Pardon My Take - Josh Duhamel, Corey Kispert, Tom Brady Retires (Again) And Fyre Fest Of The Week
Episode Date: February 3, 2023Tom Brady retires (again) and some people are saying it was because of Hank’s betrayal. We talk about the craziest Tom Brady stats and his career plus what’s going on in Dallas (00:00:00-00:37:21).... Josh Duhamel joins the show to talk about his new movie, the Vikings and he somehow out takes us on our own show (00:37:21-01:12:08). Wizards Corey Kispert joins the show to talk about Gonzaga, playing in the NBA, and we give him basketball coaching tips (01:12:08-01:45:32). We finish with Fyre Fest of the week and Big Cat has an announcement (01:45:32-02:11:21).You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake
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On today's part of my take,
we got a twofer for the people.
We have actor, Josh Dumel.
Awesome interview in person,
talking about his career,
talking about the Vikings,
he's a huge Vikings fan.
He kinda outtaked us as well,
which hasn't really happened often on this show.
I'm comfortable not going to the places
that he went.
Yeah, but he did.
He outtaked us.
I've been there.
He outtaked us.
We also have Corey Kispert from the Washington Wizards
in studio.
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We're gonna talk Tom Brady retiring again.
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Welcome to part of my take.
Today is Friday, February 3rd,
and Tom Brady has retired again
this time because Hank broke his heart.
Yeah, it's back to back retirements.
Two consecutive retirements from Tom Brady.
He's the goat at that too.
not a dynasty but a nice little run he is officially retiring this time last
time I think he said he was walking away from the game yeah taking some time away
from the game being with his family this time it it sounds like it's official
official he cried a little bit in his retirement video he said you only get one
emotional Instagram post and use that up last year thanking Hank and the Brady
four mm-hmm so there will be no more thanks to Hank for all the support
throughout the years he says it's because you can't get two of those but I
think we all know he's not posting another thank you to Boston sports fans
because Hank broke his little heart and drove him out of the NFL by turning his
back on him why is very last career game I have a little factor fiction let's play
real quick Hank it's your favorite game factor fiction Tom Brady played 23 years
in the NFL with only one true retirement we're not counting last year's
retirement factor fiction fiction what he he didn't play 23 years in the no
the second part is fiction what do you mean he's had two retirement yeah but
this is the real retirement you can't do both fact and fiction yeah you're either
pregnant or you're not pregnant fiction Tom Brady retired last year okay but he
didn't know he didn't because he we all knew it was fake and he came back Hank can
you look up what the definition of retirement is for me actually Jake can
you check that out yeah no he didn't no he actually didn't factor fiction in the
23 years that Tom Brady played in the NFL you defended him for 22 out of the
23 years fiction what 23 out of 23 oh okay interesting that's that is fiction
I'm gonna take Hank side on that one Hank defended Tom Brady not for 22 years he
defended him for 22 years and 51 weeks yes of his NFL career and then in the
last possible moment when Tom Brady looked up at the wall when he needed him
most and when he was like who's still on this wall Tom Brady was straights
thing Tom Brady was or Hank was standing next to Tom Brady with his Jorts and
Dak Prescott Jersey on he's like hey buddy and just stabbed him right in the
heart and then twisted it and Tom Brady said if I've lost Hank I've lost everyone
I'm retired factor fiction I got a couple for you okay Tom Brady's greatest
winner of all time I'd say maybe maybe Genghis Khan was pretty good factor
fiction I won the bet what the Cowboys bet yeah if that makes you sleep better
at night no you didn't you they're not insuble but they oh oh wait oh oh oh wait
you just did you bet on the Cowboys that week or was it just your future no I
guess it was well if he doubled down he you know no he didn't know he just said
that it was just the future it was just the future that's pathetic yeah you're
you sold Tom Brady you sold him out you guys are trying so hard you sold him out
two-week salary to do with me the guy the guy loves football he's one of the
greatest competitors of all time and for some reason this year something
changed where he's like I'm walking away from the game officially what could have
changed oh maybe Hank turned his back on boy you know with you friend with
friends like Hank who needs enemies right yeah alright so Hank we won't make
it about you I listen Tom Brady thanks it does feel like he's officially retired
this time would we say you said 25% chance he comes back I still think he
could come back yeah the only reason I feel like he might be fully there's a
crazy injuries like yeah but the only reason I think he might be fully
retired this time is he did always say in all these interviews that he's gonna
play to 45 he's 45 years old right now he'd be 46 next year so maybe he's done
he's proved it all and this year obviously wasn't wasn't really fun for
him so new chapter we're gonna say Jake retirement now the action or fact of
leaving one's job and ceasing to work okay so did he come back to work or did
he just leave but he ceased to work no no well for the offseason at the time he
ceased to work well it was for the it was for the offseason yeah he was yeah I
mean he was probably training they do offseason workouts not during February
idiot don't be back on selection Sunday again he is he is the greatest
quarterback of all time I know that there's now debates going around Joe
Montana was 4-0 in the Super Bowl Tom Brady was 7-3 he is I don't think anyone
will ever win seven Super Bowls again I know that maybe Patrick Mahomes people
are people are we've we've said this Patrick Mahomes would be the best
challenger but then when you think about all of it Patrick Mahomes would have to
play till he's in his 40s Tom Brady won three Super Bowls after the age of 38 he
also would have to have his team's gonna turn over like two or three times he
might have been four I don't it's just a longevity part it feels like it's
going to be almost impossible to duplicate it's crazy to think about that
Patrick Mahomes where he's at in his career right now is about maybe a sixth
of the way maybe a little bit further than that about a fifth of the way
through what Tom Brady's entire career was Tom Brady had three separate Hall of
Fame careers in his 20s and his 30s and in his 40s he's the best football player
of all time well yeah wait now I need to have the internal debate is Tom Brady
the best quarterback of all time or is he the best football player that played
quarterback of all time I say both actually he did have three separate
Hall of Fame careers which is crazy so if you look at it from 2000 2006
obviously there you know not the the total yardage but he basically had Troy
Aikman's career with three Super Bowl titles two Super Bowl MVPs Troy had one
from 2007 to 2013 he had Dan Marino's career with they they both had two or
Tom Brady went to two Super Bowl Dan Marino went to one Tom Brady had two
MVPs Dan Marino had one Tom Brady had two passing touchdown leader years Dan
Marino had three and then his last like years 2014 to the end he had Joe
Montana's career we had four Super Bowl titles three Super Bowl MVPs five Super
Bowl appearances Joe Montana only had four it's crazy and now insane now for
the the second half of his 40s he's gonna have Greg Olson's career yes
exactly which I I don't people were getting mad for Greg Olson Greg Olson
came on this show he said it a million times he knew what was gonna happen when
he signed up I also think that there's a decent chance that Greg Olson fins Tom
Brady off somehow because he's that good and he's a proven commodity now and you
can still you can think yeah it's Tom Brady and he'll probably approach it with
the same dedication you approach football with and he'll probably be
outstanding at it and be one of the best broadcasters but I think that there's a
chance that they work something out behind the scenes because they like Greg
Olson and they don't have to pay Greg Olson Tom Brady on the beat money no
no that's not gonna happen no no they would move they would move Tom they
would trade Tom Brady like how they traded out Michaels back in the day
Tom Brady goes to CBS takes Romo spot Romo comes to Fox he's on the beat
team mmm that's my dream trade who says no okay I also I wouldn't be shocked if
Tom Brady is somehow involved in the Super Bowl broadcast this year it feels
like what you're already paying him this much money like whether it be pregame
or maybe he's in the in the booth for a little bit like I why wouldn't you do
that if you're if you're Fox why wouldn't you use the guy who you're paying
millions and millions of dollars with who just retired Fox basically gets an
exclusive if they want yeah I don't know how that works with his contract if
they start paying him now or if it's a thing where like his contract ends with
with the NFL with the Bucks and then he becomes a broadcast I don't know what's
the money now but I think the FTX I think he probably he probably signed up
for for doing something for the Super Bowl yeah it'd be good to have it would
feel like a Super Bowl with Tom Brady around yeah he played in 18% of the
Super Bowls that have ever been played I think he's pretty insane didn't he
play in like half the Super Bowls of his career yeah if you count if you take
out injury we're gonna say Billy I have some more Tom Brady crazy stats I was
just gonna say are we sure Tom Brady's gonna be a good broadcaster no I mean we
don't know yes because he's a he's a millionaire who's been dating Super
Models for past 20 years and he also is married the game is married to his wife
not anymore knows the game to a way that he probably can't even convey to other
people so I just want to stop you okay do you think that dating Super Models
makes you bad at being a broadcaster well no just being relatable to everyone
America watching do you think Stephen A Smith is relatable to anybody Tony
Cornheiser played on Monday football he's been dating Super Models for his whole
life yeah what I said Fox he might get on the broadcast and people be like he's
just he's gonna dig like a baby's arm holding an apple I gotta Billy yeah what
Tony Cornheiser he's slaking people I hate Tom Brady because he's successful
already I know Billy gets on there and he's not like you're just kind of an
you're not you're not totally wrong Billy because he's unproven I think it's
more Tom Brady knows more football than probably anyone out there it's just his
personality like is he gonna show his personality is he going to be like
gregarious you know a guy that you want to tune in and listen to him call a game
that's the real what if because do we know Tom Brady's personality yeah what
is it electric winner winner winner yeah winner winner winner so
supermodel look all right I'm I will you are you counting Kevin Bonner maybe
writing tweets during the game no I mean everything I've seen from Tom and
I've seen it all he's great what happens if someone tries to bust his balls on
the broadcast and he just responds like angrily and like doesn't like no I think
he's one of those hyper hyper hyper hyper competitive we've seen him in his
quarterback mode he's hyper competitive because he wants to win why are we acting
not competing where are we gonna be like a normal dude why are we acting like
we haven't seen him doing the match and like just mic'd up busting balls of
people I think he's gonna be a natural fit on a garage really I'm just saying
Fox is in a good spot right now and Greg Olson's doing a good job so I don't
know if they're gonna have to move him off I think that they're definitely
giving Fox something to think about now Greg Olson is definitely if Greg's
Olson if Olson's asked to step back to the beat team he'll do it and he'll be
great at that I'm just saying Fox is a good spot right now I don't think I
don't think that it's a tough like position for I don't think they're I
think it's gonna be Tom Brady because they're paying him so much money you
can't pay him that much money and then be like he's not he's not Greg Olson
is keeping the job that's why there's a possibility of people on Twitter like we
want Greg Olson they don't Fox people do not care that's why there's a
possibility that trade like Al Michaels was traded for Tony right so Oswaldo the
bunny to go to the ABC properties no Tony Romo might just be cut yeah he might
not be traded it might just cut him would you take on Tony Romo's cap right
now that's a big cap it what if you take on Tony Romo's what if they trade Tony
Romo for Tom Brady straight up and then they just cut Tony Romo yeah get him
off the books yeah his expiring contract maybe move him for an asset yeah all
right so Tom Brady crazy stats there are a bunch it is mind-blowing hopefully
not to do this every year he doesn't if he if he comes back this year it's gonna
get annoying wouldn't you agree Hank no he would become the Brett for how many
times the far do like three or four for every year is every year then he was
like oh man I don't have any money yeah so he's like I'm back spin on my money
on litigation Percocet yeah I don't have any money let me hit up the I love
everyone just everyone just you know that all the highlights come back everyone's
gassing up Tom like I got no problem so here you're gonna like this do this
annually anyway I you're gonna like these crazy stats so Tom Brady has more
Super Bowl wins than any single franchise he has seven the Steelers and
Patriots both have six he has he is fifth all time on playoff games one so
that's verse franchise as well so the Patriots have 37 Cowboys Niners Steelers
Packers all have 36 Tom Brady has 35 which is pretty fucking insane that's
playoff wins all time he has more playoff games wait oh cuz okay yeah the
box yeah yeah he has more playoff games than 13 teams total so he just like all
these franchises Tom Brady is better than all these franchises he has more
playoff wins than the Browns Jets and Saints combined as franchises you can
do that combo with a lot of Jets have been around for a while a while a while
that's crazy and the Saints won a Super Bowl here's here's a crazy one if the
Lions for the next seven years didn't get the one seed but won the Super Bowl
so seven years in a row they won the Super Bowl they would have the exact
same amount of playoff wins in Super Bowls as Tom Brady so they have to win
seven straight to equal Tom Brady's career yeah I mean he's the best of all
time I don't think that there's any you can't argue it the people that were
making the Joe Montana argument based on Super Bowl I think even they have to
give up at this point yeah Tom Brady is is the best football player he's without
question the best leader of football teams he doesn't have any I think what
hurts him is when you think of other quarterbacks you can point at exact
throws and be like look how otherworldly this guy was but with Tom Brady he was
just incredible for a long time where Hank why are you sure like the entire
2008 season yeah I mean he threw he had nice passes to Randy Moss but I'm
saying he doesn't have like that many signature moments where he does
something incredible that nobody else can do with their arm that's what I'm
saying yeah I mean that's fair it's the argument of like who has better arm
talent yeah obviously Tom Brady doesn't win that contest but I'm saying that he's
the greatest football player of all time I'm not saying I'm not trying to to
degrade his career I'm just saying he was that good with his mind and knew the
game inside and out that he didn't have to have like Mahomes type wacky plays
throwing the ball left-handed underhand behind his back blindfolded he was just
an outstanding quarterback for a long long period of time and there's actually
he is you can also make the case he's like the walking epitome of the butterfly effect too
when it comes to his career he did it all on his own he earned it all on his own
once he started playing obviously and he worked his ass off and he's obviously
you know to be committed for all that but for him to even get to the place where
he ended up is kind of crazy so he got passed up 198 times in the draft right
anybody could have the Patriots passed on him five times in the draft so he could
end up in any other city playing he only got in because Moe Lewis knocked out Drew
Bledsoe in a game that had been postponed because of 9-11 because the government
