Pardon My Take - Joe Buck, Brian Harman Pissed Off All Of England, Mt Rushmore of Blue Things + Monday Reading

Episode Date: July 24, 2023

The boys are back together in Chicago. We talk Open Championship and Brian Harman pissing off the entire Country of England plus what the hell is MegaCorp (00:00:00-00:26:51). The running backs have gotten on a zoom call together (00:26:51-00:35:08). Who's back of the week including Messi the GOAT and bunk bed technology getting out of control (00:35:08-00:56:21). Joe Buck joins the show to catch up on his first year doing MNF, whether or not he misses Baseball, his now rectified beef with Eli Manning and who he will root against this upcoming season (00:56:21-01:42:03). Mt Rushmore of Blue Things (01:42:03-02:01:14) and we finish with a Monday Reading of "Husband Dinner" (02:01:14-02:18:30).You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

Hey, part of my take listeners. You can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen, add free on Amazon Music. On today's part of my take, we have our good friend, Joe Buck. Back on the show, awesome interview with Joe. It had been too long, and we picked up like we had not missed a beat. He is, I told him this in the interview, he is part of the fabric of part of my take. You can't tell the story of part of my take without Joe Buck. He's that important to us. So, his great interview with him. He's also become a little bit too likable recently, so we put him in his place. Yeah, exactly. So, so we sucked his dick and then we took it away. But we also have the open champions ship Brian Harmon

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Well, actually not all of us, but the big four, the FD Hank, and, and, that's pretty big. Max is huge, very large, huge part of the show. But it's good, we made it through the summer of Zooms. So thank you to all the award-winning listeners. We knew that there was times where it sucked, because it's never as good when we're apart.

Yeah, I mean, riff, and we can't be together and chop it up. We like to see the pain in Hank's eyes when we bust his balls. Yeah, it's good. We actually have to say this, Hank's sarcastic body language and the disrespectful faces that he makes when we're making fun of him,

they don't hit the same over so. They don't, because he can also, he can zone out and he know he mutes his mic and he just is watching golf swing tips while we try to do the show. We're just thinking about golf. Yeah, now we have a monologue. It's like a monkey dressed up in a scally cap.

Golf swing, swing in a golf golf. He's just, it's just a mini-hank. Just being like golf. You should be golfing right now. Golf, golf. But yeah, we're back together. It feels good. And speaking of golf, oh wait, what was that face? What the fuck? Oh, you got me thinking about golf. But yeah, we're back together. It feels good. And speaking of golf,

oh wait, what was that face? What the fuck? Oh, you got me thinking about golf? I should know. Are you worried about it? It's our fault. You were already? We're making Hank take more time off work.

Yes, life life balance. But yes, the open championship was the sporting event of the weekend. Brian Harmon, shout out all the short Kings. Yeah, five, seven bitch. Him getting out of that SUV. I can't speak. I also should just say I moved today.

I'm on our like 18. Just my brain is mush. But yes, he getting out of that SUV, he looked like a mini Brian Harmon. It's almost like he needed the steps that you have for a dog to get up into a high car for him to step out of that. He's five seven, he's a hundred fifty five pounds.

He's right handed, but he plays left handed. Love it. He's the Ben Simmons of golf. He also, that SUV clip when he popped out, I think that's gonna be the new, when you go interview at an accounting firm, or you know Wall Street, and they're like, how many Brian harman's could fit in an escalate?

Yeah. Like, that's what they're going to ask because... Well, he's not a lot... You're not allowed to ride up front, so that takes away at least three of them. Yeah, he needs a booster seat. But yes, I had no thoughts about Brian Harman going into this tournament. Riggs did say, top lefty, which some would say is a coward's pick because he won the whole thing. But either way, he did put us on to Brian Harmon in that respect.

I had no thoughts about him. I ended up the tournament being like, I hate watching this guy because of the waggle. But the fact that he pissed off England so much made me a Brian Harmon fan. Yeah. I mean, he's 5'7". Again, he's a small guy. As Kyle Long says, for the show, he plays beneath the wind, which is important, the opposite of he's five seven again. He's a small guy as Kyle Long says for the show he plays beneath the wind, which is important. The opposite of your

bubble Watson's yep. He was kind of to be honest kind of a boring champion, right? Like we don't know that much about any beat everyone by so much. He beat everyone by so much drama. The the the entire tournament was over. It felt like Saturday morning at like 6 a.m. When he started to and it's like, okay, well nobody's gonna catch this guy You thought maybe Fleetwood would have a little run and Rom went on a little run on on Saturday Shuffler played great today, but it was so far out of reach that all we can do is say congrats to Max Homo Yes finishing in the top 10 of a major in the first time His entire career that is the fifth major for Max. He crushed it. He crushed it. Yeah, but it was, Brian Harmon was just better than everyone,

more consistent than everyone. I think he broke the record in the British Open Open Championship for least amount of puts. Yeah, he had 106. He made 58 out of 59 puts within 10 feet. Yeah, he made every single one within five and he went 13 for 14 within 10. So when we play Brian Harmon rules.

It's like if it's within 10 feet, I'm as good as Brian Harmon picking up. Every 14th, you can give me, you can say, I have to two put it. Yeah, well then you'll miss by like 10 feet long and then you have to come back and two put it all the way back. He also had, I think, six bogies for the entire weekend and four out of the six times he birdied the next hole. Yeah. So Mr. Consistency doesn't hit it a million miles because he's pretty short and doesn't

have that power. Some people, Rory short. Rory is short, but he's got that power. He's got that power. He's got that power. He's got that power. He's got that power. He would have been his tournament.

Rory Loki hasn't dumped on him. Okay. Can we talk about Rory real quick? He's, yeah. I'm off Rory. Okay. All right. Well, it's officially off. Now it's going to be 10 years going in the Rory real quick? Yeah, I'm off Rory. Okay, all right. Well, I'm officially off. Now it's going to be 10 years going in the next season, right?

Yeah, it's the 10 years. He'll never win a major championship. His answer pissed me off. So someone asked him after, said, you're going into your 10th year now without a major, is that just what negative people like me think or do you not think that way? And he said, I don't think that way.

I think about trying to go and win a fourth FedEx here in a couple of weeks, go try and win a fifth race to Dubai, go win a fifth Ryder Cup, I just keep looking forward. That my friends is loser talk. FedEx cup means nothing. Nothing is your, you are, you are, you are, you are, you are,

you are legacy is defined by majors. No, that's all that matters. His legacy is defined by us. Well, yeah. Which is defined by majors. That's, I just, Carmelo talking about his gold medals as if it's like a big economy.

That's, I like Rory's a nice guy, but I saw that quote and I'm, I was like, that is just, he's just giving up. Like, that is, that's pathetic. Your majors ask any golfer, majors are all that matters. Like that's a fact.

I would like it if Roy just said, I'm just thinking about the Ryder Cup because then I start to get amped up about the Ryder Cup. The FedEx thing, who gives a shit. What's the other one, the race to Dubai? Race to Dubai. That's all I'm saying.

Listen, I wake up in the morning every day thinking about something. I'm thinking about the race to Dubai. Is that, who's going to win the race to Dubai? Is it gonna be Rory or is it gonna be somebody else who's going to win the race to Dubai? Is it gonna be Rory or is it gonna be somebody else who's also competing in the race to Dubai? Is it a literal race? Like are they racing cars to Dubai?

It's a golf cart. Okay, everyone gets a golf cart. He gets a golf cart, you start in Liverpool, and then you have to figure out how to get that golf cart to Dubai. He should have just gone full LeBron. Remember when LeBron cracked, it was like, I'm richer than all of you.

Yeah. And I don't care what you think. That's also acceptable. Yes, I would have accepted that as an answer. Not the race to Dubai is what I'm worried about. I think Roy can care about the, like 10 year gap that I haven't been able to win a major. I think Roy can kiss his legacy Dubai.

Yeah, bang. Suck it, Roy. Shhh. What you know what I love about the open is how all the fans there there if you attend an open championship First of all, you got to be prepared to stand out and the worst weather known to man Yep, and second of all you get hit by so many golf balls. Yeah, the patrons get hit by way more golf balls at an open Championship than any other tournament because the fairways are so fucked up and narrow

Yeah, I think sometimes they don't even know they're like standing in the middle of a fairway But they don't really realize it yet. And then just golf balls start drilling them. I feel like every golf shot that does not land in a clean, nice patch of grass ends up bouncing off somebody. Yeah, and it's, I like the open just because the course, like every course should have the bunkers that England has

because when you hit in a bunker it should be punitive. You should be fucked. You should be totally fucked. Yeah. And that's what happens in these. I want pop bunkers in every golf course. Like that's, everything is harder and I like that. But yeah, Brian Harmon, he channeled Kirby smart.

He had a quote, what was it? It was something that he was like thinking that he was in the shit last Kirby smart inside a locker room before the game screaming at people. Don't get on his own. I was I was I was a wreck last night. This Brian Harmon. I was a wreck last night. This is talking about Saturday night.

By the way, when he's got like what what do you have of six stroke lead? Five or six five or six. I was a wreck last night. I mean, I've been a wreck the whole week, but I kept thinking about something Kirby smart said, I'm not going to be hunted. I'm going to hunt, which is the most cliche college football. How do I get these 18 year olds like pumped up to go beat the shit out of Vanderbilt in week four speech ever.

Pobrion Harmon channeled it and won the Open Championship. I wonder if he was just smashing shit in his hotel room like Kirby does in a pregame speech. He's getting amped up. He seems kinda low key. He also, the English, so the fans were giving him the business. They didn't like, cause they had Fleetwood in, and Roy McElroy, like kinda hovering.

So obviously they're rooting for the hometown guys. No problem for that. Roy's from Northern Ireland. Don't correct me. I know that. But the fans were giving them the business. They also the the British press was giving them the... This is when I turned into a Brian Harmon fan because it felt personal. It felt like a US first England situation. They wrote this about Brian Harmon who is a hunter, actually a hunter. He said they wrote, in one of the more bizarre major press conference departures of recent times, the 36 year old explained his pension for killing animals. He missed a cut, the masters, and immediately slaughtered a pig in a turkey, that rocks. I've been a hunter my entire life,

he boasted. I enjoy the strategy of it. We eat a lot of wild meat at my house So I enjoy butchering and I do a lot of hunting Champion traditionally drink from the Clare jug one is left to ponder what on earth? Harmon made you with the famous trophy. He's gonna go fessin honey What the fuck what is it? What is that mean? What are you gonna go? Elk hunting on the King's land and kill one of the one of the royal stags and they're gonna kill them? No, like, he's, listen, he's gonna, he's gonna fill it up, he's from Georgia, right?

He's gonna fill it up here. Moonshine. He's gonna drink some moonshine of the Claire jug and good for him. If he gets crazy, but he's gonna put a peach cobbler in it. British people, they try to act like they're above hunting. Yeah. Do you know how they hunt in England?

It's way worse than the United States. In England, when you go on a hunt, you have to buy a license and you use foxes to go out there and then chase, or sorry, you get hounds to go chase the foxes and you get these hounds to like rip the foxes, limb from limb. Right.

And then you come in and then you shoot them with like a gun or a bow and arrow at the last minute. It's way worse. Way worse. It's Brian Harmon is actually a bow hunter, which that rocks. rocks yeah like that actually it seems a little bit more you know even what playing field when you're bow hunting for shooting a a deer with like a

military grade scope and sniper rifle I just when I saw that I was like fuck this fuck England I want him to win I want him to be boring, short, all these things, right in your fucking face. And he did it. So I don't think I'm a Brian Harmon fan. I think I'm just a fan of the fact that he won that in their face, in Fleetwood and McElroy's face,

and also in made it so boring how he won it. He was kicking ass. Yeah, I mean, it's good to see an American win the open. Yeah, I just like, it makes people squirm. I also, did you see what he does to practice his putting? How he got so good at putting. Oh, it's moon ship, or spaceship putter. That's enormous.

Well, he's got the moon ship putter, but he also, he bought one of those goofy golf gadgets for like 50 bucks. The ones that you see in infomercials, where it's like a mirror that you practice your putting on and so anybody can buy it and he says that he's had it for years. I'm a big fan of the junk science golf gadgets and you can find one for anything that they've got like golf balls

that dangle off your nose that teach you to keep your head straight. They've got all these sticks that people bring out onto the range and God knows where they put them when they're trying to work on certain elements of the swing. He just bought like this putter thing that's got a mirror where you can watch the blade of your putter go over it to make sure that it's straight. He's like, yeah, I paid 50 bucks for this thing

and now I'm the best putter in the world. So I think we have to, they don't sell those in England. They don't sell these like crazy info, I doubt England even has info. Yeah, we have somehow talked ourselves in being Brian Harmon fans. The last thing I had about him was his title sponsor, Megacorp. Yeah.

Who knows what that is? It's a freight, it's a freight company. I looked it up. It was like, this sounds bad ass, but I'll just say this, Megacorp. You do more than freight it. Yeah. There's no way. Like, that's the coolest name for a company ever, Megacorp.

I saw Megacorp and I was like, this is a company that Superman is trying to stop from taking over the world. Yeah, I think Megacorp probably is a little upset. They got this much publicity because people are gonna be on to them now. Yeah, you don't name a company Megacorp and just drive some trucks around. If you're Megacorp, there's a reason why you don't sponsor

a Brooks Capka, our Rory McElroy or Tiger Woods. You're trying to fly into the radar a little bit. Megacorp, they're frading, huh? Yeah, they have to, I wonder what they should. They had to wash some of their money with Pine Harmon sponsorship. This sounds like it, yeah, Elchappa was also into shipping and frading.

Yeah, I would like to work for Megacorp. I'll say it right now. Megacorp sounds like the cool, like imagine handing your business card to someone and it says your name Megacorp. Does it have the now. Megacorp sounds like the cool, like imagine handing your business card to someone and it says your name, Megacorp. Does it have the world of Megacorp? Does it have like a picture of the earth? Megacorp global?

If you name your company, Megacorp, at some point in the history of your company, you will try to destroy the earth. Yeah, and I'm saying all this, I'm somewhat bashing Megacorp and it's 100% from a place of jealousy, because whatever guy decided to call it MegaCorp, that guy rocks, that's a total dude's rock moment.

They were probably drunk as fuck. Yeah, I said cocaine. Yeah, what if we call our company MegaCorp? What are we gonna do? We're gonna be fucking Mega. We're gonna take over the world. We're fucking Mega World Corporation. Oh wait, that gonna take over the world. Yeah, we're fucking mega world corporation. Oh wait That's it. That's sick. Yeah, like both goes off

So mega we've created mega corp You I tip my cap to you because you guys are doing something right you got to mega corp before anyone else could I feel like the the finance department like the CFO of mega corp is really really scared right now because he's He's got some tax evasion schemes that have not even sniffed the light of day yet. And now people are gonna be looking into him. He's got a whole room of shady guys. They're just cooking the books.

