Pardon My Take - Jerry O’Connell Jim Boehiem retires, NFL Rumblings & Fyre Fest

Episode Date: March 10, 2023

Jim Boeheim has retired but also a little fired. We talk college basketball, Patrick Ewing out and more(00:03:58-00:22:04). NFL Free agency rumblings and Billy gives us a cocaine Bear review(00:22:04-...00:42:44). Jerry O’Connell joins the show in studio to catch up, finding that dog in his kids, prayers for Damar and more(00:42:44-01:25:00). We finish with Fyre fest of the week(01:25:00-01:46:39You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Hey, pardon my take listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. On today's part of my take, we have our good friend, Jerry O'Connell, back in studio. Great to catch up with him, especially in football off-season. We get everything. We talk to Jerry about what's going on in his life, great time, also some funny conversations about our fantasy team, and the DeMar fallout that we had towards the playoffs.
Starting point is 00:00:34 We have college basketball, Jim Mayheim is done at Syracuse. We're going to talk a little March Madness, Kevin Durant's injury. We got a lot of stuff to get to, Aaron Rodgers possibly being a jet soon, maybe in the next 24 hours. Billy's got his blogs locked and loaded. So we're ready to go on a Friday show and we have Firefest to end it all. And we have the Barstool Sports Book. If you're listening to this right now and it's after 10 a.m. on Friday, the Barstool Sports
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Starting point is 00:03:18 Get excited. A lot of awesome stuff this week and a lot of promos and, uh, it's going to be a great weekend of gambling on college hoops and everything else. Okay. Let's go. And it's hard without. My take Is about the Barshtool Sports. Welcome to part of my take. Today is Friday, March 10th, and Jim
Starting point is 00:04:13 Bayheim has been fired slash retired. He's been retired, actually is how I should phrase it. He has been retired. He got refiremented. Yes. It was like a combination of both. After the game, he was like, you're gonna have to ask the university, well, do you want to come back? Well, I didn't say that. He went out as he lived, which is just extremely grumpy and short with the media. Yeah, it's actually the interaction he had. Hank, let's do a reading real quick. Hank will be the media. I'll be Jim Bayheim. This is all quotes that he had after the loss, two-week forests. This is what he said. Are you saying right now that you're
Starting point is 00:04:51 going to retire? This is up to the university. You want to come back? I didn't say that. So what are you saying? You're not saying you're retiring. I just said it. I don't know. So you don't know? I said this is up to the university. How will you make a determination about when you will come back? You're talking to the wrong guy. So it was basically, it was Michael Scott's when he was getting tried for having a love relationship with Jan. He, like them reading it back, was so funny. He basically was like, yeah, the university is going to decide whether I come back. I'm not, I don't want to retire, but it's also not up to me. And I'm not saying I want to
Starting point is 00:05:29 retire, but I also might want to retire. And then like an hour later, he was fired slash retired. You want to have an office off? Because the office moment that came to my life was when Michael Scott was pushing the former manager of Dunder Bifling quietly out of the conference room. He was still trying to hang out. That's Jim Bayheim being subtly asked to retire. I think he probably asked him to retire and he was like, nobody asked me to retire. I'm going to ask you to fire me. Yeah. So it's like the both shoes were on the other foot waiting for somebody to make a move, but he's out. Happy refinement. Have there's be refinement party for Jim Bayheim. I think he might actually just keep working at Syracuse. Like he might just show up next year.
Starting point is 00:06:15 Yeah. Like you're going to have to fire me again. Yeah. And you know, he did have an incredible career 47 years at one place is insane. Like he deserves credit. You know, obviously the championship season with Carmelo four, five final fours, four final fours. How many Jake, five final fours, five final five final fours. A legend of the game. I read an article by Dan Wetzel last night that was very funny. It was a story that was retold to him by Rick Patino. Rick Patino and his wife were on vacation with Jim Bayheim and his first wife. And they were all asking each other like, if you could live anywhere in the world, where would you want to live? And people said Paris, someone said Hawaii and Jim Bayheim said Syracuse and everyone was like,
Starting point is 00:06:59 what are you talking about? He said Syracuse is just Hawaii in July or what is it? No, Hawaii is just Syracuse in July. So that was, he loved the city. He loved the people. He loved the university. I do think that's very rare this day and age. There was another story in that same article that Ohio state once like flew out their AD and like all their bigwigs and Jim Bayheim gave them all of 10 minutes face to face and was like, I'm not leaving. Like, don't even ask me. I'm not going anywhere. So he's a legend. It is like these coaches, college basketball, especially the coaches and their personalities are a lot of like, you know, the game and the storylines. So it does kind of suck losing another legend after we lost Roy and
Starting point is 00:07:49 coach K and coach J. So, uh, salute to Jim Bayheim. The question though, PFT, how much blame do we put on Jake Marsh? I think a significant amount of blame. I don't think that Jake did a great job standing up for Jim Bayheim in the last several years. And we've been, we've been pretty ruthless towards now. I, for one, I will miss the zone. I hope whoever the next coach is at Syracuse, they should just have to run the zone forever. That should be Bayheim's legacy. Like I will retire, but you have to run my zone in perpetuity for the next hundred years. Put that in on paper, and then we can bid Aloha, the, uh, the goodbye one to Jim Bayheim and send him on his way away from Hawaii. I think they will. It's Adrian Autry, who's been there forever. Uh, I think he's
Starting point is 00:08:30 probably been coach and waiting forever. He's like, how many years? Well, Mike Hopkins was supposed to be. Bayheim was supposed to walk away when I was there and then he changed his mind and Hopkins is like, all right, I want to be a head coach. I will go to Washington. Ah, and that hasn't gone well. Not really. No. Uh, he actually, he's the current coach at Washington. Yes. I gave Spencer Hawes, our good friend, my word that I would start a fire Mike Hopkins, uh, hashtag. So if anyone wants to join me on that, the Huskies, I think have not been to the tournament in like three or four years. They went in 2019. Yeah. So it's, so we'll, I'll do that for him. Mike Hopkins, you suck. Maybe we bring him home, bring him home to Syracuse. Yeah. He is still the coach
Starting point is 00:09:08 and waiting. Maybe, maybe he didn't lose that title when, when he left. That's true. So, so I bring up Jake because Jake, I don't know if you saw PFT, PFT by the way is, uh, in Chicago right now looking for a house. So, uh, you might have found a, I found a house out here. I saw a house today. Nice. Hell yes. Hell yes. Um, Jake said, uh, what was the exact tweet? You, you, the season's on the line and this is the play you draw up, uh, crying face emoji. And I think the AD of Syracuse was like, we've lost Jake Marsh. That's, that's it. You can't lose Jake Marsh. You can lose everyone. The whole fan base can be upset, but the minute you lose straight away, Marsh, Bayhime's got to go. The problem from my point of view in that tweet is the crying face emoji.
Starting point is 00:09:51 Yeah. It's like you were clowning Jim Bayhime. Like I could see Jake as a neutral observer questioning the last play call of the game when they're trying to win, trying to preserve Jim Bayhime's career, trying to keep him around for at least one more game, but to hit him with a crying face emoji. Did, you said he was there for 47 years? 47 years PFT. 47 years as head coach, right? Yes. He also played there. And before that, he was assistant and before that he played there. We're probably talking upwards of 60 years at this institution. And you're forgetting that he had two sons. You sent him on his way with a crying face emoji, Jake. Yep. That was the last tweet. That was the last tweet from Jake Marsh while Jim Bayhime was still the coach of Syracuse,
Starting point is 00:10:32 men's basketball, crying face emoji. What are the chances you think Jim Bayhime goes behind the scenes and hits up Georgetown? And he's like, you know what, fuck Syracuse for pushing me out. Yeah. I want you to consider my name. Patrick Ewing got fired, which was the most like, yeah, sure. That probably should have happened a couple of years ago because he did win that one biggie conference tournament. But other than that, he didn't do a lot of winning. And now Jay Wright maybe gets his dream job that he put his, his, or not Jay Wright, sorry, Jay Williams, put his, put his name in the hat out of nowhere in January, because I think everyone thinks Georgetown, Jay Williams. Yeah, that's what I thought for sure. First African American head coach in Georgetown
Starting point is 00:11:12 University history. Or what about Rick Petino to Georgetown? Well, bring back the old John Thompson carrying the towel over the shoulder. Yeah. Rick Petino, St. John's Rick. Rick Petino better be in a major school next year because it's, it's, it's time and there's some openings that perfectly fit Rick Petino. So we need it. We need Rick Petino back, but I would like to get a lot of, yeah, a lot of openings perfectly. A ton. Yeah. There actually was a headline, which I credit to me. I did not make the joke because I think I still have that stalker who just looks at everything I do and says anytime I say anything bad about Rick Petino, he texts me being like, I'll kill you. It was from Mike Focaro in the New York Post column. The choice for
Starting point is 00:11:54 St. John's now really is a simple one. Rick Petino or bust. Why not both? Why not both? You get both. I love it. Yeah. That's, talk about your ultimate twofer. Yeah, right. So, yeah, it was, it was a crazy couple of days in college basketball. I would like Jake, Jake, I want you to try everything you can move mountain, move mountains for, for part of my take and get us Jim Bayhem on this podcast because I can make that. I can make that happen. I can give him my full effort to make that happen. All right. Because buddy and Jimmy, if you're listening, hit me up. And I, I, yeah, buddy and Jimmy, they're AWS. Yeah. So, uh, Jim Bayheim is a legend. I will give him the respect he deserves. I also would love to have him on the podcast because I think
Starting point is 00:12:38 if we just get him talking, he'll start trashing everyone. I think so too. There's also a good chance that Jim Bayheim would hate us. Oh, well, yeah, excuse me. You guys are forgetting that he's appeared on this podcast before. Why? Why is it taking his presenter? Oh yeah. That's right. So we've already, we've already done the meet and greet. We've already warmed it up. Yeah. So he, we're basically recurring guest Jim Bayheim will make his triumphant return. It is sad though, when you were talking about losing all the legends, coach K is gone, Roy Williams, etc, etc, etc. Really the only coach left from that era that I think fits in with those guys that's still around is Tom Izzo. Tom Izzo is, is that last guy that's still kicking. And, um, yeah, I, it's sad
Starting point is 00:13:17 whenever, this reminds me of when we lost Phillip Rivers and Eli and Big Ben in the course of two years. It's sad to see the guard change. Yes. I was going to say the, the, the other ones we have, and I think, I think the tasks that we need to give them, it's Petino and Calpari, Calpa Perry, they just need to get a little more Italian because I feel like the older they get, if they get more Italian, the, the more like ornery and better they will be for sports podcasts like ours. So, I mean, we actually do as a sports podcast, we're losing a lot of material. We need Rick at a major job. Yes. ASAP. Yes. Well, he could be very relevant in the next week. If they take her business in the Mac tournament, they'll be a sexy upset pick. By the way, PFT, uh, you brought
