Pardon My Take - Jerry O'Connell, Baseball Is Back, Mt Rushmore Of PLL Names

Episode Date: July 24, 2020

Sports are back and then they weren't. Fauci's first pitch was so bad it was good. Mark Davis has found nirvana in a PF Chang's (2:06 - 10:21). Fyre Fest of the week Amazon shipping and getting pre-mad that we'll all buy into the Tyson/Roy Jones Jr hype (10:21 - 27:28). Jerry O'Connell joins the show to talk about Fantasy Football, his new jaguar, movies, and playing the fat kid in Stand By Me (27:28 - 65:56). Segments include Naming Teams the Washington Football team and the Seattle Krakken, Talking Soccer, and the Mt Rushmore of PLL names in honor of Lacrosse coming back this weekend.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

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Amount Rushmore of PLL La Crosse, Names, awesome Mount Rushmore PLL is coming back on Saturday and Sunday. What else do we have? Oh, Baseball changed all their rules right before the first pitch. We have it all, and it's all brought to you by our friends at the Cash App, pardon my take, it's brought to you by the Cash App. Not only is the easiest place to send money to your friends, it's the safest, it's the number one social distancing app, it's the number one app in general.

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We had an opening night tonight. My dad did not trick me into going to a game and then psyching me out, but I did get psyched out by the weather. The weather has psyched us out. The Nats are officially 0-1 starting, wait, it was final, right? Yes, it was final. Because it went 5 or it went 5.5 full innings. So let me ask you a question, PFT.

The biggest story outside of Dr. Fauci's first pitch, woof, garbage. But you know what, let's take a sidebar and walk down this conversation. I actually think first pitches either be terrible or be incredible. I don't think Dr. Fauci had incredible in him, might as well just go terrible. So like, if you're in the middle, no one remembers. Well he shot putted it. That was a mistake. He had bad form.

But it was almost good how bad it was. If you're throwing out a first pitch, you just have to get it inside the home plate circle, the dirt part around home plate. I'm not talking about the batter's box. I'm talking about just that, it's probably what, like 15 feet, 17 feet wide. Just roll it in there. If you bounce it, that's fine, I guess. He's an older guy.

What is he, like 75? I think he's like 80? No, he might be even more than that. Yeah, so it would actually be concerning to me if Dr. Fauci went out there and grooved one like 90 miles an hour. Yes. Right down the pipe. That would be like, I don't know if I want this guy leading my response to infectious

disease. So I tweeted out a Groundhog's Day joke that we had, because of the bad throw, we had six more months of coronavirus. And then my mentions just became a debate about masks. So that was fun. Yeah, that's what we did. I actually thank God the iPhone is playing tricks on us because it overheated and I just threw it into the fucking East River and I was like done for the night.

The take was a little too spicy. Now in a sick, sick way, it was kind of nice to have my first bad beat of the year. Because like I missed, I missed missing on a gambling bet. So I had, I had three bets tonight. I had Aaron Judge to get a ground out or a pop fly in his second bat, whiffed on that. I had the over and that's what fucked me. The rain, the rain fucked me. I might actually, I said that I was going to, I was going to convert to Satanism if they

didn't play this game because God was playing a cool, a cool trick. God heard me and played a double trick on me. So guess what? We'll give you a game, but I'm also going to give you a bad beat. But then again, in a way, it just, it felt good to feel something again. Yes. And, and what I was going to say to start the show, uh, five or no, uh, five in that five innings pitched for Gary Cole, five innings pitched, one hit, one earned run, just the

home run, pinstripes. Is it time? Pinstripes. I will say that. I think the pinstripes have been devalued a little bit because they've got that Nike swoosh on there now. Oh yeah. It's not as pure as it was.

I think that this is like a new era. This is pinstripes 2.0. I also, uh, saw ESPN had an article today because, uh, Yankee fans get very mad when we mocked the pinstripes, but then they are willingly, uh, you know, like ready to get into debate about it because they mean something ESPN had a totally serious headline. The power of pinstripes, how Garrett Cole bought into becoming a Yankee. Hmm. He got a cozy Yankee fan for his entire life.

So he, uh, he has now got his pinstripes officially given by me. Now I quit, can't take them away, but I have given him to him. It feels like it's a little early to get a premature thing straight when we read that line for you again. Five innings pitched, one earned run, one hit. So complete game, complete game, uh, not shut out, but close to it as close to shut out as you can get. So let's embrace debate on the aspect of the empty stadiums because the Dodgers stadium,

they had the cutouts behind home plate and DC was just empty seats behind there. I like the idea of the cutouts mostly because I'm just waiting for a line drive foul ball to take one of the heads off the cutouts. Yes. That's going to be a cool moment when it happens for the first time. Yes. And everyone will be like, Oh, that's why we need nets. Why?

They actually should take away the nets, right? Yeah. Just see if they can just target practice. No nets. Why? Why not? Yeah. Yeah.

Show everyone how dangerous it would be without nets. Yeah. Move all the nets. That would be fun. Um, all right. So baseball is back. Uh, we had our first result full, I think full opening day. Every team is playing tomorrow.

I still don't understand why the Cubs are playing a night game at Wrigley when they should just play in the afternoon. Everyone should be playing in the afternoon. We should be spaced out all the time. Yeah. You should give it, give back to us the way that hockey is doing it. They have their schedule right where it's just like, you're going to sit down on your couch for 12 hours and there's going to be hockey on the whole time.

It's like the NCAA tournament all the time. We missed those what eight, it's probably eight days where it's like back to back to back to back games, right? Right. We missed that part of our sports life this year. Give it back to us in the form of baseball, hockey and NBA. Yes. And then so the only other story we had before we get to, um, firefest is our future good

friend, uh, Mark Davis when commenting about what he does when he's hurt. So, uh, it was in context. Mark Davis was hurt when the NFL chose the Rams and Chargers over the Raiders to move to LA briefly. He said, I have lost games before. That's how I live my life. You lose on Sunday. You're pissed.

You go to PF Chang's on Monday, have lunch and then you're on to the next week. There you go. Boom. Keep it moving. Just keep it moving. Is he, is he Buddha? Get a rebound game. Yeah.

Some people choose to get over things by meditating under a tree for seven days. Some people like Sean Payton choose to get over things by game planning for a game that they're not going to play. Mark Davis just chooses to go have a sensible lunch at an affordable price. Yes. I, uh, I think Mark Davis also, I would love to talk to him. I mean, my dream interview at this point is to interview Mark Davis out of PF Chang's like just put the microphone on the table and not just let it ride.

You know what I mean? Like don't do any actual questions. Just let it ride. It's basically like, uh, planet earth when they go to like the Amazon and they find like the, the toad that no one has ever seen before. This would be finding Mark Davis in his natural habitat of, uh, PF Chang's and just watching him. It'd be wonderful to do.

I would change my name instead of PFF. It would be PF Chang's commenter. Yes. That I would change it to sorry Chris Collins worth that easy. It'd be wonderful. I think just sitting down with them. I don't even want to talk sports. I don't want to talk Raiders.

No. I don't want to guide us through the menu like it, like a tour guide at Disney World on one of those boats that they take down the river. Do you think he has a punch card? I bet you he does. I think he has the, whatever. Buy 10 Mongolian beef, get one free, whatever the equivalent of the PF Chang's black card is.

Yes. He might have made it himself, but he has one. And he definitely has a waiter and waitress that he just like, he's like, no, no, no, like these are my people. Yeah. Just wings, baby. Yeah. Um, Mark Davis, what a, what an interesting, interesting man.

How often do you think he gets his haircut? He seems like a guy that does it once a week, same day, same barber. Well, so I might do it himself every morning. I was on DVE in Pittsburgh this morning, which we alternate weeks. We love those guys. Uh, I can't remember. I think it might have been Randy. He said that, uh, he might get his haircut at PF Chang's, which would kind of explain

everything. Right. Like he Chang's in banks and he just goes there and he gets his haircut and that's why it's so bad. Cause they're like, Mr. Davis, you know, we don't cut hair. He's like, no, cut my hair. And so they're forced like some, some guy from the back of the kitchen is forced to come out and cut his hair and he just, he just won't take no for an answer.

He's like, no, this is my lunch and barber shop. Yeah. Do it. One of those giant knives that they use in the kitchen, they just slice it up straight line across. We don't, we really don't know how to do this. Like shut up. You do.

That's also probably the only time of the week that he can eat while not being afraid of spilling something all over his white tracksuit. Right. So they'll put like a little apron in front of him while he gets his haircut and he can eat while he's doing. Yes. So Mark Davis, what a gem. Um, okay.

Before we get to Firefest week, one last announcement next week, next week, uh, it's going to be grit week. We're going to do it a little bit differently this year because obviously we can't travel anywhere. No places would have us. That's regardless of the virus. They just don't want to do it. They don't want to smelly bodies.

