Pardon My Take - Lions HC Matt Patricia, Ghost Hunting In Milwaukee, Hard Knocks & Mt Rushmore Of Cheese

Episode Date: August 7, 2019

Hard Knocks is here and Derek Carr is really awkward. Jon Gruden knows where every camera is and Mark Davis is a swagaholic.(2:42-14:14) Rich Paul gets a new rule which is badass. (14:15-17:18) We start hunting ghosts mid show in our hotel room. Hot Seat/Cool Throne including feral hogs running wild. (17:19-34:37) Mt Rushmore of Cheese in honor of being in Wisconsin. (34:38-45:25) Lions Head Coach Matt Patricia joins the show to talk about football being back, what makes a Football guy, could he build a rocket to the Moon, and the haters. (49:02-17:05) Segments include trouble in paradise,(1:21:01-1:24:15) way to stay relevant baseball,(1:24:16-1:26:34) Even a blind pig finds an acorn for the Redksins, (1:26:35-1:27:40) and our friends from Supernatural Investigative Crew (@SICInTheShadows) joins the show to ghost hunt in our hotel room and ask listener questions about Ghosts and Ghouls.(1:26:36-1:42:47) You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

Hey, pardon my take listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen, ad-free, on Amazon Music. On today's part of my take, we have Lions coach Matt Patricia. We are live in Milwaukee, the Fister Hotel. We have ghost hunters. They... I mean, that was gold.

I don't know if I'm going to be able to recreate that. All right, wait, should I start again? I might wait till we get into the show. You know what? Just run all this. This is a great cold open. Yeah. You heard PFT's real joke there.

Nailed it. Oh, you didn't? No, you probably heard over my mic, though. I didn't hear it. You didn't hear it? Oh, no, wait, wait. We'll do it. We'll run it back.

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We're about to ghost hunt. We're going to do that. We're going to introduce the ghost hunters at Hot Sea Cool Throne. Now, just back up for a second, because the Fister Hotel, that is widely known as a very haunted hotel here in Milwaukee. Yes. There are a lot of Major League Baseball players that are afraid to stay here because of the ghosts.

So we brought in two ghost hunters to see if there were any ghosts in Hank's room. We'll get to them later. Yeah, they're coming up. Spoiler alert. Hank is going to have a very interesting night sleeping tonight. Spooky. Okay. So before we do all of that, and we also have Mount Rushmore of Cheezus and Matt Patricia,

pack show for you. But before we do all of that, hard knocks. Yes. Hard knocks is back. Derek Carr is awkward as fuck. That was my big takeaway. He seemed like he was reading off a script. All right, I'll take that back.

He wasn't reading off a script. He just knew the cameras were on him the whole time, so he was like trying his best. He was like a robot trying to impersonate a quarterback. He was, it's very clear that the message the Raiders are trying to send is Derek Carr's our quarterback. And we're going to give him a lot of airtime, and we're going to show how tough he is, including bullying his two young kids to fight in the living room while they're playing basketball. That felt scripted.

Well, if you're a car, you have to be like, don't fight against each other because if you cry, your mascara is going to run. Yes, right. So that it started with that. It also started with Antonio Brown in Miami and his feet, his big feet having a big problem. So those were the two like, you know, like Derek Carr's, it's going to be Derek Carr's hard knocks. He's the quarterback.

He's tough. And Antonio Brown's feet, we don't know. And I forgot to mention, great opening. Do you think Gruden wrote that like beforehand? I don't want dreams, man. I want nightmares. I said, I'm not in the dream business. I want I want to make I want you guys to make someone else's life a nightmare to crush their

dreams. And then he's like, we're not playing for the Gator Bowl, the Peach Bowl, the Tax Slayer Bowl. We're playing for the Super Bowl. Okay, guys. I liked it. And it was very misleading how intense that episode started compared to what happened during the episode.

Yes, it's very obvious that John Gruden is not going to let them show anything that's like remotely interesting. We just have to hope for next week with Sean McVeigh trying to out Gruden, John Gruden, just like do it saying the exact same lines like they're going to get into a music volume off where they're going to just keep raising the volume on their music until all their eardrums explode. The one thing that Gruden does that is always fascinating because Gruden, you're right. He's never, he's not going to show anything really for the camera other than, you know,

the big barbecue at the end where he's like, hey, family first, you know, I'm a coach and I love your family. Even though the camera's just catching his face in a perma squint, I could watch that all day. Like he's just standing there relaxed, but looking so angry. It's his resting heartbeat and he wants to kill someone. I can't figure out with John Gruden because he always has one eye that's like kind of cocked.

I can't determine if it's the same eye each time or if he switches it up from time to time. That was one thing I noticed. The other thing I noticed about him, never worn sunblock in his life. No. He is anti. He wears so little sunblock that he has an ear tan. So behind his ear is like super white because he always stands directly facing into the

sun to prove that he's tougher. Oh, by the way, speaking of the sun, Derek Carr, you did oil up. You oiled up your arms. You pretended that it was sunscreen lotion. You dropped the dad line, which I think one of your kids is like six. So you can't be like, I'm a dad now. You've been a dad for a while. When do you get to stop using I'm a dad?

I know I'm still. No, I'm a dad now. I think you can't use after your kids like one. OK, I'll make a note of that. We're going to make a note. No, I got you guys. You guys are understanding. Mark the time.

I'm a dad now is different than I'm a dad. By the way, how pissed off do you think LeBron is that he can't have training camp in Napa Valley? She's got to be over the moon. So also Mayock made a brief appearance. I need a little bit more magic. You got to have me like taste some of these stars a little bit because you're right. The only real glimpse in the Gruden we got was at the beginning and then when he had

the barbecue, which him and Mark Davis probably had to like fight tooth and nail to figure out if Guy Fieri was going to cook the P.F. Chang's menu or the Hooters menu, Mike, Mark Davis being a white sunglass guy is something I don't think I knew. But I knew. Like you knew it. You knew it. You knew it.

You felt it. You I don't think I've ever seen a picture with him with his white sunglasses, but you felt it in your bones. He's a white sunglasses, Oakley's maybe like the pair that you buy for 15 bucks at a gas station. And he's like, check out these sweet sunglasses I got. Yeah, pretty awesome. His entire paycheck goes directly to Pacific Sunway.

It's he is. He's just a beautiful specimen of a man. Other notes I wrote down. Your guy. What was his name? Ronald Alley. Ronald Alley. Big time.

Like they tried. Who's beeping? I think that's Bubba. No. Okay. I think it's you. You tried to just. Wow.

That was a quick blame. It's something that was 100 percent you. I was I was hoping that everybody that everybody would look at Bubba while I normally switched my phone off. So Ronald Alley, who because you know how annoying that it like someone's sitting at work being like what did my phone just go off? Oh, we have no sirens. Yeah, it's true.

I have to call it up for a little bit for everybody. Ronald Alley. That was the quickest. Like we're going to try to get you to feel bad for this guy, even though he got caught. I think that's the fastest cut in hard knocks history. He was cut 25 minutes in. He also had an unbelievable line when he said, talking about last chance, you saying you need to experience it to experience it.

That's a fact. It's a fact. You can't experience. Stand out without experience. Yeah. The thing with him too is like that was what he was like in the beginning of last chance to you, except then he like got it figured out and turned around. So I was like, this is like the real life version of.

Yeah. Also, Jonathan Abrams, they kind of brought him out a little bit. He's annoying. Here's the thing. I don't know how annoying he's going to be. I liked him when he was interacting with John Gruden a little bit at the beginning when Gruden was like, don't hit. I like to swag.

But then when you sit him across from somebody like Derek Carr, that doesn't know how to handle him. Derek Carr, just he's short. I think he's a robot. Actually, I think Derek Carr is a robot and he doesn't know how to deal with personality. It's that is true. But the Gruden Jonathan Abrams situation that told me everything I know about Jonathan Abrams because Gruden was being serious and Jonathan Abrams kept on doing that thing like we're

joking, right? We're joking. He doesn't know how to read a room. He is a quintessential guy who like, not a bad guy seems like he's going to be a hell of a football player wants to just tackle, tackle, tackle, but he does not know how to read a room. He's the guy who he will keep making jokes until John Gruden's like, dude, I'm not joking. Stop blowing people up in padless practice.

Right. Right. And he just couldn't figure it out. He blew up the lead blocker and then went after Luke Wilson, our guy, our boy Luke getting another chance. He had a nice line though. He was like, wait till we put the pads on, dude, I'm going to come at you. So shout out, Luke.

Way to go. Didn't know you were on the team. I thought he popped up in all three of us. By the way, we watched it in ADWL's house. So thank you to Allie. Thank you to Allie. It was very nice and her boyfriend and her boyfriend and her dog, Jordy and her cat. So it was an awesome setup.

But we, I think all three of us were like, Luke, there is a case going to double check because I think it might be Kelly. Okay. All right. I think it's out. I think it's out. So what else did you have from? Need more.

John Madden. Yeah. John Madden was a highlight when he was like, this is what football is a football guy that's coming out here hitting the seven football guy blocking sled. Yeah. Everyone needs a sled in their backyard. He said every former football player needs to have needs to have a blocking sled in their backyard when they retired.

Yes. Yes. Oh, the other two notes I took down Guy Fieri, electric, as always, his son's name, Ryder. You didn't know that? I think I knew that, but I forgot it because then I looked it up and his other son's name is Hunter. Yeah. It's like, dude, you just, you couldn't be more Guy Fieri.

Would it surprise you to know that Guy Fieri's son plays the drums? No. No. The other ones skateboards. Yeah. I think they both skateboards. Yes. The cool ass kids.

He's going to kids. Antonio Brown. I forgot about this part. Starting the entire hard knocks episode, basically trying to erase the fact that he went crazy for three months and every teammate of his in Pittsburgh hated him by showing us how cute his kids are. They're very cute. You know what?

It worked. It worked. He's like, you ready to go to Napa? And the kid was like, yeah. Okay. Yeah. And then the Rothesberger line, like your way to go. That is, I tip my cap to you, Antonio Brown.

Everyone's like, damn, he's got cute kids. And they think that Derek Carter's name is Derek Carter, which I might start calling him Derek Carter. Yeah. Super way, way. Derek Carter is number one. Nathan Peterman number two, Derek Carter number three. Also shout out Mike Glennon's long neck.

