Pardon My Take - Manny Pacquiao, SCF with Paul Bissonnette + Our New SportsBiz Intern

Episode Date: June 5, 2019

Kevin Durant is out for Game 3 and Kawhi is the weirdest guy on planet earth (2:49 - 13:07). We introduce our brand new intern who will be covering Sports Business this summer and starts with the Sports Business Minute (13:07 - 21:19). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including all of humanity (21:19 - 31:29). Manny Pacquiao joins the show to talk about his upcoming fight, MJ vs Lebron, and to sing some Karaoke (31:29 - 45:10). Our good friend Paul Bissonnette joins us to talk about the Stanley Cup Final, what it feels like to get your teeth knocked out, and why he's going to fight PFT in Rough and Rowdy (45:10 - 74:11). Segments include bachelorette talk for guys that don't watch the bachelorette, sorry not sorry Freddie Kitchens, embrace debate who should be the new voice of Siri with a warm up for Mt Rushmore season, and Guys on Chicks.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

Hey, pardon my take listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. On today's part of my take, we've got a twofer for the people, Manny Pacquiao. We went and interviewed him at his hotel in Los Angeles. We did a little karaoke. We did it in front of about 70 people in his crew. It was intimidating, but fun.

We also have our good friend, Paul Bissonette, Biz Nasty on to talk about the Stanley Cup, final little hockey talk for the people and other stuff, as always with Biz Nasty. But more importantly, we have the debut of one of our three, or one of our two, on camera interns. This summer, we're about to take over an entire journalism niche. Niche. Niche. Yeah, we're about to take it by storm.

So we have the debut of him, and you're going to want to follow him, and he's about to get everyone a whole lot smarter all summer long. Hot seat, cool throne, guys on chicks, a packed Wednesday show for everyone. Before we get to all of that though, part of my take is brought to you by the Cash App, the number one finance app in the App Store. Cash App is the most powerful way to send, spend, and save. It's connected to the free cash card, the only debit card with boost. Just select a boost in your Cash App, then instantly save at some of your favorite places

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Okay, lay it on me. Let's start. Caffeine plants. Oh. This would be a perfect time for Kevin Durant to get caffeine plants. He just comes out there. The total package. He just needs.

Looking like Ronnie Coleman. Ronnie Coleman. Real ones know Ronnie Coleman. Yeah. Woo. Yeah. Ain't nothing but a peanut. Mm-hmm.

Looking like Baby Bro is Big Bro. Yep. Looking like that guy from True Life. You remember that guy? He was my favorite True Life, where he was like, to caffeine plants? Well, basically, he was like, I'm the full package. I just need caffeine plants. He was like a meathead.

I don't remember that. Yeah. That was great. He couldn't get his legs up. He was like, I can bench a thousand pounds. I got these huge biceps, but my legs are skinny as fuck. Couldn't be me. Yeah.

That sucks. So, Kevin Durant's out for game three. I feel like this update is going to just be the update every single game. Kevin Durant's out for game four. Kevin Durant's out for game five. Yeah. Until they get to game seven, he comes back and saves the wars and wins MVP. Willis Reid moments.

Willis Reid moments. For Kevin Durant. That's what he's hoping for. I don't think that he's going to play. I think he's out for the whole series. No. I'm starting to agree with you. Cavs are funny things.

Yes, they are. They're very tender sometimes. Wow. Hey, PFT, Rick Riley joke, another Cavs to take down the Warriors. That's good. Yeah. That's really good. That was like 2.3.

Yeah, that's pretty good. Yeah. Yeah. People don't forget 2016. Yeah. Kevin Love doesn't forget. He can't keep his Cavs together. What is he?

That's pretty good. Yeah. That's really good. So yeah. So we have Kevin Durant out for game three. We're going to talk about some Stanley Cup final with Biz Nasty. I wanted to quickly, before we get to our new intern, talk to you about Kawhi Leonard, the weirdest man in the world.

So this is, I love when you get to a certain state in the playoffs where guys are now like journalists are trying to dig under every rock, find out the true Kawhi. Let's figure out what Kawhi is all about. Let's figure out if Kawhi has a personality. Let's dive into the codes. Yeah. Turns out he doesn't. This is the point of the NBA finals where like maybe Michelle Tafoya, probably not Michelle

Tafoya, but someone else is going to maybe. Doris Burke. Doris Burke or what's his name on E60? Tom Bernalde. Jeremy Schapp. He's going to do a story about your upbringing or something that you went through that was, you know, gets everyone crying and like, man, I can't believe it. I'm rooting for this guy.

So they're trying this with Kawhi and a story came out talking about Kawhi's trash talk. Kawhi is the weirdest guy in the world, which we already knew, but this confirms it. So I'm going to read this to you. Did you see this? I did. Okay. So I'm going to act like I haven't read it. Okay.

Yeah. Give me that. Oh man. Okay. Really eager to hear about this. Okay. Fuck. All right.

You pretend to. Okay. Okay. Hey, are you really excited to hear this for the first time like me? Pumped. Okay. So Kawhi's trash talk, they interviewed some guys he played with and it starts with the most he talked was on the hardcore and Kawhi was not afraid to let you know what you weren't

or that you weren't going to score on him, that you couldn't get past him or that he would score on you. Every time the ball went through the net, he just said bucket, bucket. That was it. Then we have most people say it like, Oh, I'm about to get buckets on you. He was just like bucket layup. Just one word. And then it's like the NBA jam announcer.

Yeah. Pretty much. And then he'd be like, you're not scoring. You're not doing anything. Or he'd be like, no, no, no, he just moved his feet away and say, no, and you couldn't score on him. So that's why he would say, nope, nope, nope. And when he would score on you, bucket, bucket.

So he literally just walking around saying one word, not trash talking. Just saying, Nope, no bucket. He'd be the easiest soundboard ever to recreate. You remember like the Arnold Schwarzenegger one? Yeah. Yeah. Just have Kawhi. Just nope, nope, nope.

The easiest way to trash talk. You left out my favorite. Well, I'm getting to it. Yeah. Yeah. Because it gets better. We're at the nope, no bucket part of his trash talk. You know what?

It's great to keep it this simple because if you're playing against really dumb players, it gets through to him. Right. You're not going to like lose anybody. Yeah. This would get under your skin because it's so simple. So the best part is when he gets rebounds. If he was grabbing a rebound, he'd say, give me that or board man or board man gets paid.

That's my favorite board man gets paid. If I heard it once, I heard it 50 times. Board man. I'm a board man. That's what he said. Absolutely. I'm a board man. Yeah.

I'm a board man. Board man gets paid. He's spoken phrases like that. Board man gets paid. That was the corporate philosophy of Inron. I'm a board man. Yeah. There you go.

Board man. I grabbed the rebound. I'm a board man. I love Kawhi. Board man. Well, Kawhi wouldn't sing it. You know what? Yeah.

That's a good point. Board man gets paid. Maybe autotune. I love Kawhi. I hope he never changes. I hope he doesn't try. I hope nobody ever gets in his ear and is like, hey, Kawhi, man, we could really take this to the next level if you just kind of like came out of your shell a little bit.

No. I don't want that at all. That's what his uncle wants to do. Don't want it. They left San Antonio. They want Kawhi's real personality to shine through. I don't. This is his personality.

And it's shining through to me. Board man gets paid. Board man gets paid. Ben Wallace is sitting there chiseled like, yep, board man does get paid. He's probably pissed off. He didn't come up with that. Board man gets paid. One more thing about the NBA I want to touch on.

Yes. There's a big ratings battle going on in these days. Have you seen this? Yeah. So NBA ratings are down for the finals compared to last year. People are saying, well, it's because LeBron James isn't in it. I guess everybody really wanted to see the Cavs against the Warriors for the millionth year in a row.

But it turns out that they're not counting Canada, which is a problem. So these are the US ratings. And it's a problem because Canadian households should actually count for a more valuable viewer because they're more engaged. Number one, they're all watching in outdoor squares. So you have to figure every TV that's tuned in has at least like three or 400 people watching it. But in Canada, if you're a Canadian going to watch an outdoor square, you definitely

leave your TV on just for ratings. Just to be polite. Yeah. To be polite and to be accurate. Yeah. I would have been watching on this TV. I'll leave it on. Okay.

That's a fair counterpoint. But I'll also say that Canadian viewers are more attentive than American viewers. So products, actually the product placement should sell for higher in Canada. Because in Canada, they're so used to only taking two bathroom breaks during a sporting event for hockey that that's their condition. So they watch more of the commercials. Secondly, they're so intrigued by all these cool innovative products we have down here in America that they haven't seen yet.

So they pay more attention to the commercials for things like health insurance companies and bulletproof backpacks. Yeah. And let's see. Uber. Do they have Uber? ABER. Yeah.

It's just your it's just your cousin. It's actually it's just your neighbor when he's driving down the street, you're like, hey, hey, ABER. You need a ride. Hey, hey, they're a friendly neighbor. Can I only had six butt drives today? Oh, you're practically stone sober. Can I guess who's leading this ratings?

Yeah, but we'll bleep them out. Okay. It is. Yes. And you know what my favorite part about it? We'll bleep it out. But it was an NFL ratings. Truth or truth or truth or and now that the NFL is back.

He's like jumped from one rock to another being like the NBA is dying. The NFL is king. It's like, but dude, wasn't it two years ago that the NFL was kicking ass? So I don't understand rate. People who chase ratings might be the worst people on the internet. Better or worse than the guy that chases stock prices. It's their neck and neck. They're the same.

It's one big circle on a Venn diagram. They don't even care about the sport. They just care about the next morning. How many people watch and how can I spin this to fit my exact narrative that I'm trying to throw out? Well, you know what? It's exactly like analyzing sports, except you're just taking it one step further. Yeah.

So you're like, oh, the the NBA is not clutch. They lack the clutch gene because nobody watches during the finals. Right. Like you go to that extent where I think a lot of sports media now ourselves included. We're probably king of this mountain is treating sports media like as much of a sport. Yes. As sports. It's the fifth sport.

