Pardon My Take - Jared Goff, Mt Rushmore Of Things That Are Fun Once, Grit Week Recap And A Farewell To Billy Football

Episode Date: August 4, 2023

We’ve made it to our last stop on Grit Week outside the new Barstool Chicago Headquarters. Football is back and the Browns may go undefeated. New Urban Meyer stories continue to emerge and conference realignment is a mess (00:00:00-00:24:45). Lions QB and longtime friend of the show Jared Goff joins us to talk Grit, Football, getting traded to the Lions, the non PI in the NFC Championship Game, Dan Campbell, Detroit fans and more (00:24:45-00:52:24). Mt Rushmore of things that are fun to do once (00:52:24-01:19:06). Hurt or injured recap of all of Grit Week and we say goodbye to Billy Football (01:19:06-01:47:22).You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

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Okay, let's go! It's part of my take to lean by both sports. Welcome to part in my take today is fria August 4th and it's grit week presented by Cors Light and football is back. The Hall of Fame game, man did it deliver. We're recording this at halftime so we don't actually know what happened to second half. People are going to be like, damn part of my take got so soft they didn't wait to the end of the game. Zach Wilson went a blistering three for five, 61 yards.

Spun his way out of, well no, spun his way into a sack. Well that was very funny, because at the time Chris Collinsworth was like, and look, that's a new Zach Wilson out there. Look at him get around, moving around the pocket, feeling comfortable, and he gets sacked.

Yeah. If you can hear that, that's the train, by the way. Uh, we have made it to Chicago. We are actually outside the new bar stool Chicago headquarters that is still under construction, but we thought, perfect way to end grit week. We go all the way from New York. We actually moved Max, Max moved on grit week.

And memes. Yeah, he drove this car all the way out here. So we have arrived. We're at our final destination and football is back. And hangs through a TikTok now during the show. I thank good job. So, so let me just sit and stage for this show real quick, real quick. Well, the thing about great week, I let's not let's not get negative because they can. No, no, no, no, we're not going to get negative. The thing about let him finish. Shut the fuck up. Let him finish. The thing

about your ass. Yeah, I will kick your ass. We will kick your ass You you could use a ask Kick and try to buy Billy's finale. Show Jake Grit week is we actually have a great time But on this show we sometimes have a great time by having a not so great time and Hank has been getting the brunt of the punishment for a good reason No, yeah Hank has been getting the brunt of the punishment. For a good reason, though. Yeah, I just wanna say,

the best way to describe Great Week, it is one of my favorite weeks of the year. It's all of us packing into a RV, traveling around, doing interviews, stopping at random locations. And essentially what we do is we stop, we get out, we have fun together, something happens, we get back in the RV,

and then we bicker for about an hour until our next destination, then we get out we have fun together something happens we get back in the RV and then we bicker for about an hour until our next destination Then we get out and we repeat over and over and it is so much fun because nothing is actually serious We have fights, but nothing actually lasts this thing is we don't really get mad at people that we don't like right Exactly paintball almost ended this podcast that video will come out later But that was a perfect encapsulation of grit week. We went to Paintball, tensions got high, multiple different directions. We came back in the RV, we sat in silence for about 20 minutes,

and then we just pretended like none of that happened. Yeah, and that's grit week. It was actually a perfect encapsulation a part of my take all in one week. We had Billy flipping out during Paintball, which you'll see the video for later, going way over the top being ridiculous. We had Jake being out during paintball, which you'll see the video for later, going way over the top being ridiculous. We had Jake being allergic to literally everything

that we said or did or saw, and then we had Hank just being kind of a piece of shit. Yeah. That's pretty much the perfect way. Oh, and also Max flopped his titty out forever. Oh, yeah, that was pretty good. So all of that happened. Yeah, it's titties.

Yeah, Janet Maxson too. We'll get to that later. We'll get to that later. But yeah, it's been a great week. It's been a great week, a long week. We did some great interviews that have come out in the next couple of weeks. But yeah, football's back.

It's very back. Very back. And a stat that we'll have to keep our eye on this upcoming season, Jim Schwartz from the Browns said that their defense may not lead the league and points against, but they will lead it and swag. Okay. So we're gonna have to keep a running tally on whether or not the Browns are actually leading the league and points against, but they will lead it in swag. Okay. So we're gonna have to keep a running tally

on whether or not the Browns are actually leading the league in swag. Well, at the end of the year, don't they do a swagger war? They do the swag of the year. Yeah. We should actually, that's a new takey. Swagger the year. Swagger the year is definitely a new takey.

Mm-hmm. Yeah, it's just good to see the NBC crew, Mike Floreo, looking short as always. Chris Sims, doing whatever he's doing. Button, I might go button. Button up, Aaron Rodgers looking as happy as I've ever seen him in his entire life. I'm so happy he's found a new home.

The pregame rundown of what Aaron Rodgers has been doing since his time in New York was hilarious. I don't know if you heard it, but they were like, he's been going to Broadway shows every week. Yeah, Nick Skaneane Wilson to book of Mormon laughs a little bit too hard. Yeah, and Zach's like, I want to kill this fucking guy. He, Aaron Rogers, it was Zach Wilson's birthday today.

Oh, so two, two goes. He's Tom Riggins, Zach Wilson today. Happy birthday, Tom. Yeah, I'm glad it's on the, uh, the career's a mirror image. I said, a couple weeks ago, I need to find a Champions League team. You say football team?

Soccer. Soccer team. Soccer, football. So what team is it Hank? Some of the B. Birmingham City. Birmingham City, yeah. Birmingham, yeah, that's how I said it.

But I was going to say we can talk about my floor. I mean, sure, we did it meet in Green last night's show, to all the AWAs that came out. I would say like 75 to 80% of them kept saying how not short you were in real life. So that's good. Yeah, well, I thought you were way shorter. That's the guys. That takes place on this podcast.

You know, everyone thinks that I'm four foot zero. By the way, did you see the Madison Mallards who, uh, Doug's in Frank, I think we're out there. It's their own first pitches because they're doing their annual summer throw first pitching every, every game. They have a, uh, free ticket for any guy under five five and any girl over six feet. I love that. It's great. Promo. Yeah, we need representation matters for the short Kings out there. There was a twist amongst the part of my take guys this week at the meet and greet. I don't know if big cat and Hank you guys want to talk

about it because I hate me in the nuts. Yeah, we've been we've been an anti-hide podcast for a long time. I slipped my hands. Now, but I'm afraid that that is a slippery. He said he's not going to do it. I'm not going to do it to you. Yeah, you know, I have long said. They got to terrorize me for three days straight. And if I committed one of these offenses that he did to me, he would have me like put in the gu off. I'm not fucking you. You did you did commit the offense by following me around all week doing my job Personal TikTok. I'm a content creator. Yeah, your personal TikTok spoiling grit week go watch hanks Grit week recaps. I bought you another coffee after I hit it out of your head That was a very funny way to start camp. I mean another nut though. I might have to preemptive strike on the nut taps because you just don't know well

Well, you're not on the show anymore. I know, but I'm still here. I'm gonna have to go out with bang. Oh, oh, you're gonna not take us all. Kim John, that would be sick of Billy just came in like a mass nut taper and just hit everybody in their sack on the way out. Hey, can't get him back there.

All right, what else we got going on in the sports world? I saw Ty Dunn has released another article about the Jaguars. I like that we're like, what, two years now? Post-Urban Meyer and we still get Urban Meyer. And I'll click every time. Every single time, he does a great job, by the way, Ty Dunn. I saw Sports Hillshare ripped him off, which is not right,

because he's an independent journalist. I actually got to find his website and give it a plug. But the Urban Meyer story is basically one of the players on the team saying, on the defense, being like, we got to pick it up because we have a rookie head coach and a rookie quarterback and Trevor Lawrence and Urban Myer. Urban Myer caught wind of it and called him and was like, I'm going to cut you. Why'd you call me a rookie head coach? And the player basically had to apologize and pretend none of that happened. You could write anything about Urban Myers 10 year on the Jaguars and I would believe it.

Yeah, it's so awesome. But these sores are gonna keep coming out. It's the best. And I'm so glad I love the post mortems on just a disastrous hire of a head coach. Yes. Urban Meyer, that doesn't surprise me about Urban Meyer. For him to call up a player and be like,

you need to apologize for saying, factually, something factually accurate about me. You piece of shit. I hope we just never run out like every year. It should just be, it's basically a time capsule. We should just open it up every year and be like, what's the new Urban Myer anecdote from his less than one year in Jacksonville? Yeah, what was the other one that came out? Oh, he was kicking his kicker. Yeah, he kicked his kick, kicked Josh Lambo around,

kicked his kicker. By the way, it's the website is golongtd.com. So he is support independent journalists. We also had an... Okay, sorry. We had an update in the gym ursa files. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Those of Mr. Ursa. So there's a whale in Orca.

Excuse me, there's an orca that's been in captivity. What's her name? Her name is... Lolita. Exposed. AKA also known as Tokatai. Tokatai. Tokatai. Tokatai. I call it by the in you with Tokat a.k.a. also known as tokittia tokittai tokittai I call it by the in you at tokittai

okay tokittai has been trapped in like a Miami I don't know if it's like a sea world type environment some sort of like aquatic zoo and Jim Urce is putting up 20 million dollars to float this orca excuse me fly this orca across the country and the uh yeah and release it back into the Puget Sound where it's pod lives to this day. Yeah. So no way they're flying. They're flying. Yeah. They're flying. You're seeing something in a cargo plane. Yeah. Dude. They're actually taking a well guy. It's an orca. Not a lot. Yeah. I don't like orcas as much. Uh, they hunt whales. Well, they're not whales technically. So it's kind of valid. Um

Yeah, how the fuck? How do you see? Willie so there was an artist for addition, but how do you how do you put they put water in the car? Go playing. Yeah, there was an artist's I want you to look at this. It's a very funny picture. This is gasoline city They just fill up the cargo plane and it leaks out a little because it's not dirty. Watertight. What did it do? What did it do? What do you mean? They're also flying her. Is it needed? They're flying a friend? Two-force class tickets? There's the artist's rendition of it. It's just a plane strap. What strap to an organ? They're not

no they're actually flying it. She she's not going to be Aren't all the how all the oceans connected? Yeah, just send it to the Panama Canal Why don't they just throw it out there? Why don't they just throw some rope around it and tell it you just let it figure it out Well long toe. They're actually sending her back to captivity because it's a 15 acre netted area in that sound But that's better than better than yeah, I just love Jim Ursa I mean like I'm getting so much shit this week My name's being dragged through the mud about the Jonathan Taylor situation. I need some positive press Oh, I know what I'll do. I'll spend $20 to fly a whale across the house. Yes. Yes

I mean obviously it's his money. You can do whatever the fuck you want. So there's a salary cap, but it is funny now That orca could get that orca probably could get like a goal on yard better than Jonathan Taylor. Probably. Yeah. And by the way, memes, I need you to make a Photoshop of a banner hanging from the Colts, the roof of Lucas Oil, saying flew a whale across the United States. Hank doesn't still doesn't believe this whale is getting flown. Technically not a whale. Technically not a whale. Okay. No orca.ca a killer orca there's no way well just like a really big no what sounds like you're saying because the airlines are bad right

now the water oh the air's not water but how like so there's no water in the car so a gymmer say is buying a giant tank, putting it on a plane, filling it up with water, then dropping the orca into the water and then flying it to Seattle. No. There's a change in my sky. Look, he's he's good.

