Pardon My Take - LeSean McCoy, Mt Rushmore Of Easy Tasks That Make You Feel Accomplished, Football Is Back + Aaron Rodgers Is The Best Teammate

Episode Date: July 28, 2023

Football is back and with that injuries. Thankfully Joe Burrow seems to be ok and we talk the selfless Aaron Rodgers taking less money (00:00:00-00:16:41). Colorado to the Big 12 and the Fleck Bank in Minnesota is too big to fail (00:16:41-00:36:16). LeSean McCoy joins the show to talk about his career, his spiciest takes, females only parties, spoiling movies and tons more (00:36:16-01:24:29). Mt Rushmore of easy tasks that make you feel accomplished (01:24:29-01:49:09) plus we finish with Fyre Fest (01:49:09-02:05:01).You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

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Today is Friday, July 28th. And boys, we had a hot streak. We were two days in a row, two episodes in a row together, back in Chicago, and then all business Pete forgot to pay the electricity bill. So we're now back on Riverside. I heard that White Stocks Dave just chewed through the electrical wiring and that that disabled all the all the voltage going to the office. I do miss you guys already. Yeah. It was nice being face to face for a while. We're back to we're back to zoom. If you are upset about this, we will put on a great show.

We were together for the LaShaw McQueen, and we were also together for the Mount Rushmore. But if you'd like to complain, please tweet all business Pete. What's his actual Twitter handle, Hank? Can we get that shouted out? Maybe put it in the lower part of the YouTube so everyone makes sure that they have that.

Is it all business Pete? I think it's at Philly underscore maze. Well, you can also complain to him. All business peat. All at all business peat. So please all complaints go to him for not paying the electricity bill. The good news is all business peat is also in charge of our multi million dollar new office that we're building right now.

So if you don't pay the electricity bill in one, I'm sure the other ones doing fine. Yeah, yeah, we'll be good. Don't worry about it. We'll be in there right on time. Yeah, we're right on time. I do love P.D.'s actually. Everyone, because the plug God is not here,

we should say that all weekend long, you can watch our darling Jake on barstool.tv, at the Corn Ferry Tour in Glenview, which Hank and I were out there, and it's a sick setup. Unbelievable setup. I'll just say that Jake, for as much shit as we give him, it has a natural golf force. Yeah, it's very soothing.

Yeah, I was watching it at my computer. I took a nap setting up. It was wonderful. It also is, you know, this show we've been doing for a very long time. Jake has been, when did Jake start doing the show with us four or five years ago? Four years ago. Four years ago. Four years ago. Four years ago.

It's one of those, really? Nineteen. Nineteen. It's one of those things where we can give each other shit till the day is long because we know each other and spend countless hours every week together. We're family. But then if anyone else gives them shit, I get very upset. And I'm like, fuck you, you don't say that.

But I can say he broadcasts everything with his pants off and is a weeny for not doing the reality. Yeah. And also that he had a terrible showing in Mount Rushmore earlier this week. Yes. What's in that cup at your desk there, Jake? I'm watching you on TV. I'm wondering what's in there. Yes. All right. So unfortunately, well, football is back. and with football comes injuries. So we're taping this in the afternoon on Thursday. We just got news that Joe Burrow went down with a non-contact injury holding his leg and everything fucking sucks.

Everything sucks. Joe Burrow is obviously weird. Friends of them, he's a friend of the show, but more than that, like anytime a big quarterback goes down, it sucks. Joe burrow is obviously we are friends of them. He's a friend of the show But more than that like anytime a big quarterback goes down It sucks because now you have to look at the schedule and be like no offense to Trevor Simeon But we might be watching Trevor Simeon on a Monday night or Sunday night Hank What are you gonna say you have an update? Yeah, Ian rap porch is tweeted Zack Taylor tells reporters that QB Joe Burrow suffered a calf strain. Oh, okay, so we're fine.

Oh, there we go. We're good. That's awesome. That's awesome. Okay, so we're good. Yeah, I was about to say, everybody out there is a calf. No, that's a Trevor Simeon.

Everybody out there is hoping that it's a calf. Because he was grabbing his leg. Trevor Simeon, I was about to be like, this sucks because now we're going to get 20 more Mike Floreo articles about how cavernick would be a good fit on the Poor Trevor Simeon is just minding his own business Joe Burrell gets a little calf strain and we start the show being like well now we have to fucking watch Trevor Simeon again Trevor Simeon doesn't want to play anymore than you want to watch him play Trevor Simeon's got a great gig going

He's gonna be a backup for life. Yeah, he's got a great gig going. He's going to be a backup for life. Yeah, he's got the dream job. So he's got every guy's dream job, he's Trevor, he's a job. So thank God, and it looks like Jalen Ramsey also is going to be okay. But there's nothing worse than the first few days of camp seeing that video. Like it's usually some media person who's standing 150 yards away, being like, oh, no, carts out. And then you have to make all these wild decisions and ideas pop in your head, watching like

a player, like a little dot off in the distance, like limping off the field. Yeah, it's good. I'm glad that it looks like a cap strain. That way we can make some jokes about it. So I did, I checked Twitter to see who was the leader in the clubhouse with the Azay blank fan. Right now, Brown's fans absolutely killing it with class right now. Brown's fans left and right on the internet

are saying as a Brown's fan, I hope it's not serious, as a Brown's fan, you hate to see this happen even inside the division, showing true humanity, even though they root for a different football team, still going out there and saying, I hope that you're not severely injured. So shout out to the Browns being very, very classy.

They're doing the, the, the Drake when, when he found out that Kevin Durant popped to his Achilles. I'm like, oh, no, no, man, come on. Yeah. No, God, no. I do though respect, chiefs fans. And it's obviously just one fan. You can't judge the whole fan base off of one tweet But one chiefs guy replied to me and was like oh well so sad

Chiefs to the ball again, and it was just a picture of Patrick Mahomes and it's like you know what like I Like that the chiefs fans can maybe get to their next level of just being the hated fan base. Like you should embrace that. Embrace being the heel, knowing that you have Patrick Rollins for the next decade. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, this is a good one right here. It's from a Ravens fan.

Even as a Ravens fan, you hate to see this happen. Hashtag, Joe Burrow, hashtag, who day? Hashtag, bangles. When you got a division rival using your team's hashtag, you know that it's class right there. That is class. That's ultimate class. Either way, good that Joe Burrow seems to be okay. Hopefully this doesn't age poorly. Other NFL news. Aaron Rodgers, what a guy. Probably the greatest guy ever. I'm so happy that I've never said anything bad about Aaron Rodgers. He took a $35 million pay cut for the jets, basically a big fuck you to the packers.

I think I officially have like no ill will towards Aaron Rodgers anymore. This one cemented it for me. So he took $35 million this year, but how much does he get paid next year? It's like $38 million next year, $1 million this year. Oh, I thought it was more than $38 million next year. No, because he gets all of that signing bonus. He gets like a $35 million signing bonus this year and he gets his salary is going to be like 1.8 and then next year it's 38.

Either way, it gives a plan to take a pay cut like that. Is that a pay cut? It was. He was getting your money up front. No, he was set to make over $100 million. Like his existing deal, he could have just rode that out. He took a pay cut, Dalvin Cook's already in the Jets facility taking a tour.

Aaron Rogers, I've always liked a guy. I don't know what to say. Like he's just a great guy. He's a consummate professional teammate. Always the team first. Just what, probably, I'll say it right now, maybe he's got to win a couple games for the jets But when he goes to Canton he might go in as a jet

So I saw Tariq Hill say that the other day that he's gonna go in as a dolphin I don't think in the NFL you go in as anybody. I think that's baseball, isn't it? Yeah, I think it says it underneath who you played for yeah, I'd like list your team But it's fun to ask people like who what are you gonna go in as if you make the whole fam? I'm my guess is that Aaron Rogers just saw the taxes that would come out of his paycheck and be like You know what some of that money is going to support gain of function research and Wuhan So I don't want to fund the CDC. So don't actually don't pay me anything. Sickly Ukraine war. Yeah, exactly. He's playing checkers. No, I mean it is cool

It's funny how just how we see the media treat different athletes that decide to take certain pay cuts. Like I saw Floreo got up in arms about Patrick Mahomes and how Patrick Mahomes is like very underpaid, even though if I kind of agree with Mahomes that if you're getting paid $40 million a year or $50 million a year, probably not that big of a difference in lifestyle, right?

Especially in Kansas City. In Kansas City. Yeah, you only, you maxed it out. You're both great. That's all you're allowed to get paid. There's nothing more you can buy. You've bought everything you need in Kansas City at $40 million. Yeah, he owns every jet ski that you can take off to the Ozarks of the summertime for a couple of weeks.

But Aaron Rogers, what a guy. Who would have thought he's, uh, he's a, he is an all time jet, all time jet. That's what I'll remember him as. All time jet. It's what they're calling him. And it is a fuck you to the Packers, because the last few years has been obviously not great where he's been at odds with the front office,

getting these big mega contracts, and then he goes to the jets for two months. He's like, yeah, you know what, pay me less, that's cool. Yeah, it's very funny. And Aaron does have that revenge spiked element to him where that 100% factored into. Are you guys coming around? Well, the game is, they game is wish list.

But a Aaron Rogers who feels slighted is a very dangerous Aaron Rogers. I'm not, I'm still not coming around because it happens, it happens so often where you see quarterback change teams or a big name player change, change teams. And I'm not saying he's not gonna be great next year. I'm just saying there's, it's different. It's very different for him,

especially since his offensive coordinator is apparently the worst NFL head coach in the history of the NFL according to Sean Payton. Did you see that interview? Yes. That Sean Payton did. Payton is back at it. Sean Payton. Did you see that interview? Yes. That Sean Payton did. Payton is back at it. Sean Payton is officially a 100% back.

All the headlines are gonna be about how he said that Daniel Hackett did the worst job of coaching in the history of the NFL. People are gonna talk about that. To me, that was not the best part of the story. But, got, did you read the rest of it? Oh yeah. Where he's up to his old tricks.

Sean Payton basically is a film director. He's like Quentin Tarantino and he's got like a staff of people who are in charge of editing together motivational videos for him to show to his team. When he was on the Saints, he showed them rats getting their next snap by rat traps to remind them not to take the cheese. He's a big video guy. So he has his assistant Paul Kelly, queue up a nature documentary that showed baby iguanas under attack from running snakes immediately after they hatched. And the video captured how some of the iguanas survived by dashing to an ocean side cliff.

Others were just eaten by snakes and Peyton pondered showing what he called a creepy video, but he wanted to hammer home a point to his players of you have to hit the ground running. So to do that, he showed his team, Baby Aguana's getting chased by snakes and eaten by snakes, which it's awesome. And then he also showed them a video where at the end, it had the Denver Broncos training staff

getting into a Ford Bronco driving away. And then he had his film guy edit in a scene from playing trains and automobiles where the car drives off a cliff. So I'm not exactly sure what he's going for. He killed the training staff from last year. Yeah. Well, so yeah, there was another part of this story. So for anyone who missed it, Sean Payton just basically did an open mic and just roasted Nathaniel Hackett

said that he's never seen Orscoach or job saying he's also never seen an organization get embarrassed the way the Broncos got embarrassed last year. Said there was 20 dirty hands. It really was all summed up as it was kind of Sean Payton's way of saying Russell Wilson is not broken. Everyone else was broken around him. So kind of setting the stage for Sean

Peyton fixing all of this. But they asked that Robert Salah afterwards about this. And I have to watch the video because maybe he said it smoother than I'm reading it. But Robert Salah said, I kind of lived by the saying, if you ain't got no haters, you ain't poppin'. So hate away. Yeah, it probably sounds smoother when he said it. It's a song. Okay, it is a song? Yeah.

Okay, what is a song? Ah, hold on. Oh, thank you, I know how it goes. I think I know haters, you ain't poppin'. So wait, that's not his saying then. He should have said it as this person says, you ain't got no haters you ain't popping. Haters are your marketing team.

Yeah. I love this though. It's a coach, it's a, it's a, like we were day two of camp and Sean Peyton was like, fuck this. I'm going scorched earth. I don't care. And they play week five. Yeah, wait, where was this attitude from Robert Salal last year when he was just saying, like, I'm going to print out a CVS

link receipt of all the haters. Yeah. When you saw come out, throw, yeah, and come out in the last 12 months, as Rico Richie popping came out eight years ago. And what's the actual lyric? If you ain't got no haters, you ain't poppin. Okay. So the way Hank said it. Yeah, he goes. Well, I was trying to say it as lame as possible because that's how I assume, yeah, I'm popping. Okay. So the way Hank said it, yeah, it's because they like, well, I was trying to say it as lame as possible because that's how I assume like, that's a weird thing for a head coach to just drop on everyone.

Yeah, but you're right, PFT. Robert Salah last year said he's gonna print the receipts and shove it down our throats. Yeah, he hated the haters last year. He was a hater. And how much he hated the haters. So something has changed. So I guess, no, that's good for us

because as podcasters, we were hating on the jets and hating on Zach Wilson. So by him hating on us, that means that he's one of our haters, so we're popping. Yeah, we're popping now. All right. We've never been more popping this podcast. So yeah, it feels good.

This is where we're starting to get into the flow here. Hank's gonna start getting mad at us for saying football is back on every episode from now until football is actually back. We are Hank, like football's back. Oh, I know. I had the very dumb thought yesterday when I was watching the US Women's National Team play. And we stayed by the way.

