Pardon My Take - Max Homa And Brooks Koepka, Nuggets Win The NBA Finals And Golden Knights Win The Stanley Cup + Guys On Chicks

Episode Date: June 14, 2023

The Denver Nuggets have won the NBA Title and Jokic just wants to go home. We talk NBA Finals and Jokic being the greatest value pick in NBA History (00:00:00-00:25:11). The Golden Knights win the Stanley Cup and it's insane what theyve done as a franchise in 6 years (00:25:11-00:30:18). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including Stefon Diggs and Hank turns 30 (00:30:18-00:58:55). Max Homa joins the show to talk US Open, having the course record at LACC, what he needs to do differently in Majors, Glenny Balls stories, and special guest his son Cam on the show (00:58:55-01:36:29). Brooks Koepka joins the show to talk about his incredible partying after winning the PGA, where hes at mentally for the US Open and his P's losing (01:36:29-01:51:09). We finish with guys on chicks (01:51:09-02:02:59).You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

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Oh no, we're gonna rock it down too He let Shrek I venue And then we take it higher Welcome to part of my take today is Wednesday June 14th and the Denver Nuggets are NBA champions. The job is done. We can go home now. Yes. What a great, great acceptance speech by Yokech. Maybe the most serbian thing ever. He's just like, okay, I'd like, in the words of Kevin Durant, I don't want to be a star,

go to work, go home, face time, face time my horses and hop into pool. Yes, it was it was incredible watching Yokech Reach the the final boss. He is finals MVP. He out actually He when he was getting awarded the finals MVP. He on the podium He then picked up his daughter and just left the finals MVP on the podium and Bruce Brown There's a clip of him just picking up being like, what do I do with this? It's this, it's this. No.

He was so dominant and then afterwards basically was the most relatable guy ever where he's like, I'm just tired, I want to go home. They broke the news to him that he had a parade this Thursday and you, it would have, like you thought you had told him someone had died in his family because he was just like, oh, I can't go home yet, I can't go see my horses. He also had an all time quote where he said, we succeeded in our jobs, we won the whole thing. It's an amazing feeling, but like I said before,

it's not everything in the world. There's a bunch of things that I like to do. Probably that's a normal thing. Nobody likes his job or maybe they do, they're lying, but it's a good feeling. It's a good feeling to they do. They're lying, but it's a good feeling It's a good feeling to be the best at your job even if you don't like it. Yeah, I think he honestly if he was if I think he has a quote in the Passwords like if he was just doing horses for his job He probably would be dreaming about playing basketball instead. He's playing basketball for his job dreaming about being with his horse

He just wants to look at horses. Yeah, they should fly as horses over. The horses should be in the parade. I think we talked about that last week. Yes. They should pull the floats behind them, let Yokech ride behind his horses, take them down whatever the main avenue in Denver is and let the let the let the fans celebrate. Now, Aaron Gordon had a completely different reaction than Yokech did, which was, I mean, he's been through a lot of shit in the NBA.

A lot of people called him a bust. He was kind of thrown aside for a while. He is just so excited to be a champion. He joined the big celebration outside the ball arena and started parting with the fans afterwards. I could see, it's like that old saying, like, there are two wolves inside of each and every one of us. Those are the two wolves.

It's like, at one point, you want to celebrate doing something great. On the other hand, you just kind of, once you reach a certain age, and I imagine that Yokech lugging his body around all the time, he gets tired. Yeah, everybody just wants to go home at some point, put on a movie and fall asleep in the first 20 minutes. Yeah, and he finished it.

Mission accomplished. He incredible, incredible playoffs. He averaged 30, 13 and a half and nine and a half assists. So very close to a triple double average. He is the first player in NBA history to lead the postseason and points rebounds anacist. Crazy. Like he was absolutely out of this world good,

deserves all the praise. He is the best player on the planet. I know that we do that every after every NBA finals. We're like, we'll ever want it and be in one MVP. Yeah, and B did win MVP. He's probably very happy about that. But Yokech took that MVP. I don't even think he cared. But we can make the argument. He took that and he built himself off of it. And he was like, I'm'm gonna go win the thing that actually matters. The NBA finals, the NBA finals MVP. He was so incredible.

He also, and we'll talk about the whole game and Jimmy Butler, which we have to bring up. And beat Eric Yokich, I think now goes down is the best value pick in NBA history without a doubt. So I was looking through it. The other second rounders that you could that you could throw in the conversation You could just better than all these guys Dremont Green was a second rounder man who was a second rounder

Marcus all Dennis Robman even though that was the 27th pick so a little smaller of a league and Ben Wallace was Undrafted and then if you want to actually do like value picks And then if you want to actually do like value picks Kauai was the 15th pick John Stockton was 16 Kobe was 13 Carmelon was 13 Tony Parker was 28 and then if you even so so he's better He's a better value than all these because he went 41st in the overall in the draft the only ones you can make an argument for would be Steve Nash who went 15th, so that's obviously outside the lottery He ended up winning a couple MVPs and then Yannis is be Steve Nash who went 15th. So that's obviously outside the lottery. He ended up winning a couple MVP's. And then Yannis is the other one who went 15th

and won MVP's and a finals. But Yokech, it's it's clear. He is the greatest value pick in the history of the NBA. I actually disagree with that pick. Can you say Jordan? Michael Jordan. Yeah. I know. I still think Michael Jordan not being picked first overall. Yes. And what he did becoming the best player of all time, that's a better value pick at three. But Yokech, Yeah, I know. I still think Michael Jordan not being picked first overall. Yes. And what he did becoming the best player of all time, that's a better value pick at three. But Yokech, he can tell you what, if Yokech wins two more, like I fully expect and demand that he does, I think that he would then surpass MJ on that list. And just in terms of value, it's crazy.

Just because in the NBA, second round picks, like the, your, your hope, you're taking a flyer on a guy, hoping he ends up like a lot of, I would say the majority of second round picks don't end up on an're taking a flyer on a guy hoping he ends up like a lot I would say the majority of second round picks don't end up on an NBA roster for more than a year and most like a lot of them Don't even make the team Yokech is the best player in the world and he was the forty first pick overall. It's it's a credit to there's one guy in the Nuggets facility. I would love to know his name. I'm sure Die Hard Nuggets fans know him. There's one guy who definitely saw Yokech first and spent like his life mission

trying to convince everyone else in Denver being like, we have to draft this guy. Well, and that guy probably sucks at the rest of his job. Right. Because Yokech was not like nobody saw that in Yokech at the time. Well, no, there's one guy who did. But he probably saw, and this is very relatable to anybody that's ever watched, any sort of prospect at any age.

And you see them do one awesome thing during a game that you happen to be tuned into. And then you can't get that out of your head for the rest of their career and you wait for them to recapture that one player repeatedly and repeatedly and repeatedly so that you can be correct. There's probably he probably watched one game saw one bit of footwork or a great like behind the head pass that he made and said, it's worth taking a fly on this guy. And he happened to be right.

You just described Tyrus Thomas run with LSU and Big Baby Davis jumping out of the rim of the gym. And like this guy, how could he fail? That was a great team. Yeah, but you're right. Like those one moments where you stick to it and you're like, man, this guy's incredible. And for Yokech, it turned out to be true.

And he is, I get why he's not a bigger star when you see his answers after winning the NBA title. And he's just like, I wanna go home. But I think it's very relatable. And he's very, like, even the way he talks about his teammates, and I know this is very cliche, because this is like a hockey meme in real life. But like, you never hear him saying him saying I he's talking about his teammates

He's giving his teammates all the credit talking about how great Jamal Murray was which he was phenomenal and Jamal Murray gets like his entire path and all the injuries he went through and And everything to get back to this point coach cow kind of off the hot seat for a minute because that is a champion. That is a champion. That is a champion for him. Absolutely. But the whole team is, it's the official death of super teams as well. Yeah. We declare that because they out heat culture and heat culture. And we had, we don't count the bubble year, but 2019, the Raptors, you could make the argument.

The warriors, you know, without Kevin Durant getting injured, the warriors might win that title. But since the bubble, you had the Bucks, not a super team. You had last year, the Warriors who were different than what they were when they won all those titles, not a super team. And then this year, the Nuggets, mostly homegrown,

Super Teams don't play anymore. We had a decade of Super Teams. It's over. Ring chasing is done. You got to build it the right way. Sorry, gold diggers. Yeah, the nuggets are in town Fun little stat here in in the modern NBA and I'll just take this back to I think it's the bulls So the bulls first title run

The nuggets are I believe that they are the Second biggest long shot to win the NBA championship. You know who the first was or who the longest shot was? Pistons? No, the nuggets are not the second. Look, they weren't that long of a shot. I'm a spoke there are plus 1800 when the season started. Okay. But the biggest long shot in, we'll call it the common area here was the Golden State Warriors

in 2015. Oh, 2014, 2015. Yeah. They were plus 2800. Shoot a team with jumpshoot and can't win a title. here was the Golden State Warriors in 2014, 2015. They were plus 2800. A team with jumpshoot and can't win a title. They can't. Charles Baskin. I hope that scouts now, like the pendulum swings completely in the other way, and we have

scouts over in Europe trying to draft like the least athletic fat guys. And one day they might blossom to the next Yokech. Now we aren't saying this, but some people might say it. And we do discuss everything about sports. Some people are trying to put an asterisk because they had maybe the easiest path of all time. I think they were, I think the Clippers had beaten the sons. Yeah. They would have had the easiest path possible. Well, also this one seed. The Celtics would have smoked this team. That's true. Well, yeah true And they played I think I was a cumulative 27

Inceding 27 and seeding so it was you know an eight seed in the heat. Yeah, seven seed in the Lakers Four seed in the Suns and an eight seed in their first round match against Tim Rose I'm not saying this because I think the nuggets would have beaten anyone. They were the best team this year Mm-hmm. They have the best player in the world Some are saying now credit to skip bailiffs who will never stop fucking that chicken. But he said that if the Lakers had made it to the finals, they would have swept the heat.

It would have been an easier matchup for the Lakers. So he also said that can place LeBron. He said in Beads a more physically imposing player. Do you like to look at? Yeah, I guess so. Yeah, sure. I'd probably agree. Who can you put that right next to his MVP?

It's actually a basketball game though, not just a physically imposing look off. Yes, and Yokey mistake a lot of pundits make. He's so much fun to watch. He's just the way he plays, how he gets everyone involved. He is the zone beater. They would just pass to him.

And he just, he always, there's sometimes when Yokey, like, you want him to shoot more, because he'll make like the extra pass to a point Where it's like dude just shoot it you can shoot you can you can make every shot He was just out of this world good for the entire last two months. Yeah, he deserves all the credit Michael Malone he was actually on the hot seat a year or two ago He's now an NBA champion Denver first time ever. The nuggets have won a NBA championship or been in an NBA championship. Yeah, they were in an ABA, I believe. Stan

Kronke, goat owner, we were the first to say it, but he now has the Rams, the avalanche, the nuggets and the mammoth and Arsenal being in first place three fourths of the season. Arsenal, I'm pretty sure won the EPL. Yeah, so that stopped checking the table He is he's the go donor. He's won every title basically. It's just respectful to the LA guerrillas who finished first place in college duty. Oh nice He owns them. Yeah, I believe so. Yeah, is that what you're about to say Hank? That was not as much safe shot at the L.A.G Celtics and six. Celts probably would have won in six, but also this show is now lost five champion tips in a row. Yeah, that's tough.

It's tough. So Celtics, Phillies, Eagles, well yeah, Celtics Phillies, Eagles, Heat and potentially the Panthers. Damn. Wow. So four in a row. Well, actually, and then all the way back to the cell, oh, he's Celtics, you started it with Celtics, yeah.

I was, because I was about to say, it's in all coincides with when Max joined the show. Mm. Kind of interesting to think about that. Well, Celtics were before. Yeah, kind of. So, yeah, that's a bad run for us. It's a terrible run for us.

You guys gotta, but again, the MPFT are really, really, really, really, very, very, very, very, very, very, I've never lost a championship. Yep, neither have I. I haven't lost a championship in a little while. Now feels pretty good to be a winner. It feels really good to be a winner.

We're such losers that we're actually bigger winners than you guys. Yeah, how about that? And if I had the fire fest back in January, I accidentally bet them to win the championship and that ended up cashing. Yeah, huge huge. It just facts it and it's happen and sometimes they work out. It just feels good to be right about something for a change.

You know, it so rarely happens in sports when you're correct about something and you see it coming and you're not a total dumbass. So I'm not gonna take a victory lap, but I will just say that I'm proud of my nuggets. I'm proud of it. I'm not gonna take a victory lap because I did a fire fest segment about how I was upset

about how I accidentally put them to win the championship. Yeah, yeah. So it's accident. Um, but it worked out after the game, Yo Kitsch, you'll never see an NHL player do this though big cat. Uh, after the game was over, he went and he shook every opponent's hand before he accepted the show. Never see hockey player do that.

