Pardon My Take - Max Verstappen & Sergio Perez, Kyrie Opts In & Mt Rushmore Of America With Kate

Episode Date: June 29, 2022

Kyrie has opted in ending the dumbest 2 days on nba twitter. Does John Wall have dog in him and what type of dog is it? (00:03:05-00:20:27) Hot Seat/Cool Throne including talking tennis. (00:21:47-00:40:00) Red Bull F1 Drivers Max Verstappen and Sergio Perez join the show to talk about the season, Max not being on Drive to Survive, Sergio’s golfing and tons more. (00:41:18-01:04:06) We finish with the Mt Rushmore of America with our favorite marine, Kate. (01:05:20-01:38:51)You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

Hey, pardon my take listeners. You can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. On today's part of my take, we have the long-awaited Max Verstappen and Sergio Perez-Cecho interview. So much fun.

Guys were, it was the most relaxed, I've seen Max Verstappen publicly. And it was a lot of fun to talk to them. You talked about the Netflix show, which I wasn't expecting. Yeah, talked about the Netflix show, growing relationship there, so hopefully we'll have them back on.

We also have an incredible Mount Rushmore, Mount Rushmore of America, open-ended with our good friend and Marine, Kate. Hank just gave me a look. He's a look king right now. You know what, he's a look king. Hank is serving looks right now. I'm trying to, I'm confused.

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for as low as $25 a month. Today is Wednesday, June 29th. And I'd like to begin with a quote. Normal people keep the world going, but those who dare to be different lead us into tomorrow. You son of a bitch. That's what I was going to say.

I've made my decision to opt in. See you in the fall, A-Eleven, Evan. All, all even. All, all even. All even. From Kyrie Irving. A-Eleven. A-Eleven.

We've got to get a clarification. It's so entitled from Stranger Things. Yeah. A-Eleven, Evan. From Kyrie Irving, who has opted in to his $37 million player option, ending the dumbest two days on NBA Twitter in getting ready for a free agency.

He is staying in Brooklyn as of right now. He could still be traded. But as of right now, he's staying in Brooklyn. He also had quite a day on Twitter where the Barstow main account tweeted Kyrie Irving destroying every NBA team he's ever been a part of. And it was a video of the Joker walking away

from the hospital as he blows it up. And Kyrie Irving corrected him and said NBA champion and gold medalist Kyrie Irving just thought the statement needed a correction as you all continue to make money off my name and countless others. Notice he did not correct the fact that he has destroyed every NBA team

he's ever been a part of. So he wanted a clarification on what he's accomplished but not a clarification. You'd think if someone said that about you, you'd be like, clarification, I haven't blown up every team I've been a part of. But he, I think, knows that he has and is just clarifying that it's NBA champion

and gold medalist Kyrie Irving back on the Brooklyn Nets. Champions, the big three back together again. Kyrie Irving, Ben Simmons, and Kevin Durant. You can read all of Kyrie's tweets with the voice of Morpheus from The Matrix, though. They actually make more sense if you think that it's Morpheus saying them.

He's got a very specific type of philosophy that could be equally at home in a fan fiction rewrite of a fantasy film or a gap commercial that co-ops a famous poet. It's essentially Kyrie Irving, and we don't know him personally, but just judging from afar, he's your friend that decided to read

On the Road one summer or listens to too much Joe Rogan podcast and is like, I have some thoughts about a lot of things. And it's like, really? Okay. Go ahead, drop it on us. But I love Kyrie. That's the thing. I actually am on Team Kyrie for most things because he's an agent of chaos. I love that in the NBA.

He's also just like, he's exceptionally good when he's playing well and when he's healthy. He's one of the best players in the league and he's fun to watch. But it's just like, I like some guy that could walk into a room and you just know that by the time he's done talking, everyone's gonna be like, what the fuck did that guy say?

And he just creates, he creates conversation, which I love. And I remember when he went back to Boston Garden and he was waving the smoke around, the sage, he was burning sage. He's such a weirdo and I love that about him. Well, I think we like it from afar because we don't have to be his teammates.

I would guarantee his teammates don't love this. I don't know, but he gets so much respect from other players. I think his teammates do like it. They always say he's the best one-on-one player. I want to play with Kyrie. Playing skill. Yeah, no, no. I think that's his playing skill.

I don't think his teammates enjoyed the last season with all the sitting out and everything. That could not have been fun. I mean, they probably didn't enjoy the fact that he wasn't on the court, but- Correct. I feel like all of his teammates that have ever talked about and publicly have said how much they love him.

They go out of their way to compliment- They love playing with him, yeah. But the problem is he hasn't been playing that much. And now, I don't know where the net, because it felt like we were right around the nets being one of the funniest. It was essentially going to be the Steve Nash-Dwight Howard Lakers Sports Illustrated cover,

where the nets were going to be like super team nets. For a minute there was James Harden, Kyrie Irving, and Kevin Durant. And then we could have been two years of them playing together into just blowing the whole thing up. Because if Kyrie had opted out or demanded a trade, and then Kevin Durant demanded a trade, the nets would have been left with nothing.

I mean, it would have been him turning down, what, 36 million to sign for, you know, probably what, six or $7 million somewhere else. If you wanted to go to a contender, yeah. I would have respected the hell out of that. I would have too, and if there's any NBA player, any superstar that's like crazy enough to do it, it's probably Kyrie.

I would believe other stuff he says if he did that. But with the crypto market turning down recently, I feel like Kyrie probably took a bath on that. His board apes are worthless right now. All his apes gone. My new salary is actually, I get three apes in episode now. Yes, yes. I converted completely to crypto.

It's just, I don't know. He's just constantly doing stuff. The nets definitely don't like Kyrie anymore. The front office and the owner, they're just like, what the fuck? That's the part where I would agree with you. The front office, the sitting out stuff, that's something that if you're the coach or if you're the GM,

you're like, I fucking hate this guy, but he's so good. But I feel like the players that play with him, they really enjoy him. Play with him. I think they like him as a person too. They play with him. Yes. When they have to answer questions about why he's not playing,

probably not. Right. It's like when we get asked questions about how come there's someone missing from the show today. Right. It's like enough already. He's been sussied. As a person.

Yeah. As his boss, I want to light him on fire. Yeah. What if it was just he just didn't get vaccinated? That's actually the real reason he's been sussied. That's actually the truth. We did have to make him. He unvaccinated himself.

He unvaccinated himself. He sucked it out like a sound away. He found a snake to suck it out. But yeah, Kyrie Irving. But like at the end of the day, the nets for all the circus are surrounding them. This team still could contend for a title if everyone's healthy and playing.

And that's including Ben Simmons who who the fuck knows like the fact that Ben Simmons and Kyrie are on the same team is just so great. It's great for Ben Simmons. Yeah. Because he's like he's not the center of attention all the time. And this is the only team in the league that I think he could be on.

Maybe the Lakers where there would be somebody else that would deflect that away nicely. Yes. And then we had John Wall. John Wall moving to the Clippers. Clippers is going to be a problem. So Clippers are an issue right now. Official problem.

They are a problem. Playoff P is back this season. Is John Wall him? He's him. Kawhi is him. Kawhi is him. They got three like they got three hymns. They have three hymns.

Kawhi just he like plays every other year. He's like the Giants when they used to win the World Series on even years. That's what Kawhi does. He just like if he gets if he gets dinged up he'll just not play for 12 months. But if he's held back and be dominant. But if everyone does their top five and they forget Kawhi and

then he comes back and plays one insane year and they're like Kawhi best player in the league. And then he's just gone. But I'm just. Celtics Clippers. I'm rooting for John Wall. Celtics Clippers. This is the part of the NBA season though that like it's too much

because they do they stack the draft and then free agency on Thursday right after the finals. And it's like I need a break. I'm also this goes back to me being confused all the time about NBA contracts. So the Houston Rockets are paying John Wall $40 million to not play for them this year. Correct.

Did I get that straight. Correct. And then last year they played they paid him $47 million to also not pay. Correct. Correct. So he's then going to go two years in a row not playing for the Houston Rockets.

Correct. And they will have paid him $87 million. But think about the cap space they're going to have coming up. You can't put a price on that. It's all about the new cap space. The Knicks are trying to get Knicks are continuously trying to get cap space. Can we just then get some some awesome superstar be like now I

don't want to play for you. I mean if this was any other industry like I feel like the feds would be investigating them for money laundering. Yeah. It doesn't get why like sunk cost. It's sunk cost sunk cost. It's hard to stay motivated. What is that a personal.

No when you're getting no if I was getting paid $40 million and I could be like yeah I don't you know if you guys like I don't want you to podcast. Oh yeah. We're still going to pay you $40 million. Yes. You want to win. But like.

Right. Yeah. But it takes a little bit out of your sales. You want to win when you're when you're in college in your high school and you're broke and then you get paid $100 million for playing 20 games in three years. Yeah. What you're saying right now Hank is John Wall and Kyrie might

not have that dog. No. They might not have that dog. I feel like John Wall is still dogged up though. I don't know. I do too. I do too. You surprise me.

Yeah. But Kyrie I think you can say like he might have a dog but it's like you know maybe like a lab that that is just like maybe an older lab. Well I mean the fact that he's hanging on Olympics pretty much tells you all you need to know. Especially when Mello has three gold medals. Get out of here and a bronze no big deal.