No means saying that I'm not a part of that issue. But it is a ratings people. They are so like knee jerk in the moment that if even if they're even the Canada thing, like if you're like, hey, what about Canada? Like, well, let me get back to you and then they'll just spin it a different way. Yeah. Or they'll look at NFL week one and be like NFL's dying week one. Like, oh man, nothing.

You know, no one's watching anymore. Yeah. And then the next day, like it just goes. It's so stupid. They all have a preconceived notion and then they just pick apart the ratings that will fit exactly what they want to want to do. Not the other way around. It's actually pretty awesome.

It's a sweet way to make a buck. It is. I got to be honest. Speaking of business and ratings, yes, we have a very special guest to introduce. Yeah. So he's we figured hiring our interns, right? We have two interns that are going to be on camera and a mystery intern and a mystery intern that's going to be off camera.

Yeah. But if you just call mystery, it's mystery way cooler. Mystery. Was it mystery? Mystery the pickup artist. Yeah. Yeah. Alpha.

So he was like, I'm going to be just Chris Angel, but for picking up chicks. I'm going to be sweet. I'm going to be a less talented version of Chris Angel, who's more concerned with appearing to get laid. Wear a bunch of mascara, really throw the chicks off. I'm going to make my virginity disappear. Fuck. That guy ruled.

Mystery. Very cool. So yeah. We figured there is. Top 10 soul patch of all time. Oh. And the guy from Smash Mouth and every nineties reliever. Yeah.

That's true. Pretty much just throw them all in. The golden era of the soul patch. So we figured there was a huge hole in a certain market and that market is sports business reporting. So we have hired a big J journalist and he is going to do the PMT sports biz minute once a week and also do some other things that we'll explain after this. But let's do it.

Right. Let's go over to PMT intern Jake for the sports biz minute. Good morning. This is Jake Marsh with a PMT sports biz minute spoiler alert. The legend James Holzhauer's epic run is unfortunately over his total raw winnings. Two million four hundred and sixty four thousand two hundred and sixteen dollars. But the government is set to collect about one point two million dollars worth in taxes equivalent to two hundred and forty thousand seven hundred and thirty four bottles of Hoi

Fung Fu's Sriracha's hot chili sauce. Although he lives in Vegas, Holzhauer is subject to California state taxes because the show takes place there. Contestants usually have to wait about four months to get their check. But James got his this week so he can take some pictures with it. Meanwhile, the MLB drafts opening round is in the books and not to be a party pooper. But only five point six percent of high school baseball players ultimately play at the collegiate level.

But of that select numbers, the odds of playing professionally doubles about eleven percent. Even for the first rounders taken last night in Seacacus, only sixty six percent of them will end up in the majors. Meanwhile, according to a lawsuit made by rafters star Kawhi Leonard, the forward is attempting to reclaim control over a logo he says he created in 2011 after being drafted several years later as part of an endorsement deal with Nike. Leonard allowed the company to use the logo on certain merchandise. Now, without Leonard's consent, he says Nike filed for the copyright of his logo and falsely

represented in the application that Nike authored the logo. Since then, Leonard became a shoe free agent before signing with the New Balance earlier this season. And while we're on the topic, Toronto Sports Radio host Michael Lansberg says the aforementioned Kawhi Leonard purchased a property north of the border. His report was corroborated by his guest David Thorpe of truehoop.com. Earlier this year, the LA Times reported that Kawhi purchased a thirteen point three million dollar Tuscan style estate in a San Diego County community.

Now there are no current details on the Toronto purchase right now, but the California home sits on five acres and features a dry bar, home theater, gourmet kitchen, wine vault, sheesh, seven bedrooms, ten and a half bathrooms and a multi-section pool. And finally, apparel, juggernaut, fanatics announced it reached an agreement to acquire the bulk of Steiner Sports, which is mostly known for its memorabilia. This deal includes Steiner's name, inventory and some intellectual property, but not the athlete contract. Steph Curry and Aaron Rodgers just to name a few.

It later expanded into memorabilia, selling autographed items and was sold to Omnicom for twenty five million dollars in 2000, but Brandon Steiner remained in charge. They made agreements with the Yankees, Red Sox, Cowboys, Notre Dame, Syracuse. And many more of Drake's favorite teams to be the exclusive distributor of game used items. That's your PMT Sports Biz minute. This time clocking in at two minutes and 34 seconds or approximately eleven and a half patinos. Mr. Cat, Mr. Comments are back to you. That's great. Thank you. All right.

Jake Marsh capital Jake journalists are new intern and he is here. Unbelievable sports minute. Thank you. You are going to be our intern all summer. You are a big J. You just graduated from Syracuse Journalism School from the New House School at Syracuse last year. Would you say you see what he did? Yeah, those he added new house. Yeah, like, oh, it's not the deal.

It's the new. Now, would you would you say that that is the preeminent journalism school in the nation? I'd say that it has shown it has a good history of being very successful for big J's around the country, not just in sports, every everywhere, every point of order that your journalism school at Newhouse that is accredited. Correct? Yes. OK. All right. I just wanted to make sure about that.

Interesting. So, Jake, you're going to be doing our business reporting all summer long. You can follow him at PMT Sports Biz, B I Z. What should the people because we want to like crowdsource this a little bit so the people can send you tips. They can send you links. If you have a pop up party or something in the city, he will go attend it. Any kind of new product. Yeah, if your brand is trying to market something new and you're doing like a guerrilla

style marketing thing in New York, please let us know if you send us if you're a brand with a new product, a new style, a new pantone. Yes, of an existing product. Send that over to was it PMT Sports Biz? Yes. On Twitter, are your DMs going to be open? Yeah, it's going to open those DMs so you can send you if people have something they actually want to send you, you can send them our address. We're not going to say it out loud, but you can send it and we're excited to have you

aboard. It's going to be fun. You got to follow because you got a lot of nuggets that are already out there. You want to give us one of those nuggets that you tweeted? Yeah, we'll go to one of them. OK, let me pull it up for a second. Yes, sure. Actually, obviously, of course, the beer chugging among NFL quarterbacks, I believe you guys talked about it. Yeah, on Monday.

So we've got a little rankings in terms of unofficial times. OK, and five of the main quarterbacks who participated. So up top, Tom Brady, 2.71 seconds like how you just went into your fucking your journalism voice. That was great. No, it's a great voice. You just like slipped right into it, but keep going. Sorry. So Brady's 2.71.

Although I did put an asterisk next to it with Colbert because he left a little bit in his home. So actually, he finished it in infinity time because it's still sitting out there. Yes. Well, no, probably evaporation. So a couple days. Yeah, well, that's a lot like Brady. It's not leave a full vessel of air at the end. OK. Yeah. So right behind him, I clocked in Matthew Stafford at 3.61.

And Stafford actually had a pretty large glass. He did. Maybe a 16. I think it was a little bit bigger. Yeah, I think the glass that was deceiving it was one of those small glasses at the bottom. Yeah. Yeah. OK, keep going. Fair enough. Middle of the Packard Boy, Big Cat, Mitch Trubisky, 4.05. OK, not bad. That's enough to win. Yeah.

And then below him, Patrick Mahomes, 5.27. Though people were saying a little conspiracy because it was in a can. You don't know how much. Yeah, it's true. And then that's right. Dead last, DNF did not finish Aaron Rodgers. Courts out of the bottom set. Great. I like this guy already. So send him everything.

Two other things. He's going to wear a suit every single day. So any of our suit sponsors, I think we have a couple. Shout out, throw some suits. Yeah, he's going to need. He's only got two suits. He just graduated college. And then last, I have a question for you, Jay Marsh.

What would you put value wise on people being able to watch our podcast on barstoolgold.com slash PMT? Well, good question. Whatever you're paying, don't know the specifics, but I know it's priceless. There you go. So I think it will be worth it. Didn't even didn't even queue him up for that. That was good.

That was good. You're nice to your toes. Also, if you run any sort of cable news outlet in New York City, Jake will do live hits for you 100 and talk about the all the moving and shaking going on in the sports business industry. He's open for any interview. You can go on anyone's show. Whatever you want is the sports business reporter for the people.

I would even say that he is the sports business reporters, sports business reporters. I'd agree. I'd agree. So check out PMT Sports Biz B.I.Z. He will be around all summer. He'll have the sports biz update once a week and go to Barstool Sports. What is it? Barstoolgold.com. PMT, if you want to watch our priceless video podcast. Good job.

We're technically giving you whatever infinity minus 9.99 a month is. That's the amount of value that we're giving away for free. Yes, thank you. And I will confirm that I will not be spoiling the one of the story runs in TV game show histories because of people because Jeopardy James already lost. Yeah, OK, gotcha. I didn't say the spoiler alert in this. You did. You didn't do the spoiler.

And when the lady when the lady that beats him when she loses, you will not spoil that name. Yeah, I forgot her name. You will not spoil Emma's loss. Of course not. No, do not spoil the loss. All right, let's let's do hot seat, cool throne. Hank, why don't you start us off? My hot seat is humanity. OK.

That sounds bad. Yeah. So science, good old science came out of the report today and it said that it's highly likely that human civilization will end in 2050. I saw that. That's what am I going to do with my Oregon, Georgia home and home tickets? That's only like 31 more Super Bowl. It's actually like I was thinking of doing the doing the mental math. It's actually great because it's like, you don't have to plan to have kids because it's like, oh, thanks, they're going to be.

Well, yeah, for you, I guess, I guess for you, it's not great. But you still got, I mean, you still got some time. Yeah, I mean, we are fucked. I'm saying I personally, like, you know, that'd be like a long way down the road. I don't have to worry about it. I can just live it up to five. Is it a long way? Think about it this way, big cat. Sure. Yeah. Your your son would be just old enough to begin his career as a podcast. That's true.

