Pardon My Take - March Madness Is Awesome. Also NFL And NBA Things Happened

Episode Date: March 29, 2021

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Hey, pardon my take listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. On today's part in my take, we have March Madness. We have so much March Madness. It's coming out of our ears if we sound like we did last Monday. It's because we're in the exact same spot that we were in last Monday, except now we're in Detroit, gambling our faces off responsibly, enjoying the madness responsibly. So we're going to talk all that. We're going to talk NFL. We're going to talk who's back. We're going to talk NBA being ruined by super teams. Really? That's a take. Hey, here's a take no one's ever said. I'm not watching the NBA anymore because of the super teams. Who is this about

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brains melting. Yeah, it's been another long weekend of basketball. Detroit ate my face this week. Oh no, Detroit ate my kneecaps this weekend. I am, I'm melting. Wait, I'm completely melting right now as hot as I was last week. I am exactly that cold water always find this level. I forgot to actually do that again. It's part of my team presented by Barstool Sports. Welcome to part of my team. Today is Monday, March 29th, and it's officially the start of White Boy Summer. There we go. Well, now you took my who's back. Oh fuck. Yeah, my who's back was gonna be White Boys. We'll save it. We'll save it. We'll save it. Pretend like we didn't say that part either. Do it there, one, do it there, one, do it there. Yeah, okay. It's part of my team presented by Barstool Sports.

Welcome to part of my take presented by Bocardi. Today is Monday, March 29th, and blood in your shoes is back. That's right. Oh, there goes my other one. Satan is back. All right, so just pretend we didn't say White Boy Summer, but just know that White Boy Summer is happening right now. I mean, that's implied if you're listening to part of my take right after the month of March. So it is White Boy Summer, but March Madness, we are back. We're in Detroit. Our brains are melting. We watched so much action. We did see a lot of action. There was a lot of action. There's a lot of bad action this weekend. So really bad under unders are back big time, with the exception of this game that's happening right now. And then that miracle overtime game with UCLA and Alabama, I think every

under hit, right? Yes. So we're what it's in the middle of the Oregon USC game right now with Bill Walton special, the midnight specials going on. But yeah, unders are back big time. Hey, I got, I got a Rick Riley. Okay. More like the Skeet 16, because everyone's shooting erratically. Oh, nice. Okay, there are some good teams. So let's let's let's recap. It's let's start all the way at the beginning. Oregon State Loyola, Chicago. Oregon State is just the greatest team of all time. So if we're gonna say that about pretty much every team, just be warned that I don't have a lot in my in my repertoire right now. But they are the greatest team as of right now. They do seem like they're the team of destiny right now, right? It's like them and UCLA, I would say are one a and

one b in terms of team of destiny power rankings. It was such a boring game that the first half, I took the under the live under which was 108 at halftime. And no, I think it was like 103. And then it ended up almost going over for the full game. So Oregon State, they finish the regular season 14 and 12. They have the worst in the Ken Palm era. Since 1997, they have the worst home loss to a like terrible, terrible team that as an elite team, they have the worst home loss by far. They lost to Portland State this year at home, who is ranked 322 in the nation. They were 14 and 12. And since then, they have won six straight games all against tournament teams. They beat UCLA in overtime in the first round of the Pac 12 tournament. They lose that game. They're not in the tournament.

They then go and make a run through the Pac 12 tournament. They make a run through the NCAA tournament. And guess what? They're not even like these games aren't even really close. They killed Tennessee. They beat Oklahoma State somewhat soundly. And loyal Chicago, they were in control this game the entire game, like, or at least the entire second half. So it like, I don't know, they're just the best team of all time. Was it one of those situations where in order to rebound, you have to hit rock bottom. And so they hit rock bottom against Portland State. Sometimes if you just have like a normally bad loss during your season, you just move on to the next game. But if you have to go home, be like, we just lost to Portland State, right? Then you

have to really like make some make some decisions in your life. It's like, if you wake up on the bathroom floor and there's blood involved at that point, you're like, okay, maybe I should take a week off drinking the best part about the March madness is for me. Well, there's many, many parts that are great. But one of the best parts is how destinies of like coaches are made in a two, three week stretch. Yeah, Wayne Tinkle. Wayne Tinkle is name Wayne Tinkle. He was 14 and 12. I don't know if he, you know, was going to be there forever, but he now is probably going to be like the next when Cal Parry leaves, they're going to be like Wayne Tinkle. Tinkle. Remember that run he had with Oregon State? Like you can you can cement your legacy. He will live off this

forever. Yeah. Yeah. Well, I mean, he sounds like maybe the next Texas, Texas coach. Yeah, a big program that's in need of somebody you go for the guy that won some games in March and Wayne Tinkle's winning in Henkel. Isn't that cool? Wayne Tinkle is just a cool name. Yeah. So that game. Yeah, I don't know. Not a good game. I don't know if Wayne Tinkle plays being on national television a lot. Yeah. You know, he's a guy that you see, you know, three or four times a year and you're like, I love Wayne Tinkle. But if you see him every day, it's like, okay, I'm sick of saying Wayne Tinkle. Wayne Tinkle. All these good jokes get used up. I'm in. I'm in on Wayne Tinkle. Wayne Francis Tinkle, the second. Oh, that's great. That he was like, yeah, let's just name. Oh,

he's from Milwaukee. So maybe he'll coach the Badgers in a couple of years. There you go. But yeah, he's so Oregon State. They're 2014 present. They're a big 10 team. They are 2014 to present. Wayne Tinkle has been at the helm of Oregon State. I don't think they've made the tournament under Wayne. Oh, they did in 2015. But he has been very mediocre. And then in a two, three week span, his team gets hot. And Wayne Tinkle is going to be the next coach of Los Angeles Lakers. I was looking through these teams that advanced on to the elite eight and and with the exception of Oregon State and Michigan, these are some really good football schools. Mm hmm. Yeah, they are. Yeah, that was that was that was me. Michigan's a basketball school now. All right,

so Villanova Baylor. Baylor's just awesome. And they just jump on you their defense. I don't want to get too nerdy here with our basketball analysis. You already said the Ken Palm era. Yeah, the Ken Palm era. I mean, I do love the Triassic period. Shout out, Ken Palm. He's he's the the OG. But the Baylor's defense is insane. There they are so good, pressuring guards. And we saw it with Villanova. Villanova actually was was game for half. They were up seven and a half. And everyone's like, Jay Wright, look what he's doing. Everyone counted out Nova not so fast. Baylor's really fucking good. And the mullet guy was doing alley oops and shit. It was cool. Yeah, the two mullet guys were everywhere. So I'm caught in between a take when it comes to Baylor. Maybe you can

help me talk my way through this. But I I'm caught between that they didn't play their best and still won. So they're really good. And they're beatable because they went three for 19 from three. And they were a little bit streaky. Their best players didn't play their their A games. Did they win ugly and now they move on or are they showing that they are in fact beatable? This is a good segue to the Arkansas Oral Roberts game, because I think what you have to say is we haven't had our A game yet. Watch out because Arkansas is under that category. Arkansas struggled with Oral Roberts. And they win it like, you know, it wasn't a buzzer, but it was with like four seconds left, five seconds left. I can't remember any of these games at this point. 3.1. There you go. Thank

you, Jake. Oh, yeah. And Oral Roberts had that. They had that shot open shot. Oral had the rim job. And Oral Roberts was was we that's that's it. There was Oh, there was one guys, there was guys who came up behind us at the bar and they just kept on saying you bet on oral sex, you bet on oral sex. And I'm like, where's PFT? We need well, these are his guys. No, no, honestly, like, I'm not sure I could take another week of oral, to be honest. No, I couldn't. I personally couldn't. No, I definitely couldn't. And we've we finally got the the actually Oral Roberts is bad takes coming from some of the sports writers who like dug into the history of the school, found all the quotes from all the people there. And only sports writers could make Oral not a feel good story.