Oh, we should also talk about Stan Kronke, just not understanding how a microphone works. Oh, yeah. No, he just was all, he was, he was basically had his tongue and leased the salters ear. Yeah, he was giving her in person to ASMR, just getting right in there. And it's unfortunate because his, the one thing that he's not the best in the world at owning

is a two pay. Yeah. Because that thing looks pretty bad. He also, from the side, it's also just a very funny visual when a team wins a championship and the owner gets to relift the trophy first. And it's like a bunch of insane athletes who we've watched go through these battles for the last couple of months.

And then you have this old guy come and get all the credit and you're like, okay, he has nothing. He has nothing in common with the rest of these people. This belongs to me. Yeah. He also got to hang out with Jeff Fisher for like 12 years. So he's a very cool guy. That is true.

The nuggets went 16 and four. Yep. And the playoffs just absolutely dominant. And if you look at the roster, I saw when Michael Malone, when he got on the mic after the game, and he right after the game was over, goes, our work's not done, we can win more. Yes.

Like I want to win more. He listens to the show. He listened to the show. They need to win at least three listens to the show. He listened to the show. They need to win at least three in order to be considered true champions in our book, because they've got Yoke Hitch and Aaron Gordon who are both 27. Murray is 25 years old. Michael Porter, Jr., who actually stepped up in the last game.

Yeah, he did. After having a shitty series before that, he's never taken a three in rhythm. He's 24. So they've got a good, young core. And then Bruce Brown said after the game that he wants to stick around sometimes money Isn't the most important thing that sounds like a drunk thing to say after winning a championship It also says when you win a championship. I bet you that's the last moment the year agent wants you to do contract Negotiations. Yeah, I'm looking up Bruce Brown's

Contracts over the years It's total earnings because it is also very easy to say that money's not the most important thing once you've made money. Yeah, right. That's absolutely true. But yeah, that is, I would say the last time that you wanna, the last moment that you could pick

in negotiating with Noses right after a championship when everything is awesome. Okay, so he's made, he's made $15 million, which is a good amount of money. It's a good amount of money, but he probably could get paid a lot more everything is awesome. Okay, so he's made, he's made $15 million, which is a good amount of money. It's funny. Good amount of money, but he probably could get paid a lot more money somewhere else this off. Yes, so who knows what's gonna happen with him,

but the core is so young that man, who knows? Not five, not six, not seven. Shadow Christian Brown going back to back. Yeah, back to back, he joins the ranks of Bill Russell, Magic Johnson, who else? I don't know. That's probably it. Jake, back to back. He joins the ranks of Bill Russell, magic Johnson. Mm-hmm. Who else? I don't know. That's probably it. Jake, I probably won't remissing. It's obvious that people are going to be like, how could you forget this person? I've got a spend zone for you, Jake. I got one too. Sorry about your heat.

Sorry. I'm sorry that you had to go through that. However, Dame Lillard said that he wanted to go to whichever team did not win. Oh, there were verse because he doesn't want to be seen. What are you guys doing? He did do that. Yeah, he did exactly that. He did. So he wants, Dame wants to pull a KD.

He kind of alluded to the fact that he would be okay with joining the heat. So maybe, maybe by losing this NBA finals, you've given yourself an opportunity to get Dame Lillard and maybe get back to an NBA finals. Yeah, listen, it's the most attractive free agent destination. So just come just come just come. There you go. I'm gonna pull card. I'm gonna come. Yep. So Jake the heat lost Jimmy Butler Faded let's see that he faded pretty bad as good as he was in the Eastern conference playoffs He was just as bad. He was not good in the finals It's got a suck if you're a Celtics fan watching that huh. Yeah, well, I just killed us. I how off how like did you look up Caleb Martin and Gabe Vincent shooting this series? No, I watch one game. Okay, all right and Max truce. Yeah, yeah

None of them were good yet the heat kind of turned into a pumpkin It's more credit to the nuggets and their defense was was they picked it up big time in the finals, but Jimmy ran out of gas. He had an incredible Playoffs, but he just like even even in game five I don't know with like maybe five minutes left. I think he had eight points or something He went on a little bit of a tear there. There's like last 13, but the size of the two of 11 from the field or something.

And despite Scott Foster's best efforts to extend the series, that foul that they called on Michael Porter. The three? Was it Aaron Gordon? He kicked Aaron Gordon in the balls. And the nuts, yeah, he got all ball on that one, and they called a foul, they reviewed it. I think everybody in America thought, okay, they're gonna reverse this call because that's just Jimmy kicking somebody the balls. Yeah, he got all ball on that one and they they called a fell. They reviewed it. I think everybody in America thought, okay, they're going to reverse this call because

that's just Jimmy kicking somebody the nuts. And then turns out that the guy in the replay booth was none other than Scott Foster. So Scott Foster, even though he wasn't on the court, he was perhaps more impactful. So the the nuggets beat six guys, they beat six guys, they beat, they beat the heat, they beat Scott, Scott was trying to extend it. So this just proves our point that Scott Foster, he's washed. Yeah, he's washed. He doesn't have the same impact. He's hard, but he couldn't do it.

He couldn't get the job done extending the series. But Jake, I do agree with you that the heat, they're a great fit for a guy that you would want to be on the heat. I think there are probably some players out there that are near the top of the list in the NBA that probably wouldn't want to go play in Miami because they do things like way you all the time. And that sucks. But the kind of guy that you would want on the team

would be somebody that would want that type of environment to go win a championship. So yeah, we talk about on the show, work life balance. Work life fun. Work work, is what we talk about. It gets a great place to work. We do work work balance around these things. Work, work, work. Hank Ols had fun. Work work, because what we talk about. It gets a great place to work. We do work work balance around. Work work.

Hank almost had to do work work, and it was a smiley as the moment of his life. That's the nation for that. It is, yeah. I would like to see Dane play in Miami. I think he'd be a good fit on that team. Why not? Yeah, why not?

Jimmy Butler probably hurt. I don't want to make excuses. If you're hurt, he's something the final. You shouldn't be on the court if you you're going to be, if that's going to be an excuse, but we probably will get an update in a couple of weeks being like, oh, Jimmy Butler turns out that he had eight ligaments torn in his ankle. And I, I still love Jimmy Butler. He's, uh, you know, I don't know if superstar, but he's just, he's in the star category. Top 15 player. But But if you yeah, about that. Yeah,

if you if you say he was so great in the Eastern Crown, he deserves to get criticized for not being there in the finals. That's part of the job. Yeah. If they were to hang banner is on best Eastern conference playoff performances, ever. He's probably number one. I think they should hang a banner for that. I mean, he just put it right next to the MJ bander in Miami. Just disamantled. Yeah. Just disamantled the Celtic. Yeah, absolutely owned the blithin.

Two months ago, there were two minutes away of getting eliminated against the Bulls in the play in the game. So I don't like how you're dealing with this. Just saying. That's fine. I mean, it was it was anti-chromatic. Like it didn't. Yeah.

It didn't feel like they, I mean, they they obviously the game was in doubt with a minute left but I don't think the series was ever in doubt and Jimmy did say that he's not gonna go to his hall fame induction Okay, so just that's a heads up. Okay, I don't care about that kind of stuff. I will cancel my hotel. Yep Yep, so you won't be there. He would have called you out as your number one hater. And one hater, a motivator. Yes, very marketing team. One last thing before we talk hockey,

the quote that we saw, it just passed our desk while we were recording. Nicole Yokic is the best guy ever because he said talking about the doubters and the haters of which there are many. They didn't believe in the fat boy. It seems like it worked out. Don't bet against the fat boy. Sounds like a recap of Oppenheimer. Yeah, there you go.

Nailed it. Put them. I might get this as a tattoo. It's a good tattoo. Don't bet against the fat boy. Just don't do it. Don't get across my stomach. You know what?

I'm going to say Yokech, not fat at all. Used to be used to be fat. He was the fat boy. Was fat, be fat. He was the fat boy. He was fat, but he had a glow up. Yeah. He was the fat boy and now a little man. Yeah, now he's fucking awesome. It's a big, big man.

Uh, Jake, did you want to also say the wild? You had a crazy wild last night. Oh yeah, there was a picture of Yo-kitch when he was a kid. And he was wearing a fat boy chair. He was wearing what? Debra Duggett was a kid. And he was wearing a tattoo. He was fat boy. He was wearing what? Debra Duggett shirt. That's awesome.

In Serbia. In Serbia? Yep. To have like, not one of the odds. Yeah, he wasn't wearing like a big hit and a bulls or a national brand. Right, yeah. What was that like probably the Matumba era?

It was Marcus Cambie. He is probably too early for Marcus Cambie. Unfortunately, we got to remember that we're old. Yeah, we are. So this is like 2000, 2001. So maybe Canby. Maybe. Yeah, yeah.

That works. But either way, Birdman, Wild. Shout out Birdman. Yeah. It warmed my heart last night to see all the pictures of Birdman floating across the timeline. Yes, yes. The nuggets are number one.

All right, we have to crown another champion. The Las Vegas Golden Knights Stanley Cup champions are Knights are Knights. We jumped on the bandwagon because Alec Martians who scored in this game AWL. I mean, it's pretty crazy. The fact that they want to Stanley Cup. It obviously went against your caps, but what how long

have they been a franchise? What's that was that was our first year would have been 2018. It's it's incredible. I mean, it's a to be into two Stanley Cup final in that time. 2017 was and they've founded what a way to cement hockey in the desert. Yeah. This is what the coyotes never could do. And what a great, great city.

So when a Stanley Cup, they're going to have such a good time hanging out. After we don't have to go to Vegas. You're already there. You're in Vegas already. They're going to have such a good time hanging out afterwards. You don't have to go to Vegas. You're already there. You're in Vegas already. I actually, I hope the Panthers score one more goal because that way we could say Alach Martinez Stanley Cup winning goal. Winning goal, yeah.

Cause it's 6-1 right now as we're taping it, we're calling it, we're calling the exit polls are in. Yeah. Las Vegas, Golden Knights, are your Stanley Cup champions? Incredible run. I think maybe Whitney, Whitney might have said, watch out, Golden Knights, are your Stanley Cup champions. Incredible run. I think maybe Whitney might have said, watch out for the Knights before the playoffs start. He took like every team. Yeah, he took every team, but I'm gonna give him credit.

Yeah, this is big win for the South. Big win for the South. Las Vegas, one of our biggest Southern markets. Deep South. I love the Golden jerseys that they wear. Yes. And they're jerseys that if they sucked, they would look completely awful. They would be like the worst jerseys in they wear. Yes. And they're jerseys that if they sucked, they would look completely awful.

They would be like the worst jerseys in sports if they were not a good team, but because they're good in the Golden jerseys, it's incredible. Yeah. So, Jake, you're a double loser. Yeah, Max. How do you deal with this? Two? Yeah, well, you did.

Max actually lost in the same day twice. So you would be back. Yeah, no, he lost actually lost in the same day twice. So you would be back. Yeah, no, he lost two championships in the same day. You forget about the union. Yeah, you should not about the union. Go work for business inside. You do fill it. It's a max.

What's the move here? You know, you just kind of have to eat it for the rest of your life, or the rest of your time on the show. You get called a loser every time you walk out the door, even though you did a lot of winning but it makes it you know that's the result you guys are you guys are the biggest losers here uh... a jake did you get did you get shut out in the last game

no did you have any hits tonight let me see how many hits did the panthers if they had any hits let's see look at the box score right now it's gonna be big yes they've had hits tonight. So you did not get no hit. Yeah, that's nice. It's tough though, double loser.

You had a magical spring in South Florida and it comes to a screeching halt. But hey, it's like in place, it's like in place. You sound pretty down in your dumps. Yeah, yeah. Was this a failure? No. Yeah, eight seeds. You got a, you're there to win a title. You're there to win a title. You're there to win a title

Yeah, they're when it's high. I mean, I you have to go back and look and think yourself The Bruins definitely would have beaten the Knights. Yeah Yeah, I mean if if we actually I'd say the biggest like take away from these playoffs is Bruins Celtics were the one. Yeah, but the he and Panthers eliminated that. Right, but I mean look at the teams. But, right Hank, you want to have a guy off? The Celtics, yeah, Bruins lost so long ago that.

You know what I'm talking about? It's tough to make that argument. That does feel like 10 years ago. You're a young girl when they lost. It's true. That is true. That is true. Okay, so congrats the golden nights

We're gonna try to maybe get someone on from the team Alok Martinez if you're listening to this You probably not because you're probably drunk having an awesome time with the Stanley Cup But we will reach out. Hopefully you have him on for Friday show. We're gonna say Billy get something Just wanted a promo some of our July 4th. Yes, good call Billy I'm rocking an amazing July 4th T-shirt It's got Teddy Roosevelt on Al source with a gun in a big stick and it just says America. It's got a real photo Yeah, that's a real It looks like a direct to me. No, it's an Al source are you sure very different?