Starting point is 00:13:58 up Big Ben. I had to share this with you. I don't know if you saw this as well. Uh, this is from Oh, I saw it. Kenny Greer, Jr. Uh, locked on Steelers group on Facebook. He's playing a Madden season, uh, franchise mode and he has an update update. I'm now going into the 20 31 season. Big Ben still won't retire. I'm not even using the fountain of youth thing to keep him from regressing. And I promise you, I'm not editing his age bracket. All I do is give him new one year deals every season. That's it. I'm really curious as to how long it's going to continue. Guess we'll find out eventually. He may be a 60 68 with a three overall by the time he retires. And it's a picture of Big Ben in 20 31 with a 44 overall. I love the Big Ben in Madden is still
Starting point is 00:14:43 living on. Yeah. All the haters out there that say that Madden is not realistic anymore. Look at this. This tells me that there's an AI somewhere inside of Madden that is so far advanced. It's becoming the singularity because this, this fucking computer system has it dead to rights and whatever it is. There, there actually should be a senior tour for quarterbacks in the NFL. Yes. For old players. Yes. Watch that. Um, and then, yeah, in terms of madness, it's been awesome so far. Uh, my badgers lost. They suck. I'm actually, I'm actually like, I don't want to say I'm hoping they'll get in the tournament because if they somehow sneak in and be like, all right, let's gear up knowing that it's going to end in just,
Starting point is 00:15:20 you know, terrible heartbreak and they'll lose in a torturous fashion. But if they don't make the tournament, I'm, I'm okay watching the tournament without having like, uh, any emotional right. And I, this team has not broken my heart because they just suck. Um, we also have Villanova who's going to play in, we're taping this eight o'clock. Max is going. Do you want to tell us a prediction? Nova 72, uh, Creighton 60. Did you get a haircut today? Uh, no haircut. I am getting very nervous though. I'm not champagne. No, no champagne has been popped, but I know we're going to make it, we're making it, we're going to make it to the biggest final and then lose and then not make the tournament. That's how it's going to happen. Okay. Max, it's important
Starting point is 00:16:02 to know though that your pants tonight, what's the situation? Uh, I'm just wearing jeans, no green sweat pants. Um, I don't know. We'll see. It's a long road. DePaul looks good right now. If DePaul can win, that'll make me more confident. Oh no, that's the worst thing to do in March. Why? The team in front of you opened up. Yeah. The team in front of you lose. No, you can't do that. You have to win every game. I understand. So it's not like you're looking ahead. This whole thing is wrong. Right. But still the minute you're like, Oh shit, look at the path. That's when disaster happens. Remember in 2018 when loyal Chicago was upsetting everyone in UMBC, the whole path was open for Kentucky to make that final four. Yeah. And then Loyola did. That's what happens. I remember
Starting point is 00:16:48 when, when Steph Curry Davidson, I was like, Davidson, they suck. And then he, he fucking hung one on Wisconsin. I was like, Damn, we're set. We're in the elite eight. This is good. Yeah. K-Quality little bitch. Yeah. We have to stop. Yeah. His ankles already got this guy. His ankles aren't even good. His ankles are weak as fuck. Speaking of which, Kevin Durant, uh, that was tough. Did you see that thing in the layup line when he went up for that and it looked actually like Tom Segura. Yeah. It was bad. That was bad. It was really bad. I, I, now, I don't know if you guys have the same thing happen to you, but, uh, when we get later in the season, it's, it's kind of actually like when you have a shitty car and you get an offender bender and they're like, the
Starting point is 00:17:28 car is totaled and you think, Oh my God, it's horrific accident. No, no, it means that whatever the price to fix it is more than the worth of the car. Whenever I see season ending industry or regular season ending industry, uh, injury at this point in the season, I'm like, Oh my God, that's horrific. And I'm like, wait, there's only like 18 games left. He'll be back for the playoffs. He'll be fine. He continued with the warmup. Well, it's, it's a sprain, which is worse than a break. Yeah. Which means that once again, it's on Chris Paul's capable shoulders to guide the sons of the playoffs. Yes. Yes. Yes. He's got this. Don't worry. Chris Paul, take the wheel. This is his year. Yeah. Um, what else we got for March Madness? Anything else? I mean, before I make the final
Starting point is 00:18:08 pitch to get Bayhem on the show, I think you guys need to maybe clean up some comments made about him on the show previously to help our case at getting him on. No, no, no, no, no. We were talking about Matthew Broder. Yeah. The whole time. That's what we were talking about. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No, no. Okay. Yeah. I just want to, I have selective, uh, amnesia and dyslexia. So sometimes I mix up Jim Bayhem with Matthew Broder. Right. Because they both killed the person with the car. No. Well, right. I'm trying to help you guys. I want him on the show. You guys want him on the show. He could Google Jim Bayhem part of my take and some things will pop up that he may not like. So, so really, Jake, the issue wasn't so much with coach Bayhem. It was with the standing
Starting point is 00:18:53 ovation that he got after killing somebody with his car. That has nothing to do with him. The heroes welcome the fans. Yeah. Yeah. The Syracuse fans looked like they were, they were a dog welcoming a soldier home from a tour of duty when Jim Bayhem stepped on the court after running over a guy. We never said there's nothing on Google searching. He's not going to find his thing. It's fine. It's totally fine. Yeah. Coach, we would love you on the show. And we won't bring up the fact that you killed a man with your car. There it said done. Boom. That's a nice, I will not bring it up to him. I will not say it to his face. If he if he sets me up for a joke big time, I I'm going to have the most difficult time of my life. Maybe maybe what we'll do is we'll do the first ever
Starting point is 00:19:37 directors caught a part of my take where we won't say anything in the moment. And then we'll go back like Mystery Science Theater and just add in some jokes. Yeah. Like here's where we would have said this. Yeah. You have a chance. I was too cowardly to make a joke. Quick stop real quick for a word from our friends at game time. The exclusive ticketing partner Barstool Sports March is here. Game time is here for you. It's created by fans for fans. Game time is a ticketing app that makes it easier than ever to score last minute deals on tickets to sports concerts and shows. And they guarantee the lowest price. They crack the code on how to score deals on last minute tickets. It's possible with the game time app. The biggest last minute price drops can be found on the seats
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Starting point is 00:22:23 Now I'm woke to this. Did you see it PFT? I saw another thing from Jake Paul. I saw so right after the fight he made like the five excuses and said I'm not making excuses. Yep. The other excuse that he made. Now maybe I'm eating the trash. Maybe I saw a screen grab that was altered. But he said that he had a wet dream. He had been withholding nutting for like two weeks and he had a wet dream the night before a fight before this fight against Tommy Fury and he thinks that that factored into the fact that he wasn't able to use his legs as well because he lost all that testosterone he had built up. I kind of agree with him. I kind of agree with him. That's actually that actually makes perfect sense. No he saw Floyd
Starting point is 00:23:04 Mayweather. Where were they? Were they in Vegas? Miami. Miami. And he literally ran away. Like actually like Floyd Mayweather came up to him with a bunch of people and he was kind of tentative and then he just started sprinting in the other direction. Did you see the alternate angle though? No. He actually there was a guy coming at him and swung at him and he just ran away from him 10 yards stopped and then just slowly retreated back into the arena. Jake Paul apologists here. I'm not because he didn't actually there was a second angle where he doesn't just sprint away and just keep running. He like sprinted away while this like one of his bouncers like try to hit him. Okay. Okay. I love that. It's like it's like there's a pruder film for Billy. It's like
Starting point is 00:23:45 there was a second puncher that nobody else saw. How can we get Jake Paul out of this? I was gonna say I'm woken the fact that Jake Paul the Paul brothers are geniuses at what they do and no publicity is bad publicity so I wouldn't put it past them to be like I'm gonna sprint away and then everyone's going to talk about me. I don't care if I look bad if people are talking about me. I've done my job. Yeah. That's that's probably the spin zone he's going to go with and he's not entirely wrong about it. He's keeping his name in the news and I mean if I'm being honest that's probably how I would react if I saw somebody that kicked my ass in public. I would probably just I would probably just run away from them. Yeah. Yeah. Exactly. All right. What else do we have? We have so Aaron
Starting point is 00:24:25 Rogers Jets heating up. I mean Billy actually said to me he he's going at three o'clock today. He's like hey I'm about to go see cocaine bear. I've written a blog for Aaron Rogers to the Jets and Aaron Rogers not to the Jets. So I'm ready. I'm ready to go for these two hours and I'm watching cocaine bear. It was good job by you. I love that. It was the best two hours I spent. Okay. You want to give us a quick review? Sick music. Not as much cocaine as you think. Okay. That's about bears. Yeah. Are there enough bears? There's actually more bears than you think. There's surprise bears. Okay. There's it's it's not the bear's fault. Okay. You end up rooting for the bears. Okay. First time for everything. It is the best. It's a way better way to remember
Starting point is 00:25:16 Ray Leota than the Chantix commercials. Okay. The movies dedicated to Ray Leota and so dedicated so much you can't get his name right. Ray Leota. Correct that. Recipes Ray Leota. Leota. Yeah. They didn't say his name in the movie. True. And you watch all this movies on his channel. He's an actor. They only like the name. I'm just gonna say it. I do not remember Ray Leota from the Chantix commercials. No, but like the last. He will forever be Henry Hill and Goodfellas. Right. He will be Henry Hill and Goodfellas, but then you're like, Oh, when was the last time I saw Ray Leota? The Chantix commercials. Goodfellas when it was on TV, like the seven times that it's on a week. Anyway, it's actually a gore film. Low-key gore. Low-key
Starting point is 00:26:03 gore. All right. So we're going to put this on a movie poster. Lightweight gore. Yeah. But like it's like tons of horror movie commercials before the movie because they think you're like a horror fan and then you're like, what the hell? I'm not a horror fan. I'm like cocaine bear fan. Got it. Yeah. My question for you, Billy, between the audience that was there, what percentage was there more for the cocaine and what percentage was there for the bear? Because you were definitely there for the bear aspect. I was at a four o'clock showing on a Thursday and it was quite the crowd. Really? Yeah. What does that mean? I mean, sparsely. I was trying to make sure none of these guys like were weirdos type thing. What? Sparsely. Okay. So how many people? There was like five
Starting point is 00:26:39 people. Pat them down. And knowing how you look right now, because you are going through some allergic reactions in your face, would you, it is like when you're playing poker, if you can't find the sucker, you're the sucker. Do you think you were the weirdo? The other guys were looking around being like, oh, there he is. That's the weirdo. No. It was just like a bunch of dudes in trench coats and big bags. And I was like, what the fuck's going on here? What? How many trench coats and big bags? It was just, anyway, it was a fun time. Okay. What steps did you take to make sure that nothing weird was going to go on there when you saw that it might be a dicey crowd? No, no, it was just like, why are all these guys bringing gigantic bags?
