Pardon My Take - Jon Rahm, Tyrrell Hatton, Mt Rushmore Of Ways To Waste Money, James Harden Is A Problem & Hard Knocks

Episode Date: August 16, 2023

Hard Knocks episode 2 and we have some questions about the Jets (00:00:00-00:14:56). James Harden is a big problem and we ask Max what he's going to do plus bonus Jake joins the Twitter Space "Does it matter if Obama is gay?" (00:14:56-00:33:07). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including Michael Oher and the Tuohy's with a major doodadoo (00:33:07-00:56:35). Jon Rahm joins the show to talk about his Masters title, being so strong, hardest part about golf, his pants procedure on days with swamp ass and tons more (00:56:35-01:17:11). Tyrrell Hatton joins the show to talk about his golf game, his temper, Liverpool, and more (01:17:11-01:40:55). We then do the Mt Rushmore of ways to waste money and finish up with guys on chicks (01:40:55-02:10:38).You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

Hey part of my take listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen, add free on Amazon Music. On today's part in my take, we have a to for for the people. John Rom, Tyrell Hatton from the PGA, we were out there today watching the guys get ready for the next round of the FedEx playoffs at Olympia Field. So we had a great time talking to both of them. We also are going to talk hard knocks, hard knocks, episode two. We finally got to watch memes famous Jets game against the Panthers preseason week one. We are going to Mount Rush more of ways to waste money. We have a long discussion, a nice discussion with our friend Max about James Hardin and what's going on

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He's gotten hotter as he's aged but my question is and this is no disrespect to erinrodgers because again i am of diehard erinrodgers man this year i walked away from this hard knocks episode two asking myself a simple question who's the coach of the jets that's a very good question is it robert salah i think erinrodgers

coach and waiting or nathaniel hackett or Or Nathaniel Hackett. I have a question about Aaron Rodgers. Okay. Is he in all time like top five hugger? Yeah. He's just, he's hugging everybody. He's going in for the hug, two hands. He gives you the squeeze on the back of your spine, like he's giving the heimlich from the first. He loves, he loves, he loves, he loves to love and he loves grass. Yeah, and he loves grass and he also that was a very funny moment when he went up to his, I'm talking about the field. Yeah, yeah, okay both. But yeah, when he went up to his, former coach, he was like, your fat is shit. I was like, yeah, he is fat as shit. Yeah, that seems, that seemed like he was bustin' his balls, but also it's tough to say that to a guy that is fat.

Yeah, he's very fat. He's like, hey, you fat fuck. And then everyone's like, yeah, he's been eating pop tarts. Yeah, he's like a lon, but I, hey, you fat fuck. And then everyone's like, yeah, he's been eating pop tarts. Yeah. And he's like, oh, long, but I, I really am wondering. And I want to hear from memes because he is our Jets fan. But what struck me was the moment during practice when the offensive line wasn't playing up to snuff

for the Jets and Robert Salah turned to Aaron Rodgers. And he said, we got to get them right for you, buddy. And I said, huh, that's weird. Tail wagging the dog. That feels like Aaron Rodgers is coaching this team, not Robert Salah. Yeah, there's definitely the sense that Aaron Rodgers runs the offense.

And then he takes like a lot of pride, Zach Wilson gets on the field and it's like Aaron is coaching the offense at the point. What he says goes, there's some issues with past protection. I have actually, that's the weakness. Maybe a smart football take on my part. Everyone's talking about Breast Hall, Dalvin Cook joining the Jets, right? They're dealing with offensive line issues, past protection issues.

They're two great players that are joining and running back right now. They don't have a lot of time to work on past protection in the preseason at all. Maybe that might be their biggest issue. Also, I think the fact that their defensive line is so good that they get their ass kicked every the offensive line gets their ass kicked every day by a really good defensive line. That's a little bit of masculinity. Yeah, it is. That you lose your confidence. It also it was a gesture to make their defensive line worse than I'm saying. So that their offensive lines is better speaking of a masculine robber salah saying to the team we were seven, 10 team last year with an awesome defense and a shit offense with Zach Wilson sitting in the room.

Yeah, that he's just got to keep eating shit. So he said that halfway through the film, but at the start of the meeting, he goes, we still have like the stink of a bad offensive team on us. Yeah, last year, like not pulling any punches. Well, Zach Wilson is still playing quarterback in the preseason. Zach Wilson looking great with a big arm sleeve. The du rag still. Yeah.

You should be limited to the amount of swag that you can wear as a backup quarterback. Agreed. I guess he was starting in that game technically, but it's the preseason. You should have to earn the arm sleeve on the non throwing. Agreed. The other big story from this hard knocks is Quinten Williams being awesome.

Shout out Optimus Prime. Shout out Optimus Prime. Shout out his dad. Shout out his agent for getting them paid. We need to get Quinten Williams on this show. Yeah, he seems awesome. He seems like a part of my take guest. He seems like an awesome dude.

And his teeth look great. Remember, he got drafted with braces. Yep, always tough, but that he is completely glowed up. And he also is incredible at his position and really fun to watch. Had 12 sacks in a joint practice. That's a record. Yep.

In our record book, Sack. Update the log. It's great. You could just, you could just just titty bump some guy and just be like, Sack. Oh, yeah, you get, you get like two steps,

two steps of penetration. You're like, that's a Sack. Sack. And then, it's like, I want to pull up. Yeah, it's like, it's like playing, you know, two hand touches a kid. Yeah, I got him. I got him.

I got him. I don't know where I got him. I don't know where to learn to blitz. The hard docs effect is in full swing on me for Will McDonald. Oh, defense rookie of the year. Oh, the whole team. He would be my mystery team. I do have a mystery future team.

They could eventually be my mystery future team. They're a very good defense for sure. I could have done without the Will McDonald like 10 minute long piercing celebration with just getting just different pieces of metal stabbed through various orifices on his face. Yeah. Some people are into like the pimple popper thing.

That, I can't watch any of that stuff. I can't watch that. No, that stuff. I love bad injuries. I love puke videos, but can't watch that. No, that stuff. I love bad injuries. I love puke videos, but piercing stuff for me. No, not for me. A guy on HBO Sports getting just metal rammed into his face. It wasn't watching OJ Made in America.

Memes, what are your thoughts on this? Because you made us watch the preseason game that you asked everyone about. You also had a moment where we were kind of bust in your balls and you just like very matter a faculty, like a little kid getting teased. You're like, you guys can't ruin this for me. You see that time from Zach Wilson?

You guys can't ruin this for me. No, I've been reading a lot of old Jets rosters from the past couple of years and it's just been very bad like two years ago. It was Rashad Paramann, Denzel Mims, and Jeff Smith as the receivers, and then they didn't even list tight ends. Oh man.

So I'm just excited about this year. I mean, they're loaded at the skill positions. Yeah, you look at the wide receivers. A cool Harman, yeah. Michael Harman, yeah, who had a great look during the rookie show. The rookie show was also very funny because it was like all the African-American rookies

that went out and they did a step team celebration. And then the white guys go out there and they're like, look at this app. Yeah, they try, they try to download this app. Yeah, they tried to play something, they saw a Twitch streamer play. Yeah, it was pretty bad. But yeah, memes, I think you should be excited,

but the office of mine. But we will ruin your fun. Office of line looks like it's an issue. Yeah, and we will ruin your fun just so you're clear. That's what this show does. Anyone who has any fun gets it ruined. Like you guys are gonna ruin my phone with Justin Fields, I know that.

Yeah, it's a fact. He writes, so you're gonna meet, you're gonna post so many slanderous memes about Justin Fields. I can in turn ruin your fun about the jets. No, I'm pretty, I'm pretty just a field positive online. Okay, I'll have to do a look through that. Yeah. You went through Darren Revelle's tweets.

Memes, I also have a question for you about Aaron Rodgers in the grass situation. We just rubbed grass on his hands all the time, throws it up in the air, gets a sense for the wind, feels like he's won with the Earth when he does it. What playing surface do they have at MetLife? That'd be turf. Oh, okay. They got new turf though this year. Oh, I did see that.

They got rid of the injury turf. I read that, they got new turf. It's like double layered field turf. Yeah, it was a Kalshanang complain about every right turn of the injury turf. I read that they got new turf. It's like double layered field turf. Yeah, it was a Kalshan and Kaplan bat, every time they're ACL on it, and they finally switched out last season. Well, in between. Aaron Rodgers tells us to get,

has got significantly better looking. That one video of him grabbing the turf when he was a clean shaven like you know year five and ugly dude He had a fatter face but now he looks good. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know how these guys get skinnier He probably had some serious acid flashbacks during the the os the mentalist thing at the start Yeah, that guy is a witch as he came into our studio. We did we did a PM TV with him last year That guy is actually I fuck me. He has to be a witch. There's no other explanation for it. He's just like telling people think of a number and

then he just writes down the number of the thinking of what the fuck is going on. He should actually be a football coach. It was a great moment though when I was like, what if you had guessed giraffe after I was a mentalist made, um, a goldfish appear in Aaron Rochester stands. What if it was giraffe? I could actually see Jim Mercy hiring eyes as like a defensive consultant. Call to control. To just tell his coaches like, hey, here's what the other team's gonna run.

Yeah. The only other note I had from this is I, so I'm starting to have the hard knocks effects with the jets there. I'm starting to buy it even more. I do think Aaron Rodgers can have a great year. There's something about, and maybe this is the What's the Guy in Dallas, Dan?

What's the guy's name? Defense coordinator. Dan Quinn. Dan Quinn. Maybe it's the Dan Quinn effect, but I love, love, love a defensive coordinator with a backwards hat. Yeah, that guy's...

There's something, it does it for me. That guy rocks, so you just get defensive coordinator with a backwards hat. Yeah, that guy's... There's something it does it for me. That guy rocks, so he just gets so excited about the defensive line. You won. And he's great, great beard too. Yeah, you won a defensive coordinator to have a little shit to him, little grit to him, little, you know,

like I could kick your ass outside of Denny's right now. And he had that with the backwards hat. Yeah, I am gradually getting more sold on the jests just through watching this documentary that's produced basically hand in hand with the New York. Yeah, I'm, I am gradually getting more sold on the jests just through watching this documentary that's produced basically hand in hand with the New York jests. Correct. So they might not be showing us everything, but what we've seen is like, okay,

the defense is going to be a problem. I do, I do like that in every hard knocks episode, they're like, well, in unbiased journalism, let's show you two minutes where the, where the practice is not going well. And the coach is like, we're not ready to play football. Yeah, boys. We got to clean this up.

And then go back to like every player being the best player in the world. I love how Robert Salat watches the silent film. I don't know what the difference is between watching the silent film and then watching the film with the audio on it. But he says like, you know, I love to watch the silent film. He likes to like just fuel the energy. Yeah.

Instead of hear it, he seems like a guy that would be a lot of fun to play for. Yes. Yes. We didn't get to see Dalvin Cook, newest New York jet, was news what two days ago. It feels like he's been a jet for the last three weeks. I know. I know.

They were dancing around it. This is a direct result of Aaron Rodgers being a selfless teammate. Give it, yeah. He's got more money. Yeah. More money to hand. Got more money to hand around. Yeah. And then we also had Ziko Elliott go to the Patriots. So congrats to Hank who doesn't have to change his Ziko Elliott Cowboys jersey. He can just maybe slap a logo on top of it.

Yeah. But yeah, huge win for Hank. What was his contract? It feels like if you're an old running back or an older running back, you can still get by on one two-year deals. But I guess playoff Lenny's still out there. Um, Craig. Craig Hansel out there. Yeah. Wait, Craig Hansel out there?

He's still out there. I think he went to the Saints and then the Colts said, no, you had to come visit us. Wait, who's the other running back in Cleveland now? The Chubb and I don't know. They got it too, right? It's not Chunt. No, they don't have the Chunt combo.

Browns running backs. Jake, reminder alert. Jerome Ford, okay. That, yeah, that sucks. We wanted it. Jerome Ford, Jake October or no, how many days in September, 30? Yeah, that sucks. We wanted it to roam forward Jake October or no how many days in September 30 September 30th reminder

Bet Ezekiel Elliott. I know. Okay bet Ezekiel at two touchdowns on that Sunday's game. Why is that? It's a picture is for scowboys. You know, but we'll all check. We'll do that for him. Yeah, he'll definitely. He absolutely will try to stick it to him. Yeah, fun fact. Do you know what Kareem Hunt's middle name is?

What? His middle name is AJ. Oh, I've never heard of somebody having two initials as their middle name. That kind of rocks. Kareem AJ Hunt. That's like Homer Simpson, Homer J. Simpson. Homer J is just J.

Yeah, J-A-Y. Yeah. Okay, anything.Y. Yeah. Okay. Anything else before we have a nice discussion with Max about Philadelphia sports? I think that's it. We have a packed show coming here, so we're going to kick it back to ourselves,

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Something feels off Max said well, there's no better Alternative and did his max thing where he like basically pouted and and and stopped around and said no I'm not mad. I'm not triggered. James Harden is fine. He's fine. This is not how that went. Then we woke up Monday morning and James Harden said this,

Darryl Mori is a liar and I will never be part of an organization that he's a part of. Let me repeat that. Darryl Mori is a liar and I will never be a part of an organization that he's a part of to a bunch of Chinese kids at his basketball camp who were like what? Why are we? Listening about Darryl Mori. Quick question, Big Cat. He said that he'll never be a part of an organization that Darryl Mori is a part of. Wait, hold on, hold on. I will never be a part of an organization because he's a liar. Yes, that's correct. Okay, so quick follow up.