Zero, zero percent. A stoop waffle? Yeah, bloody Mary. Yeah, better not spill any popcorn. Are you okay? I can't, there's, I know you guys are just fucking with me, but no, we're not we're not telling you the truth now it's true Okay, sure okay, all right. All right That's fine. All right. Well before we talk a little more stuff and then we I didn't intro by the way

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I was showing Hank the article about how they're planning on transporting this Orca. Yeah. And they're putting it into a cargo truck and then driving that truck to the airport putting it on a cargo plane flying it across the country putting it on to yet another truck than driving it. I mean, Hank, it costs 20 million dollars. If this had anything I, I will do one of those websites where you like buy a whale. I will I will become a whale. I will. Yeah. If Lizzo can get the Amsterdam and back. Oh Billy. The clip. I show nice Billy. I would feed an orca banana out of my ass. Yeah, definitely. Other things we had what oh,

Nate Nate Diaz and Jake Paul The discussion of the Metz. Yeah, they'll hurt as a rehab gone They're fighting this weekend I'm gonna buy it. Yeah, I mean he kind of have to because it's gonna be a shit show Exactly the fight and it was not the way and or just the face off. I think it's just a face off It was a face off. It was it was it was something. It was an actual fight. There were punches thrown, which is good to see I Always bet on the boxer if it's a boxer versus an MMA guy in a boxing match But is Jake Paul really a boxer? He's not like a professional professional boxer. So I don't know. Nathias

It's hard to bet against him. It is hard to bet against them. I'm trying to find the guy I was laughing because some guy said There's gonna be a whole army of California that's gonna come and back up Nate He has you're not ready for this war and he's like I unfortunately can only do this behind my keyboard, but be ready So shout out that guy. Okay. Yeah, he just let it be known fun fact Logan Paul was supposed to get this fight with Nate and Jake Cucked him for it. So there was an interview with Hawani that Logan did where he was like, yeah, I was about to get this fight,

the guy backed out. I don't know what other fight he could have gotten that wasn't as sweet as this fight we'd made. Like we sweetened the pot. Turns out it was brother. Jake, Jake Cuckton's brother out of this fight. But why would Jake and Logan should fight? Yeah, they should.

Hopefully this drum something up because that actually would be great to see. Remember when you made, I want to fight Jake Paul.com. Yeah, that was a great moment. I mean, he's been training for all these years. I've been podcasting. I know there's a time to show time. There was a great moment last night when Billy was saying

he could jump over a dinner table. I'm gonna talk about that. Where he referred to himself two years ago as being a freak of nature. And two years ago, he could have done it. Two years ago, you were doing this podcast. Well, I got my time mixed mixed up my junior year of college. I was a freak.

I was squatting for 50, like, building for 50. I brought jumps. I brought jumped 12. No, I brought jumped 11 something. Okay. And I was in the best shape of my life. We've gone a ways from there, but I can still fucking jump. Okay.

All right. Breaking moves, by the way. Did it? Maybe not breaking moves. Feel like this right. Uh, breaking moves, by the way. Did it? Maybe not breaking moves. Feel like this has just been trickling out for last two days. But it looks like Arizona is officially going to go to the big 12. Okay. Not surprising.

Not surprising. In Washington, they called a meeting of their board of regents or whatever. Yes. It sounds like they're going to go. Well, no, yeah, Washington, Oregon are being looked at by the Big 10. The Big 10 doesn't have to do anything right now. They also made it very clear they're not gonna be predatory in any of this. No, of course not.

Yeah, so we're just gonna do what's best for the Big 10. But yeah, it looks like Arizona's gonna go to the Big 12. And then, I don't know what's gonna happen for the rest of the Pack 12. It's just, like we said, it's gonna end up being two leagues pretty soon. Yeah, probably gonna be maybe a big 10. How many teams are in the big 10? Well, it should be the big 10 West and the big 10 East.

And then the title game should be at the Rose Bowl. Where are the 16 teams? January 1st. In the big 10? Uh, there's 14 going to be 16. Uh-huh. So how many teams is too many teams? All them.

Put all of them in. Well, I think you've got to get to 20, because then you can have two big 10s, right? That makes sense. So how many teams is too many teams? All them. Put all of them in one. Well, I think you've got to get to 20, because then you can have two big tens. Right? That makes sense. Yeah, the legends and leaders. You know who actually coming out looking pretty good

in all of this conference realignment? I never thought I'd say this. No, today. Yeah. No, today. Yeah, they said that they're committed to being... They stay with their tradition. They're committed to being independent.

Why would you? You don't need to join. They make all the money. Yeah. Just beat up on whatever cupcake schools you want to schedule. Yeah. They make all the money, and they don't need to do all the money yeah just beat up on on whenever cupcake schools you want to schedule yeah they make all the money and they don't have to worry about it uh... last thing I had before we get to chair golf uh... do jay can billy want to talk about the Yankees and what's going on with their season yeah so uh... to mingle with mine all that favorite i said on the show he's my least

favorite and look at that right again so all this chat those chapters not your least favorite oh god what happened Jake what happened uh... didn't i didn't look into the details but you did another bad thing off the field he's going to rehab is still in the team uh... he's not for the rest of this year yeah but the bigger news was uh... anthony risau is going on the iL for concussion that he suffered. Can anyone guess when he suffered it?

In May against the pod drink. Yes, in May 28th he suffered a concussion. That sounds like a retroactive. We don't want to get sued move. Yeah. So here are his stats. In the 53 games before this concussion, he had 11 home runs was batting 304 in the 46 games since this concussion.

So 46 games he played since the concussion. He had one home run and was batting 304 in the 46 games since this concussion. So 46 games he played since the concussion. He had one home run and was batting 172. And it's just interesting of the timing where it's after they're pretty much done for the season. Yeah. Like no hope of winning anything. So they're like, okay, yeah, now we'll treat your head injury. It's pretty, pretty much bullshit.

They did my guy, Rizzo wrong. I'm taking away cashmins pinstripes. And it's putting them on Hermann in jail. Well, around R cashman's pinstripes and putting them on her mom in jail. Well, around Rizzle's head. Yes. You know, you can't read. What was that? People in jail are pinstripes. Yeah, that's what I'm talking about, Hank. Are Jay. No, you don't wear your handbrake. They wear orange. They're their horizontal pinstripes. Yeah. You're seeing the hamburger. Yeah, yeah, no,

but concussions like that are kind of no joke. Rizzo trying to play through it. That's off to him. Oh, Billy, you've changed. You have changed it. You're using your freaking nature and now listen to you. Yeah, well, I got hit in the head too many times. You?

No, I mean, you're right. You're right. Like a concussion that you suffer at any level of sport is like a pretty, it should be a big deal. No, this is very bad. It's weird that they've held on to this for so long. Yeah, but the thing is with something like that, he definitely would never have checked himself out.

That's just warrior mentality. But that's why you need a medical staff. Right. That's why I'm blaming the Yankees not Rizzo. I don't blame, I blame the situation because Rizzo is definitely, I can still do it. I can still do it. Mike the situation is like, he needed this.

This is a drum pocket. You have to think that if the bases were a little bit bigger, who's on first date, they would have been able to dive into the base safely, not hit the first basement. Something to think about. That's correct. Football is different than baseball, though. Like a const guy can still play football, hitting a fastball like that. Yeah, they don't play football with baseball. Right. That's one difference. Any one else?

A cop? No bat? Oh, no. Remember was Josh Norman had a bat? Yeah, before the game. He would have Steve Smith, right? Yeah, he would. Yeah.

Also, baseball players don't have a... No, no. Yeah, yeah. He's Odo. The concussion conditioning. Whereas they get hit once. They don't know how to deal with it. Whereas football players, they like,

know what it's like just being calm. When you get enough concussions, then it's actually better for you to get another one. Then it's your baseline. You're saying, yeah. Okay, that makes sense. Anything else in the sports world before we get to Jer Gough, which is a great interview. Great to have him back. I'm going to miss Billy.

I'm going to miss Billy. We'll get to that. We'll do that at the end. We're going to do a farewell to Billy. We got a big, her, her, her, her or injured that we will recap all of Great Week after we do the Mount Rushmore Oh touchdown for the Browns We need what four more points four more points. Let's go. The jet's leaving for the Jets though In the Hallfayme game. They're losing aren't't they? In the over. They think there's nobody.

No, they're down three. Or the Browns are now down three. Two. OK, let's get to our interview with Jared Goff. Been a long time. So Jared is brought to you by our friends at Cores Light. This interview was brought to you by Cores Light. Everyone thinks about the day.

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starting quarterback for the Detroit Lions, Jared. It is grit week. So we're going to start with the first question sponsored by Bick Easy Rinse Razors, say goodbye to clogged Razors with new anti-clog tech use code 20 grit for 20% off on Amazon. It's a simple question. What does grit mean to you? Yeah, that's a good question. I saw Dan's answer. I thought it was great. I think it's along those lines. Yeah, it's the perseverance. It's getting through adversity. It's being able to come out the other side of something, maybe better, or just making it through a hard time. Yeah, as a soft cally boy, have you been able to find some grit up here?

Have you got grittier since you've've got I've got a way gritty here since I got to the Midwest out here in Detroit. Yeah, there's a little hotter a little more humid. You got to grind a little bit more and yeah, it's been fun. Yeah, so we mentioned this to you off air, but there is an account on Twitter that replies to PFT and I every single day. It's called Detroit Lions Box. Shout out that guy with a tracker of days since you've last been on the show for a full interview. I think we're at like over a thousand days. He's very upset, but here we are. So it's over. Shout out Detroit Lions Bot.

He's put it back to zero. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know what his life looks like after this. He has no purpose. He's like the dog that caught the car. I'll tell you what, if he goes back to day one, like on Saturday and be pissed, and dog goes back to that and respect that. That would be good. Anybody can keep track of a stat if it's been a long time, but not everybody has the grit to take it and do it again. There you go. It's been one day since I've got the license. So it has been a long time. Last time we were at your house in LA. That's right. Game of Thrones. Yeah. An alley.

That's right. A lot has changed. So let's just start with the change. I know that like, you, I'll say this, you, you handled the trade and everything, like a true professional. I feel like we never heard, you know, you could have been upset. You could have been mad, but it felt like you were able to stay above the fray. What like, when you had that happen to you, you get traded to Detroit from a team

that's competing for Super Bowl as to a team that's rebuilding, now has been rebuilt. What was going through your head? Yeah, it was certainly hard. And I think I've had some time to reflect on it now, being a little bit further away from it. It was harder, maybe, than I thought it was in the moment. You know, you're just kind of naive to it, and you're just putting your head down every day and going to work. But looking back, there were some dark times

in that 2021 year and both personally and on the field, just getting through that. And I'm glad to say that you're kind of coming out the other side now and have some things to look forward to. Did Blake Griffin reach out to you? Was some words of advice. How did I handle that transition? Blake did.

I think you put me on text with Blake. And I think he was actually trying to work his way out of Detroit when I was working when I was coming in here. So he was like, you're going to love it, but I'm kind of leaving soon. But yeah, no, he was, he was a good resource. And yeah, it was funny. So, so the mental side of it, because I think that we don't really, we always know players go through it.

We never really like dive into it. Like, was there a moment where you had, like, how shit? Like, is this gonna work out for me? Am I gonna be still like, you know, a starting quarterback? I never lost confidence in myself. No, I think I always remained true to myself and knew who I was and what I can do. And having a crew here, like Dan and Brad

and now Ben Johnson and these coaches and players that believed in me Only made it that much easier to do it for myself, but no, yeah, certainly you can get you can get in some tough times But I never I never lost confidence in what I can do you love Ben Johnson right love Ben Johnson Johnson great offense coordinator. He could have probably left last year. Yeah, yeah I think it'll coach. Yeah, so he's back I saw something the other day that you texted with him this office and you just said four words to him in one text, Saint Brown huge year. Yeah.

