Pardon My Take - Jay Glazer, Corona Quarantine, NFL Free Agency And Love Is Blind Recap (Eps 1-5)
Episode Date: March 16, 2020The Coronavirus Pandemic has the sports world going stir crazy for NFL Free Agency. Ryan Tannehill and Tom Brady update. (2:15-18:08) What we're going to do without sports. (18:09-26:13) Who's back of... the week including Rick Pitino, the big cock fake link guy, and Big Cat's idea to save sports in a future pandemic. (26:14-42:50) Jay Glazer joins the show to talk NFL Free Agency, MVP, and the wild house party with Sly Stallone, Guy Fieri, and Al Pacino. (45:31-1:30:17) Sabermetrics (1:33:45-1:37:09) and Love Is Blind recap episodes 1-5, the reality television show we all love to hate. (1:37:10-2:01:35)You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake
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On today's part of my take, we have Jay Glazer in studio.
We did it a few days ago, about a week ago.
Great interview.
I don't think we actually said anything
that would be ruined topically by the NFL,
except for the fact that the CBA has been signed,
which we will get to that.
And he gave us his hot tips
on where Tom Brady is actually gonna land.
So be sure to listen to him, make some guarantees.
Yes, yes, we have that.
We have Corona virus has taken over the world
and our lives have changed and we will discuss that.
We have who's back of the week.
We have a recap of Love Is Blind episodes one through five,
the show that we all are going to watch
during this Corona virus quarantine
and we're all gonna hate,
but we're gonna recap the first five episodes.
If you didn't watch it yet,
we will do it at the end of the episode
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Today is Monday, March 16th.
How's your bracket looking, big cat?
Brackets are out.
I am, listen, we got a lot to get to.
But I'll just say this.
I was so sad so many different times this weekend
just thinking every two hours I'd be like,
oh this is, oh the Big Ten semi-final is about to start.
Oh, the Big Ten Championship's about to go on.
The ACC Championship game is happening right now
in Greensboro.
Oh, Kentucky's about to play
in the SEC Championship game.
Oh, they're about to play the Big Ten Championship game
and the winner's gonna sit there with the trophy
for the brackets to come out.
This weekend is the weekend that you always
just turn on your television, you leave it on for 48 hours
and you just hear the squeaking of shoes nonstop.
And we missed out on that.
Actually, if they'd played the tournaments with no fans,
the squeaking of shoes would have been incredible.
Yes.
And you could hear like the coaches cussing out the refs.
It would be great.
You get, it'd be like a Gallagher performance
in the front row getting splashed
with Sean Miller's sweat through your television.
There was a moment on Saturday where I was like,
I just don't know if I'm gonna make it.
I don't know if I have the fight in me.
I don't know if I have the fight in me
to fight this no sports.
We're not even talking about the coronavirus right now.
Just the no sports.
I don't know if I have the fight.
We'll find out.
It's gonna be a daily struggle.
I said to you guys before this show,
I think it will get better after two weeks
when we aren't in the March Madness zone.
But Thursday morning, I'm gonna need you all to text me
and check in, check in with your friends,
make sure they're okay because that's gonna be
a tough one for me to wake up.
Yeah, I've officially lifted the ban on sober October
until the tournament starts.
That's fair.
Because yeah, if there's a time where we will need alcohol
as a society, it's right now,
I can't imagine getting through this next couple of weeks
without sports sober the entire time.
But you know what?
This is where they separate them in from the boys.
We persevere.
And actually, in this case,
it's better to be a boy than like a very full grown.
Yes, an older man.
I also keep going back to this.
We will someday look back and be like,
hey, remember the year where we just didn't have
March Madness?
That put everything into perspective
that the perspective being,
we need March Madness so, so badly to survive.
It is the Ides of March today too.
It's the 15th.
So can I-
The 16th.
Well, it's 15th right now.
16th for people listening.
Can I brighten your day?
Well, Hank's gonna edit this together real quick
and get it out before midnight.
On the 15th.
Yeah, on the 15th.
I'll brighten your day real quick.
NFL Free Agency going on this plan.
Yes.
It turns out you don't need to be able to travel to places
to be like, yeah, that guy who I have all this film on,
he's good, I want to give him millions of dollars
to play for my team.
We can do that via, it's like telehealth.
It's incredible what we've done with it.
It's great that the NFL was like,
hey, the whole world is shutting down.
Here's our opportunity to basically dominate
every single storyline.
And I actually do appreciate it,
because like I said on Friday,
we need Tom Brady to wait as long as possible.
He needs to draw this thing out.
We need a situation where we can have something
to talk about every single day.
Because eventually we're gonna get to like,
you know, some team signed like a linebacker
that no one ever saw play
and try to talk yourself into that being a big time.
Like Nick Kukowski, the Bears probably aren't
gonna resign him.
That's gonna be a big free agency story in three weeks.
Can we think about how all the team owners,
all the agents out there,
their sole focus right now is on football.
There's absolutely nothing else going on.
I predict that just out of sheer boredom
from some of these owners and GMs,
there are gonna be some crazy trades that happen.
There are some crazy signings
that you don't necessarily think would happen,
but they're just gonna happen
because the other owners and the other GMs are just like,
we need some action going on.
I'm bored.
Let's fucking pick up the phone
and make some weird arrangements.
Yeah, the Jets and the Colts, I feel like,
are the two teams that are gonna be like,
we need to, and the Red Sniper, for sure.
We need to win the coronavirus quarantine.
We're gonna win this off-season.
Yeah, because it is the most important off-season
that has ever taken place in NFL history.
If you need a leader who is an expert
on how to deal with infectious disease outbreaks
in your locker room, Greg Sciano, he can be had,
just make a phone call to her Rutgers.
He's got Rutgers on quarantine.
Greg Sciano is the leader that we need
to lead us through this dark period.
Him and Coach O who gave a great public service announcement.
And it's like, I think he just killed the coronavirus.
It was the first time I felt like, hey, you know what?
We're gonna be okay.
We're all gonna be okay.
He demonstrated the dab cough?
Yes.
The only concern was he did not end it with Go Tigers.
So I heard, I heard through our sources
that he might have said Go Tigers immediately
after off-camera to kind of end it,
but knowing the moment,
because Coach O knows the moment.
He's not gonna say Go Tigers on a very serious issue,
but he might have turned to our friend and said Go Tigers
just so that it was officially,
that statement is stamped.
It's almost like the Notary public, like boom.
That's like, yeah, like when we're doing interviews,
you're like, do I need to clap?
And I say, no.
And then you go three, two, one.
Yeah, so he did the Go Tigers off-screen.
So it is officially that is in the, you know,
Library of Congress or wherever they keep everything.
Every Twitter video.
Yes, I'm sure it is.
That has been documented.
It will go to Mars when we send
all of the best parts of our society.
That's it.
I need Odell Beckham Jr.
to just wander through every emergency room in Ohio
just handing doctors $100 bills.
He should do it.
Just tip him.
He should do it.
Actually, Odell Beckham, like he,
we talked about Rudy Gobert on Friday,
but he definitely would have been
the Rudy Gobert of NFL.
You think he would have gotten the coronavirus?
Well, he would have done something stupid beforehand.
He's probably, yeah, he would have gone on a boat
and taken a cruise.
He would have gone to Yacht Week
and taken a cruise off the coast of Italy
and brought it back.
He would have caught a touchdown
and put on a mask and gloves and then like,
wait, where'd you get that?
Like, oh, actually I just got it
from like the training staff
who got it from a hospital.
Whoops, now I have coronavirus.
He definitely would play with like a supreme branded
surgical mask underneath this helmet and get fined for it.
Yes.
All right, so free agency.
It's starting it Wednesday,
but that means it really starts on Monday.
Legal tampering starts at noon.
We did have news though.
Ryan Tannehill got paid and it was,
I'm very happy that when we have these weird times
that no one knows what's going on,
we can always still have the same reaction
to mediocre quarterbacks getting a lot of money
and everyone flipping out
and then them showing the actual deal and it's like,
oh, it's like a two year deal for like 60 million.
Which is still a lot of money.
Yeah, but when you throw in the signing bonus,
like, I actually think, and whenever this happens,
I learned my lesson when Jay Cutler signed a seven year deal
and everyone made fun of me and all the,
and everyone made fun of the bears across the country.
And like seven years and you're like,
no, you don't understand, it's a three year deal.
It's a three year deal.
It's like when the KHL signed Koval Chuck
to like a 25 year deal for like a hundred million dollars.
Right, well, those are guaranteed.
So those are a little different.
But in the KHL?
Oh, not the KHL.
Well, the KHL, I don't know how they work,
they're guaranteed.
I think it's just like if Putin likes you,
he gives you that credit card.
Depends on the oil or oligarchy
that's running your team.
But so I actually don't hate this deal
and everyone flipped out because they saw four years,
118 million.
That is always just a PSA for free agency.
The first numbers that are reported
are always the agent numbers.
The agent gets their flex.
The agent can go around and be like,
I got Ryan Tannill, 118 million dollars.
How it actually works out is he's getting
17 and a half this year, 24 and a half next year,
29 in 2022, but they can cut him in 2021 if they want to.
Right.
And then 27 and a half in 2023.
It's a two year deal.
If it gets to the fourth year,
they're gonna restructure it.
It's essentially, they've franchised tagged
Ryan Tannill for two years on this
and probably saved a little bit of money
on a two year franchise tag.
So it's not bad because Tannill,
he is who he is by this point.
Ryan Tannill is exactly the type of quarterback
that Mike Vrable likes.
The guy that's just gonna do barely enough
to not fuck things up and hopefully a little bit extra.
He had a couple of games this year
that he actually threw the ball really, really well.
Yo, he was great.
But overall, Ryan Tannill is gonna be
a slightly above average quarterback
and you can win with Ryan Tannill
if you've got Derek Henry coming back on a tag
and a good defense.
That's the important part, what you just said,
because it's not, everyone will say to themselves,
well, Ryan Tannill just got franchised tag for two years,
but he didn't because the Titans
get to keep their franchise tag.
And this move to me is in conjunction
with keeping Derek Henry.
Because if you didn't do this,
you probably wouldn't have paid,
you wouldn't be able to franchise tag,
you wouldn't be able to use that
as leverage for Derek Henry.
And Ryan Tannill, he played well enough this past year.
I mean, he won two road playoff games
against, you know, the Patriots and the Ravens.
So I think he threw like a grand total.
Doesn't matter, doesn't matter, Joe Flacco.
Although Joe Flacco played great in the playoffs.
That's a bad analogy.
No, but he, but he still, no, no, he still was,
he still was, he's the quarterback.
It's the same thing where you have to have everything
around you great to be good.
You have everything around you to be great
to be good.
Joe Flacco's his post season that one year was incredible.
It was incredible.
Tannill, but he wasn't, he was not better than Joe Flacco
was a friend of mine.
Ryan Tannill is no Joe Flacco.
Joe Flacco was not a franchise quarterback
that deserve that kind of money.
But when you are good right before you need to get paid,
you kind of have to take the gamble on.
Timing is 90% of life.
And with Ryan Tannill, he gives a lot of hope
to a lot of people out there that are average
at their jobs, get hot at the right time
and then absolutely cash.
Correct.
So that is Joe Flacco.
And he's done it twice.
Right.
In that respect, he is Joe Flacco.
He's actually better at getting contracts
than Joe Flacco.
This is the second big contract that he's had
in addition to that first round draft pick contract
that he had way back in the day.
He's made a shitload of money.
His wife is going to get to buy a ton more AR-15s
to lose in the backseat of rental cars.
It's just a win-win for the Tannill household.
He was statistically the best quarterback in the NFL
past like when he started for the Titans
for the rest of the season.
Like I'm just talking about statistically now.
Like obviously Patrick Mahomes got hurt
and was out for a little bit,
but he was incredible for that run.
And guess what?
You got to take the risk
that he's going to still be that guy.
He is now officially the highest paid wide receiver
in the NFL history.
There we go.
Perfect.
Ryan Tannill.
So that's basically the news.
So when Tannill signed this contract.
Patriots re-signed Devin McCordy and Matthew Slater.
Oh nice.
The twins are staying together.
But with Tannill signed this contract with Tennessee,
it is also another Domino that falls in Tom Brady saga.
