Pardon My Take - Keegan Bradley, Steelers TE Pat Freiermuth, Mt Rushmore Of Heavy Machinery + Fyre Fest
Episode Date: June 30, 2023We’ve got a perfect game from the Yankees (00:00:00-00:11:04). We rate the NHL draft based on names and the Colts have a gambling problem (00:11:04-00:21:15). Mt Rushmore of heavy machinery (00:21:1...5-00:35:42). Keegan Bradley joins the show fresh off his Travelers Championship to talk golf, belly putting, and how cool Michael Jordan is (00:35:42-01:02:31). Pittsburgh Steelers Tight End Pat Freiermuth joined the show to talk football, Kenny Pickett, Jersey Jerry, Big Ben and tons more (01:02:31-01:29:21). We finish the show with a movie review of The Heat + Fyre Fest of the week (01:29:21-01:43:37).You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake
Transcript
Discussion (0)
Hey, part of my take listeners. You can find every episode on Apple podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube.
Prime members can listen, add free on Amazon music.
On today's part in my take, we have a two-fur for the people sending in to what most people
have is the holiday week. July 4th coming up. We have Kegan Bradley, Fresh Off, his
Travelers Championship, and then we have Pat Fryer-Muth,
Tide-End from the Pittsburgh Steelers.
We're also going to do Mount Rushmore of Heavy Machinery.
Basically, if you ever wanted a Mount Rushmore, just people of dudes sitting around being like,
yeah, that's pretty sick.
This Mount Rushmore's review, Billy was very excited about it.
We have our movie review Friday of the
Heat starring Sandra Bullock and Melissa McCarthy. And we also have FireFest
the week. Great show for everyone. It is sponsored by Polaro. It's the world's
largest owner and operator bowling centers with over 325 locations
throughout the United States, currently located in 34 states. Polaro is known for reinventing one of America's oldest pastimes in a new and unforgettable experience
with modern and beautifully designed venues, expansive arcades, premium signature cocktails
and a creative menu. Now we're here to introduce the bar stool Polaro invotational. This summer's
most anticipated event. Joining the invatational is easy.
Simply enter your name and visit any ballerro near you and bowl for your chance to be
entered to win one of our ultimate prizes including limited edition barstool
bowling gear and event at any ballerro and the ultimate grand prize which
includes tickets to the big game and the basketball finals plus a trip to the bar stool Bolero
Invitational finale in Chicago on August 9th.
The fun doesn't stop here.
Enjoy a guaranteed spot on the lanes.
When you reserve a lane or booking event at Bolero near you visit Bolero.com using promo
code bar stool for 15% off your next lane reservation.
This offers only valid through August 31st.
You could come to the barstool Bolero finale in Chicago, August 9th. If you enter to win,
so visit Bolero.com slash barstool to learn more about the barstool Bolero invitational
starting July 12th. Participation is open until July 23rd.
No skills required.
All participants have an equal chance of winning to find a participating center near you.
Visit www.Bolero.com slash barstool.
That's B-O-W-L-E-R-O.com slash barstool.
Enter and you could be with us for the finale of the barstool Bolero Invitational on August 9th in Chicago.
So go check it out.
We had a great time when we went to Bolero.
It's a great place to go, date, place with your friends,
whatever, maybe take your kids in the afternoon.
Whatever you want to do, Bolero's got it for you.
Bolero.com.
Go check it out right now.
Bolero.com slash Barstool.
OK, let's go I'm not washing and then I can't live all on the sun. Oh, no, we're gonna rock it down to
E-Lat, trick I value and then we'll take it higher. Oh, we're gonna rock it down to
it's a hard my take. Is anybody?
I'm the boss.
I'm sports.
Welcome to part of my take. Today is Friday, June 30th and boys.
We had a perfect game.
Yeah.
Do you remember her mom?
Perfect game.
Jake's favorite player on the Yankees.
Yes.
What?
You said it was your favorite player.
Nope.
Oh, whereas he ranked in your favorite players.
Probably towards rock bottom if rock bottom. Oh, why is he there? He's players? Probably towards rock bottom if I'm rock bottom. Oh, why is he a perfect game?
He has some off the field incidents. Oh, that's why I thought I confused.
You said you he was your favorite player. I picked up a fun stat from Frankie
Berle earlier today. Every perfect game that the Yankees of Throne has been
thrown by a guy whose name starts with D. David Wells. David Wells.
And then go Vermont. There's a couple others too. been thrown by a guy whose name starts with D. David Wells, David Wells, and Jemingo
Hermann. There's a couple others too. Perfect game is like the one thing that is pretty cool
because it's what was at the 24th? 27th. 24th. 24th. 24th. 24th. All time. First time in
like what? 10 years? Something like that. Yeah. Over what baseball's around for like
7,000 years. And it's only been 27. That's pretty damn cool. Yeah, good job. Hermann.
Termingo. Hermann. Jake's favorite player. Nope. That was the big, but it takes second favorite player.
Sorry, you're right. It's your second. Yeah. There was another close that you like too, right?
He's a big robber's check. Yeah. Yeah. He's off the team. Uh, but yeah, that was the big story in
sports. All right. No hitters are fun. No, no, perfect game. Perfect game. Perfect game is fun.
Which one did Dallas Braden throw? He threw a no hitter.
Okay.
If German threw a no hitler, that would've been
first for everything.
No, Dallas Brady.
That would've been.
No, it was a no hitter.
Okay.
Okay, so boys, we're finishing our week.
We've been in Pinehurst all week.
We're pretty gassed.
Lot of golf, lot of golf, a lot of time out in the sun.
It's exhausting.
Lot of walking.
Lot of time with the boys.
I mean, it combines hanks to favorite things, which is working super hard and also golfing all the time.
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm exhausted. Honestly, this, this week took a lot out of me.
Yeah.
But, but, but wait.
And now we have next week, and I got enough to golf more.
Wait, yeah. And also, aren't you staying an extra day to golf?
Yeah, that was just the flight they booked me on.
Oh, okay.
We'll be back tomorrow afternoon. Yeah. So I got to find something to do to fill my time with
tomorrow morning. Big news though. Yeah. Jake got an eagle. Yeah. It was on
camera and everything right? It was not. I wasn't. I was. And so it means I
also got a whole one not on camera. People were saying I didn't but I if you read
my scorecard, I got a whole one. So yeah, kind of crazy
It's really not something to brag about that much like everyone gets a hole in one. No, I once Jake got one
It's like oh, it'll be a link to post a video of my hole in one. Yeah, I agree
I agree who did that this area is is very cool though
It just feels like we're in North Carolina golfland
Yeah, I know you line. I actually think North Carolina is one of the most underrated states
It might be in my top three states overall.
It is a pretty underrated state.
It's got every very cool places.
It's got every floor states.
Not rush more states.
Yeah, we didn't even go to cook out.
Yeah, we didn't go to cook out.
What's that?
You've been to cook out before.
You're like, you know, it hasn't taken you?
You're like, no, it's a place where you go in North Carolina and you literally can order
everything.
Oh, yes, yes. Like, I went to cook out once and I think I got a quesadilla,
I got like chicken parm, I got a milkshake,
and a mozzarella sticks, a side pasta, a steak.
Like, you can get, the menu is just-
Oh, I thought it was just barbecue.
No, it's everything.
Chicken parm, fast food, good.
I might have made up the chicken parm,
but either way, Jake, don't run the store. No, I got everything. But the chicken part, but either way, Jake don't run the store
No, I got everything I got a
I got a car and a motorcycle you can get all this stuff and it's always like 599. Yeah, yeah the whole bill was like that
I'll be $10 sir. Yeah, North Carolina. It's got great barbecue the pork shoulder down here is awesome great beaches
Great golf great basketball UNC great basketball the most
Great beaches, great golf, great basketball UNC, great basketball. The most, the most, the most, the perfect color of blue.
Asheville, awesome city in the mountains, the outer banks.
Yeah, the show and the place.
Yeah, North Carolina's got it going on.
Yeah, Carolina blue always here.
Yeah, yeah, Pinehurst was a lot of fun.
We have a lot of, yeah, there's a lot.
His glasses, Mike Gleinen, quarterback, university, Kobe, percent,
real great dudes, Russell Wilson, half a bone,
and the good half.
Yeah, Drake May, Sam Howell,
Sam Howell, Mitch,
Mitch, Dan,
Mr. Busky,
yeah, the coach who coached the mannings,
uh, Cuckcliffe,
yeah, the greatest basketball coach in the history college basketball, Dean Smith, and Roy Williams. Second greatest. Yeah. Yeah. So it's got everything. Tim Duncan.
Chris Paul. Chris Paul. Yeah. I've got one other right brother.
Julius Hodges. Yeah. The right brothers. Yeah. The right brothers. That's Ohio. No, no,
now you're getting into the license plate battle. There's a big license for a battle between
Ohio and North Carolina. one says the birthplace
of aviation, the other says first in flight,
they both claim the Wright brothers for the record,
I'm on the side of North Carolina.
This is like, they did the flight at Kitty Hawk.
This is like Abraham Lincoln being claimed
by like seven different states.
It's exactly like that.
Yeah, the flight happened in North Carolina.
Oh, and that's exactly where it is.
That's bullshit.
Ohio's got to get to the back of the line. It's basically like, Oh, their parents had
sex in Ohio. They try to count that as a dub. No, that's no, it's where you where you did
the flight. Yep. Yeah, it's been a great week. A lot of golf, a lot of walking, not a lot
going on in the sports world. We do have culture players getting suspended for the gambling
issues. So who was his Isaiah Rodgers?
Yeah.
Corner back for the cults.
This is such a cult story too, because he's actually
like an important part of their defense for next year.
And to have this happen, it's like the cults just,
they just exude bad luck ever since Andrew Luck.
There are a lot of people that have been suspended for gambling
who have like gambled at the team facility and other sports. And you can kind of be like, oh, that, that happens. You can
actually put it in a bet. But with this dude, he was actually betting on Colts game. So
he was betting the over under on rushing yards. We need to know if he was over under who
is betting a thousand dollars. Yeah, we do need to know. Like I can't make a full like line
in the sand. This was very, very wrong until I know,
like if he bet the under, then he's, he did win the bet.
Oh yeah, he did say that.
Okay, good.
I don't know if it was over under.
Think they got to remove, like the coaches can't say bet
on yourself.
Oh, good point.
Like they got to remove that from the lingo,
cause yeah, it's very confusing if your coach is like,
we want to bet ourselves in this locker room.
Yeah, I would definitely is like, we wanna bet our selves in this locker room. Yeah.
I would definitely be like, okay coach,
over one interception for me today.
Our players that are holding out saying,
I'm gonna bet on myself, that sort of thing.
Yeah.
That's his management's winning big time on this one.
Yeah, that's a great point, Hank.
Thank you.
Your brain's still firing.
So got it.
You should actually hang a banner in Cold Stadium next to the the
AFC finalist one that just says our cornerback hit a bet and over under Russian yards for running back.
Unless it's an under. Unless it's an under. Yeah. I want then he's an asshole. Imagine being like
betting against your teammate to have a good game. Yeah. I wonder if he was he on the field for that
play against the Texans. At the very end of the season, David smells that swung
everything towards the bears and the NFL draft.
Yeah, David smell.
If their cornerback was on the field for that play, I mean, you
think I got to build a statue in his honor.
Yeah, we do. Yeah, maybe he was maybe he's taking the can't lose
parlay that week. Yeah, not called that anymore.
Can't must win. No, it's just called bed on yourself.
A bed I like and you decide. No, it's just called bet on yourself a bet
I like and you decide whether you like it or not the last game you played him was December 26th
We recorded stats, so okay, all right, so that probably he probably wasn't on there
Oh, we did have the NHL draft counterbredard is officially a blackhawk. Yeah big huge blackhawks also like went
Great move obviously drafts in counterbredard, no brainer, and then
signed Corey Perry who I absolutely fucking hate and was like a rival for many years.
So I don't know what they're doing.
And you got Jake Bailey.
And Jake Bailey from the islanders.
I was reading the NFL draft or the NHL draft grades this morning.
And it was like Chicago Blackhawks A plus for draft and counterbredard.
So this job you got great value.
A plus. The flyers got a guy named Bunk. like Chicago Black Hawk's A+. For drafting counterpart. So this job, you got great value. A+.
The flyers got a guy named Bunk.
And I'm very excited for memes
that are gonna come out of that.
That's gonna be fantastic for me, I'm sure.
That won't get run to the ground.
That's huge.
Let's actually do a quick, I'm gonna do a quick draft grade
just based on names.
Let's see.
Oliver Bunk is all about.
Oliver Bunk is good.
Dallabor Dvoroski is pretty good. Yep. Oh wait
There's a denial butt
Drafted by the codeys. Oh, I like that. I am beauty denial butts in a butt. I like that. That's a great name
Front door only. There's some great. There's some great names of this
Yeah auto Stenberg Yeah, Otto Stenberg.
Otto Stenberg.
Otto Stenberg sounds like a guy from 1960.
That was still playing in 1986 without a helmet.
Yeah, it just scars all over its face.
Yeah, there's some Oliver Borg.
Who the cap's get?
I wanna grade the cap strap thing.
The caps, I'm looking at the big.
Ryan Leonard at eight.
Ryan Leonard?
It sounds like a good strong strapping young man.
Yeah, but that's a boring name.
You have to strapping.
Adam Fantilly.
It's pretty good too.
There's some programs here.
