Pardon My Take - Mick Foley (Mankind), Muggsy Bogues, The Lakers Are Back And Brooks vs Bryson

Episode Date: May 26, 2021

We stayed up for the basketall games. The Lakers are back and the Clippers are dead (2:55 - 19:17). No one can stop the Nets and we recap a little Hockey playoffs (19:17 - 24:43) . Brooks vs Bryson is the best and Bryson is still a tool (24:43 - 30:01). Hat roast for New Eras new MLB Hats (30:01 - 35:04). Hot Seat Cool Throne and we're finding Joseph Kony (35:04 - 66:11). Muggsy Bogues joins the show to talk about being a short king, the 90's Hornets, and having the coolest name of all time (66:11 - 91:32). Mick Foley aka Mankind joins the show to talk about his career, Vince McMahon and some awesome stories from the late 90's (91:32 - 105:47). We finish up with guys on Chicks.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

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We stayed up because we love you all and also we're gonna record early on Thursday. So we felt like we owed it to everyone. It honestly feels good to be up this late. I agree. Watch the sports. And we got rewarded with some good basketball games. So we're gonna break down the games that happened tonight. We'll talk a little hockey playoffs.

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They're up by eight points with one minute left. Oh, whoa, wait, PFT, how did you know that? Are we up right now watching the game at 12.30 in the morning in the studio? Actually, no, we're not big cat. We're up awake watching the game at 12.32 in the morning in the studio. And the suns were back for a little bit.

The simple things in life for me is just bragging about being up late. That's really no when you were on a school night. Yes, you're right though. The suns, this, I think that it was the perfect gang and yang on Sunday's show when we had, you know, you were optimistic about the sun's chances against the Lakers.

I was. I was more the realist in the conversation about the fact that I've seen this from LeBron so many times over, he loses game one, and then he figures it out, and they win game two, and it's weird to say, but in a series, that a seven game series and the suns are up one nothing, I said it during this game in the fourth quarter,

it felt like a must win for the suns. Well, I'm gonna do a little who's man is this, because I think it's actually Anthony Davis's win tonight. I'm not giving this win to LeBron. Anthony Davis, if he doesn't make all those three quarters, it's a much different game. You can't beat the Lakers if Anthony Davis is wet from three. He also made a lot of free throws,

which we'll shout out our suns fans, listeners. It was a little bit of a ref show, I'll just say it. Well, they set the tone. Yes, it felt like the Lakers were destined to win this game, take that however you want. Right at the start, in the very first minute, Anthony Davis, who do you kick in the nuts at? Jay Crowder, right?

Jay Crowder, Karate. Kick Jay Crowder in the nuts, and that probably went on to affect Jay Crowder's dismal three point performance tonight. Shout out Jay Crowder though, because he tries so hard on defense, and I will always respect a guy who's like, hey, listen, I'm working my ass off on defense.

I'm hustling for rebounds. I'm gonna get to take a few shots here, even though I can't shoot tonight. Yeah, and he also is a guy that doesn't lose confidence. Right. He's like, next one's going in. Exactly, next one is definitely going in. So it was a good game though.

It was a fun, spirited game campaign who I never stopped believing in, was a perfect compliment to Devin Booker, but yes, it does feel like the Sun's needed to win this game, and it feels like history is repeating itself over and over and over, where LeBron, you know, the feel-out game of game one,

and I mean, I guess he just knows, like he's done it so many times. You don't need to win game one. I think there are certain opponents, like if it's in the NBA finals, he'll probably try to go out there game one and wreck shit, right? Right. But if it's in the first or second round,

he's like, I'm gonna let them get a little confidence, maybe run their way out of the series tonight, let them try too hard in game one. I tell you, you wanna see what the best they have, so you know what's gonna come to best. I tortured myself a little bit and tried to go back through history, because I was like, I think that LeBron

beat the Bulls every single game, or the Bulls beat LeBron every single game one, and then lost the series. It was three out of four, but two of them were four-one LeBron. That's just what he does. He gives you a little bit of hope, and then you just sit there and you're like, oh, fuck.

And you know what? I'm gonna say something nice about LeBron, even though it was bullshit that Porzingis got fine $50,000 for doing what LeBron did. Well, to be fair, what LeBron did did not translate to a high risk of transmission activity per atom silver. That just meant it was LeBron that did this. He has figured out when to pick his spots in these games,

that it's incredible to watch how he can be so passive for quarters and take quarters, not off, but kind of take them off and be like, when I need to, I will make shots and I will dictate the pace of this game. And yeah, it is pretty nice to have Anthony Davis. And shout out to Andre, oh, we just had a Steve Ballmer. He's got Steve Ballmer's wearing like a painter's mask.

You think Steve Ballmer's invited to the Bill Gates like summer of the divorce? What was that? Bill Gates, by the way, look at this. Yeah, he's probably the first tax you send when you're single. If you're Bill Gates, you have to invite somebody that's at least in an adjacent tax bracket to you

when you're going on your vacation. He probably has some hookups. I don't want to piss off Bill Gates because he's probably one of the most powerful people in the world, but if I were to be critical of Bill Gates, I would say, hey, dude, you're single now. You might want to get rid of the tits. Yeah, I mean, if I was single tomorrow,

I wouldn't eat for like five months. Like you just have to, you just, I'm sorry, but Bill, you got to get, you got to get hot. You got to get hot. I think that Bill Gates is hot right now in his own Bill Gates way. Frumpy, he's frumpy. Again, I find power attractive.

Frumpy is a bad word to say. He looks like a melted candle. Yeah. A little bit. He looks like he's trying to steal a pillow from a hotel underneath his shirt. Yeah, but anyways, I would invite Steve Ballmer. And also I would invite Steve Ballmer,

regardless of his money, because he's just a party starter. Right, maybe A-Rod. He's an energy guy. He's kind of in not the same tax bracket. Yeah, but energy guys, energy guys. So yeah, LeBron, I was complimenting him and then we got sidetracked.

I do think we need to look, we need to go back and look at LeBron's greatest hits from when he was a younger player and some of the antics, some of the theatrics that he pulled off, because knowing what we know now about LeBron, I think like the cramp game would be absolutely hilarious if it happened right now.

Yes. I guess it's where he got, he got like carried. That was funny in real time. That actually was the spurs did just turn off the ace. Yeah, but he got carried off the court, right? Like he had to have people physically lift him up like Rudy and walk him 10 feet to the bench. Yeah, he's a warrior.

He played through a pretty much broken shoulder tonight. LeBron James. Yes, exactly. So yeah, the series is one-one. I think the Lakers are now gonna keep control of it. It just feels like they're a team and maybe last year they obviously won the title, but they know when to push it

and when they don't need to push it. Like they can push the buttons, flip the switch and LeBron has that part of him now where he doesn't have to give Max effort all the time. He knows that he can control a game if it's a five point game in the fourth quarter. I do really wanna see a Clippers Lakers series though. You know what?

I think we deserve that as fans. I'll go one step further. I think that Adam Silver owes it to us as fans. Yes, I agree. It's so the Clippers, should we switch the Clippers real quick? The Clippers now will update if things change as we're watching the end of this game.

Again, it's 12.38 in the morning. 12.38 update. The Clippers going down 2-0 would be very, very catastrophic. I mean, that's panic button. That is that you have to smash the panic button. You have to, Ballmer needs to ask Clippy what to do in that circumstance. It is officially like you need to break the glass.

You need to figure it out because you know what happens if they lose the series, you gotta blow it all up. You gotta blow it up. You gotta trade Paul George. Yeah, everybody, trade everyone. Yes, Luca's just so fucking good. Luca's so smooth. He was hitting like 32 foot three pointers

consistently tonight. And I love something I just love, love, love. Like you know how we always talk about Brady Quinn's spiral and how you wanna fuck it. The part of Luca's game that I wanna fuck is when he does a step back or a turn around fade away and he does the teardrop that basically the ball like scrapes the roof

and the net just doesn't even move. You know what I like about him? I like after he gets back down the court after hitting a three, when he does the turnaround, he knows when the camera's facing him, he does blue steel when he turns around on the defensive end of the court. Yes, yes.

So yeah, well, I mean, it's a 10 point game right now as we're doing this at 1240 AM. The Celtics, Henry. All I was thinking today as I was watching the game is that the Nets and Lakers championship is gonna be very interesting because the Nets look like the greatest team ever assembled tonight.

It is ever. It's incredible. No hyperbole. It really is no hyperbole because when you are watching them and you're like, okay, there was one possession where Kyrie came down. He threw it to KD in like the high post.

KD did like a turnaround swish and you're sitting there watching it. Kyrie's standing at the top of the key. James Harden is standing in the corner. Joe Harris is standing at three point line. All those guys can hit three. Oh, and then Blake Griffin is just dunking on everyone's face.

And I know people are like, oh, he got his ankles broken. He dunked four times after that. So shut up. Blake is officially back right now. You heard his hand on the rim, okay? That's like the worst pain you can have. Here's a stat.

Blake has had 19 dunks with the Nets after zero dunks with the Pistons. So Blake is officially back. He was jamming in everybody's face. He's battled back extremely bravely from having to live in Detroit for a couple months. I think he's come back Blake of the year. Yes, and it's just, it's stupid watching the Nets

and being like, okay, so if Kevin Durant doesn't wanna score, they have two other all world scorers who can just do it at any time. And Joe Harris, who fucking, how many points did Joe Harris have? 25. 25, he, I think he had 22 in the first half.

He was unconscious from three. So it's like, I don't know. Maybe it's the Celtics are just not that good, which I think you agree, Hank, and they're missing Jaylen Brown, but I think the Nets might be that hard to stop. Right, the only thing that I was thinking is like the only thing that could stop them

is a team that's a better coach team. The Lakers have been together a little bit longer. They have a little bit more size, but I don't see how it goes any other way at this point. Yeah, so what happens when Blake does have to defend against Anthony Davis? Right. Can our boy, or Joel, unbeat?

Or Joel, yeah. That's, yeah. But they'll smoke the Sixers. So if they play like they need tonight, they're kind of, you know. Yeah, what is the road map to beating the Nets? You have to hope that two out of the three guys, you have to score more than that.

You have to outscore them and you have to, you have to play tough D. Yeah. You know what, you have to play man defense. I think you have to, no, seriously, you have to maybe, oh, I don't know. You have to hope that KD and Kyrie have off nights. And that James Harden went out to a strip club.

Yeah, I was thinking, I was like, you have to take James Harden out to the club. You have to get a Twitter troll to go after KD. And then you have to have like some type of fact or like woe moment with Kyrie that he just spends the whole time being like, is the world flat or not? If aliens show up.

And then hope Joe Harris like rolls his ankle. So Joe Harris tonight, he's their fourth option. Oh, can I get your charger real quick? My, my, uh. Yeah, go. It's late, it's very late, yeah. Joe Harris was seven for 10 from three tonight. Seven for 10 from three, he's their fourth option.

The bottom line is you can't beat the Nets if Joe Harris is scoring a double digits. You just can't beat, I know that we're overreacting. No, we're right. But it's just ridiculous to watch them and be like, oh, James Harden is on the floor and he's not touching the ball and he is one of the best scores in the league.

I'm overreacting only because I was underreacting earlier when in after game one, when the Nets looked like they could be beat. Yes. So, I mean, that's on me. So I do think that I was wrong in the past. Nets might not lose a game going into the finals. Yes.

Yeah. No, they'll lose a game. All right, now you're underreacting. Yeah, I'm underreacting. I had that same thought tonight, BFD. I just don't see how it happens. No, I think the Bucks will, it will be a good series. The Bucks would not, like the Bucks would,

I think that goes six, seven. Yeah. Yeah, I'm back to reacting appropriately. I'm very excited to see if the Nets win the championship, the ticker tape parade that they throw for them here in New York, how many, how many dozens of people are you gonna be out there? Yeah.

No, Bill DeBlasio is wearing a Knicks hat today. Shout out Bill DeBlasio because I think I'm starting, he's universally hated, but I think I'm starting to like him just because the, so for people who don't know, he's the mayor of New York. He came, did a press conference. He's wearing a Nets jersey and a Nets hat.