So, uh, yeah, it's going to be a little different, but grit week next week is going to be, uh, fantastic. We have actually an unbelievable interview already lined up for Monday. And then on Wednesday night, I think it's going to start about five o'clock with, we'll let you know the exact time from Wednesday around five o'clock to Thursday at five o'clock. Part of my take is going to do a 24 hour Twitch stream, the grittiest stream you've ever seen. We're not going to get off. We have a treadmill coming.

We have games, uh, I think PFT, you're going to drink a beer every hour. I'm going to try to drink a beer every hour. I'm going to eat a hot dog every hour, raise money for charity, raise money for, uh, uh, Children's Hospital. It's going to be awesome. What's grittier than just staying up with your bros for 24 hours and getting the loopy as fuck. And then at the end of it, we're going to tape Thursday show.

Yeah. And that will be very interesting. Very interesting. And so we timed it out so that we're going to end the grit week stream right when basketball starts. Right. So at first that sounded like a great idea to me, but then I realized I'm going to have to watch basketball games at the end of this.

There's no chance for us to stay up. We're just going to fall asleep during the games and that's fine. I'll get a little taste of the Tony Kornheiser life and find out about it tomorrow morning in the paper, but it's going to be fun. I'd like to get a little, uh, like, uh, from that show 24, I'd like to get a little ticker in that style in the bottom of the screen. Yes. Know exactly how much time has passed.

Maybe we can save the president or something. It's going to be great. So get excited 24 hour stream coming on Wednesday night, starting around five o'clock. Like I said, uh, we got a bunch of things planned, guests, everything. We're going to get some trending on Twitter. We have a lot of things planned. So get excited grit week coming next week. Okay.

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Firefest of the week. Hank. My Firefest of the Week is that because of Corona, it's my girlfriend's birthday on Sunday and I obviously waited a little bit longer, you know, presents. I pushed it off, pushed it off, pushed it off, ordered some stuff and then Corona, they're like, you know, shipping might take longer than usual and I'm 50-50 on if the gifts will be here. This is smart.

This is smart because you're getting ahead of it and you're saying, oh yeah, the thing that I ordered today, well, it turns out it's only not going to be here in time because of Corona. Also in defensive view, Corona virus has been a thing for like only four months. So you definitely didn't see that coming. Well that's my, my Firefest is, yeah, I just, I failed to think about the fact that, you know, Corona virus is still going on and shipping was going to be delayed and all that stuff.

And it's really, it's a procrastination thing. Right. It's shipping. I remember when I first... My Firefest is myself. Yeah. I remember when I first realized shipping was late for Corona virus. I was riding my dinosaur while I was doing that.

I mean, don't sit here and act like Future Cat doesn't do this stuff all the time. Listen, I do it, but I remember like March was when we were like, fuck, everything's going to take a month to get here. I... Okay. What sort of items did you purchase that are being delayed by shipping? Is this like toilet paper? You got her a ton of toilet paper and like, sorry, it's back for until December.

Yeah. Aluminum. It's out, we're out. Aluminum. Lorax. What'd you get her? Don't worry about it. We'll bleep it out.

I got her some, I got her some Harry Styles merch. I got her... Nice. I don't, I'm not going to give it away on the show. Okay. Some cash? I did not get her cash. You could get her cash there.

Or shipping, yeah. You could also just cash apper. Cash apper, that's zero seconds of shipping. That's true. So yeah, I'm just a little nervous. I'm hoping today, Friday, that everything shows up. But I'm nervous. Well, I'm actually going to get you out of the dog house.

You ordered it a long time ago. Listen Hank, I'm going to give you a little tip. Now that you are a dog father, anytime there is any fight or issue at home, you can just be like, look at the dog, he's so cute. Mm-hmm. It's a great, great way to diffuse situations. Hank, you should know what you should do. You should just tie a bow around Normie.

Yeah. Happy birthday. That's just going to be, you can't be mad at that no matter what. Oh, you should get a dog shirt. You could probably get a dog shirt. I said the dog ate it. The dog ate your gift. Yeah.

Yeah. No, you should hit up our t-shirt guy and get a shirt for Normie that says, I have the best mom in the world. Boom, solved. He'll get that to you on Saturday. There you go. Problem solver. That's a problem solver.

Boom. So we're recording this after the Nats game, so I don't know if there's going to be my firefest or not. If the Nats game is delayed, my firefest is literally a festival, yeah, we're recording this after. No, we're recording this right now before. Sorry, recording this before the Nats game, so we don't know. We don't know, but my firefest would be literally a firefest if it gets delayed because I said

that I convert to Satanism if God spites me and spites all of us for our patients during Corona and doesn't give us an opening night. That's fine. So you got a job waiting for you at Wayfair. I feel like, yeah, there you go, and I feel like being in hell if I'm going to be a Satanist, that's going to be great. Like you'd rather be Satan's right-hand guy than be a guy that gets punished, right? So I'm spend zoning myself into that already.

I don't know what converting to Satanism entails, but I'm sure it's kind of like getting ordained online. I have to buy a cabinet on Wayfair. You've got to become an Ellen superfan. Satanism, well done already, a super-duper fan. Watch Tom Hanks movies. Yeah. Yeah, buy a few typewriters.

But my other firefest of the week, my real one, is that my neighbor came up and rang on my door last night. So I was cooking dinner, she buzzed my door, and she was very nervous to talk to me. And I didn't know why she was so nervous. And she said, you keep very late nights. I was like, well, no, I'm usually in bed between 11 and 1 every night. I've actually got this whoop app that tells me when I go to sleep. So I know that I'm not up at like 3 or 4 in the morning.

She's like, no, 3 or 4 in the morning, I hear pounding every night on my bedroom ceiling in your bedroom. You're making a lot of noise at night. And yeah, well, I'm dumb. And I didn't realize that she was saying, you need to stop fucking at 3 o'clock in the morning. What I told her was, Leroy just, he walks around heavily. I thought maybe that's what the issue was.

I figured out what it was. Leroy, in his old age, has started to kick violently in his sleep. And when he kicks, he doesn't realize what he's kicking, and he's knocked over nightstands. He kicks the bed sometimes. So she thought that she was coming up to confront me about my fucking. I should have just rolled with that and been like, yeah, you know what, I'm having a lot of sex late at night. Sorry, I'll try to tone that down in the future.

But I'm dumb. And I just said, it was Leroy walking around. But the bottom line is, now Leroy's going to be kicking in the middle of the night, and my neighbor's going to think that I'm fucking and I say Leroy to her. Yeah. And I think it's Leroy. No, because even after I said that to her, she was like, no, it's it's not a dog walking around.

It's not somebody walking around. It's banging. It's banging. It's not going to be Leroy walking. But the thing is, she's going to think that I'm fucking again, and I'm not going to be fucking. You know what? Fuck her.

If she wants, come on over three in the morning. Yeah. Doors always open. Yeah. I'll just leave a tie hanging on my main apartment door. Sorry, the dog. Sorry, the dog gets his wind sprints in the middle of the night. But it sucks to be accused of fucking too loudly when you're just asleep.

I wish at least I was fucking. I think that's a good thing because it's like everyone's, she's going to be like, holy shit, this guy, look at him, you know, three in the morning. Look at this stud. Wow. Look at this. Look at this ramrod. What a guy.

Piston shaft. Yeah. I don't know. I'd rather be fucking if I'm going to get in trouble for fucking. Yeah. I mean, there is some, there's definitely some truth in that, but I think you're kind of the badass in the building now. I guess so.

Yeah. She's got to watch. She's got to, you know, watch out because you're going to three in the morning. But in truth, it's just my dog knocking over my nightstand. Yeah. Which she should, you should have just showed her Leroy. You should have been like, you want to see a video of him kicking? Well, I didn't think of that at the time.

I didn't know what she was talking about. So I was like, maybe it's my dog walking around. Right. In retrospect, yeah, I should just answer the door with a video of Leroy kicking. Like, yep. This is him. Yeah. I'll be like, here, let me show you a video of what you're actually hearing.

She'll be like, no, no. Yeah. Don't see that. All right. My firefest is Mike Tyson is back. He's going to fight Roy Jones Jr. in September. And yeah, I'm going to get excited for this fight. I'm going to buy this fight.

I assume it's on pay-per-view. I would Jake Paul's fighting Nate Robinson. Is that right? Yep. Undercard. Mike Tyson. I don't. Honestly, that's beat.

Jake Paul's a fucking beast, dude. I want to see him get beat up by Nate Robinson. But Jake Paul is a beast. No, he's not. Nate Robinson. He was Ohio. Ohio. His brother was.

That's his older brother. Yeah. He wasn't as well? No. No, we're the same. We're in the low game. Jake Paul's steroids are not Billy. Oh, 100 percent.

