Pardon My Take - Mark Cuban, Tuesday Night Football, Taylor Lewan & Will Compton And More

Episode Date: October 14, 2020

Tuesday Night Football recap as the Titans put in a great performance and we recap MNF as well (2:30 - 16:17). Le'Veon Bell cut by the Jets (16:17 - 26:14). Hot Seat/Cool Throne and we say nice things about Lebron (26:14 - 32:08). A surprise Facetime from Taylor Lewan and Will Compton from the Titans winning locker room (32:08 - 48:44). Mark Cuban joins the show to talk the bubble, fixing the economy, new business ideas, and Billy's app (48:44 - 93:44). We finish up with Guys on Chicks.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

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Yeah, there's too much time. They can't run it out. Bills are without timeouts right now. We've got the two minute warning. Crunch the match. Yeah. Yeah. You're the fucking match.

Correct. 40 seconds on the play clock. We have this. We're Gucci. No offense, PFD, but I don't trust either of our math brains. No, that's fine. We're not math brain right now. We're an optimist brain.

Remember the Peloton thing. Multiply by 10. Jake is our math guy. We got this. I still don't believe Jake either. Why? I trust smarter than Jake. It's 160 seconds.

There he is. I trust Billy. Two minutes. Billy, good call. Two minutes. Yes, Billy. Good job. And 40 seconds.

All right. So we're watching two-night football. How many months is it like if I'm thinking of pregnancy terms here? Oh. This is, we've got like a, yeah, it's one. Two minutes, 40 seconds. But you know what they're going to do? They're not going to kick the field goal if they don't score a touchdown.

God damn it. Yeah, I know they can run it out now. That's exactly what's going to happen. They're not going to go, they're not going to kick a field goal. Yeah, they will. They're not going to kick a field goal. Yeah, Fribs wants to test Gaskowski. If Mike Fribble doesn't get this over.

He does hate kickers. He's a, he's on my shit list. Okay. It is, it is Tuesday Night Football. Tuesday Night Football. You want to start with that? Yeah. We're watching Tuesday Night Football.

I'm enjoying it. It's bonus football. Yeah. The Tennessee Titans need some respect, not for their handling of COVID, but for their playing of football, because they were fantastic tonight. They looked awesome.

Ryan Tannehill. It's still Ryan Tannehill season. Like if you put all his stats together, I'm sure. Oh, oh, oh, Tannehill. He also, oh, that was such a pass a line. That's illegal. Such a long, far pass a line. Ryan Tannehill, as I'm complimenting him,

runs three yards past the line and tries to throw a touchdown. He does what Ryan Fitzpatrick threatens to do on every single play. They're not going to get this to him. They're going to, they're going to review it. I mean, he was so far past the line. There's no flag yet.

It was comical. There's no flag. It was comical how far past the line he was. He was a solid four yards past the line and they're not going to, they're going to review it and they're going to turn it back and we're fucked. They're going to break our hearts. But it is football on a Tuesday Night,

which we're not used to. Football on a Tuesday Night. It's the Amoeba scheduling of the NFL. So they pushed, they pushed the bills back. Wait, no, no, no. It has to be the whole body. Dude, his foot. He was five yards past the line.

Though he was, his foot was on the seven. The thing was on the seven. What about his hand? Where was his hand? He's so far past the line. He forgets Billy knows football better than we do based off last week. Look, that's not where the line was.

Do you see where the second down is? The down, the line is where the... I'm running with Billy. All right, Billy. We'll ride with you. I'm done big on the rocks. Had a history. All right.

So we're watching. So Ryan Tatano has been fantastic. The Titans looked awesome. The bills, they're still a good team, but not their night. I think I just blame it on body clock. No, absolutely. Josh Allen is Mr. Sunday.

Also... You can't expect. It's, you know, we talk with Warren Sharpe about circadian rhythms. He's brought that up several times. I don't know what it means, but I think this is on the cicadas. Yes.

This is absolutely on the cicadas. 18 years. It also, Josh Allen, update on his interceptions. One was off his teammates' hands, not his fault. The other, he made the tackle so that negates the interception. Still at zero. Still at zero.

Also, the mustache is looking sharp on Josh Allen. Have you seen that? I think that might be like an anti-COVID thing. Yeah. Where it's like, it's like flypaper. So the COVID all goes to that mustache. Doesn't go in his nose or in his mouth. He's keeping himself healthy.

That's smart. He looks like... You know what I like about it, actually? Since he's so tall, I always like it when a tall person has something on their person that can let me know when I look at them that they're not an NBA player, if I see them in public.

Got it. You know? Because when you see guys like 6'6", your first question is like, wow, I've seen the NBA. Yeah. But Josh Allen, if you have that mustache, nope, definitely not.

Definitely not. He wasn't great. Okay? You know what? We're Josh Allen defenders. We love Josh Allen. We will admit when we... He's not playing great.

He didn't play great tonight. I actually have to say though, the Bill's defense, they got to be a little concerned because they have not been looking like the Bill's defense of last year where they were one of the best units in the NFL. They look a little... They look flat tonight.

They look a little weak. No teeth. Fanged up. Yeah, banged up. They also don't have the luxury of having two weeks off like the Titans. Josh Norman should retire after Derek Henry. That was...

What? I think you just O.L.A. Derek Henry in the open field. Like, what's the point? It's either going to be embarrassing or super embarrassing. Those are only two options. You should be allowed to have a knife. Call stance. There you go, Billy.

Touchdown. There's the over. There we go. The line was in the wrong place. Yeah, okay. The blue line's not official. That blue line fucked us up. But yeah, Josh Norman, not a good look.

He went beyond horizontal. And Derek Henry has a tendency to do this to people. He did it to that guy in college where he made him flip backwards and do a 360. And Derek Henry's stiff arms are hilarious. Not because they're just so powerful and he puts you into the earth. He does the kill Bill, the five-finger death punch.

He taps you with his fingertips and then your heart stops immediately and you go limp, you go flying. It's a full punch. Josh Norman, it's going to be tough to go back and watch that film. Good news is Josh Norman, I don't think really, like he hasn't cared about playing football in a while.

Correct. I mean, he signed with the Washington football team. Yeah, I don't think, I think that's long past. I call him Josh Mormon. There you go. Because he's going to need a soak after that one. I actually know what that was good. 2-8.

2-8. 2-8. 2-8. Fair. Boobs. But yeah, so the Titans, I'm going to give the Titans credit. I think we got to do like a power rankings

of angriest fans on Twitter for NFL teams. It's usually the teams that are not like, you know, premier teams, not like number one market teams, and they just constantly feel disrespected. I think Titan fans are slowly getting into that realm. They are. Ever since they got the internet in Tennessee, they're starting to get very vocal on the line.

That's not very nice. They're not used to coach there. They're not going to be mad because they can't hear this right now. They don't have podcasts. I love the city of Nashville. Nashville is very fun. I would say those twins that are on Broadway all the time.

The Jaguars. Jaguars Twitter can get very mean. They haven't been good for a while, but yeah. They're starting to enter the realm where they've like kind of accepted who they are. Yep. Texans Twitter. Texans Twitter is very upset.

It's very upset. Bill's Twitter actually is up there. We're on the right side of Bill's Twitter, but if you're on the wrong side of Bill's Twitter, I think they're very aggressive. Thank God we're on the right side. I don't want to be on the wrong side of that. Seahawks Twitter.

Yeah. They will swarm. Yes. Oh yeah. If you tell them Russ isn't a great cook. If you make like a diss track against DK Metcalf, a lot of people take it out of context and then come at you. Is there context?

Yeah, there's context. What's a context-less diss track? DK and I just. It was fantastic. DK and I would just like, we like facing off against each other. Iron sharpens iron. Come at you how? What are people saying?

It's one of those things where it's like, what's the context? Like, well, can't really explain. Well, the entire context is we are both very mean to each other, but we both like it when people are mean to us. Right. Right. Exactly.

So that was this game. I apologize to the Titans for doubting them. Jay Feeley. Terrible, by the way. Hate him. As a kicker. No, and as an announcer. As both.

Yeah. Two gloves when he kicked. People forget Jay Feeley had that tweet. He had two tweets. One was the classic holding a gun to his daughter's date. He was the original gun girl. Yeah, he is the gun girl. We should call him Jay Feeley, the gun girl.

And then when he responded to someone saying, I don't play video games, I play real life. That's a good one. Yeah. That's very good. So Jay Feeley. And you wore fucking gloves as a kicker, like PFT said. I feel like CBS should have just made the sacrifice

and sent him one of the A or B or C teams for this game. Or just having him sit in a studio. Like, keep Nance and Romo in Dallas and have them sit together on a fucking Zoom call so we don't have to listen to Jay Feeley. Like, no offense, but Jay Feeley. You're a fucking kicker, dude. Josh Norman gets stiff-armed through the crust of the earth

and Tony Romo is like, I think it's just a cramp. Yeah. No, actually, that was a good tackle by Josh Norman. Yeah, great job. Yeah. I was thinking with, you know, Tuesday night football, it's weird. I like it, but it's bonus football.

If a weekend of NFL action is like going to a really fancy wedding, you know, you've got your cocktail hour on Thursday night. You've got your bread on Saturday night sometimes. You've got your main courses on Sunday. Then the like champagne toast on Monday. This is like the pizza that you pick up on the way home because the food was really good,

but the portions were too small. Almost picked. Yes, I like that. Or they, you know, they order McDonald's for everyone. As the lights come on. Yeah. And so you can, you know, your date has her flip flops in her hands and a double bacon cheese in the other hand.

Everybody's staying outside holding the sparklers. You're over a house and quarter pounder with cheeses. You're putting chicken nuggets into your pockets. Yes, exactly. That is Tuesday night football. It would be kind of nice if the NFL did a surprise game. Just didn't tell us at all. Maybe like a Friday afternoon game.

And it's like a Beyonce album drop. Yeah, they don't need to advertise it. So if the NFL told you at high noon on Friday, guess what? We've got the Cardinals and the Rams tonight playing tonight. Everybody rushes their TV. Yes. Yes.

I also, I'm not trying to neg the bills here, but a shooter shoot and the best way to get back on track is to get back on the field. Maybe play Thursday night football against the Chiefs. Yeah. Why not? Why not? Why not?