Starting point is 00:27:20 Probably snacks. I would have guessed snacks. It's a cocaine bear, which is... Or they just came from work because it was four o'clock. Yeah, true. Yeah, so there's our cocaine bear review. That's our Aaron Rodgers recap. Yeah. I was thinking about Aaron Rodgers today because everyone's saying he's going to go to the Jets, right? The Jets came out, met with him. Obviously, there was some pretext of the Jets being allowed to meet with him. The Packers probably thinking the Jets had a good trade package in place, and it's probably close to the inline. And we've been saying throughout this whole process that Aaron goes on his darkness retreat, right? And he comes out of the darkness retreat and he's like, yes, I would still like to play football for $59 million.
Starting point is 00:28:01 The more I think about it, the more he might retire just so that he could have the Trump card on everybody to be like, yeah, I'm the motherfucker who walked away from $59 million. That's his credibility. You better hope he's not talking to Dave Chappelle because Dave Chappelle would be like, yeah, just walk away. That's what I did. I'm sure they're probably friends. Yeah. So he's made $305 million over the course of his career. $305 million. He could actually walk away from $59 million. And he said in an interview recently that there's multiple different types of currency that you can acquire. Only one is money. The other is energy. That's what he said in his most recent podcast appearance that he did with that weird guy. So I think he's got all of
Starting point is 00:28:46 us in a darkness retreat right now. He flipped it on us. And I think that Aaron might actually retire just so that he can have that moral high ground for the rest of his career. I think that would mean more to him than actually having $59 million extra dollars in his bank account. I'm in on this. I like this. I like this, this, this thought process. I was, I'm fully sold on him going to the Jets. I just want him out of my life. But yeah, I like this. I like the fact that he could walk away and be like, owned you guys. And then I'll just get to spend the rest of my life being like his last pass was an interception in a week 18 game when he had to beat the lions to get to the playoffs. Yeah, it might happen. And also I might look like a real clown when
Starting point is 00:29:25 this comes out tomorrow morning and he's on the Jets. So just just so you know, I'm just tossing this out there because I was thinking about Aaron Rodgers like I was thinking about his decision from a sane person's point of view, which is having $59 million for five months worth of work. Yeah, five because he wouldn't make it far in the playoffs. That's a good deal. As far as any normal person is concerned. But Aaron Rodgers, I think I think he values the opportunity to look down on people for the rest of his life for that cost of $59 million more than he would value having it in his bank account. I'd agree. I'd agree. I like to take I'm in on the take. Yeah, so we'll find out. I don't I I feels like it's going to happen in the next couple of days
Starting point is 00:30:08 because it should happen before free agency starts, right? Like you'd think that the Packers and the Jets would want to figure out what exactly their situation is with the quarterback before they start spending money. So let's hope it happens. Jerry O'Connell actually guaranteed that it would happen before this episode airs. So it probably is going to happen in like 2 a.m. knowing him and how good he is. Steel selection Sunday spotlights, second straight year, a Hall of Fame quarterback. Oh, you think so? Yeah, Brady on retired on selection Sunday last year. So damn, no respect. No respect. I love that Jake remembers that. Yeah. That's why Jake hates Tom Brady. Hank, do you want to talk about some of the Wolfen that's going on?
Starting point is 00:30:49 People are Wolfen about Tom Brady. So there's some Wolfen. I could see it happen. Wolfen. Oh, okay diners. He's probably bored. But he has his the cat. He's just got a kitten. Yeah, he's got the pussy cat. You can get someone to help with that. You think so? Yeah, cats take care of themselves. That is true. You can leave a big ass bowl. Yeah, would you take care of his cat if you went back to the Patriots? Oh, yeah, that's easy. What? Yes, you take the cat. Yes. In terms of hypotheticals, that was that was an easy one. So wait, let's make it better. If he goes back to the Patriots, you got to get a cat. Sure. Okay. Even if it's a one day contract. No. Oh, come on. That's a technicality. He's back on the Patriots for a day. If he's in two pads on the sidelines. I don't
Starting point is 00:31:30 think he's going to New England. No, I don't think so. I think what you might want to get in on some of that action, he's probably jealous that somebody else took his title of Mr. Mass. Yeah. And so he wants to take it back from Dave. Yes. But I think what about what about the 49ers, Hank? What about them Niners? It seems like a good fit for him out there. A Cali boy going home, Brock Purdy. The thing so actually with Brock Purdy, he hasn't gotten his elbow surgery yet. And that's that could be a long recovery. They probably won't have him to start the season next year. You better believe that John Lynch is making a call. As he should. I mean, I would be rooting. I'd be a 49ers fan. Brady and Kittle dream come true. Even against your Cowboys. That would push you on the top.
Starting point is 00:32:09 Yeah, I would. Wow. Okay. Tom Brady might come back. I don't. We're just going to do this for an entire year. I just know it's going to be maybe more than that. Yeah, it's going to be a long time. I mean, Brady's coming back. We still talk about Tebow coming back all the time. It's a strong wee. I talk about Tim Tebow coming back all the time. It's just like four or five years of the show. Yeah, we that's a royal wee there. I've been pretty good about it recently, though, but it would be fun. You have to admit to see him running that taste and taste some Hill offense out in Denver. Send him home. All right. So yeah. And then yeah, I mean, I guess we're going to find out with Lamar stuff and feels like yeah, next week's going to be an awesome week for obviously
Starting point is 00:32:55 not only March Madness, but then the start of free agency. It's going to be just nonstop news, nonstop things to talk about. Yeah. Leroy told me earlier tonight that he has there's another big name free agent that he feels excellent about beating Shaft or two. So just be on the lookout for that. But as far as Lamar Jackson goes, is it weird to anybody else that he's just kind of out there and anyone can have him for two first round picks and a new contract and no one seems to want the guy at all? And I know that's like a very simplistic thing for me to say. But when you think of how desperate, desperate, desperate teams there are in the NFL, and opportunity to at least make yourself guaranteed relevant next year,
Starting point is 00:33:36 it's showing that there hasn't been more buzz bar. Well, I think what you're, you're talking about too is a lot of people are not a lot of people, but there have been at least a few people I've seen float out the collusion name because they're saying essentially Lamar not having an agent is a slap in agent's face. So no one else is going to try to sign him. And then he's going to have to come back and play on the tag. And it's going to be like a big, Hey, everyone, you need an agent. Don't fuck around with this. I think it's less about you need an agent and the collusion is more about the fact of nobody wants to pay him a guaranteed contract. Like the owners are so pissed off about the DeSean Watson deal. Yes. And they know that Lamar wants a fully guaranteed
Starting point is 00:34:22 contract. So I think if, if collusion is happening and there's like, there's a good chance that the owners are colluding on this, it's just to the point or not to give this, I anybody else guaranteed five year deal. Yes. Yeah. I mean, that's that part, like DeSean Watson's contract definitely did kind of fuck over Lamar because I don't think anyone wants to give him a guaranteed, but it'll be interesting to see how it plays out. Cause I agree with you PFT. It is weird. I can name 10 teams that should at least be trying to get him right now. And we haven't heard of like any so far. Yeah. Maybe, maybe more than 10. I did, I did, I accidentally texted the president of the commanders the other day, Jason Wright, just the, the Photoshop of Lamar in a commander's uniform.
Starting point is 00:35:06 And I was like, Oh, wrong text. Haha. Sorry. He does look pretty sweet though, doesn't he? And so I'm working the phones right now, trying to get Lamar to the commanders. You got a response? Yeah, I got a response. I'm not going to get into that, but I got a response from well, no response is a response. Was it words or was it just like a thumbs up? He was just basically like, that's a, you're very good at Photoshop. And I said, thank you. Shout out to Shane. Shane's very good at Photoshop. Very good. Very talented guy. All right. Should we get to Jerry O'Connell? I don't think we got much else. I mean, everything's going on right now. It's all the shout out Rutgers.
Starting point is 00:35:46 The University of New Jersey. Statement win today for the boys. Hunter Dickinson tough, tough look going out on his revenge tour. I don't think Michigan's going to make the tournament. I am a little excited to just be, I don't, can't remember the last time I had it. Wisconsin was like truly on the bubble where I actually have no idea what's going to happen on Sunday. Like I'm, I'm going to watch and be like, Oh, we're in or Oh, we're out. I think we're out. I don't most guarantee we're out, but it's kind of exciting, right? Like there's a little bit of excitement in that. And is it if like a bunch of the upsets and the random lower conferences? Yeah, you don't want bid stealers. Yeah. Oh, that's what you don't. Yeah, you don't
Starting point is 00:36:22 want for the onesies. Right, right, right. Like Ohio State. You want to be a bit shocked. Yeah. Different type of excitement for you, big cat to watch the selection show like, like you're the team sitting in the big auditorium and waiting to see if your name gets turned over. That's kind of cool. Yeah, right. Exactly. I'm going to be excited. We'll just be like, Oh, here we go. While we're talking about this tune in Sunday, 545 bar still bracket show me, big cat and Mark Titus hosting it. We'll have plenty of special end and beginning I thought. Oh, I am on the beginning as well. Yeah. And a little bit of middle. Yeah. And a little bit of the middle. I'll be on. It's going to be great. So special guests moments after their team is
Starting point is 00:36:57 selected. Yeah. It should be fun. All bar still platforms, 545 PM Eastern Sunday. Yes. Live bracket reveal. And Titus is going to be on with us on Monday in person, breaking down the bracket. I'm so excited to just get that fucking bracket in my hands. I'm so excited to be wrong again. Yeah. Well, you always are wrong. Yeah. You've hired Jim Bayhine. I'm fine. You ran Jim Bayhine over with your car. Essentially metaphorically, metaphorically, that's what happened. That is what happened. PFT. Any other thoughts before we get to Jerry O'Connell? No, I was going to, I was going to start high stepping after the first five minutes or maybe seven minutes of this UNC UVA game because I bet the under and I actually, I hate betting unders a lot like most people
Starting point is 00:37:38 who are listening to me talk about unders. But it's kind of fun to bet UVA unders because they're just like this anaconda that suffocates you and it's ugly, but it's, it's a beautiful type of ugly. Yes. So I like, I like betting UVA unders are the only team I'll consistently do that with. But then something happened in the second half. So now I can't high step on that anymore. And now I feel like an idiot for even, even thinking, even though I didn't say it out loud, my brain jinxed it. I did a silent jinx. It's impossible to win in March. Every, every two, like every two hours, you're just like, all right, back at it. See if we can do it this time. Nope. All right, two hours. Let's try again. Yeah. Over and over and over. Get well soon,
Starting point is 00:38:17 Ben Vander Plaust, UVA. I would say you JW. So you're, are you going to use your one get well soon on that versus well, we all get one get well soon. Is that what you're using it on? Like per show? UCLA. Are you using it on this? No, he broke his hand. Are you using it on this? Okay. I'll use my get well soon on Bill Self, who had a possibly a heart attack and is in, in the hospital. So get well soon coach. I feel like broken wrist, heart attack. I don't know. That's just me. No, the heart attack wasn't true. Okay. Well, he had a major episode and he's in the hospital. I hope he has a fast recovery. No, no, no, no. You only get one get well. You're changing the rules. Get your get well out. Jimmy Carter. Okay. Well, Jimmy Carter.