100 percent steroids. Either way, I'm going to buy this fight. And Mike Tyson is going. Mike Tyson and Roy Jones are not going to want to knock each other out. They're not even going to be able to punch like they are going to want to knock each other out. And it's very much similar to everything that happened at the end of Mike Tyson's career when I would buy every single pay per view and be like, oh my God, just one punch and

he's back to being Mike Tyson. And he's the ultimate. Oh my gosh, one punch and you're out. It's going to suck. Sadder than the Kimbo slice data 3000 fight. That one was funny. 5,000. 5,000.

Respect on his name. I confuse him with the Gluckluck sometimes. Yeah, he's he's upgrade. That's been upgraded too. I think it's 9,000. 9,000. Holy shit. That's your numbers.

Yeah. Definitely not. But yeah, this is going to this is going to without a question suck and I'm going to get so excited for it. I mean, I think I think everybody is going to watch Mike Tyson for sure because there is the possibility that one punch, one punch, one punch lights out. Yeah. All right, Billy, your firefest.

I got picked last in a competitive event for the first time in my life and it was really humbling. But it was video games. Nurture bowl. I know, I know, but I started to care about video games lately and it's kind of really affected my. That's your problem. You just never care about anything.

OK. But yeah, who picked you last? White Sox Dave. Oh, that's tough. That's tough. Yeah. When the guy who should be picked last picks you last. That's always a real dagger in the heart.

White Sox Dave has, I've said it many times before, he has some a genius strain in his body where like he could be the best fortnight player of all time just out of nowhere. I'd be like, what? How'd that happen? And to be fair, I went on the dog walk last week and we did a draft. And he had by far the worst draft out of all of us. So in a way, him picking you last means that he's a bad draft. He should have picked.

Although if you picked him last, that means it really wasn't White Sox Dave's pick. It was everyone else's. Oh, yeah. Then everyone else. Yeah. OK. Here's what you just changed your number to however many teams there are. And that's how many teams passed on you.

Can I ask a question, Billy? Was, was there anyone else in this room in the draft? Yes. And they didn't pick you? Nope. Wow. So who was that? No, Liam.

Liam, you weren't in that, were you? No. Jake? Was it you, Big Cat? No, I wasn't. Well, Billy, so during the day, Billy, someone sent me the clip. I don't think Billy expected me to see this, but he was playing with his friends and he was like, someone was like, oh, you know, Hank's gotten a lot better and Billy was like, I'm

better than Hank now. No, no, no. And they're like, they're like, have you said that, have you said that to him? And Billy was like, not to his face. And then someone sent me the clip. So I don't think Billy was expecting me to see it. So I kind of, I kind of was like a little bit mad at him and was like, that's fair. And then we destroyed his team.

So no, I made the right decision. The exact quote was, I think I'm getting close to the point where I'm going to eclipse Hank's skill. That doesn't sound like an exact quote. We'll put the clip in. Yeah, I think you're getting close. It doesn't sound like something you would say. That was way too measured for what the actual clip was of you.

In a moment when you don't think you're being videotaped, you absolutely were like, fuck that. I'm so much better than Hank. Hank, I've noticed recently, Hank's been holding a lot of grudges. How long do you hold on to a typical grudge like that? I don't. It's not a grudge. It's a fire.

I need fire in my body to keep it going. So it's honestly, I welcome those types of situations because it was like, I, you know, Billy said that I want to prove him wrong. I did. PFT says it better than ping pong. I want to prove him wrong. I did. Yeah.

How many kills is it? Yeah. I said, you should have known about Amazon. You're mad at me about it. You're going to prove me wrong. Your shit's going to get there in time. Yes. So yeah, I just need, I need a little fuel fuel in my body and Hank's defense.

We are getting close to a vacation, right? Yes. So you can feel it. You can feel it. Like the tides and the moon, you can feel it. Hank's ready for a little bacon. What's your longest running grudge? I've been impressed how long you've held a grudge against chocolate milk.

Chocolate milk. I don't know. I mean, LeBron's one that I'll never, like I'll never really get over. Yeah. Them cheating in the Eastern Conference finals back in the day. I don't know. Chocolate milk. I guess I'll have to think about that.

The written word. Well, we'll, we'll future it in the beginning of the show. Okay. I'll foreshadow it. Perfect. Are you Serbian? No. They hold big grudges.

Really? Yeah. Is that true? Yep. Where'd you learn that? Black hand. Wow. Yeah, true.

Good point. Are you Serbian, Hank? Okay. He might be. Who knows. The beard looks quasi-divacian. That would be, that would be great. You're like, yes, in fact, I am.

I learned how to hold a grudge at a very young age. All right. Let's get to our interview. We have one of our favorite recurring guests, Jerry O'Connell. He might, if we did a Mount Rushmore right now. Stephen Hawking, but he's Stephen Hawking instead. Oh yeah, you did have a big grudge against him. Yeah.

You grudged him to death. Yeah. You won. You won, Hank. Congrats. Jerry O'Connell is one of our favorite, favorite guests. Before we do that, La Crosse is back. Sports are back, but La Crosse is definitely back.

Watch the world's best La Crosse players battle for the title in the upcoming Premier La Crosse League Championship Series, beginning on July 25th at 4 p.m. on NBC. That's this Sunday. 20 total games in two weeks, all on NBC Sports and NBC. The water dogs are playing, yes, let's go. Our team is back. Sports are back.

La Crosse is back. The League's seven teams will compete in a 14-game group play format to determine seating for the following week's single elimination tournament. Group play is July 25th through August 2nd. Is August 2nd through August 9th. Then we get the championship game on August 9th. Water dogs are playing on July 26th, 4 p.m. NBC. Wait, that's Sunday, right?

Yeah. Yeah, yeah. All right. So it's back on Saturday and Sunday is when they're back, when the water dogs are officially back. Water dogs on Sunday, 4 p.m. NBC. The Redwoods versus the Whipsnakes on Saturday, 4 p.m. NBC. So that's going to be great national television.

Check it out. And also a little foreshadowing. We're going to do the Mount Rushmore of PLL player names after Jerry O'Connell. That's going to be great. But the Premier La Crosse League is back. Our good friend, Paul Rabel, is back. We're very, very excited. So get ready this weekend, PLL, NBC, NBC Sports.

Let's fucking do it. If you're an archers, Atlas, Chaos, Chrome, Redwoods, or Whipsnakes fan, fuck you. That's all I got to say. What? Rob Pinnell is back too. First time playing La Crosse in a year. He's like the best attackman in the world and he's finally being able to play. Good addition to the ad, Billy.

Way to go. He's playing for... That's huge, man. Big comeback. He's on the Atlas. Okay, there we go. We hate the Atlas. Fuck the Atlas.

We hate the Atlas. Tours on there. Okay, we hate that. It's exciting. All right. So let's get to our interview with Jerry O'Connell. All right, we're going right into it. Jerry O'Connell, good friend of the program, long time recurrent guest.

What the fuck are you wearing? Are you... What are you doing? Well, first of all, I got to tell you, I'm currently wearing the artist formerly known as San Diego, currently Los Angeles football team jersey because of the disrespect both you guys show to the formerly San Diego Chargers, currently Los Angeles Chargers on an episode by episode basis. It's really crazy.

Yeah, that's not necessarily true, Jerry, because we loved Phillip Rivers. We loved Danny Woodhead. We like to make fun of the fact that there are two fans in the stands every single game. That's not true. For that Pittsburgh Monday night game last season, the stands were packed. True. That's true. And they were all waving the towel, the alternate yellow towel.

Yes. Of the Los Angeles football Chargers. Okay, so you're wearing a LaDanian Tomlinson jersey, which by the way, that's a great jersey. That's a great jersey. Thank you. It's like four sizes too big. I know. I had to order it quickly.

I paid a lot for shipping, by the way. I'm really sorry about that. Any environmentalists, I know when you pay for the really fast shipping, it hurts the environment a lot, but I needed it to get here for my segment on your show. I wanted to show Kat and comment her what a fan I am. You realize, though, that this is a podcast, right? And it's not a video. It's not a television show.

Yeah, but I thought maybe it would be a topic that we could talk about. Well, we're doing it right now. Yes. So we talked about the Chargers season ticket holders on Tuesday night, and you got the jersey. It's Thursday. We're taping this. You're also, you're sitting on the hood of a car.

What's going on there? What kind of car? Where are you? This is an 86 Jaguar, also an internet purchase that I made. Actually, I didn't make it. Full story, my wife, my wife sometimes drinks at night, and my wife bought a Jaguar on eBay. It's completely rusted out underneath it. It rarely starts.

But when it does, she's a good ride. I can't wait to pick you guys up at the airport when we're all allowed to travel and everything. I want to always travel in the convertible, especially when I'm in LA. I'm impressed that your wife, when she gets drunk and she goes on Amazon, I bought three Bryson Dechambeau hats as a joke when I was drunk the other night. I don't know what I'm going to do with them. Your wife goes on to eBay and she's like, yeah, I'll buy this vintage Jaguar convertible. That's a sick flex.

