Pardon My Take - Justin Fields, SodGate From SB 57, Things We’re Doing Now That Football Is Over + Guys On Chicks

Episode Date: February 15, 2023

Football is over and we’re ready to close the book on SB 57 but first SodGate is discussed and why the Eagles may have been screwed(00:02:27-00:30:00). We list the things we’re going to do with our lives now that Football is over(00:30:00-00:48:00). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including Valentine’s Day being cancelled thanks to Kyrie Irving(00:48:00-01:06:37). Bears Quarterback Justin Fields joins the show to talk about his season, smokescreens, what he’s working on, being a vegan and a face to face with Jersey Jerry(01:06:37-01:42:35). We finish with Guys on Chicks(01:42:35-01:54:19.)You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

Hey, pardon my take listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. On today's part of my take, we have QB1 Justin Fields in person. We taped it on Friday Super Bowl week. Very excited for people to listen to this interview. We're also going to talk about Life Without Football. It is the first show without football. We have Hot Seat, Cool Throne, we have Guys on Chicks and a reminder on Friday we're going on vacation so Friday would be Dungeons and Dragons but it's all brought to you by our friends at Better Help. This show is sponsored by Better Help. When you're at your best you can do great

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but we've turned the page PFT. We're once again without football. Yeah, we're trying to move on, trying to collect ourselves. It's always a weird time of year for us. This is when we kind of go crazy a little bit on the show. Expect like a week and a half of complete nonsense, like more so than usual on this podcast because we're just trying to, we're scrambling. We're trying to find ourselves. We're trying to switch seasons. This is the time of year where we famously got arrested at the dog show because it was the first week without football and we had no idea what to do with ourselves. But yeah, it's been, I'll say this about whoever made the calendar. Go fuck yourself for putting Valentine's Day the day after the day after the Super Bowl. That snuck up on everyone.

No one had any idea that. So if you got in trouble for forgetting Valentine's Day, just tell your significant other, literally everybody forgot about it. It didn't happen this year basically. It didn't happen. I think, I think someone pointed out that in 2027, Valentine's Day is Super Bowl Sunday. That is just a big fuck you to every guy in the world. Yet again, I'll stand up on my soapbox and say that the universal by should be enacted. We should push this easy even a further week back so that we have the Monday after Super Bowl off with President's Day. And it always feels like when, when football ends, it's like, okay, I'm done with winter. I want winter to end as well. So we need to get football all the way to the end of February.

And then we'll be like, winter's over as well. We're all good. We're out of this. So again, we should have a bi week that there's no NFL football in one week sometime, maybe in like early December. So I'm going to get their Christmas shopping in reset with their family. You could put some bowl games on that Sunday. And every team gets off every team's fresh for the stretch run. And then we get Super Bowl Sunday on the Sunday before President's Day Monday off, winter's over. So yeah, that sounds like a great idea in theory. In practice, when that Sunday would happen to us, we would go insane. We'd be like, where the fuck is the NFL games? I agree. But but it would also be 18 game season solves that problem. But we are pro player pro player. So we can't really,

I can't go out and say like straight up, make them play 18 games. I'll just say it would be wonderful if the season ended on on the day before President's Day. So we got that time off. Also, you're absolutely right about like, I can deal with cold weather and winter when there's football on TV. So if I see snow on television, and big dudes run around hitting the shit out of each other, I'm like, hell, yeah, I'm winter tough. I can get through this is good football weather. But the second it's over, if you don't have football, what's the point of having football weather when there's no football? It's it's very simple. The calendar, like when people like how do you deal with winter? December winter doesn't count because everyone's in the festive

mood. You bundle up, you drink some whiskey. It's a fun time. January winter doesn't count because you have playoffs, you have NFL playoffs, so you get excited before every weekend. You're like, Hey, Monday through Friday, whatever, I'm just thinking about the weekend. February winter, when there's no football, come on, come on, guys, we need to have it. So it goes all the way to the end of February, then you turn around, and it's like two weeks till March Madness, and then boom, next thing you know, you're napping on your couch with the Masters. And then it's a few games of baseball, then boom, football's back. Then we're smooth sailing right back into football. Yeah. Now, if if if this did happen, and we got the week off, the biweek,

pro bowl week was the week that the Super Bowl is right now, that would mean that occasionally Valentine's Day, yeah, would be on that Sunday with no football whatsoever. Perfect. And that would be perfect for America. Like the Sunday of the biweek actually should be Valentine's Day. We should stop making it February 14th. It should just be whatever that biweek is before the Super Bowl, when there's no football on TV for everybody to be distracted by. Yes, yes. And we will, obviously, we love talking about all the other sports I do like when the calendar turns a little bit just because we can get into other sports, March Madness coming up, NBA All-Star weekend is this weekend in Salt Lake City. So the plan is we're taking a brief vacation. We will have a new

show for everyone on Friday. So be our Dungeons and Dragons show. This one is special because we did it in front of the green screen. So make sure you watch on the YouTube as well. And if you have not listened to any of our Dungeons and Dragons episodes, we are starting a brand new adventure. So you can go into it fresh. And it was by far the best one we've ever done. We had Nick back on, Nick Tarani back on. It was like what, three hours of Tim Woods just taking us through the darkness of his mind in just a beautiful, beautiful way. Absolutely. The first absolutely from Tim Woods of the year hits so different. Slaps. And I think it might be one of the funniest things we've ever done. Like visually, visually, it's going to be amazing. I saw some of the clips behind

the scenes. And yeah, let's just say that Hank has a hard time keeping his pants clean in this one. Yes. The graphics that have gone into this are like actually insane. It's going to be like one of the best productions that like Barstool itself has ever done. Yes. There's like 100 different graphics and 12 guys working on this. I say the funniest thing that we've ever done, what I really truly mean by that is the funniest thing that Quigs and Trey and Evan and everybody else that helped produce this behind the scenes has done. The visuals are just electric. So listen to the podcast, but also it's a must watch on the YouTube. Yes, it is. And we do. I mean, we do love doing episodes non football season. That's we get to stretch our legs, do different stuff. We actually

already discussed an idea of maybe doing a man movie Friday in the summer where we only watch the best action movies and do a review. So that might happen. Talking John Claude Van Damme, just all his entire anthology. That should be our book club. Yeah. The Andrew Luck book club for part of my take is just watching movies and then talking about man movies and March Madness is coming up, which is my favorite time of the year. So let's do some Super Bowl cleanup though. Max, I saw Max today walking in the office. He was maybe the saddest thing that you can do right after football season ends. He was just trudging through. We went out to get lunch. I think he came back with a salad, such a bummer to be like, Oh, well, my team lost and now it's

salad time. How are you feeling, Max? I need a lot of salads. Are you coping? Because like Monday, I was it was a travel day. We all traveled back from the Super Bowl today. I woke up and I was like, Damn, I really wish the Eagles had just won that game. That was really mean of them to not win that game. Yeah, I was thinking the same thing for sure. And for some reason, there's a lot more people that are noticing me on the streets now after this. Oh no. And it's a lot harder when people just come up to me and are legitimately just like, I'm really sorry for your loss. And I don't really know what to say to that. I'm like, Yeah, you know, it sucks. Because then they go into it more and it's like legitimately looking and they're like, Are you okay with this stranger

that's happened way more than it's ever happened before this game on Sunday? Yeah, you do have like a part of you did die. It was a part of your soul that like is different now because you went through that experience. It is. It's like your own version of PTSD. You have Post Mahomes Traumatic Syndrome disorder and actually shout out to the guy on the Instagram page that saw I saw this comment your face after the game in the iconic pose that you have in the chair where you're just looking at the thousand yards there. And somebody commented like, this dude looks like Post Mahomes, which was just so so such a perfect name for your sad face in that situation. But Max, it gets better. It does get better. And you know what what's probably

going to happen is I'm sure that Villanova is going to go on a nice little run for you. You said that you care more about Villanova than you do about the Eagles. So having Villanova get back in the tourney, they're probably going to win. They're probably going to win the conference tournament, get that automatic qualifier, slot in underdogs. They're going to make it. They're going to make it the final four and you're going to be on the moon again in no time. This is Hank. By the way, everyone is back, Billy. Welcome back. Hank is not back. He's playing golf right now. So we're all here. He's playing golf. That's fine. Vacation is a sacred time for him. So Max, I have something for you though. The Chiefs for the Better Team,

I fully admit that Patrick Mahomes is maybe the most likable star ever. Like I, like he, he's won two Super Bowls. He's won. He's had an incredible start to his career and I, I still like him a lot. Like that usually doesn't happen in sports. He did also chirp me after the game. This was after we recorded. He just hit me up and just said, sorry, bud, and crying face, emoji, crying face emoji. So that hurt a little bit. But I have something for you, Max. Okay. You ready for this? Because everyone needs something to cope with. And I think the holding penalty was whether you want to say, oh, they shouldn't have called them. James Bradbury admitted to the hold, the hold happened. I actually, PFT, that here's my take on the holding penalty. I

actually think it was bad coaching. I think it was bad coaching because the coaches should have told them the only thing that can fuck us here is a first down. If a guy burns you, let him score. So in a weird way, like that's coaching where you have to know situational awareness. A touchdown is not the worst outcome there. The worst outcome is what exactly would happen a first down in the game ending with them kneeling. Yeah, in real time, when we were watching that after they got that first down, and then they, they had that run that looked like, I think was Pacheco, that was he was getting close to the goal on and then he led up at the last second and went down. That's actually also a bit of coaching on the Eagles because the Eagles were very obviously

letting McKinnon try to score. The Eagles should have made it look like they were trying to tackle McKinnon because McKinnon on that run saw that everybody led up and then in his mind, he's like, wait a second, that's right, I got to go down. If they were actually chasing him or like pushing him towards the end zone, that's what I would have done if I were the Eagles in that situation. Yeah, yeah, I agree. And I also had the discussion that I know that people get mad at Jackson Mahomes, that he had that video of him dancing behind Patrick talking on the desk. I actually, I'm totally reversed now. Well, actually, I never really hated Jackson Mahomes. I think Patrick Mahomes is even more likable that he's just such a ride or die family guy,

where he's like, yeah, my, my brother wants to make these, like, let my brother live, like, let him have fun. This is my moment, but it's my family's moment. Fuck everyone else. It makes me like Patrick Mahomes even more. Listen, who out there doesn't have a fuck up brother? Eric was an asshole. We've all dealt with this type of thing. And when it comes to your brother like dancing behind you, he's done a great job. Jackson shout out Jackson for voluntarily or maybe he had a talk with Patrick who knows, but Jackson made himself scarce this season. He was not a distraction. And Patrick's I have a hard time like going after an athlete's wife or like making fun of it. It's weird. Okay. That are high school sweethearts. It's really weird to attack

somebody. There were a couple like things that got caught on just like sideline cameras and stuff at basketball games and people turned it into a big thing like Patrick and Brittany are at each other's throats. That was always a little bit uncomfortable for me. But she she also kind of took herself out of the public eye this year a little bit. And it's like, okay, we're gonna we're gonna take a step back and let Patrick do his football season. And now that we want it's fucking on. And that's exactly how it should be. Yeah, everybody out there has family members that get on their nerves sometimes and credit credit to both of them for for making it work. It seems like whatever they did this season, I don't know. Jackson might just go on a victory tour of all

victory tours. But that's fine. Like I just be on the sidelines for actual games next season. Instead of calling plays, they'll have him like signal the plays in by doing a different form of the gritty. That would that would be actually kind of funny. Yeah. Yeah, they they all work together this year. It's in and Patrick Holmes is like I said, one of the most likable superstars. He's the best quarterback in the NFL. He's the best player in the NFL. The Chiefs, I do think like the fact that the Eagles didn't get a single stop for the entire second half. That's when championships are made. So there's no I'm not going to sit here and gripe. But but if you wanted to maybe gripe and cope and be angry at something, I may have spent a little bit of the morning