Starting point is 00:39:04 Is he dead? He's still alive. Hey, that's crazy. Do you have your get wells of the, of the day? PFT. You got to get well. Damar Hamlin. I hope there we go. It's a long road. Nice. PFT. You got one? Yeah. Billy, I hope that your monkeypox is cleared up. Okay. Nice. All right. Nice. So Jake uses on a broken wrist. A guy who, yeah. No, I love Ben Vader. He'll be better. He will be better. I can guarantee he's going to have a full recovery. Hopefully everyone just announced as well. I know. I do actually. I hope he, I wish he was playing in March. It's kind of a bummer, but he should have gone to Wisconsin. Maybe we would have gone to the tournament. Also red panda got booed. Yeah, red pandas. It's
Starting point is 00:39:48 over. Just there. It's done probably like a 60% success rate. Wait, you were the, oh, no, you weren't. It wasn't, wasn't it, you know, it was here. Oh, that's brutal. It's over. But someone tweeted on me that in the night session, as we're recording right now, she won a perfect six for six. That's the thing about red panda. She doesn't, she bounces back. Yeah. But man, it might be time at the Mecca, at the Mecca, the big East tournament. You can't do that. Come on yet. You know, what was that game that she was doing? Georgetown, Villanova. You can't be doing that. Providence Yukon. Providence Yukon. Brutal. All right. Let's get to Jerry O'Connell and then we will do Firefest of the Week on the other side of Jerry. Before we get to Jerry O'Connell,
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Starting point is 00:42:50 Go check it out now. Okay, here he is. Jerry O'Connell. Okay, we now welcome on one of our favorite guests. We're current guest Hall of Famer. In studio is JOC and it's a special time because we're not even, it's not fantasy football time. It's just catching up with JOC time. Jerry O'Connell is here. It's great to see you. You look fantastic. I don't know how you look, how you're getting younger looking. What's going on? Well, I am in full makeup right now. I came from a television appearance and I have quite a bit of makeup on me. Actually, it's funny. I have makeup on my face because Billy could actually use some makeup on his face. Something is happening. There's a breakout, but it's not just a zit.
Starting point is 00:43:43 It's a borderline viral thing. What is happening? Yeah, his face. He looks like he had lip fillers overnight. He came in with a mask on and we're like, hey, buddy, COVID's over. We won. We beat that fuck. He was like, oh, I have a mask because of my lips. There is medication like Zoravax and sort of like herpy medication. It's not a herpy. You do look like you just got back from plastic surgery, but terrible lip fillers because they're not even full. I know. I'm allergic to something. Let's just get it out of the open. There's no hiding from it. I have to speak into a mic all day and people have to see my lips. I don't know what happened. You're Billy Jenner right now. But Barry Hollywood. Do you get cold sores? Is it something you get? Do you get breakouts?
Starting point is 00:44:29 Only on his back. Show Jerry O'Connell your back. Show me your back. We blurred it out last time. Look at my boy's back. Let me just see it. I got shot up with enough toward all. Listen, Jerry probably is a borderline of doctor. All right. No, that's gotten better. It's gotten way better. I'm so sorry. And I know you guys test here, but are you doing a cycle? Are you trying to like bulk up or something for the summer? Because it's not steroids. Why don't you look in the eye when you say it's not steroids? I will take a piss test. If anyone wants to put me on a USADA real test, I will do it. Billy's always trying to get us to look at his piss. Yeah, we never have. We just went USADA on us. Yeah, he's struggling, but you look great. I mean, do you do your hair to look like
Starting point is 00:45:11 that because you have the perfect, a little bit rustled hair. Yeah. It's perfection. I'm hitting on you right now. No, no, no. The hair has got to go up. It's something I actually learned working in television. You have to hire someone who does something with pomade and hair dryer and gets the hair up. And you'll notice every, I hate to assign race to it, but every white male TV person has that swoop, that TV swoop, that poof. And I never adhered to it. And I think it's why I was not working a lot. And then, you know, now that I have this daily job on CBS every day, they have someone who makes my hair go up. Yeah, it's nice hair. Is it, can I ask, is it all your hair? I mean, yeah, I'm going to move over to you and you're going to feel it. Are you willing to take
Starting point is 00:46:05 a test? No, I mean, like, like, are you sawed a test? That's your natural hairline that you've always had. You've always had that hair. You've never had anything, anything, anything. Because Jerry, you're a big Hollywood so-and-so, and I am looking for somebody to fix mine. Well, because you can't ask, is that your hair? Because you could have gotten the Turkish transplant. Yeah, right. Oh, no, by no means am I saying that Jerry O'Connor is wearing wig. Has your hair, yeah, has your hair been moved around at all? They did, I did do some early replacement stuff. Oh, okay, where they take, actually, it was really experimental. I have, like Billy, I have a very hairy lower back. For some reason, there's a tuft of hair on my lower back,
Starting point is 00:46:45 and they took some of those follicles and transplanted them to the front of my head. That's fantastic. You're giving me hope right now, Jerry, because like, I'm starting, it's starting to move its way back. And I don't know, I'm thinking maybe I'll get on one of those 747s, go over to Turkey. Yeah, have you seen the videos of those flights? People get on these flights over to Turkey to get like $1,500 hair follicle surgery. And then the returning flights home, it's just all like 30 year old dudes with their heads wrapped in bandages. No, it's like a big bro's trip. The crazier one is the Brazilian butt one. Oh, yeah, yeah. Because then the people come back and they're all laying with their chest on the chair, because they have to have their butt
Starting point is 00:47:23 in the air. Yeah, or you take the one to Singapore and you come back with all the frozen peas on your dick. Yeah, there's that one too. All sorts of crazy flights out there. Yeah, don't, I mean, this is like an in bummer news. Don't go to Mexico to do it. Like those people got killed. Oh, yeah, that is bummer news. That is bummer news. People got killed crossing the border to get surgery, which I guess it's easier to get surgery there because they don't have the same rules. Yeah, you just get any surgery you want. I learned that so Mexico tourism has actually picked up a lot in the last five to six years, especially like the last three. And all these previously undiscovered cities are becoming hotspot tourist destinations, because what Mexico did during
Starting point is 00:48:04 COVID, they went full Florida. Mexico was like the only country that said, we're not having any restrictions, everybody come check out our country right now. Since you can't go anywhere else, give Mexico a try. And people went to Mexico and they're like, Oh, it's delightful. But the last like two months have kind of they've pumped the brakes on that. I recently went to Cancun and I highly suggested it was yeah, yeah. You had a fun time senior frogs went to a quaint establishment Papa's e beer. Oh, Papa's e beer. Yeah, we're more of a Papa's e beer family. And we did one night at Carlos E. Charlie's. Oh, okay. With the whole fam went with the whole fam. Yeah, I have teenage daughters. So we all went and you know what we did that's fun that sports related my teenage
Starting point is 00:48:50 daughters are playing club volleyball now. And it's funny. You can tell my voice is just a little a little deeper. This isn't my my part of my tick voice. This is because I spent the weekend at a girls volleyball tournament in Las Vegas all weekend. And my my daughters went two and seven two and seven and seven. That's better than oh and nine. But also you're a Hollywood guy. I mean, you can't can't you just change that on their resume when they're applying for college? She's like, Well, they were they were the best. They were the best volleyball players in the world. No, we actually don't even go volleyball. We just say that they're on the rowing team. Yeah, take photos of them on rowing machines and then superimpose it and then and then totally deny
Starting point is 00:49:37 we thought there was anything wrong with it. We thought that's how you apply to college. I tell most people do. I just want to say this right now. I want to get this out in the open. If you need to do any funny business to get your daughters into college and you end up in jail, we will defend you. Right. So we will do a justice for Jerry campaign. We will be like, no, no one has the facts. We have the facts. We will have, you know, you can call us from jail and come on the show. Like we will be ride or die to the death for you. How about this? If you ever get investigated for us, just hit us up and we will do a fake pretend interview with your daughter. Talk about how great she is at rowing on the number one sports podcast. Yes.
Starting point is 00:50:16 Yes. Then you can use that as evidence. Like she's the best rower in the history of high school sports. Yeah. Listen, if there is a way to like if there is still an avenue to pay and fake your children's way into college after my daughter's performances this weekend, I'm going to have to go that route. Yeah. Or you could hit up like the state welfare department and build her own stadium. Yeah. That's hot in the streets right now. That's a tough one. Yeah. That's a tough one. But we got your back. Like you're walking out of this room today knowing. I'm not good. I would say up until I'll say up to double homicide, single homicide. We'll still have your back double. I think we'll have to distance ourselves. Yeah. It's funny. My daughter's it's so crazy what happened
Starting point is 00:51:03 and Billy can probably help me out with this. They have problems. How do I word this? Jumping. Yeah. They don't have hops and I actually I went I can't believe I'm going this route with them. I'm looking into ordering them. Billy's going to know about this strength shoes. Oh, I have some. Yeah. I recall you wearing them around. Yeah. The shoes that are isometrics. Yeah. Isolate your calves. Now is that like there's like there's so much embarrassment when you have to wear them publicly. Not if you're a clown like me. Yeah. I understand that. But absolutely no shame then then it's fine. If people see myself and my daughter's you know doing squat thrusts in those in a parking lot like that's that's going to be damaging to my children in the long term right.
