Pardon My Take - Lions Head Coach Dan Campbell To Start Grit Week 2023, Mt Rushmore Of Best Recurring Guests + Monday Reading
Episode Date: July 31, 2023Grit Week 2023 is here and the boys are ready to roll. We start in Buffalo after a great meal at Wingnutz. Jim Irsay vs Jonathan Taylor, Aaron Rodgers defends Nathaniel Hackett, Shohei Ohtani makes us... look dumb and more (00:00:00-00:30:49). Who’s back of the week including aliens and Billy (00:30:49-00:48:09). Lions Head Coach Dan Campbell joins the show to talk about Grit, the climb the Lions are on, running hot, burying football tape, smashing things in his first NFL interview, and talking about football until we cry (00:48:09-01:18:24). Mt Rushmore of recurring guests was a very bad idea but we did it any (01:18:24-01:41:16). Random name generator to decide who has to shave their face plus Monday Reading (01:41:16-01:50:55).You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake
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On today's part of my take, it is Grit Week 2023, our eighth Grit Week.
We're starting in Buffalo. We're doing a, we're moving Max and memes from New York to Chicago.
Buffalo we're doing a we're moving Max and memes from New York to Chicago.
Old school grit week like the first one, Rust Belt grit week.
And we have a great show for you. We have Dan Campbell, head coach of the Troy Lions.
Awesome interview.
Mr. grit.
He is Mr.
grit.
One of those interviews that we just came out of being like, I could talk to
that guy forever.
He just pumps you up.
Slight spoiler alert, we might have made him cry.
So that was a moment.
Football might have made him cry.
Football might have made him cry.
We're gonna do what could be the most contentious Mount Rushmore
that we've ever done, not just for us in this room,
for a lot of people.
For the people we're talking about
and for the AWLs voting on it, it is the Mount Rushmore of recurring guests on part in my
take. I'm excited. The meanest thing we've done. Yes. So and then we're going to
talk football, who's back the week and we have a Monday reading great show to
start off. Grit week. It is brought to you by our favorite sponsor. Welcome to
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Looks awesome. People were saying Billy, there's a lot of red in that logo on the on the grit
week bus. So vindication. Billy thought these were CGI blue mountains. Oh, these
mountains are so, they're so blue. They're so blue. They're so blue.
They're so, so, so, so blue in the logos. Very red. Very red. If I was green, I was die. They're so good. The red makes the blue more blue. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's
true. That's fair. Without the red, there can't be blue. Well, no, it's like an assist,
like the star player is still the blue. Yeah. Verbal meme. The blue is doing the like
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Let's go. And there's a lot of sun, up to me, down On the walls, every night to walk you
No blister, hang out the washing
And you can blame me, all I'm with sun
But I know it, I know I'm fine too
And let's take off on you
And if we're taking high-yah
I know I can't do it, I know
Take off the bus, mind too
And let's take off on that street
It's part of my take because anybody brought to the supports.
Welcome to part in my take.
Today is Monday, July 31st, and more importantly, welcome to Grit Week, presented by Kors Light.
It's Grit Week, boys.
We're here.
That's the Gritty version of Electric Avenue, you just listened.
Yeah. It comes but once a year, and we're in Buffalo, the gritty version of electric avenue. You just listen. Yeah. It comes
but once a year and we're in Buffalo, the grittiest city ever. Yeah. That was a, that was a hank
forgot to tell max. That's grit week. That's grit week. Max. We don't give you the
other directions on grit week. Yeah. Just do do the job. We just know. Yeah. Exactly. We put our
hard hat on and we fucking roll. Yeah. I love Buffalo. I love wing nuts.
I saw some people complaining that we're in Buffalo again.
We had to come back to Buffalo to see Ed and Alicia.
We have a great video with them.
And we're also moving Max and memes literally from New York to Chicago.
They have stuff on the RV.
It's a it's a throwback grit week.
Russ Bell. How did how did wing nuts hit for you?
Because I'm happy to announce that it hits the same.
I opened up the new restaurant.
We had the first meal ever eaten at the restaurant.
It's not officially open for another 10 days or so.
Yeah, August 9th, big day.
And the friars on.
It's fantastic.
Yeah, no, August 9th, they're fifth year anniversary.
Fifth year anniversary.
Yeah, I think they're opening on August 10th.
Yes.
The day after the big day.
The day after the big day. The day after the big day.
So, grit week, we're here.
Ready to go.
Feeling good.
Everyone feel good?
I'm fired up.
I'm a shower.
You're so fired up.
You were complaining about how early we had to wake up tomorrow.
No, no.
False.
That's all fact.
I took a shower, got some nice shampoo, soup,
and I got out of the shower.
I was like, I'm ready to go.
I'm more worried because I'm so fired up.
I'm not going to be able to sleep.
That's my concern.
Oh, okay.
Interesting.
So fired up.
And we have the finale of the Billy football story arc.
Billy, you're here.
I have no idea where we're going this week.
I have just, I said it twice.
Yeah, and we've also, I think,
been talking about it for the last two months.
Yeah, but I still don't, like,
I don't really listen here.
Yeah, yeah.
But it's hard. I think we're going next. Russ belt. Oh, there we go. What's in the
Russ belt? All the rust. Where do you think that we're stopping tomorrow? I think we're going to train
camp. Yeah. But after that, not really sure. Yes. This is, yeah, this is the actual, it's a
microcosm of the Billy football greater story.
Just along for the ride.
Yeah, here he is, folks.
So we got a great show for you, Dan.
Camel, coming up, Jake was just finishing the NV 5 corn fairy tour.
So he will be joining us tomorrow.
We actually should call him.
Should we call him?
Yeah, see how we did.
I want to hear where he came up with the closing line.
It is the Crow show. It is the Crow show. Let's see.
All right, so we're going to call Jake real quick.
Let's get it. I mean, I'm always being reported.
Oh, good point.
Mm-hmm.
Jay stuff.
He probably knows.
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I thought the entire team did a really good job.
I think for everyone's first golf broadcast,
I was really happy with how it all went.
It's a really fun sport to call.
Especially down the stretch,
the drama just building up those last 30 minutes,
two playoff holes.
I was really happy with how everything went.
Hey, PFT commenter from part of my take sports podcast,
personal sports. It's really seemed like you and Kirk got into a nice,
little camaraderie at the end, the, uh, the tension kind of melted away.
How would you say your relationship developed?
Yeah, I mean, he's just not a nice person.
One of the cameras are only that I mean, it's shattering news.
Like you admit that to that's just who he is. And I've accepted that, but I'm proud of myself for not letting
him walk all over me, and I had to push back.
Yeah, I think he respected you because you, you, like, you, yeah, yeah, that was a great
back and forth. The tension was great. Uh, yeah, the whole thing was, was incredible. Now,
anything we wish we had back.
Shot of the lifetime.
What? Huh? Anything you wish you had back.
The shot at your lifetime.
The guy lost it.
I mean, he went, he got there in two.
What are you talking about?
What are you talking about?
Patrick Fishburn.
Yeah.
Got there in two.
Yeah.
He hit a green and registered in regulation. Oh, okay. So was he, how close was he?
Think like 20 feet. Oh, wow. That's a shot of a lifetime. Hey, Jake, uh,
PFT, uh, part of the TX Sports podcast. Is that the only time you think that guy
has ever reached a par five and two? No, but I did he win.
Wait, did he win? No, we're in the other guy's son,
a birdie, but that's bad when you lose with a shot of a lifetime.
And you're round.
No, I thought that was the only one.
That was the only one, Jake, where I was like shot of a lifetime.
It was tough when he lost that playoff.
I think, yeah, but I think I nailed his equal put to tie it.
Oh, after he reached the green and one under regulation,
the whole work.
Oh, he'd only done that before.
It was actually the whole before.
Wait, he had hit an eagle on this hole,
and then you gave him a shot of a lifetime.
Yeah, because the other guy was lying off,
it seemed like he was over at that point.
Jake, we honestly think you did a very good job.
You did a great job, Jake.
You did a great job.
I have one last question.
Billy has the mic solo tonight for Mount Rushmore.
Mount Rushmore of recurring guests. How much do you trust Billy and have you guys discuss
what your picks will be?
I sent in 12 guys just off the top of the line.
Oh, guys. Oh, wow. 12, 12 recurring guests that I think could be in the running. I'm
giving you an empty. So it's Billy's got the ball tonight.
I hope he can deliver it and we'll see.
I hope he can give you a shot of a lifetime.
Guys is gender neutral.
God, I really wasn't thinking much about it now, I'm going to.
Oh yeah, no, you should, it was, yeah.
Yeah.
You did a great job, Jake.
Jake, here was my test,
was if we would give a regular announcer shit for that and we would.
So it's only fair, but you were great otherwise.
So it's not, yeah.
I can't be perfect.
I definitely.
Right.
It didn't ruin the rest of broadcast, but that was a moment where the minute it happened,
I was like, I'm going to have to give him shit about this.
Yeah.
You know, I think I was ready for the, for the biggest moment was the show.
I thought I'd help you.
You did. You did. I think I was ready for the biggest moment was the crow show. I thought I'd help you did
You did
Yeah, like if I if I could go 90% I'll take it. Yeah, yeah
All right, well, we'll see you tomorrow Jake had safe flight and we're gonna we're gonna we're gonna find a way to get winged not to get okay
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Amazing, okay, I'll see you
Okay, okay, see you Jake love you love you. Oh, amazing. Okay. I'll see you tomorrow. Okay. Okay.
Okay.
See you, Jake.
Love you.
Love you too.
Oh, thank you.
The shot of lifetime was tough.
I mean, you just ruined his night.
Maybe a little.
It might have been a sharp one.
We don't know for a hit perspective.
Oh, he did a great job.
He was fantastic.
Again, I think that that's actually a step.
We can't, we can't just go kid gloves.
We would, if Tony Romo had said that,
if, you know, Jim Nance said,
in a game that they lose.
Right.
If Jim Nance said it,
we would have had fun with it.
That doesn't mean Jim Nance is a bad announcer.
He's a good shot.
It was a good shot.
It was a very good shot.
It was a shot of his last 10 minutes.
Yeah, exactly. And actually the pot that the other guy made was a bigger shot on that.
Maybe more impressive. Yeah. Yeah. But either way, great great job by the whole broadcast
crew. I thought the Kirk Jake, uh, tension was hilarious. Um, riggs, Frankie, Dan, Francis,
trying everyone, everyone behind the scenes. So yeah. good job. That's where Jake is. All right.
What else we got to talk about before we get into the rest of Great Week talk. Oh, Robert
and Jim. Hmm. Are now excuse me not Robert Jonathan Taylor. Jonathan. John Robert Eward.
RIP. RIP Robert Trailer. Robert Trailer. They tried to track your trailer. Yeah.
Jim Urse has been on one for the last 48 hours.
And so him and Jonathan Taylor are,
they're going at it,
started with beef over running backs, not being paid well.
Jonathan Taylor's up next to get paid.
And apparently Jim Urse had a one-on-one meeting
with him on Saturday.
And Urse left the meeting saying,
if I die tonight and Jonathan Taylor is out of the league, no one's going to miss us.
The league goes on.
We know that the national football league rolls on fast forward 24 hours.
Jonathan Taylor is not showing up to camp.
He's complaining of back pain.
The cult say that's a preexisting injury has nothing to do with football.
We're thinking about now putting you on the non football injury list.
And this is after Jonathan Taylor has requested a trade.
So they're playing a little game of chicken.
They would not have to pay him this year.
And he would not complete his rookie contract.
Yep.
If they put him on this non-football injury
because he got hurt back in training in Arizona solo.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So basically, he had this meeting with Jim Orsay,
Orsay pretty much told him,
no one cares about you.
Let's focus on you showing up to work this year
and just remember the league's bigger than you.
Jim Orsay is not entirely wrong
that that's how kind of the league looks at all their players
where everybody's replaceable except for maybe two
or three guys in the entire league.
Yeah.
So he's not entirely wrong about that.
Maybe a little bit too honest.
It was, it was one of those quotes that probably didn't need to be said, but it's factual.
Yeah.
Like his point is, the NFL is bigger than everyone.
There is no one person, himself included, Jim Urse included, that could slow down what
this thing does. It's just a very
like nihilistic, you know, kind of like damn, this whole world's gonna.
That's the perspective you get after doing like 30 years of hard psychedelic drugs.
