're ruining this come on, please please say it? Please Hank. Oh man, you're ruining this. Come on, please, please say it. No. Why? Because it's our post. It's complaining.

No, but you know, so it texts me. I'll say it. So you don't have to say it. Perfect. Pft. Do the last that and then we'll I'll say it. Okay. Well, we're waiting for Hank to say it finally. I want to let you guys know that fire fest of the Week is being brought to you by our great friends over at Babel. Trying to learn a new language. Well, you should be using Babel. If you have travel plans this summer,

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Use babel.com slash PMT because we're given you 55% off rules and restrictions may apply Okay, Hank, did you check three? Okay, Hank said if If pft and Hank had to do this, no, no, read what I said if pft and a Hank have to do this PFT and Hank had to do this part. No, no, read what I said if PFT and a Hank have to do this You said if PFT and I this is you saying no, this is you saying how to do this partnership We would have been such babies about it and made it so we can do activities We would say it would be boring for the viewers otherwise. We said we're gonna give you Activities we just said painting yeah arts and crafts. I don't we would have done the same rules

We made the rules before you get one thing out at every single hour That's why I didn't say we would have figured out a rules. We made the rules before. You get one thing at it every single hour. That's why I didn't say it. We would have figured out a way to make it. It's because they didn't say it. I know. It was wrong. I correct, which is why I didn't say anything and you guys cry. That's fair. I can't eat. You know what? We can't get mad at him for not saying it because he didn't say it. He texted me and I said it. But if you the if you had said what you were thinking you've been wrong correct, right, but I can read your mind right now Hank firefests the week Do you some people are saying? Some people are saying

You like two episodes ago declared summer over and time to work and two episodes ago declared summer over and time to work. And since that moment, you've been grumpy. Some people are saying that. I'm not grumpy, I'm happy. I literally said I'm excited for the opportunity. Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe Yeah, dude you should sell ads on your body. Yeah. Oh, that makes me sick. I honestly, man, again, I'm done. I can't be honest on this show.

I can't be honest on this show. I know it'll get used against me, so I'm not gonna say anything. Tax me, tax me. No, absolutely not. That was gonna be really mean. That was gonna be so mean. No, no, I was gonna say something honest about myself

and that you guys would have used it against me during the stream. I was gonna say something that I'm thinking and fearful of. Okay, spiders. Working? Snakes? No. Staying awake?

I've been here for 17 hours today, I'm exhausted. And we can do a group fire effects, I think, because yesterday. Yeah, yeah, I was gonna talk about that. Group fire, or do you want to do another one? Yeah, I'll do another one, but we can all share in this one. Group fire effects yesterday, we filmed some videos for Bush Mills, some golf videos,

one of the videos with Speed Golf, and my whole body's broken. Oh, yeah. I'm so injured. My back is just shattered. Electric video, though, worth it. It's, it was my hammy my back my shoulders hurt this morning. I don't know how you can hurt

your shoulders running. Yeah, but I did. I was dehydrated. I woke up this morning with a headache because I was I was pissing orange. It was a real awakening that we're not young bucks anymore. Yeah, I was looking at my health stats yesterday from because we both logged it on our watches because we were exercising playing golf It's actually very sad how hard how high my heart rate got just from playing golf yesterday. Yeah, it was incredibly sad Incredibly sad, but it's gonna be a very very funny video. I don't like what Shane and me until I think that what just how bad we looked I just keep laughing at the final hole. Oh, yeah, Evan just driving on. Oh, yeah, Evan

Evan Pug, who does a great job with our YouTube. I don't think we have this on video, but he we're just standing there wrapping the video and he just drove his cart on the green. And we all were like, dude, what are you doing? He's one more than the most casual you doing? You won one win on the team. What? What a stereo wheel. It's in the most casual. What? You can't do this? Yeah, he's like, I don't golf.

I don't know. It was so good. So, so good. I probably laughed harder than I ever have in my life though, watching Big Cat Sprint. It was fast. It was fast. It was funny.

And then this isn't really a fire, this is a future fire fest. I'm going to my first bachelor party with like my friends, people I grew up with, I went to my brothers, but this is my first you know friend group bachelor party 30 dudes Nashville. That's way too many dudes three days. Oh more in wall and concert and then we have you know football starting after so I'm already you thought I was grumpy this week. Oh, coming off a three day bachelor. We should do one last Mount Rushmore for when Hank comes back super hungover. Yes, maybe even three of them. Good luck, Hank. Yeah, thank you. I've been to a bachelor party in Nashville. It was so much fun, but it took so much out of me three days, too. I feel like most of like two days.

