Pardon My Take - Jay Cutler + The Guys Got Kicked Out Of SB Media Day

Episode Date: January 29, 2020

The guys tried to up their media day skills by getting prosthetics and going as old people. Recalling media day and PFT getting height shamed by a police officer (2:27 - 22:32). Hot Seat/Cool Throne (22:32 - 32:21). Former Bears starting QB Jay Cutler joins the show to talk about his career, playing for Mike Martz’s offense, he and Big Cat’s relationship, how he got recruited to Vandy and much more (32:21 - 83:39). Bachelor talk for guys that don’t watch the bachelor, take quake and guys on chicksYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

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Today is Wednesday, January 29th. PFT, it is the last show that we're going to do when both of us are 34 years old. That's crazy. Wow, you're going to be old tomorrow. Tomorrow and I'm going to be a young whippersnapper. Yeah, yes. And then Friday will both be 35. On Friday's show, we'll tape Friday's show as I will be a 35 year old.

PFT will be a little young lad at 34. That's true. Also, I'm just going to make a motion that your mid 30s doesn't start till you're 36. You're already early 30s when you're 37. Yeah, I think 37 is mid 30s, 38 is late 30s. When is over the hill? Over the hill is I think that's a mindset. OK, so like my body is over the hill, my mind is as sharp as it could be.

As long as you still play video games on a regular basis, you're not over the hill. I haven't played video games about a year. You got to step that up. Actually, no, that's not true. I won the Super Bowl with the Broncos. Oh, so you've been playing Madden? Yeah, I played Madden this fall. So you no longer hate Nazis.

You've no longer been playing Call of Duty. When did you start loving Nazis? Oh, the Call of Duty I had to stop. Oh, actually, speaking of which, good segue. I would like for us motion to come out firmly against the coronavirus. Anti-coronavirus. We are someone asked for my comment on coronavirus today. I said, not good.

Not good. I, you know what? Right now I'm going to wait and see how this develops. Oh, you want to wait till all the facts come out? I want to wait till all the facts come out right now. We don't know. There's a lot of disinformation out there. So true, I'm going to wait till all the facts come out and I'm going to make a

responsible decision at that point. So back to the Call of Duty. I'm very, I'm very disappointed in the actions of the coronavirus, but I don't know if I'm going to be taking any actual steps right against it. Right. So I stopped killing Nazis as soon as the new Call of Duty comes out, because then no one plays the old one and you're just playing with like a bunch of people who don't have the new game.

You're playing with people who are over the hill. Correct. I get it. It's the over the hill game. I got you. All right. So we're in suit. We're at the big game.

Can't say the Super Bowl word with the big game. What are the rules about that? Super Bowl. You know what? I'm a fucking bad boy. Super Bowl. Super Bowl. So I'm at the Super Bowl making money off the Super Bowl, doing a podcast at the

Super Bowl. I love it. So suck it, Goodell. We're here at the Super Bowl. You can watch us barstoolgold.com slash PMT. I like Drew. He's giggling. We have new audience.

Hank and Bubba are like so used to us that they just sit there with their like faces just whatever. Drew is laughing. Yeah. Drew is a part of the team now. Exactly. Liam and Bubba or Bubba and Hank are just like they just go starfish. They're like, OK, just get it done with.

Yeah. I hope you I hope you have fun. Now we're trying some strange out with Drew and it's like still got it. Sound guy Drew is like, you guys are kinky. Still got it. All right. So we're at the Super Bowl. We were at media day last night.

Didn't go well. Yeah, got kicked out. So if you didn't see the video, go watch it right now. PFT and I got hired prosthetics company to come and put us in prosthetics. Now PFT dresses an old lady. I dress as an older big cat. It took hours. I was sitting in that chair for about two and a half hours on Sunday night to get it

just to get a picture taken for my fake credential. And then again on Monday afternoon for about two and a half hours and then got into wardrobe, I got dyped up or diapers had to have a nice little butt going. Plus, I honestly just kind of wanted to wear diapers just to see. Oh, we knew. Well, well, we asked, we're like, what do you do? A bathroom diapers diapers diapers. Because I did think about it because if I got into the Super Bowl

media night and I did need to use the restroom, which restroom was I going to go into? Right. I don't we're not in North Carolina. I don't know what's going on here. I if I got into the male bathroom, that would have been strange. If I got into the female bathroom, also strange. So I figure I think more strange. Yeah, probably more strange.

So I figure better safe and sorry. Might as well where four pairs of the pins did not get to use the depends, unfortunately, because, well, so we showed up, we were dressed as old people. I I would say PFT's costume was a 10 out of 10. I'd say I was probably more like a five out of 10. People were like, hey, what's up, big cat? When we were walking around, I was like, no, it's not me, but it was very much me. Marlin's man was the only one who just didn't know who we were.

We went up to him, asked him for a picture. He's like, oh, look, I'm I'm big in the elderly demographic. I was giving him hugs. He I noticed that Marlin's man was he was shying away from my hug a little bit. I don't think I was attractive enough of a female. Yes, for him. Actually, before we left, we were waiting outside for the car to pull up. We're outside our hotel.

I started smoking a cigarette out there to get into character just again, the character, because I quit cigarettes. Correct. So I was smoking and I was like leaning against the railing and there were passerbys walking by and there were old people looking at me, being like, this is this person is just very clearly a prostitute. Like the most disgusting looking prostitute. She's been through some shit in the world.

I hope she's OK. And then me and Big Cat started getting into character and like yelling at people that were walking. You're walking by too fast on the skateboarders. Like you whip her snappers and your hovercraft. And there were some people that would just like stop. And there were two guys in particular that looked at us and just stared at us and wouldn't keep leaving.

They wanted to fight. They looked like they wanted to fight. It was like when a dog sees another dog, for some reason, you got under their skin and they're like, yeah, don't make your bro's trying to make a clown out of you. And so I told them to pull their pants up. Yeah, we almost got into a couple of fights. And then we got to media night. We walked in. We made it through security, which was nice.

Yeah. Big Cat pulled an expert level stunt and he pretended. Well, he actually did drop the wallet and then all the security people are like, oh, let me help you with that with that big scene. Because he had a cane and we get in, we walk around. There's Marlon's making a big hug. And eventually he was just like, OK, guys, get off me. And for Marlon's man to ask you to stop taking pictures with him, you have to have committed an egregious offense.

Right. In our case, it was just not looking attractive. Right. So we go in, we get a tail almost instantly. Some guy from the NFL, like we were standing with what we were totally doing. Nothing illegal. We were with like the general audience basically watching media day, bought a ticket. This guy comes up, calls someone, gives a little head nod towards us. Then just tailed us. So we just slowly, like elderly people, walked in circles and forced him to tail us

for probably about 15 minutes. Right. And he was clearly frustrated. We even bought him something in the old Goodfellas trick being like, hey, thanks for telling us, buddy, you must be hungry. Yeah. And then we went down, I got in. So I knew we were fucked. Not because of our costumes. I walked, I breezed right through.

So I had a lanyard with my fake credential. I was Hyman Roth. I walked right in. I flashed my credential. They let me go in. I texted PFT because right after I got in, a cop then re-asked for my credential and I was like, PFT, the block is hot, but I got in. So he saw your set.

You saw your credential a second time after you went through and he was like, OK, this is good. Yeah. Yeah. So I think it was the lanyard. When you have a lanyard, people think you mean something like that was really the big key because I flashed it when you flash a lanyard, people like, well, that guy knows what he's doing. And the back of our credentials, our fake credentials, were completely blank. Real credentials, not blank.

We knew this was a big time problem. So PFT used some tape and I'll let you take it from here. Right. So my credentials did not have a back on it. And the wardrobe people were concerned when I was leaving, they're like, they're going to know that it's fake. So they applied a little double-sided tape to the back of my credentials so it would stick to my nice tasteful cardigan I was wearing. Or excuse me, Donna was wearing.

That was my name, Donna Gruden. And so I was walking through security and it looked like I was going to get through. And then as I was walking past the lady, she goes, why is your, why is your credentials stuck to your shirt? I was like, oh, this, oh, that's a whoopsy. That's a mistake, a minor oversight. By the way, for people who are wondering, yes, PFT did use that exact voice.

He didn't try to make it any higher. No, no, not at all. And so. Patrick, my home's made just walk out. It was just like an old man who was doing an old lady. I'm sorry, young man. And see, that's too old. If I tried to go like that.

You were doing that. Once I go higher, I get older. And I looked like I was a hard 70. And I mean, like I worked by the docks for a while. But it was if I got higher, it would sound like I was 90. So I'm trying to get past and she notices the tape and I act like it's a big mistake. Like, oh, no, I must have fallen on a piece of tape earlier when I was extracting myself from the minivan.

And so she was like, OK, this is stuck to your your cardigan. Why is there tape on here? Wait, there's nothing on the back of your credential at all. She grabs me by my credential, which is an old school security trek. It's like a dog on a leash. They just grab the credential. She's just wanting to go anywhere. Spin move.

I should have just sprinted away is what I should have done. So then if all security comes over, the police come over and I did the expert move of taking all my identification out of my pocket or out of my wallet before I went in there and I put it in my pocket. So the only thing I had in my wallet was I had a Chick-fil-A gift card, an Amazon gift card. And so when she was when she was trying to get me to show some ID, I was asking, well, I have a Chick-fil-A card.

Would you like that? I've got this. And then I randomly found that I had my old ACLU card still in my wallet. Yeah. And so it was know your rights. It was telling me my rights just there. It was like God planned me for this moment. And I just said, am I being detained? Am I being detained? I don't have to give you information.

I don't I would not like to be impolite, but in this circumstance, my lawyers advise me to wait to take to accept my Fifth Amendment right. And so the police came over, they escorted me out. They knew I was there on a fake mission. One police officer wanted to arrest me. The other was trying to just get me out of his hair because he was creaked out by me. Also shout out to the Miami police. They were actually very polite.

Yeah, the guy that was taking me out, he was like, OK, right this way. I don't know if I should call you sir or ma'am or what you'd like. And I was like, that's very polite of you. I appreciate that. So I don't want to give him too much of a hard time. And then we got out. And as I was being kicked out, they filled out a little form. I was issued a notification of trespassing.

If I returned to the premises, I'll be arrested. It's kind of old hat for me at this point. And they asked me my height. I told him 510 and then I just left. That's all that happened exactly how it all went. Actually, what happened was there was a police officer that was not involved in the situation. All that overheard me say, I'm 510.

And she goes, there's no way in hell you're 510. You should have just been like, I thought you were clouds. You shoot it in the video. It's in the video. Absolutely. His neck almost snapped. Oh, yeah. He was very.

He was like, fuck. Absolutely. Right up to you for giving that to Hank. Oh, yeah. Footage. Oh, that was the best part. You could have deleted that footage. All I wanted from that interaction at the time was just to have

my information put in an official police record that says that I'm 510. Because at that time, yeah, from that moment on, I am officially 5 foot 10. So did you, I wish you had clarified him and like, wait, were you asking how tall do I walk or how tall I am? Because you walk 510, maybe 511. Right. It's very different.

It's a different place. I should have worn heels that Hank did. Hank did say he should have worn heels because amazing. We wouldn't have gotten got. So yeah, it was a good time. I got in. I asked Andy Reed if you, how his diet was going, which was super awkward because I don't think he remembered like any fact guy.

He didn't remember that he said he was going on a diet after the AFC championship game. So he just assumed my question was, hey, fat ass, how's your diet going? You should be done a diet. So I panicked and just started screaming. You're beautiful. You're beautiful. You appreciate that.