The avalanche with the last 31st pick took
McAill, Goyewev.
I like that guy.
Sounds like a guy that's marching on Moscow.
Oh, what about this?
The sharks took Quentin musty. Oh
Yeah, like that this might be an all-time names draft. I just like to kneel but what a great name Matthew would also was drafted
So yeah, that's our NHL draft summary. I say everybody got a plus. Yeah, everyone got a plus
There was one guy who treated me saying please talk about the
Yeah, everyone got an A-plus. There was one guy who treated me saying,
please talk about the LaCrosse World Championships.
So that was the recap.
So I don't recall, or Jake?
Yeah, no way.
No, I was just, we were just gonna do that as the whole
World Championship. Yeah, I don't really care
about the LaCrosse World Championships.
That was it. That was our whole recap.
That sounds like us just inviting the world
to play us and LaCrosse and beat them.
Yeah, yeah. Yeah.
So that was our recap.
There was our good friend, J.J. Watt,
just got hired by CBS Sports.
He's gonna be actually awesome.
He's gonna be good now.
Jake, is he gonna be in studio?
Is he doing the pre-game show?
Ooh, he's gonna be cool.
You actually just broke this news to me, so I'm not sure.
Oh, you didn't know.
No, no.
Jake, didn't you offer to call the game for them?
You were too busy trying to give out fucking, you know, grab ass for co-workers that just let up like 10 goals again
NFL studio analyst, all of you in studio, but I'm happy to simulate that so okay, I the desk could you simulate that that it could you be James Brown
Yeah, could we get you dressed up like James Brown? Yeah, okay, give us an intro
Hello everybody welcome to see
Okay, give us an intro
Hello everybody welcome to see
Just say damp lips calm and then I'll be JJ what is it called sexy little brunette bitch sucking and fucking your personal trainers big cock All right, so Jake go for it
and fucking your personal trainers big cock. All right, so Jake go for it.
That was the treat to James.
He tweeted out because you went to like some porn site
that had the tweet button.
The share.
They've always got the share on Facebook
and the share on Twitter.
And it's just to trap people.
No one has ever hit that part.
There's no reason why that button should be there.
James Brown, it's like you want to post this on Facebook,
Twitter or email it to your boss.
I would imagine like at damplips.com HQ, they were just sitting there like someone just hit the button.
What the fuck? Sounded illonged. They probably had a champagne bottle ready to go.
It wasn't worse than the round.
Yeah, I mean, well, it's a link, so it's not his words, but it was something he was maybe watching.
JJ's going to be in studio. He's also also gonna be very biased in favor of his brothers.
Something to keep an eye on.
True, true, gotta watch that.
Yeah, I think that's probably,
Otani also had two home runs,
and he had 10 strikeouts the other night,
so I think we can say,
Otani's the best baseball player to ever live.
It was someone had an analogy.
It was basically, yeah, he went three for three,
two home runs runs 10 strikeouts
They're like this is if Patrick were homes through four touchdowns 350 yards and
Two sacks and like four pressures off the edge. Yeah our good friend Sam Decker said this is Otani is like if Peyton Manning was also Ed Reed
Yeah, it's craze. It is nuts. It's absolutely insane. How good he is and credit to us
We called for having it want to be one of our MLB storyline speaking at MLB
So next week is July 4th
we have a new show on Monday that's gonna be we're testing everyone
We're seeing how everyone the the takeys are coming up. They'll be July 14th
We're gonna see if everyone can earn their a straight AWL
We're gonna have new material for the first 20 25 minutes and then we have a Mount Rushmore
And then we have our baseball draft which we are very excited for people to listen to
But we also think it might be the worst podcast we'll ever put out
I think it's without a doubt the worst thing that we've ever done. Yeah, it's just it's just guys saying names
And then most of the names have already been said before
And Billy yeah, and Billy taking 25 minutes.
Billy is a Patrick Cantley.
It was fun.
No, he fantasy traps for sure.
And it was taped on.
It was recorded.
Yeah, it was to go.
It was taped on Hakes birthday.
So we're drinking as well.
So it was a good time.
Hank, why did you say it that way?
Like it was recorded.
That makes me feel like it wasn't like you guys forgot to record.
Why would you say it was recorded?
No, like it was it was it was a recording that't like you guys forgot to record. Why would you say it was recording? No like it was it
It was a recording that we did it was a record. Yeah, I mean every show that we do is record right some of them are good shows some of them
Okay, it was a show. It's a show correct. It's new content. Yeah, here's the thing. We'll only do it once a year
Well actually, you know, we decided we're gonna do the same format for other sports too, but there's just too many names in base
Only four times a year when we do something like that?
Yeah, also shout out Bonaylor.
Our guy, Catcher, on the Guardians, hit his first dinger,
and then his brother was at the top of the dugout
waiting to congratulate him when he got there.
That's wild.
And he had a sick put out at second base too.
Bonaylor is the future of Catchers.
Yes.
All right, so we have that Monday and then Friday.
So no show Wednesday, I think it's Wednesday July 4th
I'm gonna say yes, but I don't know. Let's just say yes
That's Tuesday's life was the no show. We embrace debate the best day of the week to have July 4th on Tuesday's up there
I would say Thursday because then there's no way anyone's gonna make you work Friday
So you get like a four-day weekend. Yeah, Tuesday's pretty good. The worst is when it's on a Saturday, right?
We can agree.
Yeah.
Saturday's best.
Yeah, Thursday or Friday, I would say the top picks.
I like Tuesday, because you can go for a long weekend,
come back, but then you do probably have to go
to work the next day.
Yeah.
So no show Wednesday, and then Friday,
we have our new Dungeons and Dragons
with the Wonton Don sat in with us.
So about 12 hours.
That was awesome.
That one will be great.
And so yeah, that's our schedule next week.
We have a packed show still to go here.
So let's do it.
Let's do, we're gonna do Mount Rushmore
and then we'll have Keegan Bradley,
then Pat Friar Mooth.
This show is brought to you by our friends at Bolero. I talked about it at the
top, but we got a big thing coming with Bolero. The Barstool Bolero Invitational. This summer's
most anticipated event. Joining the Invitational is easy. Simply enter your name and visit any
Bolero near you and bowl for your chance to be entered to win one of our ultimate prizes including
limited edition Barstool Bowling Gear and event any ballerro and the ultimate grand prize which includes tickets to the
big game and the basketball finals plus a trip to the bar stool, ballerro, invetational
finale in Chicago, August 9th.
The fun doesn't stop here.
Enjoy a guaranteed spot on the lanes when you reserve a lane or book an event at ballerro
near you visit Polaro.com
using promo code barstool for 15% off your next lane reservation.
The offer is only valid through August 31st. Polaro is the world's largest owner
and operator bowling centers with over 325 locations throughout the United States.
Currently located in 34 states.
We had an awesome time at Polaro when we did our punishment for the NFL season.
Visit Bolero.com slash barstool to learn more about the barstool Bolero invitational.
Starting July 12th, participation is open only, sorry, until July 23rd, no skills required.
All participants have an equal chance of winning to find a participating center near you.
Visit www.bollero.com slash bar stool.
That's Bolero.com slash bar stool B O W L E R O dot com slash bar stool and get entered
to win a chance to be with us at the bar stool.
Bolero invitational finale in Chicago on August 9th. Also Mount Rushmore is brought to you by the Barstool Sports Book.
Download and sign up for the Barstool Sports Book today.
Terms apply must be 21 plus gambling problem called 100 gambler.
I will have new baseball bets coming up on the Barstool Sports Book very soon.
You can ride with us every single day.
We have different, you know, the, the British open.
No, it's not called the open championship will be coming up.
We have NFL futures. Go look at those. Those are gonna be good. I'll actually look at it right now.
I think I'm gonna take the Ravens, but I don't know what their price is right now.
I think it's like 22 to one. I think that's me. My suit will pick just team total under smash. You're so wrong by that.
I like it. No, thanks. So right. No, that's so wrong. I've cornered myself into a spot where I have to defend Aaron Rogers, but I will
Sad 22 to 1 Ravens. I went hard on the on the Vikings. Oh
Vikings, okay feeling a little bad about last year. I'm back. Yeah, I'm back on Kirk cousins
All right, so download inside of for the basketball sportsbook today gambling problem called 1 800 gambler must be 21 plus
And now Mount Rushmore of Heavy Machinery.
Okay, Mount Rushmore time,
Mount Rushmore of Heavy Machinery.
There's a lot of pressure on Billy and this one.
I'm just gonna go all the front and say,
Billy has the rock for this entire life.
Okay, I'm excited.
Shot my mic off.
So we have first pick, Billy, you guys are second
and then Hank and
Max your third. PFT, should we just take one one? If it's not what I think it is,
then you guys have already lost. One one or three. I think those are the two strongest
picks. Okay. What do you think it is, Billy? What do you think it is? Go, and that'll tell you.
All right, we're gonna go with a tank.
Yeah, tank.
Tank.
Tanks are awesome.
Tanks one one.
Tanks pretty much have won every single war.
Did we get talked about enough?
It couldn't be that guy in the street.
That's true, and...
Oh, and... No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no That was a massive dub thanks. That was a pictures right before disaster. Yeah.
He did more so rest of that.
You think the guy just stopped the tank?
They were like, my bad freedom of speech is bad.
It's an iconic picture.
I should have seen it.
It's going to be something good.
It is.
But yeah, tank, I wish I could fuck it up.
I could operate a tank.
We also get Frank the tank with that pick.
Yes.
Which I do, I am able to operate, not successfully all the time.
Mostly that time he went to, was it the devil's playoff? Yes. Uh, which I do, I am able to operate, not successfully all the time.
Mostly that time he went to, was it the devil's playoff game?
Yeah.
He just, I was like, Frank really needed your stream.
He's like, well, I'm going to go to the game.
Okay.
Good talk.
Uh, all right.
Billy.
Nuclear powered aircraft carrier.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
I, you know, I had a 1 one if we were gonna just do civilian heavy machinery
but I also prepared some heavy millow there.
I mean, I think there's gonna be a mix.
I'm Christian, I guess we'll find out with Oppenheimer.
I thought they just loaded those things up in planes.
Oh, so a nuclear powered aircraft here
is different from a bomb.
It's kinda like a, so the engine
was a nuclear airing newsrun by a nuclear power.
They can just go forever
because they got a nuclear reactor on board.
So it's not like there's a weapon
on the planet.
It's specific to the United States, China's,
and have a.
Actual ship is powered by nuclear.
So they don't have to put gas into it.
There's no gas station for an aircraft carrier.
It's got a nuclear turbine on board
that runs all the electricity.
It's why we're the goat.
Are we?
At military.
For now. Okay. Because we have the goat. Are we? At military. For now.
Okay.
Until the new carier.
We have the China's coming.
Well now they don't have nuclear powered aircraft carriers.
That's why.
The nuclear power aircraft carriers are going,
Whoa, can China's gonna eat our lunch.
China.
Okay.
Hank and Max.
Max memes.
We're gonna go with a car crusher.
Okay. I like it. Those car crusher. Okay.
I like it.
Those things are awesome.
Yeah, I would've been like the little cubes.
Like that is cool watch.
Yeah.
The windows explode.
Yeah, super cool.
And those I'm assuming like all the videos,
like the slow mo like impact videos.
Like that's essentially the same thing.
Very cool.
You guys ever go to the monster trucks
and they jump over those crushed cars.
Yeah, very quick. Yeah. And then we will go simple. We ever go to the monster trucks and they jump over those crushed cars? Yeah, very quick.
Yeah.
And then we will go simple.
We should go to monster trucks.
We should.
Builder of skyscrapers, cranes.
Yeah.
Cranes are good pick.
Sometimes I get freaked out when I look at cranes.
Giant cranes are like, you just see them in the city
and sometimes you just, you know, don't think about them.
And then you look at them, you like,
that thing is 300 feet in the air.
I got a serious question.
How do they build the giant cranes?
Does there have to be a bigger crane?
Oh, there are cranes.
But who built that crane?
No, where did the first crane come from?
It's, well, there's like a small,
there's a small, usually truck mounted crane.
Yeah.
That builds the first part of the second crane.
But how do you get the bigger crane?
How do you make it bigger without a bigger crane?
Well, they just move it up to,
I don't think you know.
I don't think you know, you know, you know,
you know, because then you'll point it out.
Just somebody out there listening,
please tell us how they build the giant cranes
without it and even bigger cranes.
Is there just a mammoth crane
that they built like a long time ago
that builds all the other cranes?
Well, usually God, God build up.
No, they put a smaller crane on top of the building.
They build a small crane on top of the building to build the bigger crane.
God, that kind of makes sense. That makes sense.
How do they get the crane up to the top of the building?
They build it on the building on the top of the building.
Oh, I think you're also making this up.
No, they use it. It's a smaller crane.
But they are, but, but they have to build the building with the crane.
Well, usually it starts with a smaller crane and then on top of the building
Okay, okay, we're trapped. I don't think it's an answer. All right. Go ahead you guys are up next
We're gonna go with a classic I my personal favorite of heavy machinery a bulldozer
Yeah, good. Bulldozer good. That was good. If you guys didn't go that way
I think that was gonna be one one. Yeah. We actually thought about doing bulldozer
for so overall, it could pick.
I think we go two fours, a nice combo.
Yeah.
All right.
No, two.
Sement mixer.
Sement mixer.
Sement mixers are sweet.
They're always tumbling around.
Kids love them.
