Pardon My Take - Lions WR Amon Ra St Brown, Phil Mickelson Likes To Gamble, Mt Rushmore Of Siblings + Fyre Fest

Episode Date: August 11, 2023

Phil Mickelson likes to Gamble, a lot(00:00:00-00:14:35). We read some headlines around the sports world and Max finally gets to celebrate a no hitter(00:14:35-00:32:58). Lions Wide Receiver Amon Ra St Brown joins the show to talk about his break out year, all the guys drafted in front of him, growing up with a bad ass dad, how he and his brothers settled beefs and tons more(00:32:58-01:00:53). We do Mt Rushmore of siblings(01:00:53-01:24:01) and end with Fyre fest of the week (01:24:01-01:36:54)You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

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Okay, let's go. Boy! Now in the street there is violence And then a lot of stuff is worth to be done No place to hang out or washing And then again they are on your son Oh no, we're gonna rock it down too It's part of my take. There's an about harshness for us. Welcome to part of my take today is Friday, August 11th. And I'm starting to think the Phil Michelson might be a little bit of a gambler. You bet a billion dollars. So that's tough

to do. That's total. That's one dollar for every download part of my take is that. Oh yeah, seriously. We don't we don't like to pat ourselves on the bad. We might as well. That is a wild stat. Gas, who's, you know, probably, he's actually in charge of all bar stool. Well, we should give him credit for this because Gaz did pick us up off the scrap heap. He invented part of my take, and he actually writes every episode.

He's writing what I'm saying right now. So apparently he tweeted out that, according to PodTrack, there have been 10 podcasts in the history of podcasting that have reached a billion downloads and you're listening to one of them. That's pretty fucking wild. When I saw that, I was like, man, take a second,

holy shit, thank God we got everyone in China to listen to part of my team. It is very, very insane. We do have to go after the Indian audience, too, if we really want to make credit numbers explode. Sash and Tendilkar, best quick player of all time. Not mine, who'd you go? The other one, Jiminy.

Yep. So it is humbling to think that there's a billion people that have downloaded this, but I just like to take the opportunity to tell the college radio station that fired me to suck my dick. Yeah, there we go. But yeah, seriously, we've gotten a little sappy

a couple of times in the last couple of months, but we'll get sappy again. That is a mind-blowing, mind-blowing stat. So thank you to everyone who supports us. Best fans in the world. Best fans in the world. I told this story last week, but remember when we were driving to Detroit

and we're like, what if part of my take hadn't worked? How much would that have sucked? It would have sucked big time. How much would it have sucked? Also, the way that that they phrase that list, one of 10, that means that we're the 10th. That means that we're... We have over nine MLKs. Yeah, it's cross the billion. It's exactly the darn reward. That's fine. Yeah. That's fine. I mean, Joe Rogan is like, that's the craziest part about Joe Rogan is like, we are a very big podcast and Joe Rogan

dwarfs us. He's probably got 10 billion. Yes. Yes. So thank you to all the WLs. It is just Billy downloading his episode a thousand times of it. It's crazy. We got to one billion without even hitting our 500th episode. That is wild.

Yeah. If you break it down by the number of shows, fastest. Yeah. We're a fucking rocket ship. We're fastest to a billion. Can't wait until we get to a thousand episodes. No, 500. No, but I mean like imagine us if we're double, even double. We're fastest to a billion. I can't wait till we get to a thousand episodes. No, 500. No, but I mean, like imagine us if we're double, even.

We've even gotten to 500. Wait, let me look this up. I'm pretty sure. This is our 500th episode. This is our 500th episode. It's our 100th episode. I think it's today. Okay.

Congratulations guys. Congratulations, our 500th. I'm pretty sure viewing the backend, I think a thousand past. Jake, come on. I'm gonna ruin the bit. I know it's a bit, but like, it's a bit. Oh, okay. Yeah, that's okay.

Jake, what did you think about Phil Mickelson betting a billion dollars? I have a take. I don't think that that's as crazy. It's a lot of money. It's a lot of money, okay? But it's not wins and losses. That's right. Money gamble.

Right, so if you break it down by the numbers, if we dive into Phil's gambling career, he's lost, I think, a hundred million dollars. Right, that's a lot. That's a lot. That's a lot. I'm gonna say that Phil Mickelson is a pretty good gambler. He's a pretty good gambler.

He's only lost 10%. I was just thinking about it. I did float. This is a little trial balloon this morning in my house. I told my wife, you see Phil Mikkelson has gambled a billion dollars, little perspective, like man, that's crazy. Yeah.

And she was like, how much of you? And I was like, oh, I gotta go. Yeah. So I was thinking about it. I do think that it's an eye popping number. It also goes back to my belief that anyone who is a gambler, save how much you have gambled and just wait for the book. Because it is a all-time, like Charles Barkley,

I think did this as well, where it's like, if you're writing a book, just throw out a big number of how much money you've gambled and you will get people to buy your book. Yeah, it's actually a pretty good way to do it. So it's from gamblers, secrets from a life of risk. It's Billy Walters, yeah. Billy Walters, professional gambler.

They list him as being like the best gambler of all time. Is that true? Yeah. Because I feel like a lot of the gamblers... I think it smokes. Yeah, that's true. He would 70% in FL last year. The craziest part wasn't the one billion. I mean, one billion is a lot of money to bet on anything. I don't care if you spread it out over the course of your entire life. The craziest part was that Phil tried to call in a bet on the 2012 Ryder course. Yes.

From Medina, which Hank and I have played before. Yeah. And, yeah, it was great. Oh, yeah, I had to explain multiple times. They know Hank on first. A couple of few. Couple. A bunch?

Couple. A bunch of times. He tried to bet on the 2012 Ryder Cup while he was playing in it. He called in the bet from the golf course, trying to put in, it was a six-figure bet, $400,000 for the US team to win, which they ended up losing. So they just collapsed the Ryder Cup history.

They actually didn't take his action on that. So well, that book didn't take it. Who knows if Phil called his second guy and tried to put the bet in. And got it in the open. Oh, he definitely got that bet in. Listen, he got that bet in. He's got don't know. He definitely got that bed in. Listen, he got that bed in. He's got, he's got a role in that. He got that bed in.

Yeah, he gambled so much that it wouldn't be surprising if Phil like gets in bed with the Saudis and tries to have them big role. I don't think Phil would do that. So if, if I know anything about Phil, yes, he does love to gamble, but he loves his legacy and he loves the tradition of the PGA tour. Yeah, I couldn't seem turning his back. Also, the biggest lie is Phil said that he hasn't tradition of the PGA tour. Yeah, I couldn't see him turning his back.

Also, the biggest lie is Phil said that he hasn't gambled in like six years. Did you see that tweet the other day? Which six years were those? Yeah, I mean, zero to six. Yeah, it's, it's, uh, I still though a billion sounds like a lot, but I was doing the numbers in my head. And like, if you're betting, I bet 20 college football games and then 10 NFL games, just actual bets placed on a weekend, is a lot of money.

I imagine that Phil is also stepping up his bankroll after he wins a tournament. Like the units definitely changed for a little bit. Phil has a secret bank account that his wife does not know about. Definitely. The best two lines though from the piece that the books coming out, maybe we should try to get Billy Walters on the show

He wasn't jail. I would assume he's out of jail. Why for for being too good at gambling. Yes, he's being too good at gambling. He said Fills a big time gambler and big time gamblers make big bets I kind of want to get that as like one of your so true, huh? Things in my house. That's just a great shirt. This is the, like, you walk in my house, the mat. This is the house of a big time gambler and big time gamblers make big time bets. Right below the live laugh love.

Oh, by the way, I got a live laugh love to complete my wall. Nice. No, it's not nice. They sent me live love love. There's no laugh in there. They're trying to send you a message. They're trying to be like, yo, be funnier. Yeah.

Either that or just like, maybe just more love. Yeah, I think they're telling you you got to love more. I got to love more. You got to love hard time from the universe. But yeah, it's a big time gamblers make big time better. I just love that, like I might, if the Bears lose the commanders, I might have that be my tattoo.

I imagine going into the casino and you're wearing that shirt and you go up to the sports book and you put like 20 bucks. Yeah. Big time gamblers make big time bets. The other one that hurt and this is hurtful for Phil. I know like him reading this. He probably doesn't give a fuck about the one billion number. He likes the quote big time gamblers make big time bets. But the fact that Billy Walters started placing bets for Phil and then his accounts got shut down because they're like, these are clearly not you.

It's not reckless anymore. Yeah, that hurts. They're basically like, you are a dumb better. Why are you only taking sharp games and only playing like three games a weekend? That had to, that sucks to see in print. Yeah, I mean, if this is the worst thing that Phil will ever do in his life,

then that's a life we'll live. Yeah. Honestly, we should all aspire to have enough money where we can end up losing $100 million. Yeah. And still be a multi, multi-hundred millionaire. Big time gamblers, big time bets. Yeah, it's like just a fact.

Basically, Phil Mickelson is Mr. Beast with a gambling addiction. So he's like, I'm going to bet and lose a lot of money, but that's my personality. My competitive spirit is going to ensure that I end up making three times as much money as I give away. What would have been a worse headline? One bill, Phil Mickelson bets $1 billion or Phil Mickelson bets $100,000 in his life. He was just only doing five dollar par lay carts way worse The same way he was he's a big time gambler who makes me big time bets big time bets I am really that phrase just gonna be ringing in my head big like as I as I put in a bet Yeah, like you know what?

Yeah, you make big time bets come on so yourself up So Walters also said that Phil Mickelson one of the most famous people in the world and a man I once considered a friend, and Brace debate, is Phil Mickelson one of the most famous people in the world? At one point. Uh... Ooh, no. Camp, he's in the top 1% of the 1%.

Yeah, but... Similar to a Joe Rogan part in my take, Tiger Woods, like... Is whatever it is, a million acts, Phil? It's similar to a Joe Rogan part in my take Tiger Woods like Is whatever it is a million acts fill in terms of you know celebrity and and recognizable like recognize ability I think maybe in inside of a casino film Nicholson might be one of the most recognizable the fact that anytime anyone's making big-time bets Phil Nicholson is at least the most famous all of it gets his wings. Oh, no. That makes him more famous. I mean, golf is pretty big in Europe. So he's, yeah, he's up there, but I wouldn't say that, if Phil Mickelson was walking down the street,

do you think he would get stopped endlessly? I don't think endlessly. Where? New York City, Chicago LA. I think in a big city, he probably would. Depends on how big his sunglasses were at the time. True. They've gotten bigger over the years. Yeah, I guess, well, I see, these are always hard to judge.

Like this actually goes back to our conference realignment talk on Monday when we were saying, we'll still watch. Someone did point out like, we are 0.001% of football watchers, not to brag, but it's just a fact. So like us saying, we would still watch, of course we'd still watch, we watch all football. So, Phil, I would obviously recognize Phil because I love sports and any diehard sports fan, but the regular people.

I would recognize Phil's man boobs anywhere. He kind of lost him recently, but it was like him and Jim Schwartz that had the most recognizable man nipples out there, but he does kind of his body transforms. Every time Phil shows up to a tournament, the first picture of Phil approaching the media always goes viral and everyone's like, holy shit, look at Phil, he looks so different.