Yeah. Aaron Rodgers would listen to Mr. Ersa and be like, yeah, no, he's right.
Isn't that a, uh, uh, uh, trail withers, uh, uh uh, uh, tweet that he's, she's gonna spend the whole rest of her life
not thinking about me or something like that.
Like, like, yeah, like that's kind of what it is.
Yeah. Like, oh, damn. Yeah.
It's true. So, so, so Taylor demanded a trade afterwards.
And then the cults now have them on a technicality,
basically saying you better actually play for us.
We're not gonna trade you balls in your court right now.
He will play. Yes.
I think he will come and play. Uh, uh, it does suck because it's, I mean, it just goes going to trade you balls in your court right now. He will play. Yes. I think he will come and play.
It does suck because it's, I mean, it just goes back to the same conversation we had
like four times.
It sucks the running backs.
Yeah.
And it sucks, especially if you get hurt outside of the football facility and they can pull
this technicality on you.
Jim Merse, though, the best part was because he had that quote, people were just retweeting
old Jim Merseys tweets.
Mm-hmm. And he's got some bangers. Oh, people were just retweeting old Jim Urcei tweets.
And he's got some bangers.
Oh, 2011 was just Jim Urcei just shooting from the head.
I think he said like vice president Joe Biden's six foot seven tallest vice president ever.
That's his version of the Terry Rosier tweet.
The Obama.
Oh, here we go.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Joe Biden, Thomas L. Yeah.
He should have hooped and said, try and kill people.
I screen shot it a couple.
These are all from 2011, 2012.
He said, there ain't much to country living sweat, piss,
jizz and blood.
Sweet home album of play that dead band song.
It's a word of diva.
Yep.
I'm a sweet and tender hooligan.
Time is short.
There's so a lot of lyrics mixed in.
Time is short.
And the days are sweet and passion rules that arrow the flies. You're weed one. There's purple juice purple berries purple drink. These are all different things
He's in Miami playing angry birds in hotel room one of them suckers hopped out of my phone and bit my dog
Howard right in the ass too much caffeine
Yeah, that was not a war in Zeevon's cool. No, that one was also Ursa at the start training camp today. Do you see him on the golf cart?
He was driving out of the practice field and there's this guy that's in the stands that yells at him,
Jim, I never win one of your Twitter giveaways. And so Ursa in an all-time power move, he's got an envelope with him and he reaches out from the golf
cart to a security guard that's there. He's like, here I can't stop the car but you give this
to him. Hands the guy an envelope, walks up to the dude in the stands, hands him that envelope,
and the guy looks at, he's like, oh my god, Jim Erse just gave me $2,000.
And then he starts going through, he's like, and he autographed it. What a fucking flex.
Jim Erse autographs money.
Do you say, I mean, if it's a hundred dollar bill
and it's Jim Orsay, you could say that's game worn.
For him?
Yeah, game used, merchandise.
And so he doesn't autograph,
and he signs it right on Ben Franklin's face,
hands it to the guy.
If I were a billionaire like Jim Orsay,
I would do that all the time.
Yeah, I should be handing people racks.
You do that once every day.
You give away $2,000, once a day.
Just so bad.
And then everyone's like, wow, this guy's basically
a philanthropist.
Just make someone's day,
then you $2,000 is nothing in Jim Mercy.
It's everything to someone else.
Yep.
My buddy's a caddy down Florida,
and whenever Jim Mercy goes to the course,
he has like three racks for everybody,
and just hands him a hand.
Yeah, that's what I do.
I would tip, I would tip double like the bill on every big meal.
I'd tip, you know, caddies, everything.
It's just awesome.
Tip everybody, everyone you come across.
Why not?
Here's a tip, here's a tip, here's a tip.
Here's a tip, here's a tip.
Be like, that's seeing good fellows,
where they're walking in the back of the coat of a cabana.
Just rip and shit off for people.
He carries a duffle bag in the golf cart that's just filled with three K increments.
He loves his duffle bags of cash.
Yeah.
That, I mean, a duffle bag, three K is not that much.
You're not going to get it.
Like, you're not going to get like a hundred K.
Oh, okay.
Three K.
Oh, and three K.
Oh, it's okay.
That's a lot of empty space.
It was just three K and 3K, oh. Oh, it's okay. God, that's like, that's a lot of empty space. It was just 3K and a double 3K.
Yeah, you're right.
He's handing out 3K to everybody.
Cartgirls, caddies.
Ugh.
We should start doing that.
Just double bags filled with ones.
We should just give away,
our fill is in Bobway currency.
We should just give away counterfeit money.
Yeah, I mean, what if,
there you go.
Like, is it a crime to give away counterfeit money?
If we don't try to spend it,
yes, definitely.
If we don't try to spend it,
it's definitely felony. What if it's very clearly counterfeit money? You're just, try to spend it, if we don't try to spend it, it's definitely felony.
What if it's very clearly counterfeit money?
You're just now you're just talking about pieces of paper.
Yeah, no, we give away money that you get the reaction
where the person's like, holy shit,
you just gave me a thousand bucks,
and then it just hangs face on the bill.
Yeah, I like that.
Like that would be, you have the rap,
you know, that says like a thousand dollars,
and then we just hand it to him and you get,
you just gotta move away quick enough before they realize it's fake.
I think that could play.
Yeah.
Because the moment last forever for you,
you have that moment.
And we also film all of it.
Yeah.
And then we cut the video before they realize it's not Benjamin Franklin,
it's Benjamin Hancklin.
Now this sounds like we're just doing a full-send sketch.
I kinda like it. Oh, how about this? We put poop oncklin. Now this sounds like we're just doing a full sense sketch. I kind of like, oh, how about this?
We put poop on the money.
And then we leave it on the ground and people find the poop money.
Yeah.
I pooped dollar my friend once.
The college was fucking hilarious.
He really thought he got a $5 bill.
Yeah.
That's awesome.
Oh yeah.
So yeah, Jonathan Taylor, Jim Mercy, weird times.
We also have Aaron Rogers standing up for Nathaniel Hackett
telling Sean Peyton to keep my coaches name out of your mouth. I for one stand with Aaron Rogers here. Who would ever make fun of Nathaniel Hackett? Not us or Aaron Rogers. Not not
certainly not us anything with Nathaniel Hackett. Nope. Sean nice guy and Aaron Rogers even
nicer guy. And his son thinks Blake Burtel says a huge dick. Yeah, great guy
Fact good good offspring. They
They talked to Sean Peyton again. Okay, Sean Peyton kind of walked back his previous comp or at least apologize
Like I was a little bit out of line. I probably shouldn't have said that he didn't really say that anything that he said was wrong
Because it wasn't like he was he was telling the truth.
He was just a little bit too honest.
Correct.
And it was funny because there's a lot of people out there that that saw Sean Payton's
comments and immediately said like he's playing 14 dimensional chess by by giving this on
the record interview.
No, sometimes Sean Payton just is too honest with people.
Yeah.
And it's kind of a dick.
That's kind of who he is.
He's a great football coach, but he wasn't trying to like maneuver chest pieces
around, take attention off roster Wilson, put her on him.
He wasn't doing the Phil Jackson thing.
He just has been out of the league for a couple of years.
He was an analyst.
Here, he said he had his fox hat on.
Yeah, no, it's, it, here's a little fun fact about any football coach.
They do think they're the smartest guy in the room.
And if you ask for their opinion on something, they will sometimes give it to you.
And it will be harsh.
Yeah.
That's just a fact.
Yeah.
Like that's Sean.
If you're just like, Hey, Sean Payne, what do you think?
And then you're hacked it last year.
He could not answer it.
Or if he's feeling in some kind of mood, he could answer it the way he did and just
burn the whole house down.
And also if Aaron Rogers loves him so much, how come he didn't decide to go to Denver
last year?
Well, Aaron Rogers is a loyal guy to the jets.
Okay.
Now, yeah.
Now, okay.
He did, I, now, again, some people make fun of Aaron Rogers, those people are losers of
jealous.
Aaron Rogers did have an answer that some people might say is him just being very cute.
He said Christopher Nolan, his favorite Christian for Nolan movie,
is the Prestige.
So, what do you think about that, Hank?
Christopher rocks.
Was it your favorite Christopher Nolan movie?
It's up there.
Really?
Oh yeah.
Okay.
Did you see it in one of the appropriate IMAXs?
No, I'm prestigious is one of the best movies of all time.
But that does feel like a, no.
Like I'm not gonna say Batman
and I'm not gonna say Inception. Proceed to see if a knock. Okay. So it's a great answer. Right. I'm
Rogers. I agree with Hank for prestigious a great movie. We all agree. I haven't seen
the procedure, but I will see. Now there are Rodgers is vouch for it. Really good.
What's the anything else say? I suck the vaccine out of my body. It's like rival magician. It's Christian Bale Hugh Jackman or rival magicians.
Great twists, great turns, great female cash.
You guys are disrespecting this movie.
I'm not, I don't expect it.
I never see it.
How can I disrespect the movie I haven't seen?
No, that's not, that's, he's not being coy.
That's just like, okay, that's a good answer.
I did, but I didn't know it.
Like if you, if you pulled everyone
what their favorite Christopher Nolan movie is,
wouldn't you say the most popular response
would not be the prestige?
No, but it's not.
It doesn't mean it's over the long answer.
But it's about two rival magicians.
But I didn't know the movie, now I'll watch it.
If it's a good answer, it's a good answer.
I've never seen it.
It's good.
Who produced that?
Christopher Nolan?
Your turn.
Yeah, I thought it was Peter Turner, yeah.
No, no, no, no, no. I don't think so. No, that thought it was Peter Turner and yet. Did he?
No, I don't think so.
No, I don't think so.
No, that was the other one.
He did a Chris Rinalg movie?
No, maybe that was the greatest showman I'm thinking of.
Yeah, okay.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Great.
That's a great movie.
That movie.
Sorry, I got to watch the speech.
Procedures is, yeah, if you haven't watched it, you should.
I will.
Chris and Bill, Hugh Jackman.
Jessica, Jessica Beale, right? Yeah. Okay. So yeah, that was a camp talk. What other camp talk do we have?
A little bit of a liate. Patriots. Yeah, him and Mac Jones weirdly sitting on the same
side of the booth. What's wrong with that? What do you mean? What's wrong with that?
It's the most intimate way to eat. Bailey Zappi is equally ill. I'm in. What did you
see that picture? You didn't think it was weird.
Yes, you did. Okay. Thank you. I respect. That's all I needed to see here.
That was weird. No, there were probably in like a big group that wasn't just
you see the picture. No, I didn't see it. I'm gonna look it up.
Yeah. I mean, it wasn't just them. They're absolutely could be more
context, but as I saw the picture, I was like, this is a weird look.
If there's two dudes sitting on the same side of a booth with no one on the other side, obviously,
there's people on other side. Where were they? What is this a magician trick? I don't know.
There's a lot of the company's state. He's still there. Okay. And Dalvin Koch's going to Jets Camp.
Everyone's chanting his name. So that'd be a problem. That would be a problem.
Dream team. You see the picture? I'm looking it up right now. Yeah, let me know
we've got it. They look so happy. Yeah. For a second, I thought that was
Ezekiel Elliott in the foreground. Yeah, I was like, difference table. Yeah.
This is really strange. It looks like it looks like they're driving a car.
They're both both face directly forward. Yeah, no one's on the other side.
I don't see anybody on the other side.
No.
But that has nothing to do with it.
No.
Contacts are relevant.
Okay.
There's no context.
Contacts is irrelevant.
Yeah, I agree.
Weird picture.
Contacts are relevant.
The context you're creating is irrelevant.
I mean, I saw a picture, you show, if you see the picture, you're like, that's kind of weird. I'm sure creating is a relevant. I mean it's the I saw a picture He showed if you see the picture you're like that's kind of weird
I'm sure there is more context. Yeah, Billy the weirdest part is that no one's sitting across from them. Correct. Yes
Here I Billy on the same side with nobody else there. Yep
Maybe that was the entire conversation
That was what I was saying. We also kind of saws that they're using utensils. Just in general, because Mac Collins from the Falcons had, I think the quote of training camp so far, he said,
I don't like soft people. I don't even like people who eat with utensils. Eat with your hands.
That's what they're there for. Nice. Yeah. I like it. I don't even like people who eat with utensils. Eat with your hands.
That's what they're there for.
Nice.
Yeah, I like it.
I like it.