funded Osama bin Laden in his fight against the Russians who invaded Afghanistan because of
the Cold War which existed because Hitler invaded Stalingrad in the wintertime which
happened because of World War one which happened because Gavrilo Princip got assassinated
or assassinated Archduke Franz Ferdinand the assassination of the Archduke immediately led
to Tom Brady's career in the NFL but like I'm joking about that but obviously there's a lot of
stuff like the tuck rule crazy stuff that happened in his career that launched him off
he is the walking embodiment of the butterfly effect and taking that and running with it
and without a doubt forging the best NFL career of all time the the last crazy Tom Brady said
I have this is from Tucker Boynton who I think used to work here yep great stats guy yeah he's
great stats guy he he dug deep into this one and it's mind-blowing Tom Brady retired never
having taken a snap when his team was mathematically eliminated from the playoffs so including the
postseason 15,906 snaps each with the possibility of winning the Super Bowl that's insane I think
that's why you know people people hate me because I'm a Patriots fan people hate Patriots fans
well I hate you because you're a detestable person and you have a terrible attitude and
and you're a troll regardless yeah the reason people hate Patriots fans is because they're
cocky but it truly felt for 20 years my entire life growing up when I was nine till I was whenever
he retired 27 or whenever he left the Patriots you knew they were going to be in the divisional
round and you were just wondering if they're going to be in the Super Bowl or not and that's like
you know it sounds cocky but it's like that happened every single year yeah and like you just
said that we were never they was never mathematically eliminated you could it was it was like clockwork
your tweet yesterday pissed me off though when you were like thank you to Tom Brady for turning
an entire region of America into winners he did I mean his career is still winning into the entire
New England region I and it's not like this makes me so mad but it's true I know it's I know it's
true but it also pisses me off like it you know obviously I miss it and we talk about how the
season was tough and stuff but but it's like it's not those memories last forever I'll always
appreciate Tom I'll always love Tom no matter how much you guys try and gaslight and troll me
we didn't get the last like 10 minutes talking about his dick no but you're trying to act like
you know we don't have you're trying to you're trying to get in the way of our relationship
well I've no you got in the way of Tom Brady's relationship with you by stabbing him in the
back I've noticed that we've spent the last 10 minutes talking about how great of a quarterback
Tom Brady was and Hank has spent zero time giving any facts about how great Tom Brady was no how
much he loved him he's just been mad at us yeah I just and he also bet on the cowboys he bet on
the cowboys against the box and I just wanted a heartfelt heartfelt thank you Tom you will
your heartfelt thank you was Tom Brady made me an alpha male Tom Brady retires with Henry Lockwood
being one one and oh against him in his last game that's also a fact I didn't bet on the cowboys
yeah you did I'm gonna check yeah you did I know you I don't think I know you I don't think I'm
gonna say Billy to Hank's point exactly a year ago today I published a blog craziest Tom Brady
statistics New England's population from when he started his first game to retire today has increased
by three million and he's been like has a significant population boom compared to the
rest of the country so is that true yeah huh New England's population it was something that someone
pulled up from his first start is that you know what that's actually called next what's that title
time we're coming they're next up he may have been directly because the population boom Billy's
next up uh yeah I mean it's it's great there's not it's crazy he's he is the the best quarterback
of all time it will be very hard for anyone to top that um which which also Kyle Trask is now the
starter for the box as of right now I do agree with Stephen Che that they should let Kyle Trask
hand select his next offensive course yes that's going to be important to get Kyle Trask into a
system that he loves now you ready for this murderous row of quarterbacks in the NFC south
that division's next up forget about the AFC west the division of quarterbacks is the NFC south
you have Kyle Trask Desmond Ritter Sam Darnold ish yeah and maybe Jamis and maybe Jamis or
Andy Dalton if they're lucky it is it it will be interesting like the ripple effect of this year
what because everyone thought Raiders they thought Niners they thought Dolphins now where does Aaron
Rogers go you know I saw Devonte Adams tweeting about you know him coming to to the Raiders it
there is a a a piece off the table and there was there were some people who were thinking like oh
Tom Brady's retiring because those three teams I just mentioned don't want him I don't know I feel
like the Niners they I mean Jimmy Garoppolo Kyle Shanahan said Jimmy Garoppolo is not coming back
they're they're into like the abyss of Trey Lance and a torn UCL of Brock Purdy maybe Jimmy's not
coming back because Kyle knows that Tom Brady's going to be there and he doesn't like having Jimmy
Garoppolo around so what what do you think so you said 25% chance yeah so he's just gonna retire and
unretire I think until there's five games played in the season there's a 25% chance okay he'll
probably I mean he will stay in shape it would be funny if Tom Brady got super fat if how fucking
awesome would that be if he gave up the entire TB 12 lifestyle start housing burgers and ice cream
he is gonna I hope he does that and doesn't go more into the like plastic oh he's gonna oh
oh Hank he's going to have a very weird retirement he's gonna be plastic surgery dating like random
chicks all the time the TB 12 like he's gonna do some weird shit yeah the way that Hank said that
you could tell that Hank knows yeah no you he's gonna he's he's gonna be unrecognizable in 10 years
there's nobody that's ever had just a touch of plastic surgery because you get it and then you're
like I gotta get it and get some more to even out this side just have a little plastic surgery as a
treat mm-hmm Billy I think he's ended up playing pickleball okay I could just see him doing that
we're tired people love that in that new pickleball league yeah because he's calling a shot all right
there we go Billy just feel it what if he decides to host Jeopardy just to piss off Aaron Rodgers
I'm better than you at this that would be very fun if you're a Jets fan I know you're probably
happy today right because Tom Brady's he's done tormenting you he'll never be around to hurt you
again but Billy as a Jets fan would you have wanted Tom Brady to play on the Jets
yeah yeah why wouldn't you because honestly growing up watching him so much as a quarterback
at one time I used to study him you know I get so mad when he'd win but it was just
awe-inspiring to see the meticulous devotion to his craft his like mechanics like if you weren't
if you were playing quarterback and not watching Tom Brady and how he prepared how he played
how he made checks of the line how he held himself then you weren't like
he also has three times the amount of wins uh playoff wins is the Jets franchise right I think
there's a 7 record against the Jets in a 90 and 22 record against the afcs yeah yeah if you're a Jets
fan you probably fall into one of two camps one a logical Jets fan that will say Tom Brady is
even if he's 45 years old is the best quarterback that we've had shit probably ever yeah probably ever
and then there's the illogical Jets fans who I love who would be like fuck that guy I hate him
he's made my life hell for the last 20 years get him out of my face yeah I mean his whole career
is insane that's what I was saying like you know Mahomes is awesome but what it will take for anyone
to get seven Super Bowls is just insane yeah the dedication the longevity the like the teams
turning over that's the part like if you're and I'm not saying Mahomes can't do it but you if you
if Mahomes were to do it he has that whole team has to turn over like three times yeah he's going
to have guys like Travis Kelsey will be retired for 10 years by the time that Mahomes is chasing
it and the trick with Tom Brady that one of the reasons he was able to do it was because
Giselle was making more money than he was he was able to at times take less money oh yeah he was
for a couple points he was the highest paid quarterback in the NFL but there were a lot of
years where they restructured and he put off payments because he could afford to do that
Patrick Mahomes I don't know if the tiktok money coming in is good enough from Jackson
to support him and his family but I that's going to be tough to to manage when you're making like
five hundred million dollars of the course of contract Joe Burroughs do for a big contract
see what he does does he owe us any money does he owe us 10% I think he does I think he should
probably just wet the beak a little bit our shopping spree yeah we still need that um all
right other things so we're getting ready for the Super Bowl we're going to be in Arizona all week
Sunday's show will be taped from Arizona I the only other thing I had because we did all of our
Super Bowl storylines from on Wednesday's show we did miss everyone corrected us we knew we were
going to fuck it up dick for meal dick for meal is the quintessential took a long time off came
back and won a Super Bowl with the Rams Bill Parcells was the other one Parcells is pretty good
I think we mentioned him Bruce Arians you can also say he stepped away came back won a Super Bowl
yeah so we I mean that was one that we knew that we just were fucking it up in the moment
yes but that's that's the beauty of the show we say a lot of dumb shit speaking of dumb
shit being said I got a question what the hell's going on with the Cowboys so have you guys seen
the quotes that are coming out of the Cowboys recently I've not Jerry Jones I think it was
like three or four days ago said he wants Mike McCarthy to coach the Cowboys as long as Tom Landry
Tom Landry coached Cowboys for 28 years Stephen Jones today said he wants Dak to be their quarterback
for the next 10 years I don't know what the Cowboys it feels like if it ain't broke don't fix it it
feels like everyone's about to get fired because why else would you talk like this it sounds like
Jerry's doing the thing sometimes old people do this where they're layering a statement inside
their other statement yeah by saying I want him to coach for as long as Tom Landry implying
that he wants him to be as successful as Tom Landry right which would mean that he would
then be the coach for that long also if you know anything about Jerry Jones and the way
that he treated Tom Landry that's not exactly a great sign for Mike McCarthy well he's got
a he's got 26 years until that happens but Jerry Jones like locked him out of the building yeah
took his key card legend yeah the legend of the organization lost a whole bunch of Cowboys fans
until he started winning again like saying I want him to be my Tom Landry that's not that's not
necessarily good omen for big Mike yes yes but it is it is weird stuff coming out of uh Cowboys
camp I just like those two statements together I was like huh yeah that's a little weird um I've
got I got one thing I just want to bring up real quick because I've um I've been thinking about
what I'm gonna do for the Super Bowl you've got your massive future right yep I don't know what
Hank's gonna do but he's probably gonna try to double down on the Cowboys probably
uh I had an epiphany I had an epiphany this morning yeah I need to be a good friend okay
would a good friend root against his buddy to lose $200,000 no I think well yeah I know you're a
good friend Hank I think I think it's impossible for me to in good conscience root against you
when you have that much money on the line I appreciate that so I've decided I'm gonna what was your
bet that your initial future it was it's 8500 to win 192,000 I'll put 8500 on the Eagles oh I'll
put 8500 on the Eagles I won't hedge so that's the other thing if you hedge that's a mistake if you
you're a mistake big guy if you decide to hedge I'm gonna then I'm gonna then put 17,000 on the
chiefs okay that's fair no I'm not gonna hedge okay so I'm gonna ride I'm gonna put 8500 not your
stakes but I like I like I like my team I like the team my team is on the floor as far as I'm
concerned on this podcast we have to have each other's back yes football is family no everyone
I listen I'll I'll be the crunchy granola mom of the family I've got enough nipples for everybody
come in have a suck if you want to we'll all feast together we can ride it's just a big it'll be a
fucking the energy will be top-notch and Hank will just be sitting there rooting for the gatorade
bath and rooting against us but the second you hedge no I'm not gonna hedge okay I'm not gonna
hedge I might live hedge and I'll be sitting next to you so I'll tell you okay that happens
but I'm not gonna hedge like if the Eagles go up yeah big in the first quarter then I might be
like all right now it's worth you know a little bit but no pregame hedge there we go friend done
none thank you pft Hank hashtag good friends would you like to wear maybe a jail in Hearst
Jersey on the stream definitely not going to do that but I'm also knocking about on the chiefs
oh thank you I'm just gonna find a I'm gonna go prop we all go down together we all go down
together here's gonna happen thanks thanks not gonna bet on the chiefs but he's gonna have
a look of contentment on his face when the chief starts going touchdown yeah oh he's gonna have
all he's gonna be like I'm not betting on the chiefs I'm just gonna go prop hunting I have
Patrick Holmes over 400 yards Patrick Holmes over three and a half touchdowns Travis Kelsey
two touchdowns it's gonna be just you know Eagles team total under you know 10 alternate team total
under like he's just gonna do that yeah I'm just gonna you know what I'm not gonna bet on the
on the chiefs but I'm gonna bet on the Empire State building to be lit up in red and white
after midnight tonight no again like I love you guys you guys always are trying to be divisive
and and turn everything against me but I love you too I hope you I hope you win your future big cat
thank you that's all I'm gonna say about this okay I appreciate it all right so I got before we do
our interviews we had two great interviews Josh Dumel and Cory Kisbert hottest guy that's ever
been on the couch yeah Cory's course is pretty good looking agreed um were you here for that he is
hot I wasn't here he's a very good looking man yeah yeah he's very good and we gave him some advice
during the interview and looking at his recent stat line it looks like he's actually been following
he's been following the advice we know ball yeah yeah um I have the row back question for you
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joggers shirts everything uh Hank we're going to Arizona I'm wearing row back wearing it right now
great for golf how many rounds of golf are you gonna be golfing in Arizona uh during Super Bowl
week when we're working zero what about after uh I'm taking the week off after Super Bowl week
little uh PTO if that's allowed if you guys approve it no it is yeah and I'm probably gonna play like
pending what's 72 plus 18 90 90 rounds 90 holes holes of golf that was good mental math yeah
so any days that you're doing 36 uh we're planning we're still going through the plans with the boys
I got you know my I have a friend that lives out there a couple of my other friends are coming out
it's a little little boys golf trip probably do 36 on Tuesday oh okay when we tape the show
for Wednesday we will have so after the Super Bowl week we have obviously Monday's show will be
live from Arizona after the Super Bowl we'll have a show on Wednesday and then we have Dungeon
and Dragons coming on that Friday well if you know that's obviously if you guys approve the PTO
if you say no I have to work Tuesday yeah I obviously will I like having you on this show
I've uh I've decided to take your your PTO request under consideration and so we're going to have
the boys in HR take a look at it and just make sure you've got it all your eyes cross your T's
it just feels like 36 holes a lot of holes are you are you in shape I Super Bowl abs are here right
yeah kind of let's see them no that's don't don't defile me oh okay it's okay
Super Bowl's 10 days away that's true crash 10 days to get the abs going
listen I told Prisco I was gonna get abs unfortunately they have not shown up look
listen big guy you're like I you know you're always you're spending all your free time with