And then today, a week later, was wearing a Knicks hat and dropped a line like, hey, Trey Young, like those hawks don't fly in New York City. I just love the idea that a person, he's almost a Veep character, like a person, a politician, can do the Nets press conference, walk off the stage and like look at his staff

and be like, I fucking crushed that. Like give me the Knicks hat, let's do it again. He's like if Jonah was a Mormon from a Veep. And he was wearing a James Harden jersey the other day. And now today he was complaining about Trey Young. On top of the colored shirt. On top of the colored shirt. He was complaining about Trey Young

because Trey Young games the system too much and draws too many cheap fouls. Yeah, so all right, so that's basketball. Oh, shout out to our nuggets. One, game two, it was illegal. We're gonna get to a hat roast for the new MOB hats. It was illegal what they did though. They wore the Blazers jerseys.

Yeah, all right. You can't do that. Are there not any colorblind NBA fans out there because there are a shitload of colorblind NFL fans that flip out when teams are wearing the wrong colors during Color Rush. You remember that old like the Jets, Bill's games back from 2016 or whenever that was.

I felt like half of Twitter was colorblind at that point. But are you telling me that there's nobody out there that's writing letters to the NBA about like, hey, I can't tell the difference between Carmelo Anthony and the team that used to have Carmelo. Yeah, I saw, so Nike took over NBA uniforms a few years ago and they've just completely wrecked it. Like every team has 10 uniforms now.

They have colors that they shouldn't have. It's so stupid what they've done. There's been so many bad uniform matchups. It's basically the Oregon Ducks. If every team was the Oregon Ducks. It's like the Oregon Ducks are cool in football because they're the only team that are the Oregon Ducks. Like that's cool that they wear different uniform every week.

Now it's every fucking team has this. So old man yelling at cloud, but you can't wear the other team's fucking color. How are you gonna say? You can't wear red against the Blazers. That is their color. Right. And how can you say these colors don't run

if you have every color? Right. Like as a fan, what are you supposed to do? Yeah, if you get a tattoo. Yeah. All of a sudden, if you're a Blazers fan that shows up, imagine this big cat, imagine if you're a Blazers fan, you painted your body to support the team.

Bright red, you show up at the game and now all of a sudden you have to root for the nuggets or look like a fool. I think they just go shirts and skins. Yeah. Every single game. Be a lot of blood. Be a lot of blood.

Be a lot of blood. KD's shoulder exploded tonight. Yeah, dude, it's gross. You see that? It looked like a gunshot wound when he fell down. Also, Andre Drummond, I don't know what you're doing wearing one legging, but you look really slow from it.

Like you just look slower. Some guys look way faster though. But he looks so slow. But he looks so slow. I don't know, he looks like he's always injured. Anthony Davis, when he's got the white undershirt that's really tight, which by the way, I don't know, is there any other player that wears that undershirt?

I think he just has a guy. Well, Drummond wears an undershirt too. No, but that like exact style of undershirt. Yes. I think he just has a guy that makes them for him personally. Yeah, who's like trying to take over the apparel world. Jake, what are you going to say? You guys wanted an updated set of the big four

from the netting game one. So the big four, including Blake, had 72 tonight. Whoa. And part of my take guests, Blake, Griffin, Joe Harris, combined for 36. Kyrie, James Hardin, 35. OK. Wow.

Wow. OK. Numbers never lie. Great stat. Never lie. All right, quick, quick hockey. And then we got to talk about Brooks and Bryson, which is. The four hockey.

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The Islanders took the lead in the series 3-2. The Oilers and Connor McDavid got swept in just horrific fashion. Three overtime games. They got beat down so bad that Mike Trout was trending on Twitter because Connor McDavid just can't win a playoffs. Yikes, yikes and they lost in three over times

which I can't think of anything worse than watching your team get swept in the third overtime. That's a brutal, brutal way to go out. It's tough and they broke the franchise. Wayne Gretzky resigned. He said, I'm not gonna be doing whatever Wayne Gretzky was doing. But that's, it's a good lesson.

Like usually if the guy- We used to go to TNT, I thought you were gonna transition that was your biz, what you're talking to biz about. He's going to TNT? Yeah. Oh, nice. Oh, he's gonna try to do, he's gonna get high and talk about hockey fights. Well, no, that's a pretty smart,

like we can't get biz nasty what's get the great hockey player all the time. Honestly, like no cap. I would 10 times out of 10 rather interview biz nasty than Wayne Gretzky. For sure. Would Wayne Gretzky pass out on our couch? How that we've already interviewed him?

Yeah, no, if you said, no, no, no, no, but, okay, so one interview Gretzky, but if you said you have a 10 interview series biz all day every day, like there wouldn't be anything else to talk about after a while with Gretzky. It's honestly better interviewing players that were not very good at hockey than players that were great.

And that goes for most sports too. Like, would you think about all the great athletes out there that have transitioned to being in the front office? They all stink at it. Yeah, it's better to have the bad athletes. Like that's why we have Mark Titus coming up on Friday. Exactly. And it's one of those things where like the people

that are in charge of like personnel, they're fixed, everything is just like, do what I did. Yeah. Be me. Be smarter, be me. It's not that hard. I was great. You should be great too.

Sign me again. Yeah. But a younger version. Maple Leafs took control of their series. So, and then I saw what other series we've got going on right now? Carolina, Butte and Asheville. Oh, yeah, yeah, that's right.

And are the Panthers still alive? Yeah, they are. Game five tonight. Game six tonight. Oh, wow. Wait, oh yeah, so it's three, two. All right, there hasn't been a series we've gotten wrong more than the Panthers, Tampa Bay.

I thought we nailed it. I thought that they screwed it up. Well, Hank, we were all over the place and now I'm thinking that it's still three, one, but it's not. It's three, two. Do you think that Connecticut residents are cheering for the Hurricanes?

I don't think so. Is there any of that going on? No. Bring back their whalers. The whalers, I mean, those uniforms are sweet. I mean also the greatest gulf song of all time, the brass bonanza. Which one was that?

Sing for me. Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum. Da, da, da, da, da. Yeah. Did you get each one in 94? Da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da. Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun. I think that's it.

I think that was what was playing. I don't actually know. No, I think you're right because that's what they used to play. Every time you'd hit a you'd execute a perfect wrap around and then they tell 94 that shit would I hope that's it That's brass bonanza is the greatest goal song probably of all time. I would actually sit Nope, I was wrong Yeah, I was wrong Just did is like what college basketball bands do

It sounded good though, right? It sounded like sport play the brass bonanza. Let's hear the whole brass band Okay Do-do-do-do-do But pop up on pop up on Wait, no, this is right Did I was right? Yeah. Yeah, this part you were singing the hook This is a fucking great song They should honestly bring back the whalers just for this song and also the logo is way cooler, too

And also I like the song because like it's the brass bonanza like that's what it is. It's just all the brass It's a finanza. Yeah, and it's just all of them. This is oh Man is that trombone bone. Yeah, yeah, that's a bone the slide and that's a t-bone We got to record late more often we just find these gems I Want to I'm gonna skull fuck anyone who says we didn't talk hockey you fucking played the brass bonanza Okay, that's great. Mm-hmm. That's great. You know what it sounds better to coming through in Oregon. Yes. Yes Where they screw up like a couple notes here and there. Yes. Yeah. Yes. All right The most important story in sports world. Let's get to that

Bryson DeChambeau Brooks Kepka our guy Brooks Kepka if you didn't see the clip I think it's actually been pulled from all social media, but you probably did see the clip Bryson walking Brooks doing an interview after his round. I think Friday Bryson walks by says something. We don't know what he says. He's also wearing metal spikes, which I'm gonna say right now Is bad for the course and guys don't like them because it screws up the putting green Yeah, they know it actually does. Yes nasty divots that you can't necessarily repair correct That's why when you looked at the green this weekend There are all those like brown patches

I had nothing to do with the sprinkler system or the irrigation system or the weather or how grass grows That was just Bryson stomping around and also when you miss all your putts and you just parade around every single green all the time Like Bryson did right you chew up a significant portion of it So Brooks has a look at disdain. He closes his eyes like I can't fucking believe this guy It was so good This rivalry is so good for for golf Obviously, we are team Brooks till we die. We ride till we die and I don't know how anyone could see this and be like That was Bryson living rent-free and bro. Dude Brooks like I like that Brooks wears his heart on his sleeve

Like I don't like this guy. He's fucking annoys me. So I'm I'm just gonna you know Give my facial expression that I he deserves I think we need to have an honest conversation as a nation about what living rent-free in somebody's head actually entails because it gets Throwing out there a lot. It's it's the most common thing if if you have an opinion about somebody They're living rent-free in your head and frankly, I think that them living rent-free in my head is actually good for me Yeah, because because that means that I am I'm thinking I'm using my brain I'm not coasting through life like a jellyfish just like floating around not having a strong opinion on on all your antics in front of me Yes, let me give you a hypothetical what I might envision

Living rent-free and someone's head would look like let's say Let's say PFT I'm standing giving an interview and someone walks by me that I really hate and I give a look like I fucking hate this guy and then That gets leaked on to social media. There's all hypothetical by the way. This gets leaked on social media. Everyone's like, oh my god That's crazy the person who walked by me who I hate then Puts out an Instagram story of him lifting a hundred pound dumbbells saying can't stop won't stop Trying to prove how tough he is. Well, I think I'd say that would be rent-free I think the individuals that are living rent-free are Bryson Dechambeau's rowdy garage youth group Gaines Bros

That chill out in his Nautilus circuit constantly I think they're not paying rent and they're just hanging out to be like great form Bryson, which when he's doing by the way He's got bad form. He's gonna get injured terrible form I don't want him to get injured, but he's going to get injured You don't do he was trying to do hammer curls with a hundred pounds just for the gram Just for the green using he was using his shoulders popcorn must he was going bad his elbows the angles on his elbows We're just all kinds of fucked up. I'm I'm actually past the point of rivalry at this point I'm concerned for his health agreed someone should alert him that he's form is terrible

And that's what he did he released a video of him lifting a hundred pound dumbbells in response to Brooks showing just Regular disdain which again is a normal reaction of like I hate this guy and big cat hypothetically Would you say that it's living rent-free if let's say your name's not Brooks, okay? And you're teeing off you hit a shot and then someone says nice shot Brooksy and you turn around you say Say that again. I'll get you kicked off this golf course I would say that would be and I'm by no means am I telling every single person that's listening to me that might be at a Tournament with Bryson DeChambeau to call him Brooksy after he hits a tee shot I would never say something like that. But if you were to do something like that

I think you might be living rent-free at Bryson said I would agree I would agree of course, but I did love I love the look on Brooks. It's so good because it's it's very relatable We all have things in our life that we react like that too. Yes. It's it's like they're just people that they creep you out I don't bother you. I don't even think that that Brooks hates Bryson as much as he just Completely creeped out by him as a person. Yeah. Yeah, no He just he just doesn't like being around him It's like being at the water cooler and seeing the guy that you just hate Walking up and you're like, oh this again

You know that that meme of the the boy walking down the street with the trumpet and the girl in front of them Covering her ears while he's just blaring it. That's in real life. That's what was going on. Mm-hmm agreed All right, so last up by the way the Clippers came back and then The What just happened the map in hard way to three Tim Hardaway just hit a big three So it looks like they're gonna go down. Oh to junior Jake. Yeah, junior Tim Hardaway senior He said something yeah, not a fan of the gaze. That's right. That's right. I knew he said something

I couldn't remember what he had said in all-time onion headline, too I'm not gonna say it out loud because I'll have to be transferred to the Puerto Rico division Why does he stand on Coney? Oh? We will get to that All right, so I'm looking at these MOB hats for the first time What the fuck are these so the internet did something good today? We used our collective power to bully new era caps into taking down The the new area code hats that they drop for every major league baseball team within like I think it's been 30 minutes

It was just such a swift Unified backlash like we still have it as a country when we're all on the same side It's just that we all team up usually in terms of like major league sports fashion choices I think it just happened a little bit. Oh, I see one person said these hats are are lit. Oh wait. No Fuck they didn't say that. No, the account is get this sports shit. No one says Are we bringing I made an account in 2013 and was like I am going to rule the internet I think we got to bring back said no one ever Sports 148,000 followers and what's funny about those hats is like every city has the one area code that they look at