I might be done with utensils.
Uh, Travis Kelsey got in a fight.
Yep.
Billy's gotten the dog out of them.
That was my who's back.
Oh, sorry, shit.
He might be, he might be soft.
I love training camp fights.
You think he's soft for getting to a fight?
Yeah.
To offer a apologizing.
No, it did apologize.
No, it's not soft.
Getting into it because he got hit
once just like a little bit after the play and he got pissed off. Do you think that you
talking shit to his face is like in the back of his head and so he's going to secure
it. He's going to get some some stupid penalties this year. Shout out Cochrane. Yeah, he
might. He might. Yeah. Okay.
There he is. Also, we should say, show Hey, Otonani, we floored it with maybe being haters.
When we recorded on Thursday, when he had a complete game, one hitter in the first game.
And we're like, oh, he went 0 for 5, and then he hit two home runs in the second game.
And then he also, I think he might be good.
I think he hit three home runs.
It was so funny.
In three consecutive at bat.
Yeah.
It was, he won the player of the game for both games in the double head.
Mm-hmm.
And for different positions.
And he's not being traded, apparently.
Yeah.
Sticking around.
It looks like angels might be all in.
Cubs might be buying, they beat up on some bad teams.
They're buying.
Bought off robbery.
It was one of the greatest plays I've ever seen.
They were up one, bottom of the ninth, man on first,
guy at a long fly ball, the center field,
and he robbed him of the moment. Talked him, long fly ball the center field in the Rob
Mohmond. Yeah, Rob. So we're gonna walk off home run. Rob them walk off
robbery and in like the grass. Yeah, was electric was electric. Yeah,
baseball's heat. No, boys, the summer. Shurs are dealt. Shurs are dealt
Ranger. What, what was your favorite Mac Shurs or Metz moment?
I was lost. He fell off a cliff and he got killed by the was it the Padres?
I think it's like every first inning where he gives up two homeruns. Oh, yeah, memes
You want to want to give us your your final thoughts on Mac Sherser? Mac Sherser if I remember was also like the first sign that
The Uncle Stevie's gonna be different
Yeah, I was at the Padres playoff game last year. He's going to be different. Yeah.
I was at the Padres Playoff game last year.
I was watching him warm up.
I was sitting right there.
I was like, oh, I could probably hit off him right now.
And he went on to get licked.
And it was brutal.
Yeah, licked hard.
He got licked.
Yeah, licked.
It was so bad.
Yeah, that was bad.
But that was the big signing right after Steve Cohen bought the team where you're like, this is different. We're the Yankees now. Yeah, we were all in. Yeah. Damn. So 100 games.
So you got a coo Acuni's brother though. Yeah. I don't know how that's going to work. Yeah.
Always get the younger brother. Um, always workout. There was, There was some drama at the Rams camp.
Yeah.
Sony Michelle reported to work for one day and was like, fuck this.
I actually hate playing football some retired.
He's like, I forgot how hard football was.
Yeah.
Which is very relatable to do to show up to your first day and be like, no, not for me
this year.
Yeah, I'm just going to quit.
Eddie Goldman did that again for like the fifth time with the Falcons.
Yeah.
He was just like, yeah, I think I'm done. I love the Rams training camp shirts too. The ones
that have like the massive block of text on the back, they say I wrote it down actually.
It says mentally and physically tough players who play smart and love to compete. That's
their slogan for training camp this year. That's a lot. That's a lot. Yeah. Yeah. Sean
McVeigh hit at the source, bro. Yeah. Speaking of, by the way, the Falcons
Arthur Smith, like the hottest guy in the world. Yeah. Oh, the muscle. He's a stud. Yeah.
I don't even remember what we said about his chin, but it was wrong. I'm not looking
as Jenny more. I'm looking at those lips, baby. That flavor saying or just smooch him.
Yep. Yeah. I mean, you might have a problem. This year, this player is wanting to kiss him too much. So someone in this room might have sent him
a meme of Vito. What's his name? Last name is sprinos. Corleone. No. The fat guy and Johnny cakes.
Oh, yeah. Someone might have sent him. Might have been me. But I said, this could be us.
He looks really, really good. Yeah, he's got the stash.
I'm fat veto.
But yeah, so I mean, there's just the clips that come out of every camp.
I just get so excited.
That dude from the Giants have the interception of training camp.
One handed.
He went Odele on an interception.
Clash the metal.
Yes.
So that's immediately I'm like, okay, the Giants defense is for real.
Yes.
Everybody out there because of that one play.
football's back.
We'll pull his back tank. Paul Paul's back. Paul Paul's back.
Tank.
It's great week.
Paul Paul is back.
Kelly Greens.
You want to say something about me?
The Kelly Greens are so good.
They are electric.
There's not a person on the planet that can look for those jerseys.
They're so the the oilers.
Obviously, the Titans controversy aside, but the oilers, they couldn't even announce
them right.
What a teaser.
They got leaked. Oh, it did get leaked. Yeah.
Get your shit together. You're coming back. The oilers and the Kelly Green Eagles jerseys
Fuck throwbacks. Those should be the jerseys. Yeah, when it's the Eagles and you see them wearing,
what does it max? They're midnight green. Midnight green. Which is such a preposterous name for a color.
Like midnight green, there's no,
that's not a thing is midnight green.
It's just, it's dark green.
It's a worse green.
But 11 p.m. green's my favorite.
They look so much worse than the Kelly Green.
Yes.
Kelly Green should always have been their jersey.
They're awesome.
And even the Seahawks, the Seahawks throwback
should just be their jersey.
I love the buck in your throwback, too.
Yeah.
Like, I know that we're now into this like, because they changed the helmet rule.
So all these teams can now wear their old jerseys, but there are definitely some of these old jerseys
are just far superior than the current ones.
Just go to full time.
Yeah, the Kelly grains are definitely one of them.
They should just do a throwback year where everyone has to wear their throwbacks every game.
I like that a lot. Also, you everyone has where they're throwbacks every game.
I liked that a lot.
Also, you're allowed to rough the pastor again for a year.
That would be fun.
And the running back matters.
Every running back gets paid for one year as if it was for 1992 bell cows.
Yeah.
We're in for it.
Okay.
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Well, he's back in the week is aliens.
Okay.
Again, we got a zoom in on Billy's face on that.
Billy just gave an all time high guy.
Like, yeah, dude, uh, fucking aliens.
They had like a congressional hearing last week or something,
and they basically just declassified
that aliens are confirmed a thing.
So what is this, what thing were they trying to cover
up for Hunter Biden?
I don't know, the guy who's question passed the bill.
What was the, what was the, did Hunter Biden,
did Joe Biden fall or did Hunter Biden
have something on his laptop, at least have the alien, uh, unclassified.
I think it a different show.
I think the whistleblower, the whistleblower just said what he said to the press in a congressional
hearing. So if he lied, he technically, they made the guy who was spouting off, like, yo, show up.
Yeah. Let's talk to you for real. Yeah.
So my, he said that there was alien bodies recovered from crashes, different types of non-human intelligence
was found, but it's the same dude and either this guy's a quack or he's covering something
else up.
I've got two theories on this.
One, what's going on with Obama's chef, right, Billy?
Right, Billy? A question to be able to stuff.
Well, no one's going on in your brain right now.
Yeah, I tried to hold it back.
This is a sports podcast.
So my real theory behind this, I think I'm right by the way about the aliens.
I think that they're saying that they have alien spacecraft and alien bodies.
So that China is over there across the Pacific and they're like, you know, what the
fuck? The US has an alien spacecraft advanced technology
and we don't and then China's afraid of us
because they think that we've got all this shit
that they don't have.
China doesn't have nuclear subs.
Is that true?
They're lacking.
I see those are,
so it's like a neighbor without fucking pegs
on their off the air.
Yeah, come on.
You don't even get guys on the back of the hood.
Yeah, they spent their whole budget on putting the nine dash line
in the Barbie movie.
Yeah, they can't even get, yeah, exact time.
Big time, lacking.
All right, so, do we believe this guy?
I do.
Billy, he testified.
Billy, no one ever lies under him.
Never has said never never happened.
Do you think aliens have big dicks?
Out bum me out.
I actually didn't have no dicks.
Yeah, I think like, okay.
And that would be awesome.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Cause it would suck if aliens were like, like,
short little green guys, but just huge hogs.
It's like, fuck.
No, they come down totally asexual.
Be like sex is overrated.
We're too intelligent for sex.
So they'd be like the top G like you.
The aliens are in cells.
Well, I don't even think about sex.
Ah, women fuck that.
Just me and my boys.
I like thinking that aliens are real
because then it really is like,
there's no reason to do anything.
Cause like within five years,
like the aliens are gonna just come up and fuck us up.
So I mean, hey, it's just going on vacation.
That was a vacation.
That was a vacation, Bully.
I know.
It's like, Bully, what's going to get to the end of the summer
and just be like, put aliens, guys.
What's the point of even working?
Dude, I think the aliens are from Earth, bro.
Oh, really?
I think they're from the bottom of the ocean.
Kong, Kong, movie.
No, no.
Yeah, our aliens versus predator.
No, I'm just saying, like, the, like,
the Earth is really large and we haven't really,
like investigated most of the oceans and most of the...
You should try.
Yeah, you should get on a sub.
I will.
Wait, so Hank, you are, you're now saying
what's the point of doing anything
because aliens are gonna kill us all?
It's just like of all of your vacations.
I'm like,
patients are good one.
No, it's more like this one.
It's more like, you know, like,
I would have called you a pussy for global warming,
but aliens, that's cool.
Yeah, like starting a family,
it's like, I don't want to have kids.
Like aliens are going to come and kill them all.
Yeah.
I don't like, I'm just going to,
I'm just going to keep doing my thing.
Yeah.
I like that, Hank.
Okay.
Is that what you tell chicks to?
It's like, nah, sorry, you can't.
We can't do this.
There might be aliens.
Hopefully, why would you pay taxes
if aliens are gonna kill us all?
Well, I don't wanna be in jail
when the aliens kill us all.
Right, I don't know when they're gonna kill us.
I think they're coming five years.
It could be five years, it could be five days.
So stop paying your taxes.
But it could be five years.
You would feel like a real idiot though if you paid your taxes in the next day,
boom, aliens, yeah, all I'm saying is if I don't mean to, I'm not trying to be in jail.
The aliens, if they come before football season starts are really, that's fucked up.
Yeah. That's messed up. Just let us get through the next.
What if they're really fast and they play football? That would rock. That would be sick.
I'll, I'll Davis would come back from the dead draft and put it in the role. What if, what if they all became running bad? So you
guys don't believe this guy at all? Um, sure. I don't really know. I don't, we kind of
sort of got about the first time that he came out with a whistleblower ship because like
an hour later Taylor Swift broke up with her boyfriend. So everybody just talked about
that instead. I really think that we're just trying to make China spend money on investigating their own aliens
that don't exist.
Yeah, I'm also a big believer in just,
there's a lot of shit that could bum you out
or get you to the point where you're like,
what's the point of life?
I just try to ignore all that.
Just keep on trucking, keep on moving forward.
Because you really could find anything in the news
to essentially put you to a screeching hall and be like,
why should I do this? Why should I do that? Do you guys think that aliens have music?
Yeah, we sent them that. Did we send them? We sent out like Chuck Barry. I think the Ramones have some baits.
They'll enter some shit. Yeah, but like it do they have their own music, their own alien music?
They come to earth with jams. That would be sick. That would be sick too.
Yeah, you can't let that shit get you down, Hank.
It wasn't gonna be down.
No, but you're like, we're all gonna die in five years.
That's pretty depressing.
I'm just exciting.
Oh, no.
Okay.
Yeah, look every day like it's your last.
Live boss.
Yeah.
Okay, PFT.
My, who's back is John Mechie.
John Mechie, who?
Receiver from University, Alabama.
He got drafted in the second round by the Texans last year.
He got leukemia, missed all of last year.
He's back in training camp.
He looks awesome.
I've always loved Mechie.
I thought that he was, when he was at Alabama, I was like, this dude should actually
be drafted in the first round.
He has the crispest routes.
It's so fun to watch this do play.
I'm just saying, I think the Texans on offense
This you're gonna be way better than we think I like to drown. I'm a Stroud boy. We're gonna cook back
I don't know. It's a good question. Is he on the Texas? Sure sure Cowboys Cowboys shame there. There we go
That's a great one. Well, no, I think I think the Texans offense. I love I like CJ Stroud
You either have to like put yourself going into training camp,
going to the regular season.
