Pardon My Take - Jay Glazer + Should Lebron James Go To Jail?

Episode Date: October 10, 2018

The Yankees are dead. Recapping the ALDS and why Giancarlo Stanton has negative pinstripes (2:21 - 10:50). Drew Brees record breaking season, an update on the Jason Witten/Booger McFarland feud and is Peyton Manning funny? (10:50 - 17:09) Hot Seat/Cool Throne, who will save the world first, Steven Seagal or Jose Canseco (17:09 - 27:48). NFL Insider Jay Glazer joins the show to talk MMA, his career as an Insider, Ballers, and his great foundation for veterans (27:48 - 67:06). Segments include should Lebron James go to jail? Just shut up Jon Gruden. Respect the Biz. Ehhhh for Dustin Johnson and Brooks Koepka, and Guys on Chicks.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

Hey, pardon my take listeners. You can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen, add free on Amazon Music. On today's part of my take, we have Jay Glazer in studio. Awesome interview with Jay. We've had him on before.

We've never had him in studio. Talked a lot about his background. Talked about ballers, MMA, Bellator. A lot of fun time. He tried to hit me with his shoulder or his forearm. Yeah, because he's got sharp elbows. Very scared. We talked about life as an insider.

Yup. Insider. Insider. I barely even know her. There we go. Insider to insider. We did a little of that. And we have guys on chicks and hot seat, cool throne.

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Dead. Full on dead, not only dead, but they had the Boston Red Sox celebrate on their field twice this year. That hurts. Giancarlo Stanton, I'm ready to say he's a bum. No pinstripes for you, Giancarlo. If it were a April game between the Miami Marlins and the Atlanta Braves, I'm sure you would have hit a home run in a big spot. By that, I mean down like seven to one. Yeah. He would

have damaged the statue, that weird Marlin fish, like roller coaster statue out in center field. And I didn't, I didn't really watch like intently this entire series, but I saw the two moments that stuck out in my mind were on Friday night when he was up in the top of the ninth. He looked at three straight pitches and then tonight or last night when he was up in the top of the ninth and he struck out with horrendous swings and the New York Yankees are deceased. When the lights are brightest, you got to shine. Yeah. That's what they say about Broadway. Okay. And that's what they should say about him. But you know what we do really well on this show? What? We give everything. We give good advice to fans on

how to get over losses. Yeah. So if you're a New York Yankees fan, God forbid. God forbid for shame. What do you do to get over this loss? Cause this one stinks. Hmm. The Giants. Yeah. He played Thursday night. No. Now. Okay. Hear me out. Hear me out. Giants. Not so great. Odell Beckham has said Eli Manning is not the answer. There's been a lot of weird shit going on. However, you only said that's impressed Lil Wayne. Yeah, that's true. However, the NFC East is an absolute dumpster fire. I'm pretty sure eight and eight wins it and you're playing against the Eagles at home on Thursday night. If you win that game, you now are the favorite to win the NFC East. Yeah. And Thursday night football is, it's

funky. Anything could happen. Throughout the record books, always on Thursday night. You could drink a $14 beer at your local bar if you're a Yankees fan. That's good. That's always nice. How does anybody get drunk in New York? You have to make $200,000 a year to get drunk at a bar in New York City. That's, that's absolutely true. That's a million percent true. So I guess you could take the Staten Island ferry for free just back and forth in silence all day. Drink on that. And drink on that. Yeah. Just staring out into the void thinking about jumping in. Oh, oh, here's one. That one week in New York where it's like right in between the garbage, puke, diarrhea smell and winter. That's a good week.

Yeah. So we haven't had it yet. You all have that. We have that one week of fall. It's going to be great. Maybe go to Central Park and think about things. There's definitely going to be a lot of people just sitting in Central Park tomorrow. Yeah. Not going to work. So I, we obviously have a bunch of Yankee fans in our office. They actually, they were all despondent, but they also said that they never felt like thanks. They never felt like this team was a championship team. I'd have to agree because you had Jay Hap starting your first game. You had Luis Severino. The reports are that he showed up to game three late and only had eight minutes of warmup and he had CC Sabathia. He was there on time.

He just didn't know what time the game started. Okay. So he was in the clubhouse by himself wondering, Hey, where is everybody else? It was like home alone for him. Here's what you've got to do. Here's another thing. Yankee fans can look forward to. You probably should fire Aaron Boone and you will get someone better than him because everyone is better than anyone. Luis Severino, bringing him out for the fourth inning in game three on Monday night was maybe the most inexcusable thing I've ever seen a manager. I would trust, I would trust, um, shit. Who was there? Who was our manager last year? The braces, brace face, Joe Jarardi. I would trust Jarardi wearing like full headgear, full orthodontic

headgear and a retainer over Aaron Boone with something like pitching changes that he he like, I complain about Joe Madden doing funky lineups. It puts everything into perspective when a guy gets hit around like Luis Severino and he's like, Hey, let's bring him out for the fourth and just load the bases and bring in fat Lance Lynn. It did get nice and interesting at the very end tonight. Yeah. Yeah. When the Yankees loaded the bases. Um, but then I think the real MVP of the series has to go to the cameraman. Yes. For, for their work finding the most Yankee of Yankee fans consistently in the entire time. It was amazing. How good it's like on NFL broadcast, they have one cameraman whose job it is to just scan the

crowd for attractive women to have like brief cut away shots. That's like the creep shot guy in New York in Yankee stadium. It's just like find the guy that has his jersey unbuttoned down to like his, his belly button chains, at least two chains, a hat that's not totally forwards and not totally backwards. We're kind of off to the side and then his buddy that he's high fiving, but they missed the high five. Yes. It's been perfect. And listen, to be totally honest with you, Yankee fans were listening to this. The one thing you do get to take away is the Yankee still like that atmosphere seemed very cool when they weren't giving up 16 runs. Yeah. It is very big. No, but I'm being honest right here.

Like you do root for a team that matters. Yep. That's fair. And they do have a ton of young talent and I don't know. You could also do the 27 ring thing like that. I, I was wondering what it would be like to be like, Oh yeah, well, we can just say 27 rings because it is kind of a Trump card. You can't just walk around and say it and nobody's getting close to that anytime soon. Right. Ever. You have the history. Right. You have the, well, you know what? It's, it's because they haven't moved the bodies yet from the Monument Park and the old, my friend says someone called in to Francis's phone, uh, his show and said, hey, when they move the stadiums, what'd they do with the bodies? Uh, hey, I also liked

that the very, very end of the game. Um, anytime after a team loses in, in their home stadium, you get a good like 30 seconds of the fans just staring at the field, hoping that something's going to change. Like looking for ghosts out there. Yeah. Being like, I didn't see what I just saw. It was, I had a hallucination. We didn't lose yet. It was on my Mount Rushmore sports sounds. The home team losing the cry, silence, like one random like yelping. Oh, you can hear a pocket of people cheering. It's silence. And then one or two people just screaming in horror. And it's something very, very special. There's like 10,000 dudes that, that don't turn around to leave yet. And their girlfriends have to like tap them on the show

and be like, come on, come on. We got to get out of the games over. I got a question for you Hank. So as the victor of this series, uh, the Red Sox looks good, but that who, what is it? Uh, what's his name? The closer Kimbrough. What's up with that guy? I mean, he's always, he's always, he's a great closer. He's your closer. Yeah. Is he, but it, that's got to be a little nerve wreck. A little head case. Yeah. I mean, you got to ride the wave, but that's your closer. That's, that's, yeah, I did, I did like the stance that he does before every pitch where he does like, he looks like he's, uh, doing the karate kid cring kick. Yeah. But he's getting ready to cring kick like a dwarf, like somebody really small and

loaded to the ground. I mean, the fact that, the fact that I didn't have anyone warming up during that whole thing. That was confidence in him. That was another thing I really enjoy is when the cameras cut to the bullpen and it's empty. That shot, that shot says more than words ever could. Yes. It's just an empty, empty feeling. There's a tumbleweed blowing by. I also think PR one-on-one for the Yankees. Mike, Giancarlo Stanton needs to change his name back. That would do a lot of good. I love this is like Yankee. Like I said, Yankees fans, like you should, you should at least take solace in the fact that it matters. You're, you're obviously the biggest sports, you know, city and the Yankees have

history, but there's nothing better than the high price Yankee star that gets absolutely roasted and he's going to get roasted next year. So we talked about pinstripes. I think the entire Yankees team should actually be forced to play in just all white. Yeah. And then I pinstripes for anyone. The, um, so we have the Red Sox versus the Astros going to be an awesome series and the Dodgers versus the Brewers going to be an awesome series. I'll probably just watch football, but it's going to be an awesome series. So there's my comment on it when people say, Hey, why don't you comment on it? There you go. No, because late night, you're going to have some late night Dodgers games. So that'll be fun

after you, like you're going to forget about baseball after the action's over. Also, we still have two huge, awesome stories that we get to watch. Will David Price start another game and play off Kershaw. Those are like must watch television events. Yeah. Will these guys just piss down their leg on national television? I'm really excited about it. And Christian Yelch. Yeah. The ongoing. I'm rooting for Christian. I'm not rooting for the Brewers. I'm rooting for Christian Yelch. I think, well, I want to get a cycle every game with them to lose. I was going to say, well, he's been getting a few cycles after the All-Star game. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. He hit two. If you real, no. Yeah. Oh, I know. I

know what you're saying. He hit two. It's a little sore butt. Yeah, he hit two. Injection sites. Just kidding. Christian, should we, so before we get to hot seat, cool through on, we should talk about the fact that Drew Brees broke another record. It's Drew Brees record season. We told you about this on the podcast, I think a week ago, two weeks ago. Yeah. We're at the stage where he's just going to keep breaking records. And then you know what? Tom Brady is going to keep passing Drew Brees' touchdown record. And then Brees is going to pass his, if they don't play at the exact same time. So we're going to see a torch update. And Patrick Mahomes will pass all theirs in like two years. Yeah, two weeks,

I would say. Yeah. So Drew Brees, all time, passing yards. He passes Peyton Manning. There were fans crying. Total football guy moved to cry during a record breaking night. Yes. The Saints were a classic. There's something about them on Sunday and Monday night when they play at home. They just look so much faster and better than everyone. Yeah. The field looks a little bit greener too. And those are those lights. Yeah, like 15 guys in the field. So it's insane. I also have a question for you. Well, I have two questions for you. One is, do you think Booger McFarlane and Jason Wittner are going to fight? Yes. I do too. Absolutely. If you listened to the first quarter of that game, it was ridiculous.