Probably the most painful truck to get hit by.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You get run over by cement.
Also, the most important thing for me, Adam Devon, Yeah. Yeah. You get run over by cement.
Also, we learn that from Adam Devon.
Yeah.
It's like a, you always refer to a fullback as being a cement mixer.
Yes.
Yes.
Okay.
So, and then our next one, which is kind of a nice little go together, the steam roller.
Yeah.
Steam roller, fucking sick when you see it on the highway.
I mean, they rebuilt I-95, right, Max?
Yeah, that was insane.
That was basically a champion. We all thought that was going 95 right Max. Yeah, that was that was insane. That was basically a champion
We all thought we all thought that was gonna take months
Yeah, and they had all the mascots going over it
I also don't really try whatever with this is a different if they ever how to know how does that work
How do they do how do they do that? They built away because it all found days over time
It feels like it feels like we could do a lot of things if we just get over time
I guess. Yeah.
I also like when Kid Rock buys, I don't know, like a shitload of Bud Light and then runs
it over with a steam roller.
Yeah.
That should be one of the floats of Philly everyone's championship instead of like double
decker buses.
Steamrollers.
Steamrollers.
Yeah.
The way you said that sounded mean.
I mean, if they ever win a championship.
Yeah.
Okay. You guys are up.
We're gonna go with an excavator.
Oh, nice, nice.
The dinosaur.
Nice.
Yeah, excavator.
Yes.
Big ones too.
Yeah, they look cool.
They look like a dinosaur.
So would that be also,
it's like a backhoe slash digger as well,
like you could call all that essentially?
I think an excavator is a backhoe.
Yeah.
Well the backhoe, on an excavator is the backhoe.
Yeah, yeah, right.
So it's digging, so you could be like, that's just a big digger.
Yeah, but what is the backhoe is what part?
It's the backhoe.
It's the Kardashian to R It's the Kardashian Teragi.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay.
Two picks.
We're gonna go on my landscaping at AWLs.
Know about this one, the tree woodchipper.
Nice.
We had that.
Fargo.
Yeah, that's good.
Yeah, I just have a giant, giant truck full of trees.
You just pull up and just throw them in there.
It looks so cool.
So satisfying to watch. Like this huge huge tree just in seconds, just get.
I got a dumb question.
You know, like to think of this thing as big enough and like, what's this throw it in?
DNA, DNA evidence.
How come, how come all this shit that we're talking about for the most part is yellow?
Why do we decide to make heavy machinery yellow?
Cat.
There's, there's, there's Kamatsu.
That's orange.
John Deers is green. Yeah. yellow. Kat. There's there's there's come, there's comeatsu. That's orange. John Deezer's green.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Kat's usually yellow once or the best.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay.
Good one.
And then we're going to, I mean, this is in the same family as as the backhoe, backhoe excavator,
but the, you know, the every day common man.
More convenient, get around on the construction site as the front loader.
Oh.
Huh. The target like a, like a forklift. convenient get around on the construction site is the front loader.
The target like a like a forklift.
It's got the little it's got the little like a that's a bad one for the foreclips. That's a bulldozer. You're talking about like the segway bulldozer.
I'm talking about a front loader. The one the one man.
Oh, like the back hole in reverse. Yeah, where it's pushing stuff.
Front loader. Yeah. Okay.
Like it. It's got a little bed in the front they're small you can wheel them around
Pretty stuff up. Yeah
Pick stuff up put stuff down jumping into a super convenient
Okay
Billy
This might be more special
No, this is dope. Yeah
You just that's exactly my point. That's exactly my point.
Because, no, I just like, it's funny
because we're just saying,
it's gonna be like, yeah, cool.
You don't know what we're talking about.
It's not.
Okay, I'm gonna go.
Yeah, you know what?
That is cool.
I'm gonna go with 18 Wheeler Tractor Trailer.
Okay.
Yeah. That's a big piece of machinery.
Yeah. Like a back truck.
You think you're a driver?
That's a car. That is a big piece of machinery. Yeah. Like a back truck. You think you're driving one? That's a car.
That is a big piece of machinery.
No, that's a big piece of machinery.
18 wheelers.
Special license to drive it.
Would you count like a school bus?
No, no, no, it's true.
18 wheeler with like,
like a Mach truck.
But the ones you see on road truck.
Yeah, that's a car.
It's a car, just like the one you see on the road with the cars.
Yeah, but like when you see a really shiny nice one pulling some serious weight like turn into a fucking machine and help you know
Help you save the world. Yeah, yeah on there
Or when the back of it opens up and then the really fast red car falls out because he fell asleep and then he finds himself in a random town in Arizona
Cars, oh, yeah. Okay.
PFT. We got our last pick. I like, I like number six. Yeah.
Yeah. Jackhammer.
Jackhammer rocks. Yeah. What do you
say? That's not it. It's not heavy machine.
That's a very definitely. Jackhamers that are heavy machine. That is, that is just a tool. They're also the most annoying. That's not it's not heavy machine. That's a very definitely jackhammers that are heavy machine that is that is just a tool
They're also the most
That's what I was gonna say. I think you actually have dislike jackhammers more than you've enjoyed them in your lifetime
I haven't used a jackhammer. Have you ever been around a jack?
I've done both and honestly using a jackhammer. I get it
I don't get mad at jackhammer noise anymore because somebody out there is having a great time niche after you get done
After you get done Jackhammering all day your arms just don't stop moving. Yeah
One of the first stories I remember from this podcast is the Gardner Menshu hammer story
Yeah, that was a regular. I know but yeah, I had yeah
Not a Jackhammer Jackhammer Jackhammer's our tool if we were doing best tools. I'd be there with you
When you're gonna best tools you'd be one one
Got you that means I'm useful all right. What do we miss? We had submarine on there
Maybe too soon bad week for subs. Yeah, nuclear
Loose running long long time after I was trying to think of
What's the fucking machine
and I watch these videos in the very therapeutic.
I guess it might just be a compactor
that has the metal great spinning into each other
and you like throw like a big oil drum in it
and it just crushes it.
It could just be called a compactor, but those were.
No, it's like shreds the metal.
I know what you're talking about.
Oh, we also had hydraulic press.
Yeah.
Oh, that would have been better than jackhammer.
Yeah, that was like,
but how viral those are?
What would the car crash?
Car crash, it kind of,
what about, what about,
what about, what about,
what about, what about,
what about, what about, what about,
what about, what about, what about,
what about, what about, what about, what about,
what about, what about, what about, what about, what about,
what about, what about, what about, what about, what about, what about, what about, what about, what about, what about, what about, what about, what about, what about, what about, what about, what about, what about, what about, what about, what about, what about, what about, what about, what about, what about, what about, what about, what about, what about, what about, what about, what about, what about, what about, what about, what about, what about, what about, what about, what about, what about, what about, what about, what about, what about, what about, what about, what about, what about, what about, what about, what about, what about, what about, what about, what about, what about, what about, what about, what about, what about, what about, what about, what about, what about, what about, what about, what about, what about, what about, what about, what about, what about, what about, what about, what about, what about, what about, what about, what about, what about, what about, what about, what about, what about, what about, what about, what about, what about, what about, what about, what about, what about, what about, what about really see them like doing anything. Yeah. Harvest. There's a pretty cool. Yeah, green heart. Combine. Yeah. Yeah.
A nail guns. That might be a tool though. Yeah, it's a tool. That's a tool.
Yeah, you can hold it. Shut up.
Shut up.
Okay. Forklift. Forklift was on there too. Yeah. Oh, that's good.
I don't know if this is our best but rush for
i think it was there's their best
yeah it was there best yeah
i'm saying like usually there's debate instead we're just like
yeah that is sick
yeah cool
no i won back up
yeah
jackhammer
oh yeah cranes are awesome
yeah there was a really bad pick in there wasn't jackhammer picked a car but
he had a eighteen wheeler actually cars heavy machinery I don't think there was a really bad pick in there, wasn't it? Jack Hamill picked a car, but... 18 Wheeler?
Actually, a car is heavy machinery.
I think, like, depends, I guess it's a,
I don't know what a drive stick shift,
but like if you knew what a drive stick shift,
like the normal person I think in a state of emergency
could figure out how to drive a truck.
No, 18 Wheeler?
I think a state emergency.
If you know, like underpants, but you've never done it before.
But dude, like stopping in those things,
like figuring out the distance you need to stop
without the fucking back to.
But think about it compared to everything else.
It's not like hopping into a U-Haul.
That's different.
But I'm saying, like, think about hopping into,
like anything else.
No, but you think you could figure it out.
Like any other thing that we said.
Operating a jackhammer is pretty easy.
But like a bulldozer.
Like a bulldozer is right in front of you
for some reason you need to operate it
to like save the world.
Do you think you could do it?
No.
A bulldozer is closer to attract, like,
a bulldozer is closer to.
They come buttons.
It's press the yellow button to start to go
neutral green button to go red button to stop joystick.
Yeah, exactly.
You control with mad cats.
Okay, that was our amount rush for.
This show is sponsored by BetterHelp.
It's so easy to get caught up in what everyone else
needs from you and never take a moment to think
about what you need from yourself.
Sometimes you've got emotions that get bottled up inside you, you need to share them with somebody,
you need to talk about your feelings in order to control yourself and control your feelings
and feel better about where you are in life.
But when we spend all of our time giving sometimes, it can leave us feeling stretched then,
it can leave us feeling burned out.
Therapy can give you the tools to find more balance in your life so you can keep supporting others
without leaving yourself behind.
Sometimes you get overwhelmed in life.
Sometimes things happen, unexpected events.
It's important to discuss these things,
to discuss your emotions so you can benefit.
And if you've benefited from therapy,
I'm here to tell you that I'm with you on that.
I have gone to a therapist in the past.
I went a few years ago, I went gone to a therapist in the past. I
went a few years ago. I went again recently when my father passed away. It's good to get
these emotions out and talk about your feelings. That way you can be more present in your day
to day life. Better Help is here to help you. They've helped me find more balance with
BetterHelp. Visit BetterHelp.com slash PMT today to get 10% off your first month. That's better help. That's
better help.com slash pmt. Betterhelp.com slash pmt. And now here's Kegan Bradley.
Okay, we now welcome on a very special guest. It is Kegan Bradley fresh off his victory
at the Travelers Championship. Kegan, thank you for joining us. Let's start with the to be able to get the chance to be able to get the chance to be able to get the chance to be able to get the chance to be able to get the
chance to be able to get the
chance to be able to get the
chance to be able to get the
chance to be able to get the chance to be able to get the
chance to be able to get the chance to be able to get the
chance to be able to get the
chance to be able to get the chance to be able to get the
chance to be able to get the
chance to be able to get the
chance to be able to get the
chance to be able to get the
chance to be able to get the
chance to be able to get the
chance to be able to get the
chance to be able to get the
chance to be able to get the
chance to be able to get the chance to be able to get the
chance to be able to get the
chance to be able to get the
chance to be able to get the chance to be able to get the chance to be able to get the chance to be able to get the chance to through your head though when it's starting to slip at the end?
Were you like this could be a problem or did you know?
Hey, I played so well so far.
I've made such a big lead.
I'm good.
I definitely did not know that we were going to be all good,
but I walked to the I was walking up to the 17th tee,
and which is like one of the toughest shots in the course.
And I get to the tee and tee, which is like one of the toughest shots in the course, and I get to the tee.
And some guy yells out, uh, Keegan's gonna choke. Everybody get ready to go start school.
Like this. And after the round, I mean, I heard him. Everyone started pulling him. And after the
round, my caddy Scottie said, did you hear that? I was like, yeah, I heard that. And like, it was,
it got a little tense, but I, uh, you know, I, tense, but I didn't miss a shot for literally three and a half days.
And then things got a little bit squirrely there, but let's say that's why you get big
leads, right?
And I still felt okay, but it definitely I was feeling it there on 17-T.
Yeah, it's a credit to you.
It's actually kind of a flex that you were like,
hey, I'll give you guys back a couple strokes,
and I'll still win by three.
That's how good I've been.
Yeah, it was surreal because I decided I wasn't going
to look at leaderboards, especially if I got up to a good start
because I had Ches in my group who was the only one
that was really that close to me.
So I figured if I went out and played well,
no one could really catch me.
Only the only one that could catch me was Chaz if he played well.
I didn't look at any boards until I was on 16.
I saw Patrick Babeoggan 16 and I had a foreshot lead.
I thought, I just don't hit any of these in the water.
I don't see how I can lose.
What's it like those first three days when you're just absolutely locked in?
Does the hole look bigger? We always hear about baseball players being like, yeah, the ball looks like it's the size of a beach ball.
Does the ball look bigger to you? Is the whole look bigger?
Yeah, I mean, I, I've never had that happen in my all my years of playing on the torts.
It's the best I've ever played and I, it's very rare you match up ball striking with putting and I was doing that and it just,
it's so, it feels so easy to
play really well. It feels hard to when you play bad if that makes sense. Like it it's just automatic.
It's like oh it's 135. This is a perfect wedge. Boom you just hit it. And when you're playing bad
it's like oh the wind's off the left and there's a bunker over there. But when you're playing like
that it's just so easy and that's why it's so frustrating when it's not going well because it's like, I could do
this.
Why can't I do this every time?
But it was just one of those weeks.
It just was, everything was going my way.
It was perfect.
I had a pot on the first day and my first nine on 17 that from like 70 feet, it smashed
into the pin and went in.