Made a quick appearance. That was really nice. You get you. I don't think we saw Mike Glennon's face. We just saw the back of his neck. You know what neck that is when you see it. Yep. Also, Vontes perfect.

Yes. Yes. That was pretty cool to see. He's going to him and Richie and Cognito are not going to like each other. A lot of personality. So overall, what would you say? Good for the first episode. How am I grading this on a scale of five on a scale of five balls?

Yeah, five balls, two balls. Yeah. I'd give it like two and a half balls because I thought it was good, but the expectations have like I'm expecting five balls all around. And of course, and it just didn't have the pop. I needed a fight. I needed maybe a little less Jonathan Abram and a little less awkward Derek Carr. Yeah.

Yeah. But were you okay? Like two balls. Two balls. Good score. So rookie score. Honestly, this is this is where it's like we've always kind of differentiated in this where I'm like I'm just kind of always been like a Patriots fan and cared less about the outside

word of football. Hard knocks has never really done it for me. But yeah, like the first season I watched was the box was bad. Yeah. Texans was bad. Yeah. The Browns one was good. Awesome.

But not like you the way. I don't know. I think I get excited about it because you guys gonna be excited about it and then I watch I'm like Right, and it's also hard knocks is you know We did the whole thing on Thursday, which we probably we admitted like when they do the Hall of Fame game We get excited and then two minutes in like this sucks hard knocks feels like the official start of football season Because I'm thinking and it always fucks my brain up because they're taping it, but it's also happening right now No, that's what I'm saying like when you see something happen to the Raiders you always think yourself

I can't wait to see this on hard right right and the Rams and Raiders are probably practicing. They probably practice today That's weird, and we saw you just blew me in Gruden and it's like well How does this work? Also McVeigh's beard looks a lot better. Did you notice that? Well, he's he's obviously been negged enough by us. He's a growing boy It's gonna be great watching the two of them just talking the same exactly which back and forth exactly They're not it's like a dog staring in the mirror barking at itself. Yeah, all right other news before we get to hot sea cool throne Hank you showed us this the ultimate stay woke. They're trying to keep rich Paul down Is that pretty much it so the NCAA has created a new rule? This is my stay woke by the way

No, it's LeBron stay woke They created a new rule that any agent that wants to talk to a player before they declare for the draft I think has to have a bachelor's degree rich Paul does not rich Paul is disrupting the business He's basically making everyone nervous As much as it pains me to say is I love it because I love people who make like the establishment super nervous the NCAA Has been just milking everyone forever Having a disruptor in there. And when I say disruptor I obviously mean DSR PTR no vows no vows is great for everyone because it will have to change if rich Paul keeps disrupting

People are also saying it's the NBA is involved because like they hate how rich Paul and LeBron have taken someone's like yeah Like how last year they like controlled Anthony Davis controlled his own destiny the how the trade deadlines and that stuff like doesn't matter Right, so this I did there's a chance that it's the NBA and the NCAA in Think that you're probably right on that bronze thinking it's not a bad idea overall to have like your agent and your right-hand man have like Education for your education. I think that's probably an advisable thing in most circumstances But I don't think they needed to go ahead and make a rule out of it Right, it's very clear that I think they're going after LeBron as a LeBron saying I'm very glad that I have you guys on my team now

Supporting well, no we're on team rich Paul. I think the NBA should suspend LeBron. We're on clutch No, no, no, we're on team rich Paul not clutch just rich no as a person but clutch with no not with no you no Team anti-establishment. Yeah, right. Oh rich Paul. He's an agent of anyone out there fighting the power You're right. We are a badass podcast. Yeah, we are bad fucking podcasting It how much of a power move must it feel like if you're rich Paul and you go to sleep tonight You're like they had to make a rule because I'm so fucking good at my job Mm-hmm that has to feel awesome like as much as it sucks for rich Paul I actually think it's a group like at the end of the day

You were probably saying this is so sweet that I'm so damn good and I control and they're so scared of me They had to make a rule so that I have to go to University of Phoenix next year Mm-hmm. I have like he's probably gonna have Kyle Kuzma take a bunch of classes Trump University Yeah, you can get a degree from wherever you want, right? He needs to do that. Wait. Does it say accredited University? We don't know he could just You know, he should make his own college do honorary degrees count. Yeah, because the University of Akron would definitely give him one, right? Yeah, absolutely LeBron. I promise school Ohio State would do it for him I would not be surprised if he made his own college at this point great just gave himself a degree great

I'd be awesome. Also the name rich Paul people forget just how cool that is your name is rich like Paul You're fucking loaded man. Not Richard rich. Yeah. Yes I mean, that's a guy that I would trust in my money. Yeah, absolutely All right, let's get to some hot seat cool throne before we do that. We need to mention two things one PMT Gold it's coming out tomorrow. So go to barstoolgold.com PMT Don Brown And we answer all the gold members questions and the second thing we need to mention is that we are officially ghost hunting for the rest of This podcast so we have the guys and girls from Supernatural Investigation Crew Aaron and Anley SIC in the shadows you can find him on Twitter YouTube Facebook everywhere. They have come up from Northern Illinois and

They are Ghost hunting the Fister Hotel with us. Can I just say that I'm sure they're gonna find something And you could probably see it on the cameras right now like stuff that we're not able to perceive with her eyes I walked in this hotel. I got the chills. Yes immediately, right? She's getting hits. We already got it. We already got hits. Is it and Lee and Lee and Aaron and Lee and Aaron They're getting hits right now in the other room. I'm telling you I walked into the lobby I got chills. I saw the big painting behind the front desk. I'm pretty sure that was my face in the painting Yes, an old version of me

So I found out about the Fister Hotel. I've stayed here a couple times before but a friend of mine who works with the Cubs Told me that Starlin Castro refused to stay here and then if there's been some articles written people I think in Milwaukee know the Fister Hotel very well pretty popular in this area with With all the baseball players. They always will stay here But they always report that they don't want to stay here no more. They're like send us down the street Okay, that's Aaron by the way. So what hits have we gotten so far? We have a thing called an electroscope and I'll lay it up and measure static readings So we'll let up right in green and it's kind of gas yes or no questions on it too and Anley's in the other room in the bedroom area

She's been getting so she's been asking some silent questions and it's been lighting up to her questions We're silent questions. Are we talking about Anley? You want like what are you asking? Why don't you save it for the end? We'll save it for the end. Okay, but we just know that we are now podcasting with ghosts But yeah, that's right. This is a group podcast and you can follow along and watch the ghost. Yes Okay, all right, Aaron. We're gonna talk to him at the end. We're gonna do guys on ghouls They're gonna continue ghost hunting while we do this the rest of the show, but we're gonna get to hot seat cool throne Hank Why don't you start? My hot seat is Kanye West. Oh

There was a I'm sure you guys read it a top 50 rappers of all timeless that came out was Drake on there It was corny ass who tweeted this Someone tweeted it, but it was Joe Budden from the Joe Budden podcast He like just went into it shout out shout out now now our friend. We got to do across Gotta do across. Yeah, great great show Joe Budden podcast Uh He just like he ripped into the whole thing on his on his podcast and then that spark a debate amongst Twitter and the rest Of the world which then basically caused every single like DJ notable DJ

That's like does a show in like New York, Los Angeles Everyone had to come out with their own list. Did I say which then sparked out more more debate I don't know if Dante that's a good question. I would love to see Dante's point of order. Yes What's the difference between a DJ and an MC? I Think an MC is on par mitzvahs. Yeah. Okay. DJ is like a radio. Yeah. Yeah They do electric slide live as they're closer. Okay. I'm just making this up But I'm pretty sure MC is live and DJ is like you hear them on the radio All right, so so Connie wasn't on the list wasn't on the list

It was a random person who tweeted this which I love this is so peak You know That you can just tweet a list and then have everyone get mad about it It's just a random person. What about what about John Cena? He was not in the list either. What about what Smith? Will Smith was on I think I would have will Smith number one fuck and the rock number two He's pretty good on that Fuji song. Yes, and then John Cena. It would be majority just professional wrestlers. What about Kobe Bryant? Nope damn. No a lot of misses. What about me and big cat? Yeah, it was an account. It was a count No, so this is what it was it was an account with 400 followers said Joe buttons number three rapper of all

People got mad We got to do that We got a we got to have we got to create like a burner account and see how see like just do list constantly people mad Yeah, just constant list. I mean, hey, we made that 40 under 40 list, which was essentially just a retweet list Please retweet. Yes, please do retweet it. We drop a spot. It wasn't even yeah, I might I might have my facts I'm looking this up now It wasn't Joe button that it was Joe button being three on the list that that caused it to go crazy because How the fuck is Joe button three

Well, then he talked about it obviously being like thanks. Yeah. Yeah, okay I love that. It's like targeting one specific celebrity and getting it going that way You know we should do we should do a ranking of the best female singers I mean SVP is on is like the top mention in here. Here's rock him as 11 names He ate the trash. Yeah, come on Scott. You're a boy rock him the easiest way Best female singers the last 20 years and just don't include Beyonce. Yeah, and just make Carly Ray Jepsen number one Yeah, immediately goes viral to this guy is like D like all these everyone was responding like everyone ate the trash. Oh my god

I'll see every hot seat all these people for eating the trash wall a cuz then it's like all the all the all the other rappers I weren't on it. We're like I'm a wall a came out was like I'm on the list like I'm how can I'm not gonna be cocky But I'm a top 50 rapper of all time. What about marky mark? Was he on there? Nope Vanilla ice we make our own of top 50 rappers that no one that didn't make the top 50 rappers list And then my cool throne is picnic tables. Oh, okay? Yeah So another thing that I'm sure you guys have seen basically the internet the past two days has been the pigs Which I'm hoping you guys can explain to me. I have that as well. I'm sure PFT does throw hogs. Yeah I don't get that at all. Oh, yeah, it's problem