I'm sure. Yeah. And it was, it was a good time. I enjoyed pretending to be old. You can get away with a lot of things. Oh, absolutely. You just walk up to people and be like, let me have a picture and then just have it in video mode and people will help you.

But overall, decent night. I wish we had gotten in for longer, but the NFL, they hate us. It would have been great to get in. And you know what? There were no storylines that came out of NFL media night. There are absolutely none. So it's like, you know, if we had gotten in, maybe we could have changed

that for the league. Yeah, it's true. But now, okay, here's the thing. I know when to give up on something. And I feel like the last couple of nights or the last couple of media nights, getting escorted out, being arrested by the police. By the way, I'm definitely counting this as my third full arrest. Oh, yeah.

Counting last time's media night and the dog show. So the only man has been arrested three times without any handcuffs appearing. Yeah, three times in podcast form. And so it's good to have that third one under my belt. But I know that I can't do the same thing next year. Right. So we were spitballing earlier today. Maybe we get dressed up as NFL security.

What about what about this? What if we just stopped doing the podcast for the entire year and they think we're dead? They forget about us. What if we just are? We could just fake our own death. Yeah. What if we just what if we just literally go off the grid for the next 12

months just for media night? We go in as as like hologram versions of ourselves. Yeah, or oh, what if we get severe plastic surgery? Yeah, maybe I could get my legs lengthened. Yes, just for this bit. Yes. Yeah. I'll get my legs cut off. Uh huh.

What would be great is so whenever you see people in a situation where there's security checkpoints and stuff, they always let people in. If you're wearing like a safety vest, right, like a bright orange vest, because it's like no one would wear that if they're trying to sneak anywhere. And they are probably there for a job. Although nothing really about me says safety or a job. We could also try the my my theory that the John Mayer hat theory, which I don't know if it's his like hat, but it's the Charlie

Charlie Whitehurst hat as well. Just a really ridiculous looking hat, some Julie jewelry and ripped jeans. People will automatically assume you're a musical artist. You're an athlete. There's a certain style that if we just spent like $5,000 on wardrobe, people would be like, wait, OK, yeah, let them go in. They have no one else would wear acid washed jeans that are ripped like 17 different times.

A couple other ideas. One, just wear the giant the giant headphones with a microphone piece in front of it. Yeah, that's usually a good look. If you're some you're coordinating something. What about if we slept in the building? Oh, we got there the night before. Yeah. That's actually a good idea.

What if we what if we relocated the podcast to Tampa Bay where next year's Super Bowl is and got actual jobs as security? I'm down for the next 12 months. I would be 100 percent down to that. That's just for one night. And then we don't get assigned that. What if we just I think if you just carry a bunch of instruments with you, you act like you're in the band, you know, I'm with the band,

have like four guitar cases. How about the guys? There's a there's a throwback, but actually Eddie Barstow, Eddie had him on Dog Walk, his podcast. There was guys like five years ago, two stoolies who showed up to Lollipalooza with just a shitload of bags of ice and they let him in. Yeah, it was maybe the best story ever. That's just like, yeah, we went backstage

for Lollipalooza for the entire weekend. We just showed up pretending we're delivering ice because no one is going to be like, well, hold up, guys. The ice is going to melt. Yeah, you can't hold up the ice guy. I like that. Another another version of that, which I execute at South by Southwest a couple of years ago, you just load up a dolly with beer. Yes. So if you have like nine cases of beer on a hand truck,

they're going to let you in. What about EMTs? We can be EMTs. They always have EMTs. We could find ourselves in a very precarious situation if we dressed up that's the actual medical and let me finish stolen value. We should go to EMT school. OK, and become EMTs in the Tampa Greater Tampa area.

I could just fake like I'm having a heart attack. You could be dressed as an EMT, put me on a stretcher and then wheel me in the stretcher intermediate. Right. And be like, he needs to be as close as possible to the team. He needs. Yeah, he needs to have a pep talk from Andy Reid. Yeah. Or else he's going to die. All right. Well, we got ideas. We're going to do it. Next year is going to be great.

This Super Bowl is kind of weird. Do you guys feel like there's not enough buzz? There's not really a storyline because both teams are so likable in Miami's a weird city because I feel like there are a lot of people who are here just not for the Super Bowl. They're here because it's Miami. You know what I mean?

It's not like when we're in Minneapolis or Houston, people are there because there's for the Super Bowl. Miami is a vacation spot. So you don't know it. We were mixing with tourists and people here for the Super Bowl. Yeah, it's a bizarre feel to it. I think we need to do a quick spin zone because we gave you the Super Bowl story lines before their story lines,

some of which have hit some haven't. But we've been there have been like no good story lines this week. So we need to just like we need to create our own. No, the storyline is there are no story lines. That's a good one. I was going to say that it's someone's going to write that. Be like, does this Super Bowl not have buzz or Hank, you could write it. Dude, does the Super Bowl need the Patriots?

Oh, once again, I like that. Bring up the Patriots before I do. No, I'm saying you should write that. This is the this is the earthquake Super Bowl. Yeah. Did you guys survive it? I did. OK, I felt it. I felt it. I know I'm just going to say I felt it because that way of an earthquake

we were together when it happened and neither of us flinched. No, I did not feel at all at all. But then I'm told that there's a tsunami warning that happened. But we're up high enough to where I could swim well enough. Just catch the wave. Yeah, just body. I'm definitely worried about this for a Super Bowl storyline. It's the most Italian Super Bowl of all time.

Jimmy Garoppolo, Dan Marino, Dan Marino, Nick Bosa, Patrick Holmes. Yeah, Patrick Moe. And he read he looks like he's Italian. The DiBartolo family. Yeah, Richard Sherman. Kyle Shanahan is the Irishman in the situation. George Kittle's got a vowel on his last name. It does, Kittle.

Yeah, George Kittle. Great, Gregory. Yeah, Gregory Kittle. Because I was saying we could call it we could call it the never ending Pasta Bowl. Yeah, that would be a cool name. Butt kicker. We'll have to. Yeah, we'll have to save the Italian Super Bowl for when there are more actual Italians, but I guess the Niners are a very Italian team. Yeah, why not?

Compared. So I actually went online earlier this morning and I just looked up famous Italian athletes and the list under football is surprisingly short. It's Dan Marino. It's Dan Marino. Yeah. And what's his name? The coach? Mario Chi. Skarnakia. Skarnakia. Do you want to go use a segue as your hot seat cool throne?

It wasn't, but we can talk about it. Dante Sarnakia, the Patriots offensive line coach, legend of the game, retired today. Hot seat? Not a hot seat. I wish him the best. I hope I'll be as the best retirement. He did nothing but great things with Patriots and we everyone appreciates his time. Do you think this makes it more likely or less likely for Tom Brady to come back? I would say. Do you think losing is the best likely?

The best offensive line coach, yeah. If we're doing like percentages, I would say that Dante Sarnakia retiring takes our percentage down. He's also retired before, hasn't he? Yes. So he could still come back. Like to get both. Yeah, yeah. Maybe it's the Patriots are in the air. No, no, no, you got this.

Go ahead, find your way through. No, no, come on, come on. Walk through the take. I walk you through this take, Hank. Tell tell Dante to retire. But that I was going to try to think of a way where it's like Brady comes back and then Sarnakia comes back and it's like a go back. If you go back to here's what's happening.

That could happen. They're letting him retire because they're so confident that Brady is going to come back that they tell Brady to bring Dante back with him. Yes. OK, that's exactly right. That's what I was thinking. OK, done. 100 percent Patriots Super Bowl. What's your other hot seat cool throne? My other hot seat was us.

There's high rises being evacuated in Miami after a 7.7 earthquake struck between Cuba and Jamaica. OK, I was a little concerned about that because when I read that there were I was like being evacuated five was like immediate death. Well, yeah. So it's the way that the way that they measure earthquakes is crazy. It's I I think it's parabolic. I think that's the right word for it.

So like the difference between a 6.0 and a 7.0 is infinite is not nearly as big as the difference between a 7.0 and an 8.0. That's infinite. And the difference between like a 7 and an 8 is about the same as the difference between like an 8 and an 8.3. It's crazy. It's parabolic as it goes up on a scale. Yeah, yeah, it's on a scale. I should have just said it was on a scale.

Right. I was a little bit worried when they announced that high rise buildings were being evacuated in Miami that were close to the ocean. And I had not heard anything about it because I was currently in a high rise building that was right next to this is not a high rise. We're good. What is a high rise? It's definitely more than four. We're on four floors. We're fine. OK, we're good. Yeah. High rise, I think, has to be one of the high rise.

Yeah, 20 plus. Yeah, no, we're fine. OK. This is this is a fucking when I listen. This is a show. This is a colonial. Dude, we're so we're low man wins. We're spread out. Low man survives tsunami. That's right. We're going to get it. Our pad level is going to get underneath. We're fucking fine, dude.

We're going to break that wave up. Cool. Throne a cool. Throne is duals. Oh, really? Duals are back. Yes. I've been waiting. Yes. Why? Just because we're where her highness or no longer her highness. Meghan Markle, her dad challenged her husband to a duel.

He's had man up and fly down and see me to make a good morning, Britain. Wait, why the fuck is this guy? He's not it's Meghan Markle's dad. No, he's always he's like the little bar ball of the royal family. He's always inserting himself in stuff. They're not the royal family anymore. Now they're now always my role. Now this is on. This is this is all good now.

It's like this is a family drama. Right. They'll always be royals. I'm not going to give up the royal highness. I'd be happy to duel with Harry any time. The way he's been acting, I think he crouched on the ground before he gets to 10 steps. He's a candy ass. He's whipped. Whoa.

They say he is such a LaVar ball. I love this guy. But doles are behind me. And he's because he's not a royal anymore. Imagine if they doled now. It'd be great. The Kansas City Royal should sign them to be like brand ambassadors so they can still claim that they have some mask after the next job.

I might as well mark that down. That's probably going to happen at some point. Yeah, well, they're going to offer them. Same with like browsers is going to offer them. Be like, hey, you want to do a porn cam soda? Mm hmm. They should do that. All right. Your hot seat goes around 50. My hot seat is boops.

OK. Boops are officially on the hot seat. You're right, Mr. Scoop. No, no, he would never. Michael Bloomberg, our next president, if you go based on how much he spends invading my television on Sundays, he he has been pictured twice now greeting dogs on the campaign trail by grabbing them around the top of their mouth and shaking them like it's a handshake. That is a handshake.

I'm not. I'm not talking about grabbing around the entire snout. I'm talking like hand inside the mouth. Yeah. And then go on. That's a handshake to the dog. So, yes, that that's why I'm putting boops on the hot seat, because I feel like that is the new that's the new boot. Yeah, just grabbing a dog's mouth and shaking it. It's like Putin. Remember that video of Putin who was just like manhandling those dogs?

Yeah, he's trying to earn the Mitt Romney vote. I like that. Take him by the snout and then throw him on top of your car and drive across the country. Yes. And boom, you've built a coalition across party lines. There it is. My other hot seat is Cape Crusaders. So, do you know who Phoenix Jones is?

Who? Phoenix Jones. She friends with Tiana Trump. No. Who? Who's that? Who is Phoenix Jones? Phoenix Jones is a Cape Crusader. He's a superhero. He's one of these guys who thinks he's a superhero.

Are the documentary they did in San Diego? This guy's from Seattle, but he's along the same line. So, yeah, he goes out, fights crime, helps feed homeless and he dresses up in a mask, body suit and a cape. Turns out he just got busted for selling MDMA out. Out of his superhero outfit. Damn. So, it's like mask off, but his mask is still on.