What professional basketball organization is Darryl Moria? Alright, let me Google that because I forget. It's football season. I'm not up to speed on my basketball. Darryl Moria is an American basketball executive who is president of basketball operations. The Philadelphia 76. Oh, the fluffy 76. Yeah, the Philadelphia 76. So that's Max's favorite team. That is also james hardens current employer current team okay so it sounds like he's saying that he'll never be a part of the philadelphia seventy six years as long as there are more you know also also don't also put all of that

uh... don't hang on this is there a more guy has he ever said anything about the business relationship between the nb a and china Has he ever said anything about the business relationship between the NBA and China? China, I think he did. I think he did do that a few years ago. And that's exactly where James Harden is Well, he's making this statement about him being a liar. Interesting. It sounds to me like Odds of James Harden returning to the 76 just might be lower than we thought on Sunday. Okay, but PFT Uh-huh now this is bad. This is admittedly very bad.

James Harden just opted into a new contract or his last year of the contract, what like two months ago, you know, they were gonna give it a chance. They basically almost beat the Celtics. This was a championship team ready to take the next step to ultra championship. That's what we call the Easter conference finals

So everything James Harden doing this is bad But at least at least Joel and bead is not also upset and deleted stuff from his Instagram and Twitter Saying that he no longer lives in Philadelphia. Right Joel and bead is the glue that holds us together So you can you can lose James Harden less than James Harden has traveled around like a leaf through the wind. Joel and Beat is the guy that you need to have there. And as long as they have Joel and Beat MVP, right? So Joel and Beat has not, let me just hold on. Look up his Twitter account.

Because I remember, you used to say on his bio that he was processing. Processing because he loved the processing. He said Philadelphia processing. OK, I'm looking up Joel and bead his Twitter account. Oh Wait, what are you sure you got the right one? Yeah, two two point one million followers and it's no longer saying processing. No, it says Yohan day. I think that might be where he's from So yes, that is that is from Cameroon.

I mean, if this is true and the six years he moved, he moved from Philadelphia. He doesn't live there anymore. If they lose both in Bede and Harden in the same off season, that's bad. That's about as down as you can get us, franchise. Breaking moves. I know that we're doing this to match right now,

but I just, because I went on Twitter, breaking moves. Did someone give me it? I have to I have to break this news. I went on Twitter and and it says you know on the the right tab Listen live in spaces. Yeah Jason Whitlock is hosting a story that says does it matter if Obama is gay. Okay, so let's discuss I saw that I saw that earlier. You're gonna have to wait, Max. You're gonna have to wait.

And we were about to start the show. And I considered putting a pause on the start of the show just so I could get involved in this Twitter space. Doesn't matter if Obama is gay. Yes, I think it does matter. Oh, I think it throws the whole Obama gay situation into chaos. Does it throws the whole Obama gay situation into chaos. Does it matter if he's gay?

I don't care. I don't think I care. No, I do not care. I care. I care. Why do you care? Because that means that we had a combo, president. That's true, the first ever combo, president.

Yeah. Well, no. Kennedy's true, the first ever combo, president. Yeah. Well, no, Kennedy was Catholic and his brains blew out. Yeah, the first headless Catholic. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, so, okay. Back to, actually, it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter.

We're talking about sports. Back to Joe, what if he was gay with Trump? That would be funny. Don't see me. They should like both of them up in the same cell for forever and then they just have no choice but to start fucking yeah This is only 700 people in the space is shocking doesn't matter if Obama's gay what a question that's a thought starter What we call a thought starter, okay, but but but in beat in beat so wait what if Michelle Obama's a man does that count is?

Interesting, um, this is above my pay grade. Yeah. Is there anyone have cheated, although maybe he was beforehand. In the words of Silvio Berlusconi, everybody is a little bit gay. You know what? It just so happens that my gay part is a lesbian.

Yeah, well, you know what? Let's solve this once and for all. Let's just listen to a random two seconds of this. Okay. Max and join Max you join Jake you join Jake you join Jake you join Jake, you know what? Leave the room for a second while we deal with Max. No, no, no, Max. Jake, can you leave the room and listen while you're out and then come back and tell us what was said? Just like 10 seconds. Yeah. No, no. Listen till we're done with Max. Or you can just text and then get come back with a cliff notes. You could probably just also text Billy and see you because he's probably our rich rich, we're in a poor environment. He's moderating. Yeah.

Okay. Yeah, Jake, take good notes. Okay, so wait, just a recap. Okay, so James Harden went to China, said I hate to do the whole thing. You don't have to do the whole thing. This is the last time I've done it over here. Into a segment that's ever been had, ever on this. You're not gonna get mad though. I'm not gonna get mad.

I'm not mad. So what's happening right now? The Sixers are in shambles. I don't care about James Harden in the slightest. Wait, you just said that you wanted him. I said that he was better at better. He's better than Norman Powell who are I don't know if that's true anymore Because he doesn't want to play it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter I think James Harden is better at basketball than any other option that's out there right now But he's not a better player to have on your team than I was. He's the worst player to have on your team.

Yeah, right. He's literally breaking up the team one by one because. Oh no, this championship roster, he's very good at it. I mean, with the MVP, he's breaking up the MVP. Okay, he's breaking up the MVP. Yeah. Yeah, he's forced, he's, it's, yeah.

I don't know what, this is like the last dance except it's a team that never won anything Never even got to the Eastern conference finals. I get it But now it is just forcing like how hard is it to get a player like Joel and be it on your team very You know what you know it's like a guy who's never going to the Eastern Conference Final. Pretty easy, no, no, no, no. There's actually, I would say 90% of, no, maybe 80% of NBA players have never been to the Eastern Conference Final. Any team, so it's pretty, the entire league would die to have Joelle.

I don't know if, I don't know any more. I don't know any more. If you, if you, if you, if you, if you, you're such a, I don't, the guy is, the guy's switching his Twitter, he's being a, he's being a fucking like, like teenager, he's being a fucking like teenager. He's being a teenage girl.

I actually think this is what every single NBA player does. I think you have two of them on your team. I think that it's a high possibility that Joel and B knows who Max is and did this just a fun game. Yeah. I would want Joel and B on my team fair. I want you, what was so?

That's all I'm saying is that James Harden is breaking him up. Yes You you're a bad thing like she is not a good garden Thanos James James he might be he's a Thanos a bad all he all he does is just go and just spread bad vibes to every single person He's that and I don't know whether I want to blame Darryl Mori or James Harden because- I'm gonna blame James Harden for this. I'm gonna blame both. I think they're both doing exactly what they do.

Like, I don't know. I don't know. Is a very good executive who always gets, I mean, you saw it with the James Harden deal. Initially, they've been symmetric. He always waits to get the most value for these guys. So he's doing what Darryl Mori does. And then James Harden is being a petulant bitch, what he does. So what they're both- Theyl Mory does. And then James Harden is being

a petal and bitch what he does. So what's being themself? What's James Harden's move here? Because he really, he reinvented the wheel. He broke brand new ground in the NBA where he decided that he was going to get traded by getting too fat. Yeah. Because guys, if you sign a contract, you don't have that much leverage. I mean, in the in the NBA, you have more, but you still sign a contract. They don't have to trade you. I mean, in the NBA, you have more, but you still sign a contract. They don't have to trade you. They could just kind of ignore your trade request. If you get super fat and then break up a team

from the inside out, that's really the only leverage you have. And James Hardin is very good at that. I don't know if he's gonna get fat again. It sounds like what his strategy is, is like, let's go to China and really fuck with Daryl Moury's brain. And then hope that he gets so mad at me that he can't stand the idea of writing a check to me anymore.

Well, it's the craziest James Hardin has put himself in the funniest predicament ever because he wants a long-term deal. But he has to probably play to get that. What, what, so how does he get, how does he stay fat? Maybe he gets fat and is good at basketball. That would be very funny. But what team in their right mind would want James Harden on them?

Like think about what, what, what cop did he, he's been saying bulls and I hate him for. He's like, oh, just to Mar-a-Rose and for James Hard, fuck off in the words of, no, I'll take that one. In the words of Christopher Maxellente, fuck off. No, that would be, that would be like a three team. that's now that's out the window because there's just zero leverage out I mean James Harden is a snake

The reason that he won't get a long-term deals because it you're just seeing everything he does Why would you want a guy who will commit to you for like a third of the of the time that he said to be there and then just go and ruin the team from the inside out. Yeah, but what about game one of the game one rock that was sick. Yeah, game one was sick, but he also signed the deal. He sure he did not need to sign the deal. He chose to take that and then he's just set that Darryl Mory just didn't give him away for nothing.

Yeah, he's kind of a funny move on James Harden's part to sign a deal. I just expected that. I probably didn't have a better deal out there because the other problem is, James Harden is basically negotiating himself into a corner where the reason why he signed that deal was if he went and signed a new deal with someone else

like the Clippers can't sign him for what he is getting paid. You know what I mean? If he didn't opt in, the Clippers couldn't sign him for what he is getting paid. You know what I mean? The Clippers, if he didn't opt in, the Clippers couldn't give him a four year, $150 million deal, they don't have the space. So he had to opt in and then hope that he would get traded. And now that he hasn't been traded,

he has to opt out while hoping someone else is opts in. And I think I got nobody's opting in on James Hortons. How many of us? How many opts? I mean, you have to take your hat off to James Harden and respect him for being the best to ever do it at what he does. Yes. Like, he doesn't burn bridges.

He goes like Philadelphia overpass 76ers on bridges. Like, that's what James Harden is so good at just destroying front offices and destroying like the entire culture of a basketball team and then moving on Probably the greatest player. It's like him and Kyrie have been pretty good at it. Now how much is this bummed you out? The I didn't care at all like I saw the hard and video and I was like all right here You go again. He's gonna play this whole song in dance He's gonna do whatever and then we're just gonna do the same thing as more

He is just gonna keep him and he's gonna sit on the bench and not play I hope it would be very I hope he gets But then he got the other players on the team who else PJ Tucker oh no, I didn't know that he broke PJ Tucker as well PJ Tucker is whatever I don't give a fuck about PJ Whatever I don't give a fuck about PJ dog. He's dog. He's a dog. He is getting his guys around him to go against Darryl Mori. So now it's either now you have to choose sides now you have to choose so what side are you choosing? I Don't know. I don't know

All I know is that the only person I care about right now is Tyrie's maxi and he has not going up It's a port of James Hart. What about the MVP? I care about him too. No, he said the only player you care about is Tyrese Maxi. Is it as broken up, like you can get like a arm of him, a leg of him, like you're picking up the pieces of him?

I would love if Joelle and V did not do that. If he, I would also show calculated. That's a good take. With everything that he does on social media, that you can't just look at and be like, oh, this means nothing. Although he did, I would say.

It's something about the union and it was like, go Philly, go union. So he still likes a soccer team. No, but it, yeah, but it's a Philly union. Yeah, he still likes your soccer team is what I'm saying. But I, I, I kind of, so, so he's very active on social media. I wouldn't say he's like super calculated. I think sometimes he like just trolls first

and then he's like, oh shit, like I was just joking around. In this case, it feels real. It feels too real. Max did you hear about one of the small things that led to the breakup between Maureen Harden? Oh, yeah, read this article. Oh, no, pizza something. Yeah, the little stuff matters when running a team. Oh, no, the seeds of mistrust between Harden and Mori had been planted with the smallest forgotten promises according to Harden, quote, from Harden. Every Friday, that was going to be pizza

day. We had pizza Friday for the first month this season, but then that was it. It was supposed to be every week all year long. You come in, is this a butt crack? You come in on a Friday, you get a slice. Not some Fridays, every Friday. Consistency builds championships. That was the deal we had, but that was a lie.

It's frustrating because I'm locked in thinking about one thing and one thing only, winning basketball games. Harden told the assembly class of 14 year olds in attendance for the launch of Hardin's Chinese wine company But it would also be nice to be treated like a human Wait, so you whatever Where was this article written? That was the athletic premium plus as posted on my Twitter account. Wow. Oh Fuck you. Oh, this was you think yeah I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say It's not good enough. You're pretty sick, sir. You're pretty sick, sir. In Sixers Twitter, actually, tweet that is a real thing. It's a real thing.

You just passed a background check to get a digital chat. How stupid are you, dude? I don't know. Also, if that were real, I would sign with James Hard. If you're pizza-bought, you have to do pizza-bought. We were promised Bigel Mondays. I believe in a real-vlog. Did you do Bigel Mondays?

Every Monday? I think it was. Oh. Yeah, it's just people ate it. Fuck, I'm so excited. fucking idiot. I thought I like Jim really read that and then let Max your shambles right now, but I max you know what? Let's let's let's pick up your spirits Let's leave Jake out there for another minute I can't wait here is I cannot wait for this. I keep going back and forth and it matters or not. Yeah, let's do

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and five of the six of them said, it does matter. Oh, okay. You're some of the quotes I have written down. Okay, all right, nice. Look at you, Jake. I would have to, you actually, I would like you to make sure that you're in

every Jason Woodlock space. But on notifications, I want, I want, I want, I want, I want, I want, I just want to, I can, I can listen retroactively, right? Yeah, yeah, okay. Which I will do about this tonight. Yeah. Go ahead. One speaker. The first one just said, it absolutely matters that he's gay. Oh, so that's not even a, they're just saying he's gay. Yeah, each speaker first before they say anything else, they answer the question. Oh,

and then they give their thoughts. That's a well-run space. So it's like, hi, my name is, and I'm here for this reason. So you get their opinion off the back. Hi, my name is Dan, and it doesn't matter that he's here. Got it. She said, I don't really understand the context. She said, quote, my sex life is wild, and I don't care what you do in yours.