There we go. Is that it? They could suck the fun out of the road. We're going to keep going. No, I'm done. I'm done with Oral. Okay, I'm absolutely done with I'm we're done. We're done with the world's white boy summer. Yeah, it is white boy summer sleep. Yeah, he'd take a break. I didn't smoke a cigarette and have a sandwich. You are a little sad, though, that I'm not. No, I'm actually you're very excited about the jokes that came along with it in the shirt. I was I stopped being excited about the jokes. I just wanted to push the merch. I'm a yeah, you're like, yeah, we should sell death taxes or I was like, I don't know if anyone would actually wear that. But we could sell it. Yeah, you don't have to worry. You just have to buy it. Right. Exactly.

But yes, to answer your question, I think that the the line that you use is we haven't even played our A game yet, which is Arkansas. Arkansas can't wait for our A game. Yeah, it's the it's the 2016 to 17 Atlanta Falcons. Yes, well, I haven't played the best game for you. Just waiting for their best game to be played. Must if you're listening and I know you are. Thank you for the shout out during the press conference. Very nice. We love you. We're rooting for you. I have a tip from us. Okay, so like another world. No, no, no, you know, I'm like a film grinder. You know that like I watch the tape, I pick up on these little tendencies. Baylor, I've noticed when they're shooting shots like when they're going for a layup, they tend to jump off their off foot and get up,

get the shot up a little bit quicker. So like if you're righty, you know, you usually jump off your left foot, right, you're putting up a layup, they'll jump off that right foot before the left foot even gets down to try to get the shot up quicker. Tell your guys to be on the lookout for that. Oh, they do it. They do it every time. They try to get they go goofy foot and they try to get it up like a half second before you think they're going to tell you guys to be on the lookout for that. Also, just tell you guys like if you want it more on the glass and also just play your A game, just play your A game. If you if you have a game time for your A game, if Arkansas plays its A game, yes, then they can win. Yes. And then the last game that was on

Saturday Syracuse Houston, which was the ultimate Syracuse, like this is just Syracuse every time in the tournament, the zone gets you a few rounds. And then it's like, Oh, yeah, Syracuse isn't that good. People forget the zone can't play offense. That's what it comes down to. The zone did its job. They they actually played pretty well in the first half defensively. And it was a situation where you're like Syracuse can't possibly continue to shoot this poorly. Right. Breaking news, they can get worse. Yeah, I think they made 13 baskets. Buddy Bayheim was missing free throws. Shout out Buddy Bayheim, who actually this is going to shock everyone. But he knew Carmelo Anthony. Yeah, when he was little, when he was a little kid, it was the wildest clip I've ever seen. So it turns

out that the kid, the son of the coach was around the program a lot. It's nuts. Jake. I can't believe it. Jake actually thought it was very cool. And by the way, I love having Jake sitting directly behind me. Yeah. So I'm not looking at him. He's just like the voice of God. There's two things that came in my mind. I don't know. But there's two things. This is incredible. I think it was wow. Incredible. But Bayheim's kid knew Carmelo Anthony. Two things came in my mind when I saw that clip. One, this is really cool. It was cool. It was cool clip, but it also was like, yeah, I would be more shocked if there wasn't that clip. Big Cat and PFT are going to find a way to SHIT on it because it's the cool thing to do. What? Because everyone loves. No, no, no. I thought

the clip. No, I thought the clip was. Everyone thought it was the most awesome thing and then you guys would have been right. I thought the clip. I thought the clip. I thought the clip. PFT. Contrary. Same thing. Hold on. Hold on. Tiger and Charlie Woods. Everyone was like, oh, I love that. Okay, relax. Great point. Oh, very cool. Fuck. We're not wearing red. It's Sunday. You know what I'm talking about. My underwear is red. Hold on. I gotta find, I gotta find Jake. I thought the clip was awesome. There you go. Everyone hurts on JJ. What? Big Cat and PFT. This guy is cool. In honor of Tiger Woods' penis, I'm wearing red underwear. Hold on. Find me the exact quote, Jake, and I'll tell you why. Find me the quote that you used on Stool Benchmark. I use it. No, I want to find it.

Jake, I'll listen. I'll hear you out. I want to hear from you exactly why it was cool. Tell me why it's cool. Explain it to us like we're five. Explain it to us like we're buddies age, running around. The last high-five was good. And now Syracuse is actually good again. He's in university history. He delivered the universities. Oh, wow. That's a shot at Earl the Pearl and basketball. What? So, Earl Monroe. What about work? Donovan McNabb. Jerry McNabb. Oh, this is the quote. Greg Paulus. This is the quote. This is wild. Yeah. That's what I'm talking about. It's a cool clip, but it's not wild. What was wild about it? You're talking to the wrong person. I don't know. This is wild, mellow and buddy day high. Okay. You have the

greatest player ever to wear that uniform and then you have the coach's son who right after that championship was running around. That's pretty unique. That is pretty wild. It is. See, I knew you guys would do this. No, I knew it. I think it's wild. I don't think it's cool. I think it's cool. I don't think it's wild. So, there you go. You got both sides. You can do this. I think it's a very cool clip. I think it's wild. I think there's nothing wild. No, dude, it's wild. It is wild and crazy guys. Jake, do you, you know what, Jake? Let's do your updated list then because we'll be, we'll be good citizens that just love sports. Okay. Sorry for sorry. We're up to 30 moments right now. Nice. Have a little, have a little, you know,

you don't say it like that. I'm about to read them. Okay. Here we go. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Before we do that, let's do a quick ad. Our friends at Liquid IV, Liquid IV, you're probably watching all these games this weekend. You're probably feeling a little dehydrated well when you push your body hard or just feel run down. It's extremely important to stay hydrated, making hydration a priority. Help us feel healthier on a day-to-day basis with one stick of Liquid IV in 16 ounces of water. You get two to three times the amount of hydration as plain water. Liquid IV is super easy to use. It comes in these little packets. You put it in your water, boom, you're feeling better right away. It contains five essential vitamins,

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are. You're running for your life. All right. You're a shooting star. Here's this clip, a buddy behind with Carmelo Anthony. Isn't that wild? Isn't that fucking wild? Jake, you have to realize that PFT and I have not even combined, do we have a full brain? You guys are very smart gentlemen. No, right now, thank you. Thank you, Jake. Thank you. But right now, we're in like fart joke territory. That's the style we're in. Jake, you knew better than to bring authenticity to us on a Sunday night. You got Billy Brain. You fucking, we do this show for another hour. We'll be in buds. Should we call Billy? No, I have him for my who's back. We can call him that.

Billy did the nice thing of texting us right before we'd be like, if you guys need anything, let me know what we should have responded. But like, yeah, dude, we need you to record it all. You know what we'll do and edit it. You know what we'll do? We'll hit Billy up later and we'll get his one shining moments. Yeah, one shining bromance. Yes. Yes. All right, Jake, let's do it. Okay. We're going to have, I should have included this last week, but a camera caught wig mustache shot. Just him doing some of this mustache. Nice. And also, Jake, by the way, your one shining moments have been such a hit that we had the kid from Ohio hit us up. Yup, man, Vanderbos. Yes. Yeah. The shoes. Yes. He said, he said,

he just wanted to stay in the game and didn't want to come out. So that's why he did it. That's a football guy. Yeah. Probably the dunk of the tournament, Villanova versus Baylor yesterday, Slater. Yeah. Yeah. That was like their last points of the game. Yeah. They scored after that. We've got Ace, Mrs. Miss, Blizzard Reader for Earl Roberts. Yup. One of the, I think it's up there with one of the most, like Gordon Hayward, Miss Territory. Oh, like it should have gone in. In the finals? Jake. No. Like it's one of the most notable misses in NCAA tournament history. Got it. Got it. Yeah. He was awesome. He was awesome. He was awesome. He scored like 30 a game. Yeah, he was great. We should

have Steph Curry light. We should have Jake do the best misses in NCAA tournament history, too. That'd be cool, too. Yeah. Sam Decker, when he air balled the ball in the first half of the 2015 finals, I thought he had a concussion. I convinced myself he had a concussion. Creighton came out of the gate against Gonzaga just diving for every single ball. Yeah. He was some scrapes. Yeah. So we got a nice Creighton's fucking good, man. Lower Burn Award. We're going to get to them. They're good. Yeah. Drew Timmy. Just for you know, just for good, good looks. Yeah, that's true. Drew Timmy. We're reaching across the line. How about we do a celebrity mask face of AOC and AOC?