Wait what's happened to the United States since Kyrie won a gold medal. Wait. Go downhill. Was it he won 2016 gold medal I think. Yes. It is it is like life was so much cooler. That's what you're flexing about then you're you're pretty much saying you don't have That was the best summer of your life. Yeah, 2016 after Kyrie happened. He Prince. He destroyed that team too. Yeah, 11 not bad

Yeah, but it was a Mount Rushmore summers of summers 69 summers Just at any summer any summer just pick it Yeah, I don't hate that the um summer 98 2003 was home run race 2004 was better. Actually. Yeah, there's some good summer Yeah, this summer is gonna be brazy It's gonna be what it's gonna be brazy What is brazy? I need to learn that word the other day and I was like, what is that? What did you just say? What's okay? It's crazy and what if you're a blood? Oh, you can't say see. Oh, okay? That's okay. So that really doesn't work for me. No

I might have just made that up. I don't know if that's true. Oh Well, let's have a brazy summer. Why not fuck it. Let's get it. Let's just the summer I guess I'm not I guess I just showed my allegiance. All right. That's true So yeah, Kyrie John Wall probably not Mini dogs. I think John Wall's got a dog. He's got a dog. He's been hurt. He's got a dog It's like a it's a it's a well-trained family pit bull that lives inside John And he's had kennel cough for a while. I think he's like relatively healthy. He's getting over it He's getting over it. He's he's had all the shots against Parvo and he's ready to go

But he's like he's a snuggly dog. He's a snuggly pit bull. I feel like Kyrie Irving. Yeah, he's an older. He's like the dog's not in him anymore. The dog's like on his lap There's a dog, but there's a dog somewhere in there But like every now and then you can throw a tennis ball around and then the dog will sleep for 18 hours Yeah, that type of dog the dog slowly going blind. Yes. Yes, exactly But it can still you know, like if you open the fridge the dog will show up Oh, it still knows what the can opener sounds like. Yes. Yes. All right other news So we have the NBA free agency coming. I feel like this is not a

Big free agency because there's not like one huge huge name, but I'm sure we'll have Some news coming on Thursday. Do we know over the weekend? Do we know what's gonna happen with James Harden? Is that completely decided? He's got an opt-in too I think so he's gonna opt back in and fill it But he's also found like Dale Maury is the one guy who will just pay James Harden whatever because he loves him so much He is the Christian Horner to Max Verstappen analogy because this is an F1 podcast The other news is looks like the Browns have just made the worst decision of all time Yeah, so we're first reporting on part of my take that to Sean Watson will be suspended for an indefinite year

Yep on Friday. Yeah, so we just know Roger could tell that much that that's what's gonna happen There's been some leaks that have like it basically I love how the NFL operates They've told enough people that this is what it's gonna be as a trial balloon Yeah, like hey What would you guys think if we suspended him for a year and now all the stories are like wow the Browns are really fucking stupid Cuz Jacobi Bressette might have to be their starting quarterback for a year and so they're sent out those trial balloons and People seem to be okay with it

So it will probably be an indefinite Suspension for at least a year and then maybe some more of next year So my guess is it will be a suspension for a year and then the appeal is gonna come through because it gets You know, they have the right to appeal that suspension and then Goodell is gonna be like okay I'll like reduce it to 14 games or 12 games or something like that. That's what I think it's gonna happen although sometimes what they'll do is they'll do the conversation before where They will decide the length Knowing that he's not gonna appeal like they'll come to an agreement, but it's not Sean Watson being like alright

You suspend me for a year. We won't appeal. Just take away the indefinite But Goodell is he is not deciding the initial suspension, right? It's an independent person that's doing that and then good totally independent, but then Goodell just hears the appeal Yeah, there's the totally independent. Yeah, good. I would never do with it. He would never interfere with no back channels going on so I feel like I Feel like yeah, the Browns really fucked up by paying him and if you look at the most recent thing that came out I think it was in the Times yesterday about They're suing you know the Times. Oh, New York Times the great lady got it. Got a paper of record got it

They're suing the Houston Texans Because the Texans allegedly provided to Sean Watson with with hotel rooms After the team masseuse was like hey This is kind of weird that the Sean keeps using all these independent massage Therapists that he finds on Instagram right so like they sounded the alarm to the Texans And Texas were like yeah, we'll just keep getting him his hotel rooms and oh one of them is like complaining about him Tell you what you can also use our NDA that we have ready for you to Sean Yeah, just sitting over here

So it looks like the Texans are probably liable in all this too to a certain degree the Browns and Texans should just have to Play like a seven-game series. That's it in July to decide what happened just to entertain us. Yes Yes, purely Davis Mills doesn't deserve this Davis Mills is the future, but yeah, this is so Browns like I you know That one day of happiness where it's like hey, we got to show them Watson It actually kind of cheap, you know, what are we paying them $1 next year or something? You know what I did one million I think so I I put a future on the Browns the day before they got to Sean not because of DeSean, but for a friend Jeff D Lowe's birthday. I put a significant future. I got him at I want to say it was like plus

3000 and Then the news happened and the odds shot down to plus 1500. I made a tough decision Last week I cast out of that future because I wouldn't feel right. That's good. That's big I'm not gonna draft to Sean Watson on any of my fantasy teams. Are you heard of here first? DeSean Watson is suspended from part of my take. Mm-hmm. Yep heard of here pinning appeal and I won't draft him for this year Yep next year totally different if he's on waivers though, like if he doesn't get drafted suspended Yeah, and then I'm up and stash them you just in case he comes back for like week 16 Yep champ Super Bowl, but he's off my big board. Yeah. Yeah. No, I won't even look at him

Mm-hmm Someone's gonna that that will be the great the guy in your fantasy league that does the auto draft who misses the draft and he Gets to Sean Watson in the second round. Mm-hmm. I want to see if there's anybody out there Here's where the rubber meets the road if you've got a keeper league and you've got to Sean Watson As like your franchise guy gotta cut him you gotta cut him gotta cut him if you stand for anything you gotta cut him Mm-hmm. Yeah. Um, I also we're getting into that time zone right now where it's about to be July and we're gonna have people Tweeting us being like man. I already did my draft and this guy got hurt

Just just a reminder. Don't do your fantasy draft until the last week of August Yeah, even even maybe the even maybe the Tuesday before the Thursday kickoff That's usually when I like that Monday or that Tuesday the freaks out there that draft their fantasy team in July And then they're shocked when like half their roster is gone before the season starts stop doing that Yeah, stop do I bet you there's someone right now who has already done their fantasy draft and they have the Sean Watson And they're gonna be like oh now he's spent it for a year. Mm-hmm. Fuck this sucks No, you shouldn't do it that early and I heard that Hanks can be naming fantasy teams if you tweet at him Yeah, fuck no that is absolutely not. Yeah, is that just a rumor? I heard yeah as a nasty rumor someone spreading

Tweet at you and then yeah, you'll do draft order in and Yeah, you got this Quick do our do our fantasy teams No, I like doing sunglasses. You're a lot less early. Yeah, you look way chiller. Yeah, is this what I look like every show like stoned Silver foxes. Oh nice. Okay. That's for Jake Short Kings. Oh Was that for was that for big cat? Yeah, it's a funny thing like big Yeah, mm-hmm. Okay. Hey more about Jake best in the office

Hank can't beat him even on his best day. I think it's gotta be Lamar double sportsmanship. Yeah, did you play some golf this morning, Hank? No Damn, you're getting rusty. I'm in busy. Yeah, so many meetings so many meetings actually. Yeah, I know Right It's crazy. All right. Let's do Let's do hot seat cool throne Then we got the Max Verstappen Sergio Perez interview and then the Mount Rushmore of America with Kate We're brought to you by our friends at game time the exclusive ticketing partner of Barstool Sports Game time is a ticketing app that makes it easier than ever to score last-minute deals on tickets to sports concerts and shows

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Come up with these plans designs. They put out the pictures of a plane cruise. Yeah It's like a massive massive massive Bigger than you know, whatever a name like for aircraft I guess what's what do you call the big aircraft carriers in the sky? Seven cargo planes. Yeah. Yeah But that's that's on the gunship or yeah, it's like ten of those triple seven. Okay. It's like so whatever See at a seven see at a seven quadruple seven. Yeah, so it's a quadruple seven nuclear-powered Air cruise that I don't it makes I don't really understand how this works

It also like why would I want to just be on a plane for? Yeah, so hours and hours and hours because they have you know They have the indoor water park and they have all the stuff. Yeah where it's like why would you want to be on a boat for so long because You're chilling at all these cool little places on the plane and then you land in a cool place No, it's cap. It's certified cap. If you look at all the engines leave If you look at all the engines on that plane, you know how much that fucking thing weighs I Don't think I don't think it's possible speaking from an aviation standpoint

I don't think that it's possible even like a lot of it's stupid with a thrust to weight ratio You'd have to have like 40 engines to get that thing off the ground Isn't this just a video like doesn't business insider just make these videos to like keep the lights on in between hit pieces about us Pretty much all they do well sometimes out this new car that is never gonna be driven But wouldn't it be cool? They'll also do like 40 satisfying things and it'll just be like somebody playing with Play-Doh Yeah, or like you'd never guess where this cheese is made 20 electric in a mall in city makes all the cheese in the world 20 electric engines 20 electric engines powered by a thousand guests powered by a nuclear fusion. Mmm. I I'm just gonna say this if this is real I will absolutely laugh when it crashes and everyone dies

I'm just gonna say it like this is not there's some things that you're just not supposed to do This is one of them So if anyone goes on this cruise and they crash and die, I will not be sad for one second I mean, it's a million percent gonna crash. Yes, like everyone's gonna die because there's no way to test fly this until you actually Make the real thing right you're not gonna. There's a movie theater in it. No, it's Listen, you're getting taken for a ride. Yeah, you are I would love to get taken for a guy I want you all right. I'll sign you up for the first trip I will pay whatever amount of money it takes to get you on that first flight

Yeah, all I'm saying is a parachute. I'm in a hotel in the sky. They better give me a parachute Yeah, just in case I have to jump out. Uh-huh, but it flies really high I think and who's gonna pilot it. There's no man on earth that can fly that plane you. Yeah, good point, Jake Yeah, sully you all of you So we can fly that place. All right, you're cool. Throw my cool throw is nuts specifically not a butter. Mmm. Okay I don't know if you guys saw this yesterday, but the latest, you know Sometimes corporate accounts get cute. Sometimes they're really cringy. Sometimes they're a little over the top This is one of the most over-the-top ones. I've seen lately