They're like that area coach should not be on this bad area code. This is so ridiculous Some of it. It's the idea like I don't hate the idea of having other things on the hat. It's just too much It's way too much. Well, you can't have the numbers and the like and like look at the astro like the Fuck I kind of disagree Hank because you can't have like two area codes on there You can have just have none you can have one you should have the one that the the stadium is in but you should not Yeah, but there's you should either you should either do one or you should do all of them Like I would absolutely buy a hat that just said hose on the front and then listed every single area code that ludicrous mentioned Yeah, I mean this is I'm looking at this this is I like some of the

What are these these are almost like bitmojis on it are actually not bad like I would I think like I just saw a Kansas City with a trumpet. I don't know. Is that a big thing in Kansas City trumpets? Yeah, sure. What is the Minnesota one? Is it a golf course? Is that a lake? Must be a lake. There was one. I think the angels one's kind of clean Yeah, well, that's because they don't have anything to put on there for the angels The angel I think they actually just left out some of the designs that were on the other hats on the angels So there's an orca whale on the mariners and a cup of coffee. I'd buy that and just for the cup of coffee I need to buy it. I need to make a hat

It's just has a cup of Chicago says Chicago and Shytown and it has the the flag and Which like the flag is good like that would be a cool hat if you put that on the back Yeah, this is these are stupid. Okay. Good job everyone on the internet for roasting them and Getting this off. I appreciate this is a good one somebody put up Put up a hat of the Astros and one side's got the area codes and on the other trash can Nice nice

All right, so let's get to who's back or sorry hot seat cool throne We should we watch this? I mean the Mavs are gonna win. Yeah, so the Mavs are up to nothing Oh, the the Atlanta hat is pretty sick. The Atlanta hat has a peach It looks like the peach emoji So just an ass on the side and then it's got an a it's got a UFO in the front with an alien And it says ATL like the AT alien That's cool. I would have bought that Yeah, these these area codes are very funny like I'm looking at the I'm looking at the

Cubs hat and they have like 618 which is like that's the but that's basically all Cardinals fans You know what though stay woke stay this just hit me. I Bet you new era did this intentionally pull them off the market. They were trending because The next time they drop a hat Everyone's gonna buy it immediately because they'll be like this might only be up for a half hour because people that jumped on this one They they're probably gonna be able to resell those hats. That's true. The new beanie babies. Yeah, stay very woke on this Always looking for the new beanie babies. It is funny that we basically are recreating beanie babies with NFTs Yeah

Pops milk coin crypto punks come rocket. Yeah Milk coin I might buy milk I I purchased several come rockets At the at the peak of the cum bubble and it popped Deflated and then I did cum swaps and I had to change back and buy more dose coin This is all true by the way. These are all real sentences. Yes. No, they're sadder. Oh, man. All right That game's over. So the clippers lost unbelievable All right, let's get to Hot seat cool throne and then we have an awesome interview with mankind and an awesome interview with mugsie bugs

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My hot seat is Shannon Sharp. Oh, okay Illegal one of the guys in undisputed broke the law yesterday. Yeah called Julio Jones Julio Jones Was asking him talking to him asked him if he was gonna be in Atlanta next year Julio Jones said nah, I'm out of there Then after that she was like, oh, we're on undisputed right now. This is you know being recorded According to California follows the two-party law where it's like if you're recording someone if you're on the phone with someone Recording it. They have to know about it beforehand. Yep. So he broke the law He broke the law unless it was a work with people think it was I think it was absolutely work I think that Julio Jones knew it was coming

They had discussed it and then he did a great job of pretending that he didn't know because this is the ultimate out Aaron Rodgers is kicking himself right now for not being best friends with Shannon Sharp and taking a phone call in there because this is a Very effective passive aggressive move that you can use so aggressive. I yes such an aggressive I Aggressive move deep down. I think it's a work But the things that are on the other side of the argument is Julio Jones doesn't do media He like doesn't have you once last time you've heard of Julio Jones interview He doesn't really do anything with the media. So that makes me feel like maybe it wasn't a work I don't know. It's got me twisted kudos to Shannon for breaking the law

Going to jail but getting great ratings and also should we try it? Yeah, with who Julio Jones. I'm sorry. We gotta think of something Let's see. Oh, we know who we'll do it with you know who we'll do it with because not to steal your cool throne Why don't you say a cool throne real quick? Pft. We'll hop around my cool throne was just gonna be NFL training camp in general Yes, and players. Yeah pictures of players. What are we getting out here? We're getting at Josh Allen wearing a visor Okay, yeah, let's try to call Josh Allen. He's unhappy with his equipment manager Yeah, see if the visor is sticking because we know that advisor quarterback will not win a super. Yes, you're the Buffalo Bills You should be wearing a hat. Yeah, so it should I say live to tape or not? No

Ask him and then be like, oh, we're live to tape by the way. Okay I Don't know if I've ever called Josh Allen, so I don't know if he'd pick up. Oh, no, we did with the kid. Yeah, it was came Oh, yeah Hello. Hey, hey, Josh. What's up? It's your good friend big cat Best friend. How you doing? Oh best friends. I love it. Hey, dude. I saw you in a visor. Are you gonna? Are you a visor guy now? Uh, I flirted with the idea of being a visor guy. We're I'm looking into it looking at the statistic

No visor quarterback. Yeah, no visor quarterback has ever won a Super Bowl just a heads up Correct. So that that's that's what's throwing me off. Okay. So No visor or visor I like going visor for practice and then for the games that take it off because I don't like sweat. Okay. All right That's perfect. It's fine. Perfect. Great answer. Also. We're taping you right now. This was our mox shin and char polio jones situation Gotcha, okay Is that illegal? No, I figured you were

Yeah, it was my professional podcasting voice. Yeah, we're also in the same state. So I think yeah, we're in the same state So it's legal. I could I could murder you. It's fine. Yeah We were nervous so for real like about the visor because we saw it you looked cool Like really cool, but the statistic show. Maybe you know what? Where the visor up until the Super Bowl and then just take it off for the Super Bowl Yeah, I guess I can do that. But I am I'm a little superstitious So I don't know. I don't know if I can do that. It's either or nothing. All right. So let's say nothing

Let's just report the news right now breaking news Josh Allen visor in practice. It looks cool But he will be visor less when we start kickoff the season. I put good betting odds on that. Yes. Okay. Love it Thank you. Josh. I'm very happy to know that it was great to talk to you Thank you, Josh. We uh, we'll talk soon. We should we need to get you on again soon Well, he's on right now. Oh, he just hung up on me. That's gonna go so viral. That's gonna go so I actually think of you fucking hilarious if Shannon Sharp went to prison for this And you know what if they do that they should have him call into the show

I mean him coming out of jail would be amazing content They've recorded albums via jail just like on the you are now receiving a collect call from Shannon Sharp Yeah, exactly. They should just do the show that way and have skipped debate Shannon from prison, right? Fuck. Yeah. Yes. I mean that's that's triple the ratings right there Yeah, you want to play this you want to take it to its its logical extent as almost like a WWE type show send Shannon to jail. Yes Officially on the record because I feel like it's going to come out one way or the other. What's your official stance? fake

Real or work Julio knew that it was going to happen. I say he didn't Fuck man. This one's got me twisted I'd say he knew I'll say he knew and you're saying he did it. I'm saying he didn't yeah It just feels like it would be kind of fucked up to do that. I mean, we just did the Josh Allen right And it was fucked up. It was very fucked up. It is going to go crazy viral not a not a visor guy Speaking of crazy. I like that though. I do like that our our stupid ass take has actually like trickled its way up To being a real thing. We're now quarterbacks are afraid to wear visor right right He did this he said he said probably though. I think in his mind

I think you know, I mean nice because in his mind he would have said definitely not but he said That's probably not going to happen Which to me means like he might want to still wear the visor. No, if Josh if Josh Allen break break break the record Break the mold. Someone's got to do it with a visor. I will kill a debutant Just a fact Um, and then my cool throne. Are you okay? No, I was trying to fix the light fix it though apparently, uh Coors light 74 packs

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Alton brown by the way is controlling all this shit from behind the scenes I haven't feeling like Alton brown just sits on a a throne of money all day and decides He's the cap. I'll it's yeah for the food network chef tom calico mm-hmm Padma Padma shout out Padma shout out Padma bonk bonk. Yes. That's fine. Well. I just shouted her out as a host Same shout her out as a no same sex. I come in your eyes as a host as an elegant woman Yes, speaking of bonk my other cool throwing was crowdfights Oh, dude, there was a huge girls fight in the white socks game last time and a guy's fight and a guy's fight

I just chose a brawl. It wasn't all out brawl there. Did they bleachers in the south side? Yeah, there there was a moment that The guys like ripped each other's shirts off and you have to stop the fight then because no one's body was ready for somewhere And it was like I'd rather take a million punches to the face Then have my bent over fat gut without a shirt on like falling over seats in the in the outfield I always feel like if there's a fight and your shirt gets ripped off It's okay if you're a little bit overweight if you're pudgy, but you have to have a tattoo Because if you got a neck tat or back

Yeah, if you got like a shoulder tat, but you're that overweight then it's like that guy's tough rock and roll Exactly that guy lives a fast lifestyle But he probably just does some crazy shit What I loved about that guy fight is what you usually see in a woman fight is somebody like I don't know what it is. I guess just all your uh, like sense of morality and all your sense of like Modesty goes out the window if you're a woman in a fight and there's shirts that get ripped off and they don't stop to like Put them back on in the middle of the fight because you're swinging

These guys almost had their just dicks pop out right in the middle of the fight But they didn't even think about pulling up their pants. No, I gotta take care of business first Yeah, just slow slow punches and just trying to I I don't know. I I think you get to a level of like Most guys Get in those fights just hoping that someone will break it up as quickly as possible Yeah, because you you know in the back of your head like I shouldn't be doing this I'm gonna do it But please please security get here quickly so that I can then go home and be like if security didn't show up

I would have fucked that guy up There was definitely one point in that fight where uh, the guy who was doing the beatdown at the at the start of the video Got pinned against a chair and then you could see he started looking around He's like why isn't this yes someone saved me this fight's over I already won when I hit him twice right and now this is not supposed to be happening to me I almost wonder what would happen if you just if security guards kind of made a pact like we've got a tough job Just let them go if they're just if they're slovenly enough and they're drunk enough Just let them tire each other out. They'll probably become best friends after the fight right and the

Fights in stadiums. It's always just whoever's got the high ground every single time If you can if you can get the high ground you will win all the time Do you remember that lady from alabama who just dove down like 10 flights of stairs the absolute best the best the best Great move Uh, all right. Those are great. Hank. Thank you. Good job, Hank. You I think back. I think Hank is back Ever left. Yeah, no No, yeah, I haven't taken a vacay. I think it's really just I think that was a great job He did a great job. All right. Jake gives you a good. That's great. Now. I now I can agree that you did a great job

Very cool And a new hank yon just dropped earlier too. Oh shit a remix. It was a new style. Yeah You should next time we get in studio with sunny digital. We should definitely get you on and sample it All right, pft. We did your cool throw. What's your hot seat? My hot seat is kony Yeah, that's right kony 2012. I'm putting kony on the hot seat this week Jake and I just did a little a little hit in the uh stool stream stadium booth and I just I Like like a flash of light that hit me like I was touched from the lord above

I remembered kony. Yeah, and we really dropped the ball on kony. Yeah in 2012 There was that video that went around we were going to find his ass He was putting child soldiers out there He was basically kidnapping an entire country's worth of youth And then a youtube video went out and we were all going to find him It was it was the last time that the whole world was pulling together in this on the same side of the rope And we just we took our eye off the ball and we never found kony and I feel like I forgot about kony too, but now that I've been reawoken to kony

I'd like to encourage everybody out there if you've seen kony Please report him to the authorities. Yeah, and I think that we can find with reach that this podcast has I think that we can find his ass. Let's find his ass find kony 2021 kony was the original I think for me thing that I was generally aware of but not aware enough or cared enough to actually look Into oh still same. So I stopped talking about kony and I didn't know until pft brought it up 20 minutes ago that he was a bad guy. Yo, yeah, I thought it was like a good thing No, like a marketing. Yeah, like kony 2012 like we're gonna do this shit. It's like avoid the noise bad Yeah, you don't want like why were they being like why don't know why was the date attached?