I like that. Wait, what? The two AOCs. Who's the other one? Alex O'Connell is the other one. The first one's Alex O'Connell on Duke and the second one's Alex O'Connell on Creighton. Yeah. Vote blue no matter who. All right. Drew Timmy had an, he was like wide open for a dunk and like kind of hesitated. We still dunked and then he did a handlebar mustache for the celebration. Yeah, I thought that was a little excessive. So I liked it once. Don't run it up. I don't like it both times. I don't like it. Just it's fun if you do it after a big dunk, but after every dunk, it's like, OK, we get it. You have two first names and mustache. Right. Right. Yeah. Next we have Jace Howard, son of Joann, scoring a garbage time for Michigan.

That was great. He did a big fist pump. Joann on the sideline. Love to see that. Javon. Do you think there's, do you think there's any videos of him with like Chris Weber? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That'd be wild. Like Jill and Rose. Well, there's no championship to celebrate after that, right? Yeah. That's right. Take the banners down. Time out. Yeah. Well, they didn't win at banner. Yeah. But if they did, we would have took them down. Just want to let Michigan remember that. So now they're at, they're at negative one net banners. So the next one they win doesn't go up. Yeah. It doesn't go up. OK. Mark Turgin was right. We have Javon Coinerly, a very cool behind the head path for Alabama. That was awesome. That might have been the best pass that I've ever seen

in my life. Because you see it once in a blue moon, you see the fake behind the back pass, which is something that I think everybody out there has tried to do in pickup. Yep. Because we see it happen. We're like, yeah, I'll try to fake this. But eventually you just throw it off your ass nine times. Just carry the ball. Yeah. But he did a fake behind the back, brought it forward, and then a reel behind the neck. It was right. That was, yeah, Bama had a couple Harlem Globetrotters. They had a back door cut that won't make the cut. But I liked it. We have Alex Reese, probably the shot of the tournament for Alabama to tie it. Yeah. Is that though? It's still the, it's the shot of the tournament. So OK. I think that the shot of the tournament, the average shot that

didn't go in, I think was a more impactful shot. What about Hep Cronin getting the vaccination? That was a pretty big shot. You got to see Mik Cronin make a run. Yeah. I'd say that's number one, Jake. Hep Cronin. Yes. They showed him a lot in that first forward game. And then Alex Reese was crying tears running down his face. They kind of did them. They're just kids. Yeah, they're just kids. Yeah. And then I have fucking hate them when they missed their free throws, but they're just kids. Like I want to fucking, they fucking drive me nuts. You know what, we've seen more, we've seen more crying kids this year than we have in years in the past. And I think it's because there's nobody in the stands. So the horny cameraman whose job it is to just

find a hot chick that they can cut away to and be like, look, here's an attractive woman at a sporting event. That guy just has eagle eyes for the most red eyed crying kid. Yep. That's a good point. And then I have one more, but it's going to, no, it's bad. Like it's very sad. So we can cut this. Oh no, the Grand Canyon. So Grand Canyon started off your frayer, unfortunately passed away. City, dude. Damn. And a car accident, which was awfully the starter for Grand Canyon. That was really sad. Very sad. They should give him a tribute and put him in. I think they will. I think you're right. That's a good call. And that's something that that's why we have one shining marshmallow because these are things that we would not think of. No, I would have, I would not have

thought of it. And he's a good player too. It's very sad. Yeah. He deserves to have a great year. Yeah. Winners of the WAC. He deserves to be in it. Um, all right. So that's where 31 so far. 31. Yeah. Are you going to get to 64? Probably not. There's not enough games left. We got to, you know what we need to do? We need to go through the tape of one shining moment compared to what Jake thought. What do you think his percentage is going to be? I think it's going to be pretty high. I think it's going to be like 65%. Yeah. I think it's going to be pretty high. We got to get to 64. We don't, we don't, we don't acknowledge playing teams. All right. Yeah. We'll get to 64 though. We have to do that. Um, all right. Sunday's games. Uh, let's see. So so

Gonzaga is incredible. They fucking kick. This is now starting to feel like, and I guess we'll find out on Tuesday night when they play who? What are this? Oh, what are this? We're going to USC. So most likely USC, almost definitely USC. So Gonzaga is starting to feel like the 2018 Nova team that beat everyone by double digits and just fucking, you know, blitzed everyone. And it was, we were at that championship game. They were an absolute wagon. It's starting to feel like that. Yeah. Because, because you thought like, Oh, Creighton, they hit the three. They're, you know, big East. They could maybe hang with them. They didn't hang with them at all. Yeah. It was, it was a shit pumping and Gonzaga is probably not going to lose. I've just accepted the fact that Gonzaga

is probably going to win this NCAA championship. And they better because if they don't, we won't acknowledge them even making it to the final four. Absolutely. They have to win for us. You got to win the title. And then that's their first final four. Yeah. You think they're going to bring Adam Morrison out for something? Hopefully. Like when they bring the team back? Yeah, hopefully. I would like to see that. Absolutely. Because Drew Timmy, he does the radio call. I don't know if he's been doing this tournament, but he does normally during the regular season, do the radio. Yeah. I wonder how Adam Morrison feels about Drew Timmy's mustache. If he's like, okay, with it. Stolen Valor. Stolen Valor. Because like slight stolen

Valor. It is a slight stolen Valor to Adam Morrison, but it's a much better mustache than Adam had. I agree. Adam, he kind of like embraced the fact that he couldn't grow facial hair. I don't know who else could fall into that category. Yeah. But yeah, I do miss Gonzaga as an underdog though. Yeah. It was always nice when they'd be like a eight or a nine seed. Isn't it? And you'd be like, I have them winning two games and everybody like, you are a genius. Yeah, right. Isn't it crazy to think like, because obviously we're not of the age where we can say, oh, yeah, like we saw, I mean, I remember, remember when Yukon won their first national title, that would be probably the most like it in terms of a team that went from nothing to holy shit. They're like here to stay.