He would be just he'd be just young enough to get canceled for all the stupid things he tweeted when he was 15. His podcast would be young enough where it was still good. Yes, yes. So I mean, we are fucked. Yeah, we're we are a staunchly we are fucked podcast because we are fucked. Now, that being said, we are pro humanity. Yes, we're fucked. We're upset because we love humanity so much.

We're going to want to fuck humanity cycle. All of humanity. That's right. Reduce if we get the consent for reuse. Stop burning Styrofoam cups so much. Yeah, they'll figure it out, though, right? Somebody smarter than us. Yeah, I always thought here was the dumb thing. I thought when I was growing up that I thought they would eventually

just figure out a way to spray a new ozone layer into the air. Turns out that was aerosol cans and that actually hurts. It actually did the opposite. But for a while there, that was a good idea by me. You know what? All my eggs are now in the Elon Musk basket. Let's go. Get us tomorrow's, baby. You got this. And then my cool throne is the Glinny Balls burger review scale. So after about a week and a half after it was supposed to come out,

the Zac Efron burger video came out on his YouTube channel. Well, what was that shot at Zac Efron? That was not no, it's more for we said on this podcast, like go check it out on Wednesday. Oh, oh, we've never said something that we didn't deliver. I'm just saying I that wasn't a shot at Zach. That was just saying, like, we got we got featured words out of Big Cat's mouth where it's coming out.

We got featured on Zach Efron's YouTube channel and Hanks upset that it was a couple. No, I'm not upset at all. That was just a fact. We said it was coming out on Wednesday. I said it was five days. So it's out. It's out. Now that it's out, how weird was it to be shoving a burger down Zac Efron's throat after meeting him five minutes prior? It was very weird, but he smelled great.

So that kind of helps it out a little bit. Oh, I mean, the rich people just smell better. They look better. They smell better. They do, you know, they have everything that's better. You know, one thing I noticed when we were out in LA, because we did go into Zach's place, we went into Blake Griffin's place. No big deal. We went to Jerry Goff's place. We saw Dr. Phil's house.

One thing I noticed from those experiences, rich people don't have locks on their bathroom. Oh, because you don't have to have a lock. It's like, oh, you walked in on me. Shitting. I don't care. I can buy and sell you. Yeah, you want to get a look at it. They probably that's the last thrill that they get is when people walk in while they're taking a dump.

Right. That's when they actually feel like a normal person. Yeah. Like a like a like one of us porers are like, oh, shit. Someone walked in on I crap into this big hole in my living room to keep me grounded. That's actually what Zuckerberg does to have experiences because, you know, like killing all of the food that he eats and like moving to China for a year at a time. Is it enough for many more?

So he just hires people to walk in on him taking shifts. My other cool throne was Anthony Davis trade rumors. Go on. They're just get ready for him. Oh, OK. They're coming. Yeah. OK. Brace yourself. All right. I'll let Lee Roy, verbal mean, verbal mean, John Snow, Ned Stark. Brace yourself. Oh, Ned Stark. Shit. What's the difference?

One's John and one's his uncle. His name is Eddard. OK. Yeah, Ned. I got confused when Hank called my hairstyle the Ned Stark instead of the John Snow. Well, it actually is the Ned Stark. Eddard. Eddard. OK. I don't give a shit. He's named Eddard.

I've completely put that entire show out of my brain. How many Eddards? I'm ready for it to be filled with some dumb shit. How many kids do you think got named Eddard? Not not a lot. Like and then they just like when they're like eight, everyone's like, yo, why isn't your name Edward, dude? It's like, well, you see, there was a show that everyone was.

No, but it wasn't. It wasn't. No, but people weren't obsessed in the first season. Yeah, but you go back and you're like, Eddard is the true king. People that get lost love that. People that start watching the show after season three, like you did, they go back, they watch the rest of them, then they get so obsessed. They fall in love.

Yeah, they named their kid after Eddard. Speaking of HBO series Chernobyl's done. Yeah, I haven't seen the finale. OK, let's spoil. It was all dream. OK. God damn, that would have sucked if it really happened. Would have.

PFT, what do you have for hot seat? My hot seat is Schrodinger's Cat. Yeah, because scientists have figured out a way to isolate quantum jumps and physics, which would theoretically allow them to intervene to save the life of Schrodinger's Cat before it reached the stage of being simultaneously alive and dead at the same time.

Well, good. My humanity. Yeah, well, yeah. Well, cats are OK. My cool throne is Schrodinger's Cat. So because of this, scientists have killed the thought experiment of Schrodinger's Cat in the in the first place, which is a longstanding idea that things can be alive

and dead at the same time. So in conclusion, Schrodinger's Cat is both on the hot seat and the cool throne. Oh, wow. That was deep. Yeah. Damn. Did you get that?

You follow that? OK. All right. My hot seats are the Atlanta Braves. I've never really fully understood the Schrodinger's thing. I just know you guys say it before a lot of things. So when you ring a bell for your cat

when it's about to eat dinner, then it starts to salivate when it just hears the sound of the bell. You can train them to basically their mouth waters every time they just hear it. Cat rule. Yeah. Yeah, cat rule. Cat rule.

Gross. Oh, man. Hank, are you upset that you didn't get a cat ever? A little bit. I would be. Good. You could. I might.

You could do the bet again. Duke's here. No. Come on. Oh, by the way, I've had this idea. I think it was in the middle of the night. I was having a fever dream or something. We need to have a big board where we write down exactly what

our current bets are so there's no confusion. So it's not a bet until it's written down on the board. On the big board, yeah. That way, we can't. We don't have to do anything. We just say off the top. You have to then go actually physically go write it down. Yep.

So starting with Christian Yelich and his ass eating, that doesn't count. That doesn't count. No. Nope. That doesn't count. It's not on the board. It's not on the board.

Do you see it on the board, Hank? I don't see a board. Oh, Hank, I can't believe you agreed to that. Because I feel like you would have. Yeah, wow, Hank. Yeah, you would have wanted us to have that. Hank just let us out of the bet. Thanks.

I didn't. The board did. Yeah. OK. We're board men. Board men get paid. All right. So Hatsi Atlanta Braves, because Dallas Keichel

is rumored to go to the Braves or the Yankees. But the Yankees are now a front runner, because Dallas Keichel has agreed to shave his beard if he's a New York Yankee. That seems a little bit thirsty, doesn't it, for him to just put that out there? No, I think you just have to do it. If you want your pinstripes, you've got to shave that beard.

I don't know, man. That's the rule. I don't know. It's the dumbest rule in all sports. What happens if he signed? I would love to see Scott Boris right now. Like, if he finds out that Keichel already gave away the beard and the negotiation for free,

like Boris was licking his chops at throwing that in exchange for something else, like an extra year guaranteed. Yeah, like, oh, shit. You took that off. God damn it, Dallas. Yeah, that's another variable I can't negotiate. You've got to keep that beard on there. My cool throne is elder millennials, like PFT and myself,

because there's a SpongeBob prequel coming out. So we're getting in on the SpongeBob game. Yeah, so we actually will understand this. We're going to start watching it technically before everybody else does. The only problem is it's CG. So it's like that weird, you know, when you see like the animated porn on certain sites.

What's that weird? It is weird. It's going to be weird to see him like 3D and shit. Yeah. Are you going to watch that, Hank? No. OK. The Lion King looks weird, too.

Like, that looks bad. It is. It's too much, like what? Like, cartoons, anything can be a cartoon, and it's believable because it's a cartoon. Yeah. But it's like, oh, these lines look real life, and they're talking.

It's like, why are we making cartoons more real life? That's just scary. Yeah. I agree. It's becoming like a deep fake, almost. Right. I don't like that. You're right.

You're right. You talked me out of it. Yeah, I'm out. I'm out on that. Although I do like the porn animations that they play before the videos. Dude, there's been so many recently. Not that I would know, but there's been so many recent.

What's up with them trying to make porn into games? Yeah, that's it. Click this game, this porn game. And also, sometimes the physics. My hands are kind of busy right now. The physics of it, like the animated porn dude, he's going to dick that's like 50 miles long. Yeah.

I don't want another version of. The check is like 70 pounds. Like, what's going on here? I don't want to have to do another version of fucking that I'm bad at. Right. Come on. That I could fail at.

Get that out of here. Go back to the days where it's just someone being like, hey, I lived down the street from you. Yeah. Hit me up. Horny singles in your area. I don't know about you. There are always tons of horny singles in my area.

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Okay, we now welcome on. Boxing legend, senator, basketball player, everything. Manny Pacquiao. Manny, thank you for joining us. We appreciate it. I wanted to start by talking about your foundation really quickly. So when we were waiting for you to come in here,

we were talking to some of your staff, and they were saying you're doing some great stuff, building homes. Can you explain it to our listeners? Oh yeah, I have Manny Pacquiao foundation, and we give shelter to the poor in education. We help poor people back to the Philippines, and not only in the Philippines, but all over the world,

as long as we can help. So you build houses, I read, right? Yeah, we build houses and give it free to the poor people. Oh, that's great. I was saying earlier, before we started taping, you have a lot of friends here. I think there are maybe 45 people or so in the room with you. What does everybody do here?

Who are your friends? Can you name them all? Can you name everyone? Team Pacquiao. What does everyone? That's a good thing to have in life. Yeah. Everyone cheers so they know how many people are here.

There's a lot of people here. A lot of people here. Do you roll with this many people all the time? Do you have this many people all the time with you? Oh, more. More? Jesus. Times three.

Times three. OK. All right, so you have a fight coming up, July 20th. You're fighting Keith Thurmond. He recently said that he's going to make you retire. So one, what do you have to say to that? And two, how much longer are you going to fight? It's easy to say before the fight,

a lot of useless words, thrusts like that. But this is not the first time that I heard my opponent saying that like that. But it's different when we get to the ring. It will change in the ring. So all I can say is I want him to eat those words. That's what he says. Eat them.