I don't remember because we're gonna get him in 2012 That was the whole point. It's like before this is the year of of getting kony But no, I've never seen anyone else ever had of like a like cancel date Hashtag like sounds like you're a hater and that you are part of the reason why we never found kony in 2012 What about when justine was on the flight? She had a cancel that it wasn't like justine 706 p.m. When no, but it just would just had justine landed when she landed Right, but that was like informative. Yeah, it's like why what happened. That was Tony 2012 was like, who is this guy looking back on Then the guy just went nuts and I think he got like arrested for jacking off in the streets austin. Yeah, kony

No, I wish I wish because then his ass would be gotten But no, this is the guy was looking for the guy that was looking now. I'm looking for kony. Now kony's in a world I might be on kony's side. I think I'm on kony's side. I don't Let's not jake probably. I don't think so. Don't think you want to be on kony's side. You never know That's okay. You know what jump into it. And then if you were wrong, just know tap it Yeah, you know what I made some statements on the podcast And I now that I've learned until proven guilty. All right. That's actually really big right now with uh, Like world affairs everyone just hopping in and then immediately being like I've read more about it

Somebody's got to have the other take. Yeah, we should do. Yeah What we just did right now was a true crime podcast on kony Yeah, and this is the second to last episode where hanks like maybe he's not all that bad Maybe I've fallen in love with him. You know what? He's essentially just like a really good coach. Yeah Kids have to have role models jake anything on kony bad guy I would lean. I don't know all the facts, but I'm going to be an anti-kony person. Oh Anti-kony, okay. It's not very cool. I heard angers to say Anna was a big kony guy

I heard he's allowed to have his opinion All right, I mean say what you want about he gave out a lot of meals he gives kids I don't know anything about kony. It's crazy. I don't really know it, but I don't All I know is that we have to get him big cat. Yeah, we do we got to get him And that's real talk My cool throne was going to just be like pictures of players at training camps just training camp story lines or ota story lines Because the NFL has their rookies and they've got a lot of like new Free agent editions that are making their debuts

Wearing the uniforms. So basically you get like the rookie take of this guy's already showing signs of leadership You get the uh, like uh, no, that's usually like a free agent like a new free agent comes into town Like this guy has already kind of taken control of his position group is leading the guys through then you get like the rookie take You get the joe burrow take He's got new teeth and he's coming back from injury. He looks great Justin Fields had the like he was better than expected Which was really just a way of the bear saying he threw it more than 20 yards And you also get the rookie take of like for some reason local beat reporters

Love to find like the thickest rookie that they have AJ Dillon. Yeah, he's not a rookie But yeah, but they love to find like one thick player. Yeah, actually Justin Fields was kind of like that For the bear's press to look at his ass. Look at his legs. They're like look at these thick calves. Damn. Yeah They just all need a bonker. Um, all right. My hot seat is uh, erin rogers. Well, actually, no, it's the Packers Uh front office, which wasn't really a surprise, but he went on Kenny mains last sports center and he said With my situation, uh, it's never been about the draft pick picking Jordan. I love Jordan He's a great kid. We've had a lot of fun to work together. Love the coaching staff

Love my teammates love the fan base in green bay in incredible 16 years It's just kind of about the philosophy and maybe forgetting that it's about the people that makes the things go It's about characters about culture. It's about doing their things the right way I don't This statement makes no sense. Does he know what the word love means? Well, not only that but if you love your teammates and you love your coaching staff You're not really showing it by like Hanging everything in the wind for your teammates and your coaching staff and

I would make the argument that the The philosophy and the culture for the Packers. I'm gonna say something nice about the the Packers So everyone be alert That's why they have had success is because they are an organization that is always looking forward instead of like Oh band-aid like the old saying the best time to get a quarterback is when you don't need one. That's what they did so He is Aaron Rodgers has benefited from the Packers culture organizational culture But now he doesn't like it

I also am getting a lot of like really really uh desperate vibes from the Packers recently Not a good look from matt lefleur and the Packers for just basically saying Aaron, please come back. We miss you right like you got to treat Aaron Rodgers a little bit like dirt And he'll stick to you like mud. I think he's being pushed away from all the over-the-top love That they've been demonstrating to him recently. I also it's funny. He's like I love jordan love and and he's a great kid I if they I saw someone like throughout the idea. Hey trade jordan love to the falcons for julio jones You don't like Aaron Rodgers. We back wearing the uniform like two seconds later. Yeah, probably would be right probably I think I don't necessarily believe him when he says that he loves

Having jordan love on the team. Yeah, but he was that was a very particular Line that he threw out there that was essentially listed. He's like listed everyone except the front office What do you think would happen if the Packers were to be like, you know what? Fuck Aaron if he's not here We're just going to proceed with adam and then they have jordan love taking like all the first team reps And they're like we're just going to proceed like jordan's going to be our starter going into next season I actually think that it would make it more likely for Aaron Rodgers to come back to the team Yeah, I'd agree because yeah, I mean he I don't think he wants to retire and that would basically be like go ahead and retire

We're not trading you. Yeah, like throw up some thirst trap pictures on the main account Yeah, have have Aaron start looking at jordan loves quads and be like damn New girls pretty good. You had to get back. Yeah. Oh and Blake is there too. Blake's there, too Um, all right. My other hot seat is uh, this fucking fraud, uh, philadelphia 600 foot sub Uh cheesesteak it drove me insane. I well, it's you say that like everyone knows what okay, so yeah, no Well, so it was a pretty big deal. There was a pretty big shut down city blocks in philadelphia I don't know who created it, uh, but they were like how long they were they were going to break again It's uh book of world records for longest cheesesteak

And they had 600 feet worth of cheesesteak literally shut down like three or four blocks But then when you look at it and you zoom it in it's just A bunch of regular cheesesteaks footlong cheesesteaks stacked up next to each other It it's ridiculous to say but uh, you know what it's mental health month. So it's okay. It's okay to not be okay It's okay to admit when things make you mad This made me mad the fact that they thought they could get away with this made me very mad as well It should if you make a 600 foot Cheesesteak it has to be connected. I would also like to add in that 600 feet really isn't that long for a world record

Two-foot block. I would assume that the city of philadelphia at some point has put together a larger cheesesteak than that That's honestly like 600 feet is beneath philadelphia. I hope they can do so much I know I hope that we get a hero who's like no pun intended who's like, uh, you know what? The city of philadelphia deserves better. I'm making a thousand foot cheesesteak and it's all one piece of bread Yes, it's just conveyor belt oven Yes, and you slowly make it like what what the hell is jeff bezos doing with all that money that he guaranteed the city philadelphia For his amazon hq2. That's what I would do if I was a billionaire I would just travel to various towns and give them world records. Yeah, just make the biggest thing

I would yeah and also Okay, 600 feet. It's a it's a perfectly fine cheesesteak. I would say and they all are like different bread Would yeah, would there be like is somebody going to eat this? Yes, well the way they guys twitter and one guy he posted a video of the aftermath Everyone ate it because they made six all they did was just makes 600 subs that's just a tuesday in philadelphia It's a like if you go to a pizza place in philadelphia or a cheesesteak place. I guarantee you Geno's and pats make 600

Cheesesteaks in a day. Mm-hmm. It's uh, yeah, honestly. It wasn't even close to looking like a sandwich. No, I'm very mad about it It has bothered me all day And I'd need justice so philadelphia, please step up. Yeah, and we're not blaming philadelphia. No, no, no philadelphia is They're probably angrier than we are they disavowed. Yeah disavowed this guy The only record he set was that he it was basically the most Uh blocks taken up by a cheesesteak related incident That's also shut down. I would have thought there would have been riots that it's yes Someone treated me was like I live around the corner and it was a pain in the ass that day

Yeah, so that's the only give them that record nothing else My cool throne is our good friend friend of the program recurring guest Spencer haws because he's back. He's playing in the big three. Oh, I didn't see that Yeah, he announced it on his instagram yesterday. Very exciting. What team is he on? Uh, I don't know if he's been assigned a team yet, but I think it's seattle something Super sonics seattle The needles the needles the needle needle exchange

I'm very excited though because this actually is a reason for us to be rooting and watching the big three is to watch spencer I like that. Yeah, so we will we will get a jersey of that team We will be diehard that team and no other team I take that back the first words of his instagram post said seattle washington But that was just where he was seattle washington's where he was posting from that would be very confusing the ball hogs He's on the ball hogs bryan scalabrini leandra barbosa Oh part of the team. Okay, so two out of three recurring guests. Yeah, do they only have three players? No, I think they're four or five on a team

So i'm excited rick and barry. He's back. Okay. He's back. So this will be great I want to see spencer win the big three championship it now if spencer wins a big three championship We will be celebrating like it was one of our teams winning the big three champions Oh, there will be a banner raised somewhere. Yes, am I in here in this office in this studio probably won in spencer's house We will give him a banner night. We will give him confetti We'll make him a 600 foot sub. We'll do everything for spencer haws. We're ride or die They're I mean, they're not going to win with bryan scalabrini leandra come on the show one time Uh, no, he's been on the show many times. Yeah

in person grit stream other times Uh exit interview we went to his house. I know I'm just I was trying to think back I know made us a great sam and dinner I'm saying I know he's we're very close to them. I love spencer. We dm on instagram I was just thinking for the listeners that You know, maybe they're like wait I feel like we bring him up a fair amount though. Yeah, we talk about seattle. It's basically like

Oh, yeah, we got that one friend in seattle. We keep him in the conversation Yeah, we talked about him on monday when we just said how miserable it is to be a mariners fan Which shout out to people in seattle. I heard you since 2016. Yes, out of them. There we go twice in 2016 um Grit stream Well, you know what we'll have him on again because we've got to figure out Spencer wait. No, he already announced. He's on the ball hogs, right? Yep I'm looking at the other teams right now. He's he's got a shot

Maybe we call spencer right before and we get him to say that he's sick of being on the ball hogs And he's going to the cowboys. I like that. Yeah, okay. We'll do that. Uh, jake your hot seat cool throne Hot seat is georgetown pft tweeted this out earlier mac scherzer Was just tossing in the outfield while georgetown was having the graduation So all of those all their attention they work hard for four years just scherzers taking it. Oh You're siding with the with the private school kids Interesting. No, they're $60,000 a year tuition. Wait, so you're saying that they he was up staging them

I think that's a cool thing that you're saying that they should be paying attention to the speakers at the graduation Yeah, I'm sure they're still they're still still their spot, but I think it'd be cool to be like Oh, yeah, when I graduated scherzer was throwing he's gonna be a hallfamer. Yeah That's cool for them. But sounds like you don't like it sounds like you want to respect higher education Well, it's also georgetown the gravel how how important was your graduation day to you? It was nice. Yeah I was so hungover. I did not want to be miserable miserable. I I wanted to get it over with I remember being so and we like some dude who like No one had heard of did the commencement speech and I was just like this fucking sucks

A mathematician gave mine. Yeah a mathematician. I think mine was like a a Broadway guy. I don't know. I can't remember Mine's gonna be lit Yours is gonna be a tank and then scott van pehl did it did the madison commencement the next semester I was like what the fuck No, but I think it's cool Like there are schools that should go out of their way to do this to just have max shares or Throw bullpen sessions at their commencement ceremonies. Yeah. Yeah. What are you looking at? I was looking who did our commencement jeff glower from cbs evening news. Oh, wow

Did you guys forget? um, uh cool throne As I rushed to look that off. Yeah. Whoops. Sorry. It obviously meant a lot to you Yes, it was nice having my family there. That's what I remember. Yes, that is, uh, cool throne Just roll this side. It's so hard. He rolled him out of the back of his head Cool throne is africa Uh, the mba. Yeah, kony. We found him already The mba has formed a new entity and some of their investors are some of your bulls guys joseph mnoa

Oh, nice little all day. Well dang. Yeah grant held the keme matambo So they're doing what mba africa. Oh, nice grow the game That is awesome. So they're gonna have like different countries with different teams. I'm not positive Shams broke the news yesterday. So okay, if I get more information, I'll be sure to report. I love it I hope a cons country gets a team. Yep a con probably is just spearheading this entire thing I hope kevin bacon is part of it. They are up there Yeah, great movie. You think that one. I don't think it was a great one holds up No, I think that was a movie that when I was a kid. I was like, this is a great movie. Yeah, and like no, it's not

Yeah, I just I don't think that one in today's day and age No, probably that could be a more topic Movies that don't hold up. Yeah, I was yeah, yeah, we thought we're awesome. Yeah. Yeah I mean number one for me is uh, the net standard bullet Great movie, but now it's one of those that you look back on and it's the first stages of the internet and they get everything wrong Yeah about the internet. It's actually very funny. I saw a clip the other day of uh, good morning america from like 1996 And brian gumbel and kitty kurrick. We're like, what's this?