Okay, wait, but she's saying it doesn't matter then. But she said it did. It because it's so far. Actually, if you're a Middle Eastern terrorist, if you're like an ISIS, and Obama drone strike you, it's probably worse that you got drone strike by a gay guy. It's like when they dip the bullets in pig blood. It's her arm.

I don't know if I got this word for word, but what I wrote down was having Obama come out as gay is deescalating to the black male role model figure. Okay. No comment. Yeah, that one's that one's deeper. Okay, that's yeah.

Yeah. And then another person said it would potentially be an abomination to God. Oh, okay. Okay, we're going with that. Yes. Oh my God. So it just matters if anybody's gay. I think the PMT.

Right, it's not an Obama thing. Yeah, I respect that. Yeah, I think the AWL and this- That was just crossover, it was very small except some people got notifications I was in this and took screenshots, so. Ah, nice. That was it. I think that last speaker was Chris Bussard.

Yes, yes. He's like, hey, I don't even know how I got in here. I don't even know who Obama is. I don't like him. I just don't, yeah. I disapprove of his game. And they talk about like Jews and anti-Semitism. Oh, I don't know.

So it's a crossover. Yeah. I don't think it went well probably. No, probably. Yeah. Yeah. So, okay. So, let's start with your hot sea cool throw, Jake.

So, we people are talking. I love it. I'm gonna have to to reach we'd so what's going on? Oh, man, I Then they're gonna listen tomorrow. They're gonna be like they're gonna. Yeah I'm my starting us off. Yep, okay, you should big catch a Jake start us off. Yeah, thanks not here. Yeah, okay What hangs on vacation again? The same one. Okay, he is continue. Yeah, okay. What? Hank's on vacation again? The same one. Okay, he is.

Continue it. My hot seat is Madden. Okay. The new Madden is out and people are not happy. The glitches are very evident, it seems. Some of the guys have seen some of these clips. By the way, good reminder that Hank is on vacation. Hank actually, I gave him all my Madden goats. He said he was gonna give him out this is on vacation Hank actually I gave mom a maddened goats

He said he was gonna give him out this week on vacation So tweet Hank on vacation and ask for the maddened goats smart. Yeah, everyone I am terribly when outside MSG Yeah, we have people find us. Yeah at hen underscore ease. Yeah Please make sure and in here's the best part. We're playing a little game with Hank He has under strict orders to say that he doesn't have madden codes. It's an India he does He does so keep pressing him. Yeah, I'm him. You have to I think tweet at him three times Yeah, and then he gets released. It's like red rum in the mirror. Okay Madden always has this so when it comes to that. Yeah, but the celebrations,

Jalen Waddle's Waddle is not a Waddle. Well, then I'm out. I'm out on the game with this that respectable Waddle. Listen, Madden isn't a tough position because they've had to invent a different football game what, like, 30 times. There's not a whole lot more that you can do with it.

It's also just a perfect example of life with the internet where Madden release. If we're gonna hate on it, no matter what. Madden release used to be a celebration day. You stick around long enough and it just becomes a complaining day. I'll bet the hit stick would have gotten roasted on Twitter if Twitter was around back in 2000.

Oh yeah, oh yeah. I would have hated it. Now, I haven't played Madden in years and have no plans to pick it back up again. But I think that it's mostly like, okay, it's a race to find what we can complain about in the new Madden. Yes. Yeah.

And it's people playing deep into Madden to find it. I feel like if you just play it regularly, you don't see it. All right. Next. My cool throne is myself, the plug god. We have a few things on top this week. First the bar stool store, 20% off sale. This is a big one, this is a big one.

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He did like a Euro. You're talking with my hands on it. Yeah, I know, but you were like almost like a, I don't know what that looked at me there Jake. What do you mean he like did like a? You're talking my hands. Yeah, I know but you were like almost like a I Don't know what that was okay keep going. Okay. We'll review the tape Yeah, um, and then the second kind of a little bit patronizing did you feel that pf2 use like and? 20% off the little kiddies go store that personal sports.com while you look me me out. I'll do it to him too Okay, and you'll feel the same way. I don't want you. Roughen her out.

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Vlog God out. Vlog God out. Great job, Jake. We need to get you a necklace, a plug necklace. What a matter of Jake was gay. I don't know, it's fire per space. Okay. We need to get you a necklace, a plug necklace. Would it matter if Jake was gay? I don't know, it's fire per space. Okay. That's a matter of Jake.

Or is it a tape? Such a bloody space. Oh, okay, hot sea cool, zero PFT. My hot seat is what could have beens. What might have beens? Oh, because Kyle Shanahan last week, I believe it was last Friday, let us in on a little nugget about what the 49ers were planning to do if they had won that game against the Eagles and made the Super Bowl. So the game, we all remember

it. It sucked. Brock Pertigot hurt. Josh Johnson got can custom immediately. They didn't have a quarterback. They had had discussions about what they were going to do. A Brock party got injured because they were obviously without Jimmy G. They were without without Tray Lance. Kyle Shanahan's plan that he had in place. If the 49ers had made the Super Bowl and Brock party was injured, Philip Rivers was going to start the Super Bowl on two weeks notice. Yes. Having played zero games with the 49ers, having practiced with them zero times before that. He would have been the starting quarterback in a weeks notice. Yes. Having played zero games with the 49ers, having practiced with them zero times before that, he would have been the starting quarterback in a Super Bowl. He probably

would have won. You would have won. And I'm so fucking mad at Kyle Shanahan for saying this because I feel like I have retroactive blue balls. Do you know why he would have won? Phil Rivers doesn't move fast enough to have the the grass be slippery. Be a problem. That's very true. He would have won. That's very, very true. It would not have been an issue. He's so slow, it would not have been an issue. It would have been the very best thing to ever happen

to the NFL. Can you imagine? I would have been one of the all-time sports stories. Oh, yeah. I'd say the sports story of a lifetime. Yeah. We would have had to go to the Super Bowl and root for the Niners and wear Philip Rivers' Niners shirts.

Yeah. Imagine how many babies he would have had after that. So many. He still is. Yeah, he has many babies. I think he's literally just announced his wife's right now. I think so. I think they're going for 11.

Is this 11? They've got a full football team now. I think they have the whole squad. Shout out Philip Rivers. Yeah. All time stickton. And July's expecting his 10th. Wow.

So that's how it happened. That was a month ago. I was month ago. I'm still bad on Philip Rivers week one touchdown. Yeah, yeah got it Cool throne is getting disowned by your own children. Oh, so If you've been paying attention to the news for the last couple days, there's been a rift in the storybook relationship between Michael O'R And the two-way family no family that Quote unquote adopted him. You see it in the blind side relationship between Michael O'er and the two-way family. No. The family that, quote unquote, adopted them, you see it in the blind side, apparently there was no adoption paperwork ever filed. It was a conservatorship.

And so that meant that they were making business decisions for Michael O'er. They didn't have any legal obligation to them as parent guardian situation, but they're making business decisions. And one of those business decisions allegedly was that they controlled most of the money and the back end revenue from the success

of the Blondtside movie, once it came out, and Michael Orr allegedly did not get paid off from that, as opposed to the members of the two-year family that did get paid out from it. I don't know, I think we have, we have to just wait for all the facts to come out. I feel like this is one of the stories where we'll be, we'll just wait for the next five years for all the facts to come out of it. I don't know. I think we have we have to just wait for all the facts to come out. I feel like this story is where we'll be we'll just wait for the next five years for all the

facts to come out of it. Yeah. Yeah. But it sounds like to anybody with a working brain who watched the movie, The Blind Side, they probably wouldn't have brought Michael Orrin to their family if he was a five foot five kid that was good at chess. Right. It probably had a little bit to do with the fact that he was one of the best football players in the country at the time and already highly five foot five kid that was good at chess. Right. It probably had a little bit to do with the fact that he was one of the best football players in the country at the time. And already highly recruited. He picked his own school, right?

No, that's interesting because the two family is like the biggest boosters of Ole Miss. So it's just a coincidence though, he could have gone wherever he wanted. It's the story seems really bad. Michael or like, if it went down the way that he alleges, it's very bad. It's pretty much the shittiest people in the world.

But yeah, you're right. I think it's gonna go back and forth. They have the two-e family is alleged that it's a shake down, which I guess that's kind of what you do in these situations. You'd be like, no, shake down. I just know that Michael or didn't like the movie and the way he was portrayed in the movie, which should have been the first red flag to be like, no, shake down. Yeah. I just know that Michael Orr didn't like the movie and the way he was portrayed in the movie,

which should have been the first red flag to be like, hey, something's a mess. Oh, maybe the movie should have been about the family that saved him, but about the kid who pulled himself out of poverty and made it to the NFL. I'm wanna super, yeah, how about the kid? Well, if you watch the movie, Michael Orr didn't know how to play football until he got onto a practice field one year in high school

and Sandra Bullock had to walk out there. Clark, yeah. Wrapping by the face mask and teach him how to block. Yeah. No, he was already a great football player and a great athlete and he accomplished a lot on his own, which they didn't really, they also made him seem like dumb as a rock.

Yeah. They made him seem like an idiot in the movie. Yeah, that's a part he was very upset about, which I would be upset too if I were him. And if you in the movie. Yeah, that's a part he was very upset about, which I would be upset too if I were him. And if you watched the blind side, now I would actually like to rewatch it because it's very, I'm sure it's unintentionally hilarious

right now, like going back and making Tim McGraw and Sandra Bullock like the heroes of this story. Right. When it's a kid that worked his way out of having no home and an absentee mother to like end it up becoming a great one of the best football players in the world. That's a pretty good story. So wait, you're saying Michael Lewis got this wrong? I'm saying Michael Lewis may have may have embellished some of the facts or you woven it into a better story than it or a story that he thought was more

marketable than the real story. Are you next thing you're gonna do is tell me that Billy being never want a world series. I'm not gonna say that Billy being never want a world series and that he had players like Miguel T'Hata and Tim Hudson. I actually like my goal. This is a storyteller. I've read all his books. No big deal. I did read the blind side. I accept the COVID one. That one was weird. He went weird. But Liars Poker's a great book. Blind side. Money ball. Oh, he did money ball? Big short.

Okay. Yeah. Red and all. Bang. There was crazy story though. There's a quote from the twoies that they've always been upfront about the details of his conservatorship,

which apparently was established to assist with Mr. Orr's needs ranging from getting him health insurance and obtaining a driver's license to helping with college admissions. I'm sure I'm sure I'm sure it helped with college admissions. Yeah. I'm sure it was. That feels like you could have just adopted him. You could have adopted him at that point. Yeah. The serverer's ship is weird. And so Orr alleges that he just found out that it wasn't an adoption but a conservatorship like four or five months ago. Yeah. And so that's the reason for him filing this lawsuit. Also, he did file the lawsuit on the day that his book came out, which is just something to keep in mind. That's a fact.

Also, the two easer friends have been minutes. They are. Yeah. There's a lot of blurries. A lot of facts that we have to wait to come out of this one. I think at the end of the day, you can pretty much say that, yeah, this has always kind of been The logical Explanation of what happened like they didn't they didn't bring this kid into their home because he was homeless And they wanted to be great people they brought him into their home because they're like oh shit This guy's awesome at football and we're the biggest old miss fans in the world So can we as well adopt them and then just funnel them down to Oxford? Yes, yes Yeah, we'll see where it ends up. All right, my hot seat is us

because should we say what we're thinking about for the punishment this year? We just discussed it. Yeah. Should we just say it? I think people get excited about it and also it gets us the bonus of saying of deciding a punishment without Hank here. And then we have no say. So hot sea disaster we've been spending a lot of time together. We went out to the the golf today. So we had some downtime and we decided we're going to change some things up this year in the fall for the Friday preview. Less picks, but we're still going to do a competition. And the loser of it will absolutely

say it when we get to week one, like, you know, if there's any changes that Hank will obviously have, but the loser of the competition this year is going to have to do an entire hour show in a Vegas theater by themselves. A one man show. A one man show. P.T.s only allowed to play one song on guitar. For a certain amount of time freeberg. Because you would play freeberg for 60 minutes. But yeah, I've been thinking about it and I don't think memes, Jake or Hank, I don't know what you guys would do. I think Jake could do it. Jake's a bit of a show.

What would you do, Mike? I would learn magic tricks. Uh, stand up. You would just say that's how to- That's how to- That's how to- That's how to- I would have to learn and prepare. I don't think you learn, Sam. You have to write stand up. I don't think you learned stand up. You have to write stand up. You can't just go out there and be Coloss Mancilla for an hour and just do other people's picture. Correct. Correct. Although maybe I do like a tribute band to Mitch Hedberg.

Yeah. Anything with Mitch Hedberg asked me would bring out a ping pong table. And play it one side up. Okay. Just hit to yourself. That'd be boring. Yeah. That's not a great one. I mean, you have, it's the perfect punishment that you obviously,

none of us have enough talent to do a one-man show. An hour's too long. But you also need to do something that people are gonna buy tickets to this. Yeah. Yeah, but to be fair, like last year, we'll get a way to get everyone involved. That's what made last year's stream. Like you guys were commentating, like we're all involved.

Max should do a chip in deals routine. Oh, that'd be good. That'd be really good. Yeah. I might just dress as fat Elvis and see how many drugs I can do. Well, sitting on a toilet. Yeah, watch me do drugs until I die. It's a lie to us. I mean, sit on a toilet. Yeah, watch me do drugs until I die.

