Pardon My Take - Long Time Friend Tony Scheffler, Bills GM Brandon Beane, Mt Rushmore Of Trilogies And Listener FAQ's

Episode Date: August 23, 2023

The commanders have won the biggest preseason game ever. We talk about that and Josh Harris not knowing how to shake someones hand. Golfers complaining about gamblers and Trevon Diggs liked the wrong tweet (00:00:00-00:23:33) . Hot Seat/Cool Throne including Chiefsaholic, Miley Cyrus, and Ted Cruz got got by Big Cat (00:23:33-00:38:25). Our longtime friend and former Pro Tight End Tony Scheffler joins the show to talk about his playing days, pranking Kyle Orton, coaching girls basketball and the 2 on 1 game he'll never get rid of (00:38:25-01:02:29). We then are joined by Buffalo Bills GM Brandon Beane to talk war rooms, draft strategy and who's to blame for bad picks (01:02:29-01:18:13). Mt Rushmore of trilogies (01:18:13-01:38:32). We then wrap up with listener submitted FAQ's (01:38:32-01:53:30).You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

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for getting us Brandon Bean on the show. We're current guests. Current guests we have had him on as well. We are going to do the Mount Rush more of Trilogies and it was a doozy. Hank's baby, Hank has been pressing for this one for a while so hopefully he steps it up and has a great round of Trilogies. I mean, no one else fucking suggests anything.

We should maybe for this. That's a little early in the show to be using profanity. For this Mount Rushmore, we should maybe do a fourth option on the voting of like we all, AWS lost. I'm down with that. Give them two wins. Two points, but we have,'re going to talk some ball. We got some who's are sorry, hot seat, cool throne and some FAQs. It's all brought to you

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Welcome to part of my take. Today is Wednesday, August 23rd, and the Washington commanders have had the biggest win in preseason history. We did it. We did it, Joe. We stopped the streak. Unbelievable. It was actually a very entertaining Monday night game.

It was. I don't know if you guys watched it all through the end. It was awesome. It's just good to win one in DC. Some people were being haters saying like, oh, you had your acting like you won the Super Bowl. It's a preseason game. It doesn't mean anything. Listen, this was not just a preseason game for the commanders. This was a release. This was released as a first home game since Dan Siders no longer the owner, brand new regime, brand new team, brand new quarterback. Sam Howe. It was good. It

was good. Everything kind of fell in line and the team played well. And yeah, people have been making a big stink about the Raven streak. We did. I even bet on the Ravens. Just like, okay, we're gonna keep betting on the Ravens until they lose. It's a good investment.

It was a magical night for everybody in DC. Josh Harris might have had a tough look in the booth. Oh, that would be putting it mildly. Well, no, listen, they brought him into the booth. They interviewed him and Joe Bucks stuck his hand out right in front of Josh Harris's face. What is Joe Bucks doing? Stay on your side. Stay on your side, Joe Bucks. He was in Josh Harris's face. He's being played. Oh, and now we're going to drag the

guy through the mud because he's friendly. I'm sorry. Well, the guy that just displaced safety is gonna get a pretty long leash in my book. No one's dragging him through the mud. It was a cringy, weird moment by a billionaire who I believe that all billionaires are weird, that you don't get to a billionaire without being a little weird. And it was also Josh Harris' reaction afterwards when he realized I fucked up. It put his hands on his hips. Troy Ackman is doing everything in his body to not burst out laughing in Josh Harris' face.

I mean, a hilarious hilarious clip. But yes, you're right. Perspective, if the worst thing you could say about Josh Harris is he doesn't know how to read social cues and he's weird and he's cringy and he mistook a handshake for just a gesture. That's a good day. It is. It's on Joe Buck.

Joe Buck stuck his hand right in his chest and what was Josh? Joe Buck was in the zone. It was in the zone, but Joe, you got Joe, stay on your side of the booth. That was in trapment. I'm going to support Josh Harris no matter what. But yeah, I mean, if the biggest problem that we have is that now our owner is too friendly with the media, it was so cringe.

He's shaking all the hands, all the babies. Listen, I'm gonna ride or die with him, so whatever, whatever. We've all made mistakes. I watched it so many times. I can't stop. I pulled it off for me, Hank. I want to watch it again. Uh, Johan Dotson said afterwards, I feel like we just had the biggest preseason win in history. Yeah. I'm watching it again real quick. It's a fact. Oh, and he put the hands on the hips. And so the hips after.

And so the hips is just a bad look in general. Played it off, played it cool. Oh, it was just a lip and shake too. Oh no. He like tagged his fingers. What was Joe Buck's hand doing there? He was doing his job. He was asking for his broadcast.

Joe should apologize. Just provocation. Oh, yeah. Did you see what Joe Buck was wearing? He had to do his short little sleeves on. He was looking for a hand. It's like if a guy's if a billionaire that makes his business close and deals left and right sees a hand in front of his face. It's your fault for putting it there. Are you a little worried that the maybe the reaction to a preseason win was a little much? I mean, it was cool because outside of the fact that I also but on the Ravens It was cool because it is new owner like feels like the vibes are are back in DC, but

Joey slide doing the L. Yeah, Johan Dotson saying it's the biggest win in preseason history I didn't did one of your receivers get turf toe Terry McClure and might have gone to yeah Support no, no yet. I'm waiting for the facts to come out. I feel like preseason wins don't matter It's really just everyone check your body make sure that you're still alive I will Terry got injured, but it wasn't it wasn't like we were keeping our starters into win the game So it's not like we played the starters because we were on a mission to win It was like yeah, we're gonna try to win the game just with Jake from right in the game and Jake from came up big the first half I think you guys had all your starters in against the second and 13 Ravens. I don't I can't comment on that

All I was thinking about listen is the Ravens backups I was just I see Josh Johnson out there and I'm like I want Josh to find his forever home He's a very good boy. Yeah such a good boy. Somebody just take him in for life The the scene was great and it was very funny because afterwards like with Joey's slide doing the L and everything I would imagine getting into the locker room after and they're like going crazy and then so it was like wait It's preseason. Well, it's just it was fun to win one. Yeah, it was it was about way more than this game. You're practicing winning. Yeah, it was exactly. Yeah, you got to you got to do a dress up rehearsal for, you know, before you do the rehearsal dinner and

everything, you got to walk through the wedding, you got to walk and see how you can win. Yeah, as Bruce Allen, our former GM said, we're very good at winning off the field. We've been consistently winning off the field. Yeah. Now it's time to turn it to on the field. Yeah, it was just it was about much more than that one game in particular. And just seeing the crowd be into a football game. It's cool. Even if it's a preseason game, we haven't had that. It feels like since RG3's rookie season. Yeah. That was the last time FedEx, Ralejohn Maryland was bumping. So listen, I'm just I'm happy to see it. Magic Johnson was happy to see it from his yacht. I'm so I'm so excited about this year getting Magic Johnson commanders tweets after every single

Monday. It's gonna. Yeah, maybe I hope it's even later than that. I hope it's Wednesday. Magic Johnson. Say what you will about Magic Johnson. He's got a he's no, uh, he vacation's better than anyone in the world. He does. I think he's been on a yacht for three months straight. Yeah. He that dude is constantly on a boat. He's having the best time ever. Yeah. He's your, he actually is your like if you had a dream board and Etsy dream board, it should be magic Johnson on a, on a boat. Pictures. I know how to do it. Yeah. Or just get nominated. That's the. Um, we are we are doing he doesn't have AIDS anymore by the way Big magic Johnson is get it ever done pretty ironic Ironic name that he has I I

Clip pops in my head of Donald sterling at least once a month And so you know how you your brain is riddled by the internet. We've all been poisoned and you just have random things pop in your head Yeah, why is that I don't know, but I can't change who I am it just happens I'm gonna put it in here Max you put the clip in big magic Johnson what is he done well yes he's a business person he's got age yeah he put it in all right other things magic yeah other things sort of magic uh... yeah other things we're not watching hard knocks tonight

should we say what happened uh... yeah Aaron Rogers hugged a few guys uh... the offensive line still looks bad the thing you'll hack it said something funny uh... the defensive coordinator D-line coach guy with a beard screamed at somebody uh... yeah offensive line they definitely focus on that. Aaron Rodgers not super happy about it. It's got to get the guys ready, got to get the guys together.

They won their preseason game. They lost. They lost. Lost their preseason games. What happened? Equalcent look good though. Equalcent look good. So maybe a little speech after by Salah.

Maybe like Zach Wilson and Aaron Rodgers bonding. And then Zach Wilson playing good. Yeah. So I'm going back and looking at what Aaron Rodgers said about Zach Wilson. And I'm thinking to myself, you know, he said like, I'm going to be here for the next couple of years, then hopefully turn it over to Zach for the next 15, 20 years. That's a great run of quarterbacks. I think Aaron was being sarcastic when he said that. He might have. I think he was laying the praise on a little bit thick And having a big joke on everybody being like yeah, he's a funny guy. He is a he is a Raj is a very funny guy Exactly, I'm helpless order back to the future. Hopefully. I think I think he was taken a dig

But by being super polite to Zach Wilson Like Zach will not know that I'm making fun of him because I'm being so obviously over the top because he truly believes that he will be the quarterback for the next 15. But that doesn't matter if he's even if he's trolling Zach Wilson takes it as real that's real encouragement. That's how good of a guy Aaron Rogers is true or how dumb Zach Wilson is. But by the way watch the PMTV on Thursday go something. I am now what started as a bit. I'm now rooting for Aaron Rodgers. All right, so just to be clear, the ghost telling you to bet on

Aaron Rodgers, that's not a bit. No, that was okay. That that one's the real part. Oh, it's real money that I bet. True. A lot of it. I bet a lot of money on bits. Yeah. I mean, listen, if a go if I win a ghost bet, a ghost tells me to bet something and I win it. Is that not one of the greatest stories ever? It's a pretty good story. So I, you got it, you got at least take the first pick the ghost gives. So I would watch hard knocks if every week, Oh, is the mentalist was on it. Yeah, with a different team, they should just do hard knocks. Oh, is the mentalist? This guy's flipping out. All right, other stories know I know it's os so you literally came on the show. No, yeah, you're thinking doctorize

Max do you have anything to say about jalen hurts insisting that his teammates place the blame on him for the super bowl loss an Eagle staff member told Jalen hurts bro your big reason we got here and you're a big reason we're going to get back and we're going to finish this thing. Hertz made direct eye contact and said, you're fucking right, but he told everyone he's like, I'm the reason leader, leader. Okay. But also, like, don't you think it would have been smarter to be like, it was actually

the grass? No. No, that's, that's a guy just taking accountability. He's a better man than me. The grass. I'll let him take control. I'll be the one giving him excuses. Yeah, that's that's a guy just taking accountability. He's a better man than me I'll let him take control. I'll be the one giving him excuse. Yeah, that's right You did you want to take accountability for laughing at us for laughing at your own better srams? Fuck off, okay, I mean you didn't apologize for when you said that you were doing your victory laps over

Yeah, sometimes sometimes you're wrong in the booth and I was wrong in the booth. Fine. Okay, except your apology. That was an apology. Jalen Hertz, yeah, he's demanding people tell him that he was the reason they lost. I mean, you'd rather have it be that way than the other. Agreed. But he was not the reason they lost.

Yeah, he was not. Well, that's not getting a sack. That's fumble that he had was pretty bad. It was. It's a very bad fumble Colin coward also left him in a j brown off the top 10 lesson that that's all triggered what in terms of like quarterback wide receiver combos yeah I like that's that's coward's game and you gotta understand coward's game is he will take one combo he loves doing these combo

things we talked about the one of the bills where he had Josh Allen and McDermott ranked like the eighth best coach in quarterback combo he'll pick one person randomly and then just either leave them off or put them insultingly low Just so that people like Max will be like fuck you call out a fucking hit call and coward. We should start taking a pick like Top five quarterbacks in the league right now Sam how Josh Allen Sam how no Josh Allen till burrow no burrow, Jalen Hertz, Trevor Lawrence, Justin Herbert, Justin Herbert, that's our five. That's our five right there.

Print it, put it out there. Those are our top five quarterbacks in the NFL right now. It's genius. Just put it on a graphic. Hey, by the way, memes, we're remiss. I know you're on a performance improvement plan right now. Memes through us.