And the 49ers said that they were not interested
in Tom Brady.
Wait, breaking news, breaking news.
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I just got a text from our friend John Rosting,
a few good men is on BBC right now.
Okay.
Thought that was about to be Brady breaking the news.
Well, it's just if you are somehow listening
to us live right now, a few good men's on.
You can't handle the truth.
My favorite people in the entire world are the people that see Jack Nicholson's character
and they're like, yeah, that's a good motherfucker.
That's what I want to base my leadership style off of.
But yeah, so Brady is...
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Good job.
Brady's not going to the Titans.
He's been turned down by both the Titans and the 49ers.
You have to wonder what, what toll this is taking on Tom Brady's psyche to not be the
most wanted girl at the dance anymore.
Hank?
gonna to him it's just gonna fuel his fire people think he's washed up they
think he doesn't have it anymore he's not worth the money so this is this
entire agency was basically just like going back in time and being the
hundred and ninety ninth pick again pretty much I like that yeah that is
actually good mode we need he should do an updated picture of himself wearing
underwear standing in front of a whiteboard yeah and it's not it's not
like a Dwayne Wayne situation where the Patriots the Patriots are gonna pay him
good money yeah they will unless the Bucks who are seem to be the last but I
don't see I don't see if it's anywhere even remotely close like the Bucks would
have to overpay him so so so much for him to go there but there's no state
income tax there I don't think you do you think Hank but you were just talking
about they'd have to pay him more money that would be a significant that would
be like and we're in a recession more money every dollar counts yeah but do
you want to live in Tampa Bay during the recession do you want would you rather
live in Tampa Florida or the king or Boston you can be the king boss of Tampa
the king of Tampa gets all the strippers yeah he'd be hanging out with
Hulk Hogan and if I'm Tom Brady's agent Don Yee I would absolutely make the case
that Tom Brady is probably the least likely quarterback to contract the
coronavirus because he drinks so much water mm-hmm and he's elongated his
he's trained his DNA to elongate when it gets attacked by the coronavirus Hank are
you is there a world that you think they said that the Titans were never fully
interested outside of a couple of casual conversations do you think if that
video doesn't go live where it shows Julian Edelman and Tom Brady Face
Timing with Mike Rabel that he might have signed with the Titans but they were
like well now it's gonna be tampering so we can't do it no okay next question
you just ask about the highlights do you think he there's any truth to the
rumor that he wanted to go to the 49ers the 49ers said no to him no I think that
is crazy to me because the 49ers have they can walk away from Jimmy G if they
wanted to well I think it's not that crazy because Kyle Shanahan doesn't need
a big shot quarterback to win like his system is so good right that remember
when Nick Mullins came in a couple years ago like and they went won two games
yeah but still Mullins played well correct better than you would think
especially for for some guy that was coming off the street essentially so
like his system is good enough where you don't have to be a superstar to be
effective and to make it work Jimmy Garoppolo wasn't great this year and they
got to the Super Bowl but I think you probably win the Super Bowl with Tom
Brady now that's an interesting question I agree I think they would have won
that Super Bowl so that's why forever but Hank what if it was Tom Brady and the
49ers against Jimmy G and the Patriots wow mmm freaky Friday Jimmy G and the
Patriots with that game exactly so that's that's my and then you would be
like fuck Jimmy G is a Super Bowl winning quarterback yeah but at that
point Brady would be gone so it's like we're gonna alternate reality where it's
like we're moving forward without a pretty less universe but that's not gonna
happen I would I would imagine this news today makes you feel more confident I
have never not been confident I don't know until like the season starts or
there's anything other than fucking Jeff Darlington being like oh I'm not
Hank I'm not worried hey that word as a podcast we've always said he's going back
to the Patriots the box the box helps us what about the Colts no way Bruce
Arians quarterback was never if Brady is real pissed you saw it you would
definitely go to the Colts and just piss him off yeah but he's he hates the
Colts to like they did that the Brady and Peyton thing he was still chirping
about them pumping a noise Steven Che that that shit is not that he holds that
right also the Colts snitched on him for deflating football sure Stephen Che
did say who's our colleague and number one bucks fan in the entire world said
tomorrow's a big day for him Brady and then equals sign the forward arrow
whatever greater than to the box so he's basically saying it's happening well I
had a source excuse me Leroy had a source with the box we almost slept that
he had a physical that was gonna be scheduled in Tampa Bay on Monday if that
happens the world has handled that that the the Rona well we don't know if he
canceled because the Rona are if he canceled because he was no longer
interested in the Buccaneers if he goes to the box the world is ending
Bob it just coughed dude I told you the world's Bubba should we talk about that
real quick let's just put it this way we're discussing before the show that
the shaming of youths across America going out to bars over the weekend is
actually a good thing it's good that it's bad that people went out this weekend
but it's good that they did because the messaging has been so bad about
coronavirus that finally I think people are waking up and being like oh this is
serious let's take it seriously this is the world that we live in in 2020 where
it's more of a threat to kids the fact that they might get shamed online and
dragged yeah then it is that they might get sick and then kill their grandparents
yes it's like okay I can deal with losing Nana but on the other hand my cloud
if my cloud if I if I lose followers over there that's probably worse the
boomer-remover my grandpa and my grandparents going viral in all the
worst ways could you imagine if people stop watching my tiktoks yeah can't
have that this is the oldest we've ever sounded yeah um no I I understand what
we're actually do you think it's good that like it it's obviously bad that
people didn't take it seriously because you look at Italy and you're like well
that looks like us right now but it does feel like everyone has finally woken up
to it and been like this might be different than the ones in the past yeah
let's start taking precautions let's practice social distancing which I have
been practicing ever since I moved to the city of New York City I was just like
I haven't been going out forever so I'm good at social distance distancing what
do you think people should be doing like watching Netflix love is blind yeah
I do games so there needs to be some sort of live sports on television because
that's going to help so much with social distancing if there's some if we
can just watch a game at night as opposed to going out somewhere more people
will take the easy way out and be like yep you know what I'm not leaving my
couch do you know what we should bring back see a chug send a chug wasn't that
a thing like five years ago would you send a chug to someone on FaceTime no
you know on snapchat I think it was snapchat but you also do on Twitter snap
I just chug and then you got a chug but we're never getting near each other yeah
but then you go viral and once you get drunk you want to go out yeah okay so
maybe just see one chug send one chug okay yeah I could get down with that or
we got to make something that makes it cool to be inside okay here's what it is
I'm ready for this I this is actually what I've been preparing for for a year
unintentionally you remember when I went to Hong Kong and I met all those teens
those drugs no I'm not talking about that part when I went to Hong Kong and I
hung out with those teens in that park with that one drunk teen was like no I'm
seebs bro and I was like what's what do you mean it seems yeah it's an acronym
that stands for can't even be fucked meaning like I'm just gonna chill I'm
seebs on my couch the CDC needs to encourage America's youths to just be
seebs we're seebs that's what we're doing it's not quarantining it's not social
distancing America you're just seebs right are you worried at all that when
you tried to make seebs a thing it didn't catch on the first time no it did
just amongst much younger and cooler people than we not in America yeah not
in America it's already global it's a make it viral no pun intended here like
let's practice big cat what you want to come out on Friday we're gonna head to a
rooftop bar and bump and grind on each other now I got a nine-month-old dude
okay what so what does that mean are you coming out no I'm gonna be hanging with
him what is that what's what is hanging with the kid me dad seebs seebs you're
wait what are you gonna see that sounds cool as fuck big cat what does seebs
mean it means you just have a kid and you hang out with them all right cool me
too I'm seebs this weekend also see that's pretty awesome how do you do
fellow kids we're seebs and we're seebs we're just all gonna be dads by seebin
just invent that you have a child that you have to take care yeah it's a great
excuse it's a great excuse so yeah we need to make quarantine quarantining
cool so we got to figure out a way to just have every all the kids be like hey
this is cool actually to not go out do you think it's gonna happen see no we're
gonna have to shut everything down yeah everything's getting shut down yep gonna
be a lot of corona babies in about nine months shutting the whole fucking thing
to imagine if that was that would actually be so awesome if all the like
20 year olds just had kids it's gonna happen it's absolutely happening in a
recession yeah nine months when their parents are dead from coronavirus they're
gonna be a lot of they have no wonder a lot of pregos safety net at the
Thanksgiving great year last week of November first week of December 2020
shitload of kids are gonna get born and you know what the stores are gonna run
out of condoms people are gonna run out of prescription for birth control yeah
it's coming yeah right nerds I use stores are already out of magnums which is
really impacted me and yeah so I'm probably gonna have a kid soon so all
right so yeah Rona can't buy the normal ones stay inside I don't know what we
might have to we might be skipping to Skype shows soon a Snapple bottle yours
is not I'm just saying like dick is like no I'm just saying like Magnum's are
already sold out there's a shortage right ironically right Magnum's you have
them all I stockpile them all um yeah I am that hoarder with a like an entire
rise just filled with Magnum con it is fascinating to watch like the human
nature at work with this entire thing where people still go out and then that
one guy in Tennessee who hoarder to everything and thought he was just being
entrepreneur yes like what the fuck what is your problem you're actively
killing people yeah like no no I'm just no I'm just my business yeah yeah no it
is yeah big picture thing yeah we don't go down that road um we do have a
chart though I saw the chart on Friday we have a chart so I feel like I know
this sounds very stupid but the minute you put a chart in my face that's like
yes no do you have coronavirus yes go to the hospital no you're cool to just
chill I'm like you know what I think we got this thing handled and and no big
deal but President Trump art of the deal the fuck out of Google he just he said
they're gonna build us website using 1700 engineers was like well and then
they're like okay I guess yeah I guess we have to because everyone's gonna shame
us now yeah it's art of the deal I said earlier it's like the Scott's Tots
episode except it actually works yeah he just declared something that he wanted
to happen and then eventually it did happen so we're gonna be okay should we
do some who's back of the week by the way Barstow gold comm slash PMT if you
want to watch this we say say what you want about Donald Trump but he what he
did was he designed an effective website in his own brain he's like what would be
good to have oh yeah site that people can see if they're sick or not and then
they can get immediately tested and get directed to a testing clinic he made all
that up in his brain and said it was going to he's a web designer he should
have just designed yeah yeah he should learn to code yes he is he is the guy he
is basically Steve Jobs yeah that's no no different Bill Gates and Apple Tim
Apple he's all those guys pets.com more pets.com probably yeah than anything
all right Hank go ahead who's back of the week my who's back of the week is my
fire game of thrones takes yes so I was doing nothing this weekend tried to
watch good job Hank tried to watch love is blind couldn't couldn't really couldn't
really do it was thinking of something else to watch thought about game of
thrones was like fuck that and so I tweeted that the AC was so insultingly
bad that people about to be locked in their houses for weeks on end and no
one's gonna rewatch game of thrones mm-hmm someone screenshot it put it on
reddit and now it's like the number two trending topic on reddit so here's here's
my thing is I never watch game of thrones except for the last season I
watched the recap twice the 15-minute recap so I can go back and watch game
of thrones for the first time which I'm looking like a genius I'm not having
watched it two years ago yes I'm legit jealous I'm not though that's kind of
my point though where it's like I guess and I don't know it's one of those
things you love the show I love the show I rewatch it like three or four times
before the season end but it's like you rewatch it and the things that you like
about it you're like oh I wonder what's gonna happen I want to pretend I never
know what happens at the end and it's so bad and nothing pays off it just it
sucks just like I rewatch I rewatched Narcos good show first season show yeah
show because it ended you're like oh I know I'm not a reading though yeah but
I didn't mind that okay I bought a book you did yeah what you do is a power shift
no I stand on it to look taller nice camera good no it's I own power shift so
probably read that mm-hmm I bought a book called to end all wars it's like a
history of World War one and it's thick as hell I want page like 75 and it
still hasn't gotten to the war yet so I feel like that's gonna take that's like
a week worth of my time out there I have a confession yeah I'm never really
confessed as publicly oh good I did the same thing that you did with Game of
Thrones with Breaking Bad and I've never really watched that show ever Hank
you should watch it watch it it's the best show of all time yeah go do it I
think I think I will all right great I'm I'm very jealous of anyone who's like oh
I wonder what the wires like or Sopranos you could watch the prano's
do great tell us when you start I've got all the DVDs for for the wire but I
don't have a DVD player anymore so if anyone wants to buy it I got you I got
you got it you got to connect thank you want to buy it for me no I've seen the
wire I rewatched the wire recently too all right 50 who's your also DVDs what