Yeah, we're not good right now. Although it was sick when she told her teammate to shut the fuck up her teammate on her club team and then like two seconds later headed in a goal. She backed it up. Yeah, but we backed up. But I had a very dumb thought when I was watching that game because it takes place in New Zealand. And I was doing the math and they're like, oh, it's two o'clock in the afternoon in Wellington. And I was like, wait, they're close to the football season starting than we are right now. Yeah, they are. They are. Yeah, they're right there. They're on the precipice. So other football news, the Colorado is going to be a big 12 team.

So big 12 is basically torn apart the Pac 12, radiate it for all its parts. And I think this is like the Pac-12's done, they're done. I don't know who else is gonna go to the big 12. Pac-12's done. And you know that, do you guys follow that account on, I think it's on Twitter moments before disaster? And it's like sports stuff. So it'll be like a moment right before

just a terrible grand slam or something. The PAC-12 commissioner, yes, or two days ago, in the PAC-12 media day, said, as far as what we have going on here, oh, no, sorry, that's Robert Salai wrote that down. He said, about realignment, it's not a concern. Our schools are committed to each other. In the pack 12, we'll get immediate rights deal done.

And I think the realignment as it comes to college athletics will be done as it comes to this cycle. And then it was like 24 hours later, Colorado to the big 12. Yeah, I mean, it makes big cats here a point. Like what a disgusting job by a conference to raid a team like that. Big 12 is a mental. It's disgusting Like, can you imagine from a geographical standpoint,

Colorado has to go play against West Virginia. That makes no sense. I can't think of any other conference in the country that would do something like that. Well, the SEC did like Texas is going to have to play Florida. That's where Austin to Gainesville. That's pretty strange. Austin to Atlanta. That's a tough hike. But besides that, basically what we're heading for right now is there's going to be one big conference at some point. And so we're re-adjusting the deck chairs on the Titanic. Colorado is like, yeah, we're going to go to the big 12.

But the reality is, within the next 10 years, I bet there's going to be one conference that has the top teams in it. There might be different divisions inside that one conference. But we haven't, we have not yet begun to see realignment. It's, I was on, we, PFT and I do a hit on Pittsburgh radio. We love those guys and Randy Bauman mentioned, because I was talking to him about it this morning

when I was on. And he's like, it's basically, it feels like realignment is just like what's happening with, uh, you know, Netflix and all the, all the court cutting and cable TV. And he's right because what's going to happen is the we're going to realign some more. The pack trowel is going to be disbanded. Like the big 10 will have a east and west. They're going to start with no division. Then they're going to do an east and west. And then the west is going to be like UCLA USC Oregon, Washington and then they're going to say, well, why don't we just make our own conference and then they'll just go back to the original. We're going to bundle and then we're going to unbundle.

Yeah, then you're going to have all the different, you're going to have too many bundles and then you're going to have to unbundle some of them. Finland's going to join NATO. It should get in wild. Yeah, yeah. So that was one of the pieces of college football news. The other was probably the weirdest attempt at taking down a program. I've seen in a while, the Minnesota, there was a report out of front office sports that PJ Fleck has bad culture in his program.

And the it was essentially players saying they had to run as penalties, which actually is illegal in the NCAA. They made that illegal in 2018. No coaches done it since then. No coaches done it since then. And then one of the greatest quotes I've ever seen with no irony involved was a player anonymous source saying about PJ Fleck, he was making us say, forget about yourself as an individual. I was baffled because it's not anything logical if you forget about yourself, then who are you?

You're part of a team. Mm-hmm. I, the guy almost got to the point where he realized he was asking, PJ Fleck was asking everyone to be by into the team, but he just couldn't get there. I'm going to blow the whistle on all of football because this happens on every single football team at every age, every sports team, not every sports team, every sports team, every basketball team, every baseball team, and

baseball is probably the one sport where you wouldn't need to have like a super cohesive team to be great. But you can look at every company, every company, every every time you do an orientation, when you start a new job and they try to get you to buy into the company culture. Yeah, guess what? You're going to be spending eight hours a day of your life there. They want you on board with their trying to accomplish. This is just, okay. So there's a lot of bad shit that happens in college football for sure. A lot of coaches that do things that are above and beyond and

They ultimately end up injuring their players. They end up damaging some of their players mental health all this stuff That does happen that happens from time to time at certain programs What's being described in Minnesota is just basically this guy's like they may be placed sports on the sports team Yeah, they and not only that but major division one college football is not easy. Guys who play in that or insane athletes have an insane mental toughness like it's not easy.

So you didn't, I don't know if you expected it to be easy, but it wasn't going to be easy. And I, the only thing, the only real question I have out of this whole thing is, is the Fleck bank too big to fail? Because there was also part of the story that he has a Fleck bank and players paid money to the Fleck bank. And if you had enough tokens in the Fleck bank, you then could maybe like not have to take a drug test. So the Fleck bank sounds pretty, it's a pretty sound institution as far as I'm concerned. It's what you just described was schrooopbox. Yes, exactly. He made schrooopbox. And if you know

PJ Fleck, he definitely has a little bit of that Dwight's fruit in him. Oh, no, no, no, this is surprising whatsoever that that PJ Fleck developed his own sovereign currency that he uses to reward players that play within the system that he's created. And it's not shocking to me at all, but what is shocking is that they wrote the article about this. Right. There's definitely better stuff to write about. And I'm not the guy that's like, oh, look at this so much for so-called journalism. And you put the journalism in like scare quotes.

I usually hate it when people do that. But in this case, I agree you, there's a million more important things to write about out there than this. The article was essentially PJ Fleck kind of annoying. And I think everyone, if they had phrased that as the headline, everyone would have been like, yeah, I kind of agree. Because there's another part I would have been like, I read about that last week and no shit weekly. Yeah, right. There was another quote where the players were saying an anonymous player said there was only one acceptable answer when Fleck and other staff members asked, how are you doing? You had to reply, I'm the lead.

That's annoying. Like that is an annoying thing. If you said, if you just said PJ Fleck kind of an annoying guy who also wins football games, the article would have actually, I think it actually might have taken him down, being like, oh, he's annoying. So some of the stuff that wasn't reported in this article is actually, it's crazy. There was one report that I read that PJ makes his players always wear team logos and team issued merchandise when they're working out when they're participating workouts, when they practice, when they walk around campus, like they have to wear the Minnesota M on their

chest all the time. Isn't that crazy? Like no other school would ever do something like that. It was, it was, the whole article was like this, you just described the Division I program because there was also a flack in others on the coaching staff were obsessed with players wait. Okay, that's a football coach. Former players that they felt rushed to return from injury or didn't have their injuries treated properly. Socks, but that's also a football coach. Like I that does suck if they're trying to rush you back to injury from injury. But I also think that every football coach in America is doing

exactly that right this second. Yeah. So if you're a good player and you get injured, your coach is going to be like, when can you play again? When can you play again? Because guess what? The faster you play again, the more likely it is that they get to keep their job at the end of the season.

And if you're a shitty player and you get injured, guess what? Coaches are going to start to ignore you because they don't care. That's just, that's the reality of college sports, that's the reality of sports in general. This to me, if I put on a conspiracy hat, and I'm not saying this happened, but it would make sense. Was there another coach in the big 10 that was just in the news for some bad stuff? You think Revels the source on everything in this? I think Revel, found out he's in touch with another nerd that was mad that he had to run at practice and Revelle's like, you should leak this, you should put this out. It's disgusting what he did to you. They're hazing you pretty much. This is a much better story. I think Revelle

put this guy up to this anonymous source to try to get a story out there. He's trying to burn the whole big 10 down. He's going to go program to program. Just trying to find guys who had to run gasters after being off sides. I think I'm officially going to be a Northwestern fan. That's going to be my big 10 school. Okay. I got a question about that. You do have a team in Division one college football.

Yeah, but I just want to be a Northwestern fan to be to annoy Darren Revelle. Okay. That's fair. I'm all in on that. I'm all in on that. That's the only reason I want to be. I want to be more of a Northwestern fan than Darren Revelle. I will help you do that. Just to piss Darren Revelle off. So and Northwestern, listen, I do we've had a good time at your program. We enjoyed working out with you guys. You got a great stadium, great campus. I'm not a coach though. Yeah, Mike at Coach Joe, Mike at Urban Meyer. But I have nothing against your program. I will support you.

I will 100% root for you. I'll bet on you. I'll watch all your games, but just know that I am also trying to piss off down a rebel as much as I can. And if you accept me in with your whole heart, more than you let Darren Revellen, that would be great for you,

because you want Darren as far away from you as possible. Also, you can do the spin zone. You are a new Northwestern fan. You're not in the old regime had a lot of problems. I would never have supported that. You never ever. You are a clean slate, new regime. You are a true Northwestern fan.

You believe in the institution, not the coach that just got fired. I bleed purple. Is that their color? Did they have a special color purple? They're purple. So I'm all in on this. I will just say it right now,

just being, you know, trust tree, mental health is mental wealth. If North Western beats Wisconsin and you celebrate, I will get triggered and very upset and it could break up our relationship. It would be very funny though. Nope, I'm telling you right now, don't do it. It would be very, it would be very, I'm gonna, I'm gonna put my game of the year.

I'm calling it right now, game of the year, Northwestern covering the spread against Wisconsin, book it. I'm gonna put, I'll just be a JMU fan, a bigger JMU fan than you, because you have a second team, bring it on, bring it on. The more you choose, go to division one. And you're already picked another team. I was crazy.

That's bad. That's bad. You're bad sports down. You're pre triggered right now. No, you're a bad pre triggered about me putting a massive bet on Northwestern cover against Wisconsin. You're a bad sports down right now because you have a division want your team. You wanted your team to be a division one team for the longest time. They finally got

there and you're like, Oh, I'm a Northwestern. No, that's a bad sports down. Shut the fuck up, Hank. You forgot your roots real quick. No, no, that's a bad sports down. I'm a massive Jamie fan that nothing will ever change that I'm this just so massive that you have room for another team. Yeah, well, when it's Northwestern's when it's Northwestern when it's Northwestern. You have to like listen to bandwagon's open right now at Northwestern and they're a local team you look big cat. I moved to Chicago.

Okay. I got to lay down some roots here. I plan on living here for a very long time. I can't wait to one day take my my future on born children to Northwestern games, make it a family tradition. I'm going to put the flag out on my porch. I'mborn children to Northwestern games, make it a family tradition. I'm going to put the flag out on my porch. I'm going to put Northwestern. It's going to be the Northwestern slash J.M.U. House divided bumper sticker on the back of my car. It's just you. It's just me. Yeah.

What half of your body gets J.M.U. Bottom or top? Penis. My penis. The penis goes to you to J.M.U. Okay, that's J.M's a very new yeah, I know I'm all in though to get Jaron reveal upset You got to do the you got to do the Mike Tyson Northwestern Memory to the face paint you should do that for week one. I will I will I will if they're playing at home I'll go out there if it's 11 o'clock kickoff doesn't matter. I'm there They are building a new stadium. It's gonna be sick. Yeah, now that I join is there's all this money There's all this money going into the industry. You have to donate.

I'm very happy. I will donate money. We match. I will not match. Good question, Hank. I will not match. I will not be matching. Northeastern has more than enough money.

It will need anymore. This will bring me closer to greenie. It'll be great. It'll be great for the show. Will bond. Yeah, all the big J's. Oh, your favorites. There was, we had another great for the show. Wilbon. Yeah, all the big J's. Oh, your favorites. There was, we had another great Mike Tomlin quote today.

Ooh, let's see that. They asked him about Kenny and what they expect from Kenny in terms of making a progression here as his career develops. He said, we need him to be what we need him to be. Facts? Facts, that's a fact. Pat Fryer Moot is probably sitting in a closet right now trying to figure out what that

actually is. Yeah. It's the standard is the standard on crack. It's awesome. Tom Lydon's sometimes Tom Lydon does talk like a magic eight ball. Yeah. It's great. You shake it and you read it.

Yeah. He's a fortune cookie slash magic eight ball combined just walking around. He should actually do that. He should pull out a little piece of paper out of his mouth and press conference be like, all right, here it is. We need Kenny to be Kenny. Yeah, we need him to be what we need to be. All right, other sports stories. Show Hay is staying at the angels backed it up with a complete game one hitter, which is pretty cool, but what the fuck are the angels doing? Yeah, this is it seems like a bad idea. Well, if you're the angels, which is pretty cool, but what the fuck are the angels doing? Yeah, this is, it seems like a bad idea.

Well, if you're the angels, this is the one chance that you have. Every now and again, you gotta throw your fans a little bit of red meat and say, if we're going to make a move to go all in, this is the year that we're gonna do it. And the angels, like we talked about with the Orals, if they traded, if they traded show, hey, they get a king's ransom form, they're just gonna develop more players and probably trade them too. So it is probably the right move, but also knowing the Angels in the history of the Angels,

the chance of it not working out is pretty high. Yeah, it's, I have to believe that there's a part of them, maybe they've had discussions where Shohei's going to resign with the angels. Cause it does seem like he likes living out there. He likes the Jeff Passon at a report that was basically like, he loves being out on the West Coast. He likes, you know, the angels and what comes with that.