You know what the internet has been like a waste wrapping lists and this fucking stupid meme with the picnic tables Where you just put anything in a picnic table and say which one would you want to sit at? Well, I think this is like okay mid-August to get into like the psyche of the internet here for a second I think what has happened is when there is a mass shooting and a tragic event and like everyone doesn't really know how to React online because like that's really sad. They just figure out the dumbest things we can then jump to to talk about So it's like we can't go from mass shootings to like. Oh, who's an elite quarterback? We got to go mass shootings to a picnic table meme So it's like kind of a pallet cleanser to getting back to the other stupid things

It's really a metaphor for sitting down at the picnic table of ideas. Yes, let them develop and have intelligent discourse with each other I think you're right big kid I think that there's something to be said about like if you're going through a weird time like in terms of the national Things serious discussion you long for something stupid to argue about and then everyone Have to have something to get into a fight with somebody about that doesn't they kind of like Displaces the real fight that you want to have correct So it's essentially like oh This is something we can all talk about and make fun of that isn't serious to get us off the serious stuff

And then we will get to like the medium serious stuff that everyone takes too seriously and gets mad about online Which is just a regular Wednesday The other thing was that there was the all decades list for the 2010s and Kobe was 13 on it Which I honestly think it's like fair Well, but he got hurt. No, he was 13. Oh, okay. Yeah 13. Yeah, I would have a look at it Kobe stands being like he should be first team. It's Kobe, but it's like 2010. He had a couple good years, right? Yeah, he was he won a title right 21 but if you're looking at the whole decade his body of work over the 2010s is not like

He broke all his records then so that counts like at the end of his career and his Achilles to yeah Andy dropped like 70 points against the team what wasn't trying in that last game. Yeah, that was an awesome moment shout out Kobe shout out Kobe That's it, right? That's it PFT. Okay. My hot seat is the NFL 100 logo. I'm already sick of it I'm just squatting on this take. I think everyone else is gonna get sick of it, too They've overdone it. It's not that cool of a logo to begin with But they've put it everywhere so far this year and it's gonna be an every single game on every single field Yeah, on like if they're gonna have a special patches on the jerseys Chris Collins

Where it's probably gonna be wearing a lapel pen at some point with the 100 logo on it I'm already sick of it and it's we've just had the Hall of Fame game Okay, so I my blood is gonna be boiling over the course of this year The problem is the 50 logo and the 75 was awesome 75. That was a diamond, right? Yeah, the 1994 I'm looking right now. That's a sick logo. Yep 100. They didn't put any thought into it Looks like you know a John always vortex. It looks a little bit like the vortex It also looks a little bit like the like an expansion league football. Yes. Yes, you're absolutely right I already forgot the name of the expansion league that folded the spring a

AF AF I was gonna say AFL that would have worked. Yeah It looks like the AAF logo. Yes, if it was designed by somebody with a head wound, okay That's a good hot seat and my cool throne is Michael Crabtree Hmm, so Michael Crabtree decided Not to sign with the Arizona Cardinals yesterday. They brought him in they got into negotiations with him And he said thanks, but no, thanks. I think I'm worth more It would have been a terrible move for him because he would have had to play against a kid to leave twice And so we were what that change we were yeah

The Dunn chain was about to hang over his neck and a kid to live was about to swipe it off and spike it on the ground Well, he probably was like you guys are gonna pay me three million dollars But I'm gonna lose at least five hundred thousand dollars in chains He should have had like an escalator in his contract if I get my chain snatched right you'll replace it for me That would have been like chaining charge. Damn. Come on Michael Crabtree. The guy he the guy moves the chains All right, is that it? That's it. All right. I got two hot seats. The first one is PFT Oh, we're taping this on August 6th, and you have yet to wish Mike Greenberg a happy birthday It was in my notes. Oh, okay. Yeah, so when we're gonna do it. It was in my notes

I was gonna do it. I we fun fact we're recording this true after we My note Cool throne second cool throne Mike Greenberg. It's his birthday He talked about it the entire show on get up this morning, which I tuned into know how old how was Mike? I don't know. That's a good quote. I would not a day over 45 I would yeah, he seems like a guy who will just be forever in his 40s Yeah, my the note that I had I was gonna do all my ad reads and my Mike Greenberg voice, okay Well, you will so you'll do it at the end of the Matt Patricia interview

Yes, you'll have that to look forward to you Mike Greenberg. He is the promo code in our microphone He is the wind beneath our wings. He is the man who needs a fork and knife to eat a grape Yeah, well, he also eats grapes in three bites I think you're confusing that with pizzas pizzas and wings fork and a knife and gloves the grape Yeah, he has to do the gloves. That's for when you're sandwich sandwiches. Okay sandwiches gloves Mike Greenberg does not jerk off Mike Greenberg gets an erection and waits for God to take care of it He just he goes belly up. You know Probably gets close to the jacuzzi thing in his big bathtub. He goes belly up and he opens a window

Yeah, and then he just waits to none. Oh, there it is. He just looks at he looks at an aerial view of Augusta boom No, that's that's all it takes for your bite. All right. My other hot seat are feral hogs Which you mentioned Hank feral hogs are officially on the hot seat because the aforementioned You know, there was tragedies on Sunday or Saturday so there's been about a bunch of Twitter gun debates and Someone brought up a very actually the like the most fair point that's ever been brought up He was like, what about the 30 to 50 feral hogs that run in my backyard and terrorize my children And I did a little research

Had talked to some people who hunt feral hogs. Apparently, they're a real problem Oh, they just run and just they will kill you. They're mad. They're insane so we need to do something about the feral hogs and Feral hogs I feel like have been living under the radar now that the whole country's got on them They're in trouble. I think they're definitely on the hot seat because yeah People didn't know about it as somebody who's lived in Texas for a while. They are a real issue down there Yeah, like you have people that set out explosives. They just blow up feral. I was watching a video called black hog down today Oh, really crazy. Yeah, you can hunt them from a helicopter

They pass along Texas like five years ago saying crazy. You can shoot them with a rifle from a helicopter They do it at night but for hogs. Yeah, no, they do it at night and they just mow them down They just mow them all down and they're like, I guess the meat's not even that good So they just kill it depends on what kind of yeah, sometimes it can be a little bit game I've had wild boar ribs before I like that idea that just making porn berries for yeah pigs That's a black hog down. I watched that video That's pretty and then I found out also They have dogs that hunt the hogs dogs and hogs and the dogs like pin the hogs and then the guy comes and just

Slits its throat Hog yeah, no, I have heard of them hunting hogs with tannerite, which is just an explosive It's fucking why you shoot so you wait for all these hugs to get around a barrel Like it's a doom video game and you just shoot the barrel Yeah, and it just explodes and incinerates like 50. I watched 30 to 50 I watched a video where they did a double trap on hogs on 60 hogs They just put out a bunch of corn seed and they all started eating it and they dropped these two huge traps on them And they went fucking crazy. I didn't watch the end because I'm a pussy and I didn't want to see a bunch of hogs

Get killed even though they're feral they're feral and they're dangerous and they do a lot of destructive work to crops What does what does feral mean? It means like wild they run everywhere. They got they got mites all of it Pita's got a big time issue. What are they gonna do with the feral hogs? They can't get close enough to him to save him Yeah, this is gonna be I actually would love to see a bunch of pita people going down and being like save our feral hogs They just run over them. I just think of the Hannibal the shitty Hannibal movie when the hogs eat the guy You got to be careful who you get into bed with as pita and I feel like the hogs don't want your house Listen a wild hog they have a lot of pride

I feel like a wild hog would rather die by getting shot with a rifle from a helicopter Then have somebody from pita come in and like pick it up and take it to safety verbal meme But not a meme because no one it's just a video that was shared last year Wild hogs running and it's Brett Bielma running after the Super Bowl remember that video. That's pretty good. Yeah Yeah, he was just trying to catch up to everyone Like live look at a wild hog when you try to shoot it with a caliber rifle That's too small and it's just a picture of Bobby Petrina wearing his ark and saw thing Yes, oh the other fun fact

The other fun fact I learned is a pig is a pig a hog is when a pig gets to 120 pounds So I'm two hogs and gets slaughtered plus your two ox. You have two hogs plus All right, I'm about thrown. I'm a hog and half which almost sounds cool. Yeah. Yeah, that is. I'm a I'm a deuce hog That's pretty cool deuce hog Alright, so my cool throne is the Broncos Because Pax and Lynch bashed them Pax lunches on Seahawks now. Did you know that? Yeah, okay, so Pax and Lynch said Talking about the Seahawks. It feels closer feels like a family. I bring my fiance out here I bring my dad out here and they even say it to they feel so much more welcome around everybody. They're so good to them

They treat them so good. They treat the players good. It's actually well Pax and it feels like part of a family Feels like everybody's close. That's because you haven't been cut yet. First of all, and I before you go any further I just want to say like I can't take anything that Pax and Lynch says No, because he threw five interceptions in that bowl game when I bet on him I didn't know I didn't he didn't throw five interceptions. I looked that back up I definitely added a few interceptions to that Interceptions and The weird

Sunglasses in a bowling alley on his draft night. Yeah that well It wasn't just the weird sunglasses that bothered me It was the combo of the weird sunglasses the weird moustache Yeah, and the weird little like beat poet goatee that he had 22 year old drug Deed high school drug dealer. Yeah. Yeah, exactly. He looked like he had swag out of his white Jetta I was gonna say he looked like a guy that like duct tape mids to the underside of his bike seat And then drove his huffy through middle school. Yeah, I'm trying to stay away from the cops Yeah, I'm trying to keep a real low-proof

Yeah, so Pax and Lynch now that I know that you're on the Seahawks. I got my eyes on you That was a big mistake talking. Yeah, because now I got your feral hog in my yeah Well, Pete Carroll definitely didn't know that action was on the team. Everyone knows. Is he the first backup now on the Seahawks? I always think Matt is still there. I know he's not. Yeah, and also to vars Jackson Maybe Seneca Wallace to Tavares Jackson, he was a hot backup there for others Wasn't a hassle back didn't he spend a year as a backup? Yeah, I mean yeah, he was obviously there for a while But yeah, then he had a year or two as a backup. Yeah I mean you could pretty much there's like a list of five guys that if they were if you're like, that's a Seahawks backup

That makes sense interesting that he goes from one city that's league last marijuana to another hmm Anywhere's those glasses? Hmm interesting. All right Let's do our Mount Rushmore because we're in Wisconsin We thought we would do the Mount Rushmore cheese is a simple easy one that I'm sure we'll get contentious with people online Because everyone's got their favorite cheese Hank Thank you are going first. I am so and then me. No, I mean you clockwise No, I I mean if we're keeping the same order as we always go

I go second now because you went first on on Sunday and then Hank went and then I did I thought we all always go clockwise. No, you start the way it goes is I Start the week three and then I go to then I go one you start the week one three two I Go snake with myself. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, so we were sitting goofy. We're gonna get goofy for promise Who didn't do it barstool gold you'd get that joke? All right Hank go Keep it simple

American Interesting I like Burgers I mean growing up I always always have American slices in my house big cat saw me do it the other day Yes, go in the fridge you take a couple slices. It's good. Just a couple loose. Hank. This is yesterday I went to the refrigerator. Well, there's no snacks. There's nothing. There's nothing else So that was like I went for snacks and then I was like fuck He came back with two slices of American cheese and a monster energy and I was like, who are you?