Now it makes sense why he thought he was a superhero. Yeah, because he was just tripping balls all the time. So, you know what? This is actually like a superhero movie I could get behind. Yeah. I'm sick of superhero movies, but if he's like, if he's dealing Molly, hell yeah, sign me up. Drug guy.

My cool-throne is Bill O'Brien because he just hired himself as the Texans general manager. So, he's also the head coach, which means that now as general manager, he can fire himself as head coach and stay on as a GM. So, he's perfect. If he chooses. So, yeah, job for life for Bill O'Brien.

Shut up. But you already had. Yes. All right, my hot seat is myself. I made it all the way till Tuesday before I had to call the front desk to have them unclog my toilet. Congrats.

But here's the hot seat part. I called them and asked them to unclog my toilet. Two hours went by and I looked and the toilet was not unclogged and I called again. They're like, sir, we went and unclogged it. I think it's a, I think it's a snaker. I think you got to snake it. Like it's a big situation.

I think we need a bigger boat. Yeah, like they came, they thought they did it. And then no, no, no, no, you did not do it. It's a big issue of mine. With your stress test. What did you have for dinner on Monday? Which by the way, that's another part of the hot seat is that there's a Haagen Dazs right across street.

I'm going scoops, scoops, scoops. But yeah, the stress test on a foreign toilet never goes well. So this one clearly beautiful hotel, wonderful hotel, the toilet, can't handle man. You might have to start bringing your own toilet on these trips. I mean, it's just, listen,

can we get you sponsored by a toilet? It's like going to, that would be great. American standard. It's like going to a basketball court and you're like, you don't know how the rims bounce. You don't know how the wooden, you know, like the dribble. Like you gotta take some shots first. So whenever I'm in a new arena

and I'm doing my first practice, I like to just flush almost instantly after the first log drops. Right, but I did that on Sunday and Monday. It's not your water. And I felt like I was in, like we were in a copacetic relationship. Like I know you, you know me, we got this.

No, turns out no. So that's, I'm on the hot seat. Cause I actually might like, there might be like an emergency in my room. So are you going to be able to use that toilet again? I don't know. So then it's really going to be a cool throne. Right.

Because you won't be, never honest. All right, my cool throne is Duke. Hey. Duke is on the cool throne. Love to hear that. I think Wisconsin basketball is officially more hated than Duke this year. Brad Davidson up to his old tricks.

Yeah, what do you do? With a nut shot last night. Did you see this? No. He got, he delied him to a, it was a very close game. The batters totally blew it. A guy had a perfect pick on him.

And he like kind of fell to his feet. And as he was coming around the pick, he just punched him in the nuts. I think you should be allowed to do that. And people are very mad. So I think Brad Davidson has taken the mantle of a most hated college basketball player this year, which usually is reserved for the whitest guy on Duke.

So Duke is officially on the cool throne for this year. This year, I think. It's a weird college basketball year. So that it honestly makes sense. I love them. Everything's addicted to this stuff. Everything's off in college basketball this year. So it makes sense that there's just another,

like Wisconsin randomly is the most hated. People are honestly hating Brad Davidson like they hated Grace and Allen. Like they have that level hate form. I think anytime you say like, oh, this is a guy that you love to have on your team that you would hate if you played against, that just means that he's a dick.

Yeah, no, I, but I think that the sport of college basketball is better when there are dicks. I like Brad Davidson. I like rooting for him. Let me rephrase that the sport of, because I like women's college basketball as well. That's true. The sport of college basketball is better

when there are assholes. Because everyone has an asshole. I like rooting for Brad Davidson, but I can very much understand if you hate him, you have every right in the world too. So I'm not gonna defend him against people who hate him. I'm just gonna say, I like him and I'll have his back. So that's our hot seat cool thrones.

Let's get to our interview, great interview with Jay Cutler, greatest Chicago bear quarterback of all time. This was actually you said afterwards because you had never met Jay. And you're like, that was a lot of fun. Like he is, when he's in a good mood, he's like the best guy to be around.

He's a great guy and he has that sense of humor where sometimes you don't know if he's starting out to just be dull, but then he turns into sarcasm and it's very funny. I like him a lot. Very, very, very smart. And I think people like naturally don't think pro athletes should be that smart.

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Okay, here he is. Jay Cutler. Okay, we now welcome on. Very special guest. Old friend of mine. Owner of 14 Chicago Bear Records, which you didn't know until I just told you. It is Jay Cutler.

Mr. Primetime, Mr. Fourth Quarter. What other nicknames do you have? Smoke and Jay. Anything else? I think that's it. The sometimes confused for the bodybuilder. Yeah, my son actually just found him on the internet and thinks it's the wildest thing

he's ever seen in his entire life. If you don't know what we're talking about, go Google. Do a Google image search for Jay Cutler and you'll be shocked what comes up first. I want to jump in real quick because Big Cat when he intro'd you, he dropped the F word, the friend word. Oh yeah.

Was that over the line or are you guys friends? No, we're friends. Yeah, we're friends. We're back together. There was a moment where it was, we weren't together and now we're back together. Sometimes you need some space. Right, four years, that's fine.

Yeah, exactly. Although we texted here and there. Usually I would text Jay and then he would, Jay does a really good thing, good job of making you feel really insecure by not texting you back until like a week later. Like even this, when we're coming to New Orleans, I texted him and was like,

hey, we're coming to New Orleans. It'd be awesome if you got you on the pod. And then he talked to our friend, Stephen, and was like, yeah, Big Cat texted me, I'm gonna give that a few days. And then we did a week to text him back. And then texted me like it was like total mid conversation. He's like, cool, we should hang out.

Yeah, I like that. It establishes dominance. Yeah. All right, so. I felt good about it. Yeah. Where do you wanna start? Retirement?

You feeling good? Are you officially retired? Yeah, I don't, yeah. Yeah. Yes. So tomorrow. Well, I said that because I don't know if you like ever, like there's no retirement papers, you know,

like you just, you just don't have a job anymore. I'm pretty sure there are retirement papers out there. If you're under contract, I think you have to fill something out. But if you don't have a contract or if you're not on a team, it's just. It's over. Yeah.

Let's say six months from now, Sam Donald gets mono again. Adam Gaze picks up the phone. Hey, Jay, $20 million one year New York Jets quarterback. Gosh, that's a lot of money. That's a lot of money. 20 million. I don't know.

We do have to have a conversation. Okay, so that sounds like half retired, half not. Thinking about playing, breaking news, Jay Cutler, considering playing next year for the Jets. In the case of Sam Donald getting mono again and them throwing a ridiculous amount of money. Yes. Okay.

In all seriousness, did you ever consider, cause like when you were getting to the end, you're like, I'm going to walk away. Did you ever, there was always the rumor, oh, he'll go play in Nashville. Was that ever a thing, not even close? No, never even thought so. Did you ever think like, I always thought you'd be like,

ah, you know what, I'm going to go and just hang out and catch a nice paycheck and be a backup, maybe for a couple of years and then hop in for a couple of games. I didn't like the backup thing never appealed to me cause you just sit there and you have to do most of the work but then you don't even get to play. Right.

So it never, it wasn't, I never wanted to do it. Okay. So it was either playing or not playing. The only time I ever thought about going to the Titans was whenever I was going to hit free agency before I signed that big deal in Chicago. And that would have been one of the times that maybe I could have ended up there, but.

Right. How sweet was it when you signed that big deal? It was nice. Yeah. I mean, I think I remember. It's a life changer. Yeah. You told me like right before we were out

and you were like, yeah, about to sign this deal. I was like, how many millions? Holy shit. And then do you think it's unfair? It happens all the time in sports but a guy signs a big deal and then gets judged based on dollars, not everything else.

Yeah. I mean, well, the quarterback's positions like that. But I mean, you look at that deal now compared to what's happening and it's just like that sets peanuts. Yeah. You know, it just keeps going up and up and up and up. So I mean, it is what it is. Yeah.

I think that happened when you were, well, first the, when you got sent to Chicago. Yeah. You were pretty close to going to the Redskins, weren't you? Yeah. Yeah, we were, it was, because I think Jay Cam was in that, was with Washington. So they were trying to figure out a three way,

they were trying to find another team that I'd go to Washington, someone I think would take Jason and then some picks and stuff would get sent to Denver. But that third team never materialized. So that deal was dead. Yeah. I remember I was second myself for that.

I grew up a fan of the Redskins, they're our words, excuse me. And I remember I was like, we could finally have a decent quarterback. Yeah. And Shani was gonna, he probably would have went on right away too there. So it would have been,

it would have been cool, but never worked out. Do you think about that sometimes about Shanahan leaving Denver and like if what the sliding doors, you would have been the Broncos quarterback forever if Shanahan stays there, no? I mean, you don't know, but I mean, that's the direction we were headed. Yeah.

Oh yeah. And I mean, I've talked to Mike about it and you know, like me and B Marsh and you know, Tony and all those guys, like we've talked about it before. I mean, we had, I think we were the second rated offense in the NFL that year and defense, I mean, a lot of injuries. Then we had seven or eight running backs.

We went through that. Jesus. That oh, that oh eight year. And Mike was special. I mean, he was a heck of a coach. Unbelievable. And his tanning bed in his house is pretty sick. Tony Shep was sure about that.

Yeah. Tony said that he's got it. He doesn't know that. He didn't say Shanahan throws the best parties before the season starts. Oh, phenomenal. Phenomenal parties. And everyone just shows up to his house

and he gives people like big screen TVs and shit. Yeah. It's just to give you all kinds of stuff. And then there's like, this is back before Uber. So like there was car services that would take you wherever you wanted to go after the party. He did it right.

He did an unbelievable job with the players. Yeah. Yeah. Was he your favorite coach to play for? That's a loaded question. Yeah. I'm ending it probably. He was amazing.

Right. The coaches you played for. Worse. But only the four worst, huh? Four worst coaches you've ever played for go. No, I don't know. I mean, and you just get into the league and like that's your first experience

and it's such a good one. You know, it's hard for somebody else to top that. Yeah. Was it weird playing in different, like is there, you always hear about the altitude. Was there actually any effect throwing the ball when you get there? I thought there was.

I thought you're getting five to eight yards on a throw there. And the ball just cuts. Like you'd go somewhere else and like if you throw like, you know, a 20 yard comeback or a deep out or something and Denver, the ball just keeps sailing. It just keeps going.

How far is the farthest you could throw like at your peak? Um, and I mean Denver probably high 70s. Rocket arm. That's sick. Rocket arm. Did you ever just go out and just throw a ball just to see how far it went? Well, BMR, she used to want to have throwing competitions

all the time and he could, he could legit throw like 73. Fuck. I mean, I remember I once went out for a pass that you threw to me and it hit me right in the face. And I was like, Oh, that's the difference. I think you also were trying to hit me in the face

as hard as you like, you were throwing it. Well, I think that you were saying things that like, you know, you basically could be a receiver. You could catch. Well, we have a long standing from the original that you were the first, you were actually the first like celebrity on like a bar stool platform with KFC radio.

And we had the debate that you, there's at least one sport out there that I could beat you in. It doesn't exist. Right. And I disagree. You, I'm a better swimmer than you. Nice.

Stand up. He's got swimmer's body. Look, look at this body. Nothing about this screams. Get the booty. He's got a tiny ass. That helps. You said that looks good yesterday.

It was a lie. That's how you say it. That's how you say to people when you first see them. You look good, man. I do think the upside down triangle body helps swimming though. I could be. You're not a swimmer.

I don't have to be a swimmer. Look at you. You're an anchor. Darts. Man. It is crazy. Like even when you, when you had the, when the clip went viral of you playing basketball,

just dunking on a bunch of like five, five white boys in Indiana. And it's like, oh yeah. These guys, they're athletes of a different caliber. Do you, can you still dunk? Yeah. Like 100% be like, no. Like when was the last time you dunked?

