Pardon My Take - NBA Draft With Ryen Russillo, Mt Rushmore Of Hosses + Listener FAQ’s

Episode Date: June 21, 2023

We’ve reached summer and the dead part of the sports calendar. We play a new game called react to the top 8 headlines on ESPN (00:00:00-00:16:35). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including the Titanic Sub, Jello Shots in Omaha and Zion Williamson maybe catching a win (00:16:35-00:37:20). Mt Rushmore of Hosses (00:37:20-00:59:37). Ryen Russillo joins the show to talk NBA Draft, player comps, who needs more dawgs and worst takes ever (00:59:37-01:43:02). We finish with listener FAQ’s and a special question from Will Levis (01:43:02-01:57:40).You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

Hey, part my take listeners. You can find every episode on Apple podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime members can listen, add free on Amazon music. On today's part of my take, we have our good friend Ryan Rosillo on talking NBA draft. We also have the Mount Rushmore of Hosses. Very contentious one. I think we have great Mount Rushmore. Great Mount Rushmore. Great Mount Rushmore. We are doing hot seat cool throne.

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Hank and I led the teams out onto the pitch. There was one guy that was like, what's Hank doing here? Why is he leading a team out onto the pitch? But yeah, vibes were very, very high. Hank, you love rugby? Yeah, I mean, rugby is my favorite sport. Some might really play it up,

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Yeah, we know. Yeah, we know. First of all, summer. All right. We're hearing that if you're hearing maybe a little echo or something, probably not an echo, but sounds like we're in a cavernous place. We actually are. We're in the brand new Barstool Bar in Nashville,

which opens this weekend. It's incredible. Everyone should go check it out. One, two, three, second, have, South second have. So check it out. That's what we're recording today. We've reached summer.

This is the longest day. Yeah, it is. Holy shit. And it was the longest day for part of my take too. Yeah, we did a bunch of interviews that tied into you that we're coming out in the next couple of weeks. Um, and this is that tomorrow's, it starts getting shorter.

Oh no, oh no. Oh no. And this is also us filibustering because there's no sports going on. A big cat, Sony Michelle, resigned with the Rams today. What? How quickly we forget.

And Sony Michelle Day. Also, Victor Wembenyama held a baseball in his hand. Yeah, did you see that picture? I did see the picture. It was, it was insane. It's free. He's a freak. Officially a freak.

He rode the subway to the game, which questionable decision making on his part. John Rocker's pissed. Yeah. Well, it's a very French move given the smell of the subway probably fit right in. And he went out through the first pitch Better than 50 cent. That's what I'll say. Okay better than 50 cent low bar not as good as George W. Bush. Okay, okay

Yeah, we are in We're in that section of the sports calendar. Yep. We're asked deep there asked deep in it. Yeah, I do love Nashville though Nashville is a fun city to be in awesome city We're asked deep. We're there. Ask deep in it. Yeah. I do love Nashville though. Nashville is a fun city. Yeah, cool city. Awesome city. Bachelor of party, bachelor at parties everywhere. You can't help but notice at about like 9 a.m.

They're lined up taking pictures in front of those giant wings. Next or hotel. Giant wings, it's just a bachelor at trap. Yes. Let's do a fun new game, okay? Okay. It's called, I just read the top stories on ESPN and you guys sound off All right sound off in the comments. Okay, so anyone is like one should talk about this. Guess what we're gonna talk about it

Sources, Kuzma declines option hits free agency. That's Kyle Kuzma good rebuild rebuild full effect. Yeah The Zards are not Zards are down bad right now Chris Paul found out that he was getting traded to the Zards on his flight to New York from his son. Didn't seem so happy about it. Yeah. Also Isaiah Thomas is the shadow GM. That's what he's been alluding to. Which it's insane that as Isaiah Thomas is gonna be like controlling another team.

Yeah, I mean, honestly, would you, would you play for the Wizards if it was $5 million a year? Yes, I would not. To be in the NBA? I would not. Yeah, you just... Yes you would. In five years, five years time,

I would love to play for the wizards, but right now I'm declining. I would like to. I'd play for the wizards for $5 million. I would rather take the buyout. Call me stupid. Yeah, I already said that I would play for the sons for $1, because they need cheap me stupid. Yeah, I already said that I would play for the sons for one dollar because they need they need

Cheap rosters. Yeah, one million one million. Oh Billy. Okay. Yeah, I think I could get a couple boards Yeah, I think so too All your own shots. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay NFL to reinforce this gambling policy to players Hmm no fantasy leagues that are over $250 cash prize. But you can still play. You can play for free. You can draft yourself onto your team. Which, that's what we do.