No, but so the bills get their first loss. The Titans continue to be 4-0. And my apologies to the boys. Bussin with the boys. Taylor Luan and Will Compton, who we love. I doubted them, but some may say my doubt is what fueled them. So you're welcome. And Mike Frablek, who we love as well.

And we know he would have kicked a field goal for us if he needed to. Yeah, he knew. He would have done that. All right. Monday night football. Justin Air Bear played well. The Chargers, someone, I said it on Twitter,

and it's so fucking true that the Chargers are the Seahawks. They just lose at the end. I said they were. I said on Twitter that they're the Seahawks with the landlord. Yeah. So they are the JV low rent version of what the Seahawks are. They play weird games. They're always in it till the end.

But they, yeah, they're just always on the losing end of those really weird strange fourth quarter. They invent ways to lose. And Mike Williams and the Chargers and Justin Air Bear, which I think I'm going to now call him that just because I think he I like him more that way. Well, yeah. Yeah.

I think I mispronounced his name like seven times. It's Harvard, but it's a bear. Yeah. Yeah. It's a bear played well and then Drew Brees. So I am I'm sticking with my Drew Brees is washed. He had that throw where the guy was wide open, credit to him, won the game.

So here's what I'm going to do. I when I say Drew Brees is washed, he can still be an average quarterback. I'm not saying that he's like terrible, terrible, terrible. What I'm saying is they have a Super Bowl roster and Drew Brees is probably going to be the thing that holds them back when they get in a playoff game against a pass rush and everything isn't as easy

and Drew Brees can't throw it downfield. I would say that and also their defense. I saw Ryan Clark some injuries. They got to get some Ryan Clark made the analogy to the Broncos from 2015 where they had Peyton Manning who essentially had like one leg and then half of an arm and then a wife really jacked up on steroids. And then they somehow got to the Super Bowl

because they had that awesome defense. Incredible defense. The Saints don't have an incredible defense. They have like an above average defense when everybody's healthy and they don't have the dome. They don't have the noise. And but I think that Drew Brees is better right now than Peyton Manning was in the 2018 season.

Agreed. Agreed. It's just very funny watching Drew Brees trying to throw screen passes like he used to throw those deep balls. Right. Like he has to cock back now for a for a three yard pass to Alvin Kamara.

Right. Right. Yeah. He really has to put everything into it. And again when I say washed it's relative because Drew Brees is a Hall of Famer. So he's not a Hall of Fame like he's not playing at the level of a Hall of Famer anymore.

It's not washed like Drew Brees is terrible and the worst ever. He has a level that he played at his entire career. He's no longer at that level. So what I'm going to do is if the New Orleans Saints get to the Super Bowl I will tattoo the final number of Drew Brees touchdowns for his career somewhere in my arm.

OK. There it is. Well you can't do it right now. No I know he'll probably play five more years. But I will do it. He might retire after this. And then his daughter's initials. If he gets to the Super Bowl he might.

He can give her some credit too. No he so he will get that. I hope it's not 666. That would be tough. I imagine if that happened. What if it was 420 that'd be sweet. I think he's at like 555 or something. So I'm going to do it.

What if it was 58,005. And then when you looked at it upside down you got a boner because it moves. So you want me to do yards. Yards yeah. That'd be good too. OK. 556.

556. Yeah. Should I do yards or TDs. Yards would probably be five digits. Yeah. No of course. Yeah. Also score got me 42-16.

Wow. Jake loves the score got me. How's that never happened. That seems like he definitely should have happened. OK. So that's going to be it. I will I'll do that. OK.

Yeah. I don't think they're going to get the Super Bowl. I don't think so either. So when you come at me on Twitter just know that I don't think they're going to get the Super Bowl. Now what happens if James takes over and then they get the Super Bowl with James win the Super Bowl with James.

You got to get. Doesn't count. Yeah. Got to get an eye chart tattooed on your arm. Yeah. Doesn't count. If that if James wins it. No.

If James wins the Super Bowl I'll get James's face tattooed on my arm. OK. Fair. Yeah. Yeah. And if Taysum Hill wins the Super Bowl nothing. Taysum Hill.

He was very funny when he got in the game last night because he was put in in passing situations sometimes it would be like third and eight. And you know the entire time that Taysum is not under any circumstances going to throw the ball. He's going to take it look at one guy and then run directly in the straightest line possible and get that first down. I just I love the back and forth because you know that

it's gotten to the point where he was a change of pace guy. Now they're putting him in in situations where you would absolutely rather have a passer in the game to get a first down and he's running for first down that. So that should tell you like if you are sitting here and saying Drew Brees is still the same or is not taking a step back. Just notice how much Sean Payton is now using Taysum Hill. It feels like it's just increasing increasing.

It's increasing. I think that's smart because again the Saints roster like overall is a Super Bowl caliber roster. I just don't think the Drew Brees is is good enough to get them to a Super Bowl. I agree. So all right that's Saints Chargers and then leaving on Bell. Can we respect Justin Hey Bear or a bear as you call him

Justin Herbert. He is I don't want to take full credit for it. He passed my eyeball test right off the bat. Big Cat was an early hater of his. Well the Rose Bowl. Big Cat seeing the light right now. The Rose Bowl. He is my only concern is he might be he might be becoming too

humble now because he's taking some humbling losses some losses where he thought that he might pull out with a win where he's learning how hard this league is. But he's learning it in a very difficult way. I don't want him to become too humble. Yeah. He was the exact right amount of humble. Moxie poised professional.

He was a pro's pro. He was a precocious rookie. I like the Justin Herbert that I saw in the first few games. I don't want him to lose that edge. I think he needs to I think the Chargers need to like sacrifice like they need to get like a Phillip Rivers voodoo doll or something because these are Phillip River losses. You know like Doinking One being up 20 to 3.

Phillip River still is on the Chargers instead of Brazilian soccer coach where they say no sex for a month sex with condoms only for a month to get all the Phillip Rivers out of your system as a franchise. His soul haunts that franchise right now because these losses are hilarious. All right. So the other news was leaving on bell got cut.

The Jets now what I don't understand is how Adam Gase is still the coach and this is weirdly I think he's going to get fired obviously which makes it really strange that they would cut leaving on but they made a choice today between Levy on Bell and Adam Gase well and they chose Gase sort of because remember Joe Douglas didn't choose either of them right which is the most Jets thing ever that your GM didn't choose the coach or the the running back they paid all that money too.

So maybe it's maybe it's like giving Adam Gase maybe after Adam Gase said I think he was quoted saying like I'll try anything I'll stop calling plays I'll stop coming to practice I won't I'll move out of my office he'll do anything maybe Joe Douglas is like hey we're paying him let's cut Levy on Bell to hopefully get Adam Gase to maybe coach the team for a couple more weeks because it seems like Adam Gase is almost taking our advice of just stop coaching.

Yeah but that quote was hilarious but you'd rather have that than Adam Gase going hands-on. I don't know they're going to lose anyway. He also said he was going to give up play calling duties this week so yeah he's giving up everything. Yeah yeah so he's just showing up everything everything and leave you on Bell. Drinking Scotch and Splenda in the office.

What a what an illustrious career with the Jets. Who would have ever thought that his time with the Jets after tweeting out that the Jets don't have enough money to pay him to go to New York and play there who would have ever thought that would not have worked out so there was some confusion afterwards whether or not he was going to hit waivers or whether he would be a free agent I think we figured out that he would be a free agent although it would have been

funny if the Jets had cut him and then since the Jets would have been first in line with waivers they reclaimed him just to teach him a lesson. Yeah I think I'm probably dead wrong about this but I think what happens is he might go to waivers but no one's going to pick up that claim because his contract is ludicrous or he might just become a total free agent and be free to sign wherever he wants to.

Yes. In which case I think we can all agree he's probably going to go to the Patriots because that's what always happens. But we all want him to go to the Steelers because that would be hilarious. Yes go to Steelers. And I'd be happy with him coming to the Bears and Matt and Nagy not giving him any carries.

That would be fun too. Where else could he go? He could go to if you're a free agent running back who has his eyes set on a rap career. By the way we didn't even mention the Rams would be good. We didn't even mention the fact that the Jets cut him like almost in a we're proving a point but the point is totally lost because that is the nicest thing you can do to someone

is cut them from the Jets. Yes. And let them be free. We'll show you. Yeah. You don't have to play for this own five dumpster fire. Yeah. You don't have to take handoffs from Joe Flacco and Sam

Darnold anymore. This also means Frank Orwell probably get a thousand yards this year. Well he's on he's on the Jets. Yes. You got them right. Yes. Yes.

And he'll his next contract will probably be bigger than Levy on Belt. Yes. All right. Other teams I'm trying to think Vikings depending on Dalvin Cook. Yeah. Depending on Dalvin Cook that I hope he announces it in a

mix tape again. I hope he puts out like a full album and you have to listen to like the the last lyric on every single track to piece together where he's going to go next. I have I have one that's spicy. I don't know that was the best by the way when when like Pete Prisco was staying up till midnight listening to Levy on Bill's mix tape trying to figure out like via his rap songs

where he was going to write. Right. Right. I have one that's spicy. Do we know the status of Nick Chubb's injury. Oh no I don't know it. I mean it's four to six weeks. The Browns being like hey we're just going to have all the

running backs and just run it every single play. I actually wouldn't hate that. Levy on Bell Beckham on the same team. Levy on Jarvis Beckham Kareem Hunt. Dream team. Absolutely dream team or the Bucks. What about the Bucks. Yeah.

Although Rojo is pretty good and and they have Leonard Fournette too. Bruce Arians used to coach them right. Yeah at a time I believe. Yeah. So they've got Shady McCoy. They would probably not. Spoiler alert Shady.

They'd probably cut you and then Bell would come in there. That's my computer somehow is making noise. I don't know where. The Texans could pick him up and just play him a wide receiver. Yes they need someone. Are the Eagles. Yeah. Or maybe the Giants because they don't have a running back.

That'd be nice. It would be funny just move across the street. Or across the locker room. So that's that. What else we got. Oh the Braves are the best team of all time. We should at least mention the Braves. I love just tweeting the Tiger Woods Braves hat meme.

Because that's Braves Twitter. Just they tweet it. I we were talking about the most aggro fan bases. There's something also about fan bases on Twitter. That are really good collectively. Like they all get behind something. And they make themselves bigger than they are. And that's the Braves Twitter.