So maybe he's gonna stay. Maybe this is just a way for him to stay, which I'm cool with. Cause I would rather him be on the angels than the Dodgers and the Yankees. Yeah, 100%. I was talking to Titus the other day about, about Shohei and how it seems like nobody out there

is a Shohei hater. No, how could he might not be popping? But that's what I was saying. I was like, somebody should be the Shohei Otoni hater. Like find some deep metric of how he's actually underperforming and just become the skip to LeBron of Shohei Otani. Are you saying we should do that? I'm saying we should think about it. He went over five today with two strikeouts. After the pressure of the trade deadline,

he gets lifted. He decided, he decided to go to the angels, a team that has no expectations on it. That's interesting. He took the cow's way out. Is he afraid of the bright lights? It's a good question. If I was Shohei Otani, I would be demanding, demanding a on it. That's interesting. He took the cow's way out. Is he afraid of the bright lights? It's a good question. If I was show Hey O'Tani, I would be demanding, demanding a trade to the New York Yankees of the Los Angeles Dodgers. That's just me though. Oh for five, two strikeouts. A bad day. Show for five. That's what they're calling them. Yeah. Okay. Should we get to our interview? I don't think we have anything else. We're gonna do our interview with Lachama Koi and then we have Mount Rush more of everyday activities

that make you feel accomplished. Oh, I had one last thing, sorry. Did you guys see the Michigan fan? Probably the most cell phone of all time online. So Michigan and Michigan state have been going at it because Jim Harbaugh, who we fully back, got suspended for four games. And there's a Michigan fan. I think she does content. She has like 17 or 18,000 followers. She tweeted, hopping in the DM and saying,

you'll bash my head in when you see me in East Lansing, you're sick in the head. LMAO, this is sad. And someone replied, at them, we want to out these fucking bombs. And she put a screenshot up of a burner account called Forest, Forest, Forest. She forgot that in the screenshot, it says edit profile. So she was burner accounting herself to make Michigan state fans like look bad. And then she just completely dunked on herself. It's a false flag operation. It's a false flag operation. So I this is, this is another sign football is back hank. When the college football fan rivalry start kicking up, I saw Ryan Day said that he wants the game to be not in the last week of the season. Like people were, you were chopping at the bit for that.

It's just great. It's great. Football's back. That is sad, though, that Ryan Day would even say that. It's pathetic. It is really, really pathetic. That game needs to be the last. He's sensed weakness with Jim Harrod's suspension was like, oh, let me take a shot here. It's pathetic. So he was trying to say that Michigan isn't even that much of a rival to them where it shouldn't be a traditional last game of the season. Is that the angle he was going for? I think the angle he was going for is that you always get penalized

for losses later in the season. So having to play Michigan later in the season is a detriment to both teams. So he's like, let's play week one. That way, if we all go, if we both go on to feed to the rest of the year, it doesn't matter. Which is also a coward's way out, because you just lost the last two years.

So it would have been, yes, that is a cowardly statement to make. If Harbaugh had said that in the vein of, like, they're not even a rival anymore, because we keep kicking their ass, that would have been awesome. Yes, that would have absolutely. Absolutely rule.

Absolutely rule. Like let's play Michigan State. That's a real rival. Let's play Minnesota. Fuck it. Yeah. We'll go make a deposit in the Flex Bank. All right.

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Woo! Okay, we now welcome on a very special guest, two time Super Bowl champ, one of the best running backs in the past decade plus. It is Lachon McCoy. Shady, thank you for joining us. We have a ton of things we want to ask you, but we might as well start with the thing that is in the news, running backs getting disrespected and where you're at on that because it feels like they're facing you out. Yeah, it's tough man right now to be running back and I can't really understand like why I was

thinking maybe because like you know it's like the new thing is to use two to three running back to do one one running back job some guy to you know do the blocking and the shirt yardage and other ones that catch. And the other one is the first and second down running back. So I can't really figure it out. I mean, because the guy like Josh Jacob, who leaves leading Yards last year, who's been productive every year he's been in the lead and they don't want to pay him. And then I got like sick on Barclay, who's probably the best player on the Giants team, right? But you don't play him, you pay the quarterback. That's been below average or above average his whole career.

So it's possible. And it's truly is, man. It is a sucks because we're the only position where you could be super productive. And then the next year that say, oh, you know what? Get a lot of workload last year. That's not pain. So yeah, I don't, I don't know what to do, man. And with Josh Jacobson to catch 22, because he bet on himself last year.

He's like, okay, you know what? I'm going to do the right thing. I'm going to participate in the programs. I'm going to go in, act like I'm part of the team because I am. Hopefully they'll do the right thing. They'll compensate me moving forward. And if not, worst case scenario, maybe you can get a good deal out there on the open market.

But it feels like there's, even if you try to do all the right things as a running back right now, your options are going to be limited. Like we were saying the other day on the show, they should just get rid of the franchise tag in general. It seems like the franchise tag is one thing that's done so much harm for the running back position to prevent them from getting to free agency that one year. Sometimes makes a massive difference in a run back square.

Yeah, you know, it's funny. I see him on about what? Maybe three weeks ago, and we were talking about it, and he said that they didn't even offer him a contract. I'm thinking like, how the hell you don't even offer a contract to the leading russure of NFL? And I only thought who was, I guess the issue I had was that

They should have made a bigger chaos about it right every time we heard about say quen bark Lee or we heard about Josh Jacobs It was just anxious as far as okay, well, there hasn't been a deal done yet You know nothing happened yet. That's only you heard about and then they make tweet here and there When you want to concentrate. That's about that papers about that money. You need to go listen ain't no friends We ain't they ain't no homies the owner you not my you not my friend right now I need to get my money and it's just started soon as he was over He should have made a big deal about it either. I want to be here. I want to let the fans Don't want to be here, but they don't pay me no money and if they can't Create me. I want to be traded like you got to make it uncomfortable for these people. Yeah, no, it's true because

like you got to make it uncomfortable for these people. Yeah, no, it's true because a lot of times, especially with the fan pressure, because fans come from a weird perspective where they're like, well, I would get paid $10 million to play a game. It's like, well, you're not good enough to do that. I would play for free, Shetty. Yeah, I just want to let you know.

Yeah, I would play football for free. I didn't see you pay them. Give me 400 carries per year. I'll do it for free. I'd pay them. See, this is the thing though, if Chris and McCarrath is making 16 400 carries per year. I'll do it for you. I'll do it for you. See this is the thing though. If Chris and McCarratham is making 16 man hours a year, right, and I'm a leading russia, I mean,

let's say if you don't pay me 16, you can't pay me 10. You get what I'm saying? You can't just pay me 10 million. Well, it's your worth. Yeah, Chris and McCarrathre, though, and this is something that made you different in terms of running back. Catching the ball has become so important

where do you think that's gonna be a thing with running backs, especially in youth football and then in the college high school level where it's like you have to be able to be a dynamic catcher to be able to get that big box. Cause that's the difference with Kirsten McCaffrey is that he's split out wide, he's doing all these different things,

similar to what you were doing. You were so good catching the football and making plays. If you're just a traditional running back is that he's split out wide, he's doing all these different things similar to what you were doing. You were so good catching the football and making plays. If you're just a traditional running back from the 90s, it doesn't work anymore. Now you're right. I mean, you look at Alvin Camarra, he's at the top of the charts with Christian Careland. They both are similar in catching the ball. So that doesn't make a point.

I just look at how you utilize and their production, like say, come on Barkley, right? Out of all the NFL on the offense aside the ball, he was ranked fifth among like Yardich, Yardich for his offense. So I'm like, damn, if you're 28, the 30% of the offense, like basically you basically the offense. Right. But I don't you get paid, you 30% of the offense, like basically, you basically the offense. Right. But I don't you get paid, you get what I'm saying?

Like that's the part where you have like a backup while I receive it, the number two or number three, making more money than it's starting, running back. That's not just a regular running back, one of the best in the league. That's the only part that I can't agree with as far as if you could run the ball and catch the ball. But if you're just productive, right.

If you just clap out, I'm a baller. You said I was in. Yeah. They got to pay them guys though. No, that's we pointed that out. And I think you actually pointed out as well when you were on TV, but like it's the fact that Daniel Jones, if you asked anyone who's a better football player and it's no, it's no disrespect to Daniel Jones.

But if you ask anyone who's a better football player, say Juan Barclay or Daniel Jones, if you asked anyone who's a better football player and this no, it's no disrespect to Daniel Jones, but if you ask anyone who's a better football player, Sequan Barclay or Daniel Jones, everyone would say Sequan Barclay, but the quarterback position gets paid at a completely different stratosphere than every other position on the field. See, you're totally right. And I think it should be more of like, all right, well, let's pay play because I know it's a market thing. You got to pay it within the market, right?

So I got like Daniel Jones like where do you pay him? Right because we're here a lot of that. I don't think he deserves that. You get them saying I think we need to pay these players off of what their true value is. Mm-hmm. Now what the market says because the markets will tell you not to pay say, Kwan or pay Josh Um, Jacobs. Yeah, it's his production. It seems like it's just, it's not fair. It's not fair to the players that have gone out there. That's robbery, bro.

It's a robbery fair, right? It's the city thing where it's like, it's robbery. It's not fair, but the way that the salary caps are structured right now and what NFL GM believe they can do in the draft. In their mind, it's like, well, I don't need to pay a running back who, I mean, in their eyes, if you're 28 years old, it's like, ew, that's old. You know, like in reality, you're a young guy still.

You're in your physical prime, but with running back, sometimes that production drops off so sharply. So I understand why they're doing what they're doing, but at the same time, I can say, that sucks. It sucks. Yeah. It sucks and it isn't fair. I don't know if you put together a bunch of money in like a performance pool where guys based

on their actual production, they get to dip into that if they have a big season, or if it's like you eliminate the salary cap, or me and Big Cat talked about the running backs getting together, unionizing, all agreeing not to block. Yeah. So that way your quarterback is going to get hurt. Yeah. Yeah. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, want to hurt your friends, but I will tell you this maybe it's the thing of my gum in the NBA So like certain players to get a contract

But if they make first team all NBA right or they may get it MVP you get more money. I Think should be saying the football alright. Well, ready next. They're not by what's the same So how about we we go out to improve? If we have this third type of year, we are allowed to get this out of money. You get what I'm saying? Yeah, the incentive contract. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Because you look at the top two to three running backs or like 16, I think like 15 and not like 13. But then, because the franchise tag is the average of the five highest paid. So after the don't three, three the 16 15 I think it's like another 14 or 13 it goes in on like 11 12 10 that's why the number for the franchise tag is so small because of the last three guys you know on the top five. Yeah or yeah or maybe

with the quarterbacks they could put together go fund me and the quarterbacks could take some of their money and be like we're going to do the right thing pay the running backs Daniel Jones knows and I'll do that. Tom would do that. Tom would do that. People would do that. It's like. I'm a whole to do that. Or it's like you ever go out to eat and on the the receipt that they give you at the entry meal it says we've added a 5% service charge to pay for cost of living or health care for the

servers that served you tonight. If you don't want to include that, just let us know and we'll remove it. They should put that on the quarterbacks contract and make the quarterbacks checked out of paying you guys extra money. That's that's a great idea because we do block for the quarterback and then the two guys are named Josh Allen Tom Brady would definitely do that. Now, I'm not sure if Drew Grease would do that. Yeah, yeah. Okay, so you know his backstory. So you just listed a few guys.

You played with Josh Allen. You played with Patrick Mahomes. You played with Tom Brady. Ranked the three of them. Good question. In terms of guys. Oh, just like people. Well, you can rake them however you want. We're going to cut that part and just put out here are La Shama

Coise rankings of these three guys. Rake them actually in terms of height. Rake them in height. And okay, I will go Tom Brady's the goat. No, no, no, no, no, hi, no tall. They are physically Oh, yeah, Tom he's a tallest Thomas sir Yeah, all right Tom tall. All right, so number one Tom number two Is Josh he's second tallest okay? No, you can't say you just ruined the clip you ruined the clip I need to see your advance metrics on this. I just want you. I want to have a clip of you saying,

Tom Brady, Josh Allen won, Tom Brady, two, Patrick Holmes, three, then we can put it out and be like, look at LaShon McCoy, this is how he ranks the quarterbacks. And everyone gets mad, they're like, Josh doesn't want anything, what the hell? Come on, why, why, why, why? Okay, you can ask those folks.

We're tricking you, you know, no, but the three of them, like that is an incredible trio Is there one thing about them that is you could notice that is the same like the way they practice or the way they can themselves? The biggest I think similarities from all of them they are super competitive are super competitive. Mm. Come on, it's funny, like Josh, I was with him first and like, um, we would have like games like basketball and he ain't no small Joker.

Yeah, I'm saying, he outborn trying to bled up. I was like, wow, this dude was a super competitor. Then I went to the chiefs and to see how I passed the home was like, passed the home was a nice guy. Don't get me wrong. He's all the commercials and he's smiling playing but when it's on he's fired up He's the competitor. He hates to lose. That's probably the first time I've been around the team We're like we can be down. I don't know 25 27 points 30 points

He don't mind. He's asking the same same bot. He's a competitor. He knows he's gonna win and then I think Tom He's the ultimate competitor. He's he's older than every bond of field coaches included and he has that Kid dry to to be outside is wearing Tampa is hot as hell out there, and he's excited, right? He's 40 I'm like this is 40 plus and Hapeloo's Hapeloo practice. Hapeloo's on Anything car games Great personality though.

