Pardon My Take - Mt Rushmore Season Begins, Actor Arian Moayed (Stewy From Succession), Nuggets Parade + Fyre Fest

Episode Date: June 16, 2023

US Open has kicked off and the course is getting smoked. Nuggets parade looked incredible and Mike Malone was the drunkest person in the world (00:00:00-00:18:03:11). Mt Rushmore season is here and we set the table for stakes on this summer plus kick it off with Mt Rushmore of lifetime stats you wish you had (00:18:03-00:52:17). Actor Arian Moayed joins us in studio to talk Succession, Robin Williams becoming his mentor, script writing and tons more in an awesome interview (00:52:17-01:29:43). We review Denzel Washington’s Man on Fire plus finish up with Fyre Fest of the week (01:29:43-01:53:52).You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

Hey, part of my take listeners. You can find every episode on Apple podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen, add free on Amazon music. On today's part in my take, Mount Rushmore season is back. We are ready to kick off Mount Rushmore season. It's going to be the best Mount Rushmore season we've ever had. We have some stakes involved. We have some great pairings. We're going to start with the Mount Rushmore season we've ever had. We have some stakes involved. We have some great pairings. We are going to start with the Mount Rushmore of Lifetime stats you wish you had. We also have a great, great interview with actor, Aryan Moed. And it was awesome. He's stewey from succession. It's one of those interviews we did. He came in the studio

and we walked out in like that guy rocks, he is the man. So some really cool interesting stories from him about Robin Williams, about a succession, everything. We have movie review, Man on Fire, one of Denzel Washington's best movies. Big guy in honor of Mount Rushmore season. Who's on your Mount Rushmore president? Ooh, Ben Franklin.

I got, I like Hamilton. Alexander Hamilton. Hey, who do you got? Dave Portney. Good guy, cool. And Hank. For a dollar, name a president. Hank.

Taft. Taft, it's a favor. Robert Taft. Robert Taft. Oh, Bobby T. Robby T. Yeah. Okay, so great show coming your way. And it's brought to you by Premiere Rugby 7's PFT and Hank

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Yes. Is that simple? And they're high scoring games too. So, it's going to be a lot of action. I think I'm going to be on the sidelines for the broadcast that's going out of Premier Rugby 7. So watch it. Hank, where can they watch that if they're watching at home?

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He's a hard man to take. He's in it by barstain's port. It's a part of my take. Is anybody barsting sports? Welcome to part of my take today is fria June 16th. And it's baseball season. Yeah, and Ricky Fowler's back. Ricky Fowler's all the way back. Sixty two.

Sixty two. You asked open record, I believe. Holy shit, that's awfully. Choffly could shoot a better one. So we're taping this in the afternoon because PFT Hank and Max are going to Austin tonight. But yes, it is US open. It is baseball season. It is that first moment after all the other sports and you're like, okay, summertime. It's hooky season. It is. If you like playing

hooky and I think that you do a perfect time of year to just skip out on work, it's important to have that work life balance, you know, yeah, skip out on work, go to the baseball game and have a couple of cold. Yeah, you don't want to be a work work guy. No, you don't. It's also parade season. Yeah. The grade season. The nuggets had their championship parade today for all those that thought that that uh, Yoke Kitch was going to go home to Serbia and just be, you know, in a stable staring at his horses for hours on end. Not yet. Not yet. There's plenty of time for that later. He said that Thursday was the best day of my fucking life.

And you know, I told you I don't want to stay in parade, but I fucking want to stay in parade. Yeah. So, love it. Yeah. Because people were starting not me, but I did see some of the discourse being like, oh, Yochitch, like he's trying too hard to not care, because I guess he lost his, he didn't know where his NBA finals MVP was.

I don't think Yokeuch is doing, he's just being himself. Like Brooks. Yeah, I was not like he's going online being like, oh, am I getting points for not caring? Like he's himself. I was gonna say, like he is kind of a Blake. Yeah. Yokeuch is, he's got big, like he is kind of a Blake. Yeah. YoKitch is, he's got big Blake energy, Blake of itch.

Yeah, Blake of itch, I like it. I like it. So he's still, he's still our king. I'm not gonna turn on him because he lost the finals MVP. No. He's been drunk, he's been having fun. What the fuck? Let him, let him enjoy himself.

People, you know how you've seen it, I'm sure as well, where people are like, he's trying too hard to not care. It's like, no, he's just being an honest guy. Yeah, he's just sick of running. Yeah, and what's the payoff? Like where, he's not online, he doesn't have like a huge social media phone. I don't even know if he has social media.

Like he's not doing this for some payoff where it's like he's gonna gain some points. He's just being honest. The guy wants to see his horses. I think it's funny because if you asked me a couple of years ago, I probably would have cited more with people that are like, he's trying hard to not care. But only for the reason that as a sports fan watching that, if you see somebody reach the peak of their entire profession,

it's profession that you care about watching on TV so much, and they win a championship and then they're like, oh, whatever, then you feel about yourself like, well, why do I care so much if this guy is so good and he doesn't care? Right. But at the end of the day with Yokehch, I think it's 100% legit. Like, he spends all year in a country

where he doesn't speak the native language, that's not his first language, he's like picked it up along the way. So he wants to go home and again, see his horses. He wants to go home and talk Serbian to his horses. Yes, so let him let Yokech just be himself. Let him do his thing. Also shout out Mike Malone, Michael Malone.

Oh, no, today he was Mike. He was Mike. He was, yeah, he was prison Mike today. Nice to meet me. Maybe on the way to prison Mike. He was the drunkest guy at the parade. I know when you see these parades, usually the coach is not the drunkest guy.

I fucking love Mike Malone. We're running the ship back. We got to get him back on the show. Yeah. Watching him backwards hat, running the ship back, Brucey B, he was calling him. He was like, he was catching up. It looked like fireball shots from the crowd. He was in a cherry picker.

I think it was maybe it was a fire crowd. He was in a cherry picker. I think maybe he was a fire engine, he was on. He looked like he was having the best time ever. He said, we some greedy bastards, baby. Yeah. So Mike Malone, the man, he had a huge chain. What a boss. He was like the embodiment of the, how do you do kids?

Meam, when he was rocking the backwards hat, oversized t-shirt that said, like, put these nugs in your pipe and smoke it or whatever. And then just hammered with a giant t-shirt on. He looked awesome. He looked like he was having the time of his life. And I would give him the parade MVP, the PMVP.

And then I would also give this other guy who caught a beer that was thrown at the parade. Have you seen the interview on the news of this guy? This is the most Denver bro of all time. I see it. Listen to this dude, react to catching a beer that was thrown at the parade have you seen the interview on the news of the sky? This is the most Denver bro of all time. You see it listen listen to this dude react to catching a beer and then chugging it on the air There was eye contact in port oh yeah, no, do you see toss me that bruski? I already had to do it ahead to do man I hope not that straight bear claw on him now just like Baby you know the drink it and as soon as I seen it

I was like I know what I got to do look to my boy said this for us bang bang, you know what I'm saying So you made eye contact with him and they three would be here. Yeah, literally yeah Like I was hyping up the crowd and he would be shit and then he just like look right at me And I was like dude, I'm the one broke come on send it my way And so he did he launched it. I fucking caught it caught it. And it's just a history story after that. You know, it's just a history story after that. It's just a history story after that. That dude's awesome.

Oh, hell yes. He reminds me of the, did you see the video, the Philly guy? Oh, the I-95. Yeah, I know he was like, yo, I was sleeping and woke up and the bridge was gone. Is it, we lost the World Series? We lost Super Bowl, we lost 95.

Did you say that? Yeah. What? Oh no. I didn't hear that part. Step for highway game up, Max. I have it. Yeah.

Oh yeah, let's see. The one that was separate from like the video that went viral on Twitter. Oh, okay. It was just have a, just when there's not a lot of sports to talk about. Dude's rocks. Yeah, just go interview a bro. Yeah no not a lot of sports talk about dudes rocks just yeah Just go interview a bro dude rock of the week. Yeah, dude's rock of the week. All right other things Yeah, U.S. Open going on right now max looking good strong for his first day. What do you finish at? I think it's an issue at minus two. Okay, I think too on two other good showing from that's a good showing

You can't it's what we're talking about put the put the towel over the leader board You can't worry about Ricky Fowler being minus eight because it's rege faller minus eight Shoffley minus seven and then the next person Scotty chef for my three obviously Brooks hasn't gone yet a bunch of big names in the Outdoor having gone yet, but oh more and more good max max is course records still stands. Yes Yes, unless Shoffley nails this birdie putt. Oh, no. 61. He's the minus seven.

No, he's tied right now. Oh, no, I'm not a birdie putt. Did I just jinx Max's course record? Jesus Christ. On his home track. BFT. Yeah. But yeah, I think it's a good spot for Max.

That was out of those two crazy numbers. Like, he's right there. You can't lose your record to a guy. The course is coming. Yeah, I don't know. I feel like this course is kind of washed right there. You can't lose your record to a guy. The course is coming. The course is coming. Yeah, I don't know. I feel like this course is kind of washed right now. Speed is the only person that ever finished 10 under for a major for this, the US Open.

Really? And there's no way, I mean, I feel like the course is coming. The course is gonna go by back. But not shooting minus eight again tomorrow. How's that gonna happen? You think pen placements are gonna be more dangerous? Wind, they'll call up the wind. Yeah, hit up DARPA. Yeah. Just be like, hey guys, we're going to need a gust. Max also could have he could have been 300. There was one putt that he

had that just did a 360 stayed on the lip. Should we also have some great par saves. Yeah. I'm not going to congratulate par saves. I'm just not. I expect more. All right. Yeah, I'm not gonna congratulate Parsis. I'm just not I expect more. All right. Yeah, I'm a whole new high standard Positives course. Yeah, and I'm I feel good about them But I'm also you know, we got to we got to be positive But we also got to be we can't just be given out gum drops and and candy canes Mm-hmm for going minus two. We got to get bet We got a build off. Yeah, we could start build off Yeah, you know who else gave out gold stars to everybody? Yes.

That's true. Oh, here's Sam Bennett. What else we got? Anything before we get to Mount Rushmore season? Well, I'm so excited for. God damn it, do I love Mount Rush. I just want to say that if I lived in Las Vegas, this isn't about the Golden Knights.

This is about the Oakland Athletics. If I lived in Las Vegas, I would not go to an Oakland Athletic game once they moved to town. I think I think Las Vegas needs to stand or at least threaten to stand with Oakland fans because think about this way. If you're getting a team that's that's illegally robbed from a city and deposited into your city as your new home, your new home team to root for, that's like if you, if you hook up with a chick who's married and then you expect that that person is going to be loyal to you. This is a piece of shit owner.

Las Vegas should do in solidarity with Oakland, tell him we're not gonna go to these games. So you can't just take a team away from him. If you wanna relocate a team, that owner, first of all, he's billionaire, he's not have to pay for his own f**king stadium. Bax. Lephthththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththt to pay for his own f**king stadium. Back, sleep that out, please. F**king him. Sleep that out too. And f**king him in the ass.

F**king up the a's. F**king him in the eye hole. Yeah, so if you do move a team, you should have to go to prison for five years. Okay. How's that? How's that? Just go to jail. You have to go to jail in the town that you abandoned.

And then yeah, you can get out of prison if you make it. And then you can collect your billions of dollars on the other end. Counterpoint, there's probably some like kids in Las Vegas right now growing up. And they're like, yeah, I mean, we just win Stanley Cups and we steal Oakland teams. I guess so.

The Raiders, they've got practice. They do have practice. They have a lot of practice stealing. The Raiders bounced around a little bit though. It just, but they still were stolen. It from the same stadium that the A's playing. It just, it feels dirty. I would not I would not be comfortable supporting that.

Yeah. No, it's a little brother. I loved I love the A's doing the reverse boycott. That was awesome. And they won seven games in a row. Mm-hmm. Are they are they still the worst team? They I think they're tied for the worst record.