your kids I don't chirp you for that just because I don't have kids I like spend my free time playing
golf I don't know what I don't know what's like what almost wrong with that well I mean yeah you're
right free time like two kids is a lot isn't right yeah so third Tuesday you're gonna play 36 holes
if if you guys approve I approve I have not yet approved yet we gotta both turn the key yeah
actually I'll I'll let you know after the Super Bowl yeah because if the Chiefs win you're you're
working on Tuesday that's a fact that is that's a fact all right Tuesday you're working for the
Eagles if the Chiefs win you're flying back to New York just for Tuesday show if the Eagles win
if you can get you can get a month if the Chiefs win how about what if Hank just did the podcast
himself oh Hank Tuesday I don't think that's good for anyone uh Hank wait Billy's about to say Hank
and me yeah I'm down yeah I want I would like to hear Hank do a two hour solo podcast Hank's corner
yeah okay so it's set we'll find out we will be in in Arizona though on Sunday um and well it's
gonna be an awesome week it's gonna be great we're gonna get some we have some pretty big
interviews lined up it's a pretty big guess we also have an awesome interview coming Monday
that we've already taped little teaser live if people like the bowling stream we're doing
live mini golf on Wednesday yeah it sounds like fun Jake how you feeling after the bowling stream
uh so far so good gets my firefest okay all right max okay I was watching back oh sorry
feel great also shout out to everyone who watched the numbers were awesome insane like
almost half a million people insane the I was watching back and skimming through and uh
Jake in the very beginning when his ball wasn't spinning back to him they came over and like
opened up the thing and Jake saw the inside and he was like genuinely like this is the coolest
thing I've ever seen wow guys did you see this it is cool it was so funny it was fun we're definitely
going to next year's punishment we realized and this is a testament to the awls like a lot of
people were just like hey I had it on in the background it was cool to hang out with you guys
all day so we will we'll make sure that whatever the punishment is next year is something similar
that people can just hang out with us all day yeah it was it was a lot of fun and if you missed it
PMTV YouTube uh we're gonna put a full recap out I think later today because we need a couple extra
extra time to edit okay there's a lot of a lot of holes in there golf holes no I'm locked in
Super Bowl week Super Bowl week but the second that game's over what if I want to play golf
Super Bowl week with you I would be like we have no time okay but what if I said let's
maybe the weekend you know what this fucking job screw it let's play some golf Hank
how would help you set that up okay all right maybe we'll play some all of my all of my clubs
out there I'm gonna be busy working so I'm not gonna be able to do it Hank but best of luck to you
mini golf Wednesday yeah mini golf Wednesday all right yeah listen if you if you do what you love
you never work a day in your life that's facts that's how I feel that's facts um before we get to
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okay we now welcome on a very special guest it is josh doomel he's got a new movie out it's called
shotgun wedding it's on prime video go check it out now uh thank you for joining us in studio
we have a couple issues we gotta get to so we're gonna get to the vikings thing uh shotgun wedding
let's talk about it i took a rod side in the breakup uh with j lo so i don't know where you
want to go from here but i um i am i am a former intern at the corp a rods company um i'm a rider
die a rod guy so this might not work out me and you well listen i was there when it was going south
oh no you're shooting this when it was my heart i mean i don't know it well enough um i don't i
didn't ask her too much about it yeah but listen yeah he's an amazing baseball player i don't know
what he's like okay that's good that's respect that's respect i don't know what he's like in the
sack yeah yeah that's respect i don't know if that's what this is about yeah i don't know we don't
know you know people break up for all different types for you but as long as you respect them
we can move forward me and you i could respect of course i can okay yeah maybe he was too good in
the sack yeah probably yeah probably yeah yeah he's just he's i mean he's a beast carried a big
bat yeah look at him he's just i mean he's built like a god i can handle that libido yeah some some
wild bucks are just meant to roam free exactly exactly so wait so did you uh wait this movie
shotgun wedding go check it out on prime video did you like getting into uh is it hard to play a
fake relationship with someone like jaylo who's super famous like star everyone knows jaylo
and getting into that like we need to make it seem like we're intimately know each other well that
was that was the main thing for me when we first i don't know you may or may not know the circumstances
surrounding me getting this job i'm not sure i'm supposed to talk about it but wait what's
this one like shotgun wedding or acting in general oh okay what are the circumstances
we'll cut it don't worry we'll cut it it's the whole army hammer oh yeah that's wild well
credits to josh you well he doesn't eat people was that yeah was that weird for you like when army
hammer oh god i knew that i shouldn't have brought it up when the report came out and they're like
well we can't have a cannibal on set where you're like you know what i feel like i'm the non cannibal
army hammer you're the best out there did the next day i was pissed off they didn't come to me
first yeah your agent should market you as being like josh demel has never eaten a person i've never
even thought about it i'm definitely more age appropriate yes yes that's how you know what though
i like you josh because that you did the thing that i love whenever guests sit down they're like
i don't know if i should talk about it they just went and said it yeah they're like yes i mean
it happened we can't you know it happened it happened who knows what the real story is behind
it all yeah you know uh but so you get the answer to answer your question when i was when i met with
them they they said they they liked me for this role they want to get on a zoom with the director
with jailo and will you are you i read the script like the script and so i sat with her over zoom
and i said exactly what you just said is that if we don't if the audience doesn't buy us as a couple
it'll never work right so you need to trust me and i need to trust you and let's just focus on
what are like let's just be like start there and then all the craziness can ensue from that yeah
how do you do that with somebody that you're you're playing a character who's madly in love with
your your co-lead do you get to know each other before you start shooting do you hang out together
do you experience things together to start developing that chemistry or is it just like
we're gonna put you in room well go for it yeah i mean it's it's not always so easy some girls are
much easier to get to than others and she's real down to earth she really is jenny from the block
in a lot of ways she's still that big superstar but you know when you get down to it she's very
accessible she's easy to communicate with it was never it never felt like i was trying to get through
all that other stuff it was very easy on the set and that's what um that's why i just i love the girl
i love the girl for that she's you know she's she is who she is but she's also still
you know able to be a normal person yeah so you've had a you've had a long career you've
been doing it for a long time is there a moment where you're like look back and say wow i've
because actors it's not you know there's some guys who you know will be a flash in the pan
or you'll see him and then you never hear from him again what what is it about you that has that
longevity i don't know man i feel like i'm still trying to claw my way really ways yeah it's uh
and i don't think i ever really believed i belonged in the business for so long so i had
to work a little bit harder um i remember my first time on all my children here in new york
back in 99 my very first job i was fucking terrified because i knew that i stepped on i
remember getting on camera on you know on the stage and the camera's rolling and all i could
think about is oh my god everybody back home is watching this i'm on tv right now and everybody
knows that i'm not an actor i'm just fooling everyone they're gonna think i'm a fraud and
i felt like that for years and i think that i just had to work my way through it so i had to
just bust my ass i guess i don't know yeah because everyone thinks of acting as you know
like the glitz and the glamour but you know you guys work very hard into to have that longevity
to be in all these shows movies everything yeah and i really do like the process i'm not in it
for the fame i mean it's nice but it's truly for me it's the process of making it that i that i
i think that i'm able to kind of exercise a lot of demons because in this business it's easy to
to answer your question a lot of pitfalls and traps that you can fall into which i've been
very close to falling into many times uh that can derail your career quickly cannibalism
cannibalism is one of them big no no good on you for skipping that one it's not it's not looked
lightly on and yeah no frowned upon is there is there any particular role or type of role that
you want to get into that you want to you want to try your hand at in the future maybe uh some
other demon you want to exercise or some type of character that you haven't gotten to play it
um i never really know until i read it to be honest
i've been able to do a lot of different things uh and the truth is when we're talking about like
this is almost therapeutic for me in some ways like for me when i first started doing it i was
terrified i didn't know if i could do it if i was belonged here but the more i worked on
things then and when i had to go to the darkest places in some of these parts that i played
i found it to be like cathartic in a weird way because you got to go to these places you would
never otherwise look at you know the shadows of your personality rather than just like the you
know the cute little happy parts of it yeah and that i think is what i uh you know in a lot of
ways it it it's a way to sort of experience things that i never would have otherwise done
yeah i'm hearing the joker i'm hearing the joker would be great i mean yeah it's probably not
going to happen but yeah how far into the depths and shadows did you have to go for win a date with
tad hamilton not very deep but he was dealing that character was dealing with some stuff you
should have gotten kate bosworth not tofer grace really yeah he was an asshole
agree maybe not in the long run i think she made the right choice for no i don't know you don't
never want to trust a movie star oh i don't know um all right so we got to talk about the vikings
okay um yes sir do you want to apologize to us because we were right about the vikings all year
long and vikings fans were always coming at us being like oh we're 13 and four like we're really
good like no no nah uh uh we actually were gonna get a tattoo of kirk cousins on our asses if the
vikings want to super really because we were that convinced that the vikings really were not that is
that is super cool you know calbertine yeah i mean i think that you're probably right especially
now in retrospect because they were uh i'll put it this way they made big strides we won games we
typically lose this year yep they're usually a team that get that blows the lead rather than
comes back in the end and that's just kind of their mo so i think kevin'll call it a great job
sort of getting these guys to believe uh the problem is that and i even i would even say
kirk cousins had a good year yeah i have i have been down on him his whole i've talked a lot of
shit about kirk we have two years yep but i gotta say the guy played pretty well yeah problem is he's
like dak he's he's got a cap and he's not he's never gonna take you all the way yeah he's gonna do
something stupid in the end yep he's gonna he's gonna check down yep when you gotta go when you're
on fourth and nine or whatever they were you're doing our episode for three months yeah this is
great it's like you gotta know the situation and he always seems to make those little mistakes
even though he had a great year you know the defense failed he's a stout stuff and then there's
the defense who and the vikings defense is usually solid really good um but for whatever reason this
year they just were not i don't know we have the players they got rid of the dc so we'll see who
they bring in i will say something nice about kirk cousins and i have not admitted this on this
show before i think that kirk cousins can win a super bowl you do he needs he needs to have
oh oh he needs to have josh allen make his way over to minnesota yeah i i think that he could
if he had a great defense if he had a great defense he could win the most boring super bowl of all
time yeah he's not gonna go out there and like beat somebody in a shootout on his own no that's not
really that's not how i see kirk cousins uh operating in the playoffs because he does he
doesn't really take chances you said it yeah he'll check down he's a very good quarterback very nice
guy yeah but i think if everything was perfect around him including like an all-world defense
yeah then he could win yeah they have the weapons on offense for sure um yeah and i think that if we
get if we get that same defense we usually have there's a i mean listen anybody can win this thing
with the with the right you know ingredients it just helps when you got a quarterback that makes
big and it also helps when the biggest problem is that he gets a lot of money kirk cousins gets
paid a lot of money i wish he was as good as his agent yeah i mean he's i think he's first team
all money earner in nfl history he's max but he plays the game the perfect way to get paid
a shit little money but then on the other hand he gets all that money and now you can't really go out
and spend no on multiple defensive players no and and yeah i think that he uh i don't know i just
feel like he's what was i gonna say um you were a quarterback right i was how do you how do you
analyze kirk cousins game as a quarterback well listen i'm nowhere near as good as he was obviously
you know we don't know that we don't know you don't know okay pop quiz it's fourth and eight
and you have justin jefferson running downfield you also have a tight end that's at the line of
scrimmage who's about to get tackled for a two-yard game it's the make or break play on your season
who do you pass the ball to well you're gonna throw it to justin jefferson all day
you're pretty clear better than him that's my problem my problem is is that he's got the skill
he's got the talent he can he makes the throws he can make all the throws he's just things like that
is like dude and and who am i he had he did have a guy in his face he needed to get rid of it but
you still gotta throw it at least to where the guy's got a chance to catch you would have made
that throw i'm pretty confident you would have made that throw i don't know man you would have
sidestepped sidearm sling it touchdown who do you think is the best quarterback in the league
right now it's patrick hobs yeah i don't even think it's a debate or joe burrow i don't think joe
burrow's up there now but i mean patrick hobs joe owns patrick hobs he does but patrick hobs
that's the thing is well he's special but i mean there there's that there's that what would you
rather have the guy who can make all the crazy plays with the guy who's able to elevate like a
brady who can elevate the players around and and win championships i think mohomes could do both
i think he can too yeah yeah i mean i i just but burrows pretty impressive no burrows incredible
and maybe it's like one of those things where uh kind of like a brady manning where you know
mohomes won a super bowl early enough in his career that he's not going to have that manning
you know that stretch where it's like can he win the big one but there was a time period where
manning would have the the regular season and then brady would have the post season so maybe
there's something there where it's like mohomes will put up the numbers and burrow might win the
titles i don't know yeah that'd be interesting it's interesting and it's hard to find those
quarterbacks he's not there's nothing flashy about his game really but he just seems to make the
i know plays it is hard to find those crazy he just seems like it with mohomes he does he runs
