Pardon My Take - Joey Chestnut, NBA Free Agency, Mt Rushmore Of MLB Names + Our Dingers Only Baseball Draft

Episode Date: July 3, 2023

We should've been NBA players because everyone is getting PAID. We talk winners and losers from the first few days of NBA Free Agency plus Rickie Fowler is confirmed back (00:00:00-00:29:17). Who's back of the week (00:29:17-00:42:02). Joey Chestnut joins the show to talk about 4th of July, the hot dog record, how he's feeling and how long he can stay on top (00:42:02-00:55:16). We then do the Mt Rushmore of baseball names and then the long awaited Dingers Only baseball draft where we say a bunch of baseball names while drinking some Coors Light (00:55:16-02:24:29).You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

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So we're going to talk some NBA free agency Ricky Fowler, who's back in the week, some more current events. We're going to do a regular show to start. So we're going to talk some NBA free agency, Ricky Fowler, who's back in the week, some more current events. And then we have Joey Chestnut getting ready for the 4th of July, the greatest athlete ever created, and Mount Rushmore baseball names. And then we go to our baseball draft, where, yeah, it's two hours of dude just naming names.

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Oh no, we're gonna rock it down to ELA trick I value and then we'll take it higher It's a lot my take is ended by barstown sports Welcome to part of my take today is Monday July 3rd and PFT is Monday, July 3rd and PFT. We should have been NBA players because holy shit they're getting paid and it is awesome. Yeah, it really is. Like some of the names that are getting these huge, huge deals, it just you scratch your head,

but then you're like, oh yeah, they actually have to spend that money. I don't want to call Michael Malone a liar when he said that we're running this shit back with Bruce Brown. I think he said at the parade, like damn right, Bruce when he said that we're running this shit back with Bruce Brown. I think he said at the parade like damn right, Bruce is coming back. We're running this shit back. Anything you say at a championship parade should be that's like that's client patient confidentiality. You can't can't hold that against anybody. You're drunk at a parade. You're going to say what you want.

And yeah, good for him. I think he got like 40 million and the nuggets could only offer him like eight million a year. So they tried to keep a big cat. They tried to keep Bruce Brown. I mean, we said this right after they won the title because remember Bruce Brown was the one who said it and we're like, you know, when the worst time to negotiate a new deal is, is like seconds after you win a title with your boys

and your trends in champagne because Bruce Brown the night he won a title said, I want to stay stay it's a perfect fit and money is not everything the money will come so I'm not worried about that right now I don't hold that against someone so ever because 45 million is a lot more money than 8 million a year yeah yeah though he said all the right things but at the end of the day when you're looking at 45 million next to $16 million, you'd have to be a fucking moron, not to take the 45.

So congratulations to him. The biggest loser in free agency is Jeremy Grant. Jeremy Grant got 150 million to return to the trio blazers. Now on paper, you're like, wow, that's a great deal. But the contract was the straw that broke the camel's back for Dame. He was like, this is what we're doing in free agency? We're resigning Jeremy Grant. Yeah, fuck you guys, I'm out.

And now, Dame Willard is in a, so I said I was gonna do it. And I did it right away. I was like, Dame, no loyalty left in the NBA. Like, can't believe he would do this. People reacted accordingly very upset at me. But the interesting thing with Dame right now is he wants to go to the heat and the heat don't have the best offer and now you have like blazers and heat fans

arguing online where heat fans can basically be like well no we want him and he's going to be ours and there's nothing you can do about it. And the blazers being like, wait, we can't get any free agents no matter what. So we have to get like a ton of draft picks. And that will just be a showdown for the next month. It feels like, like, can the blazers actually get a good deal or do they just have to be like, the theory that the blazers

should treat Dame correctly so that they could get future free agents is the dumbest theory in the world correctly so that they could get future free agents is the dumbest theory in the world. They're not gonna get future free agents. They should get whatever they can get because as good as Dame was for them, he's the best blazer of all time, incredibly loyal. Seems like a great dude.

You can't just be like, oh, because you were a great dude, we'll just take Tyler Hero and call it even. Yeah, this is my favorite people online, the ones who are like, well, why would anybody ever sign with Portland after watching what they're gonna do to Dame if they don't send him to the place that he wants? That's a good point, it's a great point,

and we'll follow that away in the future when they don't get good free agents. It's because of how they treat a Dame. And it's nothing to do with the franchise, nothing to do with the fact that people don't wanna play in Portland. It's just straight up how they're going to treat Dame. They really have no love like,

Dame doesn't really have any leverage in this situation. He's just saying, I would like to play for the heat. Can we just make that happen? And I guess like if he has, he has done a lot for that organization. And so they might just try to do a masala and be like, okay, here we go. But like if you're a GM, your job is not to treat players that have requested trades away from you as good as possible. Your job is to try to win basketball games in the future.

And if that's going to be to the heat, whatever, maybe they'll trade them. Yeah, I don't know. Maybe they'll trade them somewhere else. And then it maybe is the three way trade. And not only that, we're not, it's not even shooting on Portland because I think outside of like four or five franchises in the NBA, there's not even shitting on Portland because I think outside of like four or five franchises in the NBA, there's not a lot of franchises that are like destinations for free agents.

That's just how the league works. It's not like, there's a lot of cities in the NBA that guys aren't being like lining up to go to. I mean, I fell for it when I thought LaBron and D Wade were gonna go to Chicago. It's like, well, that was fucking stupid. But yeah, the blazers should do whatever's best for them. I have another biggest loser for UPFT.

It's Kyrie Irving Haters, because Kyrie Irving, who has played sparingly for the better half of like what, three or four years going now, got paid three years, $127 million to stay with the Mavericks. I don't think they were bidding against anyone, except Luca Doncher's happiness. Like I think it was just we have to sign him

because we traded for him and we have to do it now. Otherwise, we're not gonna get another star and Luca might leave. So the Kyrie Irving Haters probably have to eat one here because he got a lot of money for not playing a lot in the last few years And I think Kyrie's leverage was that he was he was gonna take a visit to Phoenix He like wanted to drive to pay for two million dollars. Yeah, he wanted he wanted to get on an RV and go to a sweat lodge Or have some peyote or something like that go on a vision quest out in Phoenix

And that was enough to make Mark Cuban swim be like like, we can't have him lead the state. We got to keep him locked down. So yeah, he got paid his shitload of money. Fred Van Vliet, good for Fred Van Vliet. That's Houston. That's something. Houston did a lot of things in free agency. And they did the most with Van Vliet.

I forget how much money they're paying him. It was about 200 million somewhere in that vicinity. Three for 128. Three for 128, he's a culture setter. Three for 128. Three for 128. He's a culture center. So they're paying for a culture. They're paying for the culture. So he's getting like super max money,

but not just the, he's not getting five years. He's gonna have another bite of the apple soon. But good for him, I don't really understand it because they just drafted a point guard. Culture. Yeah, so he's gonna, it's like paying culture $123 million for Udonas Hazeln if he was actually good. So like, you know, it's an adult.

You're basically getting an adult in the room to be like, hey, this guy actually knows how to be a pro. We have a very young talented team. We'll pay him a lot of money to hopefully, you know, some of that young championship calorie want a title in Toronto, rub off on everyone. I like that. Yeah, he know, some of that young championship gallery, wanna title in Toronto, rub off on everyone. I like that.

Yeah, he's, yeah, just a role model. They bought a role model in free agency for, what's it, Aimen Thompson? So he's gonna, yeah, I mean, it's a good fit. And especially if you look at like Van Vleet and the money that he was making in Toronto, I don't know what state income taxes in Canada, probably pretty high. That he is going to be rich as fuck in Houston. So good for him. Yeah, these deals are awesome.

They obviously, the meme goes around where they have like, Chris Middleton signed for three years, $102 million in Michael Jordan made, like $93 million in his career, which it actually, if you take out the last two years with the bulls Michael Jordan and the other like 14 years of his career made $30 million. So I love those memes I actually think we should go one further. I think Tyree's Halburden and Lamello both signed supermaxes

So it was five years up to 260 million dollars. So they're gonna pay like $50 million a year. Dan Marino's career earnings was 51.5 million. John L. Ways was 45 million. Now it's obviously different sport, different error, everything, but I think just for memes, memes you're on this right now, we need to just find like Babe Ruse career earnings and be like,

look at this. Keras Lever is making like 16 times what Babe Rooft made his entire career. Yeah, just for the reach. Yeah, I like that. Are like compared compared to them to like people in the military are teachers. Like the average teacher makes $37,000 a year, but Keras Lever is going to be his grandkids grandkids are gonna be set for life. It's basically, it's basically whatever someone does a tweet, like 35 years ago, die hard came out in theaters, wow.

Yeah, time, yes, time keeps going. Money keeps going up, time goes differently. It's just a bunch of those memes back and forth about how much these money these guys are making. It is cool. They are making so much money. Like all of it, it's good for them and I love it and it is awesome to see like some of these contracts come down to your site. Holy fuck, this guy's getting what? And fuck it. I mean, who Dante DeVincianzo just got what, four years, 50 million for the next? Like, why not?

Why not? I think the moment that I realized that like, to be upset about any of this is so stupid, it was when Tony Snell a few years ago got paid like $44 million over like three years or four years to be with the box. And it was like, cool, fuck it. You can't, you can't do that.

What are you going to do? Like demand that the Milwaukee bucks sign a bunch of teachers and firefighters? No, you just got to get your game up. Like we should have been basketball players just going back to the beginning. We should have like, if anything, this is a lesson to everyone out there listening.

Like get your game up. Don't be a podcaster like us. Be an NBA player like them. Yeah, people who are like, how come the NFL players don't get this much money unless you're like a quarterback? Well, because there's more points in basketball. So you get paid by the points.

It's pretty simple math, guys. And punt pass and kick is very expensive on the bottom line for NFL franchise. It is. Putting that on has to be a headache. Yeah. But yeah, shout out to all the players. It just got rich as fuck today. That's, you know, good, good for the players and just got rich as fuck today. That's you know good good for them

We also should mention James Harden. I think this is Three trade requests in four years So he opted in with the Sixers, which actually is a good move for the Sixers because they can get something for him I think James Harden did it because he's like I don't like anyone who has salary cap money is probably not going to be good. So I'd rather opt in and then trade and be able to play for a team that's good. He wants to go to the Clippers, which would be the funniest place for him to go. I don't I can't imagine like if they added Kyrie, that would be the perfect all like least

dependable team. Maybe Ben Simmons as well. Oh, weirdo. Kyrie Paul, Paul George. But I think we said, I don't know if we were, I think we were off there when we were talking about it, PFT, but like the Clippers have become like the greatest legacy changing thing for Paul George. He's becoming, if James Harden goes to the Clippers,

Paul George is easily like the most likeable and most dependable player they have. Yeah, yeah, because they would have, they're at a Westbrook. They would have, uh, then this case, James, who is dependable, who is dependable, maybe not like, is dependable. You know exactly where you're getting, I think he's getting like $3 million a year for the slippers. Like he's getting paid nothing. And then obviously you've got Kauai who I don't think is Kauai a basketball player? Sometimes sometimes he's still playing. He's not unlikeable. He's just not dependable.

Just weirdos. They've just got like a bunch of weirdos on the clippers, which is that's exactly how I like my clippers. I don't like my clippers to be feisty and to be like the team that has expectations on the clippers. I don't like my clippers to be feisty and to be like the team that has expectations. The clippers should always be just very, very strange basketball players grouped into almost like you put a bunch of different animals inside a mason jar and you make them get along. Well, it's also perfect because they're opening up a new arena. So they're like, well, we need guys to be able to sell seats in this new arena. And that's essentially what they're doing.

They're just collecting as many guys as they can. It doesn't make sense basketball-wise, but they're like, look at all the names we have, come by season tickets. Yeah, but like that strategy. It's a good strategy for them. Who else? Who are the other big winners?

Oh, Drake, the Warriors. They're the Warriors. Shout out to Lakers, the Lakers keeping their young guys together. Yeah, Rui, Austin Reeves. They got Gabe Vincent as well. I actually think the Lakers like have a pretty damn good team. It is funny how we immediately forget about the team that just won the title. Everyone's like, look at, you know, Eric Gordon went to the sun. Suns are filling out their roster and look at the Lakers. Like, well, yeah, the nuggets are still the best team. Let's pump the brakes until we start playing ball

and we see that they're drastically different, which I don't think they will be. But yeah, the Lakers, I'm trying to think, oh, yeah, the Warriors getting Dremont Green. I like that just because Dremont Green being in a different uniform where it's sucked. Like if he was on the Maverick's, he would have sucked. It's gonna be weird though.

How long was his contract? His contract's four years, a hundred million. Yeah, so the last two years of that contract, he's not gonna be good at all. But I mean, I feel like he's not good offensively already. Like he's just gonna keep doing, like being Drey Montgomery and making it all work defensively and they're like, I like teams even though if it makes no sense,

they're like, we're gonna keep it all together, we're gonna try to eek out one more. And what's the worst that happens? Like all of them age poorly and we have like a sick, you know, like retirement night, all of them together. I think there's not really many other options. I think it's gonna be cool to have Dremont around once Chris Paul starts getting a little too chippy once he tries to take like too much of that leadership role. Yeah, it's going to be someone's getting hit in the face, someone's

getting hit in the dick. Yeah, so Max Orhank, because you guys kind of share teams, James Harden, do you want him to stay on the Sixers? I don't think I think he's going to start the season on the Sixers. I think it's going to be a Kevin Durant kind of situation where he might get treated later in the season, but I don't think anyone's going to offer what Darryl Mori wants for this year for the Sixers thoughts. That's exactly what I was going to say. I said it first. I know, I was going to say that too. You have to, were you going to say that? Yeah, I was just going to say that like James Harden,

he might just have to eat his way out of town. That's really the only, that's the last shot that he has left in his bag right now, just get fat again, which by the way, that was the, that was the funniest trade move of all time. Like, oh, you're not going to trade me. Well, I have it in my power to get fat over the span of two weeks. Yes, oh, you're not creating me. Well, I have it in my power to get fat over the span of two weeks. Yes. Yeah. More would be obese. Yeah. And Pat Bev also on the team,

which is huge for for our guy, Ron, who's a six years fan, having Pat Bev be on his favorite team and doing a podcast with him. But Max, do you want James Harden to play the entire season with the Philadelphia 706ers? From the reports of the guys that we would get back, I would rather have James Harden. Like, okay, I don't, that makes sense. I don't need, I don't need Norman Powell instead of James Harden if you're thinking logistically of like trying to have a winning basketball team. I don't think that it's going to stick. I think eventually Mory's going to get something out of it, but I think it's going to stick. I think eventually Mory's going to get

something out of it, but I think it's going to probably be by like around Christmas time. Okay. Yeah, I feel like that's that it's going to, there's going to, Darryl Mory doesn't feel like a guy who's just going to trade someone just because he wants to be traded. No. Well, I don't like that James Hartton wants to leave us. Like if you you would think that if you're a good team that has a chance to win a championship, you'd want to stay, right? Yeah. Yeah. I mean, you guys, it's a great window, right? And that's not making that's not adding up to me. It's a great point. I love this city and I just want like, I don't, I don't understand why someone want to leave it. Do you think, do you think

he has less faith in the team than you do as a fan? I just think getting the opportunity to play with the MVP like that's you don't get that opportunity every now every every year. So why would you be running literally running from it as fast as you can? Hey, don't you don't you want guys that want to be there? Yeah, definitely. How you feeling Max? No, no, no you feeling, Max? Who's ain't no foam on the gun? No, no, I agree. I mean, I'm happy that I have another six years fan in here to, you know, just do, do

some discourse on, on my, on my six years. Okay. What else? Derek Rose. He's returning to Memphis. That, that tells me that Jerry Reinsorfe has really lost his fastball, not the fact that he can't field competitive teams in both sports city owns, but the fact that he wasn't, like let's just bring Derek Rose back just to

fill the United Center because that felt like that was going to be the move. But yeah, I like him. Oh, and we forgot Dylan Brooks. Dylan Brooks. Yeah, I hope you yeah Hope you hope you have fun learning Chinese, buddy turns out Four years 80 million for the rockets is a little different than going going abroad. I mean I like that for the rockets too You got Fred Van Vlieto basically be the adult the Roman Dylan Brooks to be like the past

Yeah, I didn't Brooks. There's no chance that he's as bad as we all remember him as being in that last series. He's not, he's a good professor. He's not bad, he's just a dumbass. And you can hopefully, yeah, he's not dumb by his nature. He's not bad at basketball by like as a person, but he's just stupid. And so you can fix stupid sometimes.