I've lost a lot of money in the last seven days on my Oakland athletics bed, which is just the system. I'm betting against their ownership but still I think it's close to being it's about breaking the A's are game better than the royals. Oh wow. I lost nine in a row they're 18 and 50. Wow. Huge. That's crazy when you win seven games in a row to go 18 and 50. Yeah. So they're 19 and 51 now. Yeah, but you won seven games in a row to so you were 12 and 50 with his name John Fisher 11 and 50 Yeah, John Fisher fuck John Fischer John Fisher doesn't love you bra last Vegas. He doesn't love you. We stand with Oakland

Now we lost 95 Looks like we're just taking a house Wait, he doesn't have the best luck right now. We lost the world series. We lost the Super Bowl. We lost 95 Looks like we're just taking out It doesn't look like he doesn't have the best Hey, where did that clip say I didn't hear it You don't have in the best luck right now. We just we lost a Super Bowl. We lost the world series now. We lost 95 Yeah, so it looks like we're just taking out as a Boston fan Max. What do you think about that? No, that guy's a legend fuck Boston

All right, should we get to Mount Rush for a season then great interview and We'll see everyone. We're gonna. Yeah, we'll do both those things fire fest Max's course record still stands. Yes Max score for actually still stands pop it up We did it up and he did it as a young college kid can Can't lay his butt to come out hot. Oh, okay, so classic Hank rooting gets our friends. No, I Brooks max can't lay. You know Patrick? No, but I bet on him.

Mm-hmm. So if it was Brooks, first can't lay at the end. Brooks. Yes? Yeah, if it's Brooks and Max at the end. Hank. Oh, if it's Max and Max at the end Hank Oh, if it max more money I I would say max I would say max because this is first yeah Oh, it's Brooks six. I'm fucking rock. I'm gonna wait till what Charlie tells me to say

I'll call you know what if it's Brooks and Max at the end. I'll just close my eyes Hank if you watch it if it's can't lay and either max or Brooks, max or Brooks, will you cash out your can't lay? I won't be able to, so it'll be in Texas, but in theory, I would. Okay, I would, I mentally will. And I would imagine, I would imagine. I mentally will cash out.

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Too Lane is not in the college baseball. We're about all over the street. They were in the tournament. They were in the tournament. Yeah. This is now the third round of the tournament. They play the regional super regionals. Now we're in Omaha.

Is the oral still around? Oral is still around 25 to one. I'm taking oral. I'll take a oral any day of the way. I think it's just like the NCAA Cinderella now. Yeah. If madness college world series. My favorite thing about the college world series too

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It is time if you are new to the show every summer. We do Mount Rushmore season, it is time if you are new to the show every summer. We do Mount Rushmore season, there's been different iterations of it. We've obviously added people to the show because we want everyone to get involved. We thought maybe like a six man Mount Rushmore would be pretty tedious and long. So we're doing teams again and the teams are max and Hank. Two guys that love each other. Billy and Jake, you guys should just be the Celtics. Yeah. I'm so yeah. Team Celts and then PFT and myself. I think we stretched all the age ranges with these Mount Rushmores. So AWL throughout the idea that we should probably have a punishment

this year to make it a little more interesting. Hank has already said no to this. I've talked to everyone else. Hank just got here. Well, he doesn't know what the punishment is, but he gave a preemptive no to it. No, if before we even get into it, you again, we've talked about it. We talked about it on FAQs a few weeks ago. You guys, and it's fine.

It's fun exercise. It's good to get the banter going. But you guys ruined Mount Rushmore two years ago when you threw the pizza toppings draft. I will never be able to take it seriously again. That kind of was the end of, you know, the competitive side of it. So I've actually gone back in front of it. I can't take it seriously as a competition. I can talk about my picks, but I've thought about it. And double olives was actually a great great pick great draft the older I get the more I realized I wasn't throwing that at all I was literally right We did it so you could get a win. You're trying to cancel amount rush more. That's that's lame. That's what that's okay

We know lock woke. That's in the past. Let's move forward. Let's make it competitive again I think what we should do is so the no and you guys throw the vote You guys have the two Listen, I've thought about it. I've thought about it. Listen the graphic will be posted with with no names attached So be team one team two team three I promise you that we I think what we should do is we should do like a two hour voting window and no retweets during those windows. So we can't talk about it. It's vote people vote. They just see the graphic. They vote. We can talk about it after the votes are done, but that's it. So that way we get both both like people you know

arguing online Mount Rushmore season later on in the afternoon of show days, but we also get a clean vote that has no no one like pushing it one way or the other. What's the punishment? Okay. The punishment, and again, let me just say, five out of six of us in this room are in on this, Hank, you were the last person to turn your key. I haven't heard.

Okay, so I was thinking through punishments, and I was thinking, well, the bowling punishment was great because people could watch along, people like to see, you know, us get punished. The punishment that I am offering up for Mount Rushmore season is the losing team has to do a 24 hour stream in a white padded room, solitary confinement.

Obviously you're not solitary because you're with someone else. 24 hours, nothing else in the room but the two of you. With a P hole. With a P hole. See that? No, that's a success with the P hole. That he wants a glory hole so bad. Let's just get a bunch of. I just told him it's hard.

I mean, again, if it's 5 out of 6, like I guess I'll, you know, that doesn't matter anyway. My vote doesn't matter. But you're gonna rig it so that you guys don't have to. We're not gonna rig it. We're not gonna. We're not gonna do that. If we rig it, we're not going to be posted anonymously and we're not going to retweet it for two hours. And what? And our fingers out of the. Listen, I'm down for it. I'm down for the for the added content. 24 hours. You know, and if you guys told us mean Max had to do it anyway, I would do it, but this is just you know, you guys are, you guys are, it's fine. Meams were saying maybe, maybe you get one ball. Well, no, we're saying, we're adding something every two hours. So it's like after two hours, maybe we had a pen in a paper after another

two, you could sleep in there. You could do whatever. Yeah. 24 hours. So many pushups. People just watching you sleep. Billy Trit, Billy's going to treat this. I would just go on a jail.

How that man had been. What if you got a boner while you're sleeping? That probably, I was going to say I was going to bend it before then sleep. Then now it would be miserable. I think it should be also, there should only be one pillow allowed in the whole room. I know what's gonna happen is if it's Hank, he's gonna start yawning and Max is gonna actually kill him.

It will be like a prison cell. It's gonna be a psychological test for the losing team. What happens if someone snaps though? You start hallucinating, that's great for rating. Can we have someone on call? And we can do Hank, what we can also do is we can do a picture in a picture where the losing team is in the 24 hours by themselves and we could have all the other four winning teams

Could offer some you know commentary at certain points to keep the stream interesting Yeah, listen, I'm never gonna be I'm never gonna turn down extra content. That'd be a good stream I just and you great stream. You know, no phone. Let's just hope you guys are honest. No phone. Just guys, honestly, I guess if I'm really thinking out loud, it's like if the AWLs really want to watch one of these teams do it, they want to watch you guys have to go in there.

Sure. Oh yeah. I guess so. Yeah. No, they would never want to torture you. Well now, now you're doing what you accused us of doing. No, I'm just thinking,. I'm thinking I'll out. It is a good point. It's a valid point by me. You're rigging the vote.

I'm thinking, I'm thinking that's the thing. It's already contentious. You're rigging the vote. All right, so you're in for this. Yeah, I does it five out of six. I didn't, it doesn't matter. Yeah. Are we gonna be allowed to sleep overnight?

Yeah, you can sleep. It's 24 hours. We're gonna be left alone. Can Billy's dog come? No. No, no dogs. No, but we'll actually Jake and Billy's dog and we'll be together would be very funny But we were thinking about you know, we'll add we'll add actually mean max would be the worst combination

I think you guys would be pretty good You will add different things throughout like you know, we were saying that our four we add like a gameboy with very little battery left We had like a Game Boy with very little battery left. Shit like that, just to, you know, we'll keep splicing it up, but you are in a cell for 24 hours, or a padded room, we wanna say a cell, we don't wanna get Mr. Beast canceled here. You're in a padded room for 24 hours with your partner.

When? After amount rush more season. Which is, I'm like, we're doing September. Oh. I was actually gonna be a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of I don't know if the office will be fully ready to be able to pull this off But what would be funny is to do start the Wednesday Wednesday night before the kickoff for NFL season so you get out and there's NFL That would be good. Yeah, I mean I'm just future you in the off chance that you do lose like you would Football season we're gonna try to win. We're gonna try to win What about birthday presents here? do lose like you would football season. We're gonna try to win. We're gonna try to win. What about? What about the,

what about the, oh, this running on Friday, but we'll, do you want to, well, you have to take this call. Yeah, yeah. Hello. He's taking the call for a expert there.

Hello, yes, it's a stripper. Yeah, it is. Okay, I'll be right there. I'll be right there. I'll be right there. Right now, big boy. Yeah, you is. Okay, I'll be right there. I'll be right there. Right now, big boy. Yeah, you were going to watch.

Oh, maybe we had a stripper. I just did it. Well, our seven, there's a stripper at it. Billy, you want to go out, I was actually thinking, he whole, if we did it in some sort of a room that had a glass wall, what about path? We can have the super distance for us on the other side of the wall. We're what we'll have to take a shit. We'll allow every two hours you get, or every three hours you get like a five minute pass or break.

What if your body doesn't align with that? You're gonna have to train it. You're gonna have to hold it in. Every three hours you can't, you're not potty trained? To poop? Yeah. Three hours you can't. You shit before you go in and I think you'll be okay.

What's the food situation? The food situation is whatever we give we order to you Whoever whoever the losers or winners are gets to decide the food situation. We'll put it through a hole in the wall. Yeah It's gonna be great There's a very easy way to not do it and that's just that's just to win great. Yeah All right 30th birthday. This is great. We got we got $200 worth of Taco Bell because that's the most

that they would allow me to order. Um, we're going to have to make our own case of retos. That's a delight on starving talk. And we got some a hot blast for the boys coming in soon. Oh, hell, yes. So what are we going to do? Thank you

points for first place. One point for a second. Um, yeah, how do we yeah, how do we decide that's or no, it should go three to one three points for first two points for second one point for last. What if we make last negative points. That would be pretty late. Last place negative one point. Yeah, I guess 2, 1, 0 is fine. Yeah, 2, 1, 0 is fine. Yeah, but we're not adding negative. Negative, negative. Yeah. Or 1, 0, negative. It's just easier if it's 2, 1, 0.

2, 1, 0. Okay, so we're going to kick off Mount Rushmore. And the voting is only on Twitter or not. We're not giving the other platforms a voice. Would you like to? How can we do that? I care about the other platforms. Yeah, how could you do that?

I don't know. We can't. We can set up a poll on Instagram, right? IG stories well then you have to consolidate the polls results I think that's me one poll. We just have to decide It's one poll. Why can't you just get I mean I just you guys are whatever no, okay fine. We can do Instagram What a Google drive for a poll that's no What about Google Drive for a poll? Okay, that's not. No. Hank, and you need ID to go.

As our numbers guy, we can do a poll on Instagram and a poll on Twitter and you can consolidate. You can do the numbers. No. I so would keep a simple address like you've done every single year, which is we put the poll out at the same time of day on Twitter and we vote on Twitter. It will be a thing.

People can listen to the show and then rig it. Well, that I'm based on who they want. That is out of our control. You want to do the poll before anyone listens? Mailing voting. So what's that? Let's do mailing. No, I'm down.

This is going to be a disaster. But I, you know, let's let's let the chaos ensue. Yeah. Let's go. I'll blast for the boys. This is the light We could also if you guys want if you think it would be smarter to do the polls like the day after the show comes out So it's not people don't have it in their mind of who picked what we can do that I was just say this now whatever we pick we have to stick with it can't be like someone starts to lose and then we change

Agreed. Oh great. What if we tweet the poll on Dowages Twitter two hour window to our window Clock every day Yeah, noons to two turn off tweets and replies that's smart Noons noons to every day the poll will go up and it will be blind team one team two team three and we'll switch up the teams Like where they yeah, where they are. Yeah, exactly. All right. Okay. I like my team.

I actually think. I like my team. And I and AWLs have to vote who they actually think went. So don't know rigging on your side. You can't. I mean, you can vote for wherever you want. No, you already tried to rigging. Free country, big cat.