At with a circle symbol. Yeah, like what do you what do you do? You just talk to people online the email address Yeah The opening scene in the net was sandra bullock sitting in her house Ordering pizza online and then it shows up and you're supposed to be like what a loser She is that she doesn't even interact with anybody outside of her home. Right. It's like wait. No, that's that sounds awesome paradise That's friday night. That's exactly correct. Actually what the internet has done for me Yes. Yes. Um, all right. Let's get to our interview

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Okay, we now welcome on a very special guest it is former mba player Probably one of the top fan favorites of all time. It is mugsie boges. I actually want to start there I don't know if you saw this mugsie, but yesterday you were trending on twitter. Did you see that? Oh, no I did not what was I trending about you were trending on twitter because there's a uh A prompt that some some twitter handles will do where they basically just tweet a logo and they say First person you think of when you see this logo and it was the charlotte hornets logo And you and if you get mentioned enough you start trending And I actually agree with that that when I see the charlotte hornets old logo

I think mugsie boges so credit to you. Well, thank you. I appreciate that. Yeah It makes I don't know how I should look at that it makes you feel older Makes you feel old Well, I think I think you're still relevant It just means like when you see that logo like you're so intertwined with that image That like when I see that I'm just like that's mugsie's logo. You are the hornet. I appreciate that I'd be feel like a little sting a little bee Yes, yes, I love it. Um, so mugsie you were a uh a personal hero of mine growing up

Just like a little backstory when I was 12 and everybody else grew and I didn't My dad went to blockbuster and and rented me a copy of don't tell me no the mugsie boges story Came back and my dad was like see you can still you can still make it as a professional athlete Um, can you get my dad a refund because that wasn't true at all? Well at the time, you know, he was giving you inspiration to believe that you can become whoever you want and look at you You know, it has all sorts of elements that comes with the game of basketball and here it is you get hosting your own show So you got to look you got to be credited. You got to get credit to your dad. Yeah. Yeah

You never know it's like that that song like god bless the broken road if I was six feet two inches tall Like I might not be here. I might be in the nba wasting my life Hey, you know, hey, we all have a journey and you know, and we all have a path to follow and We found our way and we land where we supposed to and this is where you supposed to be Yeah, how do you think that your game uh would translate to today's nba with the style change that's happened in the last, you know Like 15 20 years. Well, I think any NBA player feel like they can play in any era, uh, especially in this era Um, where it's not as physical But you got a lot of skill set that's it has never been

Showcase before you got seven footers now bring the basketball up the court And shooting the ball behind the three where back in our day It was you know, a seven footer was playing with his back toward the basket Um, so the game says evolved in every in every garden the athletes has well Has so as well. Um, but again, you know skill set is skill set People love the fast type of tempo game right now and I love see a lot of scorn And it kind of takes away a little bit from the defensive Aspect of it to where it is. It's not as physical as it once was. Yeah, what uh, I assume you're watching the nba playoffs

Who's your favorite team to watch your favorite player to watch? Well, I love watching basketball, you know, I love watching it all Of course, you know, I got some unbiased You know, the Steph Curry is no longer there and of course chris paul is still there In terms of my wake false connection Uh, but I just like the game. No, I love the coast of lebron james and the ad's and um Westbrook and so forth

But I'm also liking what mil walkie is doing, you know, I like the addition of drew holiday and with uh, pj tucker and I think, um Miami will give them a big fight a big challenge for them to get prepared for Whether you're gonna have to be ready for you know going forward with the you know saying with the brooklyn net So I like I like what's happening in the east and in the west I mean it's is wide open the lakers if fortunately, you know, you know going through that struggles But I think they're bounced back tonight Yeah, I'm expecting them to come back. I'll come out the west. Um, so you mentioned Steph Curry

Uh, obviously you knew him as a little kid. Is it wild to see him Like playing and dominating the nba now it is crazy, but I've gotten used to it, but you know Knowing him as a child as a kid Um, and you know, just knowing his passion for the game You never even thought that he'd be at this level, but um, you got to credit to him his parents I mean his dedication to it and you know his resilience in terms of knowing what he was capable of doing on that basketball court Even though people was doubting them and he it is, you know, two times, you know, one unanimous mvp Two-time mvp a three-time champion

I mean That's within this within that breath, you know, it's hard to say and but just to be here the witnesses I'm proud of me. I actually saw a story that Steph Curry said he you were his favorite player growing up So you should take credit for his entire career Well, you know, we've been around each other for so long, you know, man del played 11 years together And Steph and my kids played I grew up together and we were really close friends. I mean close net family But just seeing him and um, he saw a small guy out there pursuing his dreams and you know, he was considered small

stature wise, you know by not being um Muscular in that sort of way and just being so thin So he was looked upon as a small guy So he had some kind of similarities that he can relate to and then he took advantage of So since you were his favorite player, did did he ever want to play against you one-on-one? Did you ever like show him a thing or two when he was a little kid? Of course, we played against each other several times. I mean when you the way he was he was a gym rat

He's just a little band in the in the gym. I mean, we was nine years with charlotte Um in two years with toronto. So of course del uh, stephan I Had many chances of many times of playing one-on-one or two-on-two with stephan himself and my son and We had a lot uh playing on the lord nerf ball the lord nerf. Yeah Hoop we had a lot of good hooping times on those uh on on that time So, uh, you know, I'm just happy to see the young fellow doing what he's doing Do you think uh, they'll ever be an NBA player that is your height five three? I mean, it's kind of crazy I think you know people who are maybe younger who don't remember when you were playing

Just how remarkable it was how skilled you were to make the NBA in a league where it now it feels like every guy's six Three or above. Do you think we'll ever see that again? Or are you are you truly one of a kind? Well, I hope not. I hope we in my days time I'm able to witness it Uh, and that let me know that a kid that has that same dream As I did as a kid believing Regardless of what anyone was saying Um that he can take his skills to the highest level which is the NBA

And um, so I'm waiting for that five three a whole five two guy Um to come along The game has been spread around the world now and you you know, it's over in india's in china Um, so it's in countries that where you know Diminutive players has been introduced to the game. So hopefully, you know, even seeing the states that somebody could You know, take on that challenge and believe that they can and um, because it's all coming down to your skillset Yeah, I think there was a player. Was it arkansas state this year that was five four Five three five four is pretty good. Yeah donnell rogers. Yeah, okay. Um bc. Um bc. Yeah. Yeah

Yeah, yeah, sir Was there ever any like Small advantage that you might have maybe it was somebody that was Uh, like overlooking you because of your stature or was there anything about your game that at at a certain point it Yeah, it's not traditional. It's not how everybody else looks But you were able to find an advantage out of being closer to the ground Well, the game the game is is the game is the game, you know, you how you impact the game is always going to be um for at the forefront and

Regardless of your position You got to have that skill set and fortunately for me. I was a point guard You know, I was small in stature, but I understood the All the you know, the nuances that came with that leadership and with that responsibility of being a point guard You know how to run your team how to make your teammates better as the same time how to get your shot off And having that having that understanding And being able to not be taking advantage of what people look at you as a disadvantage in terms of your height Try to post you up and all that, you know, you're able to withstand that by

Your defensive presence your knowledge of the game Um being able to stay on the floor and being able to stay on the floor and have success against the ones that Called the best and for me if you're the best and you have a success against the best You need to be included with the best and that was the mindset that I always took on the court So having that understanding I was able to you know, allow myself to look to be recognized as a point guard And uh being able to climb the ladders at each levels and I think a lot of small guards, you know, they try to play the game differently and um And trying to play the game as a big guard, you know Sometimes you can get overlooked because they feel like a guard is a dime a dozen

They can find somebody else who do that Same thing that you're trying to do and for me I wanted to change the game and only way I can do that is Defensively making your opponent think make your opponent have a difficult times getting to his uh getting to the offense and understanding That's how it all starts So having that understanding that would really allow me to climb the ladder as far as I did The it it must have also been a benefit in like the public sphere where If you have a guy who's 6 6 or 7 feet tall everyone can you know, you're not anonymous Everyone knows that you know when you walk in a room and everyone expects you to be a basketball player

Where you have the reverse no one expects you to be a basketball player You can kind of blend in and then you're like, oh, yeah, I'm in 14 year mba vet. No big deal You know by that time they kind of your face stands out Yeah But no, I mean that's easy, you know, you kind of just blends in because no one Recognize or look that you as a basketball player, you know, because of your stature, you know, that's just not the case You know, the game is supposed to be meant for a taller player So, you know, you can get away with a lot of things in that regards

Um, but you know once you're on that court, you know, for me, that's where it all came down to gain and respect Wanted to play the game like and be respected as anyone else who played the game as a point guard at their position And I think that's what allowed me to be the guy that I was able to, you know We all impacted differently spud web impacted the game differently. Michael Adams Um, the little Nate Roberson as well. So we had some guys that's out there But we just have a different way to impact the the uh, I think you also had like the perfect, uh, Confluence of events where your name, which obviously it's not mugsy, you know Your god-given name is Tyrone, but your name mugsy bogs is probably the coolest name out there

The hornets were a newer franchise. The starter jacket was the coolest starter jacket Without a doubt and so that coolest night and then you had grandma Larry Johnson who was the coolest player all like together Which kind of took it to another level did everyone Were you did you have teammates that didn't know your real name? What do they think your name was mugsy? Well, a couple of them didn't know my real name. Yeah a couple of them, especially the new guys, you know They just know your name is mugsy bogs and throughout their entire time. So, uh, No one really knew my name especially my middle name as well

Uh, but you know, the true ones knew my name was Tyrone, you know my really true true close friend They knew my name was Tyrone, but you know mugsy has been You know resonated for so long Many people a lot of folks don't even know my name is Tyrone. So that's something that you know become, you know, uh A big question for people when they realize my name is Tyrone as opposed to not mug. Yeah, mugsy is such a great name It's a perfect name. It's like it's either you as a basketball player or you basically could just be transported into like 1920 with a tommy gun in a pinstripe suit like you're a dick tracy villain mugsy bogs Or you know, I had I took a picture with a pinstripe suit on

Um, and my ac well that was the acc They took a photograph of me with my hat on my pinstripe suit with my gun With the pimp card behind it was It was amazing. It was one of my highlights of my college career Um, I was wondering if you know what your stat line was in space jam against the monstars. No, what was it? I don't know either. I was hoping that you would keep track of that that I feel like that's something that should be available But I couldn't find it anywhere online. No, I mean, I I mean, I know we we were we were smashing them quite a bit Yeah, I don't know until we lost our powers. So, you know, once we you know, when they took we had that power

But to that monster he was amazing. Yeah, he was like a vice grip What was that like when you were playing against the monstars when you were filming it? Uh, because that was like, I think that's the first Movie to ever combine like animation and basketball and the same thing They probably were figuring a little bit of it out as they went along How did they like tell you how to attack a defense of monstars that Weren't necessarily right in front of you or maybe they were there. I don't know. Maybe it was a real thing That's too many tricks. I can't get those secrets out like that. I mean, that's the behind the scene type of

Thing that goes on and you know, one or brother, you know, they don't do an amazing job of having that type of Competition and how they able to go against one another without even getting hurt So, I mean that was amazing. But no, I mean, it's all computer. You know, it's all computerized. So, you know, they Know how to animate that animation with the computer. So they put it all together So it wasn't nothing difficult. We had to go against the the loony tunes per se Um, what so I have to ask this question. I know it's a terrible question to ask

But is the story about michael jordan? Is that real? Him trash talking you to the point where like it got in your head That's a that's a fit that that one is like we let's set it straight right now I mean it's been so straight. I mean nothing to say straight. I mean, you just think about what you just said I mean, I play seven more years after that. That's true. That's true That's true. Was he the was he the meanest trash talker though you that you played against? No, I mean it's for me. I mean you my point my position was point guard So we can play against michael was a two guard, right?