Nice job, but they all have that drive to win and they're all competitive as hell. Yeah. It is funny because it is cliche to be like, they're so competitive, but I do think there is a difference where if you pulled every locker room, the NFL, there are some quarterbacks that they don't care about losing in a practice, in a practice right? Or the losses don't take cutler. Oh, don't say that. That a practice, in a practice right or the losses don't take cutler. Oh, don't say that. That's my guy. Come on. Stop it. But, but you know it's true. Yeah, no, but of course, but listen, there are definitely yet. There are guys who like the losses

don't hurt them as much, but those three guys, it seems like the losses just absolutely eat them like alive. Every time they lose a single game. Yeah, and for sure, a lot of them do is we talking about like they hate the lose bro. Like that's the, that's the first thing that jumps out is like wow, they want to win at any cost. Specity Tom, Tom's like, I mean, he was like 45, still cosplaying if he gonna play again, my dang.

But he let it shit, he loved it. He probably could, yeah. Is okay if I gas you up real quick, I want to gas you up. Get, get, he loved it. He probably could, yeah. Is it okay if I gas you up real quick? I wanna gas you up. Get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, going through like, there was one game where there was like 18 inches of snow it looked like on the ground. I used to always do the thing where you get tackled and you get up and there'd be snow pouring off your face, man. That's you, right? You didn't try to.

I would put a meme on, I just say, I fucking love cocaine, because it looked like the cocaine bear with all that snow dripping off his face. But I loved watching you in the snow. What was it about you playing football in the snow that gave you a competitive advantage that other running backs sometimes don't seem to have.

I'm from Pennsylvania. No, no, no, no, that's not why I've never played the snow before that game. I don't know what it is. It's more of a, um, I guess it's a confidence thing. I don't know. I've trained with like a lot of great running backs, trained a lot of average running backs, and always would be confident that no matter who I'm training with Because you know like you hang out with guys, so like we might be in Miami

We might hang out the night before whatever the other guys come trains that's in Miami or even LA All the guys rainless training LA, so when I would train with these dudes and no matter who would be I knew my footwork Would be better than everybody's that was just like my thing. I promise I'll put on snow, sleep, whatever it is, rain, not slipping, being able to run on any surface. Short choppy steps. Yeah. Yeah. Don't never get outside like the center,

like you know what I'm saying? Like, lace, shoulder width apart, never getting too wide, stuff like that. Too long. Too long. Turn back stuff. Yeah, I don't want to hear about born. Two, two, two hundred and seventeen yards and two touchdowns in that game against the Lions on 29 carries a seven and a half yards carry. That was an unbelievable.

And a, and a, and a pull me early. Yeah. Yep. Yeah. Kelly. We had issues with certain times. You know, I mean, you take me out. All right.

Yeah. Let's talk about Chip Kelly real quick because because you played for obviously Andy Reed two times. And then you played for Chip Kelly. What is it about, I still think Chip Kelly is a great football coach, but there are certain guys that, you know, for whatever reason going to the NFL, it just doesn't work out.

What was it with Chip Kelly in the NFL that was different where you're like, this is not going to, guys just don't hear the message the same way. The issue with him, what I realized is that with great coaches have to be, this is why Bella check, well, other than Tom Brady being gone, but he can't understand people, right? Can't understand the players. Sure, co-head coach, it's your system. But you still have to be able to adapt to the new coach,

or any read is the best. I got him at, when I was 20 years old, I was with him. And he was wearing the old pony sneakers. Remember that? Yeah. When I got one with the cheese in 2019, this guy had on Air Force ones. But I'll give you that, I'll tell you that story

because he's adapting to the new culture. Right, so how can I be a great coach if I can't understand my players? Chip Kelly couldn't read the room, he couldn't read his players. Some dudes like Gold Teeth, with Dread, some guys like Boyheads, whatever it is, Rock and Roll,

Hey, rock, any read, he always just said hey listen guys I want you to let your personality show every game he would say this he said be smart unless your personality show and have fun he's telling that because he wants you to be yourselves right chip Kelly has so many rules like you don't want guys wearing black socks you don't want guys listen to if you don't have your headphones on you can't listen to music or you can't drive your new car to the game. It's like, my man, we trying to play football. They pay us money to play. They got fans. It's simple. He couldn't understand that. And that's, that's what the issue with him is because like every,

I mean, nobody liked him on a day. Yeah. Are you saying that players don't like it when their head coach collects their piss every day and then Analyze is another one. Yeah, I thought I thought it was a bit weird. Yeah, I mean No, you're right. It's weird It's definitely where every morning at like 7 a.m. Yeah, these little guys running around here like his low his runners and he was to hey shady good morning The same routine every morning I look at him. I'm like, what's up, bro? I'm leaving your piss.

I still look mad. It's 7am, I ain't get the drink yet. See me at 8.30, I have piss for you. Yeah, it's weird. Nobody wants to see that the first thing when they come in the office, all right, piss for me. Yeah, that's it. It's a strange, what would he do with your piss?

Did he just collect it or did he use it for it? He would collect it and then they would see how much higher you are and then another thing is he would do this He would like um, they would tie this thing like a monitor or meter on her chest For like you gotta lay down for like two minutes to see how much hours you slept last night And at the time like 2322. I'm like look man. I I ain't get no sleep I've been at the club all night. We know the famous party that that seemed like a good time. Female's only. Female's only.

After you have a dough your homework. What are the guys? I mean, well, that was just us living during that time. Oh, what a fuck. I'm wondering about that. It kind of got like a misunderstanding. So I had a whole bunch of ball players coming. So this one was out of the Eagles.

So I had six-year players coming. I invited a couple guys from the flyers. I had some fillies at the time coming, right? I have my own friends. I had different rat artists come fill it out If you come from New York, so it was a ton of guys right there was no more need for no more Brothers in the spot you know, yeah, so we still look when I come here all ladies only this is and it was it was at one of my houses So I didn't want any random, you know popping up

I think if it's it if it's it ladies only on it, that would have hit different. Female's only was like, that's the female's only party. Let's go. It also, like, I remember when it happened, I was like, are people forgetting that they went to college? Because that definitely happened in college where like, oh, can we come through?

It's like, was it you and a bunch of dudes? No. Like that's out. You go to a club. If you go to a club with 10 dudes, you're not, you're waiting in go to a club. If you go to a club with 10 dudes, you're not, you're waiting in line for five hours. If you go to a club with 10 females, you're getting ready.

I'm waiting right away. Yeah, I'm messing because I let one of my good friends, I let him run like the, uh, the party and stuff and he's been divorced four times. So I should have knew better like, you know what I'm saying? He been divorced four times. Like, come on. You should you know, say him in the four four times. Like, you should have known that. Yeah. Wait, so I want to go back to something because

so a couple of things. You're on TV now. You're doing a great job. There's rumors that you might be skips new co-host. What's your thoughts on the bronze James? Let's start there. He's one of the greatest players of all time. Okay. So you could probably get the job because that's that's what you need. You need to be against skip on that. You are start there. He's one of the greatest players of all time. Okay, so you could probably get the job because that's what you need to be against, skip on that. You are a lot of Eagles, all time Lee and Rush of the Eagles.

You like Dallas, you like Dac and other guys. So yeah, you have some spicy takes and I appreciate a good take. Can I read a couple off that you just, you can sound like. Hey, listen. Say what you guys say. Okay.

So well, no, it's what you had to say. You said, uh, Lashama Koi said the Dak press got his ass. Uh, Lashama Koi calls the idea of Bill Bell checks greatness, bull crap. Um, these are, these are good takes. I like going to play our ass. Yeah. You can't debate ass. Yeah.

They are a lot of these are just honest. Yeah. The Dak was more, he's playing a lot. He's playing ads. Yeah. They are a lot of these are just honest. Yeah. The deck. The deck one was more he's playing like he's playing ass. Okay. It's playing like ass. Yeah. But if you're skipping your your co-host says deck press got his ass. Yeah. There's no coming back.

What do you say? He is not asked. Yeah. He's actually not like you can't debate against that. You just brought him down a level. That's brilliant. The moment. I'm gonna get the job right now.

That was found. I like you also said if said if anyone left you off the 101 best players, the NFL list, you called them a sucky nerd. I like that. Anytime a player calls it. I've got that. Yeah, anytime a player calls like a list or a writer or a nerd, I'm all in on that. That's very funny to me.

I just I always chuckle because it's like, it's like, yeah, like we, you know, we didn't play professional football, so what the fuck, like we can talk about it, but with a professional football player, it's like you guys are nerds, I'm like, yeah, okay, fair. Nah, nah, see, see,

sometimes with these, we're in tweets, are you reading this, Ma? Just all these headlines, yeah. Yeah, see, some of that be like, it's what's going on, cause like, when I said that, I remember the first time I was like, uh, I think I'm rookie. And we got rid of rest of rookie. And everybody, oh, where he was going to now, the rain back games on suck and this night, LaShaw McCoy was not that good. So I read it. And I went to approach the guy that they wrote it. And then when I seen him, he had a whole

big gut at these big glass. So I might hold up. Just nerd. I'm about to argue this guy. You know what? That's your opinion. I'm going to keep. So after that, I've never argued with anybody in the media about their pain because he taught me a lesson.

Like, how you going to tell me about running backs? When you know, I mean, yeah, well, I like it. He's called a guy nerd is another one like, ass and nerd. You said winning these arguments. At PFF, you guys suck a bunch of nerds who have never played a lick of football in your whole life. That checks out to me. Yeah.

But the counter point is you ever go to a restaurant, do you know which restaurants you like, which restaurants you don't like? Yeah. Are you a chef? Yes. Oh, okay. All right, well, that's my only point.

Okay, yeah. Yeah, you were the, I could come through. You're good at this debate. Yeah, no, you're, you're a victim. Everything I okay. All right. Well, that's my. Okay. Yeah. You're a victim. Everything I got at you. Right now. He's got great. Anybody ever, anybody ever played with me? That's how you done one of the best debaters of all time. Yeah. Okay. You had one other one last one for the skip bailless. We're pumping you up because I want to see you going up against skip bailless because we also would love to just like feed you information, op-o research. But this one's from, do you guys like Skip?

I do, I love, I love Skip Balus. I love Skip Balus. Yeah, I respect what he does. He pisses people off. I love people who like him. Well, he basically is, his job is to make people not like him. So he's really good at it. But either way, this is just a random tweet from 2013,

Skip Ellis said, Peyton is doing what Peyton always does talking about a Broncos game, but no Sean is killing the Cowboys, and you just re-tweet, quote, treated and said, no Sean sucks. So you can debate. You go right to it. Like that a lot of times.

Yeah, guys, we'll talk around it. You just go right to it. Yeah, you know what? I guess I'm just too honest sometimes, right? And then like I have, I want to say what players with sometimes they're like, hey, man, shady, take it easy on my teammate. And I play hold up.

What I say about your teammate, because I be forgetting what I be saying. Well, you called him trash last week. I say, what was he trash? And then last back. See? Every time I see a cowboy fan, I can be anywhere in the world. Hey, like I stopped talking about cowboys. And the next question I say, what's the reason why y'all can't win a championship? I say, don't tell me nothing about no part of this. I want to know about the players. Do you know the first

player they say? No, that first guy. Yeah, I can't be making this up. Yeah, no you I Think that you need to be opposite skip bailiffs. I think it's a worthy foe. Yeah one last question for the skip bailiffs Test though. What are your thoughts you played with them? I believe Tim Tibo Wish Tim Tibo college or pro pro because I skip things that he could still play. Skip things you could roll ball out there with Tim Tebow. Get you he'll win the game. Statley might not be pretty.

He's gonna win. Ah, Tebow's bad, bad man. You got to get desperate team to get Tebow. Yes, you are a better man. He's honest. You really believe in. Because Skip is take Tebow is like, you're just a great guy or you just love Jesus Christ. Uh-huh. Because I'm planning the issue. He just I Don't know. He's not the good. He's not the best. Yeah. Well, that's the other night

It's no it's fine. It's honest. That's the other thing that skip would disagree He's the only person in the world that thinks LeBron James sucks at basketball and that Tim T-bo was really good in the NFL Also look at this look at this pay. I don't know, can we zoom in? This is Skip Bayless shirtless. So, uh. Oh, hold up. Now, now, get it worked out though. Yeah, no, he's jacked.

He's jacked up. He jacked up. Yeah. He got it, he put his doors on, he's going to work out every morning. Yeah. I think you'd be great at this. It's my job.

I think you'd be great at this job. So, I want to go back to your playing career real quick. And so, everyone talks about the Wildcat offense and they talk about the dolphins, but you were running it at Pitt, like the exact same time. When you guys started doing the Wildcat at Pitt, did it feel kind of like cheating? Or was it like the best thing ever? Because it really did fuck defense is up for a while there. Where no one could figure it out.

And it was awesome. Those first few months, whenever I was like, what the fuck is happening? Like, the running back? Right. Is running out of shotgun? This isn't fair. How awesome was that feeling when you unveiled the Wildcat a pit

and you were just running all over people? Now, I loved it though. I mean, you typically do it when your quarterback's not that good. So we didn't have a lot of good quarterbacks. So we ran a ball all the time. So we had to find different ways to run it. And the Wildcat is a perfect way to run the ball because now you gain an extra blocker. Because now I'm just running the ball,

I'm getting the ball directs that. And when you set up the blocking schemes with the quarterbacks, you can never really block an extra guy or, you know, so now you put the quarterback all the way out, far out and everybody else is just blockers. So I loved it. Yeah, loved it a lot.

It does seem like a fun thing to do, like a change of pace for running back. We were gassing you up earlier, telling you how great you are. We've done enough of that, I think. Why did you carry the football like a loaf of bread? Did you never learn ball security, Shady? I must have bad coaches.

