Pardon My Take - Liver King, Mt Rushmore Of Subtle Ways To Emasculate Someone + Naming Random NFL Players On New Teams

Episode Date: August 22, 2022

We’ve completed the final weekend without football until February (00:02:25-00:06:06). We name some NFL Players on new teams to get our brains going (00:06:06-00:17:01). UFC Saturday night was wild (00:17:01-00:26:49) . Who’s back of the week including Josh Rosen and Tom Brady maybe going to the Raiders (00:26:49-00:39:32). Liver King joins us in studio to talk about his lifestyle, try some liver, the tenets to living a healthier life and other weird things (00:39:32-01:38:09). We finish with Mt Rushmore of ways to subtlety emasculate someone and it almost breaks the podcast apart (01:38:09-02:04:44).You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

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Yeah, it smelled great. Very interesting interview with Liver King. We also have Mount Rushmore of subtle ways to emasculate someone, which I'm very excited for. Yeah, I'm looking at you, Hank. I'm looking at you, Hank. I'm looking at you. It's gonna be great.

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Okay, let's go. Boy! Boy! Now in the streets, there is violence and then a lot of work to be done. No place to hang out or wash it and then I can't live all on the sun. Oh no, we're gonna rock it down too.

Electric Avenue. And then we take it higher. Oh, we gonna rock it down too. It's part of my take, presented by Barstool Sports. Welcome to part of my take, presented by Coors Light. Today is Monday, August 22nd. And we did it, boys. We have officially done it.

We have just had the last weekend without football until February. That would mean that football is back. In other words, the last weekend, let me just say that one more time so everyone can let it sink in. It was the last weekend without football until February. February, I think 5th, the weekend of February,

the weekend of February 3rd will be the next time we have a weekend without football that will be between the championship games and the Super Bowl every other weekend. You're just dismissing the Pro Bowl. Okay, yeah, the Pro Bowl, throw that in there so until February, every other weekend has football. We've done it, it's here.

It's amazing. It's so good to be back in the swing of things with football because I don't know about you. I've caught myself saying this maybe a dozen times since the Super Bowl. On part of my take, I'll just refer to everything that happens between February and August as the off season, even though this is a year-round podcast.

Correct. Just my brain thinks in terms of binary, is football happening or is football not happening? Is it this week that we have Nebraska against Northwestern? In London. An iconic matchup in Dublin. Dublin.

In Ireland. Same thing. Yeah. No, no. Yeah, same thing. We got some real mix lists in this podcast. Yes, yes. IRA won't appreciate that.

The week zero slate, I wouldn't say is incredible, but we do have the Nebraska games. Scott Frost announced that his team is puking, his offensive line is puking 15 to 20 times per practice. That doesn't feel like it's, I don't know. I feel like that's a lot of puke. Counterpoint. They were not puking 15 to 20 times per practice last year,

how'd that work out for them? They actually were an incredible team against the spread. Against the spread. They were the best three-win team of all time. I'd like to see Nebraska either doing steroids or puking, so I'll take puking. Yeah, and I actually win for Wisconsin because they're new offensive line coaches,

Donovan Reola, who went to Wisconsin. So I'm going to count that for a big 10 victory all around. They're puking 15 to 20. They might not be pregnant. When it was announced, everyone on Twitter was like, that feels like a lie. That's a lie. That's the next generation of Saber metrics.

We've gone through all the analytics. We've used spreadsheets. I just wanted an offensive line coach in way too hiked up bike shorts. You know the kind that your little league baseball coach used to wear? Those like blue bike athletic kind of shorts. I want a guy like that with a clipboard and a pen just marking down every time somebody pukes in practice.

It seemed that pukes more will win unless it's Teddy Bridgewater on the Vikings. It would be funny if it was just one guy who was just puking the whole time. So it's 15 to 20, but it's just one guy who just, he just has a really bad gag reflex. My column for the athletic, does Nebraska football have a body image problem?

Yeah, maybe. Yeah, they're hubbly micking. They're all just trying to get as skinny as possible for the Graham. When I saw it, I was like, oh, that's cool. They're probably bad ass, but there's like, let's hope that everyone stays safe for the rest of the training camp.

At least they'll fit right in in Ireland. Scott Frost just let him vomit over there. Scott Frost put himself into a nice spot for a future lawsuit if anything happens. Was he the one that gave that quote? He said that personally. He's like, it's awesome. Some things you just don't want to say in front of a reporter,

and that would be one of them. Scott Frost also is at a point now where he should have probably been fired a couple of years ago, and so he's like, what do I care? Let's just puke. All right, so since we were leading the show with football, we promised it on Friday's show. We're going to do a quick trying to wow each other

with names of players in different places, because this happens right around now. You do your fantasy draft week one comes, and you're like, oh, shit, that guy's on this team. I had that with Julio Jones when he was on the Bucks, but anyone want to start off? I have some in the camp that I knew it, but it still shocks me.

Yeah, so I'll start with a couple, and then we can go around the room. Teddy Bridgewater, he's a dolphin. He is a dolphin. This year. Jarvis Landry on the Saints. Yes. O.J. Howard, a Buffalo Bill.

Bill, yeah. Yeah, here's one that, so the two that I was talking about that's like, I knew it, but I forgot it, and it would shock me when I see it week one. Alan Robinson, obviously, I knew was on the Rams, but that still is going to be one of those things that I feel like we're going to have a lot of people complain about the Rams being too good,

because Alan Robinson is on there. Also, everyone's going to realize how good Alan Robinson is for the first time. I also completely memory hold the fact that Amari Cooper's on the Browns. Oh, shit. Yeah, no, I didn't know that. I mean, I remember the trade,

and then I was like, wait, fuck, he's on the Browns. Damn. Yeah. Isn't that crazy? He went from the Black Kirk Cousins to the Black Ben Roethlisburg. That's wild. Yes.

So that one just, that one shocked me. What do you guys got? Austin Hooper, Titans. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Hassan Reddick, Eagles. Choo-Joo's on the Chief,

and Sammy Watkins is on the Packers. Packers, yeah. Oh, I forgot about Sammy. Yeah, yeah. J.C. Jackson is on the Chargers. Oh, Kyle Van Nois on the Chargers. What? Yeah, and Khalil Mack, obviously, is on the Chargers,

another one that people are going to complain about being like, both of them, Khalil Mack, not fair. Yep. Will Compton, still a free agent. Yep. Year 10, loading. Did you know that Jabril Peppers was on the Patriots' tank? He is.

Oh, yeah. He's still playing. He's on the Patriots. Guess what? The Bucks, their defense, I think, is the gamut-a-sue retired? He's a free agent. He's a free agent right now.

But the Bucks have a key mix. Yeah. Yeah. Bobby Wagner is a Ram, and still really good. Yes. So when I saw that he was a Ram, I was like, holy shit, that's crazy. He must be at the end of his career.

He was actually all pro last year. Yes, he was. So the Rams got a good one there. Here's one that just makes perfect sense. DeMarcus Robinson, the fastest guy on the Chiefs, and everyone's like, he's a problem, all this stuff. He's a raider. Raider.

So it's perfect. That's one of those ones I'll see. I'll be like, yep, that makes perfect sense. Matt Breda is on the Giants. OK. AJ Brown, don't forget, he's an eagle. Yeah. He's an eagle.

AJ Brown is an eagle, and remember, Hollywood Brown is a cardinal. Yep. That's an important one to remember. Yep. Marquise Goodwin is on the Seahawks. Yep. I feel like he's on a different team every single year.

Every single year. Because he just bets on himself constantly. Yep. Jameson Crowder's a bill. Yes. This is probably going to be the people who are going to be like, what did I just listen to? But there's also going to be a lot of people who are like,

I'm going to take you because you raised awareness. No. I forgot the issue that we all have. We're just getting ahead of the game. At this point in the season, everyone has this problem. Hayden Hearst is on the Bengals. He's going to make a big catch, and you're going to be like, oh shit. Dad's to replace that downfield weapon that they lost to the Jets.

Yes. Exactly. Billy, what do you got? You got one? This one might be a little late, but Zach Ertz cardinal. Yeah, that is late. He played on them last year. I know.

But it's back at the season. No, but thank you. Thank you. Tom Brady's a buck. Tom Brady's a buck. Yeah, people forget that. Matt Stafford is trying to prove that he's actually an elite quarterback on the Rams now.

Andrew Luck retired. Yeah. Good point. Billy, those were all jokes at your expense. I know. Odell Beckham's still a free agent. Still a free agent. Chandler Jones.

Raider. Really? Yeah. I forgot that. Pretty good for them. Good for the Raiders. How about the other big Raider news? What was that?

What was that face? You gave a face. I was just, I didn't want to make a joke. I like Chandler Jones, but you know, I was thinking of like a John, you know, Jones hasn't had the best experience living in Vegas. No. Yeah. Yeah.

But that's two different people. Yeah. Chandler Jones is great. Yeah. Go ahead, Billy. Russell Wilson. Broncos. Broncos.

Yeah. Good one. Oh, Noah Phant, Seahawk. Yeah. Yeah. His name kind of got lost in that whole Drew Luck. It did. Russell Wilson.

Yeah. And he was a soccer player at his position than Drew Luck is. Yes. I got a curve ball. Oh. Joe Bocchi, ESPN. Yeah. Oh, wow.

Yeah. Good call. Damn. Al Michael. That's a good one. Thursday night. Okay. So I was thinking about Al Michael's and Thursday night football.

For that man, not until week two. Because they just, they debuted the Thursday night football anthem last week. And I guess it's perfect in the sense that it felt like I've heard it a million times before already. Well, people I think were also just mad about it because it was an orchestra. But like, how do you think all the other ones would kind of make it? No, that's what they all are. Yeah, right.

But they saw it. They have like the electric guitar with a million points of reverb repeating the hook. That's what it's like on every channel. Correct. They always have that, that same kind of setup. But it sounds like every, a blend of every other football anthem that you've ever heard. Right. I still like our Thursday night football anthem a little bit better.

I'm a little bit biased. But I was thinking about how my, how Michael's making his debut. I don't, I think he brings too much gravitas to Thursday night. Well, he doesn't have a Thursday night boy. Especially. Yeah. He doesn't have a Sunday night or a Monday night voice. I agree.

He does not have a Thursday night voice. There are certain people that have Thursday night voices out there. Al Michaels. No, I do not want to hear him on a week. I don't want to have to go to work for a full another day before the weekend when I hear Al Michaels voice. Yeah. He, that is going to be weird.

It is going to be very weird to have Joe Buck on Monday nights. I'm not ready for that. That one's going to kind of blow my mind. We're going to say Hank, you got another name? I think we got some good names. Terry kill dolphins. Terry kill is on the dolphins. Tom Brady, almost a raider.

Yeah. So there was that story that Dana White broke and Grant confirmed. I think we talked about that a part of my take, didn't we? I think we, I think we said that Tom Brady was thinking about going to the Raiders. Well, no. So yeah, there was another team. There was always like another team with Tom Brady, not counting the box or the dolphins. The lot of people, there was a time when people thought it might have been the bears.

And then there was like, I think there was a chargers thing that went around. But the fact that like, if you look at the quotes now afterwards where like reading them back, it's very funny to be like, he's talking about Derek Carr. Cause he said there was a, this is Tom Brady's quote. There was a story in free agency. One of the teams they were interested in. All of a sudden they weren't interested at the very end. I was sitting there thinking, you're sticking with that motherfucker.

Are you serious? Yeah. So just thinking about him just sitting on his couch, angry at Derek Carr is very funny. Everyone was trying to figure out who the motherfucker was. I thought he was going to go to the Jets. Yeah. That's what it sounded like to me. But I think that like Tom Brady to the Raiders always kind of made sense in my head.

Yes. Because they wanted a splash. They wanted like Las Vegas is still a relatively new city to have an NFL team. They wanted a big name out there. I always thought Tom Brady made sense. In fact, when they got Josh McDaniels as their head coach and Brady retired, I thought that there was a chance that he would come back and play for the Raiders. Like they just made that hire solely to get Tom Brady to come play for them.

Right. And then all the shit went down and Tom stuck around in Tampa Bay. But I feel like it was in the back of his head to go to either the Dolphins or the Ra- I know Hank doesn't like hearing that, but that's just the fact. I mean, you probably would have preferred that he go to the Raiders instead of going to the Dolphins in the division, right? Yes. And also the idea of John Gruden with Tom Brady would have been very funny.

Oh, yeah. He would not have allowed Tom Brady to take three weeks off to go in the Masked Singer. No. No. Yeah. That's the rumor that's going around that- The Dolphins rumor of all time. It would be the dumbest story of all time if he actually did that.

So I- He can do whatever he wants, though. Yeah, but not Matt. The Masked Singer would be outrageous. Yes. If he actually misses training for that. Yes. Yeah.

I mean, what do you need to train? I mean, everybody needs to practice. You're going Allen Iverson on him. It's preseason for everyone, bro. I think he gets a little bit of leeway. Well, for the Masked Singer, though, that's where it would be ridiculous. I don't think it's true. The thing is, I don't think that Tom Brady would sit here and tell you that even he needs

to practice. He's obsessive about that sort of thing. I've gone overly woke on this now, and I think that it's a rumor that was started by the Masked Singer because people are definitely going to be tuning in trying to figure out, is that Tom Brady? It's the one show that you can basically get all the way through the episode being like, maybe it is Tom Brady. Yeah.

Yeah. The fact that that show made it past one season is just- It's tough looking for our country. Dude, everyone watches it. It's crazy. Yeah. There's nothing to watch. Well, it is kind of cool because you don't know who's singing, and then they unmask it.

Yeah, that's the thing, Hank, is at the end. We should do the Masked Podcaster. All right. See Sweet, Hank, think that. All right, so if I have a mask on, I'm like, you know, Hitler didn't have that many bad ideas. Well, who would I have been? It's Billy.

One second. Stop. No, no, we cannot have that out there. You guys cut me off before I finish the sentence. It was because he's too much of a pussy to actually commit it to crimes. Oh, so you're saying he was innocent? No. No.

You're saying- Disavow, Hitler. Disavow, Hitler. Disavow, Hitler. Okay, there we go. It's funny. Bad, bad, Hitler. So, so Big Cat and I get occasional group texts from Tom Fresneli, recurring guest list.

