Pardon My Take - Josh Duhamel, Mt Rushmore Of Manly Things That We Wish We Could Do And Dan Snyder Has Officially Sold The Team

Episode Date: July 21, 2023

Dan Snyder is no longer in PFT's and Pardon My Take's life so a celebration is in order (00:00:00-00:16:09) . We talk about The Open Championship and Northwestern having a fat weird guy problem (00:16:09-00:31:26). Jake and Billy are still not on the same page when it comes to Mt Rushmore season (00:31:26-00:39:27). We then do Mt Rushmore of manly things that we wish we could do (00:39:27-01:00:38). Josh Duhamel joins the show to talk about his new show, apocalypse bunkers, the Vikings and I think we're best friends with him now (01:00:38-.01:35:16) We finish up with Fyre Fest of the week and the last lottery ball machine from the NYC office (01:35:16-02:00:16).You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

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He let trick I brand new and then we'll take it higher. Oh we gonna rock it down too. It's part of my take. There's enough arch to support. Welcome to part of my take. Today is Friday, July 21st and for the last time on part of my take, we will utter Dan Snyder's name, PFT. Your team is officially free. You have a new owner. Congratulations.

Josh Harris, thank you. Thank you. Hank, thank you very much for finally congratulating me. Actually, I found the news out today because Hank texted the group chat, congrats. Yup. And I saw that and I was like, what is Hank congratulating me for? And I looked it up. The deal was done. The witch is dead. Fuck you. We won, Dan. The fans won. You're out by bitch. See you later. I feel, I

feel a lot of emotions today. I'm happy. I'm still angry at the man. I don't think that we should ever say his name again. He's paying a $60 million fine on his way out the door. That was the price for his indiscretions. $60 million for fraud and for sexual harassment, which hilariously reduces the value of the team to $5.9 billion. So that'll teach him a lesson. He only made $5.1 billion profit off this sale.

So owners will think twice before fooling around with the books. It was a funny day. They were having their big league meeting up in Minnesota. Jerry Jones showed up and he looked like a Geriatric Top Gun pilot, saying that he was looking forward to going out to DC to administer some capital punishment. I think Jerry actually thought that he was going to kill Dan Snyder today.

I think that in his mind, Jerry Jones saw it like the meeting in Goodfellas where they were supposed to make somebody. Snyder steps in the door, boom, shoot him in the back of the head. So I was happy to see Jerry happy in that regard. I've got a couple of Dan Snyder facts here. Can I run through some of the greatest hits of the Dan Snyder era and then we'll be done talking about this bitch for forever. Yes, please. We, by the way, we all congratulated you minus one person. But I think that person's a little upset because they got their owner stolen today. Because if you read Josh Harris's, you know, opening memo to the Washington community,

he was like, this is going to be my main focus. I'm going to bring a Super Bowl to the Washington, you know, fans, the best fans in the world. He grew up a fan of the team. Yeah. So you know that that's probably going to be his biggest priority. It's going to be everything else is on the back burner. I think is exactly what he said. He's like all the other teams that I own don't know which ones they even are anymore. To all who? Who's the guy that I got to take care of in Philly? Not to get? No, I don't care about him. I don't care about him. But yeah, Mori's got us in the right direction. Max did not congratulate PFT. He was the only one who did that.

Well, we congratulate him in losing. No, we have, we have, we've done a lot of conglomerate. We've, how many, we, we, we pop, we literally pop champagne in December. You came over to my desk in December and we pop champagne because of dance on some we just proposed you congratulate him then you do the party before and then you do the wedding like it's all it's all one one Congratulations. Yeah, yeah, PFT is basically like you know instead of birthday Monty had Uh-huh own own own ownings are owner selling a team year. Yeah, it is a good year.

It's the best season that we've had in the last 30 years of being a fan of this team. All right, so you can give us some facts. Some fun facts, okay? Dance Knighter in his ownership tenure for the Washington Redskins Commanders football team had an equal number of playoff wins, team name changes and

botched Sean Taylor days. Two for both of them. He had more team names than first team All-Pros in the entire 24 years. He had two All-Pros, two first team All-Pros. One was this year a special team's guy, Jeremy Reeves, not a knock against that, but like if that's one of your All-Pros guys, that's like that's one of them. The other was a guard, was Brendan Scher. So besides that, we had no all pro players, first team for the last 24 years. We had a DEA and FBI raid that nobody talks about from three years ago where they raided our team's medical facility, kind of shut up about that for a while. Our best player of that era, Trent Williams left the team because Dan stopped negotiating with him

after he got scalp surgery because the team doctors misdiagnosed cancer on his scalp. And then Dan said, we're not gonna pay him a dime. We had to trade him for basically nothing to the 49ers. We're now, he plays excels as Greg Kiddell said the other day. He might be the best player in the NFL. Yeah. The stadium rained shit on fans.

It literally leaped shit onto fans multiple times. The stadium also fell apart and almost killed Jalen Herks. He sued grandmothers who couldn't pay their season ticket bill because they lost all their money in the 2008-2009 financial crisis. Well, that wasn't his fault. We don't know that. I'm sure he had a hand in it. What was grandmother's got to pay?

I'm sure Dan Snyder had a hand in ruining the economy. Trust me. Yeah, he definitely did. I know Dan Snyder job when I see one. That had his fingerprints all over. They installed a hooters at FedEx field, which rocks. And then they named it after RFK because they couldn't name a stadium after him. So they said, we'll do the next best thing. We'll

name a hooters after him inside our new stadium. Well, I mean, if we know the Kennedys, he probably in after life was like, that is the most tremendous honor of all time. Yeah, just don't, don't put a pool in there for people to take their dates to like the Jaguar's F. That would be a bad idea. Yeah, or Volkswagen might end up upside down in there. Yeah. They never won 11 games. Never happened. He never won 11 games. He maxed out at 10, I think twice maybe. Every other team the NFL has had an 11 win season since at least 2008. And the Washington franchise's last 11 win season was 1991. Pretty bad. Yeah.

Pretty bad. And maybe the worst transgression he signed Will Compton. So that'll tell you something about his talent evaluation right there. Yeah. Well, there was a story that came out today where Jake Rudin said, would everybody always knew, which was Dan Snyder would make all the free agency decisions, all the draft picks, just based on vibes, just going off of like games that he had seen on TV occasionally,

or if he wanted a new quarterback, he would come and say, hey, I know you have a whole team of scouts whose job it is to watch tape. I just really want a new toy. So can we get a quarterback? Okay, so that only that one, because I saw that Jay Gruden quote,

I actually don't think was that bad because I would do the same thing if I owned a team. I'm just being honest. I'm not being, I don't want to be a hypocrite. If I were, if I owned a team, I'd be like, you know, they'd have a draft board and be like, no, that guy lost me money in a college bowl game. That guy, like, yeah, he's pretty sick. And I would, I would definitely put my foot down and be like, I want that guy. Like I watched him once and it was awesome. You might do that for like the first five years, but then you probably, you might learn your lesson. And Jay Grootan was saying that the owner of the,

the bangles used to do that, except the owner of the bangles would sit on scout meetings and actually like watch tape with the rest of the guys and they'd say, yeah, I still tell you what, I still want that quarterback. So let's draft him. Yeah.

So Jay was like, I respected that at least. I, yeah, that would baby be. I would So Jay was like, I respected that at least. Yeah, that would be BBB. I would maybe try to at least learn a little bit of something before I started throwing my weight around in the pre-draft meetings. But I just know that like, that's one, and I think you probably would be the same way. I think everyone here would be the same way

that if you owned a team, you would definitely be like, no, it's my team, I'm making a decision. This guy's cool, let's draft them. Yeah, yeah, it's my team. I'm making a decision. This guy's cool. Let's trap them. Yeah. Yeah, I definitely would have that, that it should have like a fantasy football order. Whereas like I like this guy.

Have you seen his spiral? Yeah, right. Just trap that. Pretty Quinn, one one. Yeah, exactly. Let's see what else they gave Albert Haynes worth $100 million. And all he did was fail conditioning tests.

And then he took a nap on Monday night football in the middle of a play. And then he did was fail conditioning tests, and then he took a nap on Monday night football in the middle of a play, and then he started getting speeding tickets left and right, and he basically quit playing football so that he could drink at the bar until friends how cool his boat was. That was Albert Haynesworth's rest of his career basically. Dan Sider also saw the oversaw the worst playing field,

maybe in the history of American sports at FedEx field, didn't do anything to change it. A few fun leg injuries that occurred on that field that was not changed. RG3 ruined him, chase young, Alex Smith almost killed Alex Smith, Joe Burrow, Adrian Peterson, Ryan Fitzpatrick, Kyle Allen, just a few names right off the top there. Really, the list goes on and on and on. I could say a whole bunch more things about the man that I've probably already said ad nauseam for the last seven years. But I'm glad that he's gone. He's gone. He can't hurt me anymore.

I'm excited by bitch and major shout out to Jim Urse. Because who would have ever thought that Jim Urse would have been the one that got this ball rolling? When he sat in the golf cart, smoking a cigarette outside the owner's meeting, saying, I think the time has come to do something about Dan Snyder. And at the time, we discussed it. Big catch, you remember the conversation that we had where I said I would become a cold spin and a cold season ticket holder if this made Dan Snyder sell the team,

I vaguely remember that and I'm going to say right now that you don't have to do that based on the Colts new uniforms today. When everyone is releasing like the coolest new uniforms and then the Colts were like, Hey, what if we just were Duke football and it was, it's hard to fuck up a uniform release. The Colts did it. So I'm going to give you an out just based on that. Well, it's too late fuck up a uniform release. The cults did it. So I'm going to give you an out just based on that. Well, it's too light because I already bought

cool season tickets. Oh, nice. Uh, I'm going to be giving them away to youngsters or just really anybody that I feel like or how much of that cost? Uh, $1,200. Okay. Oh, that's pretty cheap.

Yeah, pretty reasonable. I mean, I didn't get great seats. I wasn't going to get that. I should match for that. I wasn't going to get fantasy seats. Yeah, you want a match? Yeah, I'll. I mean, I didn't get great seats. I wasn't gonna get that. I should match for that. I wasn't gonna get fantasy seats. Yeah, you want a match? Yeah, I'll match. Fuck it.

Okay. So now $1,200 seats. Big cat and I will be giving away cool tickets every home game this year. I guess we're gonna be Anthony Richardson fans too. Was it just game time? I'll do it right now. Yeah, it was $12.50 for season tickets.

So I take those up. You got to figure out a way to give them a way during the season though. People need to submit something to us. I would like to send youngsters though. I just like having, I was just like saying, I send a youngster to a game. We also should, I mean, Jake's gonna have to do this. I don't want to, I don't want to be in charge of actually,

I mean, to give away any of these tickets. What if we did a gym or say look-alike contest for kids? So like get dressed up in like a gym ursa outfit and the best ones baby ursa. Yeah, they'll be baby ursa seats. Yeah, all right. Okay, I'm gonna, I mean, they are the ugliest uniforms. So you guys see those?

I saw those. I didn't, I didn't necessarily hate the black helmets, but they don't look like cold uniforms. It's just so hard to make, like basically teams now just released new variations of their jersey throwbacks, which the Seahawks that one rules. I saw the Browns did white helmets. They basically can release anything and it will be like instant 2000 quote tweets, just fire emoji. And then I saw the cults and I was like, well, I guess you tried.

I mean, good try guys. But now I'm a cult season ticket holder. I'm gonna do it right now. They kind of look like what's the section as you get them. Let me look it up because I'm gonna get the same section. Well, I don't know that you can get seats right next to it because it was a pair of seats that were kind of by themselves. Was it was in the corner of the end zone?

Oh, they're not in the corner of the end zone, but they're not good seats kind of in the corner of the end zone. Yeah. We're in section 618. Okay. Great. I'm going to get 618 as well. So we'll just be giving away 618 every single time.

618. The 618 crew. Yeah. Yeah. Exactly. Two to lucky. Four lucky fans go into Colts games all year. How do we want to select each week? Like, do I just pick or do we want them? Should we be a couple? I think people should have to pay us.

Face value at least. We'll pay stuff. I don't know. We'll figure out some ways to determine who to give away. I'm sure that we have a lot of listeners in Indianapolis that I ideally like to give it to people that wouldn't be able to go see the games otherwise. We got to go off have a Monday night game. We take the games. Yeah, there's two TVD games at the end of the season, but

everything else is. Uh, early slate. You have to predict whether or not the roof is going to be open. And then when Mr. Erse makes his decision about the roof being closed or not, we'll pick somebody who had the correct answer to that. This is gonna be great. I'm doing it right now. I'm literally buying it right now. Yeah, 1250.