Gonzaga has done that in the last 20 years. Yeah. Butler. Butler. They've kind of fallen off a little bit. Gonzaga was one school that if you were in a high school bracket contest and you saw Gonzaga and you had them winning two games, everybody think that you were a sports expert. Right. It was like them and Xavier. Yep. And you get to be like X-Men. X-Men gonna do it again this year. Yeah. And they'd always win two games. Mid major, the battle of the mid majors, Creighton versus Gonzaga. All right. Michigan, that was an impressive, impressive win for Michigan. They, a lot of people were picking Florida State. It felt like it was close to a pick them. And they just, they were in control of that entire game. They were. So Florida State was the longest team in the country. Did

you know that Florida State is always the longest. The Florida State is the same team every single year and that they're good, not great. And when they have to get into a game where they have to hit open shots, they never do. Yeah. And they play great defense and they rebound the fuck out of the ball and they'll dunk in your face. And then it's like, Oh, fuck, they need to actually start hitting some open shots. Whoops. They don't. That was fun for Leonard Hamilton. Who shout out him. He was coach him with a walking boot, hurt himself getting off the bus. It just a whole, he should have gone. I actually think they would have won if he had gone with the little scooter. The knee scooter is the Georgia State. Was it Georgia State or Georgia Southern? Georgia State. Georgia

State. R.J. Hunter. R.J. Hunter. Ron Hunter was the doc. Yes. He fell out of 15 first round against Baylor and Jacksonville. Coach has always win with the knee scooter. But yeah, Florida State, you're right. Like they can't, they don't have anybody that even has a good looking jump shot. I like that. It's like, yeah, I do too. It's like, it's a, it's a final form of what if they made the entire team out of Tayshon Prince. Right. It's, it's, it's great when teams just stay consistent all the time. Like we've talked about it with college football, the fact that like Oregon doesn't score 70 a game anymore. That that fucks my head up for years and years and years. I just love that I can, I can always know exactly what to get out of Florida State. This game was

so weird, especially in the first half, just with it, there were probably like three or four runs of play where there would be like a shot that bounced off the side of the backboard, a steal before you got to half court, another quick turnover and then a misdunk all within 30 seconds of each other. Yes. So Michigan's looking, I mean, everyone, I think they were probably, what's crazy is going into this tournament, they were the one seed that people were most down on. Yeah. Not us. Not us. I had them rank. Well, I had Illinois ranked number one the last two weeks of the regular season, but I did have Michigan ranked number one, three weeks before the end of the regular season. But yeah, they're, even without Isaiah Livers, they're looking great.

Who do they have next Jake? The bracket is a total, if you put a gun to my head and I had to tell you what the matchups are, I don't think I'd be able to do it. I think you got to shoot me. Top left. Gonzaga USC. Okay. Bottom left. Michigan UCLA. UCLA. Oh, wow. You're writing off the Ducks? Or, I mean, you literally just said probably. I don't remember saying that. 69 to 58 now. Top right. Baylor, Arkansas. Bottom right. Oregon State versus Houston. Wait, start again. Start again again. It would be very funny if, if Michigan beat like every recent national championship football team on their way to a national championship in basketball. Yeah. That would be too bad. Alabama isn't going to be there. Top left. Gonzaga versus either USC

or Oregon, who's on an 11 or running down nine with three minutes left. Holy shit. Bottom left. Michigan, UCLA. Top right. Baylor, Arkansas. Bottom right. Oregon State, Houston. It sounded like you projected USC to win. Sounded like our news desk is projecting that we've called it. We've called the race. We've called it. USC is officially into the lead eight. Stop the steal. Here comes a three for them. I just looked at the live line. Three. Nothing better than looking at the live line and being like, here comes a three. No, I, I really, whoa, I really do like, I like Michigan. Like this game against Florida State was, uh, it was surprisingly dominant. I thought it was going to be a lot closer than it was.

Yeah. And I like Hunter Dickinson. I'm saying his name again. No, he's awesome. He is awesome. He was, he felt as much length as Florida State had or has. Hunter Dickinson felt like he was taller than everyone by a significant margin. Right. So I think John Howard said after the game that, uh, we owe a lot to just having Hunter Dickinson's body on our team because our guys have played against a lot of long guys this year. Yeah. Practice. Yeah. I sometimes he's a scout team Florida State. Yes. Sometimes, uh, in the tournament, like Arkansas was a good example of it. If I were coaching Arkansas, I would just call time out and be like, Hey guys, you're all way taller than them.

And faster and stronger. So just be taller. Yes. Sometimes just stand tall on a basketball court. We'll get you a win because I guarantee you the shorter guys out there are thinking that the entire time they're like, they're like, these guys, everyone's taller than me. This sucks. All my shots are going to get blocked. Yes. Yeah. It's, it's terrifying. Um, and then the game of the tournament, uh, so far, well, not wasn't the game of the tournament, but I was probably Oral Roberts, uh, Ohio State. One of the best games of the tournament, UCLA, Alabama. Now we had an eight oats on the show on Friday. Yes. You could, that was 10 years ago. We had eight oats on the show on Friday. So we're not going to bash his coaching philosophy. But if we were to

do that, I would ask maybe the lack of mid-range jump shots in practice and making it one point and saying everyone has to only shoot fours or twos had something to do with them going 11 for 25 from the free throw line in a very important situation. But I'm not going to say no, no, that's, that's not what I saw. I had that written down actually as something to avoid talking about. Um, and especially the fact that he makes them worth one point as somewhat of a prophecy towards exactly how much a free throw is worth. Right. Seems like it was a little on the nose. Uh, the lost start of the mid-range jumper. We can finally talk about that again. But now to spin it back towards, uh, coach Oates, they did hit a four pointer at the end of the game.

Yep. To take it to overtime. Yep. I think maybe that's probably why Alabama got run out of the gym and overtime because they hit that shot and they're like game over. We just hit a four pointer. Yeah. So turns out those aren't real. They were 11 for 25 from the free throw line. It's the worst free throw performance in the NCAA tournament since Kansas went 12 for 30 in the 2003 national championship game where Buddy Bayhime was in attendance. Buddy Bayhime was there. He was at that game. Yeah. Was Jimmy Bayhime there? Little Jimmy? Uh, no, just buddy. Okay. That's why Jimmy Bayhime is like not having any athletic ability. He's like Drew Brees' daughter. Oh, he's a buddy. Yeah. Yo, shout out Jimmy Bayhime. Yeah, Jimmy, big fan. Yep. Love you, dude.

Shout out Cornell, the big red. That's what they are, right? Yep. Big red. Yeah, sure. Ithaca is gorgeous. That's what they say. I've seen the shirts. It's at least a top eight IV. Oh, for sure. Yeah. It's it's the Ivy League of of Mid-State New York. Yeah. It's it's yeah. Top eight IV for sure. How many IVs are there? Are there eight? I have no idea. I think are there eight, Jake? Well, I always include UVA and Duke in the Ivy League because they always say in Michigan. Yeah. Yeah. Exactly. These are Ivy League schools. In Stanford, eight. Okay. So top eight. I was right. Shout out Jimmy Bayhime. Chico State. Either way, the Alabama like yeah, that was bad. Free throws very bad. But we should also acknowledge the fact that Mick

Cronin is a fucking awesome coach. I'm going to say Mick Cronin is a G. Yeah. And you know what? He is smooth. I'm not talking about his personality. I'm not talking about his coaching style. I'm talking about his body. He is the smoothest coach in the history of college basketball. He shaves his head. It's got to be at least twice a day. And it's so shiny. Yes. It blinds the opposing coach and the referees probably. And we also had we have to talk about Shortsgate at the end of the game. Yeah. The replay that they went to when the ball careamed off. Is it careamed? Careamed. Careamed. Careamed. It careamed. After Kareem Abdul-Jabbar. Off the shorts of the Alabama player. And I didn't know that the shorts were considered part of the

body. Yeah. I thought that the shorts were just like no man's land. Shout out to everyone who's wearing tight shorts. Exactly. Would have been better there. Charles Barkley said like if it was me it wouldn't have hit the shorts. And then everybody was like why Charles. And he was like because I'm too fat and the shorts would have been tighter. And then they were like well it just would have hit off your thigh. And he's like yeah I guess that's a good point. Yeah. I'm with Charles on the original point. And a metomical analysis. But yeah. Yeah that was that was a crazy play. It was the whole game was crazy. The Pac-12 is incredible. I'm so happy that Larry Scott has to sit in Indianapolis right now and take try to take credit for the Pac-12 being good even

though he is no longer going to be the commissioner after I think this season. I think it's like as soon as the spring sports are done he's gone. So he doesn't get it to reap any of the benefits because he's done everything wrong for the Pac-12. So shout out all the Pac-12 people who listen to this show. Pretty much just Spencer Hall's shout out. It's nice to see the Pac-12 have a moment. Conference of champions. But is this not unlike Peyton Manning going out on top of the Super Bowl when he was off of his A game. No I like Larry Scott. No he's like no and he can spin it into I finally accomplished my main goal which is bringing the Pac-12 back to relevance. No it's a good hand. He's do I saw an article where he was doing like a press conference everyone's