He's on a pit. Just want to make a note. We requested that you issue a formal statement from part of my take regarding the Yankees and our Votive confidence and Aaron Boone. Oh how the Yankees should extend Aaron Boone didn't see that one come across social media I mean to Jake get to you Jake got ya No, I'll take full accountability and even our graphics guy was in the room. Okay, so, oh, that was fucked. All right, so we need both those graphics. We need the top five quarterbacks, and then we need us giving a photo-confidence to Yankee.

Unfortunately, Shane or graphics guy has got a pretty full plate whipping up Photoshop's of Bryce Young in ISIS and Sam Hall in the Taliban and CJ Stroud as a proud boys. I actually got a lot of AWOs. I love you guys. They sent me a lot of other recommendations for names for quarterback fan clubs. Joe Burrow, the Joth Keepers. Okay. Pretty good. The well-regulated Will Isha for Will Levis. Okay. The purdifiles for Brock Purdy. Brock Purdy.

I like that. Cousins Westboro Baptist Kirks. Okay. They play the Jags. He can hold a sign that he's got. He hates Jags. Yup. The Desbians.

I forget it. Oh, that's for a transmitter. Descender. All right. And Patrick Muhammad's. Muhammad's. Patrick Muhammad's. That's status.

Okay, we'll work on that. Yeah, we'll work on that one. So Shane's gonna get to those before he does. He's his Photoshop. Uh, last thing I had, well, two last things before we get to hot sea cool throne. Do you guys have trade on digs on your hot sea cool throne? I did not. Okay, so we should probably talk about it right now.

Trayvon digs. Unfortunately, Trayvon digs now Twitter X. He doesn't realize he can still, they see the likes. Oh, and uh, still up. He liked, no, it's not still up. Twitter X he doesn't realize he could still they see the likes and Still up he like no, it's not still up. He liked a I'll just describe it. It is a woman naked with a very large strap on okay, and it says Positive like equals you'd suck it. Yeah, why is he on the hot seat? No, he's not. All right. This is a topic. All right. So wait.

To a topic. It's a naked woman wearing a strap on. Yes. Like large strap. Like if you'd suck it and he like on digs like well, well, big you watch tape like I do. Hmm. Raven Diggs loves to bite on fakes. Hmm. That's true. He's got a suck it now. Yeah, we've seen the old 22 got a socket. He's got a socket It's kind of what he's known for. Yeah, maybe it was one of those things where like the picture wasn't enlarged No, like he could only see he could only see like no, but that's what the picture enlarged I'm saying maybe he's scrolled it on his feet talk about the nipples. He just saw the nipples It's like like if you'd suck it. Yeah, okay, and then you open to expand. It's good

You should be the lawyer. Yeah, smart. Yeah, you'd be a much better lawyer than chiefs of hollocks lawyer. I have him on my head. My okay We'll get to that. We'll get to him and then the last thing is I there's another story about people yelling at golfers while they're trying to golf John Rom came out and said that there were people yelling in his backswing for bets and everything I why doesn't golf just everyone should get to yell all the time It golfs for some reason it gets the same rules as tennis where you're not allowed to scream while the point's going on Right, some concentrate any other sport you can yell and I also although max did call that one guy clown Yeah, that guy is a clown for yelling during a birdie putt No, we're not talking about max. It's John. For John. If it's anyone besides Max, you'll feel free to yell.

I also, it just always irks me whenever it's like this new fad that professional athletes are like this gambling thing is going to, it's going to be a problem with fans. Like, first of all, fans were betting before just so you know. And second, if you like the TV deals, you should like gambling. Sorry about your parlay. Yeah, I mean, it's, it's kind of a, if second, if you like the TV deals, you should like gambling. Sorry about your parlay. Yeah, I mean, it's kind of a, if you're happy that the TV deals are getting astronomical

and the cap keeps going up, gambling has a part of that. Yeah, let me ask you, what do you think is a bigger culprit for people screaming out at inappropriate times or yelling inappropriate things? Would you say it's gambling or would you say it's drinking? That's probably drinking. Probably drinking. But we're not talking about getting out of drinking. I was talking about that. Yes. Yeah. Oh, that's good point. Love drinking and gambling. Yes. Let us just do both. It's the best. Yeah. Let us just enjoy responsibly.

Responsibly. Drinking and gambling. Right. But I like them both. Yes. I like to do them all. I really don't really, the drinking out of the gambling part gambling is awesome Yeah, yeah, it is fun. Oh, and I had one I had one dudes rocked I just want to share with you guys. There's a guy named pug winkler So already dudes rock pug winkler has a home in Nevada With 2000 collegiate helmets on display Ultimate dudes rock. I'm going to go out and limit say probably not married.

We'll have to find out, but he, uh, he, he, wait, all right. So the story he needs to find a buyer for the Las Vegas property. He's called home for 23 years to the tune of 1.15 million. And perhaps he can score a touchdown by passing it to another football diet. Oh, he's, he's including these. He said he got into collecting by accident. And he's got 50 years, nearly 2000 collegiate football helmets later, Winkler's Prices Collection has outgrown his 6,000 square.

This guy rocks so hard, he literally has a home that can't keep his helmets. I'm looking at the pictures right now. And he has, he says, I have no wife to answer to. Yeah. Yeah, no shit. I kind of at the pictures right now. Yeah, he says I have no wife to answer to yeah, no shit I kind of want to buy the South. Yeah, we put do they come with it. Yes This house is awesome. He wants 1.5 million. That is a bargain. Oh, man What a dude's rock fuck pug winkler, too. How do you get the name pug? That's a great name. He's got to be short. We should have a pug. Gotta be short like an O-line coach. We should call Pug. Evan could be Pug.

Evan could be Pug. Yeah. We might have to start calling Evan Pug. One more thing. Unfortunately, this might be the last episode of part of my take. Yeah, you guys did everybody in this room still alive. You guys teased this and I'm very, very, very, Oh yeah. So, so big cat, myself and Hank, we're all staying in a hotel. We're in New York right now, back at the old office and they put us in a hotel right around the corner. It's a very nice hotel. We won't say the name of it. I got into my room last night. First thing I did, it was pretty late. Got off my flight and to the hotel at about 1 a.m. I just went immediately to the bathroom to brush my teeth because it was, it was a business trip. It's like like brush your teeth, go to sleep, that's all you're

going to do tonight, maybe jack off. Anyways, I go to brush my teeth and I walk out to the living room and there's a letter that's sitting on the desk in the living room of, or the main area of my hotel room. It's from the New York Department of Health. It says, this hotel has been experiencing an outbreak of Legionnaires' disease. And I had that note, I didn't read it. Yeah, so I read it. I don't think I had it. And it said it listed all the concerns.

Because they're in suites. I'm just in a regular room. I wasn't in a very standard room. I think they just don't care about a normal-sized room. You know what? I tip my housekeeper last time I stayed at that hotel. They probably remembered that. Hank, you probably didn't tip him. I've never stayed here tip my housekeeper last time I stayed at that hotel. They probably remembered that. Hank, you probably didn't tip him. I've never stayed here before my look at the notice. So it

says all the things that you're not supposed to do. One of the things is don't brush your teeth. It says it says don't take a shower. Oh, I didn't. It says it says if you're going to take a shower both twice because the mist from the water, the steam when you inhale it, that's when you get the disease. It says, instead fill up a bucket with water and then stand in the shower and pour it over your head. Oh my god. So I did like a bucket shower this morning. Did it? You followed the rules?

I don't know what Legionnaire's disease is. I don't want to get it. Man. You might look like, it's kind of like a troop thing, right? So Hank's gonna die because it contagious? Well, it's also in the AC units. It's kind of like a troop thing right? So Hank's gonna die because it contagious? Well, it's also in the AC units. It's like 10% Blast of the AC, I brushed my teeth twice

and I took two showers. Two showers? That's not in today. I saw Kate. Yesterday. I saw Kate earlier today and she goes, yeah, I didn't know that it had that until afterwards but I took two 30 minute long hot showers.

At least she's not pregnant. Legionnaires, these people can sick when they breathe in small droplets of water accidentally, swallow water containing Legionella into the lungs. Uh oh. Yeah. It doesn't sound good. Doesn't spread from person to person.

When I first saw it, I was like sick, we're all gonna get jacked up. Like this is like a military disease that you get, maybe lose a lot of body weight, get some six packs. Most people, many people exposed to the bacteria don't develop symptoms Okay, yeah We're fine. Apparently it's one of those diseases. That's like almost entirely gone from planet Earth I think there's like for our hotel 20,000 cases in the United States each year and we might get some of them. Jesus

I did I did the the Hollywood workout today. I went to my old gym and Zana did not even go into the gym. Did sauna steam hot tub shower. Yeah. If you sweat, that counts as a workout. Best. As long as your body gets in the sweat mode, you're burned calories. Yeah. I felt great coming out. All right. Uh, let's do hot seat cool throne.

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He got dropped by Adana Bazzell, the frozen woman. Yeah, you nailed that one. I honestly only know where through the commercials, like the guy co-commercial. Let it go. Yeah, Adina, Adina, Adina Manzell. Manzell. Okay, so why's he getting dropped?

I don't know. Like all at once? All these people dropped? Yeah, I mean obviously. I was like collusion. Yeah, the beef with with Taylor. I was doing a little bit of article before I uh, you're doing a little article. A little article. A little bit of reading an article. A small hit of words. He hurt yourself, Hank. And it sounds like he might just be, you know, switching up his role in the company. But Swifties will have you think that all of his big name clients are dropping them.

And I believe him. I've got a question. That's what I believe. I did an article and realized that I just be, you know, sitting out of the representative business. I am a Swiftie. I respect Taylor Swift. I want to say that on record for all the Swifties

out there, I'm a Swift both veteran. Is Taylor Swift kind of a terrorist? She might be kind of a terrorist. It feels like she's got, I'll say what? She is either a cult kind of a terrorist. She might be kind of a terrorist. It feels like she's got- I'll tell you what. She is either a cult leader or a terrorist and she's very good at doing both, whichever one it is. So anything that she does, I'm on her side for the record.

I want none of the smoke from the swan. Well, we're gonna clip everything. He's so swift to terrorist. Nobody has done a better job of making millions and millions of dollars and still getting her fans to pretend that she's a victim than she has. She's very good at it. Great songwriter. Did you see the video of her at LBI?

Yeah. That was the most insane thing of all. They shut down the entire street just because she was going out to dinner. Now does she weaponize social media? I didn't say that. I didn media? I've been accused of that. I didn't say that. I didn't say that. I never said that.

So then she's fine. She is a terrorist, but she's very good. She's like the best terrorist to ever exist. Yes, do you think Taylor Swift? Do you think Taylor Swift could successfully have a coup of the government? Yeah, for sure. I actually do too.

Imagine if there were a million Swifties, like a million 25-year-old girls storm of the government. Yeah, for sure. I actually do too. Imagine if there were a million swifty It's like a million 25 year old girls storming the capital. Yeah, I mean We should've got like it's like 15 to 40 and it's guys too and eras. Yeah, mm-hmm Oh, Belichick loves her. You would even have yeah, it would be a situation where like if you had the if she did a coup and The US army was like, uh-oh, what are we to do? You know there's a guy, there's a general who's about to enact, you know, martial order on the Swifties.

And then his daughter's like, Dad, don't do that. I love Taylor Swift. He's like, okay. Yeah, be so easy. All she would have to do is like just accuse Joe Biden of being mean or falling asleep. Why do you still mean to me, Joe? And then her fan base will be like,

honestly, Biden is toxic. Yeah, she could swing everything. She's Facebook. She is. Yeah. Okay. Good hot seat. I had another one in the Midwest, heat dome.

Heat dome. I just told you about this. And I looked it up. I did another article. It's crazy. It's nuts. Heat dome is crazy. I just love the term heat dome.

Yeah, I'm down to get some heat dome. The fact that there's no looking at the map where there's no clouds whatsoever in the middle of the country is nuts Heat dome heat dome baby. I'm all I'm whether the weather's the weather's global warming's been going off Oh, you believe in it now. I've always believed in it. You don't believe in I saw I saw I saw You don't believe in weather. I saw a trailer when I was a kid when I was just a youth for inconvenient truth and I thought it was a sci-fi movie and I was like mom I want to go see this movie and she was like wow so like thank you for taking it. I know you finally should've went and watched it.

I was like what the fuck is this? You had to, you accidentally learned something. I was pissed. That's right. You're a queen? Ever since then it's been like this shit's been real and I've been known about it. There's nothing worse than getting tricked into learning. Yeah, absolutely It's like this movie looks sick. It's like going to a museum and you're like what the fuck?