Not a butter just a not a butter account at not a butter shout out for the free ad Tweeted n is for the way you nut at me. Oh Okay, I don't get it Me neither. It's just like it's just trying getting horny. It's just extremely horny tweet from a brand It's like do you see BP gas at a pride like post? Yes is gay Just so you know, I just hope someone's like what the fuck I'm not buying gas anymore Wait, is that what it said? No, it was just like it was

Hold on The best incredible if it was just gas is gay, you know who else is a really horny brand Radio Shack Radio Shack they tweeted yesterday. Hey at Miley Cyrus you up. Oh Jesus. You're running that account. I'll chase me competition Yeah, whatever. I'm so over Miley Yeah, so over you just brought her up. No, I'm so I haven't even thought about her in like years. Yeah Okay, oh, that's your hot seat cool throne. Good job, Hank Pft. Look at this. Look at this. It's the BP Mexico They did a pride post. Was it just like gas oil oil, but like in rainbow. I don't know. I'm gonna translate

I'm gonna translate it. Let's see translate tweet. It says Gas is gay No, I know it's taking forever because our internet sucks Radio Shack also tweeted out a bunch of Radio Shack logos Staring at the Wendy's logo on the couch So it's the meme where it's like the five of them standing around the little girl on the couch kind of creepy Yeah, that is kind of kind of creepy radio Shack. Um, they're getting ready to bang out Wendy's Hey, do you think you get the Wi-Fi fixed in this fucking place? No, I mean, this is crazy

I can't even be on the internet. Can't do it Milton. Can't do it here Maybe Chicago Pete. What a fuck. All right, go ahead Pft My hot seat is integrity And maybe we can do this as a group because I just did see the text that came through I think Jake was planning on discussing this and Hank sent it out as well There there was a Colorado avalanche beat writer That picked up the Stanley Cup. Oh, no celebrated with the team and called it one of the best nights of his life and

frankly He should be executed. Yeah Send him to the live tour. They should they should chop his head off Like that's not you know what what journalism is supposed to be in America. It's supposed to be fearless truth-tellers Mm-hmm Impartial scribes that that pay attention to the warts and all and can be counted on to tell the truth and speak truth to power In this case this man celebrated the Stanley Cup. That's bullshit. I think all taken away I think that Jake. What do you think? What's the right punishment?

Some people are saying he should be fired some people are saying actually I mean that's what the tweets are I did a blog on it any blue check mark saying you should be fired some a blue check mark said, uh, what's his name? the guy a Marriottie no the guy who got in trouble is I'm blanking on it Mike Chambers of the Denver post Denver post don't say that name around me anymore and A blue check mark Jeff Perlman quotes. We did. Oh, we've had him on the show. Yeah. Oh, really? Book before my time probably. Yeah, maybe he gets angry a lot online. Yeah, he has he's a big time And I like his books. I've read his books

He's very talented author, but he has a lot of like gonna have to log off for the rest of the afternoon Dear, you know, you're just sitting in your backyard right now checking Twitter dear journalists What not to do ever? Oh, he hit him with a dear journalist. Yeah, damn. That's tough Yeah, respect With the team ones, but I think it's different when you're a member of the traveling party. Oh, don't Know it's different. Why you're part of the traveling party. He's not part of the team exactly that's difference So if you're part of the traveling party, you still should not celebrate. That's not sure you shouldn't show any joy at all No, he wasn't you were broadcasting not right analyzing. Yeah

I don't really care, but I think it's funny how mad people get I mean There's there's somewhere in the in the middle here where it is a little weird because it's like it's awesome I like but I also just don't care Did the owner be like come party with us or did he just walk in the party right like that's a big factor I think if you I mean, I guess I have no journalistic integrity But if I was covering one specific team like you want them to do well Yeah, the more the better they do the more clicks you get and you develop relationships with the players for story lines But then again if they go

21 and 58 or whatever It's he gonna stay in like he the reason It's the best day at best. What do you say best season of my life bet day in my life The most memorable experience of my career So but yeah, like when you're when you're a beat reporter you want the team you're covering to win a Stanley Cup correct It makes so he could have been talking about the overall. Yeah experience I'm sure he got a lot more buzz a lot more clicks and stuff during this playoff run He's gonna be persona non grata when it comes back to that when he gets back to the

Press box. Oh, yeah, there's you get one. Oh, man all next season and it's let's just be let's just completely strip away All of like the you know people getting on their high horses here 99% of the anger is going to be Jealousy course like you know that he was able to do that and party with the team and they weren't because of some fucking class They took at Syracuse Not to name names Can you imagine being in sports media and your favorite team wins a Stanley Cup and then you get to hang out with the Stanley Cup? Could you even put yourself in that position? I would say no. Yeah, I would like what you wouldn't be allowed because you don't have pants

I would say I would say no. Yeah, I'd excuse myself in the entire more important things. You can't cover it You can't be an objective Coverage of the team anymore. Yeah, like for example If I had partied with like the Capitals after they won then once like Ovi was doing his old Putin thing Then I would probably speak up about that No, I but if I if I was like good friends with him Then I probably wouldn't say anything right if I was like too close to him Then I'd probably just sweep it all under the rug and pretend your silence that he's not

Best friends of Putin. Yeah, so thankfully I didn't do that. All right. You're cool throne. Oh, yeah, my cool throne My cool throne is neon. I saw I saw a picture come out the Barbie movies coming out Soon. Oh, yeah, it's got what Ryan Gosling and Margot Robbie in it. Mm-hmm. I feel like this summer neon is back The 80s are coming back like for real It's gonna be brazy. Yeah, it's gonna be great. It's gonna be it. You know what I feel like Brazy summer is the official colors are just neon. I I do think that this is the summer where everyone's like, man What I only call COVID is over like we're gonna keep doing this

I think every summer is big. This would be the craziest summer ever for the next 10 years. Yeah Man, we can finally do it this summer and fans are back in sports fans are back We're gonna do neon now the neon breeze the neon look. It's been enough time where you can look at it Cuz your truck is neon Well, no, my truck is rainbow because you got a house in the Jersey Shore What's that? And because you got a house in the Jersey Shore listen is rainbow is Jersey Shore Is that like a big neon place because it wasn't last year's yeah, I guess is rainbow Neon looks good if you have a tan it just does it doesn't matter what type of neon it looks good when you have a tan

I think I think that's my goal last summer was like novelty during summer for me I think this year. It's seafood towers, which by the way are fantastic Seafood towers and neon there we go. That's crazy and brazy. Well, neon is Definition brazy brazy aesthetic. Yeah. Um, all right. My hot seat is Bank and Liam are just ready to get the fuck out of here. My hot seat is the ACC coastal division So the ACC has decided that starting next year They are combining both divisions and it will just be the top two teams going forward Very very sad day for all next year 2023

So they're gonna that you have three teams that you play every year and then it's a rotating schedule off that But we lose the ACC coastal division and it's very sad day because They I think they were doing this just because the ACC coastal finally got hot Uh, they had not won an ACC championship in the last decade They finally do with pit and then they shut the whole thing down. Yeah bullshit. Yeah, it's absolute bullshit It was always funny looking at those two divisions. Oh, it's the best little Clemson Yeah, well, yeah, and you had that virgin little Virginia Tech run in like the late like 2007 to like 10 And then I went back and I looked and since they've been doing divisions. I think it was something like the ACC

Coastal went like five and 16 in the championship game and one of those wins was Georgia Tech who had it vacated So they just got the shit kicked out of them every year now Combine them It's gonna be sad though because it's always it's always nice to have that one thing you can point to and be like Hey, we're not the ACC coastal. The uh, the u is back too. Yeah, big. So that's it. I mean I never really saw the purpose of having those two divisions Just like I never really understood when when the big 10 did like the legends and leaders Yeah, it's just I they try to like create rivalries sometimes that don't really exist

Yeah, and it's like if you put these two teams next to each other every year then maybe Their fan bases will start to hate each other and it doesn't you can't like force that right and let's be very honest I'm definitely afraid of the big 10 doing the same thing because the big 10 west is the ACC coastal of the big 10 And I don't want that to change so too bad for ACC coastal teams You have one last year and also I think Virginia Tech's thing ended before that because jam you beat them in Blacksburg in 2010. Well, no, they they won. I think they won 08. Let's see. It was like 21. Oh seven You know, they won in 10 They won in 07 08 and 10. Oh, they did. Yeah, even though the same year they got beaten by a 1AA school. Yeah

They won the uh, ACC coastal or ACC uh championship. Um, okay. My cool throne is tennis Wimbledon is back. I'm going to watch at least one game of Wimbledon I also laughed really hard because someone tweeted at me. They're like, hey Wimbledon's here Can you guys get a tennis player on? I was like Okay, dude, we'll have genie bushar back on. Yeah, uh, jakes here He can talk about it. Yeah, that was actually my hot seat is uh, Novak Djokovic What he lost a set and people are freaking out. Oh one set. I'm out on Wimbledon. I'm out on Wimbledon. Jake, give me your, um Power rank top three tennis players in the world right now or ever

right now right now it's uh rafa joker and Mm-hmm that guy from germany Medvedev Serena Medvedev Yeah, jack socks. I thought medvedev's three serena. It's got I mean, it's gotta be serena

Sam Corry is american. You have no guys. You have no girls in your top three overall Uh, I like Osaka. Is she gonna play? Wait, didn't she quit? I don't know if she's playing this tournament Talking tennis uh genie bushard. Yeah, we'll see her at the u.s. Open serena's got no we won't no You guys want to go inside baseball for a second? Yeah. Yeah, I forgot to bring this up in the previous Are we still talking tennis? What is theoretically? You guys could get all access Press to a u.s. Open day

Day for a day is it out? What day is it? Is it any day the last day? We do we do all we do a lot of sports in the show. We have a guaranteed interview and you guys could bounce around as reporters But who do we interview? Anyone that's there. Here's what i'll say to you hank if the u.s. Open is willing to make me a ball boy I will attend uh Well, I will be a ball boy for the u.s. Open be careful with that big cap because they