Who should we should have on? It's John Bliver. Oh, yeah, Hank's on there, too. Oh, but you're on- Big Cat and I are in some side side ones with Tom. You're probably on this one, too. So he sent a side one and then sent you guys a side side one? No, I just couldn't remember if you were on that one. Got it.

Billy's the first person in history to use the- but I was just giving orders to him. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, no, because there's always like the, you know, like, oh, there's good Germans or like, you know, they're just in war. I was just getting orders. No, he was just- Hitler, you know, he was just giving them out. Yeah, yeah.

Fuck Hitler. Oh, okay, nice. But you just- No, stop. You whispered but. You whispered but. It's not funny. It's not funny at all.

It's not funny. Billy, content, content of his message aside, how was he at public speaking? Fuck Hitler. Fuck Hitler. What about his art? Fuck Hitler. Okay. Good job, Billy.

You finally came out and said it. No, Jesus Christ. The first 23 years of your life. Does it feel good? Like a weight spin lifted? Yeah. It's like the worst thing ever. What's your dog's name again?

Oh, no. You think you're a baseball player. That you- one of your favorites, right? Yes. You remember watching? His dog's name is Whitey after Whitey Ford. Good dog. Very good dog.

He shouldn't get stray shots at this. All right. What else is going on this weekend? The UFC fight was insane if people watched. I've actually never seen anything like it in UFC. Essentially, if you're not a big UFC guy, Usman, the champion was beating the fuck out of this guy, Leon Edwards, who's from Birmingham. He's a badass.

It was over, completely over. And one of those fights, it was kind of boring, and with one minute left, Leon Edwards just crumpled him, literally crumpled him like a lawn chair with a kick to the face. And it was actually one of those moments, it's like, this is- I was thinking about it. It's like, this is why I bought every Tyson pay-per-view well past his prime, because in the fight game, doesn't matter like how it's going, one shot can end anyone. Yeah. He caught him right on the button.

He just completely crumpled down. It was crazy. He just completely paralyzed him with one kick, and he knew it too. Sometimes in a UFC fight, if there's a big knockout, the guy will knock him out and then jump on him and try to finish it off. He knew the second his foot contacted his face, he's like, that's lights out. He was out. Yeah.

And then the reaction from Joe Rogan was awesome. Yes. I love watching his, because he looks just so amazed, so full of wonder. Actually, I think that Joe Rogan's reaction to this knockout is exactly like Billy's reaction to listening to Joe Rogan podcast. Yes. It was like, whoa. Whoa.

Over and over. But it was very cool. It was a very cool sporting moment. I'm trying to think what else. We had the kid's broadcast tonight on MLB, the Orioles and the Red Sox played. I said it before, but thank God Vince Gully's dead, because he would have been rolling in his grave. Jake, what do you say for yourself?

They put my tweet on the broadcast. Were you saying good job, guys? Yes. Oh, God. He said the future of sports broadcasting is in great hands. Oh, God. I don't have a problem with the concept. However, if you're going to do an all kids broadcasting team, you cannot have the play-by-play

guy be 18. Yeah. He was not a kid. He was a kid. You know what? It's like Danny Almonte all over again. So he's 18. Check his birth certificate.

The analyst was 14. The silent reporter was 11. Okay. They also, they messed up quite a bit in the third and fourth inning. It is nice to have Chief. I apologize right away. What did they mess up? The count.

Oh, wow. You can't do that. They got the wrong batter. It's great when we have Jake and just anything that happens in the broadcast booth, we just blame him. We were just putting these kids, they are your, like they look up, they probably have a Jake Marsh poster in their room. I don't know about that.

Oh, yeah. Those guys, those guys are listening to this podcast right now, having me say shit like this. Hank, why are you pointing your finger? What are you? Oh, he's spinning something. Oh, okay. He's spinning.

I thought he was ready to interject with something. Oh, also more big news today. Congratulations to Sister Jean. It's her birthday. Nice. Sister Jean is 103 in human years today. So very happy for you. You old bat.

Yeah. And that turtle who's like 182, that thing, that, what is his name, Tom? No, Gregory. What was that turtle's name? Are you on my Lonesome George? Yeah, George. No, George is dead. I'm the one that escapes.

No. The one, no, no, no. He's not dead. I mushed Lonesome George. He was the oldest turtle on the planet. Yeah. And I was supposed to meet him. I was in the Galapagos and the day that I was there, he died before I had a chance to

meet him. It's not Lonesome George. There's a turtle that's been alive for like 182 years. What the fuck is his name, Billy? I thought you'd be all over this. No. Are you talking about Rocket from Wichita, Kansas, who keeps escaping into closure? No.

Fuck it. You're thinking of Lonesome George. Oh, okay. I'm thinking of Lonesome George. Yeah. His ass has been dead since 2012. So why were people wishing him a happy birthday? What the fuck is that?

When were they wishing him? Like two days ago. I didn't. No, I think there's news to me. I think we're talking about Rocket. I don't know what Rocket is. Rocket was another tortoise. Oh, you may be talking about the TikTok tortoise that just chases shoes.

Oh, the racist one? The racist tortoise. The racist turtle? Jonathan. Here it is. Jonathan. Jonathan is the tortoise turns 188 today. He's the oldest living land animal alive.

People were wishing Jonathan a happy birthday. I don't know. Wow. Jonathan is a world famous 190-year-old gay giant tortoise. Yeah. He is gay. Yeah. No, I knew that.

Love is love. Dude, he was, he actually is a pioneer. He was gay like, he's 190 years old. Yes. So I was right. People were wishing him a happy birthday. It was like Saturday or something. Jonathan, the blind gay sex craze giant tortoise is now the oldest who have ever lived.

Does that mean the oldest gay blind sex craze tortoise or the oldest tortoise? Both. Probably both, yeah. Billy, I'm not, you should have been on this. This is your- Well, the description was, there's many- I was like, there's a fucking old ass tortoise that got everyone saying happy birthday to. 190?

That's crazy. They found, they find snapping turtles with Civil War musket bullets in their shells. That's insane. So yeah. Shout out, Jonathan. He's fucking old. We should actually put him in the, he should win a taking next year. He'll die.

That'd be funny. Yeah. If Fatiki actually killed him. Oh, he had a partner named Frederica and she was his, his lover, his spouse. His beard? Yeah. We'll check this out. So Frederica, she went to get a checkup at the vet and they looked and they're like,

oh, that little tiny thing that we thought was just like a lesion on your, on your shell. That's your dick. Frederica, you're actually, Frederica's dick is so small that they thought it was a chick for a while. They thought it was a clit. Yeah. Okay. So shout out, Jonathan.

He's just been living his best gay life. He should go on out and about. Mm hmm. They should have him on. Put him on the truck. 190. Dude. Think about how what year was I can't, 1886, I think that's, that's insane.

Him and J, J, uh, Jake Plummer. Yeah. Live forever. J. I'd cutler. I bet you Jonathan eats mushrooms every single day. For sure. Um, okay.

Anything else in the sports world? I think that comes. I mean, we're. Football's back. I'm so excited. All the way back. Albert Pools, uh, making a run for 700. I actually rather not.

It's very, it's very cool. I'd rather not talk about Albert Pools. I'd rather talk about the fact that Yadir Molina, uh, just took a weekend off from the Cardinals because his basketball team, uh, was in the championship game and he had to, he took like personal leave. Did you see that? I don't. He took.

I don't believe that. Jake. No, I didn't see it. Yes. Look it up. Yes. He took a weekend off from the Cardinals. I don't think you can play basketball.

No, no. He owns a basketball team in like, uh, I think in Puerto Rico and he was like, I need it. I need the weekend off for personal reasons. And then I'm pretty sure there was a picture of him with a cigar and the trophy because his team won. Wow. That's sick. That was where his head's at.

That's gross by the Cardinals. You'd think Yadir would, would really want to be there for Albert and all that shit. Yeah. How many is away? He's got two today or yesterday. He's got 692. Yadir Molina notified the team he needed the weekend to attend a business in Puerto Rico. Worth noting basketball team Molina owns can clinch a championship this weekend.

That's honestly, I kind of respect that. Yeah. He's just like, I'm out of here. I got to, I want to go party with my team. I'm going to go to an island for a while. Yeah. Um, it is also just very funny that the Yankees just continued to be like the worst team in baseball.

They won today. So that's, they've lost what 15 out of 21 now and they've been really bad since the break, but they still have, I think, I believe it's an eight game lead. You have to give credit to Aaron Boone for turning things around. He said, this is a direct quote. We need to start playing better baseball. Yes. If we want to turn this around.

So Aaron Boone has his finger on the pulse of the New York Yankees. They just can't score. It's very funny. It's weird. It's weird. What's happened to them? Yeah. Almost makes you think they'll be judged on the playoffs no matter what.

Which would you say it's going to go well? I mean, they haven't won it all since 2009. So it's World Series or bus. I don't know. I haven't even got out of the LCS since then. It would actually be perfect though if the Yankees imploded it because that's what you're getting with Aaron Boone. You're going to be a very good regular season team and then things are going to fall apart

in October and they're going to bring them and they'll bring everyone back next year and then give him another extension. Yeah. Just being like shit. We were that close. We just had a couple of injuries stopped us from being, you know, just remember how good we were as a game of the season. As a rod says, there's a difference between the macro and the micro correct.

The Yankees are built for the macro teams that are better than the Yankees in the playoffs. They're actually better built for the micro. And yeah, I mean, what other team has been to the playoffs as much as the Yankees? That's the real victory. Yeah. That's true. Because in baseball, you really judge a team on the 162 games that they played. Oh no, Billy.

Sorry, Billy. Oh no, Billy. That's too bad. Billy's been rooting against me and PFT's bet just because he wants to tweet about Trace McSorley. Which he already tweeted about Trace McSorley. Yeah. You should do another one.

Another pick. Damn. In fact, he's down on the Cardinals. Yeah. There it is. Oh, yeah. The Cardinals are wearing their black helmets, which is weird. Very cool.

So I like them, but it's weird. I think it's only weird because they're going up against the Ravens, who also have the black helmets. Yes. I think these helmets are going to play in the regular season. That was a bad pick. Kyler's going to look extra tiny in these helmets though. That was a bad pick, Billy.

Tough one. I like Trace McSorley, but the way you're rooting against us makes me not like him. I wasn't. Okay. I'm rooting against our bet. I just wanted him to score a touchdown so I could tweet, throw it on a dime. But you did it anyway. Yeah.

For like a 10 yard game. So we're good. We're all good. All right. Let's do who's back. Then we have a liver king. Then we have the Mount Rushmore of subtle ways to emasculate someone. Who's back is brought to you by our friends at HelloFresh.

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Okay. Who's back the week? Hank. My who's back the week is Game of Thrones. Yeah. Yeah. Right now. It's on right now.

As we're taping this. Thank you. Hank, give a recap of it. Dracarys. Nice. Yeah. Don't say that word of dragon will appear. It does hurt me a little bit.

It was definitely something that I obviously knew was coming. We talked about it. I did read that book as we all remember. Big old book. I just wasn't ready for it to be back this soon, I guess. It was one of those things where I thought it was coming maybe in the fall or winter next year. Then all of a sudden, last night, I saw a tweet that was like, it's coming out tomorrow

premiering at nine o'clock. Yeah. I haven't had enough time to process and get over it. I'm probably going to watch it and all those emotions are going to come swelling back. It's snuck up on us. And I'll probably be mad. So it's a prequel, right? Yeah.

Okay. How many years? I believe like less than a hundred. Oh. So it's got the Mad King in it. Half of Jonathan. I think the Mad King is the king. I think.

Oh. So it's like, so we're just, oh, I thought it was like many, many years. So did I. But it's not. I don't think so. If we're wrong, people are going to be very mad at this point of the show. I think it's 200 years. Okay.

I did. I think you're very wrong. Oh, I looked it up. Can we get it? Can we get the exact amount of years? I want to know. It's a prequel. Yeah.

Are they going to have like completely different technology? Is it going to be like primitive technology compared to what they had in Game of Thrones because of 200 years earlier? Well, no, but I think this is more like, I think Game of Thrones went backwards because this is with a bunch of dragons in it. It's 200 years. 200 years. Oh, damn.

Billy just sunned you. They should have it just straight up be top gun, but with dragons instead of planes. That'd be cool. That's cool. Yeah. There's got to be a lot of dragons in this one. Right, Hank? Yes.

Okay. Good. It's called the House of Dragons. Okay. But you know them. They'll fuck us. Right? They're actually wyverns, not dragons.

So. Yeah. Game of Thrones is back. Everyone's talking about it. And you know, to be determined whether or not it's worth it. Okay. We'll start watching. We should do a recap on next Sunday's show of tonight's show.

Yeah. And then football comes back. We'll just forget it exists. Absolutely. Yeah. Okay. PFT or who's back? My who's back in the week.

I've got a couple. Is that okay? Yeah. Unless you take one of mine. Okay. I want to take one of mine. You know what mine is. How many total?

I know what Jake's is going to be. You know what mine is going to be. I think I know what Big Cats is going to be. JR. Yes. Yeah. So I'm not going to do that one. Who's back?

Michael Thomas. Okay. Michael Thomas is back because he's dealing with a little bit of a hamstring right now. So he's already injured. We're looking forward to getting Michael Thomas back at some point this year maybe for like a week. Old Captain Slanton himself. I actually think James is going to love Michael Thomas.

Yeah. Because he's a big dude that kind of fits right in between linebackers that he can hit. Yeah. It's James's specialty. So Michael Thomas is back being having a little bit of a hamstring. Damn. Which is never something that you want to hear. And then my other who's back of the week is the United States.

U.S. is back bitches. Because of Dugs. Because of soccer. Oh. Because of soccer baby. We're calling it soccer now. It's no longer football over in England. Because Leeds beat the fuck out of Chelsea today.

3-0 as they say. Leeds is head coach. American. Also the first goal scorer today. Brynn and Aronson. American. They call him the Medford Messi because he's from Medford, New Jersey. But yeah.

The dude Jamie Marsh who is Jake's older brother is the head coach of Leeds. And he's the he's like real life Ted Lasso who just went over there and turned Leeds around. So that's sick. All you have to know about this is that the United States has already taken over the English Premier League. That's sick. It belongs to us now. That's sick.

It's ours now. All right. My who's back. He has Josh Rosen. He is on the Browns. And in classic Josh Rosen fashion he got in for I think an entire half. He went 7 for 20 for 88 yards. No TDs.