I played basketball three times a week now. Really? Yeah. Like in a rec league? With some old guys that used to play at Vandy. And then their high school coach near me. What's your game? More of like probably drive, slasher.

You know, get some assists, some rebounds. Okay. You shoot the three? No, we've got some dudes that just light it up. It's kind of shocking how well these guys can shoot. Yes. Yeah. When you get like a real good shooter,

you're like, okay, you just never miss. Yeah. You play defense? Yeah. Oh yeah. Big team, big team guy. No, I'm not taking any charges. He slapped the floor for sure.

100% slapped the floor. I don't know if you saw this this morning, but Tony Romo, they're like rumoring that he's going to get 10 to 14 million. For ESPN? To be in the booth. Yeah. Do you regret not taking that gig on Fox

and being like, hey, this could be me? No, because I got paid more to go do my play in Miami. Yeah, good point. That year. Are you thinking about it though? Maybe going into the booth at some point or is that ship sailed because they're going to be like, well, if he decides to go in the booth,

he's just going to go back and play or something. Yeah. I mean, I'm not going to go back and play. So I think that ship sailed for sure. But going back in the booth is something I've definitely thought about and considered and maybe some meetings coming up here soon. Ooh.

Okay. With who? Do you want us to be your agents? We could do it. You think? Yes, absolutely. What's your negotiation? I could get you on Cartoon Network.

What would I want to do that for? I don't know. That's just the only end that I have in the business. We would. Okay. So we'd probably do a big PowerPoint of Jay Cutler, the bodybuilder and have everyone look at that. It's good to start.

Yeah. And then we'd be like, you want this guy? My kids would think it's great. Yeah, right. So that's, isn't that like the, once you have like a bunch of kids, it's like you're just doing it for your kids. Like when Eddie Murphy makes like a bunch of,

you know, Shrek movies and all that stuff. So we're just doing it for them. So we're like, hey, he's kid friendly. He can lift a lot. He can still dunk. Yep. We include the picture of your ass, something for the ladies.

Yeah. You're going to be incredibly honest. Would you, in all honesty, going to the booth, when everyone asks me like, do you think he's going to be good? I was like, if he's honest, he's going to be great. Do you think you would have been able to, cause it's always tough to criticize other guys?

There's a fine line there. I think, I think I could do it. You just have to kind of find a way to do it. So it's not, you know, that guy sucks. Right. Right. Like at least have some basis behind what you're saying. Yeah.

Although that would be kind of refreshing to just have a comment there and be like, that guy is trash. Right. Right. Garbage. Who's your favorite quarterback right now? Oh.

To watch. Stumbing, still love watching Aaron. I don't like that you guys have become friends, by the way. You guys have. You've like, you like texting buddies. And we were joking last night. You were like, when we said we want to get Rodgers on the pod.

Yeah, I think you're just mad cause he hasn't done your pod yet. I think that's what. Well, and also he just beats the pairs every year. But yeah, that would be part of it. But yeah, I would say if he did the pod, I would probably soften it a little. Soften the blow.

And you said, you're like, oh, we can get him. I think we can get him. We can try to get him. We might not get him. I don't like the text. Can you send me a text? Can you send me, just lie to us and tell us you got text. Like congrats on the game.

You may just send, oh, I sent it last night. You want me to just take a picture of you guys and send it to him? Yeah. Yeah, send me a text for now. Like you feel like, a picture. This is your best. Absolutely. 100%.

This is how it looks. Be like, hey, let me pick up my drink. Hold on. Let me write a quick note saying the line was bullshit. The rest gave you that game. He's not taking a picture. I guarantee you that. Guarantee?

Just take a picture. OK. And this is the new camera. So you guys look great. Oh, nice. I got that too. Nice flex. You got the iPhone 10.

I already smashed mine. You give me tryptophobia. I'm afraid of all those holes. What? What was the worst game? Like when you look back, you're like, fuck, I don't miss that. We were through the Giants game, where you got sacked. I think it was nine or 10 times.

The first half. So bad. The first half. The Saints game. Nine times in the first half. That was so bad. It's impressive. Yeah, it was crazy.

It's hard to do that. Yes. Like you almost have to try. Right. Like, hey, guys, ready? Don't block him. Don't block him. Ready?

Right. Let's do this. So is it that one? Or was it the Saints game where Mike March was calling seven-step drops when you were no offensive line in the dome? I'll give it to Mike. He had no conscience. I mean, you got to respect it.

Like, I mean, he was brilliant, too. I mean, he was he was he was unbelievably smart, but he went into the game and he was literally playing Madden with human beings, with human beings. Like, it was just chess pieces. He's like, why is this not working? Yeah, let's run four verts. Exactly.

He's like, all right, play up a go. Did you did you have like a conversation in the halftime? You're like, hey, man, maybe you like get me a tight end to chip every now. Well, he traded the tight end. Yeah. Did you hear me say he had no conscience? Yeah, yeah. He's he's down and up.

Yeah, he always thought the next play was the one. I kind of like that. I mean, I get a respected. Yeah, just fucking every next play is going to be the one to hit. He told me one time we were we were talking about a play and something. He's like, hey, I just just take seven steps and just throw it right there. And I go, Mike, I don't know how I feel about that. He goes, hey, if the receiver is not there, it's not going to be your fault.

I'm like, it kind of is, though, it is like, you don't have an interception thing in your your total after the game. Like, it's going to be my fault. He's like, he'll be there, though. I'm like, I don't think he's going to be there. He's like, let's just call it and you just throw it right there. And we'll just see what happens. That's awesome.

And then it was probably an intercept. Yeah. And this hit the safety right there. Like a punch. Shit. What about the time that you yelled at him from the huddle? I think it was against the Vikings. I think it was at that game. And Jonathan McNabb's like last game, basically, or the end of his career.

What happened after that when you when you like get back in the locker room, you're like, hey, Mike was always super cool. I mean, yeah, he was super cool. He always he's got it. He's like, I get it. Like it's it's tough, you know, like we're going to have disagreements. But I was cool with Mike. I really liked him.

What about Mike Tice? I liked Mike Tice. We never had issues. I I got in trouble at one time when you walked away from Dallas. That thing got blown up because I told him he sat beside me and I go, hey, bro, I just need a minute. And he was like, no problem. And I got up and walked off.

Got it. So they don't show that. Yeah, yeah. I mean, and I'm a perceptions reality. So it is what it is. Did you ever when you were playing, were you thinking that like shit, the cameras on me right now? Like they're definitely because you were the king of like people would just

judge every single body language, everything that was going on. For a little while, I was like after the NFC championship game, like that next year, I was a little bit more in tune to it because like Fox would come in and they would be like, hey, they wouldn't tell us this. But we knew like there's a camera on you basically anytime you're on the sideline. It's like, well, damn, like what that's ridiculous. Like I can't even do anything at that point. So I think that next year I was a little I tried to I tried to be aware of it.

But then she got to a point. I was like, I'm this dumb. Like I've got to have some sort of emotion. So I've got to be able to do what I need to do. Right. So I think at that point, I was like, the hell with it. Let's talk about that NFC championship game real quick, even though it's bad memories. The one thing that always struck me is like everyone question your toughness when we just talked about getting sacked nine times or in Vanderbilt,

getting the shit kicked out of you in the SEC. Was that weird when you're like, because I know you and I think a lot of people like, you know, some guys in the locker room didn't really have your back. But was it weird to have everyone be like he could have kept on playing when it was. Yeah, I played through some crazy stuff. I've done, I mean, like what? I mean, concussions, broken stuff. I mean, it just is what it is.

So I think for me to have that that part questioned, I mean, that hurt. I mean, that was tough. That was a tough one to swallow. I mean, to say that, you know, I wasn't good or, you know, like anything else. Like I could find with that. Like maybe some truth to that, to say that I just didn't want to play anymore. I mean, and you, you tried to play with the knee, right? Yeah, I can't remember what at what point was it right after half time.

It was right before half time. We went in and taped it up and I went out there and I tried to throw. I think I threw like one ball and I need to literally just like buckle and it went straight in the ground. Fuck. And then I had Collins and Cale Paney. Yeah. And so then they're like, I was like, well, I can't. I don't think I can throw. I don't think I can run.

And then they put them in and then and then that's where it gets tricky. Like just do I just stay on the sidelines? Do you take me? I think now they probably take you in. And, you know, you can't just leave a lame ducks at no right. Carson Wentz was in the locker room when he got to come back. And it also didn't help that you had that big coat. Well, it was like three degrees.

I know, but that coat, like that was part of the it actually was good that it wasn't like real full Twitter, because then it would have been a total meme, but that big coat didn't help. Yeah, it was like double X, whatever Tom Brady wears. Right. Right. You look like three small J Cutlers and a trench coat. You had like trying to sneak into a movie. Yeah, I needed to be.

I needed to be the other J Cutler at that point. Yeah, he would have filled it out. Yes. Yeah. So so when you're miked up during a game, you were just talking about like being conscious a little bit of the cameras on you when you're miked up during a game. Are you are you thinking about that at all? I boycotted. I boycotted Mike being miked up.

You can do that. I don't know. I did it. You're just like, nope. Yeah. No, no. And then they're like, well, can you just pick a game? And I would be like, OK, so I would pick one of the last two games in the season. And then once we got to that point, if, if, you know, we were out of it or if we were fighting for, you know, playoffs or something, I'd be like, if we were out of it, I'd like, it doesn't even matter.

Like we're out of it. Like you don't even want to use me. Use somebody else. And then if we were fighting for it, if the game mattered, like, you know, this is a big game. I don't want that thing on me. This is, you know, I can't do it. Future J, that's actually genius. So then the next year they come back like, hey, they weren't like you up

like early in the season. I'm like, ah, no. But then I got to a point where I was like, well, I think it's a safety issue now, guys, because it's a big battery pack. And they just put it like this tape into the back of your shoulder pads. And I'm like, I'm getting, I'm getting my head knocked around out here. Now you want to put another battery on my back. Right. I don't feel good about this.

Yeah. So then that's another way I point kind of. I like that. I like that a lot. So I don't understand like why it's so big. And I also don't understand the the headset situation. Like we can FaceTime China, but we have a hard time getting calls. And yeah, it's true. The sideline mess. Yeah, they got back. We got these battery packs.

He's big like speakers from 1973. It's like what I don't understand. Why can't we just get some air pods in here and do this? Did you feel bad for Sam Donald when he had the seeing ghost thing? Yeah, I'm sure you've been in that spot. Oh, I think you're looking at you can't. Oh, I've said it. I've said this. I especially when you're young, you're processing, you're figuring things out.

And I've probably said that before too. I'm like, I'm I'm seeing a thousand things out here and none of them are probably legit. So I think it's just being honest and it just got blown out of proportion. It's really no win situation being a quarterback and getting mic'd up. Like, what's the best that's going to come out of it? Right. You say something. You're like, yeah, let's go. Let's go. Let's Russell Wilson. Yeah.

And I talked to I talked to Dal because he's in just like, why did you guys like that's the situation? Like, why did you pick that game? Right. It was a Patriots first game back early. Yeah, it might not have been his first game back, but it was it was against the Patriots when their defense was absolutely rolling Monday night football.