doing some research. This is an alternate like I'm accepting defeat. Max, you've accepted defeat for anyone out there who doesn't want to accept defeat. Here's what you could potentially talk about. I hope I yeah, right. Sodgate. Sodgate's Israel. Sodgate is very, very real right now. Sodgate PFT. I don't know if you've done any reading. We talked about it on Sunday, how bad the field was. George Toma, the sod father that was being just completely, you know, like walked around. Hey, the sod father has done it. He's done every single Super Bowl 56 Super Bowls he's been at. This was his last Super Bowl. The sod father, George Toma PFT. Where do you think he worked for the for the majority of his career? I think he probably worked

somewhere in the Midwest. Hmm. He worked for the Kansas City Chiefs. He has two Super Bowl rings. He's a Kansas City, uh, Kansas City resident. He's a Kansas City Chiefs fan. He's the sod father. Before the game, he actually said he was referencing the Super Bowl against the 49ers. He said, I said, Commissioner, this is about that Super Bowl. I'm sticking up for the Chiefs today. Me and Lamar Hunt were so close. This is again before the Super Bowl against the 49ers that they won. And then it goes on to say this year, things are different. He, he, the commissioner told me that I can't stick up for the Chiefs. He says, George, you work for the league. The league pays you. You've got to be neutral. George Toma went on to say, if I had two hearts, one would be with

the Chiefs and one would be with the Eagles. Billy, do human beings have two hearts? No. Okay. So he's only got one heart. So if he had two hearts, he would root for the Eagles as well, but he only has one so he can root for the Chiefs. And he also went on to say, which is a little false flag. Actually, I hate to say this, but the halftime show is more important than the game. I don't, that makes no sense. The game is the most important. Now, okay, guess what? They're both playing on the same field. You can't complain about the sod father when they're both playing on the same field, but do they both have the same knowledge PFT because the Eagles had to change their cleats multiple times. The Chiefs never

changed their cleats. And a guy named Ollie Connelly went through the tape and he went through every single play and he charted it. The Eagles defense had a player slip on 38% of Patrick Mahomes drop backs. Five times they had multiple slippages. The Chiefs defense had a player slip on only 14% of Jalen Hurts drop backs. No multiple slippages. Again, this is, I, this is, this is fantasy land I'm living in. I'm just, I'm presenting facts that if you would like to cope, this might be how you'd want to cope. And maybe I did this for an hour this morning. So if you know anything about this podcast, you know that me and big cat are, we're big turf guys. We're like, okay, it needs to be a uniform playing field across the NFL.

It should be the artificial turf, the field turf that you see, the level of technology advancement that we've got into it. It's just like playing on nice grass, except you don't need to mow it. You don't need to water it. It's just the perfect playing surface. So that's number one. So we were right about that. As far as the sod father goes, we talked about the specific breed of grass that it was. It was Tahoma, Tahoma 31 grass. And it was developed by the Oklahoma State University sod team, right? The Oklahoma State University sod team has been bragging about this. And it's a combination of golf grass and football grass. All at the same time, I found out why they changed the seed of the grass. They changed the seed of the grass because in the wintertime, if you just

have their standard ryegrass, it turns completely brown. You can't have that. It's they needed the green grass. So that's why they incorporated the rye into it. Now you're telling me that the sod father was the guy that was responsible for rolling that out by hand. The sod father was part of the process. He has other guys working for him. But the sod father again has two Super Bowl rings. And let me just remind you one other fact. He's done every single Super Bowl. He was retiring after this one. That's interesting that he wanted to go out with a win a third Super Bowl ring. The sod father just submitted his own dynasty. It's it's also interesting that he's named after an organized crime figure. Is that really the person that you should be having in charge of it? It

sounds like it sounds like the capo de tutti capo knew that at the end, you could set off one last car bomb on his way. I also think he stole the name from the White Sox groundscrew guy because I've always known him as a sod father. But either way, you actually bring up the natural turf aspect. Wouldn't that be interesting? PFT if there's a, you know, maybe a mini mutiny by players saying, hey, we want to play on grass. We don't want to play on on turf. It's not as safe for us. Roger Goodell says, OK, I'll hear you guys out. Oh, whoops. Grass is a skating rink for the Super Bowl for the Eagles, not the Chiefs. Sounds like we have to do turf on every field. Yeah, this is this is a false flag operation, potentially. Again, I'm not accusing anyone.

George Tomah, two times Super Bowl winner for the Chiefs of any three times, sorry, of any wrongdoing. I'm just presenting facts. Billy, once again, humans have how many hearts? One heart, one heart. Well, one has two because she's pregnant. That's true. She has two heart beats. But if I had two hearts, one would be with the Chiefs and one would be with the Eagles, he added. Hmm. And he did say before Super Bowl, was it 53 against the 49ers? I said, commissioner, I'm sticking up for the Chiefs today. Me and Lamar Hunt are so close. Is wait, is this guy the dude from the the old, was it the Snickers commercial that was painting the end zone for the Chiefs? And he's like hand painting every blade of grass. And then at the end of it, the player comes up to

him and says, this is great. But who are the chefs? And then it zooms out and he just painted chefs in the end zone. Yeah, all time commercial. I think that's this guy seems like he's getting a little bit full of himself. Also, I probably thought this game was all about him. We didn't bring it up on Sunday. But did you guys see when they were painting the end zones earlier in the week? And it was in the Chiefs end zone above it. It said end racism. And everyone's like, huh? So they changed it to it takes all of us and the Eagles end zone said end racism. That's that's nice. Actually, you know what? Shout out to whoever spotted that because we would have roasted them. The internet would have cooked them for that. So instead, you know what? That's why it's

important like every big organization that does large viewership events should have one just internet troll on their staff to look at everything that they're putting together and be like, what's the internet going to what are you going to get roasted for here? I'm actually going to throw this in the conspiracy file. I think that they were did that on purpose to hopefully be a false flag for the shitty field in George Toma three times Kansas City Chief Super Bowl winner. But they got found out early enough that they had to switch it because wouldn't that have been the story? Huh? Huh? Huh? Very interesting. Just asking a question. So Max, have you done the same rabbit hole? Yeah, I had that exact tweet pulled up. Like as you're saying it, I had the percentages

of how many times the Eagles fell. It's it's so it's just fandom one on one that you lose a game. And again, I maintain the Chiefs for the better team. They made more plays. I won't maintain that. Okay. Well, they played better in the second half when it matters and the Eagles defense just no showed. But if you're a fan, you can't just accept a Super Bowl defeat just laying down. You have to find a reason why this happened and why they should replay the game. And Sodgate is that reason. So Eagles fans go for it like Sodgate forever. I agree. You got it. Yeah, it's important to have something to cope. And James Bradbury took that away from you when he said, Yeah, I cheated. That was fucked up by James Bradbury. I mean, again, I get it. I

understand he didn't really did probably he saved that well like a lifetime of getting hunted down by a bunch of Eagles fans just like trying to try to put bombs in his mailbox. But as far as as far as the excuse that you don't any longer have goes, that's tough. It's tough for Eagles fans to not be like that's taking tack. It shouldn't be should have been called when the guy himself is like, Yeah, I reached out to grab. I grabbed the back of his I gave him a little Shannon sharp on the back of his arm there. What if James Bradbury knew about sod father and Sodgate and was like, people are going to complain about this and not complain about Sodgate. So I have to come out and say that I did hold them so that we get all the attention on Sodgate. This now is what it

must feel like to live inside of Billy football's brain. I don't really like it. I question everything now. Well, I'm curious to know, Billy, which conspiracy, which conspiracy have you been reading the replies that replies about? Well, I did have the sod on the hot seats. I thought it was how they were trying to try to stop jail and hurts his quarterback sneak just like take out the wrong. No, but it was it was the defensive line that suffered the most. I know no sacks. What were they historically great defensive line? One thing that you're not mentioning is that there's there's also a screenshot of a an apparent face mask on the jail and hurts fumble recovery. Oh, we've got to stay focused on side. No, this is just another thing that I've also been

looking into. This is this is fans coping one on one. I love it. You just this is how you have to operate as a fan after a bad loss. You just have to screenshot everything and complain about everything. And then slowly as time passes, it just goes away. This goes deep. It sounds like there's like multiple instances of things that you can blame here, Max. Yeah, I love the fact that you're looking at a face mask on a return fumble that probably happened like, I don't know, 30 yards away from the ball. I just sent the screenshot. I sent the screenshot. Let's see it. Also, also, everyone did see Roger Goodell hugged Chris Jones and say, I don't care how you tackle the quarterback, just throw that in there as well. While you guys are looking at this, I

have to mention that you mentioned James Bradbury, juju Smith Schuster on Twitter 15 minutes ago posted a Valentine's card saying, I'll hold you when it matters most. Yeah, he's huge piece of shit. That's that's no, that's the difference between Eagles and the Chiefs, though, is that the Eagles, you know, we've taken accountability for everything. Yeah, we've been talking about the saw. No, no, no, no, not me. I'm not taking accountability for anything. But the players themselves are just class act through and through. That's why Bradbury isn't throwing the refs under the bus when he knows that he didn't actually hold. When I think of pieces of shit, I definitely think Kansas City Chiefs not filled off the Eagles. Correct. No, not fans. That's the players, players,

players. Max, I'm watching this right now. This Max, this is sad. This is sad. But he's got a cope. He's got a cop. Yeah, I get it. I get it. You I think you get like, you get a month of cope. You get until the new NFL league year. Yeah, whenever that is, once free agency hits, it's on to next season. But no, that one's it. That was sad, man. It's nice because at the end of the day, no one wants to see their team get beat so badly that it's like, all right, there's nothing that could be done about it. Just like 49ers fans spent a couple of weeks being like Brock Purdy didn't get hurt. It would have been on just like Chiefs fans or Bengals fans talking about Joseph Assai, you know, late hit out of bounds or the extra play the Chief. You just have to do it. It's

the only way to get through it. And I hope that in a bar in Philadelphia for the next five years, they're talking about this Super Bowl and they're like, but did you know about sod father? Did you know about the guy who's got three Super Bowl rings from the Chiefs? He did the sod and the and the Eagles fell down 38% of Patrick Mahomes past rushes. It might also be that the Chiefs offensive line was very underrated and they played the game of their life. But let's just go with the sod. Yeah, we need to you can dive into the deeper numbers and see if they slipped on 38% of the plays. Oh, no, this guy was this guy. Was it was was it slipping or was it just falling down? There's sometimes people in football games fall down. Yeah, there was one play that is getting shared a lot

where both edge guys like beat their guy and just completely fell down. What was the Super Bowl where the left tackle I forget who it was, but like literally got put on skates. So he he got hit and then he started sliding back into the left like JFK's head just like on on one foot and it just glided across the entire field. I want to say was on the Panthers. It might have been Super Bowl was that 50 between the Panthers and Broncos? Yeah, yeah, you might be right. That was that's probably classic sod father at it again out there. Yep, he's got his favorites and he plays them. Interesting. Just very, very interesting. His last Super Bowl ever. You can't really you can't put a guy in jail who's not doing the Super Bowl next year. How do you retire from mowing grass?

Well, he's that's what that's what most people retire to go to full time. He's 94 years old. Oh, we should be talking about that. Yeah, he's 94. Why is a 94 year old in charge of installing a playing field for this is where it kind of falls apart. I don't think he actually installed anything. I think he was kind of there in like almost like a emeritus fashion where you showed up was like grass is good. He was directing. He has you don't think he has his guys? Yeah, his son works for him. Well, yeah, come on. Come on. It's a family connection. Damn. All right. Well, that's Super Bowl cleanup. Um, should we do let me do an ad and then we'll do our things that we're going to get into post football and then we'll do hot seat, cool throne.