around a lot and he makes incredible plays that you don't see anybody else make with joe he just
kind of never gets the point where he has to yeah he never looks like his hair is on fire no he
always looks like unflappable yeah he like every single step every move that he makes yeah it's like
he was planning on doing that before the play and started so what type of vikings fan are you are you
uh doom and gloom like every year it's gonna be the same or you're like no i believe we believe
this year i believe i believe i always believe it's our year and this year i think we were
inching i thought that zimmer took us he left the team better than where he found it yeah and i think
koc is now taking it to another level now we just got to figure out how to figure that defense so
were you like this year you're like yeah we're 13 and four we're good yeah but we got our asses
kicked too many times yeah really trust it i didn't trust them but i knew that if things came together
at the right time we had a chance it is it is funny because i think the vikings weirdly they if they
had lost maybe one or two more games they would have been talked about differently where it's like
oh you know what they they're building the right thing they're going in the right direction because
i do believe that they have a ton of talent it's just that when you go 13 and four everyone expects
like you're one of the best teams in the league and it's like we all kind of knew that they weren't
so in a weird way if they had gone 10 and 7 the season would have been looked at differently
you know yeah i mean like hey just right step in the right direction still got some things to work
on no one expected them to win at all right when you get to the 13 14 wins everyone starts putting
pressure on right right it's hard to be 13 wins with the worst defense in the league yeah it is
lowest like 32 oh wow should Kirk Cousins be the MVP that this might be his best year that's a good
argument i just don't know what happened there on that defense and i think was it their scheme
yeah i don't know they were just bad they made daniel jones look incredible they made daniel
jones a lot of money and the eagles yeah there's a good example of right good defense can do right
exactly the good news for the vikings you didn't you didn't lose in heartbreaking fashion and truly
like classic heartbreaking fashion like we usually do there was no Blair wash no yeah and i mean
this fucking team sky can swear here yeah you can say whatever you want shit fuck mother fucker
this team puts it every year finds a new way to break your heart yeah this year didn't feel like
it i think we all kind of like you said knew that unless things really came together perfectly
we weren't gonna we were not i think the four best teams are in there right now
yeah yeah enters eagles bills bangles i know a chief special yeah i mean the win that you
had against the bills that that might have been your super bowl this year yeah that was an awesome
game that was the type of game where if you're not a vikings fan you wish that maybe you temporarily
could have been a vikings fan for that one weekend yeah that was a good one and then the colts game
remember that comeback game yeah oh yeah it was an exciting year yeah 33 nothing um but we should
never been down 33 nothing yeah that's also good point you let jeff saturday's offense put up 30
well no there was some like defense and special teams stuff that happened that game too but yeah
what a great second half that was yeah do you hate erin rogers as much as i do we can find common
ground there as a packer but i like i mean i know him and he's a good dude but i was not upset to see
him i was hoping they weren't gonna make the playoffs just because i didn't think they deserved
to be there they he had a worse year i've seen him play yeah but he's so good yeah hell of a
quarterback football like being a human being no really yeah you know i mean we've interviewed him
yeah yeah wasn't my really my cup of tea what are you gonna say about me when i leave here
oh we're gonna trash yeah boy like this guy took jail aside in the breakup it's bullshit the easiest
way to get into big cat's heart is to just be like fuck erin yeah he could have yeah he'd like erin
right here we go to prison well i did i did does this help i want when they lost that game to the
lines at the end of the season i said i i tweeted or i insta story to whatever it was i said uh
hey erin now you can r e la x oh all right yes that's big you know it's a class i have to see him
at pebble beach in a next week or okay i do tell him i say hello you play golf with him yeah
yeah i'll say hello yeah fuck you oh no that's exactly what i would say yeah uh i i heard a
little birdie told me a story that this would make our relationship even stronger okay um
your ex wife furgy you were in italy filming something and she would come and bring
tins of dip for you she would that's a guy holy shit that's a guy you know when you're when you're
in a place where was that italy or i don't know you tell me it's your life i do remember bringing
like up she had this giant duffel bag and there's like 30 cans of coconut that's awesome wow i love
i love that that's true love yeah thank you for supporting this terrible habit yes i just heard
that story i was like i fucking love love josh that's fucking cool did she bring that from the
united states or did she buy it over there yeah i don't know from the u.s because they didn't sell it
there yeah it's like you're in prison she's like what is my what does he need it's like it's like a
logical visit yeah i did that i was visiting my friend in katara for the world cup and he asked
me at the last minute hey can you bring a bunch of zin for me and so i packed a whole bunch of zin
in my backpack and then i got there and i got to the got to the apartment they were staying at
and then they showed me like online it's like one of the most illegal things that you can do
right or you don't want to do that kind of stuff but i didn't know any better so i
wasn't like nervous i wasn't sweating it out going through customs yeah yeah how did you
get your coke there uh in the zin package oh i see a little thing on top
uh you look for the fastest camel and then you go up to and you know that something wedged up is
that where where are we at with dremont green still hate him oh dremont fade on site we'll we'll
defend you so for me we don't know when when you were probably it actually was after you were you
guys had already we already been divorced yeah and and furgy did the national anthem and dream on
green laughed and you you you came at him which i that's a fucking respect well i was like i don't
know man i mean he's he's a hell of a player but i don't know he just feels like there's a low class
move by him all right i mean listen it wasn't her best work yeah that's okay but i've seen her crush
that's like what are you doing yeah she's crushed the the national anthem right but i don't know and
you know i probably was not a good move for me to go after the golden state warriors i'm never
gonna win that yeah i'm never gonna win that but we should they got me good let's take a hard l on
that one it's it's uh you know with shannon sharp and going after the grizzlies like we should just
be like hey dremont you know if you see any of us in the street it's hands for on josh's bath he's
pretty big man i oh yeah no we get our ass probably kick my ass yeah no for sure kicker i just can't
want can't win this one i think you go down honorably you could take clay out you could take him yeah
yeah yeah oh max definitely could take him he's a filly scumbag it's light work yeah i got him i got him
for sure you could take player stuff i feel like you've you've got them your football player their
basketball player yeah yeah no dremont dremont would be done yeah you got yeah i like that move
though to have her back like i do ever i mean she's i love her we just have a great relationship
um she's the mother of my kid you know i just felt like you don't need to do that right she's
already getting right enough um so yeah there's a respectful move thank you i got an acting
question for you i've asked this to a bunch of different people that have come in on this show
about uh about dying on screen have you ever died in a movie um oh yeah what's it like
uh i had a brutal death in him it was a series on hulu with james franco called uh 11 22 63 and
and i got strangled to death by him i believe with this telephone cord and it was just like this
is the worst character i've probably ever played and and uh yeah i mean if there's been a few of
them i think yeah i would have that was the worst you just like stop stop breathing yeah
keep your eyes open i would want to blink my eyes like it was like uh i was like right the camera's
like blood coming out see i'd breathe i would breathe that would you believe that i bought it
yeah yeah that was cool that was cool that was really cool um is there like when you wake up in
the morning you look in the mirror you're like yep got it less and less my man no come on you're
you're you're you're aging well fading fast no you're you have to though when you walk in a room
you're like i know that everyone's looking at me and they're like oh that guy's hot i mean i did it
well yeah when did you realize yeah i don't know that you were hot yeah what was the first moment
you had a hot moment where you're like wow i guess this is what it's like yeah someone complimented
you like yeah i guess i am really hot this is this is good second grade second grade okay yeah
that makes sense no but seriously if you you know it you walk in a room people look this guy's hot
man uh it's it's it's it's helped me to a certain point but it is fading fast no i mean
we're both getting gray oh i'm very i get i get roasted i got some gray pubes now
it's all going south but the gray is distinguished that's the thing is like especially like i feel
like a lot of uh instagram culture tiktok cultures like you know like daddies you know you're you're
you've got the daddy energy oh hey thank you yeah it's the uh it's the uh i keep my t levels high
yeah you get the gray hair it looks good is it has it been a curse to be good looking
um how do i answer this without sounding an asshole no you're hot we've already said like
we've already said we're not you're your smoke show listen your smoke bro listen it's helped it's
helped me get to a certain point yeah but i also know that that's not gonna last you know yeah i'll
use it for what i and part of you know i've wanted to stay in this business based on what i can do
and so it helped me get in the door for sure but um i also know that it's it can go it's
gonna go away real quick too and i gotta have something else to stand back on so uh it it
does that answer your question yeah what was the question it was like was it a blessing and a curse
what was the worst what was the worst moment of having to answer questions like this yeah yeah
about being hot and i i would love to i don't get asked that nearly as much as i you are pretty hot
though that here is funny yeah it's good it's good listen i i'm trying to go i hate it because i
want to oh wow wow now that's unfair what that's unfair what is because you're growing a mullet
but you're hot so like the mullet will look good mullets are cool aren't they yeah but most mullet
wearers are wearing it because it's like they're trying to distract people from what's going on
in the face you know what i mean like you don't see a lot of dudes that are really good looking
with mullets and you're just doing it for you're appropriating mullet culture i had the best mullet
in high school my basketball photos i've got this short sort of spiky hair with a long ass mullet
in the back yeah that was the look old school mullet was like hockey hair before it was ironic mullet
before yeah oh yeah then it was a thing it was legit are you the most famous person from north
dakota i don't know i think you must be right what else who else in north dakota i don't know who
gets slept on more south or north north dakota gets slept on do you think so oh god yeah i feel
i always think of north dakota not south yeah the bison south that way the bison that's really
what it is that's all i got yeah the bison mount rushmore south dakota right that's south dakota
yeah we got u and e hockey which is really good yep um karson wence uh that's no longer a good
thing no it is karson was from south dakota north dakota no i'm trying to help you here
josh karson was from south dakota north dakota i'm trying to help you here josh give me nine
i still believe in karson wence no you don't no no no no no josh no we'll give you conversion
no you don't want it no you don't want it the josh made a big mistake no no no no no oh you think
the colts did a good job by bringing in matt uh i think the colts did the worst thing imaginable
by making me root for him as a commander's fan yeah it was bad you don't want it you don't want
a root for karson wence no it's it it ruined it ruined at least two months of money you have to
just hell in you flush when i knew you're a commander's family yeah i'm a commander's fan
regrettably you you have to flush 2017 out of your mind yeah it's never coming back i've made
this mistake so many times all the way through college yep the guy he lost some confidence yep
and you think in in your you're like somewhere in there that guy's still there i well look what he
did last year in indianapolis they had a that team could have gone deep they lost to the jaguars
week 18 it wasn't his fault it wasn't all his fault it was a lot you don't you don't jump ship on
somebody that quickly and i think that they did i think that if they had stuck with them
they would have continued to play well this year but what happened this year though did you watch
he got hurt right away yeah he started a little slow one or two after like a month and a half so did
joe burrow he was one and three to start the year i trust me you don't you don't want to help
35 interceptions this rookie year i'm trying to help you you don't want it i do you know i'll take
him on the vikings man oh no here's a i would trade for kirk i would take her cousins back in
a heartbeat would you you would you would keep you you would you would rather have her cousin
oh my god yeah i would take karson i would get a kirk cousins tattoo of his face on my face
josh this is bad man it's good thing you're so hot he's a philly fan right here what do you think
oh he's oh you guys uh no karson wenz is absolutely trash really come on yeah he's bad but you guys
on your own show right yeah which is hell of a thing to say he's getting i mean this is a hell
of a take yeah karson wenz is like he he will make you think like there is that little kernel
true karson wenz still inside of him right and then he's just sad it's just it's very sad watching
and play football can i tell you what i think happened there yeah he came off he started off his
career on fire uh got hurt yep was having an mvp mvp type season was that's full comes in wins it for
him finishes the job uh the next year i think they've draft jailen hurts right knows uh following
year following i think they stuck with nick or they had nick foals the backup again the next
year and i think that he didn't have a great year or something he was sort of like teetering
then they draft jailen hurts and i think jailen hurts because he is such like a alpha
probably intimidated him a little bit and and knew that there was somebody sort of
breathing down his neck played didn't play well which is on karson yeah i was gonna say if you're
the guy you gotta be shouldn't worry you that's the one thing about him i wish he had a little
he's he's not as uh he's not as much of a like a like an alpha as i'd like to see him be yeah
but he's he is a hell of a quarter oh man this is bad this year this year he gets hurt so then
he gets hurt he gets hurt no that this then he gets traded to the indianapolis they go like
they win like what 10 games in a row or something they were playing really good football and then
fell apart the last two games of the season put it all on him get rid of him then they bring in matt
matt ryan ryan matt ryan which was like that's that's a lateral move at best yeah but the problem
with your take is the whole like basis of your take is built on the year that he was that with
the cults and he wasn't able to beat the jacksonville jaguar's the worst team in football to get to the
playoffs it happens and but it's not only it's not listen it wasn't it wasn't a great way to end
the year no it's not no it wasn't but you can't put all that on him a lot of it though i put it on
the ownership for getting rid of him so quickly give him another shot okay hit him all that money
but then then he goes to dc and then he plays poorly starts one and two gets hurt he gets hurt