the what the fuck would why did we go I'm trying I'm trying to get rid of you
actually now owning a DVD makes you most susceptible to the coronavirus it
makes me target puts a target on my back now have to isolate my who's back to the
week is rugby big time rugby's back it's the only game in town the Super League
rugby was going this weekend in South Africa in Australia in New Zealand the
games are all being played as scheduled there no fans basically in attendance
but it's awesome to watch it's the only sport going on and the NRL is trying to
get on ESPN since there are no sports at all being played so they don't care
about the health of their athletes I guess it's not as big a problem in
Australia Tom Hanks well they're convicts is their crowd so small that it's not
a concern they're banning people and I love how Hank's I love how Hank's
saying that yeah in Australia doesn't have people that go to watch it yeah are
they still doing Aussie rules football the games aren't played in the United
States Hank the games are played in Australia questions where they're like
will that go to it people care yeah people care so it's the only game in town
is rugby league Aussie rules football I don't know what the Aussie rules football
is doing there's a different sport entirely that game you know that rugby is
way ten times better than Aussie rules you know that yeah like so so yeah it's
no longer the sport of the future it is now the sport of now what's that gonna
do to the apocalypse what's that gonna do to you when they have this on ESPN and
people still would rather watch like the Big East tournament from 2006 that's
that's your prerogative you can live with your head in the sand I don't
understand if it's like a programming thing but the fact that ESPN and all
these people like haven't really been replaying like I don't get it yeah it's
insane to me I don't like is that like a licensing thing or like ESPN classic you
would think they would just unload all of that onto ESPN you like my idea I
think I did solve the pandemic so my idea is that every single year going
forward and I wish someone had thought of this 15 years ago but every single
team in every major sport maybe not football probably be hard for football
yeah although we did just add a 17th game so we could probably get that past
pretty easily just just instead of a now you can test positive for Coke and
marijuana yes absolutely that's I love that the NFL is essentially like how
many drugs can we let everyone do to just keep adding games there's actually
the worst kind of drug because they're all gonna get more they start just
inventing drugs that are gonna come out soon that have been I they're like hey
when this mix of ketamine and heroin comes out you're gonna be allowed to do
it dude they man that marijuana that was a big chip marijuana was a big chip you
add four more teams to the playoffs will let you smoke crack it was like
insane how's that the whole CBA and being like wait so what did players get
oh they got they got to rip the bong yeah okay cool but yeah so my idea is
every single sport outside of football every single year teams have to play
one secret game a year that no one will talk about will sign NDAs in case of like
this where sports just stop we can play it and now you might be like well who
cares like of a random game think about being able to just pull up all of a
sudden you're watching MJ in the bulls in their prime and you're like that game
never existed until I'm just watching it now or Shaq in his prime or even have
Tiger Woods if you had Tiger Woods play 18 holes at Augusta and he did it in 2002
and you get to just watch it mm-hmm it would be incredible that yeah there
should absolutely be a secret stash of games out there that are ready never
been a case of an emergency yes but the only problem with that ideas and it's a
great idea but I feel like America would definitely have broken into that
secret stash in times we didn't need to yeah we so we need to have so be like
the day after the all-star game in baseball okay when there's no sports on
there's like WNBA and I that's probably the only thing that's on and every year
we would just be like let's come on we need something well it wouldn't be the
worst to break out one every now and then maybe we'll have Pete Prisco be like
the cop in charge because he would never let people random people would tweet him
all the time he just block it just be like see you yeah we're not gonna listen
that yeah oh you oh you want to you want to watch like Dante Colpepper
throw passes to Randy Moss see ya what about the end of the Heidi game has that
ever been broadcast on television think about how many times you we will be in
the playoffs of the sport and be like man I wish this was an eight game playoff
yeah just have those two teams play again you know what they should do or
you like inner squad scrimmages yes yeah you know Michael Jordan bulls
inner squad scrimmages yeah and just have it be like no one has ever seen it
you can set a line on it like god damn it I got really sad when I thought of
this idea and then I started thinking about like I was even thrown out like
imagine if you just had like Randy Johnson and Ken Griffey Jr. being like
in their prime go let's just watch them you know be you know be great if every
single major sport in America had a third-place game every year but the third
place game was that game yeah that was just never broadcast and that's the
NDA game every year that'd be great you have like a bogey sash of great teams
yes with iconic players playing against each other you don't know what happens
and in a situation like this where we need something on TV to encourage us to
not go out in public that is the perfect time to the Titans are playing the
Packers on Sunday afternoon watching we've never seen it I've never seen it
from three months ago imagine if they did for fight imagine if we have Mike
Tyson every year just knocking someone out so good fuck someone come up with
this idea or someone execute this idea then give us money they did did you see
that they did the people are kind of bullying ESPN and pushing up the bulls
documentary last dance which would be great apparently it's really really good
yes very good bleep out the name of the network that it's on a Netflix Netflix
yeah it's on Netflix yes it'll watch it on Netflix um all right we have oh my
who's back of the week Twitter threads yes neither one of you is gonna do it
what Ricky what Tina oh go I own a big I own a fan yeah damn Rick I was gonna be
one of you quarantine you can't keep Rick Pettino in quarantine he's okay he's
gonna box out of it so fast he came back from Greece and so he is ready to get
I mean he's going to be at a power five school and within three years to he's
probably has some I think there are some sanctions that follow him really yeah I
think so yeah nothing there's like unresolved and yeah I think I think that's
why that's why he left he still has to sit down with the NCAA and figure this
shit out like I own his gambling they're like hoping that it works out for them
which I probably will because but it will be like program around he this is
gonna happen yeah I will be at I own it for two years he will get them to the
NCAA tournament at least one of those years by committing numerous NCAA
infractions while at Iona and then he will jump in and be I don't know run it
back in UMass I was gonna say the way he you mean that's Cal a cow yeah good
point he just run it to UMass why not yeah go yeah go to UMass I was gonna say
he did he did well no Ed Cooley's our guy I'm trying to think what would be the
perfect I'd love to see Rick Pettino go to like Oregon State like what is Oregon
State doing Rick Pettino is definitely going to the Northeast he's gonna pull
a coach can go somewhere where we can't we can't get foyid so St. John's hired
whatever that guy from fucking Arkansas I think he stinks he stinks bring
Rick Pettino GW Madison Square Garden I feel like he could coach at George
Washington about Georgetown fuck it yeah yeah well Danny Rick Danny Hurley's
got that thing Rick is not taking over for Patrick you and Patrick will box his
ass out I think Patrick's doing yeah Patrick you and I like you come or
George I'm just gonna keep hiring just his names yet names just give me a name
that I recognize Alan Iverson coach Alonzo morning I really want I want
Rick Pettino to give every single post game presser with his attorney next to
him like just standing there observing everything that he said and then just
stepping in front when Rick starts getting over his just looking at the
attorney every single time before he answers but I think I'll be on
Francesca tomorrow nice nice princesses still princesses still I need to hear
Francesca's corona take is he back is Francesca back radio radio radio radio
dot com radio we my guest at 5 p.m. tomorrow on radio on at radio dot com
wow but he fucked up the at so it's not I love that he just typed in the words
well on at is one there's no space this is also like a great lesson in in sports
media that if you can just keep a couple strongholds Mike Frances and Dick
might tell it by the way Rick Pettino was like five years away from having
nothing in media yeah we would have been his guys yeah because those guys are
gonna be here very long I think we are as guys I think that we have to become my
own a fan so I think we need to get some of the games next year yeah this is a
King State Kings from Francesca it's the tweet below that one Pettino will do a
great job at Iona he's one of the great college coaches in his exceptional
developer of basketball talent full disclosure Rick and I are owned a to a
pair of two-year-old thoroughbred yes yes aptly named full court press yes yes
he and dick fight tell no you don't have those guys take though I love it not at
all he gave full disclosure he told you I we told you how is it full disclosure
they they file a joint tax form every single year I rely on him for most of my
income from Francesca to wow yeah this is gonna be fucking great I can't wait to
have Rick Pettino back it's how is this gonna affect his podcast though are you
still doing I don't know that was a wild week yeah you know what though in
addition to corona babies there gonna be a lot of corona podcast that come out
like everyone all these athletes that are not at work right now if you're a
baseball player not at spring training not an opening day you're gonna try to
start your own podcast I was also thinking do you think this is gonna be
deterrent a crime deterrent because this is essentially we're gonna be under
house arrest and people like this really sucks I can't believe I got rid of my
gun last year yeah it's bad timing for me really bad especially living in New
York City yeah yeah so because you would have I never bought bullets for it
though so that you wouldn't have been I just I would just need it for a gun where
you're not allowed to brand allegedly allegedly I just need it now to brandish
occasionally all right my who's back Twitter threads are back I've read about
7 million Twitter threads in the last three days it's big time for Twitter
threads because everyone has their coronavirus facts I feel like a lot of
people went to medical school for seven years just so their Twitter thread would
get 500 retweets I'll give you those retweets I'm all in on reading about
Twitter threads it actually is sad to like as a greater look into our society
that we don't fully understand a global pen pandemic until someone puts it into
a nice 12 tweet Twitter thread you know who's really cracked the code when it
comes to these threads graph is Seth what's his name Seth Abramson yeah the
guy that does like he did the 500 tweet thread for the Mueller report when it
came out he's figured out the secret sauce behind everything when he starts a
thread he'll put in all capital letters please retweet this information to as
many people as possible it's smart and when he does that it's like you gotta
smash that retweet you gotta do it you're asking you also the match picture I
retweeted that solely because I was like people like Liam and he actually
mentioned it when he came in today he's like I didn't realize it was a big deal
until I saw that match picture and that thing I was I felt the same way when I
saw it I was like oh shit this kind of puts it in perspective it does yeah our
brains are not very smart you know I get it sometimes the little short guy is
able to save the world true that's a good message true exactly we have a short
I have a short guy quote that we'll do when we get to we don't need to do that we
don't need to do that one when I watched the first episode of love you've
really been hammering on the height thing recently and I feel like most
people think that I'm 5'4 now yeah you are getting shorter no I'm not I'm
growing yeah I'm definitely growing you are getting my body's getting long
well it's it's actually the pictures we put out well it's also because you all
know in Vince people that you actually are 5'10 I am and right that's the
problem so we gotta kind of even it out yeah well I think it all started with the
Rocillo picture a couple years ago which was edited to make me look slightly
smaller like not comically smaller but maybe like two inches shorter that was
nice I'll just do the quote now because we're on it the guy I'm short and
they're out there they won't date guys that are shorter that hurt well yeah
no that's true I I would never expect a woman who wouldn't feel comfortable it
was like 5'7 to date you I won 5'9 right 5'10 I'm actually cars on the table
all right my other who's back is I'm sure you guys have gotten this a
million times well but the link to the guy with the big black cock yeah that
one you guys sitting on the back I've got it's I I think Friday I hit it like
six times just everyone's sending random videos random links being like oh my
god Trump tested positive for COVID-19 yeah here's the right click it it's the
modern-day version of the Rick roll it's the dick roll yeah it's like you click
on it and boom big black cock right in your face everyone knows who he is
everyone got in the pod he really should he actually his face is like his face
looks very friendly well no I want to have a conversation I was actually gonna
say his face has tremendous pain in it no I like I've been in everyone's phone
everyone's everyone knows what I look like you like look into his eyes yeah
and the guy's like man you guys just keep using me for fake news I disagree I
think that the he's got a twinkle in his eye like he knows something that you
don't know and he knows that you've accessed his picture because you're
looking for no no dude that's a that's pain no look at that's pain no that guy's
like he's got pain I've got answers I'm not gonna give him to you just gonna look
at my dick he's just sitting there like this again like go ahead get it over with
check out my cock I think that move on I think that guy looks very he looks very
pleasant ready didn't get hit by an Audi and break both his legs move on yeah
his ruby's been in a car accident recently this is every fake news alright
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on one of our good friends it is Jay Glazer yeah we don't I don't know why
we don't need I brought my laptop and right when big yes I just I said why is
this here I'm sure Jay this is best friend well this is this is like there's
there's rarefied air when it comes to recurring guests with pardon my take
when PFT and I don't have any notes that means that you're a true friend of the
program yeah you're in because it's not really an interview it's just a
conversation yeah I'm right at this throw it out yeah throw it out so Jay
Glazer we're saying shake in his head about what not these three laugh it's