He looks awesome, yeah, or bad. Who gets recognized more walking down the street in New York City, Livy Dunn or Phil? I mean, isn't she, like, isn't her demographic, like, college campuses? I think it's every campus. I mean, I'm not a college campus. I'm a therapist. I personally don't know what she looks like.

I do. You're the worst demographic for anything, though. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know. You can't be in this conversation. Yeah. I honestly don't think I would recognize Libby Dunn. You wouldn't recognize, say, if he's not resolved by Baby Grok?

Oh, that's her. Yeah. If Baby Grok was saying next door, I'd be like, that must be Libby Dunn. What if Baby Diggs was? Oh, yeah, him. Well, if Baby Diggs wouldn't be saying next door, Baby Diggs would break into ankles, catching a ball.

Yeah, I would never randomly run into Baby Diggs, because whenever I'm in the same city, I got to tap in. Yeah, I'd respect. Well, I've never run into baby digs. You'd be running past me. Love baby. Okay, I'm a friend of jamming baby digs at the line. Good luck.

No chance. Okay. So not a ton going on. Obviously first preseason games for a bunch of teams tonight. Let's knock on wood collectively for no injuries. No injuries, no injuries. Um, but let's do some headline reading because we are still in August. I'll just, I'll rip through them. You guys give me your thoughts. Texas beats out LSU Miami for number one D

end in 2024. Uh, I just don't want to know what year he was born in. Okay. It's because it's probably like 2000. He must be from Texas. Five. Colin Simmons. Colin Simmons will be playing in Austin. He is the number one recruit. Yes. He is, he's from Texas. It's crazy to think that if you had a little oops mistake

while you were in college, your kids right now would be entering NCAA football. That is true. Yeah, they would definitely be entering that scary. It's a double a foot. My kids, maybe not. Yeah, no. Collins Simmons was born. He is, why can't I find his birthday anyway? He must be what? It must be 2006. That sucks. Damn. That sucks. That is brutal. That is brutal. Yeah. Duncanville, uh, Texas, Duncanville, Texas, Collins Simmons. Man, that does suck a lot.

I was thinking about it. They were showing the ages of NFL coaches. And we're still holding on pretty well because, you know, I think McVeigh is younger than us. Floor is around the same age. But yeah, a couple of the couple of the new guys might be younger than us, but that will suck when we get to a few more years down the line and then they list all the coaches and there's like a third. Well, when McVeigh was talking about retiring, if he had actually retired from coaching football, that would have made me feel super early.

Yes. That we we did we podcasted for his entire career and I'd coach. Yep. Uh, okay. Next headline, Titans, Williams, Laud's, Vrable for Head Coach Opportunity, for H.C. Opportunity.

Okay, so I think he's their defensive coordinator. Terrible Williams. Oh, he's coaching, he's coaching the preseason. Yeah, yeah. So Vabel is letting him wear the headset, call the plays, that sort of thing. I like giving him opportunity. Yeah. Uh, that's cool. It's also a good opportunity to bet against the Titans. Yeah. Rookie head coach. Yeah, the rookiest and head coaches. Uh, book, fill bet over $1 billion tried wider cup wager. Big time bets.

Dutch star Rips US women's national team for big mouths at women's world cup. Now this is, but this is also like you saw the takes for four days. Then you tried to hop on the take train. It's already left the station. Yeah. So when, when the Dutch, they said big mouth, big mouth. That sounds like fat phobic to me. It sounds like they're calling us fat Americans. Yeah. Or fish you'd like to catch. Yeah. Big mouth, big mouth. Big mouth. That sounds like fat phobic to me. It sounds like they're calling us fat Americans. Yeah. Or fish you'd like to catch. Yeah. Big mouth, big mouth.

I caught a big mouth American. So we didn't really talk that much about the women's world cup. I just want to say that I don't I've reached the point now. I didn't jinx them. I just said I like watching the women play. I think that they're more fun to watch than men sometimes because I usually win. This team sucked. I don't I've reached the point now where I don't necessarily blame Megan Rapinoe. I blame the coach for even putting her on the roster. That's how bad she was. I also, it does, I'm not going to defend them because they did suck. I mean, I want to win. It's easy to defend them.

Yeah, it's very easy. They're not basically did. Yeah, but they are a little bit of a victim of their own success where if you win Multiple world cups and dominate everyone expects if you don't win that you're a failure Yeah, they need to start sucking like the men Yeah, and then get to the get to the second round everyone's happy You know what they need is they need a Phoeba loss third place finish when I remember the year that we finished third I think yeah We need to part together the redeem team that was the reset because for a while, it was basically, well, the dream team always wears the Olympics.

That was the Olympics. Yeah, that was the list. So we need to get LeBron James to play women's soccer. Yes. Okay. Yeah, and lose. Uh, but yeah, that was a reset where then it became like, oh, okay, now the next time they win,

the coach K and coach K. No, yeah. Oh, yeah, coach K. Yeah, let's get coach K in there and he'll never give up the job. Even though every other Every other Every other Every other Every other

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gonna make a lot of knee jerk decisions off that. Yeah. I like it. Yeah. I like it. He's got all the corner sticky. He's playing. He's got all the tools. That is that tape is going to basically decide, uh, Anthony Richardson's f in my eyes. Yeah, if he throws one touchdown pass I'm in. Yeah, or one cool like stiff arm or long run, I'm all the way in. Fountess exits DC United after racism allegations. Next, sources, Cal, Stanford, ACC hits roadblocks.

Okay, so wait, wait, the, the, the Fountess one. I actually, I actually read about that. Okay. The guy's name is Taxi. His first name is Taxi. Taxi Fountis. Taxi Fountis. Great name. Uh, and the, the organization said we don't tolerate any misogynistic language. So I guess I don't know what that means. Like, why would, why would he use misogynistic language on one of his teammates if his teammate is a male?

Called them bitches. Yeah, I probably called him a bitch. Called them bitches. If you can't call your teammate a bitch in practice, I think I'm done with sports. Yeah, administrative leave. Yeah, there's no place for that taxi. Can't believe you did it. Sources Calle Stanford to AC hits roadblocks.

No duh. Yeah, what's the roadblock Route 66 ACC is like they just showed up like we got to do something. Yeah, they Stanford they should call themselves the ocean conference if they make this happen So it's gonna be they're they're going for some of the West Coast teams and they're also going for SMU They should make them do the ocean conference. And they got to fly the opposite way. Yeah, the opposite way around the world.

I like that. That would be cool just to watch the graphic. Yeah, just have colleges that exist on airplanes. Miles traveled through the Cal football team this year is like 400,000. Yeah, I can see commissioner getting, like just organizing that conference so that he could funnel the frequent flyer miles

to his personal account. That's actually really smart status. And then last one, sources Byron agrees to $110 million deal for Cain. Patrick? Harry. Oh, Harry Cain. Harry is no longer a Tottenham? He's a tap in merchant is what he is.

Oh no, he's gotta decide. He's to decide whether to leave or not. Okay, cool And that was headline. That was headline. We had more thing that's how is it on the top page anymore? Max has seen through a no headline Jake's pitching a perfect game right now in terms of ruining bits. I might Sorry Jake in a perfect game right now in terms of ruining bits. I might leave. I'm sorry, Jake. No, I'm, we each each each. Your presence is great because your presence is basically the dudes that tweet us, correcting us constantly and being like,

yeah, how does you not know? Like they probably are tweeting Hank right now being like, dude, how does you not know they fly orcas? They don't. Yeah, they do. Yeah, yeah. And Tokate is going to be free as fuck. No, there is one more headline. It is the top of ESPN five trades that should happen before the NFL season starts and why they benefit both sides.

Okay. Yeah, that is. Bar stool for ESPN. Done. Penn management gets a plus for that trade. Yes. All a pluses, everyone wins. Which team could use Chase Young? I actually, I do think that Chase Young would be a good person to trade for the commanders. I take him. I feel like he's right now. He's gonna be a free agent, so his Montess sweat.

I'd rather have Montess sweat and then whatever we can get for Chase Young right now. Okay. I can't log into my continue reading of the SPA. Oh, so just read the first paragraph. That's what I have. Yes, okay. Here we go.

A buck in years trade for trade lands. Okay. For a second round pick and a third round pick. Why would, that doesn't seem like anybody wins. Oh, I mean, I'm in, I'm in too. Um, yeah, I don't, that makes sense. I get that no one. That makes no sense.

That's a zero winner. That one is not one that needs to be done. Ravens trade for Chase Young for a third round pick, fifth round pick. Ah, Jets trade for Mike Evans, holy shit. That would be awesome. It would, yeah. Because you guys would lose your in Rogers pet. Mike Evans made, uh, made quite the surprise appearance in the Johnny Man's L document. I have to watch it still Monday.

It's good. It's good. Everyone's tweeting the spoiler of how it ended though. I've seen it like 10 times. Well, it's life. It's life, Jake. Oh, no. We know what Johnny Manzel, like,

how the documentary ended. Oh, okay. I'm not going to. I'm saying, Johnny Manzel doesn't continue playing NFL football. That's spoilers. Okay, was like close? Yeah, I think you were.

I think you were. No, Johnny Manzo. Is there an after-credits scene at Hintz? Still party. I haven't watched it. I live in Scottsdale. Johnny Manzo hanging out. Pine golf. No.

Johnny Manzo signing. I don't know, we won't spoil. Memorbilius stuff. No. Spoil it and then we'll bleep it. Everyone was tweeting about how a lot of it is about how he like had alcohol issues and ended with him drinking a beer. Yeah, it's true. Well, he lives in Scottsdale. That's not a spoiler. I thought he has. He thought he was sober.

But the no, the whole the final, the whole documentary is him loving beer. Would Jake did and then he's doing the thing he loves it Yeah, the documentary also starts I didn't watch it starts with drinking a beer. No, I didn't watch you I was the spoiler yeah him drinking a beer just how it the documentary ends. I'm just Right now Jake's pitching a no-bitter I Just need to lose my mic. Oh, stop, Jake. Don't be hard on yourself.

We love you, Jake. Yeah, we love you, Jake. Jaguars should trade for offensive lineman Patrick McCarrie. Sure. Yeah, okay. Jaguars should get the offensive lineman from Ravens. Titan should trade for Hunter Rennfro. Oh, I can see that.

Yeah, fill the Eric Decker roll out there. I wonder if the Raiders will have like a fire sale at some point. Because they do have good players. Well, they have, dude. It's three years from now, they might be adding a guy that might be getting out of prison. It's true. Henry Rugs. Yeah.

They're rebuilding. They're like the Mets. They're targeting 2026. I don't know. I don't understand how you can kill someone drunk driving and only have three years of jail That makes no sense to me. That is that feels I'm all for second chances But that's you ended someone's life. Yeah, he it was a huge fuck up. I do I don't think it's a fuck up I think it's just you killed someone. Yeah, you killed some which is a huge fuck. Yeah, no, but a fuck up is like whoops He didn't intentionally I hit you on the head by accident. He didn't intentionally kill somebody.

He did make an egregious mistake. Actually, a series of egregious mistakes. But yeah, it does seem like three years is not, like imagine if you were that woman's parent or her daughter or her brother or sister. Like that's, that doesn't seem like the punishment fits the crime. Right. And that's it. Those are the trades. Those are the punishment fits the crime. Right.

And that's it. Those are the trades. Those are win-win trades. That's it. All right, so should we get to our interview? No. Why? Because this is ridiculous. What happened?