And I think it might have gone in the water, a pot.
And it's just like one of those things that like, wow, that was pretty special.
And maybe this is, these things are going my way.
Yeah, and the travelers is a, we call it the fifth major. I think we've got like six tournaments that we call the fifth major.
But the purse is like the fifth major. It's what 3.6 million. Congratulations.
Thank you.
Has that hit your bank account yet? It's what 3.6 million congratulations. Yeah. How's that? Thank you.
Has that hit your bank account yet?
So I woke up this morning and I went on to my, because I've been checking, because this
is a pretty sizable check here.
Yeah.
And I hadn't seen it.
And I was thinking, well, maybe because the check's so big, they got to go through
a different process.
So that's why it's got there.
And then it came in and I took a screenshot.
I said it to my wife and we were like, you know, going crazy. It's really shocking to get a check like that,
because my whole career, if you made $3.6 million in a year,
that was a major year.
That's like a top 10 type year.
And, you know, we now are playing for so much money.
It's like, it's crazy, it just happened overnight.
Yeah, do you know, do you have like a big thing
that you're going to spend it on?
Any big purchases?
I get that question all the time.
And I haven't thought of anything.
I like, I want to go to, my big thing I want to do
is I want to go to watch the Patriots
with Brady, the Brady game.
So I'm willing to really go, like, live it up that week
and do that.
But I haven't had much, many things that I can, you know,
it's, I'm still, it still feels like this didn't happen.
Yeah.
Like, it feels like another person did this.
Like, when I think about what happened, I see it from, like,
the third person.
Like, I don't feel like I've experienced it.
It's the weirdest thing I could ever explain, but, um,
it still seems fake, honestly.
I mean, that's a very cool feeling.
The, you mentioned your career.
So you've had a fascinating career
because you came out when you started,
you won a couple tournaments,
then you had a period of time where you hadn't won
in a long time.
Now, it seems like you're playing
some of your best golf in your career right now.
What was it in that middle ground where like was it mental?
Was it just like you couldn't find your swing because that's the fascinating part about golf is,
you know, even like a guy like Rory, you know, one for majors, but he hasn't won one in nine years
and that's how frustrating golf is. So what was it that happened in that middle time that you
were able to come through? Because I love those stories of golfers being able to refine it or get back to what they were.
Yeah, I mean, the big thing for me was that they banned the belly putter. I used a putter
that I stuck in my belly and it was one of the best things to pop my game. I was efficient
with it. And they banned it. And I thought, this is probably, this is a mistake of my
part, but I didn't think it was going to be that big of a deal.
And what I didn't realize till after was I lost thousands of hours of practice.
And I gave it up to the other guy.
So not only did it was it gone, but I gave it up to Justin Thomas or the best players in the world.
I lost fields of like, when I'm really nervous and I need to make this six footer I
feel this with the putter I do that or I know my tendency is to push it a
little on this style and I lost all that out thousands of hours and to give
that up to the best players in the world is not good and I struggled for
figuring it out for years and I mean it it was years and years of grinding and watching majors and watching
rider cops and you know, it wasn't till, you know, 18, 19 before I figured out like,
you know, how to do it. And now I feel like I've gotten back to, it could be just gaining
the hours back. And I've gotten back to where my putting is where it was back then. And
I think that's one of the big reasons why it's much better.
They kind of sucks that they keegan proved you.
Like they basically saw you're too good.
We're going to change the rules so you don't dominate anymore.
Did you think about just getting really fat and then just having a big belly still with
normal putter?
Just because belly putter?
I should have.
I was so pissed that these guys were doing this.
Like I was, I couldn't believe it.
Like I used to always have this thought when I was a kid
that when I finally was old enough,
and good enough to plan the PGA tour, like it'd be gone.
Like it was just like what I always thought.
And then I'm living this moment of where they're taking away
my, one of my greatest things about my golf. and it was surreal because I couldn't do anything about it
Like there's no we don't have a union or I don't have anybody to help me do this because it there was a very small
percentage of the tour and and at the time
You know the best players in the world who didn't use the belly part was like oh you got a ban it and I'm thinking well of course
They don't give shit if they ban it like they don't use it. Yeah, I was like, oh, you've got to ban it. And I'm thinking, of course, they don't give a shit if they ban it.
Like, they don't use it.
Like, why do we listen to them?
So it was, it was surreal and I was angry, man.
I, the, the head of the USGA, I remember you did an interview when they were banning it.
And he used a quote for me that I did not say.
And he said that, oh, these guys will all be fine.
And it was like, wait a second wait a second dude like this is my life
This is my career. Yeah, like imagine imagine you took away for a basketball player like a Steph Curry
You can't shoot three's anymore. Yeah, you know like you got like it's that's an extreme example
But it affected me in a major way and
You know, I would think a lot of times of like how money this cost me, or how many Ryder Cups maybe this cost me majors, or whatever.
And it was a tough time, but now when I look back, it's great,
because I shoved it, it's screw them, and now I feel better and never.
Were there other guys who were belly putter guys that you like talk to?
Because that would be the most hilarious union of all time,
the belly putters of America, we're trying of all time. The belly putters of America.
We're trying to fight back belly putter survivors.
Yeah.
Was there anyone know that you're like commiserating with?
Oh, yeah, we were, we were really upset.
Like we, uh, we, uh, we have Simpson was used it, um, Ernie L's, uh, there were a few
others and, and we, we thought about bringing lawsuits or whatever, but these
organizations are so powerful.
Like the head of the USG at the time owned the biggest law firm in the world.
And it's like, how are we going to fight?
You know, it was such a weird time, but it was also like in my mind I'm thinking like,
oh, this isn't going to be that big of a deal.
Right.
Like, I'll just grab a potter and it's not going to change anything.
And I'm so good and it's not gonna matter
Yeah, you know, I had that sort of thought and that was a mistake probably but I again, I think it all worked out
It's it makes it that much better now. Yeah, so you you talked about how after you won
You got text from Aaron Rogers Michael Jordan. What did MJ tell you? I know you're tight with MJ
You've played ball with him. I assume he's one of your friends, a good friend of yours.
What was his initial reaction when you won?
He's just, he was so fun.
I always, because he texted me a lot,
and then like if I have a good round on Saturday,
he'll text me like great plan, get it tomorrow.
And then if I have a shitty round on Sunday,
I always think like he must think I'm such a soft,
like because he doesn't get like he's never lost
a thing in his life. So it's fun. It's fun to get that text after a win and a pretty good win.
And you know, he's just the greatest guy. Like I can't describe to you, I tell people this all
the time. You'd want to be friends with Michael Jordan if he wasn't who he did in basketball.
He treats my friends the same way he treats me.
He'll play golf with anybody.
He's just, I see him interact with the public.
Like I have one billionth of the fame he does,
and sometimes I can struggle with, you know,
if I just, I'm uncomfortable sometimes
if I feel like people are recognizing
me. I don't know, it's not in my nature. He's so good to everybody. I went to, I went
to a restaurant dinner with him one time and I was walking, we were walking down the street
and I was walking behind him with my wife and we were, it was the greatest thing because
people are walking by and they, they look at him and they're like, I think that's Michael Jordan. And then you can really, they, you can see that they realize it wife. And we were, it was the greatest thing because people are walking by him. They look at him and they're like,
I think that's Michael Jordan.
And then you can see that they realize it is.
And we could just see him,
and he's just so welcoming to them.
He's so like, hey, he's giving him high five.
He's just, he's just the coolest guy.
And I'm so lucky to be friendly with him.
And it's surreal sometimes to just hang with him
and talk to him about sports or life
or whatever.
You went to his bachelor party, which looked like there was a couple of clips that came
out that looked like the funnest time ever.
You guys were actually playing pickup hoops.
I mean, he obviously dominates pickup hoops, but has he ever beaten you in the golf game?
Like, is he?
I'm sure you guys played a lot of rounds together.
Has he ever done it?
He beat me, but I got to, not that many times.
Okay.
I got to give him 10 shots, but I gotta not that many times. Okay. Okay.
I gotta give him 10 shots, but he's a very good player.
The dude plays, I'd say he plays 36 holes 300 days a year.
I've never met anybody that loves golf more than him.
And like after these days, I play with him,
this is what type of human he is.
We play in Florida, it's 110 degrees.
I'm drinking gatorades, like eating properly. And after the
day is over, I'm exhausted, dead. Like, I couldn't imagine doing this again. And he'll do this
weeks on end. Like, he's just, his everything about him is wired different. Yeah. Like, I'm the next
day I'm like getting up. Meanwhile, he's 60 years old. Like, he's just, there's something different
about him. I don't know what it is, but he's 60 years old. Like it's just, it's something different about him.
I don't know what it is, but he's not the same human being I am.
Yeah, I think a lot of people, not just athletes,
but just people in general, their goal is to make enough money
to retire so that they can just play golf all the time.
Golfers, when they retire, do you guys play more golf?
Or what do you do?
I don't think so.
I will say, I love one of my favorite things to do
is go play golf with my buddies.
Like that's still like that's still,
if I'm home and it's an off-leak
and I got a game with four of my buddies,
three of my buddies, the night before I'm excited.
Like I still have that excitement of like getting to the course,
you know, making fun of everybody.
Everyone's talking shit to each other, have a little breakfast.
It's just like I still really enjoy doing that.
But casual golf with people I don't know, and you know, that's, I'm not interested in
that at all.
Yeah.
Alright, so I have to ask a question now.
Father to father.
So I have three kids.
I, you have, how many kids?
Two, three.
Two. Two. Two. I saw the clip of your son
Saying good good good good you know tournament to to Chez Revy after the tournament and I
That was meant to warfare by you. I don't know if you put them up to it
But I saw it and I was like if I was in Chez's shoes. I'd be like what the hell this kid like god damn it
Did you put them up to that?
Cause that actually is like a secret weapon.
Anytime you beat anyone, just have your kids be like,
hey good job, cause you can't get mad at a kid.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I told him
I had this whole plan before the round
I'm gonna go get his ass.
No, I mean, Jet, well, Jet, we,
we've actually played in the final group together
at Travelers in 2019.
He had a six shot lead on me and I got it
to within one on the 16th pole and the crowd was so brutal to it. Like because it's my
home event like I they were bad for them. They were cheering when he missed and Ches is
probably the nicest person I've ever met and he beat me that day. So like, so weird that years later,
we're in the same position,
but I did see that video and I loved it.
Chaz is like a class guy, so he comes over.
He's like, I am so amazed how nice people are sometimes.
He's the best and I'm proud of my boy for doing that though.
Yeah, because if I had lost and I was in his shoes,
I would just be like, shut up, kid.
Like, not now.
Well, what are you doing back here, bro? Get out of my face. Stop patronizing was in issues, I'd be like, shut up, kid. Like, not now. What are you doing back here?
Okay, that'll make me face.
Stop patronizing me.
Like, I don't need this.
Is it, you think that's good for golf, though?
Because I love the Ryder Cup.
When you have a gallery that's actively rooting for one side,
rooting against another side, there's a hero,
there's a villain.
In most tournaments, you don't get that side of golf.
And it's a little bit different from most other sports.
I personally like watching that on TV. when they've got people like clapping and cheering when a shot goes in the water
To me that makes it more fun. Have you guys ever been to a rider cup? No, no, I'd like to tell you guys
It's unbelievable. It's I agree. I love it. I think
It's golf is needs to go more in that direction.
I think it's great.
I like even the competition between live guys and tour guys,
I think it's great.
It's awesome.
And that's what's so fun about the Ryder Cup
is you really get to let loose.
Like in golf for me, I'm always trying to keep my emotions
down good or bad, even like
even if I make a long pot like you can't get too excited because it can affect you. But at the
rider cup, you can explode at every hole like every hole is the last hole of the tournament.
And that's what makes that tournament so special and it gets nasty. Like it's there's there's
relationships. Once you play in a rider cup, relationships change with Americans and Europeans.
Like guys that you were, it's not,
on Sunday night everyone gets together and has drinks
and it's fun and it's blah, blah, blah, whatever,
but relationships change because of this tournament
because it's really passionate and it gets intense.
Yeah, and you actually said after you won travelers,
like that was one of your first thoughts
because you were now in position to be on the rider cup this year. it's intense. Yeah, and you actually said after you won travelers, like that was one of your first thoughts
because you were now in position to be on the Ryder Cup
this year.
I mean, did you ever think that was there a moment
in time when you're like,
I'll never be back on the Ryder Cup?
As you played on two teams,
this got to be a pretty big thrill to be like,
hey, I might be back with the boys.
Yeah, there was a time in my career
where I thought I was gonna play on every Ryder Cup.
I was gonna play in five, six my whole career. And then there was a time there where I thought, thought I was gonna play in every rider cup. I was gonna play in five, six, my whole career.
And then there was a time there where I thought,
I'm never gonna get another chance at this.
And I played until I lost to one was a heartbreaker.
That I think about regularly, it still sticks with me,
how brutal the Medina was.
But there was a time there where it wasn't
that I wasn't making the teams like I wasn't in the cop,
like I wasn't even close, like it wasn't like,
oh, he could be a pick or whatever.
So there were times where, and it was really sad.
Like it, it, it watching those,
that watching Ryder Cups when you played
and one that those are the toughest to not be there,
especially when they win.
It's like, oh, fuck, I wish I could enjoy that.
And, you know, but I, I'm so proud to be even in this conversation,
because everybody that was on my teams that I played on,
they're all gone.