I think made a low bid and it happened to take. Now, what was that conversation like when she woke up the next morning and she was like, hey, Jerry, I think I accidentally bought a car. I don't think the conversation actually occurred until the notification came that her bid was accepted. Yeah. That's a rush. You won the bid.

You won the bid for a Jaguar. And then I think it was a go back in the history and figure out what actually happened sort of situation. That's unbelievable. All right. So Jerry is with us. This is a reverse dude. Where's my car?

Yeah. Rats on, on this is your, this is New Year's Eve. This is not even New Year's Eve. This is New Year's Day. This is sports year's day. This is. Yes. Yes.

It's we're back. Sports are back. It feels. Are you guys going straight? Are you guys going straight to watching every single telecast of every baseball game that's happening today? Oh, yeah. I was too.

So it's not like a lot, but yeah, I'm just so thankful to have any. Live sports back on television, I will watch whatever you put in front of me on that screen right now. I, it's been such a drought the last four or five months, I still have no idea how I made it through. Uh, you, you guys did figure out a way to make it entertaining though. I mean, if not talking about Xbox video games that some of you play, I mean, talking about uh, you know, the San Diego formerly, formerly San Diego, Los Angeles chargers, season ticket

holders, which I should say full disclosure, I was for a few years at San Diego Chargers season ticket holder. Oh, did they call you by accident when they canceled the tickets last week? They're like, Hey, this guy hasn't had tickets for a while, but we might as well. I, I have not since they moved to the new stadium. I was actually, when I moved to Los Angeles from the New York area, I wanted a team to root for and Los Angeles did not have a team at that time. Okay.

So, uh, I would, uh, I would make the trip and drive down there. I actually would imagine the, the, uh, poor souls in the chargers ticket office that had to make those phone calls to clock in a full like eight hour day. They probably did go back in time and they're like, well, this guy had tickets like six years ago. Let's give him a call so that at least we can stretch this day out so that we can get fully paid. I did.

You know what? I, I had kids, um, how was, how was it going cat? How was being a daddy? It's awesome. It's the best thing ever. And I mean that honestly, I think it's cliche. Most people are like, Oh, it's the best thing ever, but I actually was thinking about that this morning.

I was like, it's fucking awesome. Yeah. That's going to change when there's like a pandemic and your kids are going to school and then they stop going to school and then you're responsible for their school. That was probably an, yes. I recognize, fully recognize that I'm very lucky. I think that if you had a kid that, uh, if you have a child that's over the age of 25, you're fine during the pandemic.

And then if you have a child like myself under the age of two, where he doesn't have any fucking clue what's going on, we're going to tell him someday that he survived the pandemic in New York city. And he's going to be like, what the hell is that? I, I definitely am lucky. I feel for anyone who has to, uh, homeschool. Yeah. Commenter.

I would, uh, I would love it if you could maybe help out with some homeschooling over Zoom or something with the kids, uh, maybe, uh, maybe a broadcasting class or something. Yeah. We teach a class. It would be nice to be not the shortest person in room sometimes. So yeah. Well, no, his wife's pretty tall, so it's a good stock. Yeah.

Commenter, I've actually stood next to you. I'm a pretty tall guy. I don't remember you not being tall. I'm like five, nine and a half, five, 10 on a good day. Some would say five, 11. Wait, Jerry. Can we actually do this? Can we teach your kids a class?

Yeah. Why don't you? You make it like, uh, like a communications course or something. I'd be happy to do that. Can we swear? No, I'm happy to do it, but yeah, big cap brings up a good point. What's the profanity, uh, level like, what are, what's acceptable? Can we go damn hell and ask those are all generic profanity?

Let me try and give a good example of, of profanity. Um, my kids are like, uh, remember those John Hughes movies where there were a couple of f-bombs dropped and a couple of s-bombs dropped? That's about the level of my kids profanity, you know? Okay. Like a PG-13, like a solid PG-13. We do watch the Chappelle show, um, so, I mean, Chappelle cursed quite a bit in those shows.

Yeah, I think they're okay with profanity. I think, I, I mean, I'm okay with it. Would you, would you let your kids watch Stand By Me? Um, I have, they couldn't really get through it. For those listening, I was in Stand By Me. It's not, you know, these kids, I know you guys are big on the TikTok. These kids are TikTok and like the, just doing the sexy dances and stuff. Um, you know, like long form Stand By Me is an 80 minute movie and that's about 79 minutes

too long for my children. Now, now, uh, one other thing before we teach this class, are you, would you consider, were your kids raised in New York or LA? My kids are being raised in a suburb of Los Angeles called Calabasas. Okay. And so I'm out. I'm out. I'm scared of them.

They're cooler than us. Forget it. I don't fry with my children like they do. And um, obviously, you know, we can't, we have to encourage children to be the best they can be. But when I do hear that vocal fry, I, I punish them as you should know what sort of, what sort of balance sports do they excel at? Are they already on skateboards?

Are they surfing? You know, I know last time I came on the show, I'll retell the story really quickly because we were talking about cats kid and like getting a cat's kid in involved in sports. Um, my children, I put them in a soccer camp and, um, after the first class, the coach called me and said, Hey, Mr. O'Connell, uh, this is coach Jamal, um, I'm, I'm your kid's soccer coach. And I went, Oh yeah. And I stopped for a second.

And in my head, I thought, this is it. This is the call that all parents of star, this is the call that Tiger Woods's dad got Earl Woods got where it's like, listen, I need to work with your son. Um, he's got it, whatever it is, he's got it. I mean, there's really no limit to how far he can go, but it's going to be a big dedication. You have to drive into tournaments. You have to really, you have to be as much a part of this commitment as your child. I was thinking, you know, I have daughters.

I was thinking, you know, the, the U S, uh, women's soccer team, you know, I was thinking the sky's the limit and, uh, the coach said your daughter shows no interest whatsoever in playing soccer and we feel a little bad taking your money. I don't think she should be enrolled in this class and I became, uh, angry and I said, I pay you to watch her for three hours a week. That's what your job is. I don't want to, I don't want to hear from you again. Just make sure she's alive when I pick her up.

Well, how about this Jerry? Why don't we teach them a class on broadcasting? We can teach them how to podcast and we'll help them develop their own podcast where they just sit, they watch a Jerry O'Connell movie and then they do a podcast about it afterwards and they talk about their dad. Okay. Will people be interested in a podcast about, uh, my children watching movies I've been in?

I mean, I know I'm here pushing, promoting the secret dare to dream and amazing film that's coming out on video on demand next Friday, but like, are people really going to listen to that? I think they would listen to your daughter's roasting you. Yeah. All right. It's done. They would absolutely watch Stand By Me and they'd be like, wow, dad, dad used to have

a few pounds around the old waistband back in the day. That would be funny. People would listen to that. Yeah. Uh, you know, um, I see, because I played the Husky Kid and Stand By Me, you're saying I was a little heavier, but if you rewatch it, if you rewatch it, I wasn't that big. I wasn't that. You had a dad bod.

That was you. You had a dad bod. Stand By Me? That kid, that's, uh, that's, that's not, that's, that's, that's rude. What you're calling me. I was, uh, I was a healthy kid. I mean, I'm sure you see kids on the street or whatever and you're like, oh, that's a healthy kid.

Yeah. But I was not, I was not fat. What you're saying is, is a little rude to be honest, you were very, you were extremely healthy. Fair, fair. And you're, and you're confusing me with the Los Angeles Chargers football team. Yes. Yes.

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We're all going to miss him out on the West Coast playing those afternoon games down like 14 to 20 with, you know, six minutes left and seeing how many interceptions he can throw. You've got Justin Herbert. You've got a new toy and is it to ride, right? Is kind of penciled in to be the starter. Um, I love the San Diego chargers simply because of their running back situation that Echler dude single-handedly got me into the playoffs last season. Yep.

Um, I, uh, I'm a huge, it's so funny how I play fantasy and no one should take my advice because I lose consistently. You'll never remember my, my virgin time with you, Kat and commenter on your show. I talked about how I only draft Browns players on my team and I've only been to the airport in Cleveland. I have no affiliation with Cleveland whatsoever. It's just because last, the last time I won fantasy football, I had Braylon Edwards and Derek Anderson as a one, two punch and I, and I won that season.

So now I have to have at a minimum three Browns on my fantasy football team every season. And I have not won since that season. I, um, I did make the playoffs this year. It was, um, out of 16 teams, uh, 14 team, uh, playoff, uh, I snuck in, I snuck in in the 14th. Um, I didn't lose in the first round, badly, the, the number one seed had, uh, had to buy it. So I had to play the number two seed and he wouldn't be pretty good.

But that Austin Eckler, um, I'm a, I'm a huge fan of, uh, drafting at least one, uh, charger running back Los Angeles football team, uh, running back, um, on, on my fantasy team. I like it. So do you have an, have you done any, uh, scouting for this upcoming season? Uh, you know, it's a little bit wasteful because, uh, you know, I like to also draft, um, people who I, I like on hard knocks who actually make the team. So hard knocks is not aired yet.