All right, free country. Okay. I'm voting. Hank, it's like voting for the green candidate. Hank and Max in that in that in that cell would be so good. And you would get the benefit of me and PFT being able to commentate for the whole. Exactly.

Plus, I'm like, less producers, you know, you know, I was thinking that if me and you have to do the punishment, we probably just won't talk at all because we don't want to show. Yeah, we're going to see for the show. So we're probably just gonna probably nap I mean, you're tired. You're dad. Yeah, to catch up on sleep. Just gonna nap the entire time Hank would literally sleep the entire time No, like that's all that's all he does okay

Anyway, all right, so before you you would also pace you do a lot of pacing around the room and not let not let Hank sleep all right So before you go one last rule before the two two members go in they have to take 120 milligrams of Vat. I could power. I might have a cycle. That sounds illegal. Give me that and some some MJ and I'd still power through it. Okay, alright, so first off, it's like you're having a knife fight in the stomach. The whole Wall Street. First off, we're going to do Mount Rushmore lifetime stats. We wish we had. So these are stats you wish you could just pull up and be like, oh, I've done this many times.

In terms of order, snake draft, obviously, I'm going to put a number behind my back, one, two, one, two, or three. I'll show PFT. You want me to show the camera, too? It's questionable. New team, man. How do you want to do it?

Lottery ball, we did lottery ball closest to. All right, but that's that, that's easier when you, how about this big, big cat? How was this, how was this difficult? That's what we did last year. How is this so difficult? It's just everything is a lot more, there's so much for her.

They're the air, they're the air. They want it there to be more, it's the air. They've got it. Okay, now it's already like I Used to love that you guys used to get so mad about the malarge more polls And then you just and then you just ruined it So okay, Kat just tell me what the number is I'm gonna write To take you guys at your

I'm gonna put a number behind my back. Okay, and then I typed one one button all right, so pips hands are up So you guess then you guys guess if neither of you get it then then we get one to what? One one two or three and if you get it if you get it right then you go on What day should they go? We should do it every month. Yeah, so that everyone has the same position. Yeah, No, we'll just start rotating off. Oh, then who cares three. Okay, you got it. Okay. All right. All right. All right. Do I get the pick? We did all that. Yeah, you guys get to pick the first order What and then we're gonna just rotate from that? Yeah So you guys say do you guys you guys pick the order? Oh

Man fuck. I will go first. Okay. Who's gonna go second you okay? So you guys will go go clockwise? Yeah? You guys are sure max want to go first or should max wouldn't be more comfortable going second Well, no jakes the new shopping guy. Sure second place. All right, so Mount Rushmore of lifetime stats you wish you had I love beers drink First pick pick that would have probably been our first pick good first pick. Yeah great first pick great first pick Okay, anything else you want to say about that what do what's your guys guess? My guess is

If you're averaging and you obviously have to average out over the years 10-ish beers a night drink Over 15 years no average like sometimes it's 20 sometimes it's over 50 years. No average, like sometimes it's 20, sometimes it's five. Do you think you drank 10 beers a day for 10 years? No, 10 beers a night drink. I don't, if I'm drinking, I'm... I think I drank 5,000 beers in college if I had to guess. 25 beers a week for...

I can't do math. I'm going 35, 52 weeks in a year. 35 a week for 52 weeks, but you've only see that but you're you definitely haven't drank as much beer as us Right, I think we don't matter what you would guess me and probably drank more the beer than me. Yeah, it would be an awesome staff then Okay, PFT I'm drinking zillion. I did the math one time. I think we should go with I think we should go with five If we want to do that if we want to just keep and we can get the other ones. What do you think? I Like one Yeah, I like one a lot. Okay, I don't think they're gonna take

First pick will be We're gonna try. All right, all right. Our first pick will be biggest shit's taken. I wanna know. Wait, like, length or wait, at weight length everything. Yeah, all the stats about all my shit. Yeah, you get like Amazon Prime stats. Yeah, both have some snakes.

What do you shitting? I had that down, I took it off because who really care? Like you're gonna go around like flex now. I would absolutely wanna know. You're gonna go around and flex your boys about like, I just agree Max, but I completely agree with you Max, what it Max is right You guys have a shit group chat

Have you ever heard of a little a little app called Snapchat that was Entirely invented just so people can send pictures of their shit to you It also be sick to have like all the stats where it's like how big how much bigger they got as you got older I Think I've taken a five pound ship before I do too No, oh, yeah, yes, yes, yeah, yeah, you care who cares who cares as you got older. I think I've taken a five pound ship before. I do too. No. Five pounds? Yes. Yes.

Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. You care, you care, Matt. Okay. Or even like a, a, a that? Sometimes orange? Yeah, it's crazy. You can also do a spray chart of your toilet. Yeah, percentage of diaries.

Like, oh my God. It would be incredible to see all of that. I want to see Lamar Jackson. Sounds like you guys like this pick. That's a great pick. No, that's the right. Okay, all right. Jake, will you do the honors?

Yep. Number of times you've ejaculated. Oh. Okay, bonk've ejaculated. Oh. Okay, bonk, that's gross. Hell yeah. You gotta put on the graph all that. I'm gonna do some preposterous way to say that. All every time and we want some of the stats, volume,

mobility, and stuff. Wait, so you thought shits was weird and you want this? Yeah, you're pretty good. Wait, but you thought, this is, you were like, what are you gonna tell your friends about the shit? Are you gonna tell your friends about that?

I said that, but then you're, like, just for you. Guys, just like, look at the numbers on this load that I shot last time. No, but it's for you. Percentage that ended up in your belly button. Yeah, just like, how much you can nut. Billy wants to do a con vine for his sperm. That's what I'm getting out of all this.

Okay, it'd be fun. All right, good first pick. Oh, we got a snake draft. Yep. Number of serial killers walked by. That's a pretty good pick. Yeah, because then it's like holy shit. Six. What define what to find serial killer. I think it's over three people. Okay. serial killer. I think it's over three people. Okay. Three and over. Okay. I think double homicide is not serial. Good pick. Good pick. Like separate occasions. Yeah, separate occasions, right? I'm meditated shit. Man slaughter. I think also counts. Yeah. Okay. That's a good pick. Actually, no, no man slaughter. But Billy, you, you spent a lot of time at the VA with your fellow veterans, so your numbers would be pretty crazy. That doesn't count. Okay. All right, so wars don't count.

I mean, we're moving to Oblok. Wars don't count? No. Okay, so Billy doesn't count. War crimes do count. War crimes count. According to who? Yeah, to find crime.

Dig, dig, dig. Okay. All right. Has to be addicted. Yeah, I mean, we hung out with Aaron Rogers. Fair trial. Okay, our next pick now I think we should go five. You'll take five. All right.

The number and amount of drugs that you've taken. And type of drugs that you've taken. Everything. Just all the drugs you've taken. You get to have, so you want on the graphic. Drugs take it. Drugs take it. Okay, yeah. You've got like all the, you've taken. You get to have, so you want on the graphic. Now, drugs taking, drugs taking. Yeah, okay.

You've got like all the, you got little icons that I'm envisioning pulling up like you're in minority report and you're tapping, okay, here's where I took ecstasy in Hong Kong. You're just like, just how much cocaine did I do in my 20s? We'd like to know that. And then the weird ones, you get the weird ones

that are like one time only kind of stuff. Yeah, and then you also get the version of that that you can pull up and show to your doctor, the lying version of it. Yeah, yeah. Oh, and I mean, you're fenced up for drugs. It pounds a weed. That'll be fascinating to scroll through.

Yeah, be a lot. It would be a lot. I'd be concerned. Yeah, but it would be fun to look at. I was, you know, a guy, I just turned 30. I was like thinking because obviously it's like, you know, when your teens as I just turned 30, I was like thinking, because obviously it's like, you know, when your teens, you just start kind of going down that path, but it was like, I did some reflection

listening to the life episode. I was like, my 20s was just all under the influences of things over the years. That's a lot. That's a lot. I should probably take a break. Like the total hours that you've spent in Ebreon. Yeah, it would be fun to to look at it

While high, yeah, you're screaming to get like real man. I would like the I would like the one-offs like the oh yeah Like I don't know This guy gave me this yeah, or you don't even know. Yeah, yeah, shit. I smoked that joint It did seem kind of funny. That was angel thought I did get you these Yeah, it wasn't just too drunk Billy got roofied. Yeah, okay I feel like Billy likes to think he got roofie One time Billy gets homie's like still got us

Okay Happening in heaven I have a like is this at the gate to heaven we're're getting this No, someone hands you a notebook and like hey here are all your stuff Yeah, but it's not the complete. I'm imagining like you're at the gate to heaven. You're seeing all these stout It's like stat mews and stat boosts where you can like look okay Here's when I drank this beer you can pull up you can sort the data You can yeah, you can like sort the different numbers and different columns you can get whatever you want Whatever the data would be the data would be exciting. Yeah. We're gonna go with sports minutes watched. Ooh, good one.

Because again, if you're breaking into the data, be interested to see the different sports, you know, which sports you watch the most. Who knows ball the most? If you can compare, you can track with your friends. It's like kind of like Spotify into the year. Like, I'm in top 1% where you. Mm-hmm.

I think I'm top 1% of maxion I Think I would be in the world. Yeah, I don't know what else I could say I'm top 1% in but watching mass shit, Maxion is there Okay, and then again if we're if we're talking about data and like actually being able to see like to me What'd be interesting was the data would be text messages sent. And then also seeing like, you know, text to girls, text to friends, text to work. Text messages sent to you. What are you, where are you sending your text?

I mean, everyone texts all day, right? You're ratio of text received to text sent. Okay. Yeah. Yeah, that's not a great pick. Yeah, that's your pick. Yeah. That's fine. Good pick, Max. Yeah. You're either going to find out you only talk to dudes or you only talk to each pick. Yeah, that's your pick. Yeah, that's fine. Good pick Max. Yeah

You're gonna find out you only talk to dudes or you only talk to what's that Max? It wasn't it wasn't I did say anything. That was my pick. That was my pick. I mean Max is picks. Well, I mean, I Your livestream is gonna be so awesome. We'll give another one I have yeah, I have one in there that I think is great. Okay. All right, we're up next. Not at the top of the list. I think we go with three. Yeah, you like three. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm gonna say three. All right.

Let me phrase this correctly so that, well, we can workshop it. But it's basically, it's biggest comeback based on win probability and getting out of trouble with your wife, girlfriend, or parents, or boss. So it's basically what like your stats of you're in trouble and you got out of trouble and seeing the win probability like you had a 2% chance of getting out of this pickle and you found a way to get out of it.

You got out of it. That's not going to look good on the graphic, but I love that. Well, what do you want on the graph? Win probability of getting out of trouble? Biggest comeback in terms of win probability and getting out of trouble. Biggest come back in terms of win probability and getting out of trouble. Yeah. Biggest.

Yeah. Hank yours would be on fire. No, I just don't know how to fix. I exchange in trouble. Yeah, Hank, yeah. In my 20s. Yeah. You were in trouble.

You almost, you got fired and then you just kept showing up. You were like the reverse Atlanta Falcons. Yeah, how close were you to being in big time trouble and then you got yourself out of it? Biggest comeback in getting out of trouble? Yeah, by win probability. Oh, win probability, yeah. That's a great pick.

It's a good pick. It's a great pick. It's a great pick. That's a pick. All right, text message. Like you're about to get arrested. You tell the copy. It's a great order.

It's interesting data. The copy is it. It should be very interesting data to be able to basically list all the times you were in trouble The cop pulls you over all ones you get pulled over by cop Maybe you have something the car that you shouldn't have you tell the cop a great lie about where you're going cops Like okay, I'm gonna let you off with the warning Yeah, you want to know that yeah 99.8% I was getting locked up how close All right, you're guys just last two picks so8% I was getting locked up. How close? All right, you guys, just last two picks.

So you guys can veto us. It's a little similar to Hank's other one, but we had a number of football games. You've watched at least one second of. veto. It's very similar. Yeah, that's veto. Okay, because you figure it's 272 a year times,

whatever. veto. Okay, a number of days you spent on the toilet. Okay, but the shit stat that we brought up, that wasn't good enough for you guys. It was fun. You spent a lot of time playing games and texting on the toilet. Okay, translate that to days.