Like Braves Twitter. If you've ever gotten tangled up with them. I remember the Braves played the Cubs in a random series in the middle of the summer like two years ago. And all my mentions were just Tiger Woods Braves hat. And I was like you know what. Tip of the cap. Because there's probably only about seven of you here.

But you make yourself seem like there's seven hundred. Do you think Tiger Woods remembers that picture. I think it's photoshopped. That's even better. Yeah. I think he's actually all nude. Except for the Braves hat. I don't know.

Maybe it's not. That specific one looks very photoshopped. I don't know. There is I think an old one of him wearing a Braves jersey though. And looking like he's about to bat. Yeah. That one definitely is photoshopped. If he was growing up in Florida.

There were no Marlins at the time. Yeah. Someone dug up a real photo of Tiger Woods. So yeah. That one's very 100% photoshopped. But there is a real photo of Tiger Woods in a Braves uniform. And that also might be photoshopped. You can never know.

So and then the raise the Astros who cares. Well we're rooting for the Astros. But they stay. I want Astros Dodgers in the World Series. I'm just I we were talking about before. But the Rays somehow have collected every single like six four skinny white dude for their pitching rotation. And they all throw gas.

And then they bring in a closer that's like a little chunky boy. And it's awesome. Yeah. I think like in their in their minor league system. They don't bother teaching you the intricacies of pitching. They don't bother like conditioning arms to last for a while. They're like we're the Rays. We have the only way that we win is to have lightning in a bottle.

Right. So we just want people to go out there and be able to throw 97 miles an hour. Right. Or season doesn't matter what happens after that. We'll figure it all out later. All right. Let's get to let's do our hot seat cool throne. I want to do hot seat cool throne.

Let's do some hot seat cool throne. Hot seat. Oh we called it by the way. Raheem Morris. Yes. Coach interim head coach. And the guy we're talking about defensive coordinator. And brick.

And so they're starting to release who they're going to be looking at. I don't know if these are inside reports or not. They said Byron Leftwich which is the obvious. First round pick that fits the culture in Atlanta. And then Josh McDaniels is another big one that they're looking at. Which if you're a Falcons fan do you even want like a living breathing reminder of the 28 to 3 Super Bowl on the sidelines for the entire season. I mean you would definitely want Kyle Shannon if he'd come back.

Would you. Yeah. If you're a Falcons fan. Yeah. He made he made Matt Ryan an MVP. But still. Yes. Absolutely.

Offer Arthur Blank off from everything. Be like come right the wrong. Make a trade. Yeah. Make a trade. You have a lot of first round picks. All right. Hot seat cool thrown this week is brought to you by Bud Light Seltzer on the hot seat this week is Billy.

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like cranberry and pineapple grab yours today and sit back while sipping some sparkling heart seltzer. Good job Billy. Billy can read. Billy can read tune in by the way Billy math earlier Billy what are you going to do what Billy Billy snap. Yeah good snaps Billy's about to we're about to get to cubes. We might this might be Billy's last episode.

Why. Oh yeah it's true cubes. Mark Cuban might hire him he did such a good job to invest with his pitch to Mark Cuban if today was opposite day. All right Hank Hank go ahead of aspirations. My hot seat is as a PFT's hair. PFT's luscious locks pretty much you know it's everything to him. He's dressing up like one of the Dude Perfect guys this week because he lost a bet.

And put a name on it shows some respect. Pinky whatever. Purple poser. Purple poser. I love Hank pretending that he didn't know the purple hoser. Yeah dude we watched a doc. I've seen your search. No I turned it off remember.

Because it was too emotional. Yeah it was very emotional and he we tweeted a video and Dude Perfect the account replied and said if you're really committed to the purple hoser you shave your head dot dot dot. Which PFT replied I will shave my head if you do a video with Henees where you all catch an adult live fish out of a wild river with your bare hands Hank must also accompany you on the trip and share a king size hotel bed with the twins which like we've already established you know you guys for some reason despite all the evidence presented otherwise. No evidence.

Don't believe that I can catch a bear fish with my hands it'd be so easy and now PFT just like you can't even when I do it from work without going to the emergency has to shave his head. Yeah well I'm very confident that number one you won't be able to catch the only thing this depends on number two perfect saying yes because if they say yes me I'll call Jeff Fisher we'll get on a plane to Alaska and I will catch a fish and then leave and probably like the same day. I also suspect that the twins have night terrors so you spending a night sandwich between them matching pajamas yeah absolutely fun Hank you would get out of that bed you know what it just became a queen size bed little footies downsizing I've slept I mean I've been in the same hotel I

will do that though I will do that I will uh you're gonna shave that hair because it do perfect I'll shave my hair but they have to do all of those things all those things those are these are my conditions catching a fish out of water is not a thing that is easy you have to sleep in a bed with the twins for two nights guys love twins one night no you gotta get there you get up we're not gonna sleep there again we're going to Alaska and Paris it will literally be on yeah the next flight because it'll be that easy to catch the fish okay I'm sure there's a river at the airport why'd you say Paris what do you say Paris for Billy no reason okay I thought bill has got frogs on the mind ever since he's figured one to death I have a tower

oh that's cute Billy why can't you just let me be quick and not make it well no because we didn't get it there's somebody's layers to your jokes you're so literally no one we would have figured that out eventually you're on a dummy level in us uh yeah I would do that I would absolutely shave my hair if it meant that we would get that piece of content out of it and mostly that you would have to spend the night with the twins and I'd also like for you and the twins to do like a hotel room video of a trick shot in the video oh their semen and any orifice of your church they also have to fight each other no I mean the the pft laid down his his his rules but as long as it dude perfects down I'm down we said the praise you're never gonna lose and now

it's eight to seven in the bottom of the ninth yikes okay um I could throw in a scootering yep this dude Taylor Dijon I don't know how you properly pronounce his name uh he is putting out these videos that are going viral all over the place this is the guy I retreated and I said that I would break every bone in my body yes yeah his videos you know everyone had a razor scooter growing up you probably stopped using it when you were like 12 because you just figured out how to use a bike this dude never stopped and is like the greatest razor scooter of all time does the craziest videos I've ever seen they're insane and now it's like the you know he's like the new uh he's like the new whatever madface 420 dog whatever that guy you know that guy was last week Fleetwood

Mac this scooter guy Taylor Dijon is this week no he's the madface 420 guy is still around because he did the Lakers celebrate yeah he is Lakers Dan mm-hmm yeah but like it's it's you know now he's getting ads it's like it's kind of he's entered that second second dimension of like same or it's like all right we get it dude how is he not how has no one canceled him like when is the days that we've done you know where the guy shows up to uh the how you know the Oscars and they're like well that guy's actually bad Ken Bone oh he looks a pregnant porn like mm-hmm is the internet lost it okay my place my I think that he is probably a plant I think that this is a marketing stunt Stevie Nicks did have a new song come out this it's a combo stunt done by Fleetwood

Mac and cranberry juice big cranberry and the fact that he has not been canceled that tells me the tattoo on the side of his face probably not real yep he's probably an actor he's probably casted for that I don't want him to get canceled but it feels like we've never had a genuinely wholesome story on the internet in like a decade yeah I mean if it was if it was any of us in this room and we got on there somebody find something to cancel us exactly um but yeah he's a little two years ago today we're actually not this is the day we announced PBT which was also probably the day it was like a week we got a week yeah we got a week of fun it was a life changing moment not in the way that I thought it would be at the time but uh it actually turned out better

yeah I think people I think we just say that no I don't really I don't want to work for you yeah but I would for a hundred million dollars if we had been working there for like two years like it would have been with it taught me a very good lesson though that if like it would have been a very successful show if people aren't like behind you right away they're never gonna fully be behind you remember how hard we had to work to try to get it done we should have been like a light bulb should have gone off and like we've been negotiating this for nine months maybe it's not the right yeah yeah like asking somebody to marry you six times before they say yes like a really good lesson it worked for hardball yeah that's true it did work for hardball yes and he has like 10 kids

so good point uh all right pft uh my hot seat is Florida football so just a couple days ago Dan Mullins was saying we need to have the swamp crowded with people we need to have a big crowd because they saw what a big crowd can do at their last game and a couple days later they've actually suspended all team activities because I guess they have a coronavirus outbreak there only logical conclusion is that Dan Mullins wife is a super spreader yep and if you kiss one player on the team next thing you know the entire roster has coronavirus yep that's what I'm thinking happened but yeah that's uh that's that's a tough position for the Florida Gators to be in and I don't know how the SEC is going to handle like flexible scheduling I don't know what the fans

are going to say it's it's going to be a weird position for them because we don't know how long they're going to be done with playing when they're going to be cleared to resume team activities yep this is the first real test case that we've seen in major college football of how are they how they're going to handle this but it's not great for the Gators before preseason yeah preseason there was lsu already had it right uh by the way danie boy cane uh who's back on twitter who is going to be off twitter announced at the end of the miami regular season he already announced his retirement two months prior again again um he like david orteez yeah he got duped by someone saying dan moan's wife was a super spreader so oh really yeah that was bad wow that's okay i think

it's probably jim macklewain i think that we're letting uh we should let bats off the hot seat the guy that fucked the shark is probably patient zero on this yes super spreader would be a great term for an offense by the way like counter mike leach yes you got the super spread we've got the super spreader often lincoln riley's working on the super spreader um my cool throne is brazil so brazil they played in the asses well and it's amazon day uh but they played against peru in a world cup qualifier today they were tied going into the 83rd minute at two apiece and then they got two mysterious fake penalty calls where they got to bury two of them name namar did his thing love it where he flops around they ended up winning four two it would have been peruse first win

because they were winning for a while i think peruse first win against brazil in a qualifying match in like 50 years or something like that speaking of which have we ever do we have an update on namar's mom's boyfriend that's one of the weirdest stories that happened in the last like year do you guys not remember that story his his mom started dating um what i think is a gay guy who is obsessed with namar yep like namar's fanboys super fan they have a lot in common and like but the mom is dating him and he's just doing it to get close to namar do we have do we know jake look that up the last oracle i see is from yeah go ahead look it up june 3rd i don't know if you guys discussed it before or afterwards um uh here we go what's this