They have just made bloggers ball boys before. Yeah, just for asking. That's true, but I will uh I will be a ball boy I did it. I think you guys doing a video. That would be great my first summer. I was you that's corporate hank talking No, that's not. I hate that. See that's I honestly don't think that you do want to be a ball That's not I would just because it would be funny. That's content on the screen and like fuck up That's that's caring about the listener tank. Oh, I did a day there my first summer Yeah, I did king of the court in a suit. I ate some food. Yeah. Oh wow I've seen one of the most memorable videos. Yeah. Um, well, I thought a big cap was hot

You're so hot. Here's what they'll do. They'll say, oh big cat said they want to be a ball boy So they'll get them out there. There's gonna be a real game No, no, they'll get you out there for like a training day and they'll be like here No, here's how you do it and then it'll just be like big cat trains to be a ball. No, I won't do that No, I'm saying I have to be I have to go from zero to 60 I have to go from not a ball boy. No idea how tennis even works to ball boy If they do that, I'm in uh

That's talking tennis. All right, Jake your hot seat. My hot seat was Novak There's an article Novak Djokovic Overcomes second set stumble to win wimbled and opener another one said bad day at the office despite winning three sets to one So there's moving the goalposts on my boy. They're expecting six loves six loves six loves every man Yeah, my cool throne is fantasy running backs. We have a boxing match between agent peterson and labion bell next month. Whoa Yeah, does he get to use a tree branch? Wait, so does this be Does this mean that labion bells

Contract like didn't because you'd assume he needs the money. Right. He is. I know Adrian Peterson. It's a lot of money Isn't leaving on bell still in the NFL. I think so Yeah, what contract is like? Hey, yeah, you can go ahead and I wait the box waves in january 22nd. Oh, that's right. He's on the box. Yeah Okay, yeah, so that'll be fun. Yeah, so it's like 2012 all over again I'm gonna feel like a little dirty watching that it. No, I'm not gonna watch it I'm like Hank said you're gonna see a highlight and then be like, oh, okay, cool next Who's let me let me see the next journalist who's broken the code

I think it's it's got to be adrian peterson though if you're betting on this, right? Like a way way more physical player It would be funny if leave it on bell box like he runs and like was just didn't throw a punch For the first like 15 seconds of every round. Yeah, what his left his left his face like super open and Yeah, his hands inside his strategy is gonna be get into the ring and then Wait until somebody bigger than you goes and takes the guy out. Yes. Yes. Um, okay Let's do our interview. Everyone's been wanting it Apologies for it being late. Also, we have course light pocket ease now available in the bar still sports store

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Go to shady rays.com slash pmt 50 for 50 off two or more pairs of polarized sunglasses That's 50 off two or more pairs when you go to shady rays.com Slash pmt 50 and now here is max verstappen and checko Oh Okay, we now welcome on a pair of very special guests. It is max verstappen and are we very special? Yeah, very special very special very there's two of them. Yeah, very very and it was it's Sergio Perez who you just heard We got to start Sergio, uh, checo or Sergio, which one are we going by checo? Okay, so I read a story Uh, when someone asked you how you got the nickname and you were like, it's pretty much the most unremarkable story ever

What like you just can you tell us what how you got the nickname checo? Yeah, basically in Mexico, you know, all the sergos are called checos So it's not like a nickname I choose or they or people choose on me, you know It's just automatic. Yeah, it's like in the u.s with richard and dick. Yeah, right exactly Dick richard. Yeah, exactly. So why could this might be confusing? But did your parents maybe think about just naming you checo because it's like, you know that if they name you Sergio, you're checo Yeah, I need to get you my dad's name, you know to To to make sure you ask him because I don't know what was he thinking

Everyone calls me checo. No one calls me Sergio If we ran into Sergio Garcia and just right off the bat, we called him checo. Would he be cool with that? Do you think yeah, he would love it. Okay. I'm gonna file that one away in case the interviewer Okay, so, um, we're very excited to have you guys on we just to be totally up front We are uh drive to survive fans and then you know, we'll watch f1 It's also a big fan of it. Yeah Max, you're such a big fan of it. You just weren't on the last season, huh? Exactly. Yeah I'm saving all my energy for the next one

You just wanted you wanted to just consume it as a fan. You didn't want to be a participant. Yeah, yeah, exactly Exactly. I'm just you know paying my monthly subscription to to netflix and uh, yeah, no, it's great Is there is there anything about that series because it's obviously done wonders here in the united states to increase Just uh the the fandom of f1 racing and awareness of f1 racing Is there anything about the series though that you watch and you see how it's edited and you're like man, they They really don't show it as we experience it. Uh, well, you know, I'm not gonna I'm not going to be too negative about it now because I mean in the meantime, of course I've talked to the people who are in charge and who are running the show. So

um, I think we actually came to a good understanding for the future, but um up until now That's why of course last year. I was not really Involved. I think there were a few things. Yeah, where I was not really happy with and especially You know faking rivalries between drivers that for me Is is uh, is it tough on because of course it did wonders in america, but also I think uh Sometimes they portray a few drivers Definitely to how they actually are and then of course the people are new to have one thing Oh, this guy is a bit of a dick or whatever, right? Which in real life is not

But uh, having said that like I just said before I think for the future we can do a good understanding of Um, yeah, how we can work together. So yeah, I'm sure in the in the next one. Uh, you will see a little bit more every Okay, so you the fake rivalries. I get that. Um, I'll just cross off the question. Why do you hate daniel ricardo? Um, we just won't get into that. Uh, no, we're we're we're big fans of daniel rick. We've had him on the show a bunch We've also had on your guys. I would you say he's your boss or coach christian horner? What is that officially? Is he your boss? It's my best friend and my mates. Well, and we uh, yeah that's what I was gonna ask because, um Does he ever look at you max and you're like

Dude chill out like you love me a little too much Not yet Yeah He's from south america, you know, so of course, I think that's quite a natural behavior for checkers So yeah, we do have to calm him down a few times. Yeah check those like wait, are you are you about to try to kiss max? What's going on here christian? I was not calming down, you know, because when there are a lot of cameras around and they're like get too close

Especially in my first my first date with redwood. He was having a choking So when we had him on he was telling us about his his pre-race routine as the principal And he said that he always has to find The perfect toilet to piss in before the before the races and he can always tell if he picks the correct porta potty And it's going to be a good day. I guess he's been doing pretty good selecting which toilets He's gonna he's going to choose this week. Is that something the team now carries a personal toilet. So for him, especially Yeah, it's like kim jong-un when he travels with his own toilet on the train Exactly

Is there a moment where like before the race he ever tells you guys he's like Yeah, it was I hit the right hole this morning. You guys are in good shape. I thought it was only one hole anyway in the toilet Yeah, that's true. Yeah, but he does he let you know like, hey, look, it doesn't matter if the car's fast I went to the right porta potty. We're good. You know, it's actually the first time I heard that from christian. So I'm gonna buy a first birthday a toilet the japanese toilet every other heating Like, you know having a hit the right trajectory. You have to make sure it hits right Exactly. Yeah, I love that. We did a bad job starting out here. We didn't ask easy question. Which one of you guys is faster?

Oh, uh, we well, we leave that up to you to decide Okay, check. I'll decide that one. I'll say check out. I'll say watch max get mad I never get mad So I'm I'm I'm literally the calmest person on this earth I actually read a story about that and it's crazy because obviously, you know, you guys are both very very competitive You're you're in a sport that is like crazy and adrenaline I read a story max that like before races you're Sometimes playing like fifa and just hanging out like is that true that you have that

Calmness to you before you're about to go 200 plus miles an hour around corners I mean not one hour before the race, but um, let's say If like the race like a night race or whatever and I only need to leave the hotel in the afternoon I would wake up of course a bit earlier and sometimes I squeeze in a few games here Okay Now in terms of the video game like do you guys use the video game to prep for courses at all? Or is that is there a simulator that you're able to use that's like better than that? Yeah, well, I mean we have a whole set of of course back at the factory in in Milton Keynes, uh, which

Is pretty incredible, you know where we set up the car ready before we actually get to the race record So so we do spend a lot of time on that Yeah, so I wouldn't I wouldn't call that a video game for me like the video game, especially like on my laptop Um, I just enjoy like talking to my friends and just having a bit of fun You know because it's just it's also a nice way of just relaxing, you know outside of of racing Basically, I was asking if I'm good at the video game. Do you think I could do your job? Yeah, you will be a world champion What about you check up before before each race do you find that you have to

Get yourself amped up. Do you like being excited going into it? Are you in a mode where you're trying to calm yourself down? No, I'm pretty chilled before the race, you know, sometimes I I try to sleep as much as possible, you know, because I got three kids at home I take a good opportunity to make sure I I put the hours, you know, I I like to sleep nine hours On a Saturday, you know, if we especially we have to get late to the circuit If it's like a night race or so Then it works out pretty well because you have plenty of time in the morning

What about pregame meals? Do you have anything in particular you like to eat before a race? No, depends. It really depends if we go to any time, you know, because normally the races are very early in the day So you just have breakfast and it's very hard to get any lunch But I'm always changing maybe some pasta plain pasta to make sure I don't have any bad stomach throughout the race Yeah, I would imagine has it ever happened where you got in your suit and you're like, uh-oh I gotta go to the bathroom. This stinks. Yeah, it has happened He has it's horrible. It's a horrible feeling imagine driving at 300 kilometers and having those feelings. They're not very nice. No, I would imagine I this might be a stupid question

But both you guys obviously, you know live on the edge. You're you're you're going fast all the time Do you guys ever get like frustrated when you're in an uber and they're going really slow? Like do you get do you get mad at slow people in general in life? Well, I don't I don't really Get upset or whatever when they are slow because at the end of the day they just drive to the speed limit most of the time Right. Um, it's just when they lose the way or like they're just taking an alternative route For for no reason, uh, then sometimes well, I'm actually pretty calm Then I wouldn't immediately say that I would be upset and talk to the driver like, hey, what are you doing?