Are you Bryce Young fan or you CJ Stroud fan?
Right.
I think I'm a Stroud boy.
Okay.
But, but Metschy looks awesome.
I'm pumped for Metschy.
I'm excited that he's back.
Yeah, that is huge.
It's also just like the perfect time
to watch highlights of guys that can't be like,
oh my god, he's going to be incredible. I saw that video of Calvin Ridley after Zay Jones
ran around Calvin Ridley's like looks like he's 20 times faster. So yeah, I will get got by a
lot of these videos. I'm getting got every day. Yeah, every single day. Every day. It's not just
some fields that are one from like 50 into a net and then Jordan Love missed like a 10 yard pass
over the middle and I was like, Puh! So I just saw him watching, hit a net and then Jordan love miss like a 10 yard pass over the middle. And I was like, so I just saw him watching hit a net in stride. Five yards.
That's exact. Wilson's no look. Nope. Nope. Toss. I did not look. We're talking about starters.
I know, but it was a bit Chris. Okay. My who's back at two. One is actually just in fields.
He has been. He is upgraded no longer a vegan. Now a pescatarian. So I feel like we're making progress Billy. Yeah, this is good progress
Get some fish protein. Yeah, some fish oils. Yeah, it also is just I don't think there's ever been anyone who's gone vegan to pescatarian and
Stop the pescatarian that means you miss me you miss me you're coming back
He's probably eating like fried fish to yeah, you're taking it because he wants him.
He wants nuggets. He wants to upgrade. Yeah, he'll be back. He'll be back. My other
who's back is paintball because
We're gonna play some paintball on grit week, but we need the AWL's help. So we were looking turns out paintball courses or
Or tracks as a track. Paintball tracks? Arinas. Arinas.
Fatal fields.
Paintball courses seem to be only open on the weekends.
We need one during the weekdays, so if you know someone who owns a paintball course and wants
to open it for us, we will give them some nice shout outs in the video.
And we're looking for paintball course.
Of course.
Yeah, and some course like within, I would would say 45 minutes of Cleveland would be would be perfect
That allows fully automatic
Sure, I was fully on my preference. Yeah, we're gonna make a paintball video that's gonna fucking be awesome revolutionary paintball
So the yeah revolutionary war. Oh, just like one shot at a time. I would just one shot every 10 minutes
That would be awesome.
Bullying out. Powdered wigs.
Yeah. Flinched in on the field against the others face each other.
Yeah. Be a gentleman about it. But yes, if you have a payball course,
know if someone who has one around Cleveland, hit us up, hit up,
Jake's email. What is it? PMT intern at gmail.com
Barsal Sports.com
Barsal
PMT intern at Barsal Sports.com. Are you sure?
You want to just go Billy football at Barsal Sports.com. Yeah, I'll do it.
Okay, there we go. Billy football at Barsal Sports.com. Billy swans on love it.
I'm gonna hit Jake with a shot of a lifetime. I was gonna say let's not tell Jake
but he listens to show. Yeah, sorry Jake. He's a good boy. I was gonna say, let's not tell Jake, but he listens to the show.
I'm sorry, Jay, he's a good boy.
I'm like Billy, who Billy the other day,
we were talking about the show
in episode he wasn't on.
And he's like, can someone fill me in
and Hank was just like,
if only there was a way to find out.
Oh, you're talking about Megacorp.
And he's like, what are you guys talking about?
It was like a day after. You have a, you could listen. You could listen. Then I get it. He's like, what are you guys talking about? I get a phone after.
You have a, you can listen.
You could listen.
Nope, then I get a phone, though.
It hurts.
Okay.
So, uh, yeah.
It's your choice.
I know.
Okay.
I mean, mega-corp, you would have liked mega-corp.
What is mega-corp?
It's not exactly.
You have to ask, you're not mega.
Yeah.
Do you know mega? No, you're not mega-corp.. It's gonna be so awesome when we beat you in a war game
And you can't we steal valor from you
What you really have the most to lose in this paintball contest. Yeah
I'm gonna be I'm reusing Jake as a human shield. It's gonna be like hostage situation, but more fun
Jonathan Taylor just tweeted seven minutes ago that one you never had back pain but more fun. Oh, never have back pain.
Never reported back pain.
Back pain.
Never been blown out.
He's a back the out of me.
Uh, okay, Billy, what's your who's back?
Other than not being mega.
Uh, Jack Cochran's the dude who pissed off Travis Kelsey.
So shout out that guy for exposing Travis Kelsey for being a pussy.
Oh, oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, for being a pussy. Oh, we're not even a pussy. Okay, we're doubling down.
We're on every bridge right before you see it.
Yeah, exactly.
Billy, you should have a dossier on for the last show that you record.
And you should just let it let all the takes that were too hot.
Oh, we're really fast though.
Yeah, yeah.
Other than loose.
Yeah, you better.
Um, but my other who's back is
Zack Wilson doing no look. Yeah, who could be Aaron Rogers? Yeah
What is Billy? I'm gonna be I had I had what's wrong with his brain
I had a bunch, but then we just brain. Okay. Well his face
Well, a lot today. Yeah, dude a lot of banjo
all the
did you get to eat the wings before everyone?
Yeah, yeah, it's cool.
Oh, by the way, I fucked up.
I fucked up.
I I've realized that posting a picture of chicken wings
that you just ate online is along the same lines
of posting a picture of a steak that you
you've made yourself because they will find
all the top meat in there.
Yeah.
So next time I do this,
I'm the wings are going to look like they got run over by a lawn
board going 30 miles an hour.
I'm going to post the worst fucking wing eating picture of all time.
Yeah.
Just to piss off wing Twitter.
Yes.
Remember the guy who ran the fastest 40 yard dash all time?
John Ross.
He gave him an island, right?
He was a guy because he ran Nike's not in a deed. I still believe in him. You know, he was that an island, right? He was an island. No, he ran Nike's not in Adidas.
I still believe in him.
You know, that was stupid, but man, at Washington.
Yeah, yeah.
He was so fast.
Too fast for football.
Anyone who does something that elite,
I will always be like, where's John Ross these days?
He could probably still play.
Take the top off the defense.
Hemim just run fucking deep.
He was at the Bengals and he was the Giants
and then he was at the chief's camp and
He retired. Okay, too fast football, but you know how they were talking about those GPS
Tracers that said that I'm feeling was the fastest guy
Yeah, yeah, so I actually think that like this guy wasn't that fast when you made it like the average speed
He was just super fast straight line
Yeah, if you look at all the routes the average speed, he was just super fast straight line. Yeah.
If you look at all the routes he was running,
like he was a gadget guy,
they just made him run really fast and straight line.
And that was the only thing you did.
That sounds pretty easy.
Also a very big part of receiving
that people kind of overlook sometimes
is being on a catch the ball.
Also stopping.
Yes, stop.
But catching is very important.
Fast guys do have to catch.
I actually want to know the guy that goes from fast to dead stop the fastest. Yeah. Who's
the fastest guy at stop rig? You think stopping is fucking he is he is very very fast.
Stopping. Yeah. When it comes back for a ball, fuck yeah. Deceleration. Pause. I saw Odell Beckham do a fake back shoulder catch.
That was sick.
Yeah.
The ball was in mid-air and he has a backwards, the cornerback bit on it and then Odell kept
running, made the catch.
I see that, I see a play like that.
I'm like Raven Superbowl.
Yes.
I have the Ravens for the Superbowl.
I've bought into the hype.
It won't burn me at all. Uh, okay.
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So first question the big question
What does grit mean to you?
grit is um, I think it's when you have the ability to overcome
adversity in any situation, you know, the ability to push through it mentally, physically
to overcome and I think that's what grit is in that show.
That's a good answer.
Yeah, that was your big message to the team last year.
Remember, at the first episode of Hard Knocks,
you walked out there in Giant Grip Mural.
I think I said it a little different, but yes, I did.
Yeah, yeah, you dropped a couple of fucks in there.
You could say that it's a fuck shit.
Fuck shit, fuck shit.
Well, I told myself, as of this morning,
I'm going to cuss anymore.
Oh, this morning?
Yes.
Is that something you tell yourself every morning?
Yes, I do.
Yeah, fuck that.
Today's the day.
That was your message at the start of Hardock.
I remember you walking in,
I immediately wanted to run through my TV
because I was like, yeah, okay, I'm pumped up right now.
Is that the message this year?
It always will be.
I mean, that's what this was built off of two years ago, man.
I wanted us to, that was gonna be part of our identity
as grit and we're built off of that, man.
The ability and that's kind of where the, you know,
it doesn't matter where we have to go to play,
who we're playing, what the circumstances are,
the conditions, it doesn't matter.
And there's no excuses.
Let's line up and play.
Yeah, I think you said you'll beat anybody's ass ass including somebody that has one butt cheek and three toes. That seems
like a little bit of an unfair fight. One ass cheek and three toes. Yeah, yeah. I swear. And it was
one ass cheek three toes and I will beat your ass. It wasn't good. I'm going to beat the ass
to somebody with one ass cheek and three toes. What I meant was I have one ass cheek and three toes.
And you are full. You've got, and I will still be your ass.
Both of you are ass.
That's what I meant by that.
I'm glad I could clear that out.
So year three, year one, obviously,
not the best record, year two, big step forward,
miss the playoffs, week week 18 year three.
What have you learned in the last two years that you're like, this is,
this is what's going to make me the best head coach for this football.
Yeah, I think, man, there's always those, when,
when you get in those game situations over a two year period, man, and, uh, um,
you know, and it's just, I think in gamegame flow, understanding where you're at, the best approach.
I mean, because here, sometimes what happens is,
I mean, you kind of have the, here's,
I'll give you an example, you feel like you kind of have
the game in your hands.
And, and, man, if you go about,
if you'll just back off a little bit, there's a real
good chance that your probability of winning goes way up. But to do that, that means you're
back on off the, you know, you're pulling back on the reins a little bit. And that's hard,
you know, because there's always you do that, then you back off and all of a sudden,
a few things happen, they give up, you get a shot play, there's a turnover, whatever.
And now you got, no, okay, we're not backing off
rings anymore, we gotta go guys.
Then to get them to go again, that's not always
the easiest thing.
And I think just figuring out what that flow is,
and I think that's us as a team,
but myself too, got much better,
particularly the late half of that season last year was, man,
when we got in the fourth quarter,
the ability to control the game and finish games out,
I think was real big.
And that's something I feel like I've learned
over a three year period gotten better at.
Yeah, with the game come to you a little bit.
Yes, absolutely.
Before guys on the sidelines were holding their fours up
at the start of the four.
I think that had a pretty big,
does that have any impact?
I was really good at that.
I'd say, well, we did that all the time in high school.
And I don't know if I ever did that in the pros, but we did in college too. We did the old four
I don't know I don't know if I've seen anybody on our sideline do that one
I'm reminded my mind. I know it's for guys
Yeah
In my experience personally, it's usually the worst players of the first ones to do
Yeah, I was up on the field, running off the air. Let's go, boys. Just shows they're aware.
Yeah, exactly.
You know, the other situation.
Yeah, nothing else to pay attention to,
but the clock at that point.
Yeah.
Uh, so this year, you're kind of coming into it
with a little bit of a different setup for your team.
Last year, you could easily motivate guys or not easily,
but you could say your motivation
is nobody believes in you.
Right?
Like this is your back against the wall.
This year, the lines have expectations.
Like you guys have a great roster.
You put together a great second after your season,
as you said last year.
So people are expecting big things out of you.
Do you motivate the same way?
Or did you have to make some adjustments in this office?
No, I still think, I think it's very much the same,
just in this regard. I understand what's out there.
And look, we've got expectations for ourselves.
We do.
And we should be a better team.
That's what all this is about, man.
Every year you're in it and you're building the way Brad and I have
and the players that we have, you know, you're developing.
And we expect to be a better team than we were last year.
We fully expect that.
And we've got the same goals as most teams do.
We had we wanted to win this division.
We want to get in the playoffs.
We want to make noise.
We want to win Super Bowl all that.
But I think for us, what's interesting, we know what's out there.
But yet we haven't done anything.
We haven't, not like that.