Yeah, you can just log on. They got plenty of good seats still available. Also some bad ones. Yeah, congrats to whoever's gonna get to sit in our Four seats every single game. We could do lottery ball. Yeah, we there's a lot of shit we could do and when I say we it is you Jake right, but yeah How are picking I'm gonna I'm gonna buy these tickets and transfer them all to you right now and you're gonna have to do it I'm gonna buy these tickets and transfer them all to you right now and you're gonna have to do it But that's fine bottom line is I want to give Jim mercy a big smooch Yeah, I just I just want to kiss his face. I just want to grab his cheeks and just

Plant one right on that right on that mug of his thank you. Thank you sir. Yeah, he's a hero Okay, other things with the open championship that course that course is awesome. I don't know if you guys tuned in, but pop bunkers, weird fucking just like the rough is I wind them Clark had one of the most unathletics swings I've ever seen in my life. I just love a course that makes everyone look at moments like there are out there. And there were moments like that. Tony Fee now had to put backwards out of a bunker just to get a better lie. Like I'm Bravo. Good job. What is it? Royal Liverpool. You've done it. Yeah. John Rom had to chip backwards out of a bunker at 1.2. That swing by Wyndham Clark was one of the all time great clips of golf too. Because the ball was buried. First of all, I don't know how these guys find their balls sometimes.

They're just buried in that deep, deep, fescue shit. You can't even see it. He picked up his leg like he was an ice hockey player hitting a slap shot. And his club goes right underneath that the ball goes to the side about three yards. And then if I were so credit to Wyndham Clark, because if I were in that position, I hit a shot like that, I would just step right over the ball and hit it again. Like next, next swing.

But you have to, you have to be better than that and like calm yourself down, take another practice shot, and approach the shot the same way. Fuck that. I'm just going up to it. I'm just hitting until the ball gets out of that. Yeah, just getting angry and smashing it.

We had Justin Thomas who we like, who's a recurring guest. He went bunker to bunker. That was a tough one. I think what he ended up getting on that last hole was like a nine nine. Oh brutal. So yeah, the courses kick and ass and our guy, Max is looking good. He's got a he wrote on his golf glove, NFG, which afterwards he was asked about it. And he said he can't say it because it's a bad word. So I'm assuming it's no fuck's given.

Oh, not a racial slur. No, not a racial slur, but he is, yeah, like whatever works works. If he has to write that on his cleats, great. I don't care. So max look good, Brooks look good. We're gonna have ourselves a nice open championship. Yeah, it's a nice leaderboard already. And it's a cool open leaderboard because you've got some players from countries that you usually don't see on the leaderboard of a masters.

The guy that's tied for the leader right now, it's like Emilio, right? Emiliano? Yeah, from Argentina. And there's an amateur who's tied for the leader who's like six, eight. I don't know how he plays golf. I was reading about it. I think they made a rule about how long the drivers can be. So if you watch him drive, he has to like kind of dip down and almost bet like he looks like a, he's swinging with baby clubs.

He also had one where he's in the bunker and he had his leg up and he just has the longest legs ever. But yeah, it's a, it's a fun mix of like weird names and big names. And yeah, I'm this course. Hopefully it gets even harder because I just love the course. The court, like watching guys have to hit out of bunkers and just be fucked because they, you know, hit a perfect shot and then just rolled into the bunker. 200 yards down, down the fairway.

Like it's, it's beautiful. Yeah, there was maybe the highlight of the day was Victor Havland. So the course showed up big time, but the course also had some assistance from the wildlife. Yes. A bird flew right over his head and took a shit on his arm as he's about to take a shot. And he takes a step back and he just goes, I got, I got shadow. I got shadowed by a bird.

Yeah. And he shouldn't have wiped it off. It's good luck. Yep. We also had people bitching about the NBC coverage. You know that you're in trouble when you freeze is, is the first to chime in. He was upset about the commercials. I had that too. I didn't realize it was on like four different streaming apps at once. And it was hard to follow. I don't know how they, I just don't understand how golf coverage can still be so difficult to follow, to watch. It just makes no sense to me. Not next week. Next week, Barcelona TV. It'll be great. The plug, God, the plug, God, I love it.

Plug it on our company. We can say, when they do the picture and picture commercials, like, I don't think they realize that it's a golf ball. And when it's basically on half the screen, you can't see the ball. So it's basically useless. Yeah. Like they try and do the playing through thing. And you just can't see anything that's going on.

There was a moment I was watching on the peacock app. And Trey Wingo was in studio and they were talking, and as they were talking on a like small screen behind them, Rory missed that putt from like five feet that came backwards at him. And I was like, how is it possible that we didn't get to see this? So I, someone's got to be able to figure out golf coverage.

Maybe it's Jake Marsh, maybe he will save us. I've got to get here. Here's how you fix on 18. Yeah. Oh, what do you do? His caddy was standing directly behind him too close to when he hit his shot and they didn't give him a penalty when he was in the bunker. Wait, you're not allowed to do that? No, I'll send you the, I mean, it's obviously like super golf hardos, but it's it is a rule and once again It's just roaring so let me go away with it. Damn interesting Fuck I was just gonna say the way to fix golf coverage. It's pretty easy. You just show every fucking shot. Yeah

Yeah, and have every shot Yeah, and then have like a sponsor have like a Rolex logo in the bottom right hand corner. Yeah Yeah, no and the weekend have like a sponsor, have like a Rolex logo in the bottom right hand corner. Yeah. Yeah. No. And the weekend, you don't care what the 57th place guy is shooting on the eighth whole set of shots. No, but the first round, you need to see every shot first round. There was a shit.

Yeah. Shotsage didn't. And then on the weekend, Jake, it's simple. You show every shot from the top, like 10 guys on the job with that. When they just, like lock in on the leaders. I just want to give more credit to the golf cameraman. Again, I think that's probably the hardest job in sports. Also, we had a very cool leaderboard wrinkle.

If you look at it right now, it has Jordan and then Spieth right underneath it. So Matthew Jordan, who is, I think, from Liverpool and then Jordan's speech is right under it. It just looked like he was listed twice and kind of kind of rocked. He's the club champ. This is it. That's a really, that's a really like pouring thing for me to say out loud, but I did see it and was like, this is cool.

That's really lame now that I'm saying it. Like, then I got pumped up for that. But I did. I saw it. And I was like, whoa, his name's twice. Well, it's the same like the leaderboard where it says Scott Van Pelt when it was Adam Scott and then Bo Van Pelt. Yeah. Yeah. That is Twitter banner picture. I think so. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Either way, good job. I'm looking at this this tweet that you just sent over here. It's the the allowed and not allowed You can't tell shit from that angle his caddy might be off to the side Wow, they really got into this Jesus Christ. I know this is a rule. I'm looking at the shadows Oh my god, I see why Hank is is on board of this because it's It was promoted by Liv Golf enthusiasts. Well, no, I bet a lot of money, I bet a lot of money on a reward and miss the cut. So he goes and the boat and the team, and I was like, oh my God, this is happening,

this is happening, this is happening, and he somehow saved par. And then it comes out he cheated. So it's like, you know, I want to win like that, Hank. I want to win. Well, I don't want to hit the second bunker shot out. Like I, I, that was a crazy shot, crazy putt. But I think you want him to be dequeued. I think you should, he should get stripped. There was, he should get stripped. There was also that moment where it looked like he was going to shoot a shot with the ball right up against the bunker and just try to get out, just straight out. And the crowd erupted.

I would absolutely let the crowd dictate it because it was, it was one of those moments like, should I do it? Should I go full send here? And the crowd was like, yeah, I fucking do it. I would just be like, fuck it. And I would just be stuck in that bunker right now. I know it's anti golf etiquette, but like I, it is fun rooting. That's the only person I bet to miss the cut.

So when this is happening, I was like, let's go. It's fun, it's kind of fun to root for bad shots. Obviously, when they're great golfers, it doesn't really happen, but when that happens, I was like, this is all happening. Yeah, yeah. So I don't know if you guys saw, but Liverpool, the Beatles,

go on, they're from there. No way yeah, yeah, I don't know if you saw during the long cast I knew they were from London. I didn't know what part of the city It was I Maybe I just caught Came back from from commercial break, but it was every single time They're like look at this John Lennon. There was one time. They're like, look at this. John Lennon, there was one story there, like John Lennon used to walk by this golf course,

and like, you know, his initial songs that he, you know, wrote for the Beatles were probably dancing in his head as he walked by this golf course. Like John Lennon, pretty sure grew up pretty poor. Probably this like, fuck this, fuck this golf course, but yeah,ennon, pressure grew up pretty poor. Probably was like, fuck this, fuck this golf course. But yeah, why not? Let's just, they probably got high on that golf course. Yeah, yeah, they probably did.

So probably took some acid on the 17th green. Yeah, the Beatles, the Beatles. All right, what else we got? We have more out of Northwestern, the quote that went viral, which I didn't appreciate, but it was uh, talking about the Northwestern hazing. It was weirdo fat guys on the team doing weird fat guy shit.

Uh, brutal for fat guys everywhere. Because I think everyone knows like when you're like, yeah, weirdo fat guys doing weird fat guy shit. Everyone's mind be like, oh, yeah, they, they do sometimes do weird fat guy shit. So that's fat guy shit. So that's a fact guy shit. That's code for like offensive line shit. Yeah. Yeah. It's offensive lineman. It's, you know, it's usually dick and balls. It's something weird happening.

Yeah, it sucks. It's, you know, weird fat guys had a bad day. Like if you're a weird fat guy and you logged on Twitter day, you're like, fuck, this is not my day. Yeah. And the report was that the hazing apparently went back like decades, back to the 90s. So that naturally does beg the question, what did Darren Revelle know, how long has he known it for?

What did he cover up? He's been, he's the first person that I think of when you say, okay, name somebody that's been actively interested in everything Northwestern sports since the 90s. There's one guy in that standerville. He did have a very cryptic tweet that I think is, at all I can guess, he said, I am thoroughly embarrassed in my profession. And oh, Billy's frozen for this show.

So I think he just tried to say something from like two minutes ago. Yeah, I think so. I to say something from like two minutes ago If I had to gasp Billy's saying like Loki though you need weird fact guys shit to make your team good God Billy's like dude if it happens since 1990 that's not hazing that's tradition Yeah, like it's a big difference. Also, if you didn't come, it's not gay. Yeah.

Or if it happened underwater, Billy, you're back. What were you gonna say about weird fact guys, shit? Offends the lime and just have a different culture. Okay. Um, so, back to Reveille, he said, I'm thoroughly embarrassed for my profession. I think this is his cryptic way of being like, pro-hasing, which is, I never thought I'd see that for Reveille.

I was very confused by Reveille's tweet because when I first saw it, I, first of all, I thought I missed some major news that broke, but there's nothing out there. It's just Darren Revelle tweeting his emotions out. And my first reaction was like, either I missed something. No, I didn't miss anything, but what is Darren Revelle's profession? Yeah, because as far as I know, Darren Revelle is, he's in the business of being Darren Revelle. So is he a business sports betting and memorabilia collector of tickets?

Yeah, I, when I saw this tweet I was like has something happened to the Martin Luther King junior collectibles like what what what profession is he speaking about? Yeah, I don't know a journalist anymore. I yeah, so I think he's talking at my best guess is he thinks that being a Northwestern graduate is his profession and he's embarrassed for how this is being all disseminated by the media. I don't know, it's crazy. It's so funny too, because when you look at that tweet and then look at the avatar of the man that sent it. Yeah, and he's saying, I'm thoroughly embarrassed

for my profession. It's Revel sitting there with, what appears to be seven or eight celery stalks and he's covered head to toe in buffalo wingsaws wearing goggles. So I don't know what profession he's like Darren Reveille's profession is being Darren Reveille Northwestern graduate Darren Reveille. Being a annoying guy, you know, online at all. Yeah, it's, it's a dark day for those of us that like to wake up at six o'clock in the

morning and Tweet out high definition videos of John F. Kennedy's brains being splattered all over the streets of Dallas, Texas Wait a dark day indeed. He's on some fucking emo like Drunk girl shit with this sub tweet like I'm just gonna tweet this out there And hope everyone can kind of figure out what I'm saying, but I want I don't have the balls to say it I'm so embarrassed for all those people out there in my line of work who just regurgitate press releases for major corporations It's a sad day man

That's funny call me racist on this day When I when I own nine or more pieces of MLK merchandise over nine black friends over nine. Which is 10. That's funny. That's funny. That's cute. That's cute. That's cute. On this day of all days to call me racist. All right. What else do we? What else we got going on? I did you guys see Lane Kiffin? He looks good. He's been in the sun a lot. I didn't see him. No, I think it's SEC media today today. And there was a clip where a guy said that he gets, often times gets confused for a Kiffin.