Yeah, this sucks. Let me hear. Come on. You're gonna learn. You get the audio companion Mm-hmm power through it walk right through it, but the heat dome is it's such a cool name And I think it's probably gonna suck to actually be in it. Yeah, it's probably going to be dead. They need to give it a less cool name. It's like when they say the polar vortex. Yeah, or thunder snow. Under snow, the thunder quake. Yeah. I want to be involved in something called the heat dome. It's like Gabrielle Union, Chicago handshake meme heat dome. Yeah. All right. Uh, my cool throwing is Baker Mayfield. Oh, to be one starter. Starter. Oh, uh, one. I got another one. Baker Haram is the fan base for Baker. Uh, but I'm listen, did anybody think that Kyle Trask was going to win it? Uh, St. C.A. He did. Well,

when Tom Brady retired for like two months, he was like, Kyle Trask really something I'm see he's next up. I put a little future on Baker to when come back player of the year. And for whatever reason, I just think that maybe it's that game that he had on, was it Christmas? Yeah. The Christmas game sold me. It's like, okay, if this guy can play that good with two days notice, imagine what he can do with entire off season. Baker also is hungry dogs run faster, because I saw an article that he has to sue some of his family members who mismanaged some of his funds. He's suing, I think it's an investment firm

or a financial services firm and his dad and brother both work for that firm. Right. So I don't know, it's gonna be an ugly lawsuit, probably. But if you're, if you're playing for money, like if he, if, yeah. I hope it didn't happen. I, we like Baker Mayfield.

I hope his money wasn't wiped away, but if it were, that would be a vote for Baker to ball out this year. Yeah, I don't know. Maybe it's just like when you played for the Browns, they haven't had a good quarterback in a while. He was pretty good for them. I feel like he got used by the Browns. Yeah, they traded him for a rapist. Mm-hmm. I got a cool trophy if you need it. Yeah, I'll take it in just a second.

Okay. Actually, do you have a hot seat for me? I have a cool throne We can spin it. Steve and I smith hot seat is box because the bonk dog died So I think you might have also been the the doge going dog Fuck James tombs. We lost a little weed of two days ago. I know it's it said tombs not gonna want a super bowl Mother fuck ever. So that I guess that's my hot seat.

My cool throne. No, my hot seat is Jim Harbaugh. Yeah. So Jim Harbaugh, Michigan's self imposed a three game suspension on him. Genius genius move. So he misses all the out of conference games gets back for a get right game against Rutgers. And so they're going to try to hope that this is going to resolve things. I don't know how the math works on this because it seemed like the NCAA and Michigan came to a handshake agreement on four games. And for next year, right?

For next season? Oh, it's for this year. For this season. And then they walked away. And then they walked away from the table. And then Michigan was like, okay, tell you what, you pressed your hand. We'll go as far as three games. Well, I mean, it would, I would guess, and I'm going to look it up. Uh, let's see. So three games, they're playing like no one, it's all the ad-a-conference stuff. Okay. This is interesting.

Michigan schedule in 2024, week, week one, Fresno State Bulldogs, week two, Texas longhorns. Interesting. So that might have been why? Interesting. So they're going to say, Hey, you said four. All right, we did three. We'll tack on another. Smart by him because he doesn't want to next year. He would miss the text the Texas game. He doesn't want to do that. Yeah. So it was like it's when you're looking at the draft trade chart.

Four draft picks next year equals three draft picks this year. It was genius by him. It's smart, moved by Michigan. So my cool throne is Miley Cyrus. Oh. Miley's on the cool throne. The day the bonk dog does.

The day the, now I'm free to, yeah, he's on free to be horny. I can let, I can let all the horny in this out because I have, I have no repercussions. He can't block many more bitches. Miley's back. She's going to play at the Super Bowl probably in a legion stadium, which is the sexiest stadium in the world. It's going to be the most boner-inducing half-time show of all time. We can only hope and pray that Justin Timberlake gets out there. And there's another Janet Jackson scenario. No, we refer to that as a Billy football max. Delente. Oh, yeah, I expose that's the more famous, the more famous recent incident was famous recentllente. Oh yeah, I expose that's the more famous,

the more famous recent incident, most famous recent Nipple. So yeah, Miley's gonna rock it. I mean, she's a great performer. When she performed before the final four, a couple of years ago, that's where the whole bonk thing started. I really got into Miley Cyrus and she's back

and Miley's a bad bitch and I can't wait for her to just stun on every hill that's watching. I am very excited for this as well. She's great. She's a great performer. Great performer. Also, you guys see the Las Vegas eye thing? They didn't plan for rain.

No. Big eyeball. You're talking about the globe. Globe. Yeah. Yeah, it like malfunctioned. Oh, in the hurricane? Yeah.

Whoops. Maybe it suicide itself, because Hillary was in town. Yeah, that's probably true. It knows knows too much. The seeing I know so much. All right, my hot seat is Ted Cruz because Ted Cruz fell for the oldest trick in the book. I tweeted out the picture of the shark on the highway and was like friend of friend of mine from LA sent me this picture of the 405. Went to sleep, nothing of it. Next day Ted Cruz just quoted it said, holy crap. And then he doubled down, which you know that he actually got got because he said, it turns out this might be a joke, but it is LA.

So it could have happened. Yeah, that's my favorite responses. Well, the fact that I believe that it could have been true tells you everything you need to know. Right. It's all things considered better behavior from Ted Cruz on Twitter than liking incess porn on 9-11. That's true. But yeah, it was good to get it was it was funny because I didn't think there'd be a TMZ article talking about it. It's calling me barstable sports jokester.

And cats. Laura jokester. And the jokester. I do like to joke around. But yeah, that was that was funny. And then my cool throne is Chief Saholik because he has the greatest lawyer of all time. So Chief Saholik, you obviously know his whole story, the bank robbing Chief's fan. He has a lawyer who had a statement yesterday in front of the courthouse. He said, this is not Chief Saholik's last drive. He believes, and we believe that when the final whistle blows and all the facts are known, that he's going to be redeemed in the eyes of this community, the eyes of his fans, and the eyes of chiefs kingdom.

He's going to win. All right. So I saw the video of the lawyer saying this and my first reaction was, this sounds like something that an attorney who wears a cowboy hat would say. Yes. I saw the video of him. This guy's a nerd. This guy is, this's not not a cool attorney

Not a football guy. I have a sneaking suspicion that that statement was actually written by chiefs of holic Yeah, it was like this is the statement. I want you to put out. I'm a football guy through and through just make all the football metaphors And hope that a jury of my peers. Where's he being charged? You know? Oklahoma me. Yeah, everybody on that jury's a football fan, probably half cowboys, half chiefs fan, they probably pretend that they're chief fans because they're better this year. But yeah, this sounds to me like this has chief

so hallix fingerprints all over it, which are on file with the FBI. I, I, listen, if this lawyer just goes in and just does football analogies the entire time, they're gonna win this case. Oh, for sure. Like, that is what people understand. Yeah.

And you just have it. Maybe he went into the bank and he took with the defense gave him. Yes. He read the defense. He saw that they were, you know, cover zero. And he went and took it. Why wouldn't you? Yeah.

Right? If he rolls out just turf on the, like turf and does his whole entire proceedings on turf, these are things that put on a helmet. We would absolutely, if I were a juror, I'd be like, you can't put this guy in jail before football season. Listen, just because the man like to operate out of the pistol doesn't mean that he should be in prison, okay? Free chiefs of hall, maybe not because he probably did it.

All right. Should be handcuffing, running backs, and fancy football. Not die hard, super fans. Oh, Chiefsaholic, what a story. All right, let's get to our interviews. First up, we have our good friend, Tony Sheffler. He's been a while since he been on, but any old school AWL knows he is one of our favorite guests.

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PMT Okay, we now welcome on one of our favorite recurring guests old school old school It is Tony Sheffler former Detroit lion former Denver Bronco Friend of the program. We're thinking about it. We're like we're going through Michigan We got it. We got to talk to Tony because these are my favorite interviews the guys who've been with us forever The guys that know us forever and also we wanted to just get an update on scout the cat Yep Won't see me on Mount Rush more, but that's okay. Oh, no. Not worthy. That's a miss. Were you honorable mentioned? No, I mean, it's what it is at this point.

Now I'm here. Lightroom is limited under this thing. But we just keep carrying on. It's time to start making some new stories. Yes. I mean, I do want to go so far with the basketball game and scout the cat and we want basketball game. He's talking about Just check my wikipedia. I want to know about scouting cat though not how he's doing but more specifically last time we hung out with you We played around a golf I beat you on a hole and you had to buy two hundred dollars worth of mice for scout the cat Did you ever do that did you ever pay up? He kills enough mice. Okay, so he's still alive Scout is he's gonna turn nine August 9th. Okay. Okay He's alive and well. He doesn't like a thunderstorm. Okay, what a pussy. He'll be at the front door

When a storm's coming. Did he sell his nuts? No nuts. Oh, we saw it. We saw it orange. Orange at the other day with giant nuts. It was crazy. Actually, I'm a cat guy now. Really? That's a news. Let's break a news. Oh, that is breaking news. What? You don't have any dogs. We got this new cat. They call it a main coon. Okay. Yeah. A lot of them. It's bad. That's important. Look in the breed. Some cats. Are you serious? 10 years out 10 years out of the league It's time to move on It's a pretty cat time to move on and make some money and

Here we are. How do you me sell mo with our column the kids me so mo is the name of the cat and he's scary He's scary looking. How do you breed a cat? You just put a cat in a room with another cat? That's how you do it We're gonna find out. It's what you have to we're still looking for do you call breed a cat? You just put a cat in a room with another cat. That's how you do it. We're gonna find out. It's what you have to. We're still looking for a, do you call it a bitch? Yeah, yeah, a female bitch. We mean, coon cats, main coon. They're huge, right? How big is that?

And he's, he's moving through the house like he's ready to, to kill anything. Okay. So I'm a little bit worried. Okay. I think the, the pointy ears thing. Yeah, like Bobcat. And they look, yeah, they, they're like, little bit worried. Okay, the pointy ears thing. Yeah, like Bob and they look yeah They're like like very thick correct blurry. We're looking. We're looking to breed Marlins man has an extensive smart. Oh, he has a ton of mean thing. Can tell me a female

I think he's got nine. It's it's actually gross when he has them all like around him and stuff I like where're we're I'm headed okay as Marlon's man what's the market for me? uh 3500 for grand a piece is that it are you being serious? Are you that hard up for money? it's it's been a struggle post post NFL well you have your you have your pension the NFL always takes care of the return you don't get that until you're about 55 is that true correct oh we're we're looking to make some moves okay I like that and that's kind of where we're at right now so yeah the animals are are well the family's good still coaching girls hoop 59 and 8 58 9 but nobody's counting I'm I'm taking

away the game that I tried to give your team a pump up and came to the Chelsea High School and they lost in our season season ended. Yeah, so that one's on me. I'm going to take that one off your record. So yeah, so 58 and 8. Okay. But again, nobody's counting. And three years in, we like to get to 100 here in the next couple and we'll see.

We'll see what happens. Have you been ejected from a game? I have not. I was ejected from a middle school Sople game a couple weeks ago Things were said yeah things were said a week week prior by an omp and it kind of carried over We I'm started it correct And you can't get you shouldn't be able to get ejected for a carryover call

We're losing to nothing all I know is I heard a lot of cheers once I was over by the swings. I found a line of vision to the field. That's one of your kids wanting to be injected as a fan. As a coach. Oh, okay, that's okay. That's kind of your safe space when things go wrong. You go sit on the swing.

Correct. Couple of technicals in basketball, but no, I have not been injected thankfully. Okay. And yeah, we're just trying to figure it out. Chasing winds, looking for dubs, you know? We've got a offense to you, Ron. We're pretty wide open.

We got really good athletes. So we're five out, four out, dribble drive, old Memphis D-Rose offense. What? I like the pressure on the rim. Circle behind, rim cut. You make sure that's the athletic. Yeah, you make sure they go to class?

Really lucky in that regard the kids are all about 4.0. Pretty lucky with with who I got. Okay, so that's good. The standard start point guard is just committed to Marquette. Oh, yeah, so it should be going there after next year. That's what Jersey's behind you like like coach Cal and his basement of guys that go to the NBA. We're looking to beef it up. We're looking to beef it up. See if we can get our, you know, B.C.'s fighting for us on Twitter. I did. I got on a fight with the girls high school Michigan girls high school beat

reporter because they were saying that Tony's team ran up the score. Did you run up the score? We did not. You know, we're in the win. And it was against a rival. Correct. So that should not count. It's like that picture of Kobe Bryant and his team

that he coached where they got beat one year. But I like a few points. And then the next year they came back and won 100 times. Yes. Or something? Yes. Yeah. I mean, we play all the kids.

