Pardon My Take - Jim Gaffigan, Coaching Carousel + Don't F*ck With Cats Documentary Review

Episode Date: January 8, 2020

The Coaching carousel is spinning round and round. Matt Rhule goes to Carolina and Joe Judge to New York. Mike McCarthy had a sleepover and has the perfect job in Dallas. (2:35-17:12) Hot Seat/Cool Throne including Dwyane Wades 3 night retirement tour. (17:13-28:32) Comedian Jim Gaffigan joins the show to talk about his new movie Troop Zero, being a comedian for multiple decades, playing football with Jim Schwartz, and slob life. (29:29-54:00) Segments include bachelor talk for guys that dont watch the bachelor, (56:10-1:02:16) guys on chicks, (1:02:17-1:11:08) and a review of the very fucked up documentary Don't F*ck with Cats (1:11:09-1:29:42)You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

Hey, pardon my take listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. On today's pardon my take, we have the very funny Jim Gaffigan in studio. He has a new movie out January 17th on Amazon Prime called Troop Zero. We also have some coaching carousel updates, hot seat cool throne, and we're doing a review, a documentary review. I realize PFT, the last documentary review we did was abducted in plain sight, so we

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Go download it right now. You get $10 for free, $10 the ASPCA today is Wednesday, January 8th. And we're on the coaching carousel. The Wikipedia for Joe Judge has been Googled about seven billion times today. Everyone has figured out who he is. He's the new Giants head coach. So he's a special teams guy. So you have to compare him immediately to John Harbaugh and say, okay, this guy could

work because not enough special team guys get opportunities. But he was also the wide receivers coach too. So he's like a... How are the wide receivers for the Patriots? They're great this year. They're really, really good. Very strong. Okay.

So Joe Judge goes to the Giants. He's also the special teams coordinator too. Yeah. That's the first thing. Like John Harbaugh, right? Yes. And also the wide receivers coach. Yes.

It was a fun day. I don't even know coaching. The coaching carousel is always... It's fun for your... If you're looking for the new coach, it's fun because it's that ray of light at the end of the tunnel. Oh, if we get a new coach, everything will be fixed. It's also actually fun for everyone else because no matter who gets hired, you can

just bash them. Yeah. And be like, Matt Ruhle, that's a terrible hire. It was also a big time Domino's falling today because it was like Matt Ruhle was going to go up to New York for his second interview after he interviewed with the Panthers. The Panthers wouldn't let him get on the plane. They kidnapped him in Charlotte and they said, you're not going anywhere. Deandre Jordan style.

You're going to sign with us. Yeah. So he signed with them and then right afterwards the Giants were like, fuck, we got to hire somebody too. Make it look quick. Yeah. Make it look like this guy was our guy all along. So they got Judge after not being able to hire.

And then after they got Judge, guess who got on a plane up to New Jersey? Jason Garrett. Well, I should say they, the New York Giants contacted Jerry Jones for permission to interview Jason Garrett for their offensive coordinator job, which I guess Jerry, if I'm Jerry, I'm saying fuck no, no, you're not interviewing my fired head coach. You're my best friend. Yeah. You're not getting my sloppy seconds.

Yeah. You can't, you can't, you cannot interview my life partner, Jason Garrett. Shout out to Adam Schefter for carrying the water for the Giants. That was an exceptional job by him. So Matt Ruhl gets hired by the Panthers and all Giants fans naturally are freaking out because like that was our number one pick. We wanted Matt Ruhl. Yeah.

Adam Schefter goes on to say, there has been this perception that Matt Ruhl was Giants top candidate. More accurate is that he was amongst the top candidates for multiple conversations with people dating back days. There was as much interest in Josh McDaniels and Eric Biennemy and Joe Judge, even this AM. So great job by Adam Schefter. He essentially swooped in.

He did the best friend move where it's like, Hey man, like you just went through a breakup. Can I tell you the truth? I kind of fucking hated her. Like, you know what? She wasn't even that hot. I'm surprised he didn't put like all the best Dave Gettelman at the box because he obviously very much copied and pasted that from, from the quote machine himself. Yeah.

We didn't even want that guy. Are you serious? Like, come on. Wait, who? What's his name again? Oh, you thought I was interested in her? The guy from Baylor. From Baylor?

Oh, you know about the history of Baylor. I don't know about Baylor. The guy who spit on himself? Yeah. No thank you. I don't know what Dave Gettelman texted you and you were like, yep, got it on it. I'm going to make sure that you look like you're getting your guy. I'm very excited to see how Matt Rule fits in on that sideline down in Carolina because

like, so yeah, Cam Newton, possibly the swaggiest or he thinks he's a swag, his most fashioned forward quarterback in the NFL. And then Matt Rule, who wears a smock and the two of them together are going to make quite the do. Actually, you know what? Cam Newton calls himself Superman, right? Yeah. Matt Rule basically wears a cape backwards all the time, just like a giant bib over

himself for the first spitting purposes. Yeah, the puffy vest one. And we like to consider ourselves eyeball test guys to figure out like, is this guy a football guy? Is this guy a head coach? Matt Rule, just looking at him, I would say no, but he's proven himself to be a pretty good coach. Yes.

He turned around Temple, turned around Baylor. He's like the turnaround machine. Right. So he's like, he's undercover almost. He's like an undercover, undercover football guy that you would not expect because if you look at him, just his his appearance, if you see him on a sideline, you think, oh, that's the guy that wears the giant orange mittens that steps on the field to let you know when you cut to commercial break back.

He has the guy with the big, the big antenna and everything behind him. You know, the bowl that's walking around behind him that's trying to get the reception. I think that's my favorite job, by the way. And if I'll sit sideline is the orange mitten guy, let him go. So Matt Rule is a football guy. And I say that because we actually, funny enough, we're supposed to have Matt Rule in studio a couple of weeks ago and it fell through, but we were texting with him and I think he'll eventually come on.

But we were at the point where we were like set. He was going to come in and I did some research. Matt Rule, he used to at Temple throw coffee in his face to pump up his team. Okay. That's a football guy. And when he really is the turnaround machine, like he went from one in 11. And if you read all the stories, when he went to Temple, they had, when he went to Temple as an assistant, they had nothing.

So he turned around Temple and he, to get them tougher. He went and did like bowl in the ring drills with his defensive linemen. I love it. So he is a football guy. He went to Baylor. He turned it around. And if you are looking for positives, because obviously the negative is he spits on himself and he looks like an idiot in his smock, positives, positive.

He looks as cool in a smock as you can look. We're going to be fair. We're going to do the positive negative for each coaching hire. So positive, I actually would feel more comfortable getting a Matt Rule type than like an Urban Meyer or even a Nick Saban who Nick Saban in a little bit, maybe less, but Matt Rule did more with less. You know what I mean? Temple is not really a football powerhouse.

Baylor was obviously in kind of a disaster zone. So he wasn't beating guys with just going out and getting all the recruits and being a Clemson in a, you know, an Alabama in a powerhouse, he was beating them, I would assume with at least some X's and O's. So I think that's a good hire. Yeah. And also the fact that he was able to recruit in Texas. Yeah.

So and by omission now that Matt Rule is gone, does that make Texas more back since they don't have to go after the same recruits now? But like being able to go into Texas and be at Baylor coming off what they were coming off of and be able to recruit and outcoach a lot of those big 12 guys. Yep. Yeah. I think he, I think he's a very, he's probably a very good hire, but he spits on himself, but he spits on himself, but he looks like Vincent D'Onofrio.

If you fill it in his gaps with the DNA with Gary Coleman, maybe a little sprinkle, a little Vince Vaughn on top, just like a shrunken Vincent. If Vincent D'Onofrio played an Oompa Loompa. So Joe Judge, the next coaching hire that we will judge here, the Giants head coach. So negatives, everyone had to wikipedia who Joe Judge was. And he is a special teams coach and a wide receiver coach where the wide receivers weren't very good. Positives, he was born out of Bill Belichick and Nick Saban's brain.

True. So he basically coached under both those guys. Also negative, he went to college at Mississippi State. So probably not that talented. Yeah. Big negative on that one. So Joe Judge, if you look at the special teams, he basically just told Slater, go be awesome.

Yeah. Cool name. They act. Oh, here's something positive. All of you Yankees Giants fans, you can just keep showing up to games with the gavel and the hair. Yeah. And it's also great for New York Daily News headline writers.

Yes. Here comes the judge. Yes. Judge, jury and executioner. Yes. There's all sorts of ways that you can go with it. Somebody pointed out to me today, if they draft the wide receiver from Alabama, you can say Judge Judy.

Oh, that's good. And then you get Harbaugh rooting for your team. I went and looked back at the Ben McAdoo hire and the most hilarious suit of all time. And the Daily News headline was Taylor Maid, which is it's a once in a lifetime chance for McAdoo, who seems to be perfect fit for Giants, despite oversized suit. He was wearing basically Kirk Heinrich's suit when he got drafted. Yeah. He was wearing Hank Lockwood's wedding suit.

That's true. Yeah. A combination of the two. So yeah. You know what? Got to stare down for that one. We're also, we've also omitted the biggest coaching hiring news of the day. And that's the Washington R-Words hired Scott Turner to be their offensive coordinator.

Are they going to say Mike McCarthy to the Cowboys? No, Mike McCarthy to the Cowboys will also the North Turner or the Scott Turner thing. Scott Turner, yes, yes. From Carolina, reuniting with Ron Rivera. But then we, I think it was like maybe eight hours as as we got off recording the show on Sunday night, Jerry Jones was in the process of having a sleepover. And Mike McCarthy and they said that they said he wouldn't let him leave his house. Nope.