Is that a fact? Yeah. Yeah. I don't know if it was exact same words, but it was something along those lines. I was very succinct. I just got and finished done. I just got done throwing with Saint Brown out in LA and seeing his progression this office season.

I'm like, that kid's going to have a big year. What is it about his offense that you love? A lot of things. I think he allows, for me personally, to kind of be creative. And I get a lot of decision-making capabilities, line of scrimmage. He puts a lot of my hands, a lot of my plate

and allows me to play quarterback and really direct our offense. So you were like, it's fourth down. I want to throw the ball to Penae's soul. That was his call. But, uh, yeah, I'll take credit for the throw, but, uh, that was, that was a little, uh, nugget he thought about on Monday of that week. I remember we were talking about it. How he, he was just like, I want to get Penae the ball somehow.

How can we get Penae the ball? And we had a little package of three plays there. And as soon as we ran the personnel on the field for the, probably the first downplay or the second downplay, I'm like, okay, this is gonna end with that play to Penae. It was a little set up there and it was a good one. So, how pumped was Penae in the huddle? Was he like, you can't do,

and imagine like he's such a big guy, if the defense is watching, they're like, look at him jumping up and down and so excited, he might be getting the ball. Is he just like, this is my moment? Yeah. And they, it was Minnesota. So they kept calling time out kind of in between each play because they're trying to stop

the clock and get the ball back. And we knew the whole time. We're just going to go for it on fourth with this play. It was the third or fourth. I can't remember. And in between every time out, really the one before we threw it to the net, Ben's telling me, hey, tell Pne, calm down, you know, make sure, you know Make sure it just tell him to secure the catch and get the first down. Don't quite a bounce

So I'm giving him all this information. Hey, just catch a ball You know the and then our left guard Jonah Jackson looks at me. He goes, you'll chill out. He's good All right, all right, you got it Yeah, I got imagines fun playing in an offense like that where you know, okay, we're gonna break everything out We're gonna go for kill. We're gonna win that we're playing to win the game We're not playing to like give you the ball back and top on defense. Right. He's very aggressive Obviously Dan's very aggressive We kind of take on that personality as an offense and

Being able to do creative things that are actually sound and like good football is a lot of fun Thank you for ending Aaron Rogers Packers career. I appreciate that. I counted that as a playoff win for you. Yep. Me too. All right. Thank you. I don't know if it counts officially, but. Yeah.

A little cow on cow crime. There you go. You talk to him after? You're like, uh, this one's for big cat. I, I must have forgot to say that. But, uh, yeah, briefly just, you know, see you later, good game, and that was it. Yeah.

But that was nice. That was a fun one. That was a good one to finish on. Uh, it was a lot of, you know, emotions kind of pregame of like, are we gonna have a chance to make the playoffs? Are we not? And then I think, you know, when we found out we weren't, you know, we knew we would get turned on by either one, right?

If we have a chance, okay, that's gonna light a fire. If we don't, then okay, we're gonna keep them out. So it was a good little fire under us to keep them out. And that was a fun finish. Yeah. I also want to say congratulations. I feel like beating the bridge quarterback tag is like, that's a big, because you know, when you got tried it yet, everyone was like, all bridge quarterback.

And then you played, you've been playing so well that it's like, no wait, Jared is, is the guy right now. Like, what are we talking about? So sure. Yeah. I appreciate it. Yeah. Because it's got to be a weird feeling to be put in a situation. Have obviously the lions int internally is different story, but the media saying,

like, oh, he's just a bridge quarterback. And then your play has, like, there's nothing better when athletes are able to prove it on the field. Like, no, I'm, I'm playing my balls off you. Sure. Sure. I think there's a lot of members of our media that have an easy time writing bad things. And they have for quite some time. And when we were one in six, they were laying it on pretty thick. And then we kind of flipped the script. And it was almost like they ran out of things to write.

Yeah. Because they weren't used to putting positive news out there, I guess. I don't know how else to frame it. And yeah, maybe took a little gas out of their tank and it's been fun. Yeah, before the record I saw a tear list of quarterbacks it came out last week and under the guy the top tier It was like my homes Joe burrow Josh Allen Jared golf was right at the top list list as well Great. See that list. I didn't it was a great list. It was who made it really big podcast. I think we I think we made it Oh, perfect. It's a good list. It was great. As an impartial observer of my own list. Thank you. I think you guys

I like what I like you know, but I'll take four from you guys. I appreciate it. Well, we want you to be Hungry. There you go. Yeah, we can't just give you everything. All right. Yeah, I appreciate it. Do you Do you have any immature D's nuts jokes to use on us? I don't, but I thought Josh's was incredible. I thought it was disgusting. There are kids in Buffalo. Listen, Jared, there are kids in Buffalo. They look up to him. He's a God, right? Yeah. It's like Josh Allen is Buffalo. There are kids that listen to that podcast. And they probably went to school and they told their teacher, oh, 40s, nuts and a back, you're throwing home. And then they probably got suspended. They're probably not going to graduate. They're probably going to end up destitute on the

streets. It's disgusting. He ruined the future of Buffalo. I thought the setup was so good. Yeah. It was a hook line in sinker. It was so good. Part of my take for a lot of young and pressurable youth out there. We are their heroes and they just saw their heroes. Like, you know, like I said, get stuffed by the rim on a dunk.

That's right. And it's like, wait, my legs don't work anymore. Are we getting old? That was a tough moment. I don't have one for you. I thought about, like, coming up with one. And I'm like, I'm going to let him have that win. I don't have one for you. I thought about coming up with one and I'm like, I'm I'll let him have that win and I don't want to try to overdo that. It hurt. It hurt very deep. Are you still in touch with Blake?

Oh yeah. How do you go? Recently, I talked to him when he won Blake of the year. Yeah. Yeah. I texted him, just said, hey, congrats. And like, just see Blake of the year in parentheses, making sure he knew why I was saying congrats. Yeah, he's doing good. He's doing good living a great life. The old time story of after the Super Bowl where you and Blake were in the kitchen trying to figure out how to make pizza rolls in the oven.

Oh boy. And we walked into the kitchen and he was sitting down. He was in the kitchen. We walked into the kitchen, it was probably like 3 a.m. And Jared and Blake are trying to figure out how to make pizza rolls in the oven. There's just all the smoke in the world coming out there. Like, Jared and Blake are going to burn down our house.

That's super bowl week. That was of such a fun, like, crazy collusion night, like, of just things. I remember, uh, loud Sean is like the legend I remember from that night. Of him running around his underwear, like, challenging my buddy who played division one basketball. He's like, plimping one on one. And his underwear at like two in the morning, blazed two in the piece of rolls. I remember Glynnie was asleep, so I'm out through it all.

Yeah, we were watching him sleep. Yeah, we were watching him sleep. He was asleep through it all. So peace. Yeah, people are jumping in another pool. I think Hank jumped in the pool. It was like, oh, was that a weird dream? Yeah.

He just go home, go to bed, and it never happened. And then the next morning you call me, you're like, we have a flight and we can't find Blake. Where is he? And I was like, dude, what do you mean? Where is he? You're the one with him. I probably left a little earlier than he did. And we were, we were unable to leave without him because he was a part of our crew. I just remember getting that call and just being like, Jared, you're a number one pick starting quarterback in the NFL. Like you find your friend. I don't know where he went. Yeah, he's in all time. We're a guy I miss, certainly.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Microchip your blakes. You know what? You have to microchip your blakes. Yeah. Right. Yeah. Yeah. He's a tough guy to get a hold of sometimes. Oh, he is. Yeah. He's he's out there. He's either golfing or hanging with his kids. I'm sure. But, you know, I love that dude. He's like found the, I think Blake has found like the secrets of happiness because he just seems like like he'll call you back whenever he feels like it. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, he's just doing something. He's just doing something always not. Yeah, he could just be, I could imagine sometimes I call him and he's just like staring

out at it is like lawn. He's like, now I'll call him back later. Yeah, that's right. He's having a great time. He's having a moment, right? He's the best. He's like, now I'll call him back later. Yeah, that's right. Hey, seven great times. Have a moment. Yeah. He's the best. He's the best. Are you, will you ever apologize for the Saints game? To who? The Saints fans. No, God. No, okay. They got the ball in overtime. They had a chance to win it. There we go. I like that. Was that Pastor Ference? No, no, it wasn't. It was a call of Pastor Ference. It was not. It was not

a call of Pastor Ference. I've had a million passive experiences that weren't called. As I was Jordan, when he says he makes the field goal, too. I know I know I was like automatic from there. Lots was, but I don't know. I mean, yeah, they asked Jordan, like, did you push off against the jazz game six? Did they call it? They call it. No, I thought Robi's response was fantastic after the game. When they asked him and he was like, yeah, that was.

It's like, Rob, don't say that, bro. But was there ever a moment during that two weeks stretch? Because I remember like, Saints fans were like trying to petition, they were trying to take the like supreme court. And you're like, are they going to actually figure out a way to play this game again? Yeah, they wanted to restart it from that play. Yeah, that's it.

No, they had that happened. And then they ended up throwing the ball again. They could have ran it and ran off more clock. They threw it in completion. And then we got lucky. They turned it over to us and over time. And we made a feel goal from 60 yards. It wasn't like it was perfect for us either.

Yeah. Yeah. I guess I wouldn't apologize, but also there's a lot of people that are going to be very mad here and you say that. That's okay. Yeah. They can be mad. They can be mad.

They can be mad. They can be mad. Yeah. I every once in a while Dan was on that staff. So, I'll like kind of, you know, just toss it out there every once in a while. If a situation comes up, that is somewhat similar. And he laughs about it. He handles it good. I've read a story that Dan Campbell, that was like the first time he kind of fell in love

with you. Because you're tough less than that, Kim. Yeah. That was the loudest game I've ever played in. And I don't know, maybe ever will play in. Just in that place, it was like reverbing off the roof, the amount of noise, and I remember that first third down, and my helmet was all messed up,

so we had to grit through that one, certainly, and then get to the other side. Do you love Dan Campbell? Love him. We love him. I love him too. So was it love at first sight, or did he have to grow on you a little bit?

No, I've always loved him. I think seeing him grow as a head coach has been so fun and come and do his own. I know, for me too, I think him seeing me grow into my own as a quarterback, it's been fun to kind of grow together and go through the trials and tribulations together and have a chance to have a pretty good team this year and do some things. So he said that he wanted a live line on the sideline. Very true story, very real thing that he actually wants for the record. I appreciate everybody writing articles about it.

How would you react to having a line on the sideline? I love it. As long as it's an okay, right? I don't know if there would be a loose. That's soft. No, you got to have it loose. Just running around? Yeah, yeah.

Maybe one of, you know, like the, when someone has a big yard and they have the, almost zip line and they have their dog on the zip line, you could do that through the whole field or have the line run out and retrieve the kick on kickoffs instead of like the dog. I kind of like like how Colorado runs out with the Buffalo. Yeah. Someone runs out with a lion. Yes.

That'd be very intimate. Like a couple people holding it on a leash. What about Dan Campbell riding? Oh, that'd be really good. These are all real things. That's the line. It sounds like a Metallica song. Yeah. Dan Campbell actually fun fact about him. He does practice. And then the rest of the day,

the next 10 hours, he just thinks about live lines. That's what the media would have you believe. I saw it. Yeah. Yeah. Do you think that he does? Is he good at doing that sort of thing? Like, okay, I'm going to play into the image of Dan Campbell that a lot of people, I'll throw them some red meat so they got something to write about so They're not writing negative things about about the team or yeah, I think he just does it for sport at this point Like he thinks it's funny the penace play that we talked about earlier where he you know Joke with the media afterwards that his headset was off. He didn't know what was happening And then all of a sudden we're throwing it to Penae and yeah people took that as you know

He was telling the truth that he was not aware that we were running that play. That's like standard. Like, you know, Dan Campbell doesn't even know what play. It's like, all right. Like, you know, I think it's funny. He, and I've told people a million times, he looks like a meathead. He's big, strong dude. He talks like he does, but he's as smart as anyone I've been around.