So you have to either be a brown, uh, a San Diego football team now currently Los Angeles football team running back or some sort of second stringer on hard knocks for me to draft you on my team. Well, that's perfect because this year it's the chargers and the Rams on hard knocks. I know. You're going to have a deep draft board. I do not draft any Rams. I have a problem with drafting Rams.

I don't know why it's a weird, it's a weird thing that I have. Your fantasy strategy is, is honestly the most interesting fantasy strategy of anyone I've ever encountered because it's really, it's nothing really based on production. It's, it's just personal likes and dislikes and I respect the hell out of that. It's really crazy. I, um, I have a lot of problems, uh, sorry to the people of Houston. I can't watch a Texans game. I don't know what it is about the Texans that annoy me.

Um, so I can, I could never draft, uh, Deontre Hopkins, even if I had a top five pick, um, uh, Good news. He's a, he's a Cardinal this year. Yeah. We watch Cardinals. I know. I do not watch the Cardinals either.

It's so funny. I have, uh, I have, um, weird teams that I can't watch. I do love to watch and I've never been to Jacksonville, but I love to watch Jaguars game. I don't know why, man. Yes. It's a two-tone helmet sometimes that they used to have. That makes no sense. I know because that same season with Braylon Edwards and Derek Anderson, I, uh, I also

started in my RB two-slot, Maurice Jones drew who I love on the NFL network over there. Sorry to talk about a sports, uh, network that's not barstool, but, um, he's, uh, he's a great commenter and not you commenter. He's a great commenter on NFL network and, um, he, uh, I just have always drafted, um, Jaguars. I had that Garner Minshew last season and that, uh, DJ Shart, that, that, that DJ Shart, he was, um, it was, uh, it was a really fun season for me. I told you, I snuck into the playoffs.

Yeah. That was good for you. Uh, for me, sometimes if I, if I have this player and I'm kind of the same way, I think all of us are, we're, for whatever reason, we just don't like certain teams or just bored by certain teams. I, I just, I can't watch the giants. Their uniforms are just boring. They always play boring games in prime time, but it always takes like a full year for them

after they get off that team and they get to a new team for me to realize that they're a good player now and that they're exciting to watch in a different uniform. They'll still have that kind of layover stink on them for about 12 months. Right. Right. Right. Uh, I can understand that. It's sort of like East Coast NFC, um, old school football.

I could see why you're not into the giants. It's not, uh, it's not that exciting ASC stuff that happens. You know, I could see that. Are you afraid at all, uh, given your past with fantasy football that eventually in like 10 or 15 years, you're just not going to be able to play anymore because you're going to have so many, uh, like no watch teams and players. And eventually you're going to look at it and you'll be like, wait, I only have chargers and Browns and there's not enough roster spots anymore.

It's such a good question, man. This is why you guys are going to be so good at teaching my kids and online, um, broadcasting class. Um, no, because, uh, new teams sneak in for me that I would have thought I would have never, um, been a part of, um, let me try and give an example of that. Um, uh, let me think. Why am I into the Raiders? I had somebody on the Raiders.

Maybe, um, I had some hard knocks, hard knocks, but I had some random, I think it was Washington or something. I had a couple of years ago. I had some random running back, um, from the Raiders that somehow did well for me. And now I'm, I'm, I'm able to watch Raiders games again. But, um, it's funny. Like it was not Rob Cartwright. It was, um, it was something Washington.

I'm so sorry. I'm, I'm blanking on his name. So that's good though. That means that you're, you're not a never say never guy. You can let people back into the Jerry O'Connell, uh, fantasy draft guide. You should actually do, we should do that. We should build a draft guide for you. I like that.

Can we do that? Can we sit down and be like here? Like, and we'll go through it and just be like, uh, Texans, uh, Deshaun Watson, don't draft. I can't do it. For some reason, Jerry O'Connell can't watch Texans games. How about this? I can't do it.

I can't do it. We can, we can tease it right now. We'll put this out with tomorrow's show. Uh, just give us your power ranked top five Browns to watch out for in the 2020 season fantasy wise. Um, I'm really going to be looking at their tight end situation. Um, uh, I'm, I'm really going to be looking at their tight end situation. Who do they just get that, that, um, I'm, I'm sorry.

I'm using my phone for this, for, for this interview. So, so I can't look it up, but they just got, uh, some amazing tight end that, uh, either way, I, I'm, uh, I want to do this. I want to, I want to sit down and you can tell us exactly who you want and don't want and, uh, why the reasoning and we'll go through the whole thing. And I think that we'll, like if people follow the Jerry O'Connell draft methodology for fantasy football, you too can finish 14 out of 16 and sneak into your playoffs, giving it, they're giving 14 teams a playoff spot.

Guys, will there be any cutouts of you at any of these baseball games tonight that I will be watching? No, I don't think so. Unless somebody else made them without our knowledge, that's always a possibility. You were talking about Austin Hooper, by the way, who went from the Falcon to the Browns. Yes. Yes. He's definitely going to be my, my, my tight end.

I'm going to do something not so, I'm going to do something not so smart where I pick him in like the second round or something. That's how that's how weird I want a whole list of like, yeah, like, all right, third round. This is when we fuck everyone up and take our defense. No one's going to be, I guess, guys, I guess it's obsessive compulsive disorder. Like you have to have something a certain way. And by the way, the reason why I fail so miserably in fantasy, I'm in four leagues.

Of course they're, I don't know if we're allowed to talk about wagering here, but of course they're all $200 a buy-in. So when you lose, it's actually like, especially now with the quarantine, it's actually like financially, like my children don't get like school lunch or like a couple of weeks. It actually, it actually affects me economically. These insane OCD decisions that I have, it actually is a burden. And then it makes me depressed around the house. And then, you know, Sunday, Monday, I'm emotionally not well.

I can't watch or listen to any sports, television or radio until they stop talking about what happened that Sunday. It's a pretty bad cycle for about 16 weeks. Jerry, 14 team PPR here. Who should I draft? Odell Beckham or Jarvis Landry? What are you drafting them in? A 14 team PPR Fancy Football League.

Any rounds you want? Oh, what round am I taking them in? Yeah. Who would you take first? Oh, would you just take both? You know, I took Odell last season and while I respect him as an athlete and also an online personality, he really did not perform for me. It really was, it really cost my children thousands of dollars.

I would just either of them, I would stick with my boy Hooper. That's about it. We call it Hooper. I like that. Slime and draft boards. I'm sorry. And Landry, also because he's playing with Odell, he's a tough pick as well. You just can't rely on them consistently having Michael Thomas like numbers every week, you

know what I'm saying? Right. I had a question about the actual movie that you're promoting, The Secret. Oh, yes. Of course, I know you guys live by this book. It's amazing. It's the book that uses laws of attraction to help you get things that you want in life. They made a very romantic, sweeping epic film about it.

It stars Katie Holmes and Josh Lucas. I know, commenter, you are a huge fan of Sweet Home Alabama. I am. Yeah, you know me. Reese Witherspoon. And the star of Sweet Home Alabama, Josh Lucas is in it, a dreamy, dreamy guy. I play Katie Holmes's husband, who is whatever the secret is in those laws of attraction are, my character is the opposite of that.

I'm holding her back in life. Oh, wait, you're an anchor. Wait, so wouldn't you technically be the secret then if you just did everything opposite of what you do? I have the secret. My character is the is the anti secret is the antithesis of it. But then you, you do also contain the secret by just everything that your character does just don't do that and that and therein lies the secret.

Yeah, sure. If you use that reverse psychology, sure, yeah, then my character is the answer to everything. I saved, I saved the production company a lot of money will just get rid of the fucking boy. What's the guy's name who tries to be the heartthrob? We know you're the heartthrob. No, it is. It is.

Get him out. He is. He is a, he is a leading man. Yeah, you are. He is a leading man type. You are. Isn't there some philosophical theory, though, that everything contains the exact opposite of it?

I think you're right. Yeah, you, we could have just made, we could have just made Jerry O'Connell acting like a dick for two hours and been like the secret is don't do what he does. Maybe that could be our spin off after we open our online broadcasting school for children who watch B, B and C type movies that Jerry O'Connell has started. I'm just thinking about it right now too, to kind of meld both worlds. You are the walking secret for fantasy football to do the opposite of what you do is the greatest fantasy football strategy out there.

Man, you know what it is? I always come see you guys in like late summer when we're just starting to do our mock drafts and everything. That's every time I come and see you, do you know I came and saw you last year at exactly this time? Yeah, we did a Mount Rushmore of fantasy draft positions that you'd like to be in. Yeah. And I think it took us about 30 minutes to get it.