Yes, I like that. Normally, you're a pretty quiet guy before the fight. You don't do a lot of trash talk. You don't really get inside their head that much. But it seems like with this fight, you're taking a little bit more personally. Is that fair to say? Yeah, I mean, so I'm thankful to my opponent

saying that because it gives him more and more motivation to focus and to work hard to make sure that 100% condition. So how much longer do you think you are going to fight? How many more years? I can still fight a couple years. I have no problem and I'm so thankful to God because you give me this favor, good health,

protected me from all harms. This is a blessing from God. How do you feel physically? Basically, thank God for I'm good. I'm fine. I don't feel like 40 years old. It's just a number. I worked out.

I did a boxing workout for the first time yesterday. I'm really, really sore right now and I couldn't fight. I can imagine after all these years that you're still feeling like this. But that's probably why. Yeah, that's sore, especially after the fight. Yeah, I fought for 30 second round, one 30 second round. That was good for me.

That was done. That was good stamina, right? They say everybody has a plan until you get punched in the face, is that true? Like once you get punched in the face, your plan changes for the fight. Like when you're playing with Freddie, yeah. This is the boxing.

If you don't have strength or power, your opponent will not respect you in the ring. But if you have power and strength, then it will change a lot. Yeah. Are you ever going to fight Mayweather again? Oh, that question is for him. If he will come back. So you're challenging him.

You challenge him to a fight? If he will come back, then why not? I mean, after this fight, we can talk about that if he came back to, came up from retirement. OK. We need to sell fights. You've got to say, I challenge Floyd Mayweather. And then we'll get it going.

We'll get you, we'll get it all in the cycle. We'll get everyone going about it. 25% cuts for him and I. Yeah. I heard a couple of yeses when I asked the question. You just got to say, I challenge Floyd Mayweather Jr. Or Floyd Mayweather Sr. Who cares? Fight him both.

Yeah, why not? Yeah, both. In a basketball game. Oh, OK. Yeah, yeah. I like that. So you brought up basketball just there. You're a professional basketball player.

You got picked in the first round, 11th. Did you pick yourself because you owned the team? No? Yes? Maybe a little bit. So who's your favorite NBA player? Stephen Curry, Durant. OK.

Like both of them. Nice. Who do you think is the leader of that team? Both of them. And Thompson also. Yeah. What about who do you think is the goat, LeBron or MJ? MJ, Michael Durant.

OK, good. Good answer. That was the interview was about to end if you said who. I think Cal was going to get angry. Yeah, yeah. So you don't want to see me angry. I was about to get angry if you said LeBron.

MJ is the right answer. MJ. Yeah. Easy. Come on. We don't even have to talk about it. But we can if we want to. Exactly.

Yeah, exactly, exactly, exactly. Are you a LeBron fan at all? No. No. I'm Michael Jordan. Yes. All the way. Love it.

I read that you do morning runs here with up to 500. Michael Jordan, he has a leadership. Yes. You know, that's the most important thing. Yeah. As a player, as an athlete, you have a leadership. Yeah. In boxing, I have leadership.

Yeah, so Michael Jordan in boxing. There you go. I mean, in a basketball game, if you're superstar in the team, you have to lead your team. That's interesting, because you have a lot of people in your camp on Team Pacquiao. And so do you find yourself as a fighter, you're leading that team?

Yeah. I mean, they're scared. But I'm the one who encouraged them to be scared. Hey, do you still have the, I don't want to say fat, but the little bit larger guy who lived in the closet, remember, for 24-7? Yeah, do you still have him? Where is he?

He's a vice mayor now. Oh, what is he? Yeah, vice mayor. What is that, vice mayor? Oh, OK. Nice. That's a come up for him. He was sleeping in a room with no windows.

And everyone was like, look at this fat guy. Now he's a vice mayor? Yeah. Nice. Good for him. Well, when you see him next, tell him I said congrats. Yeah. Yeah.

That's huge. Yeah. Oh, do you still do those morning runs? Yeah. Go for runs? And you have like 500 people that sometimes run with you? Is that true? Sometimes.

Does anybody ever try to beat you, or they just let you take the lead the whole time? I have Marathon running with me. Marathon runner. OK. Run with me. Yeah. Keeps the pace up?

Yeah. Yeah. That's, I mean, so what's the longest you run? How many kilometers or miles? We don't count the kilometers, we count the minutes. Oh. So how long, how many minutes? Sometimes 40 minutes, 50 minutes.

That's going to be tough. That's a really long time. What was, how old were you when you got in your first fight? Professional or a matcher? No, just like in life. School yard. Oh. I was like 10 years old.

Did you win? What? Did you win? I fight with two guys. Yeah. Did you beat them up? Two boys, and I'm one only. Oh, OK.

So you can just pretend you won. No one's going to fact check. You won. Yeah, you won. Yeah, good job. Hey, congrats on that one. Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly. When was the last time you were ever afraid of somebody?

I don't afraid of somebody. Never. I only afraid to God. So that's another call out to Floyd Mayweather, Jr. Not calling you out. Not afraid, Floyd, or senior. What do we have to do? What do we have to do to get on Team Pacquiao?

Do we have to do it? Can we be on Team Pacquiao? Can we get like a jacket? Yeah, you have to eat Balut and Durian. What is that? Oh, no, we got some groves from the audience. Jesus. I've eaten the egg with what we call this?

Raw duck. Raw duck. Raw duck. It's just egg, yeah. Oh, on board duck. Duck feed on the inferior. Yeah, yeah, Jesus. OK, you can't do that in Georgia.

And then what's the pay? What do you pay me? Balut and Durian. You know Durian, the fruit? Yeah, I've had Durian before. Yeah, yeah. It smells very stinky. You like it?

Yeah, no, no. But I would eat it if I could get a nice silk or satin jacket. Yeah, so I'm in. Well, how much do I get paid? How much do I get paid? Or just the jacket? That's how you become a team back down. OK, 25% right?

As we agreed earlier, so per our agreement. I'm in for it. I'm in for it. All right, we had some karaoke. You want to do some karaoke with us? Karaoke and what's that? You know, yeah, karaoke. We've got two songs.

You want to do it with us? I'm actually singing myself. Well, one you know very well. I think the second one you know as well too. We're going to start with sometimes when we touch. You want to do that? Sometimes we touch. Yeah.

No, come on, we got this. We'll start. I actually don't know how this goes. No, you start. We need you. You start. OK, I'll start. OK.

You ask me if I love you, and I choke on my reply. Other her, your eyes, then they sledge you with a light. Yes. Who am I to judge you? Ooh. What do you see or do? I only just beginning to see the real you. Yes.

Sometimes when we touch, the honesty's too much. I have to close my eyes and hide. I want to hold you till I die, till we both break down and cry. I want to hold you till the fear in me subsides. You got this? You got this next one? Yeah. OK.

I knew you did. Ooh, you're killing it now. Another runner, so stop within my true. I hear she's a surprise fighter, so stop within my you. Sometimes when we touch, the honesty's too much. And I have to close my eyes and hide. I want to hold you till I die, till we both break down and cry. I want to hold you till the fear in me subsides.

Sometimes I like to break you and rub you to your knees. Sometimes I like to break through and hold you in the sleep. Get it, Manny. There you go. Sometimes I understand you and I know how hard you try. This will love you, Manny. And I watch that passion bind. A time to think with lifters, still searching for a friend,

a brother or a sister, but in the passion flares again. Sometimes when we touch, the honesty's too much. And I have to close my eyes and hide. I want to hold you till I die, till we both break down and cry. I want to hold you till the fear in me subsides. I didn't know you were doing that. Beautiful. It's awesome.

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Okay, we now welcome on our very good friend. It is Paul Bissinette. Biz nasty. The man. We're talking to him about the Stanley Cup Final. Biz, I want to start with something that I think you could probably speak to, and that is Dano Char getting his chicklets knocked out, spitting chicklets.

That's Biz's podcast. It's a little segue there. His chicklets knocked out in game four, and not being able to come back on the ice. Now, can you, you've obviously had your chicklets knocked out. Can you tell a story about it and how, like, what type of pain is that, and what is he dealing with right now? I mean, surprisingly, when I got my knocked out,

it wasn't that painful. It happened against LA when I was playing with the Phoenix Coyotes. It was at home, and he just, he gave me a cheap shot, and he ended up getting a two-minute penalty, and I ended up, like, pulling out my tooth, because he loosened it to the point where I could just go in my mouth and take it out. And typically, when you get high on a guy and you draw blood, it's a four-minute minus.

I didn't get any terrible on my tooth. I just wanted to draw four minutes for my keen. So the ref gave me two, and I would go up to the ref, and I'm bleeding, and I had my tooth in my hand. I'm like, that should be four. And he just didn't want to hear, because, you know, sometimes refs are stubborn, and they don't want to be told what the call is.

So I go back to the bench, and I showed my coach, and my coach just fucking lost it. And sir, I don't know if they didn't end up changing it, but I ended up losing my tooth, and right now I have a bruise in my mouth, but for transitioning to Zidane O'Chara, I kept playing. So he ended up getting a puck in the mouth, and Zidane O'Chara is a tough individual,

and he's been through a lot. I'm going to speculate that it's something far greater than just his teeth, and I would assume it's a broken jaw, because if it was just his teeth, he would have came back to that game in the third period. And that was their second loss of the series, and both losses have come when they've lost the defenseman in the midst of the game.

Rizzlik went down with that hit from Sunquist from behind, and then of course Zidane O'Chara in last night's game. But very cool room, and that just shows the type of leader he is. I don't know if you've seen some of these off-ice clips of him talking. He's just like the ultimate team guy. All he cares about is hockey. He's so professional. And he went back in the third period and just slammed the gate in the defensive door,

and every time there's a TV time out, he'd just go by and give guys knuckles and say, you know, we got this, keep working. So very cool. Just great leadership by Zidane O'Chara. You got your jaw broken, too. So what's that like? Can you not play with a broken jaw? I've never broken my jaw. I don't know if you're trying to transition into some sick joke.