heineke steps in the entire team plays better with heineke true then they take heineke out at the
end put wintz back in and he works he looks just as bad as ever and then at this point trust me i'm
just trying to protect you you don't want you don't want this you don't want karsten wintz
oh yeah i was about to say that i wouldn't wish wish karsten wintz on my worst enemy but he is
exactly what i would wish on my worst enemy i hope all my worst enemies have to watch a full season
football of karsten wintz i still believe that he's got some good football on him now if you
could take one thing away from our time together just try to quit this part of your life because
it's gonna it's it's bad it's a bad again thank god you're so hot because the karsten wintz love
is not is not good it's good to know that you're flawed just like everybody yeah it's a major red
flag like if this is a date that we're on feels like a date yeah you never see me when you say
karsten wintz i'd be like i gotta go to the bathroom i would have gone out the back like
we're done here ladies ladies he's a 10 but he still believes in karsten wintz
yeah that makes him a zero oh my god well josh has been awesome man go check out the new movie
shotgun wedding prime video uh with jaylo and uh anytime you want to come back and talk some ball
i would love to yeah this is a lot of fun you guys yeah yeah and rasil is gonna get mad that you
came on this show because we always cuck his guests so yeah have you hung out with him i have
what's he like he's a great dude yeah so i had him he did a little bit for the opening of uh
buddy games too where dak shepherds character dies and we have all these if i don't know you guys
i would have asked you to do it too thank you appreciate that but uh so all these you know
various news outlets are reporting on the death of this up-and-coming actor played by derpy
dak shepherds character who wasn't available for the second one that's why we had to kill him
but anyway he did a little spot for us on that what is it so like is he as big as he looks on
pictures so he looks pretty jacked doesn't yeah but he's not that big in person i saw him early days
on espn we just stayed in touch since then he had a great head of hair yeah he did yeah i just always
wondered is he like he's he talks about with lifting weights like he can't be that jacked in person
i don't i haven't seen him i haven't seen him in person for a while okay what was um what was his
contractor status on that movie because he's got a thing against taxes i don't know if you if you
withheld those or what if it was just all paid to him what he didn't make any money oh okay that's
good that's pretty nice you know he probably wrote it off yeah i just asked a bunch of favors yeah
that's usually well next time you might be coming to you yeah yeah i'm in we're in also whiz califa
is from roc dakota he is oh i didn't see that one coming all right well he's not from there he was
stationed his parents were stationed at the air force base in my hometown might not oh wow
memorial junior high okay so there you go how about that you and win and then i think he
left it he never went to high school there i don't think and cars and ones from south dakota
north dakota dismark real far south dismark sentry yeah all right josh thanks so much man all right
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movement and now here's kory kispert and now for something completely different okay we now welcome
on a very special guest he plays with the washington wizards he played for gonzaga uh deep tournament
runs he is in his second year in the nba is kory kispert in studio and also i did you just come
from practice what's going on here yeah i got the the socks tucked into the sweats and just came
from shoot around we'll actually walk from msg so i got a little you know new york in my nostrils oh
okay you did shoot around and then you just walked right over now how'd you shoot and shoot around shot
great love i love playing in madison square garden and that place is a that's what we call a shooter's
gym okay yeah what are the top three shooter's gyms in the nba um personally i think it's the
garden i think it's philly and then as a wizard i think it's the great capital one arena yeah
i'm great great spot great spot to watch a game so fantastic so you do your i mean i'm looking right
now you have um i you're shooting 50 against the nix this year so i don't know if that game was at
home or on the road but yeah okay all right i'm gonna i'm gonna back you up yeah i'll back you up
what you're saying right now um so what so you do shoot around how does an nba day go i have a lot
of other questions about gonzague and everything else but i am always curious like because i think
we're idiots where we think like oh yeah you get to just go show up and play basketball and like
hang out and then you go to like a sick steak dinner and then uh you wake up and just play
basketball again it's awesome so like i mean the nba first of all like normal days the normal
weeks have seven days you know um but the nba has four days the week it's practice day travel day
game day and off day just four days okay so like which day do you want to
do them all do them all game days are light shoot around what we just did it's super like basic
how many shots i bet i get up 100 150 i think i would have gotten up 400 yeah i say larry bird i
think took a thousand yeah you should do more than that but that's why i'm not working yet
if you're cool with where you're at in the league that's cool i have actually a dumb question we can
get back because i am interested in the day in the life stuff yeah yeah um but why don't you shoot
more in games well he's not practicing enough and shoot that's probably it and he's gonna shoot more
in shoot around i guess i mean this in a respectful way i think maybe you can take it as a fence but
you have a very high percentage you shoot what like 42 percent from three that's right but you're
shooting four times a game you should shoot more than four times a game yeah yeah you and uh my mom
have the same advice yeah that's great yeah that's the key i think you and derrick kisper have a great
eye for basketball i'm like the annoying hockey fan that's in the stands shoot it shoot it shoot it
shoot you should shoot more that's my coaching if you want to take it i don't know maybe well thank
you i'm taking any coaching i can get so it's i appreciate it shoot more yeah thank you yeah
yeah day in the life shoot around where i don't shoot enough is early in the morning clearly clearly
and then um head back to the hotel breakfast brunch lunch nap and then back to the arena for a
game it's just like very like regimented yeah what's how you show up before the game for the uh
like what time you have to get to the arena probably like three hours before the game oh that
sucks does that show up right before does that mess with your uh your dinner schedule yeah i mean
i'm eating dinner on game days like at 10 30 11 o'clock yes you just why don't you just show up
what i would do is the game's at 7 30 i'd eat dinner at like six and i'd i'd roll in at like
7 15 i mean you guys you guys you always have the anthem it takes a while yeah well five minutes
ago you guys were giving me shit about not working hard enough so i just gotta get to the game you
know as early as i can you gotta start grinding earlier yeah just wake up at like 3 30 in the morning
actually you should do that you should just you should bank a bunch of videos of you shooting in
like lifetime fitness just wedding everything and just schedule tweets to go at 3 30 a.m be like back
on my grind again using old footage all right so we know travel day and off day do you love to
practice i like to practice i think that's the mark that he said like not love you enjoy it yeah i do
enjoy practice okay but not in love with practice not in love with i've been in love with practice yeah
well why are you in love with practice i just love practice you just love the grinding yeah
give me any any sport any hobby we practice podcasting but that's just called conversation
we i love to practice love it what about if uh if you didn't have to practice what if you could
just show up on game day and you shoot 80 from three and now you're taking seven threes a game
if if that was like your normal game would you practice even if you didn't need to if that was
my normal if i could show up to a game and not practice and shoot 80 on seven shots i would not
practice doesn't yeah i don't think i could do that but if i could i would so is practice though in
the nba is it hard like was it harder at kanzaga than it is in the nba it was 1000 times harder at
kanzaga than it was at nba yeah yeah and i think anybody who played at a big time college would
tell you that as well yeah well oh you're counting kanzaga as a big time yeah i mean i know we haven't
you know made a final four runner or anything but you know it's i think you're familiar with our
game yeah it's a new a new blue blood yeah how uh how much harder would it have been if you played
in real conference oh i think i think it would have um you know no the wcc is also a much improved
conference it is and it is uh making its way into the ranks for sure um you know and that's
all i have to say about that how much how much is that argument like because it happens every
year yeah and i actually want to give kanzaga credit you guys have marked few in in the program
you guys have started scheduling some really good non-conference games it feels like every
december now kanzaga is playing like basically pick like four out of the top ten teams are playing
yeah uh but january february when you know like all right we can pacific or pepper like we're
gonna just roll in and we're gonna beat them is there is there any credence to like not being
as sharp when it comes to tournament time knowing that you've just been wasting everyone
yeah there is and it's one of those things that's kind of just out of our control for more for more
like for lack of a better you know term like we have to play who's in front of us and we're in
the conference we're in and we're not the athletic directors we can't change conferences and can't
negotiate stuff like that and but yeah it wears on you man like you have to like truly like almost
practice so so hard during like january and february because you know that you're gonna
go into those places and more often than not like wax them yeah and it's all it's always funny to
the kanzaga seasons i love college basketball it's like all right you just gotta hope that like
basically the game at b y u or the game at st mary's they can pick them off to give them a
little bit yeah a little bit of a scare yeah it's usually like it's usually like at home against
st mary's on the road at b y u and then maybe there's like a five point game at san francisco
yeah that's it kind of that season yeah yeah that's all you play is it hard to play in that
st mary's gym i actually really like it yeah it's shooters yeah shooters yeah that is it's
just nothing behind it it's just a wall yeah it's just a wall i've always heard that it's way
easier to shoot if you have that wall because it gives you that depth perception check it's correct
as opposed to having like a big field house where just a bunch of empty nothing like the alamo dome
in uh in san tony it sucks to watch basketball there but i imagine in a stadium like that it's
probably more difficult to play yeah it kind of sucks to play too especially as a shooter like
you kind of have to it's you have to get there early and you have to shoot and you have to work
hard and then it's kind of a guessing game from there really yeah um on the depth perception with
that huge like gap in the back yeah did you uh did you ever get invited to adam orison's bunker
i've never gotten that invite i've only heard stories we it started here yeah really yeah
yeah it was our fake news it was like our third month doing the show we've been doing the show
for seven years now we had kyle wilcher on yeah he mentioned uh adam orison as a bunker
and then it just blew up and then adam reached out to us we become friends with him now because
i like felt bad he's like i don't have a bunker everyone thinks i'm a psycho he's like i just
have a room that locks and has a shitload of guns and a lot of like provisions and stuff yeah that's
that's just a room yeah right right to be clear it's not a bunker no no but we become friends of
but so you never got to go to adam orison's house i've never been in adam orison's house
damn we should redo this part and say you have seen this bunker wait no i mean this
seemed does does he have a problem with you why don't you get to know i love adam adam adam
i think he really like likes me and it's uh apparently not yeah apparently not i really
not doesn't like me that much but um i think it's part of a part of a room that locks and
has provisions and guns and yeah and blankets is like you don't just invite everybody and it's
underground and only like five people know about it but again to be clear it's just a
room not a room not a bunker does kyle wiltshire have a bunker i don't think wiltshire has a
bunker no yeah i think he uh is a little bit more like of an above ground guy what about
drew timmy does he have a but he seems like a bunker guy drew could be very easily turned into
a bunker guy i have you have some problem with drew i have you obviously you know you listen uh i
love drew timmy's game i do think his shoulders are a little too small that's whatever that's
nothing you do about that right his head look pretty big doesn't it yeah it's just like i
just proportional this is also this is also flashbacks because i i was i bet on you guys against
baler uh the national championship game and they it was like um they were they were better they
were better that day when you're up or when you're down 1015 to baler and drew timmy goes
and slams it and he does a little mustache dance it did anyone in the huddle be like hey bro
we're fucking down in the national championship chill out i fought that battle all year long
okay all right so but no but this is this is the battle i thought was like i'm like uh like my
leading style on that team was like buttoned up straight laced like it's it wouldn't it's the
game we're like we're business and drew is like the exact opposite of that like he's doing the
mustache thing he's got the he's got the hair flopping around um like talking trash and doing
whatever and like i didn't i kind of fought him on that for a long time but then i realized like
he has to do that in order to play well okay and so maybe he was kind of tricking himself into like
like flipping the switch yeah and getting going a little bit and i'm okay with him doing it during
the like i actually think that's a great answer because most teams you need both styles you need
a guy who's a little bit more like braggadocious you need a guy who's maybe a little lead by example
it was just when they were down like 10 yeah you guys were down 10 i was just like dude i mean it
rubbed yeah i rubbed a lot of people the wrong way and i get it yeah i've never seen that the
tiktok of the sad sorority girl who's dancing and she's crying that's when he when he did the
mustache thing down by 15 that's all i could think about and he is pretty good he is a phenomenal
basketball player like would you play one-on-one with him i would imagine if he tried to play
one-on-one with him he'd just go in the post and beat you with a bill he has so many fakes pivots
and shot yeah up and under his and all that stuff yeah that's what he does and he likes to think
he's a guard but i mean that's where the money's made down it is fun watching him play and like
he's one of those guys that he feels like we've lost a little bit of it with people going to the
mba after a year and it's it's fun when a guy stays around like that yeah i mean you think of
like i mean he's like the peri Alice of like Gonzaga yeah guys are just like wait he's still
there he's still there and the crazy thing is i mean i don't want to speculate for true but he
has another year oh oh yeah i like the the the availability he has the eligibility for one more
year so you can you can see him in a Gonzaga uniform for a fifth year which would be not you
guys got some like nil money up there oh yeah yeah i'm sure he does i i like my i was so pissed
because my last my senior season was the year before the nil stuff started kicking in right
and so i got to see everyone kind of setting up their stuff and getting ready to make them deals
and and Drew's capitalized for sure i would love that i would love if drew timmy stayed around
another year after this one just let him stay forever just do the mustache yeah for another
year and a half keep keep flicking the mustache yeah one more year that's great uh there there was a