Like, don't do that. Yeah. Like do it like in your playing Miami, like in Miami or something. Right. Right. Right. Could we do the don't care story? Is it true? I think we confirmed it on the KFC radio, but let's do it again. Yes, one. So you're in Wrigley, you're probably like first or second year with the Bears. You're at a urinal at a bar in Wrigleyville

and some kid comes up to you at the urinal. He's like, hey, Jay, I went to Vanderbilt. Yeah, I don't know. Here's the thing. And I don't remember what we said on the radio. But my stance, my stance has lately when I hear that story is I can't say it didn't happen. I can't say it did happen. It sounds like you.

Yeah, that's that's the problem. Like it 100 percent could be very true. So hypothetically, if somebody were to say that to you at a urinal right now, your reaction might be don't care. I mean, it's like right now in this instance right now, like the state of mind of me right now, probably not. But that's that's cool. Yeah, like cool, dude.

It's not much different than don't care. It's like you really cared. Tell me more about your poly side degree. Yeah, yeah. In Wrigleyville and, you know, Saturday at five o'clock after we've been there for eight hours. I mean, it's it's a great possibility. Do you regret not going to a real SCC school?

I think that Vandy's in the SCC. Oh, yeah. Is that is that questionable to have to check? Do you think Vandy's better than every big tense team because they're in the SCC? At this point, no, there's been years. Yes. Oh, it's a different brand of football. Yeah, you wanted to go to Notre Dame, right?

And they didn't recruit you. No, that's crazy. No, they were going there. They haven't recruited any. They don't really recruit right there. Right in the Midwest that much, which is crazy, because it's like you're in Indiana. Your backyard.

Think that. Where else were you considering? Purdue, but they wanted me to play safety. OK, that's wild. That's crazy. You don't know a brown one. Like a six what you're like six four. No, I grew in college. I was like six to this point.

OK. Illinois, Ron Turner was there. OK. And they offered me. I accept I committed. And then they called me like a week later and they said, you know, this kid from California, he wants to come. We want we want you to take the first semester off

and then come in in January. I was like, well, I'm not doing that. Right. And then Vandy called and I was like, well, got nothing else going on. And so and so when you're at Vandy, have I ever told you the story of how I ended with Vandy? No.

Gosh. So it's basketball season and it's early January. And I get a call. I'm in school, you know, they did the intercom thing. It's like J. Keller come to the office. I'm like, what's what's happening now? Get to the office and like, hey, the AD wants to talk to you. So I go down there and he's like, hey, Vandy called.

They want to talk to you. So, you know, I get on the phone with him and they're like, hey, you know, we just watched your tape. We're kind of just kind of cleaning up the rest of our recruiting. You know, we like it, but we don't think you can play tight in in the SEC. I was like, well, it's fine.

I don't even play tight in. He's like, well, who is this? And I, you know, told him my name and he's like, hey, all right, well, yeah, we see your table. We'll watch it. We'll call you back in a little bit. I'm like, OK, hang up the phone. I'm like, look at him like they're not calling.

Can I go back to class now? And he's like, yeah, so go back to class. Literally three hours later, same thing. Get down there and he's like, hey, been on the phone. And I talked to him like, hey, we love the tape. We want you to come to Vandy. We have a scholarship for you, but we didn't know by the end of the day.

I was like, why? He's like, well, we got these two other people. You know, I mean, it's like there are two scholarships left. There are like three kids out there that they were just waiting on. He's like, whoever gets them first gets them. You're like, you thought I was a tight end six hours ago. But I mean, I don't even know where Vandy is.

So I mean, I'm suddenly in the big 10 country. I'm like, where is Vandy? No idea. So I look at the idea. I'm like, hey, I got to go home. I got to, you know, figure this out. I got to talk to my dad. He's like, all right.

So I go home and that's like the dial up internet thing. So I get on the dial up internet, you know, it's making those noises and I'm like, Vandy looking at it. Nashville, like where the hell's Nashville trying to figure this out. And I call my dad and I tell him, he's like, oh, you're going. And I'm like, I don't even know where this place is. He's like, you're going, you're going.

Just tell him he's calling back and tell him you're going. Jack was like, I don't have to pay for college. He's like, you're going to call him back. Yeah. So what tuition is at Vanderbilt? He's like, yes, we accept. Yeah, he'll be a kicker. Yeah.

I did a little bit more research, whatever a 17 year old kid do that point, called him back. I'm like, all right, I'm in. Let's do this. That's awesome. And then like two weeks later went down for a visit and stuff and the rest is history. At what point when you're at Vandy, were you like, oh,

fuck, I'm going to be a draft pick, like in a high one too. Because that, I mean, you just, you just told the story. You're a tight end one second. You're now at Vandy and you're not like you, you probably weren't, I would assume thinking like I'm going to be an NFL quarterback. Um, no, you know, I knew, no, I never, I mean, see what we're talking about yesterday, like growing up, I never watched

much NFL football, you know, it was always college football. It's more college athletics. Um, and I mean, now I feel like all I watch is NFL, little bit of college and my kids watch NFL now. So it's, it's kind of bizarre. Um, but growing up, it was like, just get to college and, you know, keep playing. It was more just keep playing ball.

Right. And whatever steps happen, you know, they happen, but it was never, I don't think I was ever like, you know, I've got making the NFL. I'm going to do this. This is going to happen. Um, it was always just keep playing. Like I just want to keep playing ball somewhere.

So then like what? So then yeah. So I think probably after put after my sophomore year, we started getting a little bit of traction going into my junior year. And I was like, you know, this is, this is a possibility. You know, we got a shot here. Um, and then before my senior year, I was like, you know, we,

we can make it run. We can do this. And then when I got to the, you know, I did the combine and did, um, senior bones and saw like what these other guys like in person, what they could do. I was like, Oh, this is, we can, you got this. And then you had the draft day. Do you look back here at draft day picture with the oversized

shirt and the haircut? And you're like, Oh, I felt great. You looked awesome. I crushed that day. I mean, that's 2006. So different times. Yeah, that was hell of a draft too. Right.

That was Matt liner this young. We now have had all three of those, uh, quarterbacks on the show. Yeah. Liner completely the triumvirate vents and me. Yeah, it was a good class. It was fun. I mean, Arizona called me because they were at 10 because they, everyone thought that everyone knew that

Vince was going to go to, um, Titans and I, I think, I don't know the rule is now, but it was basically unlimited. Did the Titans can bring me in because I was within so many miles. So I went down there and through three times or so for those guys and fish and finally the last time. I mean, I'm literally like throwing all my football knowledge of every now and like on this board and I'm, I'm drawing up like option plays and we're looking at fish and going like, why am I here?

Like you guys are drafting Vince. Everyone knows you're drafting Vince. He's like, yeah, I mean, we are. We're just still in, I think he's like, I was just bored though, right? It was an owner thing. Right. It was an owner thing. Yeah.

It was an owner thing that we got to take, we got to take Vince young. But I think I remember the last time, um, we did the board and then we went through it in the bubble again. And I mean, I, I'd thrown at least twice there already and, uh, I was, I was pissed off about it because I was like, this is dumb. Like we're, we're, we're wasting everyone's time. And I threw the, I remember I threw like 10 balls, literally like seeing if I could throw it through these guys, these receivers and just throwing

missiles at them, the big cat route, the big cat route. Yeah. I think a lot of people will be interested to know like how this, how this bromance began. Cause honestly, I don't really know like what the start of it was. How, how did you guys meet each other? Well, Jay's been, was always a long time stooling fan of Barstool. And I actually like no joke, like, Oh, a lot to Jay, because back in the day, when

we were starting Barstool Chicago, we had like no money as a company. And I remember I said to Dave, like, we got to make this shirt. We put the Chicago flag with the bar with the stools. It will sell like hotcakes. And he's like, I don't know. It was back like when shipping shirts took like a month. Yeah. So I went and had three of them handmade and got them to Jay and Jay warded

the press conference. And that was like our first big moment for Barstool Chicago. Yeah. I remember whenever Barstool was kind of up and rolling. And, you know, back then it was more just, you know, the written stuff with like a picture, a video and stuff. And you really got to, I feel like you really got to feel like whoever was riding, you know, their riding style and stuff.

And, and we would always see even some of the guys when the big cats started doing it, like this dude is, this dude's funny. Like he gets it. And then I don't know how we found you. Yeah. I can't remember what the exact connection. I remember I met Chewy in the halftime of a bears game and gave him the shirts. Yeah.

And then we started hanging out from there. I know, but how did we first track you down? I can't remember exactly. Oh, that's a good question. Fuck. Do you guys remember? Oh, you do? Oh, yeah, Neil.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's right. The charity event. Yes. Yes, the because you, we would do your charity event every year and then that started and it was huge because it's like the starting quarterback for Chicago bears is wearing our shirt and like a fan of ours.

And now was it Greg Olson who got you into barstool? Because he claims that he could be. Yeah, I think we found it. I'll give him credit. We might have found it kind of the summer times, but it was you and like you and Greg and I'm trying to think there's maybe a couple other, but like, you know, Ryan Whitney, like there's basically three or four guys in like the early days who were pro athletes were like, these guys are funny.

Yeah. And it was so fucking huge. Yeah. I mean, didn't you guys took it and just skyrocket? Yeah. And then the cat made a lot of money selling the Cutler shirts and Marlboro Cigarettes, Marlboro Cigarettes. Did he ever give you a taste?

Did he give you that one? Desisted. That one got taken down the Marlboro one. That was a great shirt. I have one. Yeah, you have one. I'll give you some more. I actually think we did a limited release.

We had with the Dicca shirt that he wore to press conference. That was a good one. Yeah, we were and then we, yeah, we became friends and like we were, we would hang out, you know, every probably once a month. And then, uh, and then I said, I would take Andy Dalton over him on. I had the flu. I was doing, this was back when I had to like really grind. I remember I was, you're playing hurt.

Yeah. It was Ben Finfer was hosting eight to nine PM on ESPN 1000. And they're like, Hey, can you come in and so you're blaming. No, no, no, no, no, no, he was like, can you do this? I was like, this was the point of my career where it was like, you don't say no to anything. Like you tell me where I'll be there. I'm doing it.

I was dead. I was like so sick. I pounded two Red Bulls and a date in two dayquals. I mean, look at you now. You just wear jumpsuits and you call the shots and some caller called in and was like, would you take Dalton or Cutler? And Andy was like five years younger and I was like, given everything. I'd probably take Dalton right now went home, went to sleep, slept till like noon

because I was so sick, woke up and there was a bunch of text messages being like, Hey, big cat, way to go, dude. Like you, you're just going to take Dalton over Cutler. Jay never said it. Jay, to his credit, he never was like, fuck you, dude. It was his, the rest of his crew that are loyal and they're like, what's, what's your problem? And that was kind of it for a while.

To break. Yeah, we went through a break and now we're back, but it was always like, I mean, it was, you know, it's, it actually taught me an important lesson too, because it was tough, I think for you too. Like we were legitimate friends, but I also had to talk about the bears. And when the bears went through bad times, it was like, I can't, and there was some dark times, right? And I had to, and like, I had to, and people always said, I didn't

criticize you at all. And I still had to at times. And it was like, it was a tough relationship to have at like some dark times. So I think Romeo and Juliet story, two star-crossed lovers. We're back. We always had a good time together. Yeah, yeah, I like that. That's really romantic.

It's good to be back. It's good to be back. It feels good. I'll probably be out in like two years again, but that's fine. I mean, it goes in cycles. That's right. And you get a good relationship though, you're hot and you're cold. Yeah, right.

You have to enjoy the ups when they're up. You're right. Yeah, you brought up a second ago, like in the middle of a rough season. That's got to feel just so demoralizing, looking at the calendar. Me like it's October, like a second week in October, and this is going to get worse before it gets better. Oh, yeah, they're going on a dark road here, guys. Yeah.