i p wait hold on so it's will count it entirely on wait guys wait first of all get six feet apart get six feet apart get six feet apart there we go and then people are saying that uh i motivated you guys to play well i know you want that hey what do we go big cat motivated the boys to play well yes yes yes i we just finished we just finished taping the beginning of the show and it was a fusive praise for the boys and for the titans you guys played awesome apologize you covered the spread too which was nice first time this season you've done that we will shout out busting with the boys right now yeah i love it hey well quick question for you guys what high school do you all plan on on celebrating this win at what high school you're gonna celebrate

this win at high school we're gonna celebrate this win okay all right i will good job congrats uh and also thanks for getting the over at the end don't stop betting against the boys big cat we need you guys are one in three against the spread shut up i can't help you play the spread but i don't know all the gambling okay all right good job congrats but love the love the background of the bus too in the green the green room yes yes yes all right have a good one congrats i knew i was gonna get that damn all right i doubted the boys listen the boys they're right now they're number 31 in our power rankings they moved up from 32 we stand in solidarity with Doug he had them dead last because their ability to contain the virus so now they're above the jets

that's it yes yes they're above respect the boys respect the boys also a very i think i'm gonna start watching the boys tv show because i see some people on twitter talk about it so the boys are even more on the oh the boys got it got it got it yeah but do subscribe to busting with the boys they are our friends and they uh they work for barstool and we love them and we love variable we love variable uh do you have a cool you had your cool yeah no my cool throne is tight pants walker bueller wearing some tight white pants tidy whiteies on the mound went out there and uh i guess a lot of people were talking about it i've i'm always confused why baseball players wear pants in general why is that not a short sport white socks did one game remember

they wore the softball shorts they should do more of that there's absolutely no reason to be wearing pants out there if you're if you're a baseball player my other cool throne is just retro stuff just stuff being retro um apple did their big thing today i don't know what they even call it is it like apple con is it jobs con jobs con and uh they showed off their new also in brazil also in brazil yeah and one of their phones is just a retro phone it's just like a 2009 model iphone i like you can now buy uh to pretend like it's an old iphone but with with current updates on it so uh yeah it's probably gonna have like an even older u2 album that's already uploaded to it i think there's actually uh like there's a new market for phones that are being sold that can't

get on the internet ooh like the internet is so addicting people are now have phones where it's just you you can't do any apps you can't do anything it's just a good old-fashioned phone it's like nicorette gum yeah of phones yes like that you get a nokia maybe put a little snake and that's it i like that actually no email nothing yeah i like it too so yeah retro is back retro clothes are back too always retro yeah that's probably about the limit of it i don't think you'll see many many other technology companies no like no plane companies bowing is not going to be introducing like a retro i'll be cool a retro spaceship right thank you don't say it don't say it thank someone i got us i i have to i mean i wasn't going to but you just brought it up i uh i found the tweet from

when we announced bbt and i tweeted it and it was like the uh the barcel van talk era is here and someone said that era crashed faster than the challenger oh frabel by the way gave a game ball to everyone in the organization i like that that's the ultimate football god what a fool whoa that's actually that's actually true like you probably shouldn't be handing stuff out to everybody right like have you learned nothing coach frabel uh all right my hot seat is us uh we got a lot of shit on uh by the way it was that it was two finders nfo game of the year tonight that's totally random that he said that after uh so we're on the hot seat we had some people who were not so happy that we just ignored the nba finals on sunday night uh even though we told everyone we're going to do

that but a lot of people saying we hate lebron so i am i made a list of things that i think lebron does well or uh compliments of lebron i'm gonna read him off real quick he avoids game seven his daughter hates him so much she she moved out already there it is uh he's tall he's in good shape he makes over half his free throws he can dunk that's cool everyone knows that's cool for a guy that's balding it's actually gone pretty slow like wouldn't you say like lebron started balding like eight years yeah it's been a while he's hanging on to it uh he's a functional alcoholic so um that's good that he can still do his job his son is good at basketball that's cool uh he can live through his son he can live vicariously through his son everything that he never attained

he can hope that hope that his son's junior never loses a championship in the finals uh he's independently wealthy yep um he's a browns fan the browns are good this year um he's also yankees fan he's also yankees fans not as good and cowboys yeah he's an olympic gold medalist uh and he's the second best player to be born in akron ohio behind steve curry correct so that's our compliments of lebron all the people say that we hate show me something on that list that is hating i do like his tweets this week though after he's won the championship like every now and again he'll he'll tweet out like it just hit me i'm a world champion man right now i just realized life is good he's just cheesing so yeah i'll give credit to lebron he did not lose the nba championship this year

congratulations on lebron for not losing credit to lebron he did a good job uh while draguage and bam were hurt but that's it you know it caught that part because that was kind of backhanded we're we're compliments of lebron podcast now just for this episode hank say something nice about lebron for real he can dribble through his legs all the uh pictures and videos i'm happy that reijon rondo is getting his praise and that like that's somehow kind of try again good for lebron try again good for lebron for winning the championship you got this try again so he could get reijon rondo the praise he deserves try it again that's it he's a good teammate okay it was nice of him he's the gm he you know traded away all their young talent i guess it was the right move whatever but he also

brought in rondo so he's a good he's a good he's a good gm i'll say that he brought in reijon rondo that was a good move by him yeah he's also very loyal to escape goats so bringing jr smithing the guy that you know the the meme where he's you know flipping out on game one a while ago it just it goes to show you that he understands the value of having somebody around that you can blame if you screw up right right right it's smart to do that very smart guy it's very true um and then my cold room is clayton kershaw because he had a back spasm so he can't lose in the playoffs when his back goes out hmm good job by him is it wait how long is he out for uh just got scratched on today's start okay so he might walk a bueller blew that back out with those tight pants yeah exactly can't can't

handle looking at that uh billy would you like to go quickly hot seat tony dungey for uh saying that it was a blessing this way guys for dak press got to get hurt site hot seat wait what was it what do you say tony dungey got blasted for saying it was a blessing in disguise that dak press got got hurt what which is cramped out for the dallas cowboys oh okay and then uh doc anthill got arrested it's also hot seat in my cool throne is cranberry juice because after the departed i thought cranberry juice was like for girls and then it got brought back with the tiktok with the fleet with mech guy yep yep good job billy i like tony dungey's name getting brought up i feel like it's been a while since a player has had to rehabilitate their image by just like accepting a meeting with tony

dungey yeah because he used to be the one that you would go to if you fucked up at all you just like sit down with tony and you do an interview with like tom rinaldi or somebody like that and then instantly boom you're back he's back yes you've learned how to move on from your mistakes who's going to be the first guy to genuinely say that andy dalton is just as good as dak press got tony dungey uh tony dungey yeah actually tony dungey uh steven a skip or steven a hasty cowboys skip albert breer feels like he might be in the running mm-hmm um we should i wish we could put a bet out to genuinely say it like hey you know andy dalton he's just as good as tak i danerlowski yeah i could see him because andy dalton is everything danerlowski wanted to

be right if he had maximized his talents i could see that yeah i could see that or he won't say that exactly but he'll say something along the lines of andy dalton when he's operating at his best does everything that you need to win an nfl game as good as dak press guy which is a way of saying he's as good ouching it yes yes billy and do you have a cool throne billy or no you had a cool throne yeah okay good job thanks what why are you down i'm not down all right you did a good job what do you say hank i mean it's kind of in the same conversation we're just talking about it so i just figured i'd bring it up uh morris speeds mba player he just tweeted this video out that's a meme and he wrote just the messenger dot dot dot and then the meme is a picture of coby and jordan

celebrating and the text on the meme says back then we used to celebrate three peeps now kids are out there celebrating four titles and ten tries and call it greatness oh man i'm just the messenger of most beats being the messenger what jordan never celebrated a title until he repeated it yeah they didn't celebrate single titles back then it's true that was like a regular season for them that's incredible also is that implying that michael jordan's dead uh what i thought was one of those memes where it's like coby and mj like in heaven rambay was up there okay come on our sweet prince gone too soon uh all right let's get i was gonna fact check that real quick yeah let's get to uh our interview with mark cuban before we do that jimmy johns jimmy johns is back this week at jimmy

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i'm good i'm good you go i'll follow your lead you guys are the pros okay i know not to interrupt the pros okay do you think luka flops too much no no he just doesn't flop well enough to get the call but don't get better he's only had two years so get better how so going back what i do actually want to talk about the bubble um you know that playoff run that you guys had was incredible because it seems like a team that's on the up and maybe you know that series with the clippers was was fantastic do you go away there's no good losses but do you go away from the playoffs this year being like man this is awesome our future couldn't be brighter well i feel a lot better than when we didn't make the playoffs i mean look who knows what would happen if we had kp the whole time

i mean he was killing it and then losing him those games and then to injury was really tough for us but he'll be back stronger than ever and so yeah we've got two cornerstones in kp and luka and from there we've got a lot of good players around him you know a couple pieces you know one one more piece i think really gets us to competing for a title just a question of whether or not we can get that player yeah so i mean there is some additional pressure on you now because you know that you have a team that could be good if you make the right move and if you make the wrong move me and big cat are going to crush you for it for the next five years for ruining you know what i'm used to remember we went you know 10 years in a row winning 50 plus games and you know um making

the playoffs every year for 15 years or 16 years so you know we're used to that pressure i like it man because it you know the worst pressure is being on the outside looking in and not knowing how you're going to get there um and so i'll take the pressure of having to perform over being not being in the playoffs every single time right but but now there are these expectations that come with it people are going to say like okay you need to put a team around those two cornerstones that you have absolutely how do you go about evaluating like okay this is the right type of person that's going to make them better that'll make us you know that'll take us to a finals and maybe a championship yeah you look at the skill sets obviously i mean luka is

going to be able to score he's going to be able to create he's going to be able to get guys shots luka's the type of player that makes everybody better and kp's the type of player that's always open right he's going to have a defensive presence but you put him outside you know the three point line luka can always get him a shot and kp can always be open particularly if he's trailing now from there we just you know where we got challenged is defending really good wing players you know the bronze the collides of paul george's you know we need to have more depth there to support dorian finney smith you know so we have better defenders that can also score and hit an open three and maybe one more ball um um shot creator somebody can create their own shot um to take