They're old, they're on the senior tour,
they're, you know, not on the tour anymore.
So like, there's a whole generation of guys that I played
with that are not even really on the tour anymore.
So for me to go in to be on that team would be really something and something that I would
just love to do that.
Because I think if I could get on a team and win a Ryder Cup, there'd be something that
I would love to be able to have on my resume and be able to think back on.
All right. So this is like the win-1 for Keegan.
Let's get it going.
Yeah, let's get the stores going.
Yeah, you have to win one.
You can't be like, you can't have two losses
and we got to win one for Keegan.
So this year, it's in Italy, right?
It's in Italy.
We have to be ties to Italy whatsoever.
Can we try to form a narrative?
Like, we got to send, we got to send a back to it.
Have you ever been to Italy?
I don't think Keegan Bradley's a very Italian name
I went there in my honeymoon my wife. Okay. Okay. Okay, so you've got a history of scoring
Yeah, and Italy is like yeah, this is like the QB prospect who went to a camp when he was like 16
And then the coaches now ahead coach is like well they got ties
They met each other once for like two days. Yeah perfect perfect
Okay, so send them back which is like, well, they got ties, they met each other once for like two days. Yeah, perfect, perfect.
So send them back.
Send them back to the team.
Yeah, absolutely.
So me and Big Cat right now are playing
in our own writer cup, W-R-I-T-E-R,
that we're filming this week.
We're gonna be putting it out later on the summer.
We both kind of have a similar deficiency.
Actually, we have lots of deficiencies in our game.
But one that we're trying to work on
is curing our slices off the tee.
So also we're very dumb and we don't know what we're doing.
So in like five words or less, can you fix our slice?
Hold on one second.
I wanna know, is that big cat?
Is that your real golf thing
that you post with your legs locked like that?
I can't even be there.
It is not, it is the one I do to make my friends laugh
when I get drunk on the course.
I'm a big work. The craziest thing is, I usually hit it the one I do to make my friends laugh when I get drunk on the course
The craziest thing is I usually hit it straight when I do that obviously you sacrifice a lot of power without using any of your lower body What's so ever but I can hit that straight?
Yeah, it is pretty funny. It's like goes like 150, but it's it gets a laugh at everyone
It's so preposterous I
Because I see I know that you athletic you play basketball stuff I'm like that can't. It's so preposterous. I, I, I, because I, I see, I know that you athletic,
you play basketball stuff, I'm like, that can't be.
It's real sweet.
That is like, that is so horrible.
But I, the, what I always tell amateurs is like,
the biggest misconception is to swing easy and try to like,
like if you're like, when I'm at my most nervous,
sometimes I swing as hard as I can,
because it's like, it's, if you're going and easing into it,
especially if you easing into it, you're gonna slice,
you're gonna hit it to the right.
So if I was you guys, just hit it as hard as you can.
Okay, basically, that's bad.
That's bad.
I like this advice.
I like this advice.
He's basically being like, stop being pussy.
Yeah, just rip it.
Yeah, okay.
Okay.
All right, Bob's only today.
Yeah, this is not gonna go well for me.
God damn it
I don't know about this swinging easy
310 310 on the fly that's what I'm aiming for today. Yeah, that's right. Perfect. Do you ever go driver off the deck?
That's my other move. I love going driver off the deck on par 5s where I just like I'll just but if I have any type of lie
I'll even do driver out of the sand trap if it's like a long enough par 5
You ever thought about doing I?
I am not a driver off the deck guy. I see people do that and I think holy shit
I don't know how like I've seen Ricky Fowler hit driver off the deck and these guys they hit it
It's nice high in the air like I think I could like I could
Miss the ball. I don't know how people do that. Yeah special talent. I guess it is
I guess I'm the man if you just don't give a fuck
Yeah, you stop thinking about what all the bad things
that could happen, think about how sweet it would be.
If you just hit a little piss missile down the fairway.
Yeah, yeah.
That's right.
All right, well this has been awesome.
I have one last question for you, Keegan.
It is the rowback question, rhobac.com.
Use code take 20% off your first purchase,
QZips, Polo's, HOD's, joggers, shorts,
I'm wearing the shorts right now.
They're phenomenal. Okay, so your, shorts, I'm wearing the shorts right now, they're phenomenal.
Okay, so your mentor is Phil,
or one of your mentors is Phil Mikkelson.
Your best friends with Michael Jordan.
How much money have you gambled on a golf course before?
Because that's two guys that like,
do you have like a separate fund where you're like,
honey, I have to like, I'm going to play with Phil and MJ
I got to bring a lot of cash
Yeah, those are definitely days you get a very lot of cash. Yeah, I mean the thing about
The thing about those guys is
They'll play you for whatever you want so if you want to play for a lot
They'll play for that if you want to play like
So if you want to play for a lot, they'll play for that. If you want to play, like, like, MG will play my buddies for $10.
Like my regular, my friends have regular lives and jobs.
And he's just as into that, because like money isn't, he's got so much of it.
It's like he wants to beat you and embarrass you and touch it to you and like, it humiliates
you.
So I mean, it's, it's not so much about the mind.
I know you, I know what you want right now.
You want me to tell you, oh, I played him for, you know,
whatever, but I think that for those guys,
especially, they just want to beat you.
No, it's a good answer.
These guys are so competitive.
Like, in Brady too, when we played that game,
it's like, dude, you gotta chill a little bit.
Like, I don't want to blow my knee up.
It got for big u-bow, you're knee up.
Right.
Like, this is your, you're my hero.
Like, these guys are, they're just built a little different,
but they just wanna beat you.
They don't care what the prices.
I like that answer because it's actually like,
perfect for a guy like Phil or MJ,
where it's like, the actual money amount doesn't matter.
It's the fact that they have to just pay you anything
is what they want.
Yeah. Like 50 bucks.
If you have to hand over 50 bucks, they're just as happy.
He loves, yeah, they just love it.
It's like, it's the best.
So when you beat MJ, does he get mad at you?
Is he like, fuck, I can't believe I lost
to this professional golfer?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, and then I get that over here.
Yeah, it's, it was that one I mean, God forbid when I lose to him though.
Like, this is bad.
Yeah.
But listen, beating these guys is the best feeling,
because they hate to lose so much.
But the thing about MJ is, he's a really good golfer.
Yeah.
Like people don't realize, like, this is a guy,
he didn't start playing golf to lose in his 30s, I think.
And he's just like, it's just a great player
and he loves the sport.
And he's told me before he wishes he picked it up sooner
and he loves the Ryder Cup.
This guy loves, it goes to everyone.
It's been to everyone's, first time I saw him
was at the 99 Ryder Cup in Boston.
But he goes to everyone home and away.
So he's just, he loves the sport sport and it's great for the sport too because at
Madinah, my first Ryder Cup is in Chicago.
Yeah.
And I had never met him before and I was, nervous wasn't the word I'd use,
scared.
Like scared like, someone chasing you with a knife scared.
Not like, oh, this is going to be fun. I'm a nervous. It's going to work out like, I got to get out of scared. Not like, oh, this is gonna be fun, I'm nervous,
it's gonna work out, like, I gotta get out of here.
Like, I can't do this.
And the night before the first round,
we're sitting all in as a team.
And the night before the first round,
it gets pretty quiet, like the joking arounds,
not the ping pong stops.
No, the fun is gone.
And the Davis-Lobits captain and he said,
I got a special guest to come in and talk to
and MJ walks in and gives us this speech.
And I'm sitting there with my wife looking up at MJ like, this is way over my head.
This is now got really serious.
And he's talking about representing America, playing the dream team and all this.
It's like one of those moments where you don't know how you got in this spot.
Like this is your hero talking to you and giving you a speech.
And that was one of those moments of my life and career that seems fake again.
And it's surreal.
That's awesome.
That sounds like something you would actually dream about to put yourself in like a positive
mental state.
Like just picture Michael Jordan comes in and gets you amped up for this round
of golf and then it happens in real life.
That has to be just the best moment ever.
Yeah, I mean, my my life seems fake sometimes.
Yeah, honestly, yeah, it really it really does.
Like I, I, I've had some time now where because I'm in Detroit
plan. So I'm away from my family.
I've been my room by myself and like, so I've had some time now, because I'm in Detroit playing, so I'm away from my family. I've been my room by myself.
And so I've had some time now to sort of think about
what's happened.
And it seems like it's so strange when your dreams come true.
Like it's like the weirdest thing.
It's like, you know, your dream is a kid to do this.
And it's like, she's as we did it.
Like, it's like it's bizarre.
It's a bizarre feeling to, it's bizarre. It's bizarre feeling to,
it's so hard in this sport especially
because if you win the Super Bowl
or you win the, you know, the Stanley Cup,
you're done playing.
So for the year,
so you have a long time to enjoy it.
For us, like I'm playing again tomorrow.
Yeah.
Like I could bogie the first hole and we'd piss.
Back to it.
Like it's like, it's like, I don't get the,
so you've got to take those moments
and like I was, you know, sitting around just like thinking like this is this is real
You're doing it man like you're doing what you want to do your whole life and it's pretty amazing
That's awesome. Well Keegan were very happy for you. We're rooting for you
Hopefully you'll be on the rider couple it's win one for Keegan and good luck this weekend man. It was great great having you on
Thank you, boys. Kagan was brought to you by Bolero.
Bolero is the world's largest owner and operator
bowling centers with over 325 locations
throughout the United States, currently located in 34 states.
They've also got great food and drink there.
One of the best places to go for a meal
for an ice cold cocktail.
They've got a couple novelty-type drinks. I love Bolero. They're known for reinventing
one of America's oldest pastimes into a new and unforgettable experience with modern
and beautifully designed venues, expansive arcades, premium signature cocktails, and a very
creative menu. Now we're here to introduce the Barstool Bolero Invitational. This summer's
most anticipated event. Joining the Invitational. This summer's most anticipated event.
Joining the Invitational is easy.
Simply enter your name and visit any ballerro near you and bowl for your chance to be entered
to win one of our ultimate prizes, including limited edition Barstool Bulling Gear, an event
at any ballerro, and the ultimate grand prize, which includes tickets to the big game and
the basketball finals.
Plus, a trip to the Barstool Ballero, invitational finale in Chicago on August 9.
The fun doesn't stop here.
Enjoy a guaranteed spot on the lanes when you reserve a lane or you book an event at
Balero near you.
Visit balero.com using promo code Barstool.
Get 15% off your next lane reservation.
This offers only valid through August 31st. Visit www.balero.com slash
barstool to learn more about the barstool balero invitational starting July 12th. Participation is
open until July 23rd. No skill is required. All participants have an equal chance of winning,
defined participating center near you. Visit www.balero.com slash barstool.
And now here's Pat Freiermooth.
And now for something completely different.
Okay, we now welcome on very special guest,
tight end for the Pittsburgh Steelers.
He, Pat Freiermooth.
We should actually start there.
How sick is it when the crowd says mooth?
It's pretty cool.
Yeah.
Gives me chills. It's pretty cool. Like we're out of the stadium moose? It's pretty cool. Yeah. Gives me chills.
It's pretty cool.
Like, right out of the stadium before games, it's pretty sick.
Yeah, it's like you're perfectly in line with Steelers tight-ends.
I still say heath.
I hope that's OK.
No, it's totally fine.
I feel like a lot of people still say heath.
Yeah, I was just fine.
What person to the fans do you think just are so drunk and confused?
And then see, you get a first down over the middle.
All the time.
So a couple of heads.
I mean, my buddy Zach, Gentry, whenever he scores, I mean, if he catches the ball, they yell
mooth.
Mooth is a red one.
He'll look, we're not the field to roll his eyes, I mean, I don't know what to do.
You should get fancy points when that happens.
Yes.
If enough of the crowd says that it's me.
Yes.
I did a bad job of ensuring you, because you're also a block of the year award winner. Do you know what that is?
Okay, so Stephen Cheyenne. Yeah, yeah, yeah, he did. Yeah, how'd that go? It was cool. I mean, I'm not really hard to the award before
But it's not awesome to win it. It's completely made up. Yeah, the point I made a video of it. I'm pretty sure yeah
No, you won for your actually your first game in the NFL.
Oh yeah, it was the block hits the bills.
So do you like, do you have the trophy anywhere?
I don't have the trophy, I'm still waiting for it.
Okay, okay, I was like,
I was gonna rectify that.
Social media award maybe.
No, I think there's actually a brick
that just, that you're supposed to get.
I never got that brick.
Yeah, how many other awards do you have?
You probably have a shitload of awards.
Couple, yeah, couple.
Yeah. Not nothing from that
I felt yeah, but college and well blocking here
It's pretty big. Yeah, that's pretty big. You can just go to home depot and buy a brick
All right, so you're
Entry into the NFL. We're gonna talk a little college too, but you obviously get in a locker room with a legend, Big Ben. What was like the first interactions with Big Ben
like knowing like he's been here forever and he's like 38, 39. Like was he still one of
the guys? Was he still like, I mean, he's still could play right now. Yeah, yeah, he
definitely good. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. But yeah, yeah, he definitely could. Yeah, definitely could.
Yeah.
But yeah, no, it was, my first interaction with him was,
he called me like the day I forgot drafted,
and it was like two in the afternoon,
and I was still in bed because I was pretty hungover
from getting drafted, like celebrating stuff,
and I'm like, hello, like,
cause I saw a 412 airy code, and he's like,
are you still sleeping?