No, no, no, no, we'll look. It's Andy Reese for. Okay. This is the example of knowing your players. Well, my first training camp, I had the ball kind of loose, and my running back coach running after me. Hey, talk to the ball, talk to the ball. Now, that's really natural.

And Andy said, ain't no never yell. He blew his whistle. He said, hey, let him go. He could call me over, he said, look, play your yell. He blew his whistle. He said, let him go. He could call me over, he said, look, play your game, do what you're gonna do. But if you fumble, we gonna change up your running style. Now, I didn't really fumble the ball a lot,

as you can see my numbers. So Andy Rhee kinda got me playing like that. Every time you ran with the ball, I was like, oh, he's going to fumble, he's going to fumble, and then he never fumble. Yeah. I mean, what's the defense like that smart. You know, defense they're taught.

Deball run at ball. Stole the ball and then take it back. Make a mess. Yeah, I'd never thought about that. But yeah, it makes sense. You're doing you're basically playing the NFL being like, look at my thumb, G your dumb and like hitting them on the side of the head.

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Hey, yo, hold up. Now, now that my son is up age, he always brings this up. Have you seen any good movies recently that you want to spoil? Now that my son is up age. He always brings this up. Yeah, so you don't know. Yeah, you two stuff, right? All this you two You know clips of me talking about it and people talking bad about me. He all the time brings it up. Hey, why would you do it again? You did. You did. You tweeted. It was maybe 24 hours after the new Avengers. And what was the tweet? Damn, they do it. It was a dog. It was RIP. My dog, Tony Star. And everyone was like, what the fuck, dude? So what? Did you, what? When it happened, when you hit send and then like you went back, look at your phone, you're like, whoops. Or you're like, no, fucking, I just saw a movie I wanted to do I want to

If it was today, I wasn't a did it. I just I Guess I was dumb at it. I was dumb and not knowing how big That that movie is I don't really watch I don't even call them kitty movies. I don't watch movies like that Unless my son wants to go watch them, you know, that's why we're going and every time We would do it my son speaks very well, right smart kid. We always do interviews at the anything we do at the my games He would interview me dad you from with the ball, you know, so it's a thing we do So after the to the movie all movies. I think we do interviews with each other. It's like a game We do it does happen that that was one of the biggest movies that's been waiting anticipated and I'm the one that's

Floated I mean, I've been a grocery store old ladies old man. He like Shady, but that's Shady McCoy. I don't think like yes me. You want to hug want to picture? Why did you play with that end game? So I wish I never did it. Yeah, I one thing I wish I could take back Okay, but for sure do you have another you want to spoil a movie for us, please when you see We just watch all Oppenheimer mission impossible. Okay, what happened in the end of mission impossible? He died at the end Have you ever seen the six cents? The six cents?

Yeah. Oh, you have. Shit. Have you seen Fight Club? No. Okay, there's the same character the entire time. Brad Pitt and then the other guy. I've seen Fight Club.

Did you see the episode of the sopranos when Tony Kills Christopher? No. Okay. All right, when you get there, remember this moment because it was a fucking unreal moment Belly yeah, and then at the end it cuts to black at the end when they're in a diner and you don't know if Tony lives or dies That's how the entire series ends oh Okay, just I remember that you should watch it. I love that photo. I'm big on all my movies. Yeah, like I'm huge on me Yeah, sure, I mean it was it was I love that soda. I'm big on my movies. Yeah, like I'm huge on them. Yeah, sure.

Yeah, I mean, it was, it was, I love the, I love the moment just cause it was ultimate chaos on the internet. Yeah, you just, you just basically like, you know, pulled the pen through Grenade on the internet and walked away. Yeah, I, I wish I didn't do that. You know what, my first, I'm one of my teammates, Matt Barkley, was like, Shady, how could you?

I don't know what he's about to ask me. I said, what? And then at the time, he's like, younger. I'm like, what? I mean, the end game, I said, Matt, if you say one thing to me about this show, movie, wherever it is, we gonna have problems. He left for the loan, but he really wanted to ask me, like, yo, why'd you spoil it?

I didn't know it was that big, bro. I didn't know. Yeah, I had never saw any of those movies, so I thought it was funny. Yeah, I like that song. That's awesome, but probably why is we didn't watch it. But if we were into, we probably wouldn't have done this interview.

You'd probably like to see behind that. I had to deal with Alexis. And we get to the ink to sign the contract. And somebody must have called down from that the highest that I'm gonna hold up. Shady McCoy. Oh, no, no, we can't sign him The endgame. I was so mad. That's a true story though. I lost that deal because of that game That's probably some some like rich executive son was like no fuck this he ruined the movie for me You can't sign them. So you you got like cocked by probably like a 15 year old. Got me good money too. I just been though that grown a lot of grown up like green monsters right now I

didn't know what you know I'm saying I thought it was like a regular spider man. I didn't know and also I know now though that's so so and also RIP my dog Tony Stark. Yeah, just trying to be nice. Yeah, it's Payress payers back. Yeah, the most swag though. Can we say that Tony? I've got the most swag. A lot of sweat. There got the ladies got the He what he with the words. Mm-hmm. Got a lot of swag. Um, do you think your hall famer? They should have took Captain America. Not Tony Stark. Um They should have took Captain America not Tony Stark. Um, Hall of Fame?

Yes. Okay. Pitch us because you said Julian Edelman who's a friend of ours is not a Hall of Famer, but you are another spicy take from Lashon. See, see how these people do with me? I'm a friend of Julian Edelman, first of all. And the question was, I said, well, I don't think it's all the fame, I think it's the hell of a player though.

What you hear is, I don't, all the fame is like, you know, it's like the best of the, and I like Julian. So it wasn't like I was trying to hate on them and they only showed one part of the interview that I said it. You know how they do that? Yeah, they cut it off anyway. I mean, I would say yeah, I mean, I got 15,000 on-purpose yards, right?

I mean, I'm saying, yeah, I got 15,000 on purpose, right? I mean, I'm all decade running back. You know, I got some provost, got some all pros. You know, you look at my work collectively, like I was, I was one of them guys, where you look at all these other dudes, they surrounded by how much of great players or they got a million carries. That's not me. Yeah. I don't have a lot of carry. You know what I mean?

And I was productive anywhere I went. And I think that you add all my accolades. I mean, I got a Russian title to go along with that. So I mean, I think, yeah, I think the guys are in it all the fame. In fact, I could burn myself to them, like, why not? You did end with exactly 15,000 yards from scrimmage. When you were deciding to retire,

did that actually play into it? Because it would for me. I'd be like, wait, I'm exactly on that number. Like, I'm sticking. That's awesome. Yeah, it did. You know what, I want to come back. I want to get 12,000 yards.

And I think I had Patriots, J Jets, derators and some other team that went that good. They wanted me. But I was like, man, I'm a goad there. We're not, none of the teams are really good teams. And like if I'm going to just get stats, I'm going to beat it back up. So I'm going to get a lot of carries. So I'm going to add on to the yardage.

But am I going to have fun compare it to, you know, being with the books. I didn't play a lot, but it was a fun team, it was an older team, we all got along, and we were going for a championship, where other teams weren't. So the yardage, I had the 15,000, and all the other athletes,

I sound like I'm gonna retire. I had some TV stuff going on anyway. So I just did that, I just said I'm good, I'm retired. What about a Hall of Fame moment? I mean, you were great, Jooker. You had some of the best Jooks in the game. Do you have a favorite Jook? Favorite move you ever put on somebody?

I got a couple, man. The Jacksonville game, I forget we were here, was a 2014. And it was a play up the middle, man. I shit like four or five dudes. There was like, unblocked. You know whatuff, puff, puff, puff. There was like, unblock. You know what I mean? We really got to say,

I'm just making a mess. And then another one I got against Washington, and Washington against the Angela Hall. Ooh. There was holding on that play though. Oh my God. Sorry. I hit it with the left right, left, right, up. You know what I mean? I had a lot of good shakes though. I would see, I'm like, I like to have fun.

So I shake a guy like, game. You see that move? I just survived that move. You heard? You know, I mean, you also had to, like, cut on the dime for your Twitter handle. That's as cool as you can get. My brother gave me that name. Luckily, it made sense. You know, I mean, you also had to like cut on a dime for your Twitter handle. It's that's as cool as you can get my brother gave me that name luckily it may

sense yeah, and yeah, it makes perfect and then and your mother gave you shady right? My mom did yeah, she did she said I was a shady baby at times. Your vibes are off. Oh, not like that a more. But what I was yeah, well well, how so? Like, you just, you weren't vibing? Yeah, it'd be like, you know, one moment I want to talk to my dad and be around him. The next moment I want to be with my mom. In the next moment, I want to be with neither. She's so shady. And then just carried over to like friends, you know, neighbors, teachers.

It just carried on. It's like this baby's got something else going on. Yeah. I don't know. I don't know where Zangle is. The vibe is off for this baby. Come out and just stop smiling, you know. So I just,

Oh, all right, Shady, no more though. I just want to read your high school stat line to you real quick. From 2003, you played in 10 games and you had 2,561 yards with 28 touchdowns. Then the next year you played in 13 games, you had almost 3,000 yards and you had 31 touchdowns. Did how annoying was it for other teams to have to play against you? Were other parents were like, this isn't fair? No, we're on from, we got a lot of good football.

Like Michael Parsons is from my hometown. Yeah. I mean, I'm saying we got a lot of good, but Ricky Waters from hometown. Right now, Shane Gillis. Oh, Shane Gillis. Yes, yes, yes. Right now, in my high school, we got two,

all Americans in my high school, YBC,C for the quarterback. The quarterback's probably gonna be the best player that ever come from the mid state. And that's saying a lot. So we got NBA, we got women NBA players, right? We got players, so they used to say in guys like me. You know, I'm good, but this Monday guys

is probably better. Pennsylvania is football. Like that is that stretch of Pennsylvania to Ohio is that's football. 5,000, 6,000, 8,000 come to the watch me play, you know? Like I remember Pete Carroll came to my high school to recruit me. And when I was leaving out after the game, I probably put like 300 yards, you know, something like that. And he's like, man, I'm thinking about telling you how good I did, right?

You know, he's like, I'm so impressed with the fans here. Like fans. Yeah, so many people here for a high school game. Because I was so surprised. I was like, well, in prison, we play football, that's our thing. Yeah, do you remember the best game you ever had? And high school? Yeah, or just in your entire career, what's the best game you ever played?

I think I had a tallyed up to about like 500 yards, I think in the playoffs game against Central Dawson. I think I like 300, Russia, maybe 200 received something like that. Four or five times a week on the game. I would hope so. That must have ruled. But, but I'm not a I'm not a stats guy. Let's put a record. Yeah. Yeah.

Not a stats guy. All right, I had one last question. This has been awesome, Lashon. By the way, you are a recurring guest now. So whenever we want you back on, you have to come back. Bring me on, baby. Let's do it. Yes.

And there's been a lot of fun. I'm gonna try to pull along either Skit, Bayless, or Manu Acha. We'll bring one of them guys with me. Manu Acha has me blocked, but that's fine. He, what do you mean? Yeah, me too them guys. I mean, you watch us me blocked, but that's fine. Um, he, yeah, me too. Yeah, I can't remember what I saw. Oh, yeah, because it was that highlight tape

he made of Calvin Ridley being like, tell me he isn't throwing games. And it was like, it was like two clips. And I was like, dude, what are you saying right now? Like, this is crazy. And then he blocked me. So that's what we got a good teamwork because when I'm wrong, he'll tell me,

and if he's robbed, tell him, and we, and it's still, well, he's wrong all the time. So you have to tell him that, like constantly. What did you think about when he said, should Kerry Richardson shouldn't be allowed to compete in the Olympics? Because it's one thing for like a basketball player to smoke weed, but if it's track and field, and you could get high and then throw a javelin, you could kill

somebody. That's that's what he said. Yeah, listen, a manual outro has some takes too. Like I kind of respect his takes even though you shouldn't block people, but I he does have some spicy takes. He gets the people talking. I I'll say it's about I'll show man man he's really really good at his job. I tell you that and he's a he's very intelligent. Um but we you know what I will say some TV I'm learning because I think that people TV was all tripping but we all have the moments where we might say something that other people not feeling.

Oh yeah I get it all the time you know so I guess if I don't agree I don't agree with that with his take on the on Shakira I don't agree with that with his take on the on Shakira, I don't agree with that, but And that's how he felt, you know the stand all I asked the stand on what people say. Yeah Yeah, you know, he was saying people say stuff, but then they see the person in person The individual person and then they out like they didn't say anything like hold up like I seen Justin Phil's at Like a radio row and he wasn't eager to talk to me. I get it I said some things about his game. He don't eager to talk to me. I get it. I said some things about his game.

He don't want to talk to me. So I understand it, but just don't be upset. Like, why do you want to speak to me? That's the only thing I hate when people have these outrageous or outlandish statements about the game or players, etc. Yeah, no, it's absolutely fair. And you're right. I mean, we built this entire show on being very dumb and having terrible takes.