funny I'm laughing yeah tossy it doesn't even work it's a prop yeah you can't
watch porn in the middle of our thing that's why the only thing he uses his
computer for let's be honest so Jay's here he's got an event we're we're gonna
run this on Friday so the event will have already happened but it's still it's
every week though starting it's every week yes that's what it's we're kicking
off our you know our merging vets and players foundation MVP we're kicking
it off every week it'll be tonight this past week of Wednesday at Hensel
Gracie Academy in New York City right by Madison Square Garden right by our
office which is my old coach I think you have the address yeah I have it right
here it is 224 West 30th right and I think we're gonna end up having it every
Saturday from now on so it's every it's former combat vets merging them
together with former NFL players Olympians pro athletes in every way just
to kind of remind these guys of what their greatness is behind that uniform
give them a team again and you know we've talked about it the first part of
it's like a 30 minute physical fitness type thing just kind of get your burn
but it's not a physical fitness thing it's it's a mental health program where
we're trying to build our vets back up from the inside out build our NFL
players back up from the inside out the reason why we put them together and
people go oh you can't compare the two you're not comparing the two in what
they've done but you're comparing the mindsets you're comparing the struggle
in the transition but you're giving them a team like how freakin cool is it that
you have a bunch of combat vets your new teammates are all these NFL players and
fighters and how great is it you NFL players your new teammates are bad asses
like my friend over here JC Glick who's sitting here who did 11 tours of combat
or Kirstie Ennis who you guys have seen the girl with the amputee you got the
Pat Coleman award or the Nate Boyers like you got a bunch of bad asses you
can now walk this walk with again I think it's really interesting because you
can't obviously compare the two professions in terms of what you do for
that profession but there's a lot of similarities in that when you stop being
a professional football player or when you exit the military your identity has
been tied up with that for so long you know in a lot of cases with football
players you are always the football player going back to being you know 10
11 years old and now you don't know what to do afterwards and I think that
there's probably a lot of similarities and overlapping in those mindsets so it's
pretty cool that you get them together it's like you're it's really like you
your children you're going out into the world and even the great one so Tony
Gonzalez comes in Tony man he's one of best friends I ever had he's my son's
godfather and so I think I know pretty much everything about him he's we're
going through couples therapy by the way I don't ever told you guys but
straight-hand maybe godfather he has twins godfather one of the twins well
you didn't reciprocate who does that one of the kids which one I say if
something happens to you the other kid she's on her own yeah are they both
are they both girls are they both go okay so you got one girl and then the
other other godfather the other not my problem and I don't care doesn't know
and I'm actually not sure which one's mine have you hashtag girl goddad that's
right yeah but Tony's sitting in a session one day and he just opens up
to us he said you know I'm sitting here in Barcelona after I retired with my
wife and he said I just start crying and she's like what's wrong he said I just
realized I'm never gonna be great again wrong and but imagine like that's Tony
Gonzalez yeah imagine those who played three years or four years who think that
or people who man they just felt normal overseas and didn't feel normal here
and that's one of the biggest things I try and tell these guys it's not hard
it's not your job to fit in society it's our job it's society's job to fit in
around us you need to look at everybody like motherfucker you're different right
different is good different leads to success we have guys there's a guy
Elliot Ruiz who's one of the first guys we sat with Chris Long up on his
waterboys expedition crit Elliot we met him couldn't look us in the eye just
raise man the Marines you know I had 14 surgeries on my leg and my wife was
telling me put my pants on and man I just and I was like well what like how
this happened he goes why this mission I saved these American POWs I said well
hold on hold on back up you did what well I saved these American POWs but in
process you know Taliban they set a truck through shot the truck up flipped
over took razor wire razor wire took my leg and man I've you know just have a
hard time I you know I have all these injuries I have a hard time getting out
of bed what Elliot let's back up again you saved American POWs right you saved
American POWs you know don't look down you need to look at everybody in this
everybody when you walk around the street and look at him go I didn't like
the rest y'all right right that's how you need to start carrying yourself and
he says so what do I do I said today you changed the way you view yourself today
and he did he's one of the few guys you did and he man he changed the way he
viewed himself went up there they said he never really walked in he climbed
Mount Kilimanjaro with with Chris long and he's done so much now to turn around
to help other vets out in our community and actually for Bellator we had a fight
January 25th we reunited that unit that saved the American POWs for the first
time together which is pretty badass but these guys that's man it's about a team
I I always fight I still train these players and I fight with couture and
and all these guys all the time because for me with my depression and anxiety a
cage for me is a safe place which is what's pretty fucked up and sad but the
we're TV for me well one of my my Fox and a Bell Sunday guys man the world is
okay with me I always live in the gray I never don't live in the gray it fucking
sucks I never don't live in the gray but when I'm with a team I feel like the
world's a little bit a little bit safer for me so in a cage when I'm done with
Randy Gatorre Chuck Liddell or somebody kicking the crap out of me that's when I
feel I feel okay on you know when I'm with my Fox and a Bell Sunday guys I
feel okay the rest of the world I don't really feel like I believe or not I don't
feel like I fit in I don't feel smart enough or or good enough or just it's
just my own fucked up miss and I know a lot of these guys go through the same
thing so we can kind of relate to each other and if you build this team like I
say I'm fucked up but I'm good with my fucked up this yeah okay when you have
this team and you build this team together and the roommates in it in the
head in our head are talking they're gonna talk a little nicer to each other
when we have a team that we build up so every Wednesday night in LA man we get
almost a hundred guys together cry and open up no one's questioned our manhood
right it that's what we're doing here in New York to now it's great because a
lot of people talk about mental health but this is actively going out and
getting people together so MVP check it out 30th and 7th year Renzo Gracie
Jim Henzel Henzel Henzel there's a spell with the R's so it's always Henzel
no no no like family there you go the Gracie family it's actually crazy if you
look at the Gracie family I think they've had like seven generations is that
like I trained under Henzel where where some people it's not he's not he's
they change your last name to like Gracie and then they open up a gym well
they they I trained under Henzel in the 2003 3-4 along those lines and man those
guys are family but it's pretty cool because our first night we had here we're
having Randy Couture and hoist Gracie who won the first UFC is coaching it
together our hoist hoist hoist right got it course they're doing it together but
it's never happened that's like for us like Ali Foreman like you know they're
training people together and you know and we try look we have people in there
who train that are amputees that are fully paralyzed we had oh my god so we
had one guy we brought him in he's in a wheelchair and we're like we literally
tell him because I want to give everybody missions I said listen you know
but our strength is what's behind the rib cage in between the ears so it ain't
the uniform right it's really what's behind here and and but the six inch
between your ears so I said I'm telling you he comes in his name is Gerald
Gerald been paralyzed paralyzed for six years we kind of looked at his MRIs
everything and nothing spinal cord wasn't severed and just look I said dude
I'm telling you we will walk this walk with you again
paralyzed for six years we'll walk this walk with you then I told everybody
here Gerald's our new mission we're gonna walk this walk with Gerald and more
so I'm just trying to give them a mission trying to you know the brain's so
powerful see what he could do and man he's in there with us for a few months
and one day he freaking raises his hand and he's like I got something to say and
he starts choking up he said but I'm sorry I don't want to start crying here
but he said for the first time in six years I fell hot water on my legs in
the shower Wow and all of a sudden there's this navy seal who's sitting next to
who never talks all right because because after the workout that's where it
happens we talk we talk about every night why you should be proud of your
scourge you know why you should why you shouldn't put a fucking revolver in
your mouth why you need to hang on for your friends you know suicide and
epidemic why we can't do that and the seal and talk for the entire year starts
smiling and I said what do you smile about you never say anything he said you
guys don't know but I had a training mission where I he jumped out of a
plane landed the wrong way he was fully paralyzed they said they said I'd never
walk again and here I'm doing this so I know exactly how you are right now and
we're gonna get you going and then six months later he comes in he takes seven
steps out of his wheelchair wow you want to talk about oh my god oh my god it's
an amazing turnaround it's also amazing to think that his turnaround started with
Jay Glazer looking at his MRI I believe yeah my Juilliard medical degree yeah I
don't know if you guys know I played football at Phoenix College online that's
where I got my degree yeah but it was it was unreal but just the magic me look
at our girl Kirsty Ennis I mean she's had 45 surgeries she's a marine door gunner
four amputations of her leg right side of her face dislocated went through her
neck front lobe her front lobe her brain was damaged there's no memories before
the crash seven vertebrae crushed and she became the fifth ranked snowboard in
the world she just finished her third masters she summoned a Mount Kilimanjaro
she got up there at the top of Everest about 200 yards short she summited Denali
it's the brain is incredibly powerful man I love being around you Jay because it
makes me realize like when I lay in bed and I'm like I don't really want to go
to the gym today then you come in here and tell us these stories I'm like you
know what I'm gonna try to go to the gym tomorrow so it's awesome everyone check
out MVP please yeah please reach out Jay's always open to talk about it or yes
you know some some people on his staff and for those of you out there who do
suffer from depression anxiety or fucked up like I'm fucked up be of service to
somebody else like that will help you through the gray yeah that's why I come
on here I know we want to talk about football and screw up but I have to talk
about it from my own yeah it's way better to get it out there myself yeah it's
great because I've always talked about it my friends always know I'm crazy but
they're but now it's you know it's like cool to talk about mental health and I've
always been talking about it and people be shy in a way now they're like okay now
we want to talk about this if someone wants to help out with MVP go to our
website go to your website that's the players.org when you show up to this it's
only for former athletes it's combat vets and former vets yes but you can still
help and contribute if you would love you to contribute but also listen we're in
JC said it best we are worthy ambassadors I think the people who are
going to help change mental health in this country are going to be our combat
vets the more we get out there yeah like yours and the more we we televised an
error our messages we've gotten so many people who have reached out to us after
they see one of our features that they needed help but they weren't even a
combat vets but they've been suicidal or they had substance abuse issues and I
think I told you guys man I did this moral day we did a show we're out in LA
and you guys directly save lives we got people that showed up who said they heard
us they heard me on your show and they literally had a revolver in their mouth
the week before and they heard us on the show and said I'm gonna go check this
out now and yes it's and then athletes to there's a water polo player named
Cami Craig whose teammates reached out to us that we think our friend Cami needs
to get in here she won two gold medals and silver in the Olympics and she was
done she's like I don't what I do like it's all I've ever done like I'm 30 years
old I don't have to do in my life now and Cami's now turned around helping a
bunch of people it's just it's fucking beautiful man it's so so awesome here
because I mean we we do this for pretty much shits and giggles and like you know
where obviously it's our profession but for the most part we're just fucking
around yeah to hear whenever someone hits us up and it might be someone who
went to you know MVP or someone hits us up in the DMs like I was going through a
tough time you guys made us laugh we love to hear and even like our parathletes
like stray hands a big part of us and he'll be there tight and he's a perfect
example I'd show our athletes like hey dude Michael successful because he used
the same thing that made him a great football player he used that in the
transition yeah and you got to just you playing the NFL is not who you are do
you think what you have behind that ribcage what you have a different you're
different you got that that great that sickness greatness type thing where you
outworked the world to get to be the elite elite that doesn't go away so
all of a sudden they were talking like oh I've got nothing left or man you know
I've had injuries or I've that you still have it behind your ribcage use whatever
made you get to the level the NFL in your next step out working the world is
how you become successful nobody somebody just gets their lucky break they
should don't happen yeah speaking to us constantly fucking grind yeah speaking of
that next step something that's actually really really important where's Ryan
Tannehill gonna go next year I think you know it's funny because I was not a
good transition it was a good transition yes it's I was gonna go with Hank is
literally sitting there like he is edging right now because you're here
and we're going to ask you where Brady's going and he has been talking about
Brady's not a free agent he's been very upset very smart well it's like tampering
that thing was just just misreported he has like a ten-year deal oh he does oh
okay all right so I don't think I don't think Brady and that's a whole thing this
is the craziest time because I don't think Brady knows where Brady's going and