Yeah. And you, also, every single team needs one, like, a rationally confident, stupid guy who thinks that they can stop LeBron in the seven game series. That's not a bad thing to happen. Have. Like, you want one of those guys. You don't want a whole team of those guys, but you need one of those guys who thinks

they're the best player in the world and can go toe to toe with people for a game or two. Yeah, the big John Thompson quote. You can win a chip with two of those guys. If you have five of them, they'll get you fired. Yeah, exactly, exactly. Okay, any other NBA stuff? It was fun, free agency, fun time, contracts everywhere.

I grade free agency overall. I give it a B minus this year. Well, you know what it is, is like, I was thinking about it because I was like, God damn it, we're seeing MBA did free agency not on a holiday weekend when like, you know, there's a lot of sports all year round and like this is the one stretch we can just bank on being like not a lot going on but it's actually smart for them

because there's nothing going on and the NBA can just have free agency for a couple days and everyone freak out and then forget about who got signed until like Christmas day. Yeah I just I wish that Kyrie had gone somewhere else that would have turned this from b-minus into like an a- because that would add a little extra drama to there too many guys resigning with their own teams from my liking i like i like the this league drama that goes along with it i'll care that cal kuzmus coming back for a hundred bill yeah this league big time this league um okay other other news, Ricky Fowler's back. Big time. Big time. No one watched it.

People watched it on their phone, CBS. I do not understand what happened. They basically they had a weather, uh, inclement weather coming in Detroit. So the rocket mortgage tournament, they started everyone at like eight in the morning and the coverage didn't begin till three o'clock. So everyone had to just like, I don't know about you guys, but I just scrambled. I was watching, I watched a couple of things on ESPN Plus. And then I was like, wait, is it on NBC?

Because it was on the golf channel. And then finally I figured out it was on CBS Sports app for like the last like three holes of the tournament and then the overtime. Just a complete disaster of live rights. I don't understand how it happens. Well, it happened because it was in the script that Max Homo was going to get a hold in one.

And we still don't really have video evidence of it because we didn't see it on a big screen. We only saw it on a phone. It was grainy footage that was uploaded. So we don't know, Jake, I don't know if you have any comment on that. It looked like Max Fake is holding one today. Yeah, I mean, you saw him celebrate very calm celebration. He act like he was there before,

but I guess you didn't see the ball going the whole. So I guess it's an open case. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, he said he's, he said he's, hadn't seen either of his hole in one's on tour. It's, it's good to have Ricky back. Ricky's been awesome for, like the last month. He's just like, he's the most likable guy. You can't root against Ricky Fowler. It also, I didn't realize like the full story that he rehired his

swing coach, I think, is how like he basically someone likened it to like getting back with the next wife and being like, sorry, I was the one who fucked everything up. Like it takes a lot of like swallowing pride to rehire your coach. And he went through some dark times. It was like, was it 1600 days or something? It was a long, long stretch that he hadn't won. I think it was 2019, it was the last time he won. So yeah, he's gonna be in the rider cup.

He looked awesome. It was good that he finished one. The fact that he finished one too with that T-Shot on the Second time they played 18. I thought he was fucked and yeah, it's Ricky's Ricky's great for golf stamped great for golf Yeah recurring guest a part of my take people forget that Ricky You gotta have him back. We got to have Ricky back on I can't wait if we win the rider cup I can't wait for him to remake that picture where everybody's making out with their wives

or girlfriends afterwards. Yes. And Ricky's just in the middle just smiling like I don't have a face to kiss right now. Yes. I need him with Allison Stoke, right? That's his wife. Yes.

I need Olympian. Yeah, full on just tongue wrestling. Yes. Yes. And Ricky's got a kid now. That's that. Listen, that's a wow. We all age so fast. Ricky's got a kid

Well, he was he was he was a guy with no girlfriend last time we saw him the rider cop. Yeah, that was awesome It was awesome. See Ricky back Congrats to him any other sports news. I don't I Don't think so. It's about it. It's about it. They're we're baseball draft I'm very excited about that we were drinkingors Lights because it was on Hank's birthday. So we cracked open some forties and just said a bunch of dudes names. And at one point, I think Billy had like five minutes to make a pick and then it circled back to him and he needed another three minutes to make his pick after that.

Yeah. But we have been keeping track of the scores in our league over the last month or so since we did the draft We should say though because the original scoring format has changed a little bit So it was originally going to be Dinger's only so you get one point per home run and then you had one guy and his designated spot was only getting hit by pitches So that was going to be worth 10 every time he got hit by a pitch. We quickly realized that that scoring system makes no sense whatsoever because it's just basically

a one-man team where if you have the guy that gets hit by the most pitches, you automatically win the league because they're so overvalued. So we made an adjustment on the fly and we reduced it to five points per hit by pitch. Jake was not happy about it, but Hank suggested it. We all agreed that it was the right call to make for the spirit of fairness and competition. So Jake thinks that Hank has it out to get him and was, Jake, I guess I'll let you state

your case here, but I think you have to acknowledge that it would be unfair just to have your hit by pitch guy be the only player that counts on your roster. We should just make hit by pitch one point next year. It should thinkers only. That's the name of the league. Dinger's only. Jake? Yeah, no, it's who's idea was 10 points in the first place?

I just want to have a hit by pitch guy on the roster. It was just interesting how the first place or second place, and we changed it after the league had begun. That's all I said. That is interesting. Yeah, but it was... Everyone gets five points. Fantasy football, you don't change.

Yeah, you're right. Just in fantasy football, you don't change scoring in them after we won. Jake's going in and out. I can't tell what's going on with his mic. He just doesn't like how we changed the rules during the season. I also think that's pretty screwed up. Just I really you voted in favor.

I didn't on the only one on video who said I actually did. Oh yeah, you're right, you're right. You're right, everyone else did. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, the top two, the first and second place at the time were not present for the vote right but it doesn't matter because five out of eight voted yes I think we should say I actually think hit by pitch was a big mistake in general I think it should be the dingers only is what gets me

gassed up just dingers I like having one guy that gets hit by a pitch. 10 points is way too much per hit by pitch. It should be, I think, two. Two is the magic number. Yeah. Okay, so next year we'll do two. This year we'll have to deal with five. One bit of sports news. Elon Musk, the country of Italy has asked Elon Musk

and Mark Zuckerberg to fight in the Coliseum. That is good sports news. That is good sports news. That's huge sports news. The country of Italy. Think about it, like imagine they fought in the Coliseum and turns out Elon Musk is actually sick of jujitsu too, so this is actually like a good matchup. That actually, I mean that's genius by Italy.

They were like, oh, the two richest dudes in the world want to fight wonder what we could charge for this. Yeah, also, we got a spot for it. A lot of pasta. You know, Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg, I want to throw this out there. We will host in the new bar stool office in Chicago. We will host the fight.

So we'll talk, we'll negotiate, but we are happy to host the fight. Mm. And Billy, your assignments to kidnap both of them. Yeah. Just having show up. Okay, let's do who's back and then we'll get to Joey Chestnut and then we will do Mount Rushmore baseball. Oh, by the way, congratulations to Jake and Billy, you guys are back as well on your

Mount Rushmore's, like kind of making a little charge, making it interesting. So we'll find out. We're down by, we're only down by three points. That's you on the table. You're thrown in the white towel back to back victory. So, all right, before we get to who's back, it is brought to you by our friends at Farmer's Dog, whether you have a few weeks old puppy or a senior who's seen multiple decades, any dog person like me knows the most valuable

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So get 50% off your first box at farmersdog.com slash PMT and know it comes big cat and Stella approved Farmersdog.com slash PMT. Okay, who's back of the week Hank? Who's back of the week? It was gonna be Ricky. It's Colin Kaepernick. Oh. He did an interview and said he still works out

five to six times a week waiting for an NFL call. So he could be back. Yeah, I mean, same, same. You work out five to six times a week, Billy? We've seen some visuals that would go opposite. Yeah, I would not, no, no, I, I, I, I, I, work out five to six days a week, like waiting for an NFL. Maybe, maybe Colin Kaepernick should switch to being a wide receiver.

We can get him matched up one and one against Will Compton and see what he's got in that department. Oh, okay. I like it. All right, so Colin Kaepernick's back that will be that Floreo just got like a full Months worth of blogs to write that's perfect for him. I'm happy for him more than anyone. Yeah, no, it's that's a gold mine And also he loves posting those so that he can get mad at his own readership online for being like a Floreo wire my favorite more the. Well, the comment section has migrated to Twitter. And so he still he gets down to the weeds on that. The, the, I don't care about this response to the

column. Capric has started to rival the, I don't care about Michael Sam comments that would come out every time Florida would write a Michael Sam article. So yeah, all the replies for Florida are just going to be like, who cares? I don't care. People are just letting him know, like, hey, I don't care about this so much that I logged on to factor authentication to tell you, I'm using one of my rate limit tweets to let you know that I don't care about this article. Yes. Yes. Okay. Good. Who's back? PFT. Great who's back, Hank. My who's back the week again, United States soccer bitch. We're up for nothing against Trinidad and Tobago. We were two teams at once, two countries at once, four nil, and I think one dude had a hat trick.

So we're back big time. This isn't the the gold cup. I think that's the tournament that we made up just that we could get another dog It's all the North American teams plus we put Qatar in there too because they're technically North American I guess in some way Okay, yeah looks like we're on the on the fast track for another gold cup bitches Yeah, fuck yes, let's go USA. All right. My whose back is the Friday before July 4th news dump Because there were a lot of firings. We actually had a couple people let go at par so it sucks, but it was ESPN had like friends of ours,

people that, you know, we've had on the show many times. That sucked. And that was like, it actually became so big that it was like, it wasn't a news dump. Like you thought you could maybe like get it under the rug right before July 4th, we can, but that was a lot of shocking names at ESPN or no longer. And your watch on Twitter was like was like, whoa, yeah, it was crazy. Steve, leave me.

I mean, Jeff, I don't see that. Jalen rose, Top McShay, I would be still there. What? Steve, leave me still there what Steve leavey still there Wait, so the lee Roy and jade lee Roy break that one see Steve had like a tweet that was talking about how good It was he talking about other people leaving? He Josh prayed it. Yeah, cuz Andrew Marchin quoted it see leavey still fully DS spian he was reacting to his colleague being let go

But some of misconstrued his tweet leaves question about his status John Ram dad him. No, he got he got me good. He got me good because like oh Oh, Jim Brown. Where it when's that happening? Oh Hank has he resigned yet? Okay, but yeah, it sucked. Okay, because Steve Levy said, feel numb, been trying to find the right words, maybe there aren't any. That to me sounded like he was gone.

Oh no, I had for his friends. Yeah, he's had for his friends. Anyway, it sucked. It's also like a reminder that we work in a, I mean, everyone, everyone's job in America, like they, you know, people get fired every day. Everyone's going to get fired eventually. We'll get fired eventually, PFT.

Yeah, it will suck. It might be cool though, depending on what we do to get fired. Like if we get fired for kidnapping, Mark Zuckerberg and Elon Musk, that would be awesome. I could play a lot of golf if I got fired. Imagine how much golf Hank would play. Oh my god. Well, Hank would fire us. He would keep the job.

He'd probably take our salaries. Yeah. He'd be like, we're just doing some little cleaning up on the books. We're going to let these two guys go. I'll do their work for them. Hank, would you play golf as your job? Does that still count as taking some time off to play golf? Like, do you need to play more golf to calm down

and relax after playing golf at work? I wouldn't know. I hope to find that out one day. Oh, you're going pro. Love it. Either way, it sucked a lot. And I feel really bad for everyone who got fired and who takes joy in any of them sucks But yeah, it was it was one of those like Friday newsdump that became so big

It wasn't it had the opposite effect of a Friday news dump. Yeah, the fourth of July newsdump is it tried and true to tradition in sports Usually is the NFL that has like seven suspensions that they hand out at like 458 on that Friday night And it's like I think most of that had already like trickled out slowly during the week with the Isaiah Rogers news and all that stuff But yeah, if you need to bury anything just get it out there that Friday Yeah, all right Jay our Billy your who's back Who's back is the call CM and the forest fires the smokes back. Yeah. Fucking sucks. You're mass. You know, there's more, you know what I learned today? There's more

trees in Canada than there are stars in the Milky Way. Is that true? Yeah. I was told today. Why is it crazy? Why is Canada hogging all the trees? Yeah, it's fucking nuts. It's not very plumber. What are you looking at me for Hank There's a shitload of trees in Canada maybe less than now than there were a couple of weeks ago That seems like an impossible stat I thought I thought I was at a fucking museum today saw some dinosaurs Billy

Yeah, and they'll pissed all the water. They pissed all the water. They didn't see that fact That's true. I looked it up after the show and that is true yeah who's doing the forest fires Billy the Canadians and they won't put it out because also at the museum I took my kids I had maybe the funniest weirdest interaction I met our good friend Stavros' brother he's fucking jacked is he really yeah, like, he was like, hey, what's up big cat? And I was like, hey, what's up? And he's like, I'm Stav's brother. I was like, fuck dude.

That's awesome. Which museum were you at? Uh, whatever, the natural history. Oh, the Natural History Museum? Yeah, yeah. That's personally my favorite museum. Just wanted to put that out there. It is a cool museum.

I went to the Butterfly exhibit and I was like was like, definitely afraid because I thought my son was gonna just stomp on a bunch of butterflies and they had like butterfly police there. They were like, don't touch the butterflies. Even though the butterflies were trying to touch us. The butterfly museums and the butterfly sanctuaries are the best place to go when you're hungover. It's the most relaxing stroll of your life.

It also just makes you, anytime you're looking at insects in a glass case, I just think of sounds of the lamps. Yeah, well, this is fucked up because I went to the Chicago Zoo on Friday, checked out some of the animals. They've got this glass case, it's basically a closet that's filled with Madagascar hissing cockroaches.

And there's like tens of thousands of them in this closet. It's the most fucked up room in the world. Junior, Junior is like funny on most dangerous game, they served me a plate full of Madagascan hissing cockroaches. And I thought I was actually going to have to eat them. And then right before I picked one up and was about to bite its head off, the bug guy came out of nowhere. I was like, no, you're not actually supposed to eat those. And then I just had to, then I just had to eat up blended up meal worms.