It was a Jerry, it's cold outside situation, McCarthy is like, you know, I got to go get on a flight and Jerry's like, boy, you ain't going anywhere. You're staying here. Yeah. Yeah. This is the new coaching way though. To get your coach, you have to kidnap him. Matt Rule was kidnapped by the Panthers and now Jerry Jones kidnapped Mike McCarthy.

It's a great hire for Jerry Jones because he basically just hired a fatter Jason Garrett. Like he, he, do you think Mike McCarthy is going to steal the show in Dallas? You think he's going to make the headlines? You think Mike McCarthy is going to give a press conference is like, look at that guy. He is a dynamic speaker. Mike McCarthy, he works to the rules. So he works the hours that he's supposed to work and then he's not going to go like talking out of school, giving quotes or extra interviews to new reporters.

He's not going to get in the way of Jerry's storyline that he's got going. I do think that he's an upgraded physically and emotionally version of Jason Garrett to the point where he would resemble the guy that cucks Jason Garrett. Like Jason Garrett would build him a fuck shed in his own backyard for him and his wife is what I'm saying. Mike McCarthy is like a more alpha version. Yes. He doesn't wear a smock.

He wears the poncho. The classic McCarthy, like just flat, no wrinkles. It goes down to his knees. It's going to look hilarious in that cowboy blue. And something to keep an eye out for is his face is asymmetrical. So his eyes seem to be getting closer and closer together as years go on. But he may, he'll be like smiling with one side of his face and frowning with the other. So it's going to be him and Dak.

So he has to team up with Dak. I thought he did an okay job with Aaron Rodgers and retrospect. In retrospect, you have to like, oh, no, this is me admitting that Aaron Rodgers is probably more of a personal issue if you, I thought he wants if you asked any Packer fan though, and this is, let's just say that Aaron Rodgers is not going to get win another Super Bowl. The fact that Mike McCarthy had Aaron Rodgers, that type of talent and the only one, one isn't okay coach, but I mean, the NFC championship loss to the Seahawks was inexcusable every single way.

They've, they've settled for field goals. He turtled like that meltdown was an all time meltdown. I don't know if that's all on him. Oh, do you not remember that was a big time on there was an onside kick that bounced off the field goals. There was a touchdown or two point conversion that Russell Wilson threw 30 yards across the way past all the field goals. That's not on Mike.

Yes. It's not. Oh, it was a lot. If you go back and you watch the end of the game, it's not all on, but that's that end of the game doesn't happen. If you don't do what Mike McCarthy did all leading up to that's fair to say that he basically left the door open for all those crazy things to happen. So and you know, he, I mean, he just didn't, I don't think he won enough with Aaron Rodgers

and however that ended. He's an okay coach. I don't know. We were saying that. I think we're saying this on Sunday. Like the NFL is probably three or four difference maker coaches. Then there's 20 guys who are all kind of interchangeable. That's Mike McCarthy.

And then four or five guys that will hurt like actively hurt your team. I want to know what Mike McCarthy said, like, what do you say on a sleepover with an owner? What do you do? Talk about football with him the whole time. Does he talk about his computer folks, his eight guys that is like analyst team that he's planned out. Did you see that interview with him? Yeah.

He's like, I'm ready. So sad with SEAL team math. He had ever come over to all the, all the old coaches came over to his house every day and they just, they would practice like they were game planning. It was very sad. Yeah. So that's, I mean, that's what John Gruden did. John Gruden opened up a business called the fire, the fired football coaches of America

and they just hung out in a strip mall and watched film all the time, which actually sounds pretty awesome. Sounds pretty awesome. I have a question for you. PFT. Remember the Rooney rule? Yes. Does that still exist?

For which team? For all of them. Well, so they interviewed Marvin Lewis in Dallas. They did? Yeah. Okay. And he, remember? Cause he said that he was going to bring in Hugh Jack.

Yeah. Marvin Lewis was making demands. Okay. Which is an interesting move for Marvin Lewis to be making. What about? Carolina. Carolina. I don't know.

What about the Giants? They might have interviewed the enemy, right? Okay. And then, yeah. So the Rooney rule, I think, I was just like, huh, that seems quick. The Rooney rule is one of those weird things that it's like, it's good in theory, but it also leads to a lot of situations where people get brought in to interview for jobs that they're not going to get.

Yeah. I just thought it just crossed my mind. I was like, oh yeah. Remember the Rooney rule? This seems like, you know, all these coaches just happened very quickly. But yeah, credit to everyone for finding a coach. Now we have what? The Browns left.

The Browns. And I say that the Browns should just go. They get the pick of the litter. They get, yeah. Good for them. They're going out. Yeah. Let them all fight.

Let them all negotiate against themselves. You got this, Browns. And so basically, they've got Josh McDaniels on their list. They should just not have a coach next year. They should just let Josh McDaniels run the whole thing and just hope it works. They should go Lord of the Flies and just say, okay, there's no coach. You guys decide what to do. You think you all know what to do.

Odell Player Coach. Give it a chance. Odell Player Coach. Miles Garrett will be like, what's his name from Lord of the Flies? Smashes Baker Mayfield over the head like Piggy? Yes, Piggy. Piggy. Piggy.

Yeah, The Beast is played by Swagger Jr. Mm-hmm. Yeah. You'll like that. Okay. So, Browns good luck. You can fuck this up still, but you literally have no competition left for a head coach. It's no one else who can take it.

I'm very excited because Josh McDaniels and Tom Brady Photoshop are going around like it's the hottest thing. Oh, man, it is. Just feed me every single Tom Brady and Josh McDaniels Photoshop. Hank, you got any updated thoughts now that the dust is settled? You feeling okay? Feeling better? Worse.

On the next year rooting for the Titans still mm-hmm. Okay, even big Titans fan tighten up. All right No, you are you always have been a boys guy. Yeah for the boys boys boys boys All right, let's do some hot seat cool throne. Why don't you start Hank? My hot seat not to get sad over here, but the boat What the current? Currently Bodie Bodie Blake of the year. Oh, okay. Jesus Christ. I thought I'd tell my Aaron Rodgers That was previous Bodie Blake Griffin. I mean Blake Bortles, but Blake Griffin had season ending surgery today So it's time to ask is there a Blake of the year curse. You've got Griffin Bortles

Bortles got treated. Yeah, that's what I meant. He moved teams. He went bald overnight and went bald Does this affect like him going into this year's competition? Do you have to be an active athlete? No, I mean no cuz no no just kept as a golfer. He's not an athlete. No, he'll be the first to tell you he's not He's back from knee surgery though I actually think this improves his chances at winning Blake of the year. Yeah, cuz I mean he's gonna be sitting around on his couch Yes, you won't have to pay anyone to hold his phone. I was working out correct. Let's be chilling, right? My cool throne is Dwayne Wade's retirement tour. Oh, that's mine, too. Oh, really guys. Fuck. Did you think Dwayne Wade was already retired? I did. Yeah. Well shame's reported today that the

Miami Heat will retire Dwayne Wade's number three jersey during a three-day ceremony. It's Coachella. Okay 23rd, yeah February 21st 23rd. They're retiring Dwayne Wade's jersey all three nights Is that I don't like cannot wrap my head around it Like do they is it like are they gonna leave the jersey like down? Well, and then the next day a little bit higher and the third day have it be up in the rafters Yeah, it's like the aero paradox and we'll never get to the top of the rafters because they have to go halfway up Then the next day they'll cut that in half and go up. They'll slowly get it up there I mean, I think this is just you know, you have to sell tickets

So they're selling tickets by doing a three-day. No, they don't three games. How's this gonna work? I don't know. It really is. Yeah, they don't they do not have three games So they're selling or it's just three days. So it's probably two games three days, right? Oh, yeah So one of the days is gonna be gameless right where people show up to the arena and just hang out and probably leave early Because it's Miami as they raise. There's an ass eating booth. Oh, I like that. You just show up and get your ass eating breaking moves Breaking moves. I guess it's also a cool throne That was a weak cow by the way Hank. Well, you already stole my cool throne. Step the cow up. We should have won first

All right, give me give me this one. This is from Tom Pelleicero As Mike McCarthy works to build out his cowboy staff another familiar name that's being targeted is Jim Tom Sula Okay, well, that's cool. Respected D-line coach would take over a talented group in Dallas. All right The cowboys did call Jeff Fisher. Did they yes to do what just say what's up? Yeah, wrong number No, they're like, hey, we got this guy Jason Garrett. We don't know how you Can you come get Jason Garrett and bring him to Montana? That would actually yeah If he was the transporter for a fire date Nate coaches. Yeah. Yeah, all right I've got a particular set of school. PFT. What's your hot seat? My hot seat is?