It's a lie to all of you. I mean, sit on the toilet. If we did a show where we just consumed as many drugs as possible until we expired on stage, I feel like people would buy tickets. Yeah, oh yeah, the stream numbers would be insane. Mr. Beast couldn't ever. Although YouTube doesn't allow that.

But yeah, that will be great. So hot seat us, we'll tweak it. But I like the idea of just deciding a punishment with Hank out not here because you know how complain. Mm hmm. You know how complain. I watched by the way side note, uh, Real Housewise in New York, the last night in Washington, New season. It sucks. An entire episode was just based on them bitching at each other about not letting each other eat. Is that not the entire series? But they literally were just grit week. It was just Hank. It was dude. It was Hank would be a real housewife of New York. Yeah, like he fits in perfectly. Like we didn't we worked out and then we didn't eat breakfast till 11 a.m.

That was literally set. So and then my cool throne is me because I'm gonna put a posse spin on life and yes our boss, Erica and our Dini had a profile in Vanity Fair where she said, I am quote, arguably one of the worst betters of all time and he always loses the parlay, talking about the cant lose parlay. She said arguably, that's true. I am gonna use this as a positive, no one expects anything from me so if I am just, if I have a pulse this year gambling,

then I'm exceeding expectations. You could set the record for biggest improvement. Correct. Most improved gambling. Most improved. We should do an award at the end of football season. Yeah. Most improved gamblers.

Most improved gamblers. So yeah, I want to hurt though. Have you figured out what to do about Wander Franco? I, I've already, you guys won't let me. There's a, there's a, I know. I know. A second, a sir. I know a second second. A second minor. Yeah, has been reported.

Um, you guys wouldn't let me drop. We can't drop. No, no, no, no, no, we didn't. No, so we go. We got a mouse. So I've done, I've done everything that I could do. And I've also done a great job because I actually acted before the race acted. Okay. And MLB.

How about this? I will allow you to drop Wander Franco and pick up a new player under team if you also drop all the home runs that he got. Because how many? He hit those home runs. Big Cat, he hit those home runs while he was in not one side, this is a two-electric relationship.

All the sides. This one. It's two-field comfortable. Is it a convenient, is it a convenient that you're in last place and you're doing this? How convenient is that? How convenient is that?

Big yellow. Nine home runs. That would put you, oh, you'd still be 14 above PFT. Take the nine off, I don't care. Wow. All right, all right. And I'm not even picking up a new player yet. You're out of the six and PFT. Take the nine off. I don't care. Wow. All right. All right. I'm not even picking up a new player yet. So you're out. 66 and PFTs. Yeah. No, I don't. And I wanted on the record that PFT wanted me

to keep the pedophile. Oh, but that's all my. No idea. If you end up losing. No, no, I don't want to win with a pedophile. I did. I didn't want you to keep him on your team. I wanted you to get it. You didn't want me to drop him. Well, I you have you have You have him on your pedophile list a pedophile legend. Okay fine. You know what? I'll do it. I'll do I'll drop him I'll drop all the home runs nine home runs and I'll pick up Cory Seeger Okay, do I still get it injured drop? No, so this is but this is a Pertophile get a pedophile drop do it is that separate hurt or pedophile? Cory Seeger I think is available, right? I believe so okay great all right

So also my team is great now. Jake create create another list Just I know you've got the list of all the different positions put a PL on there Everybody gets one player on the pedophile list Okay, but you have to drop the home runs. You have to drop the home runs. Or you could keep the home runs if you're comfortable with keeping fingers. I have to fast, sir. Yeah, I mean, I've basically, I cut him.

No, the raise haven't cut him. So this would suck. Cory Seeger's home run start tonight. I was 15th. That's the prisoner's dilemma of the pedophile list. Do I get any Cory Se your hit home run tonight? Do I get it if you hit one before I look? I should just no starting now.

No, you should give no, no, because he wasn't on your team until just now. What team is he on? Rangers. Oh, I looked up to Mariners. Yeah, he hit one tonight. No, no, no, no, shit. Did he? Yeah, no, it doesn't count.

I should get that. You probably have you probably have. I should get that. I just throw a run word set up on Twitter. No it doesn't count. I should get that. You probably have, you probably have. I should get that. I just tried running it set up on Twitter. No, I don't. I should get that. No, you didn't have them on your team. All right, fun.

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the coldest beer ever created Think it a core's light here is John rom Okay, we now welcome on a very special guest Raining masters champion one of the best golfers in the world. It is John rom and I have the most important question to start the interview Can you break the news on your master's dinner? Oh, that's all we care about. You know, I, this two questions I get very often.

Okay. Number one is what I was thinking on 18 when my T-Ball hit the branch. Yup. Number two is a master's dinner. Okay. I can't, honestly, I haven't given it as much thought as you would think.

Like the first few weeks, it's all I thought about for some reason. And after that, I haven't. So I know the as you would think. Like the first few weeks, it's all I thought about for some reason. And after that, I haven't. So I know the dessert. OK, what is it? I don't even know if it's a name in English, to be honest. OK, let's just say it. We'll look it up after.

It's so in Spanish will be Milojas, which translates to a thousand leaves. OK. There's a couple different versions. And then, nod, I guess it's like a cocktail reception. So early on, if anybody knows from Spain, we're really known for the Spanish ham. and then, I guess it's like a cocktail reception, so early on, if anybody knows from Spain, we're really known for the Spanish ham, I'm very very cool.

So we'll have that, everything in between, I have no idea. That's good though, I mean, the beer goes off. You get the bookends. So no, that's the thing, like, I don't know, I have to ask a bunch of questions, right? Like, I have an idea on a wine that's personal to me, and it's really good wine as well,

but I don't know if it needs to be part of the wine cellar of Augusta National or not. I don't know what in between what goes or how much we can have or not have. I know we pay for it. Well, I pay for it. So can you bring in your own chef? Can you bring in Jose Andres?

So he can tell the kitchen teacher my little bit what to do, but I think their cooks have to do it. I'm not sure. What you should have is you should, in true Spanish tradition, you should start the dinner at midnight. Get everybody super tall. That's true Spanish tradition. The dinner was start, I was gonna say nine, but that'll be a little early for a lot of

people. Yeah. I mean, we was, yeah, it's probably one of the only countries where you start dinner one day and you finish the next day. Yeah, yeah. It's a great problem to have, though. Master's champion have to figure out a dinner. I don't know if a couple guys that attend that dinner would make it, yeah. It's a great problem to have though. Master's champion have to figure out a, I don't know if a couple guys that attend

that dinner would make it that late. They're all pretty good on my channel. Yeah, I'm usually asleep when I'm 30, man. I wouldn't be making it that late. I did have a question about the masters, the first hole, the double bogey. I think I tweeted out, it's like, thanks for coming out, John.

You did? Yeah, thanks. Like, having that happen though, were you like, I mean, I guess it's a testament to your mental strength as a golfer, does that phase you at all? Or you're like, no, it's a four day tournament, I'll be fine. Listen, if you're going to make a double bogey, right?

Might as well be the first hall of the tournament when you have 71 holes to make it up. Or like Scotty did the year before, do it on the last hole when you already know you've won and you can afford to do it, where it's technically inconsequential, right? So, you know, at that point, the funny thing is I hit all those puts away I wanted.

It was just the lack of judgment on the speed and misread on agglomance, too many puts, but like out of those four that I had, the fourth one went in, the two short ones were just misreads. I hit them good, I can't really say anything else, and that's of those four that I had, the fourth one went in, the two short ones, which is misreads. I hit them good. I can't really say anything else.

And that's why I told my caddy, and I'm going to the next T. And I've always said, I've told a few people this and a few more podcasts. If you're standing on the seventh, Faroei had a gust of national in the front line, right? That even par, and you've hit the faroei, I think you're in a really good spot.

And that's what I had in mind. And funny enough, I was even standing on that far away, my birdie and seven, then made the grade eagle on Aiden, kind of the run when you know, took off after that. Well, there's also a part of your master's championship that you don't know that you should probably thank us, our producer Hank, who's not here today. So we all bet on Brooks.

And on Saturday during the rain delay, he was like, should we schedule Brooks to come on on Sunday night? So he pretty much jinxed him. So that was that opened it up for you. Yeah. Thank you. Yeah. I appreciate it. Yeah. I had nothing new. There's no other way. Well, those are jinx. Yeah. How much of it was the jigs and how much of it was just God raining and causing a delay? On on one. So Brooks, the Brooks, they didn't have to play through the rain. So he got to post

two scores with four of the bad weather. Yeah. My wave, I had to play Friday, nine holes and a lot of wind and then finished around out on the rain the next day. So hardest masters champion ever. No, I don't think so. There's been a couple of situations like that. I think Tiger told me very similar fashion on 2005. So they played 54 holes on the weekend. Cheese. Yeah, that's a lot of golf. That's way too much golf.

Yeah, I know. So there's been all the weeks, like the year Sergio won, it was a really windy master's as well. There's been some tough ones. Obviously, this one in recent memory, because of how cold it was. Yeah. Saturday.

Yeah. How many it was freezing in the morning. Yeah. Well, I think you can make the claim to the greatest golf shot of all time at a gusza, maybe in the history of golf. I can. Yeah. The hole in one that you had where you skipped the water.

Yeah. That's the best golf shot that will ever be hit. It's a lot of luck. But thank you. No, but I mean, it's a luck. So every time, every time I hit a ball into the water now, I think, well, I might John Romett, that might just keep skipping and going the hole. You're never out of it, but that was truly

like one of the most incredible feats of, I don't know, it was like physics. I don't know how you did it. Is there one and only time I've had the green doing that? Actually, the only time I've gotten it out of the water doing that, I'm actually going in. Yeah, what's the strat, how do you hit that? No spectators.

Yeah, how do you hit that? When you're stepping up to it, what are you trying to accomplish? Just hit it low, is there any spin to go? Yeah, so you kind of have to pick what you think is going to be best and how the ball's going to react. Actually, actually you can curve it in the water because the spin of the ball will make it bounce one way or the other.

But they've actually changed where we hit it from. It used to be a more uniform slope where you can hit it harder and get a bigger bounce. And now it's a bit flatter and then steeper slope. So you can't quite get the same angle. So they changed it since then, because you know, we've done it so many times, I had to read new that area of the course. But they're on-proofed it.

Yeah. No, no, no, they just had to do it, because we're getting dangerously close to at one point somebody and then I've in the pond. Yeah. So you might want to see that happen. We don't want to do that. So I would want to see that. I have a very dumb want to see that happen. We don't want to do that. Yeah, I would want to see that I have a very dumb question

Do you ever surprise yourself with your strength? Do you ever hit a shot? You're like man, I'm strong Because you are strong. No, no, that's a lot of people that hit a wafer than I do, but you're strong Well, I'm bigger than the average 12 or so, right, but I just see sometimes you hit shots and like damn he's strong No I just see sometimes you hit shots and like, damn, he's strong. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no just gets on the mound throws one or three and you're like this makes no sense Yeah, right. So that's true. It's the same thing is the same same extent same exact Feeling so you can't really this game humbles you wait too quick so you can't get up there on just taking a hard shot Okay, well, maybe this weekend think about it once when you hit one just man. I'm strong if you can If I'm thinking about that, it's because the round is not going good.

And I need some positivity. If you could hit the ball as far as worry, how good would you be at golf? The old Michael Block. Oh. I would be better than you. I'd be better than worry if I could hit as far as worry. Oh man, that comment did not age well for him.

No, that was tough. Yeah, he was, he was living the high top. He was feeling himself a little bit. Yeah, that's okay. He had a nice tough. Yeah, he was, he was living the high top. He was feeling himself a little bit. Yeah, that's okay. He had a nice moment there. Listen, he probably, I think he averages about 10 years more than me, so yeah, I'll be great in some host of a short-of-club end,

but yeah, you know, this game, the so many variables, it doesn't mean you're going to be better. Right, speaking of variables, like you're known for your compact short backswing. Does that actually, is that a benefit for you? And I know that you had to learn how to hit the ball that way because you were born with a, it wasn't a club foot. So you had to learn how to hit the ball that way. The fact that your backswing is so short, there are fewer things that can go wrong in it, right? In theory, yeah, my wife, my wife is a tennis player, she always compared it to, to Andy Roddick's serve. He was also like short and quick. And yeah, she always compared it to, to end the erotic serve. Right.

He was also like short and quick and yeah, I mean, the shorter the length of the swing, technically, the less time for things to go wrong. But it is just my, my biomechanics, right? I mean, just what I had on my right foot growing up, it's just kind of how I had to swing it. There's no, I can't really, I could do a full turn, but because that ankle can't, that's an ability I lose, hostability and I can to swing it. There's no I can't really I could do a full turn But because that ankle can't that's an have the mobility I lose stability and I can't hit it Yeah, when I was younger I actually had a very long swing trying to you know hit it like John daily like strong and Way over done and I couldn't hit it anywhere and and he took one

One smart enough swing coach who to say hey, you know You kind of just hit your growth spur you big maybe to put it in play and figure out if you can actually be good at golf. And ever since I've had that three quarter feeling swing. So one of the craziest parts about golf is how it's like ever evolving how you, your swing coach, you know, even Tiger when he reinvented his swing. Have you had to reinvent your swing or do you think that will ever happen? I don't see a way in which right now I can make a drastic change.

The biggest change will be that. I may be trying to give me to go to parallel and perfect plane, but I don't think I'll become a better ball striker that way. Right. So maybe there'll be other parts of the game where I could try to change that you wouldn't talk about as much, because it's not as noticeable. But I believe more in like putting in the work every day instead of like drastically changing one day.