You spent decent amount of your lives on the toilet. That's all pick. All right, pick that for all of us. We know they have one more. Yeah, yeah. Getting lost in the snake last one Jake Who was my team last year? It was I think everyone off

I'm gonna say my team last year sock. I came in half. I came in halfway through and then you oh no I had me I had Liam. Yeah And then you got salty for some reason as is tradition in the Mount Restore season. Hank takes his ball and goes home. Oh, no, you guys, if you guys could remember, if you, it was all behind the scenes, you guys have to cry about the, the polls. We did cry about the polls. We suggested you come in crying. I would not tear rolling down his face. Big strong man. Tears in his eyes. I suggested doing this one the way that we're doing it this year One time numbers. Okay. What do you guys got? You're on the clock

Come up with a pick Should we do three two one? How many Partners you've had? Okay, you can, I mean, you can just know that. Billy, you fucking cast a nobody. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Jake was so much take wrote right on the chamber little over here. I mean on the thing. I mean, we're not changing the pick because of because of the reaction No, the biggest the biggest the pick is the pick is that yeah, I would fast in data So I like our number six that we have big cat. I also like our number four. I think we should go for okay

I was gonna say four six or seven All right, okay, we'll go for it. We'll go for seven might Seven totally takes a big dump on what they could yeah, all right. Let's do seven. Okay. Yeah, seven is Chicks that you totally could have banged That you like that you never knew like you never knew, but like they were they were down And you that's good You were like that's good. That's good. That's good completely oblivious or something with you too drunk I kill myself again probably just to see that and be like

God fuck and there would be some there would be some real shockers on that list Big time. Yeah, that's a great pick But then there would also probably be somewhere you're like oh oh, where's she? And you keep looking for? Yeah, oh my God. Oh shit, she never wanted to. There'd be ones that be like, oh my God, that's terrifying. Yeah, and then you could tell your friend, like, I totally could have banged this.

Yeah, Sydney Sweeney somehow is on my list. Yeah, crazy. Yeah. All right, I'm gonna let Max and he has one of you. You know what, Sydney Sweeney? No, I do love that. Yeah, I love that. She's the Iq girl right now.

Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Yes, did he swing? Yeah. Do you think Hank, do you think? Do you think when I told JLo that her hair spell nice, do you think she would show up on my stats? Maybe. Yeah, maybe.

I mean, her and A-Rot broke up. It's like, how do you get back at this guy? You might have both of them on the list, who knows? Oh, OK. OK, well this co-host. You're going to get like randoms like, oh yeah, it would be great. We'll be that worth it all.

We'll be that worth it all. Yeah, yeah. And it's gonna be like, what? Yeah, and that's just like, I fell in love with the airport today. You did? Oh, damn. Me and the girl were both getting up

through clear together. Shit. Could have been on your list. We exchanged, you know, we had some pleasantries when our separate was. I love exchanging pleasantries. And I would love to know exchanged, you know, we had some pleasantries when our separate was. I love exchanging pleasantries. And I would love to know if, you know. She was down.

She was down the clock. I'll never, I never will. She totally was. Yeah. She totally was. She laughed. She laughed my joke. Wait, wait, I want to hear what your joke was going through.

So we both went through clear and then she was in front of me, but then she was like, oh, you can go first. I was like, thanks. And then we went in front of me, but then she was like, oh, you can go first. And I was like, thanks. And then we went into separate security lines. And then she ended up getting her stuff in first. So she was in front of me to go through the metal detector. And I was like, oh, you won the race and she started dying. Fuck yes, you crushed that.

She definitely wanted to. Yeah. She wanted a piece. Okay, last pick. This is me. Oh, oh, what a joke. You said, I mean, you said whatever. This is me.

This is me. Wow. Max is throwing you big time. I also did, I also did text hang right before this. I'm like, I'm gonna let you run point. Like, this is, you're the captain here. Experience matters. And then there's one pick, there's one pick, whatever.

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So you could like brag to your boys, be like, I'm funnier than you. You could bring it up to girls. Very, very useful there too. Yeah. Ticks love that when you're like, I had so much fun. No, but I am by the side. No, but it's just a no.

I just know. I have similar jokes landed. Yeah, jokes landed. Same thing. You're basically the same thing. Well, not, no, it just you know, no, I have similar jokes land. Yeah jokes landed same. Yeah, you're basically the same thing Well, not no not the same thing you have laughs received well like yeah Those could be laughs at you. Yeah, you could like fall and hit your head. Yeah people laugh you know But we've talked about it's a it's a roll of decks of of stats So you get you get all of the stats within laughs, okay? Okay? All right I'd like to better pick than Hank's text message

Yeah, so good job Max. All right. So that's that's the first Mount Rushboard. We have honorable mentions I had we had a couple um I had uh, I would love to know this shooting percentage on trash cans Mm-hmm. Just like you're like your heat map, you know the longest shot you've ever made What your I would say I'm probably 50% I miss a lot But it would be nice to see the whole thing pairs of socks. Oh, yeah, that's a good one. We're probably should take that We're not dogs petted. Oh, you know the breeds I would love to know that I have a single digits Max would be I would have one time before the game started

How it would be the the Jason Terry me If only there was half time footage of that, I was, me and Brody were being absolute boys during half time. Max had calories consumed, which I thought was, like, who wants to see that one? That would be depressing. Or it's good to know. Now, pounds lifted and like,

you're, if you like, really tried how high your maxes could have been. Okay. Yeah, I had a similar one where it's like, what is that? If you had truly applied yourself, how fast you could be. Yeah. Like, how good you's like what is that if you had truly applied yourself how fast you could be Yeah, like how good you could be at a sport if you had dedicated yourself You like what's your athletic potential to its absolute max limit doesn't exist for any of us

I also I don't Parallel parking percentage that would be good just to see how many times you've nailed it how many times you've totally broken Laws broken That wass broken, but great. That's good one. That was a damn mess. Your honorable mentions are better than your pay. I mean, yeah, that, yeah. A boring one that I would like to see is,

is how our slept would be fun. Our slept would be interesting to look at. That'd be good. That one's pretty good. You could probably go. That'd be boring. You could get it though. Yeah.

What about steps taken? That's a good one. Yeah, chicken wings eaten boring. You could get it within. You could get it though. Yeah. What about steps taken? That's a good one. Yeah, chicken wings eaten. Ooh. Yeah. I bet you I bet you I'd be top in this room. Yeah, I think I've a way more chicken wings eaten. But animals eat and like full animals.

Like you've eaten like 20 like bulls in your lifetime. Oh, yeah. Hundred chickens. Yeah, one that just popped in my head that would be, would have been great is like closest. You've been to death. Yeah, one that just popped in my head that would be would have been great is like closest you've been to death. Yeah, we had that player like you like those partners instead the moments. Yeah Closes you've been to death without knowing you Final destination, you know like how how close were you actually two dying in that moment? Yeah, oh selfishly a number of water bottles drink

Okay, I wouldn't have so help how much how much of the environment you've destroyed on your own. It's not great. Time's, time's a jack-related listening to Al Michaels. This one's dark, but how many people you've killed inadvertently? Hmm. And how many of you was that for you, Billy? No, no, like, like, like,

butterfly effect, like, you think something that trash, trash can't live on fire. Well, that's everybody. So, so, everybody, like, like a butterfly effect. Like, I think you do something in the trash, trash can't live on fire. Well, that's everybody. So, so, everybody, everybody, everything that you do is killing everybody. Yeah, but like inadvertently, but sort of related.

I think you think that you've killed somebody. I wanna put it past you. No, I, I once swerved away from a car that was going in action. Yeah, whoa, okay. No, I swerved out of the way of a car that was going into the highway, you know, police chase. And then I swerved to avoid it

and then it hit the person behind me. And that, please cut this part. So you killed someone. I don't know, I don't know. What about a better pick would have been? I called 911, I pulled over and called 911. A better pick would have been live saved. Yeah.

Yeah. Okay, here's one that I definitely don't wanna know, but I had it and called 911. A better pick would have been live saved. Yeah. Yeah. Okay, here's one that I definitely don't want to know, but I had it on my list. Gambling record. Yeah, that one I do not want to know. I'd never ever want to know, but man, would it be interesting for a second? And then I would be like PFT during Mount Rushmore

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Yeah, is it now called max? Is it a little, I mean, it was an incredible show. Yeah, your character was incredible. We loved watching it. Do you feel like though a little everyone's like, hey, that's Stewie. Oh, like I've done a ton of other things. I'm an accomplished actor. Yeah, I was just literally on Broadway. And they see me on Broadway. And then they'd be like, Stewie, I love you. But yeah, I mean, he's just, I mean, he's love, I mean, it's so fun to be in a show that's so amazing and everyone fucking loves the show, but yeah,

it's also love. Yeah. Just like the character is just love. Yeah, which is crazy because everyone in that show is a terrible person. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And it's like to have people be like, Oh, Stewie, I love your character. Yeah, which is crazy because everyone in that show is a terrible person. And it's like to have people be like, oh, Stewie, I loved your character.

It's pretty cool. It's time. Yeah, so is that weird that people love Stewie, but Stewie is an utter scumbag? Ha, ha, ha. You know, it's, you know, I mean, who is into a scumbag on that show? But he's a scumbag that's fun.

Yes. And he would have a good time at a party. I remember we were for the Kendall birthday party. There was conversation that Stewie was going to be at that party. And I remember I remember a bunch of writers were at the at the monitor. And this must have been a couple episodes prior to that. And they're like there's going to be what's him called a party and it's going to be Kendall's 40th birthday party and do you think Sue should be there? I'm like is the party gonna be cool? Yeah, and they're like no, I said no, he's not gonna be there Because that's who he is. I mean, he knows he's a dickhead, but he's a complete

I Mean he knows what he's not gonna lie to you. Yeah, I was about to say, he's an honest dickhead. They're like dickheads that are like, you know, they go behind people's backs, they don't say what they act. He's gonna say to you an angle, he'll say to you. Yeah, in that last episode, he goes votes one way and like five minutes later when his vote loses, congratulates the new guy.

Yeah, right. He's only good at music. Yeah, he plays both sides, you're always winning. So when you take that role Did you have any idea that this show was going to be as successful as is because it had to have been a weird experience to You know take the pile or you know be in the first season and then slowly like oh shit This is really resonating and people are starting to recognize me. Yeah, I mean To be real when we were shooting season one and we were reading the scripts.

We knew it was special, but to, you know, honestly, that doesn't mean that it's gonna be popular. Right. You know what I mean? That's just the truth. It kind of goes the same with sports. You can have that,

you can be a special player, it doesn't mean you're gonna want to champion. Right. And so, in this scenario, we were reading these scripts and it was just like special, special, special. And I remember we were shooting the wedding in England

and it was meme, Ash, Suckermann, Ash plays Nate and Sarah Snook, Chiv. We were just chatting in the car and the conversation was, is anyone gonna get this? Like is anyone gonna get what we're doing? Because at that scene, those scenes in the wedding, all of a sudden we're now seeing everyone in their element, not just in a table read, and it's like,

oh, everyone's a dickhead of that. Yeah. Like everyone's a dickhead. And so then it would start to dawn on us like, well, people get what we're doing here. And to be real with you, if you look, the reviews came out and they didn't. Yeah, I would agree.

And so it's a very fascinating thing because it took a few episodes for them to get into it and by episode five or six, it starts really super clicking. And so maybe the reviews only saw the first two or three. And I mean, so it was interesting. And then, but we believed in it. And then I think when that boardroom episode hit, yeah, in episode one where he loses that boardroom vote,

it just, and it's also the middle of the season, I think everyone that was watching it caught on. And then we were shooting season two, and we're shooting Lake Placid. Up in Lake Placid to shoot the episode, like four or five of season two, our jesties I think is the name of it. And we were shooting that episode. And as we were on our first day of shooting, we were leaving.