I love you you you fold this the cheese into four slices. So you get four little four little slices It's like that's what you break it in half. That's a five course meal in Jacksonville into force You break the slice into force you take a slice you fold that in half And you fold the half and a half and then you have four little slices of cheese That's incredible. You have a you're like the Bobby flay. Yeah, American. We need to dress it up good presentation. Yeah, excellent All right, I'll go with I'm gonna go with mozzarella because it's pizza cheese It's versatile mozzarella mozzarella mozzarella and I love how Giada says it always. Oh wait

I just love how she says any Italian word. She's like you're looking at it. Well, no, they're no, they're tasteful It's like a small tasteful amount of cleavage. So it's not like I'm staring It's just that I'm noticing it. I'm appreciating and I'm moving on mozzarella. Okay. Okay, so my first yep My first one I'm going a classic real classic. I'm gonna cheddar cheese. Yeah, it's good cheddar cheese very versatile Highly meltable works on sandwiches now Are we a snack? Are we going just straight cheddar or is there degrees of cheddar that can be used in this? I enjoy it. No, I think I don't you get all the cheddar. I think I get all the yeah, all right I'm a sharp. I know sharp cheddar. I have to choose. I like sharp cheddar better

But I also like regular cheddar as well. Okay cheddar my second choice I'm gonna go with Provolone mmm. I love a good provolone on like a turkey sandwich. Okay. I think it's the best sandwich cheese It's the most versatile sandwich cheese. It's not a great cheese on its own. No, but it's a great. Yeah, right Like the best you don't do provolone and crackers. You go cheddar and crackers correct, right? All right, I'll finish the pizza then I'll go with parmesan Also, you can't have pasta without a little parmesan on it sprinkle on and it's hard cheese It is

Fucking tough cheese Hank wouldn't know about that real tough cheese. All right Hank. You got two here All right, I will go with pepper jack good pick and Melted just melt. Wait. I don't know melted. I don't know if we can get you melted. What do you mean? Okay, because if you take you take that you take every kind of cheese, right? But if you take cheddar cheese and it's like you put a hard cheddar cheese on a burger not good You take cheddar cheese and you melt it on a burger delicious any type of cheese if you melt it on top of something makes it That was a hack. That was a hack. I'll allow it but that was a hack just hot cheese. Okay hot cheese

What about the flaming cheese in Greek restaurants or a flaming hot? Cheetos all right. I got a pick. I'll go with cream cheese. Good pick need cream cheese on a bagel I mean you got it. You gotta have you like flavored cream cheese. Oh, yeah, okay Oh, yeah, I get fucking spicy with it. Sometimes I'll do bacon scallion Sometimes I'll do the locks sometimes I'll do a little fucking veggie feel like I'm eating a salad with my two bagels Because you have to have two because you order one bagel to eat right away, and then the other is like an hour later You have to have to that's how you get to that's how you get to do socks

I'll notice that the our company. I'm not gonna, you know Like the worst bagels ever we've gotten a lot less bagels lately now Go Fridays have gotten very very minimal and it goes upstairs. It's concerning. Do you know that? That's why I didn't know that I just know that I used to be able to come in and get one and now it's like I haven't got a bagel on a bagel Friday Bagel Mondays on floor two bagel Fridays on floor three. I walked up to the third floor for a meeting a couple Fridays ago I was like what the fuck is this and you know what bagels have been here the whole time I walked around the corner because somebody tip me off They're like all the bagel sandwiches are on floor three the normal bagels are down here

So I'm to get myself a sauce to Jake and cheese breakfast bagel walk around the corner I'm getting eyed by everybody. Yep the secrets out lose fatty. Where's this guy? No, right now it Worst bagels ever to like and and the worst thing what they get they get plain There's the our bagel order a bar. So this is now very like no We need to say it because someone needs to listen and fucking change it we get probably 50 bagels like five everything five Sesame 40 plain. Mm-hmm. It's good And you know what's weird is like the amount of plain cream cheese that we get is always excessive to right There's always like two big pints left over correct looks like a lab sample from Pamela Anderson that just got stuck in the fridge

Can I say something real quick? We just have totally forgot the fact that there's ghosts in here like I'm not me Aaron and I'm sitting over I was gonna say like Aaron and we have been in there looking for ghosts And I think they found a big cat when we checked in the hotels like oh it can do my room and then right before it was like Oh, let's do your own Hank and now I'm realizing like we're gonna find ghosts And I'm not gonna see me. No, we're not gonna do the mic yet, but just give me it. How many ghosts do we have? Okay, all right, we'll get you we're gonna get on the bed all right We got we're doing what's on the bed your Hank if that was Mike Greenberg He would probably not tonight Hank just go into the go do the

Tell Liam he's got to stay in this room. Wait, what player fucked a ghost I Think Ron our test Ron our day. Good luck tonight. Hey, you know, Oklahoma, right Bobby Brown Yeah, but Bobby Brown fuck ghost and he liked it cuz he was like I went back for more You stay at the same hotel right all right. All right. You have to okay my last two. I'm gonna go with nacho cheese Okay, I love nacho cheese and this might rub some people the wrong way I love it the more unrealistic the cheeses. Okay, like the more yellow the like neon yellow color you get with stadium nachos I love that shit. Okay. You like yeah, like the radioactive goo love that on nacho chips Yeah, absolutely, and then my last one they never give you enough jalapenos. That's true

You two jalapenos. That's true And sometimes they give you double cheese and sometimes you just want one cheese one salsa, right? And my last one is gonna be cheesecake. Oh, I love cheesecake. I'm never I've never been a big cheesecake Disgusting yeah, never been a cheesecake is so good Especially if you get like a like a peanut butter chocolate cheesecake something like that, but that's well cheese It's the peanut butter and chocolate it's still in the cheesecake I'd rather have a peanut butter and chocolate ice cream cake that well, you know what cheesecakes are more versatile I'd say okay my last pick. I'm gonna go with

string cheese you I mean string cheese is so I had that but melted cheese is a hack But string cheese isn't well. No once you did melted cheese the doors And I was gonna go with something else go Gouda I was gonna go well We'll get to the honorable mentions, but once you did melted it was game on all right I wasn't gonna say cheesecake until Hank said yeah, I actually have Jeremy Piven in in old school cheese That's pretty good. Yeah, so can I do can I do case? Oh because you did nacho cheese. I feel like that's different Now this is getting I feel like it's very similar only us only we would fuck up with Mount Rushmore cheese I think queso plays. I think it's different than nacho cheese. I'm gonna say that nacho cheese is yeah

I think it's different like you're gonna like Taco Bell like the like what you get with nacho's case I was more like it's like a little browner No, there's no so they're different two different types of you to vote I vote Yes, white queso, and then there's yellow case. I know you youth nacho cheese is yellow queso All right, I'm voting that it counts Bubba white queso Hank you get white queso. Okay, okay white queso for Hank. All right I was gonna go three cheese if it didn't count, which I think would probably also be a hack What is that like on on talk like the Mexican blend? Yeah, I'm like that's that's just tacos of Taco Bell

Yeah, three different kinds of cheese. Yeah. Yeah, it's a thing. I mean that was a nice you can buy it in a package What are our thoughts on blue cheese probably the most contentious cheese out there? I used to hate it I know I love it. Yeah, I love it now. I love it and which is though. I mean I obviously you guys know I hate fucking hot wings. It's like people only like it's like Hot wings are so hot people can only eat it with blue cheese So it becomes like order wings just to eat blue cheese blue cheese like ketchup. I like a cheese that smells We're like oh, that's a cheese You know what I love what's really gotten to me in my old age is like a nice gorgonzola with a pair like yeah

That type of salad um ricotta. You guys like ricotta. That's a pair of ricotta. It's good. I got a little sweetness to it Mm-hmm. Let's see. Oh the little baby cheeses. Yeah, the wheels. Yeah, those are awesome Oh, just a wheel of cheese. You don't like those. Oh, okay. That Gouda. I don't know what it is pretty Gouda Feta Feta's more of salad cheese like you're doing it to be like well on a gyro Yeah, or yeah a gyro it works on a gyro the flaming cheese for that they bring out and they go up That shit's awesome. I like I like Brie. I like I Like well, let's see you already took good. I like my Brie like a little bit melted. Mm-hmm. I'm saying like yes squeeze running on some toast What other kinds of cheese we got I think that cheese is you could actually name all your kids after cheeses and it would work

Yeah, like Colby Jack pepper Jack Brie mozzarella, mozzarella. This is the yeah, the shithead one mozzarella The the halomu cheese. That's the shit you can grill halloumi halloumi. That stuff is so good Yeah, but that stuff is like cheating because I'll eat a whole thing of it and realize I'm a big cheese and cracker guy I'll eat a whole wheel of cheese No problem. Put it down and no problem. Trey wange. I want to be mad. No, he would not he be impressed exactly I shit in the fridge, too

What's the I'm thinking of another Maybe it's Gouda, I don't know the goat cheese is good to coach and that's man card. No coach. He's you kidding me That's chick cheese, bro. I disagree. It's big That's a hard disagree for me go cheese is delicious you spread on some crackers. What are the fuck get some triskets Maybe it is Gouda that I like smoked Gouda smoke good smoke Gouda is is is real good All right, anything else pepper Jack Allison Brie who she Actress is she in anything she's stuck a flute in a vagina and then camp. Oh, that's her. Mm-hmm. Oh