And I'm like, I know who is this,
he's like, oh, this is Ben, I was like, I don't know, I don't know. I was like, I don't know. I was like, I don't know. I was like, I don't know. I was like, I don't know.
I was like, I don't know.
I was like, I don't know.
I was like, I don't know.
I was like, I don't know.
I was like, I don't know.
I was like, I don't know.
I was like, I don't know.
I was like, I don't know.
I was like, I don't know.
I was like, I don't know.
I was like, I don't know.
I was like, I don't know.
I was like, I don't know.
I was like, I don't know.
I was like, I don't know.
I was like, I don't know.
I was like, I don't know.
I was like, I don't know.
I was like, I don't know.
I was like, I don't know. I was like, I don't know. I was like, I don't know. I was like, I don't know. I was like, I got to learn from my locker's actual hall of favor. Like, it was pretty cool. Yeah, it was your locker right next to his locker.
Or did he have like two or three lockers
with all his medical devices?
Have to take up space over there.
Yeah, nah, he had my locker's right to his
and then he had like an actual locker.
So he had a whole corner.
Did you ever see him like banged up?
Like hurt after a game?
Yeah, there was one game where he had like a massive bruise
like all like down his thighs. Warrior. Yeah, it's pretty impressive where he had a massive bruise all down his thighs.
Warrior.
Yeah, it's pretty impressive how he continued to play, just banged up that old.
So many injuries.
So he retired.
He definitely came to training camp at least once or twice, just had a force to have it,
right?
Yeah, I think he came to one of the practices.
It was cool, just seeing him just chose weird to be honest, because we didn't really, the year after him everyone was kind. I just kind of seeing them just shows weird to me on us because like just kind of we didn't really
The year after him everyone's kind of like oh who's the quarterback gonna be and it was weird having a back like come on come throw
Yeah, so you guys get Kenny pick it for into the show. Yeah, be honest the first time you shook Kenny's hand
Did you size it up a little small did you look at it?
A little real like anyway like we love yeah, yeah, yeah, the perfect size I have to play his hands are perfect. Yeah, I think it's hands are perfect. They're nice hands
Did you did you notice though? Where you like going in the hands?
What about like in again, we all love Kenny's is like a room where we're like, you know, we love Kenny
We love Kenny like looking like we love Kenny love you can
Kind of a pussy move with the gloves right
We love Kenny. We love Kenny.
Kind of a pussy move with the gloves, right?
No, I love the gloves.
Two gloves, Kenny.
He embraces it.
He embraces it.
But there's definitely a moment where you had to get used to it being like, this is a
little weird.
Well, it is weird.
It is weird, like, because I sometimes like try to throw a ball back with my receiving gloves
on.
He wears receivers gloves.
And it's kind of weird, like, dude, I like how you throw like. The stick, yeah.
It is kind of weird, but like it works for him.
So.
And he's got, I mean, he's got swag now.
You did play with probably the swagiest quarterback
of all time in Trace McSorley at Penn State.
Yeah.
Was he, I would imagine in the huddle,
he, because like, especially towards the end of his career,
it felt like he would just be able to get plays out of,
you know, draw it up, like let's just run around and I'll fucking make something.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, so I was there his last year and so he like he had his own wrinkles to the offense
and it was cool.
It's just kind of like he would be out there and just be like, hey, do that.
And like him scramble around like you had no idea what he was going to do.
So like, he's kind of just kind of with deep and yeah, awesome.
Chuck it.
How cool is it at pinstake games where
they do the whiteout? I have to imagine like walking out of that
tunnel. You guys have to go it's it's unreal. Like it's like
walking out of the tunnel. You can hear like the warmups are packed
like one that's cooler than warm up in front of the thing like
the whole stadium pack 100 7000 like warm up with 50 minutes ago
before the game. And like you when you go in the locker room like
you can hear the like the stands like like jumping
like some people not me some people are saying Penn State hasn't done well at the Whiteouts and
that's why they scheduled Minnesota this year so they can catch an easy dub some people are saying
some people I think more of it's the big 10 new kickoff whatever yeah they do now so they scheduled
a big time games for that yeah no disrespect to Minnesota at all. Right.
Love Minnesota.
No, all disrespect to Minnesota.
Fuck Minnesota.
I lost the Minnesota was on 4th, ranked team in the country.
Did you guys win that game?
Yeah.
Was that the overtime game?
Was it?
No.
We sure are baby ones like 200 yards.
That's right.
You weren't in the overtime game.
That was a couple of years ago though.
It was?
Yeah, that was.
Yeah.
You were in that game? No, not over time game.
Yeah.
No, that was brutal.
Oh my God, I thought it was a bad football.
Yeah, that was really bad football.
Loved it.
So, James Franklin, he is, we've talked about his motivation
at times.
What's the weirdest motivation thing he did for the team?
I think he did juice boxes once.
Yeah, to say juice stuff.
Yeah.
I don't hear that.
It was, or anything weird that he did
where he's like, what are we doing here?
I don't know, nothing weird.
I don't know, he just, I don't know.
Nothing weird that I can think of.
He just had some interesting talks about just,
I don't know, just, he's a weird dude.
Yeah.
But I love him.
I love him.
He's a perfect example of a guy who's great at college.
Oh, absolutely.
Like, if he was in the NFL, I don't think it would work.
But when it comes to like 18 to 22 year old kids,
he's the perfect coach.
He's the perfect, because he like, the one thing I hated was
like, he checks everyone's classes.
Oh.
So like, even if you were the starter or like a walk on guy,
like, he's checking your classroom, regardless.
So like, it was, that was, to me, that was the only part
because it was like, we were playing a high state.
Like, I don't need to go to class.
Let's get it going.
And then, I know your class is checking the Thursday.
If you were a young guy, you could maybe
be suspended for that game.
Sit on front in classes.
Did he tell you guys to do that?
Yeah, he was, he was pretty hard on that.
Yeah, so that's good.
That's, I mean, culture.
It's great.
It's great.
It's big build culture, but like,
sitting in the front of a lecture hall class.
When you have to play Ohio State, it's kind of,
you think Ohio State is going to class that way?
No chance.
No chance.
I don't think they're not even enrolled.
They just say no chance.
No chance.
So what about Coach Tomlin?
We love Coach Tomlin.
We think he's a one of a kind guy.
Great head coach.
Great head coach.
He's proved that time and time again. Great head coach. Great head coach.
He's proved that time and time again.
Does he speak to you guys in riddles the way he speaks to the press?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, he does.
It's funny.
Like being there, he's had the same message consistently, but like in OTA, we just finish up
OTAs and it's like, he wants to run through brick wall and OTAs.
Like, he makes you like, and team meetings is like damn, like, okay, let's go brick and
win a store bull and OTAs. It's pretty cool like, and team meetings is like, damn, like, okay, let's go, freaking win a store of bull and OTAs.
It's pretty much, we want volunteers, not hostage.
Exactly, are you a volunteer?
That's not my favorite.
I'm a volunteer.
Yeah.
I love his work.
He is, he is, like, doesn't get enough credit
for being such a good coach because,
I know.
And especially like when the bend,
Leavion and Antonio Brown stuff happened,
I think all of us were like,
ooh, is he losing the locker room?
And actually in retrospect, it's like, no,
he actually did a lot of amazing job of managing all that.
Like, what is it day to day that makes him special
where it's like,
the sealer just consistent every single year?
I think like the biggest thing that I enjoy
is like, there's no gray area at all.
Like, he'll be in team management and be like,
you listen, if you don't win this matchup,
like, we're gonna lose the game.
So like he, as a professional athlete,
like you love that, like, okay,
this is what I need to do to win the game.
And like I think that's why everything's been successful
because everyone takes it so personal,
like that matchup, like going into a game,
which he's a hell of a love and a love.
Is the standard the standard?
Yeah.
Which is weird, actually, now that you say it,
that was a coach Franklin quote to the standards the standard
But we never really knew the standard was is the standard standard. We know like what is the standard?
It's the standard I'm sorry. You go to school. Yeah
You missed that
I don't know that confused me sometimes. I know what it like, you know, I mean oh means but I'm confused
It sounds like you don't know yeah, because it's the because it's the standard. The standard is the standard. What's the standard?
It's standard.
This is an easy spell.
It's couldn't be more.
Yeah, you're right.
It's standard.
Yeah, the standard is the standard.
What would you say the standard is?
The Pittsburgh way.
No, it's standard.
Oh, it's standard.
I'm sorry.
I was bad.
That was bad.
That was bad.
Right.
This is like baby grog.
You're going to say the standard.
Yeah, that's the standard.
So we should talk about that because you were for a time,
you were baby grog.
People called you baby grog growing up.
And now that you're back in the news,
I guess you could go pretty quickly.
Listen, no, that is ridiculous.
Yeah, do you think baby grog could play
in the NFL one day?
Sound off in the comments right now.
Wait, when you say ridiculous,
you mean like how good he is, right?
Yeah, absolutely.
Yeah, and how he rizzes up Livy Dunn.
Yeah, that's pretty impressive.
Wait, you think he rizzed up Livy Dunn?
No.
Livy rizzed him up.
Oh, is that what they're saying?
Yeah, me and his audience comments are saying.
Because Baby Grok went in for the side hug on Livy.
Baby Grok rizzed up Livy Dunn.
Yeah, that way.
Is there a baby firemuth?
Have you seen baby digs?
No.
He's electric.
I'll show you some highlights later.
Do you think this is a good trend in the NFL that
has eight-year-old's running around pretending to be
superstars?
Yeah, it's a little weird.
Yeah, it's a little weird, huh?
But wouldn't that be like the sign that you've made it
if there's a baby fryer booth?
I guess.
Yeah, actually Jerry should be baby fryer booth.
Yeah, let's.
Jerry could be baby fryer,
Jerry's a piece.
Let's talk about Jersey Jerry real quick.
Because obviously you know him, your friends with him.
He's a diehard Pittsburgh stealer fan.
I think I actually remember the first time that I knew
that you guys had been in touch.
We went to Bears, Steelers, Monday Night Football,
and he was like, hey, I want to just stop by real quick
because Pat said he would sign my jersey.
And it was like 30 minutes before kickoff.
And I was like, I don't think so, dude.
Like I think he's probably getting ready for the game.
What's a vibe in the Steelers locker and what Jersey Cherry?
We're all alone.
He's hilarious.
He's hilarious.
All his videos are hilarious.
I remember that.
He was texting, like, I came back from warm-ups and I checked my phone quick to put on a
song before I went out and I had a text from the, hey, man, you can come on inside my jersey.
Yeah, he is.
He's drawing a mother-in-law of the tunnel. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's exactly what I told him was, like, IMan, like he could come on and say my jersey. Yeah, he is. Jordan, I'm out of the tunnel.
Yeah, that's exactly what I told him.
I'm pretty sure he's getting ready for the kick.
No, but he's funny, yeah, but he's a good dude, man.
He also just, he has, it's you, Deontay Johnson.
Obviously loves Kenny, but he'll just be like,
Pat Farmer is gonna go off today.
And I was like, why?
Like, what are you, he's like, I don't know, I just have a feeling.
He's like, that's just it. That's he just got a feel. I think it's just
whoever he likes. He talks to you. Yeah. Yeah. He just rides with you every single weekend.
I mean, I love the video of him or at dinner telling Kenny that I was always open. That's
it. Yeah. Yeah. That's awesome. Yeah. He's like, you've had his always open. I love it.
You also notice when TJ what when it's bully season, when he gets the haircut?
Yeah.
After the buy week?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Did you see TJ falling his pool?
Yeah.
Okay, because I was bad.
I made a little nervous.
Yeah, that was Jerry.
That's on Jerry actually.
You should blame Jerry.
Right.
Because anything that bad that happens to TJ in the office,
he's in Jerry should be a college.
Jerry should be.
Yeah.
Jerry could be like an assistant.
He shouldn't be cleaning his own pool. No. Jerry should be cleaning the pool. Yeah. great. Jerry could be like an assistant. He shouldn't be cleaning his own pool.
No.
Jerry should be cleaning the pool.
Yeah.
Like, what the hell are we doing here?
I could be a bar stool new like higher for Jerry.
I mean, he, that would, he actually has said
that he would drop everything to be a water boy
for the Steelers.
But he also said that he needs to get paid $60,000 a year.
I don't think that's what you put water for.
I don't know if I'm paying them that.
You would do anything though. Like, you put a lot of voice. I don't know if I'm trying to know that.
You would do anything though.
Like you need a designated driver.
Call him.
He might be a couple hours away, but it'll show up.
He will show up.
Absolutely.
Yeah.
I just, rider die.
Rider die.
I read back in your high school career
that you won 78 basketball games in a row.
Oh yeah.
You just digging in that.
That's crazy.
That's insane.
Our team was filthy. So
wait, how many years of that span? Five years. Five years. You went to high school for five years.
I actually did. But I went so. We okay. Now the standard standard. Yeah. Yeah. So I went to
public school for two years and then I repeated my sophomore. So I did two sophomores. Okay. That's
awesome. What was the reasoning for that?
Because I played quarterback on my soft mirror,
I'm a true soft mirror.
I was got awful.
Winged to your offense, big 10 offense.
Okay.
Awful.
And then I was just like, I'm gonna...
You gotta do it again.
I'm not gonna do something.
So you go to your repeat software, you're gonna probably say,
how easy was it taking the same classes again?
It was pretty easy.
My senior year was a joke.
Like it was all elective. But like, the school was a good school, but pretty easy. My senior year was a joke. Like it was all electives.