And we leave the bar and this guy comes out of the bar and says, you guys are going to be fucking famous. I said he just said it. And we all kind of like look at each other like crazy. And then. You're gonna happen. Yeah. It was just a surreal moment because again,

the show hadn't picked up that much steam. It really wasn't until the pandemic when people started really clocking into it. And when you have that, you know, revelation like, oh, I'm part of now like an iconic TV show that people will talk about and rewatch for years. That's, I would think it may be like a little uncomfortable too, where you're like, now people are gonna see me as Stewie

for a very long time. Oh, yeah, yeah. Well, the good news about Stewie is that he is such a big presence and he's such a big part of the DNA of that show, but he's not in all the episodes. So you only get like a teaspoon of him. So in a weird way, I've been able to maneuver a lot of other things. I can be an inventing Anna.

And you're not having an all of a sudden I have an inventing it. So it's like, it's cool. Stewie can kind of, because you don't see him that much, I hope that there's going to be some opportunities to get some other things out of him. What about a Stewie spin off? Yeah, we tried to spin off. To me, to me, when Stewie's not on screen, I'm always wondering, I wonder what Stewie's doing.

It's probably having an awesome time somewhere. Yeah, he's doing Coke all the time. Just doing Coke all the time. At some party, but he has to leave soon because he has to go to another party. Yeah, right. I think that would be the show. I think that he'd go from party to party,

make a deal, tell them their idiots, and then back, you know, go to the next place and then take and make another deal. And backstab the first guys, and then keep on going. I would absolutely love that show. I would definitely watch it. I always wonder when I'm watching succession,

like his Brian Coxy actor, he's obviously an incredible actor, legendary. Yeah. Is he intimidating? Is he intimidating? Is he like when you first get on set with him, the character he plays obviously maybe the most intimidating person in the world,

but just like his voice and how he carries himself, he seems like he'd be kind of scary to work with at first. Yeah, I mean, yeah, he's a legend. So you also are acting with a legend. And so, yeah, it's intimidating, and then you get to know him and he's kind of like a teddy bear. You know, it's, the one unique thing about succession that might not be picked up by people is that we all

are from the theater. Yeah. We're all from the theater. So we've all done shitty, off, off, off, off, whatever the hells, backstage, grindin', you know what I mean? And so there's a level of comfort of people of that and Brian is like a man of the theater. Yeah, obviously.

And so, so that's one cool thing, but I was super intimidated about the day that I had to go, tell him to go fuck himself. Everyone fucking hates you, that in season one. And not only him, David Rashi was in that scene, Keirin was in that she and Kirin was in that scene Jay Smith was in that scene I mean it was a powerhouse of a team and and what's amazing about that show is the writing is so special that like you focus deep down on the writing writing writing writing you just like focus all your energy on the writing and the room because and like trying to memorize it and get an all right and then and that room becomes a little bit calmer but yeah hell yes intimidating also I remember there's one day we were shooting in England Brian Cox is there in Harriet Walter Suplays

Caroline is wife you know the mom yeah terrible person terrible I mean kind of maybe the worst person yeah actually maybe to see when Kendall like is having a breakdown like she's like let's talk about this over breakfast You were an awful child But the two of them are there and and I'm sitting there and I'm looking at them I'm like I wonder how long these guys know each other and I said so how long have you two known each other? And Immediately they popped into this moment where he must have been like 24, 25 as a teacher. And she must have been like 16, 17 something like that. And he

was directing her and seeing this work out. And they are bringing, hashing up all of this energy from, I don't even know how long ago, you were cross with me. I was not cross with you. I was telling you that I was like, oh boy. Yeah, that's like, and that was like one moment where you're like, oh shit, but. And that's stuff we never see, but they have built up. That's incredible. From 24, he was directing her in a scene.

He didn't compliment her. She could have done better. He was a dick. I was just like, let it go baby. We are here. I definitely got that everybody, in a lot of scenes, a lot of people that were acting, they had those theater backgrounds

and the whole thing, it made it feel more Shakespearean almost and it's a very Shakespearean show to begin with. But I'm always curious when we talk to actors that have been on Broadway, that have a big theater background and then they make a transition to television. What do you have to change about your craft where you're not acting to an audience that's 180 degrees in front of you

and you're acting to one camera specifically? That's an amazing question. I mean, he said amazing. Amazing question. Thank you. It was unbelievable. Unbelievable question. Yeah.

The truth is it shouldn't matter because you're both trying to go after the truth. You know what I mean? In the theater, you know what I mean? In the theater though, thank you, you said deep. Yeah, very deep. You said deep. In the theater, you might have to project

because there might be more people. So you might have to be louder and you can't do that while you're in an intimate scene or whatever, but that's basically, I mean, I try not to think of them too differently and to be real with you, if you were to ask all those actors, I think they'd all say something. Yeah. I think we're just trying to go after something that's very specific and true and the size of the room is the only difference.

Right. You know, it's again, think of it as sports. You know, I was just rewatching the last dance for the 15th time great And I always think about that the the game the Olympics game that they all played, you know when they're and that Olympics game The or reen or whatever was a practice. I mean it was just it was a practice hall I couldn't have been more than there wasn't a huge place. I don't think yeah or maybe it was I don't know look like a tiny gym Yeah, yeah, I'm about the practice where they I don't think. Or maybe it was, I don't. No, it looked like a tiny chip. Yeah, it looked like a tiny chip.

It's where they were switching up the teams. Yeah, and so you're still playing the game. You're still playing the game. When there's more people, you have other variables that you have to deal with, but you're still just at the end of the play. You're just going for a win. And it's up to like the director, the director photography

to figure out where to put the cameras to get the proper shots of you and get what you're putting out there, but you're still putting the same thing out there. 100%. Again, just like in sports. The coach comes in, you're going over here, you need to go over there. It's very, I think of those analogies as very similar.

The only difference is, we're not out to beat anyone. I mean, we're not trying to win a game. We're just trying to be the best person. We're just all trying to be Jordan. Sometimes there are actors like that though, right? That try to win every scene. Is that difficult to deal with? Or do you have ways of disarming them?

Yeah. When you're dealing with an actor that's trying to win every scene and trying to outdo you or whatever, for me, it's actually, I kind of let them ride that and I try to go underneath them. Yeah. You know what I mean? Just because that trying to overpower that all of a sudden turns into something,

it doesn't turn into the scene. If there's an energy that's very like acoustic and it's like, I'm gonna try to fucking win this scene, which is also insane. Yeah. It's just, it shouldn't feel like that. You know, acting should feel like a, it should feel like Jordan Pippen.

Yeah. It should feel like, well, prior to that. Well, not now, not today. Yeah, not now. Well, so you mentioned something about the writing and the writing and succession was great. I'm curious when you are, whether it be theater, whether it be TV movies, when you look at the writing,

do you know right away, like, oh, this writing is gonna bring the best out of me, or I'm gonna have to do something here special because the writing might not be up to snuff. Amazing question. Thank you, amazing. Yeah. Unbelievable.

Thank you, thank you. It's one or one. It should be the entire interview. Just asking questions and complying, I guess. I never answer anything. And by the way, your last answer was incredible. Thanks. Thank you very much.

I thought it was unbelievable. I heard it incredible. I heard unbelievable too. What was the question? It was about the writing. Like, can you tell right away, OK, this writing is going to bring the best out of me, or I'm going to have to work something here where I'm

going to have to figure out a way to bring the best out of me, or I'm gonna have to work something here where I'm gonna have to figure out a way to bring the best out of the writing. It's the, to me, I think of myself as an actor who is really more interested in story. So the writing is everything to me. And I actually say no to a lot of things because of the writing.

Not only do I not bring anything to it, I feel like with, I think that if the writing is real, you know, if the writing is bad, I will be bad along with it and maybe be even worse because I'm not trying, I can't maneuver it. Right. You know what I mean? And so writing for me is like the key,

most important thing, you know, period. Yeah. And so when I get a piece of great writing, like succession, what happens when you have something like that is that you try to maneuver all your skills, all your toolset to be like, how do I get at the, you know, there's a line in season three in which I had to say something like

um um you're gonna cut my dick off and shove it up my cunt like poop who up your nose holes like all these like weird-ass things like oh fuck it succession is an all-time swearing show yeah all-time so I and I and I remember going to You're like, fuck. You can do that. You can do that. You can do that. You can do that. You can do that. You can do that. You can do that. You can do that. You can do that. You can do that.

You can do that. You can do that. You can do that. You can do that. You can do that. You can do that. You can do that. You can do that.

You can do that. You can do that. You can do that. You can do that. You can do that. You can do that. You can do that. You can do that. You can do that. You can do that. You can do that. You can do that. they've known each other since high school. So they talk like kids sometimes, and they talk like bluntly and stupidly.

And so you're taking all that, and you're trying to find that energy from like high school in a weird way. And so you have to like tackle it in a different way. And that to me is not only a challenge, but that's what makes it exciting. It makes it fresh, and it feels like he's like improvising these things,

but I'm saying it verbatim. Yeah, and I think a lot of times when we're watching shows, we forget like, because it does, a lot of your scenes feels like he's like improvising these things, but I'm saying it verbatim. Yeah, and I think a lot of times when we're watching shows, we forget, like, because it does, a lot of your scenes feels like improvising, it's like, but the writing is so phenomenal. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And there's also improvising because, and I don't know if you guys, no, no, it's not,

but also a rarity on succession is, that whole thing is shot on film. We shoot everything on old fashioned film. So you can't cut in a middle of a thing. Oh, you know what I mean? Yeah, just keep going. You just gotta keep going. So all of a sudden, there's a scene with like eight of us,

three cameras are going, there's 50 extras or whatever. You have a two person scene, you have a two person scene, we have a two person scene. All of a sudden, in your scene, fuck's up, you gotta keep moving, man. You just gotta keep moving. And so you just have to make do with what you got until that scene's done,

and so we can go into this other scene. So improvising is gonna always be a part of it because we're shooting on film. We don't say, like, oh, let's just take that back. You could never in the middle of a scene, be like, can I say that again? Yeah. Do you prefer that?

Oh, I love it. I love it. I love it. But it's never gonna happen again. Why? Because it's wildly expensive. Okay. So that's why Oppenheimer was like the most expensive movie ever, right?

Cause they shot just tons and tons of film. They're just rolling on film. And when we were shooting the funeral scenes and the wake scenes, those are 24, 25 page scenes. Yeah. And those scenes, you know, the camera can only hold 16 minutes. So, and let's say a minute of pay.

So, they'd, they'd, they'd choreograph it that two cameras would start first. And then the third one's starting in that section. And then in the middle of the, the whole scene, they'd move the reels and put new reels in. While the, you know, it's like, it was a choreography. Yeah. So, this is dumb question,

because I don't know anything. What's the benefit of it? The benefit of it is you're getting a lived in, honest, what it might actually look like experience. Okay, so the actual like in the visuals of it are, or. But what, the energy of what you guys are feeling in succession, that improvise, that like spontaneous, that kind of

fucking like it's on edge it's on the edge every time it feels dangerous almost it's because we're shooting on film we should go on this podcast on film yeah yeah that wouldn't be a problem for us how quickly can we get film up on you two can you do that six hours yeah yes I think I think I think they got some guys that could do for six hours okay quick break in the interview for a sponsor alert from ourselves. Fourth of July is coming up shop USA merchandise. Now on the bar stool sports store,

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He had credit to me, like, the theme song hit. And I was like, okay, this is a smash. When you watch it back, you listen to the entire theme song because it was a banger. I'm addicted. I'm gonna tell you guys an exclusive here. Okay.

And I'm sure he's gonna hate me for saying that. Oh, we actually, we know him. I know the guy. I know the guy. I'd dinner with him. We had dinner with him. Yeah. I asked him, I remember I was like,

so you don't watch sports? I was like, so what do you do on Sundays? And he was like, I don't know, like go to the park and stuff. I was like, what do you mean? That was a real conversation. Wait, wait, how did you guys meet him? We have a mutual friend.

Oh, amazing. Yeah, he's incredible. I've been asking him for years. Hey, I want to watch you, you know, do some composing on succession. And I got to sit in over his shoulder watching him compose the last, like putting the final touches of the last episode of season. Wow.