Okay, eat the bugs, eat the bugs, Billy, do as you're told, where your mask is And then I just had to then I just had to eat up blended up mealworms. Okay. Eat the bugs. Eat the bugs Billy. Do as you're told where your mask is fire. It's fires outside Billy. You live. Yeah. All right Jake, you're who's back.

Yeah, I know who's back. PFC hinted at it, but complaining about Twitter. Elon dropped a new rule saying if you're. If you're unverified, you can only read up to 600 tweets today, but if you're a proud blue check mark holder like me, you can read up to 6000. And I personally have not noticed a difference because I love having my blue check mark and this is just another person of that. Okay, so the real who's back is just you bragging about it.

No, people were really pissed off about it. I loved it. I loved it. Anytime Elon can make like all of Twitter collectively be like, I'm quitting. Follow me on blue sky. I think it's the funniest shit ever. Yeah, it was so funny because I think what happened was there was something that I got fucked up with the back into the system. And then he's like, well, no, that's just my new feature where you're not allowed to read all the tweets. And then all the advertisers are like, wait, if you're limiting access to viewing tweets, doesn my new feature where you're not allowed to read all the tweets. And then all the advertisers are like, wait, if you're limiting access to viewing tweets, doesn't that mean that you're not gonna sell enough,

we're not gonna have our ads shown to people? Because those are limited to. And then Elon was like, oh, fuck, yeah, that's right. I guess I just better make half the timeline ads now. So now it's like every two posts, I'm seeing what's his name, Tommy Chong. Tommy Chong and like his wife tell me to buy CBD. Oh, name? Tommy Chong, Tommy Chong and like his wife telling me to buy CBD.

Oh yeah, yeah. Tommy Chong is everywhere on Twitter right now. It's that one in the all quiet on the Western Front for like a month and a half. Yep, seeing that movie. I actually, my first block, I block Kate Hudson on Twitter because I got sick of seeing that, that empires game that she was always advertising.

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okay we now welcome on uh... one of our favorite recurring guests it is joe chestnut who i have called the greatest athlete in our time i've said it every fourth of july i think for like the last decade that we are lucky enough to be alive with joe chestnut is competing uh... joe thank you for like the last decade that we are lucky enough to be alive when Joey Chestnut is competing.

Joey, thank you for joining the show. Let's just get right to it. How are we feeling a day before your big day? Like July 4th is now Joey Chestnut's day. How are we feeling? Feeling great. Way better than last year. No past.

And I, dude, I'm happy and hungry. Yes. That's what I'd like to hear. What's the number that we're going for this year? What is successful? God. That record of 76 that they could go down, uh, whether it's looking a little bit hippy, they're, they're calling for thunderstorms. And it's been a long time since we've had rain. So I don't know what, what, uh, yeah, the hot dogs, when they get cold, it's hard to be. So I'm really hoping that there's no rain, but if it's good condition, I see a record. Now, what does, what does rain do?

Because we've had you on a few times and obviously at one of the times we talked about the time I competed, which was seven years ago, and you famously told me, famously to me, the buns are looking fast today, and I was like, how the fuck, what does a fast bun look like? So what happens if it rains? Is this like Tim Wakefield's knuckleball, like he needs the perfect weather? What happens to the buns if there's moisture in the air?

Yeah, so if they're fast buns, mean they're not stale. If they're okay. Sometimes the buns, sometimes the bungear, they just get stale fast. I don't know why, but if they're stale, then they're not going to absorb the water quickly. But if there's a storm, if they're raining on the hot dogs, then the bungear can already kind of wet. But those buns might be faster, but if the hot dogs get cold, and then they get rubbery, the cold dogs are not good,

and it's not ideal. So if you could design like a perfect morning of weather for the hot dog eating contest, and we're like have optimal eating conditions, what would that be? A little overcast, 82 degrees. It's made sure that something's not being the. It's all right. I'm drying out the buns, but also warming up that you're sweating. Sometimes it's hard to get your heart beating to be eaten.

And so, yeah, you need a little bit of heat as you're sweating and losing. So, what are we doing this week to train for the competition? Like what is the final two days before a big contest like this look like for you? Yeah, so I had a little bit, a little salad for dinner, the protein supplement. Tomorrow's gonna be a big plans. I might have my speed a little bit out of some overeating eggs or something tomorrow, but really it's going to be a liquid diet and go in today. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll go in completely empty in daily context. So who is the competitor right now that you have your eye on or is it just you? Are you just competing against yourself at this point because you're so much better than everyone

else? No, no, I'll never disrespect my competitor. These guys, Jeff Asperr, awesome eater at a boxing and he's actually beating me in bunch. And for some reason he hasn't been able to put together a good performance in Hot Dogs, but he's gonna see he they're one of the days he's gonna surprise a lot of people and I got I got to make sure that I'm not surprised and I'm not going to be lazy and I'm going to be this guy really can eat 66, 657 hot dogs but he doesn't put it together again. What's what's the number you said 76th record? What's the number that like you know we'll never see a human being throw 110 miles an hour like it probably just won't ever be able to happen. What's the peak for hot dogs where you're like,

all right, this is the number that if I hit, I'm pretty confident no human can ever touch this. No, I can't think of it that way. And as soon as I say, the absolute limit is 85. And then some of you will come out and do 86. And then I've already mentally blocked myself and myself all never be able to beat that guy Right now I can do a tick to somebody came out here and did it so I'm not gonna live myself and

I'm sure one day some stuff is gonna come out and just push me this is why you're the greatest This is why you're the greatest. This is why you're the greatest because that was a trick question and you didn't fall for the trick. There is no limit. You have no limit. They said the full minimum was impossible to run until Roger Bannister ran it

and now it's like, okay, they just redefined what possible was. Yeah, this hunger, the feeling, bold the feeling, I'm ignoring those feelings but I'm just gonna push it. I love it. Okay, so yeah, so you're shooting for those feelings, I'm just gonna push it. I love it. Okay.

So yeah, so you're shooting for records tomorrow. I hope that you get it. I mean, everyone's gonna be rooting for you. Somehow you've managed to be both dominant and also universally beloved. Have you ever thought about that? Like, most people, there's some fatigue that goes along with sustained bouts of success, and you've just dominated the sport of competitive eating but people still love you. I definitely want to see me fail.

And I... This is what it is. I've been really lucky that fourth of July I get a lot of support and not necessarily a pressure but support. And if people are pushing me to be my best and I'm out there going full and full and full and full and full and full and full and full and full and full and full and full and full and full and full and full and full and full and full and full and full and full and full and full and full and full and full and full and full and full and full and full and full and full and full and full and full and full and full and full and full and full and full and full and full and full and full and full and full and full and full and full and full and full and full and full and full and full and full and full and full and full and full and full and full and full and full and full and full and full and full and full and full and full and full and full and full and full and full and full and full and full and full and full and full and full and full and full and full and full and full and full and full and full and full and full and full and full and full and full and full and full and full and full and full and full and full and full and full and full and full and full and full and full and full and full and full and full and full and full and full and full and full and full and full and full and full and full and full and full and full and full and full and full and full and full and full and full and full and full and full and full and full and full and full and full and full and full and full and full and full and full and full and full and full and full and full and full and full and full and full and full and full and full and full and full and full and full and full and full and full and full and full and full and full and full and full and full and full and full and full and full and full and full and full and full and full and full and full and full and full and full and full and full and full and full and full and full and full and full and full and full and full and full and full and full and full and full and full and full of all time. It's like Michael Jordan, Secretary of Tiger Woods, Joey Chestnut. I think that'd be my rush form right there. Like, is that so crazy? Do you like, do you scoff at me putting you in the conversation with those guys? Because I truly believe it in my heart of hearts. Your dominance on July 4th is so incredible. And such a joy to watch. That's how I feel. Thank you. Dude, I, Dude, there'll be a lot of

a little argue with you, but right now I have to agree with you because I'm pushing hard and I'm not going to let any stop me. You look like a great shape right now. You look like you've been working out. Guns looking nice and swole. You look a little bit jacked up Joey. I've been trying to work out. Well last year I was so fat and soft and I've been trying to work out. Well, last year I was so fat and soft and that they had been blag injury and multiple infections. So this year I've been working out and I put a lot of work into making sure that I can keep doing this in the future. So how are we testing the limits of what's possible in terms of

eating hot dogs? Like there you've been so dominant for so long that you have to be looking for like these tiny little edges like saber metrics almost like trying to find out a way that you can get better that other people haven't thought of yet. So what's been like the latest development in terms of your training regimen or what you're focusing on to get those extra couple dogs down. Yeah, I've been bad. Uh, experiment with a couple little things with my dunking liquid. You try to play it just hot with warm water. So I've added a couple little things that maybe help digestion a little bit. But then this year I was like,

I'm thinking it would be a little bit hemidecris because it hasn't passed for so long. I've been doing all my feet with my left hand. So I couldn't quite perfect it. I wanted to be able to do dunking with both hands and I'm gonna figure that out eventually and that'll take some time on. But I feel really, I think my health right now is the biggest deal.

So like in terms of your career, where are you like the longevity? How long do you think he can do this for because i you still shock me but like is this something that in ten years we're gonna have you on part my take god willing we're gonna be having the same conversation we're going to be like joey chestnut you know twenty years in row i hope that happens but have you is there any part of you that's seeing the end in sight? In sight? No.

Okay. The 40 years a little unrealistic, but Tom Brady did great at 45. Yes. It's really hard to retire when you're on top. Yes. It's going to be, I want gonna ride the thing to the wheels follow. I love it. I love it. You're dominant. Like Big Cat said, you are, you're maybe the most dominant American athlete of this generation. Like, do you ever, do you ever amaze yourself with how much you can eat? Are you ever like, oh, holy shit. That's incredible.

Oh my god. Yeah, there's been some times where like, I'm in a practice, in a practice in like five minutes and I'm more than 50 hot dogs and like, whoa, this is a little bit scary. I think I might hit my limit before it's said minutes. So it's, there's times where it's like, I think it's just clicking perfectly and my breathing and everything working together and I just, it's just, it's almost magic, but it just, it feels good. I love it. There's the zone, there's being in the zone for hot dog eaters too. Oh yeah. All right, so I have one last question, Joey, and we will be rooting for you on,

on 4th of July. It's the robot question, rhob-C-K dot com use promo code take 20% off your first purchase Qs if Polo's hoodies joggers shorts everything at rowback dot com promo code take So you said 76 Knowing what you're doing right now. We're taking this Sunday night Do you think 77 you got 77 and you on Tuesday? We want people to tune in being like something special is gonna happen Can you I'm not gonna make you guarantee anything, but are you thinking that you are in a spot where 77 is, is it completely doable?

It's doable. Yeah. But there's things out of my control. There can be silly protesters. There can be a thunderstorm. But if I'm feeling good, I have the last two weeks. And I can do it. So, okay.

What are we looking for? At like minute number eight, where do you need to be for everybody that we're going to be watching at home, being like, Joey said he could get 77 today. What's a good benchmark? Like minute number eight that you're within striking distance. Yeah, minute eight. Definitely, I like that 50 hot dogs striking this is. Yeah, I mean, I mean, I mean, I like that 50 hot dogs in five

minutes. It is really right right there. Minute eight. Sometimes my last minute I'm doing six minutes six. Sometimes I'm doing seven. That's 68. If I'm at 65, it's almost

guaranteed that I made it 53 it's getting closer. Yeah, okay, I like that. I guess last last question the night before are you able to sleep or you just like a nervous Recklick what time do you go to bed before you get up to eat 70 plus hot dogs? I try to get better like nine and I wake up at five eat 70 plus hot dogs. I try to get better like nine. I wake up at five, bring my last little water charge and count my goals, make sure an instructional do. But I sleep well. I love it. I love it. Well, Joey, we love you, man. We're rooting for you on 4th of July. It's one of my favorite things. I will tweet it out again when you, you know, I'm not going to say that you're going to win, but when you go out and put your best effort that I was lucky enough to see Joey Chess nothing is prime. So thank you as always and best of luck on 4th of July.

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We should make some shirts diggers only. Yes, fingers only so baseball names It's gonna be player names. It's going to be the rules are you can do nicknames But it has to be what the announcer called them. So perfect example nicknames but it has to be what the announcer called them so perfect example Chipper Jones would count because it's his real name is Larry but the announcer's called him Chipper Jones so that would be a good example of a baseball name a baseball nickname that counts everyone get it everyone on board everyone like it easy enough yeah Hank is staring off into the abyss.

Oh my God. I'm good. Okay. Okay, so. I'm thinking. You're thinking, thinking the names. We're gonna list some fucking good ass names right now. Also, if you'd like to give a little,

you know, story of the person's name you say, that would work too. Billy and Jake, you are up first. You're on the clock. Not Rushmore, baseball names. Oh no. Oh no, are you gonna say it? Yeah, I'm gonna say it.

Oh no. Well, he's not vetoing. We have a really great relationship. I don't know why. Wait, wait, wait, who said you didn't? You guys don't understand what I'm saying I thought that there's there's a pick that is clear that I wouldn't expect Jake to say Go ahead

Okay, go ahead go ahead first pick. Go ahead. No, no go ahead. Go ahead. I know what they're saying. Okay Go ahead. I should steal it. No. Yeah, yeah, go for Rusty Coons I should steal it. No, yeah go for Rusty Coons. Oh Name that's not his name. What? Rusty got his name his name is Rusty cons Rusty. I was right. No, but you have to say the pronunciation. No, it's pronounced. No, it's cons So you don't get the right and so you don't get it. No, no, no, no, no, no Cunts, cunts, cunts, cunts, rusty cunts. All right, so you guys get Rusty Coons. Why is that a cool name? Cut on the graphic. It's KUN. Well, but we're gonna phonetically put all like everyone. Yeah, so we're taking rules. Yeah, no, that's not. No, we don't. We always do for that.

Dude, my name is Rusty Coons. We got we got the one. His name is Coons. Yeah. Okay. Great. He fell for my trap. No. You guys fell for mine. Oh, I was not gonna say that. Say cunts. Coons. Say cunts. No, then it doesn't count. Say cunts. No, because then you don't get. Cunts, cunts, cunts. No, Jake has to say it. Billy's said it in a nice day. Say his name. Cunts, cunts. No, I'm a professional. I say it. How it's pronounced. All right. So then when people are voting, please remember that you're voting for Rusty Coons. It's actually not that cool of a name. It's not that cool of a name at all It won't count you can't vote for Rusty constantly. You say it. Just say it. No No, this is Ray Allen part two All right, so I'm saying an Australian accent that doesn't count please everyone know when you vote for it

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Great name. On our list. On the list. Feel like I might have left something off the board there, but it's great name. It's great. It now They're just gonna I don't think a bunch of players that nobody knows who they actually are Yep, that's not true PFT let's we got we got whole board in front of you got a lot to work with here We never would stoop to doing rusty cunts. No, I like That is a better place. No, no, 16 and three. Six this and that. Yeah, little pepper and salt and pepper.