And Lane Kiffin was like, I got a, what's your mom's name? Like, I got to ask my dad some questions. Very funny, like, back and forth. But I just saw it and Lane Kiffin, like, I got a, what's your mom's name? Like, I got to ask my dad some questions. Very funny, like, back and forth. But I just saw it and Lane Kiffin, like, he's, he's living his best life. He's tan as, like, leathery skin tan. Just looking like he's just getting NIL deals done left

and right, ready to win. I don't know, eight or nine games, which is good enough, it'll miss. So good for Lane. Cruising the beaches with Coach O. yeah, risen up all the ladies. Coach, oh, just risen up everyone. Coach, oh, coach, oh, Riz dust up before Riz was even a thing. He coach, oh, doesn't even have to risk. It just kind of when he opens his mouth, Riz comes out.

Mm-hmm. Yeah, he, he oozes Riz. Yeah. It's, yeah, it's, it's, it's a little bit of like oil that he puts on to protect himself from Ray Baker and then Just rubs it back in with the Riz. Here's how strong coach O's Riz game is he literally rizzed up the Sun Yeah, he made it he made this Sun his best friend. He did he fucked the Sun. Yeah Ray Baker All right, anything else anything else So we did tape our Mount Rushmore when we're all together in North Carolina So we did tape our Mount Rushmore when we're all together in North Carolina.

Jake and Billy, so this is going to be obviously a little out of order, but we thought it was more important to have Mount Rushmore's when we're all together. We will be back all together for grit week, but Jake and Billy, how are the vibes on your teams? You have any discussion afterwards about what took place, how you feeling, everything. about what took place, how you feeling, everything. We're good. It's on to the next one. We, Billy, take responsibility for his actions. I think based off the poll. Why, why doesn't, okay, why didn't you

put his responsibility for his actions? Okay. I haven't heard that. Billy, you're gonna be where I'm made of. Oh, yo, go, Billy. No, we were a boar. We were a boar. No, no, no, no, you're allowed to speak Billy. No, we were a Bowler. Yeah, no, you're a lot of speak now. We were a bow.

We were a bow versus a berry away from winning. Like we came second very close to you guys. So you look like I still stand by my McCap. I still stand by my McCapery pick. I think that actually helped us. You don't think that helped us. I don't think that it helped us?

I disagree, but it doesn't matter. But we're on to the next one, we feel good. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, you don't think that the referee picked helped us? No, I think my favorite pick actually helped us. No, I think my favorite pick actually helped us. No, I'm sorry, I don't feel good. Wait, so when you said Bill takes responsibility

on the first action, what did he mean by that, Jake? First, screwing up two of the four picks. But Billy didn't still, it doesn't think that's the case. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. McCaffrey was actually the right, Jake's putting words in your mouth. McCaffrey was the right move. Also, Billy said that Billy took responsibility

for his actions, but Jake didn't address the fact that he didn't have to sheet up. Yeah. Okay, well that's a lie. What about your action? Bovers Barry I totally take if we had Barry Sanders wait Fuck no, if we had Barry Sanders we would have won. Yeah, that's the facts We actually helped us we may have one with our help us

Okay, so sounds like it's not on the same page. Yeah, we're not on the same page. I don't know how we were No, I thought it was over That that by the way that Mount Rushmore was such a cheat code for engagement because whenever you have like You know 12 picks of an entire history of a position Everyone's just gonna respond with their personal favorite running back. I think I even saw a, how do you guys not even mention Stephen Jackson? I was like, well, I don't think he's a Mount Roach

from a running back. He was good. But like, it's my favorite type of, because it is everyone's personal fandom comes out, which I respect the hell out of, but it is just such a cheat code, because when you have such a cheat code because when you have such a finite amount of picks, of course, there's going to be huge misses like

Billy and Jake missing Marshall Fock. We can also do a Mount Rushmore pretty good. Marshall Fock was not a miss. No one gives a fuck about Marshall Fock. I'm sorry. Besides, you don't give a fuck. Marshall Fock was really fucking good. No. Yeah. No one gives a fuck. That's wrong Billy Marshall fuck was really fucking good. No, yeah

Billy, I think my no Walk is the only player in the whole history to have to be rushing touchdowns in the same game and also have a game where he had 200 yards receiving yeah He was he was like the first of a new generation of like game changers Also, I apologize for saying wasn't good enough to be good enough for the old people like for older guys. He's... I apologize for saying that Billy took responsibility for his actions because I must have misread this week.

We were a boat versus Barry from winning today. I take full responsibility at PNT Sports Bizz. So I guess that's on me. I saw that he said I take full responsibility. Christian McCarrick got a second place. But, and then I'd mention it on here. I saw that he said I take four thoughts of Bill and I. Second place. But I'm that I mentioned it on here and he freaks out, but he said publicly that's a possibility. Well, that's his Billy hot takes account.

That's all I take full. Oh, right. It's in his it's in the Christian name. It's a hot take. He said, for every. Bill, I'm just curious. Bill, I'm just curious. From your perspective, what percentage do you think the responsibility lies with Jake on that?

For not having a sheet? No, no, I mean, I think the odd-waltz and McCaffrey actually like saved us points. I think we have been in third place, we picked Marshall Fall. Right, but my question was, is it like 5% 10% Jake not having the sheet? I mean, he didn't have the sheet up, we usually have the sheet up. Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna write that in.

Yeah, and go watch the YouTube, go subscribe to the YouTube and you can see our eyes. Marshall Fock, by the way, is number one have the tape? Yeah, go to the YouTube. Marshall Fock is number one all time receiving yards for running back in 12 all time. Uh, rushing yards. That's pretty fucking good. He's pretty good. Yeah. That's pretty goddamn good. Yeah, but all time, but his name gets overshadowed by like so much better players.

Like yeah, he was good, but like if you do a Christian McCAfry in there, that's more of a spike for like modern fans. I mean, Christian Caffrey could end up having a career better than Marshall Fock, but right now he is not better than Marshall. Not yet. Not yet. Does anyone remember Johnny Unitus? They do, but like not as a great. I think a lot of people say he's just there. He's definitely remembered his great. He's so 100% Remembered as a great about Joe Nameth Billy. Yeah, but like yeah, Joe Nameth had more Interceptions. Well, he beat Johnny, United's then tell who the fuck's Johnny, United's This is football is three with Billy football We should make we should remake NFL like remember the

We should make, we should remake NFL, like remember the, when they had drunk history, we should remake NFL films with Billy football. And it's just Johnny Unitis throwing interception, like this guy wasn't like who the fuck remembers him. Actually doing a drunk history of certain memories that you have in the NFL, like certain games. Yeah, or like certain players, that would actually be very good. Yeah, so.

Yeah, there's also a visual evidence of Billy Staring on my computer before the pick was made. Oh, wow, he's going in because I was looking for, I was looking for the name and he's trying to find how to sign that I was a bad podcasting. I was trying to, I was trying to find where on the sheet where it was. I was like, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck,

Bo Jackson. Yeah, it is also very fun that Billy's trying to lecture us on, uh, on the history of the greatest NFL running backs of all time, but he's a person that doesn't know the difference between Bo Jackson and Barry Sanders. That's a very good point. That's a very good point. We're going to Billy. We're on to the next.

We got points on the board. It does. That sound like you guys. We're going to, we're going to win. It does not sound good. You took full responsibility. What happens when you win Mount Rushmore, what do you get?

Cause that's what we're getting. Okay. All right, you know what? Let's do the Mount Rushmore first. Let's do Mount Rushmore, then we'll do Josh Dumo because this is a perfect preview from Mount Rushmore. PFT, whose Mount Rushmore brought to you by this? Mount Rushmore of manly things we wish we could do.

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you call me a beta. No, Billy had a hard time thinking of responses because he's like, well, I can already do all this. Yeah, yeah. So, it will be a little masculating, but guess what? We should be able to make fun of ourselves, boys. We should be able to poke fun of our own weaknesses. So these are Mount Rushmore of Manly Traits.

We wish we had. Hank and Max are up first, me and PFT second, Jake and Billy third. Hank and Max. Good luck. Good luck. Hey, let's have a good one. Let's have a good one. Let's not talk over. Hey, good luck. Good luck. Hey, good luck. Hey, let's have a good, good luck, everybody.

Let's have a good one. Let's not talk over each other. No denigrating picks. If you are going to denigrate a pick, just say I'm not denigrating the pick, but if I were to denigrate the pick, here's how I do it. I like that.

That's just decorum. All right, the one one manly traits that I wish I had. I wish I had. Yeah, I mean, it's also, it's basically just like things that people in the 50s could do more or less that. Yeah, yeah. Which so our first one is just an everyday handyman. Okay.

Being able to hang stuff, being able to, you know, do stuff around the house. Mr. Fakes Things, your toilet's broken, I can fix that. I like good ones. I gotta hang this, I gotta build something. Yeah, have a sweet set of tools that you take on airplane flights. Have you guys had the tools? It's just like, I'm not really that capable. We're not anymore. Have you guys got a scene or a

confiscated? Have you guys seen the like Twitter accounts that are now getting like popular where it's like back when men were men and it's like a picture of an eight year old being in the West Virginia coal mines. Yeah. This is when like when people died when they were 15 like wish we could go back then back when men were men It's a picture of like a Confederate soldier Or they'll just be like it will be like a guy like holding up a big Dear that he killed and then the next picture will be like pride parade and they'll be like we've lost our way way back when men were men

And it's the dofant Prince of France. Yeah, I love those. Like, yeah, I really wish I could go back to when middle age was like 22 years old. OK, good pick. Thank you. Good pick. All right, I think we should go with our one one. One one, yeah, right off the bat.

Being able to fix a car. So engine, I mean, I know how to change a tire, but like, if you don't, that's something, but I have no idea how to do anything with the engine. Like, there's nothing manlier than like, steam coming out of your car, popping up the top, and being like, oh, I just gotta fix this, and then we're good to go back on the road.

You gotta bend down in your pocket that you pull out, wipe your grease off your hands with it. Yeah, just knowing about cars, being a car guy. Take a look at the hood. Yeah, your neighbor's car is broken, you're like, yeah, let me get a, you know what? You got to, you got to Alan Ranch. I could fix this in two seconds. Oh, if you fix another man's car,

you get to fuck his wife. Also, also, that's a fact. Also, imagine like I sometimes daydream about like when I take my car to the shop and then they tell me everything that's wrong with it. If I knew anything about it, I could be like, actually you're wrong. And being like, how about we cut that price in half?

I know cars. Cars that you digitize, no it is. Fact. Back when men were men. Back when cars were in cars. Back when cars were in analog. Yeah, back when cars, if you got in a car accident, you died every time.

That's when men were men. No, like there's too much automation and it's like hard to actually do it. Yeah, I want to be able to kill myself on the road with a car. I don't want a robot to do it. Yeah, now if you want to fix a car, you got to have like a computer science.

Master's in computer science. Yeah, exactly. All right, that's our one one. We're going to go with the ability to grow facial hair. Yeah, no, I'm with you. I'm with you on the other side. Good pick. Good pick. For both of you boys. I know, because you oh, I'm with you. I'm with you on the bill. Good pick. Good pick.

Yeah, it's a good pick for both of you boys. I know, because you know, just not there yet. Yeah, one day maybe. I actually read this crazy thing that men developed beards because it prevented them from getting their throat slashed and combat. That's definitely true. It was definitely true.

Like, thing of armor. Yeah, that's true. I was like, shit. The anonymity of this one's going to be tough. Anonymity? Yeah. I was like, shit. The anonymity of this one's gonna be tough. On an anonymity? Yeah. I was saying that's a billy by default. No, it could be a PFC.

Yeah, it could easily be PFC. Easily, I actually thought about putting on a list. It could be an accessory. No, no. Yeah. Did I say that word right? Yeah. Oh, it's an entity.