You got that mom of mentality. And yeah, and we just, we play hard. I said empty the tank. That's what I tell him. Empty the tank. Against a rival, you should not complain about running up the score. That's what I tell him. Empty the tank. Against arrival, you should not complain about running up the score. And we play the right way.

Don't get it twisted, but yeah, there's a time and a place for, you know, being a dog. You guys press, not too often. I find that the press takes away from our offense, our energy and our focus. For precision, it's not offense. Yeah, and we don't do it a ton. What about? So how many years out are you 10? This is gonna be 10. I just looked. It's like October of

13. Yeah, going on 10 years, man. Crazy. Ah, do you miss it? I miss the people I miss stuff like this doing this kind of thing. There's any time you know shows I miss the guys in the locker room. I don't miss the fame or the money or anything like that. That stuff kind of, that's flees. You had a lot of that. That's behind me. A lot of what?

Fave. Well, we got to Detroit. How can we get the moment? Calvin. You were a hometown hero when you were on the line. Yeah. Denver was nasty. Had a lot of fun, a lot of success.

And then we got here and, you know and it was just struggle being at home and totally different feel. So is that a thing that you could definitely notice, like we always hear about it, you know, like hometown guys playing for their teams, is it way more pressure? Yeah, a lot more family, a lot more logistical things you don't have to worry about. Getting pulled in every which way people asking you to do stuff. When you go to the West Coast and Denver from here, you know, I didn't really have any distractions. It was just kind of rage. Did you play with Jake Plumber? Oh yeah. He was our starting quarterback my rookie year. Jake is awesome. Jake the snake. I actually just saw him several

months ago at a card show. Yeah. What a dog. Tony's the way she go to on the show. Yeah, as much slip BC, uh, Jake's, Jake's phone number. Yeah, he's the best. And then Rod Smith to the all-time, all-time dudes. Yeah, I get Rod Smith on when you're out west. Have you been to his mushroom farm?

I have not. It's great. It's fantastic. I believe it. Yeah, it was interesting, uh, playing with Jake and, and Cutler was obviously the first round pick with me that year just told two totally different humans. Yeah, pretty interesting. You played for McDaniel's too, right? Oh, yeah Yeah, so you played with T-Boward how'd you like? Yeah, I'm talking about McDaniel's What would happen between you two

There's a history there. Do you think he's gonna be successful? You could have Brandon Marshall that question. He has the same view on Josh's idea. I think he probably has the same view on Josh's. A lot of people do. Yeah, not a fan. Yeah, that's all. What about T-Bull though? No, I just missed him.

Because he got to choose Josh Traded Tony and Charles. And B-Marsh demanded to get out of there. Yeah, he traded Jay. Right when he got the job basically. Yeah. Pretty much clean house on a really high caliber offense. You implemented the Patriot way though. It's crazy. Yep. Yep. Broke guys in. Wait, so were you on the Broncos team that started six and

O that year with his first year? Yep. And Howard and yeah, the best. The best. I love Howard. The dog. You put you ID guy. You put me on the color. Instagram, which I don't want to blow up because I think it is private, but he's let me in. It's just it's just exactly what you explain a big fish Just fishing pictures. It's all fishing. It's all he does. I love it. His daughter's a great a question. Yeah athlete Love Kyle or man. It's the best what year is the alarm story? So we were gotten party, you know downtown and he was one of the only guys that lived in Cherry Creek

which is between the facility and downtown Denver. Most of us all lived by the facility, right? Well, he was a little, a red wine guy, a little hike, you know. So he stayed close to downtown. Well, every time we came home, you know, when the bar is let out, we would find our way at Ordin's house and just give his windows hell or front door And then we'd scatter and he'd come out way too tighty Looking looking for us and man next-aid facility Someone knocking on my doors my windows at 3 a.m. Last night man it went on and on like Talk about a good dude Brandon Stokeley. Yeah

Was in that circle with Orton me and and stoke man what a dude a map Raider was there man Yeah, he's still going you're 17. Yeah, you want to talk about a dude map Raider is a dude Which is rare for a kicker because you don't you're not a fan of kicker. No, not a fan the worst Huge don't you always text whenever a kicker misses a kick he's like fucking kick He's like he's like a ninja like a Kicking that hard door not a door not a door. So what year was that 2010 when the Broncos started six no Must have been six seven eight nine. Okay 2009. It'll warm your hearts No, there's a bar in Austin. I think it's called the Me Night Cat.

And when you go into the bathroom, you, there's like markers and you like right on the wall. There's a giant message on the bathroom. I forget, maybe it's over the sink. It says, never forget the 2009 Denver Broncos started six and a half. And didn't make it, well, they didn't include that. They just want to remember that.

That was a great time for Broncos fans. We had a game again at Cincinnati where we hit on a four goes. A golf ball gets tipped. Brandon Stokely catches it and kind of just lolly gags in the end zone to go up. Um, they put out the safe team at the end. I'm free safety. Oh, and the Hail Mary play like Bronco. And what happens?

Interception. Carson Palmer. You think that ball that ball. Yes, that ball is from Center. I got a pick that's awesome. You return it. You go look at the ball card It's on there. Did you try to run it back? I did and Brian Dawkins sideswit me Brian Dawkins was was having none of it So you played have you played in only one down on defense? have a none of it. I know you got it. Paul Hawke though. Paul Hawke. So have you played an only one down on defense? No, I was in all throughout my years as a free safety on the prevent.

Yeah. And a game and a half situations. That's pretty sick though. But yeah, you ended your career with having. I got the ball, punched it out. Punched down to an interception. Yup. One pick I got.

Love it. How many touchdowns? I don't know. I don't know was it like 20 I don't know The best is 23 the best was the Tampa one with the sword one of the greatest touchdown celebrations back when it was like Celebrations weren't happening that often he did the sword. Yeah, yeah, so myself and Nate Burleson man We used to clown in practice. It just got us through practice. Yeah, we'd celebrate everything Five yard hitches. We'd celebrate everything. Five yard hitches we'd celebrate. We'd point up to the cameras, dance to the cameras,

all kinds of stuff, and that did just kind of kept rolling. And really that year in 2011 it became our mantra, man. It was just like a screw everybody type of mentality, you know. The lines made it to the point of say different words there, but I'm a little district here. It's crazy. See, I got to get to that point where I don't know. There's a crossroads coming, you know? Right.

You can't swear because you're a district employee. So maybe you become a college coach. Yeah, something. Something. Western Michigan, a college coach. Well, we're a map, but yeah, that team had a persona where it was, we're gonna dance today, type of mentality. And we had Sue on the other side getting 15 arpanities. That team had a persona where it was we're gonna dance today type of mentality and

And we had Sue on the other side getting 15 our penalties and and them Bannon Bosch with his red red contacts. Yeah, it was kind of a wild team man down Riala like look out Oh, he's he's coming for your knee It's like what a ball player because you played on on one of the only Lions teams in recent memory tab real success What what's Detroit like when the team was awesome, man? Alive, man. We would go around and shake hands after games to the fans. It was one experience, you know, coming from a kid, you know, I was a girl up here, you know, at the Silver Dome, Barry Sanders.

And then even with Barry, not a lot of winning, you know, so it was awesome. It was awesome to be part of that. No doubt. So I think we've gotten the take on this from Jim Harbaw's perspective. I don't know, we never had Jim Schwartz on, right? No. So you were on that team, the Jim Schwartz, Jim Harbaw,

when they went nipple to nipple. Nipples. Yeah. Right here. And Bob Lang broke it up. Yup, right next to Jim, That's such a weird weiner. It was like you pat me on the back too hard. I'm a patch on the back.

A couple of peacocks out in the barnyard. Yeah, so what happened when you get back to the locker room was Jim Schorz. Ryle just riled up. Riled up and that's the type of coach you want to play for. Yeah, a guy that will go toe to toe with the other head coach. Yeah, I think of myself as when I coach, I have my team's back That's the type of coach you want to play for. A guy that will go toe to toe with the other head coach. And I think of myself as when I coach,

I have my teams back, loyal, and like don't mess with my team. And Jim Schwartz was that way. I really enjoyed playing for Jim. He your favorite coach? Mike Shannon. And Danny Bed. Yeah. Yeah, he was.

He was a team party. It was different. It was a different time. I think my rookie was the last show you allowed alcohol in the plane You'd get you get back from the game and there'd be 10 beers sitting on every seat. Yeah, it was just a different time man Team parties, you know when you made made the team final roster casino night at shenan's mansion Like just stuff like that that just doesn't happen anymore with camera phones and everything else to Joshua J.

I was like a pizza with your friends? No, that's not fair. 45 minutes late for every bus. We're not gonna go there. Come on. I'm just getting over it. Give him some arms. I was like, you're over it.

Give me one, one, one Josh McDaniel story. Man, I just, I don't know if I could find one, man. It's, do your, do your job, maybe, is the worst. It just, because that's a patriot of mantra, you know? I'm not a bad guy. I'm a bad guy. I'm a bad guy. I'm a bad guy. I'm a bad guy. I'm a bad guy. I'm a bad guy. I'm a bad guy. I'm a bad guy.

I'm a bad guy. I'm a bad guy. I'm a bad guy. I'm a bad guy. I'm a bad guy. I'm a bad guy. I'm a bad guy. I'm a bad guy.

I'm a bad guy. I'm a bad guy. I'm a bad guy. I'm a bad guy. I'm a bad guy. I'm a bad guy. I'm a bad guy. I'm a bad guy. I'm a bad guy. I'm a bad guy. were like, oh no, I've seen this before.

Yeah, I mean, but success, right? I mean, they've had success. So at the end of the day, like you want to knock somebody, but they, he had a lot of success. I'm convinced that Bellicic just sends a lot of rings. He sends his assistants out to be head coaches at other teams just to fuck those programs up and then bring them back. He's that far ahead of the game. Yeah, yeah. You ever think of that like like Michael Jordan was he You know the last dance was was Michael Jordan in The moment thinking 10 15 years ahead. Do you think that the people are that smart and that I think he was always Singing head with his shoes and stuff like like like the Nike brand and everything. No, we'll be able to check that I Wouldn't say no one would have passed not bill. Yeah, I wouldn't't put it pass. I would you I'd have to imagine you see Dan Campbell. You're like that's a guy

I'd want to play for right. Oh my gosh. Are you kidding me? He's like just a little more player. Just knows the grind knows knows what it takes. And I've been I've been with him from day one. Like he's going to figure it out. Like the guys are going to play for him. Right. And they're starting to figure it out, man. The team plays hard. I was stupid and thought that he might be losing the team when they started like one in six. But it's clear that he, well, remember when you play locally, Mike Vilenny,

on that 7-1 was dogging him. Yeah. One of them out. And not, you know, it's, Mike Vilenny is, so he's a local Detroit radio guy. And he is so good at his rants that I'll tune in and like for like he'll be Ranting about Michigan State, which I don't care about and I'll watch it That's the sign of someone who's good at their job Tony Tony put me on

He's like you got to listen to this guy. He would go after Harba hard hard hard Just you know I grew up and I'm talking right over my dad and that's all I really this to my whole life So yeah, Valenny early on was you know, and now that how he's realized kind of more calculated, but yeah Early on he had some rants in he yeah, it's a Michigan State guy. Yeah, it's crazy because if you're if you're a good sports talk Radio host you can always smash the fire the head coach button If you ever want to get rating just be the first person to turn on a guy Yeah, the phones will be lit up. Yeah hot is it in here? It's hot. It's hot. Are we going to like take our shirts off?

We've done that before. We're going to show you. I went to the bathroom right there and there's 47 big razors on the ground. Yeah. Yeah. Like what are we doing with the big razors? We're smooth. Yeah. It's the smoothest podcast in the US. No tubes on the boy. We are going to put on the AC in a second. I had one last question for you. Are are going to put on the AC in a second. I had one last question for you. Are you going to coach football at any point?

Good question. You know what? Man, starting to get the edge. Yeah. Why didn't you, when you got out? I was just so tired of football, man. It was over. Like, it was, you know, I just didn't want anything to do

with it. But now that I'm into coaching and really, really enjoying competing again at the high school level, man, I just didn't want anything to do with it. But now that I'm into coaching and really enjoying competing again at the high school level, man, I'm starting to get the itch. I don't know what it would be, but our school, Chelsea High School, won a state championship a couple years ago with a new head coach who I become pretty good friends with, Josh Lucas. Shout out, Josh Lucas. Josh Lucas.