Yeah, let's do it. Okay. You go first. All right. Our first pick will be Pete LeCoc. Pete LeCoc. Oh, yeah. Because I don't think I'm fake. Pete LeCoc. Yeah. That sounds like a fake person. Pete LeCoc. Well wait till you hear our next pick. Oh, I can't wait. Pete LeCoc. I feel like if no one knows these people, like it's, no, I like our strategy. I like our strategy.

It's cool for the graphics. I'm sorry, you don't know who would Pete LeCoc play for. For the Cubs. Yeah, the Cubs. Easy. And the Royal. When?

So we're in the fucking 70s, dude. Wasn't that way, you got it? I take it. What? It wasn't that long ago. What position do you play Pft? I he he was a utility lefty lefty. I First base. I take your Pete LeCloch Right now snake really snake All right for a second maybe, maybe the best player. Also just a fun little Pete LeCock story. The final appearance for Hall of Fame pitcher Bob Gibson, Pete LeCock grand slam off them.

Wow, who could forget? Yeah, Pete LeCock. I mean, that's, you can't knock laugh about that. Well, like, Pinty's writing, he was a first baseman. So we know our Pete LeCock lefty laughing. Yeah, you can't, you can't not laugh when I say Pete Lakot It's funny. All right easy second pick for us. Maybe the best player on this list. Mm-hmm. Yogi bearer. Fuck great name. That's up. You guys know who that is? I was I fuck I'm gonna be honest

I was gonna I was thinking Yogi bearer before he said rusty. Oh wow you then you get credit for it Yeah, not my bad. It was in my head. Okay, Billy. No, we're not in. We're not in. I'm not in. Trying to get him to go. Great picks, PFT. Yeah.

He was back on. He hit the cock and Yogi bear. Back to the game. I'm going to run. I'm going to run. I'm going to run. He hit the video. He got to get the video.

The bug that Max just gave me, because it was, what? It was a dire. He was just like, yeah, because it was what it was a tire he was just like Yeah, cuz he knows me the cock just fucking slams all right, well, then I'm just gonna go with my heart I'm gonna go with the guy. I love the most you said, you know name a story if you got him came to the red socks Then trade deadline used to jump through the ceiling make unbelievable plays shortstop second baseman poke your ease Mm-hmm. Okay, good name great great great fielder great great vibes guy 2004 world champion unbelievable plays, short-stop, second baseman, Pokey Reese. Good name. Good name. Great, great fielder, great, great vibes guy, 2004 world champion, near and dear to my heart, Nick

Toraney also randomly as a huge Pokey Reese fan, which we've truly bonded over. Like when he came in and was like, wearing, I was like, are you wearing a Pokey Reese, fucking Jersey? He was like, yep. And I was like, you're a man after my heart. Yeah, pokey Reese.

Pokey Reese. Good pick. Probably not great like, you're a man after my heart. Yeah, poke your eyes. Poke your eyes. Good pick. Probably not great for the graphic, but good for my heart. Hey, guys, what position does Russy cons play? No idea, but the graphics all in no. No, I'm not interested. I don't give a fuck.

Sell out. Sad. You have two picks. Yeah, so first pick, take your Pete LeCoc and raise you with a Johnny Dick shot. Okay. Yeah Don't give a fuck So I Did you let bleach report pictures? Yeah, I could have all the teams all the names were picking we knew off top All right, okay, it's fine. I don't hate I don't hate this strategy

I think more graphic people will that's all that we should just say team team We want to start over do we want to start over and do Mount Rushmore baseball players you lost in your lives You got just solved that we got your first No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I like all you have to do is say cons Moody bats. Okay. I'd say that's a better name than Poké Reese. Yeah great name great name for dog active player Everyone knows we have great great pick great pick. Thank you Tentious I'm also American maimed I'm maxes out not passing the ball today oil can boyd Did the calm oil can boy on the, when he was, the announcers?

I feel like they did. They did when he's at the Brockton rocks. I think they did. I think if you go to the baseball hall of fame, you see oil can void. Okay, that counts. I mean, I have other ones if not, but that one counts. He played like the Brockton's like a town.

His name was Dennis. Yeah, there's no way they call it Dennis. No, you're right. I never heard Dennis points. You're right. You're absolutely right. Good pick. Good pick.

But he played, uh, he did like the, there's like a single A, maybe not even, uh, what do they call it? International league. Yeah. And he pitched when he was like 60 in Massachusetts for the Brockter Rocks. Okay, PFT.

We got a lot we can go from. Yeah, we've got some, uh, down towards the end of the list, the last guy still remaining. Yeah, I like 15, 17 and I also, uh, I'm a fan of six. So you, you, you go with your gut. There's a lot of good names. I think I, I think I numbered my list differently than you number list. Oh shit, I not send you the number list. Fuck. Wow. Okay. Yeah, that was nice. I number list. It's sent it to me. Fuck. Wow. Okay, yeah, that was not bad. Nice, I thought I did.

No, it's fine. I've got a number list too, but I think it's different from what big guys look at. We just have a slightly different number list. Jake and I have a really awesome shared doc. Here. Cause we're on the same page. No, we feel good about ours.

No, you don't. I was thinking 15, 17, and six. But what do you think it, what do you like? I like... Albuquerque. Yeah. Albuquerque. Yeah, Albuquerque.

Albuquerque. Albuquerque. Yeah, great fucking clip. Can we put that clip in? Mike Francis. No, that's PD. What? That's a PD. You hearing somebody else say it. Yeah, okay. Okay. Last pick for us

We're gonna go with a Minnesota twin one of my favorite names out there Booth Bonser Booth Bonser picture. I love saying his name. I remember him playing. Don't you worry Jake? Don't get your fucking dog. There's all The ones that came at us Booth Boop monster our last pick go ahead. Hey Or max Our last pick where's my list. Oh, we'll go with the we'll go with a cinematic one. Okay moonlight grand okay Which I'm sure we might get my life Probably feel the dreams okay. Where's it really?

Moonlight Graham that was the whole premise of field of dreams. I got to choose Joe Jackson No moonlight Graham was the guy that was the was the picture the ghost. No, okay remember Yeah, sure Moonlight Graham spent a while since I saw that one. Is that angels in the field? No, that's a great movie though There are a lot of great baseball movies aren't there so More than any other sport in my opinion depth wise. Yeah, how many big leaves my favorite? I think in the movie moon like Graham like he played one game and they died They played one game he played one game and then he died

He didn't die I live for like 60 more years something happened that he was like the hero of that movie I don't think like he maybe want to war. Yeah, he was the doctor Can we have it in the graphic one game plate? Which war the civil war he was born in I don't like Graham is a real person Everyone knows you moon like Graham. There's no way they introduced him as moon like Graham. Yes, playing one game Which fight on one movie? Yes, he's a he's a real major? One game. In the movie. Ram. He's an out of real man.

He's a real major motion picture as Moonlight Graeme. The announcer's the actors. Because we're making the guy from the movie. Yeah, but he's a real guy in real life. Based off of a player who played in the major leagues. Moonlight Graeme was a great pick in Europe. Moonlight Graeme would play. A fucking shuttlecock up.

Damn, we see the movies. Facts. With the chimp and Joey Tribionny, and the chimp was playing up. Damn, we see the movies. Facts. With the chimp and Joey Tribionny and the chimp was playing baseball. Yeah, and yeah. Yeah, yeah. Okay, what's your last pick? Goose Gossage.

Okay. Good pick. No one wants to play for the Yankees. No, who he is. Yes, you can see him play. But if that's okay with you guys. That's a good pick. Big spitball guy.

He was a cheater. I hope you're okay with that. I didn't know that. Oh, yeah, that's what he's known for. He lubed that ball up. All right, good draft. What do we miss? There's a shit load that we missed. There's some great names out there.

Dizzy Dean. It's a good one. Randy Johnson. Yup. Alkaline. Alkaline. Oral Hersheiser. Oralsheiser is a great name.

It is. Also, we were saying we were walking over because P.F.D. and I did this just off the top of our heads. Barry bonds is a great name. Barry bonds is a great name I know that maybe it's because you so good, but Barry bonds is a great so is Babe Ruth. Babe Ruth's great name Yeah, great fucking name name to Candy bar after him. You Nesky Betten Court is always fun to say. Oh That's a good one Ryan Sanbury had on there. Milton Bradley. Milton Bradley. You guys,

did you guys only have four? Willie Mopania. Yeah, that's a good one. I like Movon too. Yeah, Movon's a good one. Pee Wrees. He's not less fun. Who is Pee Wrees? He was a Pee Wrees. Jacki Robinson. He's ended ended racism in America max had that and inspired me to pick Poki Yeah, because of oh, it just made me think of Reese. Yeah, dusty Baker is a good name too If you if you there are some hilarious ones from way back in the day If you just I just googled best names pretzel Pizzulo I just Googled best names pretzel Pizzulo Wait in the for the fillies. Let's make some let's just like make up someone's like funny brief like spit shine Louis Yeah, then no these are some some of these are just build build my Marlarky

phenomenal Smith Not a little Smith 18 84 to 18 91. Oh, this one's good or will overall Some of these are fucking hilarious mudcat grant. Oh, this one's good. Orville overall. So these are fucking Hilarit Mudcat Grant. Oh, that's good. That's a good one. Mordecai Three Finger Brown. Oh, this one's hilarious. Playing second-based third-based in shortstop

from 1943 to 1952, Snuffy Sternweis. Snuffy Sternweis. Possum, I don't even know what to say last name. Stubby Clap. That was 2001. I don't remember know how to say last name. Stubby clap. That was 2001. I don't remember Stubby clap. I like Tug McGraw too. Tug McGraw's a great one.

A mysterious walker. There's a great name. There's a football player that's going to be probably playing College Football next year for University of North Texas. His name is Mo M OH. Last name, Bility. Mo Bility. I mean, dice K is a M OH, last name, Bility. Mo Bility.

I mean, dice K is a great name, especially for a pitcher. Yeah, oil slick McGee. 1915 to 1916 for Max's Philadelphia Phillies, Bud Weiser. Oh, that's name. He's woke. But we love Kors Light. We do love Kors Light. Razor shines shines tick pole

These are some chicken hawks some of the old name. That's not a real name Cannonball tick com. Oh, yeah, yeah, I remember old CT ball tick com. What a fucking name? Peekaboo Veech. Yeah, baseball has gone for a long long time. All right good amount rush more You guys you guys have a job, everyone. Great job, Jake, even though you got very upset. Thank you. Rusty Cunts. Yeah, very upset.

Just say, just say Rusty Cunts. I got upset with you guys. Say Rusty Cunts. No. All right, so everyone vote, remember, you're voting for Rusty Cunts. There it is. Thank gaslighting.

No, it's not gaslighting. Say the name that you want people to vote for. Tire afraid. I'm just saying this competition want people to vote for. Tire out free. Well, I'm just saying in this competition, that doesn't matter. Tire out free. I just made that up. I've been making them up the whole time. Jake, I'm just curious why people would vote for Rusty Coons.

Why is that a fun name? Right. Because it sounds like an appropriate word that you guys have been saying. Does really sound like one. You're being a real cont about this. OK, fine. Just say it. No, if I say it now, I definitely cave. That's the same whole mic. All right, everyone just remember you're voting for Rusty Coons. Maybe do on the, on the, uh, maybe have it's no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, that's, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, yes, and T S. It's the sanctimonious. All right. Okay, time for the baseball draft.

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We are going to do a little retiree this week. We won't have another episode until Friday with Dungeons and Dragons. But please do enjoy our MLB. Dingers only baseball draft presented by Korsley. Okay, it is time. We promised the AWLs. We'd be doing a fantasy baseball league this year and we are ready to do it. I'll just say this right now, PFT. This could be a true test of who's a real AWL and who's not. We have the take he's coming up. This could be the worst thing we do.

Well, it could be or it could be the best thing that we do because what we've done is we've snatched fantasy sports back from the nerds. Yes. We're taking it into the real jocks to understand how to play ball. And we've changed the rules a little bit. Yeah.

It's not complicated. You don't need to bring decimal points into sports. We have a new league. It is everyone on part might take. Evan and Shane who work behind the scenes are co-owning a team. Memes is also here. So there's eight teams total.

And the league is called Dingers Only. And it's very simple to follow. Everyone has, there's 10 rounds everyone has to pick one position player from each position and Then you also get a 10 pick which I will explain in a second, but the rules are simple Dingers the only status dingers if you hit a home run. That's a point That's it. That's the whole game. Doesn't matter the type of home run. Doesn't matter the type of home run. There's no pitching.

There's nothing. It's yours only. It's who has the most dingers at the end of the fantasy baseball league. We're playing rotisserie style. So just be all eight teams listed. Where we've got the most dingers is the winner. And then the one wrinkle PFC would you like to say it? Yeah, this is what I'm very excited about we get one other player one extra player in a unique position So this extra player is there home runs don't count do not counting fingers for this extra player the only stat That will be counted for the extra slot is hit by pitches So you're gonna get one person and then you're gonna just root for them to get beamed because every time they get hit by a pitch,

it counts as what, 10? 10. 10 points as opposed to everything else, which is one point. So that's really the wild card is, if you pick a guy that gets beamed and just honestly rooting for a guy to get hit by a pitch, it's gonna be awesome.

Yes, and so yeah, if you're listening us right now, it is July 3rd. We're starting the league on July 3rd. Nothing else matters prior to this. Yeah, we're drafting the league in early June or mid June. If you're player, if you draft a player today and they get hurt before July 3rd, you are allowed to switch one player out if there's an injury that happens. That doesn't matter if it's before or after. You get, there's no ads or drops in the entire league, except for the one time injured. Okay, so if a guy gets injured, you get one time. If you have two guys get injured,

you only can replace one of them. Shingers only. And your team is your team. There's no changing, there's no picking up players, there's no, should we do trades? Yeah, we can have trades trades are allowed I don't see how anyone will trade But it is the simplest fantasy baseball league

That you could possibly follow it's fingers only parentheses and one guy who gets hit by pitches Well, if there is a trade it would be hilarious because you'd only be allowed to trade the same position for another position. So I could only trade my shortstop to somebody for another shortstop, and then someone got fleeced. Yes, exactly. Exactly, oh, we got to do trades.

We're drafting positions. Positions. Oh, no, Hank. Regular fantasy baseball, I think it's Outfield, right? Yeah, I mean, it was just dangerous. Oh, Hank, Hank. It's the easiest league to track of all time and Hank's draft strategy is out the window. I was just dinghers. Oh, hey, it's the easiest league to track of all time and Hank's draft strategy is out the window.

I was at your for dinghers. Hank told us beforehand, he's like, I've got this, I have a system that is gonna break this league. Yeah, that disregard. I mean, it was, it couldn't have been more simple when we were talking about it. Well, I thought it was literally his dinghers. No, everyone's gonna have a second basement,

everyone's gonna have a third basement, down the line. It's binary. Is it a dingh or is it not a dingh? Yeah, it's all a bowl. All right. Yeah Everyone's got a third basement down the line. It's binary. Is it a dinger? Is it not a dinger? Yeah, it's all ball. Yes. I got a no ball. Also, we're drinking some forties of course light while we do it. Yes, because it is Hank's birthday. That will date when we're sure after this is gonna be funny to watch. It's gonna suck to watch our like if you draft tonight and your guy just goes hot

Dinger's and none of them count wasted fingers Nothing worse. We count right away. We just let's count right there a Twitter no Twitter account It's just a home run tracker. Yeah, you have to turn notifications on starting July 3rd Actually would be kind of funny if we started counting tomorrow night and we just then on July 3rd We had an updated leaderboard. Yeah, you want to do that? Let's do it We're gonna count the stats starting tonight. Wednesday, June 14th.