Love of the game. Yeah. We don't, money doesn't have to enter the equation. Yeah. Love fantasy. So I know, Big Hat, I hate to correct you. I think that the NFL redoubled its gambling messaging. Okay.

So redoubling, I don't know what, the difference between reiterating and redoubling it is? Oh, I'll match. Also, our good friend, Mike Floreo, so redoubling. I don't know what the difference between reiterating and redoubling it is. I'll match. Also, our good friend Mike Floreo had a little fan fiction that you'd like, Hank. He wrote an article about the East West Shrine game moving out of Vegas because of the gambling, but it actually was moving out of Vegas because of Super Bowl there this year. Okay, so doesn't matter. Don't let facts get in the way of a good story, okay? How about this one? John rom that is is not wasting time on what ifs of alliance, okay?

I'm not gonna click so we don't know what this is it's about that's about Saudi yeah the Saudi money Yeah, not wasting time thinking about it honestly if I were him I probably wouldn't either I wouldn't want to think about how much money I turned down yes, yes Kings first to hire two women to lead g-league team two I probably wouldn't either. I wouldn't want to think about how much money I turned down. Yes. Yes. Kings first to hire two women to lead G league team two. If you have two, you don't have one. The Kings? Yeah, the Kings.

The Queens. The Queens. Have hired two women to lead G league team. Yeah. Good, good, good. I'm glad. I'm in favor of it. Progress.

I'm in favor of it. As Yanks flounder, Cashman cites belief in roster. That's a shame. He's a dodo brain. Okay. So cashman is saying I made good decisions. Ha. If, okay. So if Brian Cashman's name wasn't Brian Cashman, he would have been fine already, right? Right? Right. Cashman's a powerful name. It doesn't. He always like climb a building in Connecticut too. Yeah. He did. He went through some like weird midlife crisis

where he like got divorced and started climbing buildings like Spider-Man. Yeah, that happens as one does. But he, I'm like convinced that like if you're a Steinbrenner, you hire Brian Cash, and he's like, well, yeah, he's the cash man. That's what we do here. Yeah, but he's, but he reiterated his belief that he redoubled. Yeah, I mean, this is also, he should have come out and said,

hey, remember that time, the Astro cheated, that counts as a world series. So we're really not that bad. Yeah, so the Yankees have only one what, one, this can't be right, one world series since they started really testing for steroids. Yeah, that's wild to think about. That is wild to think about.

Geno expects buikers ready for start of season. That's page, page buckets. Yeah. Of course. Yeah. I know. Yukon women. Um, this is the six headline. So it's, it's hot right now in sports world. Uh, Conte leaves Chelsea joins Benzema at Owl. Hey, God. We're crossing the, they got, they got to have thoughts, boys. They got to have, they should, they should have your strengths gets home run last run last night great great home run walkoff home run into the code you think so electric Okay, I think it was overrated. Yeah, I I I concur and then finally which is perfect Sony Michelle returns to the rest

He was that should be way higher on this list. He's the eighth on ESPN. We're running it back. Yeah, let me see. I'm just gonna refresh real quick see if anything popped up. No, okay. Oh, you forgot the big headline. Kellen Moore said that Justin Herbert's size

has opened his eyes to something. So Kellen Moore realized that Justin Herbert is big. Yeah, really big. This is why we're not rush. Sometimes I look at Max and I go through the same thing. Yeah, whoa. He is big. Yeah, really big. This is why we're not much for seats. Sometimes I look at Max and I go through the same thing. Whoa, he's big. Big boy, you should probably be able to tackle anybody on this podcast.

You know what, why don't we do that? Yeah. Before we get to hot seat cool throne, why don't we talk about Max? Hank, in real time, can you just tweet the video just in case people didn't see it? Yeah, the slow mo one or the regular one? Let's go with the regular one.