Very different. Okay. I specifically asked for an Al source. All right. I think they just drew a T-Rex Billy wants a dude Billy wants a T-Rex They said Billy wants it, dude Billy wants it to be Rx Billy wants it to be Rx You can tell by the crest No, that's a T-Rex

No, Al source is so much Teddy Rose about riding a T-Rex What could be cool in that? That is just You would be a gatekeeping dinosaur guy No, well, fucking PFT gate keeps playing Yeah, because you don't know shit about playing You don't know shit about dinosaurs

Tell me, Billy, your facts about plans are Are a progius No, you don't know anything about airplanes. Whatever dude. You thought in F 22 I grew out of I grew out of planes like So you grew out of planes I grew out of planes. Okay, that's cool. What are you wearing Max? I'm wearing the same thing as you this is the our part of my take mount. Yep. Look at the back look at the back The Mount Rushmore the Mount Rushmore part of my take. Yeah, look at the back.

The Mount Rushmores. The Mount Rushmores. The Mount Rushmores. The Mount Rushmores. The Mount Rushmores. The Mount Rushmores. The Mount Rushmores. The you can wear for Fourth of July.

By far the best shirt you can wear for Fourth of July. They really hosted up with the facial hair on the Mount Rushmores. Yeah, Stored Up Arsenal Sports.com. We have everything. There's some cool like new American flag jackets that look awesome. We got some new hats. Everything. So buy now because the summer is here.

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step on Diggs just no showed. So did he no show or did he show and then no showed? I believe he no showed. I thought that he showed up and then he just left. I think it's agents that he would say. But the first time since Diggs joined the team in 2020, he skipped the entire offseason program. It was the article I read.

Okay, now is that the article that you read or was that the headline that you read? This is from an article. Have the bills? Is it a headline from an article? Nope, this is inside of the actual article. I was just inside of a blog. Have the bills been in touch with Baby Diggs?

That. He's Baby Groanx rival. I don't know. Yeah, have you haven't seen highlight tape of Baby Diggs? It's electric. He's pretty much the most average looking like eight-year-old boy just catching balls in his front yard I like that. I want to see more I want to see more baby athletes I want to see I want to see a baby Rodrigo blanket ship. Yeah, I think we should leave leave little kids out

Well, no, baby digs wanted it baby digs called him out baby digs called baby drunk out When you say baby digs, it sounds like you're saying something else. Yeah. Confession, I still have no idea who these guys are. I know you guys did a segment on it. I still don't understand their importance. That's probably good. That's a good thing that you don't. You guys should, I mean, you should.

Baby digs electric. Yeah, no, what the FT? It's a little too close. Yeah. Baby digs? Yeah, baby digs. Look at this baby digs. Yeah, baby dicks. Look at this baby dicks. Baby dicks are electric.

We're gonna win on one. Baby dicks are drunk. Or baby drunk. And what kind of drill? Catching, look, I'm gonna show you a quick highlight of baby dicks. You give me your instant reaction. He's that electric.

Let me see him. Let's see, hold on, it's coming up, it's coming up. He's watching, can you check it out? There's baby dicks. Oh, I'd beat the shit out of him. No, baby dicks. No, I would beat him up monster Look at the gym one handed catch in his front yard smack me the mouth

Well big big digs is old big day 24 He's owned 24 oh to 24 million 2023 and knock me over the trade them so they got to make it work Sounds like it's not working out. No, I'll be fine. I just feel, you know, the bills unbelievable run. The tank in his AMC East, we're getting back to football. It's good to have football talk back. It's true though. It's like, you know, and they have the mad cursor worry about. Yeah, it's not an ideal situation that you that you'd want to have. And they had air Rogers. Maybe they're looking at Hopkins. The Patriots to Hopkins rumors are buzzing, which doesn't mean it's going to go to Hopkins. The Patriots to Hopkins rumors are buzzing. The whole team is going to go to Hopkins.

Any sense to me, if you were to go under Hopkins and you wanted to play with a great quarterback, why would you want to go play New England right now? Because Bell check is the best quarterback there is. Bell check. He is? Okay. I think as a quarterback, you think he's the best quarterback?

Yeah. What happened last year? Hey, I think he's as a quarterback, you think he's the best quarterback? He, yeah. What happened last year? They had a back quarterbacks coach as their offensive coordinator. They had a bat who hired the defensive coach to be the best quarterback ever. Rocked a crap. Maybe this is why you shouldn't like quarterbacks higher their own offense. Coordinators billbell checking on potentially play this year. He should best quarterback ever.

I mean, yeah, it's a system. It's his system and his system created the greatest. So he's a system QB. Tom Brady is. No, Bellicack's a system quarterback too. Because he's a Bellicack to head coach a system. But Bellicack made the system? Did he create the system?

Yes. As a system sentient, as a system taken over, can he no longer control the system? No, it's his system. Okay.ient is a system taken over can he no longer control the system no system okay you're on the system so he could turn off the system what he wants to yeah okay you gotta be i mean a eyes in the news you gotta be careful probably should tweak the algorithm last year against the raiders yeah that was yeah what i think so hank has buried the bills no i'm just saying they're on the hot seat the bills dynasty is on the hot seat okay i think they'll be fine Josh Allen has a man how you say that that's that's all i

know is Josh Allen says that's my fucking guy yeah i've got his back through thick and through thin i think they'll be fine things was was trash and him at the end of the last season to it's it's tough to see i feel bad love Josh love bills mafia just no it doesn't sound like you do because you know i don't have a. They I mean they're the darlings They're the they're the media darlings. They're the fan darlings. I think they were the odds on favor last year if not then I do They were odds on do I do I don't know Hots off. Yeah odds off odds on would be like they were minus 100 to win the Super Bowl. I feel like they were And then my cool throwing that kind of this could

have been a hot seat could have kept put dad and all the other big cat and all the other dads on the hot seat. But Peyton Hillis on the cool throne. Yes. He was on Good Morning America. I haven't had the chance yet. Hope that doesn't that day doesn't come. But why would you put me on the hot seat for that? It's just a it's he he so Peyton Hillis heroically rescued his son and his niece in from from drowning and had to get rushed to the hospital had basically kidney failure from Going as hard as he could to to save the lives Almost I mean we talked about it when it happened But he was in like critical condition when it happened. It's a crazy story. It's a crazy story

You should definitely watch it if you haven't. But he's made a recovery. You went on a good morning America. He said that I'm not a hero. I call myself a dad. So that just that and uncle. Yeah. I mean, like, if you read the story, he had to swim past his son to save his niece first because he knew his niece was in more trouble and then come back and get his son.

He might be number one uncle. He's a better uncle than his dad. Yeah. He's number one uncle in the world. Also that Hank, you just proved yourself wrong. Madden curse doesn't exist then. So Josh Allen will be fine. Peyton Hillis, who could forget his Madden cover?

One of the best. Yeah. That still does make any sense. What? That he was on the camera. Oh no, you want to hear a real like that? You're on sense what that he was on the Real that one yeah, yeah, no, I mean what's there? Can you beat the Patriots? Yeah? on the on the on the what yeah on the brown on in the regular season Yeah in the regular season with hair

You're walking into one like that That's a fuck. That's just a big deal. It's a big deal to beat the Patriots for any AFC team that doesn't have much playoff at success. Hang the banner. What year was that? It was the off year. 2000 was one without Brady. Yes.

Matt Castle. All right, but yeah, great story. Shout out to Payne Hill's hero, dad. Hero to fear dad. Here in Uncle. Yep. All right, PFT. My hot seat is Buckingham Palace Guards. Oh, yeah. You see the videos of Buckingham Palace Guards training. They've got like instrument and shit that they're playing and they've had multiple members of the Buckingham Palace Guards just pass out in the hot weather, which is if you're a British person, you shouldn't be out in the sun to begin with, but they make these guys stand out in the sun with what looks like

a live raccoon on their heads and then wearing their 1776 throwbacks on their bodies that just trap in all the heat. And so these dudes that just keep passing out and the band just walks around them and keeps playing, that's football guy mentality right there. I gotta say though, 86 degrees is not that hot. In Britain it is though. You have to judge it on a steady scale. Call on.

Anything above over 60 degrees in England is boiling hot. Yeah, I mean it also just added to the effect that he was, you know, he had a trombone. That is a sad ass instrument. Yeah. Just the whole thing was perfect. As he was passing out, you think he did the won't, won't. Yeah.

Wow. Wow. And then my cool throne is Conor McGregor. Ooh. Conor McGregor is on the cool throne. I can't believe we didn't talk about this after the last game. But he was brought out onto the court at the heat game. He was sitting court side.

And they brought him out to do some sort of a stunt like a fake fight with Bernie is that the heat mascot name Bernie and part of the stunt was okay Connor you're gonna hit the mascot in the face and then he's gonna fall down. McGregor like hauled off and jacked him up in his chin knocked him out and then went and finished him off like on top of him landed at least one more clean shot to the face. Sent the mascot to the ER. Yeah. The guy actually had to go to the ER. So power back. Yeah, he's got his power back. McGregor is officially back. I can't wait to see him step into any ring. Oh, when's a win. And when's he needed

a win big time. And one one one one like like three second KO. Yeah, and his old foe Floyd Mayweather's probably going to be looking for a different opponent because he's got the Goddie family out there. The others are coming after which Respect respect. Respect. Bernie would have been back for game six if there is a lot. Oh, I like that. Yeah, Bernie would have won great update Bernie would have won. Yeah. All right. I have two hot seats. My first is for loser simps like Jake Marsh who think Roger Federer is the best of all time. He is in fact not joke of it's won the French open. He has 23 majors majors. Grand

slam. Grand slams. He has 23 grand slams. He is the greatest tennis player of all time. I watch over two games of the match. That's no, I watched games. There's games inside. I watch points, three games in the last set over two games in the match. He is the greatest of all time. What a week for Serbia back to back days. They have the best basketball player, the best tennis player.

So Serbia, Denver, where'd you rather be right now? Serbia, yeah, that's why I once get home. Although Serbia is fucking poppin' it Serbia. When Serbs start, they feel themselves a little bit a lot of bad shit usually happens. Yeah, the hot root of yeah. Yeah, but yeah, what do you, I hope they don't have a parade in Serbia. What do you think in Jake you You speak for all the loser's simp limp dick, Federer fans. You don't have a goat. That's crazy that you asked for a picture with the loser's simp. Yeah, and I whispered to him, I said, hey, fucking

joke bitch owns you bitch. Yeah, not much of a debate anymore. However, Rafa wasn't in this and this is his tournament. Oh, he is a fuck. Rafa just wins all the French open. Exactly. That's the other thing. I think, I think, Jokevitch is the first to win each major, Grand Slam major,

three times or more. That's impressive. No one else has done that. So he has, he can win on any surface, any time. And he had at least two or three taken away from him because of his COVID vaccination status. So he is, we're going for 30. We're gonna, we're gonna go for 30.

They should introduce a new surface to tennis. What do you, we think about that? They have hard clay and grass. Marshmallow. Grass, I was gonna say ice. Oh, I like ice. Ice, I saw a video. There was like a viral TikTok of like,

yeah, you have a pice and then there's six guys on each team. Yeah, I like ice. Ice. I saw a video. There was like a viral TikTok of like, yeah, you have a pie and then there's six guys on each team. Yeah, there was like people playing the net. And the net is the net's behind the players instead of in from. I love that. Can you imagine if they have like bouncy ball, like racquetball material. Yeah, ice tennis would be fucking trampoline tennis. Put them on skates.

Yeah, the way Conor McGregor would be so good at ice tennis. Joke of it is the goat. He is the goat and sad boys like you just crying in your seer. Oh yeah, you're fine. You were crying all Sunday when he won. Right. He's the best of all time. There's no debate.

He is the greatest and I can't wait to win more. I, the PFT was saying with the nuggets, I've been a Joke of itch fan for my entire life. I've watched every single game set. no game that he's been in and it feels good to be vindicated that I was right all along. Congratulations. I feel like I want a major credit. Yeah it did. My other hot seat is Hank he's 30. Happy birthday. Happy birthday. Hank. Hank. Happy birthday. He's 30 years old. Damn, I'm known him since he was 19. He is a grown, I've always said that when you turn 30, I will officially feel old, turns out I officially felt

old like five years ago, but 30, Hank. Yeah, it feels really old. It's something about 30 between 29, 28, it just feels significantly older than those numbers I had a flight back from Chicago this morning. I was listening to the life episode and that was That was really hitting home just talking about you know your 20s and your 30s I kind of I kind of hope that I'm in the mark Titus territory where my 20s were my 30s and my 30s are more like my 20s Wait, so but your 20 twenties were like your twenties.

I know your twenties. Yeah, but like, you were not, you were not living your twenties like you were in your thirties. This is whole like game six is really game seven. Well, no, he's basically saying he wants to have marked Titus' life, but skipping the part where Titus said that he spent his twenties

trying to grow up to fast, Hank, spent his twenties trying to get younger, and now he's gonna go to the thirties and try to relive the 20s. I like the strategy, you should do that, but that's not what Mark Titus did. I think maybe your 20s were more like your teens. Yeah, and now your 30s are gonna be like your 20s.

Well, but even you guys are talking about, I mean, I guess, yeah, I don't know. It's tough with this job, because this job obviously is a great job in the world. But like, What is the job? You'd rather be with your horses in Serbia. Yeah, and like, you know, you guys talked about just having a job where you can like, fuck off, like that's obviously never really been the case here per se.