But like the school was a good school,
but like it was all, it was a joke.
Wait, so how many years, so you played,
which one is it?
The public school, the private school
that went on the 78 game winning streak.
Private.
So it was like two years before I got there.
And then you never lost the basketball game.
Never lost.
So it was a league game.
So I lost a league game. So it was 78 lost I never lost a league game. So 78 and well sounds like you lost the playoffs. Well, I don't know we won the state. We won the title. Okay,
right. But what was the league? Yeah. So like actually Bruce Brown from Mon Academy. They beat us.
We played a chess or Academy. They beat us like those like Bruce sir like those schools. Yeah.
There's a kid on from on Academy actually who dunked on me. I fear the name. Oh, is there a video of that? No, I don't think so. Oh,
Shame. I hope not. I hope not. I hope not.
I gave him so many like at how at that point you do still have focus to go out there and win.
So what else can you do? We would be up by 40 and like coach would be like, we got to pick it up.
Like do you know?
Some of these kids like are shouldn't be on the court now.
It's like how we talk about the brawn could be an NFL tight end if you focus on that.
Could you be in the NBA?
No.
No.
I was good.
I was a shooting guard, but I was not NBA good.
You were shooting guard?
How tall were you?
I was my high right now.
Our team was good.
Jesus.
I like, we had three or four guys go to like different ones schools.
Damn.
Yeah.
Do you actually think that LeBron could be a tight end?
Yeah. How long would it take LeBron could be a tight end? Yeah.
How long would it take LeBron right now to be in the NFL?
How is it?
38?
38 years old.
I don't know if he could play, play her now,
but I think in this prime, he could have played.
He probably could have picked up a turning camp
and went out there and scored a touchdown.
Yeah.
His high school clubs are pretty impressive.
They are.
So, Tarno Washington's in your locker room right now.
When you first met that guy, are you like, Jesus?
Excuse. He's a grown man, man. He's a big dude.
Yeah. He's a good man. He's a good dude.
Do you want to, I asked Kenny for some questions. Do you want to do some Kenny questions?
Yeah, I'll do some Kenny questions.
These are Kenny questions.
What are you hiding under your beard?
Nothing. Nothing?
So, me, so a beard is like the guy's makeup.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah.
So we had a discussion about that last week in the locker room
and they were told me to shave and I was like, no, I look pretty ugly.
Yeah.
Like, especially with my hair, like I have to have a beard.
Yeah, or a soul patch.
You ever had a soul patch?
Like just the dot, right underneath the lip.
Oh, no.
I can pull up a picture of a random guy and a soul patch to soul patch You know, so it sounds like you are hiding something
Yeah, I would be I would consider myself ugly if I didn't have I'm also doing the same
We should say we should save no absolutely not
So an example random example soul patch. I just googled male soul patch. Oh, it's that guy so max yeah right there
That's max for the soul patch. What do you think
about that? He's pretty ugly. I like that the beard looks good. Not good. It looks good
the way it is. All right, remember these are Kenny questions. So not my questions. He
just wrote rumors of new girlfriends, certified lover boy. Again, Kenny question, not a
me question. Yes, yes, new girlfriend. Yeah. Okay, so certified lover boy. Okay nice. Congrats on being a lover boy. And then the last one was, why are your legs so disproportionately big?
They're huge legs.
They're huge legs.
Yeah, I wish they were portions of my whole breast of my body.
Well, no, because any part wouldn't be in the NFL.
Yeah, I don't know, I do have big legs.
I wish I had bigger calves.
How much do you squat?
I was max squat in college.
I was like six or five.
So I went out.
Oh, yeah.
That's way better than the kettle.
How pumped were you after that?
I was pretty pumped.
So what we think how it is is like you go up the,
I think you max out like four, 25,
but you get as many reps as you can.
So I think you're like eight or 12 something like that.
Jesus Christ. Jesus Christ. Yes, yes. Was the whole team around you like hyping reps as you can. So I think you're like eight or 12 something like that. Jesus.
It's a surprise.
Yeah, it's like.
Was the whole team around you, like hyping you up?
Yeah, I'm sure you've seen like high-bubble
because in the weight room it was pretty cool.
Yeah, I love those.
Hell yeah.
You said that you were listening to like your pregame
warm up song when Jerry was taxing you.
Probably.
You were getting the dings from Jerry's tax.
What songs you listen to before games?
So as I was right before I go out,
I listen to it in the air time.
Full Collins.
It's good. I love it. I guess we go on every time Yeah, it doesn't matter if the games at one o'clock night game always put it on
Yeah, listen just here we go
I don't know
What about a renegade?
Renegade feels like a cheap move.
It does.
It feels, actually that Monday night football game.
Renegade played, I think the pair
was fumbled right after.
Yeah.
It does feel like cheating.
Do you guys get as pumped up as everyone
with the crowd gets?
Yeah.
I remember my first renegade.
I was like, this is, I grabbed a talent
to try doing it myself.
Like it was sick.
It was sick.
It was sick. It's sick, it was sick.
It's cool man, it's cool.
Have you ever been witness to a double runigade?
No.
Once every five years, they'll play it twice
in the same game.
That's an X-Chain.
That's like a AFC North, like Bloodbath.
Like Ravens Prime Towns like that.
Yeah, is it true that you guys and the Ravens
don't like each other?
It's very true, yeah.
Throughout the record books.
It's hit with me.
Like when you guys play each other,
it doesn't matter what the record is.
It doesn't throw it out.
It doesn't matter.
No love lost.
Who's the hardest guy to block?
Max Carter.
Yeah.
Dude.
I'm sure you can find Cliff, but he fucked me up.
Really?
Oh, it was so bad.
It's so fine.
I looked back.
I kind of can't even...
He can test the story.
I looked at all my dude. what do you want me to do?
He's like, I don't know.
Go low.
I hope the player.
So another Kenny question.
Kenny, the end of the year, it did feel like you guys were in the same game every single
week.
Where it was like not be on the move the ball, not be on the move the ball, then the minute
you needed like fourth quarter,
that drive, Kenny was that dude.
It was there something like that you could see
in the hot award, it's just like, I feel,
I feel the trust here, like he's got us.
Yeah, he's so, he's clutched like,
you never wavered in like any type of situation in that game,
any game that we played is really like,
he's, he's even killed out the whole game
and too much situation and seek, just won't win. Yeah. And then he, he has that winning gene, like even in OTA is like like he's even killed throughout the whole game and two minutes of situations, you just want to win.
And then he has that winning gene.
Like even in OTAs, like he's like,
like no, we're not just, it's not OTAs,
like we're competing to win.
So you love the playform, it's good to do.
Yeah, so what's the record going to be this year?
You have to guarantee this.
Garen T8.
16 to 9.
16 to 9? so he's going into
games.
Yeah, all 17.
Yeah, 16 and one.
Yeah, 16 and one.
Okay.
I didn't even let it go.
We because you pull all your
starters because you have the
number one seed locked up.
Exactly.
Yeah, and then in fairness to
you, they teach you that it's
17 game schedule in your
third sophomore year.
So you didn't get so I wasn't
there.
Yeah.
Yeah.
How big is Darno Washington?
Huge.
Like he's bigger than the most were tackles.
He's crazy.
Like he's crazy.
And like, yeah.
It's gonna be fun playing with him.
I'm sure.
I'm pumped just because, you know,
he blocked his pretty good.
So maybe we'll firm up a little bit.
I'm excited.
I think the most impressive part of your resume
is that you went on Big Benz podcast.
What was that booking process like?
He was like, Texan man was like, hey man can you go on my podcast and I was like, yeah
when is it blah blah?
It was actually a week after the season ended so I went home and I had to fly back for
it.
It was cool to be with the coach man.
It was just kind of Texan man was like, going to be on podcast.
I heard that somebody else asks the questions and then Big Ben dubs in his voice afterwards,
like Megan Markling.
Is that true or was he in the room with you?
I was in the room with you.
Yeah.
All right, Jersey Jerry question here.
Yeah.
Are you guys gonna run any different plays this year?
I think you might be a little frustrated with the offense.
I think the offense is looking good right now.
Okay.
I think the offense is looking great right now.
Okay.
But maybe a few different plays.
Yeah, yeah, we'll see.
Okay, all right. That wasn't. That wasn't a yes, just maybe a few different plays. Yeah, yeah, we'll see. Okay, all right.
That wasn't.
That wasn't a yes, just for a moment.
Yes, it's gonna be a new place.
Okay, all right.
There we go.
Brand new, brand new place.
Yes.
I mean, there's a couple, yeah.
All right, do you ever tell Najee,
maybe don't try to hurtle everybody
because it's big of hitting them nuts all the time?
Yeah, no, he's gonna stay.
I don't, I always tell him, I don't know how you jump.
I don't know how guys jump in there.
I need my feet on the ground the whole time.
Yeah.
There's a lot of bad things that can happen.
Yes, that's a fact.
All right, how big is Darnal Washington?
You're really obsessed with that, how big is that?
He's a sturdy guy.
He's like, I mean, you oughta come and train a camp.
He's a...
I just want to stand next to him.
Like Aaron Judgen, who's Al too, Vegas.
Yeah, he's all of a success.
He's a big dude.
Damn.
Yeah, he's a big dude.
All right, last question.
Robak question, promo code take, 20% off your first purchase,
rhoback.com, QZIP's Poles, HODES, joggers, shorts,
everythingrobak.com.
All right, so Penn State wrestler, Roman Bravo,
went on one of our podcasts,
spinning back this, shout out Robby and Pig Hev,
and he told the story that he was living
in the same building as you one night
after the bars drunk eating pringles in the elevator,
and you were in the elevator
and you just took his pringles and walked away.
Would you like to refute that story
or confirm that's exactly what happened?
So we definitely went out a lot, me and him,
but I don't remember ever taking
stealing his Pringles.
I'm not a big Pringle guy either,
so it doesn't sound like me.
Yeah.
I mean, that's what he wants to tell me.
Okay, it could have happened.
No, it didn't happen.
It definitely didn't.
He took your Pringles.
He took it.
What would you do if another man took your Pringles?
I don't know I'd be pissed, but I wouldn't fight any of the past day. But I was asking because there's some freaks
Yeah, they are like bone necklaces. I'm good. Yeah, he's insane. He's a sick. Yeah. Yeah, but yeah, no that story didn't happen. Okay, all right good happened
No, so he also said he pinned Michael Parsons did that happen?
didn't happen. No.
So he also said he pinned Michael Parsons.
Did that happen?
I don't know if you did.
Okay.
I don't know if it's pretty hard to do.
It feels like Michael Parsons
is a guy that would be tough to pit.
Yeah, Michael, yeah.
He didn't pretty sure he wrestled,
I'm pretty sure the state championship
were wrestling.
Yeah, wouldn't surprise.
Did you ever have to block him?
Michael, yeah.
I try to, he's filthy.
Yeah.
Like he would just show, like, he's a typical, like,
he shows up practice.
And it's literally like, I don't feel the practice in the day,
but he'll go in for a play, and it's like,
you don't need to practice.
Yeah, right.
Right, just blow something up.
Literally.
Yeah, he's a beast.
Yeah.
So we are here at Titan University.
We should probably ask a question about what
you're hoping to learn at Titan University.
Is there one area that you're trying to get better at?
Yeah, like my release game.
I think Kelsey and Kittle have really good releases,
so I'm trying to immerse in and see what they have
up their sleeve.
Okay.
So Jordan Reed is teaching the release class.
Is he?
Yeah.
Best release in the game.
Best release in the game.
Yeah.
That'll be pretty interesting.
Okay.
All right, well Pat, there's been awesome, man.
Appreciate you coming on.
Appreciate it.
Best of luck this year.
Appreciate it. I'm sure we'll know, riding with you. As Jersey
Jerry tells us every week. This is the week. Yeah.
But it was touched down. Yeah. Maybe every week will be the week. Yeah.
Yeah. You're you're always open. Always open.
Always open. Always open.
Always open.
All right. Thanks. Appreciate it, guys.
Pat Farrar Muth was brought to you by Max.
Let's talk about the most exciting streaming destination with the best entertainment.
Of course, we're talking about Max.
They have shows and movies from the Food Network, TLC, the DC Universe, Adult Swim and more.
They've got the new Shazam movie, Rick and Morty, Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives.
They're all on Max.
I just watched reality on Max on the plane ride back a couple
weeks ago. Fantastic. And of course, all the HBO originals like succession, winning time,
and the last of us winning times coming back. Hell yeah, they've got something for every mood
and plans start as little as 999 a month. Subscription required visit max.com max the one to watch sign up now at max.com
Okay, so thank you to max.com we have our last movie review.
We watched the heat this week Sandra Bullock,
Melissa McCarthy, all-time classic comedy.
Did I tell you guys when she throws his phone book,
they're interrogating the guy and they throw the phone book
at him, boom throws an actual phone book.
I love this movie.
That was great.
Melissa McCarthy is very funny.
One of the most underrated comedic actresses of the last 20 years.
I agree.
And it was like a buddy cop film with Melissa McCarthy and Sandra Bullock, Sandra Bullock
kind of a tight ass little little bit of a what?
She was.
She was.
She was a little Jake and then we had
most of the party playing the role of Billy who just starts like bust in
people's faces and going crazy I love this movie great great movie I will
watch any buddy cop movie actually yeah the body cop might be my favorite
genre it goes back to watching the old lethal weapons it's just a can't
mess formula right right right hey did you like all the Boston scenes?