Max Kellerman mmm because Stephen A. Smith is about to fuck him up six ways to Sunday again Stephen A. Smith Just announced that he's going on a six day excuse me seven day apple cider vinegar cleanse So Stephen A. Smith if you thought he was spicy with his takes when he had a full belly and a good taste his mouth Well, guess what? He's gonna be on first take just with a mouth tasting like all kinds of soy sauce Oh, and he's gonna have an empty belly. He's gonna be sweating. He's gonna be he's gonna be losing a lot of weight probably Yes, what are the apple cider vinegar cleanses actually do for you? I think it just makes you hate your life and Like not want to live anymore and not eat and then you're like, oh, I look look at my tummy This is one of those from a size the you know six to a size five

It's one of those things that the billionaires do when they get bored with their lives And they just want to make themselves feel uncomfortable for a little bit So it sounds like that's what he's up to right now So thoughts and prayers to Max Kellerman because you don't want to deal with an angry like a hungry dog runs faster Yes, and Stephen A. Smith if he's not bottom feeding. Oh, he's not in those ass He's gonna get an ass one way or the other one diving The other hot seat is Aubrey Huff's penis So Aubrey Huff. Yeah, of course tweeted out a joke about kidnapping Iranian women and turn and flying them home and

Forcing them to have sex with him classic joke by Aubrey Huff and then Pearlman our friend. He was a guest, right Jeff Perlman. Yes, Jeff Perlman. He wrote that USFL book he tweeted out that when he was a reporter for Sports Illustrated He saw Aubrey Huff in the locker room and he had the smallest penis he's ever seen And then said slander or he's got to prove it. Well, he's got to prove it Aubrey Huff needs to send out a dick pic No, he will trust me Aubrey you can be talked into sending a dick pic and he also said that I

Was a Sports Illustrated writer in the raised clubhouse after the game interviewing players and when you walked by Looking up at your name and thinking Jesus Christ that toothless yokel has a penis the size of half a pencil So Perlman has been keeping a lot of Hold on hold on hold on hold on I was gonna get to that. I was gonna get to that half a pencil is not that bad a pencil is what? Eight inches. Yeah, so four inches flaccid four small. We got problems four inches flaccid is not I mean, that's not bad. We've got problems not but I think he's also talking about the girth Pencil yeah pencil size girth. Okay, but it's weird that he kept a log of Aubrey Huff's hog for the last 15 years

She's talked to Kevin Malar Kevin Malar is I'm gonna wait for Kevin Malar to confirm the size of Aubrey He knows Aubrey Huff's like a pedia of penises and I'll be penises and then my cool throne is the Drake curse Oh, yeah, because I guess we'll wait to find out but Drake was seen rocking big trust gear and Given shout outs to Lamar Jackson. Oh, so you were about to just crown them on his 23rd birthday You were about to just crown them champions Well, if not to be honest with you, I had the Ravens on my hot seat, but then I realized I just did you hot I think they can beat it. Oh, okay And it would also make sense that Drake would be a supporter of the youngest

MVP didn't he already beat it with the Raptors like the Raptors won the Drake curse. Oh, there we go So it's the right the Drake blessing. Yeah, right Drake's an actual fan of the Raptors. It's the team that he Okay, fair so So Lamar Jackson is his broski, but Drake's not a Raven Stan. Is that what I'm hearing right? Okay, so I'm still a bit shaky about that. I would not be comfortable if I were the Baltimore Ravens, okay My hot seats is Bull season we got one left Sad how sad one left. There's one left. How are they still going? Oh, we had one last night the lending tree bowl

It was electric the national championship. You're talking about the last bowl left. Oh, yeah, I mean, that's it It's the big one though. That's the only one left No, what what why bowls are boring? Shut up. Why shut up Hank? Why what's the point? Hey, it's fun. His team loses the playoffs fun Having competition the guys get to practice for an extra three weeks that helps your team next year They get a gift bag with like a PlayStation portable and they get like a Best Buy $50 gift card Everyone gets flip-flops. You get earphone. Everybody gets like some sort of wireless headphones Yeah, and and then you've got that one guy that runs the bowl that makes like four million dollars a year for not doing anything

And they have like the night before where like both both teams do like a who can eat more steak competition Or they like bowl or like it's all great. Hey, you're you're a jerk Hank Hank is our race Hank Did you not like when they were dumping the French fries on the guy that won the yeah What about the smoothie on gone Kent States coach? That's that was amazing, but that's a gimmick. What do you mean? It's a gimmick. What about all the CEO commercials that have been tracking that are very funny when they have to put someone up there Who's like a you know Millionaire who has to speak to the people on a random Tuesday in December about how they're very happy They're watching this bowl game and it's all about the competition when temple plays, you know to lane

You know go out and buy a big boy mower. Yeah, I'm here for the game real a big boy mower come Do you think they'll see you guys even go to the game? Yeah, that's that's not all that's a highlight of the year I don't know some of them if you're if you're the CEO you have to go to that game because you get treated like a king Oh, I actually feel important. I want to love bowl season both seasons the best You just lose your brain just watching Meaningless games that you love and you just root for and it's there's football on at all times I'm sure I'm surprised that you're leaving out the FCS national championship on Saturday Oh, yeah, there's not a bowl. It's not a bowl. It should be a bowl and the might as well be yeah

I mean, I'll watch it. You don't think I'm gonna watch it. I'm gonna watch it. James use your baby shit. I'll watch it roll Dukes Fucking watch it Duke up. Yeah, that's what we're saying down Duke up. No big cat. No Duke up Duke up Duke up down left left right What is it? What was the two girls do combat? I don't remember. All right. My cool throne is Well Hank stole my cool throne fuck shit Can I give you a cool throne? throne is Yes, my cool throne is pft's cool throne actual cool your cool throne is being generous with your cool thrones

Yes, and what what you were going to say was the Browns and Bengals fans are on your cool throne Oh, because the weed because the weed thing you want to go ahead and yeah Yes, so the route your own thought a Browns and Bengals fan applied for a medical marijuana Card because they are well two separate people I would assume Browns and Bengals fans So that is emotional trauma that they need to have a medical marijuana card and I don't see any problem with that No, the the only issue I have with it I I find it hard to believe that there's any Browns fan out there that has been a Browns fan for the last 20 years That would wait for it to become legal to start smoking weed

Well kind of a nerd if you're it's more of a bad boy move to be able to smoke weed while it's still illegal I also like if you're a Browns fan and you're looking for a medical marijuana card Be careful because you've been smoking some swag you've been smoking the seeds at the bottom of the bag This shit you're about to smoke that's gonna blow your mind. So just take it easy Yeah, the hydroponics grown from Lake Erie water They've been smoking like some stale blunts in you know the Mooney lot or like smoking out of a watermelon Now you're gonna get the real shit with crystals. Be careful. That's all I'm gonna say it's a different drug It is it's a much different drug also

I mean, I actually think it's cooler to go to a state where it's illegal and smoke there Oh, you get the you go back the adrenaline of like I could get a rest and throw in jail for 20 years I'm sure like Alabama and Mississippi will never legalize it. So You can always have there'll always be a state it depends if they're football coach if Nick Saban were to come out tomorrow and say me and Miss Terry We stopped drinking wine instead. We're smoking kush. I'm pretty sure Alabama states and it would be like yeah Could you imagine still no dildos? But you can smoke weed. Did you imagine Nick Saban like catching a case of the giggles really high?

That would be incredible. I think it's pay everything for that. He gets more focused If just not being able Nick Saban uncontrollably giggling, you know, that's it That is the most foreign thought you could ever have I'll bet Nick Saban gets high and he pops on film of a recruit and he just stares at him There's just like glassy eyes. Yeah, there's no emotion just like through the television. Yeah absorbing it. Yeah All right, let's get to our interview. We have Jim Gaffigan comedian. You know him. He's very famous comedian very funny guy Before we do that Roman most guys have tried different ways to last longer but thinking about Baseball doesn't always work the folks at Roman an online men's health company are changing the game with Roman swipes

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Okay, we now welcome on very special guest a very funny man. It is Jim Gaffigan He has a new movie coming out January 17th. It is called Troop zero. Yes Fantastic movie a rag tag group. It's like bad news bears Maybe mixed with I don't know some some kind of right the hangover Yeah, but for little girls But for a little girl, right? And you know, this is the demographic of the show, right? 100% is people that you know But this is a feel-good movie. It's gonna be on Amazon Prime You know, but it's got a good cast fantastic story great cast. So did you watch it? Yes, I did you did

Yeah, very much the preview That's that's good, but I got the story and I like going to watch the whole movie I have Amazon Prime. I have Amazon Prime and I've seen many Advertisements for what did you watch on Amazon Prime? What have I watched? I watched the Americans on Amazon Prime. I Watch it you watch you watch man in the high castle and you wish that's what it was like to the Germans one that the Germans Want I'm a big big anti Hitler guy. You don't listen to the podcast You would know that we are so we're not see you boldly are against

That takes a lot of pride not Listen Sports podcast that has spoken out against disavowed from Nazis. You know what that's what I I appreciate the bravery Yeah, you guys go out on someone's gotta be first by the way You'd also like our podcast because we're a 100% clean podcast. No swearing. There's no cursing. No cursing I was fucking that's what Jesus would want. Yeah, so you'd like that, right? I've actually wondered about that back in the day when Jesus was rolling around. Yeah, were there different cuss words. I Think there was so he might have cost, but it just might have been the evolution of language

Like maybe love back then meant fuck, you know that in Montreal The curse words are completely different. They're French. Well, no, they're not just French No, they are like their curse words are like Catholic things like Oh Do I sound like I'm pretty impressed. I thought they're a hockey town. It might just be NBA Troop zero did you use how much of your Colonel Sanders? Did you use in troops era not that much of the Colonel Sanders?