But inside I would be like like what the hell is going on Right, right and just like when you're on the highway, like if you're going 70 miles an hour that's slow to you, right? Like that's just that's not fast Well, yeah, of course it is slow But I mean we of course also race a lot during the weekend So actually sometimes to just be driven around and just get from let's say a to b. It's it's not a bad thing Yeah, that's true. When did you guys first realize that you you really love going fast? Well, I think when my mom gave birth

You were early in his second trimester I I always like see when yeah the the other like seeing your guys Um, like old clips and kart racing and all that stuff when you were kids That seems like the most fun in the entire world because I remember as a kid whenever I got a chance to drive in like A go kart it was like the best day ever. So and you got to do that all the time, right? Well, yeah, I mean to be honest with you, I haven't driven a proper go kart in like five years now But I mean, I also started driving when I was four years old. So I did that for like 12 13 years Um, so I think sometimes it's not bad to have a little break from it

But it is let's say easy easy going It's where you learn all the basics of what you're doing right now and of course a lot less politics involved So that that is for sure. Very nice. Okay similar question for you check. Oh, uh, you love to golf I know that like, you know, we'll drive cars, but then when you get in a golf cart for some reason It's so much fun. You're like, this is sick. This is a golf card. Do you still have that feeling when you get in a golf cart? Yeah, I do I do okay, especially if they if they if the golf course is a bit bumpy or You know, it has a blind corners. It can get a good fun. Yeah, because that would suck. Yeah You know, the last time I went with some mates

We went into a place in in Puerto Vallarta in vidanta, which is really tough You know, you have some blind corners and sun and they had few drinks and I was chasing them But it is a corner, you know, so he just went really late into the corner and he rolled over the car He did a bit of a check house. Wow He actually rolled the car into my mates. Wow Geez By the way, I heard you have really good ball control when you play golf. Uh, did you? Yeah Yeah, how good are you?

I'm good What's good because to me if you break a hundred, you're good. How good are we talking? He's gonna turn pro after his phone career Yeah, what do you golf usually? 18 18 So 18 handicap. Yeah. Yeah, that's pretty good. I like that It's like asking how good are you like? Yeah, I'm good. I'm good. You don't see that 18 for me, uh, you know with the amount of time I spend playing golf It's good, you know, because I don't play that much and I'm not practicing enough. So yeah Once I retired, I want to get down to the below

Into the fives. I think so are you good? No, I broke 130. Yeah last week. So that was pretty big for me. Yeah I skipped three holes, but I shot 127. I really don't understand what you guys are talking about Because hitting hundred on a golf course, it's like it's good. It's bad, you know So max to put it in racing terms if you had a race and like let's say it was an hour and a half We would do the race in like four hours Right, okay. That's that's amazing. Yeah, that's pretty impressive. Yeah, it'd be like you guys Finish you're not crashing or hitting the wall. So that's good. Correct. Yeah, and we're also getting drunk during the race And then just forgetting how to

Because you're not going that much flat out. So actually you're very good for the environment as well Also, when when you say we finish the race, that's not exactly right because we skip a bunch of holes I usually stop around So um Something that we always can't grasp our you know minds around is like f1 You guys are teammates, but you're also competing against each other like American sport when you're on your team That's your team. Is it difficult at times to be like, hey, we're we're a team But we also are trying to win this race like you guys you really you seem like you have a great relationship

But how is that work day to day? It's just for the cameras Okay, yeah, you guys are gonna fist fight after this. I like that But is it difficult like is it is it hard day to day to just be like We know that we're we're going for the same goal. But at the end of the day, we also want to win Yeah, but I think it all has to do with respect, isn't it like if you respect each other You can uh, say to your teammate like you did a better job than me this weekend or whatever You know in a race and as long you can do that to each other and besides that don't take Things too personal and still have a good

understanding also not just purely about racing but just in life or as Like kind of teammates working together to make the team faster as well I think that's what we have at the moment. And I think that works really well But it's not always that easy, of course, because you can see when other teams is not always the same um, but it's very important to find that kind of uh Relationship together, you know to to always think about how can we make the car faster together because you have to work together Um, and then of course at the end of the day you both benefit from it Yeah, what's the most important part? Do you think like being on a team that fosters

That kind of teamwork like having people around you that encourage you to get along or is it mostly on the drivers? I think it's a bit of both. I mean you need to have the right people around you as well you know don't um stimulate the kind of like The internal fighting if you know what I mean And I think the team we are in at the moment like there are a lot of good people and yeah We all get on really well together and I think that is very important Yeah, who's one unsung hero of red bull racing a guy that doesn't get their name out that much

Um, you know, maybe somebody that kind of flies under the radar a little bit But it's very very important to you guys doing your job. Definitely not marketing We can definitely live without them. Yeah, they set you up with these two assholes every day Yeah, they're sitting they're sitting they're sitting behind us, you know, so we we do have to say this Yeah There are so many people involved That you always have to speak of Of a great team effort, you know, because there are only a limited amount of people who come to actually to the track

But there's so many people back at the factory who are working and contributing to to this Great results. We get you know that it's always Impossible, you know to to tank them enough. Yeah, so um this year. I should have said by the way from the start I'm actually a Ferrari fan. So, um, Yeah, yeah, well you guys I have some caps. Um, I just I basically picked them because Uh, I wanted a team that I could essentially be like, yeah, look at the history Even though they're not that good now. It's like, yeah, but we have all these rings. Uh, yeah, that kind of guy

Yeah, yeah Yeah, the other teams I root for in american sports don't have that. I can't be like it's basically I've I've said It's like Yankee fans. Yankee fans can be like 27 rings But how is it different this year against Ferrari versus like last year with Mercedes? Where it felt obviously the Mercedes rivalry was very heated at the end How is it different now like shifting it where Ferrari is your main competition? For this season. Uh, it's it's uh, Yeah, it's just completely different mentalities as well because of course

One side is that's an english german. The other one is is basically basically italian for most of it But I think in general for the sport first of all, it's great to see Ferrari back up there And I think it's good That you see different kind of teams like coming around and and actually start fighting again for wins and and potentially A championship But also I think between the two teams like yeah, we get on really well Of course, naturally you want to beat each other and and you will always do everything you can to make sure that happens But like I said, it's the same actually with as what we have as drivers as long as we respect each other

I think that that's the most important. Yeah Um as far as the f1 race in miami went that seemed like it was an incredible spectacle down there Like all the celebrities and and everybody that showed up especially before the race Who is the most famous person you guys met in miami? I definitely it's gonna be I actually took him to the track, you know, I drove with him with bad bunny You know him. Yeah bad bunny. Yeah. That's cool Yes, I mean He's pretty famous in in america. Yeah, was it is he a big f1 guy?

He's a very bad bunny. Yeah, he's a bad bunny Is he a big fan of the sport? He likes the sport Uh, I think he recently started with it. So we actually have his picture on on our car from his album No, not from him. Nice. I saw you had a space in the cockpit I Saw it on my seat. I think tom brady was down there, right tom brady was down at the race. What what other sport? Yeah, what other sport? Yeah, what other sport has athletes that you think would translate the best to becoming f1 drivers

Like do you think soccer players as a whole will be good f1 drivers american football golfers? I think the soccer players are are good Uh In in anything, you know, they're very good because they can be like If they play golf, they're really good at it or the golfers. They can be also very good Fighters, you know the boxers. Yeah I mean if if let's say we do it the other way around if the if you would put me in a on a pitch like I would get to a certain level, but I would never be

Let's say f1 wordy level in terms of In their sport, right? So football. Yeah, whatever soccer football Name it basketball. I'm not probably not even tall enough for that. Anyway, so In general, like you get I guess to a okay-ish level if you work hard for a few years, but You need to grow up with it. It needs to be a passion as well, right to to become really good But what if we took you guys and we put you in nascar in the u.s Like nascar has always been a very popular. That's been our motorsport that we've had If you guys became nascar drivers, how long until you became dominant p1 p2?

I think we certainly will enjoy it more because we can eat Yeah, Daniel won. Yeah, you know our mexican won nascar for the first time. So that was pretty big. Yeah Well, I do raise a bit of let's say nascar on my simulator at home and it's a completely different discipline So for us to get good at it Um It will also take quite a bit of time, you know It's it's not easy and it's the other way around as well for them, you know to get good in the nascar whatever It also takes time. You need to really grow up with it. Yeah

Um, all right, so I had what this been awesome and we appreciate you guys coming on. I had one last question It's the roback question use code take for 20 off your first purchase We're going to send you guys some q zips and hoodies for coming on the show RHOback.com use code take for 20 off your first purchase. So my last question is in American football, which we are that's that's our favorite sport There's a feeling you have when a pass will be incomplete and you're hoping for a flag right after We've noticed or at least I've noticed watching f1 There's always like complaints that every team has after a race. Do you guys finish a race and you're like

Maybe we can complain our way to a victory Because it feels like that that's happened a few times. Is it not not you personally but the team principal? Well, it depends, you know, sometimes it can be quite obvious. So then there is a chance of potentially getting a win or whatever but yeah, um It can happen it has happened, but uh, I think that's part of every sport like, you know, um Now also let's say in soccer you got this like vr, right? So it's sometimes you get a penalty or not, uh, you know, yeah These things happen

Yeah, quite a lot of sports now my dumb brain would be like I would if I were you guys I would like already be home eating dinner being like maybe maybe maybe it's changed. Maybe I won Yeah, keep refreshing twitter. Oh, well, I mean, I've you know, I've been on the podium and then, you know, I was offered again Or yeah, you know, so I I know that feeling. Yeah Yeah, um, we had one other question coming from one of our guys here. That's actually a big f1 fan He told us that they just made a rule change about porpoising and I have no idea what porpoising is But can you tell us his porpo? Do you do you like to porpoise or are you upset that they made this rule change about porpoise?