No interceptions. I he has to be doing this on purpose at this point. His stat lines are just so so predictably exactly what they are every single time where it's just I don't know how he does it. I don't know how you complete 20 passes in today's NFL or sorry not complete but attempt 20 passes and have 88 yards. Take shots man. That's what he does.

Crazy. It's crazy. And I listen. I'm I still will stand on them on the mountain for Josh Rosen be like he didn't get a fair shot. And we'll give him that fair shot. And they're going to. I think he said there's nine other teams that there's nine teams that pass on me and they're

going to regret this forever. It was it was all time backfire like trying to do a Tom Brady like I'll always remember who passed on me. Yeah. I don't think anyone anyone's worried about passing on him in the draft. He looked capable. I saw some of those highlights and he always does. He looked capable.

He just he's always going to look like a quarterback. Yeah. He's really good. After battling the NFL if you look like a quarterback you will be able to have a job as a backup for a long time. What's his name? Chase Daniel. Chase Daniel looks incredible right now.

Yeah. Looks like you can chase Daniel go out there through for 180 yards on like 11 of 16 passing and you'll lose by like 10 points. Yeah. But that's all you need your backup quarterback to do. Yes. Yes. But it's good to see Josh Rosen back out there.

Seven for 20 for 88 yards. I mean he's got to be doing it as a joke. It's so perfect. It's a good bit. It really is. It's because it's a memorable bit. He was trending for a while. It's good.

Good job. Josh. All right. Billy. My who's back is Dennis Rodman. Yeah. Dennis Rodman getting back on the National Diplomacy Grind. He's going to go to Russia.

His quote is I know Putin too well and hopefully he's going to try to negotiate the release of one of their hostages. Nice. He'll probably get this figured out. Is there a chance though? Which one? Are we supposed to not talk about it? No, Brittney Griner.

Yeah, Brittney Griner. He's going to get Brittney Griner. Why would you say Brittney Griner? He did an awful job of not talking about it if that's what you were trying not to do. Wasn't it? Never mind. We're not supposed to talk about it because like who might be listening? Because then they think like that she's too large of a being.

They try to get a bigger hostage. No. Big catch. Right. Putin's a longtime stoolie. Yeah. He's a huge spittin' chick. He's like wait, we have Brittney Griner?

Yeah. Right after this. He's competing in the next chicklets cup. Yeah. He's one of my goals. Yep. He's first overall draft pick. Yeah.

I feel like, I feel like Dennis Rahman might kick, taking hostage. I don't think Dennis Rahman's going to break any laws. No. Yeah. I just feel like we might be, we might have to, we might have to give up two, what it merchant of deaths to get these guys back. Dennis Rahman. It'd be very funny if he was like visiting Brittney Griner in jail and brought in a cake

with a file in it. Yeah. To try to break her out of there. No. More likely he'll visit Brittney Griner in jail and bring like a vape pen or something. Or he could visit her in jail, they could have a baby and the world's best rebounder of all time. Brittney Griner is, she is homosexual.

Okay. Well then probably, that probably won't happen. Yeah. Yeah. But could. You never know. Yeah. Love, well no that wouldn't be love is love.

Life finds a way. Yeah. Yeah. So Dennis Rahman is going to Russia to free Brittney Griner. Okay. Good. It's going to get done. Ambassador Dennis Rahman.

Yes. Recurring guest Dennis Rahman. Yes. I got two quick ones first up. You notice Haslam. Yep. Year 20. Mm-hmm.

Heat culture back on the bench. Like what's the deal here? 2.9 million dollars. Right. Coach. Yeah. But you could, you could pay him less to just be, like he doesn't play does he? Did he play last year at all?

He got in a couple times. Yeah. Yeah. At the end of some blowouts. I'm not saying, like listen. It helps. The locker room. Yeah.

It's like basically a dream job because I always, I always wonder like a guy who was good enough to be on a team and play like meaningful minutes. Like why wouldn't you just hang around and live the NBA lifestyle? So good for him. But it's crazy that it's 20 years. It is. But yeah. It really does help the locker room.

Like he said, he's helped revive careers. I just think the culture has. Okay. He's the heartbeat of the culture. So he does have the best job ever and actually he's like to chase Daniel of the NBA. Yes. That's the exact kind of guy that you want. Yes.

He's one of the players that have played 20 or more seasons for a single franchise before today. Do you know who those two are? Uh. Pop quiz. I don't. Tim Duncan. Dirk.

Okay. Kobe. Kobe. Yeah. Yeah. That makes sense. Yeah. That makes sense.

That's exciting for heat culture. My second who's back is Urban Meyer. He is officially back on the Fox. Oh, yes. Big new kickoff team. So we'll be seeing him every Saturday. Great. Yeah.

I feel like a Lee Corso thing where you put the mascots head on. He should just like hold up whatever pants of whatever sorority his hand was in the previous night from whichever school he thinks is going to win. Yeah. The letters. Just a quick fun idea. Urban Meyer. I'm going to be very excited.

He's going to go viral. I'm going to. I mean, it's not really calling a shot. He's going to go viral like three or four times this year trying to be like the way you got to coach a football team is accountability and being there for your guys. You got to be a role model. You're just going to log on and see Urban Meyer's viral on like a Saturday afternoon and be like, why?

And then you'll look at it and be like, oh, he said something completely contradictory to his own. It is a good panel. Yeah. Who is it? Brady Quinn. We have a college football show here. Everyone's good.

You would. It was bad. You wouldn't say it was bad. Okay. They stink. Okay. Wow. Who's on it?

Who's on it? It's Brady Quinn. Reggie Bush, Matt liner. Okay. Urban is really the one guy on there. I'm like, why? Why is why do I need to see Urban Meyer on my TV anymore? I give it before probably week two before he goes on a rant about how he got canceled

as the coach of the Jaguars. He'll definitely say that. Well, he won't say he got canceled. He'll say you have to be real careful in this day and age. Yeah. What happened to me? He's going to say like with cell phones and social media, you never know whose butthole your hand's going to go up.

Yep. Yep. Exactly. It'll definitely be a lesson to the kids. Okay. Let's, let's, let's get it to liver King. It's time for the liver King interview. Very interesting interview.

I didn't really know anything about him going into it, but I came out being like, I kind of like liver. So we're liver boys. Yeah. We're liver boys. You got a quick word for one of our sponsors. Yes. Urban Meyer will be the first one to tell you that testosterone is an important part of

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I was reading an article about you last night. You're like, yeah, my former life, I ate that person and now I'm the liver king. So liver king, welcome to the studio. Welcome to the office. You know, glad to have you here. I'm so grateful to be here. You guys, you know, I desperately need these opportunities. I want to spend 60 seconds just to tell you what I mean when I say I'm grateful.

I got one job to do as a CEO of the ancestral lifestyle. So model, teach and preach this way because so many people are living a life of hurt and hate and suffer and struggle, right? People today, most people are living with depression, anxiety, infertility. They want to have kids. They can't be healthy enough to be fertile enough to bring a life into this world. Right. They got autoimmune conditions, low energy, low libido, low ambition in life.

There's this better life to live. You guys know this life because you guys have a great fucking time. I see the culture and the chemistry, the love, the laughter, the light that you have on the show. This is what we have to advance in the world, right? And so this is my job. It's to model, teach and preach this message so that this message can go mainstream so that we can all express this highest and most dominant form, this life full of excitement

and adventure. So when I say thank you back to you, this is what I mean. I appreciate that. I appreciate that. Is this mic on, by the way? Is this mic on? I just want to make sure because I got a look from the producer. It is.

Okay. You get a lot of gratitude on this side of the table. I appreciate that. So before you got into this room, we were actually having a discussion. We wanted to make you feel comfortable in the studio. You know, you're just starting to do podcasts. We want you to be cool. We want you to be yourself.

Would you be more comfortable if we were all shirtless as well or would you like to be the only shirtless? This is the greatest way I've ever started a podcast in the history of fucking podcasts. Not only would it make me more comfortable, but it makes you guys more primals, right? Because most people are born. It definitely doesn't make me more comfortable. It makes you more primal though. I don't even think that's true either.

It makes you. It just makes me be like, all right, cool. Everyone's going to be like, Hey, look how fat this guy is. And I'm just like, all right. And I also like, you know, don't you want me to be me? Should I be me or should I be you? What you don't understand is you being primal is your truest, most authentic self before we started wearing primal.

Me has a shirt. Listen, before we started wearing shirts, right? The truest expression of who we are bare chested is fucking, how were you born with a shirt or without? I think I had a shirt on. Yeah. If you the way that you were born is how you should rock it all the time. I had a chain on.

I was wearing a necklace. Yeah. I came out. What about? I would assume the primal part and Billy has a lot of questions. The primal part off with the shirts. Who's taking the fucking? Yes.

Billy fucking football. All right. Yes. Yeah. Take it off. I did think like just you walking in here with our shirts off. It was just weird. We're making history.

I mean, it's not history. We've taken our shirts off many times. No. This is the first podcast ever done shirtless by guys. All right. Hey, so I guarantee you that the viewerships going through the roof right now, definitely not. So the primal thing is that no deodorant?

Hell no deodorant. Yeah. No, I noticed the musk. It's strong. It's a strong musk. Yeah. This is how a man is supposed to fucking smell. If everybody stopped wearing deodorant and perfumes, right?

The new normal would be this fucking musk, right? Would be melted tar. Fair moans, right? So you're just you're talking about France. Yeah. That's not. Yeah. I don't know if we want to be France.

But yeah. Okay. So no, no, no deodorant. I agree on the France thing, right? But like those people are detoxing, right? The way the fucking badass American lives, right? You go fucking chop wood. You go do hard fucking work, multiple workouts a day.

The way that we eat, the way that we sleep, the way that we are fucking attitude, there's a different smell to that. There's a different smell. And pheromones is exactly what I'm talking about. If everybody's living a life like this, you get an attractive woman in here, right? She's going to fuck us? She's going to close her eyes. She's going to pick that fucking American because he smells like this.

I like that. Yeah. So you said that you ate your former self. How did you taste? Oh, man, like strength. Yeah. Like courage. Yeah.

Like brute fucking force. Right. I inherited all those qualities, right? But but the whole thing is like it's the growth mindset, right? Or earlier, what I was alluding to like the I call this primals, right? This is how we were born, right? And then somewhere along the way, we became mindlessly compliant. We became obedient.

We domesticated ourselves, right? We started standing in line. We started wearing shirts. We started shaving our faces. We started putting on Santan fucking lotion, right? And for what? Because somebody fucking sold you on the idea, right? Our uninhibited, truest form, right?

That's what a primal is. And it's the way that we speak, the way that we look bare-chested is an expression of what we believe. We're about like medicine and shit, though, because we didn't we weren't taking penicillin right back then. But now we have we have stuff that doesn't let us die when we're 20. There's interesting things about about this related to this. I like the acute medicine that we have today, right?

But a lot of the long term shit that we do is to our detriment like well. So let me let me tell you this. People always make this criticism. Oh, yeah, you're promoting the ancestral living, but our early ancestors lived to 30 on average. This is what people say all the time, stupid shit like this, right? And here's the fact is you call what we're doing today living. You call going to a job that you hate, coming home to a life you don't love, putting on Netflix, sedating yourself just enough with medication to get hard and to be happy.

Call that a day, call it a week, call it a month as your fucking life. You call that living. This is how we exist today. OK, but then on the flip side, like not everyone can be liver king, right? First of all, you, you have your liver king. We can't all be liver. Why not? I don't know.

I mean, if we had a world full of liver kings, I don't think it would work. Well, you'd no longer be liver king. Someone has to be some guy. Everybody's born with the same primal potential to be a self fucking made king, right? And so this is what this is. My job is to turn everybody into a fucking king. These nine ancestral tenants that I'm model teaching and preaching, I'm say it real quick. I never remember all of them, but it's sleep, eat, move, shield, connect, cold, sun, fight

and bond. What is it? Wait, what is the ancestral tenants mean? Like that? How did you come up with that? I should have asked that to begin because this is obviously what, you know, your website and everything that you're you're talking about. So how did you come up with all of those?

Yeah. First, I came out up with it because my kids were sick as fuck. They were taking ambulance trips to the hospital. They couldn't breathe. And then the hospital wouldn't release them because they still couldn't breathe. And so we had to give them EpiPens, Benadryl, you fucking name it. Like you didn't know what was going to happen to our kids. We're out of medical necessity.

We figured out, hey, enough is a fucking enough, right? Nobody has the answer. I'm going to go figure this shit out. I stumbled upon this whole idea that there's these forces that shaped us to become the baddest fucking mammalian predators I'd ever lived, right? Genus Homo. This is us. And we've done something since then.

We started eating processed food. We no longer connect with the sun. We no longer connect with each other. You guys know the electricity that you feel in here. When you connect with each other, you connect with the guest. You put down the fucking phone, right? So sleep, eat, move, these nine ancestral tenants as a way that I organized this sort of ancestral living.

It's the way that early ancestors lived. It's the way that modern day primitive culture tribes live. I've gotten visited with six primitive culture tribes in the Amazon and in Africa. So out of first principle thinking, because you don't have to go visit with guys and say, hey, we evolved getting sun, right? You know that. Right. And then you don't have to eat me.

We know that they had to eat. Right. Exactly. And what did they eat? It wasn't processed food, right? And so then I went to visit with these primitive culture tribes and say, hey, is my thesis accurate? Is there something I've got wrong, right?

Did we not connect our bare feet to the ground, right? With the advent of modern day shoes, elevated beds, buildings and cars, we hardly ever come in contact with the earth anymore. When's the last time you had your bare feet connected to the ground? I played tennis at Big Cat's summer house and I took my shoes off. I got so full with it on the clay. It was nice. It was a big deal.

Yeah. That is a big deal. Yeah. I got my shoes yesterday. I was out. Billy got dunked on so hard that his face rubbed against the ground. Yeah. I'm not going to lie, liver king.

Like the musk is kind of growing on me. This is kind of fucked up that like I don't hate it anymore. And we need to all smell like this. Yeah. We don't know about that part, but like it is kind of, it's strong, but it's growing on me. It's how real fucking man smells. Damn.