That's an art of worship. It's like make them make your opponent believe that you're unprepared. Right. Right. He kind of, like, continue to underestimate. Right. Right. And then he kind of like to continue to underestimate. Right. Right. Um, should we talk a little bit about your, uh, college team in the big 12 trying to rip apart the, uh, pack 12. Sure. Cows and trouble. What's going to happen? I don't think cows going anywhere. Yeah. Well, I think we are a pack 12

steadfast. You should be cal and Stanford. That's right. Just cal and Stanford. Cal Stanford may be Oregon State, uh, you know, Arizona, Arizona State sound like they're going to stay. No, no, no, they're not. No, I don't think so. Okay. So Cal Stanford, Oregon State. Okay. And we just, we just, we just, we just, we just, we just run, you know, we play each other three times a year round, Robin. Exactly. Yeah. But your, your coach, we actually had on a couple of times, it, sunny dikes from college. What I mean, were you at all surprised that he's had, he had that success go to TCU because there were moments, especially his cal time, where it felt like he was teetering and like,

can he get the job done? Yeah, no, I was so excited for him. I think the TCU job was a perfect landing spot for him. And I know he was excited for it. and the team they had last year was was pretty and you know was able to win some close games. I mean were they the most talented team probably not but they did some things that were pretty special in the fourth quarter of those games. I'm sure covered some spreads for you guys and maybe it's some overs for you guys. Yeah, time and that field that was wild. The the one where you just ran the guys out there was it bailer seven set. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I was so fired up for him and obviously didn't finish the

way they wanted, but and I loved Duggan. I told Duggan the game. I think it was a big 12 game. I think they lost. It came to state. Yeah. The biggest world champion. The most impressive quarterback, like college, you know, how tired he was and they're like, go for two and he can barely even get back in the huddle. Yeah. I loved it. They were just running him like over and over. Yes. You could tell. It's very hard. Like a lot of the times, someone would be gasp. He can't really tell. He looked so fatigued. And it was because you just kept on having a heat stroke. Yeah. You know, running it again. And it was pretty cool. And then they sat at the ball and be like 15 years, ripping off. Yeah, you remember that video that you did

where you went back to college and you got dressed up? That was good, huh? Yeah, and it was very clearly just Jared Goff participating in a practice. Was anybody on the team like, hey, you're just Jared, why was Jared Goff practicing? I think we did a good job of the disguise. What they did before that is they had cameras there

telling them they were on like last chance of you for like a week. So then by the time I got there, I like, it didn't seem like there was just cameras there. And I think what actually if you remember there was one receiver who spoke up and said, that's my, you know, that's our quarterback. Like we don't want a new quarterback. That was Teve on Austin's cousin. So he knew he was in on it. So he was kind of like playing into it a little bit. And I had him to kind of help me, you know, maneuver around a little bit. But now I don't think they knew and it went pretty viral

and it's still something people remind me of. They like copied it later. I know we did, I told him that. I told him I said the problem. Like you guys just straight, he's like, yeah, we kind of ripped off. We had a little bit more horse power behind it with ESPN and Eli's places or whatever

they call it. We'll get Joe Bucks to go after Eli for that. For sure. He hates him. They would have been funny if you had showed up for that practice and just like had an off day. He sucked and the coach was like, I guess we got to cut you. Throw it to the other team.

Yeah. What's, I'm going to give you an opportunity to gas up Lions fans. Okay. I would imagine going from LA to Detroit in terms of fandom is a pretty big difference in how people like live and breathe and eat football out here. Yeah. So what's your what's your been your experience with Lions fans day to day or just in general? Yeah. It's as loyal as passionate as, you know, if you're fervorous, like just foaming at the mouth type of thing that these fans are, it's so fun to be around. I go to dinner, I go to the supermarket, it's always, you know, people are always saying they're so excited, I can't wait for

the game. A lot of people are coming to practice telling me, hey, I'm going to be at practice tomorrow and people are so excited. We're so excited to put on a show for them this year and see what we can do. Yeah. What's your favorite throw? Ever? Yeah.

Like I've ever made or type of throw? Ever made. We'll do that. Oh gosh. Favorite throw I've ever made. Man, that's a hard question. I'll go with the ball through to St. Brown to win the game against Minnesota. Wasn't all that great of a throw but the implications of it were

pretty cool. Coming to that game I think we were on eight is our first win that year. The Oxford shooting had just happened. We had some of their families there. Being able to win that game in that fashion was pretty cool. My favorite type of throw is definitely a post or a go. Something you can layer out there a little bit. It's a good answer. Yeah, I would have said wheel route. I like wheels.

I like the wheel. You like throwing the wheel? You're like running the wheel. Both. I like watching the wheel. Yeah, the wheel, it always works. It does sit, when have you seen it work like that? It's one juke and then to the house.

Right, just an out and up, right? Right, it's out and up. They always forget to cover the running back yeah I don't know why he catches a ball Maybe a spin move maybe a Duke it's gone and you like throwing it and running it yeah Well, I haven't ever thrown one but I think I would like to throw it perfect Yeah, I was ever quarterback. I saw a lot of wheel routes. You've thrown a lot well with my fingers in a video game right Yeah, that counts that counts that that's. Four verticals on Madden. We run a similar way. Yeah, exactly. That absolutely counts. Yeah. I know the game. There you go. What's your Dan Campbell? I mean, he, we've talked about him a lot, but what's the, what's the one thing this year that he's

telling the team that's like different? Because we, it's, it's weird going to the season. The Lions are very hyped up. Yeah.. Everyone's wondering, can they keep the momentum going? How's he trying to keep everyone on the same page? We're like, don't believe this shit. It's very simple, I think, and he's done a great job of it. It's just, it's the same exact people that were telling us how bad we were last year.

And it happened so quickly. Right. Like, it's not like it took three years for them to change their mind. It's like, it took like 10 games. And they're like, oh, no, they're good now. it's like, okay, so you can't really listen to either side of it because they were wrong when they told us we were there, we were bad. And now we can't believe them. Now if they're telling us we're good, we still have to put the work in and prove them right is kind of the idea. But we've got a lot of work to do. We've got

a lot of work to do to continue to get better. And I always think, and Italy, we play in, it's about runs. How do you get on winning streaks and how do you get off of losing streaks? And we were on winning streak last year. We had a couple of them. We won three in a row and doesn't mean we're going to start on a winning streak this year. And like knowing that we have to kind of find a way to grasp that momentum again and get on a winning streak. It's a great point about the media too because it really was a month and a half. It was, yeah, I mean, I said it was like six weeks. Yeah, when you were one in six, I was like,

I think Dan Campbell lost the locker room. I told him that because I'm an idiot. I said, I just react to everything so severely. Like every loss is like, that's the end of the world. Right. And everyone's like, damn, that team's incredible, best ever. Right. Yeah. No, no, and I got to talk about with our media. It's interesting that, you interesting that they kind of enjoy,

it seems to that they have so many more questions when we're losing. They know what they're gonna write. They know what the people wanna read. They know what the clickbait, negative clickbait is to get people to read it. And then we start winning. And it's like the questions kinda go away.

They don't really know what to ask anymore. They're not as quite used to it. And that's enjoyable. Yeah, yeah. It's nice. And you don't have hard knocks in here, which got to be nice. Really nice.

Last year on hard knocks, were you like, okay, I'm experienced at this now. Don't ask me any science question. Yeah, where the sun comes from. No more sun. I'm still figuring that one out. It's confusing every day. You got to look up.

All right, that's West. Got it. All right. Oh, shoot, it's easy. Yeah, yeah. But no, that was good. They were easy. I know the crew pretty well by now. We have, you know, first name basis on with some of those people. So they were easy. Yeah. We can give you a chance to kind of redeem yourself. Have you seen Oppenheimer? No. Okay. I was going to ask you to explain how atomic bombs work.

I don't know. Yeah. Way beyond what I would know. Have you seen Barbie? I have seen Barbie. What'd you think? I thought it was funny. I know there's a lot of differing opinions on it. I thought it was really funny actually. If you go into it knowing it's supposed to be like stupid funny. Yeah. You know, if you think it's supposed to be like a, you know,

feature film, I don't know if it's, that's what was the point of it. It was a movie for everybody. I thought it was hilarious. Was it dressed up? I did not get dressed up. Was it an actor? I might have been the only dude in there, but I thought it was funny. Was it an accurate depiction of growing up in California?

No. No, no. That's why it was funny, though. It was like so over the top, like, you know, stupid funny, but it was good. Was it an accurate depiction of growing up looking like Ryan Gosling? Some ways. Yeah. Every time he makes a movie, that seems to like kind of come out again, and I'll take it. You know, he makes a movie that seems to kind of come out again and I'll take it, you know, he's a good looking dude. Absolutely. There's worse people. I guess worse than the loan. You get Ryan guys, like I'd say you win that round.

Yeah, I mean, I've been talking about looking like a fat raccoon eating garbage under a porch. That's not a great thing to be compared to. You got the salt and pepper. Yeah, exactly. So that's way worse. Yeah, I see the raccoon now. pepper. Yeah, exactly. So that's way worse. Yeah, I see the raccoon now.

Right, yeah, right. I see that's mean, but I'm going to take it. I'm going to internalize it. I'm going to get better, but I'm not. All right. So I have one last question, rowback question, R-H-O-B-A-C-K dot com, rowback dot com, use code take 20% off first purchase,

Q-Zips, Poles, HODES, joggers, shorts. I got that's an all time where the favorite throw might be that last throw in that game ever. Yeah. Now that was a fun one, man. That's that's an all time where the favorite throw might be that last throw in that game ever. Yeah.

Now that I'm going to say, that's a good one. That's a good one. That's a good one. That's a good one. That's a good one. That's a good one. That's a good one.

That's a good one. That's a good one. That's a good one. That's no, that was that was a fun one, man. That's that's an all-time word. Favorite throw. It might be that that last throw in that game ever. Yeah. Now that I'm thinking about it. But yeah, that was insane. It was a 54-51 and felt like college again where like you just kind of just shooting out there and figuring it out. But no, he's he's he's got a different defense now that I have to play. That's the diplomatic answer. And he's got to play already defense. But you know, hopefully it's a shootout that goes our way again. Yeah. It's going to be so fun to watch. I can't wait for week one.

I mean, it's, it's kind of crazy that the lines are opening up the season. Yeah, we're excited. Why is it crazy? It's it. No, it's, I'm not talking about this line, I'm just saying in the, in the, the lines. Yeah. Like that you guys haven't had. I only know from the last two years here. I like that's all. That's all. I like that. I don't know anything beyond. I'm

inside here. There you go. Lions. They should be opening up for both season. Come on. It's the lions. There you go. And I say, what is that supposed to mean? Yeah. It's the lions. Come on. You know what that means. I don't. All right. I like it. I like it. I cut this part, but How fast is Justin feels so fast? He's fast. So fast. Yeah, you like him. Oh, he's so fast. Yeah, you still pulling for them when we play each other. Yeah, yeah, okay I mean, I want you to play well Like lose every time every time we play Chicago or just in general. Chicago. Yeah. You so for for a 15 and two would be fine with you. Mm-hmm. Yeah, the Bears go 16 and one. Okay.