We love it. It's so nice. No, so I mean, yeah, you have been watching this year. Yeah. Yes Yeah, and you see the cars always. Oh, not every car, but quite a few cars on the straight They're going especially that beautiful gray car. Uh Yeah Yeah, yeah, um, basically with these new regulations, um, because we are generating the dunk was also from from more from the floor Um, it's basically what what happens is that the car of course because of downfall sucks to the floor But then because of a certain stall or whatever what happens under the floor It goes up and down like it keeps sucking but then of course it stalls it goes up

Then it tries to suck down again And some cars or some teams have that more under control than others And when that happens at 300 it's really not like it's really well can be painful for some if it's really aggressive and of course Especially one team has been moaning about it a lot. So that's why I think now they will try to investigate or try to understand How we can limit these kind of things um, so yeah, this weekend will be the first try to see Uh, how we can limit it for the drivers in terms of comfort

Uh, it will be quite interesting to see if it actually Changes up a bit. Uh, the performance between cars. You you don't know yet Sounds like all right. So yeah, we don't we're not going to name the team But it sounds like they've been complaining a lot. Well, it's a silver car. So yeah, like a german guy with a british driver Kind of hypothetical Well, we appreciate you guys so much and uh, good luck this weekend and uh, hopefully we get to talk to you again This has been a lot of fun. Yeah, thank you guys Thank you

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Mount rushmore season Wow, that was a great clap. Yeah, i'm on. I'm ready. Okay, wait. You've been on part of my tape before you have you did the roast of chris Yes, that was incredible. Yeah, that's the voice of kate Uh, the very very funny kate our favorite marine kate, which that's just a fact. It's true. You are our favorite marine Yeah, there's no other marine at barstool. So not that I know anybody else matters anyway Um, so kate is here to do the mount rushmore of america. You say i'm excited. You say yes Oh, wait real quick before we start. Oh, you brought gifts. No, it gets so hot in here Let me take out my baseball and my concealed carry permit

I'm sharing some things It's a little toasty Wait a minute. These say pardon my take billy football. I must put his on It's my mistake Hold on. We're not saying his name on the show though. Oh, here we go big gulp. Oh, fuck. Yeah. Is that mountain dew doing it? Oh, you know it. Oh got you guys a little something. Okay. Oh, hold on the lights in here is so bright Okay, us marine uh veteran hat, which is pretty sick I just got you each a little where's that? Oh apple pie. It's apple pie. It's apple pie

I'm actually gonna play. I hope this doesn't skew the results of what people pick. I just A couple little things I brought in before we start. What's this? Where's this from? Uh, I don't know. Some people would say I had to cut the lid off because it was from a french place And it's actually a pear tart, but Interesting. Well, isn't a pear just a french apple? It truly is. Uh, yes. Yeah. Okay. All right. So ready That was a good intro. We're gonna do Mount Rushmore of america because july 4th is coming up. Um What does america mean to you kate? Boy, what does what doesn't it mean to me? Uh

Immediately my first thoughts were of tobacco. Yeah crush in tobacco fire like holding being drunk holding fireworks in your hand Really getting to the edge of it all. Yeah Yeah, danger being drunk with a firework in your hand while the sun is beating down on you in a tank top That's america hot dogs in the morning firing a gun into a lake. I also. Yeah, that's big I also feel like fourth of july is a big time like Uh, let's cook like 40 hot dogs and 30 hamburgers for like four people Did you know over a fun little fact for you over the fourth of july just on the fourth of july alone

Americans eat enough hot dogs to stretch from Washington dc to la five times. They went back. Is that true? Yeah. Well, I Know that is definitely on line. So that's really totally whispered. It's yeah. Yeah, as you walk by. Yeah, that's I mean, I'm impressed by us But yeah, I always end up on on fourth of july where it's like, whoops Maybe I shouldn't have cooked 700 hot dogs. Yeah I went to a fourth of july marine wedding in one of my marine buddies It was in their backyard in the polka nose and everybody's cars got stuck in the mud on the driveway there And then everybody's playing cornhole with their pistols just like in their back cargo pockets and stuff

And then you know, this the fireworks with the hands and they're like letting little kids do it and I was like, this is what it's about Yes, this is what it's all about. I am kind of glad though that I think that this is the year that tobacco does make a comeback I hope so because we were saying yesterday like jule is done. Yeah jule is over party Yeah, it's time to bring back actual cigarettes in america. I couldn't agree more Okay, so it's gonna be great fourth of july. It is like one of the best holidays just because the holidays that are There's no religion attached is just like get drunk and eat a shitload. Thanksgiving and fourth of july are that right? No, and plus the weather this is the weather. I feel like for a lot of people. This is really when the beach Season starts especially in the northeast. It's still a little too chilly in june, but it like really kicks off the true heart of summer

Yes, yeah, agreed. Now. Are you are you one of those people that reminds everyone like hey Right as everyone's reaching like their peak drunkenness just so you guys know Everyone that signed a declaration of independence got killed so show some respect for them today That's true. And I like to remind everyone that it is about veterans at the end of the day As is every holiday every holiday. Yeah, we do it. It's all circles back. Veterans day memorial day labor day Still not Halloween. Harder day. Harder day. Yeah, for sure Martin Luther King Day Christmas Easter

Everything everything everything's about the veterans. Just remember that shit Every football game that's played every baseball game. Yeah, the NFL draft actually Is that's a whole day that celebrates veterans? I would agree. I think we should have more. Yeah, you think it's not enough No, it's never enough. Thanks. You enough. I haven't heard you guys dedicate your show to us lately. Uh today's episode or 500th episode actually Dedicate him to the troops. So thank you to the troops. Oh, you're welcome guys Huge huge huge. All right. Do you want to go first? You can decide the order actually Kate. I got a question real quick. If somebody like Says thank you for your service. Have you ever been like you're welcome?

I I sometimes oh sure that no, I think it kills me inside a lot. It's very nice when people say it But just like right now I'm getting awkward. That's what I do. I'm like, oh, yeah Because it's something like you're welcome. Yeah, that's great for you. Yeah, I was thinking about you in particular I would just go up and be like I would just say like, oh, no, thanks. That's sir You know, it's a crazy response. Kyle carpenter the Medal of Honor recipient who's been here He did the pizza mre pizza review at Dave He jumped on our grenade that was thrown on the roof to save his buddies and he survived But he was I don't know if you remember him. He came through here

Um his mom and little brothers were waiting outside and they got all the call her daddy merge They were like cracking up. Uh, but this is back in the Gluckluck days Anyways, um his response when people say thank you for your service. He looks them right in the eyes And he's got like a glass. He's like you were you're worth it If I said that to people if I said that to people people would be like Kate's drinking dumb bitch juice Doesn't come the same coming from me But when he says it you like get a tear in your eye you're like, oh my god I um, I would have given my my seat up to a veteran on my trip back from Austin

I was sitting in like the last row the very last row of the plane and said no one wanted that so I wasn't able to But for the record, I was going to give it up in case they had asked me for it. So. Oh, yeah Yeah, that's the thought that counts. Yeah, you're welcome. You're worth it. I wouldn't either Yeah, no, no, do you go do you go do you board planes fat first? No And I the veteran parking spaces like I couldn't I would rather park in the back of the lot You know board planes first. That's the only reason to go in the army It true it is and I thought it's so it's when your active duty, but afterwards they don't care about you Oh, really? I thought it was anyone. I've heard him say veterans soon

No, I'm you know what you're doing you're mixing up because at like baseball games They'll say If there are any active duty or veterans in the crowd, please stand up so we can clap for you But I think on planes is active duty. I think they do do retired as well. You should just do it I'm gonna start doing it. Yeah, who's gonna stop me. What are they gonna say? I got dog tags. Yeah, what are they like? Oh, no, oh you think because I'm a woman. I didn't serve Yeah, I would actually be right now Yeah, if somebody were to like question your service right as you're getting on then you could play the sex card on a real

Phone out immediately. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. What do you say? Oh, yeah. Um, all right. Do you want to go first? Sure. Oh, you got cards. All right. So which direction do you want to go after you? You okay, it's me and pft combined and then it's these guys combined. Okay, so there's three teams. Okay, okay platoons platoons This is just and it's all incumbents american things, right? Just america america. It's just open on and it is possible. Okay Uh Sucking on chili dog outside the tasty freeze. Yeah. Okay. There we go. What a weird opening line that is Sucking on a chili dog

You just suck on chili dog remember that? Yeah, not plural. Yeah All sharing one sucking on the chili dogs. All right. So Our first pick was a little different. It was um, it was just football Oh It was our one one football is is the quintessential america. That's and it is an american Yeah, it's just holy american sport. It is. It is. We call it american football. Yeah, well, not us It's just football. Yeah, but if you can think of like one, what's the most american thing? Out there. It's sunday football. I would say smoking a cigarette in the stadium

While you're watching football. No, we can't do that anymore. Thanks to obama. I like these very hyper specific mount rush Yeah, and your dad is hammered sitting next to you and he's talking about Don't let him agnab. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah still All right football. Good answer. Yeah. All right. Go ahead. Hey team hank What what you I just want to quit mount rush more hank has made it miserable every time we look at him He just gives us those biggest scouts. It's his glances. Yeah, it's not even the words that he says You don't think you get a glance there. You know, there's a big-time glance you like tilted your head

It was like it was a chore to be here. That was a huge grace. Are you serious? You don't think you glanced No, you got you got lost where we were going if you're glad. Yeah, no, I saw that look you were like It's not my pick you idiot. Your glance could talk you would say buh buh buh buh. Yeah No big head at the nail on the head. Yeah, he thought it wasn't his pick. All right, and I didn't I wasn't ready two picks We're gonna go with The second amendment Okay, how many guns do you own?