Oh, you want to talk about how Devonte Smith mispracticed to get onto there. Yeah, which is, I guess, you know, if you're going to be with somebody, be with them after worst times, like Derek R. Okay, so go ahead. Uh, Philadelphia Philly's picture, Michael Lorenz and Throes.

Who you didn't care about. That's not true. Oh, that's not, I never said that. Memes, find the clip. I never said that. When I said Philly's got Michael Lorenz, you said, sure. Yeah, sure.

That's, he's pitching great. 17 innings, two runs. Okay, so what do you do? I think I should have pulled him Michael Lorenz and pitched 124 pitches Nine inning no hitter yesterday for the Philadelphia Phillies that seems like they're malpractice by their pitching stuff They only left them in the game because he had a no hitter if you look at it's big He basically did the Josh Hamilton to himself. He's not gonna be the same picture after this wrong He was started 95 in the same picture after this. Wrong. He was throwing 95 in the ninth.

Adrenaline was pumping. They kept showing his mom was at the game, ball and crying in the ninth inning. It was one of those, like, how can you not be romantic about baseball moments? It was. It was. I was not romantic.

I watched, I tuned in. I mean, you tuned in for disgusting reasons. Max, what do you mean? What do you mean? I tuned in for disgusting reasons. Because I wanted him to get pulled. Yeah, you wanted him to get pulled. So no, they shouldn't.

They won the game. The full full game, nine innings, complete game, no hitter, how it's supposed to be done, how baseball is supposed to be played. From your balls. From your balls. From your balls. So Max, how romantic did you get with it? I don't know. I watched it.

You said how romantic can you be? Yeah. How romantic can you be? No, it's like the line. Right, but how we're asking you now, how romantic can you be? Are you asking me if I jerked off to them winning the game? I didn't say that.

Why would we say that? Did you't know. No, I didn't. We're the one who's sick of romantic. Yeah, no. I couldn't. Actually, Max, if the Phillies win the World Series, you should have to go back and watch this game film and just jack off while you watch it. Obviously, the most romantic game of the season.

I know it was a great game. It was a beautiful thing to watch. Are we saying set again? Uh, set is, we gotta get, we gotta get back to play, or at least closer to play else for sets. So two things, one, he pitched the game in Vans, which was awesome. Awesome. Awesome. That was cool. Vans, do they go, do the cleats go to the Hall of Fame?

Uh, I have no idea. I don't know. I've always wondered about that, the Hall of Fame? I have no idea. I don't know. I've always wondered about that the Hall of Fame. I think that's thousand. I just take shit and just throw it out back. Yeah, something goes to the Hall of Fame, whether it be football or baseball, like every single day. Yeah. They must have just an abundance of shit

that nobody cares about anymore. I think what they do is they do the like weekly or monthly up in front in the glass case, like look at Michael Orz and Vans, and then after the next no hitter, like for fuck it. Yeah, so like, so this actually maybe these Vans, no hitters take the spot of the four or five pairs of shoes that the Astros put in the Hall of Fame when they know hit.

No, no, no. What do they have like 20 pairs of cleats in there? Oh, so, yeah, so you're missing no hitter. No, and you agree that they're in the Hall of Fame. No, it, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no School in Fullerton, California. And now, all four, including Michael Lorenzen, have thrown an MLB no-hitter. So how long was it? Steve Busby from 1972 to 1980. Walter Johnson, a Hall of Famer who played from 1907 to 1907. We know what, Johnson.

Michael Lorenzen and then Mike Warren in the 80s. Wow, that's pretty crazy. I mean, that's a lot. That is really cool. That's what I'm saying. High school's existed in like 18 1907 Yeah, but he probably went to high school or wait years ago to high school. I don't know this is their MLB The 1800s probably yeah, I guess I went to high school

Yeah, I guess I went to like the mind you went to war. Yeah, he's a hollow favor. He went to the civil war for school Get to work kid. Okay. Well, I'm happy you max, thank you. I don't think you are well celebrate or no hitter in the regular season. Like who would do that? Yeah, it's a mingle hormone through a perfect game. I didn't celebrate. He's your favorite Yankee. Yeah, it's your favorite Yankee. No, he's not. Yeah, he is. No, he's not. We saw you with you have a Domingo hormone jersey that we've seen you wear. Just don't leak it. Also, there we go. Jake's in on a bitch. that we've seen you wear. Just don't leak it.

Also, there we go. Jake's in on a bitch. Could you imagine if it was Cubs, Phillies, where this arrow wild card round? Imagine that I can. It's, yes, it's, it's possible. It's very possible. Max and Hank, we want, we want. It would be very fun.

It would be played. Well, no, it would be because it's the, they play it all one place, right? Yeah. I think the Cubs are a few games behind. Not really. They're only three three back. Wow. There are a half. There are a half back of the last spot. And the Phillies are two and a half up. Actually, I don't know. The wild card math. It screws me out. It really is confusing. It's hard to figure out. I know that that it says plus two and a half

for the Phillies in the wild card first spot. And then the Cubs are a half out. So that'd be three. But they would need to get the second second place. I don't know. Okay. All right, let's get to our interview. And then we'll do the Mount Rushmore siblings. Before we do the interview, PFT, you had a quick word for one of our sponsors. Yeah. Before we get to Amin Ross St. Brown, great interview. He's brought to you by Simply Safe. Who's squeezing in one last getaway this summer, Hank? Yeah.

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We don't know we're gonna run this interview, we're taping it during grit week, but so we don't always ask the first question, what grit means to everyone that we tape this week, but I feel like I have to ask you. Okay. Because you seem like a gritty guy. Yeah.

So what does grit mean to you? I would say for me, grit, shoot, scratchy claw, works hard. Feel like someone that relentless. I feel like those are the words that describe grit for me. Obviously the word grit in itself is a great word, like just gritty, but I would say relentless, tough. Like I said, works hard, scratching, clawing,

things like that. It is a great word. I don't really thought about it, but yeah, grit, it just seems like a tough word. And you were the last person on the practice field today. Was I? I didn't see it. I think so, yeah. Yeah. Well, you just stay out there.

Just if somebody else is out there working, you're like, I'm okay. I'll do my work and then I'll bounce. So, 202 balls, what you catch after a good practice? Correct. Do you catch all of them? For the most part, yeah. I have maybe one drop, something to one or two drops,

but for the most part, try to catch all of them. You have to do two in a row, like start over if you drop it. You think so? That's right. I personally do two in a three, but two in two is pretty good too. I'll do that. I'll do two or four just because you said that.

Now I'm two or five, well then I'm not gonna tell what I'm doing. It's not the cold one. I'm gonna do more than you plus four. Yeah. Just more than you. Yeah. Wait, so how did 202 come about?

So I was, I live in Southern California, I grew up in Southern California growing up as a kid and the seven on seven circuit is huge there. You know, seven on seven football. You have the regular season where you know, pads, whatever, then off season, everyone's doing seven on seven. You got these big tournaments and whatever.

So when I was growing up, I had two older brothers, we all, you know, did all everything together. And we were at this one seven on seven thing, there was a kid. He was out there catching everything. And my dad went up to his dad. He's like, you know, what do you guys do to have such a good hands?

And the father told my dad, you know, we have a jugs machine. We catch 200 balls a day. So my dad being the guy he is, he went online, got a jugs machine. And I remember the first day he came in, I was like, shoot, we finally got a jugs machine. Like, this is crazy, you can shoot balls, you don't have to throw it because we just just throw balls at each other.

And then we're like, you told us we got to catch 202 because Buddy over there was catching 200, so. Why not 201? I don't know, two extra, yeah. Just to show that extra one. This dude just sounds better. It actually does sound better. Yeah, 202 or 201.

I know that you've, you know, I've seen an interview with you where you list every receiver that was taken before in the draft. I'm not gonna ask you to list all the receivers. But I know that you were mad on draft. You were mad on the first couple days of the draft you didn't get picked, which I respect. I understand that because you feel like you were,

you were better than a lot of the guys that got picked. But also at the same time, the lines passed on you a couple times too. So do you kind of hate the lines a little bit? Oh, you know, one of my best friends brought that up He's like you know the lines passed on you too. I was like I mean, I understand that but at the end of the day They still pick me so yeah, they passed something but they still picked me could have been anyone else But the lines are still the team that chose me so I mean, yeah, I could be mad at them for not picking me bad, then they still picking me so it's like

It's like me picking a team, you know, in middle school, you go, you have two captains, you pick guys. If I picked you, I still picked you. I'm not a picture later, but just on my team, you know. That's a good point, because like, I believe it or not, I know I look like an athlete right now, but back in the day, I was a little frumpier, a little less athletic.

And I would always love it if I was like the second to last person pick. I'd be like, yeah, that's my guy. Yeah, that's right. He saved me. Right or die. So I am going to have you list all 16. Okay, you ready? Yeah.

You got to count on me though. Because this is crazy. The fact that there's 16 and you memorize it like Tom Brady does that was a pretty seven, six. That's, that's, it doesn't have six that he lists before that we're drafted for. I'm not sure. 16 is a ridiculous number. Yeah, but yeah, let's go You ready? Yeah, Jermar chase LSU. That was a good pick. Yeah, it's great pick

Devante Smith Alabama Jaila Wato Alabama Cudaria's Tony Florida Rashad Bayman Minnesota Elijah Moore Omis Ronda Moore Purdue Tutu Aguiluville Duanewayne Eskridge, Western Michigan, Teres Marshall, LSU, Amari Rogers, Clemson, Nico Collins, Michigan, Anthony Schwartz, Auburn, Deami Brown, UNC, Josh Palmer, Tennessee, Desfits Patrick, Louisville, Aminor, I'm saying

Brown, USC. Wow. And you, you just, I mean, I love it. Wherever you find motivation, right? Like you look at that every day. I have a written down on my notebook. Every day I go, before I go out to practice, I have my goals written down at the top,

what I wanna do this year. And then I got, you know, I got round four, pick 112, never forget. Then I got all the receivers one through 16, where their name and where they went to college and I read it every day through That's that's gotta be that's gonna suck to be one of those middle guys like Rashad payments like dude my fault like why do you keep why do you keep saying my name every day? Do a redraft right now, so if you were to if you were to as a GM on your big board Where would you take yourself from going first? Yeah. I'd be a fool to say.

To Mark Chase is pretty good. Mark Chase is pretty good. I'm still picking myself every time. I mean, all you would see was a tell you that. Okay. So to Mark Chase is listening to this interview right now and he's gonna be like, if he's gonna be like,

if he pulled out would be picked before me according to Amara St. Brown, Amara St. Brown, USC. Correct. Yeah. Okay. I mean, you'd be able to pull it out to say yourself. That's true.

I would pick myself after Jama'at's chase. Okay. Personally, I think you might be a little bit better than that. But yeah, I probably, after Devonte as well, then somewhere third maybe. This is what this podcast called again. Part of my take. So you guys, if you're, what other podcasts are with you guys?

Like, competing with you guys? There's none. No, there's none. So you guys are one. So you put yourself first. Yeah, correct. Just like me. No, Joe Rogan's probably ahead of us.

Okay, that's fine. Yeah, maybe. Joe Rogan, yeah. Hey, cool, daddy. That's pretty good. Are you daddy gang? No, no, no. Oh, podcast you listen to.