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right now it is audible comm slash take or text take 500 500 get smarter in 2019 do it for us do it right now audible. Okay. Here he is Matt Patricia Okay, we now welcome on very special guest. He is the head coach of the Detroit Lions. It's Matt Patricia I was actually joking with PFT before that we usually do our grit week. How do you define grit during grit week in the spring? But being around you you're such a football guy. I'm just gonna start with that. How do you define grit great? That's a good one Football wise, you know, I think we're probably you know talk about the toughness of the game all that You know running the ball stopping the run all kind of everything that has to do with the trenches

You know other than that Just you know, there's probably a lot of good things out there that you got to kind of just handle and grind through from that You got to understand something like because it is We're taping this at the end of July and we want football to be back so soon that you just saying you know Just got to handle your business in the trenches like that that got me excited. I had goosebumps I had goosebumps kind of back in mode. You know, yeah, right spring springs a little bit different There might be a different grit in the spring. Do you like full backs? Definitely, I mean you got it, you know, you got to get the full back out there

You got you got to get them downhill and you know get the ball moving had on a hat football Can you just say had on a hat football? Absolutely. We got to get a hat on the hat. Yeah, I love it I love it takes me right back to the high school locker room So I wanted to also start with the Oklahoma drill and all the rest The pencil can we do that real quick too sure I'm glad you're wearing it. It's kind of permanent Do you ever take it like do you shower with it? Do you sleep with it? There's a lot of times I forget it's there Sometimes I'll have a pencil and then I'll have a you know another pencil that I'm riding with and we'll stick to them in there

And I forgot the other one was there double-fisted. Yeah, that's always that's always a little bit of an issue I think the most dangerous thing is that I've learned You know sometimes you're seeing friends or family or whatever it is and you know You might hug it up a little bit and you got to be real careful So when people Say like the pencil is a Stick or over the top. I mean you how long you've been rocking the pencil in the year. Yeah, I mean It's really just a good writing utensil. I mean, I'm not really sure what we're talking about

It's just other than the fact that it works. Yeah, so We've had the pencil for a long time being a engineer kind of background always use them and honestly It's something where I just I take notes all the time I notice by the way, you're you're doing such great football guys speech speak that you're saying we've had the pencil Just talking about yourself It's the collective team like everything about this is team is always the same kind of pencil by the way This is only gonna be pencil questions. Yeah, is it the same kind of pencil all the time? Do you have a go-to? We're definitely a ticonder over number two. I mean, that's our that's our standard ever VBA from that

You know, my kids have given me some pretty cool ones that I'll rock once in a while No, you don't want to be caught on camera where the spider-man? Yeah, well, not on game day Can you tell when the graphites a little too soft? We just it's the same. Yeah Yeah, I'm more of I used to be a barrel eagle pencil fan, but they're too bendy It's too many. I need I need a pencil with like a little bit of some You got to be one of those guys that was into the pencil break game Trying to like get the right pencil and have the right pin-tex were the best for those you bite the edges down turn it To like a shredder. Yeah, we get all day with his baseball

Pencil I want to compliment you make another comment about your appearance. You're rocking the hat forwards these days Is that like a professional is that like a cognizant thing? You're like, you know, I'm a head coach now I'm gonna turn the bill around. Yeah. No, just kind of just a hat really. Yeah. Yeah, the other thing is Sometimes it's forward. Sometimes it's backwards and we're going do you hear when I mean there was a whole thing last year about how you weren't dressing coach like and Maybe trying to be bella check. Do you listen to that stuff? You're like, I I'm literally just dressing how I've always I honestly probably wear the same exact thing every single day. I just got eight different versions of it Steve jobs right just kind of go to work. Yeah, so you're not copying bella check

You just your brain has been warped by him for so many years that you just look exactly, you know Wear the same things over and over. Yeah, I think I kind of got my own look So you're going into year two right now year one was probably like that must have been like a lot of stuff You find out on the job that you would not have been even prepared to know going into it What was like the biggest thing that you didn't know going into year one that now you're like making a change with for you, too I think You know, obviously there's a lot of things that you learn through the course of year one that you know You don't even anticipate as you're doing it

I'd say one of the more interesting things for me as I got here walked out to the practice field and You know, I'm trying to visualize how the fields are going to be set up and I'm looking at the space And I kind of turned and I said to the grounds guy said We're the goalpost and there was no goalpost and I was like do we have the sleeves? We're gonna we're gonna like no We just kind of roll the goalpost out and just kind of take them back on and I was like, okay, can we let's just start with goalpost Let's start there. So pretty important part right at the ground level We're just trying to get it all right and you know make sure we can go out there and practice

There's fans would probably hope for a few or go. Yeah, just get rid of them all together Yeah, you know, let's get to that because I am a Bears fan I have said some things about the Lions and you so let's get out in the open. Okay Last year I after you guys lost against the Jets. I think I said you lost the locker room Now I say that because it just sounds cool when you're like well I think you lost the locker room when you don't really have anything to say of Substance in the media business. You can always say you lost the locker room. So did you ever lose the locker room? Lock rooms downstairs in the same place

Okay, and then the other one I think you saw this clip Mike Florio when I was on with him on NBC Sports, he said Don't sleep on the Lions this year and I said you could sleep on the Lions every year and never wake up That's you know, that's good for us. We like that. Okay little motivation We're good. We're okay, you know the Bears the Packers. Yeah Vikings Obviously, just you know, we're trying to catch up. I think it's just fair that I got it out in the open No, we like to do this because we don't want to walk out of this interview And then you see that we said something in the past like oh these guys are too faced

Yeah, he kissed my butt. So I had I had a couple things And I don't think they're that bad no the first one You were all dressed up one day. I said I think you were wearing the black bowling shirt or the guiabara shirt It is nice, it's nice shirt, but I said I did say this Matt Patricia. It looks like a hot topic manager going to a funeral Mm-hmm. So please so I said that and then I at one point I also I said oh he uses a pencil on a laminated piece of paper What a total psychopath and then I also accused you of Faking the Hawaiian nuclear missile thing because you're a rocket scientist to throw Marcus Mario off before you beat him in the playoffs

It was that day. So just want to get that all in the open. Yeah, you guys feel better You feel better, I honestly We're good. Okay. All right. So the rocket science a scientist part of your you know education Do you think Elon Musk is a fraud? Wow, these are really in-depth questions. I'm just trying to make sure we got practice right for your probably haven't gotten that one So yeah, no, that's a good one That's really unlike the ones that you guys usually give me when you're sneaking into buildings trying to Come up with good questions to ask me. So yeah, haven't gotten that one yet. Let me let me get back to you

Okay, yeah, look look into it. Do you could you could you put a rocket in the air right now? Like do you have enough? Absolutely not. Okay There's no chance if I give you all the raw materials and lock you in a room with food water toilet for six months Could you build a missile? Can we get to the moon? Yeah, we're I'm just trying to make sure that we can get a first down We're focused on you say getting first down is rocket science. It's not rocket science. There we go. Yeah, it's football Is there like I assume you keep in touch with some of the people that you went to school with is there an element where they're like Hey, man, you're wasting your time. You're you know, you're an NFL coach. That's beneath you You should be bill you should be out here designing like Boeing planes that don't crash

Pretty much definitely not Kind of you lost me there for a second No, you know when I switched I got out of engineering. I left tried to get into coaching That's I think when I got the sideways looks a little bit of you know, what are we doing? But yeah, you know, we're okay So what was it about about coaching that like it's obviously like a much much different career path than The path that you could have gone down. What was it about coaching in particular that you were like, you know what? It's worth it for me to like follow my passion

Maybe take a few steps backward in terms of pay all that stuff. Like what was it that made you decide to go down that road? Yeah, good finally got a good question. Here we go. All right. We finally rolling on this thing You know what that is it's a great question I think you know for me do an engineering and play in college football obviously to very, you know small school But when the game's over it's over, you know, there's there's not like you can't go out and play it with your buddies And you know Saturdays we're not throwing the equipment on and having a game So, you know the aspect of the game that I missed the most is the camaraderie and the relationships and all that so Do an engineering a member just kind of that first fall that came around that was without football and the smell of the grass

And you know, you get that camp feeling you get a little bit of nervousness a little bit of excitement And then you just want to go out there and and go practice and I just knew I had to be back around it So I think at that moment. I really thought that You know, I'd be a lot happier just trying to help people and coach and teach the game Whether it was high school college professional, whatever it was You know, the relationships is what it's all about and build those relationships and hold on to them So it's something you just can't really get anywhere other than the game of football. That's a very good answer And I imagine you can correct me if I'm wrong

But when you join the Patriots coaching staff you join that you were an offensive assistant at first You're probably not doing a lot of that hands-on, you know Instructing all the time one-on-one with guys from what I know about the organization. They start you out You're doing data entry your log and film doing all this stuff What was it about like even though it wasn't a glamorous job at the time that made you say? Hey, I want to stick around because I know eventually like I'll get to that place where I'm working with guys You know, I don't I don't know if all of that is really accurate, you know to be honest with you I think when you go into a staff and you know, you're part of the coaching staff

You're doing a lot of things are you doing a lot of those type of you know breakdowns and you know data entry and you know Analytics part of it sure But you're out in the field grinding every single day. We're coaching. I was working with the offensive line at the time and You know just developing that relationship with those guys and You know for me it was just again It was another part of the path that I wanted to go along to try to be a coach and I was obviously at a great place and working for great people so You know, it was all I was all really good

But you know, you move on we're here and we're trying to do the same thing you're trying to develop coaches develop players Put everything together from that at this point from our culture and build it from the ground up in a foundation and That's the fun part right when you get to the kind of just start over and see what you can do Yeah, you you bring up a kind of a cool point. What's the difference between coaching players and coaching coaches? Yeah, it's a great question and really it's probably that's right. Yeah, you're good You're two for two. Yeah, so as long as we just go from where we started and you know Now I screwed up my question by complimenting my own question too much I'll say this one of the you know, the biggest things is obviously developing players

But you know, you do have to develop coaches and and I think as a head coach You coach the entire team. I think as a coordinator You send a lot of time coaching the coaches and the coaches coach the players, you know You're in the meeting rooms with them when you break out of the big sessions and go into those individual rooms And you're teaching fundamentals and techniques and all that so You just that's look doesn't matter. It's all about Trying to improve everybody and whatever their job is and and that's important and certainly you're trying to get better yourself So was that a hard transition?