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follow through this year. This year is going to be different. I'm actually motivated to try a few things. Because it seems like I've been around a lot of people playing golf a lot recently. And it seems like the best time ever. And I golf once every two years. And when I do, I absolutely hate it except for one shot that I usually hit towards the end of the round, where I'm like, fuck, now I can't quit golf anymore. But it seems like the best time ever. And I've got a full set of Taylor May clubs that are in my living room just leaning against the wall. I think my forearms healthy enough. I've been testing it out a lot recently to see if I can get back out on the course and actually be able to swing a golf club. I think I think this is the off season that I get really into golf that

I I get out there and I'm like, you know what, I'm going to break new series. I'm going to break 120. Oh, I'm going to I'm going to break 120 before and not by cheating. I'm not going to cheat except on maybe one waterhole. I'll cheat on one waterhole. But besides that, I'm going to do it straight up just clean as can be. I'm going to break 120. I'm going to get out there and play more golf. I'm excited about it. And you know what? I'm going to start there where I'm at right now. There's a driving range. They said that it's free. I'm going to go over there this afternoon. Hell yeah. Get get a few get a few shots up. How you say it? Jake, is that what you say in golf? Get a few shots up? Sure. I might play some golf this weekend, too. I'm going to. Yeah,

you know what, PFT, I'm going to join you. I've already broken 120. I shot a 72 at Shinnecock, but I will. I'll try to do it again. I broke 130 last year in Nashville. That was huge for me. I shot a 126. I did some people pointed out that I just had zeros on three holes because I skipped those. But if you skip them like that, you talk about like being honest and around of golf. If you skip a hole, you put a zero on it because you didn't you didn't play that one. Wait. So like people were saying that that's cheating. That's called load management. Yeah, exactly. I'm not trying to I'm not trying to go out there and rip my UCL off my elbow. So that's number one. I'm going to go off that bird up. I'll need myself. There's a bird. Whatever you want.

Shut that bird up, Jake. Throw rock at it. Number two, this was easy. I'm going to get a word of the day calendar. Nice. So I'm just going to do I'm going to be a word of the day guy and I'll I'll just have to incorporate over the course of any day. I think I can do that. And then number three, I'm I'm going to run a marathon at some point and then not put not tell anybody. Okay. So you're so you're never going to know when I do it. Well, one day I'm going to come in and I'll have just run a marathon. I'm going to be the first person in the history of the world to run a marathon and not tell anyone about it and not talk about it at all, except for right now, which I'm doing in advance. But I'm just letting you know that I will have run a marathon at some

point this year. We do have a 5k plan that that max every time I say it, he gets very upset. There's a 5k for pause Chicago in the fall that we're all going to run. And I think that would be very funny is we all have to run it. And then right before we get there, one person gets to ride on a bike and videotape it and we'll like draw straws. So it's like literally right. Imagine the thrill of showing up to a 5k and then not having to run it. It will be incredible. And then everyone else has to run it behind the bike while we videotape the whole thing. I deserved to win that. I deserved to win one. It will be such a thrill. The COVID tandem bike ride that never was. Well, it was raining on Friday. It rained. It rained like three Fridays in a row and then

you lose all the momentum. And that's everything when it comes to bike ride. I'm going to I'm going to I will have done a marathon at some point. And you guys are just randomly be like, Hey, congrats on the marathon. And I'll be like, thank you. And if I've run it already, then I'll count that as your thing. But I'm not going to tell anybody. Okay. Just at some point, I'm going to be very sweaty. Okay. And hurt. Billy, do you have things that you're trying to get into? I'm trying not to get too deep into conspiracies. Oh, okay. That's not going to happen. It's hard every year. I try and that's that's your big offseason plan. Also try not to get suspended. Try not to get spent. That's a good that's good offseason. The offseason always gets me. Yeah,

it does. You're like the Bengals. It's not necessarily the offseason. It's like May through June. Like you can look it up on a calendar when Billy fucks up. It's like right when school ends. Yeah. And Billy's just used to being like, you've got just a constant case of senioritis where you get to the end of school, you're like, Okay, now I get to fuck around for a little bit. Yeah. So really button down the hatches in May and June. What about what about what about the Jets project? The Jets project, hopefully, that should be a thing that you should maybe put on a list of things you're going to actually that is the thing I'm getting into. Okay, there we go. A bunch of other projects pop up between getting that project done and

actually one of them is next week. Jake and I are going to be heading down to the PLL championship series. So it's going to actually be posted. That's a project you got into. Yep. That was the advertising. I was going to say it's a big test for Billy not getting suspended because Billy's role down in DC is literally hanging out in a beer garden with fans. Oh, wow. All you can drink beer garden. I'm going to be broadcasting two of the games. Billy and Duke's who works with us. They're going down to entertain people in a beer garden. Oh, no. This is I do love though that we PFT texted the whole group last night was like everyone come with like a list of things they're going to get into in the off season and Billy's main thing is not fucking up.

Yeah. Well, no, his first thing was like, I'm going to try not to get into conspiracy theories. Like he very, he very honestly did not have anything prepared at all for this segment. But now now it was more the suspension. It was more the suspension. Just don't get suspended. Yeah, it's a good thing. So Billy, you're going down and you're going to get hammered with lacrosse players. That's for your. This is truly like we have a lot of moments on this show where we think to ourselves and we even say out loud, this is the perfect job. We think it's we think it's so much fun. This job is incredible. We get to do something that we love every single day and we're very extremely thankful for it. But Billy has somehow found his way into an even better

job. Yes. For himself, which is showing up and getting his house drunk with lacrosse players and also getting suspended with pay where he just doesn't have to work whenever he fucks up by not working and do what you love for a living and you'll never work a day in your life. His suspension is literally just to let him do what he did to get suspended for. Well, yeah. Right. Exactly. Yeah. Okay. Good less Jake. What's yours? Yeah, this was out of last week. I'm going to try to get into competitive pickleball play played for the first time in Arizona at the New Amsterdam vodka house. It took a while to learn the rules. Stay tuned to our YouTube. We had to restart a game because I didn't know the rules,

but now I think I have them. I think I have them down pat. I have my own paddle. I brought home courtesy of the Stella blue coffee sponsor that we had in that video as well. So I'm going to try to start playing competitively. Look out for some tournaments and see where we're going to go from there. Yeah, we played pickleball, not for me. It's just mini tennis and I maintain that my same problem with tennis that I have with pickleball is anytime you put an object in my hand and I have to hit a ball. I'm just like, Oh, I wanted a Homer and the whole time I'm playing pickleball. I'm like, this would be so much more fun if it was a wiffle ball home run derby. And I just can't get out of my brain. That's all I want to play. So I usually like when, if I

tennis the same way, after about five minutes, I'm like, let's hit some fucking dangers here. Yeah, pickleball, it was a lot of fun, but it takes away my, the thing that I like to do the most in sports like that, which is just it really disgusting type spins because then I make the person like run around and get frustrated. And it also is just easier for me to do because I don't have tremendous accuracy or power and pickleball is very hard to spin the ball like dramatically. Yeah. So I don't, but it would be, I understand why people, especially older people and Jake are into it. Yeah. But I don't think it's anything that I'll be able to get into that said we are diehard fans of the DC pickleball. Well, I was just saying it's fun to watch. I watched them

play pickleball. That was fun. But when I have the paddle in my hand, I'm like someone just fucking try to strike me out real quick. So my, my standard of what is real and what is not a real sport is if Jake can beat me in the sport, it's not a real sport. Correct. And Jake, Jake whooped my ass pickleball just like completely crushed me. And Steven Shea is also really good at it. So with those two points of data, I'm going to say pickleball fun for some people, old people and jakes, but not a real sport. Yeah, that's fair. Given my tennis and ping pong background, I feel like if I put some effort into it, I could be a good player. You could be pro. Yeah. Yeah. Max Memes, you guys got stuff? I do. This is coming off of this past week. I think it'd

be a good idea for me to get into cooking in this off season. Oh, number one. Wait, why is that related to this past? Number one, I feel about as unhealthy as I've ever felt before in my entire life right now. Well, you just played in the Super Bowl. Yeah, I just played in the Super Bowl and number two come Tuesday will be down $6,000. Yep. So those are two things that, you know, Ron already paid me by the way. How do you do it? He paid me Venmo. Yeah. Here's a quick update. Ron said that he refuses to ever watch that game again. So he just paid me. So you're on your own for the stream. No, I'm going to pay. I'm going to pay. I'm going to pay. Pay days tomorrow. I'm going to, I'm, by Tuesday. No, you don't have to do it by Tuesday.

You can, you can extend it. We can do a payment plan. No, we're going to, we're, it's going to be by Tuesday. Okay. Only fans? No, only fans. If you want to do the stream, I'm definitely. I also, I also want to say that there's been about 100 people who have asked me for my Venmo and I have not. Well, what is it? If people were, no, no, no, no, no. What would it be? No, no. I'm not going to say it. Is your name Max Valente? No, my name is, is it Philly Maze? No. Well, my, oh, it's your real name. It's my real name. Okay. Batgirl memes. So you're getting into cooking and not opening up your Venmo. Yeah. No, I'm getting into cooking. I like to cook, but with this job, I haven't had a lot of time and I'm going to get back into cooking. It'll be healthier. It'll be more frugal. And I

just think it's a good offseason thing for me to do. All right. So that's, you should, you should do cooking videos too. Yeah. That's one thing that we don't have a lot about. What about, what about Chris Cooks? What about Chris Cooks? Oh, Chris. Yeah. That the alliteration there works. Yeah, that does, it does. CC or Christopher. Christopher. Yeah, Christopher Delente or Chris Cooks. I like the name. I like the name Aldente Delante. That's good. Aldente Delente. Shout out, Bubba. Yeah. I became up with that name. Yeah. All right. That's a good list memes. I'll do mine. I'm going to get it physical. Oh, let's go. I slept like two hours, two hours a day during football season. So she's going to get a health check. Yeah. That's it. It really does wear us

down. I don't, I, and again, PFT just said that we do have the best job in the world, but there are moments where it's like, fuck, man, this is a long season. You know, one thing I've learned about sleep recently is that sleep isn't just like day to day. If you sleep for five hours a night on a regular basis for like, I don't know, four or five months, and then all of a sudden you just give your body complete permission to sleep in as late as you want. Your body tries to make up for all those hours that you missed. And sometimes, sometimes all at once. But yeah, Max, you are memes. You said you're going to get a physical. Yeah, just one. I'd like the results of that. We could read it on the show. Yeah. Can you, we should all get boxing. You should all

get a physical. Let's all get physicals and do it on the show. I need a couple of weeks to get on a scale. All right. So let's say physicals will be, let's do physicals right after March Madness. Everyone will get a physical and then we'll, we'll release the results. Well, that's tough too. Cause we eat like crap during March Madness. It's right before, right before I'm going to be I love when Jake, whenever we have March Madness and Jake's like, man, we're eating like shit. And I'm sitting there like, this is just like, what are you talking about? A burger and fries. That's lunch. Yeah. Yeah. No, I know. Sub. Yeah. Like something normal. We'll get like an Italian sub and Jake will be like, Oh, I ate like such shit today. It's like,

like a man. Well, I'm eating ice. That's a pint of ice cream. I'm like, wait, we did. Do we want to do one like on selection Sunday? So before the big wave? Yeah, we could. Everyone has their physical before selection Sunday and we release our physicals on selection Sunday. That'd be fun. Yeah. Okay. We'll do a bracket. Yeah. Our physicals can compete against each other. Yeah. Okay. So everyone's got to get their physical before selection Sunday. What if we all got blood panels too? Yeah. Like full blood panel to the physical. Well, I'll get physicals. I'm excited for physical. They're going to tell us. Yeah, what goes what goes into a physical? What is a physical? I think they just check

your like balls. We're getting close to where they're going to start checking our asses. I don't want that. That's that's the one that I'm worried about. So if hypothetically, I went to the doctor and they just put like their fingers in my butt, then this I I'm going to leave that doctor's office. I've just been basically telling myself for the last like 10 years that science will catch up to the point where I don't have to do that part and they can just scan it. So I got two more years. I'm hoping that's the case. Yeah. Okay. So physical, huh? Physical before March Madness. We're all doing it. All right. My list number one, I'm going to be a dad more, which is nice. I miss my kids. It was fun coming over from Super Bowl week. They were very excited

to see me. But Sundays, like in the football season, I leave my house at 1130 in the morning. Now I could be around all weekend. So I'm very excited for that. I love my kids going to be very fun. I'm also going to try to microdose mushrooms. That has nothing to do with being a dad, but I think that would help too. Maybe just start microdosing every day. Can you get me some? Maybe. Okay, Billy's got me. Here's one. Alright, so reading is always on the list, but I never do it, but I just put it on the list because that's just I have a bunch of books I'm going to read not. This is my big one. And I think people are going to laugh at it, but I'm going to try to get back into Olympic weightlifting. I did it when I was in my 20s.