Yeah. I mean, whenever you're in a season like that and you know that there's no hope and there's no reinforcements coming, it's soul-crushing. Yeah, the there was a couple, I mean, like the the Trestman thing. And I know you've always been like publicly very nice about Mark, but like it just that one just kind of fell apart and it fell apart in like the blink of an eye like that. It was crazy on paper.

You looked at that team. Um, we were talking about it yesterday. Um, because we saw Marty, um, you know, you had Marty, you had Alshon, you had B. Marsh, you had Forte, um, offensive line was, was, wasn't bad. Um, so in paper, it looks, it looked legit. Um, but I think what we ran into is, you know, you had a lot of different personalities there and you had some older guys too, um, that were, I'm not going to say set in their ways, but, um, you know, you have to be able to manage

those, um, in the right way. And I think that's where it kind of lost traction of just being able to deal with everybody and keeping everyone focused and keeping everyone in the same track. Do you ever, did you ever like, do you have any regrets with like being the leader of a locker room and maybe not doing enough or anything during your career? Um, yeah, I mean that, that one was tough because I think once you lose the

locker room with the way that we lost that locker room, um, you know, from the top down, I think it's, it's, it almost gets pitted, you know, the guys versus, you know, management and coaches and, and to step in the middle of that, I think it's really risky sometimes. Right. Cause now, now you're positioning yourself in a weird place. Like who, who's back, who has your back and which side are you on? Um, so you kind of almost have to pick, um, you know, pick a side, which is,

which is, which is rough. I mean, especially when, you know, everyone is, everyone's on the same team. Everyone should have the same goals in mind. Um, you know, but we know that the two parties see it completely different. And that's hard. Yeah. When you got into the league, uh, Plummer was the starting quarterback, right?

Yeah. Jay Plummer, he seems like an awesome guy. He was awesome. He seems like a, a good guy to kind of learn from, but was that awkward at all? Like being the, you know, the guy that the franchise is paying their future on, you come in and you know, there's an established veteran. That's it. Yeah.

It was, it was weird. Um, but I thought Jake handled it the best way possible. I mean, he was always, I mean, so great with me. He was cool as hell. He helped me. I remember the first we came in, in like May and that, that's back when like, you just had like OTAs and, uh, it was a little bit longer. So I think like three weeks in, he was like, Hey, I'm going out of town.

And that's when me and Tony were running. And he was like, Hey, can you guys watch my house? And looking back at it, I think it was like a test. We failed the hell out of it. So he left you and Tony Sheffler, like 23 years old. So we, we, we go to his head. We ended up having like a huge party in his house. Like we're in his pool.

We have people everywhere. Next morning we're trying to clean it up. I'm like, what? Looking back, I'm like, this is the dumbest thing we could have done. And just go over and don't even watch his house. Like just like, I'm leaving town too, but I can't do it. It wasn't me. It wasn't me to watch my house.

It was a test. Did you have a, it was a, it was a, it was a test. Did you have a dog that you had to let out or like plants that needed to be? I, I don't, I hope, I hope you didn't have a dog. Doesn't sound like you watched. Yeah. I don't remember that. All I remember is, as soon as he, as soon as he said that to us, just telling,

just going to Tony, be like, you're never going to guess what we'll get to do this way. And it was an awesome house. Yeah. You guys like broke shit, trying to fix it before he gets back. We'll come back, you and me. We got trash bags everywhere. Fingered random clothes.

Um, what about your rivalry with Phil Rivers? One of the best clips when you guys were John H other on the sideline. Yeah. Was, uh, have you still talked to Phil at all or anything? Um, I never really, I never, I never had Phil's numbers. I never talked to him. Um, I respect the hell out of this game. I mean, what he's done.

Yeah. I mean, he's a hilarious guy. That's also, that was a great answer by you. Cause you're just like, yes. Phil Rivers is a quarterback. I respect the fact that we have the same job. He's number 17. Yeah.

He has a lot of kids. He's got an army. Army kids. And, uh, he's doing it. See, I kind of feel bad for you because as a quarterback, as a player who's playing the game, you didn't get to actually watch Monday Night Football on TV because when it was you and him yelling at each other, it was amazing television because they were cutting right back and forth.

I'm sure he was saying like the meanest stuff, but in the nicest language possible. Dang it, Jay. You mother freak her. I don't think you'd say that. Gracious to Pete. Yeah. Dad, dad, go and text back. You didn't text them.

Huh? You know, the way you texted them. I did text them. I just text them the picture. I didn't even put a caption on it. He's gonna be like, who the fuck are these guys? Oh, these are the guys that interview my girlfriend every now and then. And then I say weird shit.

They constantly talk to my girlfriend about jackoff crystals. That's going to be, yeah, that's going to be fun. Um, what year do you look back on? Do you see the house that they bought? Yes. Yeah. He's broke now. Yeah.

Cash. Cash. Crazy. Yes. Cash. Maybe we can do the interview there and just stay. Maybe we can house that one. Yeah.

How long do you think we could live in Aaron Rodgers house without him finding us? Weeks. Yes. Maybe longer. That would be actually fantastic. If he just, if we just. That's the best way to get the interview so you can start practicing. Yep.

I'll just sleep on the bottom of the pool. Yeah. Get fit. I would wreck you and we'll do it. We'll do. Do you have a pool at your house? Uh, yeah. Okay.

So yeah, like for I just invited myself over and we will race. Okay. How far are we racing once back and forth? And if I lose that, we'll do an underwater race because I'm good at that as well. Yeah, you are an anchor. So you. Yes. Yeah.

I'm so sure. And if I lose that, we'll do an underwater race in jeans. I won that as well at the Jaguar's pool. Why jeans? I don't know. We just did it and it was stupid, but who did you race? These two guys. It was in the Jaguar stadium.

So, you know, they have that pool that overlooks a few. I mean, I can see you not being good at swimming. No, I'm looking at PFT right now. Not me, not me. Um, yeah, you're not going to, you're not going to out swim me. Yes, I will. I will out swim you easily. And if I have to, I'll die in the pool.

What's your stroke? We'll do every stroke. Okay. I'll do, you do the sideways stroke. What's that called? That's not a real stroke. Yeah. The side stroke.

The side stroke. The dying seal. We'll do, we'll do a doggie paddle. We'll do breaststroke. Not a real stroke. We'll do backstroke. We'll do freestyle. We'll do underwater.

Butterfly. What is it, medley? Yeah. We'll do everything. I got this. I'm not worried about it. I actually agree. Do you swim in high school or you're in a swim team?

No, I know. I'm just a very good swimmer. I agree with his, with his theory, though, that he is better than, like everyone has something that they're the best at in the world. What's that for you? Kicking. I'm a field goal kicker. He could kick better than you.

I can kick better. Oh, easily. What's your long? What is that? Like, code for something? No, what's your longest field goal that you've ever kicked? I'm not a kicker. Yeah, exactly.

So I'm better than you. I don't think so. Yeah. I can kick 47 yards. Exactly. What about 48? Nope. So I need to kick a, I need to kick a 48 yard.

That's all you have to do to beat me. I'm a 47 yard specialist. Um, only 47 yards. I mean, give me a little bit of time. I think I can kick a 48 yarder. Who's the best kicker you ever played with? Not you. You haven't played with me yet.

Robbie. Robbie. Yeah. Okay. That's not an insult though, that Robbie Gold's a better guy. I will cede that point to you. If, if an NFL team was like, Hey, we can guarantee everything you kick will be under 30 yards.

What do you think your percentage would be in the NFL? 96 percent. Shut up. What's under, under 30 yards? Easily. I'm trying to get blocked this week. You wouldn't get blocked. Uh, how many steps?

Can we see your approach? You want to see it? Yeah. I'll show you my approach. We got a lot of tape too. We got a lot of tape. Here's PFT is getting up. Huh?

Yeah. All right. I want it right here. Okay. Get your stepping back. Laces, laces out. Here he goes. Actually laces out is not a big of a deal, but your kicker should be able to make it.

Three laces off from the side. Okay. That's when it really fucks you up. That was a good kick. That looks good. I will give you guys this. Your confidence is great. Is it?

Yeah, it's on par. It's all about the confidence. Um, so it's hard for me to doubt it, but looking at you both, looking at you both. I don't know what you're saying. I don't, some doubt comes. It's creeps. So I look too masculine to be a kicker is what you're thinking. I look like too good of an athlete.

You look at us and you're like, how do these guys fail all the way upward to here? That's a great point. Yeah. Like you guys literally just fell off a building and landed here. Pretty much, pretty much. Sometimes it feels like that you wore one shirt and then I landed here. That's pretty much, that's pretty much the like condensed version of it right there. Um, let's play a headline grab ready for this headline grab.

Jay Cutler gives what type of advice to Mr. Biscay. Oh, goodness. Um, this is a good headline grab. I don't think it's going to be good. No, it's going to be good. Um, don't read anything. Okay. But he's reading this right now.

Yeah, I know. Yeah. Stop reading is your advice. Mr. Biscay, you go on the ground here, bud. Yeah. Did you, were there times? Cause I feel like that happens where everyone says, oh yeah, I don't read anything. But you would still.

Well, you have to, you had, there, someone's going to tell you what's happening. And you have to be aware because you have to do a press conference. So someone's going to ask you something of what's happening. Right. Or, you know, someone's going to ask you a question. Hey, someone so said this. So you have to be aware. You have to know what's what's going on.

How much does that suck to have to like, like willfully be like told. All right, give me the bad news. Yeah. Like tell me what's going to happen. How am I about to get punched in the face right now? Right. Yeah. And that's the problem.

I think, I think for a young guy like him and being in Chicago, it's a tough town. Expatations were huge. Um, so I think, you know, you watch some of his press conferences and stuff and you could tell he really bothered him sometimes. I think. Yes. Um, and whether that affects him, I don't know. I don't know how it affects him.

It has to somehow. Right. But, um, you know, the more he can get away from all that stuff, I think the better for him going forward. That's a really interesting point though, because at some, if you're the quarterback and there are all these narratives surrounding you and surrounding the team, you don't, it's not good for you to listen to those. It's not good for you to listen to sports talk radio.

But at the same time, you know that the other guys are hanging it too. So you have to know what they're thinking. If you want to be able to lead them effectively. Oh, absolutely. You have to know, you know, you have to know where the arrows are coming from. Yeah. So I mean, I, I mean, I wouldn't, I wouldn't go online and find this stuff. But I mean, they're PR guy before a press conference.

I'd be like, all right, you know, what do I need to know? You know, and he, he gives you the rundown. Like, you know, they're saying this, they're saying this, they're saying this. They can't say that Andy Dalton's better. They can't say that Andy Dalton's better. So you got, you got to know that was definitely on the cheat sheet that morning. Who do you hate the most in Chicago media? I didn't hate any of them, like personally, um, you know, I just felt, I

think it's probably still that way. Um, there's just a negative, it's just a negative vibe to him. You know what I mean? Like they would much rather, I think, I feel like they thrive. Like whenever a season happens like that versus, you know, they go 13 and three. The Mark Trussman clown show season when everything just fell apart. Yeah. They, so like the, I agree with that.

There are some people in the media and it's not everyone in the media. No, not some people in the media who it feels like they're almost rooting for the bears to fail, to fall apart just so that they can, they can just write their stories and crush them. Right. Because it's better to fall apart than finish eight and eight. Yeah. Yeah.

That does seem like a J. Marietti special. Yeah. Just like once he shows up in your locker room, you know, nothing. Yes. The wheels are falling off. Do you have a list of people who, who like, even it can be national, not Chicago. Do you have a list?