Now you got to do that. Also, if you have like a really weird face, being able to grow facial hair over all of it is a good cover up in case like, have you ever seen somebody that normally has a beard that has to shave out of nowhere and how hideous they look? It's gross.

It's so gross. And then they have to take pictures for photo shoots. This is fucked up. The next Monday. Hank had this look on his face like, are you talking about me? I was like, I actually thought you were talking about me too. First I get, I was like, wait, more context, I'm good.

Not all the young listeners grow beard. It does wonders. I'm gonna go rogue on this one for a two-two. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, Wait, let's hear their pick. Grilly meat successfully. Okay. Okay. Knock it in the middle. Okay. It's a good pick. Okay. So you pick to be more manly cooking.

Okay. Grilly meat, knock cooking. No, no, that's fine. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, yeah, let's cook it out. Smoking. Running the grill.

Yeah, smoking the grill. Smoking the meat. But if you weren't gonna, go ahead. No, I'm not denig out. Good smoking. Running the grill. Good, good, good smoking. Yeah, I can't. Run the grill. But if you weren't gonna, go ahead. No, I'm not denigrating. I'm not denigrating. I was gonna denigrate it. I would say that, you know, manliness is just eating

whatever you cook as badly as it's cooked. But on the grill, yeah. Yeah. But manliness is doing a Twitter threat of your pork shoulder and fucking it up so bad that everyone's like, holy fuck, Billy, what did you do? But not gonna that a great and I'm not talking about any specifically. It's fucking hard to fuck. It's amazing for interaction. Yeah no that's good I I'm not denigrating I just say I can't relate to that one. Yeah I'm Mr. Grille master.

I just wish I was able to grill meat successfully. Okay so so big cat I think that we got a lot. Yeah we got a lot I like number four. Okay, we have in the list I think we can save that you think so. Yeah, I don't think these guys are gonna are they're not gonna do it Okay, so you want to go with is number two? What can you guys like ever just like meet beforehand? That's we do we have a whole list, but then it's this is too redundant I would say I'm playing bingo. Yeah, no Yeah, I don't think it is five. Okay, number two That's actually you guys can actually pick our next one. Yeah Yeah, you want one five. Okay, all right. We should let a pick

Okay, yeah, we did number five Opening opening a bottle without a can opener or a bottle opener. Yeah, so whether it's like your hands, your hands doing the lighter trick, your teeth, yep, on the end of a table. Great pick. That was you guys got picked. That's great, that's great, that's great. No good pick. That's pretty, that's pretty childlike.

That's good pick. Like a man has a bottle opener on his key chain for his home that he owns. No, no, no, yeah. What's it? My bottle opener? Yeah. That's not manly.

You need a tool to open your bottles where we can do it with our hands. That's like the civilized man. No, I control my own destiny when I have a bottle. Yeah. College kids do that. They're not really grown. Because they're not men.

That's a great point, Billy. This is the Hanger's Pictil Random Number and we had a great pick. No, it's a good pick. We're gonna go with our one, two. Thank you, Hank. You're welcome. No, it's, that's a good pick. We're gonna go with R12. Oh, thank you Hank. You're welcome. Well, yeah, thanks for me.

I just want us to strap. We're gonna go with heavy lifting. Okay. Just working out. Just anything. If you know, you have to move something like, hey, can you help me move this giant, you know, bureau and it's like a struggle.

That's one of those ones that it's like, because we're true, we draft Mount Rushmore true to form, does not apply to me in PFT. Got it. I just moved in and tire house on my own. That's a lie. All on my own. What are you gonna say, Matt?

I took a piano upstairs by myself. It doesn't necessarily have to do with like moving, if like you're rearranging something in the house and as the man in the house, it's like, oh yeah, can you go pick that up again I don't know. I don't know what that's how often do you have to fix your car? I do I wish I could fix my car every day Tune it up. No, you don't yeah, you don't yeah, we just need a new spark plug Just rotary diggers checking the rotary diggers

And then our next one. I guess you'll probably say this doesn't apply to you guys either, is being a good fighter. Okay. Just being able to, you know, look at someone size them up, be able to be, we've got them on list. Yeah, yeah. Or as was boxing, which is more manly, but. Yeah, I mean, there's a lot of ways to do it.

I mean, it's like, you know, you could say martial arts would be cool, but. Soon now we can take the pick that we didn't take. Yeah, we can take that pick and it's a great one. Yeah, okay. We're gonna take woodworking skills. Being able to use a saw, we had it.

Being able to build a deck table. Building carpentry. Yeah, carpentry. Building things with your hands. Woodworking basically Ron Swanson. Yeah, I don't know how to build anything. I wish I could. It's different than fixing stuff.

It's building things. Even, oh, you need a shed? I'll build a shed. Even applying lacquer to something and then making the wood nice and shiny. Yeah, that's a dating of deck. Oh, yeah. Stay, yeah.

Putting, like bearing foundation and cement, something like that, making repaving your driveway. Oh, chopping down trees, building a log cabin. Oh, by hand, Abraham Lincoln's shit. That's how deep our drafts is. That was the pit we were gonna take. We basically took Abraham Lincoln third.

As a man, unbelievable fighter. So we actually got fighting. Yeah, here's a good wrestler here. Wrestling a bear, right? That's bad ass. All right, can you tell us which one's rogue before you do it? Okay, so here's our non-? That's bad ass. All right, can you tell us which one's rogue before you do it? Okay, so here's our non-rogue one.

Okay. So just, the demographic. Being non-allergic to dogs. No, being a morning person. Like, That's the non-rogue one? No, being a morning person, men, wake up,

they're like, wake up for five a.m. and they can get up quickly. It's like, what the hell? This is Billy's brain just completely poisoned by the like weightlifting influencers on Instagram being like, if you wake up before him, you basically have 28 hours in your day. Yeah, three days in a day.

What you think is like, like, we never wake up early. We're not sleeping, I actually sleep. I sleep on early every day. I sleep the day in. The inside of a cold plunge. Yeah. Oh, it's you're saying a more manly than you? Yeah, sure. Okay.

All right, I appreciate that. No, like waking up early is a state of mind too. I feel like I'm up early all the time. As someone who does wake up early, it fucking sucks. Yeah, but like you do it. Like you don't make it. Yeah, because I have to. Yeah, early is also that's a man asked you.

You have to wake up early. So you do early is very relative to that is true Yeah, if you go to bed late what's early and Go rogue go rogue rogue rogue rogue if I go rogue what's your rope tell me tell me if I go rogue The listeners have to reward me why won't go not how. Not how it works. That's pandering. Tell me your rope. Illegal. He's whispered out. Did you hear it?

I heard it. What did you say? Sorry, is it not your pick? Bill, I think Billy said operating a lethal weapon system. No, no. All right, being a lot of brain multiple weapons systems. Urg, shit. No, it's not. That's how you kill people. No, no. All right, go ahead Jake. What's your last pick? I'm playing multiple weapons. This is the... Merch-shit.

No, it's not. That's how you kill people. All right, go ahead, Jake. What's your last pick? Being able to fall asleep at any time. Oh my god. Oh, you know what? I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna stand in and say, you guys get the rope pick. Yeah.

Your pick was bad, Jake. That was really bad. Being able to fall asleep? Is that, yeah. No, that's not the bad thing. No, but that's not manly. That's a weakness. that's a bad thing. No, that's not manly. That's a weakness. It's a dad move. Yeah, it's a dad move, not a manly move.

I think that I just like assume these are all bad. All right, let's just go with owning a house. No, no, no, no, no. I actually think we're spending 24 hours in the world. I'm pretty bad, not too good. What is it exactly? Operating. Just knowing your way around weapons. Okay, that's fine. That's a good pick. Good pick

You're like best of those three picks like guys who can know how to like bit like to break down their weapon and rebuild Their weapon and clean it and stuff like that's like maybe that's what we need to do for these guys every fourth pick They can throw out three options and we'll pick the best one. The worst thing I ever am in my life. That's a good life I'm really freaking bad. Oh, no, no, no. No, you're, it makes you a loser. I'm a loser. Yes.

Uh, okay. Well, you can play it on the other side. We have a, we have a, I just want to say. Falling asleep was Jake's great. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha We can go burly! Yeah! Let's do things that contradict each other. Who cares, good podcast. I think I'm making people laugh. I know exactly what you're gonna laugh at. Okay, there's leaders, but one show slice. I will go eat those.

I will go eat those. I will go eat those. I will go eat those. I will go eat those. I will go eat those. I will go eat those. I will go eat those. I will go eat those.

I will go eat those. I will go eat those. I will go eat those. I will go eat those. I will go eat those. I will go eat those. I will go eat those. I will go eat those. I will go eat those. I. Yeah, that's a man shit right there. No, that's like high school experience shit. No, that's what you last forever.

No, okay. What? What are you talking about, Bill? That's right. Billy, you're better stamina when you're young. You're just jumping it out and high school. That is incorrect. Billy, you were fucking like a porn star in high school.

Let's go cut that. Damn. No, I mean, I'm lasting long and bad. Would be manly as fuck. Yeah, just being able to do multiple positions. I was a man before puberty. Yeah, and I'm not even talking about like, fucking like a porn star, I'm talking about like,

or just respectable 10 minutes. Yeah, being able to like switch and then switch back. And then switch back another time. Yeah, like crazy shit. Still haven't nutted yet. Yeah. Not having to say, oh, you're just so hot. That's why it came so fast. You know, just getting that out of the repertoire.

Yes, that's right. Yeah, yeah. Exactly. Yeah. Yeah, was that good for you? Yeah. Like, at least having the girl pretend to orgasm and it's believable.

It's essentially being like, being good enough that the girl tells her friends about you. Yeah. Oh, that man. Can you imagine the rush that would come along with that? If you found out that your girl was like telling all her friends, how good you've laid it down? Yeah, like, he fucked me for half hour.

I didn't even say an hour there. I said half hour. Half hour honestly sounds like too much work. It sounds like at least three injuries for me. That's a groin, an ankle, and maybe like a back. Yeah, just give me good 10 minutes. 10 minutes would be fucking great. Okay, last pick for you guys.

I think we're gonna go the historical round here. Doesn't apply as much anymore, but it might still, depending on the circumstance. You really couched in this picture, aren't you? You're afraid? Quick draw with a gun. Oh, a duel, big deal with a duel. Yes.

Now with Billy said, No, no. That's kind of in my mouth. That's just in my operating weapon systems. Yeah, that's what it's called. You know what that means? I'm talking, they didn't have weapon system in the 1800s. Obviously, it was your fucking hand in the holster.

Clint Eastwood, quick draw with a gun. Yeah, a C45 is a weapon system by definition. Clint Eastwood, quick draw with the gun. A C45 is a weapon system by definition. That's like when you're learning how to use more weapons. We gave you six shots. We gave you six shots. Yeah, it's quick draw with the gun. Also just a quick draw.

Yeah, we said operating multiple weapon systems. Like knowing how to use a whole blunt gun. Like someone, you know, starts to make a move and you shoot a ball out of their hand. Yeah, yeah. Exactly. Yeah. All right, there's a lot that we actually have on the list that we didn't get to.

Tying a knot, like a really good sailor's knot. Boy, she's outish. Okay, but that's still like, I don't know how to fucking, like if someone hands you a rope and it's like tie this boat, tie a pole and never leaves, I couldn't do that. Oh, here's one that I actually wanted to pick,

but being able to whistle with two fingers. Yeah. That would be fucking the baseball game. Oh, like every time I see someone, it's the scream whistle that I was, I have a scream whistle on, I'll show it down. What? That's a scream whistle.

This is, PFT, you probably want to pick this, but, but, bartering. It's being a good bartering. Bartering, so. And enjoying bartering. I don't, I don't get in situations where I'm like, maybe I could have negotiated, but I just didn't want to. Oh, it's too awkward.

I love negotiating. Yeah, but guys that will just walk up and just barter everything, like that's a man. Yeah, everything's on the table. Yeah. I was buying a car the other week and I put down my Costco black car on the table. I was like, he asked me what my credit score was.

I was like, well, this is the kind of guy you're dealing with right now, executive membership. Yes, love that. I also had understanding the stock market, like really understanding it. When people are like, what's going on here? Like here's actually like an understand macroeconomics. That's what my politics and news.