I just, I assume that mega corp, all their meetings, they just sit there and they're like, well, what if we just do it mega? Which actually sounds like partial sports. But whatever, yeah, mega, let's go mega. Mega corp. Mega corp. Logistics. But whatever, yeah, mega. Let's go mega. Mega core. Mega core. Logistics.

Yes. Well, all right, so we're doing this in sales. What have we just made it mega? Yeah. Mega core. So when you search for mega core on Google, the first thing that comes up is mega core logistics or website and then it has about us. And then the second thing is professional golfer Brian Harmon.

Yes. They essentially just served to fund Brian Harmon's career. Yeah. Mega-corp, I'll be so mad if the Mega-corp CEO isn't killing all types of fucking crazy, big game hunting in Africa. Mega-corp's gotta be doing everything as large as possible. Mega Corp could go to the moon. I trust Mega Corp to go to the moon

or to Mars before SpaceX. We strive to offer the best to our clients, transportation partners, and employees. It's the mega way. Yeah, that's awesome. Mega Corp, I think we should just get mega with it. We should get mega with it. I think we should honestly be like,

we will stop doing this podcast if they gave us jobs at mega court. I'm mega. Are you mega? Yeah, I work at mega court. What do you do? Yeah. Oh yeah.

If you work for the CIA, why work for mega court? If you're planning for a home loan, you just have to write down mega court under employer and then the rest takes care of itself. Don't ask any questions. All right, sir, enough said. Here's your house. the core of under employer and then the rest takes care of itself. Don't ask any questions. Alright sir, enough said. I got a course. Here's your house.

And no like actual thought into the logo or anything. It literally was just a hat that said mega-corp. I thought at first it was a joke. They spent all their money on the name. Yeah, it felt like a joke like put your ad here. Like Brian Harmon can't get any advertising. So he's like, look, this could be you, mega-corp. And I Google this like shit.

Genuine mega. Yeah, these guys are fucking killing it. That's the catchphrase. Absolutely killing it. Let's get mega with it. I want, I want mega corp come do some ad deals with us. We got some mega segments. We got a mega interview with Joe Buck.

Yeah, we have a mega mega mega. Grit week is gonna be so. Grit week, mega cor corpse and let us fucking do grit week out of the back of one of their 18 wheelers. We should just call it grit week mega. Yeah, or mega grit. Yeah mega grit. Oh, I think that's it.

I think it's mega mega. Mega grit is the mega yeah mega grit. Okay. Yeah, so Brian Harman mega court way to go dude. He, uh, we're gonna say the word mega like a million times over the next year. I had one last thing hypothetical throwing it out there Obviously winning a major is major. It's mega

But Brian Harmon before this Basically had a dream wife. I didn't realize this because I'm not the most tuned in golf guy He had made 30 million dollars in his career. He made the FedEx, whatever it is, the thing that Rory only cares about. The race to Dubai. Yeah, the race to Dubai. The race to Dubai is the road to the European towards top spot.

And right now, that makes no sense, just from like a directional standpoint. Right now, he gets to be the king of Europe by going to the mid-North. He has 4900 points. John Robinson's second with 2600. Just from like a directional standpoint right now. He gets to be the king of Europe by going to have 4900 points John Robinson second with 2600 so where he's already like double them up This would be like if show hey was like yeah, I got more important things getting the playoffs I want to maybe do a rehab stint and triple A and hit for the cycle. Yeah, okay, dude Awesome, where he's like I'm concerned about the race to Dubai. He's saying that basically from Baghdad.

He's like, okay, go. Yeah. Bet you'll be true. Yeah. But wait, what were he talking about? Oh, Brian Harmon. Brian Harmon had the perfect life because he made $30 million playing golf.

He even said like, this is, you know, finding something that you can lose time doing it is the key to being happy, which, you know, that's why Hank Gausselle time he just forgets, that he has meetings and stuff, he loses time. Either way, you think there's a small part of him? That's like, ah, I kinda like being under the radar and now people are gonna start calling me short.

And make your core, and make your next big taste. $30 million is a lot of money to make as a professional athlete and be completely anonymous. So what do you make today like four million? Yeah. And he is obviously... What's the tax rate? Any state income tax in England?

No, I... It's all up to war. That's why we love it. Yeah, good point. I don't think you have to claim any of that. I just... He did have the perfect life and I he probably won't become some big star, but still, like he had a completely anonymous life playing professional golf,

making a lot of money. Well, in a situation like this, you have, you have a decision to legend forever. It's like, oh, it's like on that Saturday, you get a big lead. You're either going to be known as an open champion, which would be good, but it does come with all those expectations. Are you will be known as a guy that absolutely choked away the open champion? And that's, and that's worse. as a guy that absolutely choked away the open chain. And that's worse.

That's the only thing, like it's a little bit worse. Finishing in second place would have been great for him. I'm sure he would say, like, yeah, I'm glad that I won, but second place, that way you really do get to get away with never having to accomplish anything like special. Right. It's just like, I've got a great life. I play golf, I go to every university,

Georgia game that I can, and I'm a millionaire, and nobody knows about me. Yeah, no, I can just a great life. I played golf. I go to every university, Georgia game that I can. Right. And I'm a millionaire and nobody knows about me. Yeah, no, I can just go hunt and just live my life. But yeah, that moment that Saturday night when he's like, well, this is gonna go one of two ways now. And then he has to close his eyes and think of, oh, he's even shorter, bull hair cut man, getting in his face,

grabbing his face mask and saying he's gonna take away his scholarship. And that's how he went and won the open championship. Yeah. You think if you lived in Brian Harman's hometown before this tournament, you would just fall. I don't know. Somewhere in Georgia, somebody walks he passed his house and was like, because I know about

those small towns, George. Yeah, you heard about those like making. Try that and Liverpool. So somebody walks he passed his house and says, that's Brian Harman's house. Your reaction is, oh, okay. Yeah, I guess he's probably a pretty good golfer. Now it's like that's Brian Harman's house.

Now people are like, how do I rob it? Yeah. How do I rob that place? Well, then the guy in the back is like, no dude, he works for my court. Yeah, you don't rob that. There's actually mega security. Yeah. You know, that Jason Aldin controversy was peak.

Everyone's way too much online. Yeah, like Warner people even debating. It was, I love when I have been able to selectively, and it's more because I have other shit going on in my life, but selectively like stay a little bit above the controversies I have no interest in, where I just read a little bit about it, but don't actually understand what people are arguing about, so you can kind of sit back

and just laugh about the whole thing. Jason Aldin was basically like, I wanna kill everybody that I disagree with. Yeah, and then a lot of people were like, hey, I disagree with him. Yeah, you got a lot of people to kill now, Jason. Yeah, well, you made a lot of work for yourself, buddy. Yeah, we got some guys in New Mexico who could make that for you.

That was the other controversy. I love this week of people. Yeah, we got some guys in New Mexico could make that for you. That was the other converse. I love this week of people being like, there were no women in Oppenheimer. Oh, there were women. People of color. And it's like, well, like, and then there was one person who had an entire threat about, which sucked this whole story about how they took over the New Mexico land

and pushed a bunch of farmers off the land. And like how history doesn't tell that. And it was horrific and it is horrific. But the bomb was killed a lot of people. Like that was way too you get to the end of the movie. And that part is pretty bad too. Yeah, it was, uh, Oppenheimer was very good, not great. It was funny.

So, um, me and Jake went golfing today. Hank didn't come along because he wasn't here. But you were talking about how much he golfed We played at this one course and I swear to God like seven people that we saw there came up to us and said oh Yeah, Hank plays here and so Hank's played up at this college Kago for a month and he's played at this course so much that every person that works there knows Hank Half the golfers that are up there. Oh, yeah, I've played with Hank before. It's a harborside I mean you can shut him out at least. Oh, are we are we gonna have a problem getting you back to make a corp This fall no, I've told you a

Milka I feel like I'm living in fucking Roundhog but it's gonna be tough To get you back to make a court. I'm ready. We don't have enough you made so many friends at all these courses Again, like it's not is it or is that I'm a friendly guy? Are you guys, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you,

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Pft and I earn a relationship with Hank you just got me send him and we send him I'll send a great send him to real world and he calls us first night He's like I don't even like he's chicks here like I it's fine like I will cheat on you guys and then after a couple weeks like wait, he's not calling us anymore and Now I think we're in trouble World is not real I told you guys exactly what I was doing you guys like yes I make so much sense you work so hard you I'm just take a little bit of love being retired

Don't have an office so you can't even go there. So it makes complete sense I'm just worried then bit of a time- But you love being retired. You don't have an office so you can't even go there so it makes complete sense. I'm just worried. I'm just worried that- And Hank's making so many friends. I'm getting worried. I am. You're making so many friends though, Hank. You know so many more people than us now.

You're just, you're out there. I'm out, I'm out in the streets. Does anybody make you laugh like we do? Yeah, when you guys aren't being mean to me, the chat's starting started my entire livelihood. All right, what else happened this weekend? That we have an update on the running back situation. Oh, yes.

They had a Zoom call. So the running back, they continue to radicalize themselves. They got together via Zoom, which we all know that works really well when you're trying to do anything business related. Cleveland Brown's running back, Nick Chubb, confirmed Sunday he participated in the call, said, say, Juan Barclay, Derek Henry Henry and Christian McCaffrey were also in the meeting.

So sorry, it wasn't called as a meeting. Josh Jacobs also took a part, a source told ESPN's Jeremy Fowler, PFT, first report of the news that's pro football talk, said the meeting was organized by Austin Echler, who has been outspoken about running backs not being paid their true worth. And Nick Chubb said, right now there's really nothing we can do. We kind of hang it cuffed with a situation where the only position where production hurts the most. So if we go out and we run for 2,000 yards

with so many carries the next year, they're gonna say, you're probably worn down, it's tough. It hurts us at the end of the day. So basically, they got on a Zoom call and they're like, this sucks. And then everyone was like, this sucks. And then they raised their hand. Somebody says, this is really not a lot we can do about it. And then everybody was they're like, this sucks. And then everyone was like, this sucks. And then they raised their hand. Somebody says, this is really not a lot we can do about it.

And then everybody was like, yeah, this sucks. Yeah, I would be pissed if they basically we spent an entire week being like, you know how bad it sucks to be a running back. And then on top of that, all the running back said, hey, let's do a meeting on Zoom. On a Sunday. Shoot me in the studio meeting.

Listen, that meeting could have been an email. It could have just been people saying. It could have just been people saying. This sucks, yeah. It just a text message and then everybody emphasizes that. Oh, damn. Yeah, that's all, that's what I have to say. It sucks.

Oh, damn, another one of our guys didn't get paid. So we talked about it last week about how there should not be a franchise tag for the running back position. But then I thought more about it. And I actually talked to Aryan about it because Aryan has real life lived experience with a franchise tag and all that stuff. There really shouldn't be a franchise tag in general. Yeah. No, that's the only way. They would never be able to do it just for running backs

because all the other positions would be pissed. But that's a NFL PA problem. Yes. They have fucked it up because we've gone through this when they when they threaten to strike. People need football. Yeah, but the show goes on. There's violence. There's violence when there's no football. Ray Lewis couldn't say that. But yeah, the franchise tech should be gone. I started to think about the franchise tech because it's something that's become so just

natural to talk about and part of the game and for all the, all the cat apologists out there that start to work out, okay, here's who we need to cut. Here's who we need to pay. We can tag this guy. It becomes like part of the lore of talking about football. But from a logical standpoint, there's really no reason why the franchise tag should even be a thing at all.

You know, it's either there should be no franchise tag or they should make the franchise tag not punitive to the cap, but you have to pay the person $50 million. For any position. Yeah, for any position. $50 million flat, not punitive to the, so essentially like we can't figure out a deal, we want you so bad,

here's so much money that you won't be upset about it. Tax free. Right. Yeah, tax free, no punitive. And that you won't be upset about it. Tax-free. Right. Yeah. Tax-free. And then you have to also go mind some asteroids in outer space and save the world. Yeah. Sure. Tax-free. Whatever. It's tax-free. Tax-free. But $50 million cash solves a lot of problems. Yeah. But it is weird that there's a franchise tag.

I don't really understand. I think what the players should do, they should say, we'll let you test us for weed again if you can take the franchise tag away. Nope, no touchdowns, home brats. No touchdowns, celebrations. Yeah, remember that because like the owners and the NFL, they pretend to care about like all these different weird parts of the game, but they just do it so they can use it as a leverage chip

in the new situations. Like, do you think that Jerry Jones gave a fuck if any of his players smoked weed? I mean, he was the owner when Michael Irvin was like, out of scowboys. They don't give a shit if the player smoked weed, but they pretended to care about it for like 20 years because they knew, okay, the players will give us something valuable if we take away the weed test.

But still, players should just be like, okay, what about this? Give them the 18th game. Yeah. 18th game. And no franchise tag. and 19th. Yeah. Yeah. And there should be football every day. No, it really does come down to the the NFL PA just they they probably the weakest of like the entire professional sports. We think about what the NBA is able to do

and with their players union. The only it's just we need. The NFLPA, there are only leverages to threaten a strike, but there's so many players on an NFL roster where yeah, okay, it's easy for a quarterback or like a highly paid, right? Right. But there's so many guys that are making like what, 500,000, 400,000 on your...

And non-guaranteed. Non-guaranteed, season to season. And they're like, well, I really need to maximize the next four years of my life. Right. So I'd like to spend one of those years playing football. I empathize with the players because it sucks, but I also don't, I'm part of the problem because I need football. You know, we should do badly. Go fund me for running backs. Okay. And but only NFL quarterbacks are allowed to contribute. Oh, we've got to watch me. But watch will do a small business to NFL running backs.

Yeah. Yeah, be nice. Yeah, we need to do something about this. We should. We could go for me for someone, for like scoring a touchdown hypothetically, maybe it was a guess, it was over the football season, I'll have to look back. I don't know, but we should just shame quarterbacks into doing a go for me for the running backs.

Yeah, yeah. That's what shame is the most powerful motivator. They should just stop blocking for the quarterbacks. Yeah, DK Meckoff celebration fine. Oh That's right. So yeah, he was we we did we we dared him to do the Ole Miss Lifter leg and piss dogs Yes, from the egg bowl and if he had done that then we were gonna pay his fine But he didn't get a touchdown that week.. Right. Also just a side note, there's a DK mech half and that interview he did, where he's like,

yeah, I eat one meal a week and then I have, or one meal a day and then I have five bags of candy. Fuck you, dude. You shouldn't be able to look like that, eat five bags of candy a day. That's not fair. That's not right. Yeah, it's trolling.