like dude shut up you suck. You suck and stop trying to take credit for this. So it's almost better than he has to sit there and be like because really it's not about this. It's about next season being like hey the Pac-12 was great. Look at what happened last tournament. He doesn't get to do that. But what if the Pac-12 starts sucking again next year and then he's like you miss me yet. Yeah right. That's true. We probably will do that. Like they lost the magic. Also big shout out to Tiger Campbell. I love your name. Yep. Love your hair. Coolest hair in the tournament I think. Yep. Facts. That's just it. That's all I had about Tiger Campbell. And then USC is about to the Mowgli brothers. The Mowgli twins are about to take USC to the Elite 8. So that will be

as first reported by Jake. As first reported by Jake. No I think it's official. 7664 I think this one is done. But yeah the Mowgli twins are there and again I love I love any any school that gets two great recruits and also puts their dad or AU coach on staff as well. I love that. I love that about college basketball because NCAA sucks and I think that everyone should get to wet their beak. Absolutely. Fuck that. Wet it up. I mean what's his name. LaVar ball. Yeah. This is like everything he had dreamed about. Yes. Yes. Oh do you think that it was actually Leanne Leangelo Leangelo Lamello. No Leangelo who started UCLA's resurgence because of the China incident. Yes. I think so. I think you could probably connect the dots. Yes. I'll work

on that. Okay. So anything else from the tournament. Arkansas playing tonight. Oregon State playing tonight. I think that's who we're rooting for. I think we can speak for everyone. Half times are too long. We must bust guys. He didn't mention the Cougars. So oh yeah. Whatever Houston. Okay. Calvin Sampson. Good job. You did. They did. They shocked me. The problem is they beat Syracuse so soundly and they are a very good team but it was such an unappealing game because it was just bricks bricks bricks that I don't know. It was late. I don't know. And some of these scheduling of these games not sound like an old man but fuck man what why did I have to wait till 2 30 to watch a game and then I have to stay up till midnight to finish. It was tough. Half time of

the second game the Florida State Michigan game. I was like I feel like I've lived an entire day already. Right. But that's also probably because I woke up and worked out this morning. So I was tired. Right. Probably had a lot to do with it. But you came close. I packed my workout clothes. I put my workout clothes on. I contacted the fitness center which was closed and then I went back to my try your key card. No it's open. It's closed. Yeah. I mean it's open. Last time we're here I used it. I went on the website and said the fitness center was closed for us. It's open. It said that it was closed. It's open. It seems like if you wanted to go you would just go. Well it said on the website that it was closed. I use it last. You guys are missing the important part

which is I put on my workout clothes which I have huge step huge step huge step. But yeah the scheduling of these games was stupid. Think of the kids. Think of all the kids that want to watch these games. Thursday Sunday please. There you go Jake. Jake knows what I'm talking about. A young Jake Marsh is sitting somewhere right now in America and is like daddy I can't stay up and dad's like take another fucking Adderall. We're watching the fucking night game kid and then that kid's going to be all well no because the game's a little earlier. That's my point. You grew up to be a good fine young standing child and then now we're going to have a whole generation of methed out Jake Marsh's. Yeah it's very sad actually. Think about

that. And that's Mexican meth. That's not good old fat. That's not the Montana meth that Jake was on. You'll just have such a jaded view of life that they won't even think Buddy Bayheim and Carmelo Anthony is wild. Sad. Jake what was the latest you were allowed to stay up to watch sports. Whenever I want to. Hell yeah. I love it. I love it. Parents are very great with that. I do love having Jake around for the tournament has been so much fun because he is an encyclopedia of tournament facts. It's fun but he does get negative. Like I gave Jake we did another team role yesterday where Jake and I bet on the same game and if we won I was going to give half the earnings to him and Jake just like immediately like five minutes of the game he texts me I'm sorry

for his pay. Well Jake everyone go listen to stool bench mob as well. Jake's college basketball thank you. Buddy Bayheim was on the show. He just had Buddy on Friday right or Thursday. Yeah. One one little nugget from their show. Buddy Bayheim actually said that there's still things that he's learning about the zone to this very day. That's crazy which is it is wild because he probably knows more about the zone than any player that's ever played at Syracuse while he was because he grew up in the zone. Right. His entire life was the zone. He was touching Carmelo Anthony was four years old. Yes. Yeah. He's the zone is runs through his blood. Yeah. I don't know how we went from a compliment to whatever. Thank you. I love you Jake. Love you guys too. Yeah.

This has been a fun tournament and it's not over yet. Nope. We still have memories to be made. Yep. That's true. No that's like I know that sounds sappy but like I'm gonna I'm personally going to make at least one more memory. Oh for sure. Multiple memories maybe more than I just thought of a really good segue if we're going to get into who's back. Yeah. Hey Hank Hank speaking of man to man and blood you get you want to talk about Lil Nas X before we do that a word from our friends a cash app go download the cash app right now who's back the week brought to you by cash app the stock market investing through cash app buy and sell Bitcoin on the cash app and of course we download the cash app enter the referral

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for Indiana. That doesn't feel like it's gonna work. What do you mean? Yeah a guy who has never coached college basketball. Yeah but he went there. Yeah he did go there. That does mean something in the 70s. Yeah. So I was texting with Titus and he's in denial full blown denial because he was like I think his his response was oh well we didn't get Brad Stevens because he's in the middle of a playoff race and now we have Mike Woodson like wow Indiana's so down well they also didn't get Steve Alford who actually took himself out of the running preemptively which is a power move they didn't get uh Holtzman from the Ohio State University they didn't get Dan Dockich who I'm sure was tossed around. Yeah uh they didn't get Brad Stevens they didn't get Thad Mada

they didn't get Chaka Smart. What happened with Thad Mada because he said that his face got too red he was interested in it but then he said like he had to remove himself for health considerations. Red face. Red face. Red faceism. Just get Bobby Knight back there. They definitely asked Porter Moses. They asked Porter Moses because it was very clear like they Loyola got bounced they probably kept him in Indianapolis asked him and he was like no thanks and like all right well who else uh is there anyone out there who went to Indiana? Isaiah Thomas turned it down and then they asked Mike Woodson so. Listen any time you can get your hands on a coach with a track record of success at franchises like the Hawks the Knicks and the Clippers. He did. You've

got to take that shot. He did like actually get them to their best seasons the Hawks and the Knicks in like the last 20 years but yeah I don't this feels very weird for Indiana. I mean it it there's a flowchart that's in every athletic director's office that shows who you want to get like there's the the 1a higher the pie in the sky guy. Brad Stevens. Brad Stevens was that guy. Yep. Then there are very successful coaches that have had recent success in your geographic area. Dock itch Dock itch. Then there's like a big school guy like a shock of smart who's looking for his next and then after that it's like the guy that grew up next to the college right that has the college in their blood. Yeah I it's weird. I mean I guess we'll see who knows who knows what will happen.