June 14th. We just started the stats. I like it. We're going to be rooting and no one else will know. Yeah, that's fine. And so it's just strictly based on points. It's not head to head matchups. Yeah.

So actually, this is great because people in July 3rd, they're going to, like, no one can be invested on game one of the MLBCs. No one can be invested when it's zeros all around on July 3rd. We're gonna reveal the leaderboard. Right. So we can't tweet about it or anything the next three weeks. No, you can't say a word. Yeah, we can talk in our group chat. Hey, you can update it and send it to us.

Yeah. I love that. Okay. I'll make this link this link public where people can't edit. They can just view it so they can all update it daily and they can see. You mean when when we go live? Yeah, July 30. Yes, yes. I'll tweet out this link that we're all. You just treat out a leaderboard every morning from part of my time. Yeah, I'll just think there's only, all right. Last thing before we start the draft. Of course, because we're doing this and we're competing against each other, we have to have a punishment and I think this one will be, we try,

we've tried to do punishments that will pay off for the AWLs. So the bowling one was eye opening. How many people? Thank you to everyone who watched it live. We obviously have them out rush more. Where the losing team is going to have to do the solitary confinement with each other.

And this one is, it's going to take a little logistical work, but I think we can pull it off the loser of this league We're going to find a college baseball team most likely Northwestern in Evanston and the loser of this league has to get Six outs against Northwestern it's teaching. Yeah, so they have to pitch Six outs and we're gonna be pulling about we're gonna be in the field a little bit too against Northwestern. Itching. Yeah. So they have to pitch six outs. And we're gonna be in the field a little bit too. Yeah, we're gonna have, we're gonna have,

the outfield will be a combination of us. So loser has to pitch and second, second place has to catch. Second place has to catch, loser has to pitch. And that will be quite something. It will be I I'm already calling it max is gonna have to catch. Yeah, it just looks like a catcher doesn't he? Crawled out of the wound just with a chest pad on and chin protectors wait, so if there's that like dropped third strike thing Yeah, we don't have to worry about that well you yeah if youer, well, but do you think anyone's gonna strike anyone out? Yeah, Billy totally could.

We end up hurting myself, throwing this ball. Oh, no, better help. Yeah. You have enough medicine to do down with yourself. Well, I'm gonna like have to get Tommy John if I lose this. I would struggle finding the plate. Yeah, hit some.

I'm off. That's what I love about. Oh, my God, I thought about it. I was one of my would struggle finding the plate. Yeah, hit some ball. That's what I love about pitch. Oh my god. That's different. I thought about it. I was one of my favorite clips of all time. I'll try to throw a ball. I get a hole to go six, seven feet. I was gonna hold the ball for the first time.

That'll be a good July fourth post. It will be, yeah. The best part is to, how can we didn't use that clip for Zach Wilson throws this year? Oh, that was in perfect. Best part is I blame you. Best part is with the second place, like you can't do anything.

You can't change, you can't sit anyone, you can't do anything. Yeah, team is your team. Oh, you can trade. Yeah, you can trade. You can trade to get trade. That might be a strategy like if someone's in last in the second, that. I don't think you understand the concept of the trade though you'd have to trade a position for the same position.

If someone works. Yeah trade for an injured player. Okay, so that will hopefully be one of the best videos we ever do. Someone trying to get six outs against a college baseball team while the rest of us are in the outfield. Um, okay. We also have TJ here. I would like you to do one thing for us. After each round, can you just give us a quick, like, 22nd draft grade. So we can grade as we go. I like it. And then I think that's it. I think that's all the rules. The only other thing we had was in the eleventh round. So it's a ten round draft, the eleventh round. Well, pitch one,

we'll all pick one pitcher, which will only be for tiebreakers. So if there's a dead tie for last place, the, the tiebreaker will go to strikeouts of your pitchers. So it's, he's, the pitcher has nothing to do with it and, unless a tiebreaker comes into play Okay draft order you have a deck of cards. I've got a deck of cards. So you want to just do high card Yeah, let's do high card draw. I said high card gets to pick The draft order. We should probably try to go in a circle. Yeah, because it will get confusing other go around Yeah, okay Cat what's your your yeah, I want I want you want to just pick a card

I got the king. Oh, it's good card. He's a higher low. Thank you. I'll be just region. Yep I think big cat has high card Hank got an eight Max this is gonna be a bad Hi, because episode just let it go Jake got a five You mean a skew please fuck out of Jack Max is higher right yeah six Are we doing it by that's the order meme says zone two? Oh, we're gonna go in we're gonna go in that meme

Memes I would you guys rank the the suits nine And what happens if like spades best the best spades best card there is So someone else and this is I win this is me I got a four. All right, so max you were right. What's two three four? Fuck I don't want to go first I do Shane and oh You got you in Shane and have a fair Shane Evan he gets ace of spades you gotta turn your mic up. Oh, I didn't I didn't Oh Alright so Matt or Shane and Evan

You guys get to decide where you want to go in the draft or and then we'll just go in a circle around that And I'll say it's about Shane Shane's change the newest guy on the team and he every time I'm walking by his ass, he's got multiple games up. He's, he's, he's, he's always a sneaky. Yeah, he's a sneaky, young guy. And Evan, Evan does our YouTube stuff. He's great, except for that one time he had it up late that you can play him. Evan, uh, some tech, some technical. Evan, this is actually the healing process is to get roasted. That's when we feel good.

And Shane, if everyone remembers Shane is fantastic behind the scenes guy created the greatest A of all time on a t-shirt. That A, he's our Photoshop guy. People said it's made about the A to all the Lamar Jackson Photoshop's which took like two hours a piece. Yes.

All right, so Shane and Evan and what pick do you want? Three you're on three. We got three All right, so I know that works that works too much pressure going first. No, that works. So memes you go first Let's go max will go second, chain and have them go third, Billy fourth, and we'll go around the room. Okay, so in a snake draft. That way we need to stay in a circle, because otherwise we're fucked.

Don't you agree? Yeah, yeah, you agree? Yep. There's no way we're gonna remember if we jump around. I'm just picking last. Yeah, but then you get two in a row. I get, I'm fine. Okay, all right, so snake.

Snake draft. Why are you right. So snake snake draft Why are you fucked because snake draft everyone's equal everyone's out to get as a whole point of a snake I like Getting too close together. How quickly do you think we're gonna get through the draft before we start Picking guys have already been picked. I've got I'm on top of it. Still how quickly before picks. I was gonna say I don't know if my guys are still playing Still, how quickly? Four picks. I was gonna say. I don't know if my guys are still playing. Right.

All right. Eames, let's go. Again, the worst thing we've ever done, let's try to do it quickly. Let's do a quick picks. Um. Um. Oh.

Oh. Oh no. Also say their position. I'm gonna take Otoni. Okay. Okay. Oh wow. Sure. their position. I'm gonna take Otani. Okay. Oh, wow, sure. Otani's DH, right? Yes, DH.

Next, look, sure. Max took Schwarber left field. Am I running in all the picks or are we writing in all my computers? I think you're writing in all the things. All right, then we gotta slow it down a little bit. Cause I'm color coding them. Yeah. Max, I think you're writing in all the guy hold on. Maybe we should make everybody write in their own picks.

Good pick. Good pick. I was shocked that he had 46 home runs last year. Dude, he's a fucking beast. I know. That's just that's a lot. Oh, position. Oh, good picks.

Oh, uh, sure. We're left. Feel it. We can help you with this. All right. Memes and Evan. Her, sorry, Shane and Evan. We're going to go Matt.

Oh, I'm going to go. I'm going to go. I'm going to go. I'm going to go. I'm going to picks. Oh, uh, sure. So that feel it. We can help you with this. All right. Memes and Evan. Her. Sorry, Shane and Evan. We're going to go Matt Olson. Okay. First basement. Lana Braves never heard of them.

Big fail in the podcast. Is he? He went as big cast. That's all we've never heard. We've got to get him on. I mean, like, I've never heard of him because I just stare out of him all of time because that's how much I love him Shout out mad Olson AWL. Let's get him on the show. Can we get him on the show? Mad Olson's probably like who the fuck are Shane and Evan? I'm on their team

I want their team. Tingers only are Billy you're up. I'm going either with Huey Jen oh no, Aaron judge. Here you go. You can't say either. That was he. Huey Jennings is been hit the most. Aaron judge. Aaron judge. Okay. I'll go with the leader at the time of this recording. Peter Lonzo.

It's hurt. Good pick. Nice pick. Peter Lonzo. He's out for like five weeks. Great. That Lonzo. Who's hurt? Good pick. Nice pick. Peter Lonzo. He's out for like five weeks. Great. That's tough. I had said Huey Jennings, would you guys have made me have Huey Jennings? Yeah. Yes. We make you have the person you draft. Yes. When you say a name, that's your draft. Huey Jennings played in the 50s. Okay. He's been hit 28 times in his career. So you looked up an old, I was

looking at who he's been hit the most. And so you were going to pick a guy who's been dead. I forgot. Craig Bigey. Okay. Hank. This is a no-brainer. I'm just going based off the people. The highlights I want to see. The fingers I want to see the most. Lad Jr. Yeah. Great one. Good one. He hits the ball. I want to get tagged in those tweets. I want to see the videos. Give me all of his fingers.

I'm I'm going the same way, Hank. Former cub. I'll go Jorge Soler. For the Marlins. I he fucking hits nukes. Can't play in the cold though. That's not a problem. Miami. Not a problem at all. It was the best when it in like April. He would he would be wearing

like a a wetsuit trying to hit dingers. Okay. Uh, PFT you have two picks. I got two picks back to back. I'm going to go first of all yordon alvarez. Now he's a big mashing boy too. When he mashes the haters get smashed also hurt Fuck but he's the H. That's okay. I heard is he MRI You know digger the other night. Yeah, yeah, no I because I wanted to take him to and then I looked it up earlier And it was like oh, yeah, will the assures be able to compete without you We're not be back till laughter with all Starbreak.

Oh! Hello! This is fucking Adobecto Mondes y'all over again. That was, you know, what PFT? Can I just say that when you picked it, I was pissed I didn't pick it. Yeah, so... It also didn't notice. It was a nice pick. It was a good pick.

I mean, that home run in the World Series iconic. It was. It was. Okay. All right, I'm going that's your DH pick That's my DH pick I'm gonna take my hit by pitcher guy who at shortstop I'm going Josh Smith from the Texas Rangers. Ooh

This guy loves to get hit by baseballs He loves it so much and I also looked up the list and he follows me on Twitter. So that's basically why I picked him Josh Smith. I'm going to be rooting so hard for you to get hit. It's 10. 10 point. There's worth one hit by pitches. I was wondering if this is like a kicker situation where you want to save it or not. Yeah, I know it's like, is there going to be a run now? We don't really know. Is his home runs count? No, I'm not to follow Josh Smith right now. He's gonna be like Why did pft just phone you'll find out Josh you'll find out in due time my friend. Okay, I am going to now

I'm worried about injured guys How do you search with her guys oh wait oh? Wait Josh miss last tweet was thank you to everyone who reached out in St. Piers I'm doing fine and will hopefully be back on the field. April 4th. So he's back. So he's back. He's back. He's probably got hit by a pitch. Back. He's back. He's all the way back. Okay. I'm calling. Oh my god. No, he got hit and he got hit in the head with a pitch. Oh, and was everybody thought that he was going to die.

This is bad. This is bad start to my draft. Should we do 20 points for concussion? She's. All right. Now we got a route for this guy to keep getting beaned. I'm. Yeah.

I'm going to pick because I'm going in front of this whole bringing comes back. Ever. Oh, this is fucked up. Yeah. I'm going to take Mookie bats right fielder. Okay, Ajers Good pick. Thank you. I was gonna take him You were but I will go with my third basement current red socks Red sock

Raphael diverse divers ice cream cones, right? Yeah, so that's a raffi bigs go ahead from Corobus raffi big scoops He wished me happy birthday today show to him. Yeah, no, I text him all the time. So I still love hums. I felt back because it was our last text was him text me happy birthday and then he was like, even though you didn't say anything to me this past year. Wait, happy birthday. You had back-to-back happy birthdays from him? Yeah. Oh, that's brutal. At least he made it. He made it You know, that's brutal. He made it a joke, but I was like, yeah, but we talk on Instagram We talk on Instagram DMs like we it's not weird. No, it was you know, we're applied to a story be like yeah

Okay, he built that's built a gym in his basement. I was like this is fucking sick. Oh, dude He sent me a video of his house. He basically bought a house in Saugus and The whole house is a gym. Yeah, no, I know he's living room is a gym. So we have talked with the text seeing it and the text That was tough about like a four bed room and I was I was joking I was like if we're not friends on Facebook. I don't know when your birthday is we are friends on Facebook Oh, it's not even a thing that I'm a boy. Yeah, it's tough. Whatever. Love you Jared. Okay. Uh Jake Yeah, so I took an integer player p to launch us looks like three to four weeks So not not the end of the world. Okay. Um, I'm gonna go we should start the stats after the show airs

No, no, we're fair that way to 14 Can't wait to root. I'm this is a whole point of this was to 30 on my own Skatesians right we're done. We also all these players. Um, so you can do that for just singular players. Maybe on the MLB app, I'll look into it. Or the school. Yeah, you might be right. Yeah. I'll look into it. I'll let you guys know. Um, so for hip-hop pitch, there's, I'm looking at the active leaders on baseball reference. Chewy there. Hmm. I don't think so. This is named really. baseball reference. Chewy there? Mm, I don't think so. Who's his name, Billy?

No, he's like number one all time. Who what's his name? Hewie Jennings. So active. I didn't realize number one, hit by pitch players, 207 and second is 151. So I'm taking Anthony Rizzo at 207. Okay.

I pitch 207 time. He's my hit by pitcher. He's good. He's good at that. Very good. Yeah. Okay. Billy taking Mike Trout Smart. Please don't be hurt. Please don't be hurt. Oh man. I should Wait, what it might shout? Oh, dude. I'm diesel right now. Trout center. Yeah, Billy. Billy right now Judges to our Billy. Yeah, that yeah solid Billy Andrew Thalbal

Oh, man judges also hurt by the way Yankee's fan Billy unknown time table on that one. No table. He was playing when I saw him He was playing when I saw him. It was that. Yeah, I got pissed about the pitch clock. Like a month ago. Yeah. He's able to do a great after each two rounds when it comes back. All right, who's up?

Shane and Evan. Shane and Evan. We're going to go with Adolus Garcia. Okay. This one. He is outfield. I think he is on the Rangers. Yep. Right field. He, right fielder. Yeah, I feel like I feel like fucking

Yeah, you know, he's there. Oh, I don't know wild card. He had three hit three MLB games on in the middle of the day It's that's a wow look at all these right fielders in gray right now. I mean that's yeah our position You'd air and judges turf toe I mean, that's our position. You and Aaron Judges turf toe. It sucks. He went to a great time capsule. It was apparently was when he went through the gate to make that catch.

Oh, shit. That was sick. Oh, sick. Okay, Max. I'm going to get my catcher out of the way here. Salvador Perez could be hurt to having checked. Whatever. It's good. He's a good player.