Yeah. Who do they lose to? Um, question. Commanders, Thursday night. What are we playing? Six to three. Who else do we play in the, do we play the, we'll probably lose the chiefs.

I'll be honest. That's me being unbiased. 16 and one lose the chiefs. That's fair. That's very fair. I have a fair night. I hope it doesn't go that well for that. But yeah, we'll see. All right. Well, Jared, it has now been zero days since you've been on part of my

take. That's right. We love you. You've been a very supportive friend all these years. So, uh, thank you so much. Thank you. Let's, you know, I'm not going to say go lines, but I'm really happy. You can say it. No, I'm not going to say that. Why not? Because I'm rooting for you guys have a great year just below the bears. That's fair. So make the playoffs. Yeah, sure. Okay. Yeah. And if remember, imagine NFC champions of the game in Chicago, lines, bears, you wanted them to have the home field. Oh, yeah. Congrats on being able to play in cold weather. Oh, I can do that now. Yes. Got it. You couldn't that game in 2018. That was tough. Yeah. That wasn't because of the way that defense was dang good Fangeo had the boys fired up going. Yes, but yeah, thank you

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Okay, so the Mount Rushmore standings are very tight. It's 18, 18, 16, is that correct? Yep, 18, 18, 17, 17, 16. Yeah, I think. Well, we have a guy, as we can pull him off. Yeah, 18, 18, 16. Either way, since this is Billy's last step, so Billy will still be able to consult

with Jake on picks. Um, he can also, we're also going to let them use memes for their team. So memes, Katie and 18, 17, 18, 18, 17. Yeah, memes, you're, you're allowed to help them. You don't have to do the punishment if they lose, but you can help them. Okay. That's fair. Because we don't want to leave Jake, you know, and I think Jake's not going to be here on Sunday. So you're going to be picking for their team on Sunday. Is Kiddell going to make an appearance in the... I think he's got a football season. I know, but technically he's part of the loss. That's true. I think he should lose face time. Well, you guys haven't lost yet. Well, in 70. But just in case if he wins. What's your order for the Mount Rushmore of things that are

only fun to do once. So Bill and I will go first. Hank and Max second but Captain Pft third. Okay. Love it. Billy, would you like to announce? Final one one. Let's make sure we're on the same page. We're on the same page. Not one. One of one things fun to do once. We're going with an all-nighter. Oh, OK. Just staying up all night. Just party all night? It's definitely done that more than once.

Billy, what are you planning on doing tonight? Pulling it all nighter. Have you ever done that before? Literally, you're playing tonight at the pull of all night. It's fun things that before literally your plan tonight? It's fun things that are fun to do once right? Yeah, but once I'm sure Billy's and then never doing again I Think Jake was thinking about like studying yeah, that's not fun I've pulled multiple all nighters and every time they've been too much fun. Yeah, all-nighters aren't fun the next day.

No, right. But in the moment, that's why you're saying all night because you're having so much fun. And they're very fun the next time you do. Right, and all nighters are so much fun, like I wish I was still in a state where I could do it. Yeah. In a sleepover context.

Yeah, just being like, let's fucking go to a casino. Yeah. But you know, I'm talking about business ideas. There's nothing. Movie ideas. There's nothing. Yeah, just all of that. Where you can invest all your money, quick. If you got all your friends to pull all their money,

reliving, like you're like little league baseball playoffs from when you're 11 years old. Watching highlights to your football highlights. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, exactly. Hang out with a friend that you haven't seen in like seven years and being like, yo man, I've missed you so much. Yeah.

Having a meeting in the bathroom stall at 4 a.m.? Yeah, exactly. I just, I pull off an all night or once and it was with you guys. 2020 Great Week. Aw, so cute. That's only hours. Yeah, that's it.

What about it, sleep away camp? Oh, is it? Yeah, that's it. I've gotten at least like, What a cuse with the boys. I mean, there's nothing better than that. I'm asleep every night. And hearing with the boys. I mean, I'm just all asleep every night and hearing the birds Starts a chirp and you're like all man. No, but that's scary. Yeah, that's I really like I did like I got there

No, but yeah, you go into bed, but no, but like that one time when you don't know that there's that bird feeling in the morning Once you know, there's the birds in the morning because you don't do it on purpose. I like your. Let me just reiterate, Billy has a flight tomorrow morning and his chance and his idea is to pull in all night or two. Well, when I have to go to the airport at 3 a.m. Right, but you're good to have that night. Okay, good one one. Okay, all right, Billy,

they've trashed our picks before we're right in the race. Listen to them, they're not worth any votes. Oh, actually we are Jake. Yeah, I've been vote counts. I've been vote count votes. Oh actually we are Jake. Yeah, I Every vote counts. I vote three measly votes. Okay four We are going to go with losing your virginity What's only possible to do once right also lose different types of Regenities twice. That's why it's on that's fun to do once your point Billy. Okay, so

All right, okay, where this is off to a bang guys. Let's go PFT let's talk numbers. Yeah, let's use some numbs here I like I like number 10. That's a pretty good one. Star Wars. You're already gonna yeah, okay Maybe go 10 into Our 10 and 11 save driving okay Okay, all right are 10 and 11 safe driving. Okay. Okay. Right. You want to be beating a video game. Beating a video game. I'm beating it once. You can't go back and beat another video. Yes, you can. Yeah, it's not as fun. It's not as fun. It's fun to do once. You skip all the side. And then you have that moment. You're like, man, I use a lot of my time to beat this video game running back Mario Kart

We has been like in my age That's not a game that you can you unlock all the races you get gold crowns and all of them Okay, but like beating Mario 64 I remember the moment I did it. I was like all right Now what but then you wait a of years and then you're like, oh, yeah. My favorite day, I remember the whole day. You've done it. When you've beaten it, it's not the same. On this trip, I'll say.

That's not true. On this trip, I'm replaying Flappy Golf too. It's just as fun. If you beat Golden Eye and you go back and you know all the secrets and stuff, it does not have that same lure. The first time you beat Golden Eye, you think that you are God.

No, Skyrim, you can play a thousand times. I think it's a good pick. I think Skyrim is great at people. You can figure out what we're doing for a second pick. Yeah, we'll do crack. Crack, crack, crack, fun to do once. Yeah, crack. No, I don't think it's fun to do it once.

It's definitely fun to do it one time. Yeah, crack, crack. No, because the second time you want to do it even more. No, the first time you want to do it's so bad again. Do it once, we fun and then you never do it again. Now it's, the second time you want to do it even more no, the first time you want to do it so bad again Do it once we fun and then you never do it again now it's the second time you're like oh, no I've got a problem. I've never done crack. It's probably not possible to just do it one time But it would be great if you don't do it so Jake You don't want time one time only it would be very fun. Yeah, I mean

I mean only that you've never done once is actually a Tide-Dunk crack I mean on crack one time then it's all you think about to do once you've never done crack. It must be awesome. How would you know that it's fun to do? Yeah, it's because it's all you think about for the rest of your life.

How do you know that? How do you know that? How do you know that? I have not done crack. Yeah, so he has really pulled it all night and he had to do it for work. Dude, what have you done? I never fell asleep.

And that night? Yeah, he did it. If we were talking about your virginity, you can say heroin and be like, oh yeah, I've done like stuff after like this is gonna be content just one no matter what. So crack. You never pick.

It's a pick that you haven't done once. Okay. Do crack and then do crack right? It would be fun ones. You don't know that. That should be the punishment for fantasy football. Yeah. I bet we can find some crack.

Yeah, you know way. Our next pick is going to be touring a famous historical monument. Okay, it's cool. You got to see some stuff. You're like, oh, this is fun. Name one historical monument. I've done the Washington monument. Like, did that whole tour?

It was cool. You know what I do it again? The monument? No. That was a lot of less time. That was good. You went up up to the top The Washington, Monument you did the tour you went up. I think you're saying the Morales you walk next to the monitor interesting. I went to Lincoln I saw it up. I sat up on his lap That's the Washington that then I went to the whatever the fuck I don't

Think it's like a big triangular thing. I don't think you've ever To a historical money or fraud My sister graduated my sister went to catholic in Washington. We went graduation Torred around I think you just walk next to it and no you do not sit in a blink of a lap. No, that was that was joke Okay, so our second pick is going to jail. Oh, okay, yeah. Kind of fun once. Yeah, okay. Yeah, it's kind of fun. It's kind of fun. I've got a first hand experience.

Oh, you've gone twice. It was actually fun both times, but. Oh, okay. Was it the first time more fun though? No, the second time was more fun. The first time was a little scary. I didn't really have a job, and I was like, fuck. I'm fucked.

The second time was for work. If you have a job, go to jail, it's fun. Yeah. All right. going on the back end Billy You agreed also on my parents We're gonna go with getting married, okay, that's really more fun the first time we had on our list Yeah, yeah, although I was thinking about more if you get married second time, but when I intend to do it I probably would be cool because you're like done with that first one You had a prenup. Yeah, true

No, but at the back of your head the second time is like this could go like the first time Yeah, but then you're kind of call us to it. You know like first time you're like forever right together, right? Right what if you what if you're significant other pass it away okay yeah there's a little gray area there and you're just so lonely and sad and and then you get married a second time but then you're thinking the second time they might die again okay yeah yeah okay yeah okay I think that's right. That's finding the RV. Okay. Uh, hey. Oh, no, they just went twice, right? Let's take a moment. Yeah, Max, do I need to secure the perimeter?

We are going to go with being in a pay-per-view boxing fight. Ooh, okay. It's a really fun one to be able to speak to this. Billy wants to do it again, so. Well, he didn't really fight once. Yeah. Oh, fight me back but he fight me you know we would literally dude you're an idiot you're an idiot

Billy really wants me to fight it for 180 seconds you could get a bag but you're you're too stupid but you just wear shirts that aren't made well. Uh, but yeah, it was an absolute. You get a Ford real shirt. It was really a blast. There was a lot of anxiety, a lot of training for like, what about the fact that Billy wants? Uh, well, he didn't, he, Max is right. He didn't really fight.

He, he, he walked out and Jose can take a slid on his feet. And then what's Billy's record? One and a half. Yeah, so I said you said you said just fighting in one, right? Fighting in a paper be boxing. But if you lose in a paper be boxing match one time that would not be fun Dude fighting the adrenaline adrenaline is like a feeling. I don't think you feel like I would not even if you lost you would not feel good about it. Yeah, but you it's it's fun. Okay, no I talked to Oscar Delohoi about this. Yeah, the rush of fighting is better than anything

Two fighters on the same par I is better than anything. Two fighters on the same par. I was just like, yeah dude, isn't it? Seconds like, yeah man. Okay, okay. R pick? Yeah, two. Two.

Okay. Okay, big cat, I like number five and number 20. Okay. Those don't seem like we haven't gone through that many pain. I think we do two in 20, or two in 20. Okay, yeah. You go with two. All right.

Uh, learning to walk. Learning to walk. Do you remember learning to walk? If you ever learned to walk, do you remember time it would suck so bad? No, it means a catastrophic injury happened and you have to learn to walk again. It might have really, like, really

learned to walk would be fun once. Learning to walk is definitely fun. The first time. It's fun to walk. You can get around. Have you ever, do you remember learning to walk? That's a matter. You've You can get around have you ever to remember learning a walk But you matter you ever seen a baby I've seen my all I've seen my two kids my third is walked Yeah, but they had a lot of fun learning to walk if anyone has to learn to walk a second time

It's a bad bad scene. Mm-hmm. Would you guys agree? Mm-hmm. I would I learned to run before I learned to walk Okay All right We got this guys. But I put the force out. For the order. For the order. All right. For the last pick, we're going to go invading a rack. Very fun. The first time just kind of steamroll the country's second time. Not not as nice. Not as much. You can't

just hang out there for the next 20 years. Yeah. Was not as fun the second time. That's a fact. It's a good pick. Thank you. I don't think Max or Hank. I don't know what you're doing twice. Yeah.