Yeah, yeah. There's many ways to win golf tournaments and if you're comfortable, you can do a lot of you know You might be able to accomplish certain things like if I do a drastic change right now Tiger had the ability to go through those changes and maybe not have a good year But then after that one year go off right which I don't think anybody's ever really been able to do besides him. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, that's got to be so, it's got to be frustrating if you're at the top of your

game. It's not quite good enough. And then you have to reinvent your entire swing from the ground up. It feels like taking a massive step backwards. And you have to, I have confidence that it's going to work out. I do think a couple of his changes were due to injuries. Mm-hmm. Yeah. I think. I'm not, you know, I'm just making this up, but he could be, you know, yeah, a lot of

surgery is some knee issues. So he had to adapt his swing to, to what his body could do, right? And even what he did again, after his back fusion, when he won the Masters, I mean, he was hitting it completely different to what he could do when he was younger and was still able to win the Masters. So, so during that Masters, you're competing against Tiger Woods. Is there a part of you that's rooting for Tiger Woods to win the Masters? Because it's going to be so awesome. Once I'm done and out of contention, yeah. Up until then, no, I mean, you want to win.

I play with him the first two days, that tournament. And I was quite impressive to see a bit of the, not really the old Tiger, but a bit of the, the glimpse of the magic, right? Yeah. Yeah. But no, yeah, I mean, it's great to be a part of it and see the tiger effect on the golf course, but no, you know, I mean, I'm not really rooting for anybody else. Yeah. Are you super, I know you are a super competitive. Are you competitive against other people

or are you competitive more against yourself, like trying to hit, like play the best John Ron round, that John Ron can play both. It's a bit of both. You can't really affect, like what I do shouldn't be affecting you on Thursday through Saturday, really. Like you really compete against yourself. It's maybe down the stretch on a Sunday where your actions can take into effect what other people end up doing

depending on how everybody's playing. So it's a bit of both. Yeah. What's the one piece of your game that you work on more than people realize? Like the one that maybe it's not a struggle for you, but the one that you have to put in the extra effort that people, you know, watching on Thursday through Sunday or like,

oh, John Rob is just the perfect golfer. I would not see it. Oh, no, I think all the stuff to say, because that's how we see it. No, I think, ooh, stuff to say. Because that's been a lot of time on everything. Right. I think because of the cards I'd still growing up, I was still physically growing up. I spend more time warming up than before I show up

to the ranks and most people think. Like some people can get off the plane, go to the tee, and hit it. I wasn't blessed with that. Like my right ankle just can't move and it would take me a while to warm up. Like I could play, but not at a high level. So my routine before I get to the practice team,

I have a little bit longer than the average. But that's the things that you don't see on the golf course for anybody really. For golf, I'm pretty even throughout. I think people, I spend more time putting than I think people realize. That's again, that's something you don't really see. Yeah, you don't see what we're doing at home. Right. Right. It's just, it's crazy.

It's hard, it's hard to tell. It's just hard to say, right? Like, when you think, like the comment that always kills me in sports is, oh, he's bad at this. It's clearly not working on it. That it's probably the opposite. You're probably spending a lot of time trying to fix something. Right, you're over working on it. No, not over, but like a small little change, right? Like, like the numbers might not always reflect an improvement.

Right, how about that? If that was any sense. No, that makes perfect sense. Right, so we have all this guys that, you know, are full on stats and all this guy last year was 150 faith and this year is 145, he needs to keep working on this. Well, maybe he is working on it, you just have no idea.

Right. And then four years later, Ben, that same player's 20 of doing something. Like you don't know. Yeah, take some time for it to pay off. You went to Arizona State. How awesome was that? It's how fun it is.

I'm gonna tell you right now, it was great, but probably not on the tone you're implying. It seems like a really fun school to go to. I did not. What I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, like basically I had like six months left, not even. So it was a lot of fun, but at the end gate to experience what a lot of people think of at your see. Yeah. All right. And I'm not gonna lie. I got deathly scared when I came early on like I mean Spain When he comes to mind was drinking then like obviously you have rules But it's not like the worst thing that could happen was they were just call your parents and maybe take you home

All right, yeah, it's about it. All right over here if you just holding a beard on the street And even if you're over 20 on it can be an issue here on scholarship and my C's well, I'm like Jesus Christ. Yeah, you can't can you have fun in this country like that. That was so yeah. The first few years I was very scared of yeah of doing anything and then you kind of learn a little bit and and open up right but I also had the language barrier early on trying to you know get used to a different culture different let's say and you know unwritten rules about what different culture, different, let's say, and you know, I'm written rules about what you cannot cannot say in conversation, right?

I mean, it's a lot to get used to them be able to enjoy. Yeah, all right, so a couple last quick questions. I know you got to run for Shinnecock for the US Open. I saw you driving a Porsche. Maybe a Porsche, really small car. How'd you fit in that? No, it was a C class. I believe

Okay, okay. Well, are you drove right by and I was like I just wait you I'm gonna look three I can I can fit in most cars Okay, that was dumb question. I think once you go past I want you to get to the six five just when you start getting Maybe I can't fit in. Yeah, I still have that I still have that no Mercedes luckily They're they're you know the sports cars have quite a bit of room. Yes. Germans on average are tall. Yes.

All right. What about Lucas Glover last week? Memphis Heat in your game prep. Are you thinking maybe about what color pants you're going to wear? Things could get icy. So the only thing, I think the only thing you could do to not see is black pants. There's no way in hell, you weren't black pants. Yeah, it's hot, yeah.

No, I mean, I remember, I think it was my Saturday round. There weren't white pants, but there were like cream color, and you're not thinking about see-through stuff, but it was on like the sixth hole where I looked down and I had black underwear, and I'm like, okay, you can clearly see the It wasn't then you see other people on the group. I'm not paying attention. I look at somebody at one point part And I'm like, well, he's got the same issue. I think he had similar pains to look at us It was also following him very close. I mean, it's it's what was it 94 with 90 plus percent humidity

I mean, it's just kind of how we go. Yeah, it was insane. I wish we had like, well, yeah, like same short time. Yeah, like in two minutes later, there's always it's going to be so. Yeah, that's true. I wish, you know, it's, you know, the sports, they're clothing made for sweat, like playing football that's made for that basketball, the things like baseball as well. Our, they're not always a lot of the brands are not made for that type of conditions. Yeah, I'm saying like you got, you got to live merger going on.

Maybe you, you share, you cross pollinate a little bit, you adopt some of their rules. Maybe you're allowed to wear shorts now. Yeah. You still have sweat on those shorts. That's true. That wouldn't change. I think it's more, maybe when you talk to somebody to make a little bit more of the gold box, yeah, that's right.

Athletic shorts, but I mean, it wasn't only Lucas, I think it was a lot of. Oh, it was ever, have one last question. It's rowback question. RHO BACK.com promo code take Use it in the story get rowback Qzips pull those hoodies somewhere in it right now Can you rate my golf swing real quick and I think PFT has one last question? Max home is the swing raider, right? Yeah, but you just tell me what you think watching it I've been working on it a lot How long have you been playing? My whole life your whole life. No, that's why. Yeah, I was gonna say but I've been working on a lot

You some tell me what you think you're not serious. What I already know. We didn't even hit it. Oh, there you go Yeah, I piped it. Are you serious? You got the slow mo Piped you hear me me say piped? Wait, this is serious. Yeah, that's my swing. What do you think? That's it up.

Is not your real sense. Have you ever thought about locking their legs? That's it up. Is not your real sense. No, it is. No, it is. No, it's not. Because I was born without ACLs.

I shot a set of, yeah. I shot a set of 72 at Chinatoc once. I think you actually needed that score to make the cut. I did because I would you actually needed that score to make the cut. I did. Yeah. I would have definitely needed it. Yeah. I mean, listen, besides the knee lock, which I still don't believe is true. Everything else is good. Yeah. I mean, you know, it's just just, yeah, I mean, that boy you hit it good. It goes straight pipe. Yeah, I mean, you're probably leaving about 40 yards

over there in the tank, because you're not, you're refusing to use your legs for something like that. But besides that, no, it's on plain, that's not look bad at all. Okay, thank you. That's John Robb approved. Did you have one last question?

Yeah, yeah, I wanna talk about real quick, the famous fortune cookie. The fortune cookie that you opened in what, 2013? Oh yeah, I, this came up. I don't even remember it. Yeah, so I was wondering about it. So you tweeted out in 2013, I'm going to win the Masters.

And because of the fortune cookie. You had a fortune cookie that said, like your wildest wishes will come true. I was gonna ask you if you thought about that fortune cookie and about that tweet and thinking like, you're walking out the 18th at Augusta, think of yourself, I bet you I'm going so viral right now for my two thousand thirteen weeks.

I can't stress enough how far gone from my memory that was. Yeah. Like, when they showed it to me, I did not believe it was me who posted that. That's incredible. Right now, like I did have, if you follow more tweets, I think there was about a two week stretch that I walked by PanExpress after class every single day, right?

So like for two weeks, I think every day for lunch I have PanExpress and had a fortune cookie. I don't think that's the only one I posted because I do remember how long he used to work for Asia and if he still does, his name is Doc Tamarow. He did a lot of social media for Asia, so when he responded like something like that, like, you know, maybe you have a bit of an obsession with PanExpress, you should lay off. It's good. I know. I guess one of my tweets was that, right? I know, maybe you have a bit of an obsession with Panlick's praise, you should lay off. It's good. I know I guess one on my Twitch was that, right?

And then I walk by it every day, I just figured out and could get some orange chicken for lunch. So, well, to book in the interview, what about Panlick's press the master's dinner? Wouldn't that be perfect? Yes. Listen, if I were to go the fast food route, Panlick's press would not make the cut.

Okay, okay. And then that would probably be very high up there. Okay, all right, so if I had to go that route, I had to go that route. Well, John, thank you so much. I know JJ wouldn't approve of that, but we've had the discussion. He posted a screenshot by the way of your group chat.

He broke the code. He did not supposed to be that. That's not a good friend. Yeah. He posted a screenshot of your group chat that you had with him. That's not a good friend. Yeah. What do you do? He posted a screenshot of your group chat that you had with which one? Zach hurts. What he was saying, like, you know, like go out and play well and stuff like that for the masters. Oh, what was Zach said before the run. Yeah, but you can't you can't post a screen shot.

He broke up. No, well, I made a public. I think at that point, you're okay. I think it was it was like just because we had discussed that I was going to make it public. If I won, which is funny now that happened, I think it was justified. because we had discussed that I was gonna make it public if I won, which is funny now that it happened. I think it was justified. You got to add Zach that. Just keep your eye on JJ. He's a bit of a snake. I think Zach is too much of a nice guy to maybe say anything to him. Yeah. If he was reversed, I think JJ might have said something. Yeah, absolutely. Well, John, thank you so much. He's been awesome, man. No, I'll push you guys. Good luck this weekend and we'd love to have you back on anytime our paths cross perfect. Thanks. Thank you, man John Rom was brought to you by our good friends over at Paramount Plus

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And now here's to Real Hatton. Okay, we now welcome on a very special guest that is Teryl Hatton. I said that to myself About a thousand times walking into the club today. Did I screw it up? Now you actually said it right okay Teryl Hatton Pro golfer here at the playoffs in Olympia fields Great to have you on excited We we actually can I tell you the backstory? We are, we're not the huge, the biggest golf guys, right? We like watching all the majors. We like playing our producer Hank who's a

diehard golfing. All he does is golf. When we were deciding who we were going to interview, he specifically said we had to have you on the show. So that's how you came recommended from our producer. Okay, so under pressure. No, I'm just saying you, I think he wanted you on the show because you're, is it fair to say you can be, you can be the bad boy golf? Uh, no, I mean, well, I get frustrated and I'll swear in the third clubs, but I mean, like anybody else. Yeah, it doesn't make you a bad person. That's why you're, I feel like you are the most relatable

golfer. Maybe not the bad way, the most relatable golfer out there. Potentially, yeah. Yeah, I'm always honest. I mean, I did read that you have a Lamborghini that's painted like the Joker, is that true? Yeah, that was a while ago though. Yeah, that was probably,

might have been like five years ago now though, but yeah, I had it wrapped purple. Originally had it wrapped in a matte black. So I kind of went from Batman to the Joker's purple. Purple is my favorite color. So oh, I liked that. Yeah, I liked that. You know, that's the, isn't that the royal color? I think that's the royal family's color. I think that's the purple color of royal. I think that's because like when they bump their like leg into a coffee table, they all have hemophilia and they start bleeding. That's the purple. That's where it comes from. No, I'm sorry. That's a true story. I don't know if you I don't know if they taught you that in school. No. I didn't lie about just go to. So you are you are I think the most

relatable golfer out there. You've called you've dubbed yourself head case hadn't And you said I think the quote I wrote red was you've you've judged your mental game as low as a three out of ten What is the like what's been the arc there? Have you gotten better? You think with your mental game? Or is it still I'm just gonna show my emotion? I? Mean I with your mental game or is it still, I'm just going to show my emotion. I mean, I wouldn't say I've probably, I wouldn't say I've improved much in that sense. Yeah, I mean, I always get frustrated. That's just the person I am. And yeah, I'll, I'll show that. I think the important thing is for it to not really affect the next shot and for sure sometimes that does happen, but more often than not, I'll still be frustrated, but I've got to clear ahead and I know what I'm trying to do. Yeah, so was it ever a situation where you were like, I have to stop showing my emotion and then you realize, wait, why am I trying to be someone I'm not?