No, I thought you broke your jaw. We just knew you had a glass jaw watching you fight. Yeah, I assume you've broken everything. No, yeah, I never broke my jaw. That was one thing knock on wood. I broke my nose like probably 10, 12 times. Yeah, we can tell. We've looked at you. You got a best of nose.

We're not saying anything that's not true. It's just like, as a matter of fact, it's bad. That's not true because you said I was the first one to ever diagnose the cauliflower nose. Yeah, that's true. We just said that. After I broke my nose five times, I had to get surgery on it

because I couldn't even breathe out of my one nostril. And I ended up getting surgery. I was off for like two weeks. This was in the off season. And I would say six months after getting surgery, we were in the season starting back up. I've broken it again. So I've broken it a good, I would say 12 to 15 times. I still can't breathe out of that nostril

that I couldn't breathe out of before. When I went in to get nose surgery, I think the surgery itself, which is standard, was supposed to take one hour and 15 minutes, but it took close to two hours because when he broke it in order to set it back in place, the bone had just shattered and there was all these fragments of bone everywhere.

So we had to go and clean it all up. You said it was one of the worst ones you'd ever seen. So I'll take that to the bank and wear it like a badge of honor. So you were actually knocked out under when they were doing your nose surgery, right? Yeah, I was under. I wasn't because the doctor knew that I was tough enough

to handle the pain of having the reduction while I was awake. But I played rugby, not hockey, so I was a little bit more than a man. You've got to remember, I've set my own broken nose back in place with my fingers while I've been out, while I've been awake. The procedure was to help with my septum, which was completely fucked and still is.

So I don't know if you're trying to fucking pat yourself on the back. Again, stating facts. We can always roof it around you. If you want to get tough with me, I'll take that chubby, rugby ass right with the fucking cleaner. Let's go.

Well, are we doing it on ice or on grass? Because you don't know how to fight on grass. You need those skates. That's a little crutch. We don't need to do it on ice. Let's do it in a ring at Ruff and Rowdy. I'll have Big Cat sing the anthem for us and then we'll sing You Remember, bro. I'll sing Oh, Canada for you, biz.

Okay, so how about this? If I last longer than 30 seconds against you in Ruff and Rowdy, that's a win for me. Because you're way above my weight class. Hey, buddy, I haven't fought in a long time, but you're actually probably getting here at that low center at Ruff and Rowdy. If it was MMA, I could probably take you down.

Yeah. Just double leg your ass. Jumping back real quick to Zidano Chara. I remember a couple years ago, Logan Gattura, he took a puck to the face, right? Yeah. I think he came back and he played. If Chara, if he is going to try to come back

and play in the rest of the series, what does he do in between games as far as like, how do you stay healthy? How do you get enough energy to play in a hockey game if you can't eat anything? Yeah. Well, that's one of the main problems, right? And then with how cardiovascular, you know,

playing professional ice hockey is, and how intense it is, I would imagine that he probably can't practice very heavy. If in fact it is a broken jaw, and he wants to play, because you got to score almost calories and whatever it is. He's a very healthy guy, like very regimented diet. So I would imagine that he's going to go over it today

and talk to the trainers if it is in fact a broken jaw, and figure out what it is he can take down for shakes and stuff in order to have enough energy to even play close to what he was playing. He used to play 30 minutes. He's down to about 20 now, but I mean, playing 20 minutes with a broken jaw, and another thing too is how much can you open your mouth in order to get oxygen in,

because you can't just do it straight nose if you're playing a sport with healthy. So you've got to become a bit like a big cat and become a mouth breather. Okay, that was a fair shot. I wanted to talk about game three. Obviously the Blues came back in game four one. That was on Monday night.

But game three, they get run out of the barn, so to speak. Bennington gets pulled. What happens when your team has a goalie that has such a bad night that he gets pulled, and like, do you guys talk to him after? What is that like when a goalie puts a performance like that out on the ice? I mean, usually after the game,

if I kind of ran into him in the locker room or so, I would just go over and say, hey, buddy, don't worry about that one, that's on us, because the team didn't necessarily play that well either. So it was kind of a stink job by everyone, and he's done so much for their team since January, where he's a huge team son, why they've been able to turn that thing around and where they are.

So you just got to quickly put it behind you. Some of the best teams and best players are ones that have very short memories. I was the type of guy where if I made a mistake, because I wouldn't play much, and usually if I did make a mistake, I probably would be out of the lineup for the next couple of games, or at least the next one for sure.

So I would sit there all night thinking about it, and I would stress about it, even the next day at the rink, I'm walking on eggshells, where he's probably mentally tough enough, or he spent enough time in the minors, and he's kind of just enjoying the moment, where you just put it behind him, and he had a good bounce back performance.

I wouldn't say he had to do a ton of work in game four. I think he had 23 shots on that. He ended up giving up two holes, but I still think that Bennington has to steal one game this series, where he stands on his head, and I said that in yesterday's podcast that dropped this morning, that I have a feeling that he's going to go into Boston and steal a game. That was just my inkling.

Yeah, that was my hot take, and I think that he could do it. So nothing much is going to be said to him. I think that he's mentally tough enough to put that one behind him. What about him taking a dive? He took a little dive at the end of game four. Yeah, I mean, he kind of exaggerated the hook by Marsha, but for those of you who are wondering how he's going to respond,

you just go look to his numbers in games following a loss, and they're just outrageous. I think he's only lost one back-to-back game since becoming a starter in January. So he might not even have one. I believe it is only one, but I might even be wrong. I tried to explain that to Hank because he said the series was over, and I said the blues coming off a loss have been very, very good

in the way they bounce back, and you read all the articles, like the team just has that resolve that they're able to kind of weather a storm where 7-2, first Stanley Cup final game in however many years, 49 years at home. Do you think that that adds a little something, like the pressure that the blues might be feeling because the city is so like crazed for a championship and the team has never won a cup in franchise history?

No, I think they're just kind of living in the moment. I don't really think that that's factoring in where it's added pressure. I think a lot of these guys, I think the pressure is coming in from internally because the blues core group, I mean, outside of Petrangelo and of course, Bennington that he's 25, he's debuted in January, a lot of these guys know that these chances don't come very often

and that this might be their last kick at the can. So, I mean, two wins away from winning it all the chance of you never getting to always that Stanley Cup. And there's a lot of good players in that St. Louis locker room and we've had a lot of good teams going the last eight to ten years where finally they've been able to get over the hump and get to the finals. My assumption is that they're going to get the job done.

I picked the losing six. Oh, wow. Okay, I like that. Have you, do you lend any credence to my theory that in the playoffs you'd rather get your ass kicked, like get smoked six to nothing, than lose a four to three game in overtime because the close loss is so much more demoralizing

because you think that you've got it, whereas with like a six-nothing loss, you just say fuck it after you're down four-nothing and who really cares, we'll turn the page on this one. I completely agree. I said that on the podcast as well. It's almost nice, especially in game one. It was all Boston and it was swattering.

Even though the score was still close, St. Louis wasn't even on the same ice surface as them. And then, of course, followed up with the overtime win when they completely outplayed Boston. So it's kind of been that way every other game. And then, you know, for the obvious reason that the theory would be tied. And I completely agree.

Because when you win, when you ruin, let's say, an overtime game, it's a little demoralizing. It's a force to when you get slaughtered. I mean, I think the slaughter press that homey on the night when they lost seven, two of the game would face you over in the second intermission.

So you're just thinking, hey, let's get back to our good habits in the third period here. Keep the reset button and come back out as your game four. I got a question for you guys. Yeah, go for it. You guys got to interview Zach Efron. Like, that guy's like Mr. Worldwide.

Man rocket. Yeah, man rocket. Yeah, big time. You must just be a rough question. You guys get to talk to him a little bit on the outside of the interview about his style. Yeah, he gave us all the tips. All the tips were like,

do the exact opposite with your bodies of what you're currently doing. Yeah, he was like, hey, if you guys really want to get out there, you should star in a hit movie when you're like 18 years old and then be an A-lister and make millions. And then guess what? It's pretty easy.

Well, then he said also what you guys need to do to get your bodies in shape is work out twice a day and go vegan or plant-based. Surf and just never go on the internet. It's everything that we don't do. And be born hot and with good genetics. Correct. Well, I was born hot with good genetics.

We're all born hot. It's called Original Sin. Another question. Has she the Ted Bundy movie that he did? Yes. I did watch that. Yeah. Did you like it?

I want to get your guys opinion off. I thought it was good. I liked it a lot. You know what? I think I did myself a service by watching it after Zach had already explained it to me because a lot of people were pissed off that it made Ted Bundy look like he was a normal, nice guy

when from, I guess the point of the movie was to show Ted Bundy from the point of everybody that he had fooled. Right. Because that's how the world saw him at the time. So, my brain was poisoned by Zach and his charming eyes. But I enjoyed it. So, I'm a very critical, I'm very critical on movies

and actors. I'm a bit of a movie snob. Whereas, like, she didn't depict Bundy how he was. Like, he didn't show any signs of like craziness where you see clips of Bundy. Like, you can only get a few screws. Or in this one, I'm like, this is some like rocket launcher model who's just like,

yeah, we'll be crazy. That's the point. That's the point though, because like the whole world was, there was like a big part of the world that was like infatuated with this guy and was like, how could this guy do it? He's good looking. He's a lawyer, all this stuff.

So, it kind of fucks with your brain. Zach Efron. Yeah, true. He's been looking at Zach Efron. And I don't think Efron depicted the craziness enough. Like, you could tell he just didn't have that twitch wrong with him. Like, you saw the old clips and you're like,

okay, that guy was like, you could definitely tell he was psycho. I don't know who the fuck that guy was fooling. All right, well, I'm a movie reviewer, reviewer and I think your review sucks. I liked his review because it showed the movie how like most people saw it. How dumb people watched it like this.

He showed his review was like from the point of view of somebody that hasn't spoken to Zach Efron about the movie. Yeah, or a punk at his house. Exactly. And like, you know, been boys with Zach Efron. So, I really liked Paul's review even though most people would probably hate it.