Starting point is 00:51:52 I feel like that's more so to her I think. Yeah. That's a good story. I think about it this way. I mean you you came out great and you fenced as a kid. Right. That's the weirdest thing you could possibly do. But we are vertically challenged in jumping and and my daughter said what Billy wants to jump in here. I just got to say it's absolutely I know a lot of stand up boys. Wait there's a lot of stand up people who have done PDs to get into college because college does like dictate the rest of your life. Not at all. Name one person. There's a lot of stand up people to get into good institutions. I think we just instead of faking the rowing let's just juice up your daughters. Oh you know what you can it's so easy to juice up your daughters without even
Starting point is 00:52:35 I think we just trouble for what happened there. We just stumbled on we just stumbled on something that Billy unfortunately has not been able to get out of his head as a as a young you know two years three years post college has nothing to do with the rest. I know but like like people want to if you want to get into a good college you should absolutely juice up your daughters. I'm not going to juice up my daughters. You know I hope to have grandkids someday and also I think you know when you're when you're going through those changes I don't think you should be messing with your body's metabolism and juice up one daughter your least favorite. I mean like and and then the other one is like a control group. She's the one who will have grandchildren. It's crazy. It's crazy how
Starting point is 00:53:22 much I'll tell you this much and and big cat you're about to get into this world when you it's amazing how much I'm a screaming parent on the sidelines. I can't believe I've turned into and it's really interesting because I don't have sisters so it's so funny. You know there was a break in the game and the other team was stalling and because my daughters are 14 they immediately became like sort of self-conscious that they were just like standing out there and their body language was like their arms were folded and I was from the sidelines and I was like girls girls stay intense stay intense like don't like stay warm stay warm and my daughters who are 14 are like that shut up shut up and I'm like girls do not let this break you keep going keep going stay warm and like then
Starting point is 00:54:14 they then they defy me by not staying warm like I want them like you can imagine if someone called a time let's say you scored four points in your basketball league in Hoboken and someone said hey time out time out and they started tying their shoes or something you'd be like come on man let's play ball what are you doing get up yeah and it's so funny um my daughters don't have that in them and it really embarrasses them when I yell things like they don't have the dog and you gotta get the dog they do not have the dog do they have do they have a dog you know what's so funny is my um one of my daughters has the dog when we were coming home and they went two and seven and I was like you know guys you're losers you have to like embrace this you're losers yeah parents like
Starting point is 00:55:05 you feel this feeling do you like it and my one daughter was like no and I was like well what are you gonna do about it and my daughter was like I want to get better I want to practice so yeah I think I think the other one was like I'm cool with being a loser uh the other one is more into drama and stuff well the the cool being a loser is actually uh she's actually far progressed in life because like we you know we all lose a lot in life you lose all the time right so it's actually you're looking at a total loser yeah we're all and look at me I'm a regular guest here on p um pmt yeah but you if you can accept losing life gets a lot easier uh it's actually the secret to life yeah expect expect to fail and then if you don't totally fail that's like a huge victory
Starting point is 00:55:51 that's a huge win yeah you get angry every time you fail at something you are going to be a miserable person yeah you're just gonna be fighting against the world non-stop angry at everyone also you should tell your daughters the other key to life is never give a hundred percent of your effort that way when you do fail you can be like well I wasn't even trying oh gosh it's so funny that's like I mean just to keep it sports that's like that guy Jake Paul when he lost that boxing match was immediately like I got six twice and um you know I didn't have a good uh just like take the L yeah went up I mean by the way he went up against a professional boxer who's related to Tyson Fury like take the L and say I tried my best I'm gonna come back better I love I love how out in the
Starting point is 00:56:30 interview he was like you know I had a shoulder injury and I got COVID twice I'm not gonna make any excuses about it I know and I'm just ready to get back out there again you know who's really good at losing is uh is uh cool is uh Joe cool is um um uh Joe burrow um when he lost the Superbowl last year I thought he took that L really well he really I mean that's how you do it the Eagles did this year unfortunately but they did like James Bradbury being like yeah I held them that was actually a classy way to hold taken out oh interesting yeah I took to because you know he could have easily went in the locker room and said no the refs fucked us how do you call that there but yeah you know diffuse it a little bit you know it's funny this Superbowl for me I don't
Starting point is 00:57:14 really give a shit about like the Eagles or the Chiefs so I wasn't I didn't even care it was you watch of course I watched but it was such a orders did you get to watch all right what what PFT is referring to is I came on the show and I said during Sundays I'm only allotted two quarters to watch you know I have a family and that's my day off and I should um you know spend time with my family not yelling at the TV hoping Christian Kirk gets five receptions um but um I um I got to watch the whole four quarters I made it uh I made it a family event that's awesome yeah but it was such a relief I didn't care it's so wonderful watching football and just not caring quick break from Jerry to talk about our favorite sponsor it's Chili's only at Chili's
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Starting point is 00:59:33 recap 1099 bottomless drink bottomless chips and salsa full size entree that's a great deal thank you to Chili's our wonderful sponsor Chili's where business happens I don't know if that's their tag line but I just added it okay here's more Jerry O'Connell you didn't have any Eagles slash chiefs on your fantasy teams that year that you had grown a kinship with yeah but once the season is over I just don't care anymore actually um you know in the fantasy league that you so kindly and generously allow me to manage for you we had some drama at the end of the season some big time drama and we never really addressed it uh because it was sort of a tricky situation to talk about and I just want to say for the record I I put out the first text uh when it was not a comfortable time to put out
Starting point is 01:00:18 texts on these subjects we're speaking of is the Damar Hamlin episode where he uh he died on the field was was resuscitated yeah and then everyone had to figure out is this guy going to survive when it will it be appropriate for me to talk about the fantasy implications behind this man's almost tragic passing and if I remember correctly Jerry sent out the first text while they were doing CPR right uh no no no no it was uh it was before the cpr no it was a few days after when there were definitely signs of life uh and definitely signs of a possible full recovery and I believe I waited until Damar spoke well was communicating Billy Billy can get into that we don't know if that was the real tomorrow um it was the real it was the real real tomorrow Billy he
Starting point is 01:01:09 was wearing a mask this might not be the real Billy actually those goggles Billy are you a clone his face is so hard to look at right now this is not the real Billy he looks like he takes a sick day for a swollen lip he looks like he has the Joker face he's trying to do you look like I'm not going to kid you you you have to disinfect that mic when he's finished you have to yeah and not just for COVID purposes it's for for viral because that is a herpes is a herpes is a real one he is not even making a joke he has fleas too no I thought it was fleas well this dog works at a flea factory you know as an actor actually works here at a flea factor you know as an actor the one of the first things they do on a set is make you sign a form saying
Starting point is 01:01:47 do you have herpes because you have to like kiss people and stuff as an actor you would be porn no I'm talking about like tv and stuff because you have to kiss people I mean you know on shows they they kiss people Billy you would have to disclose what is happening to your face it's not hsv1 well you're sometimes you sound like such a doctor sometimes it's not what was this type of steroid he pulled out uh toward mesothemiola yeah toward all that's anti-inflammatory wow I kind of need right now uh jerry I have a bone to pick with you oh well well hold on oh yeah we have to before we get to that bone I want to talk about um so we were in that league that you guys are in for big money and um going into that final game of the fantasy
Starting point is 01:02:36 season my opponent was playing um my opponent was playing um uh the quarterback from the bills no wait we had we had Joe we had and they had and they had josh allen yeah and if you recall joe burrow I believe through one touchdown all already and bangles are gonna win that game 70 to nothing yeah and the bills made a stop three that's right 73 well they would have retracted those points and uh and and then the and then the bangles made a stop and I believe uh I believe the bills it was 73 when they it was 73 bangles were driving and the bangles were driving unstoppable driving and we were gonna win we were gonna win right and then the game was canceled as it should have been players first players first that's not what you said to us
Starting point is 01:03:27 that is not true that is not true Jerry you called us right after you're like can you fucking believe this can play the fucking game not true skip bailus is getting no that is not true I understood the argument but I did never I may have thought it but I never said I never said it and it was our season on the line it was it was a lot of money it was a lot of money so I waited three days there was I believe communication I think I waited for words not just like scribbling and um I finally I sent the first text and I started off with of course the hashtag hashtag prayers for tomorrow immediately beautiful um and um I added um an emoji uh maybe I think it was a three was the hands yeah hands uh hands and then a number um number three number
Starting point is 01:04:18 three um and then I said oh hey uh BTW um uh what's what's up with our league uh because some other leagues I'm in the the the two people in the final it was week 17 uh decided to just split the pot uh we were on our way to winning lol hashtag prayers for tomorrow and then I think I sent another text right after like prayers for tomorrow all in caps you know and then um you wrote back and you went it's becoming a situation and we're in it because the person was leading the person we were up against by just a few like seven points yeah and they wanted to end the scoring there yeah so so here's what happened uh the guy that was leading um I think you're exactly right I think we're down by seven points we're all waiting to see what the commissioner is gonna put out there
Starting point is 01:05:15 commissioner I think C.J. McCollum was the commissioner so we're waiting on his ruling in his fantasy league and this motherfucker that's beating us by seven points fires off into the group chat with uh a celebration gift the Pete Weber who do you think you are gift I am I think had Argentina holding the trophy or something like that oh yeah messy messy he he put messy in the group chat being like pay me my money he just declared himself the winner yeah and then other people started to be like well I guess I guess congratulations to you and I told Jerry this was going on and Jerry's like you got to you got to fucking storm into that into that text thread and stake your you know stand your ground that's where the negotiation opens yeah so I said no no no
Starting point is 01:05:53 no no this game was not over right you were up by seven the projection had us 45 chance of winning at this point so then I countered you have to come in strong with your anchoring yeah but you the hashtag prayers for tomorrow prayers for tomorrow obviously yeah so I said three obviously obviously we're thinking about tomorrow here first yeah however the yahoo projection had me at a 45% chance to win prayers for tomorrow prayers for tomorrow we hope he's doing okay but I think it's only fair and in a lot of my other leagues prayers for tomorrow they're awarding the jackpot based on what your percentage was so thinking about tomorrow can we get 45% of the pot to us knowing that they would never agree with that and you know obviously tomorrow is what we're