Like, I should be who I am on the course. That's probably the best approach. Yeah, I think there's, there was a period where I tried to rain in, but that wasn't a very successful period at raining it in or sort of playing decent golf. So that was a long time ago. Yeah, I just embrace who I am, I guess. Yeah, you got to be you. Absolutely. I mean, a lot of people out there when they play golf,

they hit a bad shot and they do a lot of the same things that you do. Actually, my trick is if I play like two shots poorly in a row, I'm like, well, I need to have another beer. And I'll just drink a beer. And then you reach that golden ratio where you're just buzzed, but not drunk enough where it affects your game.

Then you really start shooting well. I mean, drinking and playing golf for me is brutal. We had a loud strip a month and a half ago. And I mean, the standard of golf was horrific. But I mean, we had a good time. Yeah, that's awesome. That's a nice thing. But yeah, the goal for me was was pretty sad at some of the shots that I hit. Yeah, I did see one moment where you got frustrated.

And this is the part that I warned you about like we might have to fight after this because we respect golf courses. We root for the course, internaments, and at Augusta, you gave the middle finger to the course. You flipped off the course because you were so upset. Actually, that might be almost a sign of respect. It's like a worthy competitor to the course. So like inside you are two wolves. You got Matsuyama's caddy that bows to the course.

I respect and you that flips it off because you're like, okay, you got me on this one course. Yeah, I'm definitely not the first one, and I don't think I'll be the last person to do that. Yeah, that was probably not my finest moment doing something like that. Who cares? Listen, that's that you should show that.

Also, didn't the gustor try to fight you? Didn't it or injure you? It started it. Yeah, it started my wrist problem now. So the point where you started the fight. Yeah, so the, I mean, that's on the course. The course through the first punch. You were self-defense, yeah.

What would you like? Right against the course. Would you like to apologize to the course? Don't. Don't. No, okay. I'll go in that. I love it because it really is when you're watching golf

There's obviously an air of like the rules and I get it But I think golf has grown in such popularity and a lot of people like to watch it and they like to see the emotions and You know even when when you guys play in Arizona and there's the whole word, you know fans are going crazy like that's sport That's fun. So I like that stuff. I like when you show emotion. Yeah, I mean, that, that, that weekend in Phoenix is, is carnage.

Yeah. Yeah. Um, that's fun. 16th hole is, is mega. Yeah, it is mega. It's so mega definition mega. What's your best shot? Have you, have you ever gotten it very close to the,

because I would imagine top walk me through it in the 1612 for people don't know in the Is not the waste management anymore. What is it now? WM open and Phoenix if you don't go for the whole you'll get boot Do you does that get in your head when you step up there and you're like I know what I should do? But I also don't want to get boot. Well, I mean, I'd teed myself up for a roast in the first year. I played it because I think it was on the Saturday. They pushed the tee forward.

So it was like 110 yards. So it was really short and yeah, decided to get the crowd to make loads of noise. And then I hit a sound wage to like 40 foot and just everyone booed. Yeah. And I was fully deserved. Terrific golf y'all.

Yeah. I love it. Horrible. I wanted to just, yeah, bury myself. But yeah, that was a bad moment. If you're gonna, if you're gonna boost the crowd up, you need to hit a good shot. Yeah.

Yeah, so that was not a good time to do that. Yeah, you should have, like, tried to be a right after that. That's the only thing you could take your shirt off. Now, I mean, it was just head in my hands and kind of trying to drown out the booing. Yeah. Yeah. Do you have a, do you have a favorite hole? I think that's probably my favorite hole. Yeah, on that course. Yeah, no, just in generally. Yeah, because you got the stadium seating, you got like 40,000 drunk bros from Scottsdale in the stands. Like, it's nice. It's nice, it's a nice change of pace. Is there a hole that you look at and you're like,

yeah, that's, I love that hole. Well, I mean, the 16th there is unique, there's no other hole like it that we would play throughout the rest of the year. You do definitely have a bit more adrenaline when you stand on that hole. But I think as we're just talking about it, that one sticks in. Sticks in. Wrong answer. Correct answers. The next one.

Yeah, the next hole. The next hole is always the most important hole. Okay. Yeah. Great. Great to disagree. Try to pop you up to 3.5 out of 10 on the next day. Yeah.

Now, in terms of the caddy relationship, how is that work with your caddy? Does he ever say to you, like, hey, calm down or like don't react this way? Or does he know, like, I just gotta let him be himself? For the most part, he'll just leave me to it. And then, yeah, I think once he's probably sick of listening to what's coming out my mouth,

then he'll just tell me to rain it in and focus on the next one. Yeah. So yeah, he'll let me be for a period, but yeah, he'll, once he's had enough, it'll say something. That's it. And your dad just swing coach, right? Yeah. So how does that work?

Are you allowed to get mad at him if he isn't doing his job well? Is that an awkward relationship? Like, you have to go back to your dad at some point Be like come on dad and need more help Well, yeah, I mean it has its awkward moments I guess But he's been my coach since I was I was 10 so we've been on a quite a Long journey. I guess you can see you know a job. Yeah, no, it's been good. I guess you could say you've done a good job. Yeah, and I was being good. I think there's times where it's more challenging, mainly because I'd be quite frustrated on the range

and then it's not so much that you're almost looking for like a magic answer and they kind of isn't one. It's just a case of some days you rhythm or your swings just slightly out and put all the positions that you would expect to see when you're swinging it. Well, you're hitting those spots, but you're just not, they're rhythm wise. So it's just, I guess it's wise, one of the most frustrating games you can play. So in terms of golf, when we talk to starting pitchers in baseball, we'll always have the question of like, do you know the second you step out there like today's the day? Today is my day. Do you know the minute that you get the range before around? You're like,

this is, everything's coming easy to me or it's going to be a struggle. Yes and no. I think when you're going through a phase of playing well naturally, then it feels easier. But it is a mad game. You can have a warm up on the range and you don't miss a shot and you get out on the golf course. For some reason reason you're trying to do exactly the same thing But you basically can't hit a golf shot right you end up Shooting a bad score and then I mean I've had it plenty of time. So I've had a shocking warm up And I'm raging going to the first tea I sound the first tea straight down the middle and you're kind of off and running and you go and have a decent day. Right Yeah, it's just, yeah, it's mad. What's the hardest part of the mental game in golf?

Because for me, and I'm not a pro golfer, I don't know if you knew that, it's like, holes like 11 through 17, I'm like, I just want to go home. Do you ever have that? Where it's like, this is long. Like, this is a long time. Yeah, you can have that on a Friday afternoon when you're basically missing the cut and you're just...

Oh, yeah, that probably sucks. Yeah, if someone was like, you can just go in, you'd probably just take it. Which draw, yeah. Taking advantage of what you're doing. No. Start doing this with your shoulder. Yeah, yeah. But what is the most difficult thing that maybe the average fan doesn't realize in terms of the mental game or even the swing game? I think one of the hardest things mentally really is when you've on a Sunday and you

see it every week, guys that are going out in the last few groups, you've got a chance to win the golf tournament if you go have a decent day. And there's always one to say, one or two guys that have a bad Sunday. And that's, it's a frustrating place to be because you're like, you're trying your best and and things just aren't happening. Like, you can hit good golf shots to say five, six feet, whatever. And then you, you lip out the part and it's five, six feet, whatever, and then you lip out the part and it's just not going your way and you have to keep trying your best and it's deflate in because you've kind of got, you've done all the hard work for the start

of the week to get yourself in position, you carry on playing well and it just doesn't really work out. I think that's always hard. That's a good answer. So how many shots in a round would you say you need a little luck? Well, probably like half of them really. Yeah, certainly. Yeah, certainly when you get around the greens. Yeah. Yeah, you need some, you need a little bit of like, right. So only for puts to drop and things like that. And days when you, when you're hitting good puts

and they're, they're lipping out and, but you have to try and trust that process and keep doing the same thing. And it doesn't work, but then there's other days where it's going your way and you might not hit like, as good a part, but then it'll bobble in and it keeps your momentum going and you keep sort of riding that wave.

So yeah, this is, yeah. It's crazy to think that luck does play a big part. Would you rather be lucky or good? Ooh. Both help. Yeah. I'd rather be lucky. I would rather be lucky. If you're lucky all the time, then you're actually good. So you. Yeah. I'd rather be lucky. I would rather be lucky. If

you're lucky all the time, then you're actually good. So you get best of both worlds. But you can be good and not lucky. Yeah. Yeah. So we got the writer cup coming up. Remortal enemies. You've competed it twice. Is it coming home? Do you feel confident? I hope so. Well, I think for the guys that played at Whistlin Straits that will be on the team in Rome, you have that added motivation. I mean they're amazing weeks anyway. I think Wiston's rates was a shame because we didn't have, because of Covid, European fans couldn't travel and then you don't have that. I guess that, you know, any sporting event we've got at the home and away end and you've got the back and forth. It was just so heavily one-sided support for the US team. We're a good sports staff. We show up to support our

golfers. Yeah, I mean the support that the guys had that week was amazing for them. It made it a little bit more challenging for us, but we knew if it was quiet on the golf course, we were doing our job because... So the US fans won it for the United States, it's pretty much... Not really. I mean, ultimately, the US team played amazing and fully deserved to win. There's no doubt about that. I just think home support goes a long way.

And I think that that will play a big role in Rome. Yeah. Is there a different mindset going into a competition like that as opposed to you know, on the PGA tour you got there. You're, you're trying to play for yourself. It's an individual game. And then you've, you got the team formats and the rider cup in terms of preparing in like the mental state that you get in going into a round. What's the difference between the two? in like the mental state that you get in going into a round, what's the difference between the two?

Well, I mean, it's kind of the same things. All you can do is go out there and try your best. But you're not just playing for yourself, the rider can't be playing for your teammates. Family that are there, you've got an all the support, the fans that are out there following you and everyone kind of watching back home. It's a lot bigger than yourself that week. And I think that that shows in the emotion that you see that players have with holding a part and the responses that the crowd gave, like when you hit a shot into the green and the chairs that you get, you get goosebumps when you're on the first tee. That's great. That's amazing. It's a great competition.

Here's a hard question for you. Which would you rather have accomplished? You win the Ryder Cup, England wins the World Cup Cup or Liverpool wins the FA Cup the Premier League and the Champions League in the same season You don't care about the FA Cup, right? I mean they'll count but if it's a triple crown and that's nice What is the Careboocup or something? Careboocup that's a lead that's a car about a cup. Yeah, that one doesn't matter. I mean selfishly, I would like for Europe to win the ride a cup. Okay. All right. Wow. So you just made it so the Liverpool's going to have a terrible

season. That's on you. Well, yeah, I'll take that. Do you get to watch a lot of Liverpool games? Do you get to watch a lot of Liverpool games? Yes and no. Being over here in the States makes it a lot easier to generally watch the games because you have them on TV. Right. Like the sass they kick off, the three o'clock kick off in the UK. They don't show the games. So being over here in the States is always on TV. So T time permitting. I'll try and try and watch the game for you. Yeah. Yeah. All right. So I have one last question. It's a rowback question, r-o-b-a-c-k-k.com. Use promo code take them right now.

roback.com. promo code take QZips, polo's hoodies, joggers, shorts, everything roback.com. Have what was the conversation with your fiance after she banged the porta-potty? So for people who didn't see, you were in your back swing and a porta-potty door closed and you were pissed because you're like, what the hell? And it was your fiance.

Yeah, that was the Italian open. Yeah, that was the Italian Open. Yeah, I mean, there was no fans really that week. So Emily, my wife, Bessa was walking around, then Fionte. And yeah, she went to the portaloo. And as she was coming out, she saw a massive spider on the door. So she basically like, shit herself and jumped out the way of the door,

which happened to then slam as I was basically the top of my back swing. So that's the background. So you actually, you've got some context of why she slammed a toilet door and walked away down swing. Now, you were, I'm like, your reaction, you were like, what the hell? And then how quickly were you like, oh, no, so, I kind of started laughing.

I looked up and obviously saw a straight away. And yes, so that's why I, it's good you saw, could you imagine if you'd like flipped out and then that would have been uncomfortable at home later that night Yeah, I'm sure I mean like kicked that person out. I know wow. I mean she was the only person standing there so it's not like Most weeks over here when you've got thousands of people walking around and you kind of That sort of noise Goes on a lot and it doesn't really affect you too much, that sort of noise goes on a lot and it doesn't really affect you too much,

but when it's, when you've got one person stood on the side of the fairway and they happen to do it on your down to and you know to sit more. Did you see the spider? Did you confirm that there was a spider there? No, so she might have just been saying. She could be lying, but I am. That's a good lie though.

Yeah, it's a very good lie. I actually have one last thing. Can you rate my golf swing? Can you just give me any tips or anything? I pipe this one just to those spoilers, but I piped it. What do you think? Ooh, look at that move. Straight legs.

Yeah, yeah. Okay. Why the straight legs? It's just, that's where I get all my power. And then you've got anchors on. Yeah, I Choose you wearing those I lost my golf shoes. So those were just Yeah, you're pretty well you're locked in on the ground. Yeah, right. Yeah, you got to make sure you anchor yourself Yeah, you know that you dad might not have taught you that. Yeah. Well, to be fair, when he swings a golf club, he's got his anchors on as well.

He doesn't move his feet. It doesn't move his feet. Do you think I got something? I would suggest that you start off alright, because you've got your knees bent. Yeah. And then you go, and then you get to lock his... Yeah, he's processed.