So, uh, you know guy pre was my position Yeah, so he was more or less the trash talking and you know love to get it going in that regard But yeah, michael talked a lot, but it was more or less against the guys who's playing against a lot Yeah, two guys. Yeah, I mean for him. I mean somebody said he was going to call me a midget and I missed a shot or whatever and it ruined my career I mean, that's that's crazy. I mean after that series I hadn't had surgery because I was hurting on that series and I had knee surgery and then after my knee surgery Um, you know, I kind of missed the the the entire year afterwards

And then it came back the following year and um, so my numbers that went down and I guess they kind of try to Combine what happened in the series and me just coming back into the To the lead and you know, I was probably 10 years already in my in my career about it So michael jordan made you get surgery. That's the story No, no, no, I had I was so I wasn't even supposed to play in this in the series There we go But just you know the the toughness that you know, because I got hurt just before the series before the season ended got hurt against Atlanta

And we had another two weeks before the playoffs started and you know, I was Projected really not to play but you know, you you know me I had to play I had bone on bone Didn't have any cartilage in my knees But you know, I found a way to to make it work to get through it And uh, but after it was all said and I had to have surgery You were one of the quickest players that I've ever seen play And your crossover was insane. Go look up some mugsie bogues

Highlights of how fast it was latterly. Did you ever actually injure anybody by crossing them up? Well, you made a quite a few people fall, but you know, I don't know if they just actually didn't get back up You know, they fell and I was a little embarrassing moment But no, I don't think I hurt anybody to do guys the way they you know, their career was over Uh-huh Also, we're big fans of the picture of uh, erin judge and jose al-tube that they always show on tv whenever they You know, those two play against each other I think people forget about the picture of you and manute bull next to each other

That poster was everywhere in my high school. It was it was uh, like that al-tube picture on steroids Did you know how iconic that image was going to be when you were getting your picture taken? Absolutely not, you know Newtie and i manute. I mean that was a may resting power He was a hilarious individual Love to laugh love to joke tell about how he killed lines with a spear And so forth, but you know, my first year we was together washing in bullets And uh, and this was before you know team started flying private You know, we had to fly commercial and go through the airport because you imagine

Moses Malone on one side manute on the other side and me in the middle walking through the airport You know cameras was out Manute was one of the famous who always had no shoot no shoot telling the people don't shoot Then they feel like they was threatened like what then he said no you could shoot Who is Yeah, so speaking of teammates like who is your favorite teammate? We obviously talked about del curry and manu bull, but who is your favorite teammate? Uh, both on and off the court to play with I have too many of them

You know, you mentioned to del and manute and you know, lie johnson Lanzo morning moses and lone may he rest in peace yet I mean gosh vince codder tracing the greatest charles oakley I mean johnny newman Rex Chapman, I mean how long I could just keep on going down the line is Too many guys that we still got great bonds and we still keep in contact with each other Of course the david wingate, you know, and I played high school As well as the nba. I mean reggie wams. I mean, I mean you got so many guys

So it's not just one. I'm grateful and thankful for that. How intimidating. All right. So so you listed a bunch of guys How intimidating uh, was charles oakley? Until like maybe he loosened up and and you guys became friends Well, he was never intimidated, you know in terms of me. I mean we We don't know become that way especially where we come from, you know, oak and I I mean you just understand People and you knew oak was an enforcer, you know, he was the type of guy That he just didn't you know back down from anything and when you plan against him, you knew that

I mean, you knew he had his teammates back regardless of any situation. I don't care if you friends with him or not He got his teammates back And until you become his teammates and then that's been any vice versa So that's the guy that you love and you go to love going to war with because he's going to keep it 100 and uh, and no matter what the situation is if it's Vaughn indifference or whatever He's on your side because that's just the loyalty he has with you when you part of him and um, and I love that

I like that. Uh, did you ever play as mugsy boges in mba jam and mba jam? Yeah, I think you were like if I remember the team was larry johnson Alonzo morning were the two guys that they gave you to start But you could and that was the best team that they had like by far the hornets were the best team in mba jam But then I think you were the first substitute that you could make Put mugsy in and you were actually electric to play with because you were so fast. Oh, that's the first time I've ever heard of that I I never knew anything about that. We got to get you an mba jam game. Yes Yeah, I thought I was already in the mba jam

Let's see which one i'm gonna look up the charlotte hornets team I was always in the mba jam I want to say It was wasn't larry johnson and and zoe and zoe and I want to say glenn rice might have been in the Tournament edition. Yeah, you were in the te you were in the tournament Which actually was the better version because you could get on fire and you could do better dogs way better version way better version So, yeah, we gotta we got to make sure that that's yeah, yeah, because yeah I mean you guys educate me now on about you know the games that the about this uh mba jam and

The team and you know different versions of it um, all right, so I had one last question we have to ask this because uh, We're talking basketball mj or lebron mj or lebron. Oh, I guess this is a goat question Yeah, I mean we wouldn't be doing our job as journalists if we didn't say Yeah, man, that's that's easy. I mj always going to be that the forefront, you know lebron is doing amazing things and you know my uh lebron has I mean Will continue to do amazing, but as a basketball, you know I

Analyst all that mj is my guy. Okay. Good answer You're never going to go wrong saying that because like lebron could always Like his story is not done yet. So you can always say he can get there, but he's not there yet Well, it's not for me. He came it's the skill set And it's the skill set that That separates them from me And uh and mj has no deficiencies When it comes to the game of basketball on both ends of the floor, what about you versus lebron one on one?

Full-size court who wins? Oh, uh, we it's gonna be a battle It's gonna be a battle. Yeah, you know, it ain't gonna be that easy for lebron Uh, I think you can take him. It's gonna be I know I can How often do you still play? Not much, you know, a little shooting around here and there in the backyard. That's basically it. No running up and down Yeah, that's it. Yeah, could you dunk once upon a time? Oh, what was your vertical leap? 44 damn. Whoo. That's crazy

Yeah Yeah, I ping pong player wrestler Oh ping pong player, we got to get you up to new york and play a little ping pong up here We got a pretty good ping pong player too. Yeah. Oh, really his name is jake. Yeah. I'm pretty much undefeated He's the best in the office. Yeah same as I same as oh, okay We'll get that game going that would be on the play barstool app. That would be fun Yeah, it's a little they got a nice little championship trophy When I was playing city champ

Really? That's sick All right, so wait who give me uh last last question for me. Give me your mba finals in the in the winner Uh, I'm gonna go with I know this is gonna be crazy people got brooklyn gonna be in the finals But I got no walkie in the finals from the And believe it or not some kind of way. I think the clip is gonna wind up in the east. I'm in the west Whoa, that's spicy. Let's hope they don't go down 2o tonight because that would be tough It will be tough. It will be tough

It will be tough. I mean dallas, you know, considering what happened to him last year I know they kind of remember that and I'm quite sure they got a little edged Um, but they stole home court advantage right now, but I still believe You know the clippers can you know overcome Um, and then at the end of said and done mil walkies walking away with it. Hmm. So you believe in playoff p Well, it ain't about playoff p. I believe in uh, well, I believe in I believe in paul george I believe in paul george. I believe in koala in it as well as addition to rondo and sergio baka So it with uh, tylu at the helms. I think he can get those guys

To that point where they can start playing consistent basketball But um, so I'm gonna hold on to that and uh, and believe that they can still get the job done By the way, I got to correct myself glen rice was on the heat in the nba jam So that was wrong Yeah, but I remember playing with him because I'd go in the corner and shoot threes Mugsy was the third guy and then kindle gill was also in an alternate version of the game But so it was you grandma matt and zoe those were the big three on the hornets and as a uh as a fellow short Person myself. I thought because I know I was on the mural. Yeah, exactly. Yeah

You're definitely in the game for sure. Uh, I just want to say thank you as a short king Like you are you are actually the short king. I would say And so you're an inspiration to those of us. I think I do that Okay, I can I can set that title. Yeah, uh, where where do you draw the line? What do you consider to be a short human being? Uh, I don't draw a line, you know Your height your height your height is what it is. I mean, I don't care how tall you could be three feet tall You're still short and uh, you know, you just your height. You're just shorter than me. That's it

Or you know, you five four you just a little one inch taller than me, you know, you're still but you're still short That's the correct answer. Yes. I like it. Yes. I love it. Well mugsy. Thank you so much We appreciate it and uh anytime you're in new york city. We want to we want you to play some ping pong That'll be awesome. It's on. I got you guys. Appreciate you having me on too. All right. Love it. Thank you mugsy Thanks guys. All right. Take care Mugsy was brought to you by our great friends of our mac welden This year's spring is going to hit a little bit different because we're all finally starting to get back outside and see friends again No matter where your adventures take you bring the comfort and style of mac welden along for the ride

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mankind Okay, we now welcome on a very special guest it is Mick Foley. He is a wrestling hall of famer hardcore legend He has a documentary out on sunday night get excited for it Uh, it will be the entire career of mick foley the illustrious career of mick foley. Thank you for joining us We're excited to have you on uh, I want to start with an easy question How are you feeling physically right now because I saw Story that you did 10 push-ups the other day and you felt like you got hit by a truck. Yeah, that was uh, I guess

You called me a covet long hauler. I even though I was putting on quite a bit of weight I was keeping up the records do 40 44 or four. I was trying to hone in on 50 Covid hit and then I thought okay try a couple weeks after I got over covet And I was like six six push-ups where every one of them hurt like it wasn't even a matter of getting fatigued Like you usually do as you continue getting more and more fatigued Everything just hurt my joints hurt. So That's going to be a continued struggle for me to try to get back to where I was before I got covet. Yeah Yeah, yeah, so what were you doing before you got covered?