I'm going to start doing all the fucking weightlifting. Yeah, you're talking like, yeah, cleans and jerks, snatches, everything, everything. What do you think about that? That's kind of like, I've done it before. I want to see if I can do it again. I will probably end up being very, very injured, but yeah, I hope not. I hope not too. I'm knocking on wood. Microdosing wall lifting and being a dad. Perfect combo. Yeah. My kids can spot me. Watch that do this trick while I'm high on truth. It just, it seems like, it seems like every Olympic style lift is just designed to snap your lower back. Correct. No, that is exactly what it is. I'm going to start small.

Doing Olympic weightlifting, but on like ridiculously low amounts of weights and super high amounts of reps, like, like five pound weights and just like banging out some power cleans. I'm going to, I'm not going to push the weights. I'm just want to do, I want to do the exercises again. I really did enjoy it when I used to do it. So I don't know. Do you think Billy wants to try to get into some Ollie with me? Some, I mean, Olympic weightlifting, I even avoid just because of the injury potential. So I see that I know me. That's, that's pretty wild. Yeah. I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it. I'm going to fucking do it from what it sounds like across the board.

We're going to be the healthiest podcast in the world. Yep. Yep. In like three weeks, just wait. March madness is going to just sneak up on us and be like, well, we'll do those later. No, final four abs. Yeah. Final four abs. Right now. Yes. Yes. All right. That's a good list, guys. Hank. Oh, wait. Hank texted us. He said, I'm going to try to get the number. He's never going to get it. He also didn't text that, but yeah, he's never going to get it. He's such a fucking loser. All right. Let's do hot seat, cool throne. Then we'll get the Justin Fields hot seat, cool throne brought to you by our friends at Pringles Pringles big game ad was

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brutal backup positions as, as interviewing with the commanders, but it's, uh, at this point, I don't know what to think about Eric, but he must be the world's worst interviewer of all time. I don't know what's, what's been happening with him. A lot of people have, have pointed to it being a race issue. Um, I don't, at this point, I don't know if I can say that about Eric being because there's got to be, there's got to be some reason why he's been through this every single off season and he's never gotten the gig. Everyone's been saying like, maybe he wants to stick around and, uh, take over for my homes. I don't think Andy Reed's going to be walking away from my homes anytime soon, but it's, it's great to know that the commanders are probably going to

benefit from that because we're personally on a record three year long streak of being the least racist NFL franchise. So this kind of fits in right with that tradition. And, uh, I, I'm happy that we're going to get them, but still I'm a little bit concerned because I don't know what this guy has done over the years to not get a gig as a head coach elsewhere. I think he's bombing him on purpose. I really do. Cause I think that being the offensive coordinator of the Kansas City Chiefs is better than being the head coach of like 20 franchises. So he's like, yeah, I'll just go through the motions, bomb this interview and then I'll get to go be the offensive coordinator of Patrick Mahomes and, and keep piling up super bowl wings rings.

It would be funny if I said wings there. That's bad for the health stuff that we're trying to do. I think, uh, what if he just keeps bombing the offensive coordinator interviews on purpose too? But he just keeps, that would, that would be the real tell. That's how you know that he would be bombing it on purpose, shout out Obama. If he went through these other interviews that were like less grandiose and still rejected those or didn't get offered those jobs and kept going back to the Chiefs. Um, yeah. So I guess Eric, the enemy is on, on the hot seat again. Yeah. And my cool, my cool throw is Derek Carr, who has just been released by the Las Vegas Raiders. He is a free agent. He rejected through his no trade clause, a deal that would have sent him to the saints.

And I respect the hell out of Derek Carr for what he did. I didn't think Derek Carr had that dog in him. He absolutely, he was within his rights, but he never seems like a vengeful guy, right? He seems like a great forgiving guy who's like a good teammate. I mean, he reached out to like fucking Henry rugs the day after he drove his car into somebody and was just like, Hey, I just want to let you know that I love you, you know, love, love the center, hate the sin type thing. But he absolutely was well within his rights to do what he did to the Las Vegas Raiders who, and it makes sense because if he was going to get traded to the saints, they would have required assets that they could have used in the future to build up a better

team around Derek Carr. So why would you, why would you screw over your, your future team by accepting that trade? So instead, the Raiders get nothing and they like it and Derek Carr gets to choose his destination and he might not make as much money as he was going to make this year. He might make as much, but we don't know. We don't know what the contract is going to be like, but he was willing to say like, Okay, I know I'm not a hot commodity right now. My contract might take a couple of million dollars in my pocket, but it's better and it's worth it if I use this moment to fuck over the Las Vegas Raiders franchise. Yes, big, big credits Derek Carr. That's more players should do shit like that where it's like, no, fuck you guys. You didn't play me.

You didn't want me to get injured so that you had to pay me guaranteed money. Fuck you guys. I'm going to a new team and we're keeping all our draft draft picks. I couldn't see like less of a cultural fit for Derek Carr than going to the, like he's, he's played in Las Vegas and now he's going to go play in New Orleans. Like that's, that's where James Winston should be. James Winston should now go from New Orleans to the Raid. That's his style. Can you imagine? I bet you, I bet you if James went to the Raiders, he would actually wear an eye patch during games. Yeah. Yeah. He'd be like, what? I thought that was what we were supposed to do. All right. My hot seat is Ian Rappaport and Adam Schefter because Aaron Rodgers went on the Pat McAfee show and he said,

I think Adam Schefter and Ian Rappaport are really good at their jobs, but when it comes to me, they don't know shit. So Aaron Rodgers is doing his annual, I left the last game of the Packers saying, I don't know what's in the future. I'm going to go into a four day silent hut and do drugs. Why is everyone talking about me? This is my favorite part of the Aaron Rodgers off season, where he just is super vague, doesn't tell anyone what he's doing. And then he gets mad and he's like, why are these people talking about me? Why is the media talking about me? Because, maybe because you won't tell us what you're doing. Well, no, he has to tell us what he's doing. He's locking himself in a room. He's drinking hallucinogens and he's trying to figure out

what to do with his life. He's had a crossroads in his career, just like he's been the last four seasons at this exact same crossroads. And Iowa must be like the best drug in the world because you just go into a room and you take it and then you come out later and you just go back to doing your job that you were already doing and you pretend like he gave you a relevation. Congratulations to Aaron Rodgers in advance for coming out of his retreat and realizing that, yeah, it's pretty cool to make $40 million a year to be the quarterback of the Green Bay Packers. Yes. All right. So my cool throne is Valentine's Day. So there was an article written on the New York Magazine. Everyone should go read it. It was quite a trip. It was titled,

What Was Kyrie Irving Thinking? So it talks about everything that has been going on with Kyrie Irving. Funny side note, the author kind of like delved into where the shift has come from Kyrie Irving. And they attributed to when he was on the Celtics in the winter, he was just going down YouTube rabbit holes with his best friend. Do you know what his best friend's name is? No, Alex Jones, but not the Alex Jones. His best friend is Alex Jones. It's not me. How crazy is that? What a twist. They're like, Alex Jones, not the Alex Jones, his friend Alex Jones. They went down YouTube rabbit holes together. So either way, Valentine's Day is on the cool throne because Kyrie Irving has been doing a lot of reading, a lot of studying. He's been shouting

out people on his Twitch streams. So the writer writes, last spring while streaming Grand Theft Auto on Twitch, he name checked the late Frances Cress Welsing saying, she's one of those goats for me. Irving said, one of those authors that represents a new paradigm of surviving the world, the white people versus non-white people. And one of her beliefs is that in one of her books, she writes about black people dominating sports with large brown balls such as basketball and football with white people favoring those with small white ones like golf. This person is not heard of Tiger Woods. Either way, Welsing also floats a theory about white men who give their mother's boxes of chocolates on Valentine's Day because of a latent desire to ingest chocolate

with nuts. So Valentine's Day is canceled. This guy's making a lot of sense. It's a woman. It's a woman. It's a woman. Oh, she's made. Yeah. She's making a lot of sense. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Billy's just like, what's this person called? Like, I just want to check it out real quick. Frances Cress Welsing. I don't know. But either way, Valentine's Day is officially canceled because deep down in our brains, we're trying to give our mother's chocolate with nuts. Okay. Big, big, black, long pieces of wood though, like in hockey. That means white guy. That means French Canadians. I don't know. I don't know. That's what a Russian's dick is. Like, Rasputin's cock was long brown wooden and it said it eaten on the side. Yeah. So it was also

part of the article. One of a source close to Kyrie Irving was like, he probably didn't watch the entire anti-Semitic documentary, probably dozed off a few times because it's like pretty boring and poorly put together. So then they're going with that line of thinking. It was a good article. Everyone should read it. He is, it did confirm what I thought. Like, I think that he's very well liked in locker rooms because he is a free thinker and he's really fucking good at basketball. So people like him. Imagine being named Alex Jones and you're not the Alex Jones. I mean, I guess that doing YouTube rabbit holes with Kyrie Irving is a pretty good backup. Yeah. Billy, your hot seat. Cool. My hot seat is Mark Davis's hair. It's it's gone.