because there are also teams man there's so much this almost like draft time where
teams are you know like a team like like the Titans who may want to use you know
want to resign Ryan Tannehill but they have the Brady looking over them they
could use that for a contract and how they're doing with that but there's also
other teams that I'm not going to mention who are using it for their own
guys you wouldn't even think about going well you know we want to kind of
resign here you want to do this but if not Brady out there we could go so he's
just saying that way just say the Raiders great Brady's not obvious teams
there's not obvious teams what I'm saying and then there's the Niners doesn't
feel like they are the Niners like Jimmy G yeah but that's not yeah but Jimmy G
is not a free agent no I don't walk away from him but they're not trying to redo
his contract I'm talking about teams I'm talking about teams that either have a
free agent or may want to redo their their current Panthers contract Kirk
Cousins so yeah of course you'd like to redo the Panthers so but there is and
there's a lot of teams who are using that there's a lot of teams Brady's
using there's a lot of teams Patriots are using but here's the bottom line this
is the craziest shit we've ever talked about how are you letting the greatest
quarterback whoever lived leave trouble I don't get but it does you just life
in the NFL sucks when you don't have a quarterback how though the answer is his
Belichick's entire battle the reason why he's the best coach of all time is
absolutely freaking mind the guy if he looks at a guy he's like that guy is not
what he used to be he will always step away a year early rather than a year
late so it's fucking mind all the news he's the best he's the best it's ever
played position my I mean those rings and also just look at like who's the best
running backs you ever had Corey Dylan Antoine Smith I mean holy shit never
really had a fuck with it but it's any woodhead but right but that's the
running backs right all kinds of lines switched in and out receiver switched
in and out he had Randy Moss for a couple years that's it right it's just
didn't even want to super and Tony Brown right so true it's unbelievable what
this guy's done and the fact that you would even think now he had the best
tight end of all time but yes I agree with you we hadn't consistently great
offensive no but there's nothing taking you can't those offensive linemen are
coming on they've switched them in and out I mean he's unassailable not in the
defense which the minute out I'm not taking away I just believe they would
let a guy like this go now here's what did you watch him last year yes he was
very with very few weapons are still top ten offense right so Jay here's the
weapon are you kidding me here's the question I agree with everything you're
saying I agree with every day they stop drug testing you guys hold on I got the
whole thing on DVR I see VR at all last season don't tell me how it ends
in two years shut up listen I agree with everything you said but if Tom Brady
says I want 30 million dollars and I want it for a three-year contract damn
right does that not change the the math in Belichick's head because what you're
saying you should absolutely not into that Tom should be a patriot and in
Belichick should keep them in their stupid to let him go but if he says I
want to be the highest-paid court I want 30 that's not that's not the highest paid
but he's not saying that but what if he does but he's not saying that you don't
think he's there's no chance no I don't think you say so it's so I think you
must be paid constantly up there 30 31 right I know I think it's about time he
wants me paid for what he's already done though and that's that's the thing but
I'll take for the next three years two years at least you still got a top ten
quarterback it's the one guy who doesn't operate like that Belichick is the one
coach any other team well then you're cutting your nose off by the other team
I think they would probably sign Tom Brady and then like we'll have you play
forever and sell tickets I think it's I think it's ridiculous but here here's
the other here's the one also the other factor in this so when Peyton Manning went
on his free agent tour right the way the Broncos got it because everybody thought
he was going to the Titans we played catcher John Elway Elway it was like I
love you yeah no yeah it was it was more it was more him John Fox was the
relationship oh interesting so we're actually still hasn't found a corp so
L.A. and we're but Foxy and him used to play golf and they were boys but that
wasn't even it Elway and Foxy what they did which was the smart part and they
did this together they realized man Peyton you're gonna throw everything you
happen to your rehab so we know there's only a certain amount of hours in the
day you're gonna do that so the offense is yours we'll run your you tell us where
the Titans they went down and the Titans coordinator gave him the playbook and
said here's the playbook so you can start learning and studying it here's our
playbook and they and the Broncos found that out Elway we're smart doing this
and Foxy and said hey this we're not gonna do that with you this is you throw
everything in your rehab don't worry about it you're gonna teach us the
offense we're good and that was the deciding factor yeah very big deciding
factor so give us a percentage because we actually agree with you I don't know
yet we agree with you that I don't think you're gonna be on the Patriots but give
that okay you said that if you I said if I was the Patriots he should do that
give us a percentage I don't know that just throw it out no I'm not gonna do that
because you're not chance he stays 30% chance he goes what it doesn't equal a
hundred no I know 40% chance you die or yeah which one of us is supposed to be
punchy over here and chance you were tired about this how about this no we're
tired why don't you just give us a sleeper team who's a sleeper team no I'm
not doing that you guys know I don't like being wrong Jeff Jeff no I am 50
percent chance he stayed don't know what would surprise you it would shock me if
you retired okay now we're start all right now let's go all right I serious
question though do you get jealous that Jeff Darlington is putting out all these
scoops about Tom Brady no I think I think I think I'm good okay I think I
know no because I I I most of my focus is during football season during the all
season I kind of I enjoy watching these guys do I did this shit for I was the
first one to do this stuff it was like me and Morton and Len Pascaroli were the
first and Clayton the first minute-by-minute breaking news guys in
this country back in 99 I was like I think this internet thing actually make
and I'm again spoiler alert I don't know if it's going to you yet or not but
I'm hoping it does so we were the first one to do this and man I broke it fifth
round signing third round signing I did that and thank God over the years I've
been able to kind of like you know graduate up and I graduated but just
kind of make it now okay Fox interval Sunday that's my job I want to make
sure during the season I have those bombshells and every once in a while
like I'll put something out like last year like boom Odell Beckham's getting
traded right and I'll do those I don't do the same the whole rat race like I
used to anymore thank God because well it ruined a marriage pretty quickly and
some other relationships and you know just a lot of it grinded my ass to the
ground pretty good so I did I did it for I started doing that like 93 and then
screw shit did it till about 2007 and then about 2000 probably 2011 after all
far stuff then I was like all right I'm done with the second that you know I
remember I broke the end of the first lockout I never went to the courthouse
steps I was like the only guy and I was like and I was like it definitely is and
I was like but I not only that but then I kind of tell everybody I'm not I like my
life too much I'm not going to report on every jab and hook thrown in a fight
when there's a knockout I'll let you know otherwise I'm gonna be in Cabo and
Vegas and I enjoy my life too much and I went to both sides the NFL P&N NFL and
I said listen I'm not gonna get used I'm not gonna use you get used by them for
you or vice versa I hope you both appreciate it but I will definitely
help behind the scenes wherever I can because it's smart that we all have
labor peace it's smart so everybody gets rich the other I hope when it's time to
break the story both you all just appreciate it I'm not gonna mud sling
for either side I'll be the one guy doesn't 3.52 in the morning they both
boom both sides hit me up appreciate it broke the story and how about this so I
break it 3.52 in the morning then yes boom I'm all over the place by then too
then back then I was still I was working at Fox at NFL Network so come on I do
everything there break all the stoop scoops it was the same day I adopted my
son it was the same day I was going in to actually finish the adoption and I go
down to the court it's a 9 o'clock meeting it's 3.52 I break it go into the
court well they kind of block your phones in there so I go in I'm thinking
okay you know we're gonna be in 9 o'clock I'm not my kid it's just a
formality get out there I was there till like 2.30 in the afternoon with no
phone at zero after I break this 29 o'clock in the morning yeah I mean
while Tony Gonzalez has got him in the back see the car down at Cabo see I'm
out you have to should we play the game with everyone yeah wait no chance or no
answer no chance no answer okay so either you just don't answer or you say no
chance all right it's an easy game you get it Tom Brady signs with the Jets
no chance Tom Brady signs with the Dolphins no chance Tom Brady signs with the
Bill get the fuck out of here this guy you're gonna do it in 32 years I was gonna let P.F. to do the ANC North
I have a serious one I honestly don't think Tom knows where he Tom knows yet
Tom Brady signs with the Bears I don't think Tom Brady knows yet what he's doing
no answer he didn't give you an answer no no no ride with that he didn't give you an
answer big cat it's a possibility Tom Brady signs the Raiders no answer Tom
Brady signs with the 49ers no answer Tom Brady signs with the Chargers in
exchange for equity oh you heard that one too signs with the Rams what Tom
Brady signs the Rams don't do that Blake that's a no answer Tom Brady signs
with the Cardinals no Jets oh so you mentioned the Odell Beckham thing which
you were well within your rights to take a victory lap over because when you put
that out you got lampoon people were like Jay doesn't know what he's talking
about what's my tweet you can read my tweet for that we will when you got
really mad what's percolating you know I got mad at people because they started
saying shit about my kid and my mom but then going on my friends like like other
people who are helping with mental health on their pages killing me and them
like I don't know like it's just fucking football no you're within your rights to
dunk on those people so what's what's bubbling up in the back of your head
right now what is the Odell Beckham trade from last year I don't have one yet
there I don't have one yet I don't have one yet those kind of come around more
of the owners meetings when I go and sit so I have a big day drinking day at the
owners meeting yeah I set up I want to go to one of those it's on it's like on
Monday or Tuesday I gather like all these head coaches and GM's and it's a day
drinking day and last year like TMZ put a thing out Mike Tomlin missed the you
know there was you know one of my already coaches in the coach yeah coaches
picture and you know where's Mike Tomlin well shit he was non-vac is in with me
at that point and they thought it was like this big thing no no we're just
day drinking and day drinking the way of life for me so the owner's meeting that
that's one event that I've always wanted to go to some people are like oh I want
to go to the Olympics one day or oh I want to go see you try to compare it
Easter Island the Olympics yeah I'm the owners I want to go to the owners meeting
and just be around all these drunk ass owners all the time it's when is that
what West Palm Beach something like that it's in it's a good question I better
look it up I'm gonna go I'm gonna go on it because like that feels like I love it
heaven on earth is just getting day drunk with football guys for all you
fuck sticks who spewed shit at me my kid my mom my mom's kid that is that you
but it could be my brother too okay all right mom's kid my kids mom my head
size but you do have a big fucking head body size intelligence my mom's
be one of your mom's intelligence all because I made a prediction about your
team today save your ridiculous fucking insults for shit that matters in life
mic drop I like that fuck sticks is a strong it's kind of like Socrates your
kids mom my mom's kid I like that I think I think I was quoting Plato there
is a fuck stick is that a penis I'm gonna start calling my dick my fuck stick
that's great isn't that great yeah so I so I tweeted that out and then you know
I like everybody else in the media is like oh my god we wish we could say that
see that's what happens when you let everyone know you're fucked up in the
beginning you could do shit like that I'm like that's just Glaser being Glaser
any trouble did anyone say anything no one's to the guy the guy the fox call
and they're like you okay I'm like yeah what's up
of course of course it's just a Tuesday for me you're like what fuck stick
but they were great my boss is Eric Shaggs and Mark Silverman they were
supportive and I got a little bit but you know the stray hands the roll coming
like oh my god I wish I could do that like you can do that he's like no I
can't do that yeah it seems like you're very happy with your job like you've
got a lot of stuff going on you're happy with the way that your life is so
not like thank God almighty is not a day I don't wake up every single day I wake
up I said I say a little thing to God I said thank you God for for what I have
and for things that I've already that I never could have dreamed that I could
have shout out the big stuff in the in the Lord yeah yeah so is there any
small part of you that's like hey maybe Jake laser nothing small but what what
maybe Jake laser could exist in the booth maybe maybe they put me in the
booth for like the B or C game on Fox in the fall Sunday see how it works why
would I do that why why not no cuz I'm gonna cuz we're in the most successful
sports show in the history of fucking sports why would I do that yeah we got
inducted the Hall of Fame this year TV Hall of Fame okay television so not
sports about lock it in so sit over there like I got like it's the first
trophy I've ever had for not beating the fuck out of somebody okay it's the
first time I've ever had a trophy in my life for not having to beat somebody in
some sort of combat sport that's all I've ever had and certainly have never
gotten any honorary degrees or you know fuck I've never won a spelling bee in my
life so we should give up we should make an honor you sure yes I'm holding this
yeah yeah I said it how we long I turn to how an answer hey I know it's supposed
to act like we've been here before but fuck that I have it who's the who's the
funniest guy on set genuinely funny we're all funny our own right because who's
the guy who makes Terry Terry Terry Terry Terry says this year we're standing
in the field at the Super Bowl we do again so would I ever leave this no it's
the 100th anniversary the NFL we're on the Super Bowl and Stray hands my