clip that went viral of your former teammate Jalen saying some nasty stuff about you not how he
didn't like you when you first joined the team yeah did you like him right off the bat i mean
i thought we were cool and that kind of took me by surprise a little bit the clip did yeah why
didn't he like you well man i mentioned it like my like leadership style in that team was like
kind of straight laced and buttoned up and like when it's go time it's go time and then you and
and like practices over the games over we can chill but um he's another one of those guys that
didn't like really operate like that and he came in and he was like the the basketball star and the
football star yeah you know everybody knew who he was um and i was kind of spent that time i guess
like feeling it out a little bit and kind of seeing what he was really about um but Jalen was
like the most team oriented selfless um like really amazing point guard as a freshman for us that
year and it helped us a ton so he won me over pretty quick how how sweet was that shot against
ucl yeah i mean i i don't think they credited credited me with the assist but i want to take
credit for that oh let's do that let's make sure you get the credit perfect pass the perfect
right in the pocket right in the pocket one dribbling up um was that like a 10 foot 15 foot
pass yeah probably it was i was out of bounds took it out and probably threw it to the free
throw line and you hit him in a perfect spot right over the basket right we were running low on time
and you had to take you know catching his stride and yeah i mean i i don't think he would have made
it without that grade of a pass but he might say something different i'd agree um but listen don't
be worried about losing that because the bubble championships don't count yeah they're they're
the mickey mouse right yeah yeah it's kind of was like a you'd rather actually not with that one
to be on i'll tell you why you'd be on podcasts like this and we would just be like that doesn't
count yeah we'd be like you didn't win a real title have you interviewed anybody from baler but
from now and that's got true i think we told him it was did you tell him yeah i think it was but
like dude doesn't count i mean i say it's just our hands are tied that wasn't like there were no fans
in the stands yeah yeah they had to like cut the cut the football stadium in half it was a weird
feel right was it easier to shoot with no fans in the stands or was it harder uh like are you
talking at like the final four just generally just in general like not having fans right it was
probably a weird environment environment you'd never played in before was it like eerie did it
make it did yeah it was really eerie um but it felt like it felt like you were just working out
on your own like a practice so once you kind of got over the crowd noise getting pumped in it was
just like you were in there on a random tuesday night yeah it's it was it was a very very weird
time watching that entire tournament and yeah you don't want to win bubble championship so uh let's
let's let's make a headline um i like how that way you can get in the news and and uh we can get
in the news um so you've been in the NBA for a year and a half just how overrated is lebron
oh um but what he we can't really credit him with that bubble championship no no no no no
no no definitely not a win there okay just for him because i have a teammate who won that title
as well and so i'm going to give credit to him have you seen his ring who the teammate who's
yeah have you seen his ring interesting right would you maybe ask a follow-up question like hey
dude you won an NBA title you know i've never seen your ring probably because he wears gigantic
sweaters over top of it all the time he can't see his fingers just ask those questions well
so how overrated is lebron yeah how overrated um can i not comment on that all right fine i'll
ask a real question who is the who is the person outside of lebron that you have played against
that you were like caught a little bit starstruck the first time stuff yeah that makes sense yeah
i mean that's the guy that like i grew up watching and um he changed the game and uh the person that
every three-point shooter is going to follow for like the rest of their rest of time um so the first
time i played him and just kind of took a minute to once the ball went up to really lock in did
he cook you huh did he cook you yeah he uh there was a play in the first game where i like came off
a screen it was it wasn't like even an offense like it came off the screen and i pump faked and
took a dribble right and he just took the ball for me i was like i kind of just like looked around
and i was like damn like you just like time to snap in court come on yeah yeah uh would you say
that his defense is underrated i would say his defense is underrated one of the more underrated
players i think defensively in the NBA yeah yeah you see his stature and his um his his height and
you kind of think you can go at him but uh he does a really good job he's got great hands and um
steals it's a ton of steals for them yeah i got a probably a dumb question but
does anybody ever call bank in a game yes it happens in the yeah oh yeah i tried to the other day
actually i had like a i had like a we call it a grenade like a end of the shot clock ball catch
the ball you guys gotta put it up and it was kind of fading away and threw it up and kind of saw it
was trailing i was like bank kind of a quick one missed it but i called it i tried that should be
a rule yeah do you put so players have done it like to you if they shoot they'll say like bank
it's never happened to me like as i'm guarding somebody but like i know the guys are just like
no bank of shot and they'll be like i actually called that yeah yeah yeah who's who's talked
the most shit to you so far or are you someone guys don't talk shit to um well i kind of generally
try to stay out of the way i mean i'm only a year and a half in right and like i don't have the
the pedigree behind me to actually talk shit um but do people come at you no it's kind of like
for me it's been an experience of like you don't mess with me i don't mess with you like
i'm open to talking shit yeah but i think the to answer your question like joe engels sneaky
dev rules he's sneaky trash talk like i mean he does little stuff like he'll walk he walked like
i wear arm sleeve during the game and he walked behind me and like it just randomly just pulls
all the way down i'm literally walking by just like the little yeah kind of like old wily vet like
old head stuff i like that i also like that you're open to it though like you maybe there
should be one guy if there's like a tender for just finding another guy talk shit to you during
a game do you have like a what other like like what other nba guests do you guys really like that
i can talk shit deli would probably know that this is going on like griffin you should be like i
don't think you're the real Blake of the year oh that would actually be very more of a portals guy
yeah yeah yeah if you actually said to him like in the middle of a game i'm more of a portals guy
it would it would fuck him up for like a brief second because that would be totally unexpected
for some for another player just say that like i'm yeah i've always been a boy always been a
portals guy yeah just that he would definitely have like a second like what the hell's going on
done we gotta figure out when you guys are playing that's great oh that will be maybe say maybe really
march 28 March 28 circle it on the calendar is it in boston or is mdc it's in boston
all right okay guys oh nice nice home turn i like that we'll make like a poster going into it like
the showdown yeah yeah kiss me yeah fake Blake yeah i like that so all right here's a random one
so congrats on getting engaged thank you um you're a twin and your fiance's also a twin yeah that's
correct that's wild yeah yeah i don't really know what i listen to you guys quite a bit i know you
have some twin well yeah you kiss you've kissed your sister on the lips as adults um no actually
it's different maybe you actually don't apply it's not an identical twin yeah right your your
fiance has kissed her is her sister on the lips as adults because why wouldn't you try to kiss
yourself to be a weird that'd be kind of a like a like a huge like brain explosion yeah sure right
i think deep down people want to do that i've seen that picture of a rod yeah in the mirror like
exactly i kind of like checking himself out yeah you love yourself you want to try to kiss yourself
you're like oh you're you're looking attractive today but so you're so then now have i by like the
like have i now kissed my fiance's sister as well yeah like is that does that math work out yeah i don't
think it's not like eskimo but it's like yeah like it's not in math or like if a equals bb equals c
yeah the transitive property of twins so that means you guys are definitely gonna have twins
so no like oh i thought so too but fraternal fraternal twins are like genetic okay but they
skip a generation moral often than not so my my mom's mom has twins in her family okay and then it
got to me and so my kids probably wouldn't because it skips and then identical twins are completely
random they're completely like random in in nature so you're gonna have grand twins grand oh you'll
have a shit you could have a lot of grand that's fun that's actually great for you yeah like one
family has like three sets of twins has kids three sets of twins yeah wait so um have you ever
well your fiance's a twin have you ever seen your sister-in-law and been like she looks hot today
because i like my fiance that's that's something that actually really had to like like wrestle with
you know yeah it's a deep it's a deep thought it's it's it's an unspoken thing but it's right it's
real like you find your future sister-in-law insanely and they are so yeah they are like
genetically identically you know sorry i can't i can't see that's different though no you really
really love it love is more than you look you are you lost her you lost her whoa hard you love
you love looking at her this is yeah you wouldn't get me in so much yeah i mean you wouldn't get
anywhere else i'm different variety the twin question did you guys bond over being twins
oh yeah 100 yeah yeah that was kind of a yeah so i have i have a follow-up to the twin question
i don't know if you know this but uh i said on the yak yesterday cori kispert's coming in and ron
who did a video in Idaho for some reason i think it was last year met my sister yes yep who is
the head of the Idaho potato commission my sister yeah no she i think she like was working for
a company that was doing their marketing for that okay so she marketed four potatoes yes
okay maybe not as cool but still cool still cool she's she's just a potato marketer in that instance
yeah yeah it was like a contract they were on is your job just like hey remember french fries
yeah french fries are good are you a more of a are you a master of baked person you know like
got got mashed like it's like a you know the ad campaign okay so ron kind of fucked me here
because he was like yeah she's the head of the Idaho potato commission i was like holy
shit this is the kispert family has just success everywhere mba got player actually sounds worse it
sounds like she's a liar yeah and that she's she's a belliger yeah but that's yeah potatoes
so she was she was she was with big potato she was she was uh yeah she was with big potato
are do you like potatoes i love potatoes okay uh are you part of big potato i am not
however i'm not a part of big potato i don't live in Idaho do you have a nickname
do you have a nickname i actually do not what about the big potato oh yeah or the french fry the
french fry not from france but i do i do like french fries i like the big potato big fry you
got a little curly hair mr potato head yeah yeah that works so so i saw your nickname was kiss
that's that can't be it right i mean that's just a shortened version of my last name right
which i guess if you did the if you if you did the thing yeah right that works kiss of death
kiss of death i was like that's actually named my fantasy football team yeah how'd you do
we don't care yeah yeah yeah i need to do i honestly it's been a while since you've gotten
somebody naturally on the we don't care so seriously you should shoot more though okay big
time can you take that so i wanted to ask you as a as a northern virginia fellow northern virginian
yeah why aren't you like the fan of the wizards like why aren't you the national fan of the wizards
i wanted to like you want the actual answer yeah please okay i'll give you an actual answer
where do you live by the way i live in i live in arlington okay cool cool uh you gotta try colony
pizza i was i was born colony pizza colony pizza cool i was born in uh in herndon okay folks live
in mclean now so i've i've been in northern virginia my entire life i grew up going to wizards
games all the time okay my yeah no you like uh were you like a gilbert arenas crumb butler yeah
even before that like michael jordan yeah going back in the day rip hamilton like goes way back
chris weber she'd wallace we've had some great players so you like our classic jerseys you see
those oh yeah the classic ones are good i also like the bullets jerseys i remember going to
bullets games too um my real answer is my i have a policy and that's that i don't use any of my head
space thinking about the washington wizards at all until it's after the all star break and if you
guys are above 500 because i've learned so often deal i've learned so often rooting for the team
that they can get out to some hot starts and then i'll just you know i'll get into the team we'll
start watching all these games and then there will be that swoon i'm not saying that that's what you
guys are doing right now i'm saying what my brain has learned throughout history is i have a finite
amount of real estate up here i'm very dumb and there's only a few things i can keep track of at
the same time like i just forgot who shawn mcvay was last week so like my brain's at a one in one
out policy right now okay and uh the wizards if you guys get above 500 after the all star break
then you will not find a bigger wizard supporter in the world than me um so that's i guess that's
just kind of my line of the sand that's how i've always felt about it okay okay i mean that's that
she's a real that is a real answer i'll take it but i i do think that you should shoot more
i think if you shot more more maybe 500 and yeah i mean that mass checks out shoot more win more
games and pft as a fan and then i will be the biggest wizards fan in the entire because we don't
i mean we don't really have like that you know trademark like a big name fan that's like always
courtside hanging out i think that'd be a great little slot for you do you have courtside tickets
tonight i do not have courtside tickets and i'm still on my rookie contract do any do any of the
wizards people that came with you have courtside tickets i would go to a courtside game tonight
if it was but it's also in the garden like you know you gotta be like the dc dc family
yeah you gotta go yeah you gotta go in dc i okay i promise you at some point this season
i will go to a wizards game in dc and i will be i will be prominent i will be loud and proud
for dc i promise that'll happen promise accepted that's huge that's huge what's the best game you've
played in the nba uh last season against the warriors how many points you scored 26 yes you
should shoot more yeah you're really good at shooting yeah why wouldn't you have a little
confidence oh okay in your shot yeah yeah do you not are you lacking confidence you just to
boost your confidence well i mean i wouldn't i wouldn't mind the little positive vibes from the
folks well hey listen kory you're pretty good at basketball oh thanks yeah so you should play it
that means a lot and shoot more what's the most you've ever made in a row three's in a row uh just
like anytime randomly yeah yeah probably in the 40s or 50s that's that's so same you did that you
had a game of contagiate did you not where you hit like that was nine yeah that was my career
i had a game yeah who was that against virginia okay yeah the chip on the shoulder yeah so what
i told you guys how tell you so he told me one thing and i took it another way you know i took
a part little bra i mean the jordan took it personally yeah like when you said you you don't
you aren't attracted to your sister-in-law and we took it like you took a person yeah right that's
the same thing um he he basically like took me into his office when we were when i was getting
recruited there on a visit and he was like hey listen man like we got we have kind of this
this race between you and another guy we don't really know who to offer um you know like we're