What a dog. What a dog. Dog. Yeah, we're trying to start this quarterback club. Todd Starky. What we're here. My boy's here. Todd Stark. Todd Stark. We're just trying. We're, uh, I'm into it, man. My daughter's date. No, uh, white receiver. Dog shout out Jimmy Shikatano. Shout out, uh, Jimmy Shikatano.

Shout out, uh, junior white receiver. Shout out your daughter's boy. Yeah. I like that. Like, as a dad, you're letting it all get out of him, you know It's been fun like going to praxis and and watching these because you see you see stuff differently Right, are you doing like the the prom picture where you're staying next to him holding a loaded shotgun? No, I'm not that dude. I'm not that dad because I I experienced those dads Yeah, no, no, no, you should do you should get your start coaching football coaching the girls Do you guys have like a powder puff game? We do coach the powder puff team. Yeah We have they asked you though. I'm sure they've asked you like hey

You want to ask a few questions here and there about but they're there all they have the boys high schoolers coach the girls in the But what no, I'm saying the the football coach has he asked you to come out and not directly. He has not directly asked me Josh Lucas. Yeah, so that's a mistake. Why don't you ask? We're gonna put the pressure on Tony's ready Just I think it's like it's actually unbelievable. I haven't been asked but that's a whole other That's a whole other topic for another day Coach Lucas I'm asking my friend Tony Schuffler likes you as more than a friend. He likes you as a coach Do you like him? Check. Yes Tony a fucking call right?

Yeah, so the answer long answer is I think I'm almost there to where I want to get back into the game It's and Dan came will told you. It's the greatest game. Yeah greatest team game It has it all man. It has it all and I don't forget anything now. I just ever enjoyed my time in the NFL. And I mean, guys like you and doing stuff like this like this. This is unbelievable, man. That's what lives all about. Keep going. You're driveway day to day. Dude, why? Why do you do that? Listen, listen, now's the time. Listen one time I thought really bad was when you were, when you got cut by the lines,

then you were still a couple teams poked around and you said you got picked up, I think it was actually in Washington, right? You got picked up by like one of the, you know, assistance on the team from the airport and he was like driving you and was like, hey, I saw you versus Big Cat and Dave and you're like,

God damn it, I got out of here. I don't know how you remember that. I mean, maybe last time. At some point, there needs something needs to happen. We should do it. Reza being a sequel, something you don't want that high low offense. And we need Hank running the camera. Just like it was.

Yeah, one camera. I know he's not Hank's all big time now, and he doesn't touch cameras or anything. But we need to run it back. We need your kids to awkwardly come in at one point, hurt, shuffle them into the house, being like, dad, he's getting his ass hooked by two bloggers. What's your strategy going back to that side?

You got to switch something up. I just more ball pressure, I think. I let him high low me, and I just didn't pick a side. Uh-huh. And we get into a fair set of rules to start the game. There's more ball pressure I think. I let him high low me and I just didn't pick a side. I think, and we get need to do a fair set of rules to start the game. Dave's never shown up. How many timeouts are allowed? Unlimited.

There's a lot of things that need to be discussed beforehand, and I don't know if Dave would like to go down that road again. It's very sick and tired of talking about it. It's pretty funny. He's like, big cat and Dave keep running up the score and you bring it up, spike in the football. It was a two on one basketball. Yeah, and we carried one.

And I had a big lead. As you'll read in the Wikipedia, if you go to my career, it's the last thing. Yeah, you know, Tony Schoeller had a big lead. Del Curry. Yes, I was one of the greatest shooting, it says, expedition. I believe the word exhibition.

I was actually reading that earlier. It does sound like something Trump would write about a basketball game that he won. Dave wouldn't have enrolled it. Yeah, let's see. It is. So it's a thing that I'm, you know, how many times can you do a PMT

and talk about the same basketball game? I know it's a, I know it's a, a legendary video. A legendary infinity. I could do it if it's a me. A legendary video. Personally, I'm infinity. I could do it. There's a lot of quotes in there. If you watch it again, it is a quintessential old barstool video. Bad days. Yeah, skinny.

Yeah, I was skinny to the day. The day V.C. Yeah. It's people like, oh, I miss that part. So it's like, we literally just called you. I was like, hey, we're in town. You want to like do something and we just showed up to your house and Hank had one camera.

We just started playing two on one early. Okay, we're really, but if you're having a bad day, turn that on and watch Dave's jumps. On September 28th, 2013, Schaeffler competed in a two on one basketball game versus Dave Portinoid and Daniel Big Cat cats of Barsal sports. Despite Schaeffler having a big lead the entire game port noise hot shooting earn the bar still bloggers a comeback eleven to ten victory famous in the a father that's disrespectful famous in the father delkery would later say it was the greatest shooting expedition he's ever seen

after the loss and i rate sheffler refused to shake hands and was last seen puntingting the basketball into a dense forest There was a lot in between that I didn't agree with that is my point is it wasn't that intensive before yes, and Yeah, we'll come up with something new but it's always great to have you on Yeah, we're to the point where it's it's soggy in this yeah, yeah, let's cut the Tony I'm gonna say Hall of Fame guests not Mount Rush for Hall of Fame Yeah, Hall of Fame guest Just separate subcats. Yeah, yeah, first ballot. Yeah, you're first. You're a first inducted is a whole thing I don't deserve it. Yeah, yeah, okay fine. We'll take it back

I don't even have a year the best Tony Zhevler, you're the best. Cheers boys. OK, time for an interview with Brandon Bean and shout out to Body Armor. Body Armor Sports Drink helps us stay hydrated throughout our interviews with the biggest guests in the world. Spacked with electrolytes and no artificial sweeteners, flavors or dyes, Body Armor Sports Drink hydrates today's athletes during competition and more importantly us during interviews. Buy some body armor today on Amazon. I love body armor. Strawberry banana, great flavor. The peach mango, great flavor. The waters. The waters hit different. Check out body armor.

Buy some today on Amazon. And now here's Brandon Bean. Okay, we now welcome on recurring guest, general manager for the Buffalo Bills and his Brandon Bean, not Billy Bean's brother, even though how often do you get that? You know, it's funny, it's been a while, but the other day somebody asked me that. Yeah. I was like, no, no, no, I thought I squashed that rumor

for a few years ago. Yeah. I mean, but it's, you know, general manager, general manager, you'd be like, oh, those guys must know each other. Yeah, well, we were trying to figure out what, because apparently he's not a GM anymore. Did he change roles or something?

I don't, yeah, I think he's something else with the AC's like elevated where he has to do less work but still gets a set. What was it gets paid with? Yeah, right. Right, so we're here at Bill's camp. I guess first question is how are we feeling from a GM perspective going into the season?

It must be, is this a weird feeling when camp starts where you're like, well, I've done my job. Now they got to play. Yeah, you know, it is, well, the other part of it is you can't watch film like you're always once game start, you kind of start to evaluate in other players. All right. It's this guy worth claiming. Is this guy worth swapping a player for like right now there's no film.

So you're just watching your 90 guys and you know, you're really just there, you know, talking to the coaches and then is this guy learning the playbook? Is this guy not? Do we need to swap them out? And of course, injuries, you know, that kind of thing. But other than that, just kind of see how this team starts forming here. Yeah, love to get your take on the running back discussion that's going on right now where it seems like, I mean, it is the truth that the way that running backs are using the NFL

compared to the salaries compared to when they drop off statistically, if you look from like a historical perspective, the way that they're kind of being underpaid right now, it kind of goes along with how the game is going right now. But at the same time, it's like, if you're running back that sucks, really sucks. But from your perspective as a GM, how do you approach looking at the running back position?

Well, you do have to be smart with your money and if you're paying, in our case, Josh Allen, there's only so much to go around. And it's such a passing league. Yes, you would love to have some of these big name guys and my last draft in Carolina, we had McCaffrey and he's making big bucks, but you look at what Christian can do. He's a dual weapon. You can line him up in the backfield, you can split him out, he's a return, he just brings so many different

elements. I think the backs that bring that true three down versatility that you're going to use them as much throwing in the ball as you are hand them. Those are the guys that are going to get paid, you know, probably going forward. Yeah. Yeah. That makes sense. So, um, this is a dumb question. When you put together the roster, you know injuries happen. But do you ever say to yourself, what if we don't get injured? Cause I say that to myself for all the teams I root for. I'm like, what if there are just no injuries this year? I'll take that. Yeah. Do you ever, where do I find out? You're safe and say like, like, what if there are just no injuries this year? I'll take that. Yeah. Do you ever, where do I sign up? You're so often to say like, well, what if we just don't get injured? Well, you, you like that because it could potentially give you some assets at the end.

You know, you're not having your, your depth has stayed there throughout camp. And now you're not going to be able to keep, you know, if you feel you got four or five guys competing for that last couple of spots, maybe you trade a guy for a six round pick, fifth round pick, something like that. Yeah, I read it definitely. I wouldn't plan well for injuries. No, you just hold like, we'll just don't get injured. Our strategy would be hope.

Yeah, yeah. Like we make the best roster possible and be like, turn injuries off. We're good to go. Mad and run. No injuries. No penalties. Yeah.

Do you ever play Madden? Do you ever act as like a GMO? Madden just to test things out. I don't do the GM, but my boys, they both do, I get to in college and they're they do all that stuff. And I'm like, turn the penalties off, turn the injuries off. Yeah. Yes. I want to go to because in here, I can't do that. So if we're going to be in fake world, let me let's do it that way. Yeah. Yeah. I read that you were

interim GM at one point in Carolina. That sounds like the best job ever. What do you do as an interim general manager? I don't know. I still got my ass ripped. So it was about three weeks in. So it didn't take long. But you know, you're just that was what we were there. You know, Marty Herney had been fired. We had 10 weeks left.

We started one and five, I think. And so you're just trying to now you're working for the head coach. Now you're working with the head coach. And then you still now have these owner conversations after games that know me you're never in them. It was the first time I got to Carolina in 1998. The first time I walked in Jerry Rich's office was he had just fired Marty Herney and he pulls me in there. And honestly, I thought he was about to tell me you're you're getting fired too. But he's like, now you're going to be the interim GM. So it, I thought he was about to tell me, you're getting fired too, but he's like, no, you're gonna be the interim GM. So it was kind of, it was a while, 10 weeks,

but enjoyed it a lot. They probably won't let you do too much damage to a roster as an interim guy, right? I think I swapped a kicker out. Yeah. We found, just show some busy work. Yeah. But we actually, we found Mario Addison,

who did well on the league, but the rosters are set. You're not able to do a lot. Yeah. Is there a moment when you're getting ready for the draft where you're sitting in these war rooms, who did well on the league, but the rosters are set. You're not able to do a lot. Is there a moment when you're getting ready for the draft where you're sitting in these war rooms, you're watching all this tape where you just have to tell everyone like,

hey, we're thinking too much about this. Like how do you find that balance of watching too much tape, pouring over every detail, and then also just saying, hey guys, let's just, let's find the guy that we think fits the best here. Yeah, well, the way we can do it is we can set a deadline. So our board the Thursday before the draft is pretty much set, you know, at that point, there may be a few final conversations with ownership with Sean. We may sit here and just say, and at that point, the boards really

set. It's more, all right, if we were on the clock, we start doing the scenarios, but you start messing with your board, the work you've been working all fall. I mean, we're already working on this next year's draft. If you don't know a week ahead what you're doing and how your board's ranked, you probably did something wrong along the way. Right, I do watch draft day getting ready for it.

That's what I would know. It was funny, I had never seen that till a couple of years ago, is actually, it wasn't a, you know, for a Hollywood movie, it wasn't bad. Yeah, was it at all a fair representation of what you do? I think there were some parts of it, but it was still Hollywood, you know,

how he pulled that whole trade off and all that. I can't say, yeah. Yeah. Do you do anything in talent evaluation, like calling, finding out how many guys went to this guyies birthday party? No, none of that. Haven't gone that far. Maybe I should.