freaking best friend and we're walking past there and Kurt Menafee and I got
our starts I was hosting a show at MSG network down here called unnecessary
roughness I remember it however many years ago and you know
you know train train train Chris and Kyle knew him since era 9 and 7 just
everyone's each other's godfathers for some of our kids best man at each other's
weddings and there's been a lot of fucking weddings yeah between the six of
us 3.5 weddings so but Bradshaw goes we're sitting on the sideline and Terry
goes and just dead pants he goes man this whole centennial thing they did
this year for the NFL that we all did for this it was just so cool they should
they should so think about doing this again next year
just dead pants right howling man are you sure are you sure that he was dead
panning or he plays it off with anybody because he told the three other
people so he just beat yeah but man we're a line I got this you guys saw that
moment this year man when Jimmy gets in the Hall of Fame and Baker shows up oh
my god well but here's the thing it was supposed to happen in pregame but our
pregame got covered up by the other playoff game so we hid David Baker's
big ass in Fox I mean somehow so much could you imagine hiding that dude yeah
where do you like three hours like in a closet just like there's no closet we
get out of it right so I'm in my green room and actually I remember I'm on the
phone with Andrew Whitworth about some because Andrew's part of MVP or we're
talking about something there could he's helping one of our vets with something
and I look up on our monitor and all of a sudden there's I don't realize it's
half time so there's David Baker walking in doing this and Jimmy up there and he's
tearing up like oh shit I had no Mike no nothing so I come flying out and I'm
sitting there going oh my god the insider was so inside he was outside I was
like but is the best moment we've ever had ever in the history of Fox interval
Sunday in my opinion and afterwards we go out and you saw how genuinely like
happy we're we're all crying for he's crying and we go out to Dantana's in LA
after we walk in there the entire place gives us a standing ovation gives Jimmy
standing ovation they start singing happy hall of fame to him the throne napkins in
the air man it was freaking surreal he's crying was like a moment where I was
like oh man now why am I feeling right and just I have nothing to do with Jimmy
John I say like thank you God like how the fuck did I get here and I can't
tell her get surprised by him and it's that giant chin starts to quiver right
that was that was something that was a great couple weeks well that's what we
thought was gonna happen the pregame because it happened with him and then
when it didn't we're like oh man so we start I start talking to Jimmy about
the process and a lot of us didn't just be trying to and he was like I'm good
I'm good so he kind of played up pretty good and then when he got it he started
crying oh you were faking it the whole time yeah okay yeah so so to wrap things
up you will have a little bit of interest in going into the booth yes zero
yeah I think you'd be great calling a game none zero even if they're not like
Tony Romo money at you know oh what yeah now now we're talking all right I got
two I got two other questions one is I will do a C-keek question promo code
take put it in you get $10 off C-keek purchase go to a football game go to a
basketball game go go to games in general C-keek will hook you up first
which I will not be calling in the booth correct correct first question give us
the free agent you see that is most sought after not named Tom Brady the guy
that everyone's kind of forgetting that's like hey I wouldn't be surprised if he
is he's gonna have a lot of bidders who are the pass rushers out there oh
Geneva and Clowney that would probably be up there oh actually lineman for the
Patriots to those lineman go those all friends of lineman what about what about
Dak do you think that's gonna hit free oh no come on zero no no chance do you
think he's done for turned out that that contract offer was 33 million
let's see I'll give you the list here we go Dak Prescott Chris Jones some of
these guys are gonna be a Mari Cooper Drew Brees Tom Brady to Davian Clowney
Byron Jones Justin Simmons Hunter Henry Derek Henry Joe Thunny Philip Rivers
yeah it's Phil Rivers gonna get started don't even possibly with the Colts like
that there we go I like that news all right then my second question wait what
about Derek Henry yeah is he gonna get tagged here we gotta see what the CBA is
kind of screwing everything up right now too so you get decided now or we're
gonna go to next year dude I can't I don't I can't carry any water on either
side I don't know I don't know because when you have such a vast get so many
people have so many different opinions it's hard to get a majority of something
I don't know I can't speak for 1600 dudes I don't know what they're gonna let me
ask this then Jay Glazer how quickly would the CBA get solved if we went to
Renzo Gracie's gym wouldn't get solved at all because
because I hate his guts and I think he was the one he is the one who personally
out of his own pocket funded MVP in New York God damn it don't do that Roger
Goodell oh Roger yeah Aaron Rodgers so in other words you're taking Roger
Goodell's money MVP is yes you're taking right so you are a mouthpiece for Roger
Goodell I thought Aaron Rodgers did something and not only that the dude
showed up to that to the he found I was called the Rams like no I'm out of the
Rams Cowboys playoff game and and he's in touch with our rent with our vets and
he said I know you guys are here he went up into the stands for 45 minutes and
watched with these vets with with our original like 10 who all of hip-fuck
suicide and now they're here they are at the game sat there with them for 45
minutes up there for the anthem for everything
mmm there's there's a he's done good things and he's done not so good
things yes do you put the duality of man mm-hmm oh my second question do you
had a video that went viral that I still don't really understand how you got this
collection of people together you have a good one yeah yeah slice the loan guy
here I'm a big deal right here great story ready so here's how it happens these
are all jigglers house yes no no Stallone's house Stallone's sorry the
long calls and he goes hey you will come over what's the fight tomorrow which is
for reason and and and Joshua you will come over what's the fight tomorrow I'm
like yeah dude you're rocky yeah oh he's like uh any chance your friend guy for
your reason town because my daughters don't give a fuck about Rocky or Rambo
but they love diners driving the dives so that night I was actually so I put
together weird communities of people right my crew and whether it's you know
alright that's what MVP it's a community right our Fox they felt I put
together these weird fucking community so that night I was like I'm going to
dinner tonight with a strange dinner with me Batista one of my little fighters
Ava Knight Nate Boyer Strayhan Mike McCarthy and Guy Fieri so I said yep
guys come let me talk to us I called guy up I said hey dude I tell the thing I
said Stallone wants to know if you want to come over and watch the fight and he
goes I'm supposed to leave tonight but let me call my wife so his wife literally
says to him hold on a sec you're telling me you can go with Glazer to Stallone's
house to go watch a fight and you're calling me and ask me if you should come
home tonight she literally her quote is you're a fucking idiot if you come home
tonight right so he calls me up he goes alright I'm in find out from Stallone
who's gonna be there I'll come I'll cook and I'll make his daughters my sous
chefs right so first I call guy and I go tell me I love me goes why do you love
me I said tell me you love me why do I love you and I tell him Stallone wants
this boom so I call Rocky back and I go to Stallone tell me you love me goes
why do I love you tell me you love me why do I love you I said well guys didn't
come he's gonna cook and make your daughters your sous chef he needs to
know you know what the guest list is and he goes well you don't need to cook I'm
just getting cold cuts in the mobile street pizza yeah bro you're not getting
fucking cold cuts in mobile street pizza when Guy Fieri's coming over he
shouldn't be so I said just give me the guest list so he knows he's gonna bring
food he goes right it's me you guy I said I'm bringing stray and he goes
Australian Pacino Schwarzenegger sugar Ray Leonard I go get the fuck out of here
he was what these are my friends those are your friends I shit you're not David
Blaine comes over does magic so I set the whole thing up and then and then
oh no then we're in Stallone's house it's the lowest house incredible because
you just didn't make all this right he has a rocky room so he has the original
gloves from Rocky and he's trying it and he put it on your hands but they're
tiny I'm like dude I don't want to tear the original gloves from Rocky he has all
the Lee Ryan Neiman pick posters he has the championship belts from Rocky has
everything in there and then he has a Rambo and expendables room so all the
stuff is in that and the Rocky he has the Rocky statue at the end of his
infinity pool that just overlooks this valley okay and then he has two theaters
in there and oh by the way the Oscars they're like with the alcohols like you
know those pesky awards cubies like best pictures in with the vodka best
directors with his tequila like you know so we're sitting there it's just and I'm
sitting there and I'm like you know the fight's going on and there's me and
sugar Ray and we're kind of doing commentary about the fight and I'm
sitting there and stray is looking at me going you're doing commentary with
about fighting I'm okay just shut the fuck up leave me alone let me do this
right and then even stray he brings me out and I brought Michael because I'm
like he's brought me Oscars I was Hall of Famper there everything I got to you
know pay it back he's like hey you pulled us some shit your life before but
fucking nothing like this I said no shit so we're there it's the loan literally
comes over to you you think it'd be okay if we post you hear I'm like let me
let me talk to the guy and stray Slino I'll get back to you on this like are
you shit me so he's the best he's like a little kid though I and I think my value
if I make them I give him all the locker room like I just the dude is in
factor I fuck you're a walker I'm a walker everywhere you go you have fun
parameter you're walking man cave exactly what I like that yeah I got two
questions about that dude was unbelievable that's one million questions but I
boil it down anyway well let me back so then he calls me a month ago and he goes
hey I want to make this regular thing so you decide your guest list I'm like I
put together guess like what you fucking anything is ready chance I got one
more request for my daughter's I go they love part of my take and they want to
break out and he goes done any chance you can get Wiz Khalifa up to my house
I said he shit me he goes daughters love Wiz Khalifa I said we had without we
to go through every once so I talked to Wiz was like hell yeah I want to go to
Rocky's house so that's my next one to bring Wiz up there I got a cook and just
know his we love his daughter his daughters are great you know why we
love you because you invited us yeah so first question about that dinner would
a guy if he had any cook holy shit so that was so he brings first it brings
like I don't know man it must have been about eight grand and in in Japanese
beef he's just like you know usually we get a restaurant like that big like
tiny like the size of like three fingers this is like this huge freakin and then
he brought I don't know it must have been a couple grand of white truffle where he
just put it on and then huge crab king crabs and lobster and this and that and
I mean it was was there any donkey sauce next what he didn't make the dog
that's stupid all right even I got us triple D and all that
each man has some business can cook yeah who's the alpha in that room the alpha
great question let's say you guys were all on a plane and there's a terrorist
who's the one who's being like all right let's roll let's fucking kick Rambo okay
all right get me Rambo yeah he's so good shape it's on real he is freaking Jack
he's 73 and that's crazy that's unbelievable he's like 73 it's um so
then what's it let's say David Blaine comes in does magic obviously David
Blaine is the alpha I've watched enough episodes of mystery the pick apart right
and all sudden he's like has this pick a car we don't he doesn't touch the cars
and say anything he's just you know pick a card in your brain all this okay and
all sudden he goes you know what's car we're like oh it's a five of diamonds he
goes through the whole deck there's no five of diamonds and I'm like we're all
kind of looking all right where's the joke hi you know where is it and he goes
oh you know what Jay it was just attracted to you and I'm like what he
goes turn your wrist over and there's this freaking five of diamonds folded
under my watch and if you're gonna ask you here Guy Fierre yelling out what the
fuck and Al Pacino's going I gotta go to my therapist this is like the most
real shit I've ever done in my life I've done some cool things man but this was
um yeah that's a that's a pretty cool friendship to have all right well Jay
thank you so much man shut up the website again we're gonna put it in the
link in the bio but it is vets and players org go on our Instagram just man
if you're combat that out there man just remember man you have we got your back
we have a team here we are waiting with our arms open for you come build our
team if anything be of service to your fellow vets and these players that need
some help also you've done some great shit in the past that does not end when
you're time in the military have you been on zero block 30 yet or our
military they're coming tonight oh they're coming okay we do need to get you on
there again done I want to send JC over here my friend JC click right here led
Ranger battalion did 11 combat tours how many missions over a thousand missions
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bad guys but he's also saved a lot a lot that's one of the things we found out
for our vets that they don't like to go around people ask how many people to kill
and we finally say yeah yes that's what we've we've changed it up on them yeah
that's really good all right so Jay thank you one last last one want a bench
Tom Brady to the Saints oh no chance or no answer Saints we've we've moved on to
like no chance or no answer we're talking about killing people I'm saying
Drew Brees not coming back to the Saints
Taysum Hills will be a stud in the future Tom Brady Chiefs Taysum that's a no
that's the dumbest shit I've heard you say so I didn't hear a no chance seems like
a no answer because certain things are just not worth my breath
interesting everyone come on watch it tomorrow chiefs yeah interesting all right
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just have one sabre metrics and we'll do our recap of love of love is blind I
don't know if you guys saw this sabre metrics but just something to think about
and I'm not pointing fingers I'm not saying anything here Matt Matt Tomek
tweeted this. 1918 Toronto wins its first Stanley Cup. 1919 Stanley Cup
canceled. 1992-93 Toronto wins its first World Series. 1994 World Series
canceled. 2019 Toronto wins its first NBA championship. 2020 NBA championship
potentially canceled. So what you're saying is that viruses or ring chasers.