Like they were going into the next play of the game, still trying to get the last word over each other. Yes. They sounded like mid August, pardon my take, Mount Rushmore season. Yes. That's how contentious it is. Very contentious. And Joe Tess is just, you know, he's Italian. So he used to like family members just arguing with each other. That's how they talk. So he doesn't realize what's going on. But mild manner, Jason Wittner like getting like argumentative. Yeah, there's something going on there. And did you read the article that he had? He did an interview, I think with a post and they asked him, you know, how is that working with, you know, three of you guys all on the live broadcast with Booger down the sidelines and

three times in about, I think a sentence and a half, he said, there are no egos. Just want to let you know there are no egos. No egos. So this wouldn't work if there were egos, but thankfully we have no egos and it's great because there aren't any egos. No egos. So there's so few egos. I keep saying the word ego. Yep. So the, it's like a perfect storm because we've actually been tracking, I think we're the only podcast that's tracking this because we're like, we're that big of losers, but we've been tracking this relationship and we've given you, like we've clued you into that it's not going to work. But what's happening now is Jason Witton is feeling the heat. He's feeling the pressure. So he's getting really grumpy with Booger McFarlane.

And the next chapter in this is Booger snaps back. And I'm excited. Yeah. Well, Booger sounds like a chapter, like chapter three. Yes, it was. It was, it was like chapter one. They don't really know when to talk. Chapter two. Well, they didn't like, you know, title wise, chapter, title wise. Yeah. Yeah. Episode six, the Booger strikes back. Yeah. The Booger strikes back. I liked that. Yeah. There was, there was one point in the game last night where, where like Jason Witton was actually talking over the end of Booger's lessons and Booger just like clapped back at him real quick and Test Store had to be like the, the like stepfather in the situation. And then after the games, I don't know if you noticed this, but the person

getting the shine after the games is Booger. Booger's getting the interviews on SVP. They're going to Booger on like get up more often, which is really where the eyeballs are. Because they already have one robot with green. Yes. Oh, I got you. Hezzy with that. You said, Hey, you said, oh, yes, right away. That's no, that's not true. Greenie is not a robot. Greenie is definitely not a robot. You said yes so quickly. Wait, hold on. There's so much nuance to Mike Greenberg that sometimes lesser minds than mine don't even pick up on it. Okay. PFT. I have the second question and this is a very important question that I have been thinking about for a long time, but last night it finally dawned on me that we have to discuss it. Why have we

decided that Peyton Manning is funny? Because he's a decent actor for an athlete. Okay. Because I'm done with thinking Peyton Manning is funny. He did his little acceptance speech for true breeze that went semi viral. It's the same thing every time. And I honestly, I think you're right. It's his one appearance on SNL where he's throwing the balls of the little kids 15 years ago. And from that point forward, we've been like, that Peyton Manning, he's very funny. Yeah. He plays like the little arrogant. He plays like a Will Ferrell character. Right. Except it's himself. But it's not funny. And it's like, okay, embrace the bait. I don't think Peyton Manning is that funny. I'm kind of like, maybe show me another side of your acting abilities,

Peyton Manning. Well, he's also a very unique looking person. I think that helps. If he was generic looking, if he didn't have that big forehead and the receding hairline. And the accent. And the accent and the wife on steroids. Then I don't think that people would think he was as funny as, or I think people would think less of his acting ability. But anytime a guy looks like a little bit unique, then whenever they deliver a line, they're like, oh, that guy's a good actor. Case in point, like Owen Wilson, he's messed up nose. If he had just the normal nose, he'd just be another attractive. Also, he's good in Royal Tenor Bombs. Yes. I actually now that I'm hipster pick. Yeah. I mean, Wes Anderson, it's actually, it's actually a film, not a movie.

Yeah, that's true. It's about the colors. It is. It's about the dioramas. Yeah. It's about the action, the, the speed they shoot in 58, right? It's the words they don't say 54. What are the 24 frames per second? 59 frames. You're saying 59. I think you're thinking of 24. 24. What's, what is their 24? No, not Royal Tenor Bombs. That was 24 and a half. Okay. Yeah. You just don't understand. And then they all smoke cigarettes with no names on it and then take weird caps. And Bill Murray and Bill Murray. There you go. Now I got you. Now I hooked you. I actually, now that we're talking about it, I think it's not even Peyton Manning's fault. I think Peyton Manning has like, everyone has now just, when they have these stupid commercials or anything

with him, everyone just writes, the writers just write the exact same thing. And they're like, Oh yeah, this is Peyton Manning. He can do this deadpan Peyton Manning thing. We'll just write it exactly the same as the last one and the one before that. And the one before that. I don't know if you noticed he was chopping tomatoes at the start. That was kind of a fun deal. See, I feel like Peyton, like, come on, just do something different. I didn't have a problem with that as much as I had a problem with the NFL's hilarious certificate of participation that they gave to Drew Brees. They handed him like, it was an eight by 11, just piece of paper, piece of white paper that said Drew Brees NFL record holder. Yeah. Essentially it was someone

forgot to make the plaque. And at the last second I was like, shit, do we have a printer in this office? Okay, quick, we'll just whip something up for Drew Brees. Yeah, they sent Sean Peyton upstairs to just like press control P. Okay, let's do hot seat cool. Let's do it. Hank, why don't you start my hot seat is teams with Native American mascots. Oh, real original. So the chiefs, the Indians and the Redskins all lost on Columbus days. Our words will actually, the chiefs didn't play on Columbus days. They played on Sunday and they won. So the Indians, the Braves and the Redskins all lost. It was quite the day for Twitter jokes and it was not Columbus day. It was indigenous peoples day. And the Indians are officially retiring Chief Wahoo.

That's it. Yeah, it's done. It's done. All right. A moment of silence for the chief. Nobody cares. Yeah. Actually, like the sea on the hat is better, I think the sea is very classy. But yeah, it was, it was, it was like the everyone makes the same. I was very sad that Rick Riley didn't get in on the fun. I was waiting. Well, he will pins and needles. He's got like four days from Italy to send tweet to get it there. But it was kind of funny. It wasn't a little ironic that like, you know, all that happened. I mean, those teams don't usually play on the same day and it happened to be Columbus day and two of them got eliminated. And then actually three of them did because the Redskins seasons over our words. Actually, they're in sole possession of first

place in the NFC East. So you might want to check your stats. Are we sure Alex Smith is good? No, he's actually really bad. I, I, I, well, just her and guess, I'm going to chalk, chalk this up to an aberration. It's aberration season. That's one word. That's one like word that's over four letters long that every NFL analyst knows. It's an aberration. Alex Smith is not as bad as he played against the Saints. Jay Gruden gave him a look like he was going to kill him. Yeah. That's just how Jay Gruden looks after that one throw. Yeah. Yeah. Cool. My cool throne is our interview with Lane Johnson. Yeah. So the Eagles stink. They're terrible. They might be done for the year. And so everyone's done in the NFC. Can we put the entire NFC East? Can we put a

Dunshane on them? We are. I actually think we were in, in the territory of that. I think it was 2009 NFC West when seven and nine won the, I think seven and nine win the NFC. That's when they had the Beast Quake. Yeah. The Rams versus the Seahawks Sunday night football to end the season. That was amazing. Yeah. But since the Eagles are terrible, everyone's recycling our interview with Lane Johnson where he said he'd rather have fun and win one Super Bowl. So now everyone's like, which he didn't even say we said it. Right. And he just laughed. Coward because at first when they first came out, they credit us. But now the quote is so old that people are just credit the internet. Yeah. It's just like, it's just putting up the quote with no contact. Yeah. In the internet,

if I, I guess, I think it's probably like a month and a half passes, it becomes public domain. Yep. Fair. Fair game for everybody. Is that it, Hank? Yeah. At a hot seat and a cool throne. Those are great. Okay. Hot seat and a cool throne. My hot seat is pinstripes because every pinstripe team has been eliminated now. So the Yankees are out. The Cubs are out. The Cubs are big out. The Rockies are out. Cubs have been out so long that they were never in. So it's cool. Yeah. That's like it wasn't really a playoff. It's not even a big deal anymore. Yeah. Do you think they'll ever have a team with horizontal pinstripes? No, because that's not very slim. Yeah. But to make you look like big, beefy boys.

Lance Lynn would be even fatter. Yeah. He'd be awesome looking though. Yeah. Actually, they would probably have saved the Yankees series because no chance Aaron Boone puts in Lance Lynn with horizontal pinstripes. That's true. That guy is a fucking house. That's true. Maybe it makes it look more like you got hit by a pitch though since you're so wide. True. And girthy. My other hot seat I have too is Chris Long's Sex Life because a Fox News guy in Philly said that the Eagles should stop having sex until they start winning. Fair. Yep. I see no problem there. Fair. And that's one of my favorite debates to get. It usually happens before the World Cup. There'll be like a Brazilian manager or something like that saying, hey, my guys stop having sex.

That's because in Brazil, that's basically all that they do besides play soccer. But yeah, so now the debate is on in Philly like should the Eagles be allowed to have sex? No. I say no because Nick Foles' wife is a good luck charm and she needs to be able to walk. There you go. That's exactly right. So keep it in your prescription long pants, Nick. Yeah, until you win a game. Yeah. My cool throne is Siberia. Do tell. Siberia is basically always on the cool throne. Yep. Well, not anymore. Global warming. Yeah, it's especially on the cool throne now. It's climate change now. I don't know if you've heard that. But is that actually the new, are you not supposed to say global warming? No, actually the new term is we're fucked.