Going from a coordinator to head coach and being like hey listen sometimes I can't just teach technique to a defensive lineman I have to step back and be like someone else got to do this I would say it's just it's an interesting transition You know, it's it's there's so many things that tug you in a lot of different directions that you may not be kind of in You know, then the ground level as much as you want to that's certainly interesting You definitely experienced a little bit of that when you kind of go from a position coach to a coordinator a little bit Because just there's different responsibilities, you know, so we've heard through the grapevine and also I think I've read stories where Belichick

Would help his assistants every year kind of give them maybe a little lesson on what it is like to be a head coach Do you remember one of those years where he either gave you a task or gave you a lesson like this is what's going to be different when You become a head coach, you know, coach and I had a lot of long conversations a lot of great conversations He's he's a great man. He's a he's a great friend and you know, he did a lot for me And I'm really thankful for that. So we'll just leave it at that. Is it is it weird? Oh, that was good Yeah, that was very Belichickian of you You're never gonna reveal the secrets was it is it tough though because I think the media is fascinated with Belichick's coaching tree and

Like you said your close friends of them He's taught you a lot But then to step outside of that shadow Do you feel that at all because you get it feels like every guy who leaves New England gets judged by Belichick stands Rightfully or not, you know, it definitely feels like that in the media. Sure. I mean Pretty much focused on just trying to get the Lions right so for me It's just all about the Detroit Lions and this community this fan base this ownership and this team and really what's what's awesome Is the fans here are unbelievable, you know when I see them out and I get a chance to say hello

They're so excited and it's just that's one of those things that you know Drives me back to work and make sure that I'm grinding away to try to do everything I can to get this right You should get a picture of Detroit Don and superfan and just like every day when you get in your truck I assume you drive a truck You just look at that picture and you're like it's for these guys. Do you know those guys? Well, I mean we got to get some posters up. Yeah, we got to get those two guys. Do you drive a truck? We're speculating that you drove like a Silverado Pick up truck. You know you drive the ATV. What car do you drive? You just crashed right there. You had two good ones

Yeah, yeah, no Fair that would be a Ford if you okay. Oh, okay. Yeah, you know, yeah, we're in Detroit the hand up That was that was a big mistake. So what do you drive a? Truck after 50. Yeah. Yeah, it would be awesome if you drove a Prius. You're like, sorry guys Really don't drive much pretty much sits out there. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, you signed Mike Daniels Congratulations, he said in his I think one of his first interviews He said he signed here because of you specifically he called you a genius How many extra millions of dollars did you pay him to have him say that?

You know, he's just he's a great guy, you know, he's he's coming in ready to work and we're excited to work with him So can't wait to get it going. Obviously a guy that I have tremendous respect for, you know He's a problem out there on the field and I'm glad he's on our side and Some of that I watch extensively, you know, you you watch players in the league and you know You go through week in week out and game plan and evaluate You know, you tend to look at guys. Wow, that would be a guy that you know We think we could do something with and work with but we got to see we'll get there How cold is too cold to not wear shorts? That's a good question. Yeah, the cold isn't really it's the wind cold

Cold doesn't bother me so much. The wind is that's that's bad. Okay, so Like 10 degrees, but no wind shorts. I think we're good shorts. Yeah, I think we're good Do you worry at all about? Sometimes people say bigger guys and it is big guy to big guy Bigger guys are the ones who wear shorts in the in the winter and we kind of get a bad rap for it. Got it I think have you lost weight though? I'm in the process. Yeah, I've been on the diet for three days. Yeah, you're doing good I see that it feels good Yeah, I'm just going to practice

Okay, I want to practice or whatever's comfortable. Yeah, I'm pretty much run into practice. Yeah, like I'm like, yeah Okay, I got my script. Let's get out there. Okay. Um, all right So Seeky question put in the promo code take you at $10 off go to a Lions game this year See Matt Patricia on the sidelines Seeky promo code take I want to play a little game. We are at the combine What would you ask us? We're too stud? We're doing a tandem interview. It's kind of weird. We're too stud prospects What's the what's the go-to question to figure out what we're made of sure? I think first question I'm going to ask you is what position you play? I'm actually ATH athlete, so you can put me anywhere great How about yourself? I'm an offensive weapon. Okay, perfect

So we're pretty good Do you have any go-to like Maybe ones that you've retired because we don't want to do any ones that you use now But any ones that you've used in the past that you're like, this is a good question that gets to yeah kind of to the bottom of it Not like are you a dog or a cat? Yeah? No, we're just just trying to get basic information Yeah, I feel like at that point your phone number you probably know as much as you need to know about a player You just like bring them in make sure you can look at the eye and that things are okay that he doesn't try to They're there on a job interview that's pretty much it's really not that exciting. Do you love watching film?

Absolutely, I could tell when you were talking about Mike Daniels a second ago that you got excited because you've seen him play on film Sure, probably game-planning against him and now you're like hell. Yeah, you get to be on our side Who is who's your favorite player to watch on film? My favorite player to watch on film This is a great question. There you go Jim Brown, okay That would definitely be you know Jim Otto. I was big Jim Otto fan grown up. I thought he was pretty cool With the double zero, okay

So just just love the game love all of it. There was a great I think it was I think it was called a crunch course back in the day in the in the 80s There was a great video that the NFL did that I think NFL films that do such a great job of capturing the game I think that was one of the one of the ones I remember Distinctly that just you fell in love with it and you fell in love with the game. Mm-hmm. What's the most amount of film? You've watched in one sitting. I Don't even think you can count that

We talk in 12 hours more I mean, there's usually something that comes up. You're not gonna sit there 12 hours straight But I mean within a day. I mean you're grinding or we're watching tape So when you're watching tape, what's your what's your setup like? You got a nice monitor. Do you have an Excel spreadsheet pulled up? What's what's your doc look like a lot of hot topic questions right here? I love this is the nitty-gritty. Yeah, no, we're smiling for real. Yeah, I would say in my office I think I have probably four monitors two televisions that I watch film off of her Just you constantly just kind of have everything up and in your role and so yeah

Do you think at some point the NFL do like 3d film where you put on the glasses? We might have a little bit of that going. Yeah, do you dream in film? I don't even know if I dream anymore. I think I just kind of blink and then I wake up and they just get going So that's a football guy answer. That's a big time football guy answer Were you were you concerned when there were the reports that hard knocks was going to be here this year? Again, I was just really trying to focus on the spring at that point. I think so It's my dog that started that rumor by the way. Yeah. Yeah, yeah It's interesting how your your dog spawned a lot of text messages to my phone, you know, there's a direct correlation there

Yeah, I'm sorry. He had he was acting on a hot tip. He's been disciplined. Yeah, I won't happen again I suspended him from Twitter for I think like a week, which is actually seven weeks in dog years Been off for a while So you were a defensive coordinator for the Patriots Tom Brady Would you say the way to beat Tom Brady is to pressure the quarterback? Yeah, so, you know, we had a good practice today. We got to a lot of early down situations here We're gonna get into some third down stuff. You have to love though. Come on I love whenever someone would be like back in it still happens, but like the key to beating the Patriots is sack the quarterback

I think the key to beating every team is to sack the quarterback I think the key to beating a team is, you know, the score. Yeah, you're gonna do that I know you're gonna score more points than the opponent. He's a math guy. Yep. Yeah, that is there's the math guys trying to What's what's the one thing that if you're at a practice at the end of the day? You're like today was a good practice as opposed to like a bad practice because a lot of times if I've gone to a training camp It kind of all looks the same to me But what are those details that you zero in on that make the difference? Okay, you've circled back. You've redeemed yourself You're back on a good question. There you go. It's good job

I would say for me as a you know as a coach as I watch all of it, you know I want to see obviously the pace the tempo The execution the communication and I want to see it all operating and working at a high level You know, we look at the game and we look at practice. There's just certain things that we you know That we can't live with that are gonna come up in the game if they happen that we'll lose So trying to eliminate those mistakes and just be able to go out and practice and put stuff on film that we can then take Into the classroom and teach off of that's the most important thing And when we kind of walk off the field feeling like I we can really learn from today. I think that's when you feel the best

I think the one thing I was told a while ago and it's probably true is When you when you're watching practice, I think when it's done, it's never as bad and it's never as good So, you know when you go back and look at the tape, you know, you probably maybe it was a bad practice It's probably a lot more good in there than you thought and you know If you thought it was a good practice or probably some things in there You got to get fixed. Yeah, just try to keep it even When we interviewed Doug Marone, he said he sometimes closes his eyes during training camp and listens to you know Like the pads and the helmets cracking. What's your favorite football sound? Yeah, that's a great. That's a great kind of you know

Moment I distinctly remember, you know early training camps in my career You know, there's different points of camp like rookies or early training camp whatever it is And then when the full team got back out there the the sound of the game It's awesome. It's you know, it's just it's everything that kind of just brings you back into that moment And when you get the pads, you know, and they're cracking out there and you know guys are Communicating yelling and screaming and getting you know, everything worked up. It's that's fun. Let's you know fire it up Let's go so you can probably tell the difference between a good practice and a bad practice by a lot of the sound because you're talking about tempo Yeah, it's good or bad, but you can tell definitely tell the difference

100% if you're you know, if you're trying to have a physical practice in it and you don't hear it It's probably you know, because they're not being physical and yeah, and that's something you got to work on. What's What is everyone wants to be aligned until it's time to do lion shit mean to you? That's a that's a good one right there. It's good saying. Yeah, it is. It's a great saying I don't think I can take credit for that. Okay, not at all. So Yeah, we're just trying to come to work every day and Because I feel like a mouse in a maze and every now and then I just run right into a wall Yeah

Give me a you give me an answer that's just football guy answer that I know I can't get it I got to turn around you keep going. Where am I going? Shocking yourself again and again trying to get the cheese one of these times. It's gonna work Here's an easier question do lions concern themselves with the opinions of sheep that's another great quote I'm gonna mess this up LeBron James actually. Yeah, I don't think it was so Good one. Do they do they concern themselves? You're gonna have to go ask out. Okay, go ask a lot I am asking a lion. Yeah, you're the head coach of the lion's. Yeah, okay