And then we will, we'll make sure that we also tweeted out tomorrow with the show and the cartoon. And the cartoon. I mean, how's your gonna tweet it? So Max, it's time to talk. I told promoting the show, Max. Now that we're all together, where did that chair go?

Billy, fucking put it in the laptop. Oh, come on, Billy. We really need to know this laptop. It's Billy's notes. There's no way you have anything written down in it. I sure know. Have no. It's all they're all they're all later. It's an episode one animal. It's a drawing of a submarine. No. No. With a school and cross question over with a question mark next

to bad time. Max, Hank stiff arms you. Into the earth's core. Like destroyed you. Yeah, no, I honestly. Can you see any submarines while you're down there? I was really thinking about it like, in that moment, I could have just gone and laid them out, but we were having like a friendly day.

No one was wearing any pads, and you know, I'm used to hitting with pads on. I know, I'm used to hitting with rugby, great sport. I'm not used to it. I'm used to hitting with pads on. There was a part of me that was going through that, and I was like, if I really go and try and lay them out, then it's gonna be an issue.

He could get really hurt, and then I would look like a massive asshole. So, as it was coming on, I was like, you know what, I'll stop my feet, you know, just wrap up, bring them down to the ground, you know, very, very simple. He got it. I whiffed. I whiffed. I whiffed. No, it wasn't so much a whiff. And the way that angle looks is makes it look like a stiff farm. So like shout out to Hank. He got he got he got great tape out on out. There's no great tape out there. There's a different angle coming out then, right? Do you need 20 seconds time out? No, no, no, no.

I think I just did a great job right there. Yeah, I don't know. I mean, I don't know. I mean, Hank, he put his arm into your chest and then pushed you down. I wouldn't say that he pushed me down. He certainly did not push me down. You pushed me down.

Yeah, you did not push me down. The faster you admit this, the easier it's going to be for you. It was one rep and then also what something else that isn't showing out there right now. There was an opposite. There was an opposite rep where I was running and Hank was supposed to tackle me and he just bailed out and threw a wall at me. He made a business decision. His business decision was just throwing a watermelon at me. Which is the right move because Hank has been around the content game long enough to know that you don't want to put the bad tape out there.

Max, I have a question for you. Can I ask a question? Yes. Okay. Do you think there's any limit to the amount of Ls you could take? No, I'm not. Because it really does feel like a to the amount of Ls you could take? No, I'm not. Because it really does feel like a bottomless pit of Ls.

Like every time I'm like, oh, Max is gonna bounce back. You find a new way to get lower, both literally and figuratively, because again, he did put you through the Earth's crust. I've invented a new, like that shouldn't have been it. That day, I did not wake up that day thinking that I've invented a new, like that shouldn't have been it. That day, I did not wake up that day thinking that there was gonna be a viral video of me looking horrible again. And I'm starting to get used to it, which is honestly sad.

It didn't really affect me that much, because it's just, I'm just wearing them every day. What I love about that rep is that after you hit the ground, you can see in your body language, you know immediately it's going to be a bad visual. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. I just pound the ground. It's like you blame the ground for it. I don't know if I blame the ground as much as I just wanted to bury myself into that ground.

I live in the mode right now. Yeah, no, it's bad for you. It's bad. But the win that I do get, the one win that I will get one day will be that much sweeter. Oh, man. This is sad. I've been, I've been, I've been where you're at right now. And it's straight loser talk. And like someday, it's going to be my day. From your perspective, can you walk us to the rep? Yeah, I, like you said, I've been in the content game a long time. Didn't want to do it.

Max is a big, big, big guy. Plays football. No matter what word you were going to end that way, that was going to happen. I didn't know you were going to go bitch there. He's a D1 athlete. He's a big fellow. We played football.

I did not play football, even though we were playing rugby as my first time. But I knew I had to do it once. I'm committed do it once. I'm committed to the content. And in my head, I was like, this is not gonna go well. Let's just get through this rep. Max is gonna tackle me, try not to get hurt.

And then it was just instinct. And I saw his eyes, I realized I crossed him up. And then I just, I just crossed. Talk about those eyes. Great pass, great pass. Good speed, good momentum. And once I got my hand on his chest, I just threw him down.