Yeah. But what's the global warming? We don't say global warming anymore. P left T. But seriously, we're fucked. We're fucked. So Siberia is on the cool throne because Steven Seagal is under consideration for the governorship of Siberia, which would just be so. I'm not sure what that entails to be the governor of Siberia, but I'm sure that there won't be any crime there if Steven Seagal has run the show. Okay. I'm going to one up you for, I'll start with my cool throne, cool throne, all world politics. Cause we have Steven Seagal, Siberia. He's getting in the mix. I don't know if you saw, but Jose Canseco is getting in the mix too. He tweeted at Donald Trump and said, Hey little buddy, I'm interested in the United Nations leadership DM me for ideas

and confidential 90 day plan. Hashtag ready now. Yeah. So he probably got a DM. I listen, if, if Rodman can go to North Korea, yeah, Jose Canseco can absolutely solve some shit with the United Nations. I'm, I'm actually shocked that Jose Canseco hasn't received a cabinet level position just yet. Right. Right. That's an upset. He's just a, he's an out of the box thinker. Just send him and Mark McGuire to the UN. Yeah. Just give him baseball bats and those like old school wraparound shades. And they just intimidated the fuck out of every country. What's up fuckers? We're here to, we're here to change the world. Yeah. And mash dingers. And then my hot seat is Habib, not an, I don't know how to say his last name. Habib,

not, but great. No, no, no, no, no, I got it actually. So his father released a statement to the Russian media and he said, you can do whatever you want in the octagon outside of it. There's children, women, random people. My team has always been known for its discipline. Hence, my sanctions to Habib will be much stronger than the ones from UFC. His fucking dad is going to kick the shit out of him. And it's so funny that this guy is 30 years old, one of the best UFC fighters of all time, and he's got to go home to Dagestan and get worse sanctions from his father than he will from Dana White. But we all know that Russian sanctions really don't stick. Yeah, that's true. Especially if we change. This guy is, this guy is mean. I believe it.

Listen, I believe it. If you're a dad, you can always just say, I'm very disappointed in you, son. And that's worse than anything Dana White can do to him. He's probably going to go home and Habib is going to walk in the door. He's like, Hey, guess what, son? I bought you 10 new grappling pairs. Get to work. Yeah, it's time to train. Yeah. Or you can just take the belt, like take his belt off, but it's a championship belt and just championship belt. Or they could, he could just call him by his middle name. Like when your parents are really upset at you, that's how you know you're in trouble. Yeah. So he'd be like Habib. Habib Abdulman Popovich, Numeraga. Popovich pops back. Abdulman Manapovitch. It's, he could be actually, he said it though too

in the press conference after he's like, Oh, when I get home, my dad's going to slam me. He's kept on saying that slam me. Yeah. Well, so you're going to get slammed. I don't care if you're the best wrestler in the world. Your dad can always wrestle the shit out of you. Always. Yeah. Yeah. It's the mental edge. Hey, guess what guys? Habib's dad is stronger than your dad. Yeah, fact. Okay. Before we get to Jay Glazer, a quick word from a couple of our sponsors. First up is cash app. You already know the cash app is number one finance app on the app store. What you might not know is that you can also put cash app in your wallet with the cash card. It's the only debit card that offers instant rewards and comes packed with premium features. Not even a credit card can

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single week. So you're literally playing against us. Bonus not available for withdrawal, state and age restrictions apply for full eligibility rules and terms and conditions. Go to Fandall.com. Okay. We now welcome on Jay Glazer in studio. He's been on this show multiple times before, but we finally got him in studio and we're going to talk about everything. Wait, wait, what does that make me though? You already said you're a recurring guest. There you go. Yeah. I'll give you 10 hours. The first recurring guest in studio. I know in, so every time I text you being like, Hey Jay, you want to come on? I'm pretty sure you're like, who the fuck is this guy? But yeah, I guess I'll just call up now. You know what we look like. So when I text you randomly

on a Sunday night, you're going to be like, Oh, it's those shitheads. I'm still going to be like, who the fuck is this? Yeah, right, right, right. Now that I know it bothers you, I'm really going to do it. Absolutely. We used to ask this question to every guest, but I think we should bring it back for you. Who's the most famous person in your cell phone? Who's the most famous cell phone? You also don't have an iPhone. You also have your green dot city. What the hell is that? You have, you, you don't have an iPhone. You have the green bubbles. No, I got this iPhone. What is that? Oh, you have a big cat has an old battery pack. Big cat doesn't identify, but I do have this drives people crazy. Look at that. How many unanswered emails drives people? 17,863. Right. So don't

feel bad. How many of those are dick pills? No, I answer those. Yeah. Why would I not? So yeah, who's most famous besides the rock, besides the rock? Actually, you want to just call the rock? He's in, I think it's in London right now. Oh, they don't have phones in London. He's probably taking it easy. He hasn't worked that hard right now. Okay. He's the most famous. Yeah. Who else is, I've got a lot of people. I have weird people in my cell phone. Weirdest. Weirdest. Weirdest. The strangest. Banksy. No, probably Jared from Subway. Oh, I don't know if that phone works. That's exactly right. That's just getting what's coming to him right now. Yes. Yes. You know what? I was because I'm trying to think who was the other day. I had somebody very

out of my cell phone. So who's the weirdest that you'll call right now is going out? Like, why is that person of my cell phone? But I have, you know, our gym unbreakable out in LA. We have a weird crew that all hangs out and works out together. So your workout crew at any one period of time, like we've had crews where the workout crew is Aaron Rogers, Sophie Turner from the Game of Thrones, Chuck Liddell. I bet Sophie Swat's more than Aaron Rogers. CEO of Bank of New York, Stallone, Joe Jonas, Demi Lovato, they're all together. They're all like together. It's the ultimate name drop, but that's just how our dream is. It's crazy. It's ridiculous. I don't know how the hell I got there, but yeah, I basically am putting together like the coolest locker room

ever and then, you know, and then selling it. Do you have to be famous to work out there? No, but you got to have some money. Yeah. Okay. And you got to fit. We don't take everybody. You got to fit. Like, you got to fit. You got to kind of fit. We're kind of all screwed up in there. You'd fit. Yeah. Yeah. Because you got to be fucked up, but we're good with our fucked upness. Okay, I like that. So you got, you have the gym out in LA. You have Bellator coming up this weekend. You're going to be the voice of Bellator. Yeah. I'm the host of Bellator, which I love. I've been with them. Like, I was the first host of an MMA show in America when I did the pride fighting chips for Fox in like 2004. Yeah. All right. And then we would host it, but then they cut

away for all the ground and pound because the legal department of Fox are like, you can't show this. Right. You know, now look how far it's come. And then I did a lead XC. I did affliction fights, which is supposed to be Randy Couture versus Fader. How many affliction shirts do you own? I have zero. That's all right. That I want on the record. Jay Glazer. No, I have, I have, no, I've tapped out. How many tap out shirts? I like to tap out guys, but I have, but I have, I have, um, you know, they have burning man. Yeah. I have had burning affliction and Ed Hardy. Yeah. That's just gone. Yeah. Um, but I'm not gonna lie to you. I was wearing them back in the day. Yeah, you were. Yeah, you were. The worst thing is I had this like bedazzled, horrible,

kind of affliction-y shirt and we're going to a soup bowl in Arizona way back. Um, straight hands last again, I think 2007, right? Yeah. So we're going to go like the Maxim party and my dumb ass pulls this shirt out. I don't, I'm a child. I don't know how to dress. And, and I say to Chuck Liddell, Hey, what do you think of this? Pretty cool, right? It's like, I was like, you know, jewels on. He's like, Oh, totally. You should totally wear that. So I wear this shirt. I'm like the red carpet at Maxim and I'm getting murdered. And I said to Chuck, dude, I thought you said this thing was great. He goes, I didn't really think you're going to wear it. That's fantastic. Yeah, I could see that. That's horrible. So then I, so I went from that to

Elite XC did that and then strike force, which is Scott Coker, who's the head of Bellator here, then the UFC and then I'm back to Scott Coker, which is Bellator. And I love him, man. I love, you know, this, this sport, I started a long time ago, you know, two whopping fights with a great one on one record. I'm a really bad fighter, but I could take a beating. And, you know, I started with Fox, David Hills, the chairman. I came in the day I won this big submission fighting tournament under Hensel Grace, who's here, but I got really messed up in the process. And David Hill said, I'm like, my eye was shut and my foot was broken. My very first day of Fox. And he says, what the fuck happened to you? I'm like, Hey, it's just one of the world's submission fighting championships.

He says, I don't know what the fuck that is, but you'll never fucking do it again. I was like, what? I'm clearly not on TV for my looks. And it's still the case. So, you know, now I work for these guys and I love Bellator. What's, uh, I know we eat Bellator and obviously UFC, not the same company, but what, what, uh, you know, the Habib McGregor thing, does that something like that? Does it kind of all right? All tides lifts, you know, rising tide lifts all boats where it helps Bellator as well. People are talking about MMA more in the mainstream. Well, the guy who could be went after Dylan Dennis, he's one of our fighters at Bellator. Oh, really? I think he's fighting for us in December. So that's awesome.

Have you talked to him? I mean, not since it happened. Yeah. Great. You're just a guy. Great. You're just a guy. But here, here's the thing, man. It's again, I've been around the sport for a while. As much as people say, think this is just a bunch of guys come off a barstool. It's not this sport was built on the way of the samurai. It is a respectful thing. You know, when you go and fight in Japan, it's dead. So you have 60,000 fans there and they will not see a thing because they do not want to disrupt the concentration of the warrior. That's sweet. So it sounds like you kind of side with Khabib there saying like, hey, McGregor crossing lines. Yes, but you can't, but it's got to be in the cage, man. You cannot take it out of the cage.

What about the promo though? Like McGregor crossing lines and promo trying to. No doubt. That's what they were doing. USC was selling that. And it's like, here's the other thing too. You got to be fucked up to be in this sport. Oh yeah. Okay. We're different. Everybody in this sport is different. And, you know, you can't expect to, oh, let's rile these things up. And, you know, and same with football players, like you got to be fucked up to play in the NFL, right? You got to be fucked up to be great at anything. Yeah, to podcast. Yeah. Yes. Of course. We're fucked up. We're fucked up. I'm just a mess toughest. You can't be kind of normal and great. Yeah. And when you're stoking these flames like guys like Khabib,

they won't play like that. You know, it's just you can't do that. But the one thing I'll say is, man, you got to keep it in the case. Same thing as like the NFL. You got to keep it in those lines. You know, I years ago at Fox, I had a video, a surveillance video that I played on Fox of, you know, Joey Porter, who's done with the Steelers, attacking Levi Jones with the Bengals at a blackjack table in Vegas. And I got the Palm surveillance video and Joey was so mad at me for putting it out there. I'm like, dude, it's got to stay in line. Yeah, cannot take this shit outside of those lines. So it's just in this sport, especially because there's such a still a stigma.