some of the pressure off of luka um you put you know add one or two of those guys and i don't even think they need to be a superstar just guys who can really play i think we'll be in a really good that was nice of you to include paul george in there you know the all-time greats kawai lebron playoff p well it's time for paul george's yeah paul george is right around time to switch teams again so true you might you might be you know we're not gonna tamper but you know that's smart of you where's the company line with ratings what are we saying about the ratings yeah you whatever you want to talk about i mean look you know the finals weren't as good as we would have liked them too but you got to look at all the whole tv spectrum right tv ratings just down

across the board i mean when you've got a million choices it's tough and two you know our biggest fan base comes from gen z and younger millennials they you know they're biggest fans of our stars you know consume more basketball and mba than any other sport online but they don't have cable right they don't have satellite and so they couldn't even get espn and and um tnt so that's a real problem for us that we've got to figure out you know and plus there was just so many sports look it's not about making you know excuses the reality is this is just a different year you know if going forward we don't rebound then we can have the conversation okay what do we have to do differently but i don't think you can look at the ratings and compare them when you know you

look at other sports you know stanley kelp was down 61 percent the pre-miss you know the triple crown the whole triple crown was down huge and nobody's going to sit here and try to tell me horses are woke you know and that's why ratings were down and so you know it's i think it's just an issue that once things get back to their normal time of year then it'll be fine we pointed this out though they they've never had a police horse running the kentucky derby so maybe they are getting a little bit woke what's that they've never had a police horse a law enforcement horse you know the horses that you see going through central park they've never been involved so maybe it is a woke issue listen i uh i agree with you in i i think there's people pick apart ratings all the time and they

tried to fit whatever narrative we are creatures of habit so i do agree with you in the fact that like i know i love the mba i love watching basketball but when football's on i'm watching football it's hard to compete with it do you have any regrets about your famous uh football comment from 2014 no because it changed you know because yeah i said hogs get fat pigs get fat hogs get slaughtered and the nfl is going to have trouble i still got about five more years yeah i said 10 to 15 years so five to 10 more years but again look versus then 2016 was the peak of traditional cable and satellite and from there court cutting is just blown up right and not only do people cut the court they don't even sign up for cable to get started and so it's just a completely different

media landscape and sports landscape so all bets are off we're going to have to compete and it's not like you're right you know if you're more in a fellow over nba or vice versa that's where you're going first but literally our biggest competition is netflix and amazon prime and all the streamers because they've got more subscribers there's more subscribers on netflix than there are on espn and so we've got to deal with how are we going to get people to watch on the platforms we're on because we're not on the most popular platforms anyone has a challenge how does that look for you moving forward into the next season because i know that some of the dates are still up in the air would it even be a possibility i mean as an owner from a financial standpoint you do need ticket

money coming in at some point to make it a successful business are you guys is it a total non-starter right now to say we're going to start the season without fans i don't know honestly i mean we obviously would like to have fans and you're seeing it with football i think you know college basketball might even start before we do or probably will start so we'll see what happens there and you know we're you're seeing things in arenas that have five six thousand people so you know if they can do it without people having a problem i think there's a good chance that that we can at least have fans there no matter when we start um you know and adam said you know january february at the earliest but hopefully you know there's a vaccine that people trust and that gets

people out of the house because what i do think is that once we get that vaccine and people are confident to go out and not stress there's going to be a huge bounce back and the snapback is going to be off the charts i mean people are going to want to get out they're going to want to do things they're going to want to hang knowing you know they're going to take their family members out without stressing i mean vegas will be the wildest vegas has ever been and just watching sports and going to sports would be crazy because i think you know the one thing about going to a game like a maths game the energy is incredible right and i and i missed that energy walking into an arena and just feeling it right and i think that's going to help us in a big way when we can come back and

when people are confident yeah it is the little things that you kind of like when you're watching a movie and you see in the movie people out at a bar watching a game you're like oh man i forget what that feels like you kind of just you didn't even realize how much you've missed on those little things until you see it what's talked to me about this uh we all get in a thousand bucks you think we should get a thousand bucks you want to give us a thousand bucks absolutely man and so look you know our economy is driven by consumer demand two thirds of the economy is consumer demand and so we've got two problems that we need to fill one we got people who can't pay their bills and if you can't pay the rent you can't pay the mortgage you can't pay for food you can't pay for

you know child care then the economy stops and comes to you know really really declines and so we start to see that in some communities already so the idea of um a thousand dollar stimulus every two weeks is that when people have money to spend we can boost up the economy and you know they pay their mortgages they pay their rent they spend it where they need to spend it those business businesses benefit and that buys us time that's not a long term solution i'm not saying you give it every two months you know every two weeks for for 20 years but if you do it every two weeks for a couple months and you also make it you have to spend it or lose it use it or lose it that puts money into the economy that has a multiplier effect that helps businesses grow

and it helps us get through this mess and hopefully to the other side if we don't do it if we don't have any type of stimulus you're going to see a lot more people losing their jobs at the lower end it's not you know you're going to be fine right people making 75 grand or more are going to be fine it's the people that are you know the essential workers that are working in health care that are working in you know lower end sales they're going to lose their jobs and we're always starting to see those furloughs you're starting to see banks and airport airlines talking about laying people off and that's just starting right because no one thought that we would be that we would still be in this mess come mid-october yet here we are so that's why i thought it was important to

to put that out there and we'll see what they actually do and hopefully it comes quickly because a lot of people are struggling you should just run for president and do the like you know those twitter scams that always people would be like i got check out my bank account i have a hundred thousand dollars i'm giving away a thousand dollars to everyone who retweets it you should do that right right hustle for man i'm all about the hustle point tweet me baby yeah money up money for everybody yes yeah all right i actually think getting a little serious here it's important obviously to have a stimulus going because there are already a ton of people that have lost their jobs we're six months in almost seven months into this thing um yep we need to have seriously like

either a complete moratorium or forgiveness on rent for anybody that that is going through financial hardship as well as mortgage so you know obviously you'll hear from landlord saying like well if you if everybody stops paying the rent then i can't uh either uh you know my income goes away stimulus right yeah that's why you do it as that's why you do it with the checks right because if you just do it from the top down and try to get the landlords not you know to just let people go on the rent all the cascading loans and everything that they have creates cascading problems if you put it if you put money with the people that have to spend their money then they you know the first thing they're going to do is pay their rent right you know and then

know they're going to get a check in two more weeks and so that then they're going to be able to afford the food and the other necessities that they have and that money then goes to the landlords which then goes to the the banks and follows its way all the way up i'm a big believer in bottom up economics not top down top down doesn't work even the democratic version of top down where you create all these different programs and then have people sign up and then hope the money gets through all the bureaucracy and down to the people who need it that hardly works right but if you give people if you get money in the hands of people who need it for necessities and that's why it's a user or loser type thing that you know you use it on things you have to spend that top up is what

re-energizes the economy and it creates what's called the multiplier effect so that money goes to your landlord who spends it somewhere else who spends it somewhere else and it ends up helping the economy more than doing it from top down bipartisan populism so even that you're right even the democrats you know they're claiming that they're the ones that want to spend a shitload of money and give this big you know stimulus package essentially but they're all about like tax credits and like if you're a small business owner then you get to do x y and z and i think you're right i think what's what's important right now is the actual people the working people that haven't been able to make money they need a way to get through this it should not matter if

they're a business owner or not what tax bracket they fall into should be immaterial no i agree come bottom up absolutely because now especially like when you look at the actual numbers the unemployment rate may be like 8.4 percent but that's after so many particularly women have left the economy right because they got to stay home and watch the kids because they can't go to work it's because people who are you know in essential jobs are getting furloughed or laid off and the actually what i read there's this guy this harvard economist named chetty i think his name is chtty or something like that who basically said if you're making 70 if you were making 75 grand or more the unemployment rate now is like 3.8 percent if you're underneath that the unemployment

rates like 16 and a half percent give or take right and so the people that have struggled are struggling more because they're the first ones getting laid off they're the first ones that employers think that they can replace or get somebody else to do more of their work and that's unfortunate and that's why again i'm a big believer in the stimulus program and it's really fucked up that you know the first stimulus ended you know july 31st or whatever it was and here we are months later and there are all these politicians are just bitching and bitching and bitching about what they want and not what the american people need i so i don't really understand the economy maybe you can help me out on this if we don't give a stimulus out what's that money doing is it

is it sitting around is it just like in a big pile somewhere just collecting dust no no i mean look it depends on where it comes from so one hand we're borrowing it right so the money comes from so initially we borrow it either from me you we borrow it from china we borrow it from the uk investors around the world who buy our treasury buys or we issue it in different ways through the banks and without going in too much detail it allows the money to get funded into the system or into the treasury rather who then can release the checks and so it's not effectively printing dollar bills but it's creating creating enough money that those checks could be written now that in turn is debt right so supposedly we have to pay it back but there's this whole thing

called modern modern monetary theory that says that there's a certain threshold of debt that you can keep on adding every year to the national debt as long as the economy is growing um at the same rate because look you know look at your own personal finances when you were just getting started all debt was bad debt and then all of a sudden you know having a thousand dollars in debt was livable because you were making enough and you were bringing in more income then depending on how big you got you can deal with a bigger mortgage right because you could do it against your house well we already have the fed who has stated that interest rates are going to be close to zero so when we borrow money like that now the amount of interest we pay is actually less than what we

were paying a few years ago and the question becomes if you do a stimulus program like this can you get a better return than the 0.66 or whatever it is interest rates that we're currently paying i think we can now this is not something you do forever but in transition from this big mess that we're in can we get a better multiplier return or increase productivity more than the interest rates we're paying from people we borrow from if the answer is yes then you do it and i but there's so much dogma so much dogma you know the republicans are coming out saying uh we don't need more debt okay i can understand the point the democrats are saying okay we need more we can spend more but we need to raise taxes without really saying okay how are we

going to raise taxes and we're i don't mind paying more taxes but i do think the the way that even biden who i'm going to vote for is saying that he's going to make um the capital gains rate the same as regular income tax rates if you make over a million dollars that's a huge mistake because that's going to negatively impact um um investment and creating jobs etc so the modern monetary theory says you don't have to raise those income taxes right there's money there because the whole economy is just growing and at these low level of interest rates and there's probably going to be an economist that knows this a lot better than i do saying i got it wrong somewhere so i apologize in advance but effectively it's saying look if the pie if the economy is growing we can take on more debt