I didn't realize how, he was just kind of like a marshmallow. Like, I didn't realize how soft he really was and how easy it was. I couldn't say this, when I was on the, ended up that drill on my feet, on the other side of the pitch, I was stunned. Couldn't have been happier. And you knew in that moment, you're like,

this is great tape. And then later me and Max and memes were, we're eating dinner and PFT sent the video to the group text but I didn't see it on my phone and max and real trying he's like oh my god and I was like what and he tried to not tell me even though I was on the text message I was like what what do you what do you what do you come to know I was like no no no and then I just pulled on my phone and saw it's bad it's bad, it's bad angle. It's bad angle. I have decided, you know, TikTok, I don't really post

that much, I think I'm just gonna post that video with a different sound and effects every day. I think you've already gone on that. It's good. For like a month. That's good, I liked that. Did you post one today? Still Tom. Yeah.

We've been busy. You were looking at your watch, sir. So long as the year. Yeah, you can go. Yeah, you can go. OK, good. Try not to trip. Try not to watch out for Hank's fist there. OK.

All right. OK, I guess that means Hank could probably think about Hank is he would beat the fuck out of Max. I mean, we have only proof. The only proof we have of their physical conversation, Hank won easily. That's a fact. One thing people don't realize when they're listening or watching part of my take is most of the episode Max is just pacing back and forth behind the cameras thinking about thinking about what he could say. Yeah. Yeah, Oklahoma. They can sure all the camera angles look good. I do walk back and forth. You do want to make sure that all the camera angles look good. No bad angles.

Well, yeah, I want to make sure everyone's still in focus. That's me doing my job. Right, I'm saying bad angles. I'm not on that angle. No, I'm saying bad angles is how we get the video that we got. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Sure, that's, yep. Okay.

Okay. Good job, bank. Good job, bank. Good producing. Oh, it is funny because it also dawned on me that like as soon as Hank can get away from Jake, he becomes an alpha. Yeah, it's just the minute he gets back with Jake, it's over. Oh, if Jake was trying to tackle Hank, he'd have a bloody nose, broken arm.

Look like you just got run over by a lawnmower. He just needs to stay so far away from Jake. Yeah, truly. All right, let's do hot sea cool trunks. We've got a lot of actually other things to talk about, including the sub. It is brought to you by our friends at Course Light. Everyone thinks about the day they'll eventually

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The filmmaker great, great films. Got a very unique style. Yet no, I'm aware of Wes Anderson. Thank you. Okay. Sorry. I think he's boring. Does anybody else think he's boring? What's one good movie? But bottle rocket and real ten and bombs were great.

Real ten and bombs. The best hotel is good. Real ten and bombs was a great film. It was was the ZZ one, the Steve ZZ one. Yeah, those are two soon to talk about ocean exploration. Yeah, but that was okay. Yeah, they're all kind, it's all kind of one movie. But the real 10 of bombs was I think the people are gonna get mad.

That was the one that was really, really. Bottle Rocket was also great. I think that was his first one. That was his first one. I feel like his movies are just designed so that people in the audience look at each other and go, these people are so weird. I will say, yeah, when I did one year film school

and I was like, oh, West Handish West Anderson great filmmaker watch a bunch of his movies Like he's so good and then over the years. It's like this is all kind of you know also rush on the Liam. Oh, yeah Russian was great. Yeah, I was rush more give me those there's a Liam meets one that was really good to but he has a very distinct Style on TikTok. There's been a trend of people basically making West Anderson style TikToks and He came out and was like I refuse to watch them. He's like, he hates them. Well, yeah, I would understand why. Yeah.

Basically, his entire life's work is being minimized to a TikTok. No, it's like, it's their cool videos. No, they are cool. It's like, it's an homage to him and it's, you know, very filmmaker move to come out and be like, he refuses, he's disgusted at the thought of people even trying to do what he does. But I'm saying I get that from his perspective because he probably takes himself very seriously. He's a filmmaker and artist and then everyone can do it with a phone.

He definitely takes himself very. That part is legit. I love to see him direct an episode of Part of My Take. Ooh. You should do a intro to the stiff arm, where it's like a maxed face, then your face, then a rugby ball, then the stiff arm. Wes Anderson style. That's a good idea. Have Jason Chorchman in it for some reason? Yeah, don't worry, yeah. It's time to do the shamalot.