Yeah, it's like, what would it be like if we weren't friends with Zach Efron and we didn't go to college? That kind of thing. That's your movie review. Sure. Yeah. I mean, I guess I'm a fucking idiot.

Biz, I want to talk to you real quick about being a big gate guy. I heard that you... Yeah. Well, I mean, when I played, I didn't play much. And when I was on the bench, I was just very aware of what was going on in the ice. And, you know, these guys play 20 minutes.

They come off. They just, you know, they get their Gatorade or water and then they just, they're in the full of the game. They're worrying about themselves individually and what they have to do in order to help the team win. Whereas, like, my role is just to go out there and run around and hit guys and protect guys and, you know, chirp guys from the bench.

But I would always sit by the door because, you know, when guys are coming off, sometimes they've had a minute shift and they're exhausted and they can't find a gate latch. You know, because your fucking, your mind's all squirrely. I mean, take a 400-meter sprint and then try to think just very logically and like normal.

Very difficult. So I would always make sure that the gate was open and then they had a water bottle in hand if they wanted it right away. And that was just how good of a team player I was and that's probably the reason why I got to stick around. Whereas in the topic of conversation came up in round two where Landis got the captain for the Colorado Avalanche

was coming off the ice. And he'd been out there a while and you could tell he was tired. Where I believe it was on a power play too and he couldn't find the gate latch. So he was on the ice and he was still inside the offensive zone. Well, the plan's up becoming very close. The play continues though. They end up scoring.

San Jose hit some of the review on the offside because in the midst of Landis got trying to find the gate, his feet come back inside the offensive zone. So it was called back. That would have tied the game in game seven and a round two against San Jose Sharps. They end up getting their goal of decline. They scored phase two one and then San Jose

ends up going on the whole line and win that hockey game. And it all came down because they didn't have a gatekeeper. Yeah, you are the most important part of a team. That's what I learned from that story. No, I'm a part of the team. And even if it wasn't another guy who gets to play a lot of minutes right by the gate, you got to be aware and let your guy get off the ice and that ended up costing him.

Kind of a free plan and there's been a lot of weird ones through a playoffs with like five minute majors and hand pass from us. So I would imagine that review on every goal becomes a thing and also on five minute majors where the referee will have an opportunity to look at what happened before throwing a guy out. You brought up an interesting point.

Like squirrely brain after you get stuck on the ice. That's one of the greatest things in playoff hockey when a team like tilts the ice and keeps a line out there for an extended period of time and you just know like they're gassed and it's almost like they're trapped. They can't get out and it just kind of like is an avalanche on the other team. Have you ever been part of the other side where you're caught

on the ice and an extended shift and you're like, fuck, we got to get out of here. We got to get out of here. That's a fascinating dynamic that hockey has. Oh, for sure. It actually happened in Chicago. Funny that you mentioned that. And I think we're out there for 20, 30 seconds

and then it was an icing. So the rule is if it's an icing in hockey, the defending team can't change. So it's a rule that they made in order to help provide more offense because obviously there's a tired team now and the team that ice it is at a disadvantage because the Chicago Blackhawks are allowed to throw whatever line they want against us.

Well, of course they picked Jonathan Taze and Patrick Tane and whoever else it was to go against our fourth line. And I'm 30 seconds on the ice. I'm gassed. These other guys can go a minute, but I'm a dumpster fire. They end up snapping back the draw and just buzzing in our end for about 45 seconds. Thank God they didn't score, but it was hell.

It was a Chinese fire drill. And Patrick Tane and Jonathan Taze pretty much ruined my life for 45 seconds. And then I was able to finally get off. And I mean, it's transitioning into baseball. It's kind of like when a bigger guy hits an extra base hit and then maybe he thought he could get a triple and he's kind of like trying to slow down after

around a second and all of a sudden his mind's going squirrelly because he's somewhat done exercise. And then it's just a cluster of him running the bases. That's kind of similar to what it would be at all. It's crazy to think about because like 45 seconds probably felt like an eternity, even though you say 45 seconds, but 45 seconds on, you know, when you're skating around, it's got to just absolutely

gas you. Yeah, I would just yell spimony, hoping that the ref would just blow the whistle. Kind of like, what's the movie there, the basketball movie with Will Ferrell? Oh, you're talking about Second Moon? He got game. No.

Do you remember, hey, hey, Bizz, do you remember, do you remember that scene when he got game when Ray Allen went to the college and Rick Fox is like, hey, here's Bunny and someone else. And then they had a threesome. Did that ever happen on your college trips? No, but we get college girls in the podcast and I always ask them if they get teed up on recruiting trips.

The consensus is that they bring them out to drink and I don't know if they necessarily key them up to get a kill. But I would imagine that some of these guys end up getting lucky. Yeah, of course. The basketball recruiting and football recruiting are different.

Yeah, that's different. You guys could win your national championship. Right. And yeah, they're probably getting their wheelie sucked left and right. Do you get two? Yeah, go ahead. I was going to say, when you're tired out on the ice,

if you've been out there for like 45, 50 seconds, are you looking forward to the opportunity to lay down, take a shot, like to block a shot? Is that something that you look at as like, oh, at least I get five seconds to rest. I hated blocking shots. That was the one thing. I would rather take a punch to the face and then get a pop

off the ankle or toe or anywhere in the lower body. Yeah. And it's funny because you watch it and because you're wearing so many pads, you think it might not hurt that much. But holy shit. When a guy shoots 100 and it goes right off their ankle, it's so, so painful looking. Yeah.

They actually, in the midst of my professional career, they invented these things. I think it was the trainer in Tampa Bay with the lightning. He invented these plastic covers that go around with your laces and the side of your boot is in order to help from one, the potential factor of a blade cutting through and cutting you because sometimes they've cut tendons in their foot because of the pressure.

Yeah, from like a pressure cut from a blade coming down on their foot. Also, it helps for when you walk soft with your foot, with a puck, it absorbs the impact. And this guy is making a space now that the idea, and he might not even be a trainer anymore. I actually had one last question and it's kind of like, kind of about the coyotes here.

So it's a C-Geek question, put in promo code, take you at $10 off your C-Geek purchase. Brett Hull, he was basically on Monday Night Raw on Monday Night when he came out. It was electric. Like a Ric Flair promo. Do you see yourself, if the coyotes get to the Stanley Cup finals some day, and maybe you're not the radio guy anymore,

are you like the legend that comes out and whips up the crowd like Brett Hull? I would probably have to be as intoxicated as Brett Hull. He was so lit. In one dot, Parlam's not like that. Get in the chinchilla, call YP's chinchilla. By the way, what a dog that YP's done with this run in getting traction on Twitter.

Yeah. Each of his videos is getting like half a million views. It's crazy. The other side note before I get to more Brett Hull is, I know these, the port noise are a very polarizing figure, and if you do, you're welcome to hit them. Since joining Boston, I've followed Barstow more closely. His ability to own the internet in so many different

situations is fucking insane. Well, he was assaulted last night. Yeah, that was sad. He was assaulted. Listen, the NHL has a towel problem. Yeah, he was assaulted. I think you can agree on that, whether it's handing them out for free or having you get hit in the eye by them by a guy

that's sitting behind you. The, the Dave Portnoy versus Towel's battle is going to be one for the ages. Yes. I mean, you know, Biz, like the NHL is taking shots to the head very seriously now. And like what, what if that towel gives them a concussion? That's not something to joke about.

I completely agree. I just think it's amazing how everything that went on at Super Bowl with you guys and how you guys had far and above the most impression that Super Bowl without even being allowed in half of the game. Whereas Dave, you know, Dave's least favorite sport of the major sports is probably hockey, I would assume. Yup.

But because Boss is in the final, he's going to attach himself to it. Well, I would, I would, I'd be, I'd be hard-pressed to find another media outlet that's gotten more traction on, on the Stanley Cup run, including YP and, and of course obviously Chick, let's talk about all the, all the playoffs. But just now Dave and his, his ridiculousness in the crowd. Yeah.

Yeah. Biz, thank you. We reached our 500th show last week and we want to say thank you for being a part of the number one sports podcast. It's been fantastic that you've been able to chip in. You've been like in, in very biz fashion. You have been the gate guy for this podcast. I would say Ryan Whitney's been the gate guy.

When I saw the list of how many times each individual's been I was shocked to see that Ryan Whitney's been on 14 times. Yikes. Yeah. It's like he's trying a little bit too hard. He's a funny bastard. Yeah. I think that you're more of the gate guy though because he's

out there on the ice more often. You're the guy that comes in just for spurts every now and again where you can't find anybody else. Or maybe the healthy scratch guy in the suit in the box. Sure. Yeah. As always, whatever you need me for, you know I'm a team guy. I'll help, I'll help line those pockets full of money.

What do you spend your money on, PFT? I don't see it in clothes. Just like shit. You're the worst hair in the world. No, I got, I, dude, you don't, listen, you don't come at the legs. All right. You can just talk about my height. You can talk about how I'm a little squatty body.

You can talk about just my clothes in general. That's fine. But when you come at this mop, we got problems. Buddy, it's so dry. You got split ends. Take care of it. Listen, I take care of it. I take, I take great care of it.

I don't need a doctor to knock me out just for a pair of my nose. Okay. My doctor looks at me as like, this guy can take some pain. You're the cost. Yeah, you're the, you're the Costco brand, Fabio. Oh, that's fine. That's fine. Fabio is a fucking supermodel.

I'll take Costco brand, Kirkland signatures. You ever had their dark chocolate almonds? You ever had their Pub mix? Costco's great. Slice of pizza, 99 cents. Everyone broke his nose on the roller coaster. That was awesome. Yeah.

I'll bet Fabio didn't need to be knocked out by a chicken shit doctor to get that fixed. How come Hank never gets to talk on this show? He can talk if he wants to. He's just being a little bit of a shy guy right now. Hank, go ahead. I listened to one of your guys' shows last week and I was a big fan of the way you say forloko. Yeah.