Yeah, just having, I also had being able to give really good directions to understand the markets. Yeah, markets. And being like, oh yeah, well, this is happening because of this and that we, I know it's bullshit, but just having the answer to it is very manly. Being able to give really good directions is big time. I can't give, I had a woman the other day,

I was walking Stella and she was asking directions on an address that was on my block and I still was like, I think it's right there, but I don't know. It was literally my street. I'm new here. It's like, because it's smart by her, it's like find someone walking a dog,

they know the area. Do not. We had, man, we had a lot of ones that were left on the table. Being able to drink whiskey, a shot of whiskey, and not even blink at it. Yeah, just like throw it back. Also knowing the differences between bourbons. Like this is a 10-8, 10-year, this is a 20-

Scotch, too. Yeah. Driving a manual car. Yep. Big one. Owning a house. Yeah. Owning a house.

Super said that impossible. Yep. Uh, Wee. Owning a house challenge. What that impossible. Yeah. Uh, what's challenge? What about tying a bow tie without a video? Kind of a manly move. That one friend when you're in a wedding party, like I got you and just ties everyone totally masquerades. Everyone else. I was trying to think like we were talking about like the, you know, the most, the most menly men are in the army and just like being a,

like a scary slash motivational speaker. Yeah, being able to fire up a group of men. Yes, I don't leader of men. Yes, yeah, having other men fear you. Yeah, but also respect you. Yeah, but they fear you so much that they love you. Yeah, being considered a leader of men would be awesome. Yeah, historical, but conquering shit.

Yeah, being is con. Yeah, awesome. Yeah, big time. For me personally, just being able to get something down off of a top shelf for somebody, that would be such a great move. I'm so envious that someone's like, hey, can you get this plate down from the top shelf? And you don't have to go grab a chair to stand on? Yeah.

This one, I know how to do it, I've done it before, but I still doubt myself being able to confidently be able to jump a car. That one I always, I'm always like, am I about to fucking kill my ass? Yeah, jumpstart a car, yeah. Yeah, jumpstart a car, yeah. I thought that's where you guys pick.

No, we working on cars, but like, literally being able to like, that's different than working on cars. I was in my head. Someone's car is dead. Yeah, jumper kids. Yeah, jumper kids. Knowing how to do it, but I also always like, I'm about to kill myself.

Knowing how to feel dress like anything you've hunted and killed. Yeah, that's good. Like, dismembering animals. Got a deer. Yeah, it's stalking a bear in Alaska, killing it, and then posting on your Instagram. Hell yeah.

Just being able to just go in your backyard and hunt and then cook it. Yeah, that's cool. No, but like, yeah, the full process. What about being able to spit tobacco super accurately in a straight line into like a thing that pings in the corner? Yeah. Yeah. Also, just gutting tobacco, just swallowing tobacco, just being like above average at every sport. Yeah. Not manly. Like just all across the board. Like, could swing a great golf club and like,

you know, juggle a soccer ball, can throw a spiral all that. All that. To bow and arrow accurately. Yeah. Yeah. Like just having that competency. Archery's cool. Bow hunting. Yeah, like having that competency, archery school, bow hunting, anything else? That was a good amount of rush. I think that's it. Feel good about that. I don't feel good about your guys' picks.

I mean, we're not good at this, but we made people laugh. Yes, the weapons systems was some very hard left. From the cat, the first piece of advice. You're gonna be bad. Yeah, be really bad. Be the worst. And yeah, I mean, picking just a wild combo of waking up early and being able to fall asleep at any time.

I just didn't have a lot in the bag. You guys couldn't decide if you wanted to be narcoleptics or insomniac. We'll see. Also, Jake's just such a natural alpha male. There's not a lot to improve on. It's true, just being Jake Marsh should have been our first pick. Yeah.

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That's, I mean, we wanted to have you back. We didn't think it'd be this soon, but we're happy that you're here. Buddy games is the movie that is out. Now you can watch it. It came out May, but you also have buddy games. The show coming out in the fall. I actually couldn't be more excited for this. I just read about it. I want to talk about all of this. We're gonna get, we'll do a little Vikings preview as well. Oh, good. But let's start from the beginning. Buddy games is your real life, like this happens.

So tell us how this was created and I have a million questions about Buddy games through the years. Yeah, I mean, the whole thing is based on something my buddies and I have done for the last 20, almost 25 years, depending on when the official date was, we actually started. We were doing some version of it since we were kids, but then it kind of became official in the early 2000s. Every third weekend of August, every single year, we get together for a weekend of

August, every single year we get together for a weekend of Tom Foulori. And it is, you know, everything from golf to ping pong to, you know, cornhole stuff like that, the basics. Then we have a, we always have a really heated whiffle ball tournament with the full field, the whole thing. And then we always do one game that's just outrageous. One year it was splattle where we, we, we had to get on these paddle boards from Bui A to Bui B, about 50 yards apart, and you had to paddle across from Bui A to B

in your underwear and a helmet, and the other team got to sit and shoot paint balls at you. Or, you know, just stupid things like human bowling down these hills and trying to take out as many garbage cans as you can. That's where the whole idea came from. And then we wrote a script based on that, made the first movie that came out in 2019 or 20. And then that did, did the second one that just came out in May. Now we got a TV show. So it's all been, you know, I can't even believe it. I can't believe that our

stupid games know how a TV show coming out. And that's awesome. It's incredible. It's like, I try to tell this to everyone. And I do a bad job of it. Like your friends, whether it be high school, college, wherever you meet like your core group of friends, finding a way to get with them every single year Whether it be high school, college, wherever you meet like your core group of friends, finding

a way to get with them every single year is so important because you get to that age where the bachelor party stop and it's very easy to just kind of lose touch every single year. The fact that you guys have been doing this for 20 years is, that's incredible. I'm very jealous. Yeah, I mean, it's become more a reason to get together than anything. The games are kind of the backdrop, but it's really a reason to get together and see each other because we really have a tight group of friends. And because of the games, we've stayed very close to the years. And

these guys look look forward to it like Christmas every year. And you know, it's funny because like you said, there's so many groups of people across the world who do stuff like this in some form. And I think that that's why the show is really gonna be relatable to a lot of people because people are doing something similar this anyway. So the show, we have groups of friends that come from all over.

One team is from Oregon, one is from California, one is from Oklahoma, one is from Philadelphia, Chicago. And they all lived in this big cabin together. So it's sort of got a big brother vibe. But there's three events each, each episode where they all have to sort of fight for survival. And it's not just about how athletic you are because most of these people are mid, you know, mid 30s to 40s, summer even 50s.

So you're sort of weekend warrior types, but they still have that competitive fire, if you will. Yeah. So yeah, it's a really, really fun, funny, dramatic, emotional show that I think people are going to really love. If I know anything about events like this, when you get a bunch of friends together in a competition, there's probably a shitload of cheating that goes on or attempted cheating or bending of the rules or like manipulation, sabotage, that sort of thing.

I have to imagine the same way with you. Yeah, I mean, sabotage for sure. My buddy Bob, why I actually played the movies, call him a Bob father is the king of sabotage and so much so that You know when we were developing the TV show I was like okay, we need these guys to fuck with each other these teams need to really Like mess with each other to try to get a leg up and that's what you know and CBS love the idea of making the first game on in in each episode is called the curve ball where if you win that curve ball you get to sabotage another team. And that's part of the fun is constantly pulling

their pranks on each other. I mean Bob is the master of that. All right, so I have a million questions about your buddy games. Worst injury. I'd imagine there's been some injuries because as you get older and everyone's like, oh, I can still do this. And even like a little thing like playing wiffle ball, you play a full day of wiffle ball with your friends and then your arm can't, you can't move your arm for an entire like week. So what's the worst injury? The worst was a guy that only came one year I'll do a hip That's what I knew that's what I knew we were getting up in ages. Oh my god. He threw a hip

That's not supposed to happen. Yeah, I bow Jackson. Yeah, he wait was he so he showed up one year And then he heard his hip and then he never came back Yeah, it typically it's the same core group of guys, but that year One of Bob's buddies that he was working with or something he let him come play and I forget his name, but he threw a hip last year Wadi, one of our best friends, threw his elbow out with a ball. As they get older, the games become a little less high octane, if you will. A lot more.

It's more drinking than it is competing, but we can still do the games. Okay. We're just gonna be like grumpy old men, but again, so. That would rock. It's usually somebody that takes it a little bit too seriously as everybody else gets older.

One guy still tries to bring the noise. Maybe they bring in a ringer to be on their team. But yeah, if you if you try really hard at anything past the age of 35, you're going to get injured. Yeah, that's the truth. That is the truth. I ruptured my Achilles tendon about 20 years ago. And that was kind of the beginning. I was like, OK, I got to it easy. I gotta really warm up, and the calf never really came back. So I have one calf about half the size of the other ones. My body is on the half calf or de-calf. What is the winner get? It usually, it depends.

Usually it's like a golf equipment. We don't really play for money as much as we do with this big trophy. And, you know, if you... We have an MVP, we have an LVP. LVP is something you don't want to win. And so, yeah, these guys, you know, if you didn't know we were best friends, you would think we're worst enemies. Yes, that's perfect friendship. You just got perfect friendship. That's where if like you walk past a group of guys, you're like, are those guys about to fight like no, actually they've known each other for 20 years. Exactly. Yeah. All right. So has anyone ever been kicked out? Has anyone ever

been not asked back? Oh, yeah. Oh, why? You know, like I said, there's a core, such a click sometimes, it's crazy, but you know, there's several of us that I've known since early grade school, a couple of them from kindergarten. So there's a core group of about 12 of us who've known each other forever. And then there's been a couple that have come along, you know, over the EO college, then good work friends, and, you know, if they fit into the group, they get to stay. But there's been a couple of guys who just were like, why the hell the, who invited this dude? And so I'm not going to say any names, but yeah, there have been a couple that have been,

haven't been asked back. That would be like the biggest disappointment of my life. If you got invited to Buddy Games, and then you didn't get asked back. You thought you had a biggest disappointment of my life. If you got invited to buddy games and then you didn't Can ask back you thought you had a great showing. Yeah, we all got along real well. It's like the invitation. It's better to love than loss than never of love. No, I would have I would never want to be invited to buddy games and get invited and and then be never asked back. Oh you two You two would fit in just fine. Trust me. Oh, we might have to be in me games. Was that invite you actually hate? Yeah, I'd be down to go. Can we do a podcast of the games as we could we could have like a we could like telecast live.

Yes. Yes. Yeah. Or get Jake Marsch on the play by play. Yes. We could absolutely do that. Yeah, I would actually love that. How do you say is there like one commissioner that stuck around throughout the years Bob the Bob father He's the guy. We call him buddy glue. He's the guy that sort of gets it all going It's he and I that that run it every other year We kind of take a year off and then the other guy takes over We usually other do it at my cabin

Out in Minnesota or we go to this year we're going to Mizzula, Montana. Okay, so when it comes back to Minnesota, we're in. Oh, I love that. I'm not kidding. Okay, yeah, no, we're in. So if it goes to Minnesota next year, we're in. I like it. Like it travels around. It's like a big time bowl game. Everyone gets a spot.

So Bob sounds like a great dude, because that's the other part of like your entire buddy games and what I was saying about Friends getting together you need that one friend who is very Proactive and being like we're doing this because if you don't have that then it all falls apart. So shout out Bob He needs that he needs the shout out Yeah, that's the truth if you don't have that dude that keeps Everybody in contact. Everybody, you know, life happens.

You grow up, you get jobs, you have families, and you lose touch with your buddies. And thankfully, for Bob, that he's sort of kept us all tight like that. Yeah, is this a, like, significant others in invited situation? Families invited or is it just the buddies? No, we don't.

We usually on Saturdays, so it goes Thursday, Friday, Saturday, usually, or is it Sunday the buddies? No, we don't, we usually on Saturdays, so it goes Thursday, Friday, Saturday, usually, or is it Sunday, Sunday, Friday, Saturday? I think it's, I think Saturday's usually the last day and everybody goes home on Sunday. So the big, the big, the last big event is Wiffleball. And it's really fun, because it's like, it's like, you know, soft, it's like a big softball.

It looks like a softball game. Only we do it in a giant field, we put a fence up and we invite spouses and parents and whoever wants to come. But you know, the first two days before that, it's just the boys. Yeah. Oh, that's great. Sounds great. Yeah. I mean, I mean, yes. I'm so it. It's really fun. Yeah. It sounds like now, are you cutting in anyone from your buddy group into The buddy games show are they getting any are they wet in the beak? What do you mean are they are they competing in it? No, are they are they getting a little cash production?