So you're preaching to the choir. I appreciate that. I appreciate that. Yeah, you have a good time. Yeah. Yeah. So my last question, the rowback question, rho back.com, promo code take 20% off your first purchase, Qzips, polo's hoodies, joggers, shorts, and we're in the shorts right now,

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I'm gonna give you two of them. I'm gonna give you two of them. I'm gonna give you two of them. I'm gonna give you two of them. I'm gonna give you two of them. I'm gonna give you two of them. I'm gonna give you two of them. I'm like, holidays, Christmas gifts, you know, in a meeting, who wants the ball? Now I went and told him, Brown, so he wants the ball, right? Mike's like, well, look, man, if he wants the ball, give it to him.

You think I like that? I used to wire receivers, wanting the ball. Mike was so selfless, it was amazing, bro. Like, I've never seen a player like him. And I'm gonna say, my best player ever played with was um no quarterbacks, right? No quarterbacks. Is do named Jason Peters. Oh yeah. He's a uh, uh, office alignment. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Be speech. Absolutely. That's where I play with. Playing against dudes like my millers to to the Marcus where when the Marcus where was like that

No double teams. He would yell at me if I would go chip block form Shady get your little west. Oh wait for her The West we're in for him. He would block 101. So he's probably my best player I've ever played with I think it was second-eyed to give it to a Evert Dishon Jackson or Travis Kelsey. Okay, good. Yeah, I liked though the offense alignment pick because that always is, you know, people don't give them love. But when it comes down to it, I feel like those elite, elite offensive linemen, when players talk about them, they're like, yeah, it's just different. It's different how they are, you know, when they're on the field and what they want

to do for the game. He was so good. Like when players get hurt, I check on him. Hey, you cool, you good? All right. Cause we know guys on this game, that's football, right? Let's get better, bro. He's the only guy when he would get hurt.

Oh, you all right, man. How you feeling? How the ankle looking? How's it back? You good? Cause I knew if he was playing, I'm easy on get 80 yards, 70 yards from just his side. Right.

You know what I mean? I had to make sure he was playing. Anything to drink? The higher you need the more. He's the only guy that I made sure I know what he needed. What was he doing on the off season? How you feeling, big guy? You good?

Because I know what type of player he was. So he's probably the best player I ever played with. That's awesome. You get to see him up close, especially in the screen game, when you were really good at like selling, staying in for a little bit, then turning around, then you get him out in front of you, and then it looks easy from that point.

And he's fast. Listen, he's a play tight end in college. He's one of them guys. Yeah. Played high in. Fri wasn't really like, he was good, but he wasn't a beast. And then that gains some weight. Played tackle. He had great feet. Quaking was fast. Get him on him screens. He was dumping those on one hand. He's so good. He's still playing today. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He is. Well, Shady, this has been awesome.

I think you are absolutely ready for the skip bailess co-hosting job. You have not only the takes, but even one thing you did is very underrated, just the random shot of Jay Cutler for no reason. That's a sign of being like a media professional, which I didn't appreciate, but that's fine. But that is like, I feel like J gets more random shots

than any quarterback ever. So yeah, you're ready for it. You're ready for the job. I didn't, you know what? I like J Cutler though. I think he's an elevator player. I don't see that. I don't see that.

You know what I've been, I've been hanging out with Brandon Marche, two months. Yeah, yeah. So all the bad J Cutler takes, I get from him. So it's like, you get what I'm saying. Listen, when he said, does the bad Jay color tape just be like, hey, Brandon, what was your favorite

playoff came you played in? Oh, see, that's the low blowback. Okay, but that's saying, I could learn from you. Yeah, yes. Well, this has been awesome, man. We really appreciate it. We definitely want you back on. So thanks so much. Yeah, thanks for having me, guys. Yep, I love y' been awesome, man. We really appreciate it. We definitely want you back on. So thanks so much.

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Doing a podcast. Yeah. Complementing Hank. Hank, you look good today. Thanks Dan. I feel accomplished. Yeah, Hank, you're barely sunburned. Yeah.

That's good, that means I'm tan. I'm tan. You tan. Who, what's your order here? In the last one we recorded, Bill and I went first, Hank and Max, second, Big Cat, PFC's third, so Big Cat, believe you guys are first.

No, thanks first. Thanks first, we're second. Well, Hank and Max. Hank and Max, team. Yeah, Hank. Max is just a forgotten man of this team. Gross. Okay.

All right, so I'll let Max. All right, here we go. Take the second one. Do the second one. Hey, Hank has it forgotten me, but the rest of this podcast has it's good. No, I just said Max. No, Hank is point guard, but I'm still a role player.

I forgot about you, Max. I'm sorry. Thanks Bill. You're Ben Wallace. Sure. Ben Wallace was a great, yeah. Probably the best role player of all time. You're Kenny Lofton, Jr.

Okay. Yeah. It's just thick in the paint. Yeah, you're that kid from Division three. Remember him? It was like 400 pounds. Oh, the guy that Zine was dunking on. Yeah. No, no, it was different. No, it wasn't.

No, it wasn't Buffalo. Yeah. I mean, he was nice. Big cat go one episode without calling me fat challenge. I, I didn't, I didn't last episode. The seconding. My flip flops. I did it last episode. The seconding. My flip-flops. That was pre-show.

I said the flip-flops looked bad. Months ago. Yeah, that's true. Months, really. OK, Hank, you're up. All right, there's not a clear one one of this in my mind, which maybe is incorrect. And I feel pretty good about not losing the Mount Rush Force.

I think I'm just going to go fast and lose here. OK. Showering. Oh, yeah. Nothing like a good shower. And I feel pretty good about not losing the Mount Rush Force. So I think I'm just gonna go fast and lose here. Okay. Showering. Ooh! Yeah. Nothing like a good shower. There's nothing easier than taking a shower. And it doesn't matter what time of day it is,

if maybe you're over, you just sit in the couch all day, take a shower at four o'clock. It's the beginning of the day. Yeah, that's true. It's a whole new day, fresh outlook on life. It's like going into the phone booth. Yeah. You ever like taking a shower at night right before you go to bed?

Yeah, that's good. That's good feeling. Yeah, it happened to a clean bed, your body's clean. After like a long, hard day of podcasting? Yeah, in the minds. You ever take a shower at night and then wake up and you're like, I still need to take a shower in the morning, just because.

Oh, yeah. The post yard work shower is a good shower. I don't understand. I think this was one of those memes, just just because. Oh yeah. We're about, the post yard work shower is a good shower. Yeah. I don't understand. I think this was one of those memes, the red pill blue pill meme from like maybe six months ago. People who shower at night and people shower in the morning.

We had this exact debate on the show. Yeah, I don't understand for the life of me, anyone who doesn't shower in the morning. Yeah, you got a shower in the morning for a good work. Does it make you feel accomplished? Yeah. Then you go home, maybe you work out,

then you shower before bed. That's totally fine. I would feel like just do do good to work. Does it make you feel accomplished? Then you go home, maybe you work out, then you shower before bed. That's totally fine. I would feel like just do do going to work without showering first. Unaccomplished, would you say? Unaccomplished. Yeah. Okay. Good pick.

I think we'll go with R1-1. That's a good one. Yeah. Unsubscribing to spam emails. One of my favorite easy tasks that just makes you feel awesome when you have your entire email box, memes is shaking his head. He's like, good one. Because you know that moment where you feel awesome when you have your entire email box inbox memes, memes, shankin' his head, he's like, good one.

There's, because you know that moment where you're like, I got to unsubscribe from some of these. Hit it, do a mass one. Oh, you feel like you conquered the world. But I feel like it never works these days. This is how I'll find a way. It works. I think that's outdated.

Why? Because most male services like Gmail filter those all out already. That's not true. If you buy like anything online you get an email about it for the rest of your life. Yeah, here's the first five things in my inbox. I just opened up. I could do this all day. Hems, don't ask.

Peloton, Hems again, don't ask. Barstool sports and then something called GoFobo screenings. I think it's a movie thing. I got Expedia. This is great. Varsal sports and then something called GoFobo screenings. I think it's a movie thing. I got Expedia. This is great. F-45. Yeah.

Voodoo. Swing pass golf. No idea what that is. And Adobe. Yeah, so very much still is a thing. Here's mine. I got, let's see. I have

Chicago black ox honey grow Evolve. I don't know what evolve is. Do you guys know what evolve is? Paramount plus Washington post nomad London Never stand there So it called valon you should unsubscribe from the nomad lung coaching you Outer known subscribe from the Nomad London. Coaching you out on home. It's bad. Something called Steven. Coaching you is because of me. I do offer a coaching symposium at the final four.

God damn it. See, this is what I'm talking about. Something called Steven Che, Instacart, it's just on and on. I need to do it, like, I have to do it. Okay, so Billy, I don't know. You're just not cool. You're just not getting yourself out there. You're not signed up for enough stuff.

It is the ultimate like buy a t-shirt online, sign up for, and I know that you can click a box, but I always miss it at the end, because they'll trick you with like terms and services and also that other box, and you'll just, like, you just get emails forever. I got one the other day that was actually like, it was like, they tried to reverse psychology you until like click this, I forget how I was worded, but one the other day that was actually like, it was like they tried to reverse psychology you

until like click this for, I forget how it was worded, but it was a way that was worded where it was like, they wanted you to click it to get the emails, knowing that people don't. Right, right. Click here if you don't want to be bothered by not saving money. Also, a subset of this exact rush more is when you find the email

where they make the unsubscribed like hidden and then when you find it, you're like, yes. Got it. You fuckers tried to get me. You know when they'll put it like really tiny font and like hide it in like somewhere in a paragraph? Yeah. I just got one from Trump. You too.

It's time. It's time to take a break back. He's back. Yup. I bet you all get like three more in the course of this Mount Rushmore. Okay. Yeah, we're with those two. Rogue. No, you want I don't that's yeah, it's a good one. I don't think it's a good one

We think go Cleaning up around the house just getting things tidy your room you room, you know, like clean house, clean mind. I think it's more specific than that. Cleaning up around the house. Are you talking like dustpan, are you talking vacuuming, are you talking about the water? No, I'm just like taking off all the dirty clothes

and putting them in the laundry hamper, like cleaning the dishes. But you can't get, that's so many things. I actually agree with Max on this because one yeah. Putting taking the clothes off the floor and putting it. Oh shit. So we're getting vetoes. No, just do it. Like, I'm going to just want to do. I just cleaning your room. I'm cleaning your room. I was going to suggest that's a good that's a good. There's multiple things that can be done like you're not

No one's cleaning their whole house. I will you don't heart leave in a house Yeah, but he's also like sweeping up after your head jog that's part of cleaning your house. Yeah We're taking the taking the weights off the squat rack Yeah, moving the weights from the squat rack so that you can cook eggs. All right next one I think I'll a good one, Millie. Okay, go row. He's going row. That's not row. I had it. Very row. Jake doesn't go row. He's going very row.

Uh, calling your parents. Yeah, that's a good one. That's a good one. Because if you call them, it makes you feel good. It does. Agreed. Keep in touch with them every day. I mean, I have a reminder in my phone 7 p.m.

Call the family. Yeah, it's a very good, isn't the case I have. I mean, call your parents every day. Every day. I know, that's a very good, isn't the case I have. I call your parents every day. Every day, is like, no, sometimes I threw it up, but it's just a reminder. I need to call my mom.

Can we take a break? Yeah, my dad's calling it, text me after this. Oh yeah. Jakes, Jakes calls every day. Yeah, I think it's important. It is not accomplished. It is easy.

It's maximum, sometimes 60 seconds, but you should call your parents more than you think. Yeah, they want to hear from you. It is easy. It's maximum sometimes 60 seconds, but you should call your parents more than you think Yeah, they want to hear from you. It's easy. They have to be so annoyed Hold your belly. I can cook. I have to be so it's cooking. I sorry. Let's take a good Every single day Okay, yeah, you pick one. I'll pick one. Okay, no, we're just, oh, we only have one. We're on once. I think we're going number 10.

I like number 10. I think we get that way later. You think so? Yeah, yeah. Okay, I like four. Four is the easy one. It four is good. You know what, go with we want

You know what I'm gonna go 14 okay, I'm gonna go 14 okay do it. Yeah, I think numbers real I like it. Yeah, I like it. I like left the right one. I love this one for us mowing along Moan feels great awesome Yeah, great question we listen, why's not matter. Let's not be fucking It's a big city boy elites. We got a lot of listeners out there that mollons Mollons live in suburbs that live in country. It isn't pandering. No, I'm just saying like you guys are thinking about just us There's a whole country Easy to make you feel

Yeah, yeah, and if you ever mode the lawn it feels awesome I'm old man living multiple homes where I had to mode the lawn and it's such a great feeling when you're done You look at your lawn everything looks perfect. It's the best. It's like taking a shower for your yard Yeah, put in terms you can understand also not that easy of a task But it's a pretty easy land It takes that takes it might be hard for dummy like you If you know if you don't weed whack. If you know weed whack in the edge at the end,

like that's a waste of time. Well that's good too, maybe do a little. But that's a whole task. You can do weed whack easy. That's not an easy task. That isn't sure. Meaning that's a chore. Weeding your back.

So is cleaning up your room. It's honestly pathetic. How hard do you guys have to try to find something wrong with our rich. It's a good pick. No, that's so far. You're so dumb you don't know how to mow a lawn. Oh, I never mowed a lawn.

The nice answer. You've cut off your toes. Those fucking flip flops. All right, we got two here. Who's picks are these? These are me and Max's. Our first one is going to be doing laundry. OK, good one.

Good one. Good one. Always feels good. Picking the laundry off the ground, throwing in the hamper, washing it. Yeah. Yeah. Not easy. Clean boxers, clean socks, nothing better. But also not easy.