Hank played it for us like a hundred times. Very funny. Can you say it for us? How did I say it? Forloko? You were doing like an ad review. Like all you young kids that are like young and full of cum drinking forloko. I like forloko.

All right. Well, see, I think I might be a better actor than Zac Efron. Yeah. Say it. Forloko. Yeah. Did you ever drink forloko before they changed the formula? Forloko?

The stuff with the caffeine and all that stuff? No. I'm not digging all those crazy drinks. I used to drink here, but I got my blood work done and it finds out I might bludge a little bit allergic to yeast. Oh. Your blood is allergic to yeast. I don't know if you guys have ever got a blood test.

No. I haven't gotten a blood test. Not all of us get herpes scarce. It just tells you what foods you're allergic to and that you could lay off of. And I mean, we don't know. Inflammation is one of the leading causes of disease. We do. We all know that.

The leading cause of disease. And a big reason why you need to eat. Another nice thing. So, great talking guys and great talking hockey too. I know a lot of people probably didn't tune in because they're not hockey fans that listen to your podcast, but the ones you stuck around, I appreciate it and love you. They love you and they love spittin' chicklets. So, you can check out Biz and our favorite recurring guest, Ryan Whitney, on spittin'

chicklets with RA, full-time RA, and they drop it twice a week. So, check that out. Biz, thank you as always. We appreciate it and we'll talk to you soon, man. See you guys. All right. See you, man. That interview with Paul Bissinet was brought to you by Bird Dogs.

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Next up we have Bachelor Talk, Bachelorette Talk, for guys that don't watch The Bachelorette, but Hank watches, so he's going to tell us. No, I don't. What happened last night, Hank? I saw you tweeting for your girlfriend, Hank. What? Yeah. What?

You think that I took time to tweet something and not tweet it from the PMT Twitter? Because it wasn't. Because it was out of my way. I know it wasn't. It was someone else. Okay. It was their producer. That's an aggressive thought that you think I would, I care that much to do that.

That was a very heavy accusation. They're heavy. But I mean, I guess I appreciate the fact that you think I worked that hard, but Hannah and Jen- You don't incriminate yourself, Hank. Yeah, really. Don't be like, you think I was tweeting at night? No, you basically said that I went into someone else's account and tweeted it for them.

You think I'm a good enough boyfriend to tweet something? All right, you didn't tweet it. Okay. But you did watch. I didn't. Sure. Hannah and Jen go to Boston to practice with Jalen Brown and Terry Roseair. Oh, weird.

That must have been awesome for you to watch. Jalen Brown gives Hannah love advice. What did Jalen say? I don't know. It's all the notes says. When was this filmed? I don't know. What the clip?

What the clips say that you watched? The clip. I just saw a still of the video and it said this is the best advice on relationships that I forget what it said. Celtic Got All Year? Yeah, something like that. Well, yeah. They filmed this because that like changes everything.

Right? If it was in the beginning of the season, they probably were like, Hey, this is going to work out. And then at the end of the season, they're like, Hey, guess what? It's not going to work out because the point guard is going to talk about Flat Earth and then blame everyone 15 times during the season and it's probably going to all blow up in our face. And then Gordon Hayward's advice was just have a boy.

Yeah. Just give birth to a male. Daddy's always happy. Jed admits to Hannah that he originally came on the show to become a famous singer, but has since started to see a real future with Hannah. It's so weird how that happens, right? Like you go on the show because, you know, you think that you're doing it for all these selfish reasons.

But then once a guy sees a woman that he'd like to have sex with, he's like, No, I'm in love now. Yeah. I'm in love. This feeling in my pants. That's love. Yeah. And then finally, Luke P body slammed Luke S after the whistle during the group rugby

date. What? That's yellow and the rest of the guys end up hating Luke P for it. Yeah. Tag Luke B. Luke S. Luke S. Is there a Luke B? I don't know.

Oh. Luke P and Luke S. It's two Luke's. So I guess Luke is the bad boy now. Luke P. Damn. Yeah. He's just fucking jacking people up. Yeah.

Well, right. It sounds like rugby's back. That's pretty cool. Yeah. That does. That's really cool. They win. Do we win?

Yeah. We can't wait. Luke came in second. Yeah. We came in second. They should call. What is it? What's the room that you go into?

The chamber? The fantasy suite. Yeah. The fantasy suite should be called the Senbin. That's actually a great rebrand for it. That is. You could probably get a lot of middle of America to be like, yeah, you're right. That is sinful.

Yep. What they're doing right there. The Bachelorette. I feel like this is a boring season. I feel like I say that every time, but I feel like this is a boring season. Hannah's whack. She is? She's real whack.

We got Jake Marsh is nodding in approval. You watch Jake? Yeah. No, your mic's not on, so don't even worry about it. Just nod. Yes, he does. Confirm nod. Okay.

So that ruins the whole bit because now we are guys that do watch the Bachelorette. Are there any dudes that are on the show that it's looking like they're going to be the front runner to become the next bachelor? I legitimately have watched one episode. The Body Slam guy? No, you can't give the guy that got Body Slam. Not the Hank Haney hit, but one of the Luke's. Yeah.

One of the Luke's six. Probably the Luke P. I mean, it sounds like he's got the people's attention. Yeah. Okay. Luke P. Okay. Am I on you?

Sorry, not sorry for Freddie Kitchens, so Duke Johnson wants to be traded and Freddie Kitchens has to basically lay the smack down and let everyone know he's the boss in town. He said on Duke Johnson, he wants to be traded. I want to win the lottery. It doesn't matter. He's under contract. He's a Cleveland Brown. He's going to be used to the best of his ability and what benefits the team.

Boom. Way to go, Freddie. Freddie is at that beautiful point in an NFL coach's career when they're a rookie and they haven't had all the joy sucked out of him yet by like Roger Goodell and Bob Costas reading speeches at halftime to you that he can say what's on his mind and not worry about it. And he thinks that he calls all the shots. It's always great when the new guy comes in town, he's like, I am the sheriff.

And it's like, actually, if the owner wants to decide something, he'll just decide it. If the GM wants to do something, he'll do it. If the quarterback wants to do something, he'll do it. You don't get a say in that. Freddie's so naive right now. And I love it. I love this stage of a coach's career. What I remember the most was probably Rex Ryan.

Yeah. When he first became a coach, he was like guaranteeing Super Bowls. He was calling players out left and right. And then his soul just got crushed. Yeah. Well, S-O-U-L. Yeah. He probably would have liked it.

Yes. It was S-O-L-E. Freddie, just a tip. You have control of basically the special teams and who doesn't make the like, you have like guys 50 through 58 on the roster. That's your zone of decision making. Everything else, someone else has got it. But he's also still, he's in the aftermath of Hugh Jackson.

So he's going to get a little bit more leeway, I think, because they're just getting rid of that deal. Yeah. All right. We have a stay woke. This was a stay woke that was a stay woke for about an hour and then completely debunked. So Nick Wright, friend of the program, a current guest, not a bad guy, tried to throw out this conspiracy theory that in the 2015 NBA finals, there was actually voting for

the finals MVP was four for LeBron, four for Iggy, three for Steph in games or whatever. Yeah. Game seven. Yeah. And because there was a tie, they did a re-vote and then Iggy won. So LeBron should have won because he was tied, but they traded votes and they took away all Steph's and gave him to Iggy. And then he threw this out there basically trying to split convention and politics.

Yeah. Like Nick Wright was like, Hey, how can I get LeBron into this finals narrative? Here we go. I'm going to go back in time and get him the finals MVP in a losing effort. And then every single writer who voted on it was like, this is insane. They literally come around and just take your vote out of your hand. And that's it. So they weren't trading votes after the fact after, after there was only a plurality that

was achieved. And it was like, we sit in different spots and the NBA literally comes, taps you on the shoulder, takes your vote. And then that's it. That would have been great though if there was a vote swapping that took place after the fact. Yeah. Win horse.

Listen, if you, if you give me your curry votes, the AI at a later date, I will give you, I will give you, when I see you falling asleep on TV, I'll page you so it buzzes you and you wake up. And that, and that will be why all of a sudden out of nowhere, you have someone like Mark Spears votes for LeBron for the finals MVP this year. Yeah. Oh, that'd be great. It's like, what?

I do, I admire it as a fellow LeBron Stan, a LeBron sexual Nick, right? I like, we got to get Nick back on the podcast. You got to, you got to keep your guy's name in, even when people are forgetting because right now LeBron's name has been unfairly dragged through the mud for trying to trade away his entire team, faking an injury and feeding his kids alcohol. And somebody needs to be there to stand on the table for him. Listen, I genuinely like Nick Wright and we've been through it. We fought and then we, we made up and I actually liked the guy because I think he's very, very

smart and very good at what he does. But he's in a time of need because this is sad. This is where LeBron stands are. They're trying to go back in time and get finals MVP votes like recast. This is sad. If you're LeBron Stan, take a moment, have a little self-reflection and realize Kobe's better than LeBron. I think what you need to do is remember how good LeBron James is at losing.

He is perhaps the best loser in NBA history. He will forever be known as being absolutely great at not succeeding. Did you see his Instagram yesterday? That was it was the most basic LeBron James. Fuck social media. I'm dope in real life. Yeah. That was his picture.

The guy who does like 45 story Instagram stories where the dots are so fucking small. They're just a bunch of periods. Yeah. He's doing zero dark 30 without doing zero dark 30, whatever, whatever. All right. Before we get to guys on chicks, we're going to do a quick Mount Rushmore season is coming up. After the NBA finals are over, so we thought we don't want to hurt ourselves getting right

into Mount Rushmore season. So we're going to do a little stretch before we start running and it's not going to be a draft. It's just going to be a statement of four. So it is the Mount Rushmore of voices. We would like to be the new Siri because Apple has announced they're open to changing the voice of Siri. Hank, would you like to go first?

Go for it. Hank. All four. Yeah. That's what we're saying. We're going to do a little stretch before we get to the final Mount Rushmore. We're just getting in the practice of it. This is like spring training.