Yeah. So what would happen right now if I adapted like full on the primal lifestyle? If I ate everything you eat, if I just like shocked my body into that, I'll give you like a little example because like where I'm at right now is last night I drank a Coke for dinner. I had soup that I ordered in this morning. I had Taco Bell breakfast and two cups of coffee. So like I'm not, my body is full on just like stereotypical American diet right now.

Yeah. If I were to do the primal lifestyle, what would happen? Yeah. First of all, everything there is sub-primal, right? And if you start immediately with a primal lifestyle, first of all, you're going to smell like shit at first because you're going to detox all that nasty shit you've been eating. And then after that, you're going to smell like me. But more importantly, just think about this, eat is only one of the nine ancestral tenants.

You fix the way you eat. My name is liver king because there's one major thing you can do, a major lever you can pull. Start eating liver right away. Can you give it? No. No. About that.

Do you have it like in pills so I don't have to actually eat it? You know what? Yeah. Number one. Yeah. Number two, where's the food? Where are my presents? I brought presents in here.

You brought presents. I brought presents. Guys, somebody bring the fucking presents. Okay. I brought 20 people with you. It's squad. It's deep. This is how a king lives.

Yeah. This is how a king lives. So what's going to happen is you're going to express a higher and more dominant form, right? I don't know if you consider yourself an eight, nine or 10 right now, but you're going to level up and then you're going to attract your complementary opposite. So whether you pull eight, nine or 10s right now, you're going to level that shit up too, right?

Because a king pulls a queen. So what's going to happen? You're going to express a higher, more dominant form. You're going to progress in life. You're going to be happier in life. Yeah. We got the liver and stuff. Is this liver coming in here?

Yeah. This is the present. Okay. We have some of the primal foods on here, we got some raw vegetables, we got raw spleen, we got bone marrow, we got raw heart, raw kidney, and of course we have liver. Okay. So the good news is Billy really wants to try all this stuff. That's what we brought.

Yeah. Okay. Yeah. He's going to try it all. Why doesn't the rest of your team have their shirts off? You know what? There can only be one king. Right.

But isn't the whole primal like there, no one else is living their primal life? You know what? From now on, nobody in the fucking tribe wears their shirt. Okay. I like that. I like that. Because I'm curious, the people that you have around you, are they doing everything that you do or have they not bought all the way in?

Is it just a nine to five for them kind of? My inner circle tribe, everyone in my family, liver queen, liver boys, they all live exactly the same way I do, just different proportion. The guys that are doing the nine to five, they may not be full primal, they're somewhere in the middle. Yeah. But I really want to answer your question. Your life's going to be happier.

Your life's going to be more fulfilled. I don't know if you, hey, we got to get at least a piece of liver to these guys because they're already primal. Let's at least give them a piece of liver. Which one's the liver? Right underneath the liver king. Which one's the liver here? Right underneath the liver king.

It's a liver with some phabla beans and a nice candy. This? That's the liver? Yes, sir. The testicles. Did you, have you seen Silence of the Lambs? Well, that was little and you don't need to use a fucking toothpick, man. Just grab that shit with your-

I'm going to go primal, you see. Is it bad? We got to sell primal puke bucket. I don't know why. What's, which one's the liver? Close to your right hand. This one? This one?

Okay. I bet you he doesn't know fucking problem. And you can't be giving it to everyone else and don't give it to my man. Can I wipe my finger? I'm in here. That's not that bad. Yeah, it's great. I kind of like it.

Yeah. It's kind of sweet. I'm a liver king now. And here's the thing. Yeah. No, that's it. When does my six pack show up? I actually didn't hate that.

Like, I wasn't- It's on the way. That was fine. And most people that need the nourishment the most are going to feel stuff. And if you have a trouble eating that, here's the thing. I'm fine. Everybody. How was it for you, Billy?

It was good. It was good. You got to take it down like an oyster. Because here's the thing. I just chewed it. It was, I mean, it's like, I mean, it's basically it's just raw meat, right? Exactly. Yeah.

I'm a liver king. Fuck it. Who cares? And so everybody has to get this in their life, right? We recently took the nose to tail nourishment out of our diet, right? Since the inception of our time, we've always hunted the animal and we've had the whole animal, nose to tail, bones to blood, horns to hooves. We just recently took this out.

We need to get this shit back in our diet. And some people, it's tough to do, right? They don't want to fucking put it down the gullet. So there's an option. There's another option. It's called whole beast. I have a whole beast protein shake. It has liver, heart, pancreas, spleen, colostrum, blood, isn't it?

You just drink that? You just drink it. Oh, we brought that in. Fuck you. We want a whole beast. I'll do the shake. I can take anything down in a shake. And I can't wait to see what you think of it.

Okay. So this is a whole beast shake. Is this an actual bone that's in here? What is this? It makes it more primal. Did you got one for Billy Football? Yeah, Billy. Oh, there you go.

I was gonna say. Ooh. That's awesome. That's a whole beast. I'm a plug. It's a whole beast. Oh, hell yeah. Well, the liver was easy, too.

That actually tasted good. Hell yeah. So I just want to say it again. Listen, guys, in there, there's liver, heart, pancreas, spleen, kidney, and colostrum, and plenty of protein. So I don't need lunch now or what? You know what? I want to eat lunch unless you earn it.

If you earn it, go eat lunch. Yeah, you gotta hunt it first, right? Simulated. You do a simulated hunt. So tell me about the simulated hunts. What goes into a successful simulated hunt? I appreciate you asking. This is one of the most important points I think I could get across.

Imagine if we all did 100 push-ups before anything went into our mouths, right? Because this is what our early ancestors did. I would never eat. But you would eat. You get hungry. When's the last time you were hungry? I just die. When's the last time you were hungry?

Every day. You get really fucking hungry? Every day. I'm always hungry. I can always eat. That's my motto. Well, here's the thing. Big cat, he can always eat.

Our early ancestors had to work for their food, right? Either on a hunt or if they got a big animal, they still had to butcher the animal. They still had to go out of camp to do these things, right? At the first, we've never done this before in the history of our being that we've had food just an arm's length away. In the refrigerator, there's an app to get us food today, right? So the simulated successful hunt is honoring the struggle of our early ancestors so that we can honor and express our own genetic fitness.

It's called getting to fucking work before you start mindlessly paddling shit down your fucking throat. I see people in the car. Do you ever see guys in the car eating? Mindlessly eating? Diaries don't count in the car. Yeah, in the rearview. That's a rule.

That's actually a rule, dude. They count in double. No, they don't. I'm here to fucking say officially they count in double because you ain't doing shit. You get the fries for the way home. You get a fucking, you know, a car fries and then you get home and you're like, oh, we got fries for everyone, but you already ate an extra one in the car. Listen, the guy who says-

You got lots of learn, liver king. Hey, whoever's ripped, I'll listen to that guy about this. So this is what the simulated successful hunt is because successful in the hunt, we had to put forth some real effort, right? And that enables us to express a higher and more dominant physical form. And I'm telling you, like if you just put forth a little bit of work, you don't gotta do 100 pushups every time. Pick a number.

Pick 40, pick 50. How much you want to bet just two or three minutes worth of work right before you have breakfast, lunch, and or dinner, it's going to change the trajectory of your life. So when we were going on a cross country trip to the Super Bowl and we got stuck in Arkansas and we walked like a quarter of a mile to a sonic and we said, like, okay, this is a simulated hunt. And then we ordered sonic drive through and we sat down, we ate our fast food. Does that count?

100%. Okay, cool. I like that. Okay. So here's another question. We're going to get to Billy in a sec because he has a lot of questions, but like, so I'm no shock to you. I'm not like big into fitness, they may say.

So I'm not like super familiar with everything you've got going on. What do the critics say? Like what do people who don't like liver King say? And how do you respond to them? Because I honestly don't know. Like if some people are like, oh, this guy's full of shit for this reason, that reason. Like what do they say? Yeah.

There's a few things I'll share back there. Number one, this is the vocal minority, right? The overwhelming amount of primals are so excited, right? Because they recognize the opportunity to live a better life. So this is a vocal minority. Number two, I don't know how they can hate on their own species so much, right? This is not really something I invented, right? These are our ancestors.

These are your ancestors, right? And number three, you know, look at how desperately the world is hurting today. What I would say back to the haters, the critics, the conventional thinkers is you had your fucking time. You had your chance. It didn't fucking work. 80% of the population is struggling, letting paycheck to paycheck, right? We're a status seeking society.

We think we're going to express our worth, value and potential by going to buy shit at the mall. Hey, look how valuable I am, right? So we're struggling paycheck to paycheck, 80%, 70% overweight, half are obese, 50% on medication, 40%, half cancer or we'll get cancer, 40% we'll get cancer or have cancer. That's a big fucking deal. One out of five kids, this big is on a prescription medicine. So what I have to say back to the haters, to the critics, you had your fucking time.

You had your chance. This is my time. And by saying it's my time, it's my time to bring back the ways of our early ancestors. It costs virtually nothing. You can start doing it today. You'll change your life tomorrow, right? Because there's kids out there like my own kids that deserve a better shot at life. I was doing barbarian across the Brooklyn bridge.

This guy, Saul ran across young guy, he's a liver king, liver king. Hey man, it's Saul. It's Saul from Instagram. I'm the guy who lost 60 pounds because of you. I stopped drinking alcohol. I've reconnected with the outside world with confidence for the first time since I can remember. I got a primal named cat that couldn't have kids.

She adopted the ancestral lifestyle after two years of infertility treatment. She bird the child, right? This other guy, Ben, this other primal Ben had an HSCRP over a hundred hospitalized bleeding out of his ass with intractable Crohn's disease adopted the ancestral lifestyle. He's fucking kicking ass and life and running companies. This is what I have. I'm done. Right?

This is what I have to say to the haters and the critics. So I guess I'm my only response to be like, is there a, because I, what you're saying actually there are pieces to it that I agree with. There's a lot of, and I'm, I'm part of the problem. I sit on my ass all the time. Like we, as a world need to probably be outside more, do more activities like TV and all that shit and video games has kind of taken away. Like we, PFT and I always joke we're both 37.

Like we, we didn't have full video games, cell phones, TVs when we were like, you know, seven years old and that helped us because it's like we went out and played. You know what I mean? I don't know. I have two kids. I don't know what the fuck they're going to do when they're, when they're seven years old and there's video games, all these things. There's got to be a half way, right?

Because you can't have, not everyone can go full primal. This whole thing is on a continuum. Okay. I'm still getting better, right? Right. If I'm the same piece of shit next year that I am today, I'm a catastrophic failure, right? Growth is the way of life. Progression is the way of life, right?

Additional responsibility, progress is happiness, right? So start somewhere. Start with liver. This is going to give you more energy. This is the currency of life. This is going to give you the drive to take massive fucking action to dominate in life. Start with liver. Learn.

Drive the pills though. You can have the fucking pills. You can have the whole beast. Right? Listen. There's a company called Ancestral Supplements. There's a company called Heart and Soil Supplements. The fittest supplements.

These are my companies, by the way. I'm like, I did that. There's a company. There's a podcast called Pardon My Take. And all I care about is this, right? There's a continuum. I say, go on a hunt. When you have that connection with the land, when you can go out and walk and stalk for

15 miles, and you're stalking an animal, and you learn about to read the wind, when you learn to read the land, there's no video game that does this for you. This, this is why hunters love to fucking hunt. If you can go on a hunt, go on a hunt. If you can't do that, go to a farmer's market, go to your butcher, go to the grocery store. If you're not going to do any of that, I got a fucking easy option for you. I got something you don't have to taste. I got a pill for you, right?

This is the lone hanging fruit because you've got to get this nourishment in your diet. I'm telling you, this is going to give you more energy. It's going to set you off on a different trajectory. Start lifting heavy shit after that. This whole thing is on a continuum. You're not going to go from playing video games, watching TV, being a complete subprimal to being a full fucking primal barbarian fucking king. This whole thing lives on a continuum as long as you commit to the growth mindset.

Tune into my stories, man. If you tune into my stories, you're going to get this sort of message every day there's a liver king philosophy, and it's about just making progress. Not perfection, but progress. And along the way, you're going to say, holy fucking shit, I didn't know a life like this was possible. Let me tell you the story how primitive culture tribes live. They're the happiest people you'll ever meet.

They got no material, no video games, no material possessions. Do you have football? Do you have NFL? They got, no. I don't know. Yeah. So imagine having what they have, but also having football. Okay.

Okay, now I'm in. Right? Now I'm back. Good sell. So let me tell you, we're on a hunt with the Macha Ganga tribe. They go to shoot a monkey. The arrow comes back down and it's the broad side of it strikes my camera guy and it doesn't pierce him, but hits him, right?

Close fucking call. They laugh their asses off. This is the funniest thing they've seen all day, right? The electricity, the chemistry, the culture that these guys have the fulfillment that they have no material possessions, right? And they're loving life. So they got something figured out by default. They're living all nine ancestral tenants, bring football into that football is almost

as primal. It's the 10th tenant. Yeah. I'm with that. So the 10th tenant is actually whatever the fuck I want it to be that fits a narrative for the moment. But more importantly, what people need to realize is sport and football, the more fucking, you know, the bigger the consequence, the more primal it is.

This is a primal expression, a true authentic expression of who we fucking have always been and who we are. Football is almost as primal as it fucking gets for good reason, right? So yes, football. Okay. Good. I'm in. So I had one last question before Billy jumps in.

How much blood do you drink? Oh, good question. A lot. Every time I go out to liver King Ranch, we harvest some blood. We don't live there. I have a couple of ranches. Okay. All right.

Where do you live? Liver King? Is that the I like the branding? The branding is give a castle. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Lever King Castle and then liver King Ranch.

Like I said, you're great at brand. So I call it liver King cave. We live on the lake on 20. Okay. It's good. Yeah. Nice. I like that.

35 minutes north. We got we got liver King Ranch. Okay. I'll tell you what, I'll adapt some of these ancestral tenants. If you meet me halfway and you, because I feel like you would really love adopting some of our tenants and like experiencing some of the joys that we get from our lifestyle. Like if you go to Cinnabon once or once a month or something like that, go to a mall, hit the food court for a second.

I'm down. Let me tell you why I'm down. Ancestral tenant forest shield, right? If you've built a more biologically robust being and you want some fucking poison, have some fucking poison. I have poison every Saturday. I poison myself for every Saturday. I like that cheat day.

So I don't even call it a cheat day, right? This is called deep. Poison day. You know what, I deepened the bond with whoever the fuck I'm with, right? It expands the proportion of my living. I never shrink back to the original side. The benefits far exceed the consequences. I'm down.