and you don't have to do it to raise tax if you don't have to um raise taxes as long as you're growing um the economy fast enough so you know to me right now we've already done that to the tune of six trillion dollars give or take to do it one more year or two more years and see what happens then it's worth doing because there was a point in time not long ago like 2010 when we had the the last great recession um where people said well if we print this much money you know added borrow this much and add it to the economy then inflation is going to go through the roof that never happened now people are saying all the things you're hearing from the republicans we can't add to the debt and all the democrats we have to raise taxes on everybody you're over 400

well we should just give this modern monetary theory approach with the stimulus payments a chance to work and see what happens because you never know where it'll end up and so that's kind of like my long-winded answer on all this i just think we go with what what's been working um with the stimulus payments and i think that's going to benefit the economy a whole lot more than the democratic approach or the republican approach it's i mean essentially just a future problem i'm running the economy i'll handle it later i have a sharp tank idea real quick well i just had one question about the economy real quick what about mark the people on twitter with the rose uh in their handle that say eat the rich are you worried they're gonna actually try to

eat you um you know i know i'm salty yeah and so the you know the sodium levels are gonna go through the roof so i don't think that's gonna be very good okay just be careful because they're talking a lot about eating a lot of the rich people i've been seeing a lot of you know i know i'm at all the fact i'm with the guillotine on it yeah you see the guillotine yeah i think jeff yeah i saw it outside bezos house yeah we're gonna eat that guy so my shark tank idea is just why don't we form just a badass group basically kind of like an x-men style or uh was that that celestrus alone movie the uh avengers know where they all kick to everyone's ass uh rocky four billy knows where it is billy wasn't the expendables why don't we just put together these we'll just

use those people from the expendables to go overseas and then just steal everybody's money and bring it back to the united states that's called war oh here you go should we start wars yeah no no good reason i mean wars are just fought differently now it's bits and bites not bombs and bullets it's just you know that's how we're gonna be fought hopefully you know but what's really cool to think about is when do we get the real terminators because we're getting closer and closer you've got processing speeds and chips that keep on going up and up and up um you've got five g so and going to six g so you'll be able to communicate with um these robots that are out there the two missing pieces are manual dexterity they can't really use their fingers yet on robots

and batteries well size and length because you can't be plugged into an outlet yeah and humor like i'm i'm not worried about robots until they can make people laugh when they can make people laugh i'm fucked that's my whole take on robot you seem to know a lot about robots you seem to know a lot about their strengths and weaknesses are you are you invested in the artificial intelligence space do you have oh hell yes yeah big time so you have robotics too big time that's the future right there you're creating your own robot army my own robot army not yet no but yeah but you know serious question like are you a little worried that the robots will turn on us no not yet like maybe in a hundred years i guess that'll be a possibility but not now

well what the fuck why you're just that's another future you you're like i don't care i won't be here in a hundred years oh god yeah my kids will be around right but you know there's gonna be ways there's gonna be ways to deal with it but at the same time like we're gonna be able to implant these chips so they'll be customized chips that we don't like we know so little about the brain right now your body is like one big math equation with it you know trillions of variables and we know one tenth or one millionth of one percent of what those variables are over time that hundred years from now we're going to be able to recreate at least some portion of that into chips implant them in your head and you will have these custom chips that are able to do all these different

capabilities that people can't do right now like it i'm not we'll have all that dexterity plus we won't need power so we'll have an edge on all the robots we'll kick their ass and then we can we can infect them with a virus if they if they get like two out of control i'm out i'm out well right the malware that's right and so we'll give them malware right and so we'll be able to take over their credit cards too we're gonna get back to more mark cuban in a second before we do want to talk to you about brand new sponsor express we love express can we get a new sponsor alert oh not segments that segment new sponsor alert from billy uh it's express we love express it's uh all new and it's all about

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best out of seven no no no we said best out of 23 right right exactly exactly i saw that you uh you've actually been helping out delante west recently you did you did a pretty good thing you help track him down how did that come into motion did you did you get a call from a friend or from a relative of his or like a former no no um you know we had tried to help delante before um and it didn't work out i don't think he was ready yet and then um i saw all the pictures um and people saying that he was in dallas and where he was i 75 and like 635 which is like two miles from my house and so i started driving around looking for him and went and hunted down his mom's phone number um got a hold of his mom and basically you know can you ask her for his number and got his number left a message for him

and you know he didn't call me back for a few days then he called me back and i told him delante don't move i'm coming to get you and that's what i did went and got him a hotel room let him sleep it off went and got him some food and sat there waited for his mom to get there and waited with him and then um she got him on the plane and got him to rehab and and so you probably saw the picture and then i just got a picture today he was skydiving skydiving so he's making progress i just hope he stays with it you know the first couple weeks are tough but i you know going through rehab and and dealing with addiction that that's not easy and dealing with mental illness that's not easy and so i hope he fights his way through it that's awesome world needs some more like positive stories

so it's a it's a cool just genuinely positive story um can we talk a little about season 12 shark tank sure do we have uh any any favorite are you let's start here are you worried at all that people are now coming on shark tank to just get that like pop of publicity and they don't actually want to do deals you know what in the past you would have been right and that pissed me off all the time but now this season like we had to go the sharks were in a bubble that was 10 times more strict than the mba bubble literally we went from our room down the hall there was like masking tape everywhere to tell us where to go the elevator we had to take the makeup people were in like hazmat suits then we went on set to shoot we shot our nine hours or 10 hours a day whatever

went right back to our room and did the whole thing again and so it was strict so those entrepreneurs that that came they also had to quarantine at least eight days and some of them a lot longer and so they were stuck there so they weren't just messing around they really needed help and you know the the whole you know pandemic has really messed with a lot of people's businesses and you know we saw some really smart businesses that have pivoted and that we really help but there are there are some really favorites and um there there were some really good deals because the people that were able to stick it out through quarantine really wanted it and really were good people um and i did more deals this season than i ever have in any other shark tank season i like

it i like it have there been any businesses that come on that are like pretty well established businesses like successful yeah there were a couple i i don't know when this is going to air but and i might i can't tell you what happened but there was a deal with dinosaurs that was the most incredible incredible Jurassic Park type shit i've ever seen in my life you're making you're just amazing and oh and they had these things set up like these were the actual dinosaurs they used in Jurassic Park and you know the brains behind them and all that because there's a new Jurassic Park movie coming out um we're trying to come out i guess these days so it was it was stunning um and we had other deals um where there's just there's just a lot of this was easily the best season in terms of

good companies because the companies that made it and stuck it out through the quarantine were companies that were really agile and and and fought their way through a pandemic so like i said i did more deals than ever before and the season is great that sounds very similar to my idea i pitched to barbara corcoran when she was here i just i pitched her Jurassic Park everything that you saw in the movie but we're going to do it in real life we're going to do the embryos we're going to create dinosaurs put them in on island she's heavily interested in that so okay so i love it right so you do the real thing we'll do the simulation okay so me and barba are going to team up on that one she said we'll be the blue you're right she said there's no way you'd have

the guts to go through on it what yeah so barba wanted to be in business with me but she was like yeah don't worry about cubes there's no chance that cubes even wants to do something like this he's not a risk taker that's true yeah you just watch and see what happens you're gonna prove her wrong you just watch and i love barbara but sometimes she's full of shit okay i'll put you down as also it that was my way of trying to get you interested by generating false competition against your rival and it works it works absolutely works that's the easiest way to get mark cuban to want to do something is tell him that someone said he couldn't do it yeah that's pretty damn close to the truth too absolutely is the truth um i think when was the last time we talked to you i think we

talked to you right during the pandemic right when it started yeah we talked early in a pandemic and then before that was super bowl super bowl so we have um the barcels sportsbook app is out now are you still kicking yourself that you didn't you didn't buy us when you could have yeah pretty much i mean i was thinking about it that was my problem that was a big miss like we're doing stuff now with uh gambling we're coming up with new bets that like are just you know we're gonna kick everyone's ass no it's brilliant guys you guys deserve a ton of credit man i think like i told you then you know it's a grind it's not an easy business and you guys definitely had your grind on and made it work when you guys deserve a ton of credit when are we getting when are we getting

gambling in texas um hopefully sooner rather than later because that certainly helps the sports business um you know i don't know when it happens but i think now every state's going to need that revenue so there's going to be somehow some way that it happens okay all right yeah because i i did uh i remember i had uh the luke uh buzzer beater game i bet against the maves and i was so mad at myself because that's like that's such a fun moment that i was like god damn it how could you do that bro i never forget it man um because i wasn't in the bubble i was on my on my elliptical right and i'm watching it because i can't watch it with my family or anybody else because i get so intense so i just like burn off the intensity on the elliptical while i'm watching the game

and i'm sweating and luke hit that shot and i'm running through the house jumping on my kids jumping on my wife and they're being disgusted i mean that was unbelievable yeah unbelievable and he lives for those moments and and and credit to the nba for pulling it off because there was you know when sports came back i know that there's a lot of people who are skeptical and say like we don't need sports you need to focus on sports matters sports matter to people's day to day lives and they matter to our entertainment and like what we look forward to and i think there are some people that forget that they forget what being a sports fan is and how much it really does matter to people's lives yeah i agree with you 100 and you know

credit to adam silver and the staff at the nba for making it all work i mean zero positives and credit to the guys too being away from their families you know most of them from for weeks or months at a time and sticking to the protocols man that's hard you know just doing everything by the book and you know doing it for your teammates and doing it because literally one or two knuckleheads out of hundreds of guys and a thousand plus people could have brought down the entire thing and nobody did and that's hard man just look at you know these guys bunch of them are the same age as college kids and look what's happening on college campuses you know and so for us to to have our guys really stick through it it's it's really i'm proud of

them and i was really happy about it yeah one thing i missed from these playoffs was uh mark cuban gets a four hundred thousand dollar fine for criticizing officiating i needed you in the building to be interviewed for like some reporter to stick a cassette in front of your mouth after a game when you're heated you say something a little off the cuff and then boom get that notice that uh that push notification i wish i could have been there man i so wish i could have been there um yeah i because i kept on thinking about okay would they be able to hear me from where they put the owners right um yeah yeah would they be fine to me for some of that stuff like when kp got ejected yeah yeah definitely save you some money yes um all right cubes i got one last question