What? Yeah. I hate it. I'm sorry to inform you guys, but Mark Davis has shaved off his hair. No. Oh my god. There's no chance. This is a national tragedy. I'm looking at it right now. Did he actually shave it off? Yes, he did. Was it always with public? Yeah, that's actually that was another take that I had. We lost. That's okay, but keep going like Mark Davis's hair. Oh, but it's gone. He surfaced, I think, around the Super Bowl and paparazzi got him and he's bald. Fuck. This is not right. Oh my god. We have to have Mark Davis's hair back. And my cool throne is balloons. Yeah. Yeah. That was wild. Well, so it's not UFOs. They're not UFOs. Well, they are. Yeah, they are until they aren't. Yeah. Until you identify them. They're UFOs. Right. But what's

funny, I was I was talking to some of my buddies who are fighter pilots and they're saying that like UFOs encapsulate like a whole large amount of objects. You have bodies that are fighter pilots? Yeah, we have me. Okay. No, real ones. I meant one spring break. Oh, really? Careful. Real ones. Careful. Damn. Careful. They actually use that exact same software that I fly planes into train actual pilots. But basically when they everyone's going nuts on Twitter, because they saw like they have to report the object. So they're like, we don't know if this thing has a propulsion system. So that made sound like it was something extra terrestrial, but really just balloons don't have propulsion systems. Right. You would be aware of this, right? PFT? I would be. Yeah. No,

balloons, they operate because they drift along with the prevailing winds and the helium or whatever gas that they have elevates them to about 60 to 80,000 feet. And it creates a very small radar signature what makes it difficult to shoot down. It turns out that we tried to shoot down one of them and we fired a side one or missile at it and we missed. So we missed our first shot. And no one knows where that missile landed. I think it landed in East Palestine. Oh, that's bad what's going on there. I know we on a real note, like we do this podcast is tied in throughout our entire history with with Youngstown, which is close by. Correct. I've heard that they're dealing with some shit there. I don't know. Is there is there a place because if I lived

anywhere by that train right now, I would I would get the fuck out. I would get the fuck out because they're probably not going to tell you the truth and you won't find out the truth for a couple of years. But there's a shitload of people that just like you can't just leave everything and move. I don't know. It's very far. It's a bad situation. Yes. Yeah. Just burning chemicals into the air. All right. My last one. Roback question promo code take for 20% off your first purchase and we're in the joggers right now. I fly in the joggers. I weekend in the joggers. They have the best Q zips polos joggers everything at roback.com promo code take R H O B A C K.com promo code take for 20% off your first purchase. The most comfortable

clothes in the world. Jake's wearing a rowback polo right now. So Jake, my last rowback question is what's your hot seat? Cool throw. My hot seat is the Philly special move over Philly special. We have a new cool super bowl touchdown play name and it is called the corn dog. Yeah. Cadarius Tony's touchdown to take the lead in the super bowl this year. Andy Reed calls it corn dog. Yeah. Yeah. I'm going to start really dominant not like a football guy. So all real football guys just pretend that I'm not saying this out loud. Why don't coaches have simple play names for literally every play. Yeah. Why do you have to have Sean McVay type plays where it sounds like you're reading the back of a shampoo bottle to get to the point of what the actual

plays going to be. Just give them like two word names called Jolly Rancher pudding corn any sort of food item. And just everybody on the team knows exactly what that play means. That seems like it'd be way easier to coach a football game that way. And maybe maybe I'm just dumb for not realizing why they don't do that more often. But that was my big takeaway from also he might have just lied to Peter King because Peter King's you know he's the kind of guy that is interviewing you and you're like God I will say anything to make him think that he gets a good quote from me. So he'll just leave me alone and we can finish this off. Yes. And the corn dog really fucked up the Eagles bad. They just could not deal with the reverse motion. God damn it Max.

Sod. Sod. Sod. Sod. Sod father. Are you a cool thrown. Yeah. My cool throw-in pitchers and catchers they report today for about half the teams to create a great interview coming out in the next few weeks with Christian Yelich. So stay tuned for that. And they unveiled the new base. There's a new base that's much bigger Hmm. So I fucking love this base. This base is so much better than the last one. Yeah, you're gonna see it You're gonna be like damn. Damn. She's funny. There's like a Picture floating around social media with a bunch of beat reporters just circled around a base. Yeah funny. Yeah Also double cool throne bowling guy. Oh

Shit Yeah 117 p.m. Eastern time or nine to five Monday to Friday zone for the first time in a long time. So It's gonna be the one USB see this Chad. Hey Chad, this is uh Dan cats from pardon my take your live to tape right now I was calling we interviewed Pete Weber and we were wondering why he was not invited to us open Uh, he didn't meet the criteria and he didn't uh submit an application Uh for an exemption. So but it hasn't he won the us open many times that I feel like that's a criteria right there

Well, if you go to the website, you know like the us open and golf There's a certain criteria that you have to meet it's 10 years past that winners for the last 10 years But it's it's Pete fucking Weber Yeah, I mean the folks that make the rules build the criteria and we follow it Do you have the person who makes the rules? I'd like to get in touch with them Well, ultimately it's the rules and tournament team here at usbc and I oversee it. So you're talking on the right person Oh, okay. All right. So if next year I fill out the application for Pete Would he be eligible to be entered because we feel like maybe he's being left out for some type of

Acts to grind or gripe that you guys have with the most electric man in bowling history That's just not true. He didn't uh submit an application for exemption and he wasn't eligible under the criteria All right. Well, I'll talk to pete and see if he's submitted an application and then I'll call you back Good luck. All right. Thank you very much All right. Well, so now we got to go to pete And then I gotta call the guy back up that guy was not budging He was standing in his ground that that guy just gave you the classic bureaucratic answer Yeah, well, he was he was not eligible by our bylaws that we've put in place to determine eligibility

Meanwhile, like he is the bylaw guy. Yeah, also you guys heard me say live to tape, right? Yeah. Okay. Good. All right Yeah, I don't know. I don't know how the two-party consent thing works. I know in some states It's live to take. I said that I said it very clearly I I said who I was and I it's live to take He seemed pretty button-up. Yeah. Well, he pete's right. He was like, yeah, the the people who make the rules He didn't meet the criteria. It's like, well, who makes the rules? Like, well, I oversee it. So you're the guy So we gotta make sure that but you don't understand his hands are tied because as the rules and bylaws that are put into place Clearly state pete's not he's not eligible this year

But if pete didn't fill out an application egg on our face Probably should ask them that I pete should pete should not have to fill out. I'm actually it's insulting That they would make pete weber apply to be in the u.s. Open of bowling every year I'm hitting up pete weber right now. This is an ongoing investigation. So if pete says he submitted an application I will be calling this guy back every single day So that's that a lot of answers. Yeah, that was cool. Yeah. All right. Uh, let's get to justin fields Great interview coming up pft. You got a quick ad Yes, before we get to justin fields, I want to talk to you about our great great friends over to instacard

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Offer valid for a limited time minimum order 10 bucks additional terms apply and now here's justin fields Okay, we now welcome on a very very special guest. Uh, it is qb1 Chicago bears justin fields I was gonna try to wait and not creep you out, but I just want to start with saying I love you. Um It's just that's just like, you know, like it's just love, right? So But very happy you're here sponsored by c4. You're here with c4. We're here with c4 Perfect setup. Um, yeah, I guess let's just start here. Uh

Are you him You know, that's what people say, but uh, I leave it up to the people I don't you know give nicknames for myself and stuff like that. So I just leave it up to the people, you know But I'm glad to be here and appreciate you all for having me on Okay, do you do you have a nickname because some people around our office have taken to calling you justino, which I think it doesn't I've been called justino a few times. So that's that's that's not a first So I've been called justino. I like it. Is there any other name that you've had my dad? Uh, I grew up calling me j rock because I used to have a big head when I was a kid and I finally grown into it

But uh, other than that. Yeah, so okay. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, so Uh, I'll set the stage here like you are An incredible quarterback. I'm very excited about everything that's going on with the bears in the future You also are in a weird spot because the bears obviously have the first pick Should we do some smoke screens and pretend that you're going to get traded you're not getting traded by them? I think so, you know, I think you know, uh Get traded maybe I'll you know be the backup or you know, teach the teach the new guy. Whoever's coming in Yeah, but uh, yeah, I mean whatever happens happens. Just you know, bless to be in the position. I am

I'm in and you know, I just like let god kind of handle that. So, uh, yeah Yeah, because it has to be a little I mean I am if I were running the bears. I actually ran a mock draft the other day Yeah, and I think I traded the number one pick for three first rounders this year and seven first rounders next year So if you want, I don't know if that's gonna happen, but I I hope it does Yeah, if you want to give Ryan polls my number, I could walk him through how I was able to strategically do all that Yeah, um, but you obviously it's it's it's got to be a weird feeling because you know, you played great this year The team wasn't great

And you also now are going into an offseason where you have the number one pick and a ton of cap space Is there like an excitement even though It's coming off, you know the worst record in the nfl You know, I think it is um, of course, you know, I finally have an idea of what our offense is So instead of just you know training to throw out slants just the basic routes I know what you know what actions we're going to be using what protections we're going to be using So I can just focus on you know more in detail stuff within our offense So I think you know, uh me with the full off offseason with that

You know with knowing the information that I do now about our offense and what we're going to be running I think you know, there's a bunch of excitement for next year and Even the guys, you know on the offense side of the ball You know, they're knowing what we're going to be doing what we're going to be running So, uh, I mean they can focus on just the details within the offense and stuff like that and really just get that cleaned Was there a specific game this year where because it felt like it it was sometime Maybe late september early october where it everything kind of clicked and you were unleashed in this way that we had have never seen before I mean you were breaking records. Yeah, was there was there a moment in time? Was it a game plan?

Like what what what exactly happened because it felt like it was literally a switch Yeah, I mean, I think it was after the uh thursday night game versus washington Um, you know, I think that might have been the switch where we went like four weeks in a row going like 28 plus points But um, I mean, yeah, uh, people don't usually look at look at it from this perspective But you know, we had a first year oc this year and you know He had to learn what we did well as an offense what the o-line did well What the receivers did well what the running backs did well and what I did well So, um, you know what we kind of all got that figured out as a whole unit

We were able to you know, put up a lot of points on the board So it was fun to see and hopefully we can kind of start the year off like that next year and kind of maintain it throughout the whole year Yeah, I read earlier today and this kind of shocked me when I saw it that you are the top jersey seller Yeah in the state of Wisconsin. I did see that. I did so do you do you own erin rogers? It sounds like you're the owner and rogers if I haven't beat him yet But um, you know, that just shows you how many bears fans we have in wisconsin So, uh, you know, of course the bears fans are awesome Just the support they give us to our team and you know, they show up to games that are feeling like negative 15

Outside and still showing up cheering us on so, you know, shout out to the bear fans out there Do you like bear weather being a guy from the south? I I find that like it would probably be difficult to adjust to it So yes, yes, it is very difficult to adjust to it, especially with the wind Um, that's what I found out. That's that's what it's all about is the wind You know, it can be cold it can be 10 degrees with no wind You're fine, but with that 15 mile per hour wind 20 mile per hour wind. I mean You can't fight your stuff. There's something to be said. I think about like your physical running style You're you're a big dude. You're strong playing in that type of weather

You inflict more pain on them than they do on you Thing is about that weather is like when when it's that cold You have to bundle up like put a bunch of layers on and stuff like that and your body's cold So you're not warmed up. So I feel like way slower in that cold weather. So it's tough, but uh Yeah, I mean, you know, you of course want to try to stay warm on the sideline and stuff like that But I mean it's hard to stay warm in that weather. I warm ups and stuff like that your hands freezing up So it's it's tough. We're gonna clip that and just send it to anyone who says that we shouldn't move to arlington heights Hey, I mean, I hope we just get a dome. I don't I don't care where I sold your field on the car for an arlington heights

I I hope we get a dome on that. Okay. Uh, speaking of Aaron Rodgers I also saw just breaking news like an hour ago. You got his phone number. Is that are you gonna are you gonna prank call him? What's what are we doing with no, I'm not gonna prank call him. Uh, you know, just I really look up to uh him as a quarterback him as a person how he carries himself So, uh, you know, of course, there's a lot of rumors like how he treats his teammates and stuff like that But me getting to talk to luke who was in green bay for a period of time and kind of Uh, knowing how he was, you know behind closed doors and stuff like that Just wanted to talk to him and you know, kind of get his take on, you know