TK is a trolling. But I bet you, there's some guys who just have that type of metabolism genetics. We're kind of bag of candy, you's trolling. DK is a trolling. But I bet you, there's some guys who just have that type of metabolism genetics. We're kind of bagging K.A. He eats so much to be that big, I feel like. I would know. Oh, Chad O'Jussingo just eats McDonald's every meal.

Chad O'Jussingo isn't fucking. No, he's jacked up. He's jacked up, yeah. Some guys just have God's gift. It's not right. I can't wait for DK to get so fat when he's like 30 years old. He's just gonna be a whale. He's not, but yeah, I can't wait for DK to get so fat when he's like 30 years old. He's just gonna be a whale. He's not, but yeah, I know he will.

He's gonna stop running. He's like a gray hound. Once they stop racing, they just want to lay on the couch and eat candy all day. Yeah, by the way, if you guys want to get excited, it's the last week without football. What? Hall of Fame game is next Thursday.

Yeah, no, that Jake, I love that set. Yeah, 10 days. I don't want to know just what. Just Browns. 10 days? Yeah. I don't want to bring up bad stuff. Wait, Jake, that's more than.

What? This is last week without football. This is the last, we're entering the last week without football. But you just said, this is, oh, I thought you said this is the last weekend without football. No, this is last week. No, this is last week. Okay, last football's back. I just imagine Hank reading because I like anyone on Twitter right now is doing the countdown. And I love them all.

My friend Stucky said seven weeks from now right at this time, you'll be placing a wager on Sunday night football after like barely escaping the first week of NFL and the full slate. I read that and I get so excited. Hank reads that and he's like, it's over. I've been so over. You just must hate that. I get so excited when I, when seven weeks is so doable, that's nothing. I saw that today too.

And I did, I was on the plane, I was like, that's nothing. Yeah saw that today too and I did I was on the plane. I was like That's nothing. Yeah, what the fuck you're you are I get some golfing yeah, there needs to be back to football shopping for guys Back to school shopping for kids. It really is the reverse of the the dread you would get as a kid in August when you'd be watching something on TV and all of a sudden, like back to school shopping, get your, you know, pencils in your folders, you're like, fuck. There's definitely like a college student's Sunday ticket deal, like a few weeks leading up to the season.

Oh yeah, yeah, it's common. It's common for sure. There's, if you listen to this episode of Part of My Take by the time it's over, you will be two hours closer to football. That's facts. That's how time works. That's facts. Okay, what else, anything else for who's back?

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intermiami. I love entering Miami every time I go there. But it's just the team names are stupid when it's like intermiami, Rayal, Salt Lake, FC sporting Casey. Yeah, give me a fucking break. Uh, yeah, Messi is the go. Yeah, hit a walkoff PK. That was the one that's basically a PK. It was a PK. It was it was it was neither a walk off nor it was okay. It was a walk off goal with basically as time expired and added time. Yeah. Yeah. Like did they even line back up after maybe like just to start it? Yeah, you have to kick off. Yeah. Yeah. And that's that poor guy who's laying underneath the wall. It was so funny. Oh yeah. They had the when you said a wall and they had a guy because everyone jumps. So there was a guy laying on the ground. So he just laying on the ground is messy just puts a perfect ball into the top left corner and storybook. That guy's job is so funny too because

his his entire reason for being there is just to lie down and then maybe get hit by the ball if they kick it. Yeah, the best case scenario is it gets hit in the nuts. Yeah, stops a goal. Hockey guy would never do that. Yeah, messy though. He's the fucking best. He's the goat.

He is. And back home was there when he checked in. Yeah, just all the all the stars were out. Bronn. Bronny. Serena Williams. I think Kim Kardashian. Kardashian.

Kardashian. I was Tom Brady was probably there too, huh? Yeah. Maybe. Yeah, I can see him there. I actually checked his stories. He was probably with Kim K. Mm-hmm. I know of this guy out before we should go follow him,

trunk fan. He's on Twitter. He does great threads about just random things, business, everything sports. But I remember one that I read a few years ago about a about messy that he wrote. How messy is elite at walking? He's the greatest walker of all time because he actually would get criticized for it and they did a whole study about it and he he spends the first five minutes. He's never ever scored a goal in the first two minutes of a game. He spends the first five minutes just walking around, just basically figuring out the weaknesses,

the weak points in the defense. And a lot of times he'll be walking while everyone else is running in his gravity, the way that the defense has to like move around to him just walking, changes the whole scope of the game. He's an elite walker. Yeah, he walks with purpose. Yeah, and he's very efficient. He doesn't waste energy.

Yeah. So Messi is the go. That was, that was a sick moment. Even for soccer haters like you, Hank. Can I nitpick, can I nitpick Messi real quick? Yeah. Can we tuck in our shirt? No, that's what we, what are we doing here, Messi?

He just, MLS, try to show something. He's an expert. He should have his shirt tucked in. You don't have to tuck in for the MOS. That's a fact. Yeah, it's like a shitty golf course Yeah, to put it in a Hank's turn. I'm pretty sure they have to give those shirts back after the night so they can wash them They only get one like your mom being like where's your churse? He right before the game. Yeah, I told you to put it in the Lottery. Yeah, they are sick uniform So I like to I like to enter Miami look. Yeah, they are sick uniforms. So I like to, I like to intermine me look. Yeah. Okay, good.

Who's back? Thank you. My who's back the week is the Houston Oilers. Yeah. The Houston Oilers are back. The Tennessee Titans unveiled their throwback uniforms and you might be saying, wait, Tennessee, they've only had a team for what the last 12 years, 13 years. Uh-huh.

And you'd be right. So the throwbacks are actually the Houston Oilers uniforms, which is very disrespectful to the city of Houston. If I was a Houstonite, Houstonian, I would be so pissed off. You should not be allowed to wear another, if you move your team to different city, you can take those colors, I get that.

But you can never actually put on the Houston oilers. I know. uniform. And they're iconic. You're neither Houston nor Oilers. Yes. And they're iconic. They're great. Will LaVist does look nice in the Jersey though. Ryan Tanniholt does not look tough. Does not look tough in the Jersey. They've worn those before though. Yeah, but it sucks. It sucks. There's nothing about Tennessee that's oily except for the business. Yeah. It's like the jazz, Utah jazz. Little Compton shits. Yeah, very oily.

Very oily. Terran, more fun. Terran's hair. Yeah. Very oily. These uniforms are great. They're great uniforms. I mean, I love them.

Yeah, I just, I love that we finally are getting back to some of these throwbacks. Like the, I think the Eagles are finally doing Kelly Greene, right? I think the box or finally doing Kelly Green, right? I think the box or where in the picture are doing the blue ones too. I heard they're wearing the blue and silver. They're wearing the pat the Patriots on. Oh, you're mean the middle ones?

I think so. Not the pat the Patriots. No, they are wearing the pat the Patriots. But he's talking about the like the 90s. Oh yeah, yeah. That was Scott, the Scott Zolak era. The old jerseys, like the I don't know what it was But something happened in the last 10 years where they've just dulled every jersey and mate because they all kind of look the same

And if you go back even you know the box All these jerseys just popped so much more. They were so unique and cool. They are gonna wear the cream schools Yeah, I know that's gonna be awesome. I want all of it I want all these so that that should be the buck should always wear the cream schools. Yeah, I know that's gonna be awesome. I want all of it. I want all these, that should be, the buck should always wear the cream schools. Eagles should always wear Kelly Green. The Texans should get the oilers. The Seahawks, throwbacks are awesome.

Yeah, the Seawords should wear the counter-boosts every single day. The Colts. Colts tried, they tried. Mm-hmm. Oh, the Falcons should be always wear the Deon Sanders. You have the Colts fans though. We are good They tried said they tried. Yeah, so that's the nicest way to put whatever the fuck those jerseys hang the banner up

We tried to redesign our logo and we failed we failed. We tried but yeah, I love throwbacks of any sort Yeah, I really do I just I feel for Houston on this one because it's just like kicking dirt in their face The only way that the Titans should be allowed to wear these, it's like wear it to my face. They should have to wear those in Houston playing against the Texas. So the Texans get the chance to whoop their ass wearing those jerseys and then reclaim those jerseys. Yeah, it should be a retirement match. Yeah. Yeah. All the way. I do love throwbacks for anything though. It's it's also crazy that we're getting into the throwbacks that I remember vividly people hating when they were real. Like the pistons have worn their late 90s.

The one with the horse on it, the Graham Hill. The Grizzlies, people thought the Grizzlies, jerseys were weird when they first came out the Vancouver Grizzlies. Now you look back and you're like, oh, those actually are sick. Yeah, think about the ugliest styles that are out right now. In 20 years, people are going, kids are going, your kids are going to be wearing those and they're going to think they look awesome.

Yeah, but at least they took chances in these throwbacks. I would love to see the evolution of the jerseys and the logos because it does feel like every jersey became kind of the same because it does feel like every jersey became kind of the same variation of like matte colored and just almost uniform across the board where they all kind of look the same. These ones are just, these throwbacks all are so unique and awesome. You know what it was in the late 90s? The world thought that it was in the future already. Right. We thought, oh, it's the year 2000.

We're basically aliens that have mastered all forms future already. Right. We thought, oh, it's the year 2000, we're basically aliens that have mastered all forms of technology. Yes. We're gonna make these crazy-ass designs like the Piston's logo, like the Wizards when they unveiled that weird angular wizard that looked like, I don't know, like a hologram of a pedophile from Harry Potter.

Those things were at the time like, whoa, this is Space Age's fuck. Look how cool our technology is. And then by the time the, whoa, this is space ages fuck. Look how cool our technology is. And then by the time the mid 2000s rolled around, we're like, our technology is actually way better than it was back then. And those look like dog shit. So we're just going to dial it back. So the the jerseys we have now were byproduct of like the late 2000s, which were a reaction to the jerseys of the late 90s. Right. Maybe it'll swing the other way soon. But right now we're still kind of stuck in that.

Let's be really conservative with our redesigns. Yeah, I want some crazy shit. I want some cool colors. Okay, my who's back, I have two. One is Aaron Rogers who looks great. I don't know if you guys saw, but the... They're jerseys think too. Yeah, they do.

Is his helmet, has his head gotten bigger or did it so like it's well here's the thing he did because this chin is like poking out the bottom of it it looks it looks like it's a target now I'm an Aaron Rogers defender now I flipped but you we also have to remember the man lived in the state of Wisconsin for 20 years and then he moved he's gonna lose a little weight that's just a fact he's gonna lose a little bit of weight so he lost a little bit of weight but I think lost a little bit of weight. But I think he looks great.

People are saying he looks too skinny. I think he looks just perfect. Just the way he is. Because it felt like for a while in Green Bay, his helmet was getting bigger every season. He was probably doing it as like a joke or a troll that only he understood. He's hilarious by the way,

now that I'm looking back. He's like, I'm just, I'm increasing it by a quarter inch every single year until it got the size of basically a NASA helmet. And now it just, it looks like it's a kid's helmet. Yeah. He looks like he, it looks like one of those helmets that you get to eat ice cream out of it,

basking Robbins. He looks fresh and ready to go. He's worried about him, Hank. Yeah. Well, a bad man. Speaking of who's back in our bet, Aaron Rogers, to to Sean Watson You should be worried about him. Oh that five yard Big I did you really watch it though. Yeah, so to Sean Watson at Brown's training camp walk to the sidelines Casually is can be fired an absolute missile into the practice throwing net hit the center target like butter

One of the best five yard throws you'll ever seen your life. It might have been five feet. It was, it was, it was, it was a hard to five yards long. Yeah, the caption making it look easy. Yeah, he said they were trolling. He's, that's funny if they were. I don't think they were.

He did make it look easy. Yeah, he did. He did it look very easy. My other who's back is bunk beds. So I moved in my new house today. My son has a bunk bed and I did not realize bunk bed technology has gotten insane. He has bunk beds with like a legit staircase

on the side of it. Hank, it's fucking crazy. I saw this thing and I got jealous of something that my four year old has that I bought with my own money And I was like fuck you dude. I want this bunk bed look at this shit This is this is exactly this is I found it online look at that it is pretty cool It works up the stairs. I can ask you of course he was just flaunting in my face is walking back. He's like look at me. I can go up and down the stairs right in my face

Stella was going up and down the stairs. was like fuck this it used to be a ladder it used to be like you you basically if one of your friends had bunk beds you were gonna get hurt and like at no point was it gonna be a safe thing because you know you'd wrestle and then you push each other off the bunk bed and all that shit I dare you to jump off yeah right it was a ladder to come attach and hit someone in the head. The thin little ladder, you miss a wrong when you're walking down, when you're getting like when you're a little hazy in the morning,

bunk beds used to be dangerous. Now they just fucking rock and it's a queen bed underneath. That's sick. How's that? And then someone showed me someone, cause I tweeted this and people were replying and they were talking about like what they brought for their kids.

There's bunk beds with slides, legitimate slides. That's, that to me is too far. I won't want it. But I won't want it. It's softening our kids, the future generation. When we were kids, your parents would buy you a bunk bed or a trampoline because they wanted you to get her. Yeah, I just, we actually, we actually were driving

and saw, he saw his first trampoline. He's like, I want that. I was a fucking never. We should actually get it. We should first trampoline like I want that. Yeah, fucking never We should actually get it. We should get a trampoline for the office Yeah, we should he can hurt on that and we can Yeah, so you can sue Sue bar stool, but yeah bunk beds I'm not one of those oh man Back in our day. It was so much harder. This is you know, this is pussy shit I want this bunk bed. I want this bunk bed.

I think I might buy it for myself and just not even put it in my bedroom, maybe like back here. Maybe just put it in the office. Is your bed upstairs in your house? Yeah, so you kind of have a bunk bed. The giant set of stairs goes in there. The school is his dude. He's got everything I want and more.

I kind of want a race car bed. No, thanks. I am sure that, P.S.E. I'm sure. I'm sure that any car bed, I bet you somebody else awesome now. Somebody has an F1 bed. Dude, if I could sleep all night in an F18A Hornet, oh my God, I would be.

I bet you they've made them. I would be so cool. If bunk beds now have stairs, they've definitely made them incredible. Yeah, so yeah, punk pads are back. I had no idea. I guess this is someone replied and said that this has been the way for 15 years now, so because obviously we've we're getting up there and age, so we skipped this whole thing.