Is the new movie good? The new Wes Anderson? Yeah. I don't know. Okay. I've heard I'll watch it. I've heard it's not. Okay. Yeah, I mean, he's kind of like he had those few that were awesome and then it got a little redundant.

Once you've seen one, you've seen them all. Correct. Cocaine Bear is definitely better. Okay. And then my cool throne is LSU. Ah, that was mine. There in the college world series. There is a bar that does Jell-O-Shots and keeps track of how these Rockos, how many fans buy the Jell-O-Shots and

LSU, what quadrupled, quintupled, seven-toupled, the next closest. LSU is, they broke the all-time record beating Ole Miss a couple years ago. Our friend Todd Graves actually went and bought 6,000 yellow shots to go past the record. They still are going though. They're at 23,302 yellow shots. That's so many yellow shots. And second place is what? Second place is Wake Forest, which is actually a little surprising, although they're really good.

So I think that's why they're sticking around. They're at 6,631. What's Oralette? good so i think that's why they're still you know they're sticking around there at six thousand six hundred thirty one which or a lot uh... oral Roberts not last three thousand in six uh... can you guess who's last lot stanford stanford not last okay i had seven hundred forty seven virginia six hundred

twenty one also because they lost in the first two games and virginia but yeah speaking of oral this kind of puts us back on the hot seat they lost to wake forest and then in the locker room celebration uh... wake forest they just face fucked their own team

what is you got to pull this off okay it's it was one of the spur of the moment things were like they were celebrating with each other and the guys sits on a bench and just like He just face fucks his teammates. So they were doing they were doing uh oh Yeah, oh no. Yeah, he's face fuck. No, no, that is exactly what happened. You're right Hank This is um, so imagine being an Alice you player fan and being like we just lost to this

This is like this is the after part of Harlem Shake. Yeah. Yeah. It drops and then there's... It's not that deep in dick, bitch. Yeah. No, that one felt like they had done that before. Yeah, that's just a face phone. That.

Also, Wake Forest has these uniforms with insanely tiny font that's very funny. It looks like it. It looks like it was Great Britain World Baseball Classic Jersey. They're so small. It's so small Look how small the demon deacons. It's on that It's really really small. It's very funny. But you know college baseball world series awesome Okay, PFT my hot seat is James Cameron. Yes, we've alluded to it a couple of times a big day for filmmakers the ocean gate

Company sit there submarine down to explore the Titanic, the record of Titanic with I think five souls on board. You always say souls if there's a crash. I don't know what the difference is between like five people and five souls. Five souls on board, one hour, 30 minutes into the voyage, they lost contact with the surface. So the sub was apparently controlled via text messaging from the surface because you can't get GPS underneath the water and On board they had like two controls that they could use which they were using a like a mad cats playstation 3 controller Yep to I guess move the sub around so we don't know where they are they have enough oxygen apparently until Thursday well, I know they are if it's, they're dead. They're probably dead.

They are dead. This is one of those situations that it's captivated the internet because they keep being like, they have 50 hours of oxygen, they have 40 hours. They died. They probably, in a weird way, I know this is a tragic situation, but it's probably better than they died almost instantly. I would imagine they did.

Yeah, you don't think bad happened it's probably better than they died almost instantly. I would imagine they did. Yeah, you don't think bad happened, and the sub broke, and they died. You don't wanna be on board a submarine that's the size of like a geo tracker with four strangers. Right. And then have to kind of live out the last 40 hours

of your life. It is one of those situations, too, where like five people died, and Twitter's just going off. Yeah, almost a billionaire. One of them was, I did have one tweet where like five people died and Twitter's just going off. Yeah, almost a billionaire. One of them was, I did have one tweet that maybe was uncouth in the moment, but it's, it's by a sports team.

Yeah, don't have to go see the Titanic by a sports team, but still, it is tragic and it's also like, Twitter's just having a field date with it. Well, CBS did a report, like 60 minutes that a field report months ago where they basically showed how like it wasn't approved. It wasn't like really, you know, thought through or like scientifically backed.