Yes. Yes. Another dumb thing that I would do as a GM, I'm wondering your take on this. Has there ever been a moment where one of your scouts stood on a table and was like, this is the guy and you trusted him and it ended up not being the guy. I would give him shit every single day for the rest of my life. Well, I've never actually had him stand on the table, but there's been some guys that have stood up and I will ask them, all right. So when we go down there and we turn the pick in,

if this guy's got some, are you gonna walk down there with me and take the shit, I'm gonna take, you know, for drafting this guy, whether it's a guy who's had some shit in his background or, you know, he's a great player, but injuries. We're gonna have to manage him or, yeah drafting this guy, whether it's a guy who's, who's had some shit in his background or, you know, he's a great player, but injuries. Yeah. We're gonna have to manage him or, yeah, this guy never, never called a touchdown, never, never made a whole season

healthy. There's a lot of different scenarios you got, you know, because you want scouts to be, you know, fired up about a guy that, you know, in their area, but same time it's easy. If you don't have to be the guy that's got to actually answer the question. Yeah, I would just be, I would go up to the scout every day and just whisper in his ear the guy's name and just like make his life torture.

Probably not the best like, you know, way to have like a team work together, but I wouldn't be able to forget it. It's like someone gives me a bad gambling pick and for I just, I bring it up constantly. There's a lot of ball busting, especially two, three years down the line. And it's both ways. Maybe, you know, I take it too. Maybe I should have valued a guy higher than that we didn't put on the board as high as they wanted. Yeah.

It's given. Take it. We have open form. They can rip me the same way and rip them. What's your favorite pick? You know, I mean, be hard to go against 17. Yeah. We stood on the table for Josh Allen.

Yeah, we did. Did you see Josh Allen before? Did you see the website. Yeah, we did. Did you did you see draft draft Josh Allen before? Do you see the website? No, I did not. Okay. I did not. I heard about it. Let's do that question again. Yeah. Did you see the website draft Josh Allen? Yes, I love it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, and that was probably the reason we took them. Were you surprised at his progression? Because a lot of times you see it's tough to become an accurate, a more accurate passer after you get to the NFL. Like a lot of quarterbacks, it's like what you see in college

as far as whether or not you have that accuracy, that's kind of what you're gonna get. And then Josh just kind of became a superstar. Josh was playing at Wyoming against some team. The thing that really bugged me was, if you graded every throw that he did, if the guy dropped it, we didn't count it, we created our own percentage with him, or listen,

if two guys are barreling down on him, he got out of there and he threw the ball away, then we're not gonna count that against him, that's actually a positive. So it's one of those things where ultimately, we came up with our own percentage and that's how we compared his numbers. And again, same thing is,

there's a lot of things that we thought watching his game at Wyoming that we could get correct. So what are the commanders gonna give you back for the trade of Josh Allen that you were talking about earlier? Oh, Josh, hey, how's it going? Josh just wanted to come in. No, I had a follow up for that. That's pretty cool.

So you found a way to make the Iowa game good. Yeah, there was a lot good in the Iowa game. Josh, that was a tough one. Well, actually early in the game, two guys come bare on, he steps up, guys run a post pattern, wide opening, then don't hit him off the chest. I mean, he was playing with a lot of guys like us

out there versus I maybe like you. Yeah, I got good. I would have thought you guys are like that. It sticks to you like little so typical Josh guys aren't making place. Sometimes you're gonna try to do a little too much. That's that's where the interceptions happen later in that game. Yeah, and it's tough I'm sure, jumped off too, because he's the ass kicked in some of those games. He did, that one, I think, we played Oregon, that year, same thing. Yeah. So it's, again, it's your, a guy winning a guy at Wyoming, a guy at Oklahoma,

a guy at Oklahoma State, a guy at Louisville. I mean, there was all over the map and whereas pro tape is much easier to evaluate versus all the guys are playing with it, again, a smaller school of Wyoming. On his pro day when he hit that cross platform deep ball were you like fuck why do you do that now everybody else knows. No the throw that I was most mad at was in his bowl game because he had said I was at

the game at Air Force that he got hurt on a bonehead play that I busted his balls about a few times but because he called the play not the coach, I was ripping the coach when I was there. But I thought I was hoping they would keep him out the rest of the season. Well, he comes back versus Central Michigan, and he actually almost threw the same pass to against Denver here a couple of years ago, but he rips one, it was like a bang-aid

or something down the middle of the field, and it was just like a seed. And I wasn't at the game but I'm watching it and I'm going Jesus, like why are you doing this? Like just sit out, you know, we like you. Yeah, you know what I'm gonna do? You're gonna be okay. Yeah, when you first saw him in shorts,

talk to me about that moment. Well he was, the first time we met him was at Senior Bowl and he was actually, he was like scared, he was trying to impress us, he wasn't the Josh that you guys have gotten to know. He was a little uptight. We busted his chops a little bit about it. Yeah, but it looks good. He looked good on the hook.

Yeah, very, very good. So I'm curious from a GM perspective, because we've talked to a lot of different scouts about Ohio State's practice facility. And whether or not they actually have, because we had a similar idea not too long ago where they run the 40 yard dash their yard lines might be closer together than one yard so their guys are faster. Do you get out, do you measure with the tape measure

every time you see somebody run a 40 yard guy? No, I'm worried more about their place speed anyway to be honest with you. Yeah, I mean, the in the most these guys that matter running at the combine anyway and again, if some guy you see him run four, three, eight there, but you're watching film and you're going, this guy's four, five all day long, like you're not like changing their grade going, oh, man, we got to move this guy. Can you tell just by watching? Yeah. You can just, you, you see, put on the tape and you're like, yeah, that's, that's not,

he's not four three. Yeah, we sit there and say, this guy is game speed is, you know, four, four, seven, four, four, seven, four, four, eight, something like that. Mm-hmm. You know, we still want to time him and see what it is, see what it looks like and go back and watch it and make sure, all right, or have him run it again. Yeah.

Now, game speed matters the most. All right, I have one last question. This has been awesome. You're recurring guests. This is your second time on Brandon Bean. Robac question, rhoback.com use promo code take 20% off your first purchase, QZips, Polo's hoodies, joggers, shorts, all that. Robac.com promo code take.

What's your go-to question at the combat? Do you do the cat dog? Do you do? What's the one that you use to try to see how the guys react? We don't, honestly, it's my biggest question. It's easy is, you know, why, if you're a underclassman, why'd you come out early?

And if you, if you're a senior, why'd you wait to a senior, why didn't you come out early? See, you're getting them both ways. You're trying to flip them both. Yeah, I like that. I like that. What about a meal? You ever judge a guy on his meal?

I'm always watching, if we eat, but there's no one. There was only one, actually, there was one of the quarterbacks. Joe Shane would know this, that we had a meal with back in 2018, and the way he cut his steak, it was kinda interesting, like he had his whole thing, and it was like,

not fluid. Yeah, it was very barbaric. I went to seeing Elmo's in 2015 and we sat in the Peyton Manning Room and I asked them what Andrew Luck orders and they said chicken and it was that moment I knew he was going to retire early. I did. I swear to God, that's a true story. Hank can attest to it. Although, yeah, it's big. If a guy's ordering chicken at a steakhouse, he's probably done. It's different. Yeah, it's just different. Well, I'm poor not letting Josh order any chicken. No chicken. No hell no No chicken. Um well Brandon. Thanks so much. Appreciate you listening to the show. I shout out your sons or fans big. They're the best. Yeah. Yeah

Yeah, what do? Oh, yeah, give it to us. Yeah. Yeah, my my older one. He I you go in his room and he's asleep and you guys are like playing. Oh, that's scary Yeah, that means we're raising a more than you. Yeah, I know that's why it's right. It is scary Our dumb takes are seep into his brain. It's a lot. It's a lot of like it comes on and you guys are playing like How did you turn? He's a nurse? It comes on. I have a play. I like that. That's a rider diet W. First thing in the morning. Yeah, he's always' my balls. Why aren't you ever on this show? Why are you on that show? Here he is. It's honestly probably smart that you don't listen to us.

Yeah. We would give you a word that he raised in him. No, I know. Listen, we have this. He's gonna be a terrible general manager. There's like a whole group of young kids who we're gonna be their idols.

That's a scary world for America. That's a problem. There's a lot of things scary about America. That's a big one though. We're gonna be like, they're gonna do studies in 20 years. This is your brain on PMT. Any of you guys that woke up to this, you're the new leaders of our country.

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download the game time app or go to the website, then you enter your email and redeem code PMT 20 bucks off. Okay, it is Mount Rushmore time. We're pre-taping the three Mount Rushmore's this week Because we will be on the road bar still 20th anniversary in Boston on Wednesday. Jake is not attending so he will we we had to do it So that Jake can be a part of the Mount Rushmore Because it is a tight race. So this is for including me. Of course.

I don't want to miss a full week of shows. Yeah, I didn't want to be involved. There's nothing worse, Jake. I know. I don't like it. So I'm a little bit involved. Okay, so next up we're going to do the Mount Rushmore of Trilogies. Mount Rushmore of Trilogies. This was Henry's pick for Mount Rushmore.

I like it. Yeah, no, I do too. And Fig and Off, Hank and Max out of the floor. Wait, what? This is Wednesday's show. Oh, never mind. Shh, this guy. Is it us first?

Big count PFTJ. They just went first. I know, I was not scrolling correctly. Damn, geez. And I thought I would be like, I'm fitting enough, like, shut up, Jake. That's it. I think before you speak.

All right, trilogies. This is gonna be tough. Yeah, should we go with that? Eight that I did it's pretty good. Okay, so it's a controversial pick because of what's happened since but but separate the art from the artist right and Understand that these are maybe the three like pound for pound best albums out there and everyone still those songs just go so so hard. It is Kanye West College dropout late registration graduation. They call it the college trilogy. Yes, it is called Trinity. So what's the official title? I call it college. You can just put Connie West and then put the three album names. It is, I mean, again, has said some things since, but if you put any of those songs on,

it's instant college. College dropout is maybe my favorite rap album of all time. It's, it's just classics. That's a great pick. I didn't think you guys were going to go one one, but it's, it's, it's, it's, it's you have it alpha. Yeah, of course you had it Omega step Hey, hey step Gangsters walk see we know it's gonna talk we know the all the words. Oh, Hickey know that boy is Good stuff cousin I Disso Val what Kanye, well, this is Early 2000 we just about Kanye as well. In terms of his recent comments.

The art stands. It is, it sounds like you never listen to it. Probably not. Yeah. OJ had some great seasons with the bills. He ran for like an hour. And the Niners 2000 artists. He wasn't artist.

Wasn't he just his art stand? No. No, he, because it sucked. Yeah. It wasn't that good. If he was like, if he was a fucking Rembrandt out there. Picasso. Well, he probably would have just been an artist

Okay Don't you know that that's a good pin that's a great pick Sure will be controversial. That's fine. I think people every that Those albums played non-stop for those like that 10-year stretch. It's crazy. All right, who's up next? We are. Okay. We're gonna go with the Dark Knight trilogy. Okay. We had that too.

Yeah. Good pick. Good pick. Hank. Max. Uh oh, they're texting each other. Why don't you just say it out loud because you guys don't do the number system.

I'd say the number system is better on the podcast than other silence. Yeah, then just texting and waiting for a text back while he's sitting right there. Oh, we're gonna go Godfather. Oh, Godfather three. Oh, Godfather three. Oh, yeah, you know, you fucked up.

Hand knows you fucked up. Oh, Godfather three. Don't let him do this. Don't let him do this. No, hand knows. Oh You know you fucked up. Hank knows he fucked up I'm gonna do this don't let him do this. No, I know Because one and two are so good and two are great the trilogy is very just say the godfather three doesn't exist It's like they try to make it so it's not a trilogy. No, no, Hank don't No, it's right. This is like when I draft a touchback as the best single You you know immediately when the pick is bad. No, I respect what Hank's doing. No, no.

Don't listen to Matt. We're being honest. That wasn't on my list. Simply because of Godfather's three. But the series in itself is an unreal trilogy. But it's a true, yeah. It's a true great film. The third and they did it.

And it was bad. It was bad. Godfather wanted to, if you ranked, if you took took the best it's the best sequel of all time, but it is a trilogy then synced with it itself. That's not that is incorrect. No, it's a sequel. You look at what they thought I was out I That's one of the most memorable match of all time. What movie is that from Twitter? Twitter, no, no, no. That's just your brain is Twitter.

What are you guys gonna start calling it X? Yeah, because I get paid when you guys are gonna start calling it X. When you get started getting paid, when you get started calling it X, I'm not verified on every part of that. Actually, guess what? I think that just when I thought I was out there pulling back is probably more well known from the sopranos quoting. True, Silvio. Then it is from the sopranos. Yeah, quoting. True. Silvia.

Then it is from the guy that's mocking it. Max, true or false, people pretend Godfather 3 doesn't exist. People also say that it is the greatest series of movies of all time. Sequel, yes. It's the greatest series of movies of all time. Okay. You love anything in second place. That was crazy.