So it might have been something we just never knew about until this very moment, but punk pids rock. It does look fun. It does look so fun. It looks so fun. It's just too easy for them to get down though. Like I do fun to me. It looks so fun. It's just too easy for him to get down though. I do kind of want, yeah, we'll see.

All right, maybe I'll just, maybe I'll put like, like Kevin Gowd's through, like put some nails on it or something. That's a lien of that. Yeah. This is like, the nice thing about the bunk bed was your kids

were almost like trapped in bed. So they weren't gonna get up in the middle and then they'd come wake you up. No. Now, not'll come wake you up. No. Now, not anymore. No. Yeah. When he was going to bed tonight, I was laying in the queen bed

underneath him and he did walk down the stairs like five times and thank me for the bunk bed. So at least he's appreciative. But I was also like, go to bed, dude. You're like, this is way too easy for you to be able to, he's kept like, I'm down, he's like, I love my new bed. I love it. It's fucking go to bed. He just kept like coming down. He's like, I love my new pen. I love it. It's fucking go to bed.

So yeah, bunk beds back in a big way. Jake. My whose back is Vanderbilt. Vanderbilt football was picked to win the SEC by five different media members. No, what? Yeah, they all go to SEC. I don't know, but they're going to enter fourth

in terms of first place votes. When we were there for Tyden, you, one of their coaches was like, things are turning around. Yeah. And I bought it. I did buy it. They said, yeah, we're pumping money in the program. Their coach, I think, just signed a long-term deal.

So they're, oh, that's for Hillsong. They did. Word on the street. Word on the street is, Vanderbilt might be embracing the downfield lateral. Yeah, that's word it on the street. These guys probably heard about that. Can I, can I short this stock?

What, what could we do here? I don't know, just five people believe they're going to win the SEC. The SEC or the SEC. Eight. Had them winning the SEC. Eight? Because the SEC is Georgia. It has Georgia, but it doesn't have Alabama and LSU.

So like you could be like, oh, if Georgia has a catastrophic thing happen where they just can't play football, we are marshals. Maybe you could beat Florida. There's also like 500 votes. Yeah, okay, there we go. Because I'm looking at the odds right now. Vanderbilt is plus 50,000 to win the SEC. Georgia's minus 110. That's insane that Georgia is minus 110.

Great. So when the SEC's championship, that's nuts. Fucking, man. Yeah, so Vanderbilt, look out for them because five people think they're going to win it. Also, other who's back, yes, I'm going to plug it. The corn fairy tour. Yeah. Huge week on barcel.tv. We're going to be live Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, from

330 to 630 Eastern to 30 local time. It's here in Chicago. It's gonna be so much fun. The T-Time should be released either today or tomorrow. I'm not sure, but it's gonna be awesome. Do you have any calls prepared? Not yet, no. Can you give a whisper? Yeah. No. So you were too excited with the whisper. I need like a very hushed. You did now as bad as your call was for the Hank winning lottery ball,

which made me want it and the hundredth number, which made me want to be, I know, deaf and have one of your ADA apartments. Yep. The your call for the PLO was awesome. Oh, thank you. Yeah, no, you did a great job. Thank you.

I think it's, I don't like to call as when it's just anything that celebrates Hank. That's fair. It's what makes me upset. That's fair. But I have to be. No, it was an exciting moment. It was an exciting moment. It was a vulnerable moment for me, Hank.

I'm admitting that I have this issue. Am I allowed to go to the work event? Yeah, you guys are all competing. This week, I thought you were trying to get your tour card. Are you gonna play the course just to get a feel for it? I'm like, I'm looking to do that. Hank is gonna be the dude's on the beach doing some practice. Yeah, no, you're gonna, I know you're gonna-

It's a work event, again, like, I don't wanna, I don't wanna run, like, Hank, Hank, no, you're gonna, I know you're gonna. It's a work event, again, like, I don't wanna, I don't wanna, I don't wanna, like, Hey, hey, hey, I fully expect you to find a way to go to the work thing. I fully expect you to find a way to be in this tournament. I don't know how you're not. There's still time. Yeah, there's still time.

Yeah, there's still time. Okay. There's a qualified tomorrow. Seriously? Where's your play? Is it a double? Rappport is up. Really? What are you playing? I'm not the problem. Rav Ford is up. Really?

So he could actually play in this tournament? What do you, like, how good are the guys playing in the qualifier? Probably a lot better than Rav. Why would you play in the qualifier? Why would you play in the winner of this tournament last year over four days, there's 22 under par. OK. Thank you.

Wait, was it broadcast? I don't know. I don't know. I know they go live for the 72nd hole. I was watching that today. Okay, so it's cool to show when they show the upcoming schedule at the end of the off channel open and it had like Barstool's bed ex on block. You gonna be on this one? No, I don't think so. No. If I was on the corn fairy tour, I would cheat so hard. Yeah, I think I would do that. Why not? It's a legit. I know, but if there's no cameras on you for each shot. Right.

We're talking a couple hundred thousand dollars here. It's the guy next to you. Because you keep the score card of the person you're playing with. Yeah, I would still cheat. I would find ways to cheat. There's a lot on the line here. The top 30 guys out of the season get their PGA tour cards. So it's coming down the stretch.

I want you to get your PGA tour card. 500 points for the winner. You should have the stand. You would forget our names so fast. It kind of works with these guys for a while. And I just have you win all mega corp stuff. Hey, I would, if you got sponsored by mega corp, I would be forgiven.

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It was like, man, we need to have Joe Buck back on because for people who don't know, well, no one would know this. We actually were gonna have you on in the football season, and it was gonna be the Monday before the Bengals and Bills played. And we know how that went, so it was good that we didn't have you on here. Remember that? Yeah, yeah. Now, I just actually got back from Tahoe and that celebrity golf tournament thing

and the American Century, which is a blast. I need to say first and foremost, but I had many people in the gallery, at least four percent of the 11 people that followed me. Like you've got it, when are you going back on? When are you going back on? So here we are. And yeah, I do remember that game all too well

and very thankful for the way that things have turned out for Mr. DeMar Hamlin. I've gotten to know him a little bit since then and he is a wonderful young guy and can't believe he's going at it again, but who am I to tell anybody what they can or can't do, so good for him. Yeah, in that moment, it was me and Big Cat talked about it the day after the incident and it felt like America was looking at somebody to be mad about because we were so shocked at what we saw, take place on the field. So we went, everyone went on Twitter and tried to find

who the villain was gonna be. Skip Bayless had some interesting things to say at the time, so we kind of went after him. I thought you did a good job in that situation. It was a very, very tough situation. You're walking a tight rope where you're just reacting honestly to what you saw, but not making any missteps like you handled that as perfectly as you could in such a bad situation. So as much as we like to bust your balls, Joe, I do think you did a good job. That's a clip that please. And then let me, let me get a copy of that.

I do. You're right. The way you said it is you have to not make any missteps. And I think the one thing that, that I'm really proud of everybody that was involved that night was the restraint, the restraint of not speculating, of not guessing, of not there, there was no information. And when there's no information and the red light is on and you know that you're supposed to be saying something, it's, it's a bit unnerving to not have anything to go on other than what everybody else saw. I had no information that people watching on television

didn't have. You see them working on him. You see the ambulance. You see the ambulance leave. We eventually knew where he headed and where he ended up. But other than that, I mean, you just keep repeating yourself and you realize at that moment how small sports are and you know, not to be

corny about it, but the job that those medical people did down on that field was like landing a plane on the Hudson. They were absolutely perfect in front of a full stadium of people and national audience saving somebody's life. And I can't imagine the pressure, but I think the pressure may go out the window when you're just doing your job and you're reacting in the moment. It's no different than I would imagine calling a Super Bowl or playing in a Super Bowl or whatever it might be. Once it's time to go, you go and you don't think about what else is around you.

And you get to the thing that we love, which is when an answer is go, I don't want to speculate, but and then they proceed to speculate after the point. Exactly. It's a nice, yeah. Yeah, yeah. I was aware of what had transpired on the field because they made that kind of player shield around tomorrow.

And I think wisely our cameras all pulled back. So the only thing we could see is what we could see from the booth with our eyes, not because of any cameras. And you could see over the players and then feverishly trying to revive him. And then as my phone is just blowing up with my daughter's texting me, my wife, friends,

friends I haven't heard from and forever, people that are like, you start realizing, oh my God, there are people hanging on every moment of this situation. And again, to know where we are, I mean, even to know where we were four days after that, but now where we are, where he's about to head to camp is pretty remarkable.

It really is. It really is. And I don't want to spend this entire interview sucking your dick, but I do have another moment that I would like to point out on this show. I said, yeah, only on this show. We're gonna suck your dick for a little bit, Joe, okay? All right, take on your pants. The first week, Monday night football, I said this

went while we were taping afterwards, the Broncos playing the Seahawks, and I said your call of that game, the beginning of the game, where you had the sense to let the crowd just speak. I don't think you said a word from the time Russell Wilson walked on the field till after the first play transpired and letting the moment speak for itself. I'm curious, do you think that's something that, you know, 20 years ago you would have had the wherewithal to be like, hey, this is not my moment. This is what the fans want to hear this because I thought it was exceptional with, and that's not just saying because you weren't speaking,

and that's always nice when you're not speaking. True. But do you think that that's something you've learned over time, because I thought it was an unbelievable call by you? Yeah, I think it is. I think that comes with experience, not to act like the old sage on this stuff, because everybody's got their own take

on the way they do things. So I don't know that I always make that right decision. I do remember in 99 at the All-Star Game at Fenway when Ted Williams came out from behind the gate and was being driven around the warning track and took his cap. I guess he was famous for not really tipping his cap and it's the end of his life

and it's the big moment for Ted Williams and multiple generations, some who'd never even maybe heard of Ted Williams and others who may have seen him play are there at Fenway and he sticks his straight arm out with his cap like, I am, I am, I am emphatically tipping my cap to you, the fans, I remember a producer, Mike Weissman telling me in my ear when we had come back from commercial, we're back. And I couldn't talk. I couldn't get anything out. I think that point of thing in my own life and growing up in the game and my dad was

getting on in years and the beauty of this moment and it was I Couldn't choke. I was crying in in and I'm literally why I had tears in my eyes and I was like I have not What am I gonna say that's better than what we're seeing? There's no and all I'm gonna do is cut out the crowd So why would you do that and and I think so there have been times in my career. And that's 20 plus years ago, there are times in my career where you realize, unless you're just ego filled in a moron or insecure, because you feel like if you don't talk, everybody's at home going, oh, God, I know what it what to say. He stinks. And so I think there've

been times where you realize silence is the most powerful tool you have to let the natural sounds come over a television, which I think I've been pretty respectful of over the years with baseball and football, but that was one of those like all this hype of Aikman and Buck are going to ESPN and Who cares, and oh it's gonna change one in F football. No, it's not. It's the same and then the first thing you do is you don't talk Yeah, that's that was kind of the weird thing bouncing through my big brain, but it was incredible. Big head, small brain. It is really like the next level, the transcendent, you know, announcers knowing when to push, knowing when to pull back because hearing the crowd is so great when you're trying to consume a game on TV and feeling like you're there.

And I did in that moment hearing the Seattle fans give it to Russell Wilson was exactly what I wanted to hear. Yeah. And I think sometimes it's not just the loud noises that a crowd makes. I think sometimes crowds can say all they want to say with with silence. You know, I can't tell you how many times a world series would end and you're going, man, if this was just happening at home, you know, it, but you get a road team winning a world series in a four game sweep and then it's just dead silence

But the beauty of that is if you don't talk after you say the you know, fill in the blank the Chicago white socks or world champions Now you can hear the natural sound on those cameras with the microphones that are on the cameras that are going right into the Celebration on the field and you can hear those guys acting like little kids, like they just want a little league world series. That to me is just as powerful as a crowd, either booing or going crazy because of some awesome moment. Yeah. And knowing when to shut up is something

that AI will never take over from a play by play and answer. The robot would never shut up. So I'm that's true. I'm anti AI when it comes to that sort of thing. Good way to take a stand. Me too. Yeah, you mentioned like door. You mentioned Monday night football year two.

Have you how long have you and Scott and Pelt hated each other? That was the dumbest thing. It's so funny. It's just Van Pelt's like the only guy I knew at ESPN before I came there. We'd been at parties together. We'd had fun. We we would text over the years and he would text me stuff during golf. I'd text him stuff that I saw on his show. And so now I always look forward to the after the game, little catch up with Scott because he's funny and smart. And so

whatever he had, I didn't even know where we were. I think we were in Indianapolis maybe, and he asked me a question, then Troy a question, Troy another question, and I said something like being a smart ass like, what am I only getting one question or whatever? And he gave it back to me. And the fact that that became a thing is so funny

to both of us, that we came really close the next week just blowing it up and making it absurd like some awful feud. He I I love Scott so that that whole thing was absolute that I see it on Instagram. Yeah, when it would come through my feed like oh this is this is a war I want to watch. Scott van pelting and Joe but nobody wants to see that. Nobody cares. It's junk. Yeah.

I mean, it's, it's also just what we do on the internet. It's just make any little moment, the biggest moment. I was actually sitting there conflicted because I was like, I love both these guys. What the hell? I took Scott's side. Yeah. You're on Scott's side. Yeah.

Yeah. I mean, if you're a Troy Acman Joe, nobody wants to get your thoughts about football. Yeah. You're on the Scott side. Yeah. I mean, if you're a Troy Acme, Joe, nobody wants to hear your thoughts about football. Yeah, push, come to shove. It's got side. Just, you know, I get it. That was me. That was really my insecurity. You're right.

It's, it's Acme and, you know, he's going to break it down. Most of the time, I honestly feel like I shouldn't even be there. Like I'm willing to wait. It's not, I, I need to get out of the booth five there. Like I'm willing to wait. It's not I need to get out of the booth five minutes earlier. I'm willing to wait. Let Troy further analyze the game. Well, you don't need to hear from me,

but you know, whatever. They it's that stuff's fun to me. And I like it just proves as if Brock Meyer didn't how great of an actor I am. Yeah, you are a great actor. So, so Monday night football, is it way better in terms of lifestyle? I would imagine you get to watch all the games

on Sunday now, you know, you're not, you're not sitting there while the whole slate is going on prepping for a game. Is it, is it that much better? I would imagine. It is. I mean, I like being the standalone game, whether it was Thursday night, which we

were doing at Fox or Monday night. And I miss so much on Sunday when I was getting ready for a late afternoon game or an early afternoon game, because you can't watch all that stuff. And so now, you know, we would get to the city watching a viewing room, the different games that were going on, watch Red Zone, whatever the version of that's gonna be this year coming up, I don't know. But yeah, getting a feel for what's happening in the league on Sunday and then being either the last word

of that previous week on Monday night or the first word on what's to come, the rest of that week is, is fun. It should lead. And I think we'll be better this year. It should lead to more kind of 30,000 foot NFL views about what's happening in the league more than just, Hey, second down and four. Here's another two-yard run. I think there's time in there to actually do some stuff that is a little bit bigger picture. Yeah, yeah. I don't know if you know this, Joe,

but earlier when you said the Chicago White socks are World Series champions, when you say something like that for like a split second in my dumb brain, I believe that the Chicago White socks are now World Series champions. Because it's coming from your voice. and it sounds, it sounds special. Can you just say the Washington commanders have won the Super Bowl just so I can hear that?