What the fuck Toronto. When do we get worried about the Olympics. I'm already
worried. The Olympics are gone. Japan is saying they're going to go on without a
hitch. There are going to be numerous hitches. We're not bringing the world
together after we figure this shit out. A month of hitch. I'm not I actually
you're I never have been worried about the Olympics because I don't actually
care I just want the NBA to actually have a finals. Oh I love the summer Olympics
so I'm disappointed that we're not going to get the summer Olympics this
year. There's so many events that I really like and it sucks but they're
going to pretend that they're going to go on with it. So people like buy their
tickets. They'll buy their hotels and maybe some of the people that already
ranges vacation once the Olympics are canceled will still follow through and
do like a vacation in Tokyo. That's what they're hoping for my point. There's no
chance that it happens. No but my point is the summer Olympics are great when
you don't have any other sports. We're going to have hopefully basketball and
hockey. So I won't care true. Yeah. Like I won't care that I won't be like man
where are the summer Olympics because I'll be watching hopefully the NBA finals
in late July. Yeah. It would be so ridiculous to have a summer Olympics
right now and just basically infect all the world's best athletes at the same
time with the disease. Really. You have the big bowl of condoms. So you know what
maybe that would stop it. Maybe they just run the summer Olympics and they
just tape it all for us because we're already watching on tape delay. Why don't
they cares and then save it for the next pandemic. The only continent that
doesn't have the virus right now Antarctica. Is that because what if they
didn't it's it's summer. It's so cold. No it's summer in Antarctica. So it's so
hot and we know the virus doesn't like the heat. So you should do the summer
Olympics right now in Antarctica. The one. Don't let us see it until the one
else you had Hank. All kinds of it's just Marlins man. Yeah. All right. By the
way Marlins man had quite the recap or quite the right word. He's he is very
worried. There was a big article about him today. I feel like it was in the
Sun Sentinel. It was just about how this is going to affect Marlins man's
travel schedule that he has for the spring in the summer. Oh no. Yeah. What
is he going to do. Well he says my office is going to freak out because I'm
going to be there for a month. I'll probably have people quit. I haven't
been in the office for a full month straight since 2012. I mean he's already
a plane crash survivor. Can someone make sure that he feeds his cats. I'm
wondering about the NFL draft in Las Vegas. I've got reservations for that
too. Oh my God. Dude. This is bad. That's tough. I was just in Las Vegas. It
could have been me. Yeah. Someone you were just fucking. God damn it. This is
nothing's ever going to be the same again. OK. Love is blind. Love is blind. Now
this show I have not yelled at my TV while watching a show as much as I have
watching this whatever it is. I can't I can't decide when I first started
watching. I was like this show sucks. I hate everyone involved. But now I feel
like I didn't want to stop watching it after the fourth episode. I was like I
kind of love how much I hate some of these characters. OK. It was hard for me to
physically watch. Yeah. It's a bad show. It's a bad show. If you haven't we
obviously are in our love is blind recap portion. So if you have not watched it
yet save this we're going to recap one through five. We'll probably do six
through 10 on Friday's show. So you have something to watch every single night.
Let's do big picture real quick. So we found out there's actually 60 people
that got invited. So it's 30 guys 30 girls. We probably only saw like 10 or
12 of them. My question right off the bat and I don't want this to sound mean
at all. But because it's love is blind. Did they intentionally not pick like
super attractive people because it was markedly. I wouldn't say that this was
way lower in fact your bachelor your bachelorette your real world. Like no
first season of a new show. Exactly. The circle. There are there are there
are other shows like that. I don't see. I'm going to throw a flag on that one
because my first note was they should have had at least two very unattractive
people that I think you did very unattractive. If you saw the 60. I didn't
look at all the 60. But I'm saying there was even some clips like we're joking
the 38 year old dude who's like are you an African American. Yeah. That guy was
whack. That was perhaps the most awkward thing I've ever seen on a on a
dating show. There's some dogs in there. But I just know I wanted to see some
like notably doggish people on there. That would shock the person if they got
picked. They were though. And they were. I'm not saying I'm a good looking guy
because I probably would be perfect for love is blind or probably I'm probably
less attractive than the people on there. But usually when you watch a dating
show you're like holy shit. All these people aren't even real life. There are
some very attractive people on the show. There are a few. There are a few. But
there are also a bunch that you're like how that guy get there. Yes. So you're
African American. Yeah. That was a great opening line. What's his name. Kenny
who's a sweet dude. He's not really why isn't there. What about what's Cameron.
Nice guy. You're not like a looker. Why isn't there. Why isn't there a glory
hole in the love pods. And that really confused me when they kept referring to
like when we had this discussion on the pod. I thought that they were all they
all had something on iTunes or Spotify. Like they were talking every time they
use the word pod it triggered me to think about a podcast. Right. Nick Lachey acting
like everyone just knows who he is. Yeah. Obviously I'm Nick. I'm obviously Nick
Lachey and Nick Lachey like what did he do anything in between episodes one and
four. He did nothing basically entire time. They even I watched the whole thing.
But yeah he did. He does nothing the whole time. He popped back. I'm Nick
Lachey. Yeah. I'm Nick Lachey and then asked reads a cue card. He popped back up
episode four. He's like I'm Nick Lachey and now we're here at this all inclusive
resort in Mexico. Now that's obviously just an excuse for him to take a free
vacation. How many people do you think they went down the list when they were
looking for hosts before they got to the Lachey's. Well he's he's your backup
Joey Fatone. So he's the guy you call when Joey's like no I can't do it. That's
the month that I'm hosting the March Madness thing with Impractical Jokers.
Right. But he but they needed they needed obviously a married couple here and
they were like oh let's let's look like was Ashley Simpson and her husband not
available. I feel like that would have been good. Maybe Jamie Lynn Spears. I don't
know. I feel like Nick Lachey was not number one. Definitely not. So all right.
So so they so the show is patently ridiculous. Who do you where should we
like. I want to I want to talk about Barnett because Barnett I have I have this
thing where I I hate him. I owe it the very distant definition of fuckboy and
he's found his girl in Amber who is the very definition of a hot mess. So you
got a fuckboy and a hot mess and those are two unstoppable forces that are just
going to rub up against each other until they get into a fight. Right. So that
relationship is not going to work but they're going to have a hell of a time
while they're in it. But his jokes that he had to introduce himself to
everybody. They're like pre dad jokes. Yes. Like he's going to be an excellent
dad. Oh I wrote I wrote him down. They were pretty bad. So when when one of I
think Jessica said what do you think about dogs in the bed and he replied I
am what I am one. She also said do you kids. What do you think about kids. He
says do I have any. Not that I know of. The well he had a great quote when he
was talking to the camera about what he's looking for on the show. He goes I
usually go for pretty girls but this time I'm not looking for anything. Well not
that I'm looking for anything ugly but right. He's like I usually like to date
pretty girls as my type. I still do. Yeah. But I usually in the past have also
done that. The kids joke I think he said so he said not that I know of and then
Jessica said no I met your position and he said what's my favorite position. So
really just really making everyone laugh and then the last one I wrote down. They
asked when they went back to the room where it was very odd dynamic they would
all go back to the pad and be like who did you connect with. And someone said
who are you all feeling. And he said none of them because it was through a wall.
Good one. And then he said all these girls love my jokes. They love. They love
the jokes. All right. So Bartonette. Yeah I agree with you. He's a fuckboy but he
also I don't know. He's whatever. He's actually kind of normal in. He's probably
the most normal guy. No he's the only guy I think that I would be friends with.
Right. But that's not normal. Like no I think we're normal. There's something a
little bit different about Barnett that makes him like all the girls obviously
were getting into like a big fight over who's going to be his girl. He's different
from the other guys. The other guys are just like everyone's boring on that show.
Yes. All the other guys. Very boring. The exception of I guess Carlton. Well.
But Carlton he needs to see a shrink immediately. Mark's desperation makes him not boring.
So oh yeah. He's not boring just out of the just out of the sheer fact that I've never seen
someone self-cuck themselves as much as he does. So that was the big from the first five episodes
Jessica and Barnett Barnett being like I think Barnett actually actually wrote down it says
he said if this place had no other guys no other girls I'd propose to you
which that is quite the love you know throwing that out there and Jessica falls head over heels
and then the next day she's like hey Barnett did you mean all that stuff you said last night
and Barnett's like nah not really. Then she goes from that to you know what who's that first guy
Mark. Jessica is 34 years old that cannot figure out how all of her relationships fail
and then came on this show and basically got directly into a failed relationship. Yep.
Yeah. Got dumped and then got a rebound and Mark and it was like I'll make it work.
Yeah. She was like I'm going to make this work. We have so much in common like we're both from
Chicago and Italian and dogs literally all they had in common was that they grew up near Chicago
and so she kept like trying when she would talk to herself and convince herself that things might
work out with Mark. It was just going back to like we know we're built on something so solid
our foundation that that he really likes the Cubs. No you forgot one thing the Christianity she
when Mark explained his tattoo was like yeah I have a cross on my side and I left the space open
for my future kids and she was like oh my god that is so romantic. She strikes me as somebody
who would who said multiple times like I'm not religious but I'm very spiritual. I want no I
want to raise my kids through the church. Yeah. But I don't go. Yeah Mark is turning incel in front
of her eyes. Mark is he's having he's a big time simp. He's having to negotiate for the relationship
to keep going every single conversation. Their entire relationship is just a series of important
talks that they have to have with each other and every time it's Mark being like I'm here for you
and I'm still here and I'm going to make this work. Are you going to make this work and she's like
yeah I guess so and then she goes to the bathroom and fingers herself to pick up our net.
Yeah and she and then Mark's like hey I've been thinking like if we're really going to get married
maybe at some point you should actually not be completely appalled by the look of me. Yeah like
and she's like I don't know. It's just maybe we're taking we're working on you know what we're
working on things like you're my best friend. Right. Yeah. It was he basically proposed to her.
He said will you do me the honor of putting me the fuck in your friend's own for life. Yes.
She's even said like I think of him as like my best friend like I love him. He's like a brother.
Yeah. And by the way when he talked to her into staying I think it was episode five she was like
about to break up with him again. He was like will you be my teammate. Yes. He's like yeah we're
teammates. Yes. He also had an all time moment and I just want to take a time out real quick and
just say how sad I am. I just thought again about the bracket and just the fact that we're talking
about this when it's selection Sunday. OK. Time back in. He had a moment because so Jessica
gets dumped by Barnett then goes back to Mark and Mark says Jessica is like I'm not seeing
it. I'm not seeing him anymore about Barnett to Mark and Mark says to the camera my mom used to
always tell me if you love something let it go if it comes back it was meant to be. First of all
that's a very very common saying. But second of all I had an AIM profile. Yes. Yes. But second
of all you didn't let her go. She wanted to be married to Barnett. She got dumped by him and
then she came back. She you weren't like hey go date some other people and see if that's what you
want. She literally was just like fuck I really want to be a reality television star. And the
whole thing is I have to get engaged. Mark we're back together. Also if you love something let it go
he spent like two days when she was gone. Yeah. There was like a two day window where he wasn't
really talking to her that much. Yes. That was his like big gesture of like letting her go out and
find herself in the world right now. And then the instant that Barnett was like no I don't want to be
with you. She just goes to him and cries to him about Barnett. And then he's like I guess we're
dating now. He just needs to jerk off. He really does need to jerk off. And when they're talking
about it she's always like I think that we should take it slow on the physical aspect. He's like
no I totally agree. I think that that's a very smart move to take it very slow whatever you want
to do. I will always be respectful of you and I agree that it's better for the long term if we
take it slow and then if she at any second was like do you want to fuck you be like yes yes
immediately I need to fuck that. Not only that but she kept on saying she was like yeah you know
I fell in love with Mark and the pods when I didn't know what he looked like and I didn't know
that he was like wasn't you know muscular enough for me and I'm just she kept on saying that line
like there was two marks like there was a mark of the pods and mark here I'm just trying to have
those come together. Essentially translation I want to puke in my mouth every time I see you
but I do want to keep doing this show because I want to be a reality star and I'm 34 and have
nothing going for me. I think she just wants to keep doing the show so that she can see Barnett
once every three days and like try to fuck him. I plowed through all of them. I think
was wait. I hate her. I hate her so much. I'm screaming at the TV every time. She go up to Barnett again
when she was drunk. Yes she went up to Barnett when she was drunk. Yeah but like it was like hey
one last chance. No I haven't gone to that part. Okay all right we'll talk about that. Sorry sorry
that's not a shock to me because that's literally the next episode. She's already done it twice.