Yeah. I don't listen. I'm not going to criticize your process. No, well, maybe you should just keep your knees bent And then and then allow your feet to move as well that might help you a little bit It makes people very mad when I post those They get very upset online So it's hard to watch

It's a little painful for me too. I'm not a lie. People still like criticize your golf swing Random people on Twitter. they give you advice. I don't know where. I mean, you get the odd message of people saying it's crazy things, but I mean, it's easy when you sound the same for right. Yeah, I love doing the thing, you just step up to the ball and you're like, okay, golf Twitter roast my swing,

and then you just put in slow-mo and you never swing. And so they have to watch like a 30-second video of you not swinging. That's great. Just get back, I'm a little bit far back at the losers. Yeah. Last time on social media, the better though, I think. I'd agree.

Probably right. Unfortunately it's our job, but I'd agree. Yeah. You'll turn it to us. Yeah, yes. Well, Terrell, thank you so much. Good luck this week. It was great having you on.

We're rooting for you. Not in the Ryder Cup, though. Yeah, down the Ryder Cup. That's fine. I'll allow that's great having you on. We're rooting for you Not in the right or cup though. Yeah, not the right. Fine. Yeah, I'll allow that we hope you lose and I Listen, I heard that excuse like whoa our fans couldn't come that was an excuse. That's bulletin board material Take it as you wish we're gonna send the entire state of New Jersey is going over to Italy It's gonna be like Jersey store season two. Yes, and we're gonna be in your face all the Italians get home. Yeah Well, thank you so much. Best luck rest of the year. Thank you. Good luck Trail Hatton was brought to you by Chevy it's Silverado summer think of all the possibilities from off-road adventures to DIY projects hardcore work

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They are very close if not to even I believe you guys are up one point and then our two teams are tied or Hank and Mack, let me that truck. I mean, this is, we do this segment every time. I know. It's going to, it's going to come down to the end. Big cap, PFT Jake Billy 23, Hank Max 22. OK. So, sorry. We're going to do, it's OK.

Mount Rushmore, I expect better out of you. If you do that again, you have to listen to the entire, do we care if Obama's gay space back all night? Deal. Okay. Uh, that's how that's accountability. That is, it's accountability. Uh, okay. Mount Rushmore of ways to waste money, ways to waste money. Who has the first pick? You guys are first me and Billy. Your second. Okay. so Jake and Max third.

I heard that you had trouble getting in touch with Billy today. I double texted and it worked out. It worked out, he did contribute. So this is Jake and Billy, a true Jake and Billy. Nope, memes not involved. Okay. PFT, what do we want to do with our one one? I like our one, I like our one one.

Yeah. Now we have on the list. I also like the second one that I like our one one. Yeah. Now we have on the list. Yeah. I also like the second one that I sent you in that text. And then yours. So. Oh, I'll let you call.

Wait, what does the second one you sent me in the text? The most recent text, two texts that I've sent you. Most recent two texts I've sent you. Wait, the first one is the second one. They're all good. Pick one of those. Okay. Buy a boat. Yep, buy a boat.

Good way to waste money. One of the two happiest days of a boat owner's life today they buy it, they sell it. It's always way better to have a friend that has a boat than to actually have a boat yourself. Yeah. This is a joke I've heard on the golf course. I would never say it, but I've heard people say it.

The three F's. If it fucks, flies or floats, lease it. That's good. I like that. I like that. I would never say that joke. Another golf course joke. You know what they call a boat.

It's just a hole in the water that you throw money into. Yeah. I've heard that one before. Yeah. We should do golf course jokes. Mount Rushmore golf course jokes. Oh yeah. How do you do that? Well, okay. Uh, we should do golf course jokes, Mount Rochor golf course jokes. How long will it work?

Okay. Do you guys don't like that pick? It's fine, I mean, it's not the most relatable pick, but it's fine. Well, what do you mean relatable? I mean, how many people are buying boats? It's about us we're wasting money. Yeah, a lot of people don't buy a boat

because they know it's a waste of money. I mean, I wasn't gonna say anything, you asked my thought on the pick. I don't know where. because they know it's a waste of my time. I mean, I wasn't gonna say anything, you asked my thought on the pick. Oh, where? Okay. Fuck you, dude. We're gonna go with not canceling subscriptions you don't use.

Oh, good one. Yep. My strategy on this one is I just wait to lose my debit card somewhere and then I get a new card and then I have to opt back into all the old subscriptions. I have so many fucking mindless subscriptions. That odds up. It adds up. It adds up. Okay. Rocket money. Max. First one. Uh, bottle service. Oh, good one. Yeah, it's always shocking how much bottles cost when somebody else pours. And then they bring out like the sparklers. That's where Hank picked. Yes, this is a Hank.

Oh, this was, Hank is very worried. Why? I mean, he just keeps telling me to cook, telling me to cook, and then he's like, you have to go over, he's like, you have to go by this list. Yeah, yeah. You have to go by this list. Okay.

All right, decent pick. Next one, college. Yep, good pick. We had that on list too. Good pick. Good pick. But wait, Hank went to college and got a degree, and he can do every blowout. We had that on list too. Good pick. Good pick. But wait, Hank went to college and got a degree and he can do every goal now.

How is that relatable to Hank? Well, it's got it. He got a job. Because he's so good at college. Hank, thanks for college. He's fucking stopped existing. You also forget that this is a two-man team that I also went to college.

That's true. Did you? I did. Okay. Villanova one. What? I did. Okay. Villanova one. What? And Hofstra attendee.

What percentage of your of your college classes do you think are relevant to your everyday life? See, me actually a lot. What? Did you do this? Documentary filmmaking. No. Oh shit.

How did we not know that? Holy fuck. Oh yeah, I made docu I made a documentary. Wait, can we? What was your thesis about? Uh, I made a docu I did social justice documentaries. Oh, Who whimp the first one was about I went into jails and talk about people with like Okay, that's a life life of a roll. Yeah. The second one was about the opioid epidemic.

Okay, that's good. That was it. So how can it take so long for the golf videos to come out? I mean, I, I hope you had spent a year on each of those. Yeah. I spent the entire junior year on the first one and my entire senior year on the, on the, you spent your entire year on the Ryder Cup, so.

Well, I'm not doing the Ryder Cup. Oh, yeah, we know you are, because it hasn't come out yet. Right. So, that's why we're never gonna see it. All right. Paintball, oh yeah, paintball comes out tomorrow. Okay, let's go. I can use, yeah.

And the whole video is out now. Yeah. The whole video is out now. Shout out Jake for eating the worm. That was very proud of you for that. That shocked me. Jake, his credit was like, you know what? I'm not really helping out with this whole shock,

Mr. Positions could have been getting way steep inside a hole, but he was like, I got to step up the content. I'll eat a worm. And then in very Jake fashion, the next day when we did the Billy Food Challenge saw a noodle on the ground. He's like, that's grosser than the worm.

Yeah, that's the end of that. That's what I said. Okay. Our next pick, this is a Billy entry. I'm firing away with it. Going to a of that. Okay, our next pick, this is a billionth tree. I'm firing away with it. Going to a strip club. Okay. Well, Billy, especially, we know how he deals with strip clubs.

He spends his entire paycheck there. Okay, good picks. PFT, what should we do here? I think we should go with the one. Yeah, number 11 on this list here. Let's go with 8 and 11. Yeah, yeah. Okay. So you go first.

So, uh, max to go to clean. This isn't relatable, but I think it is very relatable. And I want to say that I don't see this as a waste, but it is a waste. Having kids is just not a way. There's, it's a money pin. You know how much money you have to spend on daycare? Dude, it's, it's shocking. It's You know how much money you have to spend on take care. Dude. It's it's it's shocking.

I see how much uh, that's fucking. How much do you think you spent on toys in the last five years? So so so much money and here's the best part. If you buy a kid a toy, they play with it for about five minutes. Then they're like, I'm going to play with your fucking shoes or something that could kill me They're like oh, you know what's more fun than the then the pop patrol troll toy you got me a pair of fucking scissors I wonder knife. I wonder if I can fit this fork into the electric. Yeah kids love remote controls. They love everything that you talk about Toi it's it's without fail. They want to play with everything that is not a toy

That's why I lock Chris in a crate with Blake. Yeah, that's where he stays. All right, what do you think? That's not relatable? No, no, no, no. I mean, kids is relatable, too. Okay. Having more people have kids than have votes.

You have a buying a boat or something, everyone knows is a waste of money. Yeah. I don't have a boat. And I know it's a waste of money. Yeah. Agreed. Okay. Havinged. Okay.

Having kids. You should actually just adopt your kids when they're 17 years old. It's spent way less money. And then send them off to your college. I love my kids. I'm fortunate enough to have money, but it is, if I thought about it, it's shocking.

And then it's a double because you also get college. Oh yeah. So that's always a double pick. Oh yeah, we got college in that. Yeah, double pick. That's fax and my also get college. Oh yeah. So that's all you have. We got college in that. Yep, double pick. That's fast and my daughter's wedding. Not that too. Yep.

Yep. Yeah, it's like a mega pick. It is a mega pick. It's a mega pick. Okay. All right, our next pick for biggest ways to waste money, signing James Harden to a contract. Yeah.

So having James Harden, I was in your back face. No, that was great. No, that was a great pick. Thank you, Max. But Max, tell me how much you did. You did my face. Wait, it's James Harden to a new contract or a new contract.

Just signing James Harden to a contract. Just signing James Harden to do anything. Signing James Harden. Yes. Max, tell me how good that pick was. I mean, it was great. It was a lot of that. It was a lot of that pick. It was a lot of that pick. It was a lot of that pick. It tell me how good that pick was. I mean it was great. Talk to sir. Tell us how fucking good. How much you love that Fucking good that pick was. Huh? You love that. Titty fuck that.

It was great pick. Thank you. No. Some guy shout out to the guy on the street today that just said you were right about Titty fuck. Didn't even say hello. You just walked by me was like you were right about Titty fucking. You can only Titty fuck James Harden. Yeah. True. All right. Just walked by me was like you were right about Tiddy fucking you can only Tiddy fuck James Harden. Yeah true All right, I don't think I'm recovering Okay, keep going all right our paper recovering from this our pick is actually gonna be in the similar Category to you guys. We're gonna go with continuing to pay Bobby Benia through 2035. Okay It's a big waste of money. This is a revelle pick, Jake.

It's a revelle pick. It's a revelle pick. It's a revelle pick. I love the story. It's a big, it's a revelle. It's a big way to waste money. A major league baseball team. How much does he get paid, though?

But actually, I think a couple of million a year. So that's not that much money. It's actually, didn't they figure it out that like, if you just use that money instead of paying probably be near to invest with the guy Name Bernie made off you'll make way more. Yeah, so it was it was a sound financial decision by the will pods The 2035 is insane good for a bobby baneer. Yeah good for him But the matter was thing what it doesn't change for inflation 1.9 million Actually as a decent deal with no change to inflation How much was a million dollars when he signed it?

I don't know, but it's still a lot No, but how how much would today? Look it up. Well, there's also no salary. There's no salary When do you sign every July 1st 2011 to 2035 2011 was when he signed it In 2000 the Met's agreed to buy out the remaining 5.9 million And then 1.2 million for 25 years starting July 1st 2011 including negotiated So it would be one if it was with inflation. They would have had to pay 1.36 million instead of 1 million.

They're paying them another 12 years. I know it's a great deal for them. I love them. Yeah, for him, but that's our wasting money. Okay. Okay. All right, ready? Yeah.

Next we're gonna go with crypto. Yeah. Okay, good pick. Okay. A lot of people lost a lot of go with crypto. Yeah. Okay, good pick. Okay. A lot of people lost a lot of money with crypto. Next one, you probably aren't gonna like gambling. Oh, that's not true if you're a bad gambler. I mean, how much money have you wasted money gambling? Nope, because I've made friends along the way, my friend.

That's actually a terrible pick. No, it's actually a terrible pick because I, if yes, you lose money gambling, and I'm very open about the fact that I'm a loser, but I wouldn't trade it because I love it. And if you bet within your means, it doesn't hurt. And Matt, just for the record, you would have said this last week, right?

But for the news came out, yep. 100% on set of last. Okay, good. Interesting. Okay. So we had a similar last. Okay. Yeah. Good. Interesting. Okay. So we had a similar one for our last one. Do you guys tell me if you want to veto it? We had tailing barcel employees gambling picks. That's that is gambling. That's kind of mean. No, it's not gambling. It's certified losing. It's kind of mean. So it's technically not gambling. You cannot. Right. Well, it's technically not gambling. Is it not? What? Gambling?

Gambling means there's a chance you can win. If you tell us, there's no chance you can win. Therefore, you're wasted money. Yeah, nicky smokes, 70%. Yeah, I did the fucking gambles, but I did win money last year, God damn it. I hate that everyone says that. Sorry, I got a little tricker.

Next pick, Jake. I was pent up. Is that an awful veto? Yes. It sounds to me like, I don't like you today. I'm gonna say, I got a little tricker next pick Jake. I was pet up. Is that a is that a little veto? Yes, it sounds to me like No way this is Here's such a big Hank Hank's drunk face down in a sand bar right now. No, no, good pick. This is ridiculous. Good pick. You don't think that's a good pick?