Yeah, they are they be guys Bob is a partner with me on this. I couldn't do this without him trust me. He would have my head Bob is a partner with me on this. I couldn't do this without him. Trust me, he would have my head. Okay, and also the truth is he brings a lot of value because he's got great ideas for games, a lot of which CBS loved. So yeah, he's uh, in fact, he was, we shot it in Columbia, Bogota, Columbia, the TV show, and he got COVID on this flight out to Bogota and was, you know, quarantine the way from the rest of us. So I never even got to come to set. He flew all about there and I didn't even get to see him other than he's like, you better not come up here. I don't know if you know what I think I might have COVID. And so I went up and knocked in his door and like stood back about 20 feet just to say,

hey, man, are you okay? And I'd left him a couple of things in front of his door. Well, then I get COVID a couple days after he leaves. And I swear to God, I wasn't near him. So everybody on the production thinks that he gave me COVID. So he's worried that they're never gonna let him be a part of it again because he gave me COVID and we had to shut down for a few days.

I feel like I know Bob. You should actually do the next season, or I guess next year would mean big catcom. We should do that one in Columbia too. Yeah, I feel like that would be a good venue. We'll do a Columbia for Travis too. I feel like I know Bob because he's like, it's not the fact that he had COVID,

it's not the fact that he wouldn't be at a pre, he just was pissed that he probably can't be part of like, just dudes hanging out. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean, he was not happy because it was, you know, he was looking forward to coming out there and seeing it and, you know, it's a lot of flying to just sit in a hotel room for three days and fly back.

Yeah, have we figured out what the game's going to be the wild card game is this year? I think he knows, he hasn't told me yet, I'm not sure, but I'll be sure to report back. Yeah. He's kind of city, how's that sound? Yeah, the one that you were talking about sounds like American gladiators, just on the lake.

Well, there was another one where we had to stand there. In your underwear, about 25 yards away, and each team had to put the helmet on and underwear again, and you got to sit, they got to stand there, they said to stand there. And you hear the, when you hear the, the paintball gun, if you flinched at all, you lose points.

And so it's like literally standing there in front of a firing squad having to take this But it's the the visual of these dudes who you know You know, we're almost 50 and standing there on underwear wasn't it wasn't pretty And so I could send you some video of that although I'm not sure I'm not sure it would it would Be okay with the rest. It's great because I also feel like every group of friends has a game that they grow up playing that is like native to whatever house they had or whatever backyard they have. Every guy grows up playing nut shot too, which is just you sit across a room from somebody,

open up your legs and then just roll a basketball at their nuts and then you can't flinch and you just have to watch the basketball rules. You're sad. Yeah. Sort of the same ideas though game I just explained only. Yeah. Much more slow. Yeah.

But yeah. This whole rules like I don't know if my my genuine excitement for not only the show, but potentially maybe being part of buddy games like I hope it's coming through because this is actually like whistle. We're building a huge office in Chicago, 40,000 square feet. And a lot of what we're doing is similar to this where it's like, let's find the dumbest games

we can compete against. Because people love watching like friends just play stupid games and fail. And it doesn't have to be like some crazy athletic thing. It's just watching friendship and stupid things happen, come to a screen, it's just the best. Yeah, you're gonna love the show then, that's pretty much what it is.

And the best part about it is that these guys, I didn't want it to feel too much like things we've seen, whether it's, American Ninja Warrior or even amazing race. These are all great shows who are extremely successful, but we wanted this to have like that. You need to be able to feel that these guys have known each other, these guys and girls have known each other forever.

And so some of the games are required physical prowess, but some of them are how well do you know each other and how well do you know who can okay Who's gonna canoe across the lake who's gonna be strapped to the giant cornhole board? Who's gonna actually do the tossing you know that because you know these things who's good at what? Mostly because you've known them for so long, you know I could I could tell you exactly which guys in my group would be good at which particular events So a lot of them had to do with you, each one of them had to contribute in some

different way. Yeah. Yeah. That sounds amazing. Yeah. It does. I'm very excited to watch, very excited to participate. We should probably get a little bit into the Vikings because last time you were on the show,

we laid into you pretty good about the Vikings and about the Kirk cousins. Yeah. I'm actually on the other side this year. I really find Carson Wentz, by the way, is our backup. Did you really? No, I wish. Okay, Jesus Christ. I was about to say something dice about the Vikings.

I would have instantly retracted them. I wanted people to commented on the fact that I was on your show. I loved you on part of my take. I was like, did you like the Carson Wentz part? Not so much. Yeah, in a show, the entire premise of this show I was like, dude, did you like the Carson Wentz part? Not so much. Yeah. In a show, the entire premise of the show is us being as wrong as we possibly can be about sports.

Your Carson Wentz take was maybe the worst take that we've ever had. Yeah, you outtaked us. You outtaked us. You possibly. Somebody's gonna pick him up and he's gonna come back. He's gonna do it. God no, we're not gonna get into that again though.

I've got to switch this off season on the Vikings because it turns out I've come to terms with the fact that I genuinely like Kirk cousins. Yes, me too. He's a very nice guy. He's a great dude. My personal feelings towards Kirk were more about feelings that I had in the past about him always being just good enough to give you hope and then smashing that hope The Vikings offense was was pretty good last year and you got better on offense and you have a good defensive coordinator

You can't be any worse than you were on defense. So I think I might be back in on the Vikings Yeah, we lost a bunch of players though, but apparently we picked a bunch up Yeah, I feel the same as you do about Kirk. He's apparently just a nice dude, but I still have a hard time thinking he can take us all the way. You know, again, he's sort of not a great showing in that playoff game against the Giants. But again, that's not all his fault. He did play really well. You need one of a bunch of games that typically we lose. So, you know, that was his the best I've seen in play last year, for sure. Yeah, and it does feel like, I don't know, last year, we all kind of felt the same way.

They were winning all these weird games. It felt like it was a fluke-ish. Now it's a new season. You can, you know, that doesn't carry over. They could have a totally different season where they're winning games differently. Yeah apparently it's new decordinated what's his name again? You got a chorus right? Of course he's apparently they are really high on him and you know we couldn't be any worse than we were last year and the Vikings are usually stout

on defense so it was tough to watch how porous we were. So I'm thinking he's gonna bring back the, you know, the Vikings defensive, oh, hopefully. That's, it's just gonna be good. Yeah, that, you just described by, by the way, one of the worst feelings in all sports when your team is known for one thing and then they finally can do the other thing well and the one thing they're known for just completely evaporates. Yeah, it's like, hey, you can always rely on our defense and it one thing they're known for just completely evaporates

Yeah, it's like hey, well you can always rely on our defense and it's like oh we have a decent offense Justin Jefferson's the best receiver in the game and the defense is nowhere to be seen. Yeah, yeah It was not it was not good and we have the players too. I just didn't I don't understand it is weird You just say scheme. It was scheme. Yeah It is nice to just think though, like it can't get any worse than it was last year on defense. So if the offense becomes 31 to 32, I think we're three personal league defense. Yeah. Now if you got I do pairs might have been worse. I reserve I reserve the right to stand by a take though. If if the Vikings get out to a hot start, I might

just start including last year's point differential on this year's stats too. And just say like in the last 18 months, the Vikings have the worst point differential of any team that's won this many games. I might still do that, but I do. I kind of believe in that. Are you, are you fun? Is it fairs fan or something? No, it's just fun.

It's just fun. When you have a take that you get addicted to, it's hard to let it go, you know? Yeah. It's never, it'll like you and Carson wins. Never let addicted to it's hard to let it go, you know, yeah It's never it'll like you and Carson wins never let a good take time never let a good take time all I care about is 2023 and and yet least Give me some hope every year. We've got hope every year. We say this is the year and it's been I think 61 years Yeah Josh, I want to play a fun game that we play with everyone. It's called we read a headline. So I just searched your name and then news. I'm going to read this headline. Josh Duhamel has become a bit of a Doomsday prepper in case shit hits the fan. What's out about?

Yeah, I've got this recurring, I don't know if it's a nightmare or a daymare of a shit hitting the fan in LA and I need to get out and I've devised a plan to get out. And if I do, and which I will with my family, we have been building this place out in somewhere in the north woods, that I think that we would be okay. So I don't know. It's just, maybe it's just a hobby. Maybe I'm a crazy psychotic, you know, conspiracy theorist, but you know, any little thing goes wrong in L.A. and things seem to lock up quickly. They go sideways and so that's that's just a it's been a a thing that I've that I've worked and it's been a lot of fun building the place out there by the way. I bet.

Project. Do you now is it set up to host buddy games? Cause like what if she hits the fan, but buddy games still has to happen. Yeah. Yeah. We could do both for sure. We have a fishing derby. That's one thing we do, by the way, is a fishing derby and I would just keep all the fish, freeze them so we'd have food for the next several months. Yeah, I like to bring them out there. To make them, make them, make them play and work at the same time.

Yeah, you don't work, you don't eat. Did you have, have you started like stockpile food? Like freeze dried shit? Yeah, yeah, two degree, I haven't become that psychotic about it yet, but I do have the infrastructure to, to, you know, live comfortably for a while. I like how you phrased it to a bit of a Doomsday Prepper. Just kind of dipping your toe in.

I don't think that's how that works. I think you're either or you aren't. It's a binary thing. It's like you can't be like, oh yeah, I got this little side hobby. I'm building an entire fortress. In case shit, it's just, I just a bit of a Doomsday Prepper.

Well, you know, I don't want to be that much of a you know a Debbie Downer. I want to I mean I feel like it's it's been fun too. I also wanted just a place just to retreat to that was out in the middle of nowhere and it's something private and it sort of turned into okay so I'm gonna need a big generator. I'm gonna need I mean gonna need to you know osmosis, the wells enough to be able to be a bit of a doomsday proper. You have to sell it with some stuff. You are a doomsday. Hey, you got to think about these things, man. Have you purchased seeds? Do you have like an enormous amount of seeds that you're waiting for? I do actually. I do.

You got a doomsday garden. I started learning how to see a bit of a farmer now too. Just a bit of a farmer. Bit of a farmer. Bit of a farm. I'm learning how to tell and seed and grow stuff. It's all happening incrementally. I can't give 100% of my time to it, but I do it really enjoy learning, you know, basic survival stuff. So what is the Doomsday scenario for Los Angeles? Because you've obviously thought about this, what's the most likely scenario where just

LA comes to a standstill, like reigns one day, the traffic on the 405 is too bad and you're like, fuck this, I gotta get out to my cabin. Yeah, what qualifies as, you know, reason to the dart, I guess. It's 54 degrees one day. You know, they take out our skull towers. So they take out our gas, so they shut down gas stations or any,

and if you remember in 2008, they started having to, there's shortage in gas and there's a book that I read that I think that started me off on this path was called Patriots, a guide to surviving the coming collapse I think it was called and it sort of played a sort of book. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

You don't buy that book, the Patriots guide to the impending collapse of society. You don't buy that unless you already want to become a new subscriber. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, because you're still a regular guy living a regular life, you're just making a break glass in case of emergency plan. I'm just taking necessary precautions, man. That's all. I don't wanna be caught with my pants down. Yeah, you are. You won't. Wait, so this book, so you read the book,

and then you're like, oh, this makes a lot of sense. Yeah, so what they did, did you read the book? No, I did not read the book. Yeah, so it basically plays out to 2008 scenario and you know if it had gone if we hadn't gone in and saved the banks he plays out what would have happened or what could have happened in a really realistic way and I'm like yeah I mean because and I've seen you know, something goes sideways in LA and there's riots in the streets and people are, you know, and freeways can lock down quickly. So, you know, any, it's a very delicate environment, you know, things, if things aren't, you know, copacetic, things can go sideways here quick.

And you only have, you only have the freeways out and those can lock down quickly. So how do you get out? Well, dirt bikes, dirt bikes is the answer. Oh, dirt bikes is the answer. I like that. You are reminded when you watch like a documentary about 2007, 2008, we all believe in money

and that's why money is worth something. But the second that we all stop believing in 70,000, eight, we all believe in money and that's why money is worth something. But the second that we all stop believing in cash, then yeah, we are kind of in a scenario like what you're talking about, every man for himself, things go off the rails. Now let me ask you this, have you, are you a member of any online forums or message boards dedicated to prepping?