But yeah, I appreciate all the birthday wishes. I'm excited for Chicago. I'm excited for the 30s. You know, I just, I've always felt, you know, immature and young for my age and working at barsel's always been like, yeah, well, you don't have to grow up because you're working at barsel, but I was like, you're 30. We are kind of like the lost boys. You can't really act like, I guess you can, but it just feels different. 30, 30, 30s hit me in the face pretty hard.

30, dirty and flirty. Yeah. There you go. Henry Lockwood story. I don't know if this applies to how you're feeling, Hank. I, I, 30 just seems ancient. Like even at the golf course, when I see, when I see old guys, like, there you go Henry Lockwood story. I don't know if this applies to how you're feeling Hank I I don't he just seems ancient like even at the golf course when I see when I see old guys like when you see you know Old guys and golf stuff and and you're like all those guys are those guys are dinosaurs now. I'm like oh like That seems like fun like they're living the life. Yeah

When I was 28 and 29 I spent spent those years dreading turning 30. And then once I turned 30, I was like, oh, this isn't bad at all, because I just spent the last two years worrying about being 30, it turns out I feel the same. And you get younger again. Yeah, you'll get young again. It'll be okay.

Although Billy brought this up earlier, and it's kind of crazy. Hank was Billy's age when he started doing part of my take. How about that? I was younger. Wild. No, when I met Hank doing part of my take. How about that? As a younger. Wild. No, when I met Hank, Hank was my age. I was 22 when this podcast started.

Grrr. Whoa. That's crazy, bro. Wild. Oh, I'm happy for you because you have grown up to be a man. I don't, not a responsible man, but a man. Corporate Hank. Yeah corporate Hank your lights did just get turned off because you didn't know how to get a utility bill but that's

whatever. Yeah I mean listen I got to be a little bit more proactive you know I've made some bad decisions in my 20s I'm gonna try and limit those in my 30s do my best but you know you can't win them all. I'm excited for your 30s You're gonna pop off in your thirties. Yeah, we're gonna kill it. We're gonna kill it in Chicago. Huge decade. Play a lot of golf. Play a lot of golf.

It's crazy is that if you think about time, when part of my take started, Hank was, it was closer to being when we killed Osama bin Laden, then part of my take is to right now. Yeah, how about that? True. I feel like I'm the age when you guys started like I still I'm so ready to grind play guy when I think about oh Yeah, yeah, your guys is When you guys started in in this career you were around my age I am now and you went hard for like five or six years

Like I'm so ready for that. I'm we just gave up. Yeah, we go. That's nice. Well, no, I'm saying I'm saying I'm I'm I'm talking about like we grind. I want to say some stupid. Yeah, you are. Yeah, I'm going to be more harder than you Billy. No, I think it's a lot easier to work hard when you're your age. Okay.

I would love for you to explain that to someone who has three kids at home that has to be home all the time. Yeah, I said it was going to explain that to someone who has three kids at home that has to be home all the time. Yes, I said it was gonna be stupid. Yeah, okay, all right, you're right. You're right, because I'll say it's significantly harder because he's like I'm 30, I'm ready to grind. Your your life is officially started. I think maybe it's 22 maybe Billy because you want to go out Maybe I could see the argument, but I would still take having no responsibilities outside of work definitely leads to being able to work more. No, definitely stupid what I said. Yeah, I think what you're saying is that it's more fun

to go out and get drunk. And you have to sacrifice some of that in your 20s. Correct. And in your 30s, you don't wanna go out and get drunk that much. Right. And I think when you get older, you just don't care as much about like the, I don't know, like you don't care about what your peers think, you don't care about

like what's going on around you. Like I'm just going to do what I like to do. Which is golf. Which is golf. Pretty much. But yeah, I appreciate the birthday wishes. Does you almost say when you get to your 30s, you just stop caring about your appearance? Like you guys, is that what you're stop caring about your appearance like you guys is that we? No, I'm saying like I don't know when you're you know You you get self-conscious. I feel like when you're new young You're like what are my peers doing or like you know you're trying to appear a certain way You're trying to like come off as like cooler. Whatever. And it's like I don't care about that anymore

I just want to like do what I want to do It's grining. Go. So old now that when he started this podcast He was a rhombbe was still alive. Oh my God. 22. Also, when we started this podcast, Harambe was still alive. Yeah, no, but Hank is back.

But Hank really, Hank was alive. No, you guys are both about 30 when we started. 31, I think. Yeah, we did, we, we celebrated our 30th birthday together. Yeah, true. Yeah, sure. And I thought you were sold. That, that, that, that one,, that one, that's the thing.

That, I guess what it is. It's kind of like when you're, you know, in middle school, kids that are seniors in high school seem like they're super, super, super old. And then you're senior in high school and the kids that are in college seem like they're super, super, super, super old. When I was 22, going to that 30th birthday party,

I was like, damn, these guys are going hard for 30 year olds. Like, the other thing is, they're old as fuck. Yeah, and now, on that old, and I like realize how the young people look at me, and I'm like, damn, I am not a kid anymore. That's where it's like acting like a kid and being in a church, you're fucking 32. And as the older you get, the less like age,

like I consider us kind of the same age now. You know what I mean. Yeah, I mean like 22 like Billy's a lot younger than us But even over 30 it's like yeah, you could be friends with a 30 year old like that's not that's totally normal. Yeah Well, I'm excited for you. All right my cool throwing his fat Randy. He's back. He's trying out for the Broncos Love it world needs more fat Randy. Uh Billy Yes, it wasn't that stupid Because I get what you're saying. You want a party also. But I would say that if I had no responsibility I would I would be able to work significantly more although I still work a lot. So it's but I get what you're saying. It's not

that stupid. It but it's like I from your travel. You totally see like oh, that's like no, it's not that's could be more Spontaneous it's like Billy's personal sacrifices are Occasionally not getting drunk on Thursday night. Yeah, that's that's your service That's no that's your day. This sounds really bad Like it's you storm in the beach every every night that you have to work in the office until 11 45 at night. That's your your true. No, no, that's not what I'm saying. Like, I don't know. Like right now, what's your, you're like, you guys, like, you have your kids

and like, when you go to work, you're like, I gotta do this because it's not just for me. It's so that you go hard as fuck. I don't think, I don't think like that. I'm hoping that kicks in one day. Got it. Well, you don't have to. Higher power, yeah.

Kid first. Yeah. I said it was stupid. Okay. It's true. Come on. I didn't think it was as stupid and the more I said it was stupid. Okay, it's true Come on, I didn't think it was as stupid and more think about it. All right Billy your hot seat cool to rock My hot seat is I think you guys we touched on a little but baby grog's dad a video got posted of that really bad Dad Joe really is really sad kind of hope it I hope I hope baby grog

At least makes it to D3 football, which means in my next hot seat I hope baby grog beats the fuck out of his dad. Yeah, that would be awesome But hopefully yes success cuz I mean that's a lot of pressure on you It feels very exploitative at this point with baby grog's dad if you didn't see it there a video got leaked What part of it? Yeah, no, we are part of it Doesn't feel exploitative with baby dicks. He's my guy. Well, baby, I will pump up baby. You can't exploit baby, baby, baby. Dicks. No, but I want baby dicks around me all the time.

Give me all the videos, baby, wait, you see him. He's a lecturer. I can't wait. But basically, he's in the interview with a podcast and the podcasters are asking baby groan questions and then baby groan's dad keeps stopping him and telling him to repeat what he says and re-ask the question. It's a pretty bad thing. It was a bad thing.

Yeah. My other hot seat is D3 football. Our boss said that playing D3 football is crazy, pointless and just like, you know, you want to play D3 football. Go do it, it's very rewarding. I actually am reaping more the benefits of D3 football now than I was when I was actually playing. How? Just like your friend group, the guys you meet and play with. That's college. Yeah, but...

No, but... Just... I think we got... We got college friends. What about what about I understood so Dave Dave was saying that like He wasn't saying all D3 Swartz. He said baseball He was soccer argument. I was there football Yeah, the physical toll that you have to go through to play D3 football is a lot You have to put in for the reward is not worth it. Thoughts. Thoughts,

like maybe like not even having a playoffs. Yeah, if you make it kind of pointless. If you not being able to talk to, you know, the podcast you're on, when you're cutting off all communication. The funny thing is that when you're out out of it, you forget how bad the grind was and you remember the great times in reminiscing on those makes it all worth it. Yeah, especially when you're sitting around with your buddies. I know it's probably just a college thing, but you're like, you know, remember when like, you know, Bobby lit up this dude or like,

and you just like, talk about random shit. No, it makes it all worth it. I know, I actually agree with Billy, like, group, suffering through some bullshit altogether as a group for sure makes you way, way closer to those people that you all went through that shit with together and this is probably just because it was my experience and like we think that it's much more a fulfilling and like getting hazed with your frat brothers. But like frat brother probably think it's much more filling to do that stuff because it was cooler. It's to each their own but at the same time at the end of it you walk away with like you know you don't you get it you get it. Yeah those are your best friends for life.

When I was watching that clip, I was thinking about how mad you were when inevitably came out. No, reading is just like, he doesn't get it. It's fine. He doesn't understand the glory. He doesn't, yeah, he doesn't say the ups and downs of high school football. Man in the arena. With D3 football. Yeah. That's a movie quote. Okay, I got it. But it was, it was sick. Yeah. Definitely, you know, if you're looking But it was sick. Yeah, definitely, you know, if you're looking for it, reach out to, so you would do it again and not go D1 and try and walk on

at a bigger school. It's not laying down because I would end up, if I tried walking on a D1, I'd see D1 parties and be like, oh shit, why am I doing this? And I wouldn't end up doing it. So D3 football is actually better than D1 football. Yes. In terms of molding young men.

No, this is kind of like when I'm like, oh, I would never have wanted to go to college in like a warm weather climate. Like who would want to do that? Yeah. Deep down I know that's fucking bullshit. Yeah. It feels character. Exactly.

Yeah. Okay. And then Drika DuPlessis is totally get fucked up by Israel Adesaniac. He was talking some crazy shit about being the only African fighter in the UFC and Israel a Dessaniac is like pissed off his Fuck and he wants to manifest killing him in the ring. Whoa crazy. I'll be watching. Yeah In my cool throne is Aaron Rogers because Zach Wilson hasn't made his life hell On the field so that that's good here's a judge fan has this but has he made it heaven off the field The verdict still out okay

Okay, Jake finish soft my hot seats Oakland a's ownership So Tuesday night the fans of Oakland are planning a reverse boycott at the stadium So instead of not going to the game They're actually all gonna go to the game and try to pack the Coliseum. They also have won they're actually all going to go to the game and try to pack the call of see them. They also have one six in a row and the royals have lost seven in a row. So they're now tied with the least amount of weight. So we stand a good time. Yeah. Fuck John. So it's going to be a rowdy environment in Oakland tonight. So I understand the thing that they're trying to do, which

is we want to show in force that we're still like a committed fan base, despite what our owners trying to do to us. At the end of the day though, you're also giving the money, right? Yeah, but I get it, I get it. Because Oakland has been the butt of a lot of people's jokes when it comes to like the possum that lives in the stadium or whatever. And a lot of stuff like that,

but they still do have fans. Dude, Baby Digs is terrible. Baby Digs is a fucking election. This video is horrible. Dude, he makes those one-hand catches. Is that what size baby digs is usually or is it cold? He is not he's not gonna be good. Yeah, so they were 12 and 50 but they won six around now They're 18 and let's go and yeah fuck John fish then it will be crazy I'm with my cool throwing this would have been a Monday topic as well, but John Sterling. Yeah got hit by foul ball and just kept it going. You're hero.

Amazing just great speechless perseverance. Oh Not great. I'm a nationalism. No Well, he's had trouble with home run calls. So yeah, I can't really see where the boy can't track the ball very Stantonian. Yeah, yeah, but that wasn't really impressive that he just kept going It's like Zach Campbell. It was yeah sack hample does it all the time It's probably go up to the booth try to snatch that one Awesome sack hample and stuck his glove out in front of time It's like in a fever pitch right doesn't you bring more get hit and do we found like I got it. Yeah, yeah great movie

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That's true. That's true. I would absolutely hope so. Yeah, you probably have been able to hear my son scream. Oh, it already flipped over. My son screaming the background in some of the zooms we do, but it's up there. So Max is on.

He's getting ready for the US open at his home course. Is it technically your home course? Let's start there. Not even not even remotely. I played a golf tournament here in college and everyone's like, oh, he's the favorite to win because I won the PAX 12 here. But I've only played the course a few times. Yeah, I mean, it's in my it's in my hometown, but it's not, it's absolutely not my home

course. This place is far too exclusive for someone like me. So it is your home course Yeah, you know, you shot the favorite you shot you know a 61 there in college, right? I did yeah So I mean that to me that screams everything this is setting up for max home is coming out party. I Mean listen I will take all of the good vibes I could possibly get. The major season has not been kind to me yet again. So I'll take, I'll take all of it. If I need to say that this is my home course, then I'll, I'll say it.