It was just kind of thrown together by some guys that charged 250K for a trip. How do you think they came up with that number? 250,000? It probably isn't worth that much, but the market that you're going after, you might as well go after rich people And if you make something cost a lot of money, then rich people want to buy it. Yeah, and smart smart business It's also insane because I was watching a news clip and they had it like a scientist on he's like more people have been in space

And it's been that deep. Yeah, which kind of puts into perspective how fucking scary they're at the bottom of what's in the ocean We don't know. You have phones. Yeah, me and Will were talking about this at lunch, and he actually, I think he would have survived with his, with his plan of, Oh no, different if you were on that thing. No, no, no, no. I was just saying like, they're gets the point.

If you have like, 90 hours of oxygen for four people left, and then you're like, well, you know, if you don't have to share the oxygen anymore. Now you have way more. Yeah. Oh, Bill, you just sort started killing them one by one. I like imagine what's going on in that if there's a live. That's the thing is I don't I think that's why people are so like

Intently watching it because it's a literal ticking time bomb of like When they run out of oxygen, but I really do think like they probably died instantly. The minute they lost communication the sub probably broke and they died. Which again, is a better way to die than the alternative of being trapped in that and counting down these seconds. Once somebody has to take a crap for the first time, I'm just holding my breath until I die. Yeah, it's crazy. I mean, the videos of the inside of that sub's too tight. I'm so glad I'm claustrophobic I would never get in a situation like that. Yeah, yeah, it's Billy would really like sink to the Manhattan like yeah He'd know Billy would never get into a suit and then submerge himself underwater. No, but that's different That's different. That's way different. Yeah, totally different. There was like a swimming you could swim out of there

If you really needed to yeah, yeah, it's also just like a good rule of thumb, like anything Titanic related just don't do it because then it just becomes like, well, we know what the Titanic happened. Well, listen, I am once again asking them to build Titanic too. Correct. The ship that's in the same dimensions as Titanic 1, sailed the exact same route as the first Titanic 1,

have everybody on board dressed like it's what, 19, 15, whenever it went down, and just replay, just run it back, don't carry enough life boats on board, sell it to Uber rich people, and I guarantee you that thing would sell out. I would be on Titanic too. Yeah, it also, I didn't realize how like, where the Titanic sank.

Super close to the United States. Yeah, I had no idea. I would have swam to shore if I were them. It's like kind of, because like in your head, you're like, oh, there were somewhere way up, but that's just where iceberg went back in the day. Just don't fuck with the ocean.

Yeah, that's actually a really good, just stay away from the ocean. Yeah, and stay away from more than like 20 feet into the ocean. The beach is fine. Yeah, beach is good. Everything else? That.

My cool throne is Zion Williamson. Yeah. Zion is good. Everything else? Bad. My cool throne is Zion Williamson. Yes. Zion has been in the news a lot recently for some of his relationships and sexual prowess, you might say, or lack thereof. His ex-girlfriend Mariah Mills got her Twitter account nuke today because she was threatening that she was going to drop a sex tape of Zion because I guess Zion wasn't playing ball with her or whatever.

So she got her accounts suspended because I guess that would technically be revenge porn if she put out a video, federal crime. She put out a video of Zion Williamson banging her in the bathroom next to all his two liters of soda. And she showed a picture of her iPhone when she was letting him know, like, I got the goods on you. She has the most cracked iPhone screen of all time.

As we alluded to, on girls you don't want to fuck with, someone with an obliterated iPhone screen. You see a girl with that screen, and she is the worst type of a blast to hang out with. One night's great, probably I would imagine. She's like Vegas, the female equivalent of Vegas. One night would probably be a lot of fun, and then you want to get as far away as possible. Yeah. I would imagine she's like Vegas, the female equivalent of Vegas. One night would probably be a lot of fun,

and then you wanna get as far away as possible. Yeah. She didn't really play her hand well. She did not. She went from, oh, she's got something to say to, now she's lost all her means to make money, it seems like, because social media probably was pretty important to her.

Yeah. So yeah. Shout out to Zion. I don't want to back. I would like to say just right now, if the Bulls want trade for Zion, I'm all in. Yeah. Because he does feel like he might be on the trade block

and I'm all in. Yeah, he just needs a change. I actually think to stress asset. That New Orleans is probably the worst city for him to live in. Yeah, I would get fat New Orleans too. Yeah. In a second, I did for the final four. Yeah, that was, I was like a fucking, I was like a sausage on a grill. I love going to New Orleans too. Yeah. In a second, I did for the final four. Yeah. That was like a fucking, I was like a sausage on a grill.