Have you figured that one out yet? You guys did something crazy to me. You had some sort of crazy draft that you did where it's like you threw out random numbers and I felt like my edibles had like just kicked in when I walked in there. It was really crazy. Yeah. No, we remember. I mean, we have, you actually drank out of a cup that we've actually haven't, we've

saved it since. So it's just been sitting here with your DNA on it. We're waiting to frame you for a crime. No, we're going to clone you and then we're going to do the opposite of what your clone does and become millionaires. By the way, Jerry, I love the secret that is out July 34. First on all streaming or you can, you can get all streaming, right? It came out in the theaters right when coronavirus hit and now you're going to be able to watch

it at home. It was going to come out in April and then they shut down all movie theaters and everything. And now it's being released on, on video, on demand and like Apple movies and all that stuff. Perfect. It's really interesting that that's what's going on now. You know, it's, it's going to be really funny too that I'm speaking to you on the day that actually the first thing has opened in, in society.

I mean, I guess, I guess I'm in Asia, there's been baseball. I guess MLS, as you guys mentioned, yeah, has been opened technically it's been back. But this is the first, this is the first thing that's on my radar that that's opening. I just like in the secret that you play a character named Tucker and then it made me think of Frank Cushman Cush and Jerry McGuire. There's something about when you, when you clean up, you really should only play characters with like real douchebag names. I don't know why, but it really fits you.

Not that you are, but see, you know, it's playing the character. Um, yeah, I never really thought of, uh, I guess Tucker does sound like a little bit of a D bag name. Yeah. Right. Like, like you should be like a Chad. Like you're kind of the perfect, uh, foil. Yeah.

I can see you being like a Dustin. Yeah. You got all that. I don't know. It's something about, again, you're a great guy. We love you. But I think when you, uh, it's, it's acting really, it's the, it's the testament to how great you are as an actor that you're able to play, uh, bad guys knowing how good of

a guy you are. Right. Right. Right. Have you ever been nominated for an Oscar, Jerry? I've never been nominated for an Oscar. I was nominated, um, for an MTV movie award. Oh, that's better.

That's way better. Yeah. Um, we may have won. I was in a film, really amazing. We may have filmed, I actually don't remember. It was an amazing little film I made, a little independent, uh, called Kangaroo Jack. It was about, um, it was about two guys who go to Australia and they put a sweatshirt on a dead kangaroo and it wakes up and runs away and, uh, there's a $10,000 in the sweatshirt

that the kangaroo ran away with, um, it's a good film. Yeah. Um, it's really, it's really good. You should revisit it. It's really cool. But, um, uh, you did not win. You did not win. The film was nominated for best on screen fart.

We had an on screen fart. Yup. Yeah. No, no, you won. Okay. So kangaroo jack. You won the virtual performance nominated MTV movie award. You lost that, but you did win a kids choice award for favorite fart in a movie.

Oh, that's what it was. I'm so sorry. That's what it was. Was that you farting? Was it your actual fart or was it a sound effect? Was it a pop fart? Actually, you know, no, it's so funny. A lot of actors like say, like just do it in post, you know, just like just, just, just

add it in later. But I was like, I'm going to do this and we did a lot of takes and it's tough to do it over and over again. I actually, um, I actually did shit myself in one of the takes. That's why it won. You were in method acting. I got it. We got, we, you know, we're going to watch this movie next time you come.

We got to make a list because I would love to do a rewatch with you because it also had, it also was nominated for worst supporting actor and worst supporting actress, neither of them being you, but it was nominated like, is that like razzies? The awards nominated you and stinkers bad movie awards nominated you. Whoa, man, um, but you want best part that to the past, like, let me tell you the secret dare to dream. By the way, have you guys ever read the secret? I've not.

I read the game. Yep. And I assume that it's similar, right to pick apart his thing. Yeah. Isn't the secret just say what you want to be? Yeah. It's a laws of attraction thing. I do have to say when I was, um, I was working on a television show and I was, um, loudly

and vehemently complaining about my superior. We had a boss that I just hated and I had a coworker and, um, he was like, Hey, man, come over to my dressing room and I went to his dressing room and he was like, you should read this. You sound really down. And I was like, Oh, no, I'm not down. I just hate that guy. I just hate him and, uh, he's our boss and it just makes me feel good to make fun of

him. Never to his face, like behind his back, you know, and, um, you know, you should read this and he gave me the secret and, uh, I did, I did some through it and I found it to be very, very helpful. Hmm. What can you give us like one little nugget as a tease for the movie? Just improve your life, you know, in a small dose. Oh man, this is the, this is the part where you guys make fun of me though.

So, I mean, this is the part where you make fun of me. You're supposed to like, if you want something, you carry a picture around of it with you and like it will help you. Like it'll, it'll be like a law of attraction. Is that how like you just carried around a bunch of swimsuit issues back in the day and then eventually you married Rebecca Romain. So for those listening, I married two, uh, former sports illustrated swimsuit cover girl, Rebecca Romain.

Um, no, I got to tell you, I'm shocked that I ended up marrying and I'm with Rebecca Romain. I have no right. I have no money. I have no real like status in society. Um, well, no fact hidden in stand by me. Best far and Hey man, you got to stop with the fact it's not a cool term. I was husky and everyone knows it. If you watch it, everyone knows I was not fat.

Obviously there are fat people in film and television and I am not one of them. Re-watch it. Um, I did not use a law of attraction. I don't know how I ended up with my wife. It was not, uh, I mean, I guess I was kind of funny. I think you got the vibe like the, Hey, you can buy a Jaguar on eBay and I'm cool with it. I do have to say, uh, football game in San Diego that I went to was a rate as Chargers game and, um, there was a, uh, a physical altercation with some

Raiders fans in the stadium. And, uh, my wife looked at me and went, I'm not, I'm not coming to this, to these games anymore. That was it. So that was my wife, uh, learning about Raiders fans. Yeah. Did you try to defend her? Were you in the middle of the fight?

Uh, actually the way my wife tells the story is it happened near us and I used her because they were throwing things. Like I hid behind her a little bit. Yeah. I don't recall that happening. Yeah. Hank, Bob Costas does that with the picture thing. What?

He carries around like his dream. A picture of a normal life and he's like one day. Jim Nance does that with the, that's toast. Toast. He carries on a picture of toast. Correct. I dream that I will be able to order this perfect toast. Yes.

The perfect big toast. Yes. That's so rude. Jerry, I've kind of been doing the secret unintentionally though. I've just been telling everybody that one day I'm going to own the Washington Redskins. I don't really have a plan to do it. But if I just say it enough, I think that the universe will make it happen.

Washington football team, excuse me, you're referring to, and, um, I could see that happening. By the way, that story came out last week, the big buildup. Uh, it's about Snyder and everybody has that. I haven't read anything more about that. So they fired everybody that was named in the, uh, in the article that came out. They're no longer with the team, but Snyder, there was a big question like, how much does Snyder know?

He obviously knew some of it. Is he going to be forced to sell the team? And I just think that every other owner in the league is too afraid of being implicated in situations exactly like that to set the precedent that we will fire you if this stuff happens under your watch. So I think Snyder is going to stick around for a while. Unfortunately. Um, Jerry, this has been awesome.

We love you anytime you love you guys too. We, I want to do the, I want to do the draft. I want to do the fantasy guide. Are you going to come to New York anytime soon? I want to do a full fantasy guide where we go through every team and we're like, nope, can't draft them or yep, can draft him, take him in the first round. So funny. Let me tell you, man, obsessive compulsive disorder really ruins any

chances you have of winning any fantasy football. Anything. Oh gosh. Hey, no offense to the Dallas Cowboys. I do not take Dallas Cowboys wide receivers anymore. And good ones. I can't do it. I'll tell you, it's also tough not to draft Dallas Cowboys because you, because

they're on basically every Sunday or Monday night game. Like anytime you're able to watch a football game, every player I draft here on the West coast plays at 10 a.m. And then that's it. Then, then my week is over. I have nothing rolling into Sunday night or Monday night. That's, that's kind of the opposite of what I do. I like to draft teams that I know will be in, in Sunday night football and

Monday night football, just so that I can have like this bailout game where I'm like, Oh yeah, for Mario Cooper scores seven touchdowns on Monday night, then maybe then I'll tie. Right. Right. True. I love it. Jerry, you're all green.

big. Just draft Packers and you'll have some of you do every Sunday night. What about, what about Jets? Would you ever draft a jet? Big. It's a big, it's a big, it's a big downfall of mine. I'm actually a Jets fan. Um, it's a big problem.

I mean, even when I drafted Levion with my number three pick last year, it's just, it never works out for me, man. It just never works out for me. I'll be watching the Jets this year. Hopefully everyone stays COVID and mono free. Yep. Yep. Um, well, Jerry, seriously though, you're one of our favorite guests.

We appreciate it, man. Commenter. Love you guys. Yeah. When, uh, when a Madden 21 comes out, we should do a little online head to head. Oh, you want this smoke? Uh, yeah, I think I can handle it. Okay.