And so like to me, the message stays the same in the regard of no, we didn't win the division last year year. We got to earn that so to me we're still
We're still in the outside looking in and that's what keeps us hungry man. We got to go get it. Yeah bears won it in 2018 whatever
I'm bear sense. Thank you big cat. Yeah, I just want I mean, you know
Cometics yeah, but I do actually want to bring up we keep going after this. We're going to Buffalo
Yeah, I thought you said you're going back to
Oh back Chicago then to
Okay, yeah, so
Week 18 you guys are eliminated
Yeah, was there ever a doubt that you're gonna go out there and not like play the
The Packers tough and try to end their season because I want to thank you for that
That was beautiful watching Aaron Rogers throw an interception to end his Packers career.
But was there ever even a doubt like,
hey, we're out, like how are we gonna get the guys up?
Or was it like, no, this is next year starts right now.
No, there was never a doubt.
And quite frankly, Big Cat, I would tell you this.
I would have been shocked
had we come out there and laid an egg.
Right. That's how well I knew this team
and the guys that we have on this team.
I really, I believe with everything in my heart,
no matter what was gonna happen,
because I felt like if they did,
then man, there's blood in the water.
All we got to do is win and we get in.
And if not, it was gonna piss them off.
Yeah.
Like, if it's not us, then they're not going.
And that was the mentality they took, you know?
And that tells you you got the right guys
and I got the right coaches.
Yeah, I mean, it was a great, it was a great way. You don't see that very often where a team has nothing to play for and they play like that.
Back to last year, start kind of slow. I think it was right before the by-week where you guys lost pretty soundly,
I think to maybe to the Patriots. Was there a moment at all where you had any doubt,
were like, am I losing this team a little bit?
Or were you like, no, we're right there.
We just have to finish some things here.
Yeah.
No, I never felt that.
I never even felt close to that.
I knew that I knew the guys were still in it.
I knew we hadn't lost the locker room or guys were starting to question what because
honestly, there was, we were playing pretty good offensive football for most of the year.
And defensively, we were playing pretty good in flashes
in moments, and then, oh my God, we give up something.
It was a lack of communication.
There was an MA, and they were crushing us.
And so as bad as it looked, and as bad as it was,
it's not like I never felt like we were far away
and the coaches knew that and honestly the players knew that.
They knew if we just clean up one or two things, we were this, we were literally one play
away from winning these games instead of losing.
And that's what we were able to do.
We were able to flip the script.
Our defense, we were much cleaner, man.
We calm things down, the communication was better.
We started getting turnovers
and we started taking care of the football and offense.
Yeah, yeah, I mean, hand up, I was wrong.
I was like, oh, lines are gonna be bad again this year.
But I'm also really dumb, so I think whatever
has previously happened to you.
Don't say that about yourself.
It's not true.
It's the truth.
It's the truth.
If you lose week one, I'm like, all that team stinks.
I mean, I'm overreacting that team stinks. You know what I mean?
I'm overreacting.
I'm overreacting.
Yeah, we overreact everything.
So, but yeah, it was very impressive
because it is that fine line of like,
when things aren't going well,
our guys still buying in.
And I have to imagine that's one of the toughest parts
of the job is getting everyone to stay on the task,
even if you aren't getting the results on the field.
Yeah, look, of course it is, but it's the same token.
Man, they're looking at me.
They're looking at our coaches.
And if we believe, if we believe in what we're telling them,
I'm standing up there and they know I believe it,
then they believe it.
And they did.
And I just go back to this that you can never do
what we've been able to do over their two-year period.
I mean, that was 21 was a struggle.
And then, man, you start one in six like we did last year
without a staff that I've got.
I've got an unbelievable staff now.
I believe it with everything.
And those guys have done a great job.
And they're the biggest reason why we're able to get through
some of these hard moments, adverse moments,
and get to where we're at right now.
Yeah, one extra edition that maybe you should think about.
You talked to us last time on part of my take.
You said that you had considered getting a pet lion on the sidelines.
I did.
Did you have you had any further conversations about bringing a live life life?
Well, I would say that Sheila was, she had no problem with it, but the league apparently
frowns on this stuff.
Roger Gidell, John Gidell.
No fly.
I'm not going to point out Roger on this. I'm just going
to say that the league frowns on that. Let's just say that. Okay. Nice though to have a
lion sitting behind Jack Fox being like, you better, you better punt that fuck. It does
add a little, a little scare tack. It does. It's a little extra motivation. Yes, it does.
So, so you guys are opening up the season this year. Kind of crazy to think the lines are planning
against the Super Bowl champions week one.
Does that, like there's a condensed clock
a little bit that way, right?
So do you feel it's, how is preparation different
knowing that you guys are gonna be under the spotlight?
There's a night game.
I don't know if it's any different than a normal year
in regards to how you prepare.
I certainly think there's, you know, there is, there, there's urgency in every
year, but to know that man, you're, you're facing the champ, man, you better be on, you better
be on your, on your game and all the little things, man, as fast as we can become detailed
in what we do, because I always believe early in the season, it's not the teams that make
the most plays. It's one that make the least amount always believe early in the season, it's not the teams that make the most plays, it's the one that make the least amount of mistakes
early in the year.
And as you go, then it becomes the teams that make more plays.
So, you know, the faster that we can all be
on the same page in preparation,
the better off we're gonna be.
Now, we got to start three days early, so did they.
I love the fact that we're gonna have the giants come in here
for two praxis, then we're gonna have have Jacksonville coming in here the week after. So,
and I just feel like we're going to get enough variety, enough different looks,
enough intensity that I'd like to believe. Man, it it'll really, it can
propel us into Kansas City. Yeah, the Thursday night game to open it up. That's
another one where it's like, okay, stand alone game, we will overreact to whatever has that game.
You guys won your triple chance.
No, I get it.
I get it, I know that.
Yeah, and even if it's a close loss,
maybe still Superl champs.
No, I got you.
Yeah, I got you.
I'm saying that's not what if we lose,
then we don't belong there, right?
We shouldn't have ever been in the game.
Yeah, we'll see.
Yeah, maybe like a three point loss.
I'm like, yeah, they're probably still Superl champs.
I got six point loss then. Then I'm like, maybe, we'll see. Yeah, maybe like a three point loss. I'm like, yeah, they're probably still Superl champs. All right.
Six point loss then.
Then I'm like, maybe playoffs and then anything
double digits.
I'm like, this team stinks again.
I love your honor.
Yeah.
I mean, that's how it's really is how you can listen
to the episode after that.
And you'd be like, yep, they were true to their words.
Do you watch any sports television, any like recap shows
or are you going to tune in on Friday morning if you guys win or lose in that game?
Do you pay attention to anything that's out there?
No, I don't.
I don't.
And because that, I've always been that way because I know it's kind of like what you guys
say.
It's, man, this league is so great.
And what's being said, every, we live in the world of gray and it's not black and white.
So you win, man, there is so much hype and there's so much
You get padded on the back and and man, you got to be careful because you can buy into that and that's not reality
Just like you don't win and you're reading that man. You can lose confidence
And so I just stay out of that man and I live in the moment and I just go off the tape and what the coach is saying because I that's
I you got to be careful with that stuff.
Yeah, yeah.
So you mentioned the giants coming in for a joint practice.
Brian Dable, great year last year.
You coached with him in Miami.
He told a story that when you were interviewing
for the tight end coaching job,
you spent half the interview out of breath
because you were smashing tables and chairs.
True or false? All right. True, I was out of breath because you were smashing tables and chairs. True false.
All right.
True, I was out of breath.
True, I used chairs.
I used chairs.
I don't know how much I was.
It's a wrestler, I used some chairs.
I don't know if I was smashing, you know,
the chairs into the walls and there was holes everywhere.
I think he exaggerated on that.
But yeah, okay, look, most of it was true.
All right, most of it was true.
Pasadet, yeah.
It was unbelievable.
It was the best.
Look, Dave's, man, he is a bright, bright coach, man.
It was, I was fortunate to be able to work under him
as the OC.
I learned a ton from him, but he's unbelievable, dude.
But yeah, and Tony Sprano was a head coach,
got rest of soul, but, you know, he had said, he had told Dave all,
hey man, I got a guy I want you to just interview him.
And, man, you know, I'd come, I was fresh out of playing.
Right.
I had just really retired the year before.
And then I was on staff with Tony as a kind of assistant
whole line coach.
And so, that next year, year 2011 he gets the job.
And so he asked him, hey man, why don't you let him interview?
Why didn't have the packet?
I didn't have all these, I mean, I don't know how you're supposed to interview as a coach.
So all I know is I'm just going to go in there and go through it.
I'm just like I was a player, right?
Here's the technique, here's the chair, here's the good, here's the play,
and then running routes and running around the table
and moving to the top.
So I just demoed everything.
I just demoed the whole thing.
And then he was, he was, so I could tell,
he was trying to keep from laughing.
And of course I'm dripping with sweat.
I guess I'm out of breath, you know?
And then he would throw, all right,
what happens with that chair?
Back that chair up 10 yards.
Now how you doing?
You know?
Yeah, it. Yeah.
Yeah.
It was awesome.
For chair credit, he also said that the next morning you were in the gym at 6 a.m.
Deadlift.
So you were actually power clean.
Yeah, power clean.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So you were ready to go still.
Well, that's a great story.
I mean, you know, I would imagine the interview for the head coach and job here, maybe a
little less sweaty.
It was the same thing.
I started with a zoom, so I was just showing
she all these moves.
I was demo, no.
No.
Yeah, I was much more prepared to interview as a head coach.
And I had all my ducks in a row.
And it was, yes.
And then you worked with Sean Payton for a while.
I did.
And there was just a story that came out the other day.
And in that story, it talked about how he likes,
he's got a video editor on staff
that makes all these motivational films for him.
Like he edited, I think like a car driving off a cliff.
I know that he used to play like the video
of the rats getting, have their next snap by Maus Draps.
Yes.
What was the one thing about motivating people
you learn from Sean?
Do you do any of that stuff?
I do, I do.
I'd like to change it up. I don't have as many of those little tr learn from Sean, do you do any of that stuff? I do, I do. I'd like to change it up.
I don't have as many of those little trinket videos,
some of those things,
but Sean was always great in doing those things.
And a lot of that coach Parcells was that way too.
But look, Sean, I just go back to this,
I was Sean, everything, man.
I learned more under Sean.
I spent more time under Sean Payton
than any other coach in this league as a player and a coach. I mean I was
with him for eight years out of my 11 as a player and then I coached under him
for five. So I learned so much as a player and I learned a ton of what I am as a
coach from him. But yeah, he was always that, you know, Sean now he's off the chain. He'll do some stuff.
Yeah.
But, but he gets your attention, you know, even gas cans and the lockers.
Yeah.
People that I told the story that you were talking about the mouse traps.
We, the players came in when I was at New Orleans, and, you know, I don't know, we'd just
won six in a row, you know, some more five or six in a row.
I think this was 2017,
and we're playing an opponent who is perceived
as a lesser opponent than the ones we just were able to be,
that nobody thought we could be, and we come in.
I mean, there are mouse traps hanging from the ceiling.
I don't know how many there are.
I mean, it looks like thousands of them,
and I don't even know who did it, who had them put up,
but they've got him up there
and there's some cheese on the floor and everything else
and it was that whole build on taking cheese.
Yeah, yeah.
All right, so very important question,
in terms of motivation, you said,
I think it was two years ago, when you guys lost the egos,
you said you buried the tape.
Did you actually bury the tape?
Yeah, AG took it out there.
Okay, good.
Thanks a lot.
You took it out there and every one of the players had an opportunity to just throw a little dirt on it.
Yeah.
Yeah, it was literally, it's buried out there somewhere right behind the facility here.
Okay, all right.
I'm so happy because I was worried for a second because I think, I think actually Tony
Spirano, who we mentioned earlier, he buried a football at one point.
Yeah, literally buried a football.
I think he did that when he took over his inner on my, at theiders. Yes, the Raiders. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Well, and look, here's what's funny about it,
right? It buried the tape. Well, who has a tape anymore, right? Right. Everything is
digital now. So we like literally had to have our video, video department. They kind
of put it on. I guess it was more of a CD, if you will, or a heart external hard drive.
Yeah. Yeah. You know, I just like, all right. We've got it there and now let's take it out and buried.
So it wasn't like the old school.
You know, you buried a computer.
I love that.
I'm so happy you said that because I was worried
you were just saying metaphorically you buried the tape.
No, you literally buried the tape.
We literally did.
That sounds great.