It's unfair to the Chuck Liddell's and Randy Couture's and Federer Melanenco's and Hensel Gracie's and Hoy's Gracie and people who and Matthew's who butter mean who who's built all his blood for all these years to get the sport to where it is. It's disrespectful to them. Am I crazy for thinking that Steven Seagal could step into the octagon right now and just dominate? Have you seen those videos of him? He's got 10 guys sprinting at him and they just flip over his finger. Yes. Yeah, it really is. How do you counter that? You know, I don't know. He would kind of walk down the cage with people. Yeah. And he would literally think that he's the reason why Anderson Silva is great. And you know, he thought we're kind of,

you know, laughing about how great we think he is. And we were definitely laughing at him, not without a doubt. But so he trains in Akito, right? He didn't train. He's got shit. Is Akito a real thing or is it just magic? No, no, definitely. No, no, it is. You're using somebody else's momentum against him. But Anderson Silva is great because Anderson Silva. Trust me on this. Nothing to do with Steven Seagal. Steven Seagal got choked down in a movie set by Judo Jean LaBelle, which I know Jean LaBelle's not a lot of talk about, but it's true. He got choked out like they fought on a movie set. That's that's, there's no way that didn't happen. That didn't happen. I want to go back to a point you just made, though, and ask you a question

here about, uh, MMA. So you're saying like you got to stay behind, oh, you're right there. You got to stay between the lines. You got to stay in the octagon. I actually think for football, yes. For MMA, I actually think more so. No, I think it's the opposite because the fight game and you know, selling fights, it's kind of the whole world is upside down when you're selling a fight where an arrest, a, uh, jumping in the stance, it sells more fights. It's almost the bad because, oh, it's going to help the US. They're going to make more money off this. Yes. But it's not what these guys paved the way for it. No, it's, it's not, man. It's bad. You got, again, it goes back to martial arts, the respect of the warrior, and that's not what the warriors do.

I wish. I wish. Well, I'm getting old. So, and it's, no, I like that. I get it. You're just, I feel like I'm meditating when I'm talking to you through respect to this MMA. I like that. So when, uh, when you're doing your NFL insider stuff, what part of that is outside the lines and what parts inside? Where do you draw the line? What do you mean? Is your whole life just inside the lines? Fight anybody during the, during it? I'm saying, do you have a code, a samurai warrior code about breaking NFL news? Yes. I got to have three sources on anything I say that, that's really big. Um, because I just want to make sure everything I say is right. I don't know where to get anything wrong. And that's where, as just, like I was the first guy to do

minute by minute breaking news with me and Lenny Pascarelli. Yeah. For, he was, I was a CBS Sportsline.com. He was at ESPN.com. Uh, and then Mort got involved and Clayton, those guys, but we were like the first ones to do it. And then, you know, the pressure, and I would talk to these guys as they came up like, dude, make sure you're right. Don't be first. I would rather have, I'd rather be last and right and everything than first in a bunch and wrong 10% of the time. Yeah. It's just, especially nowadays with people wanting attention and clickbait and all that stuff. I hate those kids worse than worse. But you guys don't break the news like that. We do. We broke a lot of fullback news this off. Chipp Kelly to Florida broke that. But you got it right. No,

no, that was right. No, he went on vacation in Florida. That's right. You're dead on. Do you find it difficult at all that you are friends with a bunch of guys in the league and people question that? And that is a question that used to happen. Not anymore. It used to happen to us. So can you tell us what we do to continue doing it? You guys are doing your job pretty damn well. You worry about how you do. And that's what people come to me and try and tell me how to do my business back then. I'm like, you don't put food on my table for my kid. I fucking do it. You don't do it. Don't worry about how I do my business. We got to adopt the kid that way. Use him as a shield. Yeah, we can say that. Yeah, we got to do that. You did that. You adopted your kid just so you

could say that. No other reason. Yeah. No other reason. I was like, you know, I need to do it. I need to adopt the kid. I need a shield. It's interesting though, because I love my boy. I think Big Cat brings up a good point. Like you are friends with a lot of people in the league. We're friends with some people in the league. Probably not as many as you. Like Bordel's ever heard about. Yeah, we're creeping up there. Jared Goff, Danny Woodhead. Biggest names on the list. But when you're doing these types of stories, like in the news last weekend, O'Dell Beckham sat down with ESPN without like any communication between ESPN and the Giants PR. Do you ever go through the PR departments or do you just say, Hey, this is my guy. If he wants to sit down for him with me,

that's my business. That's what I try to do. I try and, you know, some people are guys I'm friends with, some I'm not. But yet, look, what I try to do, you know, back in the days, I, when I came to this giant locker room in 93, I was like, Oh my God, I got no education. I don't have any experience like these guys. How could I be different? Like I can't beat these guys here at their game. How could I be different? And I said, you know, I'm going to have relationships with these guys. It's just sports. Who gives a fuck? I might cover in the Middle East or public. It's not real. We're just there for escapism. So I'm like, I'm going to have, and I just have more in common with the players than I did my Shruller reporter back then. Yep. So I am going to have

relationships. I do like people. I like to talk. So I started forming these relationships with these players and I talked to anybody and some of these nobodies that I talked to now are now GMS, right? You know, head coaches, little coaching assistants and you just, you know, you're friendly with people. So and I've always gone for the relationships instead of the scoop. Because if you burn someone on a scoop, they'll never talk to you again. And, you know, people used to criticize me and go, Oh, well, you're not objective. You're too close to the players. And I, the other way, I'm like, you guys are an objective because the guys don't talk to you. You rip them. Right. You don't know the full story. You don't know context. So I've always been a relationship guy.

I've tried to, man, if you, just for me, if you're in laughter, you're not living. I'm just having to try to have fun in this. Is there ever a scoop you screwed up that you'd like to take back to burn those bridges? No. Oh, undefeated in your scoops. Man, you got to live and die with what you go with, you know. But did anyone maybe call you up and like, I'm never giving you anything. I've almost got a couple of fights in the locker room. One time, my best friend, Strayhand, he and I got into a bed in the locker room and he took out what I wrote and he threw it at me in there. And I think Jesse Armstead and Michael Barrow got in between us to break it up. And I was livid that he did that because he's my boy and you don't embarrass me. We can't, oh man, we went

off. That's crazy. You can't do that anymore. Now that everybody just reads the news on their cell phones. They're not going to throw their iPhone. They'll throw his iPhone out. Yeah. And Michael and I, our fights are, are kind of notorious. We get, we've gotten better now that he's gotten real famous and rich. So I can't do my normal stuff. But we used to get, I mean, he's my, I love him, dude. He's my brother. Our first, the first guy I was ever friends with in this league, 1993. Nobody talked to him. He was drafted replace Lawrence Taylor and LT's still on the team. And nobody talked to me because I'm an asshole. And the two of us just kind of latched on each other for five years. Nobody really talked to either one of us. And I just continue to build

my relationship in that locker room with him and other guys. And it really wasn't until, you know, for five years, Michael wasn't first four, five years, first four years, he, man, they moved this position. They couldn't get a starting lineup. And it wasn't until Deacon Jones and Howie Long talked to him and said, you don't play football, you fight and you wage war against their head, their heart, their hands, their, I mean, and I still use that when we train guys, and it just changed them. And he went from, you know, being a part timer, whatever, to 15 sacks and never look back. And all those people used to laugh at us and kill us for our relationship. We won. Are you still friends with Mike Thomas? Yeah. What, what do you think about the narrative that

he's kind of lost that Pittsburgh locker room? I mean, I think he's been there for so long. It's everybody wants you to have a perfect marriage every single year. It just doesn't happen unless you're the Patriots. You know, and it goes up and down. You know, there's smoke there with, you know, people last year are like, Oh my God, there's, you know, there's friction in the Patriots. I looked at it the other way. It took 17 years for us to hear that there was any problems. To me, I think Brady and, and Belichick should do like a Ted talk on marriage counseling because, you know, what relationship lasts 17 years without hearing that's a great point. That's a great point. I looked at totally the other way. Yeah. So you don't, but

the Tomlin stuff to me is interesting because he has so many, I mean, leaving on bell and Antonio Brown, Big Ben, those three guys are not the easiest guys to, you know, keep happy, stay out of the news. You don't think that there's a feeling that if the Steelers don't make the playoffs this year, he could be in trouble. I don't know. I'll answer that question because, you know, again, some places, you know, you just start getting tired of marriages and some places, places you're like, Hey, it just happens and let's just, just the right guy and let's keep going. And it's, you know, I think, I think I hate talking about a hot seat story as early because you don't talk about another man's job because well, we have, but it's also

things change so much by week 12. And you have all these places where this guy's fired and that guy's fired. And I mean, God almighty, Tom Conflin was fired before every time he won the Super Bowl, right? And Rivera has been fired like three times. Yeah. And, you know, Marty shot and Howard fired every year in San Diego and then it goes 14 and two. And then it just affects families. And I just think it's irresponsible because you don't know what's going to happen come week 10 on every time another man's job. So that being said, oh, yeah, breaking, breaking moves. What do you got? Hank? What's the thing? I'll leave you on Bella's just trade to the Eagles. Oh, holy fuck. Interesting. Oh, look at that. What are your thoughts on that? How'd you not get

that? It's not true. It's not. No, it's true. You just said it. Yeah. How'd you not get that scoop? Cause I'm not looking at my phone for this. Well, holy shit. Oh, let me see you. You missed out on that. I did. See what you guys are doing. You're distracting me from my damn job. Yeah, we're actually just fucking with you. We're fucking with you. That didn't actually happen. But it probably will happen in a couple minutes. We did that. Who did we do that to as well? We did that report. He like actually shit himself. Yeah. I think we said like Colin Kaepernick just got signed by the Cowboys or something like that. Yeah. And he like almost cried. But that's the thing too. Like when I did this, when I started this job, oh my God, I used to have to have everything

every fifth round pick, third round pick, everything. And I used to used to drive me crazy right when I didn't ever ruin pretty much every relationship I've ever had. And well, end of my marriage in a whopping 10 months. Okay. Oh yeah. If you had 10 months in the divorce pool, you won marriages. Yeah. It's terrible. It's ruined every relationship I've ever had. And then thank God that people were Fox like, Hey, you don't need to do this anymore. You've kind of moved up and on from that. Let's just kind of do the big stuff on Sundays and so you don't Thursday nights. So you feel a little liberated being able to. Yeah. So I still, no, it's not a walkaway. I still want to make sure I, I mean, I'm still nonstop on the phone,

still constantly on, you know, doing it, but I don't have to have this third round pick resign and this seventh round pick resign and these little trades. But you know, my thing is I want to make sure I come hot on Sunday mornings and now Thursday nights. So in a perfect world, three years from now, are you even in the breaking news business? Yeah, I'm still, well, I still want to be the inside guy, you know, the guy that, and God, I put out like 1% of what I'm told. So everybody kind of knows, all right, there's so much more behind the scenes. So much. And I like that. Also a great marketing strategy. Give it to us. Give it to us.