The Washington commanders have won the Super Bowl. That's pretty good. Yeah, that's as close as I'll get. Yeah. How about just how about Justin Fields really is an MVP caliber. And with that performance, Justin Fields has solidified himself as the NFL's most valuable player. Oh, I love it. Now can you say, and coming into this game, the big story is obviously the Patriots have fired Bill Bellicide. And coming into this, no, I can't.

I'm coming into this. No, I can't. I want to go back to something you were talking about. The MLB All-Star game. We have, this is what, the first summer that we don't get to hear any Joe Buck in maybe last summer as well. Well, it's my second year out of baseball. It is stunning to me how when you get out of something that's been, it's been in my life as literally as long as I can remember. I grew up in the back of the Cardinals

broadcast booth with my dad doing the games and I did it professionally for 35 years and I did it nationally for 20 plus years to have it be out of my life and watch as a fan, but not get into the weeds on baseball. To see the players come up in the All Star game, this past, you know, whatever it was, two weeks ago, we could go, I was like, oh my God, I don't recognize half of these play. I don't know who any of them are. And I haven't been out that long. It's amazing how when you get off the train, it leaves you and you're standing at the station and

it's gone. And nobody cares. And the game moves on. And you know, that it's a weird lesson to learn that way. But it's the truth. It's passed me by. I'm off the carousel here. But people want you back on baseball. So are you saying that you're not gonna do baseball anymore? Well, I've done interviews where, and I don't know who those people are. They want me back on baseball. And I sure have said I don't know where they were

when I was doing baseball, but now it's the proves the old adage either have to die or retire for people to go, you know, that guy was okay. But I, the national baseball stuff, I don't see how that ever comes around again. Like I said, it just you're going, you're done. It's beyond. I think doing and I got, you know, this got headlines, clickbait, crap in the New York Post. And when I said, you know, maybe someday if I did a handful of games for the Cardinals or if we're living in Denver and the Rocky somebody was on a vacation and they said, hey, well, you come do, it may be fun, but I watch games now and I see umpires just as I'm watching

on television making signals and pointing at their watch and all the stuff with the timing violation. I don't even know, this was my life. And I don't even know what the hell they're signaling with whatever they're doing. So I would have to do a lot of work to get back in the booth and call a baseball game. If somebody said, hey, do two innings, I could do two innings,

but I don't see it anytime soon. Yes, Pifty, go. It's interesting they said two innings because for a fantasy baseball league or punishment is that we're gonna have to get two innings worth of outs against maybe Northwestern baseball team. One of us pitching. Yeah, and the rest of us pitching. Yeah.

And the rest of us in, in, I know I will do that. Yeah, so you might have to, we'll send you the footage and you might have to announce it. Now I'll do that. I feel I, I will ask, I'll beg for permission. When I was a fox, it was like anybody came along and they wanted me to do something. Now I've been at ESPN for so short of time that I wouldn't want some sort of contractual violation to end my time. Well, Scott would do a for us. No questions asked.

Yeah, we'll just get Scott. Yeah, we'll do Scott. Yeah, you're fine. Okay, I think you'd be better for that. Wait, you actually should do a baseball game and just pretend that you like didn't realize all the rules change. And be like, what the fuck is this clock going on? Like, what? Why are they going so fast?

Well, this game's got such a better pay. It's really working in a hurry. Yeah, I think it's fun. Yeah, boy, that bass seems bigger than it used to from up here. What is it? What is an inch bigger? Huh? What a change.

Yeah, I like that. I like that. An inch bigger. You like the big basses too. I love the big basses. It's unbelievable. Like I thought when they, they're gonna make the bases bigger. Like they were gonna be circus bases like clown shoes

or something like these massive things that you could slide into. I, I guess that's a big change. I have a clamoring brain. Yeah. We all wanted a bigger base and then- Need the big base. You can always make the bases bigger too.

You can't make them smaller. That's true. The fans have spoken and they have been given bigger base. Although a tiny bases would be funny. Yes. Super tiny bases like like teacups. I like that idea. First baseman stomping around trying to find it.

The runner is trying to. Yeah, I think there's some value to that. Yeah did you watch the home run derby? I watch some not all. We've been trying to fix the home run derby because it feels maybe it's nostalgia because anything that you grow up watching you kind of want to recapture that moment in your youth when you're watching the same product later and you know they tweak the rules a little bit it's different from when we used to watch it. We think that it used to be better when you could just observe a home run and watch it land and then on to the next one but I agree I feel like the rapid

fire and maybe it's because I'm now old but it's like it's hard to piece together a how many home runs the guys actually got because they're flying over and one hits the wall and you don't know which ball that hit the wall is connected to which swing that I just saw. Like it's bang, bang, bang, bang. So I, yeah, slowing it down or doing some sort of change where you get X number of pitches so you can actually follow the ball and know how many home runs the guy hit. That seems like a better use.

And it wouldn't wear these guys out as much as just how many can you hit in three minutes. These guys are just dragging by the end of that thing. Yeah. Yeah. Have you figured out which team you're going to hate this year in the NFL? Yeah. Have you figured out which team you're gonna hate this year in the NFL? Is it like every year? Yeah, does it change? Are you like, I'm feeling like this year? Yeah, I usually, I work my way through the divisions

and I start East because we all travel West. So I've already gotten all those. Okay. I add the South in there. So I'll go West. Yeah, I think, well, we don't have an Atlanta game. Okay. Mm-hmm. So let's throw them on there. That seems like piling on though. Haven't they, yeah, it was enough.

Haven't they suffered enough? Have you thought about like, zagging on everyone and being like, Patrick Holmes isn't that good? No. No. Some people call him check down patty. Check down patty is the distance of air yards traveled for every touchdown they threw last year.

Career law. I think you could do it because he's checking it down. He just wins and they win the Super Bowl. Yeah, quarterbacks of the new running backs. They could have won last four somehow, but yeah, okay. Find a new one. He's the one guy you could four somehow, but yeah. Okay, I'm doing. He's the one guy you could do it for because everyone would be like, he's obviously doing a bit

because he's that good. So he's like, yeah, that wasn't that impressive. Now that's true. And I feel like Patrick, who might be the nicest superstar athlete of anybody I've ever met might handle it okay. I think some guys might get a little ticked off or perturbed, but not him. Has that happened to you before? Has any player ever been like, hey, you're too hard on me? Let's say the, there's a certain family in the NFL. We've had multiple generations and multiple

We've had multiple generations and multiple family multiple players in the same Position in the same generation that that might have thought I was too harsh on a member of the family the grisey's really the grisey's He was all about Brian Madness is the boasts or maybe the longs probably Chris longs a dick, he probably hates you. Oh God. What a bad guy. Now see that, that'll be like, I don't know.

That's the scary thing about doing podcast is when you get the, now it's like ding, okay, Joe Buck doesn't like Chris long. Joe Buck loves Chris long. So you feel like it's the van pelp thing. You mess around and you have fun with somebody. But yeah, the Manning family does not always thought that I and we were too harsh on you.

Well, this podcast gets a different treatment where even if someone says something serious or like, oh, they're fucking around, they wouldn't actually be serious ever. So you can say that. So I headline that Greg Olson is worried about drawing quote unquote, penises.

Yeah, yeah, penises. But you don't have to say penis. You can say penis. You don't have to worry about drawing penises. They don't give you the ability to do that. Yeah, right? Don't. Be a verbal.

Be a verbal dong. Wait, so Eli, wait, Eli Manning, they actually were like, hey, you're too hard on the Manning or just Eli. Yeah, I mentioned this one. I was a guest on the Manning, they actually were like, hey, you're too hard on the manage or just Ely. Yeah, I mentioned this when I was a guest on the Manning cast. And I said, it's gonna be my objective, Ely, to make you like me before I hang up this Zoom call on the Manning cast.

We're all good now, and I'm good with Peyton, but back in the day, I remember watching, I got home from a Sunday game and I turned it on and Kastis was interviewing Peyton Manning. And I think the question was, you know, what's it like with a younger brother in the NFL? And Peyton said, you know, well, it's not, it's not, it's not fun here in Joe Bucks say something harsh about your brother Eli is like, man, that doesn't feel like that was to coincidental.

But time goes on. And I think for those guys, and Peyton's been become a really good friend and Eli I think can tolerate me to a certain degree, maybe not all the way. But I actually made it a point not to go too deep into this, because it's not really that interesting. But back when the Super Bowl was, I think, last in New Orleans, it was the Ravens 49er Super Bowl. The Pat Summer All Award was going to the mannings. And I think it was going to

Archie Manning, but maybe all the mannings. And I was there in the city because I was stocking my now wife at the time trying to make her love me. I went and made it a point at the hotel when they were honoring Archie and Peyton and Eli. I went to the event and I went to Olivia Manning and I said, Archie's wife. I said, look, I have the sense or I've heard that you think I'm unfair and I just want you to know, it's never personal and I'm a parent myself and I would be the same damn way.

If I thought anybody was picking on my kid and I just want you to know that's not how I feel, I'm sorry that you feel that way. And then it was like the pressure and the tension was over and it was hugs and everything was good. Do you remember what it was you said that first drew their attention? Like, you just got to start a thing.

I mean, there have been times where I've died. Ah, that might have been a little bit too far, not with Eli, but with other athletes that I've covered over the years. Sometimes it was more kind of local baseball stuff. I remember being with my dad one time in Nilt Thompson, was a cardinal outfielder, and he made a throw from left field and my dad

said, and I was sitting next to him when he said it on the air. He said, well, if you're not going to throw a runner out from left field from that close in, you're never going to throw out a runner. And the next day, Milton kind of let my dad have it. And that, you know, you realize that these are people and they have feelings and it's a good reminder every once in a while to just kind of check yourself because, you know, I would probably react the exact same way. Yeah, yeah. I am looking forward to money at football.

I don't know if you get excited like we do, but just looking through the schedule and thinking about where I'm going to be on that date on that Monday, I'm going to be on my couch watching you on TV. I get excited. I get excited about that. Do you have any games that are circled on the calendar this year where you're already like, man, I can't wait to be there? I mean, the way we start is pretty crazy to think that we've got Aaron Rogers debut in New York 9-11 jets hosting the bills and potentially DeMar Hamlin's return and Josh Allen. And there are so many storylines

in that game. At some point, you know, you got to cover the game, but you could go in. I mean, you could fill three hours with the different storylines that are happening. And then we've got the Super Bowl rematch of Kansas City, Philly Week 11 in November. So I think those are the two that stand out, but there are a lot of really good games. I'm interested to see how good Green Bay is. I think that's the one, like the Jordan Love story

is something that I can't wait to watch unfold because I was there for his start at Kansas City, and that didn't go well. And then I was watching on, I guess it was a Sunday night when he came in and played really well in mop up duty. And I think it's such an unknown, but they seem to be so in his corner in such believers that I want to see it play out. I want to see the passing of the torch to the next guy in Green Bay. And, you know, I'm hopeful that he's the guy. Yeah, he's going to stink. So, I got to warn you, Joe.

I'm moving into Newhouse soon and I have a bigger TV. So I am going to make the greatest big head Joe buck pictures. I've ever made when I got your coffee. I tried. I realize it's a pixel thing as much as it's anything because I tried to take. I've tried to put my phone camera above the label on the coffee of your head. And it just doesn't work. So wait, let me see. I got you. I'm gonna get you great this year. Nope, you're already made a mistake. I can already see what you've made a mistake on. How?

Are you going sideways? No. And the zoom out, the sideways and zoom out is the way you get it. Yeah, there you go. It's good. the sideways and zoom out is the way you get it. Yeah, there you go. Good. Hold on, I'll get closer. Yeah, would you please?

Thank you. This is really compelling podcast. I'll do play by play. And big cats getting into the camera right now. Joe Bok's got his iPhone out. Horsanly, the zoom out feature is locked on. Joe's weird, skinny, wrinkly fingers just took a picture of Big Cat. And it's going to turn out real well, I think. Uh, one word for you there, Big Cat Botox. Oh, I know. I think you may want to tighten that up up front. It's, uh, you got a nice tango going. If you spend some time out of doors lately or is

that spray? It's a little tan. No, it's mostly with three kids. Now I take two of them out all day to try to try to just get the clock going. You know, what do you do with the other one? The other one stays home with mom and then I just go to the playground and everything. Just try to run the clock. You know, it's, it's just trying to get to get to bedtime every day. Do they know you're you on the playground? Do you have the other dads coming up to you the way I have dads coming up to me when they go? Oh, are you here with your grandsons?

I'm like, no, these are my children. Yeah. Do they want to get your hot take on some piece of sports information? No, it's my son thinks that I have like a million friends, which is pretty cool, but he every person who comes up to me, he's like, thinks that I have like a million friends, which is pretty cool, but he every every person who comes up to me, he's like, Oh, is that your friend from work? Is that your friend from work? I'm like, Yeah, kind of, kind of. And then he'll

eventually grow up and be like, Wait, that's what you do. So at least you have a better chance with your kids. Well, my Blake, one of my twins always goes daddy wide and he might be a Blake of the year. We have a blink of the year every year. So we might have to get him into the competition. Please do. He's willing to accept awards. He just says, daddy, why did that man want to take a picture with you?

And so I've just spread it around. Your dad's a heavyweight champ of the world. Yeah, that's exactly right. That is one of the greatest boxers of all time. Yeah, and just different things. That is one of the greatest boxers of all time. Yeah. And just different things. I just won the Super Bowl. You got a little time. I got a little time before he didn't even know

as I'm full of shit. Yeah, but I do. I do probably need Botox. I'm just so scared of any surgery because of your cautionary tail. So I don't, you know, the only time I have had Botox, by the way, was in the back of my head to relieve migraines.