Good, yeah.
I remember when you were in Miami and the dantallica days
make everybody wear black practice uniforms.
You remember that?
Oh, of course.
Oh, we did.
This is the stuff that we remember.
Yeah, power stance.
Of course, we remember that.
Are you able to play any Metallica here?
Or do you let somebody else take control of this?
No, we've got what I've done is I let the person
that we have that runs the music for us.
I let, they handle it, but it goes through our players.
So I let our players obviously are most veteran guys
get to decide what's out there in practice,
but I told them once a day I just want, just give me one.
That's all I ask.
Just give me one Metallica song somewhere in there
and we're good and everything else belongs to the players.
Yeah, I like that.
All right, so a little weird question.
You run hot.
You see, you're on record as running hot.
I run hot as well.
Yeah.
Ideal sleeping temperature.
If you could pick it,
because the article that they had in the athletic was like,
your wife has to go to bed in full sweats and like a parka.
But if you're like on the road,
and you could get it to any temperature.
Yeah, on the road, if I can get it,
I mean, normally the lowest you can get is 55 in a hotel.
Right.
I got it at 55.
I get it as low as I can get it at home with Holly.
Yes, she does.
She wears the sweats.
Then you're looking at 65 is about as far as I can go with it.
Okay.
68 and I got the fan on full tilt.
Yep.
I got the chili pad underneath.
You know, I got that cranked down in 60s. So if you could, you'd be in the 40s if you could. Man if I could, I would. I love the mediocre, yeah.
I would, yes.
You're first move when you get, when you check in the hotel, you go straight for that thermostat.
I do.
Man of people, yeah.
That's the right point.
It's the thermostat and then pull the sheets because I hate the tucked in sheets.
No doubt a rip them.
Yes, no doubt. Yeah. You want your feet to feel sheets. No doubt a rip them. Yes, no doubt.
You want your feet to feel free.
I don't want them hanging out, but I want them free.
Yes, exactly.
Otherwise your toes get all bunched up in there.
It hurts.
Okay.
But no, that, that, yeah, you're talking about the,
here's my, man, I can sweat all day outside.
I got no problem.
He, humidity, I don't care, but it's like, man,
when I come inside, I don't want to come inside and drip with sweat. Yeah, you know, it's not my deal
Especially sleeping man. I don't want to sleep hot. Yeah, I run hot as well
I see yeah
I have just like not even a blanket just a cover like a sheet. Yes run hot. I hear you. Yeah, yeah
What about?
How many how many pints of talent you are you eating these days? I actually I'm back down
Because you were doing what two to three a night? Yeah, I'm I'm down to one and that's not every night right now
Believe it or not. It's not because of any like well, I just need to watch my what I just I don't know
I haven't craved to in a while so I just I'm down to one and and no you know
I'll go three nights in a row and sometimes I I don't go for another two nights or something
So we're about coffee?
How many cups do you have today?
Yeah, well, as of right now, I'm only two.
I haven't had anything post-practice this morning though.
I had whatever the big venties and two shots in each.
Like, I haven't changed that routine.
I brought you some coffee.
Oh, you do?
Yeah, I have a coffee company.
So right there, I've bought you everything.
Beans, grounds, whole bro,, hats, just say coffee on it.
I love it.
I got it all for you.
I love it, I appreciate it.
Yeah, I knew you were coffee.
I didn't get you guys anything.
No, your presence is a pressing job.
Yeah.
I do love the attention to detail,
even the coffee warmers here have,
or the hand coolers have grit on them.
You like that?
And I saw some guy outside,
he was wearing a massive chain
that had grit and big letters at the bottom. I didn't know if that was team issued or if that was
something that he made and brought from home. No, I haven't said was that a player? Was that a
thing? I think it was in the friends and family section. Oh, okay. I got to find that. I know.
You should do like a, as we have not doled out like grit chains or anything. That's not a bad idea.
Yeah. And say like the turnover chain film study. I like to.
Tuesday you're watching you win the grit, the grit chain for this week. so like the turnover chain film study I like Tuesday you're watching you win the grit the grit chain for this week
I like the great I do about yeah, you can use that one
You get a whole great economy going great if we do that. I'm gonna give you credit for that
Yeah, we go. Hey me and greek coin. I've got I've got a segment that we do with every
Interview that we have it's questions from a third grader
So I talked to miss Joyce's third grade class in dripping spring's Texas,
and they had three questions for you.
You know dripping springs?
Yeah, down in central Texas.
Yep, yep, yep.
First question was, do you like cats or dogs?
Dogs.
Good answer.
Good answer. Good answer.
Second question, this is from Brian.
He's eight.
What's your favorite food?
Favorite food, probably rib-eyed steak.
Oh, that's another great answer. Third
question is from Jenny. She's also eight. Do you think that St. Anger was unfairly maligned by critics who
don't understand the sonic importance of the album? It's a pretty good question. It's a great question.
It's an eight-year-old man. Absolutely. I do. Yeah. That's a great question. Yeah it is. I don't know if she asked it, but I don't know if she's really.
No she's really.
Yeah, yeah.
That's a outstanding question.
That's a totally real thing we do.
People speak on St. Anger I guess.
Yes.
That's outstanding.
Do you listen to a rage too?
No.
Oh, so just Metallica.
What's the second?
Like what's your second favorite?
Um, honestly, I'm Metallica and then I'm like Classic Rock.
Okay.
To be honest with you.
And I love Classic Country, you know.
Those are kind of mine.
So I don't, I kind of, it's just, I've got this, you know, I don't know.
Metallica's just, I've always been partial to the album.
It speaks to you.
It's its own genre kind of.
For raking Classic Rock, what's your favorite classic rock bands?
Leonard Skinnerd. Yes. Correct. Leonard Skinner would definitely be up there. Number two.
Number two, probably journey. Number three, forerner. Yeah. You know, it's about as far as I'm
out right now. It's a good list. Yeah. I've been learning Freiburg for the last three years.
I like Dyer's Dreads. Yeah. Yeah. You know, we just say it again. I've been learning free bird for the last three years. I like dyer straights. Yeah.
You know, we just say it again.
I've been learning free bird for the last three years.
Really?
I'm about four years.
I haven't, I've peaked at 75%.
But maybe you could motivate me to finally finish free bird.
I would have to be with you in the moment while you're doing it.
Okay.
I think.
I have any help and I can't guarantee I could, but I much better than just over the fall on our Zoom or you know. What about like, I wake up in the morning and I'm like guarantee I could but I much better than just over the phone or zoom or
What about like I wake up in the morning and I'm like I really don't want to practice that same song again. I can do that call me
Okay, yeah, yeah, you don't mean that yeah, yeah, this isn't a question. It's just a statement. We love Jared golf
Yeah, absolutely. I love Jared golf. We love you. I'm glad you love Jared. I love Jared golf. Yeah, absolutely. I love Jared. God. We love you. I'm glad you love Jared. I love
Jared. God. We love him. I'm glad you love him. We love him so much that we'll let you have him.
Thank you very much. Yeah. See what we did there. I like. Yeah. He'll come back.
What's it? What's it like coaching your son, Jack? You know, I, well, look, there's times where I'm really proud
of him that he's part of my lineage,
but then there's other parts that I don't claim him.
That's just part of being a rookie.
And he's got a growth.
I learned, you know?
It's a small part of drafting.
You're like, let's move him up one spot.
He's got a good last name.
Yeah.
I hope that we can get the jersey.
That's what everybody thought.
And it took me a while before I was like,
maybe I need to check see if he is kin to me.
We've been scouting him for about two months before it even dawned on me.
I wonder if he's somewhere down the line.
He's not though.
I got an actual football question here for you.
In the draft, you also took Gibbs a running back, right?
And there's been a lot of talk about running backs being kind of a devalued position over the last, what, 10, 12 years. You saw something and that made you want to grab them
in the first round. What is it about Gibbs that you think is, is special enough to warrant that pick?
For a college player, you know, we knew he was smart. Like he was very smart and he was versatile.
Those two things, like you can see the athletic ability,
like everybody knows what he ran, you know,
you see what he run, he's an explosive, fast athlete,
but then you see a guy who can read the wide zones,
he can run some downhill runs,
and then man, he's a factor in the past game.
The routes out of the back field,
we think there's more to him, potentially outside,
as kind of a slide outside receiver, any smart,
because you can't do all that unless he is smart.
And that's why, like, A.K.,
that's one of the reasons A.K. is the player
that he's become, is he's got these things in his body
in versatility, but he's smart, man.
And like, you can ask him to do a ton of different jobs
because he can grasp it.
And that's what intrigued us about him. And look, he's one of the best players in the draft.
This was not the strongest draft class or, you know, draft that there's been in a number of
years. So we were all about, let's get the best players that we can get. Yeah. All right,
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Yeah, look, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I,. No look. Here's what I'd say. No, I don't just crown command
It I have to get I have to think about it just when it goes it goes
But look, I here's what I'd say about football man when I think about football this
Man we anybody who's who's been able to play this sport at any level man when you're a kid
Anybody who's been able to play this sport at any level, man, when you're a kid, you know, middle school, high school, college, you're fortunate enough to go to the pros, man, to
me, we owe everything to this game.
And the game speaks for itself.
And it's not about what this group of people have done for this game or this group of people
have done for this game and how this has made this game better.
The game speaks for itself and the only thing we can do is mess it up.
And to me, don't ever disrespect this game because it is, in my opinion, it's the greatest
it's the greatest sport that you can possibly play.
Man, it's a team sport.
And you there's blood, there's sweat, there's tears.
And everybody's got to be,
got to be going the same way to have success. One guy is out of the boat or he's not
rolling and it'll mess everything up. And I just think it's not for everybody.
But, but I just, I respect the hell out of it. And to me, we, we owe it as players, coaches,
anybody that's associated with to give it everything you've got
because it is an unbelievable game, man.
You're about to cry.
I don't, I just get emotional about the game.
I love it.
I mean, that's, it makes me so pumped
when you talk about football.
There was that moment in hard knocks
where you had that like the end of hard knocks
and it was like, this guy cares so much
and I love watching people who care that much about something.
It's like, it's, it's something that you just like,
you draw it off somebody like that energy
is something special.
You have.
Well, I don't know, but I appreciate it.
It look, it's, I love the game, man.
And I love people that give it all they have to it too.
Yeah, yeah.
Well, coach Campbell, yeah.
Best of luck this year, except against the Bears.
You're the best, though.
We could not have picked a better guy to start
Crit Week for us.
Well, listen, I appreciate you guys.
I'm glad that you started here.
Yeah.
And I appreciate the means of them.
So thank you very much.
We've been doing it for eight years,
and we figured this is the way to go.
I love it.
Thank you.
All right.
Thank you, guys.
Appreciate you. Thank you. All right. Thank you guys. Appreciate you.
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Okay, boys. Mount Rushmore of recurring guests. This is going to be, this might not be
the smartest thing we've done. I'm excited about it though because it is, it feels like
some feelings will get hurt. There's stakes on the line for this. It's like three levels of feelings too,
because it's the recurring guests that will see this
and anyone who gets left off,
it is us having to pick our favorite recurring guests.
And then there's pressure on the AWLs.
They vote for their favorite grouping of recurring guests.
Yeah, you can really piss some people off.
Yeah, so this is all around gonna be interesting.
We're also back to, we're all, we're all,
every Mount Rushmore is gonna be recorded live.
Yep.
The standings, 16 big hadn't PFT, 16 Jake and Billy,
15 main max.
So all the North Carolina recordings are over.
It's the rest of the summer.
Summer calling it the Great Reef War. It is the rest of the summer. Summer calling it the Great Rewar.
It is the Great Rewar.
And this is the...
We've already decided by the way,
because we do try to, we take feedback,
we try to evolve.
Next summer we're gonna go back to solo,
me, PFT and Hank, and, you know, if you lose,
it doesn't matter, but this one,
so it's savor the wars, what I'm saying.
You have one month left of the Mount Rush War war next summer, we'll switch it back up
and the summer after that we'll switch it back up.
But this next month will be as contentious as it gets.
We're reading the ideas from AWLs from Mount Rushmores.
And when we came across this one, we set out loud in the cars, meet Pickett and Hank
and all three of us simultaneously go, oh my God.
Yeah.
Because it's like, it's not feeling your butthole puckers, you're excited, you start
sweating.
This is the mark of a good Mount Rushmore topic.
This is.