Yeah, cuz there there was like a dialect coach there was a southern Georgia dialect and I couldn't I mean we shot this Last summer so I don't remember anything. Yeah, I was gonna say you when you shoot a movie and then it comes out You're like, oh, I I don't remember. I don't remember. I Remember usually by the when you're done doing the press then I remember the movie. Yeah But initially I'm like I played a guy that looks like me And then by the end I'm like, oh, yeah, I remember in I I was looking for for some Interview prep for this. I was looking and I found a ranking of all the Colonel Sanders you ranked number two I did who was number one number one was Daryl Hammond. Oh, yeah

Daryl Hammond was number one you beat Robo cop though Robo cop was the Colonel Sanders for a minute And you also beat Norm McDonald Frank Kaliendo was in there, right? Rob Lowe. Well Rob Lowe was number 18 So he was the worst. It's a Revo. Really? Revo Reba Mackinac absolutely Billy Zane Rudy from Rudy I don't know Shawn Aston Shawn Aston That's you know, it's like when I was offered it. I mean, that's what people want to hear about they want to hear Was that check like it was you know, I donated all the money to my bank account No, but that was it norm had done it and Daryl had done it and I was like, all right These are two great comedians. That's good company and I knew that

It was eventually they're just gonna keep you know, they're gonna have everyone do it I think that the premise I never saw the Reba one But the premise of having Reba McIntyre do it is funny. Yeah, it's pretty funny. So I'm actually Jim Gaffigan, Truth or I Have a conspiracy theory that I'd like to address with you at this moment I don't think you actually played football at Georgetown Because you say that you played football there But that's the perfect crime to say that you played football at a school that is division three and No longer really keeps records of those games back like I could say I was the starting center on the Hartford-Waylors

There's no way to check it. They're no longer a team. Yeah, but like they wouldn't they wouldn't have oh Is it co-ed there? The Hartford-Waylors, but oh, isn't the perfect crime because it's not even no crack if you it's by the way I'm not saying because I think like Joe McHale played like quarterback. Yes. Um, I and you know like there are good athletes I'm not saying I was a good athlete. It was division three. Uh-huh. There were at the time and now it's division one I think or 1a or whatever, but at the time there were plenty of high school teams that could have beaten us We were not good. What position did you play? I? Played a picture. I was center when I quit. I quit my junior year smart

You played with Jim Schwartz. I did Jim Schwartz all-time football guy. Yeah He's he is he loves football. Yeah, and he was very intense then, but you know you look at every coach And and you think like you know, but I mean I love sports probably you guys love it more But like that's their whole world like Bella check. He's like other seasons over. What am I gonna do? Yeah, it's set for continue to think about football, right? Yeah We were actually joking the other day that Bella check probably has like a week in February that he sits down with the rule book and Spends an entire week going through it. Oh, absolutely

Then the next week is okay cornerbacks and like all that so do you still you still watch football? You like I do I went through some I was very sick of it You know like you do the two of days in August, you know like what am I doing? But I go in and out, you know, I don't watch it. I've also got five kids I don't watch it as much as I'd like and of my five kids One of them likes to watch it with me, so I went one for five sports fan. That's pretty low Yeah, that is low. Well, that's low. What teams are you fan of? I? Well, I grew up

You know outside Chicago, so but in Indiana and then I Kind of migrated to be a Colts fan, but I like a good NFL game just a good one. Yeah, just sink Not the Jets one. I don't you know, I was into the Jets for a little bit, you know I mean I but I love this time of year the playoffs and everything. I want to know what do you guys think? Where is Brady gonna go or is this the topic you guys have beaten the death? No, we actually actually are expert. He thinks that he's gonna go to Los Angeles, right? Yeah, so I just stay with the Patriots. I have a wrinkle. I know where he's going This is like when Rob Lowe broke the news about Peyton Manning. Oh, really?

No Sanders just break. Yeah. Um, this is I think he's going to the Titans. Whoa, okay? Yeah All right, interesting. They've got a running back. They've got a good team They're you know, they've got salary cap. Do I sound like I know what I'm By the way, I had a root canal an hour ago you did that shows you how tough they give you any pain medicine Yeah, they want to slide some over it doesn't really work. It's like Like I looked at the pain medication and it's like ibuprofen. I'm like dude. I can get that at the drug store Wait your root canal did you have a cavity and you ignored it because that's what happened to me

No, I think she told me that it's I had a cap on it because I'm a hundred years old and that It ended up getting something in there So it was eventually turned into a good gut infected got it got it cuz I'm a filthy beast Yeah, you're playing hurt right now. I'm playing hurt. Well, I was gonna say I mean I didn't know if me I was gonna be a relatable moment like oh you too just turn, you know I'm like, oh, I need to go to the dentist, but I'm not gonna do it Oh, it sounds like you actually take care of yourself. Well, I also I'm about to travel a lot And I have all these shows in Canada and in the Maritimes and I don't want to like

You know beyond stage doing an hour show with like a painful tooth. I'd rather do it now You've perfected the like Don't take this the wrong way the disheveled Comedian look where it's like kind of that cool look like a David tell like they you know, they come well No, it's cooler than David. Yeah, but they come out of a nightclub. They're basically nightclub nightclub look I don't know if that's something that you have to be a comedian to get it or maybe it's the dad thing I think it's just being a slob. And by the way, I look around this room and you guys are slob Yeah, I mean I I look like shit right I make no effort to look by the way you guys are gonna look worse

As you get older. Mm-hmm. So enjoy the beauty you have and by the way, you don't have any no But as you get over how's that possible? Yeah, as you get older really disgusting men turn uglier and uglier How old do you think we are? I don't know you guys played you're probably 32. Okay, you're you're a hard 28 These guys Geez I would say 22 he was an athlete for a little oh, he was yes, he was He's the facts guy he's he's not an athlete, but his dad's very well I can't see oh so he maybe I don't know maybe played hockey he looks like he's

Some kind of New England or Canadian. Yeah, okay You were close. Are you nailed this? We're both 34 34 and how long have you been married? About four years And the sunglasses indoor that's cuz you're like you know, I'm dealing with a cornea issue a cornea issue You got that in your last fight. It's your last fight. Yeah, you gotta hit the cornea. I just smoke a lot of weed Right in the cornea. He's got an I issue. I have an I issue sir Yeah, and some of us can't afford a fancy dental and I've insurance like you do since you're in the movies I've always actually wondered how that works like since you are kind of like an independent contractor

That's yeah, do you have to pay for your own health insurance? Well, I have health insurance through SAG and then through the writer's guild. Okay, you don't dip it I'm double dipping. Well, that's you know, like sometimes you if you cuz I've also got kids So I definitely like if you don't have kids, you don't care. You're like, oh, yeah, what's gonna happen? Yeah, you're all gonna die and But so when you have kids, it's kind of important. Yeah That's yeah So you really think we're gonna get better looking or worse looking because I've always heard that people guys get better looking, right?

I don't know George Clooney You know Brad Pitt those guys are flukes. That was like a mistake. Yeah So many have said that we're the Brad Pitt and George Clooney podcasting. Yeah, so but I would say that most guys are Disgusting right, but it's just a known fact, right? Yes, and the really good-looking guys Kind of look like women and that's the only way street guys can tell if somebody's good-looking Right. Well, he kind of he barely looks like a guy. I get it all the time looking, right? Yeah, I mean my yeah, my looks have definitely fallen off a cliff. That's right. I need to switch to the black t-shirt That's another comedian thing. That's you you show up to comedy school and they hand you the black t-shirt

Well, that's just also it's I go on stage and I don't want to be Judged by my outfit like I think if people try really hard in Their in their outfit. I feel like that's antithetical to what a comedian should be Mm-hmm. Have you ever thought about maybe doing like a heel turn and doing like an Andrew Dice clay leather jacket thing? Now I can't pull off a leather jacket. Yeah, I look silly. I look like Richie Cunningham I have a real question self-awareness a real question. Yes, everyone in the world is doing Netflix you Went against the grain and it worked out great for you Yeah, you basically said I'm gonna do my own thing and not use Netflix

How what what made you decide that and like do you feel like maybe a trailblazer will look back like Jim Gaffigan He was the guy. Well, no, I think it changes every five years But I do have five specials on Netflix So it was much easier to Go to you know a different way, you know, I went to Amazon But like it's gonna change in five years like Disney hasn't even gotten into the specials game, right? So I don't know, you know, it's and I've been doing stand-ups so long, you know When it's when I started there wasn't YouTube, you know, I mean there wasn't

satellite radio and I honestly think people underestimate the Well, you guys probably know this better than anyone. It's like the power of Audio streaming is huge. It's like enormous like whether it's Spotify or or Pandora It's like we get end-of-year numbers. It's insane. Yeah, it is it really is I kind of have a serious question, too So you're known, you know, you've been doing stand-up for a really long time One of the big things that you do during your show is you almost do the voice of a heckler or the third person That's like observing your stand-up material who's criticizing you as you do stand up

So it kind of it kind of takes the piss out of the audience a little bit Because you're saying what maybe your harshest critic might be thinking at the same time Have you found that you've had to adjust that at all given that I feel like in today's day They're like hecklers aren't as prevalent in comedy as they used to be You know, it's weird because I think it's it's ever changing and it depends on the room You know because like in the UK they still heckle. Yeah, but like I would say that There's gonna be a trend towards it back to it, you know, like the whole roasting Trend has really kind of brought that out, too

And so it depends on the situation and the and the cringe guys and you know You know these guys it's a different, you know, it's always changing. There's pockets of different. I get nervous around you guys Yeah, it's ever it's ever changing. So like the the heckling could come back Just you know, it's it's not as much of an issue, but Speaking for the audience is something that disarms them. Yeah, I started it because I'm a slow talking Midwestern guy And when I started in the early 90s, it was kind of like going on stage was it was like combat You know, I mean, it was like people were they didn't know how to behave. They were just used to dice clay You know, I mean or Rodney Dangerfield where the audience was a willing participant and it's it's shifted