I just, any surgery on my head. Oh, sure, buddy. Sure, that's like the no job because you can't breathe right? Yeah, okay. Okay. Okay. All the things I've admitted to having 10 hair transplants. Are you think I'm scared of admitting if I had Botox? Well, you have I have not I'm scared of admitting if I had Botox. Well, you have. I have not. In the back of your head. In the back of my head for my brains, but nobody's taking shots in the back of my head.

Joe, who's looking at you? Who's looking at the back of your head? What the hell, Joe? Trying to make you look real nice. Well done. Well done. Hey, Joe, I don't have any kids, but do you want to ask me any questions

about raising children? Yeah, just general sweeps of like what your philosophy is gonna be. When I was just doing my Joe Buck impression on Monday night football. Yeah, I know, but I want to actually ask you a question. What's my general philosophy? Well, is that live and let live? I guess the kids kind of raised themselves these days. How hard could it be? It's like I raise a dog. Yeah, and I'm about to get another dog. So essentially I've had two children plus a fake kid

Right. I use for a cloud. So um, yes, not how hard could it be you guys you guys bitch and moan a lot about raising kids and honestly What you keep them fed? They'll figure out where the bathroom is eventually on their own, right? That's not kind of exactly how we did potty training in my house but yeah. Are you out of the nighttime pull-ups yet? No, we come on. I got I'm in the shit. I'm in the shit. I got four four two year old two year old and a newborn. I'm in the shit. But you personally are out of the nighttime pull-ups. No, I'm not either good. I wear diapers at all times Have you ever thought about getting dived up while you call a game? Oh, I should have I mean I've told many stories about peeing in trash cans while I call touchdowns and sprinting to the bathroom

I should just let it I just should let it go. Yeah, yeah, because Troy, Troy's a famous, you've told us this before, Troy Farts a lot in the, in the booth, right? Oh, I have, I have, I told you that. Yeah, I think you said that. Am I supposed to nod? Uh-huh. Yes. Yes. Good point. Yes. I remember that time. I told you that. But that's happened. Well, I mean, yeah, I, I would assume it's happened. And, and here's the thing. I mean, we've got at least one, two, we've got six people up in front of that booth. Yeah. So there's strength in numbers. I mean, it's not like anybody's claiming anything.

Yeah, you can just point to, you know, you would have. So my stat guy, Ed Sveta, is like, yeah, that was me. Yeah, you know, where she pointed the fatdest guy in the room. You know, you must've farted. I get it all the time. You've been working with Troy so long, you could probably tell a Troy.

Yeah. Like that's a choice brand. Yeah, that's fair. Yeah. Do you guys, have you golf, are you golfing? Are you a golfer? You just went out to the Tahoe, right? Yes, I fancy myself a golfer.

So how are you playing these days? I didn't play that great. I didn't play awful. I finished like right in the middle of the pack. I mean, I was a I was a plus plus 19, which it's a point thing. So there are players and coaches and actors and people that were well behind me. So I feel good about that, but I can't put. We're coming out next year. We've already decided. We're going to do that trip because it looks like the, the funnest event.

It is great. I mean, it's great for you guys to you, you'll, you'll, you'll be the bells of the ball. You will show up on that driving range and you will have your pick of the litter of, you know, a miles teller come on over. Hey, you know, Aaron Rogers, you'll, you'll get him over there somehow. Yeah. Yeah. And we'll just forget that we know you. Yeah. I know. I know. Watching stuff curry, we kind of agree with the take that he might be a better golfer than a basketball player. It's so maddening that somebody's that good at all that different stuff. And I tip my cap,

I mean, not to be serious on a show that begs me not to be, but to have that many people follow you around playing while you play golf, which is not your main gig. And to play that well and make pots and make an eagle on 18 to win the thing, I, you know, that's impressive to me. I could never do it. I would, I would have not, I would have choked.

Yeah. Do you want to get back in the golf calling game? Because you, I mean, yes, no, because I don't want to give you guys more to rip me about. No, you did a good job, except for the Brooks thing. Yeah. Yeah, that was bad.

That was bad. That was bad. No, you actually did a bad job. I mean, it was my fault. You did a bad job. You did a bad job. No, that I'm thinking about it. Yeah, I did. And it was my bad job. You did a bad job. Now that I'm thinking about it. Yeah, I did. And it was, I almost had a nervous breakdown that day in the car. And

the way we just done like, I don't know how long our golf coverage was, it felt like 25 hours a day straight. And we've just done four days of that. And it was going pretty well. And then hey, there's whatever name I said of the card I got, all information about Brooks's, I guess, at that time, ex-girlfriend, and then Brad Faxon corrects me and we walk off, and my daughter was with me, Trudy, and I think she was legitimately concerned for my well-being. I was in the back of the car.

I'm getting into texting fights with people that are making fun in a nice way. Hey, by the way, just so you know, my wife and I are still together. And I lost a few friends on that car ride from Aaron Hills to the airport. And I thought my daughter thought I was having like a nervous breakdown.

You know what you need to do? And we will provide you this coverage and service going forward. If you have any of these situations you need to text us and then we will just release a statement and be like, Joe is joking. And then just we'll take, we'll take the narrative for you and be like, you guys are so stupid. You didn't realize he was joking. Please do, because I pay a lot of money to people to theoretically do that.

But it's having the insurance that you never cash in yet. I mean, ever since I've had them, I haven't had one of those moments yet, but I'm sure I will. And I'll call you instead of them. Yeah, we're like the mafia. When it comes to the internet, we will protect you. You'll scrub it. You're the the least driver. We'll make sure, yeah, we'll make sure everything's good. And we also will probably start a couple rumors that we'll

then put out so you, you, we can show our services. So we got this. I like it. I like, I can't wait until when, when does the New York Post headline hit that Eli Manning didn't like Joe Buck 10 30 10 30 a.m. 10 30 a.m. tomorrow. Yeah, where will the day this show comes out? Which is when just give me a give me a poll park so I know when they're going to clip that be and not do the other part where time is healed all wounds and everybody likes each other and gets along now. I think it should be Monday and it's going to be something like on on podcast where host sucked Joe Bucks dick. He's still bashed Eli Manning. I didn't bash him. I said he didn't like

me. I don't know how I bashed him. No, he's thinking about Eli Manning while we're blowing you. Yeah, thinking about Eli Manning while we're blowing you. Yeah, that's how it's going up right now. You got him. Look at that. I've never seen a laugh like that. Oh, good. So good. So good.

Joe, can I just give you something to be on the lookout for next football season? So we've been on this beat the last two and a half years. If a player has a baby during the week, if they become a baby during the week, if they become a dad during the week, if they're an offensive skill position player, they always get a touchdown.

If it's a backup tight end, if it's like a number three wide receiver, just know that going in the money at football. If they become a father that week, they're getting a fucking touchdown. Okay. Can I go with that in the open? Obviously, you seem very adamant about this.

So I feel like you've been either rewarded or burned by this theory before. No, we've been studying it. We think that it has something to do with the fact that if you have a kid, your co-workers are usually pretty happy for you. And there'll be, you know, subconscious or a small way that it sneaks into the game plan that they want to get you the ball. That's so beautiful. Yeah. That's an happy place. That's beautiful. I will pay attention to that. That means that I'm going to have to do a better job unlike the days when I was following the dating life of Brooks Kebka to know what everybody else has going on every week. Yeah. Joe, I got one last question for you.

It's a rowback question, r-o-b-a-c-k-k.com. Use promo code take 20% off your first purchase, Q-zips, polo's hoodies, joggers, shorts, all great golf gear, rowback.com. promo code take, I wear it, I don't golf and I wear it all the time. We're in the joggers right now. What's the definition of a jogger? It's pants that are tied around the ankle. Like sweat pants style.

It's tied around the ankle. It's nicer sweat pants. Do you jog? No. God no, where do you see me? Okay. I just like to know what part of a live read I was just involved in.

I can't find the way. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, you could have brought your own ad to this show. I saw this the last question. Your podcast is now gonna be a TV show. Is it not animated short maybe? Well, we hope we've sold it to Fox for an animated TV show

in the along the lines of a family guy type show. Yeah, so Oliver Hudson and I have, have we've struck gold if they pick up the pilot. We'll see. I love a scab. No, we did this prior to. There's nothing to be done now. We're just sitting here and it's animation.

That is the dream is to sell a show to a network and then there's a strike and so you never have to make it. You're just like, there's not been one dime paid. That's the part, I don't understand. I defer to Oliver for the workings and how this whole thing, I don't really get it because they're like, hey, we sold it.

I'm like, well, what do we get? Well, nothing unless they pick it up. Like, well, then we didn't sell anything. So that's how that works as you guys know. Well, congrats on getting it sold. My last last question is how much we, so we haven't talked to you in a long time. It was great to have you back on.

You are one of our favorite guests. Yeah. We do love that you're part of, part might take history in our first interview with you and you being so welcoming to coming on. But would you say now do you regret having this relationship with us? How this interview's gone? No. Okay, good. No, I think this is good for the average person who listens to this podcast. This is a podcast, right? This is a podcast, yeah.

We actually haven't been recording any of this. Okay, good. To see the side of me that I get to display, I get to open my kimono as they say. I get to throw it all out there for the world to see, to go, oh, the guy who said that's disgusting about the Randy Moss touchdown celebration. Well, here's the other side.

So yeah. Yeah, well, if you're the New York Post listening to this, the big headline, the big takeaway is, actually forgive the pun headline, but Joe Buck got Botox in the back of his skull. Yeah, for migraines. For migraines. That's the most interesting thing that we've learned today. It was just for migraines.

The most interesting thing then, then I want this last 43, 30 back in my life. That's it. I'll just text you random shit like that and you can just say it and we don't have to spend this time together. Yeah, that's true, but we're now, we're now Joe Buck protectors. So you just let us know when we need our services, we're going to go hunting on the internet. We got you. I love those signs behind you. I love the fact that you can make fun of the signs. I've had those signs in my house. Every beach house has one.

My, I think my favorite one is, I just baked you some shut the fuck up cakes Holding a tray of cupcakes that are shut the fuck up. I like the one that says one tequila two tequila three tequila four Yeah, I May or may not have just spent about three hundred fifty dollars at home goods and I've got a big shipment coming in Yeah, my other car is a Porsche. I like that one. Yeah, it's a nice flex. Get it.

Yeah. Alexa, do the dishes. What a backer. What an effort. Yeah. The laundry is looking at me dirty again, Joe. That's so true. Oh, all right, well, Joe, thank you as always.

You are the best. We are so excited for football season. Da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da. It's the best. It's Monday night footballs our favorite. It is. Wait till you hear who's doing our new theme song. Ooh, you're gonna like it.

Okay. Imagine Dragons. Imagine Dragons are gonna just crank it out. Yeah. Okay. All right, well, Joe, thanks as always, man. We really appreciate it. All right, guys. Good to be with you. Hand over your man, card. Joe Buck was brought to you by the Barstool Sports Book. Download, sign up for the Barstool Sports Book today. Terms apply, you must be 21 or over. Gampling problem called 1-800-Gambleer, the Fleetwood Mac hit. That's right. Tommy Fleetwood tried his very best to choke it away at the end. What do you have a triple on 17? I think he had a six. He had a six on 17. If you were watching that, I would have been. I was

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Well, red things was such a hit. Red things wasn't hit. Hank, did you get any feedback on whether or not hot sauce was red? Yeah, overwhelming amount of responses saying hot sauce is orange. That's cap, cap, cap. Here it is.

Sideway cap. Cap. Yeah. Live look at Hank's order statement. Yeah, it's red. You know it's red. Overwhelming majority. You're such a fucking liar.

Overwhelming majority of ones that I read. Okay, all right, that's fair. All right, that's not cap. Okay. Like, how much more blue things do you cap it for real? Here we go. Boys. What is that bracelet?

What is that a hair tie? It has a fucking hair tie. I was like, is that a hair tie? Yes, a fucking hair tie. I was like, any more questions? I'm gonna break this. All right, Billy and Jake are up first. This is podcasting.

Then you guys, yes, then us, third. Wrap around. My cap detectors off the charts. Okay. Well, big first pick. You guys ready? Huge. I wonder what they're gonna take. Wrap around my cap detectors off the charts. Okay. Well Big first pick you guys ready huge. I wonder what they're gonna take. Oh, no, okay, here we go Core's like blue mountain

Is the second time you guys drafted the chords like blue mountains? Not true. Do you guys admit that that was the worst pick ever? No because the logo Okay, but yes like when you when it becomes a talking point. Yes, but like oh you think we solid your pick When people think of course I think I'm the silver bullet and blue mount I didn't know that was the killer when Hank was like if it's of course like was a football uniform be silver or blue Yeah, I mean It's factually correct. That's all that matters. Jake Font. Jake did Loki just say that the only reason the pick was bad was because we trashed him.

Yeah. We saw that because we became a talking point. We became a talking point. No, if it becomes a talking point. Yeah. If you get into the conversation, yes, the first thing you think of of course, is blue. Yes.

But if you look at the core's light, logo it is. Yeah. Well, you've redeemed yourselves. Yes. This is a great one. One good job. We're often running. Hank and Max. Uh, I forgot we're going to. I am going to go. I mean, this is easy number two. I, we sorry. Max and I. Oh, Max. This is bad. Max and I oh Max. This is bad Max and I are gonna go skip cap cap and takes the ball Yeah, you haven't really have you had any picks recently. Yeah, captain. Yeah, I mean we discussed before We don't have to go Max you back should we go with one should we go three should we go? Yeah, yeah, let's go with the third one for sure I want you to go with the fifth one. We're gonna go okay you guys are not the balls blues brothers

Okay, that's good pick that wasn't our first pick, but you won five you'll get Why don't you go with the fifth one we're gonna go okay you guys not the balls blues brothers. Oh, okay That's good pick that wasn't our first pick but you won five you'll get Good pick I like it good pick all right our one one is still there Whatever what that's fine. Let's good pick. Yeah, thank you blues brothers class. It's timely. Yeah, relatable All right our one one is gonna be Carolina blue. Fuzzy.

That was our next. That was our next, actually wasn't gonna be. It is the best, it is the best blue. The best pants tone of all time. It literally pay to only be the only school that has that. Yeah, it is sweet. It is the best. The absolute best.

Pia T, I think we should go two or three. Yeah, let's go with number two. Yeah, okay. Go for it. Easy one, the ocean. Fuck. Yeah, let's go with number two. Yeah, okay. Let's go number two. Go for it. Easy one, the ocean. Yeah. So is the ocean.

Is the ocean. Oh, I don't do that. You know it's fucking blue. Is blue. You ever get a grip in a billy? Wait, so do you, if you scoop up ocean water and put in a clear cup? Is it this sky?