Some things of of course at the quarterback position and stuff like that It's funny. You say like there's a lot of rumors and how he treats his teammates when you're just looking at like the guy Who's probably responsible for 90 of the rumors? Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I'm Aaron Rodgers. He's a terrible teammate Really mean to his teammates. Just be careful. Just be careful He might be doing something devious I'll keep that in the back of my mind. Maybe put me and maybe we'll go on a group chat Just the three of us. Okay, so I can just watch from a farm. You're like, hey back off, eric Yeah, I'm willing to do that for you. We can get that done. Yeah silent guardian. Yeah, exactly. We can definitely get that done

Yeah, yeah, um, is there is there a play that stands out to you this year or a record that you broke? Because I feel like every week you were breaking some new record There's like no quarterback has ever run for this many yards Well passing for this many with the touchdowns on top. Is there a record that you're especially proud of right now? I would say the single game. I think that was a pretty cool game. Uh, just with the Amount of touchdowns that I had that game. I think I like four touchdowns that game So a lot of highlight plays, but I wouldn't say there's one like singular play that, you know, it's my favorite Um, I would say like three three or four. So I mean, that's not one

But uh, you know, I hope it's always like that to where I can't you know, choose my favorite play But um, definitely had a lot of great plays this year. Uh, couldn't do it all my teammates my coaches. So yeah What about there's one bad play that we have to talk about and I I don't think this was your fault But the Dallas game When you jumped over, uh, who'd you jump over? It was my mic. Yes. I blame that on the all orange uniforms. So I don't think that was your fault I think you just that was that was definitely my fault. Well, I mean it it was such a funny thing because it was like I get what he's doing like he thought he was down

But then when you play it back, you're like, shit, he probably should Just touch him with no, I mean the last time I tackled somebody is seven great So, uh, you know, you just forget the rules on defense when you know, it switches that fast But um, yeah, I mean should have just touched my man. Micah down. I told him after the game I gave him one. So he's gonna have to owe me one in the future. So I need some money something Yeah for that something. Well, I like to see there was an interview that came out with Micah Parsons today Kind of weird What I asked them like they asked him like what's one weird fact about you and he goes, uh, I have a foot fetish

Oh, he's like I like toes So I could definitely hear that coming from Micah, you know, Micah's a different dude. Micah, he's not gonna hold anything back He's gonna say what's on his mind. So I can definitely hear that coming from micah. Are you a foot guy? I'm not a foot. I wouldn't call myself a foot guy or not a foot fetish guy, you know, okay? Yeah I don't just look at feet. I mean you gotta have nice feet now. Don't get me wrong. You can't have dogs Just just walking around but you know, uh, no, I wouldn't call myself a foot fetish. Okay. All right. Yeah Yeah, clear that up. That was the hardest question you were gonna get. Um So this is a very dumb question

But when you get loose on a play Um Are you just singing your head like no one can touch me? I'm faster than all of you No, uh, the first thing that goes in my head is, you know, don't take a big hit, uh, you know, they've kind of instilled that in me So it's like I'm making sure that you know, I can get down safely and be able to get get on to the next play But of course, you know, you have those situations to where you know, it might be third down or you might be in the Red zone trying to score a touchdown

But uh, so you might have to sacrifice your body one or two plays But first thing that goes in my head is, you know, get down don't take a big hit And you know, if I do see a crease in like a split second, then I'll try to stay up and go But other than that, that's, you know, the first thing Yeah, I mean the like breakaway speed and some of those plays where you're just like Blazing by people is so much fun to watch now A lot of people are haters online Yeah, so I want us to get on the same page because people will be like, oh, Justin feels just a running back

I usually tell those people fuck you. I hope you die. What's like, what should I say? Maybe maybe the company line that we can get on the same page Maybe a little nicer like yeah, I mean, I wouldn't I mean personally I wouldn't say, you know, I feel I hope you die But uh, but I'll do it for you. But yeah, okay. Um, I don't do something different You know, usually I don't I don't pay attention to that because the amounts of you know, people that are done online It's just it's just crazy to me. I mean, I've seen So many absurd takes about, you know, whatever topic So, I mean, usually I don't pay any mind to that stuff or even pay attention to it

But um, yeah, I try not to be online too much Uh, I try not to read about myself too much try to just keep a clear mind and stuff like that and Kind of focus what's on what's what's going on in the building. So yeah, okay. So what I got from that is I got to reply Justin's never going to see this. Fuck you. I hope you die I guess so that's better. Yeah He's not gonna see this the passing games coming because I know it is like you made passes this year that were phenomenal It felt like there were times where the offense, you know There was there was definitely some games where the talent rostered roster who you're playing was maybe a little overmatched

I mean, is that are you doing anything specifically in the off season for the passing game? To, you know, elevate that part of your game. Yeah, I mean just focusing on my mechanics, especially right now Just started working out about a week and a half ago So really just focusing on my mechanics because you know, I mean when you're Doing 50 yard runs and you have to get up and throw the ball. I mean I'm tired. Yeah, I'm tired. Like, you know, Luke knows that so Luke usually tries to call a run play for the running back The next play, but I mean So maybe I have to you know, just start running more throughout the season

But I mean, I mean there's some plays out there. I'm running around and I'm I'm dead tired after the play Breathing the huddle crazy. So, uh, you know, the guys know I'm tired, but you know, just Working on my my mechanics. So no matter how tired I am just, you know, the ball coming out the same way I'm doing the same thing with my body to where, you know, I can just just get the completion. So, yeah Okay, we'll get back to Justin Fields in a second C4 energy is a secret fuel behind PMT C4 energy has zero sugar zero calories zero carbs with clinically studied Car what is the word? What is this word? Carnison beta alanine? It's the best and 200 milligrams of caffeine for elevated performance I actually drank a c4 before this episode c4 energy energy. You can feel I love the all the different flavors

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Yeah, it has been really fun to watch you this year and I I went on the record maybe three months ago I said I would rather have Justin Fields than trevor lorns moving forward Do you think about like your competition that way? Do you look at where you stand? No like the young quarter back in the NFL You know the same comparison is the thief of joy. So I try not to compare myself to other quarterbacks You know, they're in different situations. Nobody's in the situation that I'm in You know, we all have you know, different coaches different teammates. So Try not to compare myself at all. So along the lines of you know, pft I love obviously watching you play. Is it creepy that uh, we taped the show on sunday nights after all the games

So we usually don't get home to like 3 a.m Uh, is it creepy that I put my headphones in and watch your highlights while I'm laying in bed and just like smiling? No, I don't think so, you know, if that's what makes you happy, you know, then you know, that's that's that's what brings you joy So, uh, no, that's that's not weird at all. I think there's actually you can find the tweets where it's so clear what I'm doing It's like three in the morning on a monday morning. And you're just like, I love Justin Fields And there's like five replies being like dude, go to bed. What are you doing? That's awesome. That's awesome. I mean I'm gonna do one of my favorite plays that you had was in uh in college in college football playoff You you took a big hit. You got drilled right in your side. You stayed in the game

How many different times did people send you your own x-ray of your ribs? And it's like got that dog in them I have seen that, you know a few times, but uh, yeah, I mean that was a crazy game, uh But I mean, I've definitely seen you know that x-ray that meme or whatever. I thought that was you The first time I saw it. I don't know. I don't know if I have a dog I definitely got that. Well, you're a vegan. So I can't so I can't even eat meat, bro Is that um, is that something that you've been your entire life or did you make a decision at something? No, so during currency my parents did this like four week Four week plant-based diet and I was just at home with them. So I tried it out with them

It was me uh my sister and my parents and you know after that four week period I I liked how I felt and I just kept going on with it So, uh, you know, I kind of worked my way into it slowly after that So I would just be vegan like during the weekdays and then I would you know have cheat meals during the weekends and then Before my last year in college, uh, I finally made the full switch and kind of just stuck with it since then But you know every now and then when I got to like a steakhouse and you know They don't have a crazy amount of vegan options. I might get like sea bass or something like that or salmon or something like that So, uh, yeah, okay. Do you miss steak though? I really was never a big steak steak. I uh to be honest with you

um, you know in burgers nowadays they have so many impossible burgers and you know Substitutes like that's where I mean they they taste the same to me, but uh to be honest with you. I've never really been a big steak Okay, all right What about the haters out there? Not us, but there would be some haters that would say If you're not eating meat, then how can you truly be an alpha male? Uh, if eating meat makes you an alpha male then shoot they I don't know. I don't know that that does that but that's their opinion So sounds like a them problem. Yeah sounds like a them problem. Like sounds like a sounds like a 24 Mindset, but yeah

Eating meat makes you alpha male. Then I guess I'm not an alpha male. Yeah It sounds like a 24 year old who's like trying to mask for a lack of self confidence Or maybe like a 24 year old that was a quarterback. Yeah, it's not in the NFL right now. It's trying to protect. Okay. Got it. Yeah Um hypothetically, I I forgot to say by the way, uh outside of the Bears Thank you for saving big 10 football So you saved big 10 football with covet and now in a twist of fate Kevin Warren is with the Bears Have you seen him yet? Has he been like, hey, Justin, like you kind of put the screws to me there

Like what the fuck man to be honest with you. I've seen him like multiple times after that I saw him after the uh vikings game the first time we played him and then I saw him the first day He was in the building after he got hired as a CEO. So, uh, you know, that hasn't even hasn't even been brought up But he just came and said what's up to me. Um, you know, he's he's a genuine guy Just the way he talks to everybody in the building The way he talks to me the way he talks to our equipment managers I mean, he's he's just such a genuine person. He's a smart guy and I'm excited to have him with us Yeah, I mean it is funny because you you do get credit like the the big 10

Football season in 2020 was on the ropes. It was canceled. Yeah, and and you did you just get with all your teammates? You're like, I'm playing we're playing. Yeah I mean, it was uh, it was kind of a big thing to where I got with uh a bunch of leaders around, you know Each big 10 team. So, you know, guys from pinstay guys from Iowa guys from just different schools around the big 10 And you know, we were you know, trying to put this petition together and kind of talk about everything So, uh, kind of did that and you know, it ended up being a big thing and of course it ended up working out So, uh, I mean, that was awesome. And you know, it was awesome that we got to play Uh, of course, we didn't get the full season, but at least we got to play six games and of course we made the playoffs and

By the way, back to that hit after you get hit in that Clemson game, you I mean you went off What I thought you were dead. I didn't I mean How many plays until you felt normal again? I didn't feel normal the whole game. Uh, You know, I tried to throw on the sideline, but it's like when you're in that moment Um, especially like last year the year before that didn't make it any better to where we lost the game You know game any pick uh miscommunication, but so I mean when I tell you We were you know grinding the whole offseason the whole season just trying to get back to that point And you know when we saw that we were going to play Clemson again in the playoffs, uh

We kind of already knew what time it was and nothing like I I was going to have to die to you know get pulled out of that game But um, I mean, you know, I didn't feel normal the whole game I felt like a Like a bowling ball was thrown by throw or Thor and just hit me in the side of my ribs But I mean it was crazy But you know just in that moment just uh all the work we had put in all the stuff We had gone through just like you said with the covid stuff like I mean you only got one one opportunity at that So, uh, you know just had to take advantage of that opportunity and you know, we ended up winning the game big

So, uh, it was it was it was awesome. Yeah, did it hurt as you were playing in the second half? Or was there adrenaline that was taking uh adrenaline and then I got a shot So the shot kicked in a little bit to where it wasn't hurting as much But uh, I definitely still felt it. Have you thought about maybe just getting hit really hard in ribs during every game? No, sir. I mean I had to it was hurting like Four weeks after the season like I wouldn't I had to like drive training. I just not do anything for the first Four weeks month To just just let my body heal. So I was just getting straight treatment. Yeah, and then going into the draft