All right, well, we'll do it. We'll do it. We got to do it. We got to do it a little later at night because my effing kids are on that TikTok all day. So it messes with my bandwidth. Okay, no problem. We'll do it later.

Yeah, but we're in, we're in. That'll be awesome. I would love that. See you guys. Awesome, man. Thanks so much, Jerry. You're the best, Jerry. Appreciate it.

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First up, we have team name changes. Or if you're the Washington R words, uh, you're just not picking a new name. I'd still like to bleep out football team until they win a football game. They shouldn't be allowed to call themselves an actual football team until they get that W and it could, it could take a while this year. So, um, I don't, I guess I should, we shouldn't be surprised anymore because, you know, last week we obviously talked about the horrendous article that came out about the, uh, Washington football teams, uh, goings on.

And then we also, uh, you did your top 10 best moments the last 20 years, which are very bleak. But the fact that they had this much time to figure it out, they haven't figured it out and then they did a press release and they haven't changed any of, like the red skin logos off of the website or their Twitter or anything is it's so fucking stupid. So what happened was it very clearly points to the order of operations for how the name change came about this summer.

Dan Snyder. Yes. To hit, I mean, he had probably 20, was it 23 years of ownership to think about this day and what it would eventually come to if he ever decided to change it. But he obviously never wanted to change until FedEx stepped in until Pepsi and Nike stepped in and said, we're going to take away your money. We don't want to have our products associated with your football team until you change the name, because he didn't have anything ready to go at the time.

So it was very clearly a reactionary move that he pulled like three weeks ago. And he was like, okay, now it's time to appease my minority owners and the, uh, the sponsors that are threatened to pull out. So now he's stuck behind the eight ball where he has three weeks to get ready for training camp, get all the logos set up, get all the signage taken care of. And it's not enough time when you include the fact that you have to go about doing the trademark thing, getting the Twitter handles, Instagram accounts. So they just said, you know what, we're going to punt.

And if you are the vice president of marketing for the Washington artists, formerly known as Redskins, you are so happy today. This is like the ultimate delaying plans. And now guess what? You've got a full year to figure out. This is like the boost. This is when you, this is like when you get your extension on your taxes. And then you again, six months from now, we'll be in a place where like, shit,

we had all that time. I actually like the helmets. I like the fact I like numbers on a helmet. People are like, oh man, that's a college thing. Yes, it is. But why not have one team in the NFL have it? Yeah, kind of cool. I actually, I like that part too.

Yeah. And the, you know, I wouldn't want every team to do it, but I think it's cool. Yeah, they look okay. The uniforms look decent, but now they're just the colors are the same. I'm starting to talk myself into the fact. I saw Mark Titus tweet about this, but my, one of my initial reactions was I'm going to spin zone my way into loving this team name. And that's just like, you have to be, you have to be a candy ass to have

a mascot for a team like really Washington football. It is kind of candy ass to name your team after a bird or whatever, a bird or a fish, whatever you these other teams have. We're a football team. We play football. Football. We don't need any of this. It's there in the title.

Yeah, we don't need a mascot. I actually don't hate that. I like that spin zone. And then we had the Seattle Kraken. The 32nd NHL franchise was debuted today. Billy. So Billy's been doing a great job. He's been putting together the top 10 stories that we need to pay

attention to handing us a sheet. He's done some editorializing on this one and I love it. So he wrote some jokes down that we could possibly go with. Seattle Kraken, the 32nd NHL team. Kraken a beer with the boys. Yeah, I like that. And dovetailing off it, when they get a win, they should just say like Kraken a cold one.

Yeah, Kraken a cold one. The ice is Kraken. That's probably a bad thing. You don't want that soupy. Yeah, there's some some Zamboni technician is like, God, damn it, Billy. What's Kraken? I like that, too. That's kind of cool.

And then and then the great one, the fans want to be called crack heads. And then he also put in Brandon Walker tweeted this, but it's not his original idea. OK, so that's not it's not from Brandon Walker. Yeah, I have an idea. I don't I like it. I like their logo that they have. Their logos are pretty sick.

They've got like an anchor with the space needle as the top of the anchor in there. I don't want it to be the seals because I wanted a fucking cute little seal mascot or they don't care about animals. I do not care about nature taking care of itself. Fact. What about the rain city? Jacks was right there. It was. It was there for the taking of the semen. I I the logo is cool.

So it's an octopus. What is the what's behind it's a Kraken. So a Kraken is a mythological creature. Actually, Billy was very excited to explain what a crack is. So this this whole cryptozoology thing is giant squid. Giant squid used to be a lot more populous in the oceans due to environmental change that are not so much anymore. But sometimes they wash up on the shore.

So in ancient semen, when they were out, they'd see the squids rise to the surface and they'd be like, well, what is that thing? Is it a giant squid that's going to kill us? I'm also pretty sure it was like a mythological creature to know that looked like it. So are they going to be throwing squid on the ice? That would they have to. Yeah, throw a squig like like the Red Wings.

You think they're going to do that? Probably. I think how expensive is squid? That's pretty cheap. Could you sneak into a arena? Yeah, you get not a giant one. That would take you'd have to like you'd have to really do some work to wrap up a giant squid in like a 50 feet newspaper. Are squid the same as octopus? No.

Oh, so Red Wings throw octopus, but I didn't. I thought they were the same. I thought squids were just smaller octopus. Squid is calamari. So Hank would eat an octopus, but he wouldn't eat a Kraken. I got it. Squid is got a cone head and octopus is got a hole head. Are they cousins? Yeah. Cephalopods. There we go.

Billy, I thought that a great name would be the Seattle Sirens. OK. You got the gold siren, then you could have Courtney Love just up in the corner, just trying to lure people to date her. Yeah. Yeah. OK. I mean, I just like cute mascots, you know, seals would have been cool. Seals would be good. Seattle sea lions. Sea lions are cuter than seals in Brace Debate.

Yeah, because they have the whiskers. They've got no, they both have whiskers seal. Sea lions have ears. Ah, seals don't know. But there's way more. There's you got to think about, you know, this you got to think about the worst case scenario if the seals are getting smoked. There's a lot of videos of animals and sharks just fucking seals up.

All the Kraken, you know, videos and stuff out there from like Pirates of the Caribbean and movies where like these giant ass squids just come and fuck everything up. That's a good point, actually, because there would be a lot of that violent seal clubbing stuff going around. Right. Nobody wants to see that. Right. Like live look at the seals and it's just a shark coming in. It would be like when the dolphins lose and we do a. Yeah, true.

OK, good point. Good point. Good point. Yeah, you can't make fun of it. There was the even the the Barstow Maine Account did a video of a bear getting tossed like food. And the throws were terrible. It was like live look at the bear's receivers getting a pass from Trisky. You can even do it with that type of animal. Kraken don't exist.

Yes. So you can't. I'm already there's no footage. OK, this trash. I don't think you're insane. I disagree. All right. Before we do our Mount Rushmore, we had Christian Pulisic. And I was talking soccer. It's talking soccer.

Oh, yeah. And MLS added like the 30th team. I don't know. I fought with MLS weirdos all day. Some good fucking analysis. I was. Yeah, the Austin, Austin. No, Charlotte was the team today. Yeah. And I just fought with, like, like, I don't understand how they can keep adding teams. There is just a Ponzi scheme.

Yes, a Ponzi because you just pay the owners. Yeah, you pay the existing owners. And it's like, isn't the problem right now that there's the talent? Isn't there's not enough talent to, like, keep up? Well, because funny, keep adding teams. It's funny that you mentioned that because I'm squatting on a take right now. And that is getting mad at Christian Pulisic for not playing in the MLS. Yeah, he truly cared about American soccer.

I agree. He would be over here. And he will when he's like 40. He will. Yeah. When. Yeah. Maybe even older than that. Right. Like when he's got one leg. In Hershey, Pennsylvania has a fucking team. Yeah. The 75th franchise in MLS. Yeah. But I can't last 20 years.

I can't wait for the first soccer writer to actually come out with that take that, like, Pulisic is wasting his talent by playing overseas instead of encouraging little Billy and little Sarah growing up right now to play soccer. Yeah. You got more people who are becoming Chelsea fans than they are Charlotte FC. Charlotte. I think there's just all FCs. They're they're not logo, but their abbreviation is just CLT.

Which is nice. Click. Click. I will say that Miami team, those jerseys are sick. Well, anything Miami. Yeah. I don't know why they don't use pink more in jerseys like I'm, you know, like maybe the seams, but those are fucking awesome jerseys. Yeah. I mean, the NFL does during October. That's true. That's true. And they pretty much stop cancer that month.

They defeated breast cancer. All right. Finally. Mount Rushmore. We're going to do the Mount Rushmore of PLL players. Reminder PLO is back four o'clock on Saturday, four o'clock on Sunday. Or the water dogs are playing. Tune in. We're very excited. Our good friend, Paul Rable, he's back.