I was on the seam head express last year. Very good player. Okay. And then memes to complete the second round. I'll go with Ronald Aquino. Okay. Good one. TJ, quick rates.

Hank had the worst pick. Bloody Guerrero's not in the top 60 in home runs this year. Aside from the injured guys, that's a really bad pick. But he does hit home runs, DJ. Yeah, he's a tank ass, but he only has nine home runs this season. Play for Joe. Oh, man. Play for Joe.

It's early. It is early. Oh, really? Not really at all. It's the fourth time. It's just running for the whole star break. He's is gonna get hot. All right beams you got another one What do you got me I'll go with Aussie out best? Oh, okay, it's not going all braves I don't hate that strategy just

Praise never lose I'm gonna go with Bryce Okay, so Praise never lose I'm gonna go with Bryce Okay Is even what position has been playing this year is he DH? He okay cuz he was like were they trying to mount a first base to No, yeah, they they talked about it, but yeah, we're out. Yeah, I really played Okay, Shane and Evan we're gonna go with bobe a shit short stuff I'm gonna say I'm gonna say I'm gonna say right now I'm so lost on like who I is still available

We're in the three you're looking at the yeah, I just saw him I I don't know what I'm gonna do. I was shut short stop okay Great hair maybe the best hair an MLB right now. It's a great name. Yeah Maybe the best hair in MLB right now. It's a great name. Yeah. Re-paceball name. Re-paceball name. I was good as Pete LeCoc.

Yeah. All right, Johnny. All right, go ahead. Oh, fuck. Billy. I'm trying to figure out if this guy's injured. Or if he's still alive. Yeah.

He's a player that was born in the 19th century. Going with JD Martinez. Okay. Designated hitter. All right, Dodgers. Socks legend. It is weird seeing, you know, first maybe some people that listen to this show, maybe aren't locked into baseball, but they have the D H in the National League now.

And it's it's weird to see. Yeah, I knew that. It's breaking news. No, I'm saying obviously we know that but there's probably people listening that are like, what? DH on the Dodgers, how does that work? Now we're not going to see like a pitcher hit or like, show you, Tony, like that's pointless. Show you, Tony is a pitcher and he does hit. I know, but he picked the one guy that when he pitches does he hit.

No, I'm going to see people, you know, don't draw Willis. Yeah. He picked the one guy that when he pitches does he hit? No, I'm gonna see people you know don't draw Willis. Yeah, was a pitcher that could he could rake. What's the point? Oh, Zimbrano fuck yes raked What's the point of knowing how to pitch and knowing how to hit if you can't do it in the same game? Linsa come hit to yeah, he had to yeah, take your edda. Yeah, yeah Everyone John Lester hit his one home run. That was electric. When Bartol Kallone hit his one home run. Yeah. That was awesome.

Okay, who's up? There's another one. We talked about it. Yeah. I'm gonna go with Randy or Roserana, left field or Tampa Bay. Okay, you're like really good. Yeah, I have a future on the days.

We're gonna say Billy, hold on. You get a thought, give it to us. Not the devil, is anymore. Does O'Connor get paid way more because he can do both? I don't know what his contract, I mean, he's still on his first contract. He will get paid in massive, massive amount of money. Like if he can pitch and hit, they should pay him as a pitcher.

It's two players. Yeah. And he's very good at both. Yeah. He will get paid a shitload of money. Like he should get like way more money. He's going to get a lot of money. He should get like two contracts worth of money. He's going to get a lot of money.

OK. It's making me think. Hank, people can call me a fake fan. I don't care. Just move to Chicago. I will be watching a lot more Cubs games. I'm going to try and get into the Cubs trying, you know, cheer him on. So for that reason, that reason alone, I'm taking Patrick Wisdom.

I was gonna say you're in guess. Going on, Patrick Wisdom does rake. He gets a bunches. Yeah, I mean, I, you know, you already took a third base. Oh, no, I am divers. Shit. Oh no, hey damn divers Shit Unless you want to make wisdom your hip-hop pitch guy Or else fun's ineligible. No You're passing yeah, I'll take no months his third base, too Fuck

Give me a CUNE a junior gone gone Gone, yeah. Give me Jake Berger. Nope, third base. Lindor? I think he's available. Okay. Sure. Yeah, Lindor short stop. Okay, I will go with, um, shame.

I'll take Max once even though he has a hamstring. Damn it. I'll take Max once a pick It's not that bad of a hamstring. Yeah, I'm gonna have a injured player. I read it even playing fields It's not gonna go on the ILs. Yeah, okay, Max All right, I am going to take a player that has not been drafted yet And that do this. I'm gonna, you know what? I'm gonna take Patrick Wisdom. Nice.

Third base. I hope he hits so many home runs. Yeah, I hope he does too. I'm rooting for him. And then next, I am going to go with as Nolan Gorman picked yet. No, I'll believe so. All right, I got Gorman base. I can base second base filling out the infield Okay

Okay, I am going to go with center fielder For the Pittsburgh pirates the stunner of the season so far jack Swinsky all right good pick yeah, Axe Swins he fucking crushes balls. Chicago guy. Oh, so whiskey. Hank, you're up. Oh, I thought it was 50.

I'm going to go with, shout out everyone's listening right now. You know what, for the AWO's, I was just thinking I was like, this is quiet. No, it's watching. I'm brutal. I'm gonna get drunk. I'm gonna drink a beer because it gets one.

It's July 3rd and there's no way you have work today So drink along with us as we draft. Why the fuck is the baseball reddit? Just R-Baseball private? What the fuck oh they get accepted. Oh, it's the fucking they know you're not a seam head. Oh, aren't they striking right now? Right, it's all fucked up. Oh, is it on strike or something? It's like third party No, right. It's all fucked up. Oh, it's better on strider something. I think it's like third party. DJ quick quick explanation. What's going on? Stop right at sir. Just all locked up and messed up right now. Got it. My choice are quits like Billy. Were you going to just quickly be like, Hey, I'm doing a thing. There's only league. Everyone drop your favorite thingers. No, no, I was researching something else. Uh, I'm going to go with the legend from Brazil.

I'm gonna go with the legend from Brazil. Jan Gomes. Nice. Thatcher. Jan Cubs. I say Jan too. Oh shit, I'm coming up soon. Fuck. He he.

I'm gonna go with this guy who's been all over Twitter since he got called up, Ellie Dela Cruz on the reds. Everyone's been talking about him. Yeah. I took the pick with the kids. Yeah. Yes. That group was it.

Oh yeah, those guys. All right, I have a question about that, you know, not to distract the job. Oh, this good. Billy, you think while we talk about this, if the fuckers are locked, all the reddits, what is that? MLB.com.

Yes, Ben, dude. Reddit is Billy's brain. Yeah, that's what you feel done. All the day of La Cruz, the 70s, multiple positions on reds.com is a short stop. So he's like, where do I get all my opinions from now? He hit his first home run as a walk off and then everyone was online being like,

if I caught a home run, I would negotiate for so much. I would ask for this. This from now. What would you actually, because everyone says that, but it's kind of like being in a real negotiation. Like, would you actually have the balls to really try and negotiate some sick or I feel like what he got compensated for what he did, which is just catch a home run ball was pretty fair. Yeah, I think I would give those like Aaron judges last year, you'd ask for money, but

first home run, it's like what what what do you expect? Yeah, for first home run, I think you could probably get away with doing like free ticket to a game all you can drink. Yeah, that seems like a fair trade, right? Yeah. That one in particular, everyone was like this kid should ask for more and it's like it's no, he got he got didn't he get a signed bat? Yeah, he got everything.

If it was at like a nationals game or a pirates game where they do the races, I would want to be one of the parogies that raced I would if I caught that ball it would be like Signed bat pick picture. Let me throw out the first pitch. What about a record breaker? Record breaker you hold on to any cell That's just fact But that guy did hold on to it tried to auction it and didn't go well for him I would also though like if you caught judges Record breaking home run that wasn't actually

the record breaking home run because the record is 70, I would have offered, like I would offer judge to buy it back for less than what I could get in auction. You know what I mean, like if I could get 500,000 in auction, I'd be like judge, let's do 250, sign some stuff, like I'm not gonna be a dick about it. Cash. Cause then you have to be taxes.

I think the derch eater 3000. It was like an all time fleece by the Yankees. What did they get? Yeah, because it was a home run. It was a home run. He got it. And he settled for like playoff tickets in a suite. And he had he was like six K and that. Oh, they took them in the back and like I

Would want a gift basket a sleepover and a gift basket Okay, so I've been trying to find who my hit by pitch guy Wait, so you we've been doing all this and you still don't have a pick? No, I got a guy I've been trying to figure out who's the most hated man in baseball currently that people want to hit Oh, that's a good thing. That was my strategy. Like a guy who like is gonna get beamed and I love to know where reddit factors into how you're gonna get that out. Well, the threads were who's the most hated man in baseball

right now. I was trying to find, cause I think like Jose Altuvé, like everyone's over hating him. Guys, who is your fan? Yeah. I think it's the fans in the media. Ah, you still don't know. I'm going to Carlos. Oh fuck is he even playing Carlos, Korea. Okay, okay, wait as you're hit by

Shortstop already said it doesn't matter. What does it doesn't matter? Okay, perfect So you're playing it you're using him as you're hit by pitch guy. Yep Carlos. Yeah, I think he probably it's a lot of home runs no my guy. Yep Carlos. Yeah. That he probably it's a lot of home runs. No. My I mean, I took a result by taking him as my hit by pitch guy. You guys can't have it. Correct. Correct. Just move defense. Smart. Alright, Shane and Evan. We're gonna go with we're gonna go with Nolan Gorman. He's gone on. Oh, no. on. Oh no. Just do command, definitely the sheet to double check. I got it. Um, we're going to go Francisco Alvarez catch the

Metz. Yep. Okay. Um, I am going to I'm going to go with Tatees. I think he's playing right field this year. Francisco Alv over. Okay. I'm putting it, sir. I'm putting a bounty on Carlos Kareya's head. Any MLB pitcher who hits him. He says, um, we'll get something. Suck your dick.

Sure. At least go suck your dick. Yeah, that's bad bounty. Yes, terrible bounty. We can chill.'s bad bounty. Yes, terrible. We can chill worst bounty Tour of the barstral office Okay, who's up? I'm gonna go with

Brady Freeman. Okay, he loves the braves on the Dodgers on the braves on the Dodgers What he does love the race and then Nolan Aranado Who okay? Third base. Yep. All right. Is it Matt's this is me? I'm gonna go with Boba Shet I can take it take it take it take it great pick though great value great value great value all right now now Oh, no, no, I'm all throwing out

I was pretty this was definitely gonna happen Correlean around five career by the way has the same amount of home runs as flattie junior Hain on flattie junior that was a bad first round. He is a stud Not a top 60 all right I was last year shit give Give him some time. All right, my next I'll go with Julio Rodriguez Okay You're right, he is. Okay. It's on your field.

We are gonna go with Corbin Carroll, left field. Nice. I'm in backs. Has anyone taken Jordan Alvarez yet? Yeah, you can look that up also on the sheet. I took him in the first round. Who's pick is it now, Max? It's Billy.

Oh. TJ, do you have a grade of that? Was that a full turn? That was the end of the fourth, yeah. Worst pick in those two rounds. Do you have the sheet? You have the grade of that? Was that a full turn? I was the end of the fourth, yeah. Worse pick in those two rounds. Do you have the sheet? You have the spreadsheet in place? No, probably.

I guess probably because he had some runs. Okay. No, yeah. But also to take away home runs for other people. Sure. Think about the negative home run in fact. You're right. Yeah.

I'm under thinking it. It's your sub's head. I'm going with Brett- Do we do? Shit, sorry. Brent Rucker? Sounds good. Brent Rucker. I'm very close to motioning for Billy to put on AutoDraft.

I would avoid if I could. I'm like, I'm- I got Aaron Judge and Mike Trout. I like, that's AutoDraft. Good names. You got good names. Yeah. Great names. Okay. My turn. I'll go with- Trout I like that's auto-draight names. You got good names. Yeah great names Okay, my turn I'll go with Chicago guy Luis Robert Okay, Center fielder it sucks. It sucks 15 homers at the time of this recording. Okay

I'm gonna take a left fielder here. I need to fill my left field. I'm torn between two people I am too, so I'm probably gonna take the one you don't take I'm gonna give it to you. No, I don't want that. Yeah, you deserve he's who you deserve He's more tied to the show he's more tied to you and PFT so I do I was take one so talk Who I wanted but you have to take now I'll take Christian Wait, I need positions I mean It's just be gentlemen fill in your own I am

Bossers dammit it helps you keep track of what you need and what you know does whatever Christian y'all She's gonna he's gonna do it for stinks back there right next to each other was like I should take one so to but also yell It's yeah, you could have bought one soda. Stuck it to me more when Christian Yellowish, you want a trade? No. First trade of the season? First for a different player.

No, no, no, no, we have to trade position for position. I know, I'm saying like, let me free up, I guess. No, I wanted, I wanted a, wait, did you take, I want, I want wisdom. That's one wisdom. I got wisdom. Yeah. What do you have?

Devers. Now I like wisdom. Okay. PFT. You have two picks. Lots of stands. So do I yell it? Yeah, I've yell it.

All right. I got two picks. So I'm going to go with, uh, can Fordo. Has he been taken? I don't believe so. Yeah. Okay. I'm going to the with Conforto has he been taken I don't believe so yeah, I'm going fielder right fielder like art wait left fielder right fielder right fielder Right fielder San Francisco going by ESPN. I'm a bit right fielder. So for my next pick after that. I'm going to go with Julio Rodriguez on Amit right pick wait, I don't think someone circle maxed it with Julio Rodriguez on image. Right?

Pick. Wait, I don't think someone took him. Max did. I did. Oh, you did. Oh, you just wrote J. Rod. Oh, if you look at the top, I'm writing the snake draft. All right, I'm gonna go with first baseman, Milwaukee Brewer,

Routy Telles. Nice. He's a great name to root for. Nice. Nice. OK, so I am up. Who is this getting tough, boys? It's getting really tough.

Let's see. I want to make sure that he hasn't hit it in bunches. Is he gotten? Oh, no, he hasn't had a home run in a fucking forever You know what I'm gonna do it I'm gonna do it because I Have a future on this team I'm gonna take Ryan Mount Castle first base in Baltimore Orioles

Ryan Mount Castle, first base in Baltimore, Orioles. 35 to one. My three futures this year, Orioles, 35 to one, raised 13 to one, and the Chicago Cubs, 100 to one, not looking so good. It was actually funny because when I put in the Cubs at 100 to one, they then went down to 60 to one, and I was like, damn, great value by me.