Yeah. It's unbelievable. And it must be like fascinating to watch a guy like that work. And not only that, it's so nimble and so fast and so on the fly and you know again it's like it's it's split-sis and splits this you know split one more second split second decision making like quick fast boom because as the last day he had to turn it was just phenomenal I'm addicted to the score yeah I listen to the score all the time it's it's really it is special oh it amazing. And have you seen the videos, any videos of like now, like hip-hop concerts, they're just like dropping it? Yeah, just like, yeah.

Because it's got a very strong, you know, hip-hop influence, do what it all does, you know. Yeah, I love the score, I love the music, I think it's genius. I think Nicholas Patel is a genius. Yes, but he doesn't watch football. So, he does not watch football. But yeah, I'd be that smart if I didn't watch football.

I don't spend all my Sundays just glued to a couch. Yeah, or go, yeah, he's going to the park, man. He's going to the park. The other thing about succession, one last thing about succession is, is that I am, I don't know how this happens, but this happens and shows like this. If you read like, you know, any of these like history

about like sopranos or like old movies or whatever, somehow or another, the world brings together all of the, you know, the people that fit right into this like pocket. And succession is that from every member of the crew to all the writers, to all the cast, to Nicholas Britton, like every member of the crew to all the writers to all the cast and Nicholas Britton like every element of it was just it attracted such excellence. Yeah, it's one of those shows where if you know, they'll sometimes have articles like, oh, did you know Nick Cage was supposed to be Batman or something like that?

If I watched if I saw that of like you know succession, this character was supposed to be this actor. I'd be like, no, that doesn't make sense. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, it's just, everything was so great. It was just so great. You guys must have been relieved, too, after the final episode aired, because there's nothing that we like to do more

as a society than just absolutely trash a series finale. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Doesn't matter how good it is, it always sucks. You never tie anything up completely. I think, by and large, to the the series finale of succession was like that was that was very very good Yeah, I agree. Yeah, I agree. I think we knew it along the way I mean, you know, we had a meeting with we had like a zoom like meeting and like July or August of last year Prior, so that would be 2022 and we to talk about and he was gonna Told it was like 20 or 30 actors on from the show and he was basically like saying here's what's gonna happen in the season and

Basically saying this is what's gonna drop. This is what's gonna happen here And you know just telling us and then all of a sudden like it dawned on us like oh, we have to keep this a secret Until it happens which yeah, and then, as you not tell anyone, I did not tell a single thing. I would tell everyone. Yeah, so you tell, I told him, my wife didn't want to know. A dog.

Okay, that's true. I didn't want to know. And honestly, there was such a, because of, because H.P. also did Game of Thrones. And we've heard rumors about people kind of, you know, like it spo spoiling it and also it came coming back to that actor and we're kind of like,

you know what, I don't want to, all of us were kind of like, we don't want to be that. Like maybe they told you a fake ending just to see who it was like Mr. Mann used to do that. Yeah, well along the way where he tells us this thing and then he says to us he goes, and I'm not sure if this is the last season, but it might be.

And I remember him saying that he was gonna find out by October. October came and went, we're now in November, we're in December and in our minds were like, come on baby, one more season. But the scripts were just, everyone was more and more gold. Yeah, just was like rocket, like just, it's beautiful. just everyone was more and more gold. Yeah. It just was like rocket, like just, it's beautiful.

And then we're like, oh, he's ending this thing. And we were really devastated by the whole thing, because we all wanted to just play somewhere. Honestly, the people just wanted to hang out some more. But the reality is, we knew that he had an ending that was going to be satisfying. Yeah. And not bullshit. And not like gimmicky.

And not like, you know, like something that just feels like, oh, they jumped a shark in a way. Yeah. It was, the cycle will continue. These people will always lose. You know what I mean? They should lose. Yeah. They should fucking lose.

They're dead inside. They're dead inside. And that's what you're gonna have to live with. And that's, you know, I remember a friend of mine, they're in the. They're dead inside. And that's what you're gonna have to live with. And that's, you know. I remember a friend of mine, they're in the middle of season, it's like, I feel like I'm caring too much about all these characters now. I'm like, just hold.

I'm just waiting for him. These guys are still going to be on the end of the end. Yeah, it really was like leaving you wanting more, which is a great feeling to have. Because you could have done, I'm sure, you know, Hollywood execs probably wanted them to do another eight seasons because of the money it makes, but it's like, I'm able to pull it at its height was genius.

You know, it was crazy, and I didn't even think about it. About 100% true. At the time, and going back and thinking about the final board vote, you and how he acts in the final, he's always been like the guy, the bastion of integrity on the show. Like, I'm not gonna sell you my name with Roy Family. He kind of felt like he showed himself

to just be like a pragmatist like everybody else. So he had worries like, yeah, I do like the money. Yeah, that was a crazy last scene. Yeah, because it's also crazy because for you and especially because he has so many ups and downs. I mean, that funeral scene where he's like, basically, you know, it's, it's, it's, you and his a very funny character in a way because he represents so much of what we want to say

to them. You know what I mean? And he just like, and he does it in the most awkward place like the funeral. Yeah. He's just like, no, my brother was not a good man. I mean, he's got an ego too, just like his brother. Yeah. Yeah. Exactly. Exactly. Exactly. So what's, uh, what's your dream role or dream job coming up? Like you've, I feel like this probably unlocks a lot of things for you. Yeah. You were probably getting more offers or maybe, maybe the same amount, but you, you have a

bunch of options. Is there one thing that you like, I really always want to do this, or that actually done theater, TV, movies, everything? Yeah, I mean, there's people I want to work with, that's kind of like the vibe, George Peel, I would love to work with Jordan Peel. Okay. To road out in the universe. You know, I'm just putting it out there. Yeah, I just did a Broadway play with Jessica Chastain.

One of my favorite actresses. Yeah, unbelievable. And she and I are really interested in doing a romantic comedy. Nice. It should be kind of fun. It could be a little... There needs to be more rom-com.

I agree with you. Like, I agree with you. I see it on the couch with my wife and we're just like scrolling. It's like giving us something that we can... I'm currently in a movie called You Hurt My Feelings. It's not a rom-com, but it's a good husband and wife movie. Okay.

And you'll dig it because it's about, I'll tell you the story It's two stars Julie Louie drivers and Tobias men's ease. I'm in it and Michaela walkins direct about a great Nicole Hof Center The story is very simple the husband is Talking to me and says and says I don't love my wife's new book and she overhears it and she has been hearing How much he loves the new book and she overhears it and she has been hearing how much he loves the new book. Oh, I love it. And it seems and that's the premise of the movie. And it's so smart because it deals with a lot of other things with relationship. Yeah, that's the tip of the ice

part. That's just the tip of the ice part. What else has he been lying about? Hey, well, that's just lying. Or are you lying to your kids? Yeah. When they say, when they're shitty at soccer and they're like, you did a great job. Yeah. Like, what's that about? Yeah, like my son is, you know, he's now pooping in the toilet a lot and I'm like, I'm so proud of you.

It's like, dude, I'm really like, you should have been doing this a while with him, dude, what the fuck? Yeah, what the fuck? I think, should you say that? Yeah, what the fuck, dude? I've tried that method think, should you say that? Yeah, what the fuck do? I've tried that method, it didn't work. No, it didn't work.

You got to say it. It got to work. So, so, yeah, so I think, you know, to answer your question, I would love to, it's just working with the right people and I would love to do a comedy. I really would think, you know, when I started off in my 20s, I really thought I was going to do a lot of comedies and I'm I'm Iranian and I went into like every Middle Eastern like play that was like a tragedy beyond tragedy. And so like now I'm ready for a fun comedy.

I like it. Rom Combs need to make a nice film. Yeah, I feel like we had a ton in like the 90 years ago, 90's, early 2000s. Early 2000s. Well Matthew McConaughey's gotten too old. So yeah, I can't really happen to be the middle lead anymore. That's right. That's right. male lead anymore. That's right.

That's taking of entire industry right there. Yeah, that's right. Are you going for the career you got? Are you going for the Emmy, the Grammy, the Oscar, and Tony? Oh, well right now, I'm Tony, right? I am now ready for Tony. That's the hardest one. Bless you.

I lost twice now. Ooh, which is tough. So I'm going to be a loser. Uh, two time. I might be an, I would go for an E got loser. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Because I'm not going to be for an Emmy, I would go for an Egot loser. Yeah. Yeah. I'm not meant for an Emmy lost that too.

The feeling got, yeah. Like, yeah, like, yeah. I feel it all for you. Yeah. The feel of the man. The feeling got it. Yeah. It's perfect.

So, so you got your nominee for Tony. What else have you been nominated for? I would do the play on Broadway 11 years ago. Get ready for this. Starring me in Robin Williams. Oh, that's gotta be, I mean, that must have been a thrill. I've got like a million questions and they're all just how cool is Robin Williams?

It is amazing. He was my mentor, he'd ended up being my mentor. Wow. Yeah, we were really close by the end. Yeah. How do you ask a guy of Robin Williams stature to be like, can you do my mentor? I mean, this is, it's, I was 30.

I was starring on Broadway called, in a play called The Bengal Tiger, The Baghdad Zoo, with Robin Williams. And I had a, I had a, like a three month old, and I had a two year old. And I was broke as a mother fucking joke and living on unemployment, it was bad. And, but I also, I'm not gonna get too deep into this,

but I had, I started this nonprofit in New York and called Waterwell, and it was actually, it was like a year, eight or not, and it was picking up steam. And I remember, and Robin was such a man of service. USO, anything, really. And I asked him, I was like, you know, my company is not probably

picking up steam, but a lot of my actor and industry friends types are saying, like, yo, you should drop all that shit and just go and try to be a, you know, whatever, a movie star or whatever. And, or whatever that even means. And, and, and Robin was the only person that said stick with the nonprofit. Yeah, for instance. It's because he knew that that was going to bring me more joy and actually he also knew that that was going to get me more, I don't know, more success in a weird way. You're going to be more fulfilled as a human being. Yeah. So yeah, let's gas up.

What does Waterwell do? Waterwell is a 20 year old company that is a community organizing art and education company here in the city. What we do is we make art that kind of like tackles the major questions that we're trying to ask without being polemic. Not right, not left, not blue, not red, it's like tackling it in a real way and that's what we do on the artistic side, but we then bring it to the communities in which they, we work with the veteran community, we work with the immigrant community, and we talk to them and hear what they want to say about stuff. And then they tell us, oh, this is what we're actually dealing with.

And we try to make a piece of art that kind of like works alongside that. Meanwhile, we run an entire education program, and we're a huge vendor of the New York City Department of Education in which we teach grade six through 12 something that we call the artists of citizen in which we'll teach you how to be a world-class artist. We'll also teach you it won't matter unless you try to better the communities that you give a shit about sports, gaming. What? Honestly, it doesn't actually fucking matter.

That's great. And we've been doing that So we've been running the school for 12 years and water was been around for it We're walking into our 20th year and I'm the co-founder of the company. That's incredible. So no water involved though No, I was a little confused. Yeah, and we're gonna jump we basically the only water that is Sent out is like the water that you get back so I was like you give me yeah No, that's fantastic. He's basically sounds like you're just making people better people. We're trying to. Yeah, like in a from a young age.