It's a simulated game. Yeah. This is like the day one of training camp when they make you run like 300 yards just to make sure you're in shape. Okay. Matthew McConaughey. Good. All right.

Lee Schreiber. Good. Morgan Freeman. That's good. Fancy bitch. Liz. Lil Wayne. Lil Wayne.

It's really good. That's good. Really good. I like him except Morgan Freeman. Okay. That was basic. Okay. It's a good voice.

Should I go? Can I go? Yeah, you go. You go. You go. Rock, paper, scissors, shoot. Rock, paper, scissors, shoot. Okay.

I'll go. Okay. Number one, Patrick Mahomes. Okay. Number two, Julie Louise Dreyfus because she had the hot voicemail and Seinfeld and also ever. She might be the number one approval rating of anyone ever when you think about it. Who has ever been like, I don't like Julie Louise Dreyfus?

Keanu Reeves is getting up there recently. He's up there. He's up there. I keep waiting for something problematic with him, but I hope it doesn't. Yeah. The chick from Theranos would be hilarious. Hi. I'm here to change the world with a fraud piece of equipment that doesn't actually work,

looks like a printer and will test your blood in Arizona only. That. Please submit one drop of blood into your headphone jack. This turtleneck? Oh, I didn't notice. I was just jacking Steve Jobs style. All right. That was our quick Theranos recap and go watch it.

And then my last one is Al Pacino's Scarface or Mia's Scarface. Okay. Whatever they want. Here's kind of like a four, five, seven hundred and one type deal front Calliendo. Just mix it up. Yeah. Depending on what feature you're using. Confuse people.

Maybe Frank Calliendo doing the Siri voice. Yeah. Oh, that'd be good. That'd be really good. Great impression. Yeah. Coach Oh. Yeah.

That's an obvious one. Good one. Go cargo. You hit the homepage. Well, now I got to figure out between these last couple. Cardi B. Okay. I would like Cardi B.

Yeah. What, no? I don't know. This phone doesn't have a pussy. Are you doing a Cardi B impression now? Yeah. Wow. How convenient.

Didn't see that one coming. Okay. How convenient is that? This is Michael. We took away that. This is now Michael Scott. We took away the home button. Michael Scott is taking over the podcast.

Wow. Out of left field. Alex Jones. Did you work on that before this? Absolutely not. Okay. Okay. Alex Jones.

Alex Jones and then John Madden. John Madden would be good. John Madden would be really good. I watched the football life of John Madden the other day. It was awesome. What's he up to these days? He just hangs out. He's actually part of one of the NFL's committees.

He watches all the games in this man cave with all his friends every Sunday and then he just, they hit him up and like, John, do you think this was good? He's like, yeah. That's incredible. Yeah. It's perfect. It's a perfect role. You're right.

I've heard that every once, I think like eight months or so, he'll have an opinion on a controversial call in a game and how it can be fixed. Right. And he's usually right. He's very useful. I also threw out there, Gronk would be great. Gronk would be very, very good. What was the one we always copied?

The Roger Goudel. Roger Goudel. Um, Joe Rogan, Joe Rogan, just because he would have less time to podcast and our ratings would do better. Yeah. That would actually be great if Joe Rogan would do. Just stop. Although no, he'd probably be like every time Siri's voice is played, it counts as a download.

That's true. That would suck. Elizabeth Hurley. Oh, I mean, having your phone asking for a smoke peyote, baby. That's awesome. Yeah, but same movie. Elizabeth Hurley. She's just like, Oh, I wrote Austin, Austin, Maya Angelou, your teeth are simply disgusting.

Maya Angelou would be sick. She's dead. Yeah, but you could, you could, she said enough words. Ooh, what about this? What if your phone just heard your voice enough to the point where it could redo your voice as Siri for whatever Siri needs to say. Well, your phone is always listening, so yeah, yeah, your phone could probably do it right now.

Terrifying. You know why? Yeah. You don't give yourself a little pump up speech every now and then, like, Hey, you got this man. Do that all the time. You got this, bro. You can go right in the mirror.

Yeah. And then I just lay in bed and scroll Twitter. All right, guys on checks. Sup BBBs. Yo. My boyfriend likes a lot of, my boyfriend likes a lot of slutty pictures on Instagram. Should I be worried? No.

You gotta at least tell him that you can see it and then see how he reacts to that. Because sometimes people don't know that this is one of them like the girls are much more aware of the fact that you can check what other people are liking than guys. Yes. I didn't know that until I followed like six porn stars in one day and everyone was like, dude, like, fuck you guys. What the hell? I just want to see what they're up to.

That Hank makes a great point because his reaction after you tell him that will tell you a lot because if he stops doing it, then he's probably a good boyfriend, right? Because he doesn't want to make you upset. Well, actually, if he stops doing it, he probably made a fence to Graham and he's probably up to more problems. You'd rather like the devil you know kind of situation. So you can keep eyes on him? Yeah.

Also, the guy's got to be smarter than that. You got to mix in a few random likes, like just muddy the water as much as possible. I learned that with the porn star day. If I'm going to follow a porn star, I also follow like 16 sports media accounts. And some male porn stars too. All in the same day. Yeah. But even if you're liking a bunch of pictures, if there's one bikini picture and you have

a girlfriend, it's like, what are you doing? I do agree with the idea of like, let him go so you can kind of monitor. Like there's a few episodes of Homeland that were like that. You got some intel on somebody building a chemical weapons facility and you don't go destroy it. You wait to see who else interacts with that facility. Here's a genius idea. All the Instagram models should come together and form a union and decide that to save all

of us out there who are just horny on Instagram, liking a bunch of pictures, whenever they put a video up, the cover photo is a boobable dog. So that way when you see it, you just see the cover photo and then boom, it's just like some, some chicken, a bikini at the pool. I like that. That's a great idea. Do that for us. Hey boys, especially Ned Stark a few weeks ago, so does he have a British accent?

No, he actually, it was weird. He was from Argentina a few weeks ago. I wanted to date with this guy from Bumble and thought it went super well. Turns out he thought so too and actually asked me to his family party later that week. I told him I couldn't make it. Whoa, family party for the first date. Sounds seems that way. Wow.

No, no, no. Second date. Second date. Still, that's a little wow. I told him I couldn't make it and now he's ghosting me. Am I overthinking the situation or did I just dodge a bullet? You might have dodged a bullet, but what if it was your family too? What if you guys were like cousins and you'll never know?

Yeah, that'd be crazy. If you're like, Hey, I have the same family union at the same time on Sunday afternoon at the park. We'll see you guys there. Yeah. That's the second date as a family outing. That's fucking weird. He definitely is like one of those like, like guys who probably lives in his house.

So he's like 35 either that or he absolutely hates his family and he was just using Bumble to try to get a buffer zone at the family reunion or he's a genius and he wasn't actually into her, but he doesn't want to let her down the hard way. So that's his go to move to dump chicks is to be like, Hey, we're going to see Nana. She's on her deathbed. Cool second date. Mm hmm. Yeah.

Good point. Sup boys, especially PFT. So my boyfriend is trying to grow a summer beard, but it cannot come in fully and looks terrible. That way. Timeout. That sucks though, right? Yeah.

When it's like, when it's like sup and you're like, Oh, nice. And it's like, well, actually, I only said sup to you because I bad beard. Yeah. No, that's fine. Listen, there's one thing I learned early on. It's a brutal bait and switch. You got to lean into all your weaknesses. Yeah.

That's a brutal bait and switch. I told him to start using shampoo in his beard and he said, this is why women can't grow facial hair. So let me know. Does putting shampoo in a beard help it grow? I can say with a hundred percent certainty that it does not. Does not. And also women definitely can grow facial hair, buddy.

Mm hmm. They have to shave. It's 2016. All the time. Sup boys, especially fat dad cat. Oh, this summer, I decided to start letting the point was kind of back and I decided to start letting myself go a little bit and have been sleeping around a lot. I haven't.

Yes. Be you. I have an IUD, but I haven't told any guy I slept with that I do. It's an improvised explosive device. Yeah. We always get that confused. What is the? It's a carbon.

I IUD. It's basically it's a tuning fork that's inside your uterus so you can't get pregnant because babies hate the God. I thought she had herpes. Anyway, I have an IUD, but I haven't told any guy that I slept with that I do. Every morning after I asked for a cash up parentheses, yes, a free cash up plug. Wait. Yeah.

My morning I asked after for a cash up from the guys for plan B thing is I don't need the plan B and I just ended up spending things like alcohol and food and yo, am I wrong for this question? No. Is this prostitution? No, your queen. No, it's not. None of this is bad.

You are queen. That is unbelievable. What are you doing? You figured out an exploitation in the market. Yeah. A market inefficiency for guys, which is we're so terrified of getting a girl pregnant that we will not question you demanding money from us. Yes.

You just you're taking advantage of our stupidity and I'm more power to you. That is this is feminism in 2019. This is fucking awesome. Yeah. Like that's fucking hilarious. I have. I actually have a friend that went through this exact same thing about a month ago. This is probably her.

Yeah. This is probably her. So say what's up to Corky if you text you back. That's nothing with that. Okay. That's it. All right. We will see everyone Friday.

Lacks. We're making lacks prime time on Friday show. Very fun interview with him. And we'll see everyone then. Love you guys. We'll take the lead on it. Yeah. Yeah.

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Yeah. No. That's all right. Wow. Yeah. Okay. Rich man in purple. What a strategy here.

Good rests from that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yep. Take it. And we'll be back, leaving again. So needless to say, our eyes and ends are likely stolen away, slowly learning that life is okay, say after me, it's so better be safe than sorry, take on me. Take on me, take on me, I'll be gone.

Alright, that's good enough. Manny, thank you so much, man. Manny, who's the better singer? Me or Big Cat? Better singer, him or me. Both of you. Thank you. I recall you out, Floyd Mayweather Jr. And especially, yeah, we called you out.

Thank you, Manny. Appreciate it.