I know so much more. Give it to us. Guys, there's so much stuff that comes up on a daily basis that it's just like, oh my God, the world just would have any idea what goes on this lake. What's the biggest story from the early 2000s that you didn't break? No, that I didn't break. Yeah. Oh, God, I remember. That you kept on around. Early 2000s. You know, punchy I am. I can't remember yesterday. I mean, oh my God. We'll give you a story. I literally cannot remember like things from two days ago. I am a walking. Yeah. I'm a walking. See, I'm forgetting this. We'll give you a story. We'll give you a story that you're just here and we'll give you one.

You'll give me one. We'll give you a story. You give us a story. Ready? Okay, good. All right. One. No one's talking about. Plague portals now locks his Jeep. That's actually a fact. He got broken into. You have three sources on that? Yes. Yes. Myself, PFT. That's enough for me. And it was locked. That's good enough for me. What's your story? What is a story that I missed? Or like one that maybe is like. I was sleeping when Jared Allen and the bears kept calling me that he signed this huge contract. I made the best shirt ever for that. Wyndham, Dynam, 69. I'm sold by four of them.

I missed that one because my ass was sleeping for something else this year. I'll teach you to sleep. Yeah. I don't remember. My biggest story I've ever had was the Spygate video. Yeah. So what'd you do with that video? Well, I still haven't played a party. Absolutely. Is that on your phone? I played a party. He's playing his own album to parties. You go to Jake Glaser's party. He just pops on the Spygate. It was fantastic. You know, it was funny because back then the NFL had a head of security, Milt Olwich, and this was his investigation of me. They wanted to talk to me. I'm talking to me for it. And he's like, it's almost like,

hey, so who gave the Spygate videos? I'm like, Milly, you're fucking kidding me. I'm not telling you. He's like, are you sure? Okay, you broke me. Yes, here it is. Oh, I can't take the heat. Wow. I had Senator Arlen Specter call me to try to give me my copy of the Spygate video. I couldn't believe it. And I'm on the beach with my dad, right? And I'm sitting there, and he calls up and he's like, okay, Senator Specter, and he's like, hey, look, we really want your copy because I have the only copy in existence. And he's like, I said, why would you want my copy? And I forget his reasoning. But I said, you know, not for nothing. I really think there's better things for our tax dollars to go to than you guys looking to the Spygate video and

how the NFL and the Patriots handle it. I think there's way better things for you guys to deal with. And he says to me, I could offer you a bigger scoop if you give me this copy of Spygate. And now you're interested. I said to him, the Kennedy assassination. I said to him, there's Ted Cruz's dad. I said, I said, not for nothing, Senator Specter. I just hit a grand slam and bottom of the ninth. You know, I'm Bobby Thompson, you know, beat the Yankees in the World Series. I don't really know if there's anything you can give me bigger. But also, I just don't think it's something Congress should be involved in. And then he turns around and says, well, I try to make it easy. So I just want you to understand, if you don't, we could bring you

in and he's threatening jail time. We can bring you in for obstruction of justice. And I literally said to him, the hell do I care? All I do is fight and lift anyway. And my dad is looking at me going, what are you doing? And I said, I'm trying to show them that I'm off. And he's like, son, what is wrong with you? So I even got to talking to by Fox by George Greenberg was, because it was there was a thing in USA today that was my quote. And they're like, okay, we are now telling you to shut the hell up. Yeah, no more of all I do is fight and lift. Anyway, I don't care about going to jail. We do it. I'm just an all time quote though. What happened to me? I don't want to go to jail. Yeah, what happened? You actually have

how bad is it? Is it in a seat? Oh, it's brilliant. So what's what's on it? Describe it to me. Wait, I thought we're going back up explain everything just explain it. I thought Adele and we aired it on Fox explained it all explain the whole story. We so they destroyed what they thought was everything. And then I have the one remaining one we aired it on Fox. It was my second week in studio at Fox. And they all at that time Fox wasn't sure. They're like, how did you get this? Did you steal it? I'm like, did I steal it? I live in that West coast. You think I ran to like to Park Avenue and broke it and like, are you guys but they didn't really know me that well back then. And they thought about not airing it. I'm like, Hey, this is what you hired me for.

You air it or I'll go somewhere else with it. And we aired a little snippet of it. And then this story became how did I get it instead of that itself? And I was kind of a little pissed off about that. Was there anything on it that like the stuff that didn't air on Fox? Was there anything that was worse than the guy? No, it was all set. But at first the guy is like zoning in on like girls in the crowd on like T&A. And then he's like, check it out some of the Jet City dancer, whoever was the cheerleaders. And then so for like 10 minutes, he's just a creeper. Yeah. And then he goes into the good stuff. And then, you know, I'm watching it. And first when I'm watching, I'm like, man, I got poop. I thought I got spiked in video. This is a crock of shit. This is like somebody just

looking at boobs and you know, and I'm like, damn. And then all of a sudden it clicks over and you're like, oh my God, this is it. And it's actually appeared in my life where I have some stuff going on where there's going through the divorce. And I'm like, man, I could really use something to pick me up right now. And thank you, my best friend, God almighty and heaven. This came into my life. And then it was a it was crazy after that because the story became the initial lost investigation. And now I got this video and I fingered Mike Barrera as the as the culprit because I was like fighting with my back then. I was like, fuck him. I don't care. He didn't do it. I just put on him. And when they brought him in to like interview him, he totally botched it. They put the light

on him. He totally messed it up. And he's like, oh my, so they're looking at him. He's the guy. And you know, I had to throw everybody off the trail who really who I got it from. Sacrificed. Like a case of Tito. And obviously we work together. He'll tell you stories. He's like, oh my God, like he totally just be caved under pressure. But they started doing like where I got this, this video from. And I was not comfortable with that because it's not supposed to be about me. It's supposed to be about, you know, the story itself, the fact that this is an elaborate, you know, cheating scandal and and how the league covered it. And it just, man, it shifted gears onto me, which I didn't like. I've got a theory about that. And you can tell me if

I'm right, that your source was Ernie Adams. And you got the tapes because brilliant. Because the actual tape was way, way worse, the one that they ended up destroying. So he sent you one that was just like the PG version. I don't know. They got, they got, I don't have any copies they had in the office, but you know, they were, it's, I mean, it goes on for a while until I think it was Steve Urineau. It's just security. I came over and stopped it. Isn't it safe? It's somewhere. Interesting. Couldn't help, but notice that you didn't say no to Ernie Adams. You kind of did this fake laugh. I'm just not saying I'll never, ever take it to your grave or they got a deep throat set on his deathbed. If the guy dies or the female dies. Oh, nice what you did or the dog,

maybe it was a dog, dog tubes, right? Yeah. Or if it's or if Blake Portals eventually allows me to go with him, then fine. Yes. Okay. Perfect. Uh, there's actually Gronk just zooming in on the T and S. How many more seasons of ballers are there going to be? We just signed for another season. Nice. Is that going to be the season that Vince does Medellin? I don't, I don't, I like that. That's great. What, what, seriously, what, what frigging love doing that, man. I bet because people come to me now also like, dude, I love your, I'm not a fucking actor. I play my normal dickhead self. Yep. And like, there's one year they're like, Hey, uh, this season finale two years ago. They're like, Hey, um, could you, we got a scene for you. We're going to make sure

you're okay. It's a strip club scene and you guys, you guys getting a fight. I'm like, so you're asking me not to act? Yeah, right. Right. Okay. Fine. Oh, yeah, sure. Are you going to pay me for this? Yeah. It's great. It's amazing how much power that show and, and man, Dwayne and them have. It's unbelievable. Yeah. Yeah. I love the fucker. He's the best. Um, I had a quick question for you about ESPN's booth. So they put J, they put Jason Witton in there. No, don't ask me about other, other homes. Yeah. Don't ask another man's job. Okay. I won't comment about other homes. I'll put it this way. Take care of our home. I'll put it this way. Would you ever consider getting a weave or a wig like Jason Witton got? No, obviously my problem with Erlach are getting his hair. Yep. I

just, you guys remember my comments back then? I think I was definitely inappropriate. And I tweet, read, read, I don't know if you're looking, but I said, I said, please respect our family's privacy while we get to bottom this and find out who shaved. He is. It is. He was and put him on his head. I mean, I offered him some of my ass hair for a second. We had Erlach her in a month ago and PFC asked him if, if the hair came from his ass. And he said, no, no, he said, I think you guys need more sources on that. He said it came from the back of his head, which depending how far down you go, could be his ass. So he's, you know, he's partners in our, in our gym. Right. And we're sitting there one day and he's always wearing a golf, a baseball hat,

always, right? And he takes it off for sitting to have a lunch. And I noticed like, just suddenly a little thing here and I'm looking at him going, huh, maybe all these years, I don't, man, maybe he doesn't know we're sitting here. I really, I start questioning myself. I'm like, huh. And then 10 months later, he comes out with a full ass head of hair and it's just, it's just, it makes me uncomfortable. Here's, here's what you said. Okay. Listen, people, stop making fun of my friend and business partner, Brian Urlacher. Clearly he's as shocked as you are that someone in the middle of the night took a bunch of hair from his sack and transplanted it onto his head. I'm asking you to respect our family's privacy at this time. I like it.