Yeah, that's great. Yeah, and more of that. And Robin was, you know, you can imagine, you can imagine all my friends. They're like, dude, you're starring on Broadway with Robin Williams. Do the fucking thing, do that, you know, do all the stuff. And Robin was the one that's like,

no stick to, stick to it, it's working. It's gonna keep on working. I think that's good advice. It's also funny that so many people are like, yeah, stop doing all that shit that people like. Go out and make a fuckload of money in Beverly Hills. Yeah, it's like actually the reason why you're doing this is because there's too much of that

of people caring only about themselves. Yeah, that's what it tells reason why you're doing this is because there's too much of that. Yeah of people caring only about themselves Yeah, yeah, that's fantastic. And that's what who Robin was Robin gave a shit about everybody I'll I remember we were doing the show and was at the Richard Rogers also kind of crazy because that's where Hamilton is right now So no one ever is going to be in that theater again because Hamilton is gonna be in that theater forever So I also got to be in the Hamilton theater prior to Hamilton and so is going to be in that theater forever. So I also got to be in the Hamilton theater prior to Hamilton. And so, so there was magic in that show. And after every show, there'd be a, you could put your friends names on a list and they'd come out backstage, they'd land on the stage. And then they'd all just like chitchat. And then all the actors can come out. And one day, there was

this guy that was on the stage. And he was a, he was a black dude with a mohawk and like it seemed like 75,000 earrings in his ears. He was like a real goth looking guy and I was like I wonder whose friend this is like I wonder whose guy this is so I went I'm telling him some who's your friend he's like I'm waiting for Robin and the next day I was like Robin who's that dude like how's like, I'm waiting for Robin. That's fantastic. And the next day I was like, Robin, who's that dude? Like, how do you know that guy? That guy, I guess, was on the streets of San Francisco and he got him to become sober

and was as meant, like, as what do you call his sponsor? And I was like, what the fuck are you talking about? Yeah. Like, who are you? Who are you? That's who he was. Yeah, that the fuck are you talking about? Yeah. Like, who are you? Who are you? That's who he was. Yeah, that's what you're talking about. It was cool.

And also funny as how, I mean, just funny. And just, you know, he just knew how to take anything and make 45,000 jokes out of it. Yeah. And they would always work. So when you made Robin Live, which was a few times, that would just be like the best thing in the entire time. Oh, I'm sure it felt incredible.

All right. Well, this has been fantastic. I have one last question. Yeah. You got another interview you got to do. Robac question, promo code take 20% off your first purchase, Q's, it's polos, hoodies, joggers, shorts, everything. Robac.com, the most comfortable clothes in the world. Robac.com promo code take 20% off.

All right. We got to wrap up in a second here, but do you have any sports takes you want to give us? I think we could grade your take if you have a take. I think the nuggets are going dynasty. Yeah, correct. Okay. I think I thought the first, who'd they play first? They played the Timberwolves. Timberwolves. The first, I was like, these guys are going to win the entire thing. And not only that, there are no ones gonna even come close to them. And it's true. He, the Joker is unbelievable. He's the best alive. He's, there's nothing like it. I think everything he does, even the way

that he, he went after, he like hugged every single guy and gave him props. Like this guy is, he's perfect. Denver, we're all going to Denver. Yeah, all right. So dynasty, I like that. I think that's fair. I think I don't think anyone's going to come close. Anything less than three and it's a disappointment.

It's an utter failure. It's an utter failure. Move the city. Move the city. Move the city. Move the city. Here we go. You're a. Move the city. Move the city. Here we go. You're vocal homocity and other team.

Yeah, move the city. Vocal homocity needs two teams. That's a nice second take. Yes. All right. Thank you. Thank you for coming in so much. Thank you, thanks.

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Next week we're going to do the documentary about Jared Fogel from Subway. This week we're talking about one of my favorite movies, one of my favorite Denzel movies, man on fire. I love this movie, PFT. It might, I know Denzel's been in some awesome movies. It might be my favorite, like, sit down and re-watch Denzel movie.

Yeah, there's, I think there's like two Denzel movies that if you were to explain to a Martian what Denzel Washington was, you would press play on these films. I would say one would probably be Inside man. Yep, and then the second would be man on fire. Yes, man on fire is so fucking good It's it's perfect in Zell. It's like oh this guy has a mysterious background. You don't want to fuck with him He can kill any but he's basically a superhero. He's the heart and he's a hardened

protector Military background hardened protector of a little girl, the little girl, obviously, so it's set in Mexico, and he's hired to basically make sure this little girl doesn't get kidnapped by a wealthy family. And he, of course, smirks. He doesn't smile, he smirks, with the little girl starts to get, you know,

like, hey, I love this little girl She's finally gone through the heart and shell of this military and all the shit I've seen and then guess what she gets kidnapped and then guess what Denzel Washington goes fucking off my favorite part of the movie is When the mom is like what are you gonna do and he says what I do best? I'm gonna kill him Anyone that was involved, anyone who profited from it, anybody who opens their eyes at me, I'm going to kill them all. And he, he knows exactly who to kill within like half a second of meeting them. Yes. He's very instinctual. The bomb scene is one of the coolest deaths of all time. Yes.

If you had to like power rank death scenes and movies, that's got to be, it's got to be top five at least. Yeah, I was thinking this is like it's basically a The original better version of taking yeah, cuz he's like I'm you like it basically movie movie movie something The girl gets kidnapped and so gets hurt in a gun shoot out and then he's like guess what I'm gonna do I'm gonna kill every last one of these fuckers and the next hour of the movie is gonna be me doing bad ass shit Killin' every it's also very helpful that they use the Mexico filter. Yes on the camera Yes, you can tune into and be like that movie was set in Mexico because I recognize the Sepiatones that they're using on this when he I forgot when I was watching this again

How they he sticks the bomb actually up the dudes ass. Yes, that's awesome There is a twist in this movie that we'll let for people who have not seen it. I don't want to ruin the great twist, so we'll leave that one. There's a twist, it's a great twist. Yeah, I think these are spoiler. Like if you're gonna watch this movie,

you should be listening to this part. The dad was involved. The dad was involved. The daughter's father was involved. That's crazy. And Denzel gets through all of it. A couple other of my favorite lines, because they're just that this is like, this is one of those movies that you watch and you fist bump. You're like, fuck yes. Let's go. I'm going to kill them all. Christopher walking at two of them. He said, a bullet always tells the truth. And then he also had the most foreshadowing line of all time. Yes. And then he also said, talking bullet always tells the truth. Mm-hmm. And then he also says, that's the most foreshadowing line of all time.

Yes. And then he also said, talking about Denzel's character, he says, a man can be an artist in anything, food, whatever. It depends on how good he is at it. Creasy's art is death. He's about to paint his masterpiece. Mm-hmm.

Yeah. And then he does. And then he does. How about this one? When the old guy says in the church, they say to forgive and then Dindel says, forgiveness is between them and God. It's my job to arrange the meeting. This is what I'm saying. This movie is a yet you jack the fuck off. You know what this is? It's also a perfect plane movie. Yeah. If you're looking to kill like a three hour plane ride man on fire every time and you can watch it every time you're on a plane. Yes.

So go watch Man on fire. It is, I really, like, I know that I've, I mean, I love blood sports. One of my family. I was gonna say, I feel like you got a rank in first blood sport. It's different. It's like two completely different movies.

Yeah, because Denzel's, what would you say, a good actor, where Jean-Claude Van Damme is just a hot piece of ass. It's different. They're both, I'm gonna give them both five out of five balls. I would say comparing them to drugs, I would say blood sport is probably more of like a, it's more of a cocaine and this is more meth, like pure meth. It's just chaos.

He just goes on a rampage and it's so much fun to watch. So awesome, awesome action movie. We can do them not rush more of Denzel movies. Yeah, we wanna do. John Q. We should. All right, right down Jake, Denzel movies. We'll do them out rush war.

This movie was so good that they said, we wanna do another version of this. Can we just give it a different name? And they made the equalizer and it was still a bank. Yes, it was like a copy. If you took a copy to a copy store and they made a copy of the copy, that's the equalizer and it's still an awesome. Yes.

Okay, so go to max.com. You can watch man on fire. You can watch everything on max.com succession. Like we said, we're going to do what's the exact title of the documentary we're watching? The Jared one. Yeah, Jared Subway documentary. This is brand new.

This is one that, this is one of those ones where I, because I think what we're doing, we're trying to do for this Max.com sponsorship. We're watching. Jared from Subway, catching a monster. Okay. We're trying to watch movies that we would have watched anyway, and this one I saw it on Max.com and I texted you right away. Hey, I was like,

can we do this? I want to, I'm going to watch it regardless. So Jared from Subway catching a monster, you can find it on max.com max.com has everything movies, TV shows, reality TV shows, scripted TV shows and documentaries. and we will be reviewing Jared from Subway, catching a monster next week for our movie reviews. Okay, let's finish up with Fire Fest. By the way, big interview Monday. Huge. I'll say it.

Big interview Monday. Big big one. I hope it goes well. Get excited. And possibly Brooks or Max. Yeah, actually Hank and I might be in Las Vegas with Brooks Capca So he might be in person. Yeah, okay Firefuss. Yeah Firefresh has been a very very busy week

Workwork work work. Yes by my 30th birthday here. I was doing some reflecting, no, it was fun. But, you know, if I was like 30th birthday, I could do something when I was like, you know, I was busy working, but we were doing the baseball draft. Have you guys reflected on that since? Yeah, so, the baseball draft, I guess. So, this is what I would say.

For people who don't know, we did our baseball draft that's coming the week of July 4th. July 4th week, we are doing Monday, July 3rd. Monday, July 3rd we're gonna do the baseball draft, which I think was hilarious. We have a, let's not give it all of it away because it is the best fantasy league I've ever been in. I'll say that right now.

And then that Friday, July 4th week, we will have Dungeons & Dragons with special guest, Wantanda. Yes, that was great. The baseball draft I would say, and I've had it in Dragons with special guest, Wanton Doth. Yes, that was great. The baseball draft I would say, and I've had a little more experience because I've been traveling, I listen to the show a little bit more as a listener now.

And if you know, you got stuff going on, or like you can save the baseball draft for a rainy day. Yeah, that is truly made for the AWLs who have to work July 3rd. Yes. And not for people that are, gotta go back and listen. It's truly made for the AWLs who have to work July 3rd and not for people that are, you know, got to go back and listen. It's truly shocking looking back.

I thought it was good. I thought it was good. It's shocking looking back on the baseball draft on most of our high picks and seeing how many of them are injured. Yeah. Yeah. We all have at least one injury. Yeah.

Or for a go. You can guess who that might be. But yeah, the baseball, the July 3rd, we're doing Mount Rushmore baseball names, we have the baseball draft, we also will have NBA free agent talks. So we will have some like actual new content on that day, but the baseball draft, I loved it. I thought it was great, I'm loving this league.

Yeah, we're just gonna have to cut. There was just a lot of, I think you gotta leave that in. I gotta slow that down. Think I'm gonna gotta leave that in. I gotta slow that down. I'm gonna go with that. That's how you can distract guys and the cubes. Yeah, there was a moment where we went on an entire side tangent to let Billy have enough time to decide

and then we finished the side tangent. He's like, all right, so it's my pick. Oh, if you're a fan of Billy going, well, he's thinking you're gonna love this fancy. Shuffling papers, big papers. And we also were drinking course lights. We were drinking 40s and course lights for Frank's birthday. Yeah, it's a 40 for 30.

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So no, I didn't. I didn't bring the man suitcase. It's under the giant slunch box. That's suitcases, the perfect size for like a weekend wedding. That's what that suitcase is meant for. But I brought a bigger one than that. Last time I came up here, show it. You have it right there.

I was well, I was, no, this is a different one. That's the jumbo size. No, well, no, there's another big size. you have it right there. I was well I was no this is a different one. That's the jumbo size no Well, no, there's another big size. So So last time last time I came up here do welding last time I came up here I brought a bigger suitcase because I was also doing a lot of traveling to Virginia that up here So I brought a bigger suitcase I'm not used to traveling with a big suitcase So when I left the office to get on the plane to go back to Chicago last time, I just took my backpack and forgot my entire suitcase here in the office.

Then I had to pack a different big suitcase this time, which I have right here, which is just a normal size suitcase really. Let's see, let's see. It's pretty small. It's just still. This is standard carry-on. Right here, standard carry-on size. That's a good for weekend wedding. Yeah, it's not the red one.

The red one. The red one is actually a lunch box. You just have a nesting dolls of suitcase. It's a perfectly normal suitcase, fine. You need to get a giant suitcase, like those cups, like you need to get a giant suitcase so you can put your smaller suitcase in that.

Yeah. And then the smallest suitcase. That's a nice and messy suitcase. So the tiny little suitcase, it was actually a part of a set like that and I lost the other two. Oh, okay. That's the last man standing.