Yeah. What was the first time? Early 1990s. 1990-91. I'm anti-all war. Oh, okay. I don't think. What about World War II, Pro Hitler?

Um, yeah. I don't really we're about world war two pro Hitler Yeah, I don't really go with it whatever okay All right, you guys have your pick. I don't have another pick Max has one and I don't care that it's I'm just gonna let him cook you can he can pick something else if he wants Is this the one you've been teasing? Yes, oh you're gonna use it. I thought you were gonna say hey picking LeBron James your goat. I think I think if you guys the one person will agree with me. Oh, okay Drum roll titty fucking Stand by it's definitely fun more than boy. Yeah, you, that's something that like you're in middle school. No If you want to say max no you get it. He fucked why would that be fun again?

I don't know but you're the one who said it. I'm a team player. I let Max pick LeBron I let Max pick this I don't stand for either of them. I don't stand I don't stand for either of I disagree vehemently. Like, I agree under choice. I think that's the craziest thing about ever. I think that it's a thing that like when you're in middle school, you like scream about, and then you do it, and it's like this isn't that fun. I don't want to do this anymore.

It's way better. No, it's awesome. Well, you're saying it wasn't even fun once? No, no, I'm saying the first time. It's like, oh yeah, you got like, you're dribbling out, like you look forward to it, you do it, and you're like, I don't need to do that anymore. That's what you call comma adrenaline I've literally I've literally only done it once cuz I don't need to do it. Oh well That's usually I there might be something wrong with your penis. I think Max talk about him getting titty fucked I'm not this guy to you. I like this guy to fuck me

Let this guy to you. I like this guy to fuck me Never get city fucked again, so max. I considered tossing Into the conversation that's the same thing Also terrible. That's also a terrible there's a lot going on It's a lot there's a lot yes like just you know I'm pretty don't act like this this fucking room is a bunch of studs Better get going in the different positions every single night. You know Run the ball That's like me saying like I wouldn't be fun to dunk

Like if I was physically able to do all these things. It would be a lot of fun. No Yeah, there's gonna be there's gonna be people out there that agree with this take. I know it Mom, I'm sorry Oh, it just gave me look like no way he's a dog. Yeah more than once a good time I want to get out of here so bad Okay last pick for He's gonna go with something else. We're gonna talk about an honorable mention. He texted that to me earlier and I-

I still think it's very big. I fell down. People are gonna agree with me. There's gonna be people out there that agree with me. No. This is groupthink. This is all groupthink. Okay.

I think there are gonna be a lot of people that stand up for titty fuckers everywhere. You might just get lost in the cleavage, you know? Yeah, it's, yeah. Some people go too small. It's too small. It's too small. Titty fuckers everywhere you might you might just get lost in the cleaver like yeah Oh There's two it's too much going Just from the football dude, wait you can get a BJ and Titty fuzz lay down and pull in and get out Okay, Billy no more sports by cash

We're going with the the lion's fans have been waiting for Jared gov's interview and they just kept this on for a little too long Like what the fuck are they talking about just fading a rack? How titty fucking that tank I it would had to be done. I'm glad it happened. Yeah, no I'm very happy to have anytime someone on Mount Rush for season says all right I'm just gonna go for it. You know, it's gonna be a great pick. Bad or good? Well, because it's fun. If you have a nice, oh, here we go. We got the, we got the brain council. Can you talk in the mic? Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay. Throwing a house party in high school. Okay, that's when parents aren't there. Okay, it's fun the first time you might get away with it, you might not, but you still have that one time,

but then you can't really do it again, or if you do it again, gets out of hand. Yeah, if you do it again, then there's all the pressure of like, hey, we doing it again this weekend. Oh, then it's just kind of your house is a flop. It's so for the kid who has divorced parents and it's fun all the time.

Cause they just go back and forth. Yeah, but if you, the first one's a banger, the bars gonna be so high for the future ones. It's like, yeah, it's gonna only go downhill. Or like someone you probably had a good time and you might eat. It's a good pick, but it's like,

if you have a really good time, you definitely want to do it again. No, but then like someone punches the dry wall the first time and you're like, oh shit, let's cover this up. You do it, you do it. And then the next time I was like, oh, we can just destroy the walls,

cause one guy got away with the first time. Everyone just thinks they can get away with more and then the next time I was like oh we can just destroy the walls because one guy got away with the first time Everyone just thinks they can get away with more and more the second time first time. How many holes have you punched a drywall? Get rid of the ones. Yeah, it's only fun the first time. Okay. All right honorable mentions I had one for you. We're gonna do heroin, but you can't store. I had one for you. Papadillas. Yeah. Papadillas. I should know, not fun at all.

I had one. I was the one once. That was traumatic. We had interviewing John Cena. Yeah. And it was very fun the first time. Yeah. So, we should have done driving across the country.

Oh, we have that on our list. Yeah. Sidewalk slammers. We got the. Yeah. Hiring Billy. I had technically did it twice. Yeah, I know. The firstammers. We got hiring Billy think of the the I had a technically it twice. Yeah, I know the first time was a lot of fun.

He walked into that going to college once. Is yeah, don't want to go back getting titty fuck by Max. There's more titty fucking Max. Yeah, betting the under. I feel like every few months, big guy, you're like, yeah, I'm gonna enjoy it. And then I go back and like. Yeah, it wins, it wins a win.

A blue man group. Fuck more than once. No, definitely not more than. Come on, the most balanced. Don't even go once. I've never been. I'm supposed to go. Why are they frauds?

They're scared though. Digging a hole with your boys. There's more than, it's more than one group. Oh, with the blue man group. It's a franchise. Digging a hole with your boys. Robbing a bank would be so much fun once.

It would be. It would be a rush. Mm. Cow tip. It would be. I mean, Jake, come on. It would be fun. We should make Jake rob a bank. We were talking about like doing like instead of escape room, rob the bank with your boys where there's like a fake bank,

and you just like try to make a plan and try to rob it. That's actually a good thing. That's actually a good thing. Yeah. That's actually a good thing. Yeah. Group building activity. Yeah.

Fake guns and just be like, give me all the money. Except the guns are real and you don't tell the person but it's like, hey, this is the fake bank robbing thing. Now give me all the cash when you're out. Mm-hmm. Just make people rob a bank. That would be a good alibi. Yeah.

Cow, if we sat down, put our minds together. we could come up with a plan to rob a bank and get away with it. The thing is, I think you're going to dig that. Well, no, Jake would definitely call the cops on us. Yeah. My friends are about to do something very dangerous. Would you call the cops on us, Jake? If I told you right now, me and P.F. you're going to rob a bank tomorrow.

I wouldn't believe you. We're going to do it. No, you're not. Okay. Is it robbing a bank to just hand them a note that says give me $50,000? And then sign it, Jake Marsh. Yeah, my name is Jake. At PMT Sports Biz, follow me on all my socials.

I live in the disabled apartment complex. I have a personal one getting blackout drunk drinking gin. I did that once. Never again. Can't feel your lips. Yeah. That's, I've never never I don't think I've drank gin I don't think that was it gin Billy Dating a stripper mm-hmm fun once Billy food challenges

You would never do one of your food challenges again. No, we're not fun. No, I would do them Just like not having dudes fart right next to me the whole time. You farted. You farted. You farted the whole time. Yeah, that was like video coming out soon. Video is coming out soon. Cow tipping is fun the first time

because you don't understand how hard it is to tip a cow. Okay. Then you figure it out and you're like, oh shit, like this isn't casual. Yeah. I've never actually done, I didn't know people actually did that. Yeah, well, when you go, I was just in movies. when you go to school in the middle of nowhere and there's just cows

Yep Having your team have the number one pick it is fun once Yeah, I do it multiple times. Yeah, what's that like Max process was great. No, I disagree. It's fun Yeah, how did how did I end up? We'll see Writing a roller coaster No, I know I don't want to get nauseous How did it end up? We'll see. We're gonna rest the cylinder in. Riding a roller coaster? No, after one I get nauseous. No, no, noers. Skydiving. Yeah, I was on it once. Billy had getting in a fight.

OK. It's not a terrible pick. One time it's like, oh, let's get in one fight. He got in one fight. Like, you know, he got him. Yeah. And then it's like, oh, like two fights. That's not OK.

Yeah. Three fights. Then it's like, is this guy got a problem? Yeah. I also had saying to Billy. I'll trust you this time It is fun once Going rogue on Mount Rushmore. Yes, it was fun the first time and for all you guys the first time I can't do something I'll miss very much. I'd say crowd surfing

Crowd surfing is fun the first time you do it, and then if you do it anymore, it's just like, then you get molested. Yeah, then you're just a crowd surfing guy. Yeah. Just like, hey, I just want everybody to support me. What about reading a book? Not like reading the same book twice, but like everyone should just read one book.

And then you're like, I'm not. Reading one book the first time, it's pretty awesome. Yeah, but then just be no more reading. Ever. Tiddy fuck reading. Ever. Did he fuck? Yeah, I think tomorrow could be a bad day for me. There's going to be a girl after that. So I was I thought that's what I thought the worst thing I've ever seen said it might be a one one pick.

Fucking book. Yeah, it was a plastic bag. What? Who did you what did you think you're like someone who who did you think was gonna agree they get I was gonna agree for sure no wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait talking about athleticism yeah basically what I yeah yeah but that doesn't mean it I could dream about being in what I feel like I'm insane did nobody else here Billy say fucking a book Yeah, he's a fucking what what what the plastic bag lotion What I miss watch the way alright next one

No, we're done. It's a book like a like Harry Potter like a like hardcover or self-cover book and Keep going. Is that not a thing you guys heard of? It's like a couch no American pie fucking not see fucking a book all right all right no keep going do you mean to say fucking a book nevermind okay which book if you had sex with Billy no it's just was a world. It's like a couch. You never heard about that wait like paper cuts are I know

Classic bag wait you so you do a plastic bag inside of a book plastic bag Filled with lotion inside a book so you're just shutting a book on your dick Yeah, it's like repeatedly. It's like a colonial fleshlight. Yeah. OK. OK. It's selling for once. Hey, we don't think Shane.

We don't think Shane. Look, it happens. I mean, you guys have happened to me. You've never heard about this thing? Jake is Mr. Positions. Jake, have you ever heard of this? Mr. Positions. No, I've spoken enough about things outside of yeah

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Morgan and Morgan, wonderful sponsor. We're going're gonna do her injured instead of fire fest this week Where it's basically the same thing. We're just gonna air everything that happened Jake's gonna keep a record of it on the on the board So who would like to start Hank? Yeah, can I just rattle them off? Yeah, go for it. All right Well, I'll start with it before before we get into great week I just got a bill for a lot of money because I still have a return my cable boxes They're at our old office in the studio and I don't know how I'm gonna return them. Yeah, those are gone

You don't really have to return cable boxes. Yeah, they're just gonna charge me like 500 bucks. I'll just 500 for 200 bucks. I'll be 100 bucks perfect. I'll do it. That's a hell of a negotiation for two hundred bucks. I'll give you a hundred bucks. I was perfect. I'll do it. That's a hell of a negotiation. But I'll be right there. Um, all right, great week. Started off big cat and PFT banished me from eating breakfast. That was a huge point of

attention. Wrong. Secondly, second late. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. You just did that for extra breakfast. Yeah. That's a bad, that's a bad, that's a bad, that's a bad, that's a bad, that's a bad, that's a bad, that's a bad, that's a bad, that's a bad, that's a bad, that's a bad,

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Oh, please. I'm a free elf. Don't be. Don't be as a free elf. You, you are a grown ass man. Now that you, yeah, you said you're allowed to get breakfast. I said, thank you, thank you. Um, so it should actually say big cat and finally, finally allowed.