Yeah I don't I don't really know who knows. Who knows Indiana. There you go. Indiana just walk around and just say to each other who knows. Maybe he'll be good. God what if that would suck for Indiana fans if if Gonzaga went undefeated huh. Yeah that would suck. Tough week. Double blow. Bobby Knight should just come back. That's what I just said. Yeah they should bring him back and just let him run wild. No rule is Bobby White. White boy summer. Yes white boy summer. The Steve Alford move though. I do love that. I think I want to do that with the Wisconsin AD's position but if they asked me I'd take it. What do you mean. Like Steve Alford basically said I don't want to be the Indiana head coach before they even offered it to him. Okay. So I think

that's a power move that people should do more often. Oh pulling themselves out of consideration for a big time job even though no one was considering them. Yeah no that's good. But if Wisconsin did offer me the AD position I would take it so I'm not going to to pull my name out of that. That's like everybody always saying like I have preemptively told Rihanna that I will not marry. Correct. So shout out Steve Alford. Alright PFT year who's back. Yeah so I was going to do for my who's back of the week white boy summer. Yeah white boys are back. Chet Hayes the final boss of fuck boys as I like to call him. And by the way Chet Hayes and Colin Hanks like as the two children of Tom Hanks you knew that like when Tom Hanks had Chet he was like this one's going

to be my fuck up. I'm going to name this one Chet. I kind of like Chet Hayes. Listen you're preaching to the choir here because if you don't take Chet Hayes seriously you just kind of enjoy him. He is a legitimately hilarious person. Do you know what he is? He's a disruptor. He's an independent thinker. He is. He marches to the beat of his own drum. They said Mozart was insane too big cat. Exactly Steve Jobs was laughed at. What did he do this time? He got fired from Apple. So well Chet Hayes went on went on Instagram and said that he proclaimed it to be white boy summer. Yeah but the the genius part of Chet Hanks Chet Hayes whatever you want to call all white boys. Please say Chet Hayes. Don't say Chet Hayes. The genius part of him was like you know what

really make this white boy summer pronunciation pop is if I did it in a Jamaican patois accent. At the start of it. But Hank maybe you can fill in the gaps here of what white boy summer totally entails because honestly it sounds a lot to me like my idea for six packs. Well he said it's he's like his white boy summer but then he clarified he's like not maga trump redneck white boys. I'm talking Jack Harlow John D. Who is like the like Jack. Oh John B. The other banks. Yeah Jack Harlow is. I would die for him. Jack Harlow is a rapper. Got it. I knew that. I knew that. White boy summer. Yeah. Yeah. So do you think we John B. No so I don't think we're a part of white boy summer then. No we don't. Sounds like we are you. Yeah but you don't have to be white

though for white boys right. You just need to like cool like well known like John B. Good looking Jack Harlow. Jack Harlow looks like me. Oh so you're part of white boys summer for sure. Okay. And John B. John B. I guess there's a R&B singer named John B. But I am a hundred percent going with just John B. Yeah he was talking about under banks for sure. Yeah. So I just I like finally a summer for us. Yeah this is it's like it's like white history month except it's all about the now. Yeah it's all about living in the moment right now. Guess what summer's starting tomorrow. Yeah there we go. In my mind. Did you see the follow up of there's more stipulations. Oh yeah I saw that he said we're not wearing flannel. Okay. Or salmon colored shirts. I'm out.

I'm out. Yeah I'm out. I got a closet filled with salmon. Yeah that's no I'm out. I'm out. And sparrows. No sparrows. No I'm out. I'm way out. No I'm still and I can get rid of. I'm out. I'm planning on wearing mostly tank tops. I'll wait for my summer. Mostly tank tops. Someday. The summer of the cats. Someday I'll have the summer. Yeah just hanging out. All right wait so wait who's your. So that was my who's back. I have another who's back just real quick. The US men's national team the soccer team is back. Didn't qualify for the Olympics. This is like I don't know if they have soccer time in the year. Yeah they do. You wouldn't know because the US hasn't played in it since forever. Also who cares. That's well the Olympics. Big spin zone is

it's for like the under 23 teams. So all of our good players on the US men's national team are under 23. They don't play on the 23 team. They play on the legit team. So also the squad that is going to win the world in my opinion has also said no calling girls smoke shows. So we're all the way out. This is not for us. Okay. Thank you. We declined about smokes. Yeah we declined. I guess you can abbreviate it. Time to evolve Pikachu to write you. I'm of the mindset that if there's a better tournament or better championship than the team championship in the Olympics doesn't count unless it's basketball because we kick the shit out of everyone. Okay. Yeah. I mean that's the only one that actually counts. Yeah. The hockey who cares Stanley

comes better. Olympics for soccer does not really it's not even in my top. I said it Hank 15 list for best summer Olympic sports. Yeah. I said it because we don't win in any more Hank. That's why you see how I've made it's kind of like white boy summer but I'm just making the rules so that we win for the women's team. That is that you know that's that's that is America soccer. They are the US national team. All right. Jake you got who's back. Yeah baseball is back. So I feel like when spring training starts we're like yeah spring training starts other than the tournament rolls around and you stop paying attention to spring training and it just creeps up on you and here we are. Yeah well there's Dallas Braden on the show on

Wednesday to do some baseball. I'm very excited about baseball season because baseball I think was the sport that I think suffered the most not having fans in attendance. It didn't feel real with nobody in the stands. I there's something about going to like a baseball game in the middle of the day. Yeah. It should be at work in the summertime that I'm going to go to a lot of baseball games this year. I'm telling you right now I'm going to go to I miss I miss everything last year. White boys summer pick up. I'm going to support you but this sounds eerily similar to when we had John Rothstein on in November and you're like I'm going to get into college basketball. I did. I did all season starting in February. I got in. I like the enthusiasm. I'm in. Let's do it.

Let's go to some ball games. Bring our mitts. Yeah. We'll fucking hang out. I'm going to keep score. No I'm not doing that. All right. My who's back is is the Navy SEALs. The Navy SEALs are back because Billy drunkenly tweeted on Thursday night Friday night. I don't even know. I would trade it all to be a Navy SEAL. Now we'll talk to Billy maybe on Wednesday or Tuesday show about this but it is. Pete and I were talking when we landed in Detroit. It is so funny for so many different reasons. The number one being what does Billy have to trade. He has nothing to trade. He's he's an intern who's still in college. Yeah. In Billy's head he is Patrick Tillman and he just got a new contract and he's like you know what I'm giving. I'm giving it up. I don't know what happened.

I want to know what happened to Billy on Friday night. Like what he was watching. He was either watching either like he got trapped in a YouTube algorithm and saw like a sweet ass interview with Jocko Wilnick or he was watching Lone Survivor or Zero Dark Thirty. There's a good possibility Billy just read a couple articles about that stuff and he's like I'd love to be in the Navy and then go over there and get the boat or personally with my fists that are registered. David Goggins or whatever. Yeah. He's something happened in Billy's brain where he's and and then the other part is that like rule number one of being a Navy SEAL is like punctuality. Yeah. And Billy fails at that all the time. It's that and also like Billy just the bottom

line is he wants to do cool stuff. He wants to play Call of Duty in real life. Billy's trying to figure out a way to have like his whole life just be him doing stuff that he can like talk about later and be like that was bad ass. Yeah. I just I would love to have him list what he would trade. Like what does he have. Now he's obviously going to get a full time job once he graduates. What's he going to do with his dog. He doesn't have a full time job right now. But what's he going to do with his dog. He's got far too many animals that depend on him for survival. What's the name of the the belt that he won against Jose. He'd have to trade back in. Yeah. The Jose Canseco sucks belt. You'd have to fuck. We would have to vacate the title. Well

Billy probably just wants a job where he actually does have to register his hands as deadly weapons. No dude. They're already. It goes back to Nick Cage. Wasn't Nick Cage and a Navy Seal. Dude. They're registered. Don't worry. I'm pretty sure in Conair he was either a Navy Seal or like an Army Ranger. Green Beret maybe. Oh man. So fucking funny. We do have to make Billy do the test though. Yes. Yes. I mean I want to just see him hold his breath under water for as long as possible. Yeah. Yeah. Like really like way too long. All of them. All of the tests will be great content like for forever. Yes. He has to swim across the East River. Yeah. I mean Navy Seal would do it. Right. Easily. Also Lil Nas X. Is that. Is that real or fake. The shoes. It's real.