Some of my best work right there. Yeah, that's good. I'm sure all the people at Fox are really proud of me for that Pulitzer Prize winning writing. So you have trained a lot of people. What's one NFL coach you'd like to train? Who do you think could do the most damage? Andy Reed. I'd love to train. I'd love to train him. Actually, when I go to, we train the Falcons for two seasons. Okay. And when I go down there, Dan Quinn likes to spar. I bet. He likes the back. I'm like, yeah, he's a tough jersey dude. And he's, he's good. And then when he messes something up, this is not what he does all the time, but he's trained boxing. But if he messes something up, he gets so pissed off. I thought you're going to say he blames Kyle

Shanahan. God, who else? Who do you think you'd just do the most damage as a coach right now? Off the street. Put them in a ring together. The answer is easy. Doug Morone. Oh yeah, Doug Morone. Doug Morone. Doug Morone. Oh yeah, Vrable. Vrable. Vrable. Have you ever seen Morone's legs though? Yeah. Yeah. You have Morone's legs. I would say Vrable though. I would say thick. Vrable's off. Yeah. All right. My last question. Vrable's very off. Put it, it's a C-keek question. Put in promo code take. You get $10 off your C-keek purchase. Go and, and see Bellator this weekend. Absolutely. It's in Mohegan Sun Friday and Saturday. And there's two of them. There's two of them. Yes. Friday night, Mohegan Sun Saturday. It's in Long Island. Long Island. Right. Boom. And

tonight you're doing work with MVP. Yes. Tell people what MVP is. How much time do I got? Yeah. How much time do I got? We actually never want you to leave. Okay. Here you go. So, MVP is something I started with Nate Boyer about three years ago. Merging vets and players. We're taking former combat vets for when their uniform comes off and former football players started there before we're pro athletes for when their uniform comes off and we merge them together. We, we train them for about a half hour just to get that burn again. But afterwards we sit on these mats after and we, we get a bunch of bad asses and power and other bad asses. Show them they're not alone. Trying to get them to, you know, all our vets not to look at it like, oh,

man, I'm different. We want them to look at it like, no, motherfucker, you're different. Different's good. That's what I said when I walk in that giant locker room. How could I be different? Stray hand is doing something. It's different. Rock is doing something. No pro wrestler. It's different. Right. Different is good. They got to understand that and they look at it negative. And our football players, they're finishing up and they're going through a lot of the same things and they look at it like, oh, man, I used to play in the NFL. And my thing is, no, dude, you played in the NFL, whatever scars you got, you got it from playing in the NFL. You know, and fighters are the only ones who are proud of their scars. They're proud of cauliflower here.

They're proud of everything that happens because you fought and we're trying to get our vets and other ex athletes to all be proud of their scars, appreciate their scars. You know, we went around the room. These guys are the greatest, smartest group of people you'll ever be around. And they come back. They're homeless. They can't get jobs. The people are assuming they have PTSD. You know, they don't make money when they're over there. When they're in war zones, they get hazard pay. It's an extra like 350 bucks. And, you know, let's say you're over there for 10 years and all of a sudden you come out, you got no money. Where are you going to go? And a lot of these guys are running from something or leaving from something in the first place and they're

going in and they got nothing to come back to. So we've had a ton of our guys. There are these homeless shelters, all these barracks all over LA. So we take those guys in and we're trying to get them to be proud of their scars. So tonight Bellaturas, they're paying for us to, they brought us all in at Hensel Gracie's gym, who is I started training with again back and way back in the day to have a pop-up MVP here in New York City to try and raise money to start it here. We're in LA every week. We're in Vegas. We're in Chicago now. Thanks to Bellatura. Now in New York, we're trying to get in every NFL city. Dan Quinn is trying to fund one for us to go down in Atlanta. And we're just building the community. We work out for like a half hour

then talk. That's on Wednesdays. But then these guys go hiking together Saturdays. My thing was on, hey, everybody, you guys have lost. Like when I die, you all better not wear a black. You better be laughing your ass up. No one's mourning. Celebrate me. Have a toast. I'm wearing my bedazzled afliction shirt. There you go. Thank you. So I'm like, let's take a hike on Saturday morning to get closer to your boys. And so they do that Saturdays. They barbecue Sundays. They take golf lessons too. It's just this community that I'm trying to build. When you're alone, that's from bad shit happens. When you're not, you got your brothers back and your teammates back. I'm just trying to build them on the new team. So go to vetsandplayers.org. Man, we need as much help as we can get. Me and

Nate Boyd just started this literally out of my house. We're going to put the link in the podcast bio. When I did those pushups the other day, how many lives did I save personally? I was surprised you didn't die. I was like, oh my God. So we started a charity to save you off of that. Yes. This is all a big one long card to give you to do cardio. What you did though, this was straight hand coming saying, dude, why don't we, Michael's version is that I went to him like, he has this clothing line. Like, dude, we're going to do a pushup challenge. We're going to get it at the gap. We're going to get it. We're going to get it very good. We're going to give you this pushup challenge and you're going to donate some sort of clothes or equipment we ever did to a vet for

every 25 pushups that are done. Okay. So it just went, you know, we had you do it. It was the biggest star. Yeah, probably. Then we had like Pratt do it and Krasinski and Stallone, Chris Pratt. Never heard of it. Then everybody else kind of, it just took off. So Michael, I think in a couple weeks, we're going to go give out all this clothes and some other stuff to all these vets. Awesome. It's pretty cool. It's a really cool community that we built, man. I'm really proud. I think this is, you know, like I said, you guys earlier, I'm just in sport to give a fuck. I love it. God bless me with his ability to do something pretty cool. I got to use my, my, what I've been blessed with to, you know, kind of help others. I know it sounds cheesy, but it's the truth. No,

it's fun. I mean, you could, a lot of the things you said here is like we, we have the same mindset where we're, our job is to make people laugh and have fun and not take sports too seriously. Yep. We're escapism. That's all we are. We're escapism from the real world. The real world's scary. Yeah. The real world sucks. I had my last question. I guess we could just power through it. It's the people, people also asked on Google. Do you know people like also ask questions about you that they, they Google your name. By the way, it says I'm married on that. I'm not. Okay. Well, so for both our female ladies out there, please. All right. How old is Jay Glazer? There's people, not me. Um, people are asking this. I'm 48. Okay. That's, I told you I've been hit in the head

a lot. There was a problem. I forget. I actually forgot my age yesterday. Yeah. How tall is Jay Glazer? Five, seven and one eighth. Let's go. Damn freaking right. Okay. That's PFT's height. No, no, I'm a little bit taller. How much does Jay Glazer make? People are asking that. Wapping three 35 an hour in all the capital. There we go. I love what people, people, someone asked me that the other day and I just said $10 million a podcast. Don't worry about it. $10 million podcast. I have one last question. Short guy to short guy, me and you. What's your move when you get into a fight? Because we got to scrap a little bit. You know, sometimes the element of surprise comes in. For me, I'm always going to try and,

well, a low leg kick is great because it scares the shit out of people and it's nothing like it. Kick shins. Do you kick shins? No, no. Kick the side of the leg. Got it. So I've actually had to show a couple of things. My low leg kick is like, I have a wrestling background. So I'm going to get inside. I love my elbows using those, but low leg kick. I have a really good, I have a really good low leg kick. So that's a forearm. That's a elbow. Let me feel how sharp your elbow is. I got to be, I got to be inside, but these low leg kicks. So, you know, whenever we're training guys to try, you know, kind of kick the leg, you know, kick the bag and all that because it's like sweep the leg. So Raheem Morris and I had a bet that I give him 10 grand if he could last more

than a minute with me without knocking them out, choking them out or breaking something or put them down and he gives me a thousand if I can. So this goes on for a little while and finally it goes on and I don't, we're fine. Raheem Morris, the former head coach of the Buccaneers, we're finally at his house one day and his wife was there and I'm telling everybody, I'm like, you know what, why are we keeping this thing going? Let's do it. And I kicked the shit out of Raheem Morris. I put his leg, oh dude, I fucked his leg up. Now obviously I was really inebriated. Okay. And so was he. He's told everybody after that, I kind of, I, yeah, I fucked his leg up. Can you arm bar? I'm not great with jiu-jitsu. I'm all right. I have more ground. I can arm bar.

You can? Yeah. I'll break your arm right now. I appreciate it. That would be great. I just say that. I actually don't know how to arm bar, but people don't want to, there's never a follow-up like go ahead and prove that you can arm bar. No one's going to do that. Take my arm. There's a little trick there. I like my little kick. And we kind of go out in the league and have stuff. I kick Steve Kahn, the gym. You're just walking around kicking his card. Yeah, I love like kicking him. And then, and then he tours the killies the next day and he blamed me for it. He's like, he's going to sue me and all that, but it's all because he know he was fighting you. You know, you don't throw punches in the middle. It's like

he has, it's Sean Payton. Yeah. So we go down, we train the saints going into last year and me, Randy Couture and Scott Jason Borba, who's, uh, who's a former, uh, army combatant instructor. He's one of our coach. We train the Browns this off season and I had me, Randy, Chuck Liddell, Jason Borba, Jamal Patterson, who's over here, Eve Weber, a whole bunch of us, Jay Huron. We went out and trained the Browns for a month. Last year we did it for six weeks or eight weeks, heading right into the first game of the season. And we go out and we go out to Emeralds this and that. And Sean starts getting like, oh man, I can fuck you guys up this and that, this and that. And then he starts doing with Randy Couture. And then all of a sudden, Randy takes his watch off.