I don't really listen to many podcasts. I'm going to be honest. I will say though, the Drake with that Bobby girl. Yeah. I don't watch podcasts, but my buddy came over and he put it on the screen. I'm like, but what are you watching? It's like just Drake. I don't really see a lot of Drake interview.

So I'm like, I like Drake. And I'm looking at it. I'm like, I like the way she's interviewing. It's different. She's in bed. I've never seen a podcast with someone in bed with some drinks on the side. And she's just talking to him.

I, he's a regular dude. Talk about what's, why do you follow so many people? Like, just the question she was asking. I think she's just stuff. You want I he's a regular dude, talking about what's, why do you follow so many people? Like, just the question she was asking, I think she's just stuff. You want us to do an interview like that? I don't think you can pull it off like it. We can get some pillows in here. Yeah.

What was it like growing up in France? I didn't grow up in France. Okay. That's the kind of stuff she had. Right. And then they just go off on a tangent about that. You were in French immersion though, girl. Yeah, I was.

I was in a French immersion school too. Really? When I was growing up. But you remember it. I don't remember any of it. I forgot a lot of French, but like someone speaking it, I can understand it, but I haven't spoken in so long that if you don't speak in language for so long, you kind of forget it. So French is a language that I feel like, if I went back to France for about two or three weeks, I'll pick it up like that.

You listen it, and you can understand when you listen to people say it, but if you ask me to say anything, it's like, no, I can't. It's a little different. You'll pick it up like that. You listen it and you can understand when you listen to people say it, but if you ask me to say anything, it's like not I can't. It's a little different. You can't do that at all. It's kind of messed up that they probably made you learn what like math and science and French.

Yeah, we're doing everything. I mean math was in French, like I said science, history, everything. Then you had one hour of English, so the English you do would come in. You do English, whatever grammar and English, and then the rest is all French. You go to recess, I go on speaking French, it's crazy.

You get in trouble if you spoke English at recess? Not really, I mean, the kids will probably speak French each other. I mean, English to each other if you wanted, but if you're trying to get like, I want to snack, where's the bath in this debt, and you're talking to like an elderly, you got to speak French.

Yeah. Yeah. We got to talk about your dad. John Brown, Mr. Universe 1980 and the 81. Yeah, I sound like that, I don't know. Yeah, so what was it like growing up? You know, we all grew up like with the joke, like my dad could beat up your dad,

but you actually could say that to literally everyone. Like your dad could beat up everyone. Right, right. What was it like, like having a guy like that, pushing you, training you, because we saw hard knocks, like he's still doing that? Yeah, it was, for me, it was normal. I would say growing up. That was just kind of house that I was in. I was speaking German with my mom, boom, I'm doing all that. Speaking

English to my dad, flip flopping in between sentences. If she's talking to me, he's talking to me. I'm going to a French school. My dad's working now after school. We're doing all these sports, all these languages, trying to get 4.0 GPAs. So for me, it was normal. That's the life I lived. But everyone, the outside looking in, they're like, damn, you did so much, how are you able to, jug where everything?

But I just tell everyone, it's, when you're doing it as a young kid, it's kind of like, you're used to it. It's almost like, if you were born with some parents that had a lot of money, that's something you're just used to. If you's almost like, you know, if you were born with some parents had a lot of money. That's something that you're just used to. If you were born in a household that, you know, maybe didn't have, you know, much growing up

and you had to, you know, work 14 years old or used to that. So for me, I was used to doing everything all at once. Like I said, going to different schools, learning different languages, my dad, work in this cell and I was like five, four years old, going to all these different camps, practices, playing these different sports.

It was normal for me. Yeah, that just bought me out, because I'm thinking about my kids and like they're gonna be used to just people on the street being like, what's up, big cab? Remember when you pitched your pants? And like that's gonna be their normal. Right, right, yeah.

I wish I was Mr. Universe. Yeah. When did you start drinking protein? I would say I was, so how this whole thing work was my, you know, we worked out, I started working out as a young kid, boom. I was like five years old. Geez, I was listening weights. Yeah, so PVC pipes, I didn't start, you know, real weights,

just to get the form down, so bench press. I didn't back squat when I was young. I was doing like dumbbell, hold the dumbbell to your legs and do regular squats. I didn't start doing like real weights. I would say until was seven, eight years old, that's kind of soft. Yeah.

Seven, eight years old, that's when I started, you know, getting the 45 pound bar to do bench and then some backscrow and whatever. But yeah, I was in the gym just to get my form right early on back in our garage. We had a garage with some weights. So I never really took protein into, I would say I was seven, eight years old,

but it was a protein that my dad found that we all liked. We love the taste of it. And it was this brand that, you know, it wasn't a big brand. It was a smaller brand, but my dad found it. We all took it, we love the taste, we're yada yada yada. So then later my dad, two years later than that,

he's like, you know what, let me try to make my own protein. So he made his own protein. We started taking it. I would say I like nineada yada yada. So then later my dad, two years later than that, he's like, you know what, let me try to make my own protein. So he made his own protein. We started taking it. I was, I would say, I like nine, 10 years old now. We never sold it to anyone. It was just us for the, for the family. We took it.

And then once I got to high school, everyone, you know, I was, I was pretty big. I was bigger than most of the kids, stronger than, almost all of them, stronger than the Lyman, everyone. People always ask you, you know, what are you taking? People thought we were on steroids. They stand the other and, you know, we never took anything and somebody asked, you know, maybe we should start selling the protein. So we came out with

it, started selling it and, you know, a bunch of kids in my area were taking it. They all, you know, all said it had results. So it was pretty cool. But early on, he never sold it. It was just for us. And then after he started giving it to the public. Is there another kid who took the protein who's in the NFL now? Um, size of brother. Right. Yeah. I think there's a DB that grew up where I was from. His name's Keith Taylor.

He's on the Panthers right now. Okay. There's a few that I think I'm sure that I've taken it. I don't know when, you know, when they took it, but mostly I was saying California, a lot of kids that I knew were to were on it. Yeah. What was the, what was the car that you rode in drive around like, did it have just like every type of sports equipment in it?

Uh, honestly, no, my dad drove a Hummer growing up. Yeah. That asked. Yeah, he loved the Hummer. So he had the H2. Um, and that's, you know, we rode around that. It didn't have much. It would always have like a cleats in it.

We always make sure we rode around our cleats. Um, maybe a football Maybe a football or so and then some shoes that you can run in like regular running shoes or lifting shoes You know what I mean? Yeah, but cleats are always in the car. It's something I always remember is you always said make sure you don't get Anyone without your cleats. I like that. I also read that you you memorized where players went to college I have a pretty good memory. I would say yeah. So like not everyone but like a lot of receivers I know where they went to college. Just players in general. Yeah. So at USC, you're getting ready for your pro day for your workout. Yeah. When you ran, what was it? 4 6 1 4 5 1 4 5 1.

Excuse me. Didn't mean to. No, no, you're packing extra 10. That's a second on there. But a 4 5 1. That's that's the reason why a lot of people gave that you that you slipped in the draft. Were you expecting to run faster? Do you think that you truly have pad speed

that does not translate before you are dead? I think a lot of scouts, a lot of teams, they love a look at the 40. I mean, that's probably why I did drop in the process, but I think game speed is a completely different than 40 speed. There's guys that can run, that do run 4-4, 4-3, but they go out there and they don't look 4-3, 4-4. And there's guys that, you know, run 4-5, 4-6, that when they go out there, they're playing

fast. I don't know how to explain it. They're just moving different than the other players. It seems like. I think your coach, Antoine Randallel, I feel like he was one of those guys. He was. Where it's like, he ran the best routes. He was, where the best routes he was so shifty, he got separation, but it might not always translate

to some guy standing there with a stopwatch. Right, there's no ladder movement in the 40. There's no stopping start in the 40. It's just straight running. So football, I mean, how many times you're running straight? If you're getting pressed and you're running a go, you gotta make a release. There's always something, there's not just a straight run,

unless you're on a breakaway with the ball in your hands and knowing the front of you, but other than that in football, you're always moving left and right, you got to stop, you got to start. So there's so many little factors I think that go into speed that you can't really judge in a 40. Yeah, they have the the three cones real, they have different jos and at the combine to try to test those things, but at the end of the day, I think you got to watch it,. Yeah. Yeah. Like DK Metcalfe runs a straight line, but he's wildly overrated as a wide receiver. Just, you think so? Oh, yeah. Yeah, he's not that good.

I mean, DK have a little thing, but I'm faster than I'm raised in one time. That's a fact. If you cheat in the 40, you can beat anybody. That's what I learned for it. Yeah. Yeah. I would imagine you haven't ever had like a crisis of confidence. You seem like a very confident guy, but was there a moment that you had like a crisis of confidence. You seem like a very confident guy.

But was there a moment that you had like a, oh, I can do this in the NFL. Like this is, I'm better than these guys. Like I've arrived. For me, I'm, be honest, I always knew. I was at a lot of confidence, like you said. Yeah. So when I came in as a rookie, I was a fourth rounder. We had, we had some receivers here at Tyro Williams.

He was on the charge and the Raiders for a bit. Khalid Raymond was here, he's still here. Bershot Paraman was here. A few other guys, so I came in. And I knew I could play. For me, my whole thing was, I just needed a shot. They were going to throw me the ball. I was going to make the most of it. And so early on, the first few games, I just needed a shot. But they were gonna throw me the ball. I was gonna make the most of it.

And so early on, the first few games, I didn't get too many targets. I remember my rookie year, we played the chargers. I mean, the Rams in L.A. Jared, a little homecoming, you know, just got traded, whatnot. And I had my whole family at the game, my friends, boom, boom. This day on the other, it was like the day before my birthday,

the other day after my birthday. And I remember going out there playing and I didn't get one target, the whole game. Not one target. Everyone was there watching, I didn't do shit. It was kinda, you know, it was like, damn, I'm in LA, I got no targets, it's cool though. And I remember the Vikings game when I caught the game winner. Yeah.

I had like 10 catches, I think I had a lot of catches, whatever. And ever since that game, I feel like, you know, I started getting game winner. I had like 10 catches that thing, I had a lot of catches, whatever. And ever since that game, I feel like, you know, I started getting more targets. And I knew in my head, like, all I needed is a shot, because I know I'm ready. I prepare my whole life for this. So once I get my shot, I'm gonna make the most of it,

and that's what I did. And ever since then, I just never look back. Jerry said that was his favorite throw. Yeah, really? Yeah, was that touchdown, okay? Okay, yeah, yeah. I think that unlocked you. I mean, okay, I gotta die. If you haven't been on a tear ever since. Yeah, really? Yeah, it was that touchdown, okay. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. I think that unlocked you. I mean, okay, I got a guy. You have been on a tear ever since.

Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I don't know if it unlocked me, but it made you guys aware. Yeah. Well, I know I always knew about you. Okay. I would have got draft. I was like, this guy should go

but I like you. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I like you. Yeah. I'm not getting 40. Yeah. Yeah.

Would you say you got that dog in you? For sure. What about other guys on the team? Jared, does he have that dog? I think for quarterback is different. Yeah, I mean, you can't really hit anyone ever. And to be a dog, you've got to have something type of physicality for a quarterback. I mean, it's so much different. I mean, that's the one position where,

yeah, you can be a dog, but are you really a dog? I mean, you're just throwing balls around, making great throws. He's not a running quarterback, so he's over just, he's commanding the offense being a general. Yeah, he's just playing catch with his dogs. Literally.