But yeah, I've just set the record straight. It is 20 miles from my house, but far from my home golf course. Okay, so let's, let's so let's work on this major's thing because I did wanna bring it up. Yeah, give me something, man. Well, you brought it up so I feel good, being able to discuss it. Why do you suck in the majors?

I think I'm starting to put my finger on it. I treat them all the same, but I even noticed it today, I started to get... This is funny that I asked that in front of your son. Yeah, your son is quite literally being a human shield for you right now. I'm gonna be so honest. I thought if I did this today,

could you guys come be two of me? No, I could just tell, I'm more anxious, trying too hard. All the things I guess you'd hear in the other sports where you get to the playoffs and it's just like a... It's not a mental block. I know what I'm doing, but I just feel more high strung or wound up instead of just playing golf. And I noticed after the PGA, I went to Dallas for the Fort Worth, for the colonial, the

Charles Schwab. And I got eighth or ninth. And I just felt like I was playing golf. It didn't feel like anything special. And at the PGA, I'm trying so hard never to make a mistake. So I think that that's it. But I know it's not my golf game, but man, to be determined. So we need to do like a Hoosier thing with you.

Like the hoop is 10 feet. Yeah, yeah. And then to the whole four point, whatever it is wide, they haven't changed it on us. Yeah, holes a hole. You know how to get in a hole. That's all we gotta say. You gotta, like look, you were born to get inside holes.

That's all we got to say. You got to, like, look, you were born to get inside holes. I mean, one time at least. That's great. No, but you've got perspective right now. I mean, this is, it's taking place. The Sunday is going to be on Father's Day. You've got your son right there. This is all lining up for Perspective City for Max Homo.

Yes. Well, I was going to say to you, PFT, because I know your son right there this is all lining up for perspective city from axoma yes i was going to say to you pft because i know uh... your son uh... always comes in and gives and tells you nice interesting things but uh... my my son i put a little pressure on me because he said daddy uh... my son my thought that he came in the room yesterday uh... after you open the door he said daddy uh... you know i i would i want to get you a father's day gift, but the best father's day gift you could get

is winning the US Open. And I put a little pressure on me, but I know he means it. I know he can't leave me as a son, so he's kind of stuck, but I think he wants his dad to be a winner. Yeah. And he's got to give that to him. So I'm glad that he's here giving me

not only perspective, but pressure. That's great. Yeah, a little motivation. Now, does he also, because my son Chris was saying the other day that Max Homo could never train hard enough to be a member of Smash GC on the live tour, that you don't have. Oh, you saw that story.

Yeah, so maybe you can explain it. I guess who wasn't that's no longer on Smash Golf Club, but I guess he wasn't working out hard enough to vibe with Brooks. Matt Wolfe is no longer on. I've only heard this through rumors, but apparently there was some rigorous workout and everyone was sore except Brooks because he's a beast.

And I guess Matt didn't want to do it anymore. I don't know, Brooks didn't want him to, I don't really know, but man, there were a couple stories. I laughed real hard at the way people told them. But who knows, I wish, you know, like all the, the live PJ Tours stuff aside, I wish some of this was more public because, you know, in a league, where they have teams like that, like a normal sport, I mean, we get, we get those stories like Lakers have all kinds of those stories. You know, we got Pat Beverly doing funny stuff. We, they, someone was doing something on Twitter the other day where they said, this is

the funniest NBA season ever. And there's the part where Westbrook after like the motivational speech is like, let's just have fun guys. Like, let's have fun. That's what this is about and everyone's amused. So I wish some of this stuff on that tour would come out because I do think it's interesting and funny. I mean this this thing that happened with Matt leaving smashed. I mean it was that's entertainment and like I it's it doesn't make anybody like look bad. It's just part of the game. We worked off for this man. We are not

we're not team-driven people. Yeah, that would be a problem. It's the only like team golf doesn't work in my mind, but the only way that it could work is if you have like infighting and this league stuff happen and you can you know, everyone can get it on the intrigue. Exactly. Because if you think about like NBA offseason rules sports, Like it actually might be more interesting than the sport for the first like 70 games and golf all of a sudden in the last year and a half has become like it's got the it's got the fire. It's got the juice. So I lean into that because we have very little interesting off of course things happen ever. Yeah. So I would I would lean into that. So just based on vibes on who you get along with on the golf course, if you were to make your own smash golf club, I guess, first of all, what would the name be of it? Probably the, the homosexuals, I would imagine.

Who would you drive? I decided it really depends on who owns the tour, because I don't. The one guy's a fly. It just flies over there. Yeah, who would you draft? You already picked my team PFT. I'm going Charlie Woods number one. Yep. His dad. He wants number two. Baby. Number three. I'll take only straight legs big cat. Dude, I would live golf. I would I am golf but louder when I don't bend my knees

whatsoever. What? That's that would be so good. It would be so good. If I I am golf put louder when I don't bend my knees whatsoever What up? It'd be so good if I it's the only rule I can be on it But I just I can never ever bend my knees whatsoever Has it been I would assume right now like doing media kind of sucks because this is every question is about The live and the PIF and PGA. Are you at the end of it? Are you like, I can't keep answering questions. To answers, I don't even, I probably don't even have any answers

to the questions that are being asked of you. Well, I was excited because this is actually kind of, this is the kind of beginning. I have my press conference tomorrow at three. So that will be the true meat of it. I would imagine. I don't know how deep you guys are going to get. The little trick that we do is instead of asking the annoying question, we're like, dude, how about these guys asking you this annoying question? And then you have to answer the question. That's why you guys are true capital J's. I don't know. It is though. It's one of those I'm going into. I don't know anything. It

hasn't passed yet. Nothing's really, apparently nothing was, you know, we don't know anything. We weren't even told it was happening. So I'm playing that card because I guess it's become a theme, but you say something in an interview. They decide to do something else. You could always do the freezing cold takes thing, like what a dumb thing that wasn't true at all. So I'm going to start actually trusting my gut here and just not saying a damn thing about it, because I don't know anything. I guess time will tell, but it's what a world, man. This is crazy. When I was a little kid, a practicing golf, trying to think about making a putt to win the US open i did not think at any point if i

got good enough i'd be talking about uh... the uh... Saudi public investment yeah i'll give you an easy one though because you you are going to have to face the media they'll have some tough questions for you here's an easy one you know the game f mk right fuck Mary kills what we're going to do uh... yeah f mk itK it's your wife your wife so two different versions of your wife

and then Jay monahan so which one of those do you kill he can't even be mad about that he's obviously the kill yeah respectfully yeah all due respect, Wesley Snipes crying. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. You could also. No, Ben's day, but yeah, take my wife on the first two, significantly more intimate ones.

I don't know if this would play, but I've always thought that when they did this steroid investigation with Congress and all that shit, and you had Mark require being like, I'm here to talk McGuire being like I'm here to talk about I'm not here to talk about the past I'm here to talk about the future and Sammy Sosa just being like no oblo in Glace if you just did no oblo in Glace like could anyone say anything just be like wait did Max I mean He just doesn't better be in Spanish right just be like sorry Who's the ESPN do they do covers the

I was like, who's the ESPN dude? They do covers the ESPN doorbells. Oh, Sergio Dipp was awesome. He's the legend. Yeah, he was like the one in there and just start riling some off, and I'm just absolutely lost. Yeah, you could just speak Italian the entire time, too. Yeah, that would be good. Just speak with your hands.

You're part two. You guys labeled me as like much more Italian. Yeah, I'm like a nut'm not probably 10% Italian. I'm Italian too. I'm like cool. Yeah. We have a speaking of which and we did do the PSA has it gotten better? Has it had the fans gotten better? I don't want to throw AWOs on the bus under the bus. There have been a couple good ones. Yelling I'm not going to call you a pervert doesn't count. No, that doesn't know that person's band that person's been listen, I'll say it right now in front of you. Max is playing it is home course in his mind he thinks he's the favorite, which he's not

even close. So everyone needs to come together and be as supportive as possible for Max this weekend. This should be when for some reason, every time Phil plays in New York, people love him. Everyone needs to be behind Max. 100% there can't be any funny business. No P words and I'm mean this. If we see any P words or hear any P words, you're banned from the show. We will find you and we will publicly humiliate you in front of everyone Somebody made me laugh pretty hard. They're like how did Brooks Brooks get Brooks of the year Blake of the year and I got

Terber yeah, that one was tough that you're right here is probably I mean you earned that but Yeah, no, we're gonna be listening We're gonna be watching if we hear the P words out there. It is take a season coming up in what three weeks. Oh, yeah, four weeks. I thought about that. That's why I don't want to throw the eight. No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

This is the biggest challenge that they've had. And it's arms not give it. They want to be what seven time winners eight time winners. This is where you step up to the plate. Cause we'll give it to the dad again. If the AWLs do not win the, you know, they're a year in a row,

ninth year in a row, whatever this, at the take ease, I will say I might have to bring back to all of all of the AWLs who have been meeting them. I might have to start saying the suck my dick thing that we don't say. Yeah.

Might be one of those two wrongs might make a right. I might have to start saying the suck my dick thing that we don't say yeah But seriously everyone's gotta be fucking cool about it because we will not we will Daxchepard had a pugey again with his podcast Prince Harry there's a lot of good podcasts out there. Yeah. They could get, they could get AWR. That would be a tough blow. That would be rough. Mean girls are having a good year. Yeah, mean girls pods popping off. I don't know what they call it.

Ah, how about, how about Omni stands with Goyne Balls? I mean, that's got, yeah, that, that's the number one audience. What, what a podcast he backed his way. He's a genius. That's remarkable. He's a genius Every time that comes across my feet it shocks me because I've been around plenty enough to just I just never saw that in his cards with these you know women basically begging

Begging him to be a part of their Their profession. Yeah, yeah, my my own eyes. He's taking advantage their profession. Yeah. Yeah. My, my, my own mind is he taking advantage of this. Uh, I'm impressed. It's, it sounds like you're a listener to only stands. I'm a, uh, Instagram on my feed listener. I'm gonna support you for any balls. I didn't want to, I didn't want to get the P word going again.

Uh, the, yeah, no, go any balls. The wolf of ball street. Did you see the very, like there was an actual article the other day that, uh, no, go any balls the wolf of ball Street. Did you see the very like there was an actual article the other day that all right See you cam. Bye. Okay, now that he's gone You better not fucking suck on this weekend, okay? No, but the wolf of ball Street there was a press release some dick pill company But the wolf of ball street there was a press release some dick pill company Their stock went up by like 80% because they announced the sponsorship with Colony balls and only

He's moving markets the guy is the fucking glenny balls has like the greatest job slash is the greatest at a job Then anyone has ever done like he is he's just an incredible I gotta tell I gotta tell one glenny story I hope I mean, I don't think this is a, I'm proud of him for this. So this is a good story. So I hope he's not upset. I'm sharing the, you know, behind the scenes stuff. But when I did my Sunday conversation with Caleb,

like last year or two years ago, whatever, I had known Caleb quite a bit, but I had never met Glenny. So hang out with Glenny whatever. That night, me, Caleb, and I called my friends, went to dinner. And when we were at dinner, I was just kind of asked to my everywhere. I was like, you know, it's Glenny guy.

You know, what it, you know, seems like a trip. You know, he's got the Hawaiian shirt on. He'll, you know, he's just, you know, he's built different. He just follows kind of eats the ice cream. I was like, what's, you know, what's his deal? Like, how is he? Because he, Glenny had also texted me like to come meet us out that night when we went to the bars. And like oh no glenny's a man he's like

also he goes he gets more girls than anybody I've seen and I was like come on like actually glenny balls like his name's glenny balls girls all about him and he goes yep all about him so text glenny Caleb comes with us we're going out to bars glenny ends up rolling in 30 minutes later I would say five minutes after Gleny gets to the table. There are two girls on his arm. And Caleb is just doing the Caleb face. Like, I told you, and I'll take that thing to Gleny. He's a kid. He's got his thoughts.

We might have to cut this part out, but there was one time where Gleny was, he was out of commission. He was on the DL for two weeks with a sprained neck because he ate so much pussy I was gonna say that story of PFT didn't so we won't cut it out You came back and he was like I can't move my neck. Yeah, no, he was like why I was eating pussy It's like uncle junior in court, but for the real uncle junior

I was eating post-it-it-in that phrase, like Uncle Junior in court, but for the real Uncle Junior. I mean, what the fuck? No, he's the man. He's the man. It's the old Arnold line. Eating isn't cheating. So he's funny. Yeah. I'm not so sure we can all subscribe to that one, but I'm glad he sees the megazone rules,

so he could do whatever it was. I got another ball's related question, but it's actually about the golf ball. Does golf have a ball problem? I've been reading a lot about how the players on tour, there's some sort of like, I don't know, period where you guys can submit your reviews of whether or not the balls have gotten too good. Have the balls gotten too good and golf?