Yes.
What were the other ones that we were thinking about?
There's a lot of good ones.
Mount Rushmore of Billy's lies that he's told us.
Yes.
That was good.
That would be a good one.
Yeah.
Mount Rushmore was there one Mount Rushmore of Hank's
golf videos or golf shots that sucked or something about Hank. You were going through it for the whole weekend. Oh, yeah, you were. Mount Rushmore of Hank golf YouTube comments. That would be five.
Yeah, thank for how much you play golf. You think you'd be better. We wish you that one.
Oh, Hank, do you want to spoil the alert?
You should watch the Me versus Hank golf video
that came out on Thursday.
What was it called?
Oh, it was called, it was actually originally titled
Breaking 100 because Hank and I were on the same team,
but then it evolved into something much more interesting
than that.
Ooh.
It was just breaking 100.
That's all it was.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Me and Hank on a hundred, that's all it was. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, me and Hank on a team.
Let's try to win it.
Uh, no.
I'm just kidding.
All right.
What's the order?
What do we have it?
Jake sent it to us, right?
Jake's not here.
No, but he sent it to us.
Jake said you are getting cost.
Dude, I have for the whole mean max I spent a lot of time thinking about this.
I produced pretty much every time I was able to do it.
I was able to do it.
I was able to do it.
I was able to do it.
I was able to do it.
I was able to do it.
I was able to do it.
I was able to do it.
I was able to do it. I was able right into it. Yeah, okay. What else? What else? I'm just nervous.
I'm nervous too.
Yeah, I mean, I spent a lot of time thinking about this.
Uh, you know, I've produced pretty much every episode except for the ones on my vacation.
Probably probably 90, 95 percent.
Uh, been around for.
I know.
Oh, man. I don't know.
90 percent.
I actually think I know what you're going to pick.
At least.
He was the first person.
He was a huge name superstar.
He came on, he did the interview.
It got picked up by all the big outlets.
It was one of the kind of like,
wow, we've made it moments.
Oh, wow. He is the biggest winner of,
he has had the one the most awards of our biggest award
of the year, Blake the year, Boston Celtic, Blake Griffin.
Okay, okay, good pick. Good pick. I thought you were going to go with something else.
I think we go with our one one. Sure, yeah, let's do it.
I think he has been on the most episode. We liked him so much. We hired him.
Yeah, he is the most dependable recurring guest we have. It's never a bad time. It is Ryan
Whitney. Ryan Whitney.
Ryan Whitney is, he is Mr. Dependable and like,
I don't think anyone has ever listened
to a Ryan Whitney interview and not had a great time.
From day one, he came on and he was talking about
gas and beers, chuck and nuts.
Chuck and nox, all that.
Yeah, he's the best.
Yeah, I mean, I, I, I,
actually I thought you were gonna go with it.
I thought, because like he is,
I think he is the most, I think he, when we did it, but we have a whole award dedicated to Blake. I have a Ryan of the air Ryan would be the guy
When he's a Ryan of the year. He's our Ryan of the year. Yeah, yeah
Wow, I just said, hey, he's our Ryan of the year not our re-en of the year
Big difference.
That's a two-step-it-a-word.
Two totally different awards.
Two totally different awards.
I guess.
No, their names are different.
Sure.
How do you spell them?
Okay, you can spell Alex different ways too,
with the same name.
No, that's not true.
We're gonna have a Brooks in our Blake of the year.
Yeah. He's a Blake. Yeah have a Brooks in our Blake of the year. Yeah,
is a Blake. Yeah. I had two backs back. Yep. Yeah. You sure is going to make sure this
doesn't get contentious. No, I'm going deep cuts, Lenny Dykesstra. Okay. Good pick.
And stingray Steve. Okay. All right. Okay. So only age time. Maddie was in this room.
You got Billy.
No, no, no, no, no. The eight timers will know the seven six timers may not feel
keep you. I mean, they were like, they were like, they weren't even really guests.
Yeah, but they were good. Dude, I almost pissed myself in the car when you guys were calling
a lane die. It was so fucking funny. Yeah, I think Len myself in the car when you guys are calling Lane Dyke's
Yeah, I think Lenny's a good pick stingray Steve's not the Hindenburg You know, I know I know but he also went all the humanity
Those you know know you know, right here we go. I should be just do it's going to the Ryan
We could go we get black tomorrow. Yeah, let's collect all the rights. Ryan Ricella. We got Ricella.
Also, Mr. Dependent, we got Whitney.
What are you looking at me for?
I'll let you explain your pack first.
Well, we need to explaination about Ryan Ricella.
He's great.
The life episodes, Ryan is incredible on those.
He's been a great friend of the show throughout the years.
Yeah.
And those are our two like rocks.
If you had to like, if you had to be like,
who we call it up for a show, who we know will show up. It's the years. Yeah. Those are two rocks. If you had to be like, who we call it up for a show,
who we know will show up, it's the Ryan.
And also I think those two could probably beat up
as a tag team duo, almost every other combination.
Yes.
Yes.
Go ahead, Denegrate.
I'm not, I'm not Denegrate.
Ryan or Sill is a great guest.
Ryan of the year?
Ryan of the year.
Reen of the year.
Yeah. He's reen of the year. All right, year. Ryan of the year. Yeah. Reen of the year. Yeah. He's reen of the year. Um, all right.
We are going to go again. I'm thinking a long term. I'm thinking of
the show like best recurring guests. Okay. We weren't thinking of
that either. Uh, uh, Scott Van Pelt. Good pick. Great.
Great. Good pick. Uh, and then we're gonna go with
the news. You might not come on again because his house burned down
last time he came on.
That's sad. I'm sorry to.
It sucks.
Yeah.
A lot.
Do you not remember that?
I do.
Yeah.
That's, yeah.
It's important.
But great recurring guests only one of the only guests on, you know,
Barcel Vantauk, absolute legend.
He had been spinning right now with delight.
What?
His head spinning with the light, the logo spinning.
Yeah.
The man, the meds treated Matt Schrozer. And he got picked on the recurring spinning. Yeah, the Matt the Matt's treated Matt Schroozer
And he got picked on the recurrent gas also scoffing and pillow
I think that his his dome would look awesome on a real Mount Rushmore carved in the side of the mountain. Yeah
And then we're gonna go with Tim Woods
Okay, I could pick I was a panda pick good pick great pick. How is that a panda pick? All right, what should we do here?
What are you looking at Max?
I mean, I'm just looking at Billy.
I like two numbers together.
Big cat, I like two.
Oh yeah, let's go two.
Easy.
Yeah.
Jariokato.
Easy.
Love Jerry.
Love Jerry.
Love Jerry had no idea what to expect from Jerry first day came in and just a delightful
man.
He's become like a very big part of this show through an interview that we thought
we're like, oh, fuck, we'll do Jerry O'Connell and then we're like, this guy is the best.
So yeah, can't wait for our fantasy football preview with Jerry O'Connell this year.
Billy.
Two more backed back.
Yeah.
He helped.
That's how I'm going to go with Joe.
So this is bad feelings are going to get hurt.
There's so many that I have. No, no, I'm going Joe burrow and Josh Allen.
Okay. Okay.
Good.
Okay.
Okay.
I would have taken them before the stingray.
I really got vaccinated to like meet Josh Allen.
That's the only reason I got vaccinated.
What?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Wait, you got vaccinated?
Yeah.
Fuck.
Josh Allen would be so mad at you if you if you found that out. I know
That was the only reason what did you didn't even get back?
I know dude. It was like did you just not did Jake even send you a list? I didn't even look at his
Rejakes list after yeah, let's read out. Okay, great. All right. This is big. Okay, it is big
Because Billy's punted on this entire draft. I like 10, 11, so I win.
Let's go with six.
Okay, six, okay.
Can we see these.
We're taking boomer.
We're taking boomer.
Oh, really?
You pumped about that?
Yeah.
Okay, boomer.
And just so we know, just so we're clear,
Hank made us pick six,
any other great recurring guests.
It would have been you.
You would have been you.
Yeah, for sure.
Just so we're clear,
it would have, I'm talking to all of them.
They know exactly who they are.
It would have been you, Hank took that out of our hands.
He made that pick for us.
Just anyone who's listening right now
is like, why didn't I get picked?
It literally was gonna be it.
Lane Hank.
Yeah. I'm thrilled he made it this far.
I kind of regretted I'm not taking the last round.
The people's lawyer, Mike Portino.
Okay, good pick.
Adam and I were like,
yeah, you were just gonna have one, you're a pick.
You're a pick.
Well, no, our pick would have been,
if it wasn't for your pick of Chris Berman for us,
it would have been Max Homa,
it would have been Chris Enkyle Long.
And it was the first guest on the show. He was the first person you wanted to get on the show. You didn't even pick him. It would have been Max Holma, it would have been Chris and Kyle Long. I mean, Chris was a first guest on the show.
He was the first person you want to get on the show.
You're naming Picker.
It would have been tight.
Same for you, dude.
You've been on the show.
Well, it's not my show.
Yeah, it is.
We had a third to third.
We had Coach Joe.
No, it's not.
Yeah, it is.
We had Joe Buck.
You could paint just as much as me and P.F.
Yeah, no, no.
Dr. Fauci.
I can't lay his on my list.
I'm not sure if it's not his on my show.
I'm not sure if it's on my list on my short list. Dr. Fauci was on my short list.
Dan Heron, Joe Buck, Greg Olsley, Bordles, Kittle, Paul Bisonette, Brooks, death, death.
Oh, so many good ones.
Tommy Lasorda, also for the Ireland's first death, foul ball guy, Bill Bauton, Michael
Rappaport, Michael John Cena, Edelman,
Dac press Scott, Julian Adam and I should have picked that.
I'm sorry. We should do worse that one. That's not me. Oh, you didn't pick
jewels. I should have picked. He was on the VR pick. Yeah. But you made us
pick Chris Burman. Yeah. That's top. That's shit. I should have gone death.
This was a dumb thing for us to do. Really dumb, you gotta go. It's a really dumb thing.
You want to just bleed this entire thing out?
We'll also belly like pun and like that we need the board.
Yeah, no, we couldn't.
We should have had both long brothers,
we should have jewels.
Billy, just.
I didn't punt.
I still give us Jake's list.
Well, it was all the ones you just said.
Okay, SVP blakes with bizbock,
misport, no, I mean,
it's a low tightest Josh Allen,
which I got.
So he's gonna be so mad at you for stingray, Steve.
His billy is trying to throw this draft.
Yeah, I'm not, but his, his bots will probably give him the
vick. I don't have bots.
I'm sorry. I was playing so
about Billy's computer and the thing and the first thing
on the thing was Dr. Fauci.
I just, I'm sorry. I was playing silver. I was computer on the thing and the first thing on the thing was Dr. Fauci and I just
Wells we got some great. JJ Green Nichols. AJ Green came back at the K. K. K. K. K. K.
K.
K.
K.
K.
K. K.
K.
K.
K. K.
K. K.
K. K. K. He was hilarious. Yeah, this actually came from Mike Tyson.
Michelle Mellison.
And Bill's interview on Friday,
who he will be a recurring guest.
Vrable.
Vrable.
He's gonna kill us.
The floor for taking all the shit that we give him.
Air Rogers.
Yeah.
Air Rogers, yeah.
My favorite guy.
Grunk.
Grunk.
Lever King, I thought Billy was gonna take Lever King.
I did too. Yeah
He was really short. Yeah
Yeah, I mean Billy picked a guy that was a single race team would never was a guest
He just we he we recorded a call that we put on my faith
He really we's probably my favorite game
He was in a click. I like this show so much more seven years. Yeah
We might get some but that also is when you weren't on it. I know
Bill is the first person that replies like this show was so much better before Billy. I can't wait till Billy's gone
No, yeah, Billy's
Because he wants to go back to listening to my
Because he wants to go back to listening to park my
It's gonna be hard I didn't call life as we ruined your life. No, no
I mean, it's actually very easy to listen to a podcast no
Download it's like to thought you need two touches of your thumb. I'm not driving anywhere anymore. Yeah, that's true
Because you lost your license Well, we don't talk about that.
Okay, you're right.
Dude, I thought, bleep that out.
That's a good wink, Billy.
Good job.
You said it with an all-time wink.
I've no camera here.
That was down in the ground.
I see the ground.
Actually, my eyes are so puffed.
My eyes are swollen.
Max, please make it puffed out of that.