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thank you for for helping that that's why the cubes is the best he helps out the advertisers keep everything going all right so i'm passing off the cross country mortgage uh last question to our intern billy who just sat in front of us he has a billy he has an app idea now billy just to give a background uh if they did the like you know the background when they're walking up the shark tank billy is uh is prototypical of a 21 year old bro that you can imagine um he owns like seven what what is he cte seats maybe no he's a football player he's a former football player he's got uh hasn't graduated college he owns a zoo at his house he has way too many animals and uh yeah billy go ahead hi mr cuban i would like to know billy names mark thank you uh i would like to address a large

gap in the food and beverage industry that grows ever larger every day as covid and a new generation of consumers enters the market i have developed with some my associates an app billy you got to talk about man you can't do with what you're pitching on me no no no talking to the mic billy i have an idea for a marketplace that will get information from producers to consumers in the nightlife and entertainment industry how it act is it would crowdsource information real time from people on the street going to let's say a bar or a restaurant so they could then say like ways where if you pass a police officer on the side of the road you could report that and then it goes to the greater it once uploads the app it goes to the large population of users what's what's

my information you're fucking killing this dude keep going so as so let's say especially in the age of covid you don't want to go to a crowded bar or nightclub you and go to the venue and say oh you get there it's crowded you then can report that on the app for a reward system which then gets um dispersed to the great public people to not go where it's crowded because of covid which i get but why would people want to go to dead bars be it well a lot of uh individuals actually do want to go to bars where they can actually receive service and not just go to the most popular bar okay so so but here's the thing if you go on google maps and wait i forgot my answer to the cross-country mortgage question is if you go on google maps it kind of tells you that because what

they do is they they kind of don't care about your privacy and so they know where everybody's at and they're able to tell you what what places are busy and what places are not during a particular time period so that's going to make it tough now if you want to make a better interface on top of that what you could do for your business is interface with google maps and pull that data and have that crowdsourcing part where people can also add to it um the information like it's crowded not crowded good back because remember hopefully covid's not going to be here forever and by the time you finish this app you know people may want to go back to where it's crowded so you've got to be able to turn the switch in your cross-country mortgage question pitch right but

i think this would play a great role in you know a lot of time basically we have a new generation that if they don't go if they go to the first bar second bar and they're not you know having good time they're just going to go home and watch netflix and smoke weed this makes sure that the time they first go to the bar it's the bar that they want to hang out i get that right all i'm telling i get that billy but what i'm saying is by the time you write this product and develop this app you know six months from now you get it done hopefully we're at least partially on the other side of the ship and you're going to have to adjust so it's not a bad idea right knowing where to go but what i'm telling you is the catch 22 and crowdsourcing is it's because there's other products

um oh my god um foursquare has a product that does it and facebook has check-ins right so that people want to go on facebook and check in but people don't really use it for that so you've got to be able to convince people to do it and so you start off with the google maps and then you do your pitching and you're promoting and try to get a viral to get people to contribute so that you can do what you want to do and then you have to be prepared to deal with it post pandemic that all makes sense yes now if you can get that to work then maybe you can get the bars you know and advertisers and liquor companies and whatever to pay you to do some things but it's not going to be easy because a lot of this has been done before talk about the ratio billy well

that's always all about it's all about the chicks billy was trying to cloak this in like a big public health blanket in reality this is the money part about the right go you basically can get people like let's say you basically get demographics to go where you want a lot of chicks at the bar cubes no so a lot of guys are at this next bar i'm going to get the vibe it tells you get the vibe of the bar before you actually go he's right he's like it's gonna sell the front end and back end have already been developed it just needs to be you know and i have an idea for to create my viral it's targeted towards young people young people aren't going to use google maps if you have so you want to filter you want to filter people out like us unless yeah well so that you you have a new

generation that needs an app to date an app to order food an app to get home this is going to be the app that people use that's going to automate club promoters automate all the stuff that people don't want to deal with when they go out and why they end up on their couch watching netflix and actually you know streamline the industry for this new generation of people who have zero sounds in my life um no i get you billy it's not a bad idea all i'm telling you is the hard part's the execution right the idea is decent right the but the hard part is getting all those pieces to work together so if you've got the app already written then the harder part becomes how do you get people to crowdsource that information because you don't want to do a filter that just says okay

here's a demographic i want to know where they're at point me in the right direction and i want ten or fewer people or i'm in the mood we want to go where there's a lot of people right but we want to know that social distancing is enforced or not enforced depending what what you're about so you can do an app that does that the hard part is getting how are you going to market it so people participate yeah i think the funniest part of billy's pitch is that he's like i've already got written it's ready it's done can i just have a bunch of money yeah he said the front end the back end are done that's total bullshit no no no i'm working with my former teammates in the kicker did the back end in one of our offense well you don't know what the back end means it's the coding

to do the there's no chance i was trying to do the motion billy thank you billy's come on shark tank i think i could explain it better there yeah okay well billy what's the name of the app gala gala okay first do trademark search because that might be tough too when you're gonna release it well we're looking to you know once everything starts to open up again we it definitely needs some time all right we're in beta by the way let's let's let's let's throw that name out the name of the app should be how many dudes question mark how many dudes at the bar yeah yeah right how can you know that's how we would market it yeah cut that's what you need to say it's a matter right yeah you go to the app store if you see an app called how many dudes or you see an app called gala

yeah one you're looking for horses yeah the other you're like i know exactly what he means gala sounds like you're trying to find a black tie affair yeah out on it's how many dudes aka are their chicks there yeah like anyway just the ratio would be a thing like like there could be like a sausage fest button and then no one's gonna go to that bar and that's the whole app the whole app it will also like stuff like uh i don't know like chill like the type of music the type of vibe it's totally gonna work yeah i may not be explaining it the best all right thank you i got you right i got exactly billy so you've been on yelp you've been on google maps you've been all the places that try to do a little bit of that right right the hard part is just marketing it and get people to

use it really guys that's kind of the easy part because there's a huge platform here's my idea for you why don't you get a job at maybe a company with a massive media following with a lot of people that could help you promote this app i know so you got to start looking at companies that might be able to yeah but the problem is the problem is it's all dudes watching the shows right and checking out the podcast right and so how are you going to do with that billy's mom listens no no this is this is the part so it's also going to be basically a social network of people who can then connect to other people it's you're gonna get influencers on the app and say oh they check oh now you're complicated in the shit out of it now you're fucking up i'm not it's not too complicated

be good or really be really good at one thing and make a word for one thing then add to it by the time you try to make it a big social network now you're competing with other things right and then it gets more expensive it gets harder and more problems pop up we'll see if you make it right no sausage fest here right and then you grow it from that then you can make something happen out of it well if we approach much you go too wide that makes it tough but if we approach bar tenders to give the vibe of the bar at that moment because that's how i think our distribution would work to get people on the app then you know it's like empty bar here people are going to go to a bar with less people okay so you're a bartender at a club and you're starving right there's

nobody there right you're gonna tell the truth or you're gonna lie to get to you yeah well you're gonna yeah but you're a lot there's a huge are you gonna press this is a sausage fest on your own bar like so many hot chicks here looking to fuck yeah exactly right it's gonna work all right you guys thank you billy it's a good time very good pitch it was very good pitch really gotta go for billy i'm gonna come back for the update yes there will be no update there will be an update no thank you all right billy thank you yeah no next time you come on you're gonna be like whatever happened to billy's app and it's like well they're still working on the front end and the back end no the back end is not done i have one last last question do you ever have uh when someone

offers just an absurd price do you sometimes respect it when they're like three percent for ten million dollar investment you gotta kind of respect it right i mean if it makes sense yeah if it makes sense for sure right if they've got a business that that and the valuation justified yeah then you're dumb if you don't do it but if you come on and it's just total nonsense and you you know you're in the clouds then no i'll just laugh i mean you know i have no problem when someone's just full of crap i have no problem giving them shit at all yeah um but if someone built up a business yeah give them give them their props yeah like billy's down to fuck that's billy's dtf yeah that's not bad we should just actually just create an app for billy

where it's like it's tender but it's just for billy that's really then we don't need to do the app just get billy late i just want to help billy wants to help people stay safe and healthy and not contract covid yeah and nothing to do with and is i want to get a boner at a bar while i drink jagermeister app is the key to doing that yeah this is also it's a worthy goal man it's a worthy goal yes and this is it's perfect because you when we first pitched barstool to you you called us the hard dick business and we have the next generation of the hard dick business here in billy we've got that right yes no you're dead right you're dead right you're 100 right uh all right well thank you yeah i'm bored while you can all right thank you so much uh mark we really appreciate your time as

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stuck out your only problem really was you know just leave just this billy you tried to be that's not a professional here's the thing billy you perspective you may have totally beefed up your one chance to impress mark cuban but how many twenty one year olds get to pitch mark cuban true so you're doing pretty damn good man okay we're going to pump you up also billy just use the tag line it's a good idea mark cuban billy i'll invest really yeah here how much money you looking for billy i'm gonna give you 50 bucks you can oh no i gave you 50 bucks today okay i'll give you fit i gave you 50 bucks that's my investment thanks okay billy i've invested in billy's app 50 bucks how much are you looking for what's your what's your a round of investing look like

you know let's just move on okay all right well oh because you got the 50 bucks you're gonna cash out now no i'm not in the mood okay okay all right let's do some guys on chicks sub football guys guys i did a boudoir photo shoot recently wait wait wait wait boudoir wait boudoir wait try it again boudoir try it one more time wow wow you're getting close boudoir boudoir uh boudier boudier a boudoir photo shoot be funny yeah just like going out to brunch uh huh boudoir walking your dog in your uggs that's instagram boudoir yeah boudoir okay boudoir jake just trusts the computer i'm not a i'm not a machine jake that's for those of you who don't know boudoir is what cajun people put in those fried balls uh actually she clarifies a boudoir

photo shoot which is a photo shoot of me and lingerie or topless i plan to turn the picks and that's a really nice way to say newt's it's classic because it's got a french term to it i plan to turn the picks into a book to get my fiancee uh as a wedding gift no like good job whatever uh i want to put some words in it but i can only come up with corny stuff like yours forever what are some play what are some uh fun slash playful slash sexy phrases that i can put in this thing without being too cringe thanks i don't think the words are gonna be that important in this gift it's a good thought i i appreciate putting in the effort but a picture is worth a thousand words so you probably have like six thousand words already i actually think