I mean, the balls are quite good. Are they too good? Is the question, I don't know. It's weird. I guess we only know what we have. So we all like it and don't want to have anything change. If my phone falls one more time, I'm going to lose my mind. Sorry, boys. That's okay. We have like half your head. It's fine. This is actually great. It's great. It's great. You tube. If you're listening to this, go watch on YouTube. I'm gonna hold it. So there's a problem that is the word. The US Open is run by the USJ. The USJ is the one doing this. They think we have our balls are too good. And they have an issue because they've, you know, for hosted a bunch of golf tournaments have kind of gone awry.

They've made a couple of rules changes that people haven't liked. I like the USGA. I like, well, I like most of the people at the USGA. And they're in this weird spot where I feel like if they told us that the sky was blue, we would say no, it's purple at this point. Like there's just not a lot of trust. So we're getting reports about why the ball was blue, we would say no, it's purple at this point, like there's just not a lot of trust.

So we're getting reports about why the ball is so good, and I just don't think a lot of guys are 100% in on their info. But I also think I mean, selfishly, I wouldn't want to change, I don't want to change balls. My balls feel good when I got them in the bag, and when I take them out of the bag, they feel good too. So that was supposed to be a joke, and that sounds fucking painful. I guess from a viewer perspective,

I've never once watched golf, and been like, I can't watch the sport anymore, the balls are too good. Is there an impact? That's kind of my take. There are the sickos out there, the golf sickos, which I get. They're the golf sickos who the golf courses they think are playing too short now, you know, where I guess not playing it to how they were designed anymore and there's an issue with, you know, having more land and how, what are you gonna keep doing?

Just knocking on trees and homes, like, what, you can't keep making the golf course longer and longer. Like, that's one angle, I guess. But I just don't know any of my many friends who casually watch golf, who have done themselves, I'm not turning the shit on on Sunday. I'm so fucking sick of watching Rory McElroy

hit driver and then a wedge. Like, I know there's sickos out there I know there's there's great golf fans who are in it deep and they're very invested I just don't think that for the majority of the fans. That's that big of a deal Yeah, so it's I'm just a little bit. I'm not so sure where I stand on it. I like what I play I don't know it just doesn't seem like a big enough deal to make this big of a fuss about it But I mean shoot. I'm just a golfer. I don't I don't know. It just doesn't seem like a big enough deal to make this big of a fuss about it, but I mean, shoot, I'm just a golfer. I don't really know shit about anything. I don't know shit about fuck. So you can say that now. It's Cam's the other room. Um, I

want to go back to something because we should, we should talk about it. Positive vibes going to the US open 61 at this course. Still is the course record. Uh, is it going to be set up similar, distance-wise? I know they make the US open very hard every year, but in like 61 probably won't happen just by the design. But is it like pretty much the same course that you have the course record on? Yeah, it's pretty similar.

I mean, I wouldn't let my home golf course change too much after the 61. But yeah, I mean, it's longer. Some people are saying they max-proofed it. I don't know. I just heard a few people, a few murmurs. But no, they, they lengthened it actually, quite a bit. They've added some teas on the part 3s. I don't know if you've seen that picture that went around the 290R part 3. Jesus. That was not there when I did that. So yeah, it'll be, it'll be a bit longer, but they haven't changed too much of the golf course. But I think they're going to make it firm. The sun came out today, so they can start making it really fast.

I mean, I can't imagine it playing to a place where you could shoot 61, but I've seen, I mean, I've seen crazier things done. I would love to be, I'd love to somehow get back to that place and somehow fire something like that. But I don't know, I'd love to somehow get back to that place and somehow fire something like that. But I don't know. If you played the golf course today, I could tell you I could, I could have seen it, but I just imagined by Thursday it's going to be a different golf course. Which I was going to say, what do you shoot on a, on a two hundred ninety yard par three? What would you take out your bag? Today it was downhill, a little downwind. So I hit three iron, but there's another part

three on the front nine seven that was two 65 into the one yesterday, so we had three wood. I mean, it's a monster. I could see, I guess, you know, with the US open, they have the Amateur qualifier, or the qualifying for it, so you get a lot of, or at least a handful every once in a while of guys who, you guys who don't play professional golf, they're just, they qualify for the US Open.

And some of those guys don't hit it super far like the young kids these days. And I could see somebody having to bang driver on one of those two part threes, which is a tall task. But they have to fare golf course. But you look at that number and it's pretty daunting. But you know, dimple heads like us know that par is just a, that's just a construct. It's just about how many total 72 at shinnokok.

I mean, you could call it even par, but it's just a 72. Right. Can I go driver on par three as no matter what the distance? So that actually works my game. Straight legs, straight drives. Short butts. 90 yards driver. Straight is called for for the world.

Yeah, just take a little bit off of it. What so we get back so that's 61 like when you were shooting that 61 were you in your in your head like holy shit. I am so on fire. We need to get we get back to that max. I mean, I was full blackout. It was a nice day. Yeah, I don't know.

It was one of those, one of those, I mean, we've all had it. One of those days where everything's just going right. But yeah, I can get back to that max. I mean, it was in California, obviously. So the golf gods treat me quite nicely in this state. So I'm hoping for a little bit of that magic. But every once in a while, you know,

the kick can get it go. And it's been a while since I fired 61, about 10 years, but I mean, I feel good. I'm not going to sit up here and guarantee a 61 or anything near it, but it is nice to play a golf course, where I know that I've done something pretty great. Yes. I think it's a play a major, I mean, that feels like, that feels like part of positive vibes only. I mean, that is very positive.

Yeah, I mean, look back at what happened with Matt Fitzpatrick, right? Yeah. When he won, that was on the course. Oh, he does draw. I should choose it. Yeah. Like his home course in Massachusetts, I know his position.

Yeah, it's the Englishman's home course in his neighborhood of Boston. Yeah, you can do it. You can definitely do this. I've been watching a lot of the videos this week of of people just dropping balls into the rough and watching them disappear into the permute of grass. I love that. If you're out there you know, and you're playing in the US open

you've got spotters. You've got guys that will show you where your ball went. If you went out there and you played in this rough without those spotters, how many balls do you think you'd lose just by missing the fairway by 10 feet? So not as so those videos are so fucking annoying, but it's become like a yearly golf tradition. Just be like, you see this, you can't even see the ball. Yeah. But it off the fairway, the roughs not really that bad. It's not like a normal US Open. It's not great, but it's not that bad. But where they're dropping, it's behind a few of the greens where they let it grow. So I don't think you would lose that many balls. You know, hitting your second shots over greens, if you didn't have spotters, but there's

a couple spots around. This is, I'll give a little inside baseball when you go when you guys watch this weekend around the bunkers is the longest thickest grass known to man and you'll just barely miss the ball going into the bunker and people are going to be so fucked and so frustrated because the ball is going to be you know two three steps from being good and it's going to be so so so bad and I would I you could definitely lose a couple in there I I lost, we lost in our group yesterday, left of eight, we lost a ball or two. It's like, hey, in there and it's not good. So I could see that, but I don't,

I mean, I don't think I would lose a ball here without a spotter, but, I mean, I have to say that because I'm professional. Yeah. But there's been a couple US opens where if you you do not spotters, I guarantee you I'd lose two, three or four for sure. I always love the guy that says like, oh, he'd rather be in the bunker there. Yeah.

Yeah. You know, I'm sure next to the back of our off break because actually the sand is preferable. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's a. Yeah.

That's a fair. I was watching the Canadian Open on Sunday. And I, listen, I am a dimplehead, but I'm not up to all the rules. Fleetwood just like absolutely crushing one into the stands and getting a free drop. I then spent the next 10 minutes on my couch being like, is there an advantage to just like hitting as hard as you can, writing into the stands over and over for free drops? And then I realized, oh yeah, your professional golfer, so you can probably just aim for the pin.

But have you thought about that? Just like letting it rip and just being like, what does it matter? It's a fucking, I get a free drop. Yeah, so funny you mentioned that. One of my favorite Joe stories, Mike Catti, we were in Minnesota three years ago maybe, and the last hole is a par five and the second shot is all over water.

And we were between three iron and three wood, who's in the pin, you know, just passed the water. And then there's a decent amount of green, a bunch of rough, and then the grandstands, and I'm in between, I think if I don't hit three iron, great, it's going to go in the water, but three would felt like too much. So Joe goes listen, he's like, I got a great idea. Because let's hit three wood. If it comes out really good, it'll just fly long

and it'll bounce into the backstop, basically, backstopping. It'll bounce into the grandstand and it'll stop in the rough. And maybe if you hit it hard enough, it'll shoot back onto the green. And he's like, oh, kind of cocky about the way he said it. I'm like, it's brilliant. Like you're a genius.

This is why I paid you the big bucks. So we hit three wood. I hit it and it's right at it. But it's I hit it good. So it's it's definitely going over the green at this stance. And he's yelling while it's in the air, hit that back stop. Hit that fucking back stop. It was 280 yards away.

I can still hear the ping of one of the metal parts of the structures. It hit the dead center pole, shot straight back, passed the flag into the water. I go to look at Jones. I honestly have all the bad, you know, what are bad shots to get bad, whatever of all the things. I went to look at jokes. I was going to lose my mind laughing because it was just Everything went perfect. He thought it was great. He was talking about it there or whatever I want to go find Joe and he was already like 30 yards ahead of me He thought he broke the course He's like he broke the game. He was basically me sitting on my couch

So you should you should check that Would about the end of that tournament, the Canadian Open when, uh, when do got tackled on the hadw it. Yeah, trying to celebrate with his buddy like Spray and champagne on him. Have you thought about who you would like to spray champagne on you and then also get, get jacked up on the 18th green? Um, I can honestly say I've never thought about that. Um, who would be funny?

Patrick, there's a lot of funny ones. Yeah, Patrick. That would be funny. Bryson makes these kinds of things funny, although he's big and that would be night. Need a big security. People are asking if he lifts anymore. Bryson isn't that big. Isn't that that big anymore? No, he's not that big kind of a weenie. Dang muscle I don't know Hadwin had a man's not a big fella He was not he I feel like it's an easy target I would like to know if someone like you know Brooks's size was doing what Adam was doing, if that security card would feel the same, kind of bravado.

But I don't know. I'm going to have to table that one out. There's a lot of funny people. Actually, right now, Justin Thomas took a bunch of money off me today, so I'd like him to get tackled. Actually, that's my answer forever. I would love Justin Thomas up there. Or Ricky Fowler.

That'd be funny to see Ricky just go flying. His belt pops off. His neon belt flies. Ricky was my partner today, so he doesn't deserve that after what happened. I. All right. Well, Max has been awesome. I got one last question, rowback question, R-H-O-B-A-C-K dot com.

He's code take for 20% off your first purchase. Q-zips, polo's hoodies, jogger shorts. I was wearing the shorts all weekend. Rowback dot com promo code take for 20% off your first purchase. All right. So we got to think positive. We got to think, don't push it. You are great. You're a great golfer.

You're about to go to your home course where you have a 61. I just want you to know, and this isn't really a question. It's more just a statement. It's Father's Day. Obviously for you, you're doing it for Cam. You got a visualize Cam being put into your arms at the 18th green, uh, after you win, but also remember all the dads, and I'm not going to name names, but some people who, you know, really like you and consider your friend who are going to bet on you also have children

and you could be ruining Father's Day for them too. Yeah, and some of those friends are, have a big move up coming. Yeah, so it's a lot of stress. And also some of those friends, again, not gonna name names, had Will Salataurus in the US open last year, also on Father's Day, and he missed that putt, and he screamed, what the fuck in front of all his kids on Father's Day?

So we don't wanna have a repeat of that for these hypothetical fathers out there. That's fair. Hypothetically speaking though, it does seem a little bit easier to get over after hypothetically one of those friends made like $70,000 in the last piece. I'm broke, yeah.

Yeah, but I'll tell you what, when people say like, oh yeah, you know, like a bad loss and then you look in your kids's eyes and all melts away, that's bullshit. That is bullshit. I, last year in the US open, my son actually said, dad, it needs a break and I was like, yeah, I need a break. This was bad. So, I'm a roof for you hard.

We got all the power behind you. You just got to think positive thoughts. You can do this. We know you can do it. I'm in, boys, I feel good. I know I say every time, but I do feel good. No, this time's different. This time's different.

It just takes one, you know, and maybe that is this one. So I'm excited, it will be fun, man. Getting to play, Alderks, I get to play a major championship in my hometown is sick. So it'll be it'll be a blast. I'm looking forward to to making it a very happy Father's Day for all of my gambling friends who are dads out there. Let's just do baby steps too. You you you've done the baby step of making the cut in the majors. Let's do baby step of let's

say top 10 going into Sunday in the mix. Yeah. In the mix. I'll thank you. Let's do baby step of let's say top 10 going into Sunday in the mix. Yeah, in the mix. I'll thank you. Let's just play golf. Just play golf on Sunday. Let the let it fall wherever it may. Yeah, just get in the mix and then I let it rip. I'm all in on that.

Yeah, I just want you to shoot as good as you possibly can. I want you to be the best max that max can be. That's it. You know, the rest is just number. Yeah, your best is actually shooting a 61 every day. Proving that you can do that. Yeah, so you should just do that again. 461.