No, I cuz I had a motivational idea for you guys. It's a facility. Yes at the entrance There should be like a stuffed sheep and then when you walk past it Nobody's allowed to look at it. No, I can't because we don't concern ourselves with that Mm-hmm. It's like some coaches have the football on the wall that you hit every time, right? You just don't look at the sheep That's good. It works down the line. Somehow. I don't know what about a lion in a cage as well Kind of really get up there. We're definitely going down a path. Okay. Last question. Last question How was our posture in this interview? Uh posture was okay. Okay. Yeah, some slouching definitely some leg crossing. Okay, that was good

Yep, fidgeting drop the notepad the sunglasses inside, you know, it's your thing. It's like my pencil at school Yeah, you know, yeah, so I get it But you know just a little bit more maybe, you know on attention. Okay, I'll tell you what I dropped the notepad But I didn't pick it up because I felt like we were having such a good report You were unbreakable Right through that and you know 100% didn't let that break your strike. All right last last question for me How long would two guys like us last in Matt Patricia's? coaching staff

Yes, that is a good one. How long have you been in the building like 35 minutes probably? Yeah, we're about we've had can we take some more of those diet coke Already Okay, we're good at ordering dinner. We could do that. Yeah. Hey anything I'm you know, that happens to be one of my favorite things. So I mean you guys there's value there, right? There's value. So you just have that value to the team even you're like do your job We're like our job is to order the pizza. There you go. Done. That's what we gotta. Yeah My last last question there was that famous picture of last year's practice when you guys were outside in the snow

Which I enjoyed you like practicing outside more than you practice inside Even if you're playing an inside game, is that is there like something more that you can teach outside? There's a practice Does it sink in more if you're outdoors as opposed to inside? Yeah, I mean I think I just love being outside most of the time in my world. It's 70 and fluorescent So I don't really get out there that much unless we're in practice and I think you know We can go out there and practice safely There's a lot that goes into it about being on the grass as opposed to the turf and you know, certainly it

I think that point the year we still had to out to our games That definitely could have been pretty severe weather So just took a good opportunity to practice in it before we got in it for the first time and didn't know how to respond But I think we've moved on from all that. I think we're we're good just trying to practice. Okay. All right All right, what's your record this year guaranteed? Yeah, guaranteed right now is oh, no, so yeah, that's where we are Trying to go one and oh, I mean, I'm trying to win tomorrow I'm trying to win the rest of this interview. Yeah, you're good. You're good. I think I think I just did I think we're good. Okay. You can take that. All right. Get better every day

Yeah, I appreciate it do better with what what did you would you hurt? We have a we have a foot injury. We a lower body injury I like it. Yeah, don't let the opponents know what you have. There's no weakness. Yeah. It's just something Something got you to the doctor Grudgingly I assume definitely. Yeah, there's no way you went there because you wanted to and then you came out with a cast And you don't know woke up a couple hours later and it was a cast and you know It just can't put any weight. I'm shocked that you didn't go with the light color cast and have everyone sign it You seem like that type of guy. Yeah, I think a couple players were trying to sign it as I was rolling through I had to kind of go a little faster so they couldn't you know autograph it. Yeah. Yeah. All right coach

Thank you so much. Yeah, it's been a ton of fun. Seriously. We I could do this forever because Go running into the wall is very very funny. Yeah, I don't know why reporters complain about it. Honestly. Yeah Yeah, yeah, just you got you keep firing questions until you get one good one And then the other ones are just gonna suck and you're gonna give us the you know the road answer Yeah, yeah, we'll wear you down eventually. Yeah when by you Well, hopefully you guys can come back and maybe it's not to start a training camp. We'll get a little bit more time It's a little bit less lax. Yeah, got you. Okay. Fair fair for the Super Bowl Yeah, come back when you guys are in Super Bowl like you get earlier. Yeah

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Yeah, John Gruden was looking at houses in Knoxville last year. That's true. Yeah, you always gotta throw that out there Are you just a little bit worried that this is last year? It's kind of weird. No Just restructured his contract and he has like a thousand houses him and just oh yeah good point He's just probably moving to all the real estate. He owns and everybody else's brain. Mmm. Wow Including including both of you got him got him. So you know what? No, you you I wish like one day I'll make a compilation of every single time you guys have been like here's a story about Tom Brady We are show. Yeah, but you guys want you guys want him to regress more than anyone's I don't know Busted coverage gets on the beat. You gotta notice

The bus is covered by the way the preeminent real estate celebrity site that and yeah Like somebody that they're maybe possibly dating or dated in college. Yes, they'll get the bikini Okay, you're not nervous this house. I saw the pictures are insane. Yeah, now We're we look at the inside of the house. I feel like all the pictures Well, there was an inside of the guest house, which was nicer than any other house I've ever been So that was just the guest house. So you're not nervous at all. Zero percent. Okay percent. All right, good to know I just think it's interesting that he's selling his house That's a weird process to go through as you're in the middle of a season stressful about to get started with a season

He's gonna have to do like, oh, hey Tom on Thursday. We have some clients. Can you clean up the house? Yeah, he's gonna get that email Tom. You left out all your weird avocados. Can you put them away Tom? There's a lot of flies in the kitchen. Can you make sure you put down the seat on all the toilets because that's a real estate trick That kind of stuff he's definitely a urinal in that house Probably dude, shout out about it. Shout out. You're the one that's in there. You can't hit a wall Shout out coach Dana urinal in his house. Remember. Yep. By the way, I'm gonna put this on the AWOs to remind us Week two of college football Friday night on ESPN Houston versus Washington State. We got to get coach Dana and Mike Leach on before that

Okay, so remind us because we're gonna forget also Monday remind us. Yeah, the yeah the week before it's coming up We'll get them both on also. I'd like to make make a quick announcement here. This is a verbal notes app Okay, so this I'm saying this out loud in the notes app. Okay from PFT commenter I'm sorry Alison Brie did not put a flute into her pussy that Alison Brie was a different actress. It looks like so Sorry, how I met so sorry about that. Okay. All right. Well, I regret to inform you. I was incorrect So we fix it. We always we always fix our mistakes Next up I will work non-stop to be better at determining which celebrities have made jokes about their pussies

Next up we have a way to stay relevant baseball. It's players weekend and they have the new jerseys and last year there were fun weird colors nicknames they put the nicknames on the back this year all black-and-white mm-hmm straight black-and-white I Actually think this is a genius move by baseball. They're heinous the jerseys whoo, but Genius move to get everyone to talk about them. Yeah genius move Also, it's probably the most fixable mistake of all time Yeah, so like they can act like they're being the Adam Silver now where people can get mad about them And they can instantly be like, okay, here's our new version and they just add in like colors on the letters

Yeah, like yeah, so they can save it piping. Yeah They can they can on the sleeves they can save it real quick, but I There's an element that I kind of like well color. That's what you like color rush I like anything that's all one color and sometimes colors on baseball jerseys just look like the Devil's Instagram filter problem. I have with it is that if you don't have black or white in your team colors It's just weird to wear a completely different color than your team colors. That part is weird to me They should make the white socks just get dressed up in like bright pink. Yeah, just something totally totally You know what? I mean, I do you're the Oakland A's and you're wearing all white jerseys

Like what are all black jerseys? They might have the piping like I said in the hat But like all black jerseys like what's going on here or the rays are wearing all black jerseys You don't have that anywhere in your colors. Yeah, I agree. I think that it is Kind of gross to look at at first You they look like alternate jerseys that you can only find to buy in like San Francisco, right like Oakland Yeah, I picture that as like I've seen so many 49ers jerseys. They're just all blacked out Right, that's what I imagine and now they will get some buzz when they take the field on players weekend And everyone's like what the fuck is going on? This is real so good good on you baseball staying relevant

Also shout out to Max Scherzer. You know how they're letting you put your like whatever name you want on the back of your jersey He's going his brown eye nice. Yeah, that's kind of fucked up to his blue eye. Yeah, but brown eye. Yeah, that is good All right. Yeah, no, I get it. Talk about any and write the dugout. Yeah, there you go All right, we have a even a blind pig finds an acorn new new segment The Redskins are doing something correct somehow somehow some way well No, I know how because makes Dan Snyder money They're gonna figure out a way to screw it up pretty quickly, but yeah, they're offering live in-game betting Yeah on their first preseason game

But it's not like betting in the traditional sense where you can put up 50 bucks and then get 50 bucks back or whatever instantly It's like whoever picks the most plays correctly during this quarter will get $1,000. Okay, but this is this is so perfectly Dan Snyder is it not that like the world's finally collided where the only the move right now is to embrace gambling And it also will make Dan Snyder even richer than he is so he can finally have one correct move But he's so dumb that he's gonna screw it up I he probably actually believes that because his team is named the Redskins. He's allowed to operate a casino Definitely, definitely. I think he believes that like in the quarter federal law. Yes, he'll be fine in the long run. Yes. Yes He absolutely. All right, let's wrap up with guys on ghouls Aaron

You want to come in here and let us know what we found? So we have the guys and girls from supernatural investigation crew SIC in the shadows. They've been searching for ghosts this entire time You guys found something So is it going off right now? This is the anley talking. Yeah, so some of it is kind of triggering right now On both corners of the bed and also the center of the bed We've also got a little bit of activity going there when you say triggering

What does that mean? Are these snowflakes? Are they protesting online or protesting our presence? No, so it's actually equipment that we have so one of it is an electroscope It's done by parentologies and basically it measures static energy and picks up on high levels of it So unless you're physically touching this thing or moving your hand right above it It shouldn't be picking up anything. It shouldn't be lighting up. No, what were the questions you were asking? We were silently asking questions. Yes So I was asking questions like if there's anybody here if there's anybody that wants to communicate If anybody is going to be staying in this room later, and it popped up. Yeah, what did they say?