Yeah, literally. Literally. He's like airbun. Yeah. What about Jack Fox? I like him. He's a dog? I like him, dog.

I take that back, Jared's a dog. Yeah. Well, Jack Fox can be a dog, Jared's a dog. Yeah jackfaw's can be a dog. Jerry's dog. Yeah, it's for quarterback. It's just tough. Right. It's just me. I will get hit and get up. Yeah. I mean, Jerry's tough for sure. Yeah. And they sold dog dog. Big dog. Huge dog in Hutchison dog dog dog. Yeah. Run Rigo dog. Yeah. Jack Campbell dog. That's the way that's it. So yeah, still can but I've seen I've seen enough I can't. Dog. That's what we're seeing. That's the way. Is it really so?

It's token, but I've seen enough. David Montgomery. Dog. Yeah. Gives dog. You ever seen David Montgomery's run against the Packers? I've seen it. Yeah, most of the time.

The run. Yeah, beast. It's a legendary run. Was that like 61 yards up the gut? Yup. And we got a feelable out of it. Um, I want to talk about fantasy real quick. You got a DM from a fantasy owner.

Yeah. It started off funny And then it got a little weird. I'm gonna read it and then you can maybe give a message to all fantasy owners at my draft to this year Okay, this random guy DMed Aman Ron said Congrats. You've been selected to my fantasy team with that being said. I want to set some ground rules We will be perfect in every aspect of the game. You drop a pass, you run a mile, you miss blocking assignment, you run a mile, you fumble the football and I will break my foot off in your John Brown hind parts and then you will run a mile perfection. Like I said, it got a little weird at the end there when he's like, I'm going to kick you in the ass. But do you have a message to anyone who is thinking about drafting you this?

Um, I mean, I get so many fantasy messages. It's actually insane. Uh, I don't understand what the big deal is. Why people are so obsessed with fantasy, but well, remember they, I guess I'll never know. Yeah, the fans, the fans do pay your salary. They do. Yeah. And the media. And the media.

And you guys, you guys would be playing in a parking lot without us. Yeah. Yeah. But I mean shoot, my message is, if you pick me, you will be in good hands. That's about it. Okay first go I mean you pick me whenever you want just pick me. Okay. I'll pick you you'll pick me But I will hold hold you accountable. Yeah, you will be running miles. I will Send you videos when you got that we're like what the hell is going on? I guess so many But that one was definitely stood out. I'm I gotta take a screenshot of this

What about after game? Do people get mad at you? You get a lot of hate fantasy? Um, I would, you know, I'm be honest. I haven't had that many bad games in my career. Yeah. I get targeted a lot. What about that LA game?

Yeah. I was not known as team at that point. You were on my team. I was. Yeah. Was that on your team throughout the whole year? That was actually me that wrote that. You probably are a fantasy legend to a lot of people because like that breaking out and then that stretch right right where like you

weren't drafted in a lot of fantasy lives and people picked you up that rookie my rookie year Yeah, it was crazy because I had like two touchdowns. I think it was the playoffs playoff is what week It's like 60 one week before the last Yeah, yeah, so we play the Seahawks I like two touchdowns one rushing one receiving over a hundred yards like nine catches and I got so many DMs People are just thanking me. Yeah, you want some leaks. Where's your dad's rivalry with Kevin Durant these days? You know, I don't know you'd have to ask him. He'd probably go on a whole spiel with that, but I don't think he has no, no, hey, verse KD.

He just wants to, you know, make sure you train your cast. Yeah, there was a PSA for everyone out there. He still tells me to make sure I train mine. You sure you do calf raises? I do. Where do you put up? We have like a standing calf machine. You put it over, you put the little things on your shoulder.

I know, you work out. I have one. We live in the gym. Yeah, yeah. I can, I don't know. Maybe you live in the I have one. We live in the gym. Yeah. I can tell you, I don't know. Maybe you live in the gym. No, we live in the gym.

The calf is literally the one part of my body that I'm proud of. That's it. Yeah, but now I put like however much way I put on. It's not nothing crazy. Just make sure I get my reps. Yeah. What's the max squat you've ever had? Max squat.

I think it was shoot during OTAs. I hit like four, like four, four 20, four 30. How much do you weigh? 200. Yeah. That's pretty good. Has to grasp. You got, like, a grasp.

Oh man, I always, if it's not all the way down, it's not, I'm not counting it. That was funny and hard knocks when Katie is probably just sitting at home watching, like, he's like, oh, I can't wait for hard, but she ran and pulled it back. Yeah, yeah. And then he's looking down his calves. She's like, shit. I've probably gotten the running for that. And then he's looking down his couch. He's like, shit.

I probably got in the gym after that. When you decided to go to USC, your brother went to Notre Dame, right? Did you just go to USC to piss him off? No, honestly, no, I loved Notre Dame. That was actually between Notre Dame, SC. I was like, I don't know what to run. I like my brother though, he ended up declaring early,

so we left after three years. I was like, if you were to stay in one more year, I probably wouldn't want to know today, but he left early, I was like, you know what? I like Notre Dame, but I want to keep my talent in California. I feel like everyone from a lot of people from California were leaving, taking their talent elsewhere.

Like why would Bryce Young went from California to Alabama? I mean, all these players, CJ Stroud, California to to Alabama. I mean all these players CJ Stroud California to Ohio State like If you can just keep all our talent in California and all go to SCF. I feel like I see would be that much better But I see his back so yeah, are they they're back? They're gonna have to play big 10 football Don't worry about that. Oh you sure I'm positive. You think you guys can handle Rutgers. You heard it Caleb Williams Yeah, I heard of him. Yeah, it's not gonna be there forever You're right, then you gotta go to West Lotha yet We're gonna have a chance for him do you think you guys can handle Rutgers? You heard of Caleb Williams? Yeah, I've heard of him. Yeah. It's not gonna be there forever. Then you gotta go to West Lotha yet.

We'll get another chance for him. Yeah, and Caleb Williams is, I mean, do you watch, like I'm always curious, like, cause you're in the NFL, you're playing, do you get a chance to watch USC every week? I do, but the only thing is, is the time change is crazy. So if they're playing at 7.30,

which a lot of them were last year, it's 10.30 here, and it's the night before my game. So I'm watching two drives going to bed. Yeah. But if it's like a day game, I can watch the whole thing. So you probably thought that Utah game was awesome. Because that first time I tried to were sick. Yeah. I'm on the pack of championship. No, at Utah, when they when the USU was kicking their ass, then the sun said the Utah woke up and that game was crazy. Yeah. But the pack of championship, I was yeah, that wasn't great. I was sick That wasn't great. So you guys fully back though

100% what is back me? college football playoffs Standard is standard in it right now in it Yeah, I mean is like last year in the pack 12 you get to play all those, you know soft west coast kids Don't run the football Take it right now. Do you go for it right now? Do you, do you watching all the NIL stuff?

Are you like, man, I would've made so much money. I mean, I probably would've made some money, but I don't know how much. I always wanted to myself, how much are these dudes really making? Do you know? I think quarterbacks are getting in the millions. Like big time, big time. Like, care William Stephanie.

Yeah, archmaning, probably making a ton of money. Yeah. What's the time? a ton of money. Yeah. What's the time? Probably like three million. Yeah. How do you know? Because the boosters in Austin are. You know that?

Yeah. You know the boosters. I knew Red McComb said there are boosters too. Got it. We have podcast boosters. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Like most players, I think like average players probably making 10, 20. Right. Yeah. Nothing crazy. Yeah. Nothing. We just we just gave free cheese steaks for a year to a or at, or at a Toledo. Really? So that's pretty good. That's, you can't put a price tag on that. Right. Yeah. Yeah. That's huge. That's actually the need to work through. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Exactly. Free food. All right.

Well, Aman Ra, there's been awesome. One last question, rowback question, R H O B A C K dot com promo code take 20% off your first purchase. Q Z Polo's hoodies jogger shorts. I'm wearing the shorts right now. Rowback dot com promo code take 20% off your first purchase Qsips polos hoodies joggers shorts. I'm wearing the shorts right now. Robac dot com promo code take. You want to give us a prediction for the lion season? Record. Yeah. Um, Do I want to give you guys this? Did you ask us to do it? Yeah. He said 15 and two. Yeah. Did you ask this to Jared? Yeah, he said 15 and 2. And you're lying. No, he did.

You guys are good liars. Yeah, I'm a terrible liar. Terrible. I find if you don't want to answer that question, I have a bad question. Yeah, he did 15. I actually answered it. Yeah, well, we kind of pushed, it was a roundabout way.

Okay. So I'll give you a roundabout way. Okay, how fast is Justin Fields? I never won against him, but if I want my brother says he's fast. He's fast. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No, you guys are bears, man. I'm bears fan. So we said I said, I said, you're a bear. 15 and two, but the two losses are in the bears. Yeah. You're a bear. So yeah. Really? Yeah. Interesting. What's you excited? Uh, yeah. Yeah. Very excited. You sound like my brother.. What what is that supposed to mean? He's excited to

Yeah, I'm excited last year very excited. He was excited like last year Last year was exciting not in the win in lost column, but it was exciting was it you had fun watching? Oh, yeah I had a lot of fun. I do know the history of bears quarterbacks. That's good. It hasn't been great Yeah, I like yeah, I like you you're mad. Yeah, I'm just messing with it He's gonna shut you down who is Justin Fields. No, your brother. He's gonna shut me down. Yeah. How does that work? We're just gonna put him out there and Shout out you the whole game. Yeah. What's the motivation when you play the Bears? Do you find motivation for every team like a specific like no, but I love playing against my brother's team So when he was in the Packers, I love playing the Packers. I still love playing the packers just because of the packers.

And then the bears, I love playing them because he's on the team. And I know some players on the team through him. But I just whatever team he's on, I love playing against the so nice on the bear. So put like, can you, oh yeah, there we go. You said gunpoint. Can you find the motivation for each team, though? Like the Jaguars Jaguars? I mean, no, I think each team is,

I don't really find them, but it's another game, yeah. It's just whether they drafted one of the 16 guys. I just know that. No. If they have someone that, you know, I just, if someone that was Jack before me is on the team.

Careful with that. Yeah, put that away. I got my eyes on him. Easy to say. I'm watching him. Okay, okay, I like that. That's grit. Finding that grudge everywhere. Mental notes. Yeah, I got one eyes on him. I'm watching him. Okay, I like that. That's great. Finding that grudge everywhere in the mental notes.

I got one last question. Mike get my ass kicked. So can you promise not to kick my ass for asking this? Go ahead. Was that a yes? No promise, but go ahead. Okay, that was not a yes. I might get my ass kicked.

We had Von Miller on the show. We just talked him dog. Absolute dog. He told us that he kisses dad on the lips. When, still? Yeah, still. Do you kiss dad on the lips? No, I kissed my dad on the lips growing up until I would say what like Talked about to high school, but then a high school I think a few times I kiss him on the lips like when I was it when I graduated and I think when I committed

So a lot of people think it's weird. I kiss my mom on the lips too. I kissed my brothers on the lips and I was growing up. My dad made us do it, so we getting fights. And then after the fight was over, he would make us kiss each other on the lips. That's a good way to refuse it. You can't say that if somebody after you kiss them

on the lips. Yes, I can't say. I just like fight sometimes, just kiss them on the list. Now you be pissed. That was going to be my plan if you try to beat my ass. I was going to kiss you. But now my dad made us do it. So I think it, I mean, it's not a thing, I think an America really, but I think it's a, I mean, Germany is kind of normal.