So let's do it. Paul Rable, by the way, good friend of the show. I think next year he, Julian Edelman, is going to have some competition for Thirst Trap of the Year. Paul Rable's Thirst Trap. Is he doing it? He likes to take his shirt off when he's at, when he's in the field, whip, snaking it around. Not a bad thing. I would too, if I were Paul, but I'm just, I'm just saying he's an up and comer

when it comes to the Thirst Trap community. All right. Should we start with Billy and go that way this way? Yeah. Yeah. I like having Billy at the end because that way someone pointed out that we never do snake traps correctly until Billy showed up. And now we do them correctly. Yeah. These are snake charmer. You're welcome. All right. So so it's going to go Billy, me, PFT, Hank and then back.

OK, I'm going to go. I'm going to start with Steve DiNapoli. OK, interesting Italian restaurant. Yeah. It does remind me of like a frozen pizza. OK, that that is an interesting one because I didn't even have him high. Yeah, me neither. I'll go with my easy number one, Tucker Durkin. Love that game. That is lacrosse through and through.

Tucker Durkin. That's a steal right there, baby. That's a good job. I know I go guy making a good second pick. Yeah, I traded up for it. What was your what was the thought process of you, Steve DiNapoli? Oh, you have. You're going all out on him. OK, so Billy's going to go all the time. So I might have to fuck him up.

Don't get him. Just get him in my case here. My first pick. This one was very clearly the second best one. Blaze Reardon and it's spelled Reardon, but it's Blaze. His first name is actually blaze. Yes. Jake, did you call any of his games in college? Not him. I know he went to UAlbany,

but there's a good amount on this list that I oh wow. You all blaze that out. I love the fact that a baby came out. Yeah, and his dad was definitely lacrosse guy. It was like this kid's name blaze. Wait, how do you spell blaze? I can't see it on the BLAZE. Perfect.

I'm stunned. I'm actually stunned that this one made it this far. Oh, wow. Well, Billy's was a trash first pick. Cade Van Rap Horst. Yeah, that one's good. I had him. I had him, Hank. I had him. And then I'll go with I mean, there's a lot of good ones

and I'm worried about not getting these on the way back, but I'll go with Gunnar Walt. That's good. Also had him. So many of these names lend themselves to literally translates to. I mean, there's one that's the there's one that's like I'll just say it right now because I want to hear it. B.J. Grill. Oh, but I was going to pick that.

I'm going to say Billy's cooking because it sucks. He's meat that he is on the water dogs. Gunnar Walt, I would say Breaking Bad series finale would be that's literally translates there. No, it's not your turn. Yeah, Hank just took him. So it's you took Gunnar, right? Yeah, yeah, good pick. I'm going to go with Brody Meryl.

Just Brody Blaze and Brody. Those two, those are like those are the Bash Brothers of the new generation. Yeah, those are the TikTok Bash Brothers. OK. Let's see. Let's see. There's some good ones here. Fuck. Damn.

I really want to know knowing that there's some good ones. There's some good ones. I'll go with I'll go with another La Crosse special. I'll go with Rider Garnsey. And it's a good name for for just like nicknames and it's anything that's EY or ER. He's a hockey or lacrosse player. Garnsey Ryder, though, with a Y.

Ryder die. Yep. Jerry Raghanese. OK, you're doing all fantasy fuckboys. Yeah, yeah, I think it's more. More Guido's play lacrosse than you can. You can't say canceled again. Italian lacrosse, we'll do a new. No, we'll have a new art that would put up like a day's shows

since Billy's been canceled back to zero with Guido. All right, Billy. He's a good pick, though. Another pick. I like I like where your mind's at. I'm going to go with Chris Chuchanillo. OK, that's that sounds like a dessert. OK, I will now go. I'll go with Tyler Fister.

Good pick, Ty. Tyler Fister, you know that the boys at UVA had some funny fucking jokes about that. Can I do a little bit of translates with him? Yeah, go for it. She's just having a little sex, bro. She's going to call you back. And there you go. Perfect. Perfect. If you know, you know.

Fuck, that's a good pick. My next one, I'm going to go with. Larkin Kemp. Yep, I had him. Larkin. I had him highlighted like that's a good. I've never heard Larkin as a first name before. I will go with Troy Re. Yes. Yeah, yeah.

And Callum Robinson. I don't even have him. Oh, OK. Yeah, yeah. I mean, Callum Callum Callum is is a what is that name? Yeah, it's as black as it gets. Yeah. All right. A lot of pressure here for my last one. Brad Salf. Brad Salf. I just like Brad Salf. You have to have a chat or a Brad.

Yeah, literally translates to I don't know. I don't have a good one for that one. That's the top of my head. All right, I'll go. All right, my last one then. There's a lot of good ones. Should we go five rounds? Yeah. All right, so we'll come back.

I'll go with on that changes everything. Well, there's a lot left. Yeah, two at the end. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll go with Brett Queener. I like that name. He also probably he was probably tough time when he was a freshman at Duke, being like Queener. You had to transfer to Johns Hopkins.

Brett Queener. OK. Jojo Morasco. That's a good one, Billy. That's a good one. And then we go with Matt Rambo. Yep, that's also a good one. He's the he's the goat. Yeah, he is.

Yeah, Matt Rambo. OK, Beast Middy. All right, I'll I'll go with. I like this name's name is not really La Crosse. But if you if you see it, Billy's printing is terrible, so you always have to check the fine. Oh, I didn't see that one. Brent knows worthy.

That's good. Fuck, that's really. Yeah, I knew Billy's printer just sucks at whatever he does. He can't print everything on a page. I was like, what is that? Oh, it's Brent knows worthy. OK, all right. I'm I'm down to two here.

I'm going to go. Brent knows where these fucking awesome. I will go with Deemer class. OK, that's at him. Yeah, great name. Yep. All right. Hank, your last pick. Someone did Brody Merrill, right?

No, yeah, yeah, I got Blazing Brody right off the bat. That's right. Um, I feel like this is just a La Crosse. I feel like this is like a La Crosse namesake. Like if there was a Mount Rushmore of La Crosse, someone named Danowski would be on it. So I'll go with Matt Danowski. Yeah, that's a good 80s movie.

He's the son of a coach. Yeah, the Duke coach. Yeah, Danowski is just a. It's just when you think La Crosse, you think Danowski. Yeah, the Duke. It's probably why. All right, so what are the ones we had? I still had I let I.

Fantasy fuckboys, Sergio Sustito. Yeah, I love the name. For some reason, I love the name Brad Smith, just because it seems like a blue checkmark would be like, oh, you know, Brad Smith listening to barstool sports. Like they can't think of anything like Brad Smith. Got him. I liked Bryce Young.

Bryce is a good name. Mike Chan, Chan and Chuck. Oh, yes. Jordan Wolfe, too. Last name Wolfe is fucking tie Warner. Yeah, no one had B.J. Grill, no one picked B.J. Grill, Kyler Ballistry.

We said Kyler, right? Yeah, I also had there's two Notre Dame quarterbacks, Tommy Kelly and Connor Kelly. Those guys definitely they're they come in for like two games and they suck and everyone's like, no, Notre Dame's not good anymore. Chris Sabia probably had some some bully problems back in the day as well.

Was he a third baseman on the Reds? Oh, Tim Troutner. Tim Troutner. Jackson Place. Johnny Sirdic. Jared Apple. Jules Heningberg. His names are fucking great.

Michael No One. Jack Concanon. Yeah, that's a good one. Max Tuttle. Max Tuttle's good. Another Grayson Terrible. Another fancy fuckboy. Joe Locascio.

That's good. Yeah, we should just start doing fantasy fuckboys off. Should we switch fantasy fuckboys to just La Crosse or La Crosse, but just come up with in Long Island La Crosse players? Yeah, yeah. Trevor Baptiste. Oh, here's a good little translate.

Oh, he's sick from Denver. Yeah, Will House literally translates to Funeral Home. Or Billy Eats Steak. Yeah. Joey Sanky. That's like sounds like he's got dangles. Yeah, he definitely has. Joey Sanky's got dangles.

Yeah, boys. Mad dangles. All right, that is our show. It is? Yeah, that's our show. Brent, you'll see everyone on Monday. Very excited for Monday's show. Yeah, Monday's show is going to be a big one.

I love you guys. Billy, take us out. Hey, guys. I wonder what you guys are up to today. You didn't prepare anything. I didn't prepare anything. But I do have a lot on my mind I can talk about. Tomorrow, I'm going to be finishing my chicken coop.

It's my buddy's birthday. Shout out, Rooney. Happy birthday. Oh, no, Foushee. What? It's a tough throw. Tough? Why is he throwing already?

He's in the game and like, no. He bounced it? Man, now no one's going to ask. Just kidding. All right. Anyway, have a good one. Could it, would you say that he's flying this curve? Oh, go follow.

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