Yeah, Godfather Park. All right, Max, you say the next one. Do you disagree with me on this? I don't, I'm a little riled. Uh Lord of the Rings. Good pick. Good pick. Good pick. Good pick. Godfather Trills. He's gonna look bad on the graphic. No it's not first pick. Yeah as a first pick. Yeah you get it's not like it's hiding in this place. No he doesn't. That's your one. He's literally doing that. Don't don't. I think the Godfather looks good though. Yes, the Godfather does look good.

And just when we thought they pulled me back in all time classic, what's it from? They hit Twitter. X. They made me they didn't like the Mike Green double bag. They didn't like Teddy fucking. That was crazy that that was the double bang was was the Mike brain double bang. They didn't like titty fucking. That was crazy that the double bang was a double bang regular season. Yeah, but it's a great. That was what I was disappointed in.

Regular season. Everyone max even said he said we should have done a little brown rail and three, but that that at a principle, even though I did pick LeBron, that was the worst. You don't have principle. You pick LeBron. No, that was the worst non-boss and team involved sporty event I've ever watched I was on the floor like shaking I was so mad so sad okay

Jake and Billy We are gonna go with the original Star Wars trilogy. Okay, I've never seen it. Episode 670. And the music? Nope. Four, five, six. Is that what we're looking for? What? I'm not a pop culture guy. Like, I've also heard it.

You haven't even gotten any sound. I probably couldn't do four trilogies on here that I've seen. Okay. I've also not seen the Star Wars movies. I've seen, I think most of the last one. Yeah. With episode six, is that what they call it? Yeah. See most of that. Turn the Jedi out. I think I've said this on the show, but growing six. Is that what they call it? Yeah most of that turn of the Jedi

I think I said this on the show but growing up I had them on VHS and they were the three longest movies that I own So whenever my parents would be like you can watch movie before bed. That's genius. I always watch Star Wars So I've seen those three movies Hundreds of times and episode one which I thought was good till I got old Phantom menace side note the show bla the show blaze, they throw in random 45 episode 45 minute episodes. That fucks me up for that exact reason. My son's like one more and I'll press play and I think it's 20 minutes. It's 45. Yeah. Fucking brutal. Uh, okay.

PFT. I said we go either two, three. Yep. two. I like to we have two pets. Okay, you have two pets go Ali Frazier Ali Frazier The the pinnacle of boxing trilogies Ali Frazier. Mm-hmm. What do you think about that? I like it. Okay, and now what do we go with her second one? You know like you know, okay? Thanks got nothing for us. Ollie Freider is a good pick though. Thank you. I like seven, 10. Shut up.

Four, seven, 10. I think we have seven. Okay. Toy Story trilogy. They just made it first. There's a fourth. Bang. Okay, so then we have to do another pick.

Great. Is it come out? Yeah. Yeah's 2019. There's our list originally, okay Well, you guys don't know ball. Yeah, I haven't seen torsory forum. Sorry The first three were awesome It was fine three was really really good. Yeah, they didn't let up. It's kind of the reverse godfather for actually I saw for it was terrible. I didn't see it. That's why They should make people say that they don't need a count of fourth. We're story for as a 97% on rock No, I saw I mean the grand today was like I was a fully grown adult, but it was not three was great Yeah, it was fine. If not bad

Although every single animated movie has like a 98. Yeah, I wonder what we do now, PFT. Shit, I didn't know they made a fourth. We can go 10. Yeah, let's go 10. Say it. Mighty Ducks. Mighty Ducks, truly. The pick.

Yeah. Black. Black. Yeah, it is. Black. They evolved it. Oh, three sucked. Three, they go to the private school. Yeah, three was worse than they

won like the world champion. Yeah, and they had to go to high school and they suck. It made no sense. No, they were young. They won the fuck under 14 world championship. That's made it rock. You said that's hockey players in the world, but that one school. School. Yeah. Yeah. You don't know ball. You don't know puck. Can't you know, puck and can not fuck my father three is better than money ducks three No, yeah look at those wrong tomatoes. Okay. Yeah, let's let's R T off Okay, we are gonna go boxing with a It's our turn. Oh, sorry Jake doesn't know boxing either Sorry, Jake doesn't know boxing either.

It's Jake's pick. It's a Jake and Bill are Jake and Bill. Oh yeah. Okay. Next, I don't think we have a fourth pick. This is your category, eh? You picked this! I just thought it was cool. I think you were recommended this last week, too.

Oh, like, I know. I've been pushing Trillage, he's on his first months. I like it. I don't know. I guess I didn't. I didn't think you anyone's gonna pick Star Wars because no need fuckers have watched it. All right, our next pick is going to be back to the future. Okay.

The same movie three times. Three times. Yeah. What is the same movie three times? Back to the future is an incredible trilogy. I actually just saw the Broadway show in New York last one. It's brand new highly recommend. Okay. Okay. Yeah, Doc Brown Back to the future. Yeah, the Delorean. Yes This great because we're basically just talking about a bunch of things that we haven't consumed

I really know what I've a lot I saw the first one. Yeah, I was, I was right about let me know what to say. I have a lot of that I can walk. I saw the first one. Yeah. I think I saw the second one. I like, I definitely didn't see a third one. I like how people just always watch them all once, once they do like, photo shops of the day that they come back in time too.

Yeah. And you can just make that any day. I think the sports center does that a lot. Yeah. All right. Hank, two picks, but you might not have two. We're gonna go, I mean, one match to set me is so wait You only came up with a trilogy of trilogies

Should we do three rounds in honor of Mount Trashmore The I think it's the greatest sporting documentary or one of my top top five top three I had to think I mean that's it that was a little bit I was I was this pick Yeah, number one, but it's it's the best boxing document I've ever seen Gatty Ward okay, but it was actually a trilogy. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, I thought you were saying the document No, but if you watch it's on HBO. It's it's it's if you haven't watched it, you shouldn't about the galley. We had no list. Head body. Head body. It's not you. Not you. Not you. Yeah, we had it on

our list, but it's truly like they these guys were fighting and they were basically killing each other for 11 rounds straight. It's great. It's the craziest box. I have ever witnessed. No, they got to work fights. Hey, hey, he's just thinking about the fights through the lens of this one documentary that he likes. It watched a documentary tonight. You'll be ready to run through a brick wall. I might just watch the fight. That's what I was talking about. I just don't know where we're going here.

Oh, you got it. You got this. Fuck. This is titty fucking all over again. I just don't think it makes any sense. Nah, you cook. Uh, the Holy Trinity. Oh. Oh, there cook. The Holy Trinity. Holy spirit.

No, it's just concurrently, right? Yeah, I don't know if that's yeah, it doesn't you guys did the you guys the college Trinity. We did the Holy Trinity. Yeah, I saw the so I saw the college Trinity and I was like, can I just go father? The Kanye West, that's called the college Trinity. Okay. We are chosen the Holy Trinity. They all happen at the same time. It's the I sent the definition of what Trinity is. How about the you keep saying Trinity trilogy? How about the trilogy of Philadelphia Eagles in FC championship losses in a row? Yeah, mid-2000s. That would have been a good good one too a group or series of three related things. Okay

Father son Holy Spirit. That's a good pick. All right. Thank you Fuck yeah great great scramble pick by match Just you heard the word Trinity. You're like, let's go. Yeah, okay. Yeah world wars just wait All right Our final pick is going to be Spider-Man. Toby McGuire Spider-Man move. Okay. The upside down kiss.

Yeah, the upside down kiss. And then when, what's his, I don't forget his name, but James Franco's character, he turns it to a bad guy. Yeah, it's old. Have you seen the Broadway play? I did. Didn't somebody, I think someone do highly recommend? No, I mean, it's not.

Someone like died, right? I think so. Yeah, wild. Wow, it was like a, by web, it was like the WWE fall into the turnbuckle thing. Yeah, so those are, that's a great trilogy. Okay, great Trinity. All right, last pick, what should we do, PFT?

We go the last one on our list, That's a good one. Mm-hmm. Also, I think that's two four five six then That's that's three that's trilogy numbers Okay, man. I don't know what we pick we have so many What do you guys want us to pick? 456, you pick. Five. You know, you fucked up. Okay.

Let me see what five is. They're gonna say either way, Hank. No, pitch perfect. Mm-hmm. It's a great, that's great. Anakin, good. Are you serious? What are you saying about pitch perfect?

I can't tell if he's mad about my text that I just said. No, no, I'm not. That's fine, we're good. What do you is on my pitch perfect? Can't you know these mad about my text that I just said? No, no, I'm not. That's fine, we're good. What do you guys say about pitch perfect? I've seen all three. Your guys logic is so you can't get as mad as we did about the godfather and then pick like shitty fucking thing.

It's perfect two and three. We're terrible. No, they weren't. Pitch perfect one. Which one was the German? Yeah, they went overseas. Which one was the German? Steven, no.

Which one was the German? I haven't even seen three. That movie was good. I don't know which one it was. Was Satchel let down. All right. Pitch Berger won fantastic. So maybe I saw it.

I haven't seen the third one, but the first two were good. Mrs. I thought we were gonna go Jay Z. Blueprint. Or Bird Magic Finals. Oh yeah. I was going to go with the second three-peat of the Bulls. Yeah. Although it was like six.

That's the six-G. So it's not really a trilogy. No, it's like Star Wars. There's six Star Wars, but he picked the first trilogy. Yeah, I guess for a second. He's thinking it is more of an MG. Was it a six-peat? Yeah, but he was putting his, when he more of like an MG did it do was it a six feet? Yeah, but he was putting his when he when he won he would be like five six like he wasn't saying one two three again

But it's a three-peat right therefore a trilogy would have been if they won another three-peat A trilogy of trilogies, okay Awesome powers Good, yeah, I don't you can't pick that you could A trilogy of trilogies. Okay. Awesome powers. Good. Yeah, I don't know. You can't pick that you couldn't even. If that was the case, then we would have been able to pick Toy Story. No, because it was 4.5.6.

But they didn't, they haven't come out with 4. They haven't come out with, but when they won the 4th, that was the 4th. It was the 1st of the 2nd 3rd. But it was the 4th. It was the 1st of second three. But it was the fourth. It was the first of the second three. So could you just say like the first three movies of Harry Potter? What?

Under Hank's rules, yeah. Well, that would then Jake Star Wars rules don't count. Yeah. Jake Star Wars isn't a penalty. Yeah, another good one. The three. Jake picked a trilogy of a series of movies where there's eight.

I didn't know that. I don't know. Star Wars guy. Same. They have eight. There's eight Star Wars. So you just Googled it and picked it but there were like that and memes There were like 25 years in between them. There was a lot of years in between Oh, too. What about?

Time is relative same guy Was it the same actors in the Star Wars Lucas, but was the same actors? Yeah, Mark Hamilton's in them. Okay We missed out on a couple matrix, right? That was a good socks. Yeah, cars was matrix socks. No again pitch perfect matrix one fantastic two three terrible cars Was the other one but cars two was weird Of the three pitching changes that the Astros used in the world series No, hitter. We, we should've done that. Yeah. Fuck.

Yeah. Bad boys. Any others? Nicky Gun. Nicky Gun. Bad news bears, the original ones. Bad news bears. There's three of those.

I had no idea that there's three of those. There's the original one. There's the one where they go to the Astro Dome and then I think they go to Japan. Hangover. That sounds like a terrible truth. Hangover. It would have been a bad pet.

The Blade trilogy. The hangover movies were actually all pretty funny. Yeah, I mean it was the same thing, but it was like they did a good job with. That's one of those really the first is such a classic. It's like I like the pirate. Pirates. Pirates. Pirates.

Pirates and slap transformers for the bunch. Like a huge revenge. Yeah. Actually, were there four pirates? I think there's a bunch of pirates. I think there were four pirates. Yeah. Actually, were there four pilots? I think there were a bunch of pirates. I think there were four pirates. I think what we learned here is, Trillet G's low key sock. I think we just learned that.

That was a struggle to get that stuff. For the father son Holy Ghost. Shout out God. And Kanye. I have a lot to watch. You're not gonna watch anything. This is gonna be a real holy war for this. Yeah. Yeah, that's true.

Kind of box ourselves in. Kanye vs. God. Okay, good amount of rush for him. Actually, no, not a good amount of rush for him. I tried. Okay, let's wrap up the show with some FAQs. It is weird being back to New York. Don't miss it.