I agree. It's time consuming. It does. You don't do it that often. I do. Laundry, the actual act of a juic. I'll say that. It's like 15 minutes. Talk wait a while. Talk about coastal elites. And like this is, you you know when I felt like I was making it in life because when we moved to New York

I would have to go to a laundromat that then I was doing laundry like once a month That was when I just left you know like 10 pounds of clothes and Brooklyn when I moved Once I moved into apartment with laundry in my unit. That's what I was like I can do laundry all the time Yeah, felt like an absolute schnauz. You should actually do a Mount Rush for life upgrades. Yeah. Because like another one is like my old department didn't have a garbage disposal. Oh, it's so nice. And I got one I was like this fucking rule.

I'm I will this is going to be the first time I'll have in unit washer and dryer in my new apartment and it's going to be a studio. I'm thinking about not getting a laundry basket and all of my dirty clothes just going to the wash smart. Yeah, no, that doesn't. Smart, but that's a good thought. Doesn't that sound not? I feel like it.

Smart, but not gonna last. You know what's the difference between your studio party? You're gonna have so many piles. Your studio party is gonna become your laundry. Yeah, it's gonna be clean. No, no, no, no, no. That thing's gonna be clean. I've needed probably, in my budget was studio party,

and I was like, this is just gonna be a come of bomb scene if I move into this. Like if one room is my whole room, yeah, scary stuff. It's gonna be fun. Next pick, going for a long walk. Nice. Oh, we had that.

We got something better. Bill, Bill wanted going for a run. When a run is not, a run is not, you know, we were not taking that. That's what I was saying to him. Okay, like a walk, good, go ahead. Walk is a good pick. A run is not easy.

I have something similar, but I think it's different enough that it should count. Walk in the dog. Very easy task that when you, or like, hey, I walk the dog today. Well, it depends on how big the poop is. Well, yeah, but that's pretty easy. I don't know probably a lot of listeners.

I don't have dogs. No, okay. Yeah. Well, you feel like we know you weren won't. I walk with you dog. Is it a great easy time? We're gonna say hang. Especially, I want to know what hang was gonna say. I don't want to despair.

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Were you gonna say Hank? Especially. I want to know what Hank was gonna say. I don't want to disparage. No, no, go ahead. If I wasn't gonna disparage, I would say the, the, my worst more is thanks that make you feel accomplished. That is, you're doing that for your dog.

No, you're good about what you're doing. You're not doing that for yourself. No, no, no, no. No, no, no, no. You need someone how to be selfless because making somebody else feel good makes you feel good. They also want, hold on one second. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no have kids and you're like, if you do it constantly, you get a check, easy check, took the dog out, easy. And you get the accomplishment of going for a walk yourself.

Correct. Oh, our pick. Oh, but now we're actually standing a dog. But your pick is just a bonus for our pick. Yeah, that's how good our pick is. It's a few birds once done. Yeah, we completely, we embraced your pick. We did everything.

We're efficient. Oh, our pick, continue. Not only did you walk, we took your pick, and made it better. Yeah, we can play lead. We impressed your pick. We did everything. We're efficient. So our peck continue. Not only did you walk, yeah, we took your pick. Yeah, super charged. No, you took our pick. But your pick is nice little add on for our pick. Can we also get? Okay. All right. What's the first one? The last one? Well, the thing is that includes going there and getting them back. Uh-oh. Go rogue. Go rogue. You got a jig. Go rogue.

Go rogue. All right, well, first one first. First one we're going to do is reading current events. It's important to ask. Bill, you like that one. Don't do that. Okay, reading current events. The New York Times Daily Briefing takes five minutes.

I don't trust the New York Times. They try to take time. Watching the news, you put on for five minutes. I'm just me personally checking the bar. I hold grudges. I hold grudges. It's an easy task that can make you feel accomplished. Okay. Yes, you guys don't do it.

No, that's a good pick. I don't mean I don't know what to do. I don't know what to do. Pick. You could pick. It was a pick. That's a pick. You made a pick.

It's not a bad pick. It. It was a pick. That's a pick. You made a pick. It's not a bad pick. It's just new socks. It makes you feel anxiety. Yeah. Okay. Next pick. You guys got it.

You guys got it. Getting a quick workout in. Okay. Not always that makes you really accomplished. It's a workout. All right, give us another pick. You guys get another chance. We have a good list. Yeah, give us another chance.

We'll pick the better of the two. Putting away the groceries. Okay. That was my one one. This is your one one. What was up there? It was on the list. I don't know what to pick. I don't either. I would say putting away the groceries just because getting a quick

workout is not an easy task. Yeah. For you, your gym guy. Like you can get a good one. Yeah, I think we go easy. I was going to say 17 or 18. Okay, yeah, let's go. Yeah. You pick. You decide. All right. Rolling a perfect joint. Yeah, rolling a nice clean joint is great easy task Easy task you'll very accomplished. Yep, and then everyone's like we'd make you feel accomplished Yeah, the preparing for preparing to smoke preparing the weed then you smoke it and you're like I've done everything I rolled that sick joke quick workout. It's basically like you're a farmer. I'm on team Billy here. Much more accomplished is working. What?

You got to get a joke. We're really hard to take notes. We're going to join it's way easier than working out. Obtaining the amount of effort. That was for a fact. And when you roll a perfect one, you feel a sense of accomplishment. Yeah.

You're earning it. But then you're now, now. But then you then you then you're then you're showing it. You guys are cops that don't smoke. No, but that's not accomplished I'm in it. Oh, it is you get all the perfect joint. You ever have you ever rolled a joint? Not a good one. Okay, exactly so someday we roll perfect one give it call me down that day pouring a perfect pint Okay, but when you roll perfect joint

It's you've you've created art and then you get to smoke it. Yeah, and there's a lot of times where you don't roll the perfect joint. You're like, fuck, this sucks. Hank knows. Hank knows. I mean, you guys, I've been getting not gonna disparage whatever.

No, what are you gonna say? It's a good pick. What are you gonna say, Hank? I don't think either of you guys can roll good joints. So I don't know how much experience you had dealing with joints before. Hand up, I'm not gonna roll in joints. I know when you roll a good one Have I rolled you join yeah, I've rolled I've rolled probably sucked at least a half dozen perfect joints in my life

And every time I felt great. You almost don't want to smoke it. Yeah, you just look at it easy That's an easy task then if you've if you've done it More though that is pretty easy though. Everyone comes from the house looking to the toilet that I rolled two weeks ago. Yeah. How nice is that? That's so easy, okay. Shut the fuck up, Max.

I bet I can rip. Cut his mic off. Let's keep it simple here, taking out the trash. Okay, good pick. Good pick. I can't believe that fell so long. Yeah, that was the whole.

I mean, that was the whole. That was stupid. Good fourth round value. All right, other things. I like to recycle. Other, that was stupid. Good fourth round value to that. All right, other things. I like to recycle. Other things that we missed. Cleaning up after a bachelor party probably doesn't happen enough

but that is one of the all time feeling of vocal. That sounds like a chore. No, but like when you're the first up and you clean up all the cans, you feel like you're the king of the day. You basically get a free reign for the rest of the day. Everyone's like, oh my God, how did you do that? Yeah.

I spoke up 30 minutes early. And you have to do like a beer runner or food run, you don't have to do that. Yeah. Would you mind? Would you mind? I would take dishes. No, I would take dishes.

No. That's cleaning the house. No dishes, nothing. Flipping a pancake perfectly. That's a good feeling too. Yeah. Good feeling? No, yeah, well, like just in the pan.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Are you turning over? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Making a sick playlist. Just being like right before, like just in the pan. Yeah, yeah, you're in a make it a sick playlist. Just being like right before, like maybe a long drive, just been like just sitting down on Spotify, making a sick playlist. How about this kind of similar to the spam emails, but clearing out all the open apps on your phone and like closing all the tabs, that feels good. What else you guys tossusing a beer perfectly across a room.

When you get that connection, get a guy throwing out old clothes. Yeah, that feels very good when you clean out your like closet. Weeding. Weeding. Yeah, paying any bill. Any bill. It's hard for some people. It is. It is. I've been thinking about something. Okay. I think on the graphic, the dog thing should be taking the dog out, not taking the dog for some people. It is. I've been thinking about something. OK. I think on the graphic, the dog thing

should be taking the dog out, not taking the dog for a walk. Why? No, now that you're confusing, letting the dog out would take the dog for a walk. Two separate things. Two separate things. They're going to be right next to each other. They're going to be the dog.

They're going to be right next to each other. If we picked walking, if you went first and picked walking the dog, you would not have allowed taking a walk. No, you can go for a walk. I agree with you. No, you can go for a walk. Shut up, Billy, no, you don't.

What's the next thing? You're gonna say, what's one of your picks cleaning out the cat litter box? Probably makes you feel very accomplished. Yeah, if you had a cat. This might be just a personal one for me, but it always felt good, like walking under a door and then touching up, like jumping in the air

and touching the door jam on the top. That's all. Oh, fuck, you're taking a piss and flushing the toilet perfectly. Yes, yes, yes. So that you save maximum amount of time. That is a great one. Holding the door open for someone.

Yep, that's a good one. Packing the night before a trip, not waiting till the day of. That feels awesome. Buying coffee for the group in the morning. Oh, that's a good one, Billy. Yeah. Bagels.

That is a good one. Yeah, that's a good one. Indian bagels. Yeah. Take your supplements. Take your supplements. Remember and take your pills. Wash your car, I think we said.

Some good ones though. Oh, parallel parking. Yeah, nailing a parallel parking job, pretty good. This all so easy for me. This also might be for just dudes in a relationship, but there's definitely an accomplishment feeling of picking up dinner on the way home. Just be like, what do you want for dinner?

I'll pick it up. And you really don't do anything. You just literally just go. Remembering a birthday. Remembering a birthday is a good one. Or anniversary. Yeah, same with similar what you said, like bringing home flowers for a significant other.

Yeah, I can go a long way. Yeah, that's true. That's a good one. That's a good, easy accomplishment. That's true. Remembering a birthday is pretty good. It feels good when you do that. Damn, I feel like it's pretty easy.

You guys should have took the piss one. That was a good pick. I just thought of it. Yeah one's really good. I love doing that kicking myself for that There's nothing nothing feels better than that and obviously if you don't time it right that's just sitting there Yeah, or like you're not flushin twice being being confidently out of urinal next to a megastar being able to spell out your whole name. Pooping before? Oh yeah. Yeah. Okay. Poo-dying men just like H-A-N-K. That's sick. Whenever I nail it on the first try. Pooping before you shower? Yeah, yeah, that's a good one. I think we have some good ones.

I do that every time. Yeah, no, but sometimes there's every now and then that you like fuck up your... I refuse to take a shower and... Until I lose... No, but if you try and poop. But if you show it to, you're always trying? Well, like, I mean, sometimes I don't have to poop, but... Well, that's the problem.

That's what, like, when Billy's saying, and I agree with like, if you sometimes will shower, and then like 20 minutes later, you're like, shit, I have to poop. Well, that's the problem. That's what, like, what Billy's saying, and I agree with, like, if you sometimes will shower, and then like 20 minutes later, you're like, shit, I have to poop. And then you're like, I'm like, that's why you always try. Yes, like, I'm incapable of taking a shower without at least sitting on the toilet. Yeah, I just imagine you, you like my four year old,

like, I'm like, you gotta go try, sit there with your iPad and watch Elmo. Well, I'm pretty good at, I'm also pretty good at pooping, that if I sit down, I can normally get something down. I bet you are. I bet you are, big boy. Challenge failed.

Well, they said, big boy, that's not good. Max, when you look at a toilet, do you have to poop? No, when I look at it, it's more, if I hear the shower running, it's like, oh, poop time, poop time, it's like, Oh, poop time. Poop time. Poop time. Poop time. Poop time. I also love you. Easy one is just responding to a person's text.

Like, we have a certain person in our life who sometimes we forget to respond to. And when we do, it does feel accomplished. Texting is a shout out big mic. Texting is the, I almost put that on my everyday, everyday enemies, just Steve Jobs Jobs for inventing cell phones. Yeah, texting. And there's nothing worse than when you read a text

and respond in your head, and then you realize a day later you hadn't responded. That's the worst feeling. Pretty much every single text I've ever read. A new feature of being able to change, I'm asked just to unread his clutch. I didn't know that. I don't know. I'm never to love that sneaky.

That sounds, that sounds dishonest. You make it unread. That sounds very dishonest. You're an actor. Yeah. Jake, are you gaslighting people? No, I'm just saying. Yeah, no, it's bad.

The worst feeling is when you text somebody and you need a favor or you're asking them for something and you pull up their name and the last thing that you have is a text from them that you did. Yes. Oh, hey, just seeing just sorry. And then you wait like two minutes and then you can wait. Oh, I'm gonna text Tom McShay and Dan Harry. Oh, yeah, you have like quarterly things that are on my phone. I'm just gonna say, hope you're well, Todd.

Yeah, you ever text someone happy birthday and the last time you text them was happy birthday eight years ago to the day? Yep. Yeah, that's all that's interesting. And then that clearly means they didn't wish you happy birthday, eight years ago to the day. Yep. Yeah, that's all that's interesting. And then that clearly means they didn't wish you happy birthday. Yeah. Five, four, five, six.