Yeah. So it was normal for me growing up. That would be awesome. If after you played the Bears, you met in, you know, the middle field kiss on the video. Yeah. Yeah. We went to battle. All right. Well, thanks so much, man. There's been awesome. Appreciate you coming on. And best of luck this year, except against the Bears. Yeah. Thank you. Yeah. Appreciate it. I'm in Ross St. Brown was brought to you by Barstool Bites.

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On Sunday. How's the diet going Max? Pretty good. I've been cooking all my meals. I'm just been eating chicken. Fuck, I've been ripping ground chicken. It's just like a snack. We have cheese, pork my cheese steak chicken.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I've been. Not yet. No, we do have the. We have the Buffalo chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I've been. No, not yet. No, we do have the, the Buffalo chicken, Buffalo chicken cheese. Oh, right, right. Come on, Hank.

Wow, sounds like, hey, name your favorite menu items for part of my cheesecake. Besides the ones I just said. The brownie bites. Okay. Yep. Yep, those are good. Fact. Big fan of the cheesecake actually.

Fact. Okay. Underrated. Underrated. Damn, and heity God. He's good. He's good. All right. Let's do the Mount Rushmore of siblings What's the order and what's the score? You guys are tied for first and second with 21 and we have 20 Okay, wow lot of games left big week big week for Max next week. Oh my god So yeah, you're going on cook. You're going on another vacation first vacation Well, no, but last couple weeks what the word another means you've taken one prior could be anytime. Yeah, oh

We have all the unlimited vacations in our contract. So I'm Clarence Thomas on our host. Yeah, we're going on another vacation. So you're gonna let Max cook I think you should I'll be I'll do great. I don't know what Oh guys you guys you guys ever hate getting sucked off Nothing I hate more than your dick and sin in between two voluptuous breaths. Yeah, nothing I hate more than having an orgasm on some on some tips. The internet agree. Okay. What's your order?

Me and Billy, Hank and Max, big cotton PFT. All right. And has Billy contributed today? Uh, condom. That's it. No, no, no, no. You don't have to protect him anymore, Jake. Oh, by the way, do you see that Billy applied to be the general manager of part might

take? Yeah. Which I don't even know, general managers are happening anymore. Who knows? So good job, Billy. We should just tell him he got it. His pitch was my leadership strategy would just be to not do anything

and let you guys do everything. Yeah. So way different from what Billy was doing before. Players coach. Yeah. All right, let's do it. Mount Rushmore of siblings. All right. Mount Rushmore of siblings, one right, Mount Rushmore siblings, one, one.

We are going to go with the mannings. Okay. Ooh, hey, you were winning there. You thought that someone else was getting picked. Yeah, wow. That's our pick, right? Manning's gonna pick, manning's on my list. Football, we're football podcasts.

We are football podcasts. We are football podcasts. We are football podcasts. We are football podcasts. We are football podcasts. We are football podcasts. We are football podcasts. We are football podcasts. We are football line it went for super balls together Cooper. Yeah, I mean the most he was actually the best was overrated siblings of all time They would probably just all do that. He'll I stole two from you So there's a pain Peyton Peyton everyone talks about Peyton a one basically one Our football one

Yep, yeah, we're going better better on this program better football. I know you're gonna do Jim and John Harboh. Oh, I'm Picking to do pick like his on our list. No, it's good pick. All right. Okay. I don't know what were you think So how are you doing this? I know what you're saying similar to the LeBron James pick pick something that he doesn't like that if I picked the Manning I would never pick. Yeah, are we saying like Broad James? I picked LeBron James. Are we saying like the like the hard balls the mannings are we saying their first and last names How do how are we doing this? Cooper cut first supermanning and in Eli. I think first and last name. Okay, so Peyton and Eli is that a fair? Yes label Okay

What are we gonna do here? We haven't even really discussed this What are we gonna do here? We haven't even really discussed this. Oh no, so many numbers are coming. Start the clock. Big hat, you take the, I'm just gonna trust my guy. You take the first one then, I'm gonna take the second one. Okay, well no, we should stop. Big hat doesn't trust you.

No, I do trust him. I don't trust, I wanna make sure that we're, Stop that, hang on, shut up. It doesn't trust you. Shut the fuck up, hang. I wanna make sure that we're, Cause like little from Colomay, little from Colombe. Right.

You know what I'm saying? So give me just throws throw some numbers. It's basically, if you listen to part of my take my rush war season, you'd think that PFT and I are always ordering Chinese food. Yeah. Let's take a number five. All right.

Five. Okay, I like number 16. Yeah, I was thinking 16 and 18. I like those. If we wanted to go combat it, okay? Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, so we'll start. Why don't you go 18 first?

Okay, we're gonna go with the Kelsey brothers. Last in the Super Bowl. In the Super Bowl together, great podcasters. Not quite a billion downloads yet, but get the time. Both 100% could be in the Hall fame. Yep, so can't say that about the harbours. You could actually make the argument that they're like two of the very, very best to ever play

their positions. Yes, yes. Yes. So the Kelsey's would be our first pick. We'll go football across the board. And for our second pick, why don't we do a combo? How about a double combo? A double combo.

They're on our list. Yes. We didn't beat it. The double combo. I know, you're on our list. Yeah, Serena and Venus, the double combo. Love it, so fun facts about them. Serena has 139 grand slam titles and Venus has won 21 grand slam titles. Wow. That's a lot of grand slam. That's a lot of slammies. Yes, for a combo.

Yep. Double combo. Has the double combo ever been picked? No, we were the first ones to have it. We were the first to ever. We just broke combo. Yep, double combo. Has a double combo ever been picked? No, we were the first one. I think we were the first to ever. We just broke barriers. Yep. Double combo. Congratulations, self.

If you missed a couple episodes, we don't really do episodes on multiple picks. If you missed a couple episodes, this will be confusing. But I'm going back to you. I'm going back to you. I'm going back to you. I'm going back to you.

I'm going back to you. I'm going back to you. I'm going back to you. I'm going back to you. I'm going back to you. I'm going back to you. I'm going back to you. I'm going back to you. What I know you're done. Yeah, the most talented Paras set of siblings of all time the Jackson five. Oh, no, that's not a combo Not a combo. It's not a combo. That's not a combo. There's some combos. That's not a combo A combo is a black woman There's combos in the Jackson five. That's not a cop Janet would be one, but she's not in the original Jackson five. Yeah, Hank, can you can you list

Jackson members of the Jackson five and his the other four and the other four brother You don't even know Tito or Jermaine. Janice's not in there. You don't know Tito original. No She was little sister, right? Yeah, I thought that was the whole family was you thought she was one of the five She was not one of the five? I don't fucking know. You don't know anything about your pick. She was not one of the five. It was Jackie, Tito, Jermaine, Marlon, and Michael. He was not one of the five. And then their father, Joe. It's a good pick.

We had it too, but just don't try to steal the combo. Yeah, no, I thought that. It's not a combo, I thought. It's a good pick. It's a good pick. We had them on our list. Definitively not a combo. Okay.

We're gonna go with, he's such a big Jackson 5 fan. Wait, wasn't there a high voice in there? Michael. Yeah. We're gonna go with the Kardashians. Ooh. Okay.

Let's go on. Big name. Rank them. Kim, Chloe. Oh, I don't know the rest. You don't know the rest? Kim, Chloe, and Courtney. Yep.

And Rob. Rob is the number one. It's, yes, it's Rob, Courtney, Kim, Chloe, Chloe. I mean, Kendall would be up there, but she doesn't really count. She Kardashian. Robyn Coyley. It's Robin. Robin Courtney here are great. I think Jersey Jerry played golf with Caitlyn Jenner today. That should have been interesting. That's not sure. That's that is there's no way that's true. Okay. In the program. Hold please. Hold please. That's a matter of that. He was at the live program.

And this was a tweet from this morning. It was, I'll read it for you. Good morning. I'm at Trump National in Bedminster, New Jersey today, where President Trump and his son, Eric, are playing and lives golf's program that will explain some of my anticipated Twitter activity. So buckle up. Also scheduled to play in the program. Lindsey Graham, Caitlin Jenner, Johnny Damon, Jeremy Ronic, Joe Sackick, and someone named Jersey Jerry.

So good. I mean, Jersey Jerry is the number one name in that. Oh, yeah. Yeah, for sure. Not even close. Okay. Kardashians. Yes. We had it on our list. I don, for sure. Not even close. Okay. Kardashians. Yes.

We had it on our list. I don't think we would have picked it. I just, it was in the brain dump that you have to throw out there because they're very famous family. But, but I think that their system siblings because really their mom is the one that's pulling all the strings.

Right. And it's also more that I just don't like how they treat Rob. Remember when they made Rob, Rob couldn't fit in the suit for Kim's wedding in France. Or might have been Chloe's. Courtney's I don't know. She couldn't fit in the suit and he flew back home. He just didn't go to the wedding.

He's too fat to fit in the suit. You don't know anything about the car. Correct. Okay. Have you even watched? Nope. If they walked in this office right now, I would know they look like.

Okay. Some of them. Yeah, you would not know Rob. Rob's my G. Yeah. All right. Rob probably is top G. They're notable set of siblings,

and that's what we're doing here. Okay. Next, we're going to go with someone, or a group of people who's been the news semi-recently, the Oakage Brothers. Okay. Okay, pick. Okay. The Oakage Brothers. Okay. Okay, pick. Okay.

The Oakage Brothers are all over the world right now. Yep. Greatest siblings of all time. Yeah. I don't know what are they known for being intimidating us. Yeah. Sorry, you guys, you guys keep doing it.

We're right in the mix. We're right in the mix. Okay, okay. That's not a bad, it's not a bad take, Jake. This is a Mount Rushmore pick that I, the type that I like, where if we're not doing a competition, that would 100% progress.

Yeah, like I like the pick, maybe not for this competition. But I like the pick. We'll see. Doesn't matter where you guys say. Well, we vote. Yeah. I vote for you.

I won't be voting for you. I was gonna vote for you, and now I'm not, did you just just franchise us, vote. Yeah. I vote for you. I won't be voting for you. I was gonna vote for you and now I'm not fair. Did you just just franchise us, Jake? Yeah. Okay. At least I can like that. Hank. Max.

It's getting good. Jonas Brothers. Mm. I like that look on your face. For this podcast? Yeah. Okay. I'm not Jonas Brothers fan, so I don't know. I like that look on your face for this podcast. Yeah, okay? I'm not Jonas Brothers fans. I don't know I probably it's good I'll be there this part of it. We're between them. We're between them as well. You just hangs just pandering this poll goes out on the internet. Okay

It does that's a fact PFT I think we stick true to ourselves and we go for 23 PFT I think we stick true to ourselves and we go for 23 Okay, I'll do four okay Mario brothers done Mario Luigi look like That's the max nose max nose because you look like the the step yeah to the half brother of the Mario That's a steel that's a steel Mario Luigi third round great guys. They I was practically raised by Mario and Luigi Yes, and now this one could be a mistake. I'll say hand up if it is But it is dear to my heart And you'll have to list both of them. So I think you do you this Mario and Luigi? Yeah, but like Jackson five are we supposed to name?