You don't have to say the names. Do you have a list of people you're like, Oh yeah, that guy, I remember. Um, no, I mean, I feel like there was, I don't know, I want to say this, but, you know, there was some of those years that were so bad that everyone was talking. Yes. Bad about us. So like the, it would be a notebook. Yeah.

If I kept track. Right. You know, just be, oh yeah, like an encyclopedia. Yeah. Anyone that's ever written about the bears at some point probably crushed me in them. Yes. Did you, did you like the smoke and jay cutler stuff? I didn't mind it.

I, we never, we never, uh, I don't think we ever really told anyone to stop doing it. People have sold stuff and there's things everywhere and we never really went after anybody. And you leaned into it with the picture that I took at your, at your 30th birthday party where he was dressed up like it was an 80s theme party, right? And that was like, he leaned into it by, by posting, he posted a picture of him fake smoking a cigarette and like went wild for it. It was a funny meme.

I mean, your face is perfect for people. There are a lot of people who think you actually do like smoke two packs a day. I know. Have you ever smoked? No, no smoke at all. Really? No, I've never shopped a cigarette into your ass and that in the naked picture that I kept put online.

It's very funny. Why'd you do that? Cause I got, I got to caption it. Jay Butler and everyone thought that was funny. That's pretty good. People laughed at that. Yeah. I've been something for good.

I don't think I don't know. Okay. You, you write a new caption for your ass. Uh, that's not my thing though, but I don't see it. I'm better at writing captions for your own ass than you are. That's not an athletic event. That's probably, yeah, that's probably true. You don't know the Olympics are hurting for events.

Are they? You might add that like caption. It'll be like us versus they do have, I do want to get a team together for the Olympics. They have like, I think it's handball, but it's basically like a little ball that you throw around and then throw into a goal. So it's like soccer, indoor soccer with a ball that you throw. Oh, you should play that.

You'd be right. That would be so sick. If you started, if you like, there's, there's a US team, but like, I want to go and do that. Yes, you should just own missiles. I think if it was you, Patrick Mahomes and LeBron, just how many players play in handball, like eight on a single time? So it was you three against eight players from any other country.

I think we went, I think we, I guarantee we could put a team together. Like when gold. Yes. Guarantee. I would absolutely agree with that. Yeah. Just, just from pure like arm speed. I don't think guys in other countries.

And just a really big guy's goalie back there. If you watch it, I've, I mean, I've studied this from time to time. It sounds like you're ready to go. If you watch it, usually all these teams like have an old guy that plays goalie. That's just like, he literally, if someone's coming, he just like, just guesses. And just throws the handball, sometimes hits the ball, sometimes doesn't. All right. So you're in for that.

All right. My last question, Seeky question promo code take $10. Go to the Super Bowl. We're going to run this Monday Super Bowl week. So you're going to lead Super Bowl week. No pressure. Uh, the van. Do you still have it?

Uh, we have a minivan now. So you got rid of the conversion van and went minivan. Why do you sell it? Yeah, I'll tell you why. Um, because the kids can get in and out themselves and buckle up themselves in their seats in the minivan, in the minivan conversion van. No, no, you had to help them open the door, you had to close the door. Now, like they can open the door.

They can get in. They can press a little button. The door closes. They can buckle up. You know, you say, man, it was so sweet though. I was sweet. So sweet. Kristen hated it.

Ah, and it had like, ah, it was so sweet. Wait, did she tell you to sell? Um, no, no, she doesn't really care that much. Oh, we should mention very Cavalieri's new season is out. Yeah. Yeah. So your reality television star. Yeah.

We were, we were, I think we were at dinner last night and, uh, like I get, I get recognized now more just for being a reality on a reality show than football. Like the girls come up and they're like, Hey, love you on very Cavalieri. That's so cute. Yeah. I thought you went to the office and really took charge. I mean, that's great. Oh, you fucked those people up when you showed up as boss in the office.

Yeah. I feel bad for some of those people down there. They were so scared of you. There was a few that were like, I've been on the receiving end of that look from you. The maddest you ever were at me was when we were in Montana and we were at a house and they were, they were, so there was a, like a, uh, you could basically tee off. It was like a pitch and putt from the house to about a hundred yards away to a little green and we were playing all day drinking, hitting balls to the, to the, uh,

the green. And at the end of the day, Jay was out grilling and I was like, I'm going to help clean up and I just started fucking firing balls from the green back towards the house and I almost just sculled him with like six golf balls and he was like, big cat, the fuck are you doing? And give me that look. And I was like, okay, I really fucked up this time. So when I saw their look, I was like, I've been there.

It sucks. I know, I know that. I absolutely love your guys relationship where you're like best friends and then you just fuck up royally. Yeah. Oh yeah. All at least once or twice every time. Mess up.

Take me back, Jay. I mean, he's firing golf balls. That's pretty big. I'm not three at me and claiming to be cleaning up. I was cleaning up. Everyone was helping out. Some people doing the dishes. I was just shooting golf balls, picking up and put it in the bucket and bring it

up here. It seemed like a good idea at the time. All right. Well, Jay, thank you. Future quarterback of the New York Jets. Yes. And recurrent guest now. So now you have to come on anytime we ask.

Okay. So you're going to come on when you want to come on again. I'll be in. When are you guys going to Super Bowl? You're going to go to Miami? Just for a couple of days. Okay. Now that's Sunday, I think, right?

Come back on. Yeah. You're going to come a rough and rowdy game Sunday? No, we're going to Sunday before. Oh, as big as you're going to be there. Maybe Wednesday, Thursday, Friday or something. All right. So you're going to come rough and rowdy.

What's Friday night? We're boxing. It's somewhere in Miami. Yeah. We have a fight. Oh, didn't you guys buy that? Yeah. How's that going?

It's awesome. You want a box in it? No. Why not? Can I box? Yes. Yeah. Yeah, you can set that fight up right now.

You beat me. Oh, I don't know. Kicking's allowed. Yeah, we're too tight. If we can't kickbox, obviously, because your right leg is deadly. Dude, he's gone. It's a freaking cannon down here. Do you only work out your right leg?

Yeah, I just do calf raises and leg extensions. The whole right side of his body. Yeah, you get that whole right chain. My left, my right nut is basically down to my knee. My left one's high and tight. All right. Well, then let us know how that A-Rodge text goes. You said you could get them on.

Aaron, you're listening to this right now. We know you are. He might hate you. He probably does, but that's okay. Why are you the bigger man? Why do you think he would hate you? I've said some things. Like what?

I don't know. I've always. What's the worst thing you've ever said? I've always prefaced it with he's a fantastic quarterback, hall fame quarterback. What's the worst thing you ever said about him? He's wished death on him a few times, I think. Yeah, yeah.

Not wished death. That's not bad. It's not death. It's more like it'd be a real shame if you got injured again. Yeah, that's kind of. It'd be a real shame if Shane McClellan walked through that door. And fucked up his shoulder again. Shane McClellan, fucking all time bear just for that.

Yeah, I mean, you didn't do much else. What else? He's got a Super Bowl ring with the Patriots. Yeah, I was I was thinking about that a couple weeks ago, like some of the guys that I've played with and they go to other teams and they just get rings. Yeah, this is bullshit. How does this happen?

What did I do? Someone, some unnamed source sent me a Shane McClellan, like Super Bowl ring picture that was signed by him. I will. I will. I will. I will say he's a great dude. Yeah, nice guy ever and worked, worked his tail off.

So it's well deserved for right. But there are dudes that just go to different teams that are just straight clowns and you're like, how did you stumble into this? Yes, like you guys, obviously. Yeah, right. Exactly. Classic example. We love you.

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Chase Rises in it. The chicks in the office titled it the craziest episode of reality TVC ever. Shut up. So it was quite... No, no, no, actually shut up. Quite an episode apparently. But that wouldn't pucks bad on that, dude.

Yep. What about when David... Pumpkin? What's your name? Slapped her in the face. You're talking about Pumpkin, a real old Seattle. No, you were spat on Pumpkin. Who puck?

What about when CT tried to eat Adam's brains? That's pretty crazy, too. Or when he backpacked Johnny Bananas. Or what about when Hoops... That's what I'm talking about. Yeah, yeah. I'm when Pumpkin spat on Hoops. Oh, that's what...

I know. New York. New York. New York. What about the 28-3 comeback? DNFL is the ultimate reality show. Fact. We ruined it, dude.

We were talking about I Love New York, the greatest reality show of all time. Flavor. Flavor of love. Yes. I Love New York was a spinoff. Yes. I fucking love that show.

Hoops dated Shaq. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Married, I think. Whoa. Maybe. Shaq. Now we're just throwing out allegations.

Yeah, okay. I don't know. Those tabloids, we're always hilarious. Early Ox VH1 reality television show. Oh, Rockabulls. Brett Michaels was like my hero before I realized he was a washed-up. The rehab show, somebody rehab.

He had such a good catchphrase that never really caught on. Brett Michaels just walking around and going, what's the going on? Yeah, Danny Bottaducci just fucking taking vodka to the face every morning. Yeah. He was hardcore.

What about the pickup artist? The mystery. Mystery, yeah. Yeah, to get a girl to like you, tell her that she sucks. Maybe we'll do like a reality... We should have mystery on this show. Early 2000s, reality like

watch party for shows in the summer. We should do that. Okay. We should have maybe like playmakers. Hoops and Shaq. I'm not married. So, by the way, episode six of Playmakers Review coming out next week.

Breaking moves. Pete took... Drew's laughing at that. He doesn't even know what we're talking about. I fucking love this guy. By the way, if you want to watch Drew laugh at her jokes, go to... I already did that.

Oh, you did? Yeah, yeah, that's okay. Want to make sure we got that in there. Pete took Victoria F on a one-on-one date to a surprise Chase Rice concert. Turns out Victoria F dated Chase Rice before coming on the show. Oh, yes.

I mean, our guy Chase, he's like Charles Woodson back in the day. Like, you know, two-thirds of the world is covered by water, one-third by Charles Woodson. Chase Rice is dated like two-thirds of the world. So, I'm not surprised. Two-thirds of the world is covered by water.

The other third is by Chase Rice's ropes. Yes. Let's keep it classy. He's a lover. His semen. No, he is vocal inflection. Yes, he's calm. He's just a good dude.

Pete then took the woman on a group date to the Cleveland Browns Stadium. Oh, Baker was probably there. What's the romantic place on Earth? You think Baker's House? They played a game of tackle football coached by Josh Krebs and Hanford Dixon. Also, I guess on the show,

when Chris Harrison was saying like, all right, everyone, we're going to Cleveland and usually that's where all the girls are like, oh my God, we're so excited. It was just like everyone was just blank face. Like, we're going to Cleveland and they're all just like, oh. I love when they do that. That's an old real-world trick when they would be like,

and your trip is Argentina. And then when you're like, you're going to Yugoslavia. Like, oh, shit. And then Alaya, who you guys remember, got sent on last week. It was of course Alaya. I love Yugoslavia. Was your map from 1987? It was not Yugoslavia anymore?

No. Oh, well, I love where it is now. Respect. Croatia. I was actually in Pennsylvania. I actually did that on purpose so that I wasn't offending a current country. OK.

Didn't want to get canceled. Alaya shows back up and asked Peter. There are a lot of fascists that lived in Yugoslavia. You guys are missing the most important part. Alaya showed up. She got sent home last week, so she's not on the show. They actually had death squads that executed people that were fighting against Nazis.

So this is kind of a pattern for you in today's episode of Big Cat. Alaya, who got sent home last week, shows back up and asked Peter to let her come back in, and he did. The other girls in the house are pissed at Pete, and some threatened to leave. So is this an empty threat, or are they actually going to bounce? I don't know.