No, no. Okay, just a bit. Yeah, you're a bit of a good, doomsday prepper. Yeah, yeah, that is. Yeah,, okay, just a bit. Yeah, you're a bit of a good doomsday prepper. Yeah Yeah, that is yeah, I think you are a bit. It's not all the way What we don't want to see you go all the way you would be on the show I should actually be doing a better job to be honest. I'm I'm not entirely ready, but I'm getting there get you always get more ready Yeah, and every time you see a headline in the news about a UFO visiting, you're like, yep, all these idiots out there, you're dumb,

you're not ready. I'm ready for this. Yeah. Yeah. Well, I say I am, but then, you know, one thing goes wrong. And I, how do I change the tire on my motorcycle? Oh, God, I'm screwed. Yeah. And also like, oh, shit, I got a, I got a I got a meeting with With the studio on Friday. I can't miss that so we're gonna have to delay Well, Josh, it's been awesome man. We love having you on actually I got one more question Because I I went back and read some of your bio before we started taping today And I saw that you were you were voted male model of the year in 1997 I thought we talked about this last time didn't we did we we talked about how good-looking you are today and I saw that you were you were voted male model of the year in 1997. I thought we talked about this last time didn't we?

We talked about how good looking you are. I think we spent a majority of the interview just being like, you're hot, tell us about that. I was actually hoping for a tip for me this time. If you win a male model of the year competition, I have to imagine you've got a look, right? Like there's a certain look. Should we go from Doomsday prepping to male model of the year in 1997? You it all can you just can you tell us how you how you turn on that look where it's like Yeah, this is my modeling look. This is the hottest that I can be yeah, it was it was it was a My modeling days were short-lived man. I was I Got off to a star, but then I was just really insecure about it and didn't,

it wasn't comfortable. I didn't really have a look. I think that's part of the reason why I was not successful. As I, I had more of a deer in the headlights looked than a blue steel. And so, yeah, I wasn't incredibly successful at it. Yeah, well, a lot of the year. Yeah. You do do it all. Well, it was for IMTA. It was a thing they do in New York City where all these aspiring actors and models go. And I got asked to go to this thing and they sponsored me because I didn't have any money

and I'd never been to New York. So they took me to this thing. And over the week, the word got out. It was between these three guys. It's dude from, forget where the other guy was. Kansas or something. And then there, and then another kid from, I, a Cedar Rapids Iowa, who was Ashton Kutcher.

And so we were both, we both kind of came up at this convention for, and we're competing for the male model of the year. And we did it all, man. There was like full on, like walks down the runway in our speedos. There's a fashion. There was, you know, they had photo,

it was like a, it was truly a real life, Zoolander. I love it. And you beat Ashton. I did, I did. That's the one thing I beat Ashtonat in my career. Yeah. All right, so my last question, rowback question, R-H-O-B-A-C-K dot com use code take 20% off

your first purchase, Q-Zips, Polos, HOTI's, joggers, shorts, everything rowback.com promo code take 20% off. So Josh, this, we love having you on. You are a recurring guest. You have to come to Chicago to for our buddy games when we get it all set up. And we would, if the invite is real, we will absolutely come to Minnesota next year. But my last question is,

so you kind of have it all. Mail model, you have the Doomsday prepping, you're a great actor, you've been in a ton of movies, you've got great friends. Have you thought about the fact that the one thing that keeps you normal is that your football team sucks. And what happens if they actually want it all, people might start hating you.

I don't care, man. I'll take that super rule victory. They can, they can hate all they want. I want that, I want that super bowl. And, uh, so yeah, I'm not worried about that. Um, I think, I think that people would be happy for the Vikings. It's almost like, well, good for them. They finally did it after, I think there's

what the two or three teams that haven't won it. How many teams? The Chargers, Vikings, Grandwires. Grandwires, we want to have them today? Not that super bowl. No, super bowl. Lions, there's not a bunch of, if you take out the new teams, like the Panthers and like the Texans,

but the old teams that have been competing for a very long time, it's pretty tough to not have a superman. And by the way, they're one of the top 10 winningists team. They're in the top, like winning percentage, they're top 10s, so they've always been good. So that's what makes it even harder is the fact that, you know, we're always in the conversation, but never can quite pull it off. But I feel like O'Connell's got the goods,

our head coach, Flores. I think I feel like this is the regime that could do it. Yeah, down in cook, everybody. Well, what's gone now? Yeah, yeah. We did, I think I did the stats. We did that on purpose. Yeah, yeah, cook everybody. We did we did I think I did the stats. Yeah, there you go. He did the stats.

I think last year. The Vikings have been to the playoffs like 30 out of the last like 45 years or something crazy where it's like they're always in the playoffs. And it's definitely a different. It's like the reverse coin of like a lion's who don't go to the playoffs and are just sad. So all right, so you're okay if people start hating you if the Vikings would at all. I'm okay with that. I'll take a super bowl with victory.

I didn't even fight for me. Yeah, yeah. Okay, we'll help make sure that everyone hates you. Thanks. All right, well, Josh, thank you so much, dude. We love having you on. We do have to set it up when we're set up in Chicago because we are basically building what you've described in Buddy games.

So we're building recess. Yeah, we made it. We made an entire offset of recess. Yeah, you and Bob got to come and we'd love to have you out. Hey, if you get a chance, check out Buddy Game Spring Awakening too. I think you guys really dig it. Yes, yes. I'm all in on Buddy Games.

Give me everything with Buddy Games. It's the second movie that just came out and made. It's really fun. I love it. I love it. Give me a video game of Buddy Games. Ooh. Ooh, I like that.

Then you don't have to go see your buddies. I'll take 10% off that. Yeah. We just put it all into the cloud. Uh-huh. Yeah. Take away friendship. All right. Well, Josh, thanks so much, man. Appreciate it. Bye, guys. Josh Tumel is brought to you by game time, the exclusive ticketing partner of bar stool sports. We're going to be cold season ticket holders. Shout out game time. We're going to be giving away tickets to every Colt's game. It looks like big cats matching right now as we speak.

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off your first purchase. Terms apply, go to the game time app, enter your email and redeem code PMT. You get 20 bucks off your first purchase. Some terms apply. All right. I'm trying to, I'm trying to finish my, my, my tickets, but I'm, I can't, I can't do it where they don't automatically renew. I don't want cold season tickets for life

So so that same thing happened with me there's a question like a series of questions that they ask you Yeah, and the first one is do you want to sign up for like forever colds the auto renew and there's only a yes answer There's nothing no you did it. Yeah, so I did it So I'm gonna call him tomorrow and be like hey, I I just wanna let you know I'm not renewing these. Okay. That's not happening. Yeah. Jake, you're gonna have to do that for me.

Okay, I purchased cold tickets. There it is. I just hit submit. So I have matched. We're just gonna give away cold tickets all year. We're gonna give away. I can't believe I never thought that I would be a cult season ticket owner. And here I am. Life comes at you fast. Thank you, Mr.

Erse. Yes. Thank you, Mr. Erse. You, I mean, it's a thank you for me too, just because we don't talk about dance side or anymore. Yeah. He changed money. The dance side of jar. We're not allowed to say that name. Yeah, he changed my life. Okay, fire fest of the week. Let's do it. Hank, start us off. Yeah, we were talking about lifetime stats. The day I'm not rush more and I was thinking about this after. What do you guys think the lifetime stat of how many haircuts you've gone

your life? Not that many. Yeah, P.F.T. is ahmm. Not that many. Mm-hmm. Yeah, P.C. is a bad person. Yeah. You probably calculate the ballpark. I get like one every three or four weeks. So that's like, uh.

Thousands. That's what I couldn't figure out thousands. Yeah, I don't think it's thousands. It's definitely not thousands. Could be. You never know. No, it's definitely not thousands. Because we see you get 12 haircuts a year Hank goes to the math. What's 12 times that's 360 for Hank?

You're not 90 years old Hey, it's not a world renowned educated person maybe Jeff DeLos 1000s 90 years old this 180 that's barely a thousand. Yeah And you get one as a baby. Feels like thousand, you never know, whatever. Hundreds. I got a haircut yesterday. This is the first time this has ever happened to me. It was driving me nuts.

The barber turned me around in the chair for the entire haircut. So I had no idea if, like, I just didn't know what was going on in the whole time. You know, sometimes they turn you around for a second and do something to your back, whatever, then they turn you back around. So you're looking at the person, cut your hair.

He turned me around and did not turn me back around for 45 minutes. And it turned out fine, but I was kind of losing my mind when it was going on. I was like, is this guy just butchering my hair? I scare those. I don't know. So two things, either one, he wanted to create

a sense of community in the barber shop and wanted you to talk to other people. I was looking at a wall. I was actually on the farthest, I was on the farthest chair, and I was turned towards the wall. I kind of liked it. It's kind of the surprise.

Yeah, it's the surprise moment at the end. Who that was driving me nuts. I was like, I just didn't know, and I kept like kind of trying to like, you know, lead him and he just, he was not having it. So were you happy with the result? I was, but it was, it was, it was 45 minutes of anxiety that I wish, you know, wasn't the case.

Damn. That's brutal. That's brutal. I, I, I got my last haircut in Brooklyn and I, I posted out on saying goodbye. I've been doing that for a few things. Is that a lame move? I just I don't like doing good buys and it's like, yeah, I kind of know the guy, but also like maybe he'll just think I died and that's kind of cool too. Yeah, I was good buying him. He'll either think that you died or that you moved away in your an asshole for not saying bye. Yeah, or that you secretly don't like his haircuts

anymore and you're going somewhere else. Or that you secretly don't like his haircuts anymore and you're going somewhere else. Or I just decided never to get my haircut again. Yeah. I had a pretty hard felt goodbye with the guys at the convenience store next to the office last time I was there. I was like, this is it.

It's weird. It's been real. We tapped up. Because the people he told the older guys, I come here, he's going. Yeah, it's it was nice. It's people you see every day, because I you know I'd see the people who cut my hair like at the bodega and all that stuff like oh hey what's

up but yeah I just I pussyed out maybe I'll go back and say goodbye I've like one more day or two more days and I can do it I'll probably say goodbye because that's not gonna do that yeah I might I might because I he always did Super Bowl squares too so maybe I'll just be like, hey, get me in on the next year. Yeah, you still one foot in. Yeah, right. So we've got some connections to Brooklyn. Yeah, exactly.

All right, PFT. Yeah, my firefests, I mean, I can't really complain about anything. Life is very good for me right now. This is the happiest that I've been. I really, I feel bad even complaining about anything because this is everything that I've wanted happen today. So I'm so excited about that. So I guess my firefighters is just that I've had really chapped lips recently. And I'm always afraid of using too much chapstick because that's how they get you, right? You get addicted to chapstick and then you

have to use it more and more and more. I never you've never used it. See, and your lips are great, Hank. You have some of the best lips I've ever seen, Hank. Very highly kissable. Thank you. But I don't really know how much chapstick is too much chapstick, you can get me addicted to it. But I've tried using Vaseline, I've used other chapsticks, and I just can't get over the chap lips.

Use trisower cream. Yeah. Is that is that a thing? Try maple syrup. You guys are just gonna get me fat. You uh you probably have a sunburn. That's yeah that's what it is. Well, I mean, you got you when you came back from vacation on whatever was Sunday. I was like, whoa, you got sunburn. You definitely have a sunburn. Yep, I've got sunburn lips. Yeah, okay, that's nothing. So just wait, I'll just wait it out. I'll be good.

Yeah, you'll be fine. Allo. All right, my fire fest, I have a few, one just moving socks, I didn't realize. Well, moving is one of those things that you just kind of forget how much it sucks and then until you actually get in it, you're like, oh yeah, this really fucking sucks. And it really, really sucks when you got three kids in a dog, you have to like manage all that shit. So I'm just been a bad day, bad, it's gonna be a

bad few days for me, just bear with me because moving sucks. I also have Fire Fest, Justin Field, said he's gonna throw over 4 yards this year and then it just Triggered the reaction online being like oh my god the bears have never had a 4000 yard passer And also if he doesn't throw a 4000 yards this year then it's gonna be like oh, they still don't so that sucked The fact I quote that was bad and then finally We're going on great week soon. We got great week in two weeks. And Max told me, I won't say who about a sponsorship deal.