Starting point is 01:06:34 thinking of first yeah and then we started the negotiation there we ended up coming to a mutually beneficial agreeable decision which was it's tough we spotted them points and then we just used our quarterbacks going into week 17 yeah and the matchups were not in our favor I forget who it was against and we lost and we came in second and I'm really sorry guys I know you I mean this we got our money in she brought Jerry second place is as good as a win in these things because it's just it's nice to feel alive going into week 17 what you could have done too and what I did in the fantasy leagues I mean that I was out of playoff contention I just sent a group text to everyone saying hey look I know that I'm not in the playoffs right now but if it were me I would
Starting point is 01:07:19 donate all this money to tomorrow's charity I did suggest that in one of the texts to you when it looked like we were going to have to go into week 18 right it's just like just be like hey look I again I'm not in a place to donate this money but if I were I 100% I like it it's sort of like if I'm not going to win then let's blow this whole yeah right yeah no one wins exactly I had the suicide vest on I was ready to do it too I'm looking I've been looking back through our text that night we we went back and forth probably like a hundred times trying to figure out how to how to hold this motherfuckers feet to the fire because that's it takes some balls on the he's on the almost grave of a young promising NFL player he's just storming into the group chat demanding
Starting point is 01:07:59 money I want to say he never used the hashtag also no wow so he wasn't praying for him he was not like we ended every we ended every sentence with hashtag prayers for tomorrow and that jerk not even one not even a number three we didn't think about praying for tomorrow was just thinking about one thing um all right I got a couple more things for you Jeri oh yeah and then we have to get to PFT's bone to pick with me yeah um Aaron Rogers so excited Billy Billy wait so you're announcing it I'm not announcing it I'm just uh I'm excited you know I gotta say I think it's gonna happen god I can't believe oh by the way in our league last year I did play Mike White one weekend and he did really well for us but then he shit the bed the next week um Billy on a scale of one to a thousand
Starting point is 01:08:46 how excited are you is it official I mean no just make it official yeah according to just make it official you have until Friday when this airs take a shot it's official it's official he's gonna be in New York congratulations he's gonna be in your check by the way if by Friday it's Jimmy G I'm gonna I'm gonna do something I'm gonna start cutting myself again so uh Jimmy G would not be able to handle New York yeah do you think that Aaron Rogers is gonna be able to handle the bright lights of the New York media speaking of which yeah you should take this yeah oh yeah just take it home you don't have to read it right now but that's Billy's report you can read that later I uh wait let me just see this how the New York media ruins and ruins Jets quarterbacks
Starting point is 01:09:31 oh several case studies I actually can't wait to read this yeah no it's uh wow you why'd you use 27 font like we're not counting words here this is crazy that's that's 12 um about the periods are they double-perioded I couldn't so I couldn't do that I wrote it in the blog yeah back end so like I couldn't do that you tried to cheat but I tried um if the NFL or if owning or if having any sports team is about getting butts into seats in a stadium which is really what I'd say it's all about what listen I don't think in this day and age it's all about that I think you know I think with uh um what's the word I'm looking for collective however illusion no no how everybody makes the same amount because socialism are you a burning guy are you a burning guy people don't talk about
Starting point is 01:10:19 how the NFL it is it's socialism but for billionaires it so if your team doesn't sell as many tickets it doesn't matter doesn't matter because you get money from the teams that do sell the TV deals and all but let's just say if back in the day it was about like it's pretty simple it's a pretty simple business model you build a team it does well you get more butts in the seats you sell more jerseys that's how you make money if it's about getting butts into the seats the Jets getting Aaron Rodgers would be the ultimate I mean it would be like just think about the the the first two weeks of the season that we're all still Jets fans I mean it's going to be completely sold out does that life have a uh a vaccination requirement for fans they've got this billy would know
Starting point is 01:11:04 yeah it's sure that's why I live in Hobo but yeah I listen he will break your heart and he won't care that he does it but I love him he was such a good sport on this show what an interview what an interview he was a good sport what an interview I'll give him that I'll give him that so congratulations the Jets are back a fish reported by Jerry O'Connell and by the way um you know uh Breece Hall will hopefully be back at the beginning of the season um I think we have a great receiving core um the defense is great I'm really excited and uh the number two pick overall is your backup quarterback uh I am that's huge I'm very excited hopefully against some blowouts and Zach Wilson gets in here okay no no and learns and then hopefully like he can't give up on Zach
Starting point is 01:11:48 Wilson god didn't you I'm trying to recall didn't you call like Zach Wilson like super elite in one episode is Patrick Mahoney literally physically they can make the same throws don't may not do it at the right times right or as accurately but he can do the same or to the right people wearing the right jerseys I think it's already give Robert Salah even said he was like we we just want Zach to get better and with it if it's with us or someone else we're just rooting for him which basically it's like he's never playing again oh god you you you know what I'm not watching anymore though is any of this like combine draft stuff I like every time I try and look at like a draft board or like a mock draft board it's like it completely changes every day you can't
Starting point is 01:12:34 even like it's it's funny it's actually quite freeing I'm not even thinking about fantasy these days because there's nothing to do you have no idea who's gonna go where or I will say this I am probably if you guys allow me to manage your team again next season I'm definitely you are you are I'm definitely gonna take whoever is wide receiver one in Chicago oh you're okay so you're buying in on Justin I'm buying in on Justin I hope Justin is their guy he's going to be okay he is okay because some people are reporting right now no I'm reporting it okay um I I love Justin Fields I promise you also I will only draft you I don't care how early I have to draft them I will only for the rest of time um Taylor's oldest time I will only draft a quarterback that is a running
Starting point is 01:13:24 quarterback yeah you love Taysum Hill yeah absolutely love the guy are you still addicted to Taysum or did this season break you uh no I I had Taysum a little bit we played him a couple weeks and that was an error and I want to apologize for that we probably would have we would have been on the winning side of that what Jerry does is he you just get like uh uh premonitions about Taysum Hill so there's no like rhyme or reason to when you decide to sprinkle them in there you just say to yourself I think this is going to be a Taysum Hill week I'm going to drop them in and then it never is when you think it's going to be it's so funny they were such a weird team to watch last season the Saints I mean they were just so weird it was depressing it wasn't depressing it was
Starting point is 01:14:02 like a fever dream I mean like James is on the sidelines and the Andy Dalton is trotting out there Taysum is scoring touchdowns it was like a fever dream yeah yeah um no Alvin Kamara I'm gonna stay away from him next season yeah oh yeah did you run into him in Vegas uh no no not him that'll be an all-time headline if if you just like busted his balls about being shitty in fantasy that would be pretty and he just beat the shit out of you oh you know what I saw at the volleyball tournament I saw um this is really fun um I saw I hope I'm not breaking Hollywood uh like privileged conversation rules here I saw Vince Vaughn there he was a daughter and it was so funny I looked at him and he's a tall guy so it's like the first thing you look at I mean not that we judge people
Starting point is 01:14:45 physically here unless it's something growing on Billy's lip but um you know he's a tall guy so you think like oh yeah his kid must be good his girl must be good at volleyball he's uh he's a big guy she's probably an outside and uh I thought it was so fun that I saw him in Vegas because I so um I I think about him when I think about Vegas because remember in swingers when they go Vegas yeah did you talk to him yeah I went up to him and just gave him you know I tried to teach my kids um you know when it's like game day because they were like at this point they were oh and five I was like girls we're just gonna listen to public enemy and I want your AirPods in and we're not talking to anybody you gotta be a little more intense when you're going in here and
Starting point is 01:15:31 so I was trying to get them intense for the game and that's when I saw him and he was like oh hey buddy how's it going and I was like no no we're not so he knew who you were uh yeah are you are you that like where are you in the you're not a list I think you're a list you're a list to us uh no I'm not uh there's a strong possibility he thought I was Jason Bateman because he just he did refer to me as buddy he was like hey buddy hey buddy and then I just pointed to my headphones and I went I can't we're just we're we're getting ready we're on court I like and I was like oh yeah you do it is he are you playing buddy are you uh how's Ozok and um I said uh I I can't we're we're just getting ready yeah I it's gotta be impossible for him to go to Las Vegas without having a thousand people
Starting point is 01:16:15 just screaming Vegas baby yeah I know yeah uh so your daughter beat the shit out of his daughter um uh there no there's no way I I don't know if my daughter I don't think my daughter played his daughter I think uh his daughter was in a different uh we were in sort of the um whatever is the lowest uh level fun yeah fun week yeah yeah and um uh it was uh we're gonna regroup we're gonna get those strength shoes uh I'm gonna do those exercises that come with a pamphlet with it I'm gonna get my kids some hops I'm gonna get them on remnantal what is it called tour doll tour doll yeah we're not doing it come on it's not even a joke it's not even funny just let's juice them up come on let's get them to college it's not even funny yeah Jerry just winked at Billy when he said it's not even funny
Starting point is 01:17:02 that was weird it's not even funny Billy hit me up later uh Jerry I do have a problem with you okay suck it to me maybe we can talk this out because it just occurred to me actually this morning uh we love having you on the show you've been on I love being here I love listening to it I'm gonna guess seven times maybe maybe I just love it I love everything about it number one sports podcast your wonderful guest we love having you shepter was shepter was fun it was so fun to put a future on it he's a piece of shit shepters and he's a scam artist um you know what's really amazing is hearing of here and just his like sports voice that he actually talks in it's pretty amazing how that's sort of like infiltrated his uh everyday way of speaking yeah no that's him 24 seven um my problem
Starting point is 01:17:43 with you is you know I was at a golf cart yeah and I'm so sorry I want to hear it in a second I was at a golf cart and uh this young lady came up and said well whatever what's fun of her but they didn't take mine I like you incorporated three stooches yeah too um how come we've never been invited on one of your shows Jerry oh man listen I host a game show called Pictionary it's on Fox check your local listings a lot of the a lot of the a lot of your fans awls um are always uh always tweeting me about it um I I I would love to invite you guys on there it would be great if you were saying that because I just during grid week I would love to invite you guys that's not even an invitation yeah that's saying you would love like in Sunday it would be great to to get to