Yeah, it was nice, nice Boston setting.
Bill Burr cameo was great.
Not a lot of other good cameos
that I thought my head was.
There was one real piece of shit in this movie.
I forget the guy's name.
When he got busted, I was like,
good, get him off the screen.
I was like, ha ha ha, you sick fuck.
Also Peter Chernan.
Yes.
I was like, this movie's great.
Who produced it?
Duh.
And we have a wild fact from Jake that he was so excited.
He told me twice before we started taping.
No, once.
No, twice.
You said twice.
I thought you were here the first time.
This second time was when I was like, dude, stop.
Yeah.
So yesterday was the 10 year anniversary
that this movie released in theaters.
Wow, that is wild.
June 28th, 2013.
I love this movie so much.
So max.com has all the movies, shows, everything.
That was fun doing movie reviews.
I feel like we learned some things.
I was doing some research on it, I'm wondering because it made a lot of money.
It was a very well-worship movie
The director said there was gonna be a sequel, but Bullock shut it down. Oh, you might need to start a change
Don't work Sandra
Don't do that to baby lighten up. We need this. She you know she's the most well-car theater life
Yeah, I mean they're great together. This is our perfect. It's life. It's actually it's kind of like the David Spade
Chris Farley dynamic on screen. Yeah, Yeah, so make us give us the heat to
We're gonna talk to we're gonna talk to old Peter. I don't know big P big P
All right, let's finish off. Well, I better than Jair from subway. I'll say that. Yeah, and I enjoyed watching
The Pell Club. Yes, you're gonna. If you're gonna, you know, spend spends the holiday weekend watching movie I would I would suggestmson. Yes, you're going to spend spends the holiday weekend watching movie.
I would I would suggest the heat.
Yes, yeah, this is like sitting at home on a weekend afternoon, maybe.
Yeah, we did.
We did basically every genre of movie.
Yeah, it was great.
Okay, let's wrap up with Fire Fest.
Hank.
Yeah, I mean, you guys all heard Wednesday.
I kind of alluded to it.
But the Taco Bell Mount Rushmore came out.
I knew it was bad in real time.
I told my dad before, and I was like, dad,
like we did the Mount Rushmore of Taco Bell menu items.
And I don't think it went well.
And he still called me, reached out to be like,
I know you told me it was bad, but that was horrible. And I don't think called me, reached out to be like, I know you told me it was bad, but that was horrible.
And I don't think he's ever reached out to be like,
you know, I've had some bad takes on the show,
said some stupid things.
He's never reached out to be like,
that was bad, like you embarrassed me.
It wasn't just your dad that heard it, right?
Well, then I was like, hopefully, yeah,
because I know my grandfather,
I know he listened sometimes, like,
hopefully, you know, he doesn't catch that one.
He's like, this is every episode.
He listened to every episode. It was very funny. He hasn't even said anything
We were walking out of the hotel yesterday and Hank was just on the phone. He's like yeah, I'm sorry again
I'm sorry again. I was like who was that he's like it was my dad
Talk about the Taco Bell draft. Yeah, who did your dad say had the best draft?
He said the breakfast cruncher was bullshit. He did say that.'s a that shouldn't that that shouldn't be ruled separately in the crunch
But what you kind of didn't answer the question. I asked you. I don't even remember
I think you said that we had the best
Oh, so you guys must have gotten 70% of the
Nobody got 70% I think you guys said 64% of the vote you said to being Billy just let you guys know
The kind of the kind I'm gonna get about 70% of the votes today. Well, we should well, you didn't well
You guys used an AI robot Billy was like this proves the Taco Bell's not good. No the kind of the kind of going to get about 70% of the votes today. Well, we should. Well, you didn't.
Well, you guys used an AI robot.
Billy was like, this proves that Taco Bell's not good.
No, it proves that you guys completely pannedered
and pandering works.
You went and looked top Taco Bell items.
That's all you listen.
We're not familiar.
We're lots of research.
I'm just looking at that.
I'll put my hand up where we went wrong.
We should have taken Baha Blast.
And that's something I've had.
Baja Blast, whoever took that was going to win.
It's like drafting Bidard.
Yeah, but it does not mean Billy's conclusion of this
is that Taco Bell is not good.
That's the opposite.
People love Taco Bell.
That was a great Mount Rushmore.
I think I'm easily, you know, I'm a humble guy,
but I pretty far and away the best Mount Rushmore
drafter on the show over the years and
To have the lowest
percentage of a vote on a topic that is so near dear to my heart is
Yeah, those bad Hank you stink bad
Yourself. Yeah, yeah, I was
Masked it was bigger than me. I was trying to do it for the whole for the whole fam
I let everyone down They said, but I will hear about it like for it. It's not something I won't like every time I'm like
Family events Thanksgiving Christmas will be like you brought shame what happened? Yeah
Like we did an elevator draft and PFT didn't win. Yeah, oh just number one. Oh, I love
Thicing crop get the fuck out of here. I'll take the stairs instead of taking a TK.
Okay, PFT, what's your amount?
My fire fest of the week is, so, you know,
a lot of our fire fest recently have involved moving
to one extent or the other.
It has been a pretty big part of our lives
for almost a couple months.
It never ends.
Yeah.
I've been ordering a lot of stuff to my house,
including a lot of these novelty signs
that are just so true that I'm gonna stack
the entire wall behind me with,
but I ordered a bunch of stuff, including some big things.
So I've got a house, I need stuff to put in it.
I bought a fiddle fig tree, which is like an indoor tree
that you can have in your house.
It's real fig.
It's real, it's alive, but it lives indoors.
And I bought one of those. It's real if fake. It's real. It's alive, but it lives indoors.
And I bought one of those.
Responsibility.
And I shipped it by mistake to my old apartment.
Oh, no.
And I just found out today that it showed up at my apartment in New York.
And I don't know what to do.
I guess it just lives in my apartment lobby and it's going to die there.
Like there's a living thing that's about to die.
How big is it? My guess would be six feet tall. Oh my gosh. Six it's gonna die there. Like there's a living thing that's about to die. How big is it?
My guess would be six feet tall.
Oh my gosh.
Six and a half feet tall.
I don't know what to do.
I could ask Billy to go over to my apartment.
I will work.
Rescue the tree, save life, and then ship it to me in Chicago.
Told you to do it.
Joe, I cut it up and send it in like a box.
Yeah, what's in the box?
Yeah, tell them to do it right before it's life-forth.
Yeah, I mean, he billi is in New York right now, right? Yeah, I could ask him to go
ship me my tree. Yeah, you should. I wouldn't. Well, there's some other stuff that got
shipped there too by mistake. Oh, fuck. A couple dogs, a small kitten in a box. I
did that. That's joke. It's actually, yeah, it's the tree and then some other
things that won't die. I did that when I moved last time and I shipped eight novelty foam oversized cowboy hats.
My old place. That's fun. My old landlord was like, what is this?
What's going on? I might also order drugs to my apartment and then have Billy ship those to me too.
So he would get caught for it just to try to get Billy himmed up. That's good.
Frame him for something. It's been a long time since we framed somebody. Yeah, he won't hear this
But I hope I think Billy's Billy's probably he's probably my best bet, right?
Like I don't know I don't know what else to do and I could ask my neighbors to do it
But that's that I feel like that's like a bridge
Sounds like the son of a great I respect you not asking me to do it. No, of course. That would be crazy
It sounds like the start of it like a movie
Yeah, I had to go get my tree. Yeah tree rescue. Yeah get a period of rest cross country. I'm an ass ability to rescue my Trident have them do it
All right my fire fest I actually had a really great week. There's a great week the only thing that went
somewhat wrong was I went so we've been here in Pinehurst of the bunch of bar still employees
We were doing like a of a at Riggs House and Jerry and I, Jersey Jerry and I went to get ice cream
and we had a nice little ice cream date,
sat on a bench and almost broke the bench.
Broke one of the slats of the bench.
That's a really humbling thing.
To sit down on where you started eating the ice cream
or after? No, it was in the middle. Yeah, it's so thing. It was down on where you started eating the ice cream or after.
No, it was in the middle.
Yeah, it's so heavy.
It got too heavy.
I got a large ice cream and then I broke a bench.
It was like you were at the tipping point.
Yeah.
And then by the fourth lick, it's like this is too much I can't take.
Yeah, so that was bad.
But yeah, it was a great week.
Great job, Hank.
I know that you were slowly making my job to just be golf.
And so far, I guess it's been okay.
Yeah, I mean, I was, you know, I know this is future,
future big cat and Dave, this is something Dave was,
was part of too that both of you have always kind of
been like this where, you know, months in advance,
like yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
And then leading up, you were both kind of like, wait,
we have to go for how long?
For four days and we're like kind of up my ass about it.
But I think it went really well.
I've had a good time.
We could've done it in two days,
but yeah, great competition, great time.
It was a full day, that was just practice.
Yeah, we could've done it in two days.
It was a travel day, I wanted to get in it.
People could've done it in two days, or whatever.
That's fine, it was a great time.
People will love the videos from the time.
It wasn't the most efficient.
That's golf, baby, that's cool. You gotta, you know, you don't wanna rush it. Yeah, love the videos. Videos wasn't the most efficient. That's golf, baby.
You got it. You don't want to rush it.
Yeah, you don't.
You want to make sure you stay an extra day
just to golf a little more, too.
Yeah, I got you. I got you.
Are you staying J. To golf?
I am.
That's just Christ.
Okay.
This is becoming a golf podcast.
It is.
He's making the whole company a golf company.
What happened yesterday out on the range,
Billy has been like the most anti golf person in the world
saying every podcast becomes a golf podcast,
golf sucks, it's for losers.
Billy stepped up and took a couple of ribs with the driver
and the first three went like directly to the right.
I think he hit a couple of thugs.
They went for the totally cared about.
And then the last one that he hit, he absolutely piped it.
And he started jumping up and down in the air,
like a safety that just made a big sack.
And he was so amped up, I think Billy is now a golfer.
I think Billy's been converted.
Yeah, 20, 20, 20, 20, 24 grit week from band and dunes
in Oregon, or St. Andrews.
That is definitely what's gonna happen.
Hank is gonna make us just do golf for everything.
Mm-hmm.
It's fine, it's fine, I'm fine.
I'm fine, I'm fine with it.
I can't resist it, like there's nothing I can do.
You made an entire golf tournament
so you could play it.
Fact is your college.
No college.
Four day golf adventure, and could compete in.
It's Brent, okay. It's awesome. Jake. A four day golf event today could compete in
Brent okay, exhausted Jake. Yeah, my fire fest was documented in real time speaking of golf
American Airlines lost my clubs for 24 hours, and it was
scary scary very scary talk about a roller coaster of a month and good terms of golf for me first all in one first Eagle, first, eagle, but I lost my clubs where I thought was maybe for that.
What was the scariest part of that?
Losing the club that I had a hole in one with.
I wanna find that.
I just wanted to find out.
Is it harder than lefty clubs?
They had one set.
Okay, yeah.
I feel like that's one of those.
Lefties don't really have the best life in general.
No, whether they're witches,
you can reach you a broomstick. Yeah
That specific thing would suck because I would imagine there's not a lot of lefty rental clubs. Yeah, but we're okay now
But it was very scary. It's kind of weird that there's a righty's in lefties
It's like a wall. Yeah
like
Well, I just make everyone righties or just ambidextrous. Yeah. Yeah. Why aren't we just all ambidextrous? I am
They try to make them right ease. What they do if you're left handed
They just start back into the right handed. Yeah, that's true. And that's the school. Yeah, you guys get that rest
I'm like this and we get this munch
Yeah, what does it say about about Ben Simmons that he tries so hard to be left handed?
Yeah, sure he's trying to be different.
He's trying to be different.
He can't fit out, but in.
Bro, just be a dude.
Yeah.
All right, great week.
Again, MLB draft coming Monday,
Dungeons & Dragons Friday, no show Wednesday.
Then we're back to our regular scheduled Monday, Wednesday,
Friday, July 14th will be the takeys
Look here's the number right now for I haven't touched it yet
Numbers 69 for 18 you're gonna guess for again
All right, I'll guess 17 20 for Max Shane
11 for Shane memes one have you ever gotten it?
Okay, Shane have you got it? Oh
Shit that's tough guys
84 ah Recently huh?
Love you new leader 10 times whoa
84 been hot
May 9 all right see everyone on Monday have a great weekend love you guys
The videos and work are the attack of human being on the beach was not real. I'm sorry. I thought it was real
But it was actually not real I'm gonna go to the level to the level to the level
to the level to the level
to the level to the level
to the level to the level
to the level to the level
to the level to the
level to the level
to the level to the level
to the level to the level
to the level to the level to the level to the level
to the level to the level
to the level to the level to the level to the level
to the level to the level to the level to the level to the level
to the level to the level to the level
to the level to the level to the level
to the level to the level to the level
to the level to the level to the level to the level to the level to the level to the level to the level to the level to the level to the level to the level to the level to the level to the level I'm ready, let's say I'm setting it, it's for me, so little work
Learning, learning, life is okay, say I'm clean
It's for better to be safe than sorry, it's for better to be safe than sorry
It's for better to be safe than sorry, say I'm lonely
Say I'm lonely, I'm lonely, I'm lonely I I
I
Things
I
Can I'll be coming for you anyway. I'll be coming for you anyway. Hey, come here.
Hey, meet me up.
I'll be gone.
You're a thief.
you