And he was like, yeah, they want us to, they want everyone to shave their face. And I was like, I'm in if everyone shaves their face. And so I think we should all shave our faces. I mean, yeah. I mean, I said it's it's it's it's right. The numbers. It's you want to help the sponsors that help us. Correct. They really would like if you did. Well, no, I will do. I said I will have no problem because Max is like they want you to do it. They said they want to me to do it.

And I was like, yeah, I'll do it if everyone does it Strengthen numbers and now Max and Hank are not being team. I also figured out so we don't have to do this But we should do it as a team That would be funny. It sounds like this is something that the sponsor really wants and I want to I want to give the sponsor with it There's already solution here. What's prettier? What'sier than all of us just bearing our insecurities to the world? Nothing is the answer is such a I mean, I'm not shaving my beard. Yeah, say whatever you want. What for Hank? You're not gonna be a team player. I Put it I risk I'll like you know if a Beckham's up that's fair. I'll do it. But I'm not just gonna fucking sponsor Hank What about a sponsor? There's a lot of down in shaven.

What did you say? Pin them to shave. Billy's you gave it to me. See Billy's face. You have a fucking computer. They used to be pulled into an ethernet cable. I'm not there right now. Okay.

Well, listen, Billy's Billy's going to his face is going to be a black screen today. Yeah. We have, okay we have okay have no video Of them or it'll be like a one frozen free stream throughout this entire episode that that's just a four warning for everyone Like watching YouTube. I will not see Billy's video in this episode. Oh, and you can't see how wetty is So what he showed up so wet. I'm not wet anymore Yeah, you didn't know he recorded and had to run like 20 blocks to get back

to wherever you're going from. You look a little bit like a frat version of Will Must Champ right now. He's like a little dance. I was playing pickup basketball and the showered in take. And no, but then I got the after sweats from the show. Yeah, I know the showered in take.

It's the worst. Either way, I apologize to all you WL's I guess we're not shaving our faces. No, I'm down. I even said I would shave my head Yeah, so am I I know I'm on the house that the advertisers pay for you guys No, no, they want you know they pay for us. We're no we miss the team. We lose the team. That's a team No, you guys are so we can profit share. Yeah, we'll profit share off this deal. No problem. No problem. On down. On down. Yeah. Billy's down. If we're talking down. If we split everything evenly, no, no, this specific ad we will, I will pay you out

of my pocket if I have how much whatever they, but whatever the number is. No problem. You want, and guess what, if the number is in what you want, I got cold season tickets here, I can sweep the deal. We're gonna work on some days. Okay, all right. Well, I'm, I saw, I'm, I don't know why you do this to me. I apologize to you, but Max, it's Max's fault. No, he's addicted to seeing my fat face. Max, I have a fat face.

I face with the fat. No, you like my you like looking at my fat. Yes, I do. You have one who cares you know, you got a family, you got kids, it doesn't matter. What does that supposed to mean? I still want to look good. It basically hangs saying that you gave up. Yeah, like it does. No, it's like hey, gave up on showing his face. Yeah, I did. And we never showed that we did. Hank, I hope someday, I hope someday you get married to the love of your life. And she's like, I don't like your beard.

I'll shave it then. How's it? Okay. Billy, you're firefast. So first fire fast is my dog won't go down a spiral staircase. So I've had to carry him about twice a day down the spiral

staircase. He will go up. We've we've made progress, but I'm basically carrying like 110 pounds over my shoulder down a spiral staircase twice a day, which is fun. Hopefully we can make some content of him learning how to go down. Second fire fest is I just realized

that everyone is going to be in Chicago on Sunday and yes, I did this to myself, but it's still a very sobering thought. But yeah. So. Yeah, Billy, I took a look at your spiral staircase. Kind of been a denial about it, but yeah. No, we Billy, I took a look at your spiral staircase. Kind of been a denial about it, but yeah, no, you we know you've been a denial about it. You've definitely been like, this will never happen.

When you saw your spiral staircase, did you see? Smith in the house on Sunday at the office. Did you think yourself like, why do you going to have no problem in all with this? It's basically a vertical staircase that you have. No, I... Yeah, I know, I absolutely knew he was gonna have problems, but I was in denial about it. But I don't even think Billy's like,

internet cutout, or speaking pattern cutout. His brain cutout. I'm really plugged to eat their net back into your ear. Yeah, his brain is delayed right now. All right, well, Billy, yeah, I mean, yeah, it was gonna go. Time moves on. Yeah, yeah, shit happens. Jake, next fire first. Yeah, well, we have great week. Great week will be your finale.

Go ahead, Jake. Yeah, so I'm sitting in my new apartment right now. As you can see, if you're watching on YouTube, I have my boxes, but I have not. I have a lot of things to do. I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it. I'm going. Yeah, so I'm sitting in my new apartment right now,

as you can see if you're watching on YouTube, I have my boxes, but I have not unboxed anything because I am in an ADA compliant apartment with the shower head that is lower than my head. It has an extra little peephole, the towel racks are lower, so I might have to do some shifting around, So stay tuned. What do you mean by shifting around getting the wheelchair?

Every transferring apartments. Did you know I look at any of these apartments before you you you pick it's very unlike you. That's something I don't know or build. I did. I did and they sent me similar videos and they said the unit I would be living in is identical. The video is I got. Wasn't the case, so stay tuned. Maybe you're prepared for anything. And maybe you just give off the vibe of a paralyzed person.

You think about that? Your voice or something? Something happened where they're like, yeah, we got to get this guy now If you are changing does that mean you don't stand with disabled people? Well, that was a bad choice of words, but you know what I'm saying No, I 100% stand with disabled people Understand next to yeah, okay, because if I if I were you I would keep that I would keep it and be like I understand. I understand. I understand. Okay, because if I were you, I would keep it and be like, I understand, I'm not gonna make a fuss.

Yeah, like learn what they have to go through. It'll give you perspective. Do you have the bar? Do you have the bar next to your toilet? It's like, it's like, no bar. Yeah. No bar. Come on, Jake.

I respect and, I don't'm, I don't know. I don't know. I agree with you Jake because you are taking a spot from them right now. Yeah. Exactly. It's like when somebody parks in the handicap space, that's what Jake's doing with his entire life.

Really uncomfortable doing it. So we'll see. I've got some meetings tomorrow and we'll figure it out. Is there any features that are like an upgrade? That you're like, oh, this is kind of sick. The walk in showers gotta be nice. Jake, are you worried, like karma wise, if you go and make a big fuss and get switched,

you're gonna have like a tragic accident. The two. I'm just asking, I'm just asking. I'll have to come back to this department. I'm like, I I'm just asking. I'll have to come back to this department. I'm like, I would be scared of that. It's like switching your flight or something. You know what I mean?

It's like, oh shit, what happens if the other, you know, the flight I switched to? I view it in the perspective like PFT said, I'm taking this place right now of someone who needs it more. Very self-reliant. Yeah, very self-reliant right now. And my other one, this is from a few weeks ago. I hope sometimes when I get a hotel room that's ADA compliant,

some of the features are better for me. Yeah. Oh, you're taller. Racks are nice too. The barns stand up off the toilet when your legs fall asleep. Yeah, living for a year is a different story. Okay. Only, oh, this would only happen to you, Jake.

I'm the happy it has happened to you, because it really is not different story. Okay. Only, oh, this would only happen to you, Jake. I'm the happy it has happened to you because it really is not your fault. And it is a very easy way out to be like, yeah, I wouldn't take it from someone else, but we have put you in a sufficient pickle. Right, so it's tough. I thought I'd be moving in today, but now I'm just sitting in an empty room

with a bed and a desk. Do you think you're too good to live in an ADA compliant apartment? No, I'm just uncomfortable staying here with someone else who might need it more. So wait, so, so your fire fest essentially is that you have working legs? I feel so uncomfortable. Where's the microwave, Jake? Is it a skip, Bayless waste level microwave? You're, you're basically complaining that you are like,

you're like, yeah, this is bullshit. And they gave me this thing, my legs work. I have a skip too, I forgot to say that. I'm skipped up. What? What do you mean? I gotta skip, micro. Oh, really?

Not for a skip. Yeah, I got my first skip. Nice, yeah, that's so cool. We'll see what happens. And my other fire fest is I visited in the sleep way camp I went to a few weeks ago, and I reft of 15 and under Color War basketball game. Why is that a far fest?

Because it was a disaster. I got told, a 14 year old told me, I need another pair of glasses. Oh. That's awesome. That's awesome. And half time, I made a vast of the kids who won the jump. Oh, that's awesome. That's awesome. And half time I may have asked the kids who won the jump.

I don't know about the ball. So, if you did a bad job, are you saying? Yes, very bad job. Were you rooting for one color over the other? No, no. What do you mean color wore basketball like Wisconsin against Kentucky? What do you mean color war basketball like Wisconsin against Kentucky? Thanks. You're stepping into rakes right now. No, like Yeah, God, yeah, the Jake Jake, let's focus on what really matters is that as an adult, you're still using the phrase sleep away camp. Yeah. I'm actually surprised that the term color war is not changed. That's a good point. I mean, like, why would it smoke in camp? Yeah. Blue versus green. But yeah, that's that's the week I'm having. Hopefully the next time you hear me, I'm in a different apartment. Jake,

someone needs to make the meme of the the bloods and the crypts holding the bandana bandana together with ref Jake behind them. Yeah, but it was a good experience. Sounds like it was great. Yeah, it was awesome. Yeah. All right, let's finish it up. Last show ever in the studio. Yeah, so this is the retiring.

We should, I'm going to have them ship it because we haven't figured out what to do with it. So we'll sell it or maybe we'll put it, We could we can hang it in the raptor. Yeah, do something like that. Put it up, you know, as like a member of Bilia. There was a poll. Hey, could you see the poll? A poll? A poll. The guy who kept all the numbers. Billy stopped reading that mic. guy who kept all the numbers. Billy stopped breathing that mic. Uh, no, I did not see the poll.

Uh, uh, six times. There we go. 18. No, that doesn't count. I said numbers on my literally said numbers. And then I stopped. I didn't hear it. I didn't hear it on my end.

I didn't hear it on my end. Okay. Well, Max will be stop breathing to the mic. That's that's the inner fear. That's a producing by Max. You were trying to suck down the mic. That was 10 for 17. Okay.

We got. Does anyone remember gone to an arrow? I think 20 will have gotten to an arrow. Shout out to the dude, Big Cat. I don't know if you saw the dude like he like tweeted out as her de-emptus like in like May and said, Hank shouldn't get the last lottery ball number in the studio.

Remember, this is the last one in the studio. Yeah, this is the last one. No, but I'm gonna be a little winner. Oh, well that's it. I'm the reigning champ of that machine is mine. You can just ship it to my house. So the guy who did the poll said that I have won five times and he had Everyone wrote examples. He had five five times

So I only saw I literally saw him be like here's five big cast as he has five wins I'm gonna catch some videos and then he attached two videos listen. I respect all wins I've never said anything about Michigan claiming 14 national titles. so I'm very consistent with this. I am the rating champ Okay, means you ever gotten this nope, you've never gotten it remember Billy got it for the first time And then he retired and someone else got it and I got it on the next show. Oh, yeah, I'll be back to back Yeah, all right. I'll go with I'll go with 85 20 big-hack out of twice in a row But just one wasn't on the show. Yeah, I did get it twice in a row Got it. No means never got it. It's about to hit right now

79 Let's do another one Now, yeah, yeah, this is counts Let's do the same numbers. We'll just go same numbers. Bye studio. I'm a miss studio too. I'm going to miss the wall. I think I still have cable boxes in that studio that I need to return. Yeah, that's going to happen. 53. Let's see one more there. Let's see one more. Everyone at numbers. No cable boxes. Wait, put it, put them back into 18. Put them back in. Let's do one more Everyone numbers no cable boxes. We put it put them back into 18

Put them back in. She's not Mickey Mouse Mickey Mouse. What is going on here? Just give me 69 just can you give me it for the last fucking one? I thought I had you know I take 17 I'll take 17 bill you have a computer PFT. What's your number that? Not a computer. PFT, what's your number? That plug is on to the internet. I'm not at a computer. Me? Who's that? I'm not at a computer right now. Did you guess the number?

Thanks. 17. No, I had 17. 100. 40. Let's do another. Damn. Should have picked 40.

We'll keep all the same numbers. Third time. 40? No, I got 17. You can't do another. Damn. Should have picked 40. We'll keep all the same numbers. Third time. 40? No, I got 17. You can't do that. Alright, fun. I'll go back to 85. That's fine.

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