But there are pockets where it's different. You ever thought about doing like a Gallagher thing and smashing fruit on stage No, that would be cool. People they missed getting hit in the face with watermelon seeds in comedy shows You know, it's you know, they're probably in the next 20 years. There will be like some movie Where like Tom Hanks will play Gallagher and it'll be like It's like every you know, the cycle in America is like build them up tear them down and build them back up So how have you avoided that? How have you avoided the tear them down because there's nothing sexy about me There's nothing to say. You're not like a no, I think you're not a big target. You're not a big enough target I'm just are you saying I'm fat. I'm not just saying I'm

You know, I'm just a substance guy. I just do like people that come to my show. They're not Coming to hear about how I hung out with Kanye or you did or seeing what I'm wearing They're just there for jokes, right and to hear about the gospel of Jesus And the hot pockets so you get mad that people is that like free bird for like when people yell do hot pockets It's a strange thing. So like when I do larger shows I might do it as an encore, you know But it's it's weird because like usually the unspoken rule in comedy is that you're gonna show up with New really good material like if you just did the old material constantly people would be like, I'm not going I've already seen it

Right, so it's it's weird. It's like a blessing and a curse, right? You know, there's definitely times when people Yell it and I'm kind of like, I don't know how to respond You know, I mean you should walk around with a fanny pack of hot pockets. Just throw them at people It's just you know, it's it's weird what sticks right? It is funny that like for a comedian to have a Joke that's requested. Yeah. Yeah, you don't hear about that too often. Yes. Yeah, it's weird And you know like I I'm known as like this food comic guy, but in the last two specials I didn't really talk that much about food. Yeah I I know it's gonna take a while to catch up people a year the food guy and I'm like, all right

I haven't really done that lately, but I mean I am a pig But on your Wikipedia like list what you do. It's like observational comedy. Yeah centered around food food. Yeah Oh, yeah No, that would you get rid of the food guy that the Gallagher wouldn't help get rid of that You should actually go on like a Gandhi type hunger strike. Yeah, no, and they're skinny There's people that are like, you know, if he didn't do the food jokes, you wouldn't have any material I don't think it's that simple, but that's the impression of everyone. That's how they sound That should be yeah, that should be your your new heckler voice. Yeah, you know what do the food

You know what you can do you can have that be the voice that heckles the heckler voice because nobody heckles anymore I tried to do that one. Oh, did you I try to do it, but you know the inside voice or that the It's also kind of loose and it's It adds an improv element that people like and so like if I'm in Pittsburgh like I'm gonna be in Pittsburgh this weekend You know, there's certain things about Pittsburgh that you reference that people from Pittsburgh will appreciate. Yes. Yeah, like Call people jack offs. Yeah, Jack off yinz You know Really bad things

You know Duffing yeah, all the all other food inside of a sandwich and say it's roadies Polish L Yeah, you know these all these rivers things rivers rivers big bridge early storage. Oh, yeah, Roberto Clemente Yeah, this is my whole ass Franco Harris The bus Savies name things we're gonna applaud for you. Yeah 57 Mustard, you know, like during the summer you're like, oh, they got Heinz mustard, you know, like, yeah

But you know what? All right All right, so the film is out Amazon January 17th Do you have you found that you've been a dad for a while? But yeah, are you making movies that your kids will like that feel like that everyone gets to that point of their career, you know I I was kind of there's some animated movies. That's how they sell the animated movies like your kids can watch. Yeah, right and But then, you know, you know, like at a certain age children will watch a movie over and over again, but Yeah, it's I like I did Hotel Transylvania 3 and I brought my kids and I was like here you go I and they're like, hey good movie like they like the movie and then they're like, what else are we gonna do?

So it's like we get popcorn. I would definitely Want to do like a Star Wars thing, but otherwise You know, I would I just want like the best role in the best movie, right? You know, I mean, how many scripts do you have like come across your desk or your agent that's coming? Well, it's like it comes down to like what Zach Allen finakis has turned down What is John C. Riley turned down now, yeah, but it's yeah, it ebbs and flows like last year I had a lot of

Film opportunities and and you know, some of it is I'm so busy and I'm constantly touring during stand-up That and I have five kids. So, you know, you end up being kind of protective of your time Yeah, so the weirder of the act Or the character the more appealing so along those lines. We're making movie with Adam Sandler. Yeah It's called Boner dogs Boner and I was I this just top my head right now You would be the perfect voice animated perfect voice for the boner No, no, I'm not already will the flaccid flaccid dog penis. Yeah, and then when it becomes a boner That's kind of like a Star Wars lightsaber. Is this an animated version of the me too movement. No, no, no

No, no, it's non-sexual. It's just happens to be an erection. Yeah, but yeah Boner also I think like in my parents generation that was like a mistake Someone who's a whoops made a boner Would you look at that a little too strong so like if you if you accidentally look at Margot Robbie and Wall Street Excuse me for a second. I'm gonna have to leave the room. I have a boner now I didn't see once upon a time and you guys seem like pigs. Yeah, what once upon a time in America is Margot Robbie amazing and in Hollywood in Hollywood. Yeah, what I mean

It's like 50% of the movie is Quentin Tarantino trying to show her feet without actually showing her feet. Really? Yeah He's a big foot guy. Are you and they showed her feet? Yeah, and no, I'm not yeah I'm gonna stand foot guys. I'm just an American. I thought there's a scene where she was in a movie theater He's really quiet. He's really quiet like you don't think I'm a foot guy Whatever reason they showed her watching a movie, but she had to have her feet up above See, yeah, I'll be on watching a movie movie theater like this You know, there's something Isn't there a certain sense of relief with you're like, you know what God bless the people that have a foot fetish

But I'm like, you know what I dodged a bullet there. Yes I could be one of those people I like you see the TLC TLC channel just basically has like oh I eat Kleenex Yeah, and okay. Well, at least you know, I have a lot of fucked up things. Yeah, I mean you have an extra lot Yes, I do. Um, all right my last question cuz I think you got another thing you got to go to but everyone go check out Troop zero. Yeah, Amazon Prime January 17th, and I'm also touring so go to my website also touring. Yeah, okay So let's do that Seeky question last question promo code take you get $10 off What go use promo code take and go see Jim Gaffigan. Yeah Favorite city to do comedy in that like maybe don't give us

Obvious answer off the radar I Think people underestimate how? Great Seattle is okay. I think Seattle. I mean Minneapolis Seattle You know Portland those are pretty exceptional cities. Yeah the colder it gets outside You know, there's something about and and you know and also Canada in general is just great audiences. There's a Culture of comedy there. Yeah, obviously there's a culture of comedy in America, but I think that Canada is like the perfect combination of

The influence of America and the influence of England where I think the Brits take it too seriously They take comedies like every time I do a show in London. They're like, here's your review and I'm like is it funny They're like when I didn't sense a through line and you're like it's just supposed to be fun Yeah, so also Minnesota is yeah, everyone's drunk in Minnesota in Canada. So that's really easy to go someplace in life Great audience. Yeah. Okay. Well, Jim Gaffigan. Thank you so much. Thank you. Appreciate it. Hopefully this wasn't too painful This is great. I don't know why I didn't have my pants off, but yeah, no, it's you look good. Better Oh, you got a boner I saw you in your sunglasses

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That's stitch fix comm Slash PMT. All right, let's do some segments and we're gonna do our don't fuck with cats review This segment actually is gonna basically be a combo here with bachelor talk for guys You don't watch the bachelor even though Hank watches the bachelor because his girlfriend tweeted that he watched the bachelor Hank extremely watches the bachelor. You are so watching the bachelor No, I try to probably watch because I two TVs. I was watching the Celtics game So I watched the first like hour hour and a half and then I couldn't I couldn't do it anymore I went in the other room

So here are the bullet points courtesy of Trent. This is the first night You have a you have another room in your apartment in New York. Yeah in this economy. Yeah living room in bedroom That's crazy two rooms. Yeah shit crazy shit. I gotta step my game up. So it was opening night One won't just a one small wall in between the two Yes, so no bathroom then one bathroom and like a half kitchen a half a kid I got it's like you can't really have two people in it because it's basically like a small But you don't cook. It's tight. I cook sometimes. I got a skillet for Christmas. So I've been cooking some you know What have you been cooking? Steak and cheese really? Yeah, so whole place

So cooking steak and cheese like from scratch in your half kitchen with a state or ground beef. Okay, you only cook wait Wait, let's let's dig in here. So it's ground beef. Yep Okay, so that you're talking about a chopped cheese. Are you properly cleaning the skillet? Yeah, are you sure? I think so sounds like you're having some steak and cheese pancakes No, it's separate. I'm telling you the things the types of things I make Have you made steak and cheese? I've made pancakes. I made bacon And that's it. You shouldn't eat pork anymore Because the FDA is not inspecting it. It also milk is going down milk's going bankrupt big milk

I'm gonna drink good milk chocolate milk chocolate milk. It's not Regular milk is that's that's can't be true. No, it is Swear to God interesting chocolate mocks on the up and up Victoria f got out of the limo and told Pete the pilot that the only thing dry about her is her sense of humor That was like the big take away her pussies wet. That was the big god. She was the she was the big take away I thought everyone gets out and does their little she's sweaty Take it out take it as you may everything sweaty everything And then Katrina got a limo and said you're gonna fall in love with my hairless pussy dot-dot-dot cat