Starting point is 01:18:31 the act of inviting you it I I would love for you guys to be there now listen we can't we don't have a budget to like fly you guys I know you guys go private we don't have that kind of budget you know I mean maybe like spirit with a couple of connections tops okay but I I want to say if during grit week you are on the west coast oh we'd never do grit week in LA what are we soft you're gonna sell out yeah well no a lot of teams do uh have their practice facilities in oxnard and stuff I mean maybe uh the cowboys like a McCarthy swing by I mean yeah with the socialism again okay you get us Mike McCarthy we'll do a picture wow that's a good deal what a challenge that's a good deal yeah I'm gonna look into that okay I'm gonna look into we will come we'll do we'll interview Mike
Starting point is 01:19:21 McCarthy we'll do a picture how am I gonna do this I don't know you can figure this out I think you're two phone calls away from Mike McCartney easily it would be so fun to have you guys on there it's uh weren't you aren't you really good friends of Jerry Jones weren't you on that bus when he was um no I'm I'm I'm I've never met mr. Jones I actually have been to a number of uh Dallas Cowboys games I have a I have a couple friends that went to SMU that I met when I first moved to Los Angeles and we were in a flag football league and then uh that rules well it was it was and they're like pure Dallas guys like Jim all chest and bars every day you know and and I did really like them and uh you know not to generalize in stereotype but people from Texas drink a lot
Starting point is 01:20:08 and we had a lot in common and uh one day they were like hey man it's SMU homecoming and then we always go to the uh usually SMU homecoming falls on Dallas Giants and they went and and and then we go to Cowboys Giants and every year I go to Dallas for the SMU homecoming and nothing it's not conference USA what are they in now some crazy conference I heard that they're actually going to join the pack 12 are you joking no I'm dead serious wow because there's going to be all this realignment so um but um I love going to Dallas so I go to a Cowboys game once a year I really uh I really enjoy it it's a really fun experience you know yeah you know you know Mike McCarthy I don't know Mike McCarthy but uh I've never met Jerry Jones it's so funny um what about that picture
Starting point is 01:20:57 of you at that school oh man it's not even oh no that was Hank that was Hank it's not even funny it's not even funny well people people were showing us pictures of Hank standing next to Jerry it's hard to tell what's real and what's not that was crazy that was crazy I think we gotta let you know in yeah let me do the last I gotta do the row back okay yeah I read so uh row back question sure rhobck.com use code take for 20% off uh row back first purchase 20% off joggers I'm wearing right now it's not even a question it's I know you always prepare something so why don't you just oh yeah okay I saw you reach through that yeah no um I usually uh I usually just write a little something for one of you guys and just an homage to you and just uh you know as as a fan as all the
Starting point is 01:21:44 fans as all the awls out there we'd like to just write a little something I've done Billy I've done Hank um and uh I don't really know that much about max he's new here you you're doing a great job um but I thought I'd do I thought I'd do pft oh okay is that okay yeah lucky me so here we go this is a poem for pft pft pft pft such a student of the game sports reading and sports spelling pft pft pft but no matter how much you hope and pray dan snider is never ever selling pft pft pft you're mighty with the mouth not just mighty with the pen pft pft pft no matter how much liver and intestines you eat you'll never ever make it to 210 pft pft pft you are our big pimp like pootie tang or Hugh Hefner pft pft pft for the love of god let's help ghost of lee roy
Starting point is 01:22:51 scoop the fuck out of adam chef yes yes pft pft pft you are our touchdown our goal our super bowl our divisional win pft pft pft but seriously your greatest victory was getting off that fucking zen oh he's back oh pf no no no it's such bad it calls you you gotta just cut it out when it's over it's over it took me forever man you gotta get off that crap just you saying that i'm gonna have no stop pft pft pft you'd be better off vaping pft pft pft so congrats on 500 eps we're so happy for you thank you we could cry pft pft pft thank you mr commenter you will always be our number one poop guy oh thank you jerry that was a great poem that means a lot jerry did i have a copy of that poem oh yeah i'm gonna take the number the nicks are back 33 okay um jerry
Starting point is 01:23:52 well this is going can you just give a comment on rakel's statement 69 a comment on what rakel just issued an apology oh really on vanderpump yeah am i breaking news to you this is breaking news 90 oh you'll get it you'll get it you'll get it i don't know where hank you'll get it i don't know anything about vanderpump but uh one of the ladies that escorted you upstairs yes told me i had to ask you about rakel's statement um i i haven't read it um you guys should watch vanderpump yeah well you're so hot these girls everyone's hot the guys are hot the girls are hot man it would be so fun wouldn't it be fun to get billy on one of those like bravo shows like where he's like he does look hot working as a bar back at like one of those vanderpump bars yeah what are
Starting point is 01:24:34 those lips about there billy you you can't hit anybody that's demonic because that's a union show and you can't kiss anybody you have to sign that i don't have hs if you want you have to disclose it though you have to like from now on yeah dude there's a record of this there's footage of your lip and it's on there so zero context are we team rakel or who's it tom they're they're all hot and you have no idea who we're talking about one is hotter than the next i'm team all of them okay all right great and you're going on out and about right now i'm going on out and about joc fans check that episode i think they do have some vanderpump questions for you so uh thank you jerry i love you guys i love all of you max great great to meet you in person rakel is hot jerry okawa was
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Starting point is 01:26:50 which then i was like oh i can buy some new stuff and now and i was never big a online shopper it's not really been a thing i do i usually just take all the free stuff we get and that's basically my wardrobe but now i'm just i've been just shopping every night little fancy websites are using all of them oh we got any new fits yeah we got we got some are you are you debuting them this weekend uh probably debut one this weekend okay for a gambling stream yeah like seven dudes maybe saturday night i might go out after like that yeah we'll do a two for one okay okay i'm excited for we should do fashion week next week hell yeah have hank debut a new fit every week next week yeah i'll just i'll do that so you guys can guess okay all right if it's a new fit or not
Starting point is 01:27:32 yeah but today's not no okay yeah i got nailed that i'm one for one it would be sick of hank hank did all of his fit shopping at the barstool store online so it's impossible saturday for the boys and we're like is that a new fit thanks for coming with a mean girl jacket tell blue t-shirt yes well we'll get to that uh pft your firefest uh my my firefest of the week is i got called a yuppie today oh no and it's been a while it's been a while since i've been why we're actually i've never been why worded in my life and i it took me back um and it was actually not even just somebody calling me a yuppie but one of the houses i was looking at somebody a neighbor had come by as they had poured the cement in the driveway and they wrote on it fuck you yuppies
Starting point is 01:28:27 oh no people that were going to be buying this house oh and so then i'm like i'm looking at this house am i am i a yuppie so i i don't know like are we yuppies as the podcast probably yeah well actually what maybe only some of us yeah yeah no i mean i i think i think probably yeah right what is the actual definition of a young young urban professional oh okay so spend on i am young i'm 29 i am urban i am a professional football talk commenter and i do stupid i'm an at-risk urban youth actually yeah so yuppie is a different way of calling me an at-risk urban youth so thank you yeah a young person with a well-paid job in a fashionable lifestyle not i'm not a yuppie i don't have a fashionable lifestyle i have the least fashionable life so yeah it's a good fit
Starting point is 01:29:18 yeah this is not fashionable this yeah you're a fat you are yuppie hank with your new color i am wearing a collar but i am not fashionable i think i that that is very much the facts i wear buttons probably once a month so does that mean i don't think i'm i'm fashionable at all no yeah you don't got to worry about it no jake's a yuppie that was a little too fast you piece of shit hank it's too you're wearing sweatpants and a hoodie right now that's a new fit he paid good money for that new boston red socks hat you've got on no it's a new fit trying to become mr massachusetts um i think we are yeah but it i think we are it stopped me in my tracks yeah i was like i i don't think i can buy this house no matter how much i like it because
Starting point is 01:30:04 then i'm i'm walking in every day because it's on the sidewalk the ceiling and shit if they're doing that yeah every day i'd be walking up a driveway that was calling me it would be a constant reminder that i'm a yuppie yeah yeah no cancel it that house is gone see you they have nice try you should buy it and and tear it down show them yeah try yeah you know what i'll buy it i'll destroy it that's how much i hate yuppies i don't want anyone to live there you got it um all right my firefest um okay so to set the stage uh still blue coffee thank you for everyone who's purchased it uh well i also am very partially responsible for the oh yes you are you'll chime in so thank you for everyone who's bought it it's been going really really well uh spend a lot of
Starting point is 01:30:49 time on it we have meetings uh a lot of new stuff coming out everyone get excited some some maybe cold brew coming up soon so anyway we had our meeting uh on wednesday and they the still blue have some really really good people who work on it uh shout out trevor kale courtney uh and so they showed us some new shirts and uh hank actually chimed in and was like i think we can be more imaginative with these shirts not like a criticism but more like hey let's let's think outside the box here not just text right uh so they said okay well we'll work on some stuff and get back to you great meeting ends that's i texted memes and shane on the side after that being okay yeah so so so uh meeting ends the plan is we'll see some new shirts in the next
Starting point is 01:31:38 couple of days flash forward to last night wednesday night uh there's a text read max memes hank and shane are on it uh who do the social for stella blue and in pops four new shirts i see them they were the worst shirts i've ever seen in my life so i said that much i was like holy shit they came back with worse options and i was like well i'll just talk to triggs who does a lot of our shirts he's an incredible artist he'll get us some good shirts take about a five minute beat whatever boom text pops up from max just to me and he's like hey dude shane made those shirts the guy who sent them to you on that text chain so i just completely trash these shirts to shame uh without realizing it so it was uh we're gonna have to build off this it was i'll tell you
Starting point is 01:32:37 what pft i'll send you the shirts after um he put he did not that bad no they're really i think we gotta sell the shirts they're really bad we might have to sell the shirts there's he put here i'll actually send him right now he put um he put stella's face in the a uh and it looks fucking sick that that it was the best a i've ever seen drawn so i went up to him after i was like look dude the shirt sucks but the a was just so good that we can we can find a way to to come back from this if we just maybe make the shirt with just the a so uh to be fair to be fair to shane a lot of his time is spent just by making like make a wish photoshopped for us players that we wish were our team no he's talented he's gonna he's handcuffed he's handcuffed by spending a lot of his uh his
Starting point is 01:33:25 creative capital doing just utterly meaningless photoshopped that we make because we're pathetic fans well yeah so maybe he didn't have the right amount of time that he that he was able to contribute that's also you know that these group texts are supposed to be you know a safe space where we can collaborate and get i thought i was in the same space big cat was like i thought i was in a safe space i thought that the person who made those shirts wasn't sending me the shirts in the text chain you guys actually i had to talk with maxim yeah you see mpft i just sent him to you they're sent so bad i i would i would wear this that's that tells you how bad it is that i would wear it but check out the a look at the a zoom in on the a no it's good the a is so good maybe the best