No, I mean, that would be sick. 36 under par, if I don't win that one, I think I gotta just crawl in a hole. But yeah, in the wise words of Russell Westbrook and just we're just gonna have fun. Yeah, which can't fall. It's gonna be fun, it's a successful day. Last tip for you I do this as a larger man who doesn't like to work out when I go on the treadmill

I put a towel over the screen so that I don't have to look at the mileage slowly creep up What if you just put a big towel over the leaderboard and you're like? I'll just let me know on Sunday where I stand. I Don't board and you're like, I'll just let me know on Sunday where I stand. I don't. I don't like that. That would be all the time if you finish like I was US Open. You never know you finished 10 over and you're just like, look at Joe. Did I win?

Yeah, right. Like, I know you got 40 seconds. I'll put a towel over the treadmill and I'll get on it for like 30 minutes and then I'll take it off and it'll be like, you've run 1.25 miles. I'm like, what the fuck? That would be embarrassing. Did you get a asshole that ran two miles I'm like, what the fuck? That'd be embarrassing if you got that. I told it ran two miles and like seven and a half minutes.

No. Mincey broke the record. Bullshit. Oh, who was it? I'm not a, Is that a two mile record? Yeah. Jake?

I feel like that's, oh yeah, last last question. Do you think there's some rumors now that Jake's hole in one was fake? Any thoughts? Yeah, those people are idiotic and I hit a hole in one starting to think that all those people I'm starting to think the rumor might be true because so yeah, it's a crime Mick funny story Day before Jake the day before your hole in one one of my best friends Stephen made his first hole in one I'm gonna group chat with him and my buddy Kyle who has has not had your hole in one one of my best friends Stephen made his first hole in one. I'm going to group chat with him and my buddy Kyle who has not had a hole in one. So Stephen's freaking out. Kyle was a little bit jealous of the next day.

Your video gets kind of flowing around our group chat. And my friend Kyle said something to the tune of I need to get on a golf course ASAP. The golf gods are clearly a sleep right now. I'm just saying it was pointed out to me that my initial reaction when someone said that video was fake, was I was like, Jake would never fake anything. He's the most honest guy I know, and the person said exactly, and I was like, man, now that's interesting.

The pickets revealed that it's fake. I'll do the Ray Allen tweet. Okay. But how are we gonna reveal it? We'll just pay one of his friends. Let's go prove that. I just say that it's perfectly done by the way. Like, you're the way you cheered and had your friends cheer. Yeah, I was talking special effects were I was talking about these accusations that my friend over the weekend and they're like, oh yeah, you should have ran

up to the ball. I'm sorry. When you get a hole in one, you're not thinking of every step of how you're gonna film it. I am, that's it if you fake it. Right, exactly, especially if you fake it. Why would you run up if the ball's not in there? It's convenient, is right. I have the full video of my friend running up and giving me the thumbs up. The one who was running?

Yeah, he was in, but we didn't see the ball. I can show the thumbs up. I would be like a police officer. I would have a body cam. I go for the body cam on me at all times. I activated on par threes and short par fours. Just to get that out. It's just me and the gold post.

If I didn't have a video, no one would believe it. Now I have a video, but it's not good enough. Well, either way, it was probably fake, but Max, when I fill out my next scorecard, I'm gonna just casually put in a hole in one and just let it sit there. If you could please reach we didn't be like, holy shit, congrats on the hole in one and just like just let it sit there. If you could please reach we didn't be like holy shit.

Congrats on the hole in one. I would appreciate that. I am a you buy me a beer. I'm in. Okay. Done. Oh, Max, can you also get us one of those hats that just say media on them? I love those.

Did you see a trend? I went on. Oh, yeah. One of those hats, those hats kick assed those and the ones that just say grit on them. Yeah. At a golf tournament. I love those. Yeah.

I'll try to find one. I got it. I that that was I was like, so you don't need a credential anymore. You just need to go into the pro shop and buy a media. Anybody can buy one. I love that. Yeah. Citizen journalism. Yeah. I love it. All right. We'll match. All right. Thank you so much. Best of luck. We are rooting for you. Very hard and go get them. Thank you. Thank you very much. You guys are the best.

PFT, I love you guys. Oh, we're gonna, oh, you wanna guess real quick because you've gotten the ball so many more times. You want 25 again? 25 has been hot. No, I have a new mission. I want 69. I wanna get it before Billy gets it.

Okay. All right, numbers max has 69. I'll take 17. 18. I'll take 25. Oh, no, you don't have Max has 69 21 okay billy's mad just so you know he doesn't

So mad means you've ever gotten it? 20. One. What I guess, oh I guess 17. He's not mad at all, he's just really. No, if 6-9 hits and someone else gets it. Oh 56. I'm gonna smash the ball machine.

Oh, I'm so told you're mad you are. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Alright, see ya. 461. Thanks guys. Take care, Billy. Later. See ya. And that was something completely different. Okay, we now welcome on our very good friend. Five-time major champion, Brooks Capka. We are, he is just a set the scene. He's watching his peas go down very sadly. You know what, Brooks? I'll cheer you up.

I'm sure they'll get in a fight and maybe win the fight at the end of the game. Yeah, I hope so. That's about all of this, but you know, we're gonna win tonight. Yeah. So all right, we can't let this though affect what's going on this week

because we stumbled on the fact that every time you come on before major, you win the major. This is the week LA Country Club Let's start with how you're feeling give us general vibes you feeling good I mean a lot a lot of things in the news the last couple weeks. How you feeling? Yeah, yeah It's been crazy I feel five feels great. I gotta be honest. Yes, I've I've sobered up we're back on track. We're ready to go

Yeah, so definitely I'm feeling a lot better than I take a few days after Yeah, that's actually a smart move is to just get real banged up right afterwards and then you feel great You know a week later. That's that's like thinking seven dimensional chess. We saw you at the piece game The internet. Yeah, the internet had it its fun with you at the panthers game they didn't understand just how locked in you were on the hockey yeah oh i was locked i was glued didn't want to blame was afraid i was gonna do something when you were i went then the heat game the next night um...

were you just gas like you looked gas by the heat game the next night. Um, were you just gasped like you looked gasped by the heat game? Oh, the heat game, I think, was by, uh, I think I'd slept like five hours, the total, going to the heat game, I was struggling to stay away. Honestly, the drive down was miserable. It was like two and a half hours and, um, yeah, I was,, I was I was baked up and then they lost and they made it way worse the drive back. Yeah, but yeah, so I got it all out of my system. Yeah, I mean it makes you appreciate the good days. Yeah, you're out. Yeah, when did you start feeling great? I like that instead of being like injured,

you know, being injured makes you appreciate your health. No, being hung up violently hung over for four days makes you appreciate being non-hungover. Yeah. You know what? The worst is the day like you're sober and you get that first hangover, but then the delayed onset hangover

that happens the day after you're sober. That's almost worse. Yeah, I just figured if I just kept drinking, then I'd be all right. Yeah. So that was more the plan I was on. So it was about three days, four days of just, as I was banged up.

Yeah, you deserved it. So today, I heard that you shot 62 today, is that true? Yeah, good. Yeah. That's I like that. We'll go with that. today, is that true? Yeah, good. Yeah, I like that. We'll go with that. Okay, would you shoot something around there? Okay. I have no idea.

It was definitely in a par. I beat DJ and Will and I played with those two today, so I beat them. Okay, nice. Now, I heard a little birdie told me that this course plays slow. Is that true? I don't understand how a course can play slow. Is there

like a log jam anywhere? That's the only thing I'm worried about with you this weekend. Yeah, I mean, I'm not really sure who I'm playing behind, but you know, if certain people are in front of me, it could, it could play slow. Yeah, but you've learned the trick that you aren't going to tell anyone, but we know the trick because we just picked up on context clues. If you walk slower, then you can't be held up. Exactly. Just take, you know, a little longer getting to the ball, maybe a little bathroom break. Yeah, and I mean, this is the perfect course for it. You've got the Playboy Mansion. That is overlooking the course. Doesn't it like, isn't the backyard of the playboy mansion on this golf course? It is. That was the only reason I mean I played this course in college before they redid it and that was the only thing that I remembered from it. Of course,

golf course wasn't that bad. I couldn't remember any of the holes but I just remember the playboy mansion was on it and today I'm shame you can't even see it. Yeah, that could have been fun. The whole placement on that was at number six. I can't wait till they put that one out. We should do another pin placement map and then have number six just be a bunch of vaginas. Yes. All over it.

Yes. We're excited to watch you play Southern California golf. I've heard there's been a lot of people talking about the rough. They're talking about the rough. I feel like it's the US open and you have to talk about the rough. Is it really that bad or is it just in like a few spots? It's it's bad in some spots, but I don't know. I really honestly the practice runs I haven't been in it.

I like that. I like that. What? Yeah. I'm just playing on not going in it. So then I should be all right. Yeah, that's why I don't have a sandwich. Yeah, I don't. I say I keep out of the bunker.

Driver and putter. I got the guys you're playing behind. So Billy Horsel, Chris Kirk and Brian Harmon. Other fun. Okay. All right. Boom fun. Yeah, all right. Boom. That's a good start. I like that.

Yes. I didn't look to see who's in front of me, but I liked that. Yeah. Okay. All right. We feel good. What was the workout you were doing where you're just jumping up and down in your pool? Uh, oh, yeah. Oh, that was the other day.

One of the, yeah. Sorry. It's been a bit of a puller lately. Yeah, it was a little bit of a detox. I had to get a little sweat going. I don't know, he's actually trying to give me any cool right now, but I'll be honest, I'm 100% way too lazy in 2050. Your trainer sounds awesome.

Yeah, wait, how does that work? If you're like, you hire a trainer and he's like, Brooks, it's time to work out. You can say no. Uh-huh. Yeah, I've had my I'm picking my moments right now. Uh, I'm trying to get the game. You know, we've had the game on TV. So I'm trying I'm using every excuse in the book right now. Yeah. Like the painters are on. I don't really feel like it. The painters gonna lose now your boss. Yeah. I'm gonna be depressed a little bit and then yeah, so I'm trying my best. Yeah, you don't want to be depressed in a pool. That's a sad look.

Yes, like Kindle Roy. Yeah, is that the workout that that we were hearing about with, uh, is that the smash GC workout that, you know, it's not for everybody. No, that is not that is not the smash the smash work out is is is more you guys could do it it's easy what does that mean we could do the other one too you just were in the pool jumping up and down yeah yeah I mean you guys are athletes you guys could do it all yeah I just saw it and I was like is this a work outer is he playing in this pool the Yeah, both. Yeah, both. But yeah, the smash GC workouts are apparently really tough. Yeah, that's what I heard.

Where, where we at with the naming of your son Blake. Yeah, we're still working on that. I definitely know that when you were messaging Jenna that she, I don't know, she's somewhere back. She's behind me and somewhere, but I think honestly, a win this week just solidifies it. Because she, we did make a deal. She said, if he wins the US Open, then I get to, she's like, I, Jenna gets a name, the, the child, which she is giving birth. So she probably should get right a first refusal. But I said deal. So maybe it's

just maybe me a general handle it. Yeah, you guys keep just demon over. We'll get the baby's name eventually. All right. Deon Keppka. What do you think about that? That's pretty good. That is a good. For a state. That's a I tried it. I tried I tried to go with one of my sons is Dion cats and that was shut down quickly. Prime. Yeah. Um, yeah. We were talking to Max a second ago about these par threes on the course.

What are you hitting on the on the 290 yard par three? Uh, hit three iron and three wood on one on boats of them. There's like, it's stupid. They on boats of them. It's stupid. They have two of them that are that distance. I mean, they're basically part floors that are just happening to be part three's. You think anybody's going to lay up? There's got to be a short hit or out there that definitely does. But you can't do that.

Let's say that like my drive topped out, it probably does top out around 270, 280, and knowing that it couldn't reach the green, you can't lay up on a par three at a US open. No, you're definitely smacking. I mean, there would be definitely guys that smacked driver, which would be quite funny. That's gonna be awesome. But yeah, and then there's one that could play like 75 yards,

which is really good. One of the par threes. Yeah, if you go to the front of the tee box and put the pin in the front, it can play like 75. Jesus, that's, I mean, I'd hit driver on that too, just take a little bit off. By the way, did you see, so our colleague Dan Rapport

did a watch video with Matt Fitzpatrick from last year's US Open. Hancock had the good idea of maybe we could do one with you from the PGA championship. So I'm just pulling up right now. Hold on, you hit driver. That was sick. You fucking crushed that. Crushed it murdered it.

Literally, I don't know what I think I went into the fairway. Yeah, it did. Yeah. And then it's not what you're just going to say. Yeah, and then hold to. Oh, I don't even remember I think went into the fairway. Yeah, it did. Yeah. Yeah. And then- It's not what you're just gonna say, did you? Yeah. And then hole two. Oh, I don't even remember. I just remember how to hold that trophy.

That was a real good trophy at the end and then it got a bit blurry out of that. Now, there's our recap. That's a good recap. That was a really good recap. I feel like we, we, we, we, I mean, I'm just like perfect. Yeah, we got it all.