Because I want to use my-
I have the aliens up you got the aliens.
All right, you can draft, maybe.
Yeah, I'm going to win getting in the honorable
I want to fucking win this.
We should just put underneath the
top for now.
All the honorable mentions.
San Franelli.
Could any of that.
Thank you.
Yeah, we should put a honorable mention and just list them all.
Oh, Florio, Florio, Prisco,
Shafter, all the other standards. Yellow.
Kittle kiddo. I said kiddo. Okay. Yeah, we were gonna pick kiddo actually. We were Sorry, this other pick. The worst is gonna be the people that we didn't even mention right here. That's what I'm saying.
We need you an honorable mention. I know. Can we do an honorable mention with literally every guess we've ever had?
It's gonna take a while.
Randy Moss.
Yes.
Yes.
Randy Moss, for sure.
Kirk cold.
It's very sorry.
Kirk.
That's what you guys are.
Kirk Herb Street.
It's more than her Herb Street.
Yeah.
Kirkman a hand.
Riggs.
Mm-hmm.
Jay.
McShay.
Dave Portnoy.
Daniel Jeremiah.
The Portnoy
Aaron Nagler
Alright who else anyone I mean we just listening ever you guessed now. I mean it's just too many name Aaron Andrews closer Thompson. Yeah. Yeah, fuck
Bonk
Roseville
Bonk
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Pedro
Laila Ali
Stov
Stov Firefisher Yeah, had stuff I'm a pro Laila Ali of stop stop
I'm sure yeah, I had stuff hurt.
Um hmm.
We really fucked up.
Yeah, this was a mistake.
This is bad idea.
Genie Bushard.
Genie Bushard.
Oh, jeez, jeez, I'm a calm.
Oh, yeah.
Okay, Z. Hey, yeah, we haven't had them on in a while.
He's got to come back on.
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John Taffer. You're at Mac.
Taff dad. Big waste.
Okay. I was like, oh, yeah.
He's allergic to water.
Every Mac. No, he's allergic to those. Yeah. Yeah.
Adam Morrison. John Taffer.
Taff. Taff. Yeah. Fuck.
Really fucking guy. Fiori.
Guy Fiori. Guy Fiori.
Yeah.
That's enough.
There's like 17 ways to say his last name,
and that's the end.
This was such a bad idea.
Fiori.
Fiori?
Fiori.
Fiori.
Fiori.
Fiori.
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which probably post some of those clips. Yeah. I mean, it's getting on that, please. I havenD. V.E.D. V.E.D. DK Mac have Anne Aaron Donald, which probably post some of those clips.
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I have an idea.
Okay, once the the idea Dan?
There's three shows this week. Yep, okay. I think we should do a random drawing on
The three shows a one person has a shave. Nope
Yep, I'm down. I'm in a man. This is this is we can include we can include
So it's the five of us, we can include memes.
Four of us, I'm not doing it.
You're not shaving?
No.
Hank, don't you want to go above and be honest with us?
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So everyone, you're out.
You're out.
You're full of the idea.
Yep.
You're fully out.
Big guy, I just like to say that I'm in for the idea.
All right.
Great.
I have a lot to lose.
I'm in.
Max.
Thanks out.
Yeah, you could be in.
You also might not get picked.
Hank, this is the thing where you always get picked.
But if you go, I always lose.
It's a random, there's no facial hair.
I do have facial hair.
If it's random, I am, Billy has no facial hair.
I have a lot.
You have kids.
Okay.
Hank, the aliens might come down overnight
and then the world's over and you don't even have
to show.
Hank, you might not get picked.
Okay, but I'm not.
Why don't you say yes, you're in
and then if you get picked, say no, I'm not.
How about goatee? That's a lame. Yeah, you can do goatee. Okay, but why don't you say yes you're in and then if you get picked say no, I'm not about go to the lane.
Yeah, you can do go to I did this. I've done this on
Yeah, all right, you're in for go to I'm in for mustache. I did this. Okay, second gruel. We go to you're in. Yeah, I'll go
Facebook. I'm in. So it's gonna be three times.
And then and then Jake. I mean, Jake stays. We're looking at people who don't have
Beards. Okay, Jake's a smooth boy. Jim generator name picker.
Oh, so it's gonna be shaved anyways.
Here we go.
All right. So who's in everyone.
Okay, PFT.
Billy just put Hank's name in there just for fun. Just see what it would pick.
Jake.
Memes.
Big cat.
Max. I'm gonna put my name on there if you want. I did.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven. All right.
We should do go T. I'll put a razor. I'll put a razor on my face.
You guys should. Okay.
Okay. Let me make it. What about a go T for the need beard guys?
We really are you serious? We just said that.
I'm doing. Yeah, you can do. I'm so sorry.
I got idea, guys. What about waffle house? Here we go.
Random name picker
Here we go watch the YouTube
It's gonna be
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Fuck it was me!
Oh, that was great.
That's perfect.
That was great.
Oh.
Well tomorrow's interviews I'll have a mustache.
Also Hank isn't allowed to celebrate this because he didn't want to play it.
Not at all.
All right, we'll do it again on Tuesday and then we'll do it again on Thursday.
I'm now off because I'm gonna shave.
Are your names eliminated?
See, my name is eliminated.
I'm not your shave, but yeah.
Okay.
I don't think that I think that your name should still be on.
Why would my name still be on?
I'm gonna shave.
Well, that is not even that bad for you
because you'll already be the most actually.
So then you should go ahead and shave then too.
What?
Is that even that bad?
No, well, the second time wouldn't be that bad.
This is all because I love the sponsors.
And this is a proof to clip this and put it out there.
Any sponsor will go above and beyond.
Same except for Hank.
He won't do a sponsoring my ass.
He won't do, he won't do shit.
Do we have a bit and do we have?
Yes.
Yes.
Great.
We're going to do it right after the tune into the Monday vlog.
What's the schedule for a great week videos this week?
Well, first max is putting the writer cup out.
That's right.
No, I'm not doing writer cup.
I'm not doing writer cup.
Monday is definitely Dan Campbell.
Okay, the rest, the writer.
You'll throw it into one of them.
Yeah, no, well, this will be a social clip.
Oh, okay, social clip.
Great. Awesome. I'm so full. Oh, okay. Social clip. Great.
Awesome.
I'm so happy.
I'm like the fat.
I've been in a long time.
It'll look great.
Next Monday.
I'm going to have to do all these in the worst part is that we're going to do interviews
that we're not going to run for like two weeks.
So I'll have my beard back, but I people will be like, uh, fuck. Okay. All right,
Monday reading. Fuck, fuck, fuck, whatever. I'm fine with it. I'm fine with it. I'm fine.
Yeah. You're fine. Everyone else. Totally fine. I was fine with it. My name was on the
thing. Yeah. And it will be on it on Tuesday. It'll be on on Thursday. Okay. Can I still use the big stuff? You could do go, Chief?
Or just sideburns, Hank, long ass sideburns. I did this already.
I look like Mar from home alone. Do you remember, Greg Week? I was, I did the whole,
the whole time. I was doing it each, each stop, it did different thing. And it was the design.
I raised that for my memory. Yeah, I don't remember. No, all post pictures.
Okay, it was alarming.
Yeah.
Monday reading, coin boys.
So I think PFTI both saw this on Twitter.
It is a screen grab from Reddit teachers.
Okay.
And it goes every year these kids come back
with a new annoying quirk.
Coin boys are apparently the new thing.
So it reads, in my 10th year of teaching,
mostly freshman, and I, what's STG?
Don't agree.
And I swear to God, that is, that's insane.
That's a teacher?
Yeah.
That's yikes.
Hey, it's considering how fast you picked that up.
I swear to God, ever since the pandemic,
and honestly, like five years before that,
there's always a new thing students bring to school
that they learned over the summer from the internet
or wherever.
The newest thing here is a flock of self-proclaimed coin boys
who carry a quarter on hand at all time and constantly flip it.
They have their entire personality
who revolve around coins, coin flips and chants.
When we went around doing an icebreaker,
four or five of the kids said some variation of,
I lived by the coin and I died by the coin as their fact.
I love that.
They're like two-faced.
This is the most dude's rock thing ever.
Just about an hour ago, when I assigned the first assignment of the school year,
one of the coin boys was bold enough to say,
heads I do it, tails I don't.
I told him if he flipped the coin,
he would be getting a call home on the first week of high school.
He flipped it anyway and it came up heads.
Thank God for that at least.
That's such a possible to your teacher.
He had to do it.
You're establishing dominance.
Yeah.
I guarantee she didn't call home.
Yeah.
Because you're gonna do it.
Yeah.
She's only gonna call home if you're not gonna do it.
This is also one of those situations.
What are we,
much that must be done.
Yeah, as much as she hates it,
she also understands you do live by the coin dog.
I actually think that she respects the coin.
We should do this for the entire great week.
All of our decisions should be coin.
Lipic coin you shave, Hank.
Yeah.
All of our decisions should be coined. Lippet coin you shave, Hank. Yeah. All of our decisions should be coined based.
But then the other coin.
Like, shave your head.
Give me a million dollars, Bick, I'll do it.
If you put up shaving your head, I'll do it.
I actually said, I said, tell Bick,
I will shave my head for a million dollars.
I'll shave my beard for a million dollars.
Okay.
Boom.
You shave your head, I'll shave my beard.
Okay, a million dollars, Bick.
No, but like, why why would you?
Why why do you want to do it for the sponsor?
Don't you want to go above me on?
Well, because I've been growing this hair out for
same 11 12 years, 100 K.
I'll undercut them.
All right, back to the coin boys, Billy's a little
less than a steak.
But then the other coin boy in that class flipped his coin and came up
tails. So he was, he was homework. He said the coin is spoken. He's not little less than that. But then the other coin boy in that class flipped his coin and came up tail so he was through his homework.
He said, the coin is spoken and he's not doing it.
I say very well, enjoy your zero and your call home.
What a great way to start off school year
and your high school career.
I really hope this dies off soon.
I haven't seen anything online about this when I Googled it.
So I'm guessing it's just a local friend group thing
unless one of you has some more info.
Yeah.
Well, it sounds like they're high school freshmen, right?
Yeah.
So you have to get creative sometimes
when you're hanging out with your freshman.
You don't always have a friend that can go out
by a beer or whatever.
You have a lot of time to kill around your house.
So it sounds like they just got really into coins
over the summertime.
I don't think it's an internet thing.
I think this is a very, a very cool group of kids
that came up with a hilarious game.
The only way to defeat the coin is with the coin.
Yeah.
This teacher needs to go up to the front of the class.
Day two would be like, I'm going to flip a coin.
Heads, you guys can stay living by the coin, dying by the coin.
Tails, the coin's over.
Yes.
And they have to respect the coin.
Yes.
You have to buy the coin, die by the coin.
Yeah.
That's your only way out.
You have a 50% chance of getting out of this.
It's, I love this.
They just live with a thrill every single day.
We're gonna flip a coin for every decision we make.
Yeah, that's the way to live.
I might be a coin boy.
Yeah.
This is also, is this also not the plot of no control?
Yeah, it's heavier burden.
Yeah.
Maybe they just watched that movie.
It's heavier burden or two face.
Yeah, so yeah, I think we should become coin boys.
Mm-hmm.
I'm going to start flipping coins for random things that we decide.
Hank, you're in.
Sure.
Coins?
We're going to get some coins.
I never, I never have coins.
It's a flex to be walking down the hallway with like four quarters in your pocket, just jingling
everywhere.
It's how people used to roll around all the time.
Yeah, it's true.
I'm going to play pool.
It almost, yeah, it was the only thing that better would be doing number.
69.
There we go.
I could have said it anyway, this episode you never would have gotten it.
You never would have gotten it.
You never would have gotten it.
21.
I go 88.
Means, have you ever gotten this?
Shit.
Never.
I don't think you can guess one,
because it, well, it starts at one.
I don't know if it can do one again.
Okay.
I hope it goes one this time.
Shane, you want to guess?
41.
Steve, you want to guess?
41 for Shane. 36 for Steve. Sound guy, you want to guess? Steve you want to guess 41 for Shane
36 for Steve sound guy you want to guess Matt Matt
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22 oh
So close Billy
So close Billy I had one
What would you yeah, we'd be going to waffle house. Yeah, we would I go I would go love you guys hungry right now
Hungry old time. Yeah, that's true. Mm-hmm love you guys
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