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where he crosses paths with the Oklahoma Wild Man, a violent sociopath and his powerful defense attorney who finds herself caught between cop and criminal. FX is justified, city primeval, all new Tuesdays on FX. Stream on Hulu. Okay. Let's wrap up. We got Fire Fest to the week. Henry? Yeah. Yeah. I mean, what do you have to complain about? You. I mean, you guys, it's about, you know what it's gonna be about. I know we talk about it a lot, and people are probably sick of it.

And honestly, you guys have somehow gotten into a point where I'm getting sick of it. You're getting sick of golfing? I have never, I just picked it up. It's a hobby. I don't have a lot going on in my life. I just picked up what a hobby something to do on the side, play a little golf.

What do you mean you just picked it up? Pick it up like a year and a half ago, two years ago. Two years ago. Are you upset because there's a PMT V out right now that you can watch on the part of my take YouTube? Is that why you're, is that your fire fest? Well, just like you guys talk about how much I play, which is false to your gaslight people

and to think I play all the time. How many times you play this week? It's Thursday. Good question. Two. Two. Two out of three days. Drag me out there.

Oh yeah, I dragged Hank out there. Was it a whole one? Also, to your point, you should check out the part of my take YouTube channel because in a change of pace, me and Hank actually teamed up this week. So we're on the same team trying to break 100 as a duo in the front nine in Austin, Texas with Maddy Walsh, and so me and Hank were pulling on the same side of the rope here. It's all love between us.

I don't know why you're upset about that. It's me versus it's me and Hank first the course. It's not like it was me against you or aren't it? Wait, so, all right. So you and Hank were on the same team, Hank, do you have any videos? I don't. Do you have any videos where you go up against someone playing golf coming out soon? Uh, no, I have a video coming out with Frankie Braille on Monday. Oh, all right.

We put out the sellable to hold challenge the other day where I didn't have my clubs and didn't get a lot of golf. Well, this is all the work stuff. Well, big cat. I mean, you asked the question. It is me and Hank on the same team. It's not like we're competing against each other, but they do show the scores at some point during the round.

Okay, so that would fire fest, dude. Then they continue to show the scores, but it's not, we didn't even know what we're shooting. So this fire fest is actually your fire You know my fire is I haven't said what it is you your fire fest should be you Yourself no it's you it's you it's you and you know it's you I just picked up golf I'm just you know trying to trying to play and have a good time and I have thick skin I've been through it all work out like I've been through it for 10 years.

I've heard it all usually washes right off my head, but everyone, was that a rolls off your shoulders? I rolled off your back. It was like skin off my back. Yeah, rolls off my back. Wash it out of my hair. Brush it off your shoulder. Yeah. Don't wash it. Yeah. Everyone. Everyone because of how much you guys lie and say that all I do is play golf. Everyone, everyone, all these comments are like, oh, some of that plays

golf so much. You suck, you suck, you suck. Well, you do play on I'm just, but it's just a hobby. It's just something I do for fun. It's just something I do to distract myself from, you know, the, the from us from life. Yeah, from just get away, get out of the office, we do it for work down. And it's like, I guess one of those things where it's like, you know, you love something and then it becomes your job and all of a sudden you just don't like it anymore. And you're going to play golf? Oh, I feel so bad for you. You played people, you played two times in the last three days and you also went to

Torrey Pines over the weekend. I didn't play a Torrey Pines. Did you go to Torrey Pines over the weekend? No didn't play a Torrey Pines. Did you go to Torrey Pines over the weekend? No, yeah. I was sad to say. Where'd you go? You went to Torrey Pines. You went to Torrey Pines.

The Hilton, LaHoya, which is on Torrey Pines golf course. Okay. I'm kind of on your side because the last thing I want to do is overstate how much golf you play. How many rounds of golf have you played this summer? I don't know. Like, well, are we counting the work trip we went on to mid pines? Sure.

When we golfed, yeah. Yeah. Again, it's summer. I told you guys, I'm going to be, you know, take it's personal time this summer. But again, fire fest, you're the fire fest is you and how you suck people are being really mean to me and I'm just sick of it the video go watch on PMT. I didn't play my best And then I have a video come out with Frankie that it was after Sunday. We recorded you I mean whatever

I'm not gonna spoil it We we recorded the podcast told know, four in the morning, and then I drove to Long Island and had two hours of sleep. Four in the morning? I played at 8 a.m., so I was playing on two hours of sleep. And it's just like people, people, whatever. I'm not gonna, I guess my father, I guess it's land to be like, five hours of being, people are being mean to me,

but no, your fire is for you for something. It's made me, you suck. Play golf in a sick twist of reality. You assholes have somehow got it in a world where like I don't even want to play golf because I just know people are going to be mean to me and it gets it's no it's nice. No, let's be honest. You don't want to play golf. I'm excited for for your job anymore. I'm just playing golf on the side. I'm excited for ball's back and then I won't,

you know, I'll be not playing anymore, but you're not going to play anymore golf once football starts. That's what you just said. No, not as much, not as frequent. Okay. So just twice a week. Maybe you should just get better. I think I need to take some lessons and playing more. I need to take some lessons. That's a good point. I don't think I think the problem is you don't play enough golfing. Right. Yeah. And you play almost to the limit of the amount of golf that you can play. No, again, I was I stated a golf horse this weekend didn't play outside of golf horse today didn't play like it's it's work.

And yeah, it's like, uh, it really is like, you know, people that played video games for a living and then they like get sick of it and quit because it's like, it really is. Like, you know, people that play video games for a living and then they like get sick of it and quit because they're like, this thing that I did as a hobby now that's my job, I don't like it anymore. You guys have turned this into a world where I just don't have, I don't know, it's just people are people are, people are basically, you're a porn star

that doesn't like sex anymore. Pretty much, yeah. I just, I've been, I've been fucked out of the fun. It's sad, it's sad to hear. It's fucked out of you. But you should watch the video. It's on the PMT YouTube right now. Yeah, I guess.

Okay, good, just keep in mind. I've just been playing golf for like a year and a half. So PFT's like a hundred years older than me. You said ten years later. Also, the amount you've played is like that of like a 10 year pro. I think I've played eight rounds of golf in my life. Like eight full rounds. I've played negative two.

And I be Hank. Whatever. That was whatever. Whatever. All right, PFT, what's your fire fest? Good fire fest, Hank. My, my fire fest is that I owe my mortgage company $22 million. Mm.

So if you've never bought a home, sometimes what happens is they transfer your mortgage, they bundle it up and they pass it on to a different bank that now owns your mortgage, and then they can transfer that and bundle it with other homes and sell that to yet another bank, and then you have to pay that new bank, your mortgage, and then they can transfer that and bundle it with other homes and sell that to yet another bank. And then you have to pay that new bank, your mortgage. So in the first month of owning a home, my house got transferred.

I believe twice. And the new company called me up yesterday. And they said, yes, I'd like to talk to you. And maybe we can schedule some recurrent payments. And it says right here that you owe $22 million. Is that correct? And I was like, no, no, it's definitely not correct. And then Lady looked it up and she came back and she was like, I'm seeing $22 million

here in the system. And then she said that she was looking at the wrong file and then gave me a different number that was closer to what I think that I owe. And then I got another call back from them today from a different person that came at me with a $22 million figure. So I think somehow either the real estate market went through the roof in Chicago

and I didn't hear about it, or I owe $22 million because of a clerical later that happened at some point during the two transfers. It is a nice house. It's a nice, thank you. It's just pay. Except the shower sometimes doesn't get as hot as I think. I should actually use that.

I did not say that on the podcast. I should actually use that. I should use that to try to get my money back for the house. The guest bathroom shower doesn't eat up enough. Fast enough for a hand-tock. Did I sit on the bar, guys? Yeah, I think that to try to get my money back for the house. The guest bathroom shower doesn't eat up enough. Fast enough for a paint to sit on the fire gas. Yeah, I think that you did. But you did say that the heated floors were a nice touch, but you wish that the shower was warmer.

Maybe I can try to get my money back on the house. I don't know, but apparently I owe somebody $22 million. What would happen if I just like did my monthly payments like I owed $22 million. You just pay off your house so fast. Because then eventually it will get fixed. It would eventually get fixed. Yeah. So I don't know.

Can I just, can I go on a rent strike against the bank? I don't know what's happened. I'm confident that they'll, they'll figure it out. And squat, you're just squatting. There's a lot of numbers that if someone tells you like, Hey, you have to fill out all this paperwork to correct it or you could just pay it, that I'm willing to pay.

22 million is probably too much. That might be too much. Yeah, like if someone's like, oh, you owe $100, like I could fight this or I could just pay $100 and be done with it, like I'll pay the $100. I think 22 million is the limit. I think that's too much. For her second, when they told me that number,

I was like, wait a second. Did, did sleepy Joe really fuck up the economy that badly? And my mortgage rate increased after I thought that I had it locked in. Like, did it float up to like a, a 98%? I don't even know what that number would be. Uh, I don't think it could shoot up to $22 million. I think. And I don't shoot up though. Oh, I'm certain times some mortgages. You can. You're locked in Hank. I I hope so

Yeah, maybe I got Hank's mortgage instead. Maybe you owe 22 mil you locked in Hank. Oh That sucks. So we'll figure it out. We'll figure it out on this end because I don't I would prefer not to pay 22 million dollars. I would agree. I would agree. I concur. All right my fire fest I moved this week, but talking about moving is boring. It's talking about how bad you are at golf. So my fire fest is all right, I didn't say that. Well, you did. My fire fest is we Hank and I were out again, another plug for Jake, parcel.tv. Go watch them all this weekend. But my fire fest is a, he probably looked about like 18, 19 years old came up to me and asked younger like 16, 17 came up to me

and asked for a picture, which is routine love our fans. But the way he phrased it was, hey big cat, want to flick up. And I've never been more intimidated in my life. I didn't know that's how kids talk now and I am scared to go outside my house. Yeah, that's very, very intimidating. What a whisk up. I used to live across the street from a lady's bar called the clam.

And I think I heard one girl say that to another there one time, but I don't know. I don't know in what context kids started to use flick up. Wanna flick up is just a phrase. I can't, it's too much, it's too much. I've never felt so old in my entire life than the wanna flick up. Yeah, I mean, we have no choice but to adopt that phrase now though.

Yeah, you'll probably wanna flick up real quick. Mm-hmm. Hank's gonna be flicked up on various YouTube pages in the next week playing golf. Well, I heard too. Mm-hmm. I'm gonna shut the comments off and pay him for you. Sure, then we put out a tweet on just every single fucking response. Oh, man. What thing can he use to be better with his, which is much golf, he plays.

I was saying play so much, it's so be so damn bad. He's not even close. LOL. Well Monday, Monday, what'd you do? Worked. What'd you do Monday? I worked. Do you play golf?

Nope. You didn't play 18 holes on Monday? Nope. Sunday? Nope. Tuesday? Yep. Wednesday. Yep. What'd you do today? What'd you do today, Hank? Worked. Not throughout a seven days. Where did you work today? Yes.

You're not gonna play any more golf for the rest of the week. No, we have to work. You're not Saturday. I saturday and Sunday maybe. But that's is right now, as of right now, no. But I'll probably read the YouTube comments and get fired up and get out there. So we'll see. That's right. Hey, don't let it get you.

If you ain't got no haters, no poppin' Hank. If you ain't got no haters, you ain't poppin'. That song is a banger, by the way. I just blissed playing it again. It goes. Robert's on your poppin'. You're poppin' big time. All right. And that song is a banger, by the way. I was just planning again, it goes. Robert's. You're popping big time.

All right. I've got a fire fest for Jake. Jake asked me to say this on the show. His fire fest is that he's not going to be able to get wingnuts because he's going to be late coming in from the tournament, the corn fairy tournament, which he can watch barstool.tv. He wanted me to say that too. So speaking of which, speaking of which, PFT, I don't know if you saw. I thought his firefresser is going to be the fact that he's wearing the largest white polo I've ever

seen produced on barstool.tv right now. He looks like he's wearing a sale from a sale book. What's the cover up his ass and his genitals because he's not wearing pants? Yeah, on barstool.tv. Yeah. But yeah, he's not going to be able to get winged us this weekend. But Jake could probably eat what, like six wings, seven wings. With gloves on. I think it's anti like Jake's like it's kind of off brand for him to love wing nuts. I don't think it's wing nuts. That's how good wing nuts is.

I think it's one of those things where Jake, there's a world where Jake is just like a FBI agent that has been working undercover on this podcast for the last five years. And the only way that he can gain our trust is to be like, yeah, wings. You know, I mean, like, yeah, let's go shoot someone. Like, yeah, hey guys, like, yeah, we do crime. We wings. So I think that's why he's missing out. But he is going to miss out.

And I'm so excited about wing nuts. Wing nuts is, it's my favorite meal of the year. It's gonna be incredible. Yes, and grit week is going to be awesome this year. Monday, I'll say we have the grittiest coach that I can think of. So get excited. So it's going to be a fucking awesome, awesome week. I love Sean. Have a.

Sean. But yes, it's going to be a great, great week. And everyone have a great week. I get ready for great week. Getting that mindset because Monday, the music, the intro, music is going to be sounding like that. Great week time. Mega grit week. Yeah. Mega great week and get ready for Great Week. Get in that mindset because Monday the music, the intro music is going to be sounding like that. Great week time. Mega Great Week. Yeah, mega great week. Oh, numbers. I'll do, I'll do 18. Okay. I'll do 69. 99. I'll call video tape it so that you guys don't incase funky happens.. You're using this is Mickey Mouse. I know I don't even want to win. Yeah, but people still like it

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