you should use this as an opportunity to uh ask him to do like you know him well your fiance's you're about to get married uh use this every single picture should have something that you know he is deficient in so it's like here are my tits can you please take out the trash here's my ass uh could you put your could you put your your cereal bowl in the dishwasher like that kind of shit like have lost dog yeah here's yeah here's me and some lingerie hey next time you eat chili try not to put your your shit stained underpants in the hamper i kind of like that i like that so you can subliminally do it too where maybe one of the shots is in the bathroom and there's a toilet seat that's very much down in the backyard or just have it can they do a magic eye yeah can they make

a magic eye poster out of your nipples and so if he stares at it for too long it says like uh like honey take take the dog out yeah like yeah you're in the bathroom and there's a roll of toilet paper with no toilet paper on it anymore it's like change this yes it's like little things hi dad pat buh hi dad cat pft and handsome hank i forgot about it and left a tampon in for a week straight should i go to the doctor wait how did you how did you how did you how did you forget that how did you pee you pee out of your butt multiple holes yeah that's true yeah how billy just go to the doctor toxic shock syndrome i read about that once you did yeah what's it it's actually really serious you can die okay well there you go i trust billy on this one billy knows more about the human body

than anyone i've ever met that's a fact and i'm bored in the bathroom read a tampon box oh so it's like i was like i was like i'm bored everyone on my phone everyone's been there where it's like i can't physically take a shit without reading something yeah usually it's like shampoo bottle yeah used to be like that for me now is it if you if you keep the tampon in too long for one period that means you you pretty much don't have to use a tampon next time right roll over minutes uh yeah i think so is this like when you swallow gum you can have a tampon tree in your stomach that's a watermelon no it's not true yeah yeah that's watermelon seed i swallow that stuff yeah that's true you eat gum people forget hank eats gum yeah um my boyfriend is a diehard

patriots fan still mourning tom righty leaving for tompa bay i was born a jets fan but for obvious reasons have been considering switching teams is this acceptable many people have called me a frontrunner yeah i think you just write it on a cocktail napkin i resign as fan of the new york jets and work for billa check i as long as you don't care about like the you know your friends from where you grew up and you're just gonna like adopt your boyfriend's friends stuff should be fine well the the other thing is you can do i think the jets fans maybe not the patriots because that's a rival but jets fans i think at this point if a jets fans like hey i give up mm-hmm i think no one's gonna blame them yeah can you make a lincoln project for the new york jets so you become a

patriots fan but you just do it to shine light on the fact of everything that you hated about the jets when you're on that team this is this is a moment in time i'm gonna officially say jets fans if you want to declare your freedom go for it but you can i i have a small problem with leveling up immediately to the patriots no yeah you can't do that but i'm saying go for freedom go for freedom try out freedom for a couple years then go somewhere but the jets are such a disaster they give you nothing nothing the only problem with jumping straight to the patriots is you're kind of hopping on that bandwagon when they're not necessarily the dynasty that they used to be so you might get blamed i'm just saying if you have a boyfriend that would be trying to do such a thing he might

hold resentment to you and be like wow the second you start rooting for the team they started going 500 all the time and getting coronavirus spread to their best players by roger godel facts sup dan fatz pf tall and honk and free willy what the fuck am i wrong for sticking with someone for just having an australian accent i mean it's a decent relationship but being able to say down under jokes and hearing australian slang is enough for me am i crazy no i think that's one of those things life where it it allows you to stay around a little bit longer because every time you introduce your boyfriend to somebody new you get that residual shock from that other person who's meaning to be like wow i love your accent and it reminds you oh yeah i i really do

love this guy's accent yeah yeah i'd agree also just any guy that can do an australian accent that's fishing with dynamite so hot so hot i'm not really doing an australian accent i was oh that that was an alley g that's also british do it kukaburra oh yeah mate that's pretty good some kukaburras get koalas out put some koalas on the barbie that's pretty good he's frogro here yeah he's got what he's thinking on her billy did you hear my fun uh animal fact from last show yeah oh you wanker go fuck yourself billy i'll teach you to say something like a wombat say if you say i'm ol greg say rise sharp kangaroo jack up lights don't it's a trap no it

makes it sound like you're saying razor blades in australian rise up blanks rise up lights oh that does say it say rise up lights no it's gonna you're gonna make me say something no i'm trying to hope you billy rise up lights rise up lights yeah there you rise up lights i need yeah i need i need rise up lights for my shitty mustache rise up lights yeah yeah rise up lights yeah billy he's got someone's got his swag bad fed dinkum hey boys especially pft is pft a virgin idk just get that vibe thanks oh that's nice big verge of a no i've fucked i mean i'm the only one who's proving it listen i have uh i've fucked that's all i'm gonna say that's my statement it's like the jordan facts of i'm back i have fucked it has happened when did fat john snow and uglier

searsay fall wait what the fuck is this a rose it is a rose what the hell what did that happen i don't know i don't know i'm just reading what i got okay uh that was that was one of the two rows but they were right back to back different numbers so i'll live with my boyfriend for about two years in this past weekend he accidentally sent me a snapchat of him pissing all over a bar bathroom i'm talking on the walls and all so that was like he meant send it to the boys accidentally sent it to his girlfriend since living together i felt their bathroom has smelled horrible like piss even after being cleaned i'm freaking out now that he's done this in our bathroom in a drunken stupor how do i dress this just gotta sign up for the ride a camera set up a secret security camera

oh yeah set up a camera or um i'm pretty sure i'm not there yet as a dad but i'm pretty sure you're supposed to put cheerios in the uh in the in the um toilet and then he'll do target practice i've heard that's hard yeah well obviously you don't hit it but you are trying so you're not spraying it everywhere that actually sounds awesome i'm gonna do that at my house yeah for me yeah uh it is funny that like if we're being totally honest right now like if we're being completely honest with everyone right now i'm a virgin but only because i re-virginize myself every time i ask for forgiveness and i take an oath so like i can go like real lines off of a stripper's vagina and i'll be like next morning i'm a virgin virgin i know if we're being totally honest with

ourselves uh i'm 35 and i am probably only 93 potty trained when it really comes down to it when you count in like poop in your pants and also just like peeing on the seat 93 potty trained that's a little embarrassing i mean people that work here are savages yeah that's true they are 93 percent is pretty good though it is pretty good but it's also hilarious to be like oh got a potty train it's like well dude practice what you preach you're not potty trained yeah that's mark price foul shooting yeah like i dribble in my pants all the time not potty trained or when you think you're done peeing and then you realize after someone went in your pants right that's what i'm saying dribble in my pants a little dribble is it me or have the backs of urinals gotten a lot

more rebounding recently yeah there has been a lot of splash yeah there's a new material that they're putting on these pissers and we didn't have Cheerios when i was growing up but i always used to go for the x marks the spot what does what i'm talking about what do you mean like in middle school i guess it's a little old were you born hank yeah i think i'm saying i'm saying no i never i i never saw cheerios in the bathroom no one ever implemented that kind of jam you knew what cheerios were of course yes uh but i would always shoot every hank like i ate the cheerios out of the toilet i don't know what you're talking about i would shoot for the you know the x marks the spot and then it would always splash back yeah but i would still do it sometimes just because it's like

yeah accuracy you know that's why they put those b logos in the urinals yes it's if you pee there it doesn't splash a little like mosquito or yeah or the logo yeah or not don't go for the x yeah don't go for the x why doesn't everyone just have ice in their urinals ice is the best it's like it's like you're playing an arcade game you feel like you're at davin buster's water in the bathroom dude at davin buster's every time so dion he always talks about how he pisses outside i think that's actually i think that's like the number one thing about being rich is that you can just have a property that you can pee on all the time like that's the difference yeah well dogs do it all the time too must be so liberating yep all right last one uh hey hank ripped cat and pft my boyfriend

loves animals and has always been overly obsessed with them he does not fuck slash finger blasts them like billy football does but his fetishes seem even worse he especially loves kangaroos and refers to them as rubus he constantly will lift up my shirt and poke his head through the neck hole he will then pretend he's sitting in my rubru pouch and demand i pet his head and feed him snacks of his choice he will then make me stand up and say mommy ru baby ru rubru needs a tugging which means he wants to give me a hand job while he was in my pouch i almost always give him the hand job but i'm really weirded out by it should i be worried or should i let my boyfriend continue to do what makes him happy this sounds perfectly normal to me every guy goes through kangaroo

phase yeah rubus yeah that's a hilarious thing to call breath right the rubru pouch uh by the way breaking moose breaking ruse breaking ruse this even goes further to our newfound theory that that whole vice vice video the the fleetwood mac video was planted steven x has joined tiktok okay yeah it's a plant it's over fellas it's a plant it's a plant mk ultra we've been planted we've been planted really i want to do a podcast with you about mk ultra oh sweet yeah let's do it i'm just going to get you on all the lsd like government grade and then just let you talk into mic that's our mk ultra i'm gonna i'm gonna do mk ultra on you awesome don't be a pussy about it just do it debab no i don't want to trip if i can do a bad trip that's true all right oh number and then we'll

go eight eighteen well cuke is used in perfume and it's actually really expensive so happy you're back i miss you on sunday's billy i also heard that like beaver anus juice was used in uh vanilla and strawberry ice cream flavor that's how it's gonna be my fact that god damn it how much does it do that how much does a whale usually jizz yeah that's no puke no but like when it jizz is how many gallons do you know i'm not sure oh is it a sperm whale 48 54 19 eight 400 gallons eight eight eight if you're a serious tech company that wants to invest in my app email me billy football pmt at gmail.com i swear to god it's gonna be awesome 67 it's a lot more put together than it might seem when do you think let's do over under real

quick before we go when do you think the first time one of us will get it before the new year i don't think so before the new year it's one in a hundred odd so yeah love well it's actually no it's because we keep the balls and also because five of us do it at the same time true so it's really it's one out of one 20 it's one out of 20 all right it's five percent see everyone on what days hanks mind just got blown friday friday see you on friday love you guys today's my day let's say

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