Let's fucking go to whatever that place as you said, I'm happy that that came up because I think a lot of times when it comes to influencers, fitness people online, a lot of it is like, you can't, you can't have every day be like, you know, I'm lifting all these weights and I'm eating perfect. You know what I mean? So there's got to be honesty there. I appreciate that. Like there is a poison.

And the message is go earn that shit, right? Because when you earn that shit in life, when you've completed a real ride of passage, it feels good. You're right. You're absolutely right. When you like work out really hard and then you have a good meal. It feels good. Yeah.

So it's poison for you. What is poison? Yeah. What do you poison yourself with? Yeah. What's poison day look like? Alcohol and mushrooms. Oh, yeah.

Okay. I mean, yeah, that's the 11th lifestyle right there. I'll spend 10 hours with liver queen at the top of our fucking mountain and there's nothing better. It's a metaphorical mountain. Well, it's a metaphorical mountain. Oh, okay. It's a metaphorical mountain.

I know. I mean, your life is wild. So like, I don't know. When you say you have a mountain, I'm like, oh, he's got a fucking mountain. Yeah. But listen, I'm with them aside. They're drinking blood. I had never had blood before.

Right. If I'm with them aside, drink blood. If I'm with you, I'll do what you do. Because ancestral 10 and 8 is bond, right? I'm going to bond with you guys. I'm going to bond with these guys. The benefits far eclipse in any of the cons. I'm down.

You adopt some. Let's meet each other halfway. I like that. Let's go back to liver king in a second. Before we do, he's brought to you by the national highway traffic safety administration. Let's say you're hanging out with some friends, putting back a few drinks. A few becomes a few too many. As the evening comes to an end and people start to head out, you think about calling

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someone else. Drive sober or get pulled over. And now, here's more liver king. Billy, I know you've got tons of questions. Billy, I'm sure they're all great. I love you. Love your stuff. Love all the tenants.

I want to get into a couple of the other tenants, but first, we had on the show a couple weeks ago John Sally, who's a very outspoken vegan. He was very critical of any sort of carnivorous consumption against meat, saying that meat eaters are scavengers and they're rotting flesh. And I want to see your sort of the flip sides to that argument of why just solely a plant-based diet is detrimental and doesn't live up to your true primal ancestral self. First of all, was he wearing a shirt? No.

How did he look? No, he was wearing a shirt. He's in very good shape for his age, and he also has Billy's, like he's got multiple NBA championship rings. And how long do you play? Did he play for the Pistons? Yes. I know he is.

I mean, I grew up in the 80s. I grew up in the 80s. The Bulls played for all over the place. So how long has he been vegan? I think a good 30 years. And no way. You didn't ask him, did you? No.

He said about 20 years. I think, yes. Because he said that the last time he ate meat was when his wife was pregnant with his kid who I think was like late teens, 20s. He would probably still be playing in the NBA if he wasn't vegan. Oh, he's like 60. This is my counter. This is my counter.

The name is liver king because liver is king. If you want to be an alpha organism, kicking ass in fucking life, do what other alpha organisms do. The ultimate predator of the ocean is the killer whale. You know what they fucking rip open? Great white sharks. They rip open great white sharks and they go for the liver first, right? If you look at a pack of lines, where do they go for first?

The liver. They go for day primitive culture tribes. They go for the liver first. So all I'm saying, this is pretty fucking simple. If you want to be an alpha organism, kicking ass in life, do what other alpha organisms do, right? Now, if you're a vegan, kicking ass in life, go fucking be a vegan, go kick ass in life. But how much you want to bet?

Those vegans have to supplement with things, right? They got to get real vitamin A, not the carotenoids. They got to get real retinol, preformed vitamin A, or they're going to be deficient. They need to get choline. They need to get riboflavin. They got to get vitamin B12. All this stuff that really only comes in animal foods, right? So I have no problem with vegans, right?

If you're kicking ass in life and you're being vegan, go fucking kick ass in life. But I'll tell you right now, very few of them are kicking ass in life. And many of them will come into my ecosystem. Hey, you can still call yourself a vegan if you want, right? And they ask for help supplementing. And so that's what I would say back, is you can look back since the inception of our being, yes, we were scavengers, right? We would wait for the coast to be clear.

The alpha predators would do their thing, right? Then we'd have a skeleton. And then we would go and we would harvest the craniums and the femur bones. And we learned with percussion technology how to crack that shit open. We would take out the brains. This is what made us fucking human in the first place, right? We were scavengers. We were meant to eat rotting fucking meat.

And today, you know, for some movement unbeknownst to me, right? I mean, moral issues, ethical issues, if you've got a real ethical issue with it, I can get behind that, right? Because you give a shit. You give more people that fucking give a shit. So for that reason, I think he's an alpha, right? But for the reason that history is not on your side, right? And for the for vegans that are kicking ass in life, I'm like, how much fucking better

could you be if you were carnivorous? You don't even have to be carnivorous. It's like vegans are so close. Yeah. They just need to switch to a diet of all meat. Yeah, they have the discipline. And then they'll be perfect. Yeah, they have the discipline that you need.

They just have to flip it. Yeah. I love it. Yeah. And this is what people don't realize. Most vegans have taken this stance to go live a better life, right? People aren't doing shit, right? So vegan, like we're both on the same trajectory.

Hey, we want to live a better life and we know that health is where it's at. So tip of the fucking hat to guys like that. But I think it's dangerous and I think that that danger needs correction. We don't need science to bear this out, even though science does. I've got a dumb question, liver king. Why do we want to be alphas? Isn't it easier sometimes to just be a beta to like fly under the radar, not make too much noise, go about your day?

There's a lot of really, really happy betas out there. I would push back. I challenge that. I don't think they're that happy. I mean, Billy's pretty happy. You know, I would say, Billy, how much you bench? Good question. Around $255.

I think $255. $285. Same as me. He's an happy guy, though. Like he comes in and he does his job and he's happy and he's a beta. That's a compliment. Billy, do you absolutely love your job? I do.

And what about the home life you go home to? What's at home? A dog, and a hedgehog, and a man named Ben Mintz, who lives next door. He's a slight partner. Well, let me say this. You might be the exception, but what I know is this. You're the exception. You're the only beta that's happy in this world.

You're probably alphabated, right? We're all meant for more and less. Oh, I like alphabeta. I like the sound of that. Yeah, you're just a stronger level of beta. Is there such a thing as alphabeta? We just invented it. Nice.

I think that's what people should aspire to. Probably what you're asking people to do is like, obviously, nobody's going to become liver king. We're not going to get into your body. We're not going to be able to adopt a full, like, raw liver lifestyle, but we can make small steps to make ourselves a little bit better and then we're the alphabetas. Right. That's what it's all about.

Once again, it's all about progress, right? Tony Robbins said this. Happiness is one word. This is fucking progress, right? And not everybody starts as an alpha king. By the way, if we do takeies again, can we have a new category? The alpha king. Yeah.

And it may be just athletes from like king sports organizations. Would you takeies every year? So yeah, we'll do it. L.A. King, Sacramento Kings. Oh yeah, Delhi. Oh yeah, Delhi. Matthew Delvedova. There we go.

And here's the thing. Can I will sponsor that section? Okay. That segment I'll sponsor. $50,000 is it going right? $50,000? Yeah. That's what the article said the other day, the New York Times article.

For every taking? No. It was like, there was an article that people are paying to come on podcasts. Actually, people will probably accuse you of paying us to come on this podcast. We for the record wanted you on, but yeah, there's a whole handful of cash before it. There's a whole industry of like people paying to appear on other people's podcasts. This is ridiculous. All these ridiculous accusations.

People say I take PEDs. People say I have ab implants. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Can we be honest? You definitely take PEDs. You know what? Fuck it. I'm going to be honest.

I'll be honest. Here we go. I take PEDs. Yeah. I prioritize, execute, and dominate. Every fucking morning. I take PEDs. I pray every day.

So we both fucking take PEDs? Here we go. The whole world should take PEDs. I take PEDs. I'm on Winstraw. I don't know what to hold on about that. People say the same thing. I got ab implants, right?

Or ab etchings. I got her. You can get ab implants. That's definitely what Hanks- I don't know about this. Hanks got to get his six back. I'll pay for Hanks surgery. Our other producer who's not here right now because he's now a suit and he hates his life.

He's actually the true beta. Like, when you say the nine to five guy who goes and hates his life, that's who you're talking about, Hank, he's convinced he can get a six pack, I think I'm going to pay for his ab implants. I'm looking at ab implants right now. They look pretty good. I might have to get it. Wait.

The third image result on ab implants is you. This is good. I love it. I love it, right? And then after that, it was, hey, he has hair implants, right? Because when I first went on social media, I was always wearing a hat, right? And then sometimes I don't wear a hat and people are like, hey, you know, you were bald because you're taking PEDs.

And then you got hair. So the accusations will always, I want to set the record straight. In 2018, I went to Singapore and I got gene editing done. I modified my myostatin gene, right? And this is actually the truth. I was the first human to ever do it. It's always been. Wait, what?

Wait, are you serious? This is how these funny accusations. Oh wait, are you serious or no? I'm completely fucking right, guys. Because what you did there is you made a joke, but we don't know what you're talking about, except Billy. Like when you said that, I was like, what does that mean? And Billy was excited.

This is CRISPR, right? And so again, the ancestral tenant right now is have a little fucking fun, right? Let these accusations fly. You know what? You gave me a hundred K. I gave you a hundred K to come on the show, you know? And then hopefully you pay for the ab implants for Hank. That's right.

That's right. Six packets like liver King did that. And then I get a free pass on the Alpha King segment. Yes. There's no bias going into this, but how much do you want to bet I win the first year? Yeah. Yeah. It would be good.

Do you want to sponsor Hank's body? Yeah, you should. What's going on with that? He's, he's so like, all right, we're in various states. PFT works out. I try to, I play basketball. He works at Billy works out. Hank says he's going to get a six pack.

Not really. We're all like, you know, we're trying to be our primal self sometimes. But Hank is like, he's like, yeah, I'm going to get a six pack. He's been saying it for years and he hasn't even come close. What's he doing to get the six pack? Hank just moved in a block away from me. He was here. They're like right after the show last night.

If we get him on the liver King diet supplements and then I'll get him work out. I actually think anything manly is going to increase your testosterone. But let me say, you know, I'm joking about that. The reality of it is all nine ancestral tenants signal something epigenetically so that we can express a higher, more dominant form. Right. You sleep like shit. You're going to tank your hormones.

Your testosterone's in half. Right. You're going to tank your testosterone. If you move like shit, you're going to take your test. The fourth ancestral tenant is shield. Right. If you keep your cell phone next to your dick and balls. If you wear petrochemical clothing, right?

If you wear Xeno estrogen laden perfume, this is where I get a little lost. Well, I'm going to say what that what that means. It's wearing synthetic clothes. Right. If you wear non-native stuff, perfumes, deodorants, shut that's not fucking native. You're going to take your testosterone. Your estrogen goes up. You have less muscle, more fat.

You want to rock a fucking six pack virtually effortlessly. Nine ancestral tenants are going to get you there. Again, people are like, Hey, what's the easiest, fastest way to get a six pack? And I start laughing. Like, why does it got to be easy? Right. Why does it got to be? You know what?

It's hard, but it's almost effortless if you're doing the nine ancestral tenants. And then when you've earned it, what in life do you have that you really value that was just given to you that you haven't earned, right? And now you can express real status, real worth, real potential. You want to fucking rock, you know, without a tarp all the time. Hey, this is who I am. Right. I'm better than you.

Who's the alpha in the fucking room? Let's look around. Right. And the real alpha is not the guy that expresses his highest and most dominant form physically. Right. It's the real fucking king that can create and shape the exact life that he wants to live in. When you understand that process and you can do that socially, emotionally, in relationships

as a fucking entrepreneur, you can say, I'm going to go start a new business is going to be a hundred million dollar a year fucking business. Right. I want to do this thing with this relationship. Right. That's what the most dangerous man in the room does. Right. It's not is not the strongest guy in the room.

Right. Think. Hey, we're going to go fucking fight. Right. And that's going to make me alpha because I'm going to kick your ass. What if you get subdued? Billy does think that. Yeah.

He's young, though. Like when you're 23, you're like, if I'm the toughest on the alpha, it's like, no, you got to have the confidence is usually the alpha. Well, what it really boils down to is most younger guys, they want to fight. They think that's alpha. Right. A real king is fighting for that guy. Right.

A real king. You know, we are the real kings because we're advocating Billy. Yeah. Employed. Yeah. You guys are the real fucking guy. We're giving this young buck guidance. Yeah.

Every day they're like, we got to get rid of Billy. We're like, no, we're not getting rid of him. So we're the real whole case. Billy, we want we want you to grow strong into the role that we have now. We're showing you the way. I'm a king by this is totally aside. It would be really funny if you had the beard because you had like a really fat double chin. Oh, I don't know.

I just thought of that. Like, if you were because you were talking about your hair and everything like River King actually has like a sick double chin and his face is fat. That's why people ask me this is probably top 10 question. I don't know if that's one of your questions. What's the fucking deal with the beard? Right. And I start laughing.

I'm like, what's the deal with my beard? What's the deal with you? A man paying another man to buy his disposable razor blades, his shaving cream, his after shave. Also, he can look less like his fucking wild self. He was born to be. Yeah. You want to look more like your wife.

You want to shave. Right. You said it. Right. You said it. But here's the thing. I got a fucking job to do. Right.

And so to do my job, I got to be my most authentic fucking self. Right. And people also accuse me of shaving my chest like, yeah, you don't shave your beard, but I don't fucking shave my chest. I don't shave shit. Right. Once a year, I fucking give the give the face a trim. My wife does with a machete, by the way.

We got a video on it, but but but but that's the thing, man. And you got to really trust her if she's got a machete in your neck. Yeah, man. I do. That also keeps you in line throughout the year, knowing like, hey, if I step out, she's got the machete. That's right. You know, and the Queens do this off with a fucking head.

Yeah. And you betray my family. Right. I'm a real fucking nice guy like a king. Like I always say this, you know, whatever you say to me, they're just words. Right. There's something audible. It's energy.