They're back to 100 to one. So, not so great. Go Cows Go. Here we go. I want to come. Chicago, what do you say? All right. I'm going to take my designated hitter

and I'm going to take Marcel O'Zuna. Nice. Atlanta Braves, 13 Dingers on the year. That's about the extent of what I know about him Used to play for the Marlins Delt are dealing with some legal troubles. Yep. Yep. Outlaw. I mean, she's got to play harder Got legal fees to put. Oh, yeah, he had that DIY video. I don't know something. I don't know I don't know something I don't know

Something to handcuff from Hank. I mean listen. This isn't this isn't the ethic. Who was it? Who you pick Marcel? Azuna. I think maybe it was him. Oh no, fuck He I just I just search him he provides an update on status after exiting last night's game following a hit by pitch runs right risk That's the thing hit by pitch guys. Yeah, he got interest because you get 10 points but you get hurt. Alright, cheek. Um, he's day to day. He's fine. 110 foot single. What a beast. That's a guy that's not that's a

dingers only guy. If you're hitting 410 foot singles, only guys that hit fingers can do that. Oh, that means he doesn't hustle. No, yeah, that's that's a guy that hits fingers though. That's a guy that hits the ball and is like that's gone. He's like, that one's gone. Yeah. Okay. Um, I'm going to go right fielder Hunter Renfrow. Okay. Let's hit a home or two minutes ago. Maybe he'll get hot for tomorrow. Here you go. You just, Jake just walked up to the roulette wheel back to back in the arm. He's like, oh shit. That's it. Not it. Okay. Billy. Bobby with junior. Bobby

with junior. He is a shortstop. Yeah. Yeah. Shortstop. Be wet. Nice. Obdub dub nice. All right, who's up? Shannon Evan We're gonna go with Jose Ramirez their base That's good pick. Yep, he's gonna get hot Indians guardians. Sorry guardians Do you think that historically you're allowed to refer to them as Indians like did the cubs beat the Indian? He helps beat the Indian yeah, but then but then does not open what if they played again? It's

It's like yeah red skins won the Super. He did they won three of them actually. Mm-hmm. I mean, it's like Baltimore cults Indiana's cult. Yeah, yeah, it's you know, it is what it is part of our history Hank Yeah, the shape shameful as it is they changed's part of our history, Hank. We're racing. Shameful as it is. They changed it. Yeah. Okay, who's up? I'm Max. If it's so bad to change it, why would they retroact?

I am going to go with... Oh, I worked. Uh, Paul Goldchmit. Okay, Cardinals first place. First place. That doesn't sound like a guy that hits fingers. He does. What does that mean?

Who does that mean? It sounds like a guy that does your. He does. What does that mean? Does that mean? It sounds like a guy that does your taxes. What does that mean, Hank? It just sounds like a normal. It sounds like a normal, a cow-ded. Sounds like a guy that, what? What else do you want to add to that? Maybe your doctor, your lawyer? Maybe it goes to church on Saturday, kind of guy.

No, it just doesn't. I mean, what if his last thing was just Schmidt? What would you say then? It just doesn't sound like a guy. No, it just doesn't. I mean, what if his last thing was just Schmidt? What would you say then? I don't just doesn't sound like a guy doesn't jump off the page as a guy that his fingers. He does hit fingers. We'll see. Okay. Who's up? I'm going to go with Sean Murphy, catcher, braids. Okay. Loading on the braids. Loves. I like that strategy. I really do. Yeah. I mean, they're good team, we're gonna hit fingers. And then at shortstop, Willie Adamis.

Okay. He's still on Tampa. Oh, yeah. I'm up, right? Yep, well, it was the end of the six round. Yeah, T-Jay. T-Jay, T-Jay. I like the, the Soto pick was the best out of that bunch.

So Iank's back. Yeah, T-Jay. He's that bunch. I think back to you. Jay. He's going to. Yeah. Um stay tuned. Oh my god about yellow. He's going to heat up. Maybe.

Okay, who's up? I'm up. This might be stupid because I don't know when he's coming back, but he's such a vibes guy. I'm going to go with jazz chism. Oh nice. Oh, nice. Orleans are horror now. Great name. He's hurt. He's hurt a vibes guy. I'm gonna go with jazz chism. Oh nice. Orleans are hiring now. Great name. He's heard that guy. Right now. He sounds like a guy that hits fingers. Jazz chism. Yes.

Like his fingers, Fox bitches. His name was slow mo chism. That can base max. What if his name? What was last name? That's second base. Hism. They have chism playing center field because the rise is that second. Oh, look at you. Okay. Baseball reference has second base shorts.

Oh, but she just said where is he playing every day, Shane? Center field. I sure it is. Shane. All right. Now I'm all out of the blue. Do you have a center field or no? Yes, I do.

No, I'm like available. Sorry. I don't yeah All right fine fuck it. I'll take flavor then Okay, he's playing he's playing second, right? Mm-hmm. Yeah good pick We are gonna go with Marcus Simion second base All right, okay, Billy. I'm going with Jake Berger, third base. Okay. Burger sandwich. I'm going to go with Brandon Lau. Second basement, Tampa Bay. Okay. Okay. Great pick. My original plan was to just pick a bunch of Chicago Cubs and White Socks, but then I realized

not a lot of them hit fingers. So that, that, that got, ran its course, but now I think I'm just going to be a Pods guy. Okay. I live in San Diego. I'm taking Tati's junior. All right, feel. Take them already.

I've got a lot of stuff. I've got a lot of stuff. A lot of stuff. A lot of stuff. A lot of stuff. Great pick though. Yeah. All right, feel Already All along Great pick though. Yeah when like 15 minutes ago. So I even do is Roy's He's on the old score through it. You you Forth route Oh Brandon loud just went on the injured list. Oh

Straft is awesome You know, I'm having a great time. I will take Teoscar Hernandez, right fielder Seattle Mariners. Okay. You took Vlad Jr. as the right fielder. Oh, Hank,

where are you from? No, Vlad's the first baseman. Shane. Yeah, Shane, can we get a rolling on Vlad's the first baseman Shane Yeah, Shane, can we get a rolling on Vlad's positioning? I'm sorry. Can we get a rolling on Vlad's positioning? I think he's drunk too. What? Yeah, you're right. Your position has Vlad been playing first base. Okay. He's listed on the first. I call it so Vlad's your first baseman so orange and then Tioskir Hernandez. Yes.

Right field there. Okay. And Tati Soto one two punch. Okay. I'm gonna take a nice you want trade. No, thank you. Sure. No, thank you. Oh, wait. Is this guy been picked? Sure. This is getting tough. Yeah, thank you sure no, thank you. Oh Wait, is this guy been picked? Sure? This is getting tough. Yeah, but you trade off her even if your guys hurt the other teams aren't guaranteed the score while they're hurt That's what's great about fingers only fingers only. I'm trading a guy as 11 homeruns for guys as 12 That's all that's good value. I'll trade you I'll give you something else max We can do a double trade if you want no, no, thank you. You're fun, you're a lot of fun.

I like the vibe, Tatis is a vibes guy. I mean, that's a guy you want, that's a guy I want in my club now. It's always suspended, it's teammate's hit him. No, he's a great guy. I'll give you Jan Gomes. No, thank you. All right, I'm gonna take Wander Franco.

What position? Short stop. Raise. Okay, all right, good pick. I'm just picking teams, guys from teams and I have bets on I'm going to go with I'm gonna go with Siri Yeah, I saw that from the from the raise position center field and then I'm gonna go adult and varsore Blue Jay

Big B.J. Nice left field I'm so stupid. I should have taken Dan's V-Swan's and fuck. If you want him, if you need a short stop, Hank. Let's go with, I'll go with, Estery Ruiz. Are you serious? I'm not gonna make a computer. You look at my computer. Oh, I'm sure we have the same exact thing pulled up MLB baseball players stats hit by pitch

Eating the lead by pitch player. Oh, I'm league with 12. What is it? S-thruary? Yes Suary like a river like a he's got 12 small river 120 points. That's incredible. Yeah You need to keep up the pace Pirate Simon's calling me Pirate Simon is it just one away? That's wild you pick up. I was about it might be an accident What a steal by me. Yeah literally I had him leading the Lee I had him pulled up damn Okay me. Yeah literally I had him leading the lead. I had him pulled up. Damn. Okay. Um,

that changes everything. All right, I will go with Zach Netto. What position? Hit by pitch. That's not saying. No, it's not. No, no I'm sorry. I said, I'm sorry. I said, I'm sorry. I said, I'm sorry. I said, I'm sorry. I said, I'm sorry. I said, I'm sorry. I said, I'm sorry. I said, I'm sorry. I said, I'm sorry. I said, I'm sorry.

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I said, I'm sorry. I said, I said sure I have third baseman. What does he do nowadays? Third baseman for the Braves Austin Riley. I'm tell you We put call with him. I'm going with Yandy Diaz as my first baseman. He's listed as first basement. But some are already. No, no, no. On your front. Come on. There's a thing of young.

I command. I'm just saying young. I command F. Yondi. So Yandidi as first base. Yeah, but for some reason, he's listed third base sometimes. Shane, can you weigh in?

What's up? Is Yandidi as a first basement or a third basement? What's up? Is Yandee Diaz a first basement or a third basement? He's first. Cool. Nice. Good pick, Billy. All right, Shane and Evan. We're going to go Jonathan India for our hit by pitch guy. Okay. Jonathan, India is sixth right now. Hit by pitches. He has on the 10th last year. He's working his way up.

Yeah. It's got all your stats. I'm going to go. I'm going to go another fell. Trey Turner. Sure. Slow start, but he's coming back. What was this vintage max talking himself into a pick?

Yeah. I'll be sure He said sure to no one I was gonna take Is he list that sure set yeah, shorts the like are you sure max no, he's just sure Oh, no, yeah, no, yeah, no. No. Yeah, that's max. All right memes. I got a question And this is very, uh, no one, no one who's listening right now is going to know what we're talking about. Just cream live in the office. DJ. He's a, he's a Viva ours.

Car swap body. Yeah, it's Tuesday night. And Jack Mac and Travie for the boys are in the cave right now. 11.30. All right. I like that grinding. You got to you got to add you and and bubble to that list. Yeah. That's that's the. That's the Viva. That's the that's the Viva. Somebody who don't know. On around here are for so solely for stuly. Some may call him legendary guy. He's already moved to Chicago. He said that anyone who works past 6 p.m. Is it 6 p.m.? Yeah. You call that Viva hours. Viva hours have now begun.

It's man time. Yeah. Dude, don't make. OK. Who's up? I'm going to go with Jared. Kellenick. Yep.

Mariners. This is good. We're learning names. I heard Kellenick. What position? What's all about? Yeah. I like that's the beauty of this.

Is that you? Yeah, we start following us. We need an is that you yeah, we start following guys. Um, we need an update from TJ because we have eight down to. Yeah. Um, I think there's a lot of value left on the board. I feel like you guys are pointing a list too much and not to the names. Some names are here. My top. Oh, we're kind of boxing. Not Jesus. Good. Yeah. Only pick one position. Yeah. If you scroll down a little bit though, there's some like huge name guys that came off injuries I was looking at currently. Yeah, that are going to hit 30 home runs in the rest of the year Any senator fielders you would take

Oh, don't give up. Don't give them a tip. I Keep seeing seeing center It's catcher. I'll go with jazz chasm. Yeah, I'm taking. No, you know what I'm taking. I wasn't taking. Oh, yeah, because hey, couldn't take him. As center fielder. Yeah. It's good value. It's great. Yeah, make a list of names that you would pair. You can tell us the end. Who's up? This would be me.

You sound excited. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hurry up. Do you feel any pressure as the person who played baseball longest on this show? For sure. Oh, wait a minute.

Is he, I gotta, let me just make sure we don't have an injury and then I'm good. Three. Two. I think you, oh shit. Let me just make sure we don't have an injury and then I'm good three two I think you man named Machado Good pick do you know one of the names you were thinking of TJ? Yes, let's go. You guys can see my computer screen any bitch auto Third base to be fair TJ also gave me a name that I didn't take because of the integrity of the game

Jake I think I deserve some credit for that's huge. What's the name? I'm not gonna tell you that's not integrity at all really I'm not saying I'm a shenanigan. We're gonna go with Adam Duval center field. They're fucking Duval I'm going with Gary Sanchez at catcher he's been like three teams the way for oh Gary a lot longer than the best nickname elgarry but he what do you mean wait shame I'm the balls what position center field purple okay so billy took

Gary what's wrong Gary Sanchez oh he's great I love them on the Yankees He's just like not guaranteed to be in the league Why not because he's been on the Metz. He's been on I think the twins. He's hitting dingers He's got five runs this season catch Can't call a game Plair and he's having a bad year I can't switch my pick.

Can't help. No. You cannot. No, he's like a better hitter than he is a catcher. Yeah, I should take him as your DH. No, what? Wait, if he's a catcher and he's at DH for a game, is that count? All right, go.

Change. There's no way that anyone's gonna like catch onto that. Right. Right. Yeah. Yeah, I can pay attention. Um, hmm. Let's go. I'm gonna go with Adley Rutchman. Okay. Nice. Superstar. Superstar. Let's go. I'm gonna go with Hadley Rutchman. Okay, nice.

Superstar. Superstar. Oh, that's your Baltimore. All right, Hank, did I steal him from you? No, you did not. I got in Gohms. Yeah. I'm gonna take my, I believe I need a center field there.

I'm gonna take my center field there. Mask guy, girl with his cousin, great name, legendary name, Mike is Tremsky. Center field there, San Francisco dry ins. Hey, good name, legendary name, Mike is Tremsky, center field, there, San Francisco dry ins. Hey, good pick, good pick, good pick. All right, I have a pick. I'm gonna go with, I grew up with this cousin as cousin didn't have the same last name as a Tremsky.

Always felt bad. It does suck. You gotta just change. Carrier is Cumpers, he's grandson, but yeah. People don't know. I'll go with Cal Raleigh From the Seattle Mariners, okay, I'm looking at fan grass right now. He has eight home runs Minus three and a half he should have 11 and a half home runs, so that's a great

11 and a half home runs. It should have 11. He's an underachiever. I'm looking at I just I just found this list I really wish I had it. Kyle Raleigh's second base. Catcher. Kyle Raleigh's catcher. Seattle Mariners. He got it. I'm gonna go with Adam Frazier,

second baseman, Bulmer Orals. Okay. And then, I think I'm gonna take a short stop. Adam Frazier's second base. Yep. Second base, take a short stop out of Frazier second base. Yep second base and Add short stop Oh, wait, you took Nolan Gorman wait, did I? Yes, you have Nolan Gorman of course. Yeah, my man Nolan Gorman. Yeah, okay, so you need

Okay, so you need. Yeah. Yeah. Of course. You need a catcher. It's testing you. You need a catcher in short stop, PFC. Oh, catcher is no engorment as second baseman? I have him as second baseman.

Yes, yes. I see. I don't see red or blue on your team. Okay. I need a, I'm going to go with Anthony Volpy. Oh, nice. Yeah, there we go. Yeah, he's been playing short.

He's been playing short. So yeah, pick PFT. Hey, pick. Thanks, PFT. Well, so I looked I looked it up because I was going to maybe pick him as well. And the first article was Yankees or Brian, you're sorry, not Brian cash and what the fuck is name? Brett Boone, Aaron Boone says that Anthony Volpe is staying up. Can I answer this? Good.

Look at what he's saying. That's one less thing I have to worry about. That's never a good conversation after you have to ask if he's staying up. Oh, David, what's the voice panel? Is your question, Hank? No, my freshman year basketball coach, this guy's a legend. Coach DJ, he gets everyone's information. He calls them every year on their birthday.