Do you think it sucks to be Katrina the whole Picture of her hairless pet cat like all I think about is the hurt. Yeah, so in a box What that the hurricane hit in 2005 so that was 15 years in about three or four years There will be no but no contestants on reality shows named Katrina ever. Yeah, like 20 years from now You can start naming your kids Katrina again, but right now it's tough You don't see any monicas on reality shows right now and that's because of what happened eight offs Yeah, no eight offs. They're probably never gonna have to come back OJ's

And then Hannah B who I'm sure you remember from last season. She was the bachelor course who could forget The B stands for butthole She showed up during a different group date and told the story about her and Pete how they had sex four different times In a windmill. It was like super weird. It was just like there's a fantasy suite It was Hannah. Yeah, it's Hannah telling all the many golf about how they had sex in a windmill Right Hannah then cried and said she made a mistake now picking Peter in her season So it was like are we watching the way she came back to say that wait watching Pete one last year Pete came in third

And Hannah came back and was like I made a mistake you came in first Is she trying to be part of the team now? Pretty much because she now has to decide whether or not she wants to join the house with the rest of the woman So it ended on a cliffhanger. Ah, wait, she was the bachelorette last time Right and now she's getting a chance to be on the bachelor. She better hope that that that golf sex was good Yeah, the 19th. I mean it must have been good. She told the entire uh cast about it Well, that doesn't necessarily mean it was good four times implies that probably the first two times were knocked Actually, we should back up here. I mean, it's always good for the guy. That's true

So but if you have sex four times in one night chances are pretty good that the The first time was awful and the next three times are just like let me make it up You're like i'm a stallion. Yeah, my main takeaways were that pete is a pilot and there's a brutal amount of like plain puns like they did a group date to like uh a plain place And there's an airport Yeah One of those plain sports

Okay, uh And my second takeaway my prediction is there is a girl who is a four time state championship basketball player And her she goes to auburn and her dad is the coach of auburn bruce pearl women's basketball Okay, my money's on her money's on her. My money's on her. All right, clearly She knows, you know the long haul the grind. I agree. Thank you. I agree. Thank you now What about is there a girl in the house that looks like she's going to be the next next bachelorette? Uh, Hannah, I mean there's I mean, it's the first night a lot of a lot of girls come in hot It's literally no that there's hannah and now she got the first impression rose this

So they so they he took a girl on a date the first date To watch his parents get their vows renewed after 31 years, which was a convenient timing for this show pilot p So his wouldn't be hilarious. His first date was look how in love my parents are. Yes, would it be hilarious? It's actually not a bad move because no, it's too much too much weight on it It's too much too soon But I think that it's it's a great move to take a girl on a date After you've been dating for like a little bit because girls would be like, oh, your parents love each other

And for some reason they'll think that that's a very good thing for you Well, no, it doesn't imply they love each other They they can stand each other to the point where they're still around or they're renewing their vows So they're just really good at passive aggressiveness They're renewing their vows to show off to all their friends how in love they are when they're really really not Wouldn't be hilarious if pete wasn't actually a pilot. He just like owned he worked the cash register at a bunch of pilot jays In like pennsylvania, that would be very good. Yeah, that'd be very funny He's just giving people the key to go take a shower. He's really good at flight simulator

Yeah, because they're not going to put him up in a plane. He's not going to have to prove it When are you going to ever have to prove that you're a pilot? It's true. He's also making out with checks left and right Really? Yeah hot mouth in him probably probably like can't hot mouth everyone seven makeouts. Someone's got herpes That's just a statistical fact or mono. Yeah. So yeah, watch out I would do no kissing if I was on that show never kiss also I'll take this question. Uh, move it from bachelor. I mean Okay, uh, but this person says Last night in the bachelor's hang probably doesn't know a girl came out of limo with a one liner

I have a dry sense of humor. That's the only thing drive out me What would all of your limo entrances one liners be? Oh, I like this because I watch real housewives and they always do the one liners to start like one of them's like If you don't like what I have to say sue me like that kind of shit. So mine would be I like it in the back As you step out of my mind like if I like I like putting myself in the back pause. What? Just a little anal sex joke. Ah Got it. Aggressive. I like putting it in the back

This is if you were on the bachelor like what what are we what are you saying? You'd say this a girl bachelorette girl bachelorette. I step out of the limo I'm like, yeah, I like having fun in the back. Mine would be like I'm not cheating on you. I'm just a degenerate gambler something like that while I look at my phone Like don't ask me who I'm texting. I'm just looking at the maac scores for Tuesday night Actually, honestly, mine would be and we've discussed this before I'm a virgin I would just say that I'm a big it makes you stand out. So mine would be I'm a chad never had after him I'm a verge and everyone never had it's actually more of a chad move to announce that you're a virgin

Everyone'd be like, holy shit. Look at that chad. I've never had sex. Don't don't you want to try to climb this unclimbable mountain, babe? What was yours v. Hank? I don't know. I'm honk lockwood. Yeah, honk honk and I don't think the Patriots dynasty's over trains coming through Try die coming soon. All right next Oh, we're going to guys on shit. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. There's a great segue. Yeah. I said that great segue Hey, daddy slim cat So for secret saying to my boyfriend in all all caps all his guy friends bought each other dildo or dick related objects Hilarious should I be concerned that they all live together in a house full of dildos or is this normal because seriously?

I'm concerned so no you shouldn't because it sounds like you're in seventh grade and your boyfriend just has a lot of brothers Or he lives in frat house or he lives in frat house. It's just guy stuff. Yeah dicks Hey guys, my boyfriend and I got to talking about guys masturbating in the shower because I thought it was a totally normal thing It would make for an easy cleanup. No, we nut on our carpet next to our bed He tells me that doesn't happen and no one does that he claims it happens in a shirt or towel or whatever's laying around the bedroom I don't know what he's wrong and most guys take long showers for a reason Who's right? Do guys really not masturbate in the shower? I would say most guys have at one point masturbated in the shower Yes, I mean most and you know that it's a fact because

The college you went to you probably had to pay for your entire floor. Yes clogging up the drains like remember that would be a thing That's a classic classic. You'd get like a messenger. Yeah, like stop. No, but it's like Wait, you believe that? Hank, whenever that happens, it's always me. No, I got money taken out I was like you have to like There was a somebody said like No, but I mean I thought I mean I guess like these fucking semen bills are out of control I'm not gonna stop jacking off. I'm not gonna protest because it put me in a fucking tough corner here No, but no, I was doing I had to go go like knock on people's doors, but guys like stop. Yeah, I wouldn't say it's like it's

It's uh guys are just waiting to go in the shower But if the guy who says no one ever does it he's wrong Yeah, I would say I would say most guys stop jacking off in the shower post-age 22 as soon as they have their own room Do you ever live on a bus with like three guys and you're only stopping at uh like rest stops? Correct. You masturbated probably masturbating in showers. You jacked off in the rv bathroom No, we would stop at rest stops and like did you jerk off in the bathroom with dana hollerson's house? No

No, that was that was a great week. That was a good one about my florida. Who's the most famous house you've jacked off in? I don't know. I have jacked in a pilot a pilot a pilot gas station few of those You did when we were at jaylo's house. You did go to the bathroom for a while. No, I hope never Absolutely not interesting. You were very eager to use the restroom at scott boris's office Whereas I shunned it wasn't even there. Oh, yeah, you weren't there. Hey boys, especially three-point champ big cat Oh, thank you Me and my husband I forgot we had done that by the way in the video because everyone's like congrats And I was like, why are they saying congrats? I didn't win me and my husband have been married for two years now

And he has broken two of our toilets He claims this happens to a lot of guys and that quote-unquote just can't handle the heat Does this happen to other guys too? Or does my husband have too much heat? I've broken a toilet. Yeah, you definitely Every guy gets one. Yeah, uh two is two in as many years is kind of questionable What are we talking about breaking toilets too? Is he like sitting too hard or is it he's probably logged it to the point Of no return probably sitting too hard. Yeah, that's what happened to me. He got cheap toilets Yeah, I sat down aggressively and uh, I hit my back on the tank and the the tank smashed it Seriously, just it sliced in half and then there was water all over the floor. It was gross

And that was the last time pft ever went to a chilies Hey boys, my boyfriend recently said he wanted to have sex with a cougar I was repulsed by the idea but he but asked why because he's there's a lot of fur He said you're he's and also he's your boyfriend and You you were repulsed because hear him out. Okay He said it was a fantasy He said it was a fantasy of his that he never got the chance to do and he feels that that's the cub in him wanting to come out I asked if this was a one-and-done kind of thing or something that would be recurring

He said one and done so I agreed But now the thought of it has me feeling uneasy. Am I stupid for agreeing to this? Yes, is this a normal fantasy for him to have no also He said I could have a past or a type of person I would want to have sex with do you all have any ideas for that podcast? Yeah But you're slim cat now. Yeah. Yeah, so many people have said I'm the fattest one now. So thank you big Yeah, I I mean good that you guys have an open relationship. That's kind of cool So You're okay with him sleeping with somebody as long as that person's old enough to be your mom. Yes. Okay. That's fair

Very fair. It's like a different species. Yes. Okay. It doesn't mean anything. It just means I'm horny get it get it done What's up boys? I need you to be a moral compass a group of a moral a A moral moral space compass A group of four guys in my company spent $12,000 in a strip club and expense it to our company Is that a fair use of company funds? Also, how lame is it to talk non-stop about one visit to a strip club for over a month? Can you ask right back to sounds like they're they're just mad they missed out

Well, I'll just say right back to them and ask them. Who should I start in my fantasy lineup on saturday? Because they work with matthew berry That's good. Yeah, matthew berry big strip. Everyone knows that Uh, it is weird to expand. I don't know what $12,000 gets you at a strip club That's that's it gets your set. No, I get that. I'm saying it sounds like you're dealing with a bunch of terrible people terrible negotiators That's what I'm saying. I feel like four guys could go to a strip club and all get laid for $6,000 Well, it depends on yeah, it depends on what strip club, right? Yeah Yeah, they don't even have $12,000

Uh, southern exposure southern exposure golden horseshoe Big cat bankrupt southern exposure. I literally Not not sex. Uh I that's what you just I were even for the train comment They ran out of ones I was just throwing ones and they're like, yep, sir. We don't have any ones like I'm taking my business Back to my hotel to lay down to the chat. Why did I spend it was only like $40 too?