It's a vibration going into my eardrum. My brain has to assign meaning to it. You I'm bulletproof. You can't fucking insult me. My wife on the other hand, right. You say something. You do something. It's off with a fucking head.

Yeah. It's off with a fucking head. Well, I won't say what Billy said about the liver queen before this. But hey, let's talk, you know, I will sponsor Hank's body, his fucking body. I'll help him out. Okay. I'll help him out because here's the thing. Most people are putting forth this effort and they're just spinning their fucking wheels

and there's a better way to fucking do it. Hank wants to do it. He wants to have a six pack. Yeah. And I think with your guidance, he can get one. Yeah. I was talking to another employee that we have here, Uncle Chaps. I'm not sure if you're familiar with him.

He actually put me on to you a long time ago. He's been he's a big fan. He's a primal for sure. And he wanted me to ask you what your favorite testicle was because I know that you eat a lot of testicles. Yeah. Which one tastes the best? Actually, if you could rank them, we have a scale here.

It's the ball scale. So it's ranked one through five. If you could rank each testicle on the ball scale of one to five. Each testicle. Yeah. Wow. You know what? Half the animals, testicles that I've eaten, I don't even know what kind of animal they

are. You just know they're nuts and you're like, let's do it. That's right. And I'll tell you some are way better than others. I know you guys are going to think this might sound a certain way, right? But some are really delicious and creamy. Yeah. Pause.

Some of them. Pause. What'd you say? Pause. Some of them are really chewy. I mean, it just depends. The kind I eat virtually every day is just a cow test, a bull testicle. Yeah.

That's the kind I have every day. But when we go on a hunt, of course, one of the first things we do is we eat the testicle and some of them, I mean, they're really different, right? But I would say on a scale one through 10 or one through five, five. Testicles don't taste great. Yeah. They don't fucking taste great. Okay.

I like that honesty, because that's where I'm liking you, liver king, because you're actually being honest. If you came in here and you're like, testicles are better than a cheeseburger, I'd be like, dude, what are you talking about? No. A double fucking bacon cheeseburger. Yeah. Okay.

All right. So then we can meet in half way. All right. So, Billy, you got more questions? Find a way. Do your nose to tail products come from cattle on your ranch? Is that correct? No.

Okay. Did that ruin the question? Is that a question? No. I'm just wondering, are the cows you use organic? So number one, they're beyond organic, right? Most of the cows that we harvest, the organs, nose to tail, from New Zealand, it's a standard look.

The animal husbandry in New Zealand is incredible, it's pristine. They can't afford to not grass feed them. It's just the way it's always been. So that's where almost all of the organs and glands come from or from New Zealand. We're right now establishing the domestic supply chain that will all be the equivalent of organic, which you would consider organic. Next question. Getting on your ancestral tent regarding sleep and especially, I know you have certain sleep

sanitation where you have a certain mattress, your whole room is a certain way. Could you expand more on that and how that can benefit someone who works in a very internet company? So the separation of trying to get that good, deep sleep? Yeah. I'll try to make this as basic as possible. So ancestral tenant four-shell, right? We don't keep the cell phone next to our dick and balls, right?

You don't even allow our cell phones or anyone to bring a cell phone in the cave, period. But this is not practical for people, right? I mean, you guys probably have Wi-Fi, you probably have your cell phones, you probably have EMFs and radio signals and you fucking name it all around us. So you need to be in the most pristine environment when you sleep. This is when you reset, recover, re-fucking-load, right, when you're sleeping. This is the most important place, you need a pristine environment. So we sleep on wooden plank beds, right?

We have a 100% wool mattress that might be about that thick, right? This is similar to what primitive culture tribes do, not mattresses but bushes and shit like that. We have shielding paint on the wall so no signals can come in or out. Brian Hoyer of Shielded Hearing, he's the expert in this. He's a building biologist. We had him come in and say, how do we make this perfect sleep environment? Because when you have no EMFs coming in, when you have no electricity in the walls,

we shut off all the electricity at night. There's no cell phones in there, cell phones can't communicate in or out when you're in the room. We sleep on these wooden plank beds. You've never known restorative deep sleep until you've come or slept in a real fucking cave, right, out of nature or come to my house and be like, holy shit, this is how I'm supposed to feel. And just remember sleep is number one on the hierarchy of health.

But I say eat liver, start with that, right? This is the easiest thing to do. I start telling people about sleep, they're like, oh my God, I got to sleep on the ground. I got to do this stuff with, you know, what you can at least start with is put your fucking phone in airplane mode. You don't need that shit when you're sleeping, right? Unplug your Wi-Fi at night. You don't need that shit when you're sleeping, right?

And the last thing I'll say about your sleep is at least move your head away from the electrical outlets. Those are basic things. You don't need any instruments to do that. And if you get deeper, more restorative sleep, everything gets better. Now you've eaten a lot of different animals, uh, organ meats. Would you ever consider eating any human organ meats if it was totally legal and just to see if it had any advantage?

Good question. You guys are going to be so mad about this. We all just had human liver. You're a liar. Right now you just fucking had human liver, we're all cannibals. I'm fine with that. I'm fine with that. You're fine with it.

The Hannibal Lectured. Whose liver was it? Fucking badass. Was it organic? Was it, uh, humanely harvested? Yeah. All of that. I don't want to, I don't want to be a cannibal by choice, but if you trick me into being

cannibal, I don't have no problem. That's pretty cool. Yeah. That's pretty cool. Yeah. I'm a cannibal. Was it tested for monkeypox? Somebody just told me about that.

Um, the liver was from lever king ranch or from wide oak pastures, one of the two. And so when I eat a human liver, you know what, if I needed to, I would, I would have no reservation of eating, but I mean, is that going to be a choice? Of course not. Yeah. Yeah. We don't, let's not eat human liver. Yeah.

We don't have to. You'd need to eat human liver. When I can't get liver from something else. So like if you can't get any other liver, if all of your liver supplies have run dry, then you would, you would hunt a man. Yeah. People ask me all the time, Hey, what's your greatest fear? What are you afraid of?

Like, I'm not fucking afraid of shit, right? But maybe two things. Number one, running out of room on the Dudliff bar, right? I'm afraid of that. Same. And then number two, running out of liver, right? And if all the animals have been hunted and I can't fucking hunt an animal and it's been, uh, let's say a month and I need my liver, I got no problem taking a liver from

a human. Well, what about after you die? Do you want somebody to eat your liver? This would be an honor. Yeah. Right? This would be an honor. I mean, I've, my family knows when I fucking go, you don't put me in a casket or any shit

like that. You put me on the fucking earth. All right. And this is why we need to be gentle and kind to our fucking enemies, right? Because your enemy is going to die. They're going to become the earth. The animals are going to come eat your enemy and then you're going to eat that animal. Right?

Yes. Of course I want to share my liver. We owe it to ourselves and in our future to express it and like, what do you want? You want to fucking wrap up all those ingredients and, and a coffin and not let that stuff become the earth? Yes. I do. I wonder a lot like when you're driving past the graveyard, especially here in New York

City, it's just jam packed with, with headstones, right? They're running out of, there's like no more room to put bodies in New York. Bedminster. Yeah. That's true. That's true. Yeah. How many?

Yeah. If we, if he develops another 18 holes, then I think that we can get a couple hundred people there. I mean, we're running out of room for people to go underground in a lot of places, right? You can't just go out and buy a set of land and make that a new cemetery, it doesn't work that way. So what are we going to do? We can just keep burning people up or we can give back.

And so you're saying you like, you want raccoons and like a bear to come up and eat your body after you die. Hundred percent. You know, or let, let, let my body decompose, become part of the earth, let the scavengers come get me, let the animals get me, right? And let them inherit my strength, right? Because if I've explored my consciousness, if I progressed enough, this kind of energy is going to progress in the animal, we're going to eat the animal, everything's going

to be better. This is actually like an a genius life insurance plan for your family too, because I would imagine liver, liver King's liver would go for a pretty penny. We, we, we thought about doing some biopsies and putting it in a liver supplement and do it. Yeah. Yeah. Right.

Exactly. And someone's going to pay, it's like going to be like Kobe or Wagyu or Kobe beef. Like, yeah, liver King's liver, it's going to be like, you know, a thousand dollars an ounce. And we'll just, yeah, we'll probably more. Yeah. I like that. We'll get it in a lab.

Oh yeah. Because liver, liver regenerates, right? Yeah. That's right. Actually, a little business idea, maybe get that biopsy, start growing those liver cells in a lab, start selling it. Let's get together. I'll give you one person equity.

We'll get it right. I mean, it's like a sourdough culture, right? That's what, that's what people do when they make bread. They've got that one thing that they pass down. We can make just like an entire strand of liver King liver supplement lines. Hmm. Okay. One person equity over here.

Okay. Good. And what are your thoughts on sunning, sunning the perineum for vitamin D exposure and absorption? Yeah. What's the perineum? So there's this movement to get vitamin D where people are sunning their assholes and perineums. Do you think that works into the primal lifestyle or what's your opinion on that?

When you mentioned sun and asshole, I'm thinking subprimal, right? But if you sun your balls, there is a study. It's an older study. I think it's from like the 50s or 60s. That shows that it does improve androgens, not necessarily testosterone, but, but some of the androgens either upstream or downstream from testosterone. I think it's pretty fucking primal. Right?

I mean, we, we didn't evolve essentially with clothes, right? Clothes are relatively new. I think within the last hundred year, a hundred thousand years or so. I think it's pretty primal to do. And again, there's a study that says that it's beneficial. So sun your balls. Sun your balls. Perfect.

All right. So I had, I had one last question. I think Billy has a couple more, but mine was the rowback question, which is a clothing question. So if you're going to wear clothes, which I, I will continue to wear clothes. I'm going to do some, I'm going to adopt some of the liver King tenants, but I'm not going to, I'm still going to wear a shirt, but rowback has the best shirts, q zips, polos, hoodies, rowback.com use code take for 20% off your first purchase, RHO, BACK.com promo code

take. All right. So what is like the one thing we obviously liver is the answer for the diet, but what's the one thing people can do to, to change their life? Very small thing they can do to change your life, whether it be like in the gym or, you know, it's really easy sun and earth. First of all, you're going to get a Roman chest plate, six pack and how much you want to bet you're not going to be wearing a shirt.

I, I, I'll try. Okay. All right. I'll try. You know what? I'll try. I'll try. And the first thing I do every morning, I do a good morning primals, right?

I'm out here to stack the sun and the earth, right? These are free. They're accessible to everybody. Even in New York fucking city. They are today. I didn't go to Central Park. I found a tree that's connected to the fucking earth. I touched the tree, right?

And some people think this is hocus pocus shit. Try it. Try it. Once again, we evolved since our inception, connected to your 24, seven, three, 65. We recently have disconnected. Every cell in your body is electrical in nature. The earth has a slightly negative charge, right? There's something here.

So you're asking what, what's a low hanging fruit besides liver is get sun every day, get a little bit of earth every day and 10 minutes is better than two. You know, just get a little bit of that. And then I would say one of the most important things I always talk about is go lift heavy shit, right? Learn the barbarian, train the barbarian, complete the barbarian. This is next level stuff. What's a barbarian?

The barbarian is the ride of passage that I invented, right? It's a one mile workout where the barbarian is 70 pound kettlebells. It's 120 pounds on top of a sled. It's 70 pounds in a backpack, 20 pound ankle weights. You go for one mile and most people do this, right? And most people are like, there's no way I can do this, right? And sometimes it can take several hours. A lot of people won't complete it.

But when you complete it, the reason why this is so important is because you complete the barbarian and you know strength. And what I mean by strength is not physical strength, right? It's the process that got you to accomplish something that you thought was otherwise impossible, right? It's active suffering, active struggling. It's relentless effort, discipline, focus this, this, you point that to anything, right? You just completed barbarian.

Now you've cracked the fucking code. You can point that to anything in your life and you can achieve, right? You can own every outcome in your life. So this is the easiest thing. You can start with liver, sign in the earth, learn barbarian, train barbarian and you're on your fucking way. Okay. Do you have any tenants that involve connecting with animals?

Because animals are earth-adjacent, right? They're more primal than we are. Yeah. It's important to your lifestyle to have a connection with a wild animal, or a domesticated one. I got a pack of Dobermans, you know, outside. They're liver dogs? They're liver dogs. Yeah.

They are. And ancestral tenant aid, again, is bond, right? It's not just bond with our fellow man and our fellow sister, right? Bonding the companionship with an animal is fucking badass, right? And the same thing you got in the wild and you see the cows out on liver king ranch and you realize these cows have families. They have friends. It changes things, right?

When you go to take an animal, you get involved with that part of the process and you see, they make beds in the little forest that we have. They'll make beds and the way that they nurse, they're young. I'm telling you, they have friends, they have, and you go take that animal, it changes things. You understand how connected you are. So bonding, I would say transcends really just human bonding. It's with animals, whether they're domesticated or wild. I always feel better when I connect with an animal.

You know, if you just get that good touch in, if they look you in your eyes and you're like, okay, that thing sees me as I'm seeing it. There's a connection there that makes me, my day is always better after that. You got endorphins go up, dopamine goes up, and you know how good it is for the animal, too? Like if I'm in New York, I walk down the subway and there's a rat there, give it a little head nod, squeaks at me, back in nature. Same type of thing.

I know you're kind of joking, but that's pretty legit. Yeah. Well, no, it's good to see like an animal and have the animal see you and the animal, like especially with a rat, this is kind of pathetic. But sometimes if a rat sees me and it runs away, I'm like, yeah, I'm the fucking alpha here. Yeah, bitch, run away. See, little victories.

Yeah, little victories. All right, Billy, what else you got? Last question. What are your opinions on no fap? Should you jerk off? What is no fap? It's just like abstaining from jerking off. Listen, what I'll say is this, people ask me relationship questions, sex questions all

the time. All I know is this, you owe it to yourself and you owe it to your complimentary opposite to express your highest and most dominant form because something happened along the way. This is really important. So give me two minutes to bear this out. Nothing happened along the way to say, hey, we can put our best foot forward and I'm going to meet this person. Then I'm going to get comfortable, gain 20 pounds, lose 20 pounds for the wedding in

the honeymoon. And then we're going to gain five pounds each every year in perpetuity. And then one day you wake up next to a fucking beast. This is what happens, right? And you might say you love this person because you're being nice, but you don't love this person. You don't. They don't have any of the qualities that they had with you first met them.