Can you just say that? It's gonna be a pick. I'm just asking questions. When you look at the ocean, what color is it? Well, that's the bottom. That's the reflection of the sky. Yes. So, no, wait, are you saying the ocean's blue because it's reflecting the sky?

That is actually why the ocean is blue, because it's light. Yeah, because it's reflecting off the sky. No, the Caribbean is blue because of the sky. It's still blue even when there's clouds. Fact. No. Yeah. Yeah.

No. The ocean is blue. Yeah. No. Billy, real quick, if you're drawing an ocean, what color crayon you've taken out? Yeah, but like in and it's like, is water. It's the question.

Billy, answer the question. I'll answer your question before, but you have to answer mine first. Uh, sometimes if it depends on if it's like brackish, if what type of in-little. Your teacher's much, the ocean is blue, but why'd they pick green for land?

You have a grass? Yeah, yeah. I mean, when you look at the earth, we look at the earth from outer space. All right, some question. What is it, the pale blue dot? Yeah, built, yeah. So yeah, if you're looking down from, yeah, from the moon,

what color is the ocean? That's not a reflection of the sky. No, it is a reflection of the sky. No, it's because the ocean is no lighter. It does not. The light refracts off the water. No, either way the ocean is blue, whatever the ocean is. Yeah, I'm not debating this. It's a font pick. It's either way the ocean's blue. Either way, the ocean's blue. I'm not debating this.

Yeah, it's a fine pick. It's like his water wet. I don't know if you're right or wrong. I just know the ocean's blue. Yes. Yeah, I mean, we lost the draft because we picked the five first. That's fine. We'll go with I full 65 on blue.

Okay, good pick. We had that on a list too. That's a great one. What is that? I'm gonna say five, but I also have no idea what that is. Okay, good pick. We had that on a list too. That's a great one. WDWD. I have no idea what that is. It's a song. I'm blue, I'm blue, I'm blue, I'm blue, I'm blue, I'm blue. That's the name of the song.

I'm blue. I'm blue. I'm blue. If I was green, I would die. Yeah. I'm blue, I'm blue. I have no idea what song it is. I have a blue house in blue.

Get some fucking culture, Billy. Let's go with the color. Yes, yes, yes, for this. Not obvious, huh? Oh, yeah, yeah. Let's rip it. All right, rip it. Two picks.

Any ropes? Nope. I feel confident about these. These are both very good picks. I'm excited. Boys, your state's football field. Okay, good pick. I didn't think of that, but that's a good pick.

Yeah, good pick. That's actually blue. Yeah, that is blue. No, that's the sky. Billy, did you know that sometimes geese like try to land on the field? Did you know that? And sometimes they die when they try to land on the field?

Cause they think it's water. Yeah. And what color and what color and what color would that water be, Billy? Gotcha. Gotcha ass. Blue. Gotcha ass.

Cause they thought it was reflecting the sun. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. So I'm glad I made a good pick. We thought it was reflecting the sun. Okay. Yeah, so I'm God, I made a good pick. We made a good pick. Yeah, it's such a good top. Good Top. Good, like shit. Shake. Good pick. Get out of your own head. You're good. That was a good one. We did. We did. The next one. Oh my god. Jay, we actually had that all the way and then we were there. We can't pick this much. I can't believe plug god Jake.

Yeah, it's insane. The lightning storm. It is insane. No one. insane a lightning storm it is insane yeah the thing is like no one no that your question you should lose your pick yeah you should lose your pen the charges yes it's just a redacted and I was like can't do it I put I put you the the Yes, yes, we should just go We have bleep what he said and then go and then air He does He does

Jake what a what a mistake No No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, are pointing towards us. Well, anyone on the office like no, yeah, no you're fired Yeah, you're probably fired. It's fine. Fuck pack your bags. Whoa Jake with an f bomb. You said rolling What the hell you're actually fired? Double fired. That makes me really hired though congrats What's your pick? Oh, what's your pick? Jake just dropped the f I can't believe Jake just dropped the left bomb. That was really mad at himself. No, that was their second pick.

No, they get it up. No, their second pick was Boise and Redacted. Redacted. No, that's fine. They need another. They need another. Go ahead and get another pick. Go ahead.

We're dented on the graph. It could be electric. Yeah, it would be so good. And people would just guess what it is. It would be so fun. Which one? I'm thinking redacted. Redacted. This one. No, that's.

It's got to. It's got to. Stupid. I can't believe the Jake did that. They should at least have to pick. Their next pick should be last. Oh, they should. They should at least have to put their next pick should be last. Oh, they should. They should lose the last two. Yeah, you lose your spot. Last two, you get the last two. Yeah, you get the last two. That's right. Max and Hank.

No, it's hilarious. We don't have a lot left. Blue Raspberry flavor to anything. Okay. Okay. Is there such a thing as a blue raspberry? No. Yes. Not actually in science.

In stores. Yes. Yes. But it doesn't actually exist in stores though. Yeah. Yeah. No, I agree with you, but like, blue raspberries aren't an actual fruit. You ever know, maybe in the Amazon or something? No, I'm pretty you, but like blue raspberries aren't an actual fruit.

You ever know maybe in the Amazon or something? No, I'm pretty sure they know. It's like white cherry. No, it's definitely not But it is like the best flavor of every kid. It is everyone wants the blue raspberry like jolly rancher. Yeah, we had blue raspberry jolly ranch on our list Okay, our Penultimate pick you like that shake? Yes Chargers powder blue uniforms. Good pick. Chain, you know, nice pick. You know, great fucking uniform. They're so good that even though the team sucks ass.

Yeah. And probably always will. The jerseys make you think that they're good every year. When they break it out, they're just so fast. Oh, oh, what do you got? You doing something? I'll let Max and that's a great, it's a great pick. of our list. We we didn't have much and just texted at the wire. Yeah, we're scrambling Well, it's our pick. Oh, okay

Thank God we're gonna go Damn it. Hey you guys can go ahead. That's all right. Go ahead Okay, so we're gonna take the blues the blues the genre of music the blues the best without blues There'll be no rock and roll that's a fact. That's a stone cold cold fact It is kind of a Repeat of the blues brothers. No, that would be that's a movie and also people are gonna think you're talking about the team So that doesn't matter. That's fine. No, no the blue music music genre. Big. I does love the blues I'd be blue. Yeah, I love the st. Louis blues. No fuck you big big fan. You said the blues

Yeah music genre idiot BB King Robert Johnson like hockey. Oh my god The blues okay, go ahead with your genius last pick music Ja'hallen Wolf Bow did Lee last day we go on and on and on? Kenny Wayne Shepard. Elvis. Stevie Ravon. No need listening, no's any of these people. That's disrespectful to our audience.

Yeah, that is. Okay, very disrespectful. And Stevie Ravon died in a fucking helicopter crash. Yeah, he piece of shit. Got any Kobe jokes, Max? Yeah. Oh, what about the one you were told was before we started recording?

I'm not clever enough for Kobe jokes. jokes Max. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, what about the one you were told us before we started recording? I'm not clever enough for Kobe jokes. Oh, well, the one you told us is pretty damn good and really hurtful. We could go all night with you, Max. Can I go? Yeah, go ahead and make a big yeah. Uh, shout out Dallas. Got it. Bluetooth. Okay, Bluetooth. Nice. Okay. Everyone in this room uses Bluetooth every single day. Probably one of the greatest inventions in modern NARA. Nih. It's all right. Nih. It's a great pick. Great pick.

Great pick. In 10 years, nobody's gonna use Bluetooth. That's a fact. We're gonna be next on. It's gonna be, what is it? Like what? When was the last time you used to move? Green to.

Green to. Blue song, PST. Earlier this morning actually. Yeah, actually when we were driving, we had the blue song on the call. You were listening to it. And you liked it. You were fucking singing along, tapping your fucking feet. Yeah. I listen to blues all the time. Little wing. I wake up to little wing almost every morning. I wake up to little wing. If you don't respect the blues, you don't like music. It's literally the foundation piece of all music. Yep. That's

a fact. Okay. Wait, there's a little. There's a last two picks. What? Go ahead. Little Wing is in a blues song. Little Wing is definitely a blues song. Jimmy Hendrix? Yeah. You don't know what the blues are.

Jimmy Hendrix played a fuckload of blues. Every one of your favorite rock bands has like a bassist in blues. Yeah. I know. I'm down with blues. Okay. All right. We're gonna go with blue jeans. Oh, it's good pick. Probably the most American thing ever. Yeah. That's actually a great fourth-round pick. Yeah. Third round. Third round. Oh yeah, because you're third-round.

There's a bit of a bugsy jeans. Mugssy jeans. He's back. We love Mugssy. He's back. Okay. Yeah. All right. No, they're actually such an advanced. They're just they embody the American spirit. All the buttons on them and stuff. Really built different. Yeah. Yeah. It's like it's pretty awesome. It is. Okay. Totally revolutionary. Okay. Go ahead. I think it's the good one. Last pick. No, I think that one's kind of kind of what? There's better picks out there. What were you gonna say to Billy? It's kind of what? What are yours?

Go rogue. Jake doesn't believe in you, Billy. Jake doesn't believe in you. He thinks you're an imbecile. But you can show him that you're a smart boy. Stand up for yourself, Billy go rogue Come on, you know what give the audience what they want Billy come on Billy go rogue Fuck this Jake's trying to put you in a box. No one puts you in a box

You know that you can connect to the AWS Billy Billy there young just like you Come on Billy. There's a lot of that air he doesn't have no Nice to it. No, we got to do it. He wants to pick you can you have two picks? We'll decide which one's better Yeah, yeah, blue crystal math from breaking bad. Okay, not bad Jake. What was yours? I was gonna say Sonic the Hedgehog. Oh I think Sonic might win that one who doesn't love Sonic. He's so fast. Yeah Yeah, he's so fast rolls down those hills. All right. I think Sonic should be your last one Sonic the Hedgehog. Yes. What about blues clues? That could have counted too. Yeah, so unfortunately I have a lot. I didn't want to I didn't want to

self-pander But still blue so blue coffee would have been good. I didn't want to do that. You know that I have integrity for the game We had we had we had We had actually done that. Yeah, he cared he would never cared. You almost picked Starbucks, bro Yeah, we had, Jake should have done that. Yeah. If he cared. He would never say. He almost picked Starbucks, bro. Yeah. He probably did. He probably wanted to.

He's like, well, if you're a little color blind, the green kind of looks like blue. Blue, a blue freeze pop, blue airheads. Yeah. Any blue candy. Yeah. Blueberries. Yeah, because they're all blue raspberry flavored.

Do you guys ever do this thing with the airheads? We shake them on the strength. Yeah. Hank, I'm surprised you didn't pick this one. Blue whale. Your whale guy. Yeah. The sky.

The sky. The sky actually take the sky, but that was kind of the ocean thing. Yeah, but it's actually a reflection of the sea. I want to pick waterfalls, but I feel like that also is. Another one that you guys would have said is too dated, but Frank Sinatra's eyes old blue eyes We had just picked blue eyes mm-hmm not even That would have played but a little bit

So I texted that the Hank and then he was like, uh problem mad. You would have walked into me and PFT's trap Yeah, but Frank Sinatra's eyes now is for teeth. I was just throwing PFC and alley You know, I wasn't trying to give them there was a moment where PFC I was just sitting on the couch looking up dudes eyes. We're like Bradley Cooper Yeah, California junior Frank Sinatra. I want to take out of junior's eyes But gets like that might be a little niche. Yeah, but he does have incredible great blue eyes Credible eyes anything else Blue man group blue man. Grods frauds. What why there's a hundred thousand of them. Yeah, of course

It's a franchise. Yeah, wait. I didn't know that yeah We thought it's like you guys yeah It's the blue man group but it's in other groups. It's in all the one city It's not like Lynn want many well Miranda's more than is there's trouble him as Alzen I thought that it was one blue man. Me too. I thought it was the same three guys for last 20 years. There's still funny and cool.

No, no. No, no. Yeah, frauds. I'm going to be honest, they scare the shit out of me. Okay, that's a different conversation. I'm going to ride right now. But yeah, okay, that's probably good input. They remind you of cops.

Yeah. Maybe you could give me a ban you like and then new show up, and it's four different guys playing the same music It's a cover band not the band interesting that Billy didn't pick the thin blue line Copy blue obviously I can't that one will play Yeah, I'm so we had Argentina soccer jerseys. Those are nice pictures. Yeah, no, we have a jersey. Is that okay with you? Yeah, you're wearing a jersey. It's the most popular sport in the world. Great. Jersey. It's good. You're wearing a blue jersey. You're wearing a blue jersey saying you just pictures. I mean, yeah, fair. We's are the blue album. Yep. Great album.

Yep. Uh, third, did third eye blind have a album called blue? Wasn great album. Yep. Third eye blind haven album called Blue. Wasn't good. Blue ID. Was that the one that had a never-be-down? That's basically just stealing the R-Pack from the red draft. Yeah, but we didn't pick it though. Yeah, no, it's not a romantic match. It's not stealing your pick.

No, it would have been though. And you talked shit on that pick. Yeah, Blue was the name of that album Okay, what else? Blue cheese. Yeah, I don't like blue cheese. Oh, I love you'll grow to love a Jake. Yeah Yelling at a baseball game blue. Yeah, yeah, that is a good one. Come on blue. You blow the game You're my boy blue. Oh, yeah blue blue whatever is that one always plays Penicillin's pencil and blue yeah Viagra. Oh, yeah, dammit

Dammit, do you just Jake's yourself what? Hems Roman well, yeah, they have generic equivalent of I get yeah, you can get for it. Sil Dena fill Oh wow, yeah, that's for it. Sil Dena Phil. Oh Wow, really had that for him. He had that one off the top. Going down the list of No, no, but that's the generic name. Provider. I think so or Seattle's One of them is really good for games toothpaste for games though only for games. Uh Okay, I think that was a good amount of rush war. Yes, what you did. Redacted.

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Right as a reminder to our January 27th episode after listening back to the context We have the reminder for this Tuesday. I like this. I feel good at the time. We were gonna do a coach draft I think oh Starting to go draft and then we'll put out a serious afterwards. Yeah, we'll do a draft of coaches January 27th opening segment Have to listen back what you guys so what are we gonna do? We each get six guys. Yeah, no seven guys. How many before go on drafted? It's a four of us. Yeah, well I might not be here depending on the time but we'll see and Hank also might not be here depending on the time. All right, so we'll go 10 guys each.