You just it doesn't matter. You just respect the right to do it. Yeah, it's america Yeah, I think you like the idea that you could go out and buy a gun right you don't have to own one But you just know that you can't necessarily like the idea, but it just it is what it is. Yeah, it is Those arms I'd say zero Would you believe this guy says he's gonna get a six pack Oh I don't I do not believe that. Can you see some cool? Yes. So speaking of guns Look what we got. This is like this is a very american thing right here. Please let it be a gun

Please don't be a gun. I want a gun. It's a gun. Oh, yeah, but watch It's actually a knife. It's a knife gun. Yeah How fucking cool is that if I get robbed in new york city? I hope it's with that. Yeah The reverse would be cooler though. Oh, yeah. Yeah a knife that would be a knife that you That looks like a knife is really worthless. It's just actually gets you in the worst amount of like pain Yeah, it's an illegal thing that looks like a more illegal thing right and if someone sees the Thing they think it's supposed to be they'll shoot you. Yes. This is exactly what you should never bring to any sort of a fight Correct a knife gun. It's awesome though and also check this out. This is cool, too

This is the actual gun. Yeah, this is uh, there's a bullet that comes with it And you want to guess what the bullet is a lighter a lighter. Yeah, I hope it's a lighter. No, it's also a knife Oh, oh my god. It's a cute little baby knife. Oh my god. Isn't it a dorbs? Who sent this to you? I want to give that to my son It's perfect size That's awesome Fourth of july. Here's your bullet knife. Wow. Yeah, we got to start selling those in the store. Yeah Okay, hank team hank

Uh, we're gonna go with John Sina announcing osama bin long Yep, god damn it. That's a great fucking pick. Yeah, baba. He's been Captured and compromised to the fullest fullest extent. Actually, we shouldn't joke around about that the man's dad. Yeah, right heaven would you Osama wet jumper um That sounds like you might be kind of into the team thing now

That's a great pick from baba. Would you have thought of that? It was a great pick Exactly. You don't know what i'm capable of though I think we do. I think we know exactly. I think we're we know more than anyone else every year. We actually keep honest stats You guys don't try and muddy the waters. All right, uh, my next one our next one Hank Oh, I had that last one too. So i'll do that one after that one. You're the last one you sent to me Yeah, I had that as well. Okay. So yeah, that will be our third third pick I'm gonna go with the the second one on my list. Do you agree with that? Yes? Yes. Okay light beer

Yes, light beer america was like, you know what beer is good I wish there was slightly less taste that you could drink 10 times as many of them except for course light Great slight beer of all time. Yeah, so but it is especially course light. Um, not in stern blue But light beer is the only like I don't know any other country that specializes in making light beer There's really none every every other country's like we like more flavor Us were like, no, we just want to get drunker. Right, right. We would like to get fucked up right. I want to drink I want to drink 20 of them. Yeah. Yeah, I remember my younger days Of when we would do like kegs and eggs and wake up or whatever like miller light and stuff like that

It was like it's basically It's hydration. You're like you're you're doing something good for yourself It's also funny to just think about like Like from a far like a case of beer like a 30 rack a beer is just a lot of beer But it's not enough too It's just a lot of anything to drink right, but it's like that's what like i'm like the fact that we buy beer in 30 packs and don't even flinch is very funny. Oh, yeah, like we need 30 of these my I had an x that like what drew me to him is that in on like a casual saturday

He could crush a 30 pack and I was like, that's a man. Yeah, that's a man. That's america. That's I guess If you're good at drinking beer, that's that's an asset right there. Yeah, that's a man You want to get your liver disease? See, I think so He was sitting out in the smoke bit was in the military and he'd be smoking cigarettes And you'd just be sitting there with the whole case just right next to him not even in a cooler and I was like Yes, please. Yes Beer breath. Yes Delicious, you know you could you could never do that with any other liquid besides beer

Can you imagine just sitting down like what are you going to do on sunday? Oh, I'm going to drink 30 sprites. Yeah Well frank Yeah, I think frank could could put down a 12 pack of sprites. He probably could yeah I actually knew a guy that used to he used to carry around a 12 pack of diet coke And he would drink a full 12 pack every single day boss that guy mike francessa, you know He was like five six and three hundred ten pounds. Yeah, but it was diet. Yeah, it was diet. Yeah, he was healthy We're going to get back to mount rushmore season with kate But before we do I want to remind you guys that the barstool sports store has everything you need this summer

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Get some pmt merch get some barstool sports store merch. Uh, you have two picks, kate Oh, okay. Um, I'm very excited. This is more of like a scene Cold beer on a Friday night in your jeans that fit just right and the radios on yeah You know chicken fried. Yeah. Yeah, it's just something about it. I'm more of uh, uh Fuck I don't even know the lyrics to the apathy song that everyone do their tiktoks with apathy's on a late day night But that's a good pick. That's a very good pick something about it. Yeah. Yeah That song actually respects the troops. Yeah halfway through that song They break down into like a little snare march and they ask everyone in the crowd to sing along

Back in the day when I was drunk at the bars, that would give me the chills. Yeah, I'd be like everybody better shut the fuck up right now Yes, let this part play. Yes, and then yeah Give his salute to me. Yeah. All right. Great one. Great pick. You got another one. Oof You know, I don't think anyone's gonna take your picks. There's something about There's something about the lakes of minnesota The hills of tennessee Across the plains of texas from sea to shining sea Oh from detroit down to houston from new york to la

The flag still stands for freedom and you can't take that away Do do do do and I'm proud to be an american Where at least I know I'm free and I won't forget the men and the women To me and I'd love to stand up next to you and thin her still today Because there ain't no doubt. I love this land. Love this land. God bless the usa Hey, can you fit all that on that? Wow. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, we'll make tiny fun. Okay. Yeah, I mean It's gonna have a real hard time with this one, but it's gonna be very funny to see So I once had to fold, you know, a giant flag at a pro tennis match as lee greenwood sang

Uh, while and he's saying it was a saxophonist. Oh Uh and lee greenwood and we all had to keep straight faces and that was very hard I mean, is there a guy that's made more like squeezed out of one more out of one song than lee greenwood By the way a callback to a former mount rushmore Uh with joey and pat straight things that are sneaky gay. I think saxophone playing saxophone is a straight thing that's sneaky more straight Oh, yeah, it's bill clinton. Yeah. Yeah bill clinton saxophone is just like we're about to have sex No, it's like that dude can eat box. Yeah, right. Oh if you can tickle a reed Dude, we'll put we'll put a cigar anywhere. Yes, absolutely. Yeah, yeah, literally

We're game. Um, okay. Our next pick is uh, One that I think everyone will appreciate also a sponsor of ours Uh, Hooters Hooters is as american as it gets go eat and look at some big old tits Delightfully tacky that unrefined. Yes. Yes. There is america a good business plan No matter what the the like event is or what type of like business that you're looking at stars just like add boobs to it If you just do anything that already exists plus boobs. Yes, there'll be an omen of guys that will be like, yep. Let's go

I'm down. Yes, like hot sauce. We've got billy michael's hot sauce right here If there was uh, just boobs on the hot sauce. I would buy that. Yes And it's also like you walk in what other restaurant can you walk into with the pre written joke of being like I'll have I'll have some breasts. I'll some chicken breasts Hold the chicken and it works every time every time. They I'm sure they love that. I'm a thai man myself. Yeah We I I keep like circling back to military stuff But there was this I'm being weird

There was this a haircutting place off camp Pendleton where that's what they did because you have to get a haircut every week If you're a guy So there was a ton of little haircut place and this place was their thing was all the hairdressers Had huge tits and so like the guys would go and they'd be like, oh, it's just the best I want to sit in there and their tits are rubbing against you while you're getting your haircut And like the place absolutely That's how you could get guys to go to the doctor more often Yeah, this is a dentist office, but everyone's got a giant rack in there Hooters combined with the dentist office

Your arm would get brushed your arm would get brushed at least once. Yeah, it's thrilling. It's okay that my gums are bleeding Yeah, you have big tits pick away Yeah, okay, it's fine. All right last two picks for team Hank We're gonna go with the Nathan's hot dog eating contest. Yeah, great one. Yeah, I also love Peter King getting upset about it That actually makes it more American that Peter King protests It's like, all right, we're doing something right Peter King And then for our final pick we will go with refusing to use the metric system. Yeah, good choice

That's a strong one Wow Yeah, that's good. That is a great one. Just the rest of the world uses it. It makes Such perfect sense. It's based on tens. Everything is tens or hundreds and we're like, uh-uh We're doing 12 inches. Yeah, and like then you go somewhere and it's like it's 30 30 degrees. I go. It's cold Right. No, it's actually 100. Yeah, the other one where Celsius zero is freezing, right? Why did we do that? I couldn't tell you Zero is freezing and a hundred is boiling. Yeah, it makes perfect sense perfect sense

And we're just like, nope. Let's go 32 is freezing. Yeah Well for us, it's like zero just means it's really fucking cold. Yeah, right and 100 means it's really fucking hot out I like that. I do like that though. I do like that. Yeah Kilometers get out of here. No no no chance. Give me miles. Yeah It's so true. Oh stupid. Yeah, that's great. I love that Are we the only ones who don't know there's another country that does it too? I forget what it is It's like awesome. Maybe Australia. No, Liberia. Yeah somewhere. Yeah, who all right. I'm gonna google it Pft. Let's do our last look. No, I was like, yeah, maybe Liberia

Hank might be right that don't use metric All right, so for our last one You know what we're gonna go with Mount Rushmore. Liberia. Liberia's Hank. Wow Uh, Myanmar, Liberia and the u.s. Where did Hank pull that one out of? Yeah, what the fuck Hank? You're on fire I was just the look that I gave you the glance that I gave you was because I couldn't believe that Hank My brain was scrambled. Is Hank correct about geography? Liberia Burma, which is aka Myanmar and the United States and those places aren't They're doing well. No, they're doing great. You're like, we'll follow these guys. You ever been to Liberia off the face of the earth