So you owe it to yourself to express your highest and most dominant form. Your complimentary opposite will do the same, right? And so I think it's really fucking important to do that. You do that. Imagine being in a relationship where you, you think that your queen is a 10. Is this even a conversation about semen retention and jerking off? No. It's not even a conversation anymore because you fucking go to bed with a 10.

This is the more important question. Gotcha. Billy, do you really get it? Yeah. Okay. That sounded like a, I'm going to run that through my Billy translator real quick. He was like, okay, I get it, but like, I still want to know if I should jack off or not. Yeah.

You didn't answer his question. Here's what you do. Go create value in yourself. I had a mentor do this to me when I was in San Francisco with a couple of, this is corporate Brian Johnson. These guys are gawking at this girl and he like almost backhands us and his name was Jason Ritchie. I hope he's fucking listening.

And he goes, what the fuck are y'all doing? You know, if they catch you gawking at him, if anyone else sees you, you guys look like fucking clowns. Get into the gym. Go read a book. Right. If you go create real worth, value and esteem in yourself, right, you, you, you make yourself a 10.

Right. The girls that you're going to attract, the one that you're going to marry is going to be a 10. Right. She's going to be the hottest girl. I get to go to sleep every fucking night. I get to have sex with the hot, with a fucking 10, right? But you got to make yourself that 10.

Start with creating real value, worth and potential in yourself. And again, this is, this is not like some mystery. All right. It's start eating liver. It's all nine ancestral tenants start eating liver, lift heavy shit, learn the barbarian, complete the barbarian and, and you can become a king, a self fucking made king. Awesome. All right.

I think that wraps up. Awesome. Well, thank you, liver King. This has been awesome. Appreciate it. I'm going to maybe start eating some liver. I'm going to eat. I actually liked it.

It wasn't that bad. I'm going to adapt at least, at least two of the tenants. I'm going to move forward with those. Yeah. Which do? The bond. And football. I'm going to work on bonding and then football.

So I'm going to bond with my boys watching football. I love it. Because of you guys, I think we've made an agreement here, right? You're agreeing to move forward with, with some of these tenants. I'm going to move forward with some of your tenants. Yeah. Right. I'm going to watch some football.

Okay. I'm going to, I'm going to know a little bit more about this. And when we do round two and we're sponsoring the most alpha king, we're going to be able to catch up with one another. If you guys don't mind, I at least just want to close, you know, these nine ancestral tenants, right? Again, people are living a life today of hurt and hate and suffer and struggle. And there's a life full of adventure and excitement to live.

Right. There's a simple elegant solution. It's called ancestral living. It costs virtually nothing. It's a nine ancestral tenants. Right. That's why this is my job to model preach and teach, so people no longer have to suffer. They can start doing this today.

It'll change your life tomorrow. Right. So this is why I'm just so grateful that you guys had me on the podcast and, and I hope we're going to spot. We got to be continued here. Yes. Yes. Absolutely.

Yeah. You're welcome back. I think this is a positive message that you're spending. I got two bar bearing axes that I'm going to give away to you guys today. Oh, hell yeah. There's there's two. He has two of them. Billy.

Which one did you think you were going to get? Number one. Big catch. Guys, I'm going to pick who gets these two bar bearing axes, and let me tell you what the barbarian axes represent. The barbarian axes are tokens that you get a cash in one day, right? And you say, liver king, I got the fucking barbarian axe. You can't reproduce this axe.

You'll see why when you get it. And I'm going to have you come to liver king ranch and you're going to actually complete the barbarian. Oh, hell yeah. There we go. Yeah, that was tough for Billy that he thought he was getting one of these. He said two. Yeah, I love these.

I'm actually rewarding it to Billy and PFT. Oh, that's fucked up. I know. No, you know what? Give it to me. I'd like, I'd like to give mine to Big Cat. Yeah, why? Why didn't I not earn more?

I would. No, no, Big Cat. Here's the thing. There's two. And now that's such a nice thing that you're doing. Yeah. That you should get both of them now. Okay.

You're going to get both of them. And then you can give them. You can give it to anyone. Don't give it to Billy. He'll fucking kill us. I get both of them because I proved that I was the one that would give mine away. It's like the riddle of Solomon, right? It's kind of like my first class ticket.

That's exactly what I was trying to do. I'm going to give you the first class ticket to him yesterday. I gave it to you. Yeah, I'm sitting in. I'm sitting in coach. This is what this is. Yeah. A man needs to be a weapon, right?

But a man needs to be a weapon of strength. A man needs to be a weapon of courage, but he also needs to be benevolent. You just showed me how benevolent you are. Thank you. You're going to get the two barbarian axes. One day you're going to cash this in to come do barbarian and I'm going to pay for everything. Oh, thank you so much. And it's going to be a ride of passage.

I'm going to give this to Batgirl. So here we go. Batgirl is going to get it right there. I'm going to give mine to Hank. Is he here right now? Yeah. Oh, he's not. Oh, I'm going to give it to the true alpha in the room, Jake Marsh.

Jake Marsh deserves this. So can you give that to Jake Marsh? Here we go. Here we go. He is the true alpha in the room. He deserves it. He hasn't even spoken in this podcast, but I don't know if you sense the energy, but that guy runs the whole thing.

Well, you know. Yeah. You guys just grateful as hell that you guys had me here. I know that this is part one and this will be to be continued. Yes. So thank you again for having me on the podcast. This was a fucking blast. Awesome.

Thank you so much, liver king. Appreciate it. Thank you. And I don't know if you're going to edit any of this, but I need to. I always end the same way. I say liver king out. So you got to still be recording. You can edit everything.

Yeah. You can say liver king out. Yeah. Yeah. Liver king out. The liver king was brought to you by part of my cheesesteak. It's a delivery and pickup only restaurant brand bringing you craveable cheesesteaks and loaded fries.

I just had a Chipotle cheesesteak for dinner. It was delicious. Same. Had some fries, put some hot peppers on there. Delicious. Ultimate cheesesteak move. I loved it. Jake, what did you have for dinner tonight?

Jake, what did you have honestly for dinner tonight? A turkey wrap. You had a turkey wrap. That's fine. Thank you for not lying, Jake. I had a part of my cheesesteak. I had had one. Billy had one.

Hank had one. I had one. What kind did you have, Hank? I had a Chipotle one. First time I had it. I enjoyed it more than I think than the regular cheesesteak. Very good. Very good.

I love the regular cheesesteak. Back girl, you have one? Yeah. I went buffalo chicken. It's my go-to. Yeah. I like the regular and I like the Chipotle a lot. Trying to pack on some cake this football season.

I'm going to be getting my gains with part of my cheesesteak. Late lunch, dinner or late night delivery and we're open seven days a week. They've got six inch and 12 inch classic cheesesteaks, Chipotle or buffalo chicken plus loaded fries and the dessert brownie bites are awesome. Go to partofmycheesesteak.com to learn more and order now on DoorDash, Uber Eats, Postmates or Grubhub. Okay. Mount Rushmore time.

This one comes from, let me find the tweet, comes from a listener who I'm going to find it. Sky Yams. Sky Yams said, super random but a Mount Rushmore ways to subtly emasculate someone would have to include lighting another man's cigarette form. Great idea. We're going to do the Mount Rushmore of ways to subtly emasculate another man who won on Friday.

You did Hank? Team Hank? Team Hank. Congrats. Team memes. Memes did it again. Handle it too. Oh really?

Handle it? Yeah. Okay. Hmm. Hmm. Yeah. Hank is subtly emasculating himself. Mm-hmm.

He completely is. He's in his own head. Um. Ha. You guys go. Oh. Yeah. Oh.

He totally emasculated himself. I just power stared him to let us go first. Hank bent the knee. Yeah. No, I don't. You're a bitch. No, I just know you guys have bad answers. Like, I'm not worried about you guys having good answers, so I don't have to worry about

you stealing ours because you're on the brain level that we're at in order to take ours. Okay. Cool. Big Cat, do you want to go first? Um. If you take our first one, then I'll be extremely emasculated. No pressure. I really.

Ha ha ha. What do you want to go with first PFT? We got a lot of good ones here. Almost too many. That's what I'm concerned about. Too many good ones. Hmm. I mean, do you want to do that one?

Yeah. Because I think he might. Okay. Calling someone buddy or pal. Budding them. Total emasculation. Mm-hmm. You just dropped the pal or the buddy.

He's like, okay, buddy. Yeah, that's just the worst. And it's very like, you can't really get mad because it is subtle enough, but dropping a buddy or a pal or a pal. Steven Shea doesn't. And it drives me absolutely insane. We think about that one, bud. Yeah.

You got to pick pal. Yeah. Yeah. It's fine. It's a fine. Oh, you don't like it. It's all right. Okay, buddy.

It's okay. Okay. Yeah. Oh, you're going second. Yeah. You never said it. Oh, we're going second. Okay.

Bill and Jake are going third. Good pick pal. Thanks bud. Um. Steel like paying for the bill without even telling the people at the table that you're paying it. So when, when the waiter comes over, he just hands you, he's like, all right, you guys are all set.

Yeah. It's a power move. Mm-hmm. Good power move. It's more of a power move, but that's good. It's a good one. Well, it's a masculine if you're, you know, at, at, if we're at dinner and all of a sudden free dinner, the, the waiter came over.

It's like you're all set. You guys would feel masculine. I, I'll just say right now, I would, I'd like to get a masculine all the time. If that's the case, if you get a free dinner, that's not, that's not the worst thing. With a significant other's father, it usually becomes like a contest where you guys try to see who can get the card to the waiter more like earlier. Yeah. Someone calls ahead.

Yeah. One, one time this girl, her dad actually talked to the host as we're being seated, gave the host his card before we even sat down. But again, at the end of like, yes, that is a masculine, but at the end of the day, you have a free dinner. Yeah. So that's fun. That's like a nice, I felt, I felt like such a man, I will take getting a masculine for

a free dinner. Yeah. Like that's because you can spin it into being like, this dude just bought me dinner. He just, and he was so scared. I was going to buy it. They had to go through tricks. Yeah. Exactly.

Yep. Good point. So terrible pick pal. But good power move bud. Okay. Go ahead. Bill and Jake. Okay.

Go ahead. Bill and Jake. Our first pick that's happened us on a guest a few months ago, a strong grip handshake. Yep. Bill and Mitchell. We just were like, whoa. Yeah. Power shake.

Can I give you a tip on, on how to counteract a strong grip handshake? Step in front. Right. No, that was what Billy did. But Billy Mitchell, that is. But I learned this one when I was selling used cars right out of college, because people come in and try to just grab the shit out of your hand to be like, I'm the alpha in this situation.

If you can recognize that they're doing that intentionally and immediately just say to them, whoa, that's a really strong handshake you got there as they're doing it. It makes them so embarrassed because they're like, oh shit, I just got caught trying too hard. Or you could literally say like, take it easy there pal. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. You've now just completely flipped the table.

Whoa, buddy. You hurt my hand. Yeah. Hey buddy, it's not a, it's not an arm wrestling contest. Yeah. The trick is though to acknowledge what's happening in real time and then you can sidestep it. The more we use buddy and pal, Hank, I think the more people are going to realize how emasculating that is.

Wouldn't you agree, pal? No. Hmm. Okay. Strong. So Hank has getting a free dinner as his first pick. You guys have handshake, which I like. All right, Billy.

Go ahead, Billy. We're going to go with pissing really hard at the urinal to make a sound that your streams a lot harder and more intense battle stream next to you. Yeah. So if the dude next to you is like some pop singer from England and he can't even pee, then you just totally outflim that way. You really pull out like pissing like a racehorse next to a guy and they're like, whoa there. Yeah.

Okay. That's a good pick. What about tapping your foot underneath a bathroom stall when you guys are both shitting so that you know that your stance is so wide? No, that's a rabbit in danger move. Okay. That's what rabbits do. Oh, okay.

All right. So Hank, your team's second pick, we got to like getting a free car from someone? We're going to go with making out, telling, telling someone that you were actually going to put them on the team and let them do kickoffs, even though you already very funny. Very funny. What's the backstory there? Hank, Pep Hamilton, PFT was, was, was after the video that came out of him missing a hundred field goals in Colorado.

Right after that, he watched it and then decided to lie, decide to say like out of the blue, like it was just kind of quiet. I would say a very a master, you guys know that a Pep Hamilton told me I was going to be back on the, on the XFL team and then COVID happened and I was like, but didn't he cut you? I think Hank is so amassed. He was like, he's lashing out right now. He was like, no, he was going to put me on back on the team.

I swear. So that was like a, he, he emasculated you by being like, he did good job, buddy. Like we're going to put you back on the, he never buddied me. We're going to, we were going to put you on the team with COVID happened, but also I cut you four months before COVID happened and played like seven games. Okay. None of those things are true, but thanks. Hank's often his own narrative world.

Hank's a little story corner over there where fiction happens. I'm going to put a sign behind you that says that. Okay. Okay. PFT. That was going to be very relatable. I think you'll get a ton of votes on that one. PFT.

All right. Big guy, I'm going to, I'm going to do the one that I replied to you. Okay. You sent it to me initially, but I liked that one. Yeah. Yeah. Helping a man off a boat. Big time.

If, if you're as a man, taking another man's hand to step off the boat because you can't get to where that man is without him helping you, that's super masculine and it's, it's like, it really only happens in boats. Like I, you know, you could have it like getting out of like, uh, I don't know, like a big truck or something, but that, that really doesn't happen. It's boats because you have boat people and people who aren't on boats that often. So when you're at a boat, like if you have like someone driving the boat, they'll, they'll be like, Oh, let me help you off.

And it's just, you can't, there's nothing you can do. There's nothing you can do. It's a brutal, brutal thing to have happen. I'm, I'm very stubborn in those situations. I will just not take the hand and I'll be like, you know what? If I die, then I die. Yep. Yep.

All right. So, uh, good pick. Everyone. Yeah. Good pick. Yeah. I saw a lot of nods. Some thumbs up.

Um, all right. Uh, our next pick is, uh, controlling the remote at someone else's home. That is a big time emasculation move. Never let anyone else touch your own remote. But like, if you have like, what, oh, you don't, oh, Hank doesn't like it. That's it. Again, Hank's, if I go to your house right now and I sit down on your couch and I take the remote and I'm just fucking cruising.