Did you think you're going to go to chicago or other other places? I'm gonna tell y'all who's like what my mindset was during the draft So I knew I wasn't going top three san franc had told my agent that you know, we weren't they were going to take tray So I knew I wasn't going top three. So, you know, atlanta, they were kind of shaking on the quarterback situation So I thought, you know, maybe there was a chance that I go there. So atlanta, they take my my boy cow pits And five, I think Cincinnati had five they went with jamar the next team that I thought I was going to go to was the panthers. So panthers had eight And they didn't choose me. They chose my guy jc

The nine, you know, broncos had the night pick and they chose pass or tan. So after nine I'm in the in the house. Like I I don't know where I'm about to go. I don't know where I'm going to end up Because the next few teams didn't really need quarterbacks So, uh, then, you know, my agent called me set the bear straighter down and you know, that's when I of course got got drafted But, uh, you know, it was an awesome moment with my family. I'm glad I got to experience that with them and yeah, but after really after four and eight after

Atlanta passed on me and carolina passed on me. I had no idea where I was going to go. So it was kind of It's kind of nerve-wracking a little bit But you know ended up in chicago and you know, I love the city of chicago and everything it brings So at the time, did you want to go to atlanta? I mean, it would have been sick to see you play just just out of the like michael vick comparisons That would have naturally happened there But since you're from the south, did you want to play near your hometown? It'd have been cool, you know, uh Me my dad had season six growing up. So I would always go to you know games with him

But it would have definitely been like a story like even this past year when we played atlanta It was just I was just I just got so many flashbacks just driving around the stadium Uh, just thinking about the you know different, um You know tailgating spots me my dad used to go to when I was a kid So I was like getting emotional. I was like wow like I didn't think I you know could feel like this But um, it was awesome going back there going back home and playing But it would have definitely been cool to you know play for atlanta play for the hometown team for sure. Yeah Yeah, but no don't let's not put that out there. You're a bear for life. Yeah. Are you there for life?

I'm a bear for life bear for life. There we go. There's a quote bear for life So in your first year, I'm gonna do my I'm actually gonna take the high road right now I'm not gonna say anything about matt nagy. That's very big of me. I'll ask instead Just how nice of a guy is andy dalton And he's amazing. I mean even this year he was texting me after, you know, good games that I had and said, yo I saw your game Great job, bro. And just his family You know, his wife his kids they're amazing. So andy and you know, they taught me a lot last year

Just with you know, the life of being in and it fell quarterback and you know, he kind of took me under his wing So definitely very appreciative of that and you know, I wish you know, andy nothing the best but luck Yeah, so, uh, you know, he's he's he's been he's always been great to me You know always, you know, seeing the bigger picture not really, you know, getting that, you know confusion and you know Just the situation we were in last year Not kind of get in the way With our relationship and stuff like that. So always, you know, kept in cordial with me always, you know Was was kind of a big brother to me. Yeah, uh, let's play a quick game. It's called. Uh, you be the gm

Okay, so you're the gm of the bears. You're picking first overall. Yeah, I'm guessing you're not going to trade yourself I'm not going to trade myself. Who would you want? I gotta trade myself, uh You know, um It just depends what pick we have. So, you know, if if we can get that deal that yeah We did the big cat deal. Yeah, we have a quarter of the draft next year And so you've got three first round picks. Who would you want to take with one of those first round picks? I'm going with my man, uh, jackson smith and jigba. Um, you know, I've seen I've seen him in action. I've seen

How he can separate himself like that and you know, he's just body control is is crazy and you know, he didn't get to Play this past year. He didn't get to show what he could do. So, um, you know, I'm hoping he falls with somehow I don't know, but we do have, you know, some somehow that we need on in the in the trenches So, you know, a lot of people are talking about us taking jaylen carter or uh, will Anderson, uh, jr So we'll see we'll see what happens. So I'm guessing we'll get one of those guys and you know, maybe some guys in free Agency, but you know, one guy that I would love to have is uh, jackson smith and jigba. Yeah, I like that I always love the connection like little new new age joe burrow jamar chase. Yeah, we're doing it here. So Uh, I have the c4 question. We're sponsored by c4. I've been drinking it all week. Uh, it is delicious

We've we are fueled by c4 here because we're fueled by it. Yeah, we literally have been having I've had c4 every single day Probably the most productive week we've ever had. It's true. Thanks to c4 Um, so you're a buckeye, but you obviously started your college career at georgia Can you walk us through kirby smart's decision to do the fake punt in the scc championship game one of the dumbest plays? Yeah, I've ever seen I mean All I'm gonna let you guys know is in that time when he said that play was coming up I was about to ask him like coach. Are you sure? But at that time the competitor me is just like I he called the play so let's go but

I was this close to asking. I'm like coach. Are you sure you want to do this and right when I got on the field I'm talking about all the alabama players pointing me out. Hey, hey, hey, so fake. It's a fake They knew it was a fake. I mean, I've never been out there on punt The first time in my life I've been out there on the pump formation, but um, you know, what was the yardage again? It was Uh, I'm not sure. I think it was like fourth in fourth in one Fourth and 11 fourth and one or the fourth and one or four 11 fourth and 11

Fourth or 11 and maybe everyone on I was very close to asking like coach. Are you sure you're gonna do this? But I was like, no, I'm not gonna do that Like that had to have sucked to have the entire alabama team just pointing right at you being like that's the only guy Yeah, uh, you know, you don't really see you know me back there at all So that was the first time and of course you're gonna notice that so uh, yeah Yeah It played out like it played out and you know, I was gone after the uh, sugar bowl So yeah, maybe he thought it was fourth and one that would make a lot more sense. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I don't think he did

I hope he didn't um, but you know, he's having a bunch of success right now. So props to Kirby. Uh, he's a he's a great guy and You know, his family's great too. So it's funny. He does a good job with the media He's always like energetic with the media, but he's he's very polite And then some of the pregame speeches and halftime speeches started a leak on the internet a little bit Yeah, I mean, that's how he is before every game every game. He's like that. Um, he's gonna make sure they compete in practice So, uh, he's a he's a juice of God. Of course. He was a former player at Georgia. So, uh, You know, he's he's not scared to shy away from any words He's gonna get the team

Ready to play and ready to go and he will mother f you until he can't anymore. So, uh, you know, he's a He's a great guy and that's that's kind of how he rose. That's kind of his motto He's gonna, you know, be be hard on you and uh, make sure you you you give your all. So yeah Yeah, we've got a a theory on this show. It's not really a scientific fact that no quarterback That's wearing a visor has ever won a super bowl. Now. We might be very wrong about this because by the time this airs Yeah, I never thought about that where's a visor. Yeah, I mean if they win sunday, then he'll could be the first Yeah, has that has that ever occurred to you though that no you're going to get you here That's actually a a great point. I've never thought of that before yeah

So and when you wear a visor like let's just be honest It's you're not doing it for any reason other than you look really fucking cool, right? And I I mean I have gotten poked in the eye a few times, but um, yeah, mostly it's a swag Everyone who's ever Got it for the visor. Yeah, I mean, yeah for sure most definitely for the swag Okay, so if If the eagles do lose, maybe we think about getting rid of the visor Oh, yeah, I mean if you guys bring up that point, then we we got to take it into consideration

Numbers for you think about it. Yeah, or you could maybe just go through the whole season and then in the Super Bowl not where Yeah, that works for that kid. Yeah. Yeah, absolutely. Yeah, that that'll definitely work for sure all right, so Uh, I feel like you know everything I know about you and everything that the public knows about you You're a really awesome dude genuine guy. Obviously incredible on the field. What's something like you have the platform now What's so many people don't know about you or get wrong about you? Um Don't know about me or get wrong about me besides that you don't have a foot fetish. Yeah, I don't have a foot fetish. Um Does not have a foot fetish people that don't know about me

Oh, that's tough. Like what are your you know hobbies or like Something that we you know, I need to start golfing more. Uh, I want to be a good golfer I feel like I'm naturally talented at golfer, but you know golf takes a lot of practice a lot of skill So I just I never got row like I just need to get out on the chorus Um, you know, I'm planning on sitting these golf events later in the off season So I I need to get out there and of course, you know Golf is such a popular sport with with everyone that I need to get out there But uh, you know, everybody golfs nowadays, but I want to give y'all something something more than that something more in depth. Yeah

You'd be such a sick I can you know get that top golf and hit it pretty far but other than that Like my mid-range shot is terrible. Like with the nine hours. Well, you don't practice. Yeah, I don't practice if you practice Yeah, um One thing y'all don't know about me I don't know. I feel like I just do the main main stuff. Like I'm off days. I'm a big, you know Movie guy. I'll watch a lot of tv shows and kind of just Uh, kind of hang out at the crib with my, you know, two dogs uno and deuce and and kind of

Kind of chill. So I don't do much. Um, I like to travel a lot. Uh, I like to you know Go to different restaurants and you know try different fruits and stuff like that. But um, okay I'm kind of a a simple guy. I don't I don't really do too much I like that. I mean, that's a good answer. What's your by the way, your dogs are cute. I follow them on instagram That's not creepy because they're public. Um, yeah, I do. Yeah, they're cute. They are. Yeah. Yeah. I love your dogs Uh, what's your favorite tv show? My favorite tv show. Um, I've watched a lot. So, uh, just the ones that come to the top of my head or you know, I think my favorite one on netflix is, um, Uh, money heists. I don't know if you guys have seen that. Money heists is a good one. Uh, one of my top ones for sure

Just got done watching wednesday a couple months ago. I liked that show. It was different. But yeah, I liked it Uh, I'm watching bmf right now. So, um, I just hate how a new episode comes out every week It just makes me wait. I rather just kind of it's go through it and yeah Just just just watch it all the way through but um, that's a good show and um Those are the other ones I can think of right now But I usually like once I finish a show, I'll try to click on a random show Hope hope is good and you know try to roll like that. But yeah, yeah, okay about music music I'm a big r&b guy, but you know, I do listen to pretty much all genres. I listen to hip hop

Uh r&b, I listen to country like gospel. I mean, I listen to all sorts of genres. So Um, I can't really choose, you know, a few artists But I definitely like to switch it up a bit and kind of switch up the vibes and you know, just just kind of Drive drive around and just you know, listen to music sometimes and and the house always had music playing. So yeah I read that you also had a 3.9 gpa in college. Are you are you nervous high school? I still haven't graduated college yet. Am I a nerd? No, um, I would just my dad actually Would shave my head. He shaved my head in ninth grade because I got a C So I wouldn't I wouldn't get that I'm I'm short of school ball

Like what lesson did he think that was going to teach you to not get a C get better grades I mean the first time we did it was when I was in seventh grade Um, I think I was like acting up in math class or something like that And when I tell you he shaved my head at home We went to walmart got me a nice all great Sweatsuit had like some army stuff on the the sweatshirt got me some Walmart shoes some starter shoes and the sweatpants came up to right here Had to wear high white socks with the starter shoes. I mean the second I walked into school

I'm getting roasted on you know what I did. I walked straight out to school I literally I just walked out to school and just started walking on the road I got literally like ran away from school I was walking for like four hours and this random lady pulled up on the side of roads and was like Art, you're supposed to be in school and I mean my plan was walking to the fire station I don't know what that was going to do for me But I just had it. You know, yeah, I'll try to find something But I just knew I wasn't trying to go back to school to get roasted on I mean

I'm talking about the second I walked into the gym because we had uh Intermeers before school. So, you know, I'm going there to play kickball or whatever before school started and Second I walked in there. I'm getting roasted on boom by everybody. I'm talking about a little kid named Jordan Booker Point at me I mean, he's my boy, but you know, we we used to always gonna get on each other when we were kids and stuff like that I'm talking about he pointed at me started laughing his little high-pitched voice laugh And I was like, no, I'm not going through this today. Boom close the door walk right out of school So I mean it was good memories, you know, I always look look back at that time and laugh now