Call to just call me, but I didn't answer. Oh, call him back. Whoa. Fresh. Your past around in your mission. Time for the final round. He's lives. Are you still up? I am still up coach DJ. I'm actually recording. I'm recording a podcast right now. So you're to your live on the air. Thank you for calling. Oh, Henry, I love you. Fantastic. I am very glad. I missed you last year, but I wanted to say

happy birthday. Thank you coach. I appreciate it. I always appreciate you reaching out. Yeah, I'm glad you are on the podcast and I'm sorry that I'm so old that I actually don't know what happened to you. But I'm glad to hear that you're doing so well. Appreciate you coach. Hope're doing so well. Appreciate your coach. Hope everything's going well. Everything is fantastic. Just went to saw the citric guys today playing a well-seed league and they won by two and a buzzer beat

about, you know, what have you guys? You keep me going. All of you do. Love it. Thanks, coach. Absolutely. Love you. Happy birthday and keep doing what you're doing.

All right. Love you you to have a good one You too all right, all right That's fucking over my heart I want my heart that guy's the man I love you DJ every single year holy shit and he's called you go where you did you was your coach? Freshman year high school. Oh 16 years ago. Yeah, close you every every year. Every every every one of his players. Oh, my God. That guy is the man. But he probably just has to call people all the time. Yeah. That's awesome.

Well, it gets probably a rule. He's probably gets to call someone every day. Yeah. Mm-hmm. A rule. That's actually a good strategy. He's a man. So this is the last round. So if you look at the top, this should be one missing color for your final position. All right. Go ahead. PFTs. You already picked the last round. So if you look at the top, there should be one missing color for your final position. All right, go ahead, PFT, is you already picked your last pick? Oh, I get another pick.

That's right. Just look Volpe, yeah. That took Volpe. So it's definitely staying up. Definitely staying up. What do you think TJ about Volpe? Is he definitely staying up? Yeah, he's not gonna hit a bunch of,

I'll run some. Well, you don't know that. He's got that. He's Yankee's fan. I'd say 20 max. Okay, well, that's 12 more home runs. That's a shit little home runs. 12 more points.

Who would you have taken TJ? I got a list. I don't want to take pictures. Yeah, bet you do. All right, so... I know, I need to catch her. And so for my catcher, I'm going to take a guy,

a little guy you may have heard of him, goes by the name of JT real Muto ice Ice Philly We think about that max. I almost took him in like the third round, but you didn't I know now I got real Muto, baby Big cut second Is a bad pick but I have to have at least one couple on my team. So I'm gonna take Nico Horner second pace It's a bad pick, but I have to have at least one couple on my team. So I'm a technical owner. Second base.

That sports team. He hasn't he hasn't had a home run like a month. Hank also second base man. Yep. I'm going strictly on name recognition. Kevan Bigeo. Having Bigeo. Yeah.

So that was the guy I was looking up and I was like, ooh, he's having a bad year. Yeah, I know he's adding 190. Yeah, it's home run though. Right. And I looked him up and I was like, oh, he's having a bad year. Yeah, I know. He's adding 190. Yeah, it's home run though. Right. And I looked him up because I got him at 202. Oh, nice. So TJ, when TJ tip this off, I went and looked deep

in the list trying to find someone. I saw him and I saw that he hasn't played a ton of games. Like, go to get injured. He's just sitting a bunch. Yeah, but he's a bishio. He had a home run tonight. Oh, thank you. Go.

It was in count though. It was in count. It was not count. Tomorrow is the first day. Okay. Me, I needed a DH, and I think this is someone TJ was hinting at, but John Carler Stanton has been injured, and he just did his fifth home run.

Ah, that's a DH. We were in it. We were really, really dumb. I almost let that slip. But he'll get injured again probably, but I'll also hit like 10 home runs before that. God damn it. Shit.

Yeah. D H then. See, just out here who you're talking about, that was on the list. Yeah. Yeah. Damn it. We might be the only fantasy baseball league that did it.

Carlos Stanton. Actually, we're doing this league from game one because fingers only rules. Yeah. We already will be down. Some will love tracking this. Okay, Billy, last pick. Let me just figure out this guy's healthy. Go in a. Zach McKinch

never mind never never was very close Billy you need a second base now I'm looking I work on this whole time I just found out there's projections to that you could find I've been looking through those okay I'm going with Jorge Palanco, okay, that's a good name or a block of twins

Yeah, okay, who's up? Shannon Evan needs What's your name? What's wrong? Shannon Evan D.H. Hey, okay, a tornado hamster. Oh, no serious me. What's wrong? Staying in Heaven D.H. J-Pool. Okay. Torne Amstrad. Oh, no. Are you serious? You're going to have a torn rotator cuff.

I know. But then, I can expense the surgery. Sweet. We're going to go with, uh, we're going to go with Justin Turner. Oh, right, Zach. OK. As a D H. Yep. I will go with time.

I'm going to win this league. I will go with Thai France as my hit by pitcher. Is he up there? In hit? Yeah, he is. Base number two. Who's number one? Ruiz. Oh, yeah, that's right.

S3 Ruiz. Sorry, Hank. That's gonna change. That's gonna change. That's fate. Because think about it like Juan Soto, could he hit like five more home runs? Then Christian Yelich, but if S3 Ruiz gets just hit by a pitch two more times, that's insane value. All right, Mr. relevant memes needs to hit by pitch player. I was gonna take time for an Andres him and his okay.

All right, my success. All right, real quick. Go go back through. Hey, it's not trash pictures for a tiebreaker. This is strikeouts strikeouts. Pictures for tiebreaker. Let's do it fast Yeah, just go quick. We weren't doing Do you not want to be a first? I think I should get to go first. Yeah, go first. Yeah, so in last

I'm going to go with strider. Yeah, I'll go with Kevin Gaussman Strider. Yeah, I'll go with Kevin Gossman. You pick, Big Cat. Thank you. This means very little. No, you know, no, that mean everything. That you know what, Max just did Max insured. Yeah, that is going to come down to his picture in the last game. Yeah, shut up. This is like picking shut up in the last hour. You don't think it means anything, but it couldn't mean everything. I'll go. It's good. Me for second place mean everything. I'll go for second place, too. I'll go show. Hey, nice. Show has been picked up.

Oh, yeah. Yes, we have to pay twice. I'm so happy. I didn't pick. That's in Kershaw. I'm playing Kershaw. That's so dude. Was he picked in the first?

Was this second pick? Well, no, it was the first overall. It was the first overall pick. Overall pick. I'm an inkar Shah. Damn dude, first overall pick. I'm an inkar Shah. I'll go get her cold. Why not?

Fuck, that's what I was. Okay. Shit, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. I want to see a word cloud of things that we've said during this track. I think it's mostly just fuck. Yeah. All right, Billy. I'm going to shame the plan in. Okay. That's good. Pick. Raise. We're going to go Hunter green. Okay.

Reds. I will go with Tristan McKenzie. Did somebody pick Garicol? Yes. Zach Wheeler. All right. Oh, for wow. How do you not pick Zach Wheeler Max? Take fan.

Yeah, I don't know. I'm the picture doesn't matter. It's not going to matter. All right. So this is strikeout starting Wednesday, June 14th. Yes. Well, you might be like tied for second. Strike breaker.

Uh, TJ, who'd we leave out? Uh, Nick Castelanos. Uh, Hunter Renfrow. Oh, we should have taken Castelanos Renfrow. I'm sure I've forgotten. Gunner Henderson. Okay. I thought I think he's going to be really good.

Bragman. Did anybody take Bragman? No. Joey Gallo has 11. It's a guy named Vinny Pasquatino that's supposed to be cool. Joe and Gallo has 11 homers. Joey Gallo is destroying the ball. Pasquatino is hurt right now as well. Oh my god.

Pasquatino? Vinny Pasquatino. No, nobody took Bounder. We should have taken, I can't believe nobody took Castolanos. Just in case. I was looking at it. That's on memes. Like, what's on memes?

He's only cool in two. Yeah, that's on the surf box. That was a Cincinnati thing. That's on memes. He's only cool. That's your fox. That's Cincinnati thing. That's your fetish. Yeah, listen, that was a thing. Well, Jimmy Carter is going to die any day now. Castelanos is going to cast the run. Castellanos has been really, really good this year. He like, he's been on fire, but he still hasn't been hitting that many home runs. So that makes you'll probably hit a shit little home runs. I don't know. I think that like he he's playing as well as he possibly could be playing right now and still not hitting like he's hitting a shit ton of doubles.

He beat. Okay. You might as well say what else? Hit dingers. Paul De Jong. Okay. Like you got shaken. I just did one from every position.

Um, TJ, you should do you have one from every position? I need a pitcher. You should track yours. Okay. Yeah. An official. T.J. T.J. T.J. Heats us.

Descrap Steve. It's like the heat. It's like the heat. Undraft the team. Yeah. Put it into the text me or you'll miss all out of the T.J. Got it. Damn.

All right. Well, if you finish top two, we should, Tee is you get something. To laugh at us during the video. You should get to pick what the picture has to wear. Like, you can finish top two. I mean, this has been a painful draft to get through, but the fun of the league starts now

Yeah, it's gonna be very fun league to keep track of and thank God we taped all this on a podcast so people could listen to this and be like What did I just listen? Yeah, you just listen to guys saying names many of which were repeats Forty-check yeah My team's good enough to not come and last you think could be good enough to come in second those guys We're going harder than us in this room back there. I think so sick. They didn't have it meant business They took no hesitation on their back. I'd like to apologize to Josh Smith I'm gonna be rooting for me to get hit by a pitch after you battle back like almost dying by getting hit by a pitch. Yeah I would like Josh not apologize to

Esther Ruiz. Just keep getting fucking plunked. Josh, I just hope you get hit like on your shoulder a lot. It will be such a game changer. So as a guy get hit by a pitch like 10 times. Yeah, just take your ass out there Josh. These are ass huge.

I've got a bounty on Carlos Correa for any animal be picture. What are you going to do? Can I give him a tour of the office be picture. What are you going to do? Can I give him a tour of the office? Is that what they're going to know? Yeah. Or the whole office, the deep office.

Or the office. Very, very back of the office. T.J., can you do us one last favor? Yep. Can you go, because we trust you, can you go hit the lottery ball machine? Yeah. OK.

Before you do that Not gonna say the word yet Numbers oh You said numbers really I just said numbers. They're done What the fuck you said numbers, but you just said numbers in a sentence. Oh, I said numbers. If you listen back, I said numbers after you said, let me go 21. I'm going to wait T.J. Hold on.

Oh, you can just tell us. Make sure you put it back in if there's one in there. T.J. I'm getting the room up here. What? Oh, oh, T.J. is getting the room. I'm doing 40. I'll do 17. I'll do 17.

I think I'm the only one that drank all 40 ounces. Beams, have you ever gotten this? What the hell is going on in the sea? I don't believe so. I could have got it by the day this airs. Probably not though. No, probably not. As of now.

Probably not. But when is now? Me, we got it. Meams and Shane numbers. 28. One. 20. Team number. Uh, Evan. Five. Well, hope Evan gets it. The V. O. He's 55 55. All right. This is perfect. Alright, this perfect. Darn, dirty pre-wank. If I, dude. Genuinely rooting for you, Hank.

What is that? I can't see. Short to the camera. Joe O. TJ. Oh, is that, oh, 68! Oh, my God. Oh my, oh, Jesus. Oh, so close.

I ain't gonna gotten it on his birthday, even though this is Eric, three weeks later. Oh, Jesus. So close. I ain't got a button on his birthday, even though this is a right three weeks later. Oh, man. I could have been rational. All right. Well, so schedule, no show, obviously July 4th for no show on Wednesday. Friday, we have Dungeons and Dragons with special guest,

Donnie. So get excited. Great, great episode with Tim Woods back and then on Sunday we'll be back together. Love you guys 아프다는 걸 아프다는 걸 아프다는 걸 아프다는 걸 아프다는 걸 아프다는 걸 아프다는 걸 아프다는 걸 아프다는 걸 아프다는 걸 아프다는 걸 아프다는 걸 아프다는 걸 아프다는 걸 아프다는 걸 아프다는 걸 아프다는 걸 아프다는 걸 아프다는 걸 아프다는 걸 아프다는 걸 아프다는 걸 아프다는 걸 아프다는 걸 아프다는 걸 아프다는 걸 아프다는 걸 아프다는 걸 아프다는 걸 아프다는 걸 아프다는 걸 아프다는 걸 아프다는 걸 아프다는 걸 아프다는 걸 아프다는 걸 아프다는 걸 아프다는 걸 아프다는 걸 아프다는 걸 아프다는 걸 아프다는 걸 아프다는 걸 아프다는 걸 아프다는 걸 아프다는 걸 아프다는 걸 아프다는 걸 아프다는 걸 아프다는 걸 아프다는 걸 아프다는 걸 아프다는 걸 아프다는 걸 아프다는 걸 아프다는 걸 아프다는 걸 아프다는 걸 아프다는 걸 아프다는 걸 아프다는 걸 아프다는 걸 아프다는 걸 아프다는 걸 아프다는 걸 아프다는 걸 아프다는 걸 아프다는 걸 아프다는 걸 아프다는 걸 아프다는 걸 아프다는 걸 아프다는 걸 아프다는 걸 아프다는 걸 아프다는 걸 아프다는 걸 아프다는 걸 아프다는 걸 아프다는 걸 아프다는 걸 아프다는 걸 아프다는 걸 아프다는 걸 아프다는 걸 아프다는 걸 아프다는 걸 아프다는 걸 아프다는 걸 아프다는 걸 아프다는 걸 아프다는 걸 아프다는 걸 아프다는 걸 아프다는 걸 아프다는 걸 아프다는 걸 아프다는 걸 아프다는 걸 아프다는 걸 아프다는 걸 아프다는 걸 아프 아프다는 걸 아프다는 걸 아프다는 걸 아프다는 걸 아프다는 걸 아프다는 걸 아프다는 걸 아프다는 걸 아프 I'm turning, I'm turning, I'm turning, I'm turning, I'm turning, I'm turning, I'm turning, I'm turning, I'm turning, I'm turning, I'm turning, I'm turning, I'm turning, I'm turning, I'm turning, I'm turning, I'm turning, I'm turning, I'm turning, I'm turning, I'm turning, I'm turning, I'm turning, I'm turning, I'm turning, I'm turning, I'm turning, I'm turning, I'm turning, I'm turning, I'm turning, I'm turning, I'm turning, I'm turning, I'm turning, I'm turning, I'm turning, I'm turning, I'm turning, I'm turning, I'm turning, I'm turning, I'm turning, I'm turning, I'm turning, I'm turning, I'm turning, I'm turning, I'm turning, I'm turning, I'm turning, I'm turning, I'm turning, I'm turning, I'm turning, I'm turning, I'm turning, I'm turning, I'm turning, I'm turning, I'm turning, I'm turning, I'm turning, I'm turning, I'm turning, I'm turning, I'm turning, I'm turning, I'm turning, I'm turning, I'm turning, I'm turning, I'm turning, I'm turning, I'm turning, I'm turning, I'm turning, I'm turning, I'm turning, I'm turning, I'm turning, I'm turning, I'm turning, I'm turning, I'm turning, I'm turning, I'm turning, I'm turning, I'm turning, I'm turning, I'm turning, I'm turning, I'm turning, I'm turning, I'm turning, turning, I'm turning, I'm turning, I'm turning, I'm turning, turning, I'm turning, I'm turning, I'm turning, I'm turning, I'm turning, I'm turning, I'm turning, I'm turning, I'm turning, turning, I'm turning, I'm gonna be Take me I will You're not to be Oh You're not to be

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