kind of leaning back and forth we're not really fully committed we don't know if you're good enough
to play in the ACC like a bunch of different stuff and then i went to Gonzaga and it was
completely different the visit was like hey you're our guy three four years down the road you're gonna
be one of the best ever play here and like immediately sold it sold me so i took that
conversation with tony Bennett as i don't think you're good enough right and then obviously my
senior year rolls around and we play in them and the chip on the shoulder game i loved it yeah i think
that's legit though yeah he did not he could have been more strongly recruited and like have you guys
ever had an interaction with tony Bennett at all never he might be one of the nicest people on the
face of the planet like one of those like really like almost obnoxiously nice people yeah and so
it was hard to take it that way it was hard to like morph that in my mind but sure enough it worked
nine threes nine threes later it's good that you didn't go there because his advice coaching you
would have been like hey just don't shoot the ball at all just shooting more yeah get back on
defense maybe maybe you guys should be on the coaches over coaching staff at virginia maybe
they score a couple points occasionally yeah it'd be nice it'd be nice where else did you get recruited
by uh it was the last three were Gonzaga virginia and then Notre Dame did you take a recruiting
trip with duke no okay good good yeah i know you you and coach gave a pass don't you yeah i was
actually just wondering if how bad his breath smells because it probably we beat we beat we beat
duke yeah so how bad was oh yeah so after the game did he like try to scold you or reprimand you
no it was no it was it was uh it was a quick walk off of the court it was like a you know the like
the quick firm handshake and he's out okay because usually he'll like try to he'll ask the other
the student section to come in here yeah can i come and tell tell your guys that they got to be
classier you know stuff like that he also likes to pick one guy out that just kicked the shit out
of him and then stop him in the handshake line it'll do the thing where he stops and he puts his
hand on the other guy's chest like i'm really proud of you and he'll be like i'm really proud of you
for doing that your credit to basketball but you're too good of a player to do x y just don't do that
to us he leans in he's like i'm gonna have you killed whoa and then that's what and that's how it
always happens yep um speaking dc sports yeah curious no do you hang out with other dc athletes
not really do that when they show up to games yeah you kind of give them yeah a little game
respect game a little head nod stuff like that yeah yeah you ever to make it in this league
yeah thing you go to other dc sports i love the caps yeah love the caps best game in town besides
the wizards i mean but yeah of course but uh yeah guys game in town going to caps games is so fun
because like the crowd fills up with all the red they get into it just watching ovie's been fun
this year yeah it's been great and they um they've done a great job like supporting us and we support
them and um yeah going to their games like it's crazy on like a wednesday night in the middle of
january like it's going to be all red it's going to be sold out and the energy in there is going to
be great and even if they're you know start of the season was a little bit of a struggle for them
yeah like it's still the support doesn't waver that's awesome that's what wizards games could be like
it's what it could be if you just shot more if you just came to games yeah you know the meme like
what the world looks like if this happens and it's all the futuristic stuff it's what the
verbal meme look like yeah if kory kispert shot more all the world's problems would be solved
achon city achon city it would be incredible wow every the the economy would be back we have you
know everyone would be happy smile the sun would be shining always needs kory kispert to shoot more
advice taken yeah i actually have a serious basketball question for you let's go it seems to
me that uh there's a big difference between playing basketball as i don't know like a
eight nine ten eleven twelve thirteen year old and then you hit your growth spurt
i never did so i don't know the answer to this question yeah tough and then you get you get
big all of a sudden your shooting stroke has to change entirely because you're no longer just
you know bending your knees down to the ground heaving up a two-handed shot you have to learn
how to get the ball above your head for the first time which is a completely different shot from
anything else that you've been taken was that was that a struggle for you or did you get better
at shooting was easier for you once you got taller and now you're shooting above your head
yeah well the key the key is to like try to do the right thing when you're really young when
you're really young so my dad played college basketball and he like shot the ball just like i
do so he i learned from him and he kind of like ingrained the right form and so when i did get
bigger it was like a super easy transition things almost got and i could step back further and
shoot it with accuracy from deeper yeah so you were just like build the groundwork when you
were younger you were shooting like you were a tall person already yeah i mean yeah like a kid
version of it sure yeah you could tell when you're watching like little kids play basketball which
ones are like being taught to you know get their elbow in and like not not actually just throw it
up yeah yeah and that was you yeah yeah that was me how fun was it to dominate when you were like
12 years old it was pretty sweet yeah watching like it's it's it's one of my it's a really kind
of funny and cool thing to do is like when i go home with the parents like watch some like you know
like like young videos of me playing basketball i'm like yeah man like i was a beast this is awesome
like i mean i go on those like eight foot rims like that was sweet yeah what i would give to go back
and just like you know relive that day well i mean there's probably kids out there who are talking
about it the reverse way where like i got my ass kicked by kory kisper he's in the NBA now you
know what i mean like when i was 12 like i feel like it works both ways people are telling tales
that way too could be yeah um all right so this has been awesome uh i have one last question uh
will you shoot more yes just for you guys great question great question we're trying to pump you
up right i feel like i'm just like ready to have a great game tonight listen we're now kory kispert
guys because when we heard that you listen to the show we're like all right well we're gonna
defend him and now it's gonna be we're gonna get all compile all your stats we're gonna become like
we'll respond to tweets being like lefraud kory kispert actually better uh with all your stats
but we're gonna need to get the numbers yeah it's actually so we can be like do your job yeah p you
know the p r and like all these things yeah the advanced the advance they had that true shooting
yeah kispert's actually the best player has ever played in the NBA expect you know how they do like
expected goals in soccer yeah expected points for kispert yeah if kory kispert took took 12 threes
a game he would actually average like 40 points it would be above 500 yeah and pft would come to
game yeah right constantly talking about the wizards you have no idea yeah it would be it would be the
biggest topic oh i have one last last question is gizak ever gonna win a national title yes
yes but when soon but soon that that's the quite that's a different question are you sure
i think that we had a really obviously a really really really good shot when i was there and my
senior year was about as close as we're going to get for a while i think but um i think we're
going to win one it is crazy you guys are getting uh like top recruits stealing those from the blue
bloods so we're not i mean we are blue bloods so yeah that's true you guys are the blue blood of
the pacific northwest yes yes we got that corner of the map yes um all right well kory best luck
rest of the season and appreciate you and uh we're going to look forward to you going up against
Blake and getting in his head yeah more of a boroughs guy thank you guys thanks for being my
coach today yeah i'm looking forward to uh the advance analytics to come kory kispert is brought
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awesome interview coming on monday start soup bowl week can i put out a group firefest real
quick yeah group firefest p webber is not bowling in the us open oh shit i actually have um hold on
let's so a writer last night hit me up i almost had to skull fuck this guy okay he explained the
situation then he handed me the contact information so should we give this guy a call we should i've
been tweeting i've been tweeting at the united states bowling congress all morning all right just i
you know what i told him i said i will ask nicely once they did not respond to me i'm done being
nice all right well let me find this guy gloves are off uh it was very funny because i was like
i asked this bowling writer i was like who the fuck should i uh skull fuck and then he was just
like here's the guy nice okay cool um is there any cooler job in the world than being a bowling
writer yeah this guy that's what a sick job that is huh all right i'm gonna i'm gonna call this guy
right now let's see let's see all right call let's see if we can get him on the phone give him a
little piece of our mind a little lennie dykstra yeah a little lennie dykstra all right
hopefully he picks up he's probably been expecting my call
let's go fuck him let's just if he doesn't pick up just jake put a reminder we'll just call him
on every show until he picks up we need answers nope he's ducking us oh this motherfucker okay
i'm not gonna say his name because i don't want everyone else to call him but i will
we will be calling him and we will get justice for pete weber i think we need we need to put the
pressure on them online too tweet at the united states bowling congress let pete bowl let pete
bowl pete needs to be bowling pete it's bad for bowling if pete weber is not in what is it again
the u.s open open in the u.s open the most prestigious tournament of the bowling calendar year
let pete bowl that's a fact uh okay firefress the week hank uh just packing packing for arizona
i had to get a new suitcase last night and it's it's just big and packed the the suitcase is big
yeah you've already packed i'm leaving i'm going to boston for the weekend and not arizona more
pto are you not here tomorrow no oh i was i need you i was going to be in the office tomorrow i was
thinking that we could do like an extra like small part of my take that would come out on saturday
also just maybe like a meeting to get us prepped for the soup bowl you won't be here we had one
of those you missed it earlier okay interesting all right so you won't be here mark you got it so
hank hanks firefest is that he goes on so many vacations that he had to buy a bigger bag bigger
bag to pack goes away for so long i'm sorry hank sometimes i have finally last week i opened my
heart and soul for the people what was it again i forget i didn't have a charger oh yeah i know
your psycho stuff did you get a charger no i see what sorry i gotta put some money in the
chargers the fuck i said again and i opened my heart and soul and it's like you know sometimes
you don't have great firefest okay yeah all right good firefest i had to use my rays to buy a huge
suitcase yeah so you go on extended vacations all right i'm sorry it's not a good firefest
i don't know i'm just you know i was going through what you know what what trials and tribulations
i went through this past week and it was like damn i need to pack a lot of golf shit and a lot of
work shit and it's gonna be negative 20 in boston yeah and it would be gone for two and a half weeks
the suitcase isn't big enough my firefest is i have to get a trailer for my boat that i bought
and oh man it sucks that's so shitty yeah i didn't actually buy it okay it's like it's like saying
my firefest i need to open up a new bank account because all my money is it's not covered by the
fdic anymore boats are cool boats are cool confirmed boats are cool yeah you know it's really cool
having a friend with a boat yeah yeah that's real cool we've actually there's been some talk about
hank pft and i going in on a boat yeah lake michigan doing like a boat timeshare program yeah we
might be in america timeshare they should call that we'll never be able we're gonna have to we're
gonna have to buy hank a beeper hit the hip golf courses lakes we're gonna have to be able i mean
what if there's an emergency he's like a surgeon it's like tom brady unretires while you're on the
golf it would be like i have nothing you i don't think you guys realize how like my life is just
this show and then barren wasteland oh so you don't do anything up on the third floor no i do this
show but like i'm saying like outside of work wait but hank i thought you did a lot of other
stuff at barstool besides just part of my take now i'm saying outside of work obviously there's a
there's there's a lot of work stuff but outside of it like big cats always talking about his kids
no one gives them shit for that i talk about golf one time and it's like i'm the worst person in
the world i like how golf has become hank's child yeah uh it also it also is really just probably
harder in yeah probably is in the in reality it's just that you don't have anything to troll with us
on right now so like you use a lot of energy for the cowboys and i need a break i'm not a troll
right you're not a troll definitely why would you even say that if you're not a troll because you
just said you're out of stuff to troll on you brought up you said i'm not a troll after you
said you're out of no i don't check the tape i didn't i didn't say i need to go to therapy because
of how bad better hope okay hey do you want to do a ride tomorrow no you don't i don't i thought you
didn't have anything else i thought your life was a barren way i'm gonna be in boston is there any
room for a bike ride in this barry wasteland bolton more material for pickleball oh there we go yeah
we are gonna have a hold on they already accepted losing and they're gonna put no effort into well
no we don't we either accepted winning or not caring about it if we lose yeah it's pretty it's a
pretty fail safe way to go about life it's the absolute best if we lose we're just gonna be like
well we never care it's a stupid sport for course but if we win oh that's still got it young bucks
don't know yet i mean he just said he's going to a call of duty event what what does that even mean
you are are you like a military that was way too major to her wait what uh they do call of duty
live events called a land and you're going to one it's in boston as a spectator i i i i know i mean
i know some people and then it's like the boston breach is the is the organization you are you are
going to an event i was invited i was invited you're gonna have like a hot dog in a soda and sit in an
arena and watch a table of people on a computer plays play video games i talk about the things
that i like to talk about and i get roasted for i like call of duty fucking sue me i'm not gonna
be there's nothing wrong with it no it's a fun hobby go play your fucking string string machine
these sports are very popular my firefest is i guess i i play a string machine and that'd make
that's a really dorky thing to do um no i i don't really have any great firefest this week my big
firefest is really for america can i put america in my firefest no i mean because you guys are are
letting a groundhog ruin your day today punks of tony phil saw his shadow so he goes back in his
little cave and now we get six more weeks to winter right be a fucking man i i'm gonna put on shorts
right in that little rat fucks face i'm gonna wear shorts now all next week you know what this
how much of a man i am i'm gonna put on shorts and t-shirts all next week i know it's 30 degrees
right now i haven't looked at the temperatures see what it's going to be in new york city next
week but i'm gonna wear shorts and shorts leave t-shirts just to show that little want to be
gretta thernberg tell me oh the sky is falling that i'm a man and i can make my own decisions
and wear shorts any day of the year listen all next week and the week after phil phil hasn't
he hasn't ruined my day i just hope he gets hit by a fucking bus he's a fraud bitch he is this
word maybe laugh i mean he's a bitch i hope i hope he fucking dies have you invested i'm i'm praying