It was not a lot of ones. It was bad All right, and we'll finish with a follow-up to the star wars proposal question I agreed to go so we went out to dinner and then went to Remind remind me of what we're discussing here. Let me see if I can I remember it. I remember it I'll tell you so her She thought she was going to get proposed to and he said all right. Here it is Sup boys. It'll be my boyfriend and I's two years anniversary on friday He told me we were going out to a really nice restaurant and then afterward we were going to see star wars

I really don't want to see star wars, but I also think he might propose that night So do I agree to star wars in hopes that he proposes because if I say no, he definitely won't propose that night So this is a follow-up. Okay. Do you guys remember what you said? Yes? Definitely don't go. Yeah. Uh, no, I think I said that we said go I think it sounds like he's doing a fake out where he's like if she agrees to go to star wars I'm going to propose to her and psych her out. All right. Here we go I agreed to go so he went out to dinner and then went to the star wars movie But the whole night he kept saying these cheesy star wars references like yoda won for me and your smile is brighter than a lightsaber

It was getting towards the end of the night and I was nervous He wasn't going to propose, but he ended up getting on one knee and I said yes What? Yes, star wars was well worth it in the end on our two-year anniversary Wait, so he did make you go to star wars to propose. Yes. Wow. It was a final test What a what a night. Do you remember forever and he dropped a bunch of star wars lines Yoda won for me and your smile is brighter than a lightsaber. Oh now I get yoda won for me like you're the one for me Yeah, oh

It actually should be the one put that on a card the one for me yoda. Yep is what it should have been Damn Good happy for them. Invite us to your wedding. We won't go but invite us marry me. Yeah, you will Um, all right. If you have not watched don't fuck with cats on netflix the documentary You can stop right here. Make sure you go watch it if you have watched it We're gonna review it and we said at the start of the show. We pretty much only review fucked up Uh documentaries because the last one we did was abducted in plain sight And I remember we started that with just being what the fuck and

Don't fuck with cats. What the fuck what the fuck because someone fucked with cats. So where should we start? I mean, let's let's start with the beginning. So, uh The cats died the main care. Yeah, so the the main person in this story the main person they were interviewing was body moving Diana Thompson, and I think people are split on whether or not they hate her or not I think that she's she's good at what she does researching things online I don't know pft. She's very she's throwing a flag. You don't like body moving. No, john green Dominated her in terms of researching things on john green is the other part of the story not a person

You want to fuck with no at all because that guy he has I don't know if you saw the password when they showed him logging in the very first time John green's password was so long that it had to extend past the yes It was like a 14 character password at that point. I knew like this guy is an online super. He's a cold killer It was actually I would follow John green into war. Yes at the end when when when when he and body moving We're sitting at the diner and she was like I would have quit without you and he was like I know you would have like you you're fucking pathetic. You're weak. She did quit like three times. Yeah. All right, so body moving She's wild and

First of all, I said the minute I saw her was like that that lady owns pugs. Mm-hmm. She does on pugs She kind of looks like a pug. Well, she has not in a bad way. She has a pug tattoo That's at that point when I saw she has a pug Dressed as David Bowie as a tattoo on her arm and I was like, I do not want to fuck with her. Yeah, so their search for luka magnata Was insane like looking at doorknobs and ukraine and the vacuums and all that stuff And then Are we in agreement that luka magnata just tip them off to who it was because he wanted to be chased? Yes

Yeah, yeah, yeah, like that was it that like he DM'd him was like Hey, you should be searching for this guy obviously because he clearly just wanted to chase Right because if he had if he had made the cat video the initial cat video Not killing any any like if that had never come to light Uh, well, I'll put it this way if he had made the video and nobody had ever like followed him And no one had ever like followed up on it and tried to find him. He's got feel like the world's big zassel Yes, he's just like my cat killed two my cat murdering video has five views Yeah, all for me and I showed it to my mom. He's yeah, and my mom was like, oh, that's a great video

Many made you do that. I always loved animals. Yeah, your friend many, uh, so I love though when body moving Was like I had to go to my bosses. She worked in a vegas casino and The the guy the terrible human being luka magnata sent her a video of her casino That he found online and she's like I had to go to my bosses and tell them that I'm in a facebook group trying to Hunt down this cat killer. Can you imagine how embarrassing that was the whole time? I was like your boss is fucking new because Your body moving like when when she walked in was like, hey guys got something. I want to tell you I'm being stalked by a cat killing dude that I've been hunting on facebook. They probably like yeah, we know

It was probably a relief. Yeah, like that's it. Yeah, like that's of course you you do that in your spare time So they searched this guy. They find the guy. I also love the um, the jersey guys who come in Briefly and then they never bring them back. They like fucked up the whole thing made that guy kill himself Yeah, they really just brushed right over that. They were the definition of a bull in a china shop Yeah, they just showed up and they're like, yeah, we found the guy fucking kill yourself, bro Kill yourself and then the guy killed himself and they're like, what do you do? He's like, oh illegally like I don't know what I can say It's like you have a tv show. Yeah illegal could what you're doing be It sounds like they have two different tv shows mixed into one. It's called residency fuck boy

It's called rescue ink, right? It's like so it's not only like a group of uh, like tough guys who rescue animals It's also like a tattoo reality. It's like cake boss dog the bounty hunter Uh rescue ink and uh the dog whisper. Yeah, the dog whisper all rolled into one But yeah, so they so jamzy crams a lot in his ass, which was so funny They all had to say it like this jams. He crams a lot in his ass They think they crams a lot The guy the fucking guy thinks he finds him and they just find this random dude in South Africa It was like, what the hell are you guys doing?

But that guy did like everyone's like they did make him kill himself What just fucked up but that guy was trying to take credit for killing cats, right? Like he was like he got a little too stolen valor cat killing correct. Yeah, so they find so then they can't find the guy And then luka magnota who is the the terrible person who's basically the center of the story Just tips him off like hey, here's who you should look at this guy who Holy shit was he I mean he was crazy because he's a murderer. Yes, but The videos he made. Yeah of himself And like the facebook friends the facebook groups that he made of himself

Can I just compliment his work ethic? Yeah, because he was a very focused individual Oh, man, he was able to sit down I I imagine all the work that he put into like constantly commenting on his own videos and shit He probably spent 18 hours a day pretending that he was famous Yes, like for himself and his own little puppet play that he was putting on for nobody else Nobody else paid attention to it Now he was obviously fucking insane and an evil person and the fact that he gave his mom a basic instinct key change Probably should have been clue number one. Yeah to his mom. Maybe a problem. Maybe luka should go see should go talk to a professional

Do you think if uh like kd watches this and he like sees like that luka made all those groups or something? Like you can do that. He's like just make a bunch of groups like he's like come on I would I would have hired luka magnata to be my social media guy dude. He was so obsessed with himself And being a star. He created an ecosystem for himself. So like he could have it conceivably He was so good at making him look like he was famous online because there were what like 400 different Yeah, luka magnata google hits great name by the way. Great name. Yeah, luka. Rocco. Magnata I thought that was for sure a fake name, but like he was he was gifted that great He sounds like a model's name, right?

What a waste an absolute great name But he spent so much time like making himself feel famous to himself He could have taken it one step further and like started an actual like marketing or ad company Selling himself right as like a social media superstar luka magnata and like faked his way into an actual Way of living until he was famous. His voice was so creepy. Yeah a deep voice I'm luka magnata. You know who you remind me a lot of Andrew cunanan the guy from uh the american crime story the guy that killed Giovanni versace. Oh, yeah I don't know if you saw that show on fx. Yeah, he reminded me a lot of that guy

Do you know that this guy luka magnata because canada has such lax like laws? He's online right now In jail in jail. He is like commenting. I think he has a twitter He's commenting on things so he's basically getting all the publicity that he wanted to get By being a murderer. He it's so fucked up. He probably would have traded that going into this It's crazy that you'd be arrested and end up in jail, but you'd also be famous. Yeah, he married another murderer in prison Oh my god, he's married. It's crazy. So he uh, so he murdered someone which they kind of credit to body moving and john green They saw that part coming. They were like, this is bad. We should probably alert someone The the craziest search by the way was the Montreal street search

They literally went on google maps and searched every fucking street. That was why and well They had to so luka magnata would just put up like photo picture photo albums of himself just like a video But it's just a bunch of pictures and then the next week he'd do it But there'd be one updated picture so they had to watch every single video one and then finally found one where it's like Oh, wait, that's a zoom. That's a new picture. Let's fucking search. Oh, there's a light Let's search Canadian architecture like architecture lights. It was insane crazy One other thing that kind of glossed over when he was over in England. Yeah, that one reporter went to the hotel and visited him It was very clear and obvious that this was the guy from the cat

How come no one else thought to follow up on that besides that one reporter? It's nuts. It's nuts. So He makes all these videos. He has a snake video, which the second set of hands Which we actually that was my biggest takeaway is like who's the second set of hands? I went and found it It was just a neighbor. It was a separate video. They kind of fucked that up like explaining that in the documentary He kills someone which they all thought was coming Horrific how about body moving by the way who was like casually like yes, so luka magnata You know killed uh, uh, what was the guy's name? I'm gonna fuck it up Sunjin, I forget the guy's name. Okay. That's my bad. Can you look that up so we can actually say his name?