We're like, oh, that's it. Sean, Sean, that's it. That's it. Play date is over. Yeah. No more. Absolutely over. Yes. Follow up on that. Uh, how much money do you think Sean's going to be making next year as coach of the Cowboys? It's, I mean, the job he's doing, the job he's doing is ridiculous. And that's where people, I think you guys, like how long could Drew go for, Tom go for? The way guys come into this league now, they don't work. They don't understand what hard work is the way guys like that did. So it's getting easier for them. And they're just, they're just so freaking on point, those two. Yeah, you didn't deny he's going to be the coach of the Cowboys next year. I don't know what that was going to happen with me. Yeah. Um,

all right. Jay Glaser, thank you so much. Beltor, we got a couple more things we want you to do after this real quick. Uh, you, you'll find, uh, to say the link again, one more time, MVP. Okay. Thank you. Vets and players.org. www.VetsAndPlayers.org. Awesome. Thank you so much, Jay. Great to have you on. Thanks man. That interview was brought to you by SeatGeek. You heard us ask the SeatGeek question earlier. Well, we like SeatGeek so much. We're going to talk to you about it again, because guess what? It's playoff time in baseball. If you're looking to go to a Red Sox game, if you're looking to go to a Dodgers game, uh, guess what? There's only one choice and that's using SeatGeek. Buying tickets

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No, sometimes I'm doing that, but most of the time I'm typing up the synopsis, and I always like to do a little bit of a headline grab so that people are like, okay, so let's, I'm going to tell you what I got. We're working title here and we can get, we'll segue right into the segments. Jay Glazer, plus, should LeBron James go to jail? Yes, definitely. Okay. He's back on that vino. Yes. So explain what's going on. So LeBron James is giving an interview today. He's doing like a little press work at the podium

and he was talking about his kids. He's a father of three. So let's bear that in mind when we discuss. Jay Glazer just taught us, if you're a dad, you can just say, hey, I'm a dad, back off. And so he was saying his kids are very mature for their age. In fact, so mature that he lets the 14 year old and the 11 year old drink wine. And they said, well, okay, do they like white or red? And he was like, well, you know, whatever we're, whatever we're serving at the time. And then he said, oh wait, not, not Savannah, just me. It put that on me. It's just me giving like it. Cause he realized he's going to be in trouble. He's going to be at the dog house when he got home. So LeBron James is, uh, is poisoning his children. That's the headline out there.

He's poisoning his kids. And should he go to jail? He's not letting them be kids. Yeah. He's robbing them of their youth. And their innocence and their childhood. Yep. I have, um, I got hot take real take for you. Okay. Hot take LeBron James should definitely go to jail. And this is the worst parenting move of all time. And I cannot believe that he is poisoning his children. I'm disgusted. I deleted my,

my screensaver of LeBron James and a Lakers uniform. And, uh, I'll probably never watch NBA again. Wow. Real take, real take. I don't give a fuck. Like this is, this is the most, this is the most common thing ever. Like who, whose parents didn't give them just a little sip, sip of the vino back in the day. He should at least wait until they're of driving age. I really get them drunk. I mean, in Wisconsin, there's a law that you can, if you, if you bring your kid on under 21, you can drink a beer with him at the bar. Five year olds, they, they serve beer in school instead of milk pouch. Yeah, that's it. Yeah. It's, but I honestly, this is the perfect LeBron story because

guys like us can overreact and, and say outrageous things, but really at the heart of it, it's like, I don't care. It's good for your heart, right? Yes. So maybe his kids will have more heart than he has. It's also, if we want to really get real, it's actually like teaching your kids how to enjoy alcohol responsibly is probably a really good fun. It is. So it's not like a novelty when they get to age 17 and they're just like, butt funneling mad dogs.

Right. Like they had their first beer and like, this is fucking awesome. We're like, no, like our dad taught us that, you know, you have a little bit of wine, you do it responsibly. So sorry, Hank, I know this kills you because I actually think LeBron is being a good dad. I'm sorry, but he should go to jail. There you go. Are you happy with that or suspended or suspended a little bit? Just a little suspended from America and the NBA. If, if LeVar ball sees this, he's going to be like, he's just going to put hard liquor in baby bottles for his next round of children.

LeVar ball had the ball kids like drinking sorok and like training. He dropped him out of school. He didn't, he said they don't need to learn school. They just need to play basketball. That's a good day. Yeah. But then he took him over to like Latvia and I'm sure they don't drink straight vodka there. I got another one, Hank, that's going to make you mad. Okay. The, the Brony James Jr. and Maximus, I think his name, his kid's name is, they're also now like, they already were the coolest kids. Now they're doubly the coolest

kids at school. It's kind of sucks. Like they're the kids who like, oh yeah, I've had, I've had the vene. No, but kids, kids in my high school would get in trouble with people, teachers and shit, found out they were drinking. So they should probably get to spend it too. The teachers, the kids, if kids like, if like teachers found out about like a high school party or whatever, like kids would get in trouble. So if there's proof now that they're drinking, like they should, they should be suspended. A little fun fact about PFT's childhood real quick. I was having Cornflakes.

I was having, yeah. I was having people over at my house. I was like 17 and my parents were there. And we're So party. Yeah. Well, we, it was a modest group, maybe like five or six people at a time. We were supposed to hype it up. It was just fucking, oh, Ray Jam. It was a little, yeah. Remember Ken Hardley Waite? It was that. It was Jennifer Lennon.

I was having, I was having more sex. Yeah. But so You're Seth Green. Yeah. We were having, we were having a couple beers and then I get a knock at my door and it's my dad and he doesn't have his keys. So I go up to the front door. I look over the thing and it's my dad. I'm like, get out, get out. I kick all my friends out of the back. They take their beers with them. My dad comes in and he goes, Hey, PFT. I got a little, got a little treat for you.

And he brings out like a six pack of beer and it's like real fancy beer. And he opens one for me. He's like, don't tell your mother that I'm letting you do this. And then I, so then I take a sip of it and, and my friends are like, they decide that they're going to play it cool and act like they were invited and come to the front door and knock and see if they can come in and they knock. And my dad's like, who is that? I'm like, it's my friends. And my dad like takes all the beer and like runs out like, no, no, no, no, they're going to catch me drinking. Yeah. Yeah. But yeah, it's, I think it's, yeah. You know what? My dad used to let me have some sips. My dad also, I used to steal his beers, but he would drink like heavy IPAs and

it just like want to puke. Like this is not for a 15 year old. Yeah. So, Hey, LeBron James, you know what? Sheesh. Yeah. Sheesh. Cheers. Next up, we have shut up John Gruden. So John Gruden, just quit talking. He's just got to stop talking, dude. He, uh, after, after the game or sorry, and the, his press conference, I think on Monday, he was asked by a reporter how to get more turnovers. And he says it starts with pressuring the quarterback. We've got to get more pressure on the quarterback. We've got to force him to make some bad decisions. Just come on, man. We also have another tidbit from, from that, uh, interview from his press conference. You're ready for this. So the Seahawks and the Raiders, right? Play in London. So they have to fly all

the way from the West coast. Or can they go, can they go over the North Pole? My guess is that John Gruden is just going to have him fly West and accidentally go the long way to get there. So Gruden on his flight to London, quote, I hope I can make it. I'm not great claustrophobic. I went to Belarus to watch my son play. I had to fly 14 hours, had vertigo for a month. I couldn't even lay down. The house was spinning. I'm not a great traveler. I'll be honest. I hate it. So bet the Seahawks. Well, though a vertigo John Gruden who can't coach is that a bonus for the Raiders. Also the Raiders have more experience than Seahawks playing on fields that aren't traditionally football fields. So it's just soccer this time. I know there's no dirt. There's no

base path, but it's a little different. I just imagine John Gruden like this big rough and tough football guy like in full pajamas and a sleeping mask and a neck pillow being like, I'm not a good flyer guys. I'm just not a good flyer. Please don't ask me anything. He's going to be so confused when he gets to England and he like tries to order fries and chips and he's like, no, I don't want chips. I want fries, man. And the worst part is Mark Davis doesn't have any money. So they're probably just flying commercial. Yeah. And no P.F. Chang's when you get there either. Yeah. I don't take to have those. Yeah, that's true. It's going to be tough. It's going to be really tough. Bet you Seahawks. Mark Davis is like, Hey, can I get some soy sauce on my beef and potatoes?

Let's see. We have a respect the biz. Big time respect the biz going on in Philadelphia right now. It is a war of who, who done it? It's a who it's a classic who done it like clue who is drinking or eating in the Eagles auditorium, which is a big no, no. So this this shit cracks me up so much. The Howard Eskin, who I think is like a big deal in Philly, Philly people will probably say, I'm wrong for that and get mad at me. He's like the guy that they love to hate there. Right. He's got, he wears the pimp suits and shit. So Howard Eskin started this by tweeting every week. He's it was basically today is the day where I make it a point for media to report on media. There's a rule where no food or drink is permitted in what is the press conference auditorium and