This is like a union situation. They're unionizing. The bachelors are unionizing. Potentially. That's what it sounds like. Well, I mean, the whole show is about roses, so they're probably all DSA. True.

I don't get that joke, but I bet you it was a good one. Yeah, it was not great. You've probably noticed some roses on Twitter, in the Twitter. No, you actually probably haven't. Go ahead. That's it. OK. Great.

I mean, that's the worst-slash-best bachelor talk we did. I don't even remember what happened. Alaya. All right, we have a take-quake. Go ahead. Imagine if all the bachelorettes walked out. It'd be crazy. OK, yeah, I do have a take-quake.

This is a good one. So this comes to us from Kent Sterling. His bio on Twitter labels him a celebrant of sports excellence and a life of mistakes. Author of Oops, The Art of Learning from Mistakes and Adventures. So this guy has fucked up so much. He's actually turned it into a career.

His new article is about the Cubs. The Cubs put up netting that go, I guess, all the way down the lines to protect fans from foul balls. Which makes sense, because kids keep getting smoked with foul balls and going to the hospital. It's like, hey, maybe we shouldn't do this. That's loser mentality if you're Kent Sterling. His article was titled, Chicago Cubs

will protect fans too stupid or sluggish to avoid foul balls by extending nets. And so I went to his website. Can I read a little bit of this article here? Sure. Sometimes it is decided that people need to be saved from their own inability to protect themselves, such as the case at Wrigley Field, where

the Cubs will string protective netting beyond where the old bullpens used to be because people are seemingly incapable of shielding themselves from foul balls. Then he goes on to say that there have been 510 fans that have needed assistance after being hit by foul balls just in the last four years. So that's more than one injury per game.

So it has nothing to do with the bats being a weird wood or the balls being juiced or guys being so fucking enormous and hitting screaming line drives down the line. Well, it's sluggishness, right? He'll tell you it's a combination of sluggishness. He says that's a little bit over one injury per game because fans were looking at their smartphones,

talking to each other, or otherwise distracted from the infield action. 100% of those were smartphone action. Stop talking to each other at baseball games. That's his advice to you. And also like kids, I don't know if the kids are on smartphones too, or like, but you know what he probably thinks, he probably just thinks like give everybody gloves.

Yeah, that's the answer to it. Because he said there's there's also the chance young children were hit because parents prioritize sitting close to the field over the desire to protect their kids. Oh, yeah, yeah. Maybe adults unwisely drop the kids and seats closer to the batter than they were.

So it's difficult to catch or deflect foul balls before they struck the youngsters. Whatever the case, it seems personal responsibility is taking a holiday at Wrigley and other major baseball bars. This guy is this guy's trash. I actually reminds me of a sweet meme I saw today. I should have retweeted it when I saw it.

It said there have been zero new sightings of Sasquatch in the last 10 years. And it shows Sasquatch walking in Central Park and then like three people sitting on a bench looking at their phones. Banksy. That's a banksy right there. You idiots.

Oh, actually, here's exactly why he wrote this entire take. I just figured out. Did he get hit with a foul ball and his brain leaked out of his ears? No, I got to this paragraph just now, and it makes total sense. I actually caught a foul ball during batting practice closer to a Cubs vs. Metz game.

Well, my two-year-old son, Ryan, was perched on my shoulders. So he's basically saying he wrote this entire article to brag that parents are capable of protecting kids because he did it even while his kid was on his shoulder. So maybe congratulations to Kent for writing this article about how one time he made a sick catch. Maybe this is like the old gun debate. We need to arm the teachers.

We just need to have Kent Sterling go and play defense at every stadium in America. Or we arm everyone that's in attendance so they can shoot the ball out of the air when she got him. That's perfect. Just give everybody else a bat to hit the ball back onto the field. The ball's always live. Also, a little nugget here about Kent Sterling's website.

He's got a section for sports, section for media, section for opinion, and then a section for truth. So that's a strong move to put out of truth. I would like to see the first thing out of truth. It also implies that everything else on your website isn't truth. The featured story, Chicago Cubs, will protect you. Oh, that's truth?

That's under truth. Big 10 basketball is a crapshoot. That actually is a Big 10 fan. That is very much a truth. So let's shoot craps to determine where Indiana and Purdue will finish. OK. I like that.

So he actually brings out dice. Perfect. Peyton Ramsey enters the transfer of Indiana football. Truth. Truth. All these are truth. All right, Hank, do you have guys on chicks for us? Yes, have some guys on chicks.

We also have some questions for Donna and Hyman. Oh, Hyman Roth. What's up, guys? They're just an investor, a retired investor. I'm going to a wedding with my boyfriend this year for one of his friends. They aren't super close. And I actually can't.

Are people getting married? The no. Oh, I was just saying that's weird to get married. The boyfriend married in the groom. Got it. It might be an arranged marriage. Yeah. And I actually casually hooked up with the guy in college.

Am I obligated to tell my boyfriend, or can I keep that information to myself? I would tell him, just in case somehow someone in the friend group lets that slide. Let's not. Maybe in like a speech or something. That would ruin the wedding. Yeah.

Also, it's kind of a sick flex. You just feel like, by the way, that guy that thinks he's in love with her fucked him first. Actually, that's a tough one. You should then, the guy's going to be thinking about it the whole time. Yeah. My real answer, my real answer, that's a good, very good option.

Yeah, just don't go to the wedding. Or just stay in the toilet in the bathroom while you're at the wedding. My real answer would be, no, you don't need to share. But it's way worse if someone says, hey, didn't you guys hook up at the wedding? That conversation probably isn't going to happen at a wedding. When you run out of shit to talk about it,

that weird table with like the mishmash, because he's not a close friend. So he's going to be at that weird table, mishmash of people, like maybe a couple random cousins. That's like, how do you know him? Oh, I don't know. Better safe than sorry. Why don't you get on the mic right after the made of honor

speech and let everyone in the wedding know. That way, there's no confusion. And what if he's going to jump with like two girls in his life and he says that, like you're the only other one of ever. That, though, makes me think like there actually is no worse feeling than going to a wedding and realizing that you're at the oddball table. And like you sit down and no one knows, no couple

knows the other couples. And you're like, OK, so they just ran out of room and they threw us all here. Hey, guys, especially drug guy PFT. My boyfriend and I have been dating for four years. And whenever I bend over, he comes up from behind and acts like he's humping me. He does this two to three times a day.

We have sex. So that is not the issue. Is this something other guys do or should I bring up with him? Thanks. Correct. Every guy does this. Every guy. It's just it's natural.

It's like combing your hair. Yep. Ever been to a dog park? Same thing. Speaking of which, Stella gets humps and tries to get humps. Like other dogs want to hump still all the time. Speaking of which, I think something's distracted. Which she put after.

My brother got a puppy. He asked about the elements of provocation. Yeah, named Mookie. I was distracted. Wait, didn't they trade him? Should I be good puppy name? Should I be concerned? I guess.

I don't think he's named because he's a diehard. What is Mookie? Mookie Betz is on the fucking Tampa Bay Rays next year. Or the Yanks. You'd be like, well, yeah, this is Mookie. Yeah, that's a good. I don't think that's OK. All right.

I don't think you need to justify naming a puppy Mookie. Maybe he should cover all his bases and buy a couple of Mookie Playlock jerseys, just so. People are like, oh, that was that Mookie. I got a question for you as kind of personal. But since we're doing guys on chicks. No, I don't think it's herpes. OK.

Well, yeah, I didn't tell you which Simplex. OK. There are two. Leroy's never humped anything or a dog. Oh. Is Leroy. Verge. Is Leroy asexual?

Verge. He's never even tried. Oh, he's probably too big. He's too busy and too busy trying to get scoops. Yeah, that's true. Yeah, he's married to the game. Yeah. The only thing that gets his rocket going anymore

is just firing off the tweet. Breaking a transfer portal. Hey, guys, my husband and I went to a housewarming party this past weekend. And all of a sudden, he and two other guys got into this heated argument. I went over to ask what the argument was about. And my husband said it was a question

if you would rather have the Super Bowl be on a Saturday or have Super Bowl Monday be a national holiday so you don't have to go to work the day after the Super Bowl. It's like as soon as he's in the Shiites. My husband says you're a big football guy, so I thought I would get your opinion on this. Definitely the holiday. A Monday off?

That's a no-brainer. If you can choose, do you get Monday off or you just have a regular weekend? Absolutely Monday off. Now, the real question is, would you rather move Super Bowl Sunday off of Sunday to Saturday, knowing that you'll never get Monday off? So it's either keep it on Super Bowl Sunday,

no Monday off, or move it to Saturday. I'm willing to do that. I'll make the grand bargain and say yes, I think that it's a pipe dream to say that we're going to get that Monday off. You don't think it will be a little weird? No, because you've already got the Super Bowl Saturday? No, because you've already got the greatest holiday

of all time, President's Day later on that month where you get the Monday off. I don't think we're going to get two Mondays off for the same month. Did you see we actually get that off, for sure? Yeah. It was crazy. That's absurd.

Yeah, I saw an email and I was like, what? We've never had one. Finally. Yeah. Finally, we can respect the President's. Lincoln and Washington. And go buy a car at a great rate. You only respect two of the Presidents, right?

Lincoln and Washington is who you celebrate on that day. Correct. OK. Buy a mattress, buy a car, get some furniture. Question for Donna, how many steaks do you think Andy Reed could have eaten in the amount of time? You spent at media day? Seven.

It also depends on what cut if we're talking New York strip, if we're talking ribeye or porterhouse. If it's a New York strip, no bone, probably at least seven. Yeah. Because we were there for, what, about half hour? Yeah. 45 hour. Yeah.

He strikes me as a guy that goes about five, six minutes to take. That was just three different times, we said. My question is, two and a half to two and a half. My question is, how long did PFT's costume take only because I know big catchers had to not sharpie his hair for a couple of days? That's not true.

So while my costume didn't look drastically different, first of all, we didn't get kicked out because of my costume. We got kicked out because of our terrible credentials. Right. They just had to wash your hair, the pre-existing die out. That was a little bit of a fucked up moment when, on Sunday, we put on the costume. Because you guys had to get made up on Sunday night

to take the pictures. Right. And that Sunday morning before I got on the plane, I had dyed the gray out. And then they put it back in. But you guys can attest, I had to sit in that chair and not move for like two hours. I know whether it looks great or not.

I don't know, but it was a long process. Not as long as PFT's, but it was a long process. I kept them asked, by the way. We're not cut out for that, by the way. Like, we couldn't, the whole time I was like, this sucks. They actually told me I was one of the best people they've ever worked with because I was able to be so focused and follow instructions.

There you go. All right, this will be the last one. Donna and Hyman lovers. No, they do a podcast together. I'm breaking up with you. Yes, you saw me grab those tits. We have a complicated history. I mean, they have a complicated history.

Correct. It was very, I was trying to get to the bottom of it and there was just no, it didn't quite add up. I told you, the summer of 1970, or 67. Two old people, guy and girl hanging out, but there's no. It was a summer of love. Yeah.

You don't count the people that you have sex with in the summer of love in your total number. It was a different time. We were only 78 that year. Right. That's it. All right, we'll see everyone on Friday. Super Bowl preview.

Get ready. Our picks, we will reveal our picks. Everyone's been waiting for them. Yeah, everyone has been waiting. We are gonna move the lines, baby. The Italian Super Bowl pick is coming up. Get your bed in now because the lines are going to move. I've been saying a different pick every single show

that I'm on, so that way I'll have a lot of good tape out there. Yeah, I like both teams. Love you guys. Sheesh. 別zenia. She! Sheesh!

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