That's when you asked is anybody gonna be staying in this room later. Were they like definitely? Yeah, it was like a very solid green Or a girl's voice. I didn't hear the voice, but good luck. Let us know Damn, I mean we're joking, but like we're I'm actually serious Yeah, so we probably have the same ghost now in your so a little backstory you guys have been doing this for how long I've been doing it probably for a good couple of years now Aaron. How long have you been doing it? To Aaron's been doing it for 20 now. What is like the wildest ghost that you've found? Oh God Because I believe there's been some really really crazy ones. There's been all the legal abortion doctor ghost

So okay ghost was it it was an abortion doctor, so he was like a regular medical practitioner by day But by night he was giving Whoa That's so now we're talking about like fetus ghosts No, no, we didn't pick up on fetus But it was his head Of the house where it was his office. Oh my god, so Can I so can I hold one of these instruments? So this is the instrument that I asked questions. Yeah, I'm greener red

Oh, oh, it's lighting green well because you asked is this the instrument that I you're right You're right. Good call off to a good start Is there a ghost in here wait what I gotta I gotta hold it? Okay? It's okay, so you're here dude you're here Wait, it's right It's right here. Look at it. I'm going like this. Yeah, it's off. Hey ghost. He's literally No, but he's sit no Bubba move away He's sitting right next to me. He's sitting right here. The ghost is right here a question. What's your name?

Oh, I know you can have to do yes or no is LeBron James the goat No, is Michael Jordan the goat? Oh Kobe yeah I was Michael Jordan he thought Kobe should have been higher on that list is PFT five nine Yes solid route out to the ghost can't see height though I know they can feel they can feel everything they feel my energy, okay? I got five nine energy even if I don't have this instrument tells us where the ghosts are then you also have this

Explain this to the people who are listening Some people are watching but most people are in the tables of 360. It's a lot like this right here But it'll actually go with movement around so we were in a jail in Indiana one time And we put it between two cells and we asked the spirit Do you go from one cell to the other and it literally lit half a horseshoe around where it looked like it walked out one cell Right into the other cell That's crazy. All right. I think it's a little bit. It might be a little harder to hear It's kind of annoying in a way. Okay, so it reverses radio frequencies. So like AM FM like stations

Really fast scans. I'm at a really fast rate and you're not supposed to really understand anything So if you pick up any words on it that could be someone trying to communicate with you Especially if it's anything like a curse word because of FCC regulations. Oh, right So this is finding ghosts Ghosts you can cast on this podcast fuck fuck This is crazy, I like it. Yeah, I'm gonna mic it up dark room Late at night. So what will what what should we be looking for if the ghosts show up? Flipping out

Well, it depends. This location is known for a lot of like static play That's a ghost talking that's a ghost talking Whoa I believe this shit so much Oh, I heard something there At least you got a chick, Hank This is crazy we make sure you get this this side of it so twitch. Yeah, so Bubba can get that The poltercom. I mean, there's a ghost talking

I mean these are answers There's someone trying to talk to us This is wild So normally on stuff like this, it's kind of hard to hear with the naked ear right off the bat Yeah, so on this you'll record you will play back a lot of times And then when you play it back unless the audio back you can normally hear it pretty clear So you've been able to do that where you've been able to hear a ghost You'll hear you like oh, I think it said Mike or something

You hear it We can turn it off. We can turn it off now. Okay that that I mean that thing was talking That thing was talking So so you play that back and you can hear like people actually speaking? Yeah, so right off the bat like he said it's really really hard to decipher it comes so quickly so fast So we'll take it home. We'll slow it down We'll listen with some really great headphones and we'll try and decipher it a little bit clearer No, we're doing location is we'll take a device like this or a spirit box

We'll we'll put them on headphones and blindfold people and we'll sit them in a chair And so now they can't hear you or can't see you and we'll ask questions And then the person with the headphones is listening to this white noise and the radio And the minute they hear a voice or anything they spit out whatever it's set and a lot of times We'll answer the questions. We're asking talking through They don't know where we're asking questions. They can't go through the body. Yeah now Can you can you tell the difference between like a happy benevolent ghost and like an angry ghost? How can you tell that what do we have here the voice? I mean, you'll you'll get some real deep voices sometimes

We're like, okay, we're gonna step away for a minute. So this ghost in your expert opinion, would you say it sounds like it's Party Hank. Are you nervous? It's twins Hank your dream. I'm just gonna I'm gonna we're gonna leave and I'm gonna pretend like this never happened Okay, so you do know that I'm gonna have to come and listen to this back probably and you believe that there are ghosts here Oh, yeah, yeah, a hundred percent ghosts. So I like when you go somewhere Great this compared to your other places. You've gone like this is a pretty active place or medium It is with some of the reports especially from people that are self-claimed skeptics. I'd say yeah, this is a very active place There's a lot of history is there any recommendation of what you can do Like if Hank encounters the spirit tonight or something unusual happens while he's trying to sleep

Is there a way he can tell the spirit like I'm okay. I don't fear you. Please don't hurt me Hank has trouble with that sometimes I'm not sure where you're gonna get holy water at Lake Midnight, but you can give it a shot. I'm a minister. I'm a minister I Will bless oh Okay, Hank tell you what I'm gonna bless. I don't want your blessing this coffee. I don't want it I now would consecrate this coffee water. So what are you? Last question. Do we have any questions from the people? All right?

So I asked a couple questions from the people sub-pmT boys Could you ask this ghost hunting fellow if he's ever been attacked by slash possessed by slash interact with a ghost or their most chilling Interaction with a paranormal being can we have a like another slash in that? Yeah, that's our listeners So I don't think I've ever been necessarily like attacked by anything I've gotten some very negative energy thrown on me That's been very draining. You think I've been attacked bar. I don't know if I'd call it an attack Wait, that sounds like what say what that is. Well, we're at Hills Bar Dam in um, was it Chattanooga Chattanooga, Tennessee? And it's an old like damn right on the Tennessee River and energy is crazy there

And she there's tunnels that you have to get into to get into this dam. It's really weird She was in one of the tunnels doing the headphone experiment in the blindfold No, I mean you want some dark stuff that started coming through. We have it's on our YouTube page. Okay? Yeah, check out their YouTube page supernatural Investigation crew SIC in the shadows next question Hank do ghost sleep like why do they only come out at certain times of the day? What else could they be doing? So there's a lot of theories So we've actually seen activity during the day sometimes we'll have more activity at certain locations during the day than we would at night

It kind of depends on the energy of the building I don't think they sleep. I don't think they sleep. I think they do run off of energy though So if there's not a lot of people around or not a lot going on you're not as likely to see as frequent hauntings Yeah, a lot of your calming common hauntings you give residual energy So it's something like you do the same thing every single day like you get up at eight o'clock shower go to work So this goes after it's it's gone. It's still doing the same exact thing So it's getting up. It's going to shower. It's going to work. So it's like residual So that's when you'll get it like sometimes in hot spots at certain times in the morning or at night or something like that

Because they're still doing the same exact thing because they're probably stuck. They don't know where they don't know their dad yet They're stuck and I've wondered about that like if ghosts When you're not around them if they just like kind of fade away for a while And then the the energy of having other people around kind of brings them back up Oh, yeah, I mean that and then we'll also see like overload. So if there's too many people too much We'll see kind of less activity. It's like they shy away from it Yeah, so if you live in a house and a ghost like comes out at 11 p.m. Every night like that goes probably jerking off That's what you did 11 p.m. When he was alive and I could be I'm just saying like that's the thing you got to think about now

That's a very specific time to name Like of cats like cats they they'll be around if they're one person is around but if you have a party They'll go hide in like their little corner Okay, all right next question Hank. Oh, why do only human ghosts haunt the living? Why do we not see animal ghosts haunt their murderers? So we do see animal ghosts though Yeah, there's a theater that we go to every year in Milwaukee, Illinois called the Genesee theater And one of their biggest hauntings is a dog. No way There's an old 1900s theater and back in the day. They used to have show dogs

So during the old shows the vaudeville and stuff. They have dogs in them. They keep them chained up downstairs So they still have like hooks where the dogs would be chained up down there Under the stage you'll hear barking and everything else That's sad, that's really sad. What is it? Could a fish? Hypothetically like if somebody actually accidentally murdered a fish or whatever could a fish have a ghost could be just hope you didn't flush it down The toilet. No, we didn't know we buried it and can't know how yeah Yeah, I didn't put it in our freezer Then flushed it. Yeah, we flushed a couple of them. We're not we're not fish killers

We've had many fish, but we're not fish killer What is the difference between ghost ghouls and spirits good question? So Do you want that one? Okay, so ghouls are typically gonna be a lot more Malevolent energy something a lot more negative. You can also kind of put that into like the string of something that has The characteristics of being demonic, but not necessarily within that range It could have been human at one point, but now it's more poltergeisty. That's a word. That's only a word now Anyways, ghosts are gonna be human spirits So spirits and ghosts are kind of an interchangeable term I'd say

But they're gonna be something that's like a residual haunting Got it. Okay. Okay. So watch out for ghouls. Yes. Okay. All right last one are they're good hauntings Or are they always bad or is it ultimately all about the perspective of the haunted? There's good one. There's definitely Yeah, there's one of my biggest one my biggest interactions I've ever had with a spirit with my grandfather So I think a lot of them are lost loved ones that might be hanging around guardian angels type thing is what I think a lot of the spirits are hauntings just has like a negative connotation to the terms when you die you won't go where you're most happy

I mean, that's why you have a lot of energy at like theaters and just happy places because that's where you're happy when you live And why aren't you gonna be happy when you're dead there? So, I mean a lot of people I mean you'll get a lot of happy stuff Now if your ghost adventures everything's negative and demons and they send Aaron running everywhere, but right? I mean, that's it's not like what Hollywood did to sharks. They're going to go. Yeah, I know scared them Yeah, in a way. I mean they feed off the the demon aspect of things and so it a lot of hauntings that we see We try to deal with our happy. They're happy where they are They're content where they where they are they're either in their home or somewhere and they're like just leave us alone

We're chill. Okay, so to sum up Check them out. They are the supernatural investigation crew SIC in the shadows Aaron and Anley if you're in the Midwest They're located northeast Illinois, but if you're in the Midwest, you think you got a ghost. They'll come out And there are definitely ghosts in this room, right? confirmed And thank you guys, this was awesome appreciate it. Yeah, love you guys Hey Oh

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