No, I think it's the same exact pick. You literally just said it might be the same thing, gambling. That's our gamble. It's a bad pick because one is... What is, what is, what is, what is, what is, what is, what is, what is, what is, what is, what is, what is, what is, what is, what is, what is, what is, what is, what is, what is, what is, what is, what is, what is, what is, what is, what is, what is, what is, what is, what is, what is, what is, what is, what is, what is, what is, what is, what is, what is, what is, what is, what is, what is, what is, what is, what is, what is, what is, what is, what is, what is, what is, what is, what is, what is, what is, what is, what is, what is, what is, what is, what is, what is, what is, what is, what is, what is, what is, what is, what is, what is, what is, what is, what is, what is, what is, what is, what is, what is, what is, what is, what is, what is, what is, what is, what is, what is, what is, what is, what is, what is, what is, what is, what is, what is, what is, what is, what is, what is, what is, what is, what is, what is, what is, what is, what is, what is, what is, what is, what is, what is, what is, what is, what is, what is, show. Right. Three and a half feel goal bet hit at like 67. Look at our bull. That's what I just said. You look at our bull. Rama picks. I think the winner is like 500 if this stays the entire thing to do. We'll move. We'll move. We'll be. Don't let him boss you around. I'm with Hank. It's not

the other boss. It's. I'm calling Hank. I'm calling Hank. OK, what's your next pick? Our fifth slash fourth pick will be ordering too much food. Not really a waste. You'd rather have too much than too little. I eat all my food. We have experiences here on the show where we think we have bigger

stomachs than we do. Clean plate club. Yeah, but sometimes there's a way you could have worded that that would have fine too much groceries. Yeah, it's healthy. I had that pick. It's healthy groceries. Yeah, I just literally just I buy healthy groceries and throw it out. I would have said going grocery shopping whilst hungry. Yes. Okay. Yeah. What should we do for our last pack? We got a lot of good ones on the board here, Mr. Cat. I like 16 and 18.

This is another order. Yeah, let's do 16. Okay, which, the first part of 16, 16 A or 16 B. Wait, what do you have 16 A, 16 B? There's a slash in there. Oh yeah, I think we'd say both, right? Hosting the World Cup or the Olympics?

Yeah, it's World Events. Yeah, World Events. Oh, hosting World Events. Hosting a massive World Event, I think, Qatar spent like $2 trillion or some bullshit. Hosting World Cup, great job by the Emirates, went off with that hitch. But at the end of the day,

they're gonna have stadiums all around their country that are never gonna get used to them. The Brazilian stadiums, like they're all empty. Have you seen the Chinese stadiums? Yes, all the movie. It's with the swimming cube. Yes. They're like, I think wolves live there now.

Yeah. It's actually really badass. That's actually the only benefit is you get to watch it like cool. This is a banded porn. It looks like a scene from, what was that TV show with the guy and the girl traveling across the country because of the zombies

just came out uh... the man and ron swanson was gay guy didn't doesn't matter doesn't matter he was gay last of us last of us yeah they look like a scene from the last of us when you watch the stadium get over the best uh... okay good about rush for what do we miss i feel good about our past uh Memes wanted to say only fans. What?

Okay. What do you mean? You mean what? What's your budget looking like? What are you wasted on only fans a month? It's a waste of money, porn's free. Right, but how would you know it's a waste of money? You know, you see like a trapeze artist

on Instagram explore and you're like, all right, what's this all about? And then you got her legs overhead and you know, she see like a trapeze artist on Instagram explore and you're like, all right, what's this all about? And then you got her legs overhead and, you know, she's going to work. Yeah, I'll kind of take the counterpoint to that, though, memes. At least if you're buying only fans, you're paying the people that are providing you the service. Yeah. You're not paying, you're not giving ad traffic to some random company. Right.

Hardworking ladies. Yeah. I had betting an Iowa football over. Mm-hmm. Could probably do Wisconsin as well, but that's been in the news because there's players, even their own players were betting the under. Any warranty, buying any warranty. Yeah, warranties are always a crack of shit. Insurance and blackjack. Yeah, same thing. Yeah. Good one. Amazon impulse buys. I just do that all the time we just see something on Amazon Yeah, but sometimes you end up liking those things, but it's a waste of money

I have a taco holder that shaped like a tyrannosaurus Rex and about two of them. That sounds awesome It yeah, you're right. I had a claw. I had a good point Max. Thank you Max. You're right. I'm being a hater mobile games Yeah, and that purchases I thought Hater mobile games. Yeah, and that purchases I thought I thought like any like even like like an extra life on candy get like the the the extra the different outfits or whatever. Yeah, yeah, Chuck to hang and take taxes. Yeah. Yeah. PFT and I have this this one's maybe more not relatable to anyone but the two of us. Season tickets to a team you don't root for in a city you don't live in. Yeah.

Well, for the youngsters. It's for the youngsters. Yeah, you guys give me the way like good people. It's not a waste. I don't think we're good people. Thank you, Jake. No, Jake's right. This completely makes up for everything else we've ever done.

Yeah, Billy submitted cocaine. We had actually. Yeah. I don't think that's a waste. We had drugs on it. That's why we didn't do it because people enjoy it. Yeah, yeah, he also had dick growing pills Okay, Billy yeah All right, so Billy's got strip clubs cocaine and dick growing

It says like one night. Yeah, it's like Billy had a rough night this night What else did we have we had Jim memberships. Yeah. Taking a submarine trip to go visit the Titanic. Yep. Dogecoin. You guys got NFT's, port apes. Wasting money on secret service agents in the early 60s. Yeah. Might as well just throw your money away. Our picks are so specific. Our two teams, and then there's a sojourner. I don't know if that's going to hurt your help. Hank and Max, they're all word, one word answers

because that bottle service, an ours are like very specific. So I wonder how that's. James Harden's that specific. Yeah, I think it's pretty well known. Houston is a big city. New York's a big city. Philadelphia is a big city.

We're hitting major markets here. Also, we technically have strip clubs with James Harden as well. That's true. So we've doubled in there. Then think about that. Yeah. Okay, great about Rushmore. Let's wrap up with guys on checks.

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What? What? You say me? I said mean. Oh, it's mean or mean? You have boss energy. Why does that mean to say that you have boss energy? You do have girl boss energy right now. That's fine.

I guess that's not mean, whatever. No. I'm gonna get it right up and vanity fair soon. Yeah. All right, are we ready? Ready to go here? Yeah. Hi.

Yeah, I think we introduced a segment about a minute ago. So probably. Yep. Hi big cat, PFC, Hank, memes, Jake, and Mr. Second Place. Oh, that's you. That would be me. That's you. Yeah, that would be me. Second place.

Was that mean? No, it's fine. That's fact. This dude I work with got super fucked up at a company happy hour and professed his love for me. He told me he wanted to marry me and he always knew from the moment we met. How much he does or doesn't remember from that night is constantly changing. How much weight should a female put behind a drunk guy's words? Wait, wait.

It's constantly changing. He remembers every single second of this. He's been thinking about it nonstop ever since then like, oh my god, I fucked up. He, anything that he's pretending his blurry is not blurry. He might not even been drunk. The guy was just horny as fuck. And he needed the jerk off. You should have just told him, ladies,

if a guy professes his love for you and says that you wanna get married, just simply say to him, go to the nearest stall and jerk off. You pervert. And they'll come back and there'll be a different person. So what is this girl's question? She's like,

our drunk words actually sober thoughts are no. Yeah, this guy's in love with you. He is, he's, he's, he's, that's brutally in love with you. He's in love with you. Anytime a guy talks to you one-on-one at like a company party, past midnight, just say no.

Yeah, just, just kind of off. Sh, sh, sh, sh, sh. No, sh, sh, sh, sh. Sh, shush him. No, he he he jerks off to you. I'm just being honest. It's it's a problem. Tell him to stop. Tell him to go into stall and maybe get him a subscription to all he fans, not a waste of money according to memes, but is. All right. So I'm a woman woman and I'll just cut to the chase. That's how most women introduce themselves. Got girl beer.

Definitely not a dude writing this question. All the, let's just do a social experiment. Any PMP, any AWO women sound off in the comments in the YouTube section. I want you guys to announce yourself. How many girls listen to the show? Ready for a try? Shout out the girls. Yeah, let the women cook.

I watch a lot of porn. Oh, okay. Definitely check. Definitely check. Okay, nice. A lot of women freak the fuck out about their men watching porn. But I honestly have never thought about the opposite. Do guys get jealous when their women watch porn? Good question, sir. I would say, no, probably every guy's like, that's awesome. Is it? Depends on what kind, I guess.

Well, because you're thinking lesbian porn. I am thinking lesbian porn. I said that. I said my gay side was lesbian. I think there's, I think there's, I think there's dicks in the porn that girls watch. Is there? Do they make, so it's,

Dick only, like, do they make? Because the porn the girls watch is there do they okay, so it's it's dick only like do they make Because the porn is usually the woman is the central figure in the in the shots and all the angles are the woman I'm thinking they make like a dick Shot porn like POV of like from from the girls POV. Yeah, right. I don't know. To think. That would be, I don't even think that women would like watching that. That would blow them up with them. What do they watch? I hope that they watch porn of men with penises

that are smaller than mine. That would be awesome. Also, it's very hard to find. Also, women have it a lot easier because look, a guy uses a fleshlight and he's a pervert, a woman uses a vibrator and it's like, that's what all women do. That's a double standard.

Yeah, I don't have a robot that comes into my bedroom and gives me a hand job all the time. We do it the old fashioned way. So that's fucked up, they don't need porn. They have the vibrator, right? Yeah, you guys have a leg up. Right. Wow, POV, is that a thing?

It's just like a guy just sweating and making weird noises And it's really like you're so hot. Yeah, I'll fix I'll fix the sink after this I'll take out the trash your your way hotter than your friends and all your coworkers are bitches Oh, and also also yeah your your mother-in-law is a boy I was gonna say it I tell your mother-in-law is a boy. I was gonna say it. I tell your mother-in-law's a cop, that's what I was gonna say. We could do that now. Wait, but the guy that's boning her, that would be his mom.

Or she's cheating on the guy. Yeah. With the guy that has an intimate understanding of her marriage. Yeah. And her in-laws. Yeah, exactly. It gets really easy. Is there a stepfather porn?

Should we write this? Is there a stepfather porn where it's like, from the It's really is there stepfather porn? We write this is there stepfather porn where it's like from the point of view the stepdaughter. Yeah, we should write this porn. Hey boys, my boyfriend's far from this position is starring in it. Now that's a POV I'd watch because then he's in different positions. He's like watch, watch me do this. He's like, Ozzlementalist. Here I am. Now I'm not. Jake, it's just Jake. You're looking up at Jake and he's fucking and then all of a sudden, it's like a flash and he's behind you.

I know. I want you to think of a position in your head. Now stay out loud and as she says it, Jake's there. First cowgirl. How'd you know, Jake? I can't get here. Mr. Presitions does it again.

Hey boys, my boyfriend farts uncontrollably, uncontrollably, all after some of the very similar, man, including at night where I commonly wake up to a gas chamber. After hearing the Von Miller interview, I suggested he get a panel to figure out what it is he's eating that's creating all this gas. Just everything, just food, just everything a guy puts in their body makes gas.

It also like he's eating like shit. I know personally like if I'm eating like shit, it's a fucking, it's weapons of mass destruction. It's something that is, you know, they have, they have nuclear protocols for what I can produce when I'm eating like shit. Does gas acts actually work? I was talking to somebody the other day saying that when they get on a plane, they take gas acts and it works.

It does. I gotta get on, I gotta add that to my regimen of thumbs. Yes. Gas acts does work, but yeah, it's, yeah, he just has to stop eating like a garbage disposal. Pretty much. Probably not gonna happen though. Probably not gonna happen, but it is,

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No offense, thank you. Big cat and PFT would be great names for twin babies. Yes. They instantly get all of our tickets to the Colts games. Oh, agreed. That's on the table right now. And scholarship fund. And I'll match.

Yep. We didn't say how much, but it'll be fun. It is a fund. Community call. I'll pay for a community college. We'll put, we'll put a future bet in their name. And if it wins, they get half. But they, but only if they bet half that they win,

and then it wins again. Yes, yes, we have for that. Big cat and PFT, great names. Yeah, do it. Lifetime subscription apart in my take. Fun fact that I learned the other day, so this is more about dogs giving birth than people. Does it know that different dogs in the same litter

can have different dads? So like brothers and sisters in the same litter can have different dads. So like brothers and sisters in the same litter can be half siblings. I thought it was a fake fact when I heard it because it came from the lips of a former member of part of my take who lies about a lot of stuff. But I looked it up and it's straight up the truth. Wow.

That is kind of crazy. That's crazy. Some bitches getting railed out, they might have two dads. I bitch as in like the actual bitch. I was not the actual bitch. Massage and this. Yeah. Um, all right. Great show. We are on heater. I feel like we've had some great moments. Jake great work today. Yeah. Jake you guys. So Bob. I can't wait. What is it? Do we care about? What do you think, Jake? Do you care? Final fact from Jake. I do not care. Okay, so he is gay.

No, it's not a gay. Because that is kind of the trick. Do you guys care? Remember each person before they comment, they have to say their stance. I, I don't care. I do care because it'd be funny. Yeah, I don't care that he's gay.

I do care but in a good way. Right, like I would, it'd be funny. Yeah, I don't care that he's gay. I do care but in a good way. Right, like I would, it'd be very funny. Yeah, be funny. This is tremendous content. It's from a good matter. Does it matter? That's a different question. Oh, does it matter?

Shit, I don't think it matters. It doesn't matter. We screwed up the one thing that was supposed to remember there. Fuck. Okay, numbers, 69. I'm gonna go 91. Memes you ever gotten this? Nope. 20. Memes has won. 95. Oh, so close. I don't want to win these in my business. Yeah. These are bubble bubble numbers. Yeah. Love you guys. The a whales tongue. No blue whales tongue is ways more than

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