Like were you still did you feel like you were in good health? Or did you feel you know the effects of having a decades-long wrestling career? Well, I always feel those effects Um, I'm I'm always a little a little worse for the wear But I had my hip replaced and my right hip and my right knee and wow that made a world of difference 2017 So even with everything else um Happening I still feel better than I did 10 years ago or two or even 15 20 years ago Oh, that's great. So the documentary on Sunday night. I'm sure you will get into this but I uh your career

and the way you wrestled Uh Were there times when you would sit down and it's like all right Here's what we're going to do this match and you're like, hey, you know what? I don't feel like getting my ass kicked for like an hour tonight and like going through maximum pain because All your best matches which that you might have the most legendary match of all time with undertaker are essentially How much pain can Mick Foley go through for the fans amusement? Yeah, uh, some of them were who were that way, but uh, we found that there were other ways to get great reactions

You know There were some moves that simply cannot be feigned, you know that what you see is what you get and they were taking their toll Whereas like the salad tongs apply to the genitalia They get a lot of bang for that buck, you know And in one case it was a nation of domination Then none of the guys who wanted to take the salad tongs because they were going out to a place called the stay out I was like guys It's the easiest reaction in the world and I think I talked Dilo brown into doing it

All you have to do is run in place, you know and and the You know the crowd came on blue to the next night. They all wanted to take it So there's ways we're lucky that we have different ways of reaching the finish line so As much as I took pride in those, you know, all out wild brawls There were ways of getting great reactions that didn't You know to have as much physical fallout. So I remember for example

Triple H has you know, it's a fairly well known your large nose, right? For the nose And one night at what we call the tent town. These are small venues along the east coast In massachusetts and canada kit I I I threw triple h with a pair of salad tongs off the top rope by his nose So clearly, you know, you're you're you're begging credulity if that's the right way to say it, you know Like that's not something that you're going to see in a ufc contest, for example What an hour world it made perfect sense and they got a great reaction. Yeah

So jim ross came up to me. I think that was 97 and he's you know, I don't do a great jim ross. He's like You know, yeah, man. I'm sorry. We're putting you through all these uh anything those matches We're gonna make sure that we stop doing that so your body can recuperate a little bit. I said Do you want me to recuperate? He said, well, of course you're doing this Booking as many of these matches with triple h as you possibly can because we were getting incredible reactions While not putting ourselves on the line and of course later we would you know I had a couple legendary matches with triple h where there were no salad tongs Like there were no throws off the top rope by the nose or anything of that nature

But yeah, you could you could get great reactions without doing those things to yourself Yeah, that's what I always loved about you is like there was always a mixed um Occasionally of like light-heartedness in it almost like a slapstick element to it But then on the other hand you could go out there and you could take the best bumps of anybody in the wwe May perhaps ever like probably a top three guy when it comes to that at least Uh, was there a point because you are kind of like an unconventional wrestler? Uh, was there a point that you realized that vince Saw something in you and that he respected you enough where you might be able to get that

You know to that point in your career where you could hold the crown. Yeah, well there was one very, uh Fortuitous uh statement made to me by jerald briscoe when he came in my first day I had a was known as a dark match non televised match against alo montoya Couple weeks earlier But I was getting ready to do my first raw match followed by a run in where I was going to attack the undertaker so this is kind of a major break moment and Gerald asked me if there was something I could do to the undertaker and I said I could drop an elbow off the tv truck

he said We know you do a lot of these things, you know There may come a time when we ask you to do one of those things, but until that time Please don't do those things and that's saved me. You know, I mean I was able to use the big moves You know in moderation and that that that helped me a lot over the years that was wwe So you bring up undertaker obviously the one of the most legendary matches of all time The king of the ring 1998 one of the first hell in the cells What's your biggest like memory from that? I know that you you went through a ton of different injuries

But was there a moment after where you're like holy shit? Did we nail that was that did you know in the moment that this is going to be a match that people Truly do talk about to this day. It wasn't until the next day um Undertaker really made it a point to take care of me that next day And we watched our uh match. I don't know if it was in catering at that time it probably wasn't catering even back then And when the match was over the entire room stood up and gave us a standing ovation

And I've seen standing ovations when people come back through the curtain I've never seen a standing ovation in catering. So That was when it dawned on me that we had done something special So afterwards they all are just standing up and this is the next day and they're like holy shit That was like at the end of it a movie when people clap and everyone's moved Wow, or maybe it was one of plain lands and everyone's glad they're alive. Yeah, I love that Yes, I mean you should you probably had that feeling of i'm glad i'm alive after going you know through the you know Cell thumb tax everything. Yeah, that was rough

But I I guess it uh, you know It says something I was at the show the next day and even had a short match And then uh, mr. McMahon sent me home for four days to recuperate. Oh four days. Wow. What a that's beautiful That's unbelievable I can't but it's new it is new Did you get a standing ovation when you saved wwe when you took the title from the rock? And uh, I mean maybe you can tell the story a little bit better than I can but what essentially happened was Uh, there was uh, I think it was nitro, right wcw had nitro on at the same time as money night raw

And the announcer would try to dick over wwe by spoiling the result He announced that you were going to take the crown from the rock and then everybody I think 600 000 people Switched over to watch you so it totally screwed them over and they never recovered from that And then wwe was king from that point on did you at least get like a thank you note from ventz? uh I don't know. I he clearly was appreciative of what I did I don't remember there being a thank you note the best way to thank somebody is In their check, you know, so uh, I think you took pretty good care of me and that wasn't big

That was a big night. Uh, you know wcw was live in front of 48 000 people of georgia dome We had a tape show at the wuster center, which is a best seven eight thousand seat arena So they should have had a huge victory And instead it turned out to be a huge victory for us Not just that night, but it was considered to be One of the biggest nights in the history of the money night wars Did you ever have you ever sneezed around vince rickman? We always ask any of our wrestling guests that question

No, but I know that uh I uh, I I went into his food tray And I look, you know, I used to have the poll where vince orders the best of everything, you know And so when he would go back when he would go out leave his office to go to the curtain behind the curtain to uh produce the shows It was a given that I could go in there and just forage for whatever I wanted the finest kind of uh A beef, you know a finest chicken filet And so I thought I still had that poll when I was rummaging through his uh his food tray and uh

Look on his face. He accused me of finger effing his food I was gonna say he's a all-time germaphobe. He could not have been happy to watch you finger fucking his food Oh, thanks for filling in the blank there. Uh, no, he wasn't he wasn't yeah, but he's a hugger. Good hugger Firm hugger. Oh, that's good. That's nice firm hugger like like trying to suck the life out of you hugger like No, just enough just enough To let you know yeah, if he wanted to kill you with his bare hands he could Yeah He never had with some uh adult film legend christie canyon. Oh

Was that just wouldn't let me go. Yeah. Wow. Was he trying to wrestle you? No, it's just her way of displaying affection, I believe. Okay. I'll have to put that on my bucket list for hugs uh This might be a dumb question But do you consider yourself to be the greatest wrestler of all time who ever wore a shirt? To ever use the cover-up. Oh, wow. I'd never been asked that I would have to think You'd have to compile a list of wrestlers who wore shirts And see where I am on that list. I believe

Yeah, I thought you were gonna say the greatest wrestler ever. I'm like brother. I'm not even in the top 50, but I don't let that stop you from watching the biography though, but uh, I don't say I'd be high high on that list of Shirted wrestlers. I agree. I think you definitely are and can you walk us through the process of how you decided to be a shirt guy? Sure. Yeah, I just reached a certain body weight where I thought I would be better served by showing less skin uh, my wife Made something for me put a couple of accompaniments on it and uh, I found that when I Uh, war when I covered up. I was no longer as Self-aware and I could

Pour myself more into the matches So a definite turnaround, you know, I was about 220 when I broke in sleeping in my car 235 I landed my first job and I saw a direct correlation between the escalation of the weight and the escalation of my Standard of living and I may have taken it too far, you know at a certain point But I certainly did better at 270 and even 280 Then I could have if I had been lighter

But I probably should have dropped some weight as I got older. Yeah I mean you were a hero to every kid who uh, you know wore a shirt at the pool and all that stuff and in the summertime Um, so I you know, I appreciate that because it is true like every wrestler you see Is basically built the same and you're one of there's a small list of guys who are a little like Off, you know, Daniel brian that I think that's why he Everyone loved his storyline and you're in that camp of not the average wrestler, but an incredible talent. Thanks. Yeah I think I opened the door for uh unlikely Uh builds to get a better look at wwe

You know a guy like kevin owens May not have gotten that look had it not been for the success that I had another great shirted wrestler He's up there in the conversation. I think uh, I need to come back and we'll just have to go through the list of shirted wrestlers Yes, yes, we should do a mount rushmore. Yes. We absolutely should. Um, how many mr. Sockos did you go through in your entire career? A mount rushmore of shirted wrestlers. Yes. Yes. It's gonna happen. I'm gonna I'm gonna ask that when when does this air? Uh, this is gonna air probably tomorrow. Okay. Um, so maybe I'll make that a lead in my uh In my social media

Yeah, yeah, absolutely. You'll come back because we do mount rushmores in july and august So you'll come back on in july or august and we will do an official mount rushmore of shirted wrestlers Sounds good. What was that last question? Oh, I was gonna say how many how many mr. Sockos did you go through? Um, I want the answer to be like only one and that you still have it You take it out every now and then you put it on your hand and like even in the comfort of your own home You become mankind, but I know that's probably not the answer. Unfortunately not. We uh, we sold the original one for charity Uh, we sold the one I was wearing wanted to feed the rock for charity And they brought in like two thousand dollars each. Isn't that crazy?

Um, but I did I threw at most of the house shows I would throw the sock to the crowd So there have been hundreds of mr. Sockos over the years still. I mean There's something about the pop. I'm sure you can speak to it of when you would You know bring out mr. Socko and it's just It's such an organic hilarious moment and awesome going back to the uh, the salad tongs getting a great reaction Here I was a guy known for doing all this Uh, highly impactful stuff out of the concrete all of a sudden I'm like pointing to my waistband

Yes It was like it was uh, you would get the the reactions and stages. It was the point the reveal the the pull the application And finally the move itself By the way, now seems like it's good a time to uh mention that we do have our annual worldwide Super Socko sale through pro wrestling teams running june 1st through 7th And people can find out more about that at my website, uh real mcfoley.com I love it and and you didn't come up with mr. Socko, right? Wasn't it al snow?

Yeah, I was headed out the door My goal that day was to infuriate mr. McMahon and get thrown out of his uh, hope to his hospital room paving the way for stone cold steve austin to come in And I knew that I had a birthday party clown named your bull who'd be meeting me there And I had like a box of chocolates that was going to be largely eaten by the time I gave them mr. McMahon I had like a surgical glove That was blown up to look like a turkey And I just felt like I needed one more annoying gift and was al snow. He said how about a sock puppet?

I looked at him. I said a sock puppet. He said yeah, everybody hates a sock puppet So the last thing I did before I left for the hospital in lansing michigan was I drew a face on a sock And uh, and ended up using it in a spur of the moment. This is where if it was scripted at the time Uh, I they probably would have shot down the idea of a sock puppet But because no one even knew I had it I brought it out vince reacted to it so well Uh, he gave the glance, you know, the camera zoomed in after he threw me out And he said mr. Soco and to me that sealed the deal

So whose idea was it to turn mr. Soco into a weapon? Oh, that was my idea I thought hey It's long as I had this manable claw that I had been effectively used and put down some of the biggest names in the business for a couple of years Why not apply it to the hand and use that as that becomes the new the new medieval claw Can you walk us through what was happening like inside the sock? Was it the same grip that you would use as a manable claw or when you put it in somebody's mouth? Because we don't get to see that the camera doesn't show what happens under the sock. What are your hands doing?

Ah, the manable claw was a nerve hold developed by dr. Sam Shepard who was the man the tv show and later the movie the fugitive was based on A physician who was uh thought to have killed his wife was later judged not guilty But not completely exonerated he became a wrestler and he was slight of build So he had to use his knowledge of the human anatomy So the manable claw is a nerve hold where the these two fingers go underneath the tongue Press down on the nerves under the tongue while the thumb presses up On the nerve right underneath the point of the chin

So i'm not advising people to apply the hold to themselves But if they want to just test it out you will see that it is an effective hold Ah Yeah, yeah, no that that does hurt. PFT is manable clawing yourself. I just manable clawed myself But would would you always do that? Would you apply pressure every time? That's better left up the imagination. Oh, I like that I like that. All right. So I have one last question. Everyone check out the uh, documentary on sunday night Uh for mc fully it is the roback question use code pft on roback.com for 20 off your first purchase r h o b a c k

Dot com code pft They make the best performance polos the only performance polos we wear and for you mick when you come back on I'm gonna get you your q zip. We're gonna got a q zip for you come to new york We'll do the mount rushmore of shirted wrestlers and we got a q zip for you My last question was i've been watching um the dark side of the ring series, which has been fantastic You narrated the bruiser Brody episode if there were to be a dark side of the ring On your career now, you don't have you know some of these some of these stories are are

You know tragic, but what would be the the uh focus of your career if they had a dark side of the ring Something behind the scenes that maybe usual fans casual fans don't know Well, you know, they did approach me about doing an idea Uh a doing a show and I was thinking about it. It wasn't going to be particularly dark But it was going to be about Uh the decision, uh, you know to wrestle the way I did knowing there would be uh repercussions especially as time went on

And the whole thought press process that went into making those wild matches as good as they could be So not every show is dark, you know, some of them like this past when they had about uh The show in north korea. I haven't seen it yet. I do try to catch most of them But this that one wasn't particularly dark, you know, you could say the wild side the surreal side of the ring But that would have been it. So it would not have been dark But it would have been uh pretty fascinating and then a any biography Approach me at about the same time and uh, you know