Yes I get all of my messica like shitty behavior all blends into one. She is the worst. She's just
the worst person and I think I really like Amber. Amber is like she is insane. In fact there are
a couple of women on that show that I see a lot of Vince Vaughn's stalker character
with wedding crashers and she's definitely in that category but she seems like she'd be fun to go
to Cabo with for weekend. Yes which but maybe not Mary. That's the problem. The my favorite couple by
far is Cameron and what's her name? Lauren. Yes Lauren. They're the most like hey they're pretty
normal. As Cameron though is he's a weirdo. He's born. He's a little too. Have you ever noticed
like every time they walk he like is way too close to her and touches her a lot. Is he a clinger.
I think he just is. I think he just always has a raging hard boner. Like the way he walks I think
he's trying to hide it from the camera by getting right behind her. It makes me very uncomfortable.
So I made this note while I was watching. This show leads the league in semi erections. Yes.
So they're like always like making out in pools wearing swimsuits and stuff and then they show
like a clip of them standing up and walking away. It's like okay I didn't need to see that. Right.
I did not need to see that. And then you had Kelly and Kenny who the the kissing king and queen of
the world who have not had sex and then all they do is kiss. Yes Kenny dude but he's a very good
kisser according to not the best. She said that. She's like he's he's one of the best kissers I've
ever kissed. And it's just I thought they were kissing because they had just had sex and then
when you were like wait they're not having sex they're just kissing. It's Kenny you're going to
watch this back man and you're not going to be happy. No and she was like I think the first night
she was like yeah I think it's going to be great. We're going to kiss a lot and we're going to cuddle
and we're going to cuddle some more and then kiss and I think we're both going to be really happy
with that. And he's like in the background just biting his fists again. I'm so sick of kissing
this chick. That's so great. Stop. She reminds me a lot of Dan and Patrick for some reason.
A little bit yeah yeah yeah. She's got that little feisiness. Yes. Yeah she yeah and she loves
she loves being held and kissed and smothered. Fuck Jessica. I hate you. She's a messy bitch.
She loves drama. Slab kebab. Hate her. Shout out Kelly. Kelly Martin sent that to me. She goes
spiral. Kelly she's like oh my god I'm so happy you're watching this. Jessica's such a slob kebab.
She is. All right other couples. I mean this really is they're all boring except
Giovanni Nini and Jamien with the most unintentionally well actually it might have been intentional
awkward proposal where she then proposed to him. Yeah and he did the box thing with the bow
and you're like dude you're you're bringing out all the stops for a reality show. Yeah and he was
like talking to the boys before he proposed and if you're if you're a competitor on the show if
you're one of the guys wouldn't you play your cards closer to the vest like you wouldn't necessarily
tell everybody that you're going to propose. Yes yeah. But yeah he was like I'm so nervous I'm so
nervous I'm gonna boys can you just amp me up real quick for this and then he goes in there
it gets down on the knee and then she stops him and he starts crying makes him rise and she's like
wait first after a full name. Yeah doesn't know her full name. I'm getting on my fucking knee okay.
Fuck man. I forgot the camera in by the way when he with the boner thing when he proposed
he did have a pillow right on his lap. Yeah. Which was like dude you're about to blow. Who was
who's the guy with the beard uh the 27 year old who looks like he's 50. Kenny. Kenny. So Kenny and
Kelly. Yeah Kenny and Kelly. So the worst. They just kissed. When Kenny proposed. I hate that we're
doing this. Give me the fucking bracket. I'm so into it but then I just snap out of it. I'm like
this is the worst fuck you coronavirus. When Kenny proposed he said I want you to cover your
eyes with me. I'm gonna cover my eyes because I want to be in this moment. It's like the show
that you're on you can't see them. It's love is blind. It was like when Jacob Bronnan got the
Stanley Cup tattoo on his wrist and he was wearing a short sleeve shirt and he lifted his
short sleeve up. It's like there's no point in doing that physical thing you can't see. I was mad
at that too. I found that this is this show has very nicely taken the place of me yelling at my
TV about late fouls and basketball games. It's just anger. It's anger. Uh Hank you got anything?
Come on. About Carlton. Pure hate. Do you have Carlton Diamond thoughts? Carlton's a psycho.
Yeah I think Carlton like dude you know you obviously like you said you dated guys and girls. I
think that's probably something you want to say before you get engaged. Yes. Good idea. That feels
like information that hey like Diamond it's up to her whether she's comfortable with it. I think
people should be comfortable with it but that still is something that you don't want to wait until
after the rings on the finger to be like hey just a heads up. I like guys and girls. Yeah you need
to say that before you propose and she reacted probably as good as she could have been expected
to react to that because it's like shocking news. Yeah and then they flip out on each other. They
have a big fight awesome at the pool. Great fight and he's on his way out and he's like okay you
want to get personal it's going to go personal. He goes uh that's why that's why your weave slips.
Fuck you bitch. Yeah. Fuck you bitch. Your bitch boy that's why your weave slips and then uh it cuts
to just a one-on-one interview of Carlton in the camera. He's like I don't think that she's the
right girl for me. Yeah yeah yeah so that was a combustible relationship. I think she also was
he was also I think she was a loveable the dancing team for the Bolts. Yeah so she was a
professional. She was a loveable. And when um when he was in the pod with Tank girl what's her name
again Amber uh when when she was talking to him about her job like working on tanks for the U.S.
Army. Yep. He was the most judgmental of her for like having a masculine job. Yes. And meanwhile
he's like very worried about people being judgmental of him. Yes. He needs I think he's a he could be
a likable guy and needs to see a therapist. Yeah he he probably was like hey if I go on this reality
show I'll probably be able to work out a lot of the things that I got going on in my head. That's
usually the best way to to deal with some self-hatred issues is to go on a reality show. Right so he'll
figure it out maybe I don't know. I just I just want to caution anyone that's going to be around
Mark again in the near future I think he is turning in cell so uh he's gonna try to get Mark on the
show. He's gonna turn into a joker. I feel bad for Mark. He needs an intervention or he'll get
jokered. It also was classic how often he would be like you know he did that thing where and I
think it's actually a relatable thing if you've ever like seen a girl dated a girl that's older
and being like yeah I'm 24 but I'm not your average 24 year old. It's like everything about you is
your average 24 year old. He is extremely 24. And he tried so hard to be 34 what Messika's age is
but the reality is Messika's like 18. So you know what I want to see. Yeah she is a lot
younger than her number. She's the social maturity of an 18 year old. I hate Jessica but I want to
see a spin-off show that's Jess Jessica and she's got a house basically the Bachelorette where she's
got a house of like 12 guys that are vying for her attention and then once every two weeks they just
drop Barnett off for like 30 minutes. Yeah and then just take him out. Alright peace out. Don't even
have him come in the house. Have him bench press in the yard. Yeah and then she just watches. She
also the amount that she had to drink to like stomach being around Mark was hilarious. Yeah
every single time you saw her she had a glass of wine in her hand. Also a very cool shot was
after day two I think they cut back to the guys room and then the guys were just shirtless working
out together. Yeah they were lifting each other up and doing that was so so classic just dudes.
Just prison rules. Yeah all right well I'm excited for you to watch the rest of the show like I said
I just powered through because I was like I hate it but I also couldn't keep my eyes off it. It's
almost the perfect Netflix show for 2020 where it's just like you just despise everyone that's
part of it but you also cannot stop watching. Did they think that you had to get engaged to be
led out of the house? You know you did. Like it was an escape room and the only way out was to get
married because like I can't I couldn't put myself in the heads of these people that are
falling in love in two days well with somebody that you can't see and you're like yeah you know what
marriage is a good option. The only thing that I kept on going back to is like how much and I would
love to know the answer to this and maybe someone knows maybe someone who worked on the production
how many hours did the couples that got engaged actually talk because if it was I think it was
like four or five days so I don't know maybe there was a connection where you know like Cameron and
Lauren were talking for three hours a day. Right I actually for four days. They seemed like they
could make it. If I'm doing my predictions right now I have a lot of money on them getting married
lasting for a little bit. Virtually no money would be spent on either Barnett or Messica.
You don't think Messica and Mark are gonna make it? I don't think so. Well they might get married
she just might have an arrangement where it's okay for her to cheat on all the time. He's like
that's fine. I want to respect your spirit. Okay let me give you this isn't even a this isn't even
a spoiler but it's actually a great teaser for anyone who wants to watch the whole thing and
wants to get to the end. The way the show the way the show works is you have to get to the altar
and then you decide yes or no there. Okay so that's how it works. That's the final boss. That's the
final boss. So it's like a yes or no while standing in front of your family. Jesus. Yeah so it's
pretty it's pretty ridiculous. I'm excited for that. Yes it's um it's a show that right now I
love to hate and it's it's good to get some of this rage that I have built up and stored up in
some of my body from the lack of sports. It's a perfect outlet for it. Hank you're so mad you won't
even say anything. Hank hasn't said anything. Now Hank was so he was so mad on Friday he was yelling
about how much he hated the show. Why do you hate it so much? I physically like it's hard to watch
like I watch it I'm like alright I'm gonna watch it and then I cringe so hard that by the end of it
I'm like curled up in a ball of cringe. Yeah that's fair. Mark will make any man question.
Actually Mark if you said I had to watch a live stream of Mark or Jessica I would probably just
be like you know what I'm gonna go out I'm gonna go out to bars and just get the coronavirus.
And there's something some reality shows like there's some like it's corny but then there's
some funny like dumb funny like not like supposed to be funny but you laugh at it but like this
show is just it's much more cringe than like the people if they said it correctly in the beginning
they are ultimately just not interesting whatsoever. Damien is one of the more boring people I think
to ever. Damien Powers. What a waste of a great name. Damien Powers. Like if a vanilla popsicle
had a face that's what it would look like. Damien Powers. He's the classic guy that got really big
and strong and swole because there's no personality underneath so his personality is just like I like
to spend time inside of a gym. Dude Cameron Cameron works with robots. Yeah that guy's smart.
Well then what's her name Giavenini. Yeah. Is that her name so Giavenini. She's social influencer.
She has made him. She's got a million Instagram followers. When she gets pregnant he's Damien's
going to have to wear around like a sympathy pad like a stomach every day. Damien Powers.
Damien Powers. What a waste. God damn it. Nerd. Damien Powers. All right that's our show Wednesday
we have Craig Barubi coach of the St. Louis Blues awesome interview. We're going to get into our
bank. We got a few interviews in the bank. We'll try to go out and get some new ones. Everyone stay
safe. Follow the instruction. Don't go out if you're quarantined or if you're if we're if we're
doing self social distancing. See social distance the shit out of this. Yeah. So do it. Stay at
home. Be safe. The people that you hear the guidance that you're getting from like the CDC
they know what they're talking about more than some people on Twitter that just like to downplay
everything no matter what's happening. So it's actually a real problem. Stay home. Stay home.
It's so serious. Leroy is not going to break any news about it. No Leroy has had scoops about the
that's how serious like that. But it's serious. People are going to die. You can save somebody
that you love his life. You can save somebody that I love his life. So stay home. Do it for me.
Say PFT sets teams because he loves you guys.
Hope you guys.