I was walking around my neighborhood today. I was walking around the West Village and I was like, you know, this place is pretty cool. I could see myself living here. I really enjoyed it. You know, once you step away from it for a while, you come back, but then I got into Midtown. I was like, New York sucks ass.

We also coming back here is weird because I got a peek into our old studio and everyone probably isn't surprised here. This pavilion is completely trashed and taken it over. That's interesting because I was talking to Billy yesterday and he said, okay, I got to get going because I need to clean up the studio before you guys get back. So it sounds like he didn't do that. No, no, no, no. I peaked in.

He put a piece of paper on the door that said Billy's office. I ripped that off at a principal and then I looked in and it was like, I thought I was hoarder. It's been like three weeks. So I talked to Billy about it a little bit because I was I wasn't mad I was disappointed and He said that every other studio that just want to throw something out through it into our studio. Yeah, right So that's the best lie ever. Well, I big yet you'll never believe this

But it was everybody's fault except for Billy I was in there today with Billy and someone else who is helping with you know Designing our new office, we were talking about things that we're gonna bring and things we should get into our new studio. I feel like I'm gonna need to go. And- Need to be brought.

Why cause you lost your key and you have cash in there? No, I have like all like old phones and she, a bunch of shit I just didn't wanna throw out. Your burners? You lose your keys. No. Why? I'm just sad.

No, I- I don't you just bring the phones. I Didn't want to I didn't want to do the act of cleaning out my file cabinet So I said just bring the whole file cabinet and then when I bring it to Chicago, I'll never open it again But I know it's safe. So we're in there earlier nothing in their value actually and I was talking about how Messy it was and I think I said to Billy, like, you clean this, as in like, he will, you have to clean this. And he thought I said, oh, you clean this. And he's like, yeah, I did, thank you.

And I was like, wait, wait, wait, wait. This is, this is after you clean. He's like, yeah, yeah, I cleaned it up earlier. And I was like, Billy, this is disgusting. Like this is the worst time it ever was. Oh, man. That was a funny little interaction. He did this pretty bad reaction. And so I was giving him shit about it. And he was like, is the worst that it ever was oh man That was a funny It's always give him shit about it and he's like well, no, it's not actually anything that I put in here or didn't clean out like just like Probably overnight everybody else just trashed it. Oh, oh, I was like what's that on the ground?

He's like, oh, yeah, I had a little spill. Oh, it's like half the room covered in dust. Yeah Officer know this isn't my we know is holding you for a friend. Yeah, it's, oh, officer, no, this isn't my widow. It's holding it for a friend. Yeah, Billy is holding everybody else's shit. Yeah, he asked me to bring it from one place to another. That's not mine. All the protein powder, pre-workout, and aquarium equipment actually belongs to out and about. Ha, ha, ha, ha.

Oh, actually Joey might. Joey, yeah. Okay. I think he is. At what point during PMT did you guys realize you guys would be doing this for the rest of your life? Who? Is it a certain interview or just how many listeners you have?

Yes, right now. Yeah, wait. We're going to do this till we die. Oh yeah, because we're going to die from Legionnaires disease. That's true. So today, I just, I knew after like a month when I got recognized at a dentist's office in Austin, Texas. And I purposely tried to keep my face like off all cameras. But when I got recognized there, I was like,

this might be more wide-reaching. Yeah. And I thought if somebody is that into the show that they can pick up on that. Yeah, I think it was probably fall of 2016 when I was like, Oh shit, this is like a rocket ship that we're front seat for. It's rules. I had like a great three months when I thought we were going to be showing the SPN.

I was like, this is going to be everything. Oh, and then when it got canceled, I was like, that was fun. Oh, I got to tell you guys this. I was at two finders house today. He never told us this story. It's fucking insane. When we went, we went to two finders house, I think it was right around when we were like the summer

before the bar stole Van Tock. And I actually remember a little bit of what he was saying that you and I PFT went off to a bench to talk. I think we maybe had a phone call or something right so he kind of knew what was going on but we couldn't tell him everything he said that when we were there a hawk came and picked up a squirrel and after we left the hawk dropped the dead squirrel on the bench we were sitting on and his wife said whatever those guys were talking about it's not going to work out. I was like, dude, why did you fucking tell us?

That's wild. Wild. He just didn't tell us his story. It's been like six years. It has nothing to do with us or ESPN. The reason it was canceled was... No, no. Oh, yeah, it's all wet on the bridge now, Sam.

We're great friends. It's a hawk. It's the hawk's fault. But isn't that crazy? You just didn't tell us? Yeah. He's like, well, if if I told you what would you tell us like we wouldn't done the show. Yeah, that's a bad omen really bad And is what he said his wife's a witch I know he must have said bitch Okay, go ahead. No, say anything the best absolute best host in the world

Whatever happened to jilly football. Thanks, mr. Billy. I hear from her every now and again. Yeah, she's still around. I like we, Jillie football was great. She didn't fully get. She was a great woman to have a great woman, great woman podcast. Very, very great. But she was so and I like the idea of gold. We should run back the idea. Yeah, I would actually be an older person. I think we should ideally, it would rule, if next summer, we got like a 60 to 70 year old retired Chicago union worker.

That would be great. That would be awesome. We're like, you just had like a guy's guy. Or like a seven, maybe like a 90 year old rich widow and then we become her best friends. Yes. And then we get in the will. We take your dog too. But yeah, wouldn't that be cool if we just had like a real guy who didn't even know what

the internet was? Yeah, be awesome. I always thought that having like an older person that doesn't understand podcasts, just to be like, the, the, the grandparent of the podcast would be a good idea. Yeah. So Julie did a good job. I did. She just, she's a darling Jake. She did. Yeah. All right. So Jake, when you get to this point, because you listen to every show before even comes out, you pervert. Uh, he does. He does go to the drop box. Shadow Jake.

He works very hard because he writes the blogs for us. Set a reminder for right after the national championship game, March Madness, higher old dude, old person. Yeah. We did a woman. So let's try to do it, dude. Best candidate, best candidate available. Yeah. Hey, PMT crew plus second place max.

Ooh, that felt unnecessary. Is that- The new office gonna be ready in time for football season and are we getting a video tour of the office? Good question. Yes, we are. So here are the dates. We are getting a video tour.

We are definitely getting a video tour. We'll not be ready for football season. It will be ready for football season. Just football season goes a long time, Hank. It will be so everyone, we appreciate by the way everyone who's paired with us for this weird summer where we were traveling, moving, all that stuff. Um, everyone, we didn't get many complaints about, you know, being remote, which I appreciate because it was a crazy summer.

There's a lot of shit that happened in the last four months, right. Uh, but the goal, and I think I do believe this, the first part in my take in the new studio will be the Sunday of week three. The Sunday of week three will be our first part in my take in the new studio. So mad that you said that. No, no, no, no, that's like a month. No, that doesn't sound that bad.

No, it really doesn't. It's September 23rd or whatever it is. And then what I've been told, so we'll start working, like we'll start working out of it after week three. What I've been told is that October 13th will be the official, all the floors are swept. Everything's done.

I think September 23rd to October 13th, we will be in there, but it will be kind of a slower migration to get everyone in there Because they're finishing up some of the other podcast studios, but that's listen week three That's bear we barely got our feet wet So just deal with it until week three, but we're gonna be here in the video tour of the studio That should come out probably pretty soon So if you haven't seen come out yet ask max what's the deal?

He's working on editing yet to do with me, but yeah, that was I liked the idea of a video tour I think that person doesn't understand that this office We didn't put we didn't build a 40,000 square foot office for us to just play around and not put it on video I'll be so full see a video tour Basically every single day it would be so funny if we had the full-court basketball the golf simulator all that stuff Paked in and then we never used it It was just you will see it to do during breaks you will see it all the time. It's going to be awesome Why would this one? What's the worst segment idea that it was ever brought up for the show and who thought of it first poop?

Oh, and I don't know who thought of that one. I think that was that bad. I think that, well, we did it one time. Yes, I skew, but it was awkward. Yeah, that was probably a bad person to ask. So we bring back first boob. I'm down. Okay, Hank, what's your first boob in a movie?

Airplane. Oh, yeah, that's a good one, because it's rated PG. They didn't have an R rating back then for it. I want to say mine was Kate, one's it, but I think it actually was pretty. Mine's very hard. Yeah, I think we've talked about this before.

Yeah, very hard. She came out of nowhere. I watched he got game with my grandparents. Ha ha ha. Great. That was something. All time. That was something. Yeah, actually was your first boob.

Titanic. Nice. Nice. Your own trip. Oh, see, it's not still a bad question we talked about it Trilogy's how I would always watch Star Wars because the longest movie I had the only movie I had oh I had Titanic and then I had like a DVD of the swordfish movie oh there's boobs and that was proves I also want to say one

of the first all time boobs terrible movie starship troopers yeah that had a lot of boobs in it 97 lot of shower boobs sounds about like one of that was one of starship troopers wild things movie that what that had some boobs think I think Braveheart was like 94 95 yeah and it was two VHSs. Yeah. Which is crazy. I convinced myself that I saw boobs in forest gump, but they don't show them. But I would like pause the VHS and be like, look, that's a boob.

Side boob for sure in forest gump. Side boob. Maybe some under boob. Yeah. What are some other bad segments that we've done? I don't know. We do an island boys segment. Those fire or fuck boys.

Rushmore of guests. Yes. Very bad. Very bad idea. Yeah, I think that's out in the comments. I'm sure those ones are forgetting. Some of the people don't like. OK.

Great show, boys. Here's a new, check it out. I saw it. new lottery ball machine. Pretty yeah, pretty sick. So it's it's the it's a picture you're showing it's a picture I'm showing it's the height of a Five three woman to normal height normal one last thing max James Harden find a hundred thousand dollars by the NBA. They did an investigation Oh, we're selling wine to the 14 year old. He did an investigation to whether James Harden said the things thousand dollars by the NBA. They did an investigation or selling wine to the 14 year old. He did an investigation to whether James Harden said the things that he was on camera saying.

They came to the conclusion that he did say all those things about Darryl Mori. So they find 100k. Where do you thoughts on that, Max? Not enough. Find a more. More. Get him out of here. Kick him off the tour.

Kick him off the tour. Uh, okay. Uh, Andy Staples on Friday, college football preview, get excited week zero coming up. Let's see. Oh, and also watch the bar stool 20th anniversary. Yeah, I stream Wednesday night. A punk. I got a tux. Mm hmm. Well, a good. You look good. I have an idea for an outfit that I have not executed yet. So there's a chance I look terrible. Okay, that's a little teaser I'm excited about getting the band doing a I'm doing a DIY outfit. Oh, that's gonna be bad

But it could be cool. I'll tell you one thing in my head When I thought of it, I was like I'm gonna rock crush. Okay, have I done it yet? No Am I gonna do it right before the show? Yes. If it works out, do I have a backup? No. Oh, Hank, I just saw a thing that you were talking about Steven A Smith reported that Lonzo Ball has trouble sitting, but then lots of balls video of him sitting of him sitting and standing and standing with one leg. Yeah, so he's great at sitting. It was kind of sad though. That clip and a couple days ago where he's like, yeah, the bull bowls basically built the team around like me to unlock everything and I can't play Cool cool. It's got you can sit this guy's one of the best he's doing on one leg too And stand this house looks sick. All right numbers 69 memes you ever gotten this?

I have not max is going to hit the machine now. Oh, oh machine old school. What can we trust them? All right, what are your guys guesses? 99 I'm gonna go with one so it's in All right max whenever you're ready. Oh, oh see you What's your guess Max You're on input a Electric yeah, I'm also broken really broke it Okay, just pick one out there with your hand he's struggling. I mean these lottery balls on camera We should wait for the new lottery ball

Hank makes it makes a good point the lot of balls out of this machine should not count for anything We start all over again Yeah, yeah, no, I agree. No, it's a point. It's great. But these point I know people like to guess It's this thing we do at the end of the show people like to guess worse than preseason I can't people guess it's preseason for the new machine. It's not yeah It's could be the biggest win and means in nothing and preseason lottery ball history. I can't even Max you have it. I might hold out. He's lottery ball history I can't even max to have it I might hold out he's he's struggling he might not know that you have to plug in he sees the things is broken

oh wait what is the number I'd have been drawn yet he's standing next to machine balls are going 38 38 Alright, love you guys. Uh, parcel band talk could have been all voted. Just do fire's left to it. So I'm off-trying to score a lot of little passes in the talk. It's all working away. I don't know what I'm to say I've said it anyway. Today's another day to find you shining away

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