That they convinced me that they had a way of telling the story that I've been told before and so I jumped at that I love it. I love it. I'm very excited to watch it. I've got one last last question. It's a very easy one I was told by little birdie that you own a lot of christmas stuff. You're a big christmas guy You celebrate it year round uh, santa claus truther. Yeah, how many santa claus figurines do you own currently? Oh I think I overdo it. I probably eight to ten So I have a guy in germany who wanted to do a custom made uh, make foley Action figure and I was like I've got a lot of action figures

What if you made it and make foley as santa? He is molding it from a kamala figure. It's incredible to see this transition I'll probably put it out there on social media when I get the finished product But he's showing to me in stages and this guy is like the michael angelo of custom wrestling figures So he's got everything of me, you know, some people know I portray the man in red Every december so he's got everything down from the authenticity of the boots to the coat. I wear the hat It's going to look like doc's going to be incredible So that will probably that'll be the only action figure I've got on display in my house

But I will display that one proudly bringing the number up to nine to eleven santa figurines in the house. I love it christmas isn't just a time of year christmas is it's a spirit. Yes It's a mentality. Yes. Yes, right. Well, thank you so much We appreciate it. Mick also Just one last thing you went to high school with kevin james. So we do when you come back on For mount rushmore. We're gonna have to pitch you a movie idea But we'll save that for when you come back on for mount rushmore. God Kevin does make an appearance in my biography So great great and we have a movie idea that you can be part of

So we'll just think about that think about like hey those weird guys that talked to me for 25 minutes I don't know their names or anything about them, but they did have a movie idea and just keep that in your brain Well, thanks a lot guys. All right. Thank you. Appreciate it All right, we're gonna wrap up we got guys on chicks and you on your way Uh, also a reminder next week is memorial day. So, uh, we will have a show on Tuesday and friday So we will be back in studio on monday night no show monday and will be tuesday and friday next week We'll have a lot to discuss. It'll be a lot of our mba playoffs and hockey playoffs to get to so

Yeah, that's a little reminder. I'll remind everyone again on friday. Also watch our shows on youtube and Upvote every single video, please. It helps a lot and watch big cap play corn on two o'clock today play barstow app Uh, all right big well All right, can I do the shirt now because sure all right. I mean we plug play barstow. We got to plug everything Oh, that's good. Yeah, you got to get the merch out there. We got to get the merch out there. It's smart What does that say? It says best in the office best in the office your laptops in a good place Yeah, there you go. Check that out. Jake was a handsome guy. What the hell Is that's just determination right there? That's the look of uh, just domination. It's the look of I might get a tattooed

On your chest. Yeah, it's somewhere get that exact shirt tattooed on my body somewhere Two o'clock today big guy's gonna lose a frank the tank. Uh, make sure you zoom in. I think so I don't know the flaming curse stuff to be and if you think differently you can make your picks and play barstow All right. Hey big cat, uh, just wondering if your dick and balls actually become bigger once you become a dad My husband's haven't grown since I first met him when we were both 16 and I'm thinking it'll grow You know be able to please me if he knocks me up. Thanks handsome. I would say it's the opposite My dick is getting smaller I mean it is yes, it is. It's like a like a gun that's been shot a lot. Well, yeah, it's it gets rusty

It's yeah, it's almost like the everything knows like hey We're almost done. Mm-hmm. Like we're There's nothing left here to prove like a great horse that's got that's gotten you the distance Yeah, so we're gonna we're starting to get our legs out from under. Yeah, we're just gonna go shrink off in a field somewhere Hey guys quick question when the guys Want to watch sports all weekend instead of actually playing sports. Are they alphas or betas? Big alphas. I think it's more alpha to watch other people play sports It's you know, it's actually the most alpha thing you can do is to criticize other people for how they're playing sports that you couldn't play

Yes, yes, and also Playing sports is hard watching sports for an entire weekend. That's almost The hardest thing in the world to do. Mm-hmm. Like that's I I All right, no no like I'm not being hyperbolic here. No cap. No cap. Thank you. No cap I would actually put it up. I know that there's a little bit of a difference, but I would put up Uh guys sitting on a couch and watching an entire slate of college football on saturday and an entire slate Of nfl football on sunday. I'd put that up there with the iron man I really would

Obviously not physically as taxing but mentally far more tax I would say physically more taxing in the long run because if you do that over the course of an entire career watching sports Those weekends add up in it the pounds add up to the social media. This is an entire lifestyle on where it's like to watch And also tweet and bet and it's also the like it's it's one of those things where give me any triathlete in the world I probably can't do what they're doing, but I bet you I'd have a better chance of doing what they're doing Then they could do what I'm doing. Well, also they're fucking If you do that every single weekend You're probably going to die before the person that runs a triathlon every single weekend

So you tell me which is harder on the bottom. Yeah, and if someone if you're in shape and you're a triathlete You're one of those fucking uh tryhards that wakes up at like five in the morning to run no chance you can sit through Louisville play duke Like noon on a saturday late night snack in the whack Yeah, right like you you would be tapped out and then you got to wake up and there's a london game Oh, the dolphins are playing the jags. Guess what? No rest for the weary Absolutely, and then you you think that I truly believe you can make you think you can make kickoff on sunday countdown Right when randy moss and the boys are sitting down starting to chop it up

I don't think so. Can you do a screen grab lights out before the sun as soon as al sliding in you'd be fucking Head on the pillow lights out. Listen. It's tough to get up there at the crack of 10 a.m. And and get the screen grab with that first sign on college game day Oh, right over kirks shoulder by the way first one out there by the way if we're really counting this It's not just one week. It's the whole season. It's 18 weeks now Which reminder jake put that in there that we have to do some stress test training to make sure that we're Up to an 18 week schedule. We don't want to get injured in week 17. I don't know Probably season. Yeah, we got a fit. Yeah, maybe three season. We sit down and watch get some reps stress us

Well, because it's just like there is there's it's more season for everyone You know there are people that was the big bugaboo in the cba like guys are gonna get injured that counts fans too And also we've got games on thursday nights now, which are just a health and safety nightmare for us Especially they might not even be on tv. Sometimes we have saturday night football It might be this year in the nfl, but it's labeled thursday night football on saturday Your brains have to be fungible and adapt maxion be water Maxion Hey dadcat hank and that other guy

I'm lucky enough to have met the love of my life and we recently got engaged Congrats I've started looking for wedding venues and the place i love the most has only one saturday open for the entire rest of the year It's on november 6th Nope, this wouldn't be a problem except my fiance refuses to get married on a day that the razorbacks are playing He said I refuse to go to weddings if the hogs or chiefs are playing and I won't make other people do it for our wedding Do you think my fiance is being ridiculous to make us wait four extra months to get married? I need help Sounds like you get a real gym. I would say

Yeah, don't do if you're if your husband is a diehard Razorbacks fan My guess is there are people in his family that are also extremely diehard razorbacks fans And they're going to figure out a way to be watching the hogs play during your wedding one way or another So I would say yes, absolutely delay it at least until well I was going to say until the college football playoffs are over, but it's arkansas So until early january delay it. Whoa. Whoa. Uh, what's the name? Uh, yes. Yes, sir Sam, uh, fuck what's sam pits, right? He's the college football coach for arkansas. He's fucking awesome

He's got them going in the right direction. I I agree with you pft If if he's diehard someone a lot of his family is diehard It's not a casual fan base. You basically will pitman you will basically, uh, your entire wedding experience will be hijacked by that game People will be wanting to watch that instead of watching you and the love of your life and all that jazz happened So yeah, don't do it. Well, let's let's check up real quick. Who are they playing? You said november 6th november 6th Let's check. I'm also gonna look real quick. You can't do it And everyone's gonna be miserable Mississippi state. I mean you should beat the shit out of them that they suck

Yeah, but everyone would be miserable guess that line Oh, um, what's the line? You mean? Yeah, sorry. I think it's going to be Uh, arkansas by one and a half. He oh it's at home arkansas at home. It's a yeah, it's a three and a half Um, here's what else here's what else you're missing. Fayetteville lsu alabama lsu alabamas that weekend Uh, florida south coast south girl. It sucks. Texas, uh, a&m auburn. These are some of the games that you're making your entire Uh, guest list skip, Illinois, minnesota. That's probably the beth moans game of the week. No one can watch it. Uh Ohio state, nebraska That's a big game. Yeah, huge historically. Yeah, Oklahoma state west virginia. I'm so excited. I was

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Just dump a bunch of cotton balls down your jeans. Mm-hmm I think we got that one. All right, uh I know here's what you do just eat a bunch of different packs of beef jerky Take out all those silica gel packets and then put those in your vagina. Yep captures all the moisture What's up big cat pft cake in bubs? First time oh, no, no question for mr. Cometer Do you receive a residual check for your epic potential grammy winning performance in the nhl commercial of you playing the air guitar? I keep seeing it every day. I wonder how that works since you guys make a mere 75k an episode

I surely hope 80 we're at 80 no one got pumped up Because the leap year there was an extra day so 5000 bucks no other no worse way to Reveal yourself as a casual by tweeting like now Is that pft? Cometer and the Yeah, I've got a few of those. I've been like it's very late to do that. It's not it's actually not me There we go. It's just body double. It's some guy that I whoever he is. He's hot as shit and he's tall And here's for the cats looking your loves great teams They should probably take take you out of that commercial now the caps are out

I don't know what the what my contract says about that You know be funny if somebody photoshopped uh instead of me holding the air guitar golf clubs Just a big classic. Oh, yeah, just a giant l. Oh holding an l. Damn playing l. Uh hit me that hard Let's see Oh, by the way, I think ovey's gonna resign. Nice that you guys were worried about that. I was worried. Yeah I'll do two more. Uh, what's up PMT? Especially girl dad cat. Are you going to have dr. Phil back on? I really think it could help heal the rift between jake and hank That's actually a good call. Uh, that's great because we're talking about I'm gonna make the text right now

We were talking about getting a uh, like a marriage psychiatrist or a marriage therapist on I think that dr. Phil is even better than that like dr. Phil will straighten out any mess We got him to apologize for mk ultra on behalf of the psychiatric community dr. Phil is great at bearing hatchets So yes, I would love to have him back on. Mm-hmm. I'm doing it right now Texting peggy and kelly. Can we get speaking of peggy? Hey daddy cat pfg alpha hank. I like pfg Alpha jake and beta hank. I recently went on vacation with my boyfriend and national Being we both live with our families. It's rare. We get the freedom to explore the bedroom. Oh on the trip every damn hotel He would drop hints about wanting me to peg him

Whoa, that's really exploring the entire okay He wants to be pegged or do you think it's really funny thing to joke about please let me know guys I mean if it's your first time like I can confidently say I've never joked about wanting to be pegged Uh to my significant other so I think that's a sign he would like to be pegged Especially if it's like all right, we finally have some alone time in a bedroom to ourselves Right, let's do let's get the why won't you can you please fuck me like it's it's totally normal to be like miley sirens Choke me with your garter belt and then throw me off the empire estate building But it's right. It's weird to be like hey put your finger into my rectum. Yeah, I I think he uh

I'd no king shaming. No, but you got to peg them and and hard and you might Like really hard you might like it. Yeah. Yeah, it sounds like I don't matter if you like it You know what he's gonna like it He's gonna love it since you're writing in to part of my take asking that question I think that means that she might be maybe feeling a little bit like this could be fun No, yeah, do it give us a follow up on this I want to I want to hear how the hotel room went hit us on the side And we will we will get you we will pay for one night hotel room

Wherever you want and a towel to up to A certain limit and we will $50 but you have to peg And you have to tell us that you peg $50 a look went to in outside of columbus, ohio He's pegging. All right numbers 49. Is that it Hank? 18 8 8 99. Would you say a bubble? 86 Also comment in the youtube comments. What do you think the numbers gonna be three three?

All right big three. I feel like we've gotten a lot of single digits recently. Have that we had one and two I think last week. Whoa. Wow wild. Whoa. Ha that is why Do we want the fact animal yet animal fact In 2009 a fox cub was caught in a trap in england for two weeks but survived because its mother brought it food every day That's a very nice story Hey Oh