Yeah. What's a good score here on this course? Is par? You were saying like a couple of weeks ago, par is a good score at BGA. Is par a good score here on this course is par you were saying like a couple of weeks ago par is a good score at BGA is par a good score here Yeah, I think so with the rough being difficult. I think honestly I think winter will probably be 6 to 8 under

Okay, you are you gonna win? I Mean that's fine. I'm on here. Yeah, that's true. This is the final prep. This is the final. This is more important than doing anything with your trainer. Yeah, honestly, yeah, I turned down all interviews basically at the course this week. I knew I was coming on here. This is the only one that matters. And yeah, I Love it. We're your mental coaches. Yeah, yeah, just go out done fucking kill it. Yeah, just fucking crush it. Honestly, I just need to call you guys before every round. Yeah, be my hot guys. Yeah, we'll do it. We'll do it. Like, Brooks, dude, your sick at golf, just go be sick at golf. You're Brooks. Yeah. That's it. Yeah. Good, Dave, good, Dave to call me too. Yeah. Listen, if you win, if you win this weekend, he's going to be in a world of hurt because he was already in a world of hurt after the PGA Having to he went radio silent the last round. So he if that happens again this this weekend. I don't know what he's gonna do Yeah, it could be interesting. It'd be great

Do you listen? There's a real question. Do you like those, you're now getting, like, talked about legacy and shit like that, do you care about it? I mean, you care about it a little bit, I would assume, but it's kind of cool to be, like, once you get five, the list is getting smaller and smaller as you climb up there. Yeah, it's crazy. I don't think you think about it right now. You don't think about it in the moment.

I think it'd be cool to reflect on it when I'm done playing. Yeah. When I'm done playing. Yeah. When I'm done, I'm like, damn, that was sick run. That was sweet. Got five of these things, you know, working our way to six this week. Yeah, I think looking back would be the coolest thing. But like when you're in the moment and you're doing it,

it just, you just keep plugging along. Ooh. You know what'd be awesome if you got 10. Oh Yeah, double digits man. That's what honestly. That's what I want. Yeah, cuz I think what only three guys have ever had double digits Mm-hmm. Yeah, you gotta get them in now though before Charlie Woods gets up there. Mm-hmm. He's next up You've played with Charlie as we might have asked you at the We'll say this right now because we consider you a friend you and Max are our guys We root for you guys over everyone else once Charlie Woods comes on we're probably gonna lose your number

Yeah By the time he I don't know what is he right now he's 14 we're grooming him. He's 14 Yeah I'll definitely He's 14 we're grooming him. He's 14. Yeah All right, I have one last thing Robac question rHO bsk.com promo code take for 20% off first purchase Qsips polos hoodies Jagger shorts everything rowback.com by the way, it is now 6-1 nights. I don't know if you still have the game on Brooks, that's tough. But we can't think about that. What I do want to ask you though,

is if you do win this weekend, not to get ahead of ourselves, but it would be kind of cool if you did like the MJ where he did the six, when he won the sixth. Yeah. I'm just saying, if you just, if you flash the five in the one over and over to let everyone know just something to think about. I'll be doing that all the way to Vegas. Okay. I'll be doing that all the way to Vegas and then you guys have to come. Oh, don't tempt us. Yeah, yeah, we have a really busy week next week. I don't think we have anything on Monday. We're are you going straight to Vegas if you went Sunday night?

Absolutely, yes. We might have to meet you there. Yeah, I think that's, yeah, that would be epic. Right, gotta go. I did that after the first one and I've show like after six. It's like, you gotta run fast. For sure. Do you have one that's your favorite major? Probably the last one. I mean, that was pretty sick. No, no, we included, including the party, but like this one could top at all.

Yeah, you, you wait, ask that question again. You know how you have to answer. Brooks, do you have a favorite major that you've won? Yes, the next one. Yeah, that's it. Okay, you're ready. He's ready. He's ready.

He's ready. All right, well, Brooks, hopefully we talk to you Sunday night. Wait, wait, is it really? Would you say it was six one? Six, six one. Six, one nights. All right, well, at least see over.

Yeah, exactly, exactly. All right, thanks, Brooks. Best of luck, man. All right, thanks, guys. All right, thanks Brooks. Best of luck man. All right. All right, see you in Vegas. See ya. Our US Open preview is brought to you by Turo. Love Turo. Turo is the world's largest car share in marketplace. I got a car off Turo when I moved out to Chicago. I got Chevy Silverado through Turo. It was a beast. It was so easy to

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And really, you're just gonna have to come to terms with the fact that, at some point, you're going to be in the shower or he's going to be in the shower. And the other person is gonna have to take a massive dump and you need to figure out what you're gonna do about that ahead of time. Yeah. You're never gonna get the remote again. Stop fighting for that. Don't fight, because that's like, listen, it's your apartment. You're gonna be the one who, like,

even in the bathroom setup, you're gonna get 90% of the bathroom. He's gonna get 10%, but he also gets the remote. So just remember that. I hope you have a pedestal sink that's gonna be important too. Yeah, I always have all sorts of weird shit that they put up. Also, guys like stickers, so maybe do like a chart,

like all the chores he does, give him a sticker, end of the week, he gets like a prize. Yeah, guys like stickers. So maybe do like a chart like all the chores he does. Give him a sticker. End of the week he gets like a prize. Yeah, something like that. I'm with PIP, the one bathroom thing is, that's the real challenge. Yeah. And I should say I hope you don't have a pedestal sink. Yeah.

I hope you have the one that's got a lot of counter space on so you can put your, all your weird smell and lotions and stuff. He's probably gonna have like three things that he keeps in the bathroom. Your deodorant, your toothbrush, and maybe a razor. Yeah, and besides that, the rest is yours. I'm actually, so in my new house I haven't moved into in Chicago yet, his and her bathrooms,

and it's not bathrooms. Yeah, there's two bathrooms. Yeah, yeah. And it's dawned on me that I now have to clean my own bathroom and like it's going to be a war zone in there. I might put up like a pink Floyd poster though. Yeah, make it man. Yeah, it would be my area.

Put carpeting down. I do. I put a pink Floyd poster. Like, remember those two chicks kissing that everyone had yeah, just fucking this is the guys Oh Fucking guys oh You should get TV in front of the toilet and then hook it up to like a super Nintendo Yeah, so you can play video games like poop. It's my fucking area making it like an emergency man cave

Yeah, but you can retreat to this won't be a bathroom at all Just make it one seat what do you mean like somehow don't even have an option to put the seat up? Oh, yeah, I like that Yeah, you're no urinal. Oh, yeah, there's gonna be piss all over that seat and I'm gonna sit in my piss and I don't care Hey lottery 30s Hank, father of three cat, PF Teenie Weenie and Biker Gang Max. You know, he's got to call the baby digs. Yeah, this is a completely average. PF Teenie Weenie has a new one.

My fiance and I have been together for years. He's so sweet, smart, and I'm so excited to get married. There's just one problem. We can take out now. We don't want. We don't want. We don't want. We don't want to have sex at the same time of day. Oh.

I like to have sex at night before bed, but he likes to do in the morning or during the day. When I try at night, he says he's too tired and just a sack. When I asked him why he prefers to have sex during the day, he said it's because he's more focused. Is he insane? Is this going to be a problem forever?

Should I cancel our wedding? I feel like it's probably the... I did. Dirk and I. Well, I was gonna say he probably expects to have sex in the morning and afternoon and by like five o'clock. It's kind of like, like, Stella won't eat her dinner every night

until like everyone else is eating because she's like, maybe I'll get some scraps. Maybe he's thinking like, oh, I'm gonna have sex in the middle of the day and then by like five o'clock he's jerking off, he's like, not gonna happen today. And then when you ask him, eight o'clock, he's like, already jerked off. Either that or what we're forgetting here

is that sports are on at night. And so he might just, sometimes you gotta watch sports. What are you gonna say Max? He also just wakes up with a boner. I mean, that's the, yeah, that's the clear answer. He might not even, he already has a boner when he wakes up with a boner. Yeah, that's I mean that's got more Yeah, that's the clear answer You might not you already has a boner when he wakes up so he's like yes That's it's not even want to have sex. He just wakes up and it's like I have to have sex Yeah, and here's the thing guys are really dumb so you can you can just train him I got a training a wild horse

You could start having sex starting sex every day at three o'clock then it's three 15 Then it's three 30 you keep pushing it back. He'll eventually just, you know, get used to it. I got an idea. You know the TikToks where like the girlfriends wake up the boyfriends, like like 2 a.m. and pretend it's the morning. Do that, but then have sex with him. After he goes to sleep.

They have like nine p.m. Yeah. Yeah, when he goes to sleep, then just like wake up, be like, hey, it's the morning. Oh, I like that. And then be like, hit him with the sex. And then it's like, just kidding, it's 10 o'clock. Oh, I like that.

Or maybe you get, you just get six thrusts in the morning. Like it's compromised just put it in six times and then later on you get six more times. Yeah. Have sex twice. All right. That's crazy. How does it say? I'm saying it was six. I'm saying if you got six thrusts. Two times a day. Oh, this is a done one. Ohano making a joke. That's a note Yeah, if you have six thrusts you you can you can really make those last you're not your 20s anymore Hank That's like six two times a day. What are you trying to break a fucking record? How do I convince my 32 year old fiance to stop wearing a Vietnam veteran hat and publish? Silly

You got this hat on a cross country tip to the XFL championship game and I hate it He's in his 30s to know and believe he's a Vietnam vet. It's still weird and borderline disrespectful. My boyfriend, this is to summarize, my boyfriend bought a Vietnam veteran hat on a road trip that he took to the XFL championship game. I fucking love this guy. He claims in the first of the vacation we took there last year when he proposed is that and that anyone that could agree is dumb Yeah, no, he is he's a veteran of Vietnam. He's been there Wait, he's your post in Vietnam. Yeah, yeah, that that counts

His life ended in Vietnam. Yes Put him on the wall actually wearing a World War one veteran's hat because none of them are alive. That's cool now I don't know I don't know well Billy you are kind of world war one veteran I've seen the picture of the last human to die in world war one. I'm a vampire and it is Billy. Yeah Yeah, I this guy rocks you got a keeper. So just think you're lucky stars I like the guys that wear meme war veteran hats. Oh those guys are cool All right last two These are good ones. My fiancee and I are getting married this August right around the corner. We need

advice on what shoes you should wear for a suit. He's wearing a light gray suit with green tie pocket square. He thinks she should wear brown shoes. I'm skeptical and think black would look nice too. You they want you to make the choice. She's real questions, right? I guess we don't know the answer to what what close to make it make a choice we were right do we look like suit guys like gray brown or black like gray brown brown brown it depends now indoor outdoor black brown oh great my gray suits with black my blue suits with brown and everyone says look at this guy exactly but you don't wear pants Jake true I would say if it's outdoors brown if it's indoors black grace suit I'm just gonna tell you what the first Google what color

shoes just make it match the belt that's the only rule I know all right last one I recently was just ghosted by a guy who I have mutual friends with I'm going on a boat party this weekend with that Friend group what is the best way to handle possibly running into him while out on the lake without an escape route You just jump off I Would say you got a just in person ghost you just gotta get so drunk that doesn't matter wait What's the difference between ghosting and curving? Curving, you're telling them ghosting, you're just disappearing. I think you got to curve them.

You got to curve them on the boat. Or just hook up with his best friend, boat in the problem solve. Okay, that's actually what you should do. Yes. Just make out with his best friend on the boat. Yes. You don't even have to like the guy. It's you're on a boat.

You're both going to want a smooch. International waters, yeah. Yeah, it don't even have to like the guy. It's you're on a boat. You're both going to want a smooch international waters. Yeah, it doesn't count All right great show Billy How many friends of yours from your football teams you still keep in touch with? Good amount numbers I won I won I won I think we said we started at the same time, but I was in a first I think that was PFT Kind of like my love. Yeah All right, so pft's got 69 He's not even mad. He's not even that boy. You heard it with max. He's he's

He said that someone gets 69 of them if spilly set gets 69 He's Billy said if someone else gets 69 when he can't of it. Someone's 69 of them. If Billy gets 69, if Billy said if someone else gets 69 when he can't pick it, he's gonna break the machine. I mean, that would be great for a very time. Not really. You guys want me to act rationally? No. All right, I'll go, what did you go?

Want me to act rationally? What did you go? What? 17. All right. No, don't break the machine, please. You guys want me to act rationally? No, because we want to sell it.

Oh. Yeah. What more pieces, you could sell more pieces. 26. I had 69, remember? You guys want me no cuz we want to sell it. Oh, yeah What more pieces you could sell more pieces? I had 69 remember yeah, we could sell pieces on the machine I Want 21 that I'm actually gonna make you guys pay me Jake remind me I have to decide who we're gonna have picked this I may have to decide who we're gonna have picked this. Nine. Nine. Nine. Nine.

So what was that? Remind me to pick someone to build the news. Oh yeah, yeah. This week. Love you guys. Jokitsch does harness racing in his horse racing. He doesn't actually get on the horses. He's in a little carriage.

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