on on punks of tony phil's downfall yeah he is a bitch and if you let a groundhog dictate your day
i i i don't know if i can help you he invested in heating oil stocks before he made his decision
punks of tony phil the glossy situation yeah yeah just like check out where he's putting his money
before he makes the decision yeah i'm pumping dogs bro punks of tony paul i'd put a bullet in
that fucking rat's face big winter bro i i would just sit on it you could kill a groundhog just by
sitting actually kick it kick it in the face bill de Blasio killed the only good groundhog that's
true wait so shouldn't we all be applauding bill for his efforts no no we're trying to get rid of
soda he killed the good one and now we got this one who's corrupt also frank told me he tried to
get rid of soda and salt in new york city so no those are facts yeah so we can't have that um all
right i don't have a firefest either i actually have a very awkward moment after hank has shamed me
for having at least i don't deflect yeah at least i don't deflect at least i try and dig deep i put
effort in okay so my firefest is you can't call me a father or two anymore because my son keeps
waking up so we're putting him up for adoption just getting where i'm having another child so
thanks hank for making me feel like a shithead for being a dad but uh yeah i'm having another child
so congrats i won't shame you for it father three loading congratulations thank you the everyone here
knew it so hank was just really i i don't i don't know if i'm supposed to say congrats as i've i've
congratulated you yeah three is also weird because no one cares but three no but let me play like for
the podcast congrats for the podcast i've already said we do our congratulations in private because
we're good friends yes so uh another son so i'm going boy boy girl boy um yeah i that's it three
is three is this is the snips that point i don't know i thought it was going to be big chromati
over here i thought i was gonna pull out right i just go for the butt i just go i just go in
back door yeah no i'm very excited even though hank has tried to shame me all podcast um but
i'm very excited number three so father three i can finally be the the true lebron tweet that i've
been mocking all these years uh if you what i'm gonna find is lebron i appreciate and support
you pursuing your passions i think we all should do that my passion is having children yeah i mean
you're the horniest guy on the show that's confirmed proven confirmed or i'm the only one
who actually this isn't shooting blanks this definitely goes also could be proven this definitely
goes on the bonk list by the way having a third having a third child for i also put on uh i might
name this kid hank and shun him for my entire life the third big cat just like henry and just never
talk to him that would actually be an awesome move by me our name lebron yeah lebron cat
skull fuck him well that's not that's on there that's i don't i don't skull fuck for pleasure i
skull fuck for purpose for results yeah i do end up coming eventually from from the skull fuck
but yeah i'm having a third child so hank completely ruined this announcement it's not
really a big announcement i feel like having the first child is a big announcement third child
he's gonna be a fucking shill ass dude and i'll make sure that i am the third child i also have
the same exact yeah we know we can tell the energy that you family set up boy girl boy okay wow
look how i turned out fantastic man can i put a future third son is can i put a future on your
son's if he's gonna follow in like hanks footsteps here i want to put a third kid they're always i'd
like to put a future on him to to win a major championship like like they did with rory i just
have a feeling this kid's gonna be a strong golfer yeah i'm gonna i'm gonna podcast my balls off
also means that we'll have another life advice episode at some point with titus and riscilla so
yeah early june we'll do that we'll go back to the well um i don't feel the same birthday as your
first son wasn't it june yes wow that'd be wild yeah that would that would probably be uh actually
that'd probably be good double up they would hate that they would hate that yeah yeah are you purposely
conceiving for the off season i mean there's yeah i mean it's nice not having children during
football season yes i am a football guy that is that's a football guy i should win football guy of
the year that's a fact i think more football players more coaches should prevent their players from
having sex between january and let's call it mid april yeah i'm not yeah it's it's a fact i'm
not trying to fuck up the football season that's fucking sick yeah that's that's the type of sacrifice
i make for this show others won't you know step away from the golf course for 36 holes no if you
guys need me i'm there let me know so yeah all right that's the announcement again it's not really
third kid it's like be like oh yeah you're having another kid but i'm done at three four gets weird
i feel like no offense anyone's part of me really one of four as well well it's a four i mean
i'm not gonna say what i was about to say were you were you one of those you don't want i mean
you're gonna say it well if your mom's that hot like you're gonna have to have four
i didn't even notice i thought she was just a lovely lady
you pulled that out of me jake hey that's gotta be on the little help that your next step would
have been i'm not gonna say it but if i was gonna say it this is what i would say your mom's hot
is what i would say okay billy uh that's a compliment by the way she's a very nice woman
she is she's i'm not i'm gonna stay a hundred percent out put it on the bonkers because that'll
be funny to read in a year jake's mom is hot confirmed she's that hot you have to have four
kids but billy first firefrest uh oh you have multiple yeah bowling just soar in the weirdest
places like places i've never been sore in my life like the top of my side of my hip
is weird okay just weird okay and my hands maybe you should hit the gym well your hands is in a
weird place to be sore like bowling but just like from holding such a heavy well you have soft hands
right this is true it's confirmed this is true second thing uh trying to get into warm
basically getting close into war mode okay in a little bit of a fight limbo right now
but your war mode is loading it's loading it's committed we're putting the hours
and uh don't know if this is officially happening but trying to get this fight together something's
coming on for march third and uh you know it's really weird because we're heading into the weekend
and uh one of those could unravel really quickly yeah it's the first weekend's the hardest for
getting into war mode where you're just like doing the whole month sober again into war mode so
times closing in i did hear from billy mcfarlane this morning what do you say he's down to fight
you fuck yeah all right now what we have to do is we gotta we gotta figure out the negotiations
and i i'm extricating myself from that process i don't want to crap where i eat i'm gonna let you
figure that out as long as it gets straightened out there's a possibility could happen on march
third and he would be fighting for the honor of the bahamas he wants you to help man like a pop
up food truck if you lose i told him you'd be fine with that no and if billy wins he's gonna give
all this money to the people i'm again i'm extricating myself from the negotiation other billy other
billy is no both the billy no no it's a it's a battle for the people of the bahamas the good people
of the bahamas that sacrificed so much and got so very ripped off and i just want to say thank you
billy for it for donating your future winnings to the people of the bahamas other billy that's a
huge part of his restitution that's a huge we've got a other restitution we've got a great name
and logo for it firefist how cool is that verse billy and then billy verse billy you get the orange
tile with a blood spatter on it as the logo for it how sick would that be so we're gonna skull
fuck him look the guy is coming into the social media realm right now and i think he could be the
next andrew tate and i need to stop him before he reaches those heights okay this is billy's it's
billy's version of going back in time to kill baby hitler exactly so if you look at what he's doing
he's developing a lot of youthful minds and trying to turn them into the next generation of so you
want to expose him to an audience of of millions right and take him out to say like don't be like
this but after he's even if you even if you win the fight he will still be able to use all those
you'll have more eyes yeah no but billy's gonna be like see this chill bro that i actually secretly
like don't be like him no i'm gonna be his ass gonna skull fuck so it's gonna be sick do you
think that the what exactly will accomplish we'll go more than 10 seconds uh yes it would be funny
bill mcfarland took a dive i mean just every time billy got in the ring the guy just took a dive
you know be funny if he hosted this in the bahamas and then he made people buy a bunch of tickets
for it and then he just didn't show up at the last second but that's not going to happen because
we're going to make sure that it happens it's going to be if it happens it will be in west virginia
and um it was funny because he got back to me today and i floated the idea to him i was like
what about our billy billy versus billy because jaw rule apparently has no interest in finding
billy mcfarland um billy mcfarland was like oh man but i like billy and i was like yeah billy likes
you too i think i think that there's a buddy bro i don't like him at all all right war mode war
that's a champ warm this is going to be a public execution warm let's go champ he's going to be a
christian in the coliseum and he's gonna get fed the line let's go for the people you're lying
yeah i'm a lion under kneecaps exactly card me versus punks tani phil yeah if they if if punks
tani i'm calling him out right now if he wants to get in the ring with me i will fuck him up
just stomp him imagine that yeah be sweet like killed the fucking what are they what are they
rats rats yeah just put it are they they're actually marsupials and they lay eggs great i
know i just want to see billy get really mad about that fake animal all right so war mode
loading so no one offer billy a free beer this weekend if you see him absolutely don't do that
absolutely not don't not even if it's really really cold and refreshing looking yeah actually
i think i could easily like i'm going after the last two years i've been honing in my skills
these hands are more dangerous than they were oh man wow yeah that's really dangerous it's it's
been how many how many months of vacation can we put you down for after you win this fight zero
i'm actually taking no vacation before the fight so when you guys are on vacation yeah except maybe
going to the bahamas to film some like background stuff i i don't think i'm gonna do that just so
you guys know that's not why i'm doing this uh be wearing the part of my cheese steak trunks
going in it's going to be a fun time it's definitely going to be a rough and rowdy you're
going to want to see okay love it love it but it hasn't been signed yet no we'll get that done
wipe that smile off its face yeah dude i'm going to knock him off the internet yeah oh wow no
seriously well i that's that's what i wanted to do to rebel but they wouldn't let me fight him
like literally well i thought you were scared to fight rebel no you made people think i was
scared rebel because for some reason you didn't want me to fight him uh i wasn't the one you told
me yes you did no it was you told me you told me that it was above me i don't i don't know about
that a hundred percent i don't know about that one i could find the text it was not me when i first
said that i wanted to fight rebel you told me that you didn't think it was a good idea he would win
because he wins all those interactions no i would beat the fuck out of him 11 nothing and knock him
out the internet when i beat you think rebel would beat me no you're not understanding what i'm saying
when i'm 11 to nothing he won because he just basically showed up and was like i'm a sad sack
no but it's different like backing a poor sad sack down to the post nine times as opposed to
like punching his lights out right he's got quick hands no i would beat the fuck i know he would
he he somehow like squirms his way into getting more publicity that's why i wanted to wipe him off
the internet he'd have to delete his twitter if i beat him that would be the stakes oh he wouldn't
do that i would not what if we offered him a million dollars if he beat me if he loses again i
wasn't wanted to decide you can't fight him so you got to talk to the people who decide that why
didn't you fight him i wanted to i don't think you big cat that was thought he was gonna lose no big
big cat and and dave didn't want no but you you and dave were both like no we don't want to do this
well yeah i don't want to give him a platform that's a fact but we'll give billy mcfarland a
platform that i had nothing to do with that you decided that i want to beat the fuck out of daren
revelle and i would i would smash him i would i would smash his nose in i would make him you've
already given billy mcfarland of platform what are you talking about i would make him cry i would
beat the shit out of daren revelle that's all i'm saying and so some people said you were ducking
don't do that i said yes to the fight i say i say again in case there's any any dispute
anytime any place you don't even have to pay me what about march 3rd yes i will fight during
vote march any i said anytime in the undercard you would you did that to yourself you would you
would definitely be the undercard that's a choice yeah are you serious that is true that is true
i would can you fight him another rafferati anytime any place i yes anytime any place okay in the
street in the hallway at his office i'll show up beat him beat him up at his office if he wants to
anytime any place i will beat him up that's a fact maybe
you don't have to pay me cheek cheek your friend yeah so just an update on the recovery
i think it's a lot of my system now took a while um physically shoulder lower back
or math i felt worse though math official diagnosis math i was i felt more sore after
squat my first squat began with the crew okay so i think the risk guard helped you my wrist did not
hurt at all i mean your performance at the end was stuff of 30 18789 yeah just blasting through it
you think if you go back to the bowling alley right now you'll be a good bowler um probably
yeah a lot of practice yeah you got good at the end yeah yeah gonna get 200 one day yeah 180
it's a fucking diesel score thank you yeah so hopefully a few more days won't be good by the time
we had to Arizona okay also another basketball game tonight oh Friday night sienna first place in
the mac at minhatten on the spn three that mac the other mac yeah yeah so it should be a fun game
yeah um you gotta make sure that doesn't confuse people yes yeah mac mac yeah seven o'clock
espn three friday night but i think your system's undefeated in my game yeah it is i will bet the
over i will be betting the over on that game what is it sienna versu minhatten what do we
what do we call espn three like espn eights the ocho twos the deuce tray that's right espn tray
yeah that sounds good espn twa yeah so tune in tonight seven o'clock love it love it uh and if
you don't tune in your scumbag um all right numbers hank have you ever gotten this 69 17 uh shout out
to awl nick he notified me that the 45 ball which was the last show was used on yesterday's yak so
do we want to confirm that it was put back okay i didn't we weren't here right okay so i don't know
if it's in there or not all right uh there might be 98 balls i'll go 51 is that the one you did
last time 51 i don't know i think you did 31 no i think you did 51 i'm gonna go 70
do you want me to pollute yeah we just figure out what she progressed um also shout out to
listener alex grahl alex grahl uh he was listening to our podcast a couple weeks ago while he was
operating uh automatic saw and cut his fingers off by mistake because he was apparently laughing
at her at her podcast so he sent him a care package he just got it uh so shout out to him i
hope your fingers i hope the reattachment surgery was successful yes he's going to find out probably
the next couple days i would imagine so i would i would like it if your fingers worked yeah in the
future yeah um hey wait have you ever gotten this no okay that's too bad uh what was your number hank
17 pft what was yours 70 70 i'm 51 20 and it was 31 jake or 51 it was 51 i did 151 on 31
one
yeah so unsure if this is 98 or 99 balls
81
damn my reciprocal 81 too bad
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