You got to get a picture in front of those angel wings. Yeah, do that. Yeah. No, actually when I went on my the bachelor party, my friends, bachelor party in Nashville, it was 2014. And it was Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and then the black ox played game seven against the Kings on Sunday. So we went to the bar in Chicago. And I was and they lost an overtime.

The West or comments, I was just a beaten, beaten man. So yeah, it's gonna be a lot. It's the first bachelor party in the friendly group. I feel like people are gonna be turned up to a 20. How many houses are you getting? It's like two townhouses next to each other. It's like all my friends I grew up with and then all of his college hockey friends.

You get two houses. That kicks ass. That's a lot of dudes though. A lot of dudes. A lot dudes though. A lot of dudes. A lot of dudes. A lot of dudes. Okay, PFT. My fire fast is I feel like shit from golfing

and also the Supermoon. Did you guys see the Supermoon last night? It's the last Supermoon I think until 2037. It was a big deal. Apparently it makes dogs act fucking insane. So Blake did not bite my penis again, but he bit every other part of my body last night. Because of the super moon.

Super moon. Because the super moon did it. And the super moon, for some reason, I think it's been like studied that kids also misbehave a lot during super moons. Really? Yeah, they're like tides or the gravity. The gravity affects their little bodies more.

So I've heard a lot of people had dogs that were fucking around yesterday. So that's because of the super moon. He Blake woke me up at 3 a.m., he woke me up at 6 a.m., he peed in the house, he bit me again, every part of my body, except for my penis. Shout out Blake, he's learning. But yeah, the super moon fucked my dog.

Yeah, that's not good. That is not good, super moon, they become wolves. I don't know, I had a pretty good week except for my body being broken. Oh I can't, maybe someone can help me who's listening to this on the ESPN app. Trying to get all my, I've been doing test runs of the new channels, streaming, everything's gotta be set

for the first college football weekend. On my ESPN app on my phone, I can't log out of my old cable provider so I can't watch games on my phone. I can't log out of my old cable provider, so I can't watch games on my phone. Yeah, I went, actually, that's happening. I've had the same thing. How do I do it? Why don't they won't let me sign out?

I went through that with Fox Sports during some soccer thing that was happening. This is such a disaster. Yeah, it's tough. Because I need to be able to, like, there's a lot of times when like, I was, tonight, I was, I was laying in my son's room before he went to bed.

I was in the bottom bunk trying to watch the game, couldn't do it, just furious. I think I just, I'd hit every button, every combination of buttons possible, till it lagged me out. So someone please help me. Someone please please please help me. Okay Jake, wrap us up.

Yeah, I ordered a couch and it was damaged in transit. That's your fire fest? How something happened on the golf course? I mean, I guess we'll have to wait for the video. No spoiler. How damaged was it? I want to spoil it. So, spoiler? No, no, don't spoil it.

You can believe that. Just believe that. They sent me a user one instead. The next, the new one will be used. Well, the new one will be sent. It's probably got to be on it. So wait, the one that you got was used. Yeah, just time for a...

How could you tell? Temporary. Oh. They told me. Oh wait, no, I'm saying the one that got fucked up. They never even sent it. Oh, they didn't send it. They told me on the phone.

Got it. Got it. sent it. They didn't told me on the phone. God, it's got it. Got it. Okay. Yeah. Well, at least you have a regular apartment now, right? Yeah. It's coming together. You're finished here six weeks. Yeah. You'll get your couch figured out. It will be fine. It will be fine. Uh, okay. Jake knows that couch has to be able to withstand some heavy pounding. Yes. Yes. Mr. Pos positions needs a lot of bend on that couch. Okay. Next week, three shows as tradition Tuesday, Wednesday, Friday, footballs all the way back. We have an awesome interview with Field Yates coming, which is a full NFL preview. Probably can get Pete Prisco, our girlfriend,

Pete Prisco on. They also have a great interview with Dan Patrick coming on Friday. It's going to be a great week. everyone enjoy your last weekend where you don't you know you can see your family on a Sunday All that stuff because after this weekend it's go time baby. All right numbers I'll do 69 this three 18. I'll do 17 memes you've forgotten this New what is your guess one? What's your guess Shane 10 10 53 53 53

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