I've got to probably losing suitcases apparently. But it's like an easy bakeout. There's like PFTs for a suitcase. Yeah. It actually, it makes me look completely normal size when I'm carrying around that tiny little ant of a suitcase. But I left my other suitcase here last time, so I had to pack a different suitcase full of clothes.

So now I do actually have enough clothes, but now I have to do a different suitcase full of clothes. So now I do actually have enough clothes But now I have to do wheeled suitcases or just like figure out which clothes I actually want to take from here and only carry one with me You also don't have a golf travel bag and we haven't figured out how we're getting your club style I think I think I think I figured max max is gonna eat him He's got crap him out. I think I think I think I think I'm gonna put him all in the air inside of his body So I know the trench coat with the bad news is I'm gonna put them all in the air inside of his body. So I know the trench coat. But the bad news is I'm out of clean clothes now. And so now I have to do hotel laundry when I'm in Austin. And that's always a mystery.

Yeah. I might just do the thing where you put your underwear in the sink. Send it out. Send it out? Send it out. Yeah, you can ask the front desk. I bet you they do it. I'll do that.

And then also we're at $1 a pound. We're gonna be in Austin and it's gonna be about 108 degrees outside so that's we have to go. Don't wear clothes. We have to golf. Yeah, don't wear cool. You have to. Yeah, we have to.

Hang soldiers. My boss told me that I had to go. Zombies. My final orders. Yeah. Personally, dreading golf. Yeah, Matt. If anyone wants to do a wifi,

it's a future fire fest of that. Max is gonna be out on the course. Please tell me that you only have like a black shirt to wear. I have one golf shirt. Max, like that I on the course. Please tell me that you only have like a black shirt to wear. I have one golf shirt. Max that I own. I want you to know Max. If I were on this trip, I wouldn't make you golf.

We wouldn't be golfing. It's for the people. We're saying big boys, we can't be in a 106 degree heat outside on a golf course. It's for the viewers. It's not even washed. It's so hot. It's a good insides. It's a matte wash plan. Oh nice. I It's a good incentive. It's a good incentive.

Yeah. Oh nice. I do this with my golf videos. The less shots you hit, the less there is to film. So play better. Okay. Oh, okay, good. Try playing better.

Just for the record, if you see any videos of us coming out where I hope we get a hole in one hank, I really do. That'd be awesome. Only one shot to film. If we happen to be filming during the hole in one hole, man, that would be incredible. And it would be. And we're not going to lie about it either. It's going to be 100% real if we get a hole in one.

Yeah. Good luck. Just for the record. I don't mess around. I'm a man of honor and integrity when I'm on the golf course, count every stroke as it is, play it as it lies. I just hope it'd be just such a serendipitous timing if we happened to film the one hole that we got a hole in one hole.

Yes. Yes, yes. Okay, so my firefests, so yeah, we've had this week where everyone's back in New York for one last week. So we've been trying to do, for the AWLs, we're like, hey, Mount Rushmore season's better when we're all together. So we've been taping Mount Rushmore as we're doing the July 4th content,

the draft, the Dungeons & Dragons. So we have not been sleeping. We have been, it's been like four or five hours a night for me. And when I don't get my sleep, sleep walking Dan comes back. So on Tuesday night, I went to bed wearing a shirt, boxers, normal, woke up, and Max's roommates are dead. But I did wake up wearing completely different shirt and boxers.

So I had gotten up in the middle of the night, no recollection, completely changed, no idea why. She committed crime. I don't know. So yeah, that's always like, hey, what's going on dude? You don't, it's a very odd feeling to wake up in different clothes and completely sober, wake up in different clothes and be like,

how did this happen? That's why I sleep naked. Yeah, that's scary. Yeah, so hopefully sleep walking down can get back some hours this weekend, but yeah, I'm just, I my real fear now and it's not really like a crazy fear like I don't think I'm going to walk outside or anything. But is to if I wake up my kids, then I'll be then sleep walking to the worst thing you

possibly. Yeah. Or like go out to your balcony. Yeah. Yeah. That sleep. It's one. Yeah, no, I'm a sleepwalker, it's bad. It's bad. Billy. First fire fest ran too close to some Canadian geese with some goose links, and the parents tried to attack me and my dog. It's causal links, but that's fine.

I would fuck up a Canadian geese. I would have to, but they, it sounds like you ran away. No, migratory bird act, it's like a federal crime. Wait, so you had your dog and you, and you still ran away? No, because of my dog, I was like trying to make sure my dog like didn't like step to this piece. You know what, Billy's dog definitely thinks

that Billy's a bitch. Oh yeah, yeah. No, no, no, the thing is, Billy's dog is like, we could have handled that. They do this thing when they were like are about to attack, they do this like bumping with their neck. They're bumping that. Yeah, we know.

I've seen it. That's how I've killed all my geese. I would tie his neck into it. There was way too many witnesses on the Hoboken. Sounds like a lot of excuses. So I could get in Dominique by can't it? I would have between the fire and you having to wear a mask from Canada.

You know, they're geese are coming after you. I know. I know. I would have if I could have gotten away with it, but like it would have been a lot of paperwork. I would have been late to work. A lot of of paperwork a lot of paperwork. Yeah, all these things Totally would have also didn't want to orphan those goose links second one. I would have killed them too You have to what I agree with you don't oh wow huge putt

I Billy I'm with you you can't leave orphans so you kill them all. And then you kill anyone who saw you. And also those gozzlings will grow up to be adult geese and they'll track down the person that killed their parents. That's like Pat Toia. Yeah, they can fly. Yeah, people forget that about geese. People who forget that, they're birds.

So second, fire fest, I have to, so I like, I'm gonna be moving on my apartment at the end of my lease and it's like two months in the future. This week was so funny. No, but this is annoying. Can you read, it's just what you're talking about. Can I read it? That's part of it.

Read it, read it, I wanna see it, I missed it. What the, like this was like, like, Billy and a Nutshell keep going. I understand that, like, you're allowed, like, I don't own the apartment I'm in, but like like they're requesting all these times to come into my house and like oh all right ready they're coming in to show off your apartment somebody's walking and being like why is there a hedgehog here this is a tweet realtor wants to show my apartment but I don't know what the repercussions of them seeing a hedgehog squat

rack in the kitchen illegally fast and pull bar, and a dog that's definitely above the weight limit will be. And I also, also I have a heavy bag, I have a heavy bag that's fastened to the door, like, to the ceiling, and it's like there's a bunch of drywall on the floor, and like the walls are fucked up, and I was gonna fix it all before I moved out, but like I haven't had time to do that.

Why are the walls fucked up? Because like sometimes... Billy's have the punching bag leaning against the wall. Okay. And then like, it's not really big enough for a squat rack so sometimes like the side of the bar hits the wall and like cracks it. So like I have some plastering to do and stuff.

So like they're gonna walk in there and it's gonna be a shit show. Yeah, yeah. Just hang up a bunch of art. Just put posters everywhere. But like, should I just make them come when I'm not there, my dogs not there. Yeah, make them come. They just deal, they're just like holy fuck. Yeah, it starts stroking them. What happens if they can't sell the apartment because I'm just like, jail, you go to jail. So you should have killed the geese, because you would have been there anyway. Yeah. Well, you'll figure it out. I bet there's an AWL that wants to take over Billy. What about As is?

Here's, leave the hedgehog, leave the squat rack in the kitchen. Here's the pull-up bar. I bet you could find somebody directly to rent it out to. Here's the thing Billy, you got to remain. You got to remain. You got to remain. Okay.

This landlord rented an apartment, their apartment to 22 year old Billy. And Mintz. And Mintz. And mince. They knew what the deal was. I don't think they're expect they didn't rent it to a 65 year old, you know, widower, they rented it to a 22 year old Billy, that apartment in Hoboken like that, they expect it. Okay, they'll probably ding you a little bit, but it's not anything more than that. I was going to spackle the walls. I was going to do that.

Take a day. Totally were. Yeah, you were going to. I but like, I just weed the backyard first. Yeah, but it's not anything more than that. I was gonna spackle the walls. I was gonna do that, take a day. Totally were. Yeah, you were going to. But like I just- You had to weed the backyard first. Yeah, but I haven't had time yet. And all of a sudden, Where are you moving to?

Are you moving in a hole? No, I'm not doing that anymore. Are you moving just another place in Old Logan? I'm thinking, looking at different places. Okay, are you making some other spots? I'm putting out the whole thing after you gave another day. Metropolitan. Metropolitan area.

Okay, I've tried to do that. Is there still graffiti on your fence in the backyard? Uh, that was chalk and we got it off. Okay. We got like fun party trick, get chalk spray paint. If you have like a brick wall, then just go nuts with it. Just don't spray paint any dogs. And just, yeah, that happens from time to time.

Yeah. Okay, good, good fire, Festbilly. Jake finishes off. Yeah, last week I experienced something I've never experienced before. I had Harper slash acid reflux for the first time. I thought I was, welcome Jake. Welcome Jake.

Welcome Jake. I thought I was it. You got to start pre-toms in now. You got to take pre-toms. It's just like you feel like you're getting stabbed in the chest. Yeah, you got to do pre-toms before you have any alcohol like tomato sauces

A lot of stuff that falls in our alcohol. Yeah, any type of alcohol specifically whiskey. It was scary Chicken wings I could look at whiskey and get heartburn. You're gonna have to pre-toms and then not a thing just getting older Like yes, and then you wait 10 more years and then the pre-toms isn't strong enough So you have to start taking a pill every single day. Yeah, it was not fun. It's our form of birth control. Yeah, I was panicking. Hank, Hank, got it for the first time

what was like three or four years ago and we were in Vegas and we're just like, man, I was proud. Yeah. How often do you guys get it? Oh, every day. Um, what? Yeah. I've been in a while.

It's all dependent on what you eat and how late you eat. Yeah. Like if you eat late, that's a problem. If you happen to put in a zin nine you get heartburn No, I won't yeah, so there's back. Oh guy. There's certain things you'll just learn tricks that you got to avoid all right Yeah, basically your life is over You think that's that that's officially how you know I got a hold on when you yeah, yeah, go out. Yep Did you guys ever put baking soda and water and chug it? Yeah, it's a good way to go out. Yep, yep.

Did you guys ever put baking soda and water and chug it? No. Is it an emergency? That works, and it visualizes the acid. I mean, normally I would just like shrug off any medical advice Billy gave me, but I'm willing to try anything when it comes to heartbreak.

Like a spoonful of baking soda and then just chug water. Wait, can you mix the baking soda into the water? Yeah. There's a better future raw dog baking soda. But sometimes the baking soda just ends up at the bottom of the cup and then you don't get it and you're like Panicking because you're heart-spiriting mm-hmm okay yeah speaking Harper what what's the food upstairs I'm really fucking I'm not as 6 9 18 that was a good one that fooled me that was incredible that was a fucking me and

I was a lot of all you that was across the hall That was the podcast version of the LeBron it weighed on All you can walk because you know Billy was prepared for it He was getting ready like he's gonna do something you took Billy's love of the sex number And took but distracted with his only bigger love, which is free food Billy give me credit that was far you had you didn't even know what happened. I've been reading meditation Chill you've been reading meditation. I'm chill. You've been reading meditation? Meditations. Okay, got it.

All right, who else has it? So Hank's got 69. I do 96. I'll go 26. Only one that hasn't been picked. 20. Billy, what was your number? I'm gonna go...

Something chill. What's the most zen number? I'm gonna go... Something chill. What's the most zen number? I'm gonna go with... Infinity. I'm gonna go with one. Okay. I actually hope that you get it, because that's me and just the number.

Yeah, me and just the never got it. Oh my god, one was just there. Oh no. No. No. 78. Oh, no. Oh, no. No. No. 78. Oh, 78. See you guys Monday, US Open, Warm Out Rush.

More, more, more of guys you don't fuck with and a big, big guest. Love you guys. Also, animal fact for the day is what is shirt that he claimed was an Allisource. Turns out it actually is a T-Rex. Okay. And I know more about Don and Swaris.

Okay, no that is not. And claims. I'm in denial. I asked the designer to put an Allosaurus. They put T-Rex. I just have been willing it to be an Allosaurus. It's T-Rex. I didn't get it wrong.

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