Starting point is 01:34:04 day i've ever seen i went like full trump on him when i went up so yesterday i was like that a was fantastic it's like the best you make the best a's i've ever seen but yeah i had to talk with max memes like you guys got to protect me because i'm gonna i'm gonna i'm gonna say what i feel and uh yeah it was uh i also i saw it i saw it later i saw it probably like an hour after and it wasn't if it was jake or billy or like max or even memes i would have been like ha ha ha yeah i was like oh shane yeah this is this is just top i went up to him and he just was shaking his head and i was like look dude like we'll this this will be a we'll we'll take this a and we'll build a house out of the a and we our friendship and our you know being co-workers we
Starting point is 01:34:49 will we will move on from this and become stronger together by just focusing on the a and the a only well it was changed what he should take away from this is that you're you're genuinely upset about it of how bad the shirts are yeah yeah yes yes yeah it was so good yeah but you you would big catch is really good digging a bigger hole because he realized how awkward it was and he said the first text that i texted i was like no shame no shame he goes he goes he goes oh my god this is so awkward shame please respond yeah he wasn't responding i was like shame they weren't that bad and then i was like yeah they aren't that bad as soon as he responded and then it was just like joke after joke just like he was emptying the clip on she and i was walking to him and i was crying
Starting point is 01:35:36 laughing the entire walk home because as soon as he got one response it was boom like a machine gun just going off all the way off he max actually told me that his uh he he was walking down the and one of his uh friends friends saw him and was like what what's wrong with max he was just laughing so hard in the middle of the fucking street on new york city she yeah that she was like is he on the phone with you right now because he's just like he was just laughing like like outwardly laughing on the streets is someone else saw it you guys gotta show us these shirts oh yeah i sent him to pft i didn't want to send them back to shame because he'll be like what the fuck are you guys doing oh that would be really bad but yeah i'll probably just post the shirts
Starting point is 01:36:23 tomorrow um was it worse than brock pretty dirty man um no that was pretty bad shirt too yeah yeah that was pretty bad shirt too good good point pill yeah that's the other thing no no that's not an act like we just put out a suggestion for a boomer yeah no we have bad shirts i've had bad shirts i've had i've had shirts that sold like three so i'm not that's part of the game that's part of the t-shirt game yeah see put zoom in on the a look at the a that a is sick yeah that's a great a it basically looks like a shirt that you would buy actually put the shirts on the youtube so everyone should be watching the youtube we'll put them on the youtube so people can see them um they look like a shirt that you'd buy for like ten dollars like at a beach shop at myrtle beach
Starting point is 01:37:08 and you're like oh this will be fun like you're like you're like seven daiquiris deep and you're like this will be fun you wear it once in his defense no you're also limiting your audience severely yeah true true but yeah yeah like right now i was saying i would wear it but now that i'm thinking about what the shirt says like it'd be very weird if i wore that shirt right now yeah that's true that's true although he's back yeah the shirt says dog dad um yeah it is just and why did he throw the logo also in there like that was it was the first draft okay it was first he was getting notes and you just you know ripped up the paper well i didn't know it's him who made the fucking shirt you gotta protect me too Hank you were silent Hank never even chimed in by the time i
Starting point is 01:37:47 came in the body was buried the last i had said to him i was like i will take credit i was like all right looks good send it the last thing i said was all right looks good send it to Hank i like it he might hate it but and then and then Hank did you reply to that and then i didn't know no he didn't send it to you he didn't send it to him but i i thought that he was going to send it to you personally before he'd sent it yeah i would have told him not to probably send you oh it's the first draft i would have given him some notes we'll come back from this i i'm confident it's you know this is a seminal moment this is like Zach Wilson throwing six interceptions like you got it well that's a bad example uh because he's out of the league uh it's give me an example
Starting point is 01:38:37 until the new york media and so this story yeah did no you know what it's uh it's michael jordan getting cut from his uh you know high school basketball team that's what it is chain's gonna be michael jordan he's worth waiting photoshopped that's true that's true um all right billy you're firefest uh well we talked about a little bit in the uh interview but uh i've had some weird allergic reaction and uh it's just giving me Kylie Jenner lips like it's just yeah you look really bad yeah and like it's just you look great sometime my lips are swollen that my face is swollen no idea what's going on allergist at 9 a.m tomorrow hopefully figure it out but the worst part is is all the better you're still seeing the hat man building i would like to see a uh you know you
Starting point is 01:39:20 guys always talk about the ben ben big ben injury chart like i would like to see that for you for the last 12 months because just even thinking back on it there's like 10 different 10 different instances of no it's just the it's just the alpha gal ticks which means i might be allergic to red meat right now because i just haven't stopped eating red meat so it could be that okay yeah no billy hopefully people are watching youtube's uh the youtube version mostly to see chain's terrible shirts but especially to see billy's face the swelling has gone from my lips to my cheeks i don't know what the fuck's going on yeah i'm just taking sorry billy i was just one of my issues is a human being is that i love awkward moments and i i also like i'll always just make a joke
Starting point is 01:40:06 and so i'll keep making chain jokes until like we'll be at his funeral i'll be like dude do you see that fucking shirt uh but yeah billy you you have looked better i know i know it's fine uh but the worst part is you have to take all these like anti histamines and they give me sleep paralysis and i literally have to fight the hat man every night which is like a sleep paralysis demon that's terrible for the best weekend talking about the hat man like yeah it's either i keep talking about the hat man which is like we know who the hat man is it's like it's either i stay up all night itching or i wait pft who's he's talking about orthodox jews no no no it's a guy it's a silhouette of a guy with a hat on billy sleep paralysis is just a jewish person like i gotta
Starting point is 01:40:50 fucking get him no and and the worst part is the more benefit really takes the hat keeps getting bigger jesus billy it's terrible i haven't had a good night sleep at like a weekend sideburns it's really creepy no oh man yeah the uh sleep paralysis is scariest thing in the world i get it like once every few weeks and it's just do you get the figure oh i i usually just get the uh feeling like my brain is awake but i can't move my body like i had to start sleeping not facing the door because if i'm facing the door i see the hat dude why don't you get a night light because i can't fall asleep get a night light i i got a couple in my house where does that just make get down on the fan out the hat man more visible yeah don't you can't sleep going towards his door i think you
Starting point is 01:41:38 gotta try that's where he shows up oh my god like they're watching watching last sleep paralysis is yeah but like if there's people out there who have taken benadryl and gone sleep paralysis and see the hat man i had somebody hit me up on twitter after they started talking intently about the hat man and their reply some billy up perfectly they said oh billy's mistaking tiktok for his actual life again oh no that's not true it's it's in my sleep listen sleep paralysis it's a tiktok thing though yeah oh it is tiktok thing it's pre tiktok people talk about the hat man all the time it's like when you take too much benadryl you see the hat like a sleep paralysis demon see when i have sleep paralysis yeah i just my brain is awake and then my i can't move my body
Starting point is 01:42:23 and then all of a sudden a fucking shirt appears and it's shane shirt and i'm like get me out of here this is hell it's gonna listen back to this the worst is when you're totally asleep and then your brain is like your brain tells you that you're asleep and then your brain tries to wake itself up but then you enter like a second dream and you think that you're awake because you think that your brain has tricked yourself into waking up but you're not up yet and then you get robbed then you get robbed or you can't punch yeah you can't punch and you can't punch trying to move and you can't move yeah yeah no it's it's very bad um all right jake wrap us up oh last night i stepped in dog shit oh i haven't done that in a long time pretty basic but yeah it's dark out some how do
Starting point is 01:43:05 you know it was dog shit jake because i could tell it wasn't human shit it was not human you found out right away yes okay you felt the squish because that's actually not the the worst part of dog shit is if you get inside and you're like what does that smell oh no i knew right away okay yeah pretty basic but it just happened it's not good i wouldn't shit my pants so bad uh and i try to tell all my friends that i just stepped in dog shit and they're like let's see your shoes i was like no like no no i think i got it off oh my god it was like donnie brasco no i i'm not taking my shoes off yeah i sat in dog shit yeah yeah someone pooped my pants again um all right uh let's wrap up what are you what are you doing memes billy's face is just getting bigger i wait let me see i just realized
Starting point is 01:43:56 that half my face oh i thought you were i thought you had like jaw in no no oh yeah your face is getting bigger i literally thought you had jaw in this entire step in front of the camera it's it's literally either go for the camera so i can see i make a choice every night go to the er or just take a bunch of benadryl and fight the hat man that's my job yeah you're making the right choice that those are my steps in front of the camera for pft let's see look at that yeah i know his face is you look like uh you look like stifler's mom yeah what am i supposed to do like i have to go to work every day i can't just hide i would go see a real doctor have you been going to like have you been going to a vet no i have to keep going back i go to the city md and they shoot me up with toradol
Starting point is 01:44:37 and they're like what are you allergic to and i was like i'm going on friday you're allergic to toradol no the toradol makes it go away oh man toradol i think billy's just addicted to being weird it's also doctors open in the morning and later in the evening no but like i booked the allergist it was the first time i could see it was this friday so tomorrow morning hopefully this horror is like we kill the hat man tomorrow i think that's probably it billy i think you have to defeat the hat man in your dreams and you're going to keep swelling up until you do hell yeah yeah it's gonna be tough all right let's uh wrap up show we got the bracket on sunday tightest in studio it's gonna be a fucking great great day uh let's do numbers hank have you ever
Starting point is 01:45:17 gotten this no have you ever gotten in this seat no oh because you don't sit in this seat no i don't usually so you've never gotten in this seat no okay uh numbers i'm gonna go with 17 69 18 i mean pia he didn't say it why did he say it off my game i gave him off my game i gave you so long we go 51 all right i'll give you 69 billy i'll take seven share yeah i'll take seven oh you took 17 all right then i'm taking 69 that'll take 96 i took 17 i don't like hanging some vantage point yeah i know what do you have 51 one one for memes what are you i would actually like to win from the seat 18 jake oh if you went for that i would like to win from this oh my god if you won from that seat what do you got 20 20 if that then that's a system win that's a system seat
Starting point is 01:46:07 seven oh we're 20 oh 20 tried to get up there oh my god oh no that's right fucking there second time for seven oh nice try hank thanks go download the barstool sports book in mass juices were live 10 a.m can't lose parlay ruins they're no no it's basketball let me do basketball can't lose parlay all right we'll see everyone monday you see you see a lie oh yeah love you guys the hat man can't actually hurt you i gotta go apologize to shane again today is another day to find you shine away i'll be coming for your love okay take on me take on me take me oh take on me
Starting point is 01:47:29 oh oh one two three go oh

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