We're running out of real estate. We're running out of real estate. Talk right it down. Talk him how to get breakfast. Oh, don't, don't. I will write it down in the room. I just don't understand you sometimes, Hank. It's, there was breakfast, and you didn't eat it.

And then you were like, I'm being held hostage because I wasn't allowed to eat breakfast then Moving on you two who have your entire live film we've been doing this show for forever I used to do the social media. I used to do video taping and filling stuff my phone I decided to create some extra content in the side trying to bring a little behind the scenes angle of the people oh four part of my take you Yeah, or for you get posted It was where to get posted We're gonna get a little bit of an ad for part of my take. Yeah, are for you. Get posted. It was an ad where to get posted. We're gonna get an ad for part of my take.

Core's like check Instagram page. Memes did that. Where were you posting it? I was posting on TikTok and we were repurposing an part of my take. Do you ever think that what you guys do on your Twitter's is not like you're fucking. You have your clips get posted on just on part of my take. You ever think you post them on your shit and then they get post on part of my take. Do you ever think that first sense all

said the P.F. deny get our entire lives film. Maybe maybe just ask ask the guys who are in the fish bowl If they want to I am I'm in the fish bowl. No, but just ask the guys if they're in the You know, you take you yourself out of the What about you you film me all yeah, yeah, I had one clip Max was trying to be when you're ticked Max was trying to catch them routes and you filmed them. It's all the cameras. It's rules for the new eye-opened mic. All day out of my room,

at 8 in the morning and Hank was standing across the hall with his fucking camera. Well, you were making the most noise in the world. I was like, who the fuck is causing a commotion outside? Oh, it's Big Cat, obviously. Maybe he's just asking the guys in their feelings. But again, I just try and create a little content for the AWLs

They were a care about them. And I just got I've gone chastise every time I take a camera out I guess flip off I get in the nuts P.F.E. Ask everyone I told and then you guys keep going Jake I told the guys off off the camera that I quit weed didn't think it was gonna be brown the camera You guys blew up my spot on the podcast and then No, but I got this one at a time. I have to take this one accusation our time In a moment like you guys was just close friends in a moment of Going through some money. You're getting mad that we said that you were quitting weed on the podcast.

And roasting me being like, you shouldn't quit when you fucking pussy, like it's something I'm been going through and you guys are chastising me. And then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, at the meeting greet, every single person that came up, and Peef dudes, like, you got any drugs for Hank? You got any drugs for Hank? You got any drugs for Hank? So it's like, I can't be vulnerable with the people that I'm supposed to be close with.

And that's a problem. The fact of fiction, you took that joint from me though. I haven't smoked it and then I gave it to you and then you forced it back on me. I can't do you factor fiction back to gave it to me and then later you came up and you're like, Hey, you got that joint. No, no, no, no, that's fiction. Okay, that is fiction. You just walked up to me and dinner and gave back. You need to start smoking weed again. Again, this is where it's like.

Very badly, okay. Weed lowers tea. All right, is that in Hank? Sounds like he had a good week. Yes, it. Okay, okay. I'm coughing tomorrow. Nice.

I had a great week with my friends. Yeah. My only real complaint was that Hank did put my tiny suitcase out there again. Roasted that on his TikTok. Whose fault is that? You have the world's smallest suitcase. Yeah. I have a lunch box bigger than your suitcase.

It's a great suitcase. It's perfect for road trip. Perfect for one pair of socks. No, it's great. It's a great suitcase and Hank just finds himself. All you do is hate, hate, hate, hate, hate. No, I just think it's a fun little. It's like, again, like like I'm just a documentarian

And you just happen to have the world small suitcase. I have a tiny suitcase You had a big suitcase a big piece of big suitcase bigger than him. He's so small Do you have a small you know what I care the small suitcase to make you feel bigger? I know I get it. No, well that's fucked up Hank cuz that's not what I was gonna say. Oh, fuck I was gonna say to leave more room for my friend suitcases What when we pack stuff up into a car? not what I was gonna say at all. I was gonna say to leave more room for my friends suitcases. What? When we packed stuff up into a car, I'd take up a small amount of space with my luggage.

Very nice of you. Oh, you had to consider it. Tiny clothes. I do have tiny clothes. I got these any bitty mediums. Tiny shoes. Now my shoes are perfectly good size, actually. Okay, is that it?

Yeah, I didn't really have anything to complain about. I really enjoyed this trip with my friends Yeah, it was a good time. I had a great time on the strip to um Big hat made a tick-tock also just fake news so that I can't kick set I can't catch Put your fingers I got a back for fiction. I did not so you can't kick I can't throw yes No, I had you can't throw it. You can't throw it. You can't throw it. You can't throw it. You can't throw it. You can't throw it. You can't throw it.

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You can't throw it. You can't throw it. You can't throw it. You can't throw it. You can't throw it. Tick-tacking again. Let's see, what else? Well, memes posted a video of me, the fatdest I've ever looked. I looked like, is this mine or yours? Oh, sorry. OK. I looked like a raccoon eating trash underneath a porch, and he just shined the light on me. That was tough.

I'm going to go on a diet on Monday. People were roasting me, too, for saying I'm going to go on a diet on Monday. People were roasting me too for saying I'm gonna go on a diet on Monday starting on a Thursday. Yeah, Max and I are both. Yeah, you can't start diet on a Thursday. Right. Let's football back. Also, I saw Max's nipple and that was. Did you want to find my number one? Yeah, I did. Oh, it's on. You're gonna get you. I was kidding. Fuck. Paintball got pretty, pretty heated, but but again that was something that got put in the past like 20 minutes later So that's good trying to think what else. Yeah, so memes just doing that was really really bad

I've I looked I actually put a little of my own throat when I saw myself But I'm used to taking else in that manner. So just another one put it on the board. Memes had a tough week. Yeah, very tough. Memes had a real tough week. The Nate Diaz thing. Yeah. The mix up with that. Yeah, he's been, the dish, he's been posting memes

of NFL footballs and they're the wrong football. They're the football from like three seasons ago. Yeah. Not the current one. So we've got them on a performance improvement play. I had to, still hasn't gotten the lottery ball. Jake, put this down. I had to teach my 30 year old son had to order breakfast, uh,

which was crazy to me, but guess what? That's why I'm here for him. Um, let's see. Oh, uh, when we were walking to the meet and greet, Jake said, oh, think about the germs. And I wanted to punch him through through a skull. Uh, no, that was exactly how he said, it would be a lot of time. My rage just filled so long. So large, I wanted to just, I wanted to rage quit. Didn't hold me back. I still adopt all the AWLs. Yeah, I know, but you just saying,

oh, think about the germs, maybe you wanted to just. A group herder entered the Josh Allen thing. Yeah, Josh Allen, the room 40. That's bad. That was tough. I'm sure on his part though. Oh, also last thing, when we walked into the interview today, Billy Axler's doing a That was tough. Um, I'm sure in his part though. Uh, oh, also last thing, uh, when we walked into the interview today, uh, Billy Axler's doing a very nice thing.

Hand him a, uh, cord's like polo, but he handed me a medium. I put it on it. I thought I was going to die. Um, that was not Billy's fault. That was my own fault. Again, the fat thing. Uh, that's yeah, we're going to go, we're going to go back on the diet. Oh, there was, there was one fire fest this week. I don't know if anybody was behind me when we were walking out of Bills Camp. There was a kid, there was like a six-year-old kid that was reaching over the railing, trying to get high fives from everybody

that was walking off the field. He was a big Bills fan. Big Cat walks off in front of me and the six-year-old has his hand out to get dapped up. Big Cat goes up there, hits him with a clean high five. Then I go up to follow Big Cat up, go for the high five and this six year old pulls his hand, but I got fucking roasted by a six year old

exing Bill's camp. That's tough. Put that one on the list, Jake. Yeah, that's tough. That's tough. But yeah, overall, I do love Gritwick, the bickering, the back and forth, it's the best. It is fun because none of it is serious, except Hank

not ordering breakfast. That was serious. And also the Jake coming about the charms. That was also serious. But everything else is just one breakfast. And I love you guys. I love hanging out with you guys. All right, Billy, I love you guys too.

Of real hurt, took a shower before bed, put the thermostat way down. Water was in the floor of the bathroom, 3 a.m. went take a piss, walked into the bathroom, slipped on the water from the shower, asked down, took a bad crack. Ooh, fell asleep for 20 minutes on the bathroom floor so I can't get up right now.

Oh no, that's bad. Got up and... A lack of activities. Fell asleep for 20 minutes on the bathroom floor so like I can't get up right now. Oh, no That's bad got up and a blackout activities went back to bed Oh, I forgot one real quick because it just you talking maybe remember it all the welds we have for paintball Would Billy shot us from two feet away and then was like I just didn't get shot. Go ahead. Yeah, well we can yeah I have I have paintball fire fest too, but. No spoilers. No spoilers. Look, getting out maneuvered. You know, there was a flanking.

I was like, one rule. 10 feet or less, do not shoot. Those are child rules. I don't know spoilers. No spoilers. All right. Ego hurt, paintball. OK. No spoilers. No, that's not that's people can back and be anything. That's very distra Yeah, if you yeah if you've ever listened to show you're probably thinking yourself what was Billy like and a painful tournament and you are a hundred percent

Berserker mode. Yeah, no one had a chance. Okay Correct fact check to be determined. Yes I think baseball. Berserker mode. No one had a chance. Okay. Correct. Backcheck to be determined. Yes. And yeah. Do you have a real fire fest, Billy? Or a goodbye? No, it's-

Well, do the goodbye at the very end. That's the big one. Okay, all right, we have two more things we're gonna do. We've got to do Jake. I wanna hear Max. I need a pee. All right, Jake. Billy's just gonna leave you and come back.

Yeah, no spoilers, but I have my biggest regret, my history, I'm part of my take from point, from paintball. Your biggest regret? Yeah, there's only two times where he doesn't regret it. I saw the fire in his eyes. Oh wait, what was your other regret? A biggest regret. When I accidentally went live for Billy's way

and on my account instead of the part of my take when I remember you were mad. Oh yeah, that's, that's, what instead of the part of my take when I remember you were mad. Oh, yeah, that's what about I was the only time I don't remember. I don't remember That's the memory that sticks out as you being mad at me and then this one from paintball was one of you guys I don't remember you doing yeah, what about when you fall asleep during the grit stream? No, I didn't What about the mountain rush more blue things? No, I didn't. Yeah, good point, hey. What about the Mountain Rushmore of Blue Things?

No? Oh. Oh. Oh. I thought I was confusing that with red things. For the poor's light. OK. But yeah, subscribe.

You too. All right, we said it. Yeah, I've been losing sleep over that since Tuesday. Damn. Yeah, that's tough. That makes me feel bad, but I'm. No, no, you shouldn't feel bad no spoilers But it's a hangers no, it's right. Oh, Marsh. Yeah

It's gonna be a great moment. You've been losing sleep over there not like literally, but like push up It's definitely been taking up touchdown over over. Let's go. We're back lights are back people we're back I had a bunch of losers saying don't take the over. One of you guys get mad at me. I feel like, you know the going gets mad at you for that long. Like the whole space I gave at the beginning. I'm just like, it's a 20 minute quick mad and everything. I'm a perfectionist.