It's beautiful. That's where they had that dude general butt naked that would lose like a general in the army That used to just not wear clothes and you go around eating people kind of like that great place. Yeah power move Uh, yeah, probably just went crazy because he was like this system makes no sense Uh, mount rushmore is their last one. Yep, just mount rushmore not rushmore So we'll take all the presidents george washington Thomas jefferson ben franklin alexander hamilton the greatest presidents that we've had no javk Into rock javk is on there part of his heads on there. Yeah jimmy carter But jimmy carter jimmy carter is he actually brings everyone together in this country because I think everyone agrees like jimmy carter great guy

Probably shouldn't have been president. He should run again. Is he still alive? Yeah, he's alive. Yeah, that's gonna be sad when he dies Yeah, we'll be sad. Yeah, he's getting smaller and smaller. He's just gonna shrink until like he's bite size until that's it Yeah, I'll be so adorable Imagine if he ran for president and just the vp candidate just put him in his pocket brought him around Baby jimmy. Yeah. Yeah. Can I read off just my last one? Yeah. Well, yeah, you know that we'll do honorable mentions So pick it. Okay, and then we'll do honorable mentions. Okay Do you want me to say it now? Yeah, do your pick. I was gonna read them off like a medicine ad

Um, wait, no, you zero block 30 podcast. Oh, that's your last pick. That's yes. Okay. Oh, wait. Wait. No. Do your last pick You're great, but not that great. Um A pontoon boat pulling a tube on a string. Yeah I thought about because I think we're the only country that tubes really down rivers behind boats Pontoon boats too are very american. It's like can how can we be in a living room well on a lake? Yes, there's a carpet on it Yeah, right. So yes, perfect. Absolutely. Yes. We had pontoon boats as well I feel like lakes are very uniquely american as far as I know anywhere else. We're the only country that really does lakes But I think but you're right though that we

Like I feel like we're the only ones that leisure correctly on them Yeah, like you go to italy people are being fancy on the lake, but people aren't no they're in like wooden boats Look beautiful and we're in pontoon boats, right? Are there like in a in a hill next to the lake drinking wine while looking at the water? Right, they're not doing it right hands deep in the water. We're making sure all of our gasoline goes into the water. Yes 100% I love that smell. Yes. I do Diesel in the water That's the best too when someone when someone puts like a shitload of engines on a pontoon boat

It's like we want to be in a living room that also goes super fast on a lake Oh, I love those videos where the pontoon There's like a family of like 20 on it and it hits a little bit of a wave and the whole thing just goes down Yes, okay, uh honorable mentions Let's do it honorable mentions. We also had um traffic. I like that. Mm-hmm Uh hulk hogan. Yes, he's american as american gets. Yes. What was that hank? Was that look he's been canceled Yeah, but guess what he's back from being canceled. Yeah American yeah, he was like he was pretty racist, but then he came back from it and now he's no longer canceled

Yeah, that's so but still racist still Right, but he came back right, but he apologized publicly for his racism, but still holds it deep in his heart. Yeah, that's America deadspin. Yeah, yeah, he fucked his best friend's wife. Yeah, that's american american. Yeah arrogance Just arrogance is american Is it ameri- is it arrogance if you just know that you're the best? That's true There's a statement of fact. Yeah, it's actually being humble because we don't say how good we are all the time when we could Yeah, winning

Winning is american definitely americans are winners I feel like we'd have that happy attitude right to the end. Yeah, we about like it, which is great Yeah, how many super bowls has the rest of the world won zero zero. Yeah, we've won a great cup Yeah, don't forget that canada. We've got the Stanley cup too. Yep. Um rocky four Yes, rocky four is so american Just going and fucking just ending the cold war ending russia. That's as american as it gets I like the idea of like each nation's best fighter Competing in a boxing match and whoever wins that fight wins the war. Yeah, it's a good idea

The olympics should be decided by wars. Yeah, the olympics should decide wars. Yep That would be so much more exciting and less deadly something to say. Yes Uh, I had we had It's going to a dark place. Sorry Yeah Trucks Yeah, truck knots. We're really the only country that that does trucks correctly too. No kc lights. Yeah, big kc lights Every other country has little tiny little cars

Like the the coolest thing you can do with a truck in america is make it so it pollutes more And puts out heavier black smoke. Yeah and roll coal on people hummers grave digger Yeah, we're the only place that has a show where we just run them over dirt hills. Yeah Monster trucks fucking kick ass. I can't wait to take my son. Like I can't wait to Absolutely, uh, we had ludicrous ludicrous is very american. Yes hose and every area code, um Fireworks. Yep guitars guitars. No guitars guitars are pretty much are very american pizza as well. Yeah pizza pizza Uh, we have a taco obesity on our list

Okay, that's a good one. That's very american. Yep. Yep. All right. What do you have as your honorable mentions kate? I had like three xl shirts big and tall stores tornadoes cargo shorts and jorts I never thought about tornadoes. They have tornadoes anywhere else. You don't hear about it Mostly, I think in tornado alley. Yeah, I know that they don't we're so fucking cool We're the only ones who have tornadoes right our wind is the only wind strong enough Yeah, such a thing. Do you think like the movie twister did well overseas or were they like what the fuck is this? Where go to america their hurricanes are so tiny over there

It's a tornado the super soakers of the backpack jugs. Oh where you can really fuck people up assembly lines People forget that was also us. Yep Uh, american gladiators specifically gemini nitro malbu. Mm not blaze mostly gemini number one Hands down they that's a show that I think they might have brought it back But that show would work at any time anytime they brought it back But they did it all wrong They brought it back and used like all these like cameras that were handheld and like really super close The beauty of american gladiators was it was filmed like an actual sport. Yeah

We like long-distance stationary cameras and meanwhile you just had some jacked up dude on steroids firing a machine gun Tennis balls going like 110 miles per hour at people. Yep. I wish american ninja warrior I wish they would do that like have to go through weapons to go to the end And finally I think no that's it for me. Oh zero block 30 podcast a new episodes out Like a subscriber on youtube every tuesday and friday episodes come out. Love it. It's a delight. Yeah. Yeah Anything else from anyone else? I mean, this is america, baby. Yeah, great mount rushmore. I feel jacked up for the fourth Yeah, I'm trying to look. What else do we have putting a boot up your ass? It's the american way and

Toby keys. Toby keys. So american oklahoma is very american. Oh the sky the oklahoma sunset People forget it's the darkest sky in the world. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. They call it big sky country in oklahoma. They certainly do Certainly do. Oh, we had apple pie on there. Obviously the bald eagle. Yep bald eagle. That's america I like people talking about you go to alaska and you go to a dunk and donuts And then you're driving around the back to the drive through and there's a dumpster And there's just like 50 eagles eating the trash out of it. You're like, oh, yeah They're like raccoons up there. That's very american. They're like super pesty up there. Yeah, it's almost to a point I was always told growing up that there were like five bald eagles in america and we have to protect them

Yeah, and now there's like too many bald eagles Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm They're back though. They're so bad. They're so bad. Yeah, um, okay. That was a great mount rushmore. Thank you, kate Thanks for having me. Happy fourth of july everybody before july everyone get ready Great long weekend and uh, kate. We might have to call on you again for another mount rushmore because you please do This is a delight. Yes. Enjoy your french pear tarts. Thank you. Yeah, I spit mine out Because I'm american. Yeah, not saying the word france. Yeah, that's freedom fries. Freedom kissing. That's right All right. Thanks, kate. Okay. Thanks to kate. Uh, great mount rushmore

Uh, by the way, friday, we have a mount rushmore with the boy will Compton and just a reminder next week We're off on monday. That is july fourth But we will we could have taken the whole week off but we're not going to do that because we love you guys Uh, and we're gonna do a wednesday show and a friday show friday being tim wood's new New campaign in dungeon and dragon. So it's going to be You want to say it? It's gonna be brave. It's gonna be brazy. It's gonna be hella brazy brazy. Okay. Let's do numbers and get out of here also Oh

Someone tweeted me something very interesting that I thought might be a fun thing to do Um, hey, have you ever gotten the number correct? Nope Jake, how many numbers do we have left that haven't been picked? Six be original. What if all what if hank doesn't get it? If all the numbers are picked before hank gets one right hanks, you have to get a cat And what about you guys? No, see i'm not i'm down. I mean, it's gonna take a long time for them all to be picked We've all gotten the numbers. So what do you mean?

And what if I get it right beforehand? You have to get it. You're good. No, you're good. See i'm down Like i've always said i'm down to do a cow bet there has to be Jake you're your nerd your stats guy. It's gonna be what for one reason is there for me to risk getting a cat if there's no reward For there's a reward is for the listeners I feel like there's a higher chance of you losing that duke zion bet for the cat than this one because there's only there's six left It's six left. You just have to get one right before all six get picked you have to be so they have the exact same odds of being picked No, why what do you mean? That's I Like I will say this every single time you guys bring up cat that's give me something on the other side and i'll throw it out

Do you want to get a cat? If hank doesn't do it just take your name off as least I could fine. Well, it might not The bet still might be going it still probably will be going no because now i'm in a fucking I just realized I wed myself to my enemy because hank could just stop paying rent and then they'll come after me That's true. Is that over me now hank if you don't you know, you're no longer welcome at my brazy beach house Also, damn If you don't if you don't do this bet do the cat bet we have 89 out right now. All right last one

26 has 26 been picked. No, so we just all take those not picked numbers. Yeah, why not 26? 27 27 fine. I'll do it. I'm just gonna pick one of the numbers every time What yeah, you could do that. Yeah, sure. You aren't so you're deal Until you get to the last one. No, but like that's the thing. I'm not doing this for no reason I need I need I need to win something. I will think about it. I'm gonna risk a cat like it's just like it's It's a very dumb thing to do like I realized when I almost had to get a cat And I didn't get anything for not getting a cat that it was a really dumb thing to do

What if you get a dog I don't have time for an animal. I mean come on So it's 6 26 27 29 51 78. All right 26 62 55 All right, I'll go 27 What was your number Hank 62 Oh 94 So like low-key

So, uh, the oldest evidence of domesticated cats dates back 9500 years. So that's Like pretty trippy. You could be you basically have like a fossil in your home. I love you guys So Oh Oh Oh Oh You