No, you say Jackson five. Okay, uh Kardashians the Oakage brothers. You can say Mario brothers. Yeah, let's say Mario and Luigi Brother see Marlon. Is there anything else you would want to pick PFT? The Kardashians, the Yoke, it's brothers. You can say Mario Brothers. Yeah, say Mario Luigi. My brother, say Mario. Is there anything else you would want to pick, PFT? I don't wanna... I say go for that. I like number 11, but I like your pick. Okay.

I'll go with maybe the greatest brother story ever told it is Kane and Undertaker. Okay. Kane and Undertaker are siblings. Yeah and Undertaker. I was shocked. I was. I was. That was a big deal when they revealed that, right? What are you talking about?

Paul Barer fucked Undertaker's mom and had Kane. You don't know anything. And then Undertaker tried to fucking burn down the entire funeral home with Kane in there. This all happened. This is all the truth. It was maybe the wildest sports story about time. I don't know anything about WWE but it sounds true, right? It sounds sure. Yes. Hey, this all happened. You don't think that? They're not, are they, they're not blood? Half, half, half, half, yeah, half. Does half not count? Do you want to throw

flag on that? No, that's fine. Yeah, you could get Kylie and get that we get them part of it in Kendall No, we'll go with our last pick. We'll we'll go fictional as well. John snow ariostark Do other winter other starts that the last season wrote it for and wait that means you have to take brand no Brand wait that means you have to take brand. Oh There's other no, but they're still to be fair. We have Peyton Eli. We didn't include Cooper on the correct Cooper Definitely gets included. Yeah, it's the whole thing. The thing he did was Rob Riggle Okay, good pick grass on brin Wait hold on We got a very famous person called we're taping right now. You're

on air. Yeah we're taping right now. Okay all right. Do you want to say anything? It's Brooks. Hey Brooks. How are we doing Brooks? Hey hey go fuck yourself. What the fuck? Yes. So Brooks has called me about because we're going to play in the live? Yes. So Brooks has called me about because we're going to play in the live. Proamp. So. That's exactly why I'm calling you. I was trying to come up with some good ideas.

You're going to run by you. But not on air. We're going to save that. Okay. I'll call you after. But we're excited. I'm not excited. The only reason I picked up was I wanted people to get

excited for the fact that we're going to be playing golf with you. Yes. Yes. Okay. We've got big stuff coming, don't worry. I love it. All right, I'll call you when we're done in about a half hour. All right, thanks. Bye. Congrats on the baby.

That was worth picking. Oh, shit. You got to call him back. You got to call him back. Be like, tell him that he hung up too fast. Yeah, it could go. That was a great fuck you, Hank. No, what is, why is he mad at you? I don't, I, I just try to live my life.

He's probably gonna think it's a butt dial. No one calls back right away. Right? Unless it's super important because... It's super important. I'm just saying congrats on the baby. We know he's got his phone in his hand. Maybe...

Fuck, maybe he doesn't want to be on... On the show. Fuck. All right, I'll just text him and say, hey, you hung up with the rats on the baby. Okay. All right, where are we? Jake, our last pick.

Final pick of the draft. It's going to be Orville and Wilbur right. Okay. They created the airplane. It's a pretty sick invention. Some people say that the Incas did that a long time ago, but yeah, they get credit for it.

Yeah. Well, I didn't realize that Orville and we, what's the other one? Orville and Wilbur. Orville and Wilbur orville and Wilbur they They're from North Carolina. No, they're from Ohio born and Dayton. They did the test That's why there's a license plate battle and I give that to North Carolina. Yeah, I agree Yeah, so the right brothers the right brothers the right brothers they flying a sick orville and what Wilbur will

We're flying his sick good job. I don't is great. Although are they responsible for all the delays Technically, yes, they're also responsible for 9-11. Yep, she's true. It's true. I mean Jake just took 9-11 great job Jake Comment there Jake All those people died in Malaysia. Oh, you you're also taking responsibility for he or she and Nagasaki. Oh Shit Oh, you're also taking responsibility for he or she and Nagasaki. Oh shit. And Dresden. This is racking up. We got millions fire bombing of Tokyo. Jake. This is all on your drunks. Strikes. Yeah. Wow. The challenger. The challenger. He just took credit for the challenger. Challenger. Hank, speak up. The challenger. That wasn't the right brothers. I mean, it was started there.

No, different, different physics. All right. What do we miss? That was a good Mount Rushmore. We could have picked Rex and Rob Ryan. We thought about it. The long brothers. The long brothers. The Watts. Yeah, that's where I thought you were going to pick. That's right. When you said football, no, I thought you were going to go

water. Bronx. Yeah. Bronx are right. When you said football, no, I thought you were gonna go water Bronx. Yeah, Bronx are God. Why don't you take the Bronx? Yeah. The almond brothers? The Klitschko brothers. Mm-hmm. The Kennedys.

How would that have played on the graphic? Um, I mean, it helped you guys the other day. That's true. Top down. Yeah, top down. That was killing a Kennedy. Yeah. Jake and Logan Paul.

Oh, that's a good one. Good pick. That's the Winkle Vos. The Winkle Vos. Memes said that there was something that happened pre during prep that was insane. So and what are you talking to Jake? What what insane thing happened? I said the Wayne's family. The Wayne's. The Wayne's like Jake was like I'm not there. Damon you don't know. I'm like, this is an illuminating episode for you. So shout out to white chicks.

Yeah, I have scary movie. No, I'm too. No, shout out. Uh, man, shout out big tone who DM me this idea for the brothers. His picks were bad though. His picks were really bad. He said the the Paul brothers the Winkle Vosses the Molinas the Tates The Tates Yeah, the Koch brothers

He did have Jonas brothers there the same bros the Craig brothers Anyone know wallbergs know? Walbergs. Yeah, Walbergs. Oh, yeah. Oh, the curries. The Olsen twins. Luke and Owen Wilson. The Bash Brothers, McGuire and Kiseko.

Yep. The Baldwin's. That I would have thrown a flag on the Bash Brothers. Why? Why? Well, I mean, we're just doing it. It's simply made up siblings. Well, the Bash Brothers.

Right now, tell me, right now, before we put this graphic out, do you not think they can and undertake her brothers? No. So then you want it off. I don't care. It's just, it is what you don't think that undertaker. They are brothers. I was a big WU fan back in the day.

Paul Bear, fuck, undertaker's mom. Okay, fine. And Kane was born. That's fine. Know your history, dude. You seriously read a book one time. Angus Malcolm Young from AC DC. The Gussals. Yep. Do we say the Olsen twins? I did. Yeah. The Lopez twins. Yeah. That's a good one.

Hank, did you say the barbers? Tiki. Yep. Tiki. Barbers. Meem said the Morris brothers Mark Clay Thompson stuff curry It's last the Lopez brothers Good pick Max Griffin's yeah, the Griffins Cal and because Yeah, Cal and Billy Ripkin Yeah

Jimmy Carter and his drunk brother that guy was piece of it. Yeah, that guy rocked. Yeah. Uh, Jimmy Carter and his drunk brother. That guy was a piece of wood. Yeah. That guy rocked. Yeah. Uh, JB Smooth, Abraham and Johnny Lincoln. John, John Lincoln. Was the Abraham Lincoln ever brother?

I know John Wilkes Booth did. He did? Yeah. Was he like a good guy? I think Abraham Lincoln saved John Wilkes Booth's brother's life, actually. Whoa. Years before. Probably wish you had that one back That's insane. Yeah, the Milios was another one. I said oh, yeah, that probably oh the Cavider twins Another that was slapped on the graphic that would have gotten the Hornigas the island boys

Oh, God. Oh, God. The island. All right, I'll say that's a good news. I'll ask were they actually sucking each other's dick? I think so. I, I, that video that Goddamn, well, I can't say anything bad about Elon because he does pass the tweet now, but. But he'll also take your side in the lawsuit against himself.

That's true. Well, I want a lawsuit for allowing that on Twitter because it was, uh, yeah, I don't, I hope that wasn't, it was very blurred out, so I'm hoping there was some kind of prank involved. Yeah, well, there's not a lot of people on Earth that look like the island boys. No, I'm sorry, it looks like that. No, I'm sorry, maybe what was blurred out was,

there wasn't actually got it, that happened, I hope so. Yeah, God damn it. Uh, okay, good amount of rush for everyone. Memes, what do you have? I showed Max in god damn it. Okay good-mouther rush for everyone memes. What do you have? Oh Was it Show Jake what is it? The island boys the island boys the island boys being pros for light what?

Yeah, sorry Jake yeah, not good. Oh, the boasts. Oh, yeah. You see boasts, I think it's Joey Boasts, is eating 5,000 calories a day. That's got to be so awesome. Wait, that doesn't seem that much. 5,000 is a lot. I mean, there wasn't Phelps eating like 15. Maybe. 5,000 does seem like a lot though. I feel like when I'm eating on a Sunday

Sometimes yeah, I was gonna say I feel like I definitely eat 5,000. That's a lot. I mean a regular McDonald's orders like 1500. Yeah, so you eat that four times three times three times. Yeah, I can do 5000 no problem. Uh, okay Let's wrap up. We got fire fest of the week and then we'll send everyone on their weekend Henry Daniel Henry Daniel So how do we get a billion lessons? What is this? Yesterday I played my first volleyball game in Chicago. There's a lot of very active volleyball community here in Chicago Something I didn't know beforehand. So there's probably people that are like wait volleyball Chicago who knew you bump it set now you do

Side out and spike and they rotate. I'm obviously an athlete. So I was playing well. I was spike in oh yeah, how'd you're pulling? Well, you told me if you if I beat you then you were going home. So for the sake of the stream I let you win by 60 or 70 pins. Yeah, did you break 100? I did break 100. No, I mean bowling. Yeah, okay By golf terms. Yes, yes, he broke 100 It was a hundred fifty eight to eighty five. Yeah, again. I literally you. Oh wait, so you actually didn't break a hundred. No, he didn't. Oh my god, he broke a hundred being like in golf terms.

Oh, I didn't realize that he realized that the five break a hundred. He should have tweeted. I hit it. I hit it 85 shot at 85. That's not what this is about. This about me being a lot of trouble. I have to follow ball. You do have long arms.

I imagine that you'd be pretty good at following. Yeah, I had one of those like jump of the net. They tried to get it over. I spiked it back. We won the first game. And then in the second game, they were rotating. It was my- Who do these people here playing?

It was pretty much random. I brought Ben Mints. They're like, we need people. I was like, I'm bringing Mints in. Oh, no. I knew one person on the team that I met one time. It was pretty random. I was like, how?

This is my friend Ben Mints. That's the greatest deletion seen from Top Gun ever. Thank you, Ben Manz. You're certainly something that's been playing with all of you. Benzie serving was, Benzie playing was his electric as you can imagine. I was playing, so I couldn't film this. Oh, it's noise, it was. I wish I had his noise.

It was great. He like, I'm guessing you guys didn't win. We did. What? It was going. It was pretty casual. I would imagine. But I get the ball. It's my turn to serve. And I'm like, fuck, I've literally never served it while I've all my life being the amodexious person. I am. I didn't know whether I serve with my left hand, serve with my right hand. I tried to pass it off to someone. I was like, no, no, you got it. You were sitting out the last

game. I was like, all right, here we go. And I served it. And it went pretty much 90 degrees right into the other court and like hit someone else over there. And then I moved on. Thank you, Joe. It was a tough, but it was tough. I like it. Like I was playing well, I was contributing and then it was like, all right, you can serve, right?