Eagles facility. Guess who always breaks the rule. And he's got like screenshots. Is it the blog boys of people drinking coffees and being like, what happened? He actually tweeted this. What happens if it spills on nice carpet? Guess violator could not help himself with Wawa coffee, $1 any size right now. So I guess that is a hell of a deal. Yeah. Like in the defense of the Philadelphia media. Hey, but so I guess this guy, Jimmy Kamski, who's also a Philly reporter, took a video of Howard Eskin. I think he was chewing gum, but he tweeted and said, well, well, well, look who's eating in the Eagles auditorium. Howard Eskin got pissed. He's like, that's gum dude. I'm chewing gum. That's fake news. Hashtag fake news. Well, embrace debate is

gum of food. I could make the argument that gum is actually worse than normal food because what do you do with gum? You have to throw it away somewhere. You don't swallow it unless you're Hank. Yeah. And so that gum is more than likely going to end up under the shoe of another reporter. Fact. Or even worse, a member of the Philadelphia Eagles coaching staff. And then what happens to your access? The only thing you should eat in that press conference room is your column. Yes. When you screw something up. Yes, exactly. Exactly. But it's, this is, this is the most big J shit ever. Reporting on media on media crime. Yeah. Spin like, Hey, we can't have, we cannot have these $1 coffees. What would happen if it spills? Well, I'm guessing they would just

probably clean it up. Yeah. Cause like spills happen all the time and it's carpet. Who cares? Yeah, I think they'd be fine. They're actually dark carpets as well. So I think it would really be fine. Can we get some, somebody out there to Photoshop Howard Eskin just like eating progressively larger things in the media room? I found him eating an in and out burger from three years ago and I tweeted and I was like, I just came from the Eagles auditorium. Howard Eskin was just eating this in and out burger. Just like Howard Eskin having like a blue crab feast. I love though too that he's now is he's stuck. He boxed himself in because even when he's chewing gum, he's got people videotaping him and being like, what is he doing? Yeah. He's

eating something. If you don't let reporters eat every like 45 minutes, they die. This is a matter of life and death here. Oh man. Okay. Especially Philly reporters. Yeah. Can you imagine telling big aunt? He's not allowed to have a cheese steak. No, big aunt. That's, yeah. It's like breathing. Yeah. You can't do that to him. You cannot do that to him. His name's not big aunt, right? No, I think we, his name is the cause. He just seems like a big, his name is Anthony Gargano. Shout out to him. Yeah, friend of ours. Friend of ours. We got to go. We got to like the first gag on PMT history. Yeah. He was. And he was, he also cut us at the knees when he, when we thought we were in a radio war and he was like, Hey, I actually really like

you guys. I'm just jealous. Like, wait, what? But big aunt, friend of ours, check them out. The cause, I think it's the cause. Yes, the cause. We got to hook up with him again sometime soon. Definitely going to hook up with him. We'll hook up with big aunt. Oh, maybe he's coming to New York for, no, probably not. We'll see him in Atlanta at the Super Bowl. Oh, no, probably not. All right. Last up before we get to guys on checks, we got it. So this is for Dustin Johnson and Brooks. Brooks Kipke. I was going to say, I can't say the name. You got to say the name. It's now stuck in my head every time I read his name. It's Brooks Kipke. They did. So there was a rumor that they got in a fight after the Ryder Cup. Who knows over

what? And then they did the most awkward video of feeling of, of Brooks Kipke and Dustin Johnson basically passing off the players championship award and holy shit. It was very awkward. I thought it was going to be a porn when it first started. That's, that's the level of acting we're looking. It would have been very hot. If you were to pick two guys from the PGA tour, that would be most likely to appear in a porn. Brooks Kipke, Titty fucking Phil. Tiger Woods getting in the back too. Yeah. I feel like beef Johnson would be in there. So yeah, beef Johnson would be that, that porn, like when you watch a porn, you're like, Hey, how's that guy porn? He'd be the guy just like body in the corner jerking off and having like a, having a bowl of meat stew. Yeah.

That guy's kind of gross. How does he, he's a porn star. You didn't know how to do some crunches. They were like, you know that guy. It's all he always be inspirational. He's mixed in every like 10 porn. You're like, what the fuck? And then you see his dick. You're like, Oh, that makes sense. No, the camera, like in certain angles, you're like, that guy's got a tiny wiener. And then it pans around to the side. You're like, no, his belly was just getting in the way of like the last three inches of a close to his body. Gross. Yeah. We watch a lot of porn. Yeah. But it was a porn stars out there. Listen, I'm not trying to body shame, but I'd like my male porn stars to also be in good shape. I disagree because if they're like a little chunky, then I

can pretend that that's me. That's what I'm saying. It's inspirational. Yeah. If it's, if he's in too good a shape, I'm like, there's no way. Except when it's, that's not me. My body gets fooled. Here's the only, here's the only caveat when there's, when it's, when he's chunky and he does the POV, like he's holding the camera. He's just wearing goggles down. That's gross. That's a gross angle. Okay. Um, so anyways, back to the Brooks Keep got and Dustin Johnson video. When I'm, I don't want to also be fat in my POV. Think about it. My POV is always back because you're in your fantasy land. Yeah. My personal POV is always back. For me, it's more about like how realistic could this be in an alternate universe that it's me.

Okay. So yeah, back to Brooks. Gotta find a guy that has the exact same size wiener as me too. That always helps. Oh man. You just do your own porn. I should watch it. All right. All right. I don't even know where we ended up. They did a weird fucking video and they handed the trophy off and we somehow started talking about it. That's a nice trophy. Peyton Manning's writers wrote it, I think. Yeah. Oh, they definitely did. They definitely did. Peyton was probably a fill-in. He was, he was the backup actor. It's probably the same set. They just rolled them in like one after another. Oh man. Okay. Hank. Speaking of porn and masturbating, my boyfriend still masturbates. Question mark, question mark, question mark. Even though I'm always down to fuck question

mark. Yes. Why is this question mark? Should I blame porn question mark? Is he thinking of other chicks? I don't like it. Sometimes you gotta just rub one out and it has nothing to do with you even being horny. Well, it's just, does that make sense? Yeah. And it's also, it's clear the head. It's gonna clear the head. It's maintenance. You're losing a lot of bets. You gotta clear the head. Yeah. If you're stressed out at work, gotta clear the head. Not at work. Not at work. No. Never. Trying to fall asleep. Gotta clear the head. Getting ready to game. Gotta clear the head. Your Yankees just lost in embarrassing fashion on their home field. Gotta clear the head. Yep. Just ate dinner. Gotta clear the head. Just woke up. Gotta clear the head. So you see how,

you see what we're getting at here. You're in the shower. Gotta clear the head. You get it. You get where we're going. Hey guys, I recently bought a new set of lingerie. Is this considered a gift for me or my boyfriend? That's the classic, classic, I got you something, but it's really something for me. Yeah. I mean, I think everybody wins in that circumstance. Wait, is the boyfriend gonna wear it? Yeah. Oh, yeah. It's for both of you then. You should actually say that. You should be like, hey, I got you this gift. Yeah. I'm gonna wear the panties, you wear the bra. Yeah, no, it's actually good because you say I got you this gift and hesitate and see if he's like, you want me to put it on? Yeah, like see how far it goes and be like, no,

no, I got this gift for you. I put it on. Hey guys, especially Hank and Liam's voice, or Hank and his Liam voice. So, so my boyfriend and I were having sex when my mom called and my Apple Watch answered without me knowing. The call says it lasted 30 seconds. Any suggestions on how to smooth this over? Well, it actually sounds like your mom comes pretty quickly. Yeah. 30 seconds. I think she would listen for a little longer than that, right? Well, she probably was at first just thinking that you were being abducted and then she's like, no, this is actually pretty hot. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I don't, I think that's one of those situations you just never ever talk about and pretend it never happened. Wait till you get drunk with your mom, like at a Britney

Spears concert in Vegas and be like, remember that time you literally, you heard me fuck and she's like, yeah, I do. And then, you know, sisters. Yep. I'm the cool mom. Yeah, right. We share everything. Sup boys, especially thick cat. Whenever I have a really great orgasm, my ears ring and I can't hear very well for a few minutes. I think she means a concussion. I'm not a screamer. Are you fucking Beethoven? I'm not a screamer and it only happens when my boyfriend goes down on me. He's not screaming either. Why does this happen? I think you, I think it's like one of those uh, what's evolutionary things where if you have an orgasm, you can't hear because you don't want to hear what a guy sounds like when he comes because it's weird. I was gonna say you have spinal stenosis.

What's that thing where you get your nerves getting weak? Yeah, you have spinal stenosis. I just, I just looked it up. Yep. You got spinal stenosis. Go see a doctor. What's up PMT, especially all of you. So there's this guy that I haven't talked to in a while, but he hit me up randomly on IG. He's kind of cute. So I told him I'd go hiking with him, but he keeps trying to get me to go out and drink. I'm not sure I want to do that yet. What should I tell him? Or should I keep avoiding the question every time he brings it up? I got an answer. Yeah. You go get a drink, but make sure there's a hard out. So I don't, I don't know what the hard out would be. You're going to have to think about it,

but if I were going to do a hard out, it'd be like, hey, the game's starting. Gotta go. Or have a friend call you after an hour at the bar and you pick it up. Hey, I got to go or compromise and just go to a bar at the top of like a really long staircase. Basically a hike. Well, I got a question. Isn't going for a hike way more intimate than going to a bar? Yeah. Like that's way more involved. You're with someone. You are in the woods. You're alone. Like in a bar, if the date's going bad, at least you can just make fun of the people next to you. Also, you're in a public space at a bar. Yes. If you go hiking, that's like, you know what I think? He is probably afraid that you're

trying to kill him. Yes. So he's trying to get you to meet him in a place where there are witnesses. Yeah. So you're, you know what? You're coming off as kind of a creeper here. Yeah. Well, those hike suggestions. Yeah, I would definitely do the bar. All right. Last one. Some guys, especially broke back big cat. Ooh. My boyfriend and I set up two of our best friends together about two months ago. My best friend had really liked this guy since they hit it off when we all went out together. And he also expressed interest in her to my boyfriend. However, since then he has continued to talk to her daily, but his friend told me and my best friend that he's actually interested in another girl. Also, I broke up with my boyfriend, so I can't ask him

what is going on. So what the fuck do I do? This is actually, I'm very confused. It's very convoluted. So, so her and sounds like she just wants to bang the guy. She's a girl. She's afraid. She's a girl. She's afraid that if she asks him what's going on with his girl, the girl he's interested in, he'll think that that's a sign of interest from her. But in reality, she's trying. What are you, Emma? What is this? What's going on? What's Emma? It's a, it's the movie with Gwyneth Baltrow, where she sets people up. Emma from Degrassi. Is it a good movie? Yeah, it's based off of shock a lot. It's based off of Clueless. Remember shock a lot? Yeah. Honestly, like I just, I thought broke back big cat was good. And then you know, you, Liam showed us the text line and

someone has been just texting Hanks of Pussy. Hanks of Pussy and someone texted like 7,000 words of Latin. Did you, did you translate? Mixerate. Can I mixerate with Celerity? I took Latin for one semester when I was dead person language. That means, can I go to the bathroom quickly? RIP. Yeah. Yeah. Hank, that's just, that's the stuff that fills in automatically. That's just the bylaws for Harvard to make them sound smart. That's it. That's stupid. All right. Let us to our cut this fist. We will see everyone Friday. Hopefully we have our football guy of the week winner Putsch Davis and more love you guys. Oh,

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