Because it's a very sad story like really sad immigrant like So like yeah, so he murdered them and then and then body movements like and I was wondering what happened that dog June Lynn June Lynn did you see that part when she was like, but what about the dog? Yeah, yeah, but he just murdered someone He murdered a human being. Yeah, it's like the whole story is based on crazy I mean crazy, but like good-hearted people who just don't who are like so obsessed with animals like rule number one Rule number one of the internet don't fuck with cats rule zero rule zero He murders a human being And I love dogs

But to be like but what happened to the dog and there's also like an element of of uh, his own narcissism in them Because when they watched that video they were like he put this dog in the video to fuck with us Yes, I know I don't think so. I think the dog was just there. You're right He probably had some other scam going with the dog at the time That's but yeah, there was there was an element where they they were able to identify so much with him And they were able to find out so much about him that they started like thinking like he he did Right, can I that actually is my biggest problem with the entire documentary? I think they made

Luca Magnata out to be a lot smarter than he is. Yes, like he's not a genius So the timeline that that felt like they glossed over as well The fact that they're searching for this guy for like three years He kills someone he flees and the cops get him within like two days. Yeah, like they didn't they just got him He was not smart. He's actually a fucking idiot a narcissist like a psychopath But not smart not a genius. Well, also, they found him in Montreal not because of anything to do with this facebook group They found him in Montreal because they recovered the torso and there there were fucking letters addressed to his own apartment Right inside the trash can yeah, right. So he's an idiot and so despite all the work that they put in in Toronto

And saying like oh, I think we can figure out where he is in Montreal The police didn't use any of that information to track him down and then he just gets on a plane Doesn't change clothes goes over to Paris. Right. He's not you're right. He's not that smart. No, he's not smart Oh, he's a narcissist. He goes to an internet cafe to look at himself If if I were uh, the guy from catch me if you can what's that guy's name? Abinale Frank Abiniel, right? If I were him, I would be insulted that this guy was being compared to me. Yes, so Uh, the other question I had so so this all happens and then the manny thing the mom

I actually have like a little bit of sympathy for the mom because it seems like shit's not going well in her life and She's her brain's been broken. Her son is a A sociopath murderer and she kind of can't really grasp it. What are you gonna say? He left the house when he was like 16 to go be a whatever Factor and then called her and told her that he was doing prostitution and she was basically like oh, well He was making a lot of money. So like it was cool. Yeah, so clearly like the mom was fucked. Yeah Some things you're 18 years old being like hey mom on the prostitute now the money's great and she's like, oh, that's great Honey, like what about the benefits?

Yeah, you also have to imagine that that she had her brain fucked up having to raise that kid Because he's such a psychopath and sociopath. He's probably been feeding her elaborate lies for his entire life So she has no idea what's going on. Also, she his photoshop game is weak Yeah, I had that right here Yep, his photoshop game sucked and for somebody who is obsessed with cinematography and these old movies The movies that he tried to recreate he did a shitty job like producing like it was just like the the lighting was all off Everything was all fucked up. He was a he was a two-bit Criminal when it comes to his reproduction of these movies and I noticed that the mom

You'll have to remember like back in uh, I think he was in Toronto And he went to a news a newspaper and he said that like people need to stop saying That I'm hooking up with a serial killer a serial killer's ex-wife the serial killer's ex-wife Looked a lot like his mom. Yes when his mom was younger like almost identical. It was creepy Yeah, the guy's so sick and then the manny thing where they he like makes up You know that there's someone who forced him to do it and the final scene when he's When he's sitting there and they try to like piece it all together I don't know when when body moving

Looks into the camera and like breaks the fourth wall. I hated that. I hated that but it's also right like she they are somewhat responsible They are psyching people out there But like media and are obsession with crime documentaries and their obsession with finding someone like that does It basically was like when you when you go to like the dog park if your dog likes to be chased Like if there's no dogs that are going to chase it your dog will just sit there You know what I mean? Like look at back not a wanted to be chased. He wanted celebrity We kind of gave it all to him. Well, we gave it to him after the fact

So I don't feel guilty. She was like should you think guilty for this? They should she should feel a little bit guilty for like trying to they chased them They made him feel the celebrities that he really wanted. They got a guy killed in South Africa. Yeah Well, they didn't really I also but I also think that there's something Uh to what they're doing and I don't know if there's any way that that you can solve this problem But we've all seen people online before whether it's on twitter Or if it's people that you know on facebook and their posts are so bad Their posts are such red flags that you know that there's something wrong with them

And you don't know what it is and you don't know what you can do because you can't go to the cops and be like Excuse me. Uh, mr. Police officer. This person is unusual online This person has a collection of autographed checks And like opens up a bunch of baseball cards. Correct. He probably is a murderer You can go to the police and say that till you're blue in the face But they'll be like but his brand is extremely valuable So there's no real remedy to what you can do. But you know what I'm saying Yes, no, I agree

There's actually a person in my life that I saw posting and I was like this person is fucked up and they're going to do something Extremely dangerous and the person end up going like way off the rails is in jail now But like you can't report somebody like that to the cops for right for posting bad agreed And so they found somebody and they're like, oh this I think That at the very minimum this person is a psychopath That's created a lot of photoshop pictures of themselves and is pretending to be a cat killer Like you can't go the police are going to say that see that and say like well, what what do we do? The intentions were all good. Yeah, it's just like when you get to the end you I think her body movements

Thoughts when she admits that like deep down, you know late at night. I think like did we have a part in this? I think she's kind of right like yeah, maybe it did because He wanted to be chased and you chased him But I don't fault them for be like they're good people like john green and body moving are good people They're good. They're people who are like looking out for the better in society It's just internet culture so fucked up now so fucked up The lawyer obviously wasn't the comedy but the lawyer was Michael Douglas lawyer at the end when he was like The fact that this guy like set up an alibi a year and a half in advance and like did all this pre-work is absolutely crazy

But it's so diabolical. I have to respect it. Yeah Like what dude he killed someone. Yeah, that's like it was like very cavalier about the whole thing But I mean going to a lawyer Well, he two years in advance. They didn't really really address it. He literally must have just typed in lawyers Yes, yes, and then he he sent him a police report and when I saw that police report from Miami Where he claimed that Manny beat him up and all that stuff and I was like, oh, we have to take him to hospital I knew that was bullshit instantly because like why why would the police mail a letter to some guy Who had met with a guy as a client right a year ago, right?

Like it's very it was very clearly being set up as his alibi in advance But still like he was a hustler. He was he was a hustler. He sucked at it But and when I said earlier that like the production value on the snuff films like I'm saying that the guy was He was not as glamorous as he thought no no no That's like a mirror of everything else that goes on his life where he pretends that he's doing something Super artistic and he's actually just a dirty piece of shit. That was my that was my problem with the end of the documentary I was like this guy is not as smart as everyone's making him out to be He is not some mastermind

He's a fucked up piece of shit and he took a life and he should be in jail forever But he's not some like. Oh my god. Can you believe this brain? He puts all this he's bored He wants to be famous. He's narcissistic and he got caught in like three days He also had the elizabeth holmes voice. Yeah, where you'd be like Uh, well, I came here to get away from the death threats. Isn't it obvious? If somebody says isn't that obvious to you in a normal day-to-day conversation They're lying to you about something right right. So all right, so that's don't fuck with cats The other part that I kind of found somewhat humorous was uh

Like how funny it must have been because the people that arrested him It was like a guy that was training a bunch of like uh soon-to-be cops And so they just rolled in with like 15 people. Yeah, those people were probably it was like a field trip Basically, all right, you know, we're doing a ride along and they're like, oh, hey Like there's a there's a mass murderer like in this coffee shop like let's go But and they all just strolled in like oh luka magnata probably loved it Yeah, he's like look at that. They needed to bring in the whole squad Fuck how pissed off would you be if you were that store that sold the wolf blanket?

Oh, yeah, that was a cool blanket. No one can buy it anymore It was and the vacuum cleaner probably we got it. We should probably add revel on for that Like what's the brand exposure? Yeah, I'm not great for the yellow one or the seal bag Yeah for the for the fucking vacuum cleaner that killed two kittens. What kind of uh price jumped we get from that All right, we'll see everyone friday. We have warren sharp in studio. Maybe paul reybel We're gonna do a big preview for divisional rounds one more thing Yeah Just watching that opening scene in basic instinct because it cut away before the actual like pussy scene in in that

Maybe want to go back and back and watch basic instinct. Oh, I was just saying on crusher legs. Yeah in front of people looks hot I'd do that. Anyway. Yeah, take a peek. Love you guys Is another You You One two three You You