If you don't fight me, you're a bitch. Yeah. That's a good one. Thank you, Jake. You don't think so, Hank? No. What would you even be doing? Why?

Why? I don't, I don't know. I don't think it really matters that much. Absolutely. Like over holidays when you have family over like some other, someone else tries to control the remote in your home, no, no, no, no, never, especially if they step up to it and they're like super familiar with the patterns on the buttons. They know how to use all the different like little features that you don't even know how

to use. Yep. Yep. They've got like their favorite channel presets in your machine. I won't even let my kids touch the remote. It's my house. That's a fact. They actually touch them all the time.

Hank's just staring because here's what Hank's doing right. He has zero counters to that. Yeah. No, he knows. He's just a good smirk. He's doing a little Hank smirk. Hank, I said good pic with your last pic. I know because you know it's true.

There was a lot of truth in what you said. Our next pic, we're going to go with, I don't know. I don't know the proper way to word this and you guys aren't going to help me out. We'll help you, pal. I'll help you. Yeah. Billy, I mean, you, this is definitely not a contentious one. I'm a team member here.

I just want to. Yeah. I'll help you. Is it the weight one? Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Okay.

So if the person behind you needs to, is smaller than you and you have to lower the weight on the machine for the person behind you. Okay. That's a good pic. Yeah. Like when I get up after Billy. Like if, yeah, or yeah, like in my case, like I'll be, I'll be lifting weight and then the person right after me puts on twice as much weight.

Yes. Like very subtly. Yes. Yes. Cause I, we were talking about weight stuff in our pregame, uh, you know, pow wow, cause I was saying like the, the having to help someone with a spot, but that's more straight up emasculation, but you're right. That's a good one.

I like that one. Like when Billy couldn't get that up and he almost died. Yeah. That was. I also think you could do, I think a variation of that PFT when we were talking earlier is getting someone to ask you if you need a spot. Yeah. And then somebody walking across the gym like, Hey, you need a hand with that?

Yeah. That's a brutal one, but that's a good pic. Good pic. Thank you. Yeah. You have two. Okay. So our first one.

One time when I was in high school, I was actually, I was at a gym and I was on the bench press and I was like very, very small when I was like a sophomore in high school and this grandmother came over and corrected my form. Oh no. She was straight up like 75. Oh the form corrections are terrible. She was, she was 75 and she was like, so you're not getting the full range of motion when you do this and you shouldn't try to worry about putting up as much weight.

You should take that weight and cut it in half and then just really work on your form. Yeah. That's, that's brutal. Thanks Nana. Okay. Go ahead. Our first one is saving another man's life or his wife and kids life. Is that subtle?

That seems pretty serious. Saving. I kind of want to agree with Billy that like if a man saves your family's life instead of you, but that's not, that doesn't seem subtle. If we're doing the subtle part of it, that doesn't seem super subtle. One time this dude, I was at a boat link up and you know, when the two boats, one guy fell between two boats and I saved his life and now he's kind of my bitch. Right.

But that was, was it subtle? I made it look really smooth. Okay. Give him mouth to mouth. No, I'll let it, I'll let it stick. I just, I was only talking about because you're right. What you're talking about is correct, but the subtle part, I don't know. Yeah.

All right. You sticks. That's fine. We're like Heimlich, like giving another person, like another man, the Heimlich and that feels not like, I think you'd remember if you were dying and someone saves your life. Okay. Here's, here's another pin. No, no, no, that was fine.

It can play. I was just asking the subtle part. You're out of the bar and you buy someone's girlfriend a drink. Yeah. Yeah. With him there. Yeah. Yeah.

Like you're in a crew and that's a good one. Somewhere else. And you just, you buy like a round for it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's a good one. Billy, do you want it to stick with yours?

I'm not trying to, I'm just saying the subtle part might not be there. Cause like when PFT and I were talking, like we were just talking about the weight stuff, he was saying it wasn't subtle. If you have to go take the bench off someone's chest. Rescue somebody. Yeah. Just straight up embarrassment. So we took that off our list because of the subtle part.

But if you want to have the one that we took off our list, I guess that's okay. Yeah. Well, okay. I'm allowed to change it. Yeah. Changing. No, you don't, you guys want me to change it because you know it'll win. Listen, Pauly, you can do whatever you want.

Billy, don't you buddy pal me. Did you hear what we just said? We had, I, I, when we were texting and deciding what to do, one of the ones that I thought of was like having to take the bar off of someone's chest at the gym because they have too much weight on and PFT correctly pointed out, he's like, that's not really subtle. And I was like, you're right. I, I've kind of feel like you guys are trying to emasculate me by making a change and then your next pick is going to be making a person change their mind.

So we're not going to change. Okay. Well, Billy's really talked himself into making someone vast lab. Yeah. Or are you convincing me to make a bad pick? I know the term rent free gets thrown around a lot, but I think it's safe to say me and big cat have not paid a rent check in months inside that head of yours. So what's your final answer here?

We're going to go with changing. I didn't change my mind. Oh yeah, you did. Well, I just wanted me fair with the game. It's not subtle. That was not the plan. Go ahead. What's your pick?

Fuck. Really put himself in the corner, whatever you want me to do my no changing other man's tire. Okay. Good pick. Good pick. Yeah, we had that on the list too. Yes.

That is a good pick. That is I had that on the list. I can't believe we made this guy. I think maybe the best part was we gave him permission to let us change his mind. Yes. Yes. That's good pick. Good pick.

All right. We're going to go with lighting another man's cigarette for him. Come on. That was from that was from the tweet. Did anyone else take it? No. No, you have it. But that's fine.

So should we make a different column for this guy? Yeah, probably. Yes. Very unoriginal. Well, no, just Hank is acquiring more people on his team. Yeah. No, I mean, I guess I didn't I didn't realize there was stipulations. No, I mean, I can do it.

You know, you're right. Like I assumed that like no one was going to pick that because that was the reference point. So I would say that I just subtly emasculated you by doing something when you assumed it wasn't going to happen. Okay. All right. So yes, so put him on the team.

He's on their team. Sky Ams. Yes. You have five people on your team now. Six. How many people do we need? We'll get you some more. I mean, you guys are the ones that couldn't fucking handle doing solo teams this year.

So you're not mad. You're not mad. In the first place. Do you want to do that? Hank's mad. Do you want to do that as a last pick? Which one? The last one you said.

The last one I sent. Yeah. Okay. So the last one. This is after he got fucking salty. And my second pick. I'm not. I'm literally not.

So there's nothing more irritating actually than like being told that you're mad about something that you're not. And then your whole little world around you is like people are like, look how mad you are. Look how mad you are when you're not actually mad. So therefore our last pick is telling someone that they're mad. Yes. Yes. It's very masculine.

Yeah. Hank's mad right now. It'll just be like, you can't control your emotions. You're mad. Hank's an angry little ball of hate right now. Oh man. That was a good Mount rusher. What did we miss?

Anything else we missed? I was trying to think of it was like Jake Marsh ones, but I feel like those are just straight up emasculations. Oh yeah. Yeah. I was down a few of them. I was like, nope. That was just actually masculating.

Nope. That was actually masculating. Yep. That was actually masculating. Uh, I had. There's no subtlety to his game. Giving directions to another man who's lost. If like a guy asks for directions and you know exactly where he has to go.

Yep. Uh, directing traffic. What do you mean? That was one that I. You're in a parking garage and you. Oh, helping another person park. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. That's a good one. Yeah. So you're just getting out. Hanks should have picked out one instead. Traffic. I really didn't like that. Padding someone on the top of the head.

I thought you were like literally like a police officer directing traffic. No. That's a good one. That's a good one. Helping someone park is a great big miss on all of our parts. Yeah. I had, um, giving your seat to a lady in front of another man who's also sitting. That's a great way because that guy's thinking to himself the entire time.

Well, I'm a piece of shit. Yeah. And the lady is thinking, wow, this guy's a piece of shit. I like the guy that gave me a seat. Yep. That's a big one. The other man's salary. Being a boss.

Yeah. Owning, owning a company. Amasculates the person who gets the salary. Oh, okay. So having your salary paid by someone else. You're basically fin doming a dude. Yes. Fin doming.

Okay. Who, who pays your salary, Billy? You guys. Um, yeah. That's right. Um, calling, calling a small person big guy or calling a big person slim. I feel like the big guy's kind of similar to your first pick. Yeah.

But, um, I had also, uh, driving another man's car while he's in it. He's been like, you know what? Let me drive. Like I know the road's better or something. Unless they've had a few too many and they're being responsible. Yes. Yeah. Yes.

Uh, a waiter who memorizes the order. Yeah. That's a good power. That's a great one. I just thought that. And then somebody asked the waiter, like, are you going to write this down? The waiter's like, nope. They get it right.

And they get it wrong. If they get it wrong, then it's completely the opposite. But yeah, they get it right. Because everyone always doubts the waiters that, that do that. Right. Um, let's see. Uh, oh, uh, helping another man's, uh, get his luggage out of the, the top compartment on the airplane.

Just having to jump on the seat to get your luggage out of there. Doing any chore for another man in their own house. I was about to say that fixing stuff in someone else's house. Yeah. Like plowing or shoveling someone else's driveway without them asking for it in the first place. Or like trimming their weeds in the front yard. If you have your weed wacker out, not asking them taking care of it for them. It's like, it's a subtle implication that you're not able to provide for your own lawn.

Um, along those same lines, if you go into somebody's house and you see a full trash can and you don't even throw anything away, but you, you notice that it's full and you bag it up and take out their trash for them. Implying they keep a dirty house is another masculine one. Yup. Yup. What else we got? Hank, you got any others?

You seem like you get emasculated a lot. Yeah, but not, not subtly. Oh, I, this one, let's debate this one. I thought having another man hold an umbrella for you, you're emasculating him like like a super rich guy who like has umbrella holders. Yeah. Wimbledon. They have the ball boys.

Right. Right. Cause you know, it's, you're walking around like a boss and you just have like bodyguards. Getting another man, uh, getting someone else to bring you drinks, like a water boy type dynamic. Mm hmm. Ooh, I like that. Okay.

Coffee. Yeah. Asking someone to get you coffee. You got upset about that for like six months when I asked you to get coffee. Billy's like, you didn't even drink it. Trying to fuck with me. I don't have a word, but I don't bring coffee no more. Yeah.

Yeah. We have, uh, Shining another man's shoes. Yeah, Shining a man's shoes. Um, this is just a little, a little trick, uh, that a friend taught me a couple of years ago. And you can do it once and it's fun to do once, but if you're in a car and you're in the back seat, you tell the driver of the car that they put their child lock on so you

can't get out and it makes them after they parked their car, get out and then open the door for you to get out like they're a chauffeur. It's just a fun little trick to do the guys. Mm hmm. Yeah. What else? Any others? That was a good Mount Rushmore.

It might have broken up the podcast, but it was a good Mount Rushmore. Hank's just mad and that's okay. Ripping another man's pants off. Some of the things he said were true, but he is mad. Those things. Why would that be mad? You're mad about it. We keep winning.

We're mad because we buddied and paled you. And also because your first pick was trash. You're like, I just like getting free food. Yeah. That wasn't my pick. So that's all right. I can live with that. Oh, here it is.

Was that memes? Terrible coach. No, it was me, but I stand by it. I think that's, I think that it's a mess. Me too. It's more to the point that you guys saying that I like, I don't care that you guys didn't like that pick. It doesn't make me upset.

No, you're not mad. Definitely not. So which pick mass pickers? Which pick was yours? The second one was definitely mine, which is what? It was when coach Pep Hamilton told PFT seven months after the fact that he actually was going to put him on the team for kickoffs. Yeah.

And then when COVID happened, even though four months before COVID happened, he cut PFT and then they had like 17 games where he could have done what he said he was going to do. And then three years later said, I was actually going to put four games. I think there are four tomatoes. That's almost 17. Yeah. Yeah. Okay.

So that one was my pick. Okay. Good pick Hank. Okay. Okay. Listening to another man's podcast. Huge emasculation. Okay.

Sure. Now everyone's going to turn this off. I think it's actually the coolest thing you can do listening to another man's podcast. Yeah. That's a cool thing to do. Okay. Let's do numbers. Yeah.

Actually there are bosses because they pay our salary. Yeah. That's true. So we're actually betas by having a bunch of bosses out there listening to us. Yeah. Facts. Okay. Again, this is, I think we just, I think that Mount Rushmore, it had good intentions,

but it feels like we just all tried to emasculate each other. And now there's tension in these. Well, yeah, you guys. All right. All right. Actually, I will. The buddy and pals did get me upset. Yeah.

Because it's a great pick. If you buddy or pal someone, you're just fucking dominating. Like I didn't need to do that one second, but I was so worried that I just had to let it sit. Because you got mad. Yeah. I get so mad when someone like not, you could tell when they're joking, but when someone honestly gives you a true buddy or pal, it's like, fuck you, dude.

Like I just completely abandoned even possibly winning the Mount Rushmore just to get that off my chest. Yeah. That's all right. Sometimes it happens. All right. Number six. That's, that means basically PSP we dominate.

Yeah. Exactly. We got him emotional. We emasculated them during the subtle emasculation. We emasculate him so hard that he just lashed out entirely. Yes. Calling someone else. Well, I wasn't lashing out for stating facts.

Okay. I'll go with Trace McSorley, 27, 26, 54, by the way, Saturday is a two year anniversary machine. Wow. Saturday. All right. Hank. You think you'll ever get one?

Probably not. Probably not, pal. Trace McSorley. He scored. Stephen. Stephen does like, if you'll, he'll like tax 70, he'll tax and like a plan or something or if you tax him a plan, he'll just go, sounds good, buddy. That's like this motherfucker.

I actually have a sick animal fact. Oh, wait, this is disgusting because I don't think that Trace McSorley scored. No, he did. I think they're going to call that one back. This. Oh, you go first. Okay. We'll duel.

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I know. I know. Hey, hey, hey. Take your time, pal. Shut up. It's really complicated to be a good fact. You shut up, too. You just can't comprehend anything.

The plural of fish is fish when referring to more than one species, you can use fishes as plural. So like all the. So like a tuna and a cod. If there's three goldfish, that's just fish. And if it was like a salmon, a tuna, and a goldfish, that's fishes. Yeah, that makes sense. It's like a few.

Okay. A few. A few, three. You're right. You gave a perfect example of three and then called it a few. You're learning. Tough break, buddy. Love you guys.

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