So there's a guy that customizes shoes. A company that customizes shoes and they do a lot of work like with Nikes. Bob can probably explain this way better than I can because I'm old. But he's got a shoe coming out from this guy. That's like it's got satanic imagery on it. It's got blood in the souls like a drop of blood is mixed in with the ink that goes into the soul. Which is very on the nose for Nike shoes. And like people are upset about blood being mixed in with the Nike shoes like Nike sweatshops. It is Nike. Yes. There's blood. There's a drop of blood on every shoe. Right. That's. So why are people mad. So people got mad because I can imagine someone getting really mad. Wearing air maxes and being like this is fucking bullshit. People. Yeah.

People got mad because they thought that Nike was putting the shoes out. But it's like it's like if you were to buy a truck and then put like devil horns on the side. Right. Which would be bad ass. Right. And then people are they get pissed off at shit. But it's like no. The Silverado is the best truck ever made. Yeah. And nobody would ever do that to a Chevy Silverado. Right. It's the grittiest truck on the planet. Correct. Hardworking dependable. And it's a hundred dollars off when you use promo code. Pardon my take. And a free tank. Yes. And a cup of coffee. We threw that in just now. Yeah. But people got big mad at Lil Nas X. And we also did a music video where he got fucked by the devil which people weren't happy about. That's kind of cool.

Yeah. Yeah. I mean if you're going to get upset about musicians using satanic imagery crazy you have to throw out the entire ACDC catalog. Yeah. What what whatever happened to being an artist. It's also called calling by your name which is ambitious given all the army hammer. I like all this stuff. I'm yeah. What let him be an artist. So Lil Nas X it turns out is just really good at manipulating the Internet and trolling people and so meme god. Yeah. The amount of free publicity he got out of people being mad about his shoes sold like his shoes are going to be sold for five thousand dollars a pair. We also did the other smart thing today where he posted a video after the backlash. I was like I'm sorry for the devil shoes. And when you

click the video he like says I'm sorry. And then just his music video starts playing beautiful. He's like this is what I'm sorry for. And then it's just OK. Yeah. Team Lil Nas X. All right. Should we do. We should talk a little NBA and NFL. You want to tell us a little bit about bloomin onions or sorry. Yeah. Bloomin onions. Yeah. I was a recruiter. I always want to talk about bloomin onions. You know that and zip recruiter outback steakhouse. No rules just right. Should I do the entire accent. Yeah. And definitely not. Definitely not. When the game is on you don't want to leave the couch. I'm not going to do that. But you do want to eat delicious food. You can get the best of both worlds

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with the Nets had everyone upset. I still don't understand why and everyone does the tweet where it's like look how many all-stars the Nets have, you know all-star appearances. Yes. Between Blake, Kyrie, James Harden, KD and now Lamarcus Aldridge. I mean Andy Dalton was an all-star at some point. They're doing, everyone who's upset about this is doing my Kevin White bit. Being like Kevin White's the top 10 pick. Like eventually you get old and Lamarcus Aldridge, you know great career, he's not Lamarcus Aldridge of you know five, ten years ago. No, he still can't jump. Actually there's one game a year where Lamarcus Aldridge remembers how to jump and then you're like holy shit he still got it. I joke that when he signed with the Nets everybody was wondering like what is

the next move that the Nets are going to make because I think that there are probably a lot of players out there that want to join the Nets now. Yeah. Just to get that right. I want to join the Nets. I would love to join the Nets too. I said it's probably going to be somebody like Al Horford. He would be like the epitome of an old guy that would go to a team like that and then like two minutes later it was like Al Horford does not expect to play for the rest of the season for the Thunder and he's trying to get a trade out of there. That's I'm I'm pre-calling it. No, but it said that he was staying sticking around and like playing pickup with his teammates. Oh, I'm withdrawing my pre-call. Yeah. In that case. I also think the Nets do they even have I don't

think they can. They've got one more spot. Yeah. That's for JJ Reddick and JJ Reddick only. Well, I know he got trades. No, I know. I know. I'm trade deadline. Yeah. No, I know. I don't know how I need that stuff. Still do buyouts and shit. Spencer Hawes. Yeah. Boom. Bring him out. Yeah. Deli. Deli on the Nets would really that he'd be the straw that serves a drink. And then Andrew Drummond signed with the Lakers. So then the way I here's my every time this happens that everyone's like I'm done watching the NBA. I'm not done watching the NBA because it's sports and I'm going to watch every fucking sport that's on especially in the playoffs. Absolutely. Like who cares? I know everyone. Oh, well, it's inevitable. Do you know what? Do you I would love

to see the amount of people that tweet. Why would you watch the NBA? We already know who's going to win it all. Who are also diehard college football fans. Yeah. Like, dude, that there is no sport in all of the major sports that is more inevitable than college football. Well, and here's the thing. We don't know who's going to win it all this year. We really don't like the Nets or yeah, they've got the most talent. But then but then the Lakers, the jazz, the nuggets are nuggets. Yes. The balls. We don't know what's going to happen. They're in the conversation. And Katie said it best. He said on Twitter. Well, first, he said there's no relax champ. No, relax when I'm on Twitter. I'm on 10 until the second I close the app. You relax. That's great. But he also said

that NBA fans are wild because they hate the NBA. Yeah, it's like it is a bizarre like frame of mind that a lot of NBA fans. Well, it's actually not when I think of how I feel about dude perfect or impractical jokers. Like, I know everything about them, but I hate them. I think it comes down to the fact like it's weird. I think that like if you broke it down, I NBA fans seem like they're at least the most knowledgeable about the sport. And then like NFL fans, you know, we just want more NFL all the time, which is 17 games. Like, yeah, fuck, yeah, this is awesome. Even though all the players like this sucks. Like, yeah, this is sick. But yeah, NBA Twitter is very weird like that. It's this league Twitter. It's it's it's weird to although I don't even know if those

people are complaining. I don't know who's complaining. I want to I want to hear from someone who's complaining. And I bet you they're an Alabama football fan. I actually want to yeah, only complain though, if you recently started to not like right, right, I'm talking like the last year or two. Right. And then also you have to if you're going to if I'm going to hear from you, I also want it signed after David saying that you will not watch a second of the NBA playoffs. Because I have a feeling a lot of people who tweet that and say that are still going to tune into the NBA finals. Oh, buddy, when it's late May. And that's the only thing with the exception of baseball, which we love. You just already for which we love literally just took you two

seconds to forget about baseball. I forgot about baseball. Yeah. But yes, we're going to be watching the NBA playoffs. Yes. And baseball and baseball and hockey and all the hockey and well, sports guys, I don't know if you know, we might just like sports. Listen, when it after the NBA playoffs and the NHL playoffs are over, that's its baseball time, baby. I am fascinated by the sports fan that is like die hard one sport and refuses to watch all others. Well, I lost him. Yeah, there are a lot of Austin, but like those people fascinating. He's like, I don't know. What else do you want? Like for the rest of the year, there's still sports on. You don't have to you don't have to be die hard. No, you can watch you're watching like the finals, finals of any sport. I'm watching.