But yeah, I mean that's that's what you know taught me to you know, don't get no bad grades Don't get no C's A's or B's. So yeah, so we shaving our head if we lose to the Packers I'm not if you can Okay, maybe I'll have to start doing that motivate myself to be a better fan. Yeah, I'm not doing that Yeah, I'm good on that. Um, I had one last question. It's been awesome, man. And thank you to c4 for setting this all up They've been hosting us all week. They're you know, you're doing stuff with c4. Um, what are your thoughts on adult autograph seekers? Adult autograph seekers, I'm fine with them. I just you know I don't like how some of them sell them like just if they're for your kid if they're for your, you know, family members just

Be honest about it, but there's so many I feel like you can't even trust them now It's because they're you know, gonna get your autograph go sell it on ebay And of course, you know those that I have the memorabilia stuff like you can't do that So it's just like, you know nowadays I try to just find kids in the crowds and you know sign it for them But you know nowadays they'll have they'll have anybody come and do it for them Kids or grandmas, you know, you see a grandma in a wheelchair You're thinking that she just wants an autograph, but she's handed going back and handing it to her son. All right, baby Here we go. Let's sell it on ebay. It's an ass. So I mean

It's tough now, but uh, you know, just just just try to you know, sign it for you know fans and Kids most of the time. Yeah, what about like an autograph signing if somebody came up to you and maybe they they'd paid money Or they gotten in for the autograph for free. They got in for free through a player that's in the NFL They got them in you're done for the day with your autograph So you've done you've done your bid and then uh, this person comes up to you. It's like hey, Justin. Can I get a picture with you? I know a situation we're talking about. Are we are we talking about a certain situation? Yeah, just making this up. Yeah, why have you been in a situation? I've been in a situation. I was hoping I would see my man today Yeah, is he here?

He might be Come on, Jerry. Get over here. Get over here. Get up here. We write this wrong. Goodness gracious. Yeah Look at this. So Jerry Yeah, this is beautiful. Yeah, okay. Yeah, I want to tell the story. So look So, you know, there was a set time to where We were taking pictures uh for people who pay for pictures and then after we left that set There was a guy with me the whole time and you know, people will come up Yo, can I get a picture and he would tell people like sorry, you can't do it. You have to pay for it

So but my bad, but when my guy right here came up I'm thinking he's gonna say the same thing, but he walked away. So I'm like, oh Oh, yeah, and then boom got a picture. I mean, you know at the time I didn't I didn't know who he was So I was kind of confused to where like that guy who I was just with you know where he went So I just took the picture with my man. Yeah, you know, he Cried about it on twitter. He tried to curse you. Yeah It came back on tj. I was like, I was like sheesh like right after I saw the video online

But yeah, you live and you learn and you know, I promise you after that moment I don't think I've ever said no to a picture because I because I don't want that, you know, yeah, you know Well, uh reputation. So yeah, it sounds like you have a very reasonable explanation of what happened and jerry kind of took It as a personal affront. He was being unreasonable. I just feel so embarrassed right now Yeah, I was I was I was hoping before I came here. I was like, I hope he's here So I can just you know talk to him, but glad I got to finally say something to him. Yeah, his story is correct He was done with his autographs and stuff like that. Yeah, he's case. He's right. He's right about that Okay, so are we are we good or

Listen, I think this is just water under the bridge now There's talks about jersey jerry moving to chicago new contract coming up So I'll have to support. Yeah, I'll have to support. Yeah, you know, so For me water under the bridge. Listen, it was in the moment I got about seven autographs that day and I should be I should be I should be grateful for that I got a bunch of pictures. We do have a picture. So maybe after this interview we can take one like we're smile Yeah, we go take a good one after the interview for sure a good ending to the story But no, I was listening to the interview. He's a good guy. Yeah. All right. Love that. Well, just this has been awesome, man

Yeah, appreciate y'all for having me. Yeah. Thank you man. We were you this was an awesome time and uh, thanks I don't I don't even jerry justin brought a bunch of footballs to sign. So that's on him Yeah, but you might get one thing I will say though and big cat could attest to this My autographs are always personal my pictures Personal like I don't try to sell the autographs on e-bam. Not that guy. Yeah I know guys like you wouldn't do it, but just like, you know, random guys. I just want to make some some extra money So yeah, what about jerry? You you never you never wish injury on any players in the NFL, right? Uh

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Okay, that's good. Yeah, I think that I I think we're gonna get to the bottom of this and it will be a cool day in Hell before we light up on this quest. Yes. Yes. Um, all right. Let's finish up guys on chicks We do have some breaking news breaking news I Chris can you please do the cow? Sorry max Cow that's a cow that needs a salad a j brown responded to juju Smith Schuster by saying first of all first off congratulations Y'all deserve it. This is lame. He was on the way out the the league before my home's Resurrected your career on your one-year deal tick tock boy

He admitted that he grabbed you but don't act like you're like that or ever was but congratulations again Oh, that's nice. But I like that. That was the Blake riff and like double no disrespect. Yeah, I like that I like that. Okay. Uh, who's oh my god Oh my god What I'm looking at. I'm looking at the picture of mark davis right now. It's it's tragic He he he looks like an infected nipple. It's tragic. It's very tragic What if he loses all his powers now and the raiders start to suck grow the hair back grow the hair back mark? um

Reminder friday. We're on vacation. Dungeons and Dragons tune in also watch on the youtube Who's reading it? memes or chris Chris max, okay Guys on checks Hi big cat pft and crew my boyfriend of three years has a habit of not getting up to go pee in the middle of the night He uses an empty milk jug to piss in It's weird, but it's never bothered me until my family found out about it

My dad got him a hospital bed pan to pee as a present. How do I get him to stop this? Oh, this guy rules This guy rules I I like the move because like I I've done it before in college Most people find themselves for the first time in a situation where the bathroom is like all the way at the end of a hall And you don't want to go down there. So they start, you know, they pee in a bottle every now and again But doing it like in a in a long-term relationship I think it just it sets the standard right now You guys are going to get old one day and you're not going to be able to make it to the bathroom

Other guys out there are going to have to resort to wearing diapers But not him because he's red He's got years of training of peeing into a bed pan at his bedside already Yeah, and I nothing worse than waking up to take a piss and you like break your sleep You know where a lot of times you can wake up and you're like you can piss while still sleeping Uh, but yeah, you got it. This is great. This is great This is more power to this guy back in the victorian era like old-fashioned bedpans were like a sign of high class Love it. Love it. Love it. Yeah, piss jugs are pretty classy

It was the best to be like fat as hell and and pee inside your bed. It's basically rock. It's basically my yeah It's basically everything I like to do Go ahead next question What's up boys, especially back girl, sorry about the eagle's loss not oh I'm constantly yelling at my boyfriend to wash his hands after he takes a piss He always says I didn't even touch my dick or my dick is clean. Is this a war? I'm not going to win Or is he in the wrong? Yeah, no, he's in the right So I never I never wash my hands after I piss. Yeah, I washed my hands before I touched my dick

Yeah, that's I do when I'm at the office or in public of course home. No The hand you didn't have to tell us shake. We knew that wait Jake We know but that that is shocking that jake just admitted Jake that's honestly gross that you don't we were we were doing a bit Yeah, and you you actually admitted that you don't wash your hands at home after you pee You fell for that's great. And then you then you like eat then you go eat with those Oh, my Jake's walking around at his house with piss all over his fingers Gross oh sick so sick. Um, all right next question

Suck father of three pretty eyes pft lottery loser and everyone else Fuck Hank, you know what just listen Hank's not here. Fuck him. Yeah. Yeah, fuck him. My boyfriend is going on My boyfriend is going on his first family vacation with me this summer and he's super pissed about it He said he said we could go on our own vacation any other time because he's a baseball coach and he's missing a week of the season Am I wrong for making him go with us and when is the right time to stop going on vacation with my parents? Also, uh, someone's battery the computer battery is about to drain out. Do you have a charger? Do you have a charger? I have a charger here take a charger

uh Yeah, you can all right Real answer. Well fake answer. Uh, yeah, this is fucked up. It's baseball season. What the hell real answer You're gonna have to just suck it up, dude and start going on family vacations with your your wife's family or your girlfriend's family Like that's just part of being in a relationship. So I'm confused This guy's a baseball coach. He's a coach and So for his job and then he's having to leave his job for a week. Yeah to go on a vacation. Yeah Do we really need vacation boy Hank here to to back him up?

Yeah, I mean your job's being a baseball coach. I feel like you've got to be a baseball You got to be there for your team. Yeah. Yeah, all right. It's kind of Think about it think about being a player on that baseball team And your coach is like, yeah, I got to go on a vacation with my girlfriend's parents in the middle of season What kind of message does that send to the boys? I think he though it sounds to me like he's most mad about the Vacation with the family part I think he it sounds like he's concerned that he's going to have to be quiet while having sex on a vacation. Yeah. Yeah Blowjobs

Yeah, there you go. That's the way to do it. Just be like, don't worry, honey I'll just blow you every night All right, last one Uh, hi ball boys and bald pft and bald pft Another bath related question for you. I'm not bald My boyfriend and I have been dating for about six months. We are both in our mid 20s He's very nice and normal guy except for one thing He takes baths in his own bathtub wearing his bathing suit

This is jake. He says that no He says that because the tub has jets he feels weird being naked and wears his bathing suit because it's hot tub time Not only does this seem incredibly strange to me, but i'm concerned he's not washing his man region I asked him if he takes a shower after his hot tub time And looked at me like I was crazy and said, why do I need to shower? I just took a hot tub Should I be worried? I kind of wish he was just masturbating in there. Thanks Yeah, um, this guy he just needs to try it once because it fucking rules Like like why would you want to be why would you want to bathe in your own bath? He's scared. He's gonna fuck the jets

Oh, is dick's gonna get sucked up? Yeah. Yeah, you're right. He is. He's definitely afraid of that Wait, he's scared that his dick's gonna get sucked into the jets. Yeah, he's to stop himself. He's gonna fuck the jets Yeah, oh like putting your dick on the jets and then having he's good. He's afraid. He's gonna get fucked by the jets He know he's going to fuck the jets. He's gonna have zack wilson. He's scared of himself Yeah Okay. Yeah, I got it. So, um Yeah, maybe he's just maybe he's just embarrassed Yeah, he's never embarrassed. Yeah, he sounds like he's embarrassed to have his dick out there

Yeah, maybe he doesn't like it's a good possibility that he doesn't like looking at his own dick, which Um, I don't know where that like that would come from psychologically Maybe he just doesn't like looking at his own dick. Maybe maybe he's like, I'm so straight that I won't even look at my own penis Yeah, I mean a dick in a bathtub does not look great He definitely fucked the jets once and then realized he could never do it again So he just wears the suit to make sure he doesn't do it. Yeah, you're right. I think billy nailed it. Um All right, we did we pre-taped the lottery ball with hank. We didn't we? Yeah, we did Just a shout out. Yeah, by the way the fact that we did

Um last show I I had forgotten Uh, he spent the end of last show saying he's not a troll And then we went back to ourselves in the studio and he was like congratulations on hitting the eagles future So he's the definition of a troll. I fucking hate him. Let's see if he gets it guys He'll get it this time, right? Love you guys. Okay, uh We're still it's still february 3rd. We're doing all these numbers because we're taking this week off Hank, have you ever gotten this?

I have not ever gotten this. Okay Uh Number 69 nice job 18 17 16 20 We're just gonna be it. I like that billy He can't think of 45 Someone's getting in here Billy I don't think 45 is in the machine. We said that

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