Okay. If I'm here, we'll do seven. Can you franchise two that aren't drafted? That's going to suck. Can you franchise tag a coach? They should allow you should allow it. If you allow for players, yeah, allow for the coaches. Okay. I look forward to the coach draft. That's going to be. I remember this conversation we had on January 27th, like championship week or something. Yeah, we're just talking about like the best coaches that you would want right now on your team, who the best coaches are. Yeah.

And then we're like, we should do a draft this summer. That's the one thing that we've never drafted. Yeah, who's not going to get drafted? Oh, weirdo guy for my card. Strap. Yeah, the new Eagles castoffs. Yeah, because I will draft Eberfluss. I won't let him go.

I won't let my guy go. Shots. Explosives. Explosives. We're gonna be able to get you vertical. Pupu, pu-pupu. Yeah, those guys are probably. Yeah.

We'll just, we'll just say it right now. They're not gonna get draft. No. Okay, perfect. So there'll be, there'll be 30 guys to pick from and we'll get 30 drafts or teams of 10. Okay. Monday reading.

Yeah, so you remember last week we talked about Girl Dinner, which is an entirely new way to eat dinner and that only girls do, which is they sit down, they have small snacks, which no one else has done. That's a brand new hot trend. Well, there was a response in GQ magazine about the male version of Girl Dinner, which is called Husband Meal. Okay. So, husband meal. The writer says she first entertained the concept of husband meal when after a few trips in a row, I noticed that my husband would always mention ordering from the same mediocre restaurant down the block that I'm never really in the mood for. adulthood requires you to make smart and sane choices

every day and also not to gross out your wife, he explained, which is why I wait until you're out of town to order and eat an entire enchilada platter, sometimes with a side of wings. It's reverting to total bachelorhood for about half an hour. Yeah. Which she doesn't understand is that even when she's home,

he's secretly wishing that he ordered this stuff every meal. So when she leaves, he's like, okay, finally I can get this and not have you look at me sideways, like why are we ordering from that junk place? So I know what my husband meal is and it's just a disgusting amount of ice cream. Yeah. And I can actually show you, this is,

I'm gonna think you can read off my order. This is for me and me alone. I Think I ordered a few. Let's see. Oh, yeah, here we go. Go ahead read that off This is my husband. Yeah, one chakalicious with caramel cups and peanut butter cups Another chakalicious large with Reese's pieces and butter finger. That sounds elite. And one Tahitian vanilla bean frozen yogurt with butter finger and pieces. So two smalls and a large with a lot of Reese's pieces. How much money was it? Butter cups. I don't know. I get a I get a smash reorder. I think it's like 45 bucks.

Yeah. Of ice cream. And ice cream doesn't, it doesn't really travel that well. Yeah, I just thought you'd eat the small than the large and the small. I mix the vanilla and the chocolate on the first go around. Usually do a layer of butter finger on the bottom of the bowl, and then I'll do Reese's pieces mixed in, and then I'll come back to the last chocolate.

Like after I watch, you know, like, I mean, who doesn't have some calories watching like some baseball? Then you live stream like eating a pint when you got a million followers. That's like, that was, this is like three points. But yeah, that's, that's you basically, I think what they're saying is that it's when you can, you can basically have no judgment in your home. You just go crazy. And yes, I do that.

So she goes on. So he, he orders the enchilada platter sometimes with the side of wings She replies I didn't even know this place served wings How deep did this conspiracy go? Every restaurant serves wings. Yes, and he's always thinking about ordering wings and he's just always like she'll never let me order the wings here It's it's sort of sound to me like the author of this Gabriella paella. That's a delicious sounding name. She judges her husband quite a bit.

Yes, she won't let her husband live his true life. And also just to note, it is a side of wings, which is the perfect part here, because it's every guy's like, well, what if I just warmed up with some wings? It's like you don't run a marathon before you do a little stretching. Like, got to eat the wings before I eat the meal.

Also, I don't think that it's that out of bounds to say enchiladas and wings don't go together. Like, sides go with anything. I don't believe in good idea that one type of meal, like, if you order a steak, then mashed potatoes are the side to that. But if you order pasta, guess what? Mashed potatoes is a great side for pasta too. I could, you could name any meal.

Any side works with any meal. You could also name any meal and I could spin zone at how it works with wings. Yeah. Like mashed potatoes with mashed potatoes and steak with wings? Yes, that's a cool down. No, that's a cool down. Oh, the fact that Jake...

The fact Jake disagrees with tacos. Yeah, tacos, tacos. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's tacos wings, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Absolutely. Have you ever dipped a wing in mashed potatoes? No, that sounds awesome. It's really good.

Yeah. Yeah, it's really good. All sides, if you like a side, it works with any main course that you also like. Yeah, no, you're spot on though that Jake not realizing that wings go with everything is really proof that wings go with everything. I will try it. I'll try it. No wings with everything is really proof that wings go with everything. I will try it. I'll go with wings with everything. I've got to ask the question to yet

another set of couple friends. The husband answered with Taco Bell though he showed him a screen grab of a group chat in which he sent a photo of a can of salmon on a hamburger bun, prompting another participant to say that it was divorce guy energy. And yet absolutely husband meal. Okay, your husband just want to order good food

and it sounds like you're not letting them order delicious things. This sounds like a real problem in your marriage. Also, ladies, not to break your heart here, but if that group text is real, what he's not showing you is the dump. He also sent to his friends. Because that 100% happened.

He's like, look at this, my wife's out of town. The Sam and Burger. The Sam and Burger ran right through me boys. Yeah, I don't like Sam and Burger guy. Well, yeah, I'd rather have a hamburger. Yeah, well, I'd rather have any burger. Okay, so. Any type of meat.

She asked other people and the other husbands, these beat down poor souls that are afraid to enjoy their true loves of food. He says, a grocery store wrote history chicken over the sink, a gigantic walk full of spam fried rice that I will eat for dinner, put the rest in the fridge, and then over the course of the next stage, just grab out of the fridge and eat big spoonfuls of cold.

I have another one I'm ready to admit. So it's just donna me because it just moved back to Chicago. There is a Place a Chinese place where I love one of their I love two of their dishes and there's a noodles place that I love the Crapper and Goons in another dish. I would order from both places for dinner. Yeah, and just do it I'm not weird noodles and Chinese. It would be like three entrees in an appetizer from two different places for myself Okay, yeah It would be like three entrees in an appetizer from two different places for myself. Oh, okay. Yeah, because I was like, I love this from here.

I love that from there. Why can't I get it all? So I, in New York, there are two deliveries. Is it, you feel like just like the weirdest thing about yourself? Even when the household would split, like when I was going up, I got one thing and my siblings got another and it's like, what if they show up at the same time? Yeah, no, they would oftentimes show up at the same time. They have to fight.

Yeah, this fat ass again. Only one person gets to make this delivery. But you are fat. I am a fat ass and you are fat ass if you order delivery dinner from two different places at the same time. In New York, I used to look at two different Cajun restaurants and I really liked the gumbo at one of them, but their jumbo lia wasn't as good. And the other Cajun place made great

jumbo lia, but not good gumbo. So I don't order the jumbo lia from one, the gumbo from the other. The Cajun delivery guys would show up. It's a wonder nobody got killed. Yes, but it's turf war. But you like what you like. Yeah. Sometimes I used to go get a hamburger at McDonald's or cheeseburger. And then I would, oh, sorry, other way around, I would get the hamburger at what a burger. Then I would drive across the street to McDonald's to get their fries to make the perfect, fast food lunch.

I would do two large Jimmy John subs. I'd go one and a half for lunch and then a half at like three o'clock. Yeah, or you get pop belly, but then you order the pickle from Jimmy John's. Their pickle is way better. Yes, yes. This guy says, mostly I just eat my kids food.

Best case scenario is Bell and Evans frozen tenders or Annie's Mac and cheese. Sometimes something weird like Dr. Prager's, broccoli, littles or fish sticks, this guy sucks. This guy shouldn't be allowed to comment on this. No, fish sticks. Yeah, you're going fish sticks. Yeah, Jesus Christ.

To be clear, husband meal is not the result of a helpless 1950s air a man left to his own devices. It's 2023. Mino had a cook and they regularly do some at home. They care about restaurants. They still watch Top Chef and have opinions on single origin spices. I don't think we do.

Do it. Does anybody here have an opinion on single origin spices? Yeah, I don't. Don't care. No, my back opinion is an opinion. I will never opinion on single origin spices? Yeah, I don't. Don't care. No, mine. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not.

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I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. He's chickened that he pounded out in the kitchen. It just salmon, salmon Elle went flying all across. I mean, it's a big time. It's a big time. I mean, it's a big time. They say by the time they've reached their 30s and 40s, they've had to develop taste in all aspects of their lives. Partly, I assume because of the beautiful and perfect women with whom they live.

This just seems like she wanted to write an article just insulting her husband. Yeah. You're like, look how grossy is when I'm out around it. Yeah. He needs me every day to take care. He needs me to wipe his mouth off after he's done. And if it wasn't for me, he'd be dead of malnutrition

somewhere just because the poor guy wanted to order a side of wings with his enchiladas. Wait till she finds out what we do at the hotel lobby, little like mini, mini-mart. Yeah. I fucking go crazy in there. Yeah. I go fucking nuts. Yeah, basically when you take your husband to a movie, the candy that he orders,

that is ideally what he would like to eat every night that you're out. Yes, yes. There's a big bag of juniments, gigantic popcorn, sour patch kids, and maybe some chocolate covered peanuts. Yeah, this is crazy that she's, come on. This guy should get to do what they,

all right, here's another alternative. Instead of him ordering like $70 worth of Taco Bell, he could cheat on you. Yeah. So which one's better? Yeah. Right? The husband meal might be another pussy.

Yeah, husband meals, pretty good when you put it into context. Yeah, this is pretty good. If this is the biggest complaint that you have about your guy, you're doing all right. Right, right, husband, you know, it's like, you know, it's like, you know, it's like, you know, it's like, you know, it's like, you know, it's like, you know, it's like, you know, it's like, you know, it's like, you know, it's like, you know, it's like, you know, it's like, you know, it's like, you know, it's like, you know, it's like,

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you know, it's like, you know, it's like, you know, it's like, you know, it's like, you know, it's like, you know, it's like, you know, it's like, you know, it's like, you know, it's like, you know, it's like, you know, it's like, you know, it's like, you know, it's like, you know, it's like, you know, it's like, you know, it's like, you know, it's like, you know, it's like, you know, it's like, you know, it's like, you know, it's like, you know, it's like, you know, it's like, you know, Mexican food and fried chicken at the same time. I have a piece of shit.

I will say I haven't thought about the double order dinner in a long time and that does kind of gross me out thinking. No, it doesn't. It doesn't. It's such a good. It's a strong move. Yeah. It's just some places have great dishes and in this one place had great crab ring goons.

It's like I have to get those and I have to also get these. Why not both? That's pretty much what husband meal is. It's the meme, why not both? I like I have to get those and I have to also get these. Why not both? That's pretty much what husband meal is. It's the meme, why not both? I think I wanna eat, I think I wanna eat a dinner with this chick's husband. Yes, absolutely.

Yeah, just sit on the couch, use your sock as your napkin. Yeah, sounds like it's pretty nice. It's what every guy wants to do. Yeah, not wear a shirt probably. Yeah. Just tops off in case you spill on yourself. I can't eat without a shirt on. I can't do a lot of things without a shirt on. Why not Just tops off in case you spill on yourself. I can't eat without a shirt on. I can't do a lot of things without a shirt on.

Why not? I mean, have you seen me? That's getting bad. Yeah, but if you eat with a... Oh, the Olympics is gonna be sick. If you eat without a shirt on that you don't have to do laundry afterwards. Why'd you give me that face?

You know, like I should do a ozemic? Are you gonna be one of those haters who calls me fat and being like, you're gonna die of diabetes? And then when I lose 30 pounds of ozemic, they're gonna be like, you cheater. I've seen you lose weight before. Dude, it's harder now.

You know what this seems like to me? It seems like Hank wants to keep you fat. So no one else will love you. No, I'm not. I've seen my 800 pound life or whatever. Those people's partners are fucked up. The problem is, the problem is when you have kids, I pretend that my kids are fully grown adults.

So when I order, like I took my four and two year old out dinner night, there was actually some stoolies in the restaurant who couldn't be like, yep, this did happen. I ordered two huge entrees and they maybe ate like a little piece of both. And I was like, oh yeah, he'll have this. Like the other night I ordered Chinese. I was like, oh yeah, my four year old. Like the other night I ordered Chinese. I was like, oh yeah, my four-year-old, yeah, he'll do the Kung Pao chicken. And fucking touch it.

And I had, like so that's my problem is I'm pretending every time I order, I'm ordering for five, including my fucking two-month-old, and it's really just for me. So that's the problem. I can't lose weight. Off the kids menu a lot. Yo dude, I have a cool cheese with every chicken.

Every chicken time I go out. It's menu food raw. I have a good cheese with every bag every single time I go out. It's a menu fooder. I have a side of the rules. Yeah, yeah, Mack and she's like, so it's gonna, it's gonna have to be ozampic or Montreal, whatever it's called. Charles Barkley. If Chuck does it, I feel like I know his whole thing

is I'm not a role model, but he is in this respect. So you're gonna support me? Has he lost weight? Yeah, he's lost a lot of weight. Chuck? Yeah. He's just done the Munchurro. I think that's what it's called. Bunchurro. Listen, Munchurro, Santoni only. I'm being, I feel like I'm the opposite of like all these Hollywood celebs who, who do it and don't say they do it. And they're like, oh, I've just been working out. If I start this

ozempic, I'm going to tell everyone, what even is ozempic? It just makes you not hungry. It's just a pill. It's a shot, I think. Oh, yeah, I know that part. I think it's a pill. No side effects whatsoever to it.

None. Exactly. It's like a fendermuda. We all know these drugs. They've been coming out for the last 50 years. They're appetite suppression drugs that will not fuck you up in any way possible. Fine, I'll try the old fashioned wave again,

and it's gonna fail again, Keto. All right, sure, are we gonna do numbers still? Yeah, we gotta. Let's just do random numbers. This is just gonna be the, it's gonna be like the dead ball error. Like when we look back on it, it's like no one counts this these numbers but

give me 85. 17. Okay, I'll take 69. Are you watching? Are you watching? Here you want one? What number? Have you ever gotten this? 27. I can't wait till we get the new lottery ball machine for a new office and you will never have got it It's gonna be great. You're not gonna get it. I'm gonna get it first. No, you aren't and then you're not gonna Want to bet it thousand bucks right now you don't get it first before you no, no, you don't get it first That's a bad that's bad odds. Well, yeah, no duh one V1 Okay, deal deal all right

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