You can watch it socially. That's the Rothstein. Yeah, that's true. He does football socially. Okay. And then the NFL. So on Friday, we after we had taped Friday show, the trade of a million different picks was done. So what happened was the 49ers traded up to three. The Dolphins traded back to 12. The 49ers gave him the 2022 and 2023 first. And then right after that, the Eagles traded with the Dolphins. So the Eagles went from six to 12 and the Dolphins went back up to six. Got it all. Yeah, I think so. So the Dolphins took the Laramie Tunsel. If Laramie Tunsel had not ripped that gas mask bong on draft night, then the dolphins would be out of the top 10 right now. Correct. They got four picks from Laramie Tunsel falling in the draft. And then the Eagles,

if Carson Wentz plays a certain amount of time next year, will have three first round picks next year. Right. So the Eagles actually like that's that's the best way to restart a rebuild right there. They got three picks coming next year. They got the 12th pick this year. The biggest like ramification from all this is it's clear the 49ers traded up for a quarterback. John Lynch said afterwards like no Jimmy Garoppolo star guy. Okay, no, but whatever he said. Thanks for saying it. He said Jimmy Garoppolo is our guy this year. Yeah, right. Okay, cool. Until such time as week for Justin Fields. Awesome and practice now with the 49ers moving up. This is it's just been a weekend of me imagining different guys in Kyle Shanahan system. Yes. So like imagine

Justin Fields in Kyle Shanahan system. Imagine Zach Taylor in Zach Wilson in his system. Imagine McCorkle, McCorkle Jones in Kyle Shanahan system. And honestly, like I could talk myself into any quarterback in this draft. Imagine, imagine Trey Lance. Yeah, Kyle Shanahan system. Yeah, why not? Imagine all in Zach Wilson's pro day, everyone went crazy. And then, you know what, this is another thing. I hate the people who are like, Oh, not that impressive. It's a pro day against air. And he's just, you know, there's no pass rush. Dude, can I just enjoy the fact that he had a awesome throw? Like that was a sick throw. I wanted to I wanted it. I want that throw. That was a big time throw. I wanted NFT that fucking throw. And then people like, well,

Sam Darnold did the same thing in a real game. Okay, cool. Cool. Sam Darnold. That's awesome. Prospects make all of us tingly inside because that's what that's the whole point. You don't know what they are. You can imagine them to be Patrick Mahomes. All half these guys are going to end up sucking. I think right now we can be like, Ooh, that could be the next Tom Brady. That could be the next one. That's the whole point of the draft and drafting a quarterback and getting your hopes up. It's going to be like 2011 all over again. I think where we're going to see like four quarterbacks go in the top 10. Yeah, no, it's it's it's become every single year. It's just a rush for all the quarterbacks. Yeah. I mean, it's I think the Jets are probably going to take Wilson

and then you have, you know, so in the 49ers are going to take a quarterback. So the first three picks are quarterback and then what? I mean, what was Sam Ellinger still out there? He was in Billy's quarterback bracket. He lost and he's number 12. He was a 12 C, but he has seven because he's a winner. Yeah, that's right. That's right. That's one guy I can't imagine in Cal Shanahan system. No, I can't imagine him in any system. No. Yeah, it's going to be a shitload of quarterbacks drafted right off the bat. And honestly, like I could talk myself into any of them. If I'm looking all the way back right now, they're all sweet. Dude, all of them. And you know what's crazy? The way the NFL works now, like the quarterbacks that were taking last

year are already bums. Seriously to a time to cut bait. Jordan Love. Remember he was the first rounder? That's crazy. He sucks. Yeah. Yeah. You just do it for like it's so quick. The league now where it's every quarterback gets taken and then a year later, they're just old hat. So what would you do if you were Jimmy Garoppolo right now? I would just be hot and be rich and be like it'd be awesome. Also so perfect. The Jimmy Garoppolo. Now we feel bad. We feel bad for Jimmy Garoppolo now. Well, and it's also very bears like to be like, oh, they could have brought the hometown kid back. Jimmy Garoppolo instead, we're going with AD 14. Well, and I also saw that the Russell Wilson trade might not be totally dead. I don't know if this was a case of Mike Greenberg

just throwing it out there. But there was just there was some talk about another three way to get Russell Wilson in town. I don't think I still think that Russell Wilson is just fucking with you personally. No, AD 14 is my guy. And he's going to lead us to the problem. So by the way, the 17 game season, it's going to take me so long to do the math in my head with each of the records what gets into playoffs now. I don't know. Like it was always in the back of my head. If you get 10 wins, you're going to make the playoffs. And it's just Oh, yeah, we had 10 and six, we were nine and seven, nine and seven. No, nine seven doesn't exist anymore. 97 doesn't exist anymore. This is it's honestly going to fuck. It doesn't exist. Like what are the percentages now?

Because I knew what all the percentages were beforehand. Also. Yeah, I got it. I saw it. Everyone tweeted at me that they expanded the schedule and the bears. The only franchise that never had a 4,000 yard passer. And now everyone's going to have 4,000 yards because they're 17 games. Got it. Got it. AD 14 is going to do that. 13 games. By the way, I've made an appointment at Sport Clips for January 10th of 2022. It's a day after Fitzpatrick wins his first playoff game. Oh, there you go. Perfect. Ready to go. It's in my it's in my outlook right now. How many are they going to go like nine, seven and one? Yeah, there's going to be a tie. The Bengals will have a tie. The Eagles will schedule is going to fuck. You can't be 500

anymore. It sucks. Oh, the last thing I wanted to say was UFC was Steve Aimeo to choose our guy who's on the show got knocked out severely. But I know we always say, you know, like it's a cliched like, oh, we need a 30 for 30 on this. We do need a 30 for 30 on Francis Nagano's life. It's crazy. He he was a he was in a he worked in a sand mine when he was 10 years old in Cameroon. You mean a beach? Nope. Sand mine. Travelled to Europe took 14 months, failed like a bunch of times, had to go to prison because he went to France and like they illegally crossed the border then was homeless and what like getting from Africa to Europe like he kept on like with immigration and everything. And then when he got to France, he had to go to jail for two months.

And then he was homeless, training to be a fucking and now he's a world champ. It's crazy. That's he needs 30 30. He's also just like the biggest human being that I've ever and I honestly like I'm going to say I'm going to stay by 35 pounds. I'm going to just say it like I don't want to put Billy in a bad spot. But people are asking is Billy going to call out Francis Nagano? He would never call it. He won't. He probably won't. He probably won't. But he should. He should call him out and let's unify the belt. I like it. I like it. I'm more concerned about the fact that there's a market for sand out there. Yes. It's a sand sand quarry. The most abundant. No sandbags, dude. You got to put them in sand. But I'm trying to think how much how much money

have wasted just like spraying sand off my butt. No, you can't do a sand exploring a sand quarry. What is a sand? It honestly sounds like the worst job of all time. Rock sand or minerals are extracted from the surface of the earth. Yeah. So you just pick up a little go to the beach with a plastic bucket. It's a lot of stuff. Well, yeah, they should do a 30 for 30 because that guy's he's he's awesome. He's terrifying in the octagon too. He's like absolutely scary. All right. Random number. Breaking moves at fucking 12. The ship is out. They got the ship out. What would they do? Did they blow it up? I think it's got multiple boats and wedged out. No way. Giant shipwalk in the Suez Canal has been

I'm kind of bummed out that the ships move to be honest with you. Oh, it's just nice knowing every day you could just like if you had if you're sitting on the train you had time to kill it's like let me just look up this ship and what's going on with it. Ship's still there. Ship's still there. I was hoping that like some other boats would tie up next to it like you do in a lake in the summertime. Start blasting some LMFAO shots and jello shots overboard. Oh man, good good for that ship. How awesome would it be though if the next person or like like if if another boat got stuck there soon because if it happened once it's going to happen again, right? Yeah, well no, it has happened before. No, they'll put up like bumpers or something. It's just never been this stuck.

How'd it get this stuck though? Well, it's the biggest one that's allowed in there. 200,000 tons. Yeah, it's fucking bigger than the Empire State Building. Yeah, it's huge dude. 31. You don't even know how big those boats are. All right, 99. 18. 82. 17. What was the number? What were you at? Hank does 17 a lot. Would you even want to win this one? I feel like no one really wants to win this one without the machine. I wouldn't feel right. I wouldn't want to win it. Wouldn't feel right at all. Yeah. Do you have an animal fact, Billy? Yeah, hang on. He just makes them up anyways. Yeah, no, he totally makes them up. Parents can learn algebra. Yes, snails come twice a year. Love you guys.

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