That was in between the lines. Right. It happened on the battlefield. Yeah. Yeah. I just try to strive for perfection. Oh, yeah, I'm shot of a lifetime Shot of a lifetime that was technically on the day first day zero of root week. That's true. Okay max. What years? I'll be really quick Memes and Shane or graphics guy are a bunch of assholes for me starting a fake false rumor about me

What was that rumor? Don't worry about it. Oh, was that the one where you were the, was it Long Island Foot Fucker? Yeah, no, that was not me. It looked just like you. Yeah, well, that's because Shane did AI and made the person look like me. And then memes got like five million views on the tweet.

Thank you, welcome memes, peace, shit. He's a shit. Billy ripped my shirt, made fun of the quality of my t-shirts. And made my shirt. tweet. Thank you're welcome memes. Peace. Shit. Billy ripped my shirt, made fun of the quality of my t-shirts. And your favorite shirt. Good shirt. My mom already called me instead of she's going to buy me a new one. Oh, that was very nice of her. You have to make sure it's better quality. Yep.

That'll probably be the same quality. And last one, big catch. It's just called me fat. Well, no, you are fat. And I am fat too. And we're going to go on a diet together. That's true. I'm going to be so ripped. Everyone gets ripped. Like we calling me fat. Well, no, you are fat and I am fat too. And we're gonna go on a diet together. That's true, I'm gonna be so ripped. Everyone gets ripped when they're in the Chicago.

We're gonna get, we're gonna get in shape together. Should we do accountability? We'll send each other our weights every morning. Right, and no, I want to be the trend. Let me start with the trend though. Fuck you. Okay, see, this is why we gotta stay together. Louwe's more.

Me, by a lot. How much do I have? How much do. How much you know dude? We don't need to worry about it. Like are you over 220? 220 since like the eighth grade 20 is my dream. Yeah. Oh, so you're over 220 perfect for a fight. Oh, he's my dream. Oh, so you're over to 20 perfect for a fight. Oh, people would love it. All right, Billy, do your sign off. No, before we do that, I, one of my favorite things that we get to do every time we go on a trip together, we hire a sound guy, we this week we had Matt with us. He was great. And we got it. We do every year with the sound guy, whether it be Super Week or Great Week got it, we do every year with the sound guy, whether it be Super Bowl week or Great Week,

Matt, we just need your thoughts on all of this. You got to watch it front row, you got thrust into this. Did you know who we were before this? Let's go, Scott from our Super Bowl guy. Matt's got a great laugh too. Thanks, yeah, it's been a great time, man. You guys were a ton of fun, and this was kind of crazy. Did you know who we were yeah okay

all right okay who's I did you take it in the big breakfast tobacco oh man cool that's tough yeah don't give me the puppy dog guys I don't know man I plead the fifth was there ever a moment where you're like are these guys gonna end the podcast right here because we're yelling at each other so much. Yeah. You know how stuff was gonna go. Yeah. People always fun. Yeah. It was a lot of fun.

So you had a good time? Great time. Okay. What's your favorite sound? Oh, I don't want to spoil anything. Yes. I think they'll find a video later where my favorite sound will be revealed. Yes.

Matt, Matt the sound guy basically, he had to go, he basically was tortured for one of the videos and had to take his headphones off at one point. Yeah, yeah I was not oh as a sound professional. Have you ever heard anything like Hank's yawns? I don't think I heard I don't know if I've heard Hank's yawns. Well, give me one. Give me one of my Maybe you stopped yawne like a young man. All right, so overall you good week overall great week Well, we had fun with you Matt. Thank you so much. You were great. Your laugh was infectious. Thank you great less Okay, Billy we love you Billy. We love you Billy Wait Billy before you start we have a gift for you. Yeah, we have a gift for you. I had a person here

Here you go. We have a gift for you. Happy birthday. Just a wild gift. A wild gift. That's what I'm going to do. I answered the text like a normal person. Yeah. It's in here. Yeah. It's in there. It's a little sum to remember us by. Oh my god. What is it Billy? Explanage of the people. people. It's it's a some it looks like great a angus. It's a lot of meat. It's a lot of meat. We got you a bunch of meat. What time is your flight? 6 am. This is amazing. Yeah. Have fun getting that home. No, you just bought me for yourself. Oh You're flying so you probably I have a grill. Yeah. Yeah, I know I got eight freezers All right um, I

I don't do well in these moments. Yeah, you said that you wrote 3000 words Before this I blog coming out Friday. Some point. It's coming out. Just needs to be read through real quick. Check it out. It'll be on my Twitter.

Add Billy Hot Takes. It'll be on Hank's TikTok as well. Yeah. No, but seriously, this whole thing has been such a ride for lack of a better term. You guys are a trip in yourself. You guys have been so successful in what you've been doing. When I first, I was such a huge fan. I was 18, listening to you guys in the car. I saw Hank put out a tweet, looking for New York City-based interns, and it's crazy. That's sort of the thing that got me in is also sort of a big part of why I have to leave.

We were looking through some of the old email conversations. We hanged an eye when it first happened. We found my own resume. We will be in the blog. Check it out. Yeah. You hanged up the red assault. Hank did tell us before we even interviewed you.

He's like, I found the guy. Like, just sit down with him for a minute, but he's. He's like I found the guy like just Sit down with a permitted, but he's the guy and now and you were the guy It was like seven sheets stapled together. He had a link to his high school highlight tape That was like printed out on his resume. I found his first email then he said I can do Photoshop I did take I did take a Photoshop class I did take I did take a Photoshop class Okay, I wasn't proficient, but

The whole this whole it's been like a It's been like a dream and a dream and everything's been so crazy. I feel like four scumped a lot just like ending up in crazy situations. And I mean, you guys have had so much success. You guys are so talented and it's been amazing watching from a first hand point of view, everything that you guys have accomplished. And I have no doubt that you guys are gonna do amazing in Chicago New guys memes max and have amazing success here. I wish you all the best Shane

Jake Jake of course, I mean you guys have are gonna have a great thing going here in Chicago. I have, I wish all the best. I mean, the thing is a lot of people are asking you like, what the fuck are you doing? Why are you leaving? Unfortunately, you know, people have circumstances at home that you kind of can't leave sometimes. You know, it's hard to really explain. You don't want to air dirty laundry about your family, but I gotta stay home. But moving forward, I'm going to be, even though not being with you guys is gonna suck in, you know, from a career standpoint, like you guys are the shit.

Thank you, Billy. I love you. You've made me laugh so many times on this show. Sometimes intentionally, sometimes unintentionally, but it's been awesome having you. We're gonna miss you. And but you'll be around occasionally. Yes. You can follow bar stool sports and Billy will still be working for barstals. And if there's another pandemic, you'll probably find your way back. Yes. I mean, I love you too, Billy. You are, you are, you're special. And I mean that in the best way. You are, your brain works in a special way and unique brains always make me laugh.

It would be very funny if the jets got really really, really good and won a Super Bowl and Billy can come along to do it. It's too bad. Tell us anything feels bad for us. No, but Billy, you're talented in your own right and you are a hard worker. What I said at the beginning of the show, all the mini-s and fights, like they all don't matter because you were a man in the arena, you were part of this. And so we always love you. I've had a huge, this show has been probably the biggest impact

on my life ever. And when I was 18 years old and we were working in, you know, I was in turning, I had no idea how any of this would turn out. And, you know, for a long time, I'm going to be honest, there was a time after I was in intern the first time, you know, dealing with college football for the first time. It was held against me a lot. And that sort of, there was a point where I was just like, fuck, like, sometimes,

I don't think that now, but sometimes I was like, I wish I never did this because it's seriously impacting me being able to be on the field play. It was a much different landscape when it came to social media and I else stuff. Like if the NIL stuff now was going on back in 2017 and like, I would have been able to continue to keep touch touch but I got kicked off the team after you guys came to visit. And I just, the only reason I want to give that context is because it was, I was like, no one really ever tells you to deal with any of this stuff. And I'm not trying to make myself seem like a victim or anything, but when I

came back, I love this show, but there was a time where I literally couldn't interact with you guys. I don't know. I don't know what I'm trying to say here, but I'm just, I just want you guys to know that this has been such a wild ride, you know, so many ups and downs and I don't know how to describe how much I owe to you guys for what you've done for me and I thank you guys so much. You were an 18 when you started, I was 19 when I started. A lot of the stuff that you went through reminded me of stuff that I went through working at Barcelona and I think it's like easy from the outside to criticize and be like, oh, like, Billy's an idiot.

Like, how could he, like, why doesn't he do this? Why doesn't he do that? And like, no one understands that pretty much 99% of the fans and the people listening, like if they were in your shoes, they would not be able to do and like contribute the way you've contributed. I also just wanna apologize for any times

I seemed ungrateful, any times times I've been difficult. I know that. But, you know, hopefully one day it's gonna help me come to the person that I want to be. And, you know, I'm gonna keep working for Barstool. I'm gonna try to, you know, create content because you guys, I mean, talking about coaching trees, like I hope to one day to become half as good is what you guys do in the thing because you guys, you revolutionized the game,

the whole media landscape. You have had a very unique life. Like from the age of 17, it's a one of a kind that, in the short time that we've known you, you've done some wild shit. Like you've done, you knocked out Jose Kinsaco. Mm-hmm.

That's pretty wild. You did. I'll admit it. You did. Oscar Tell Holy has said you got him on the side of the head, knocked him out. I mean, I cannot wait to see what you guys do. You're in a marathon.

Yeah, you're in a marathon on a treadmill, light work. Yeah, Billy, everything says right. I mean, and what Hank was saying, like it was what I just said, the man in the arena. You were part of this. You'll always be part of it. So thank you, Billy, we do love you. And we'll see you at some point.

See you at some point. I'll be back pretty soon. Yeah, pandemic. I mean, the Great Lakes region is an amazing place for a pandemic. The fresh waters, it's like, it's probably the most valuable land on earth. There's no one seriously, the fresh water source,

if there was like a serious situation. Right, I think she should. It would do numbers. We should bunk up. I mean, if we had to do a bunker, it just got $60. Lovely belly. numbers. We should bunk up. I mean, if we had to do a bunker, he just got 60. Lovely, Billy. 18. Love you, Bill. What are on? Jake, Jake's been such a worry. I have to shout out, Jake, as Jake has been,

like, I've gone to Jake for everything when I need help. Seven organizations, nine different son of our texts. All right, what time are we recording tonight? Yeah, one thing, you know what, it's not going to be the same on Sundays in the part of my take group chat without Billy being like What's for dinner? It's for dinner at 9 a.m And on Max's setting up this show we had an extra mic, but we were like no we got a share one of my con the couch one last time Sweet, I would never want to share a mic with somebody else Jake. Oh, no, you two. What about Joe Rogan? He would he give me a mic.

All right. What are the numbers? 21, 8, 3. Matt, you got a number? Seven. Seven for Matt. 20. Here we go.

I said 17. 83. 83. Wes Walker. Bill, I think I think Bill should say it. Yeah, Billy, go for it. Love you guys. All humans are animals. If you're ever feeling down, look for the animal within you. Nice go! I'll be coming for your love again. Take on me. Take me on. I'm big, I'm in a day or two So I need less to say I'm on sentence But that's me, I'm stumbling away Slowly learning that the life is okay

And say after me It's no better to be safe than sorry And take on me Take me, take me home. I'll be gone in a day or two. Oh And all things that you say, is it liable just to play my worries away? Here are the things I've got to remember You'll shine away I'll be coming for you anyway Take on me Take me on Give me more

I'll be gone You'll tell you too I'll be gone in a day or two In a day or two you