I was like, sure. You got a grind at this, Hank. I got it, yeah, I got a pride in my serve. I literally got to figure out if I served left to your serve, right? I don't know. When I'm both, can't you serve like that? I don't think so.

Yeah, you can do. I'm not a server, a server you slap. Yeah, you slap. I mean, I know, but I think in Beach volleyball, you can hit underhand too, right? If you want. Well, not with two hands, so could you? I don't know, I don't know how that works.

volleyball is a stupid sport. No, it's fun. No, it's. You guys do beers after? Yeah. That's the best part. Best part about any like Rex Sports League, is you know that beers are after Farmhouse is stupid sport. I had a great time. I wanted to start a league parcel team

I'm in I want to play yeah, I thought we were doing softball. Yeah, we're playing softball We do both sick fine. I mean what if we combine them volleyball, but with bats. Mm-hmm. I like that That would be fun. Oh, he said that was your fire fest. So your fire fest was, I can't say the volleyball. Your fire fest was you were playing volleyball and the worst thing that happened to you this week was you hit it out of bounds once. Anybody laugh at you? That's a hell of a week. That's a hell of a week. Yeah, what do you want from it? I'm not, I'm saying that's a hell of a week. You're rolling.

It was a tough moment. What did you set? That was girls on the team. It was like, uh, this kid's not, you know, did you serve? Would you hit a woman? I don't even remember. I literally walked away. He's there.

I started to hold up and like I hit it and turn my back. So I'm thinking, I didn't even see it hit him. I didn't even see it hit them. Them. I don't know what they identify as. Okay, good point, good point. PFT. My fire fest is I'm going to Ireland for the weekend. Yeah, so this is like a recurring theme with me and Donnie. Anytime we hang out outside of whatever city we happen to be in, it's usually halfway around the world and I usually have to fly back

within 36 hours. So I went to Hong Kong with them, came back like yeah, about 40 hours later, hung over on MDMA, went to guitar with them for the World Cup, came back about two and a half days later, hung over on acid for the first time. And now I'm going to Ireland for Donnie's wedding, which is going to be a blast. I'm excited about it. The course light apparently takes way better over in Ireland. It's much darker. It's almost black over a blast. I'm excited about it. The core's light apparently takes way better over in Ireland. It's much darker. It's almost black over there.

So I'm gonna be drinking a lot of that. Get a mustache. Get a mustache from it. I'm excited about the wedding. The trip back on Sunday morning is gonna be tough, but we grind. We persevere. Hope what's is a Mr. Buttigieg. I hope he's listening.

Don't fuck up the flights when we come back. If you want part of my take to go out to a billion people peat, get your shit together. And then also for this trip, I'd been planning on getting a kilt, because of when am I ever going to attend a formal ceremony in Ireland again? You're gonna wear it to the wedding. Well, I was gonna wear it to the golf on Friday.

Yeah. On the golf course. Oh, that sounds fun. Yeah, well, it's actually a bar-sled sponsored event hang, so it's for work. But I was planning on wearing a kilt out there. All the kilt stores in Chicago were closed. So I don't have a kil'ts so I need to find a place.

And if you know a place in Ireland that sells kil'ts. Yeah, hit him up. Let me know so I can pick one up on the way from the airport to the golf course. That's fucked up that he's playing golf on a Friday. You wouldn't. What are you doing tomorrow, Hank? I'm going home.

It's not he's golfing with me. Oh, after golf. That's entrapment, don't think, yeah. You can't invite him and then be like, thank you place so much fucking golf you loser. Oh, this is gonna be my first round of the, well, first real round of the summer. Exactly, now you get it.

Wait, all the way to August 10th. By the way, I just got clarification on the fuck you Hank from Brooks. He said you didn't respond to an email. Oh wow, from who probably live. He said he didn't respond to an email. All right, that's that's valid. You probably on the course. That's valid. All right, my fire fest is I've two. Well, one I want you guys to take on. If it's a good or bad Oman, my son who's four is has been waking up in the

middle of the night and coming in and waking me up and he keeps saying that the bears are coming to get him. Okay. So he feel like that's a good thing for the bear season. Yeah. No, that's definitely a good. Okay. Okay. Okay. No, they're like dogs. Yeah. There's an earthquake. They know when the bears are about to be back. Yeah. He like, he, he, when he goes to bed, he'll like look out the window. He's feeling like just making sure there's no bears out there Have you guys watched anything with bears in it recently? No, I don't think so So yeah, I can't cocaine bear

Yeah, we did watch that the other night. Okay, there you go. That's probably a fuck you're right. I forgot Go cane bears out there. Yeah, I can't tell if that's good or bad. So I think it's good I think it's good. It's a good you will take it as a good home until proven otherwise Yeah, the monsters the mid way or back and then my other one is I broke my bed in a non-sex related thing How'd you do it jumping on it? I I caught a little air and I kind of like I was like jumping kind of on the side and Boom right to the ground that's tough new bed. Yeah. I am on a diet, but yeah, that was tough. That would have been, you know what?

It's the lamest way you can break a bed. That's the worst time ever to break a bed is right after you start a diet. Yeah. It's so good to do that beforehand and then that gives you motivation. Right. I'm so fat I need to diet.

But then when you do it after like a week of trying, then that's just to moralize. No, if I had, well, think about it this way. God forbid, I didn't die it. I probably would have gone through the floor. That's true. Yeah, you saved your own life. Yes.

But yeah, that's a tough one to be like, I broke the bed because all I did was basically, it was like a half sit, half jump. Not good. Not good. Yeah, not good. Are you responding to that email? I can't find it.

I do, I do I'm probably my biggest uh, to like say per my email issues in life is that and I'm sure you guys do this to maybe not a big people of volleyball. I read things and I mentally respond. Yes, to the time response. So like the second you said it, I think I know what email you're talking about and I like in my head I was like this exciting and I responded but I didn't respond happens to me and now I feel so bad constantly but now I can't even find the email but it was like I like know what he's talking about I think constantly okay Jake yeah it's entire episodes every word I've set on this episode you've been good Jake been good, Jake. You've been good. You guys saw it, I think, on Monday.

I had like five massive spider bites on my arm. Yeah, they're pretty much gone now, but crazy. Yeah, they're huge. So, do you know what kind of spider? Nope. Do you know where you got them? Do you have bed bugs in your ADA apartment? It was really sad seeing your little dangling bandaid

with the bites underneath. Yeah, Jake is the only person I've ever seen put bandages on a spider bite. Yeah. Well, I put Neos porno on. Of course. Yeah. Do you think that there's a chance you could become spider man? That would be pretty sick, right?

Yeah. Would you actually do anything with that or we'd just be like, oh yeah, I guess I'd stand the world. You would. Yeah. It's a world. Yeah, that's what he does. Where would you start saving the world?

Wherever they need help. So right now, Spider-Man little drops what he's doing and goes and So right now if you if you were given the opportunity to defeat the party in the world you go to Maui Yeah, that fire is already out loud fires. Yeah, it's out. Yeah, so what would you do? Just show up and be like Spider-Man's here. Sorry, I'm late Oh shit, I thought there's a cool place of vacation What a spider-man do now, sorry. It's tragic. It's awful. I was taping a podcast. So I missed my flight. Yeah, whoops Fire's already out damn. Yeah, you just bummed out all of Maui Oh my god, that's the list of things you've destroyed today, Jay Max you or memes you guys have one

Kind of. But go on. We can talk about it later. No, no. We don't get to talk about it. We don't get one to the set, no, Matt. We literally don't speak off this podcast. That's how you get to one billion downloads.

I don't, I hope we have this audio. Is what is, is, is my firefast for this whole episode? I think, I think we have this audio is what is what is is is my fire fest for this whole episode I think I think we should be fine. Wait I'm literally gonna murder I want to murder I have to go to Ireland I Know I think I think it should it'll be backed up on No, they it'll be backed up on the on the video portion of it. So will the audio be good? I think. Where to go? There was a error in the audition.

Seven also doesn't talk in a mic. He fucks shit up and he doesn't talk in a very hard working behind the scenes guy. Not this week. He went to Bruce Springsteen the other night. He's not in a truck right now, Jake. You don't have to have his back. We should make you guys do the show from a truck if now, Jake. You don't have to have his back.

We should make you guys do the show from a truck if this is all lost. So this might not, I think it'll be fine. It'll be fine. You know the amount of gold we put out on this. This actually was a great episode. Like this is a very funny episode. The Island Boys, if that's a lot,

if Jake's reaction to the Island Boys is lost, it will, we're using it. It'll be good This is max no no it's fine. It's fine. It's fine. Oh other fire fest while we kill a little bit of time I'm probably in a parking ticket right now because for whatever reason one of the several hundred apps that I had to download recently The parking app here in Chicago wasn't working So I'm probably gonna walk my working right now mine wasn't working so I just go old school with a card I don't think you can you can just re up on a parking spot. No, I couldn't even put the I couldn't even issue a phone. I know I'm telling you the entire thing I used the app

the app said cannot work with this. Oh, it doesn't work with you. Yeah, so I don't know I'm at that point after I tried it three times I was like I'll I'll put it a different card, see if that one, if that's the issue. And, literally, when Mike's single-terry on your ass. Yeah, can't win with it, can't work with it. The app called be a loser. So I'm probably gonna go out and have like a hundred dollar parking ticket. Shit, that's all right.

Okay, I'll just wear off the pin, they'll take care of it. All right, let's do. What? Does someone say shit? No, I did. Oh, I thought I thought I'm nervous right now. I was doing a bit that I forgot that we don't work for Penny.

Oh, I was, I was, I'm hyper nervous right now. Yeah. Yeah. Anytime Stefan won, he is the fucking grim reaper. It's a little too quiet. He walks in and he's like, it's not a problem. We never max is like too focused on something related to his job. You know that something's wrong.

Yeah. Okay. Numbers. 18. Three. I'm gonna go 33. I was 69. Memes you ever gotten this? No. 20. Memes is one. Stefan give a number and if it hits that number we all get to beat you up. That's fair. 22. All right. 41. Sage your life. All right. See you on Monday.

Love you guys. Fish. Don't know what fire's on it. I can't say I'm saying it anyway To tell you there's a heart in the body So I'm going home Yeah, home, yeah We're home We're home, yeah We're home, yeah

I'm sitting, but I'm feeling a little late I'm standing, but my face is okay But I need something a little bit Something a little bit My face again I'm gonna be gone I'm gonna be gone I'm gonna be dead I'm gonna be dead I'm gonna be gone I'm gonna be gone

I'm gonna be gone I'm gonna be gone I'm gonna be gone I'm gonna be gone I'm gonna be gone You're not gonna die You're not gonna die You're not gonna die You're not gonna die You're not gonna die You're not gonna die

You're not gonna die You're not gonna die You're not gonna die To the man who gave me all the pain Oh, the pain that we have Oh, the pain that we have Oh, the pain that we have Oh, the pain that we have I'm here to meet you Take my hand, I know Take my hand, I know

Take my hand, I know Take my hand, I know I'm gonna take my life I'm gonna take my life I'm gonna take my life I'm gonna take my life