I love going to a world sausage. Ready to be Pope. I love. I'm ready to go back. It's the best. Okay. My hot seat is Packers fans trying to get me to somehow admit that I was wrong about the Jordan Love video.

A lot of Packers fans. Listen, I expect more of the Packers fans. You've owned me my entire life and you're acting kind of sad right now being like context, context, context. We did get a little bit of context that Jordan Love was just a French Bears fan was asking him to make the video. And so now Packers fans like, look, he was asked to make the video. That still is bad.

Aaron Rodgers never would have done that. That was my point. You gotta say no. You gotta say no if you're Jordan Love. You gotta say no. Aaron Rodgers, that was my, like as much as I hate Aaron Rodgers, he tortured me, he's fucking owned me, all that stuff. He respected the rivalry he never gave an inch.

Jordan Love, you gave an inch, I'm gonna take that. Yeah, if you identify yourself as a, as a bears fan and you ask the Packers quarterback to make a video for you for whatever reason. You swearing a bear's jersey? Yeah, you say no to that, you say no. Yeah, you say, I, I, I'll say, you know, happy birthday to anyone.

I'll say whatever, happy father's day, your own father, whatever you want. I'm not saying it's a, to all bears fans. So, uh, there's your context. People were like, people were very upset at me. That's not really much, much context. That's the way point. There's like, it was like people very upset at me. It's not really much much I'm right that's my point. There's like it was like a big gotcha moments like I still think it was stupid Mm-hmm like it makes it maybe a tiny bit better than he wasn't like

Made the video himself trying to like own bears fans, but still you say no to that video. Yep 10 times out of 10 Hank, what are your thoughts? You look like you've got some thoughts on Jordan love No good guys Don't do that video absolutely not. Yeah, that's that's respecting the rivalry don't do that video week one is gonna be Usually I'm excited for that what's the most important what's in the video for those who didn't watch it It's Jordan love saying I want to wish a happy father's day to all to all bears fans. Oh, so yeah, yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Okay. My cool throne because both my cool drones are taking I'm going to do it on the fly. Sony Michelle. He's back in our cell. No, how about a wind him clerk because you have now gotten the internet to be like, hey, he's a bad guy.

Yeah. So you've gone through the whole thing, tremendous loser behavior by anyone who does this. Don't care what side politics you're on. If you see someone have the greatest moment of their life, and you immediately like, let's go through his likes and try to figure out what he liked on Twitter, that's loser energy.

Mm-hmm. I was shocked to find out that a PGA golfer is a Trump supporter. Name Wyndon. Yeah, I didn't see that one coming. So yeah, Wyndon Clark, you are on the cool throne because you've gone through it all now. As soon as you get your big moment, have the internet shit on you a little bit or a corner

of the internet, it's not the whole internet. You now have come through the other end and you're good. Yeah, the best thing about sports is to not care about politics for however long you're watching sports. Correct. You just turn that side of your brain completely off. Right. And you just watch the Saudi funded golf tournament. Yep. Yep. Okay. Billy. My hot seat is at Andrew Tate. He's officially done so. Oh no. What happened this time? No, no, they got your leader. He's big time rack tearing charges, arrested, turned his hands, smuggling people.

Yeah, now they got it, it's gonna stick. It really? Yeah. This has got to be devastating for you. No, it's not. Oh. Do you disavow? Uh, oh.

Exclusion. Oh, he wants, he doesn't know. No, I don't, like, if he gets, Billy still wants to be a top G. If he's convicted, then we'll see what happens Okay, so let all the facts come out. Yeah, okay my favorite end to go Romanian government is do process of Romanian law. No, I just I don't know like you know how corrupt Romania is So not to sub out I just found these guilty if you did what he's accused of okay, okay

And then my beta behavior Other hot see you never never apologize What yeah you just start your disapowed and that's that's beta Sure My other hot sees Jack Jones. I don't know if we talked about this already But he was caught the airport with two guns. Yes, yeah, but that wasn't the bad part in the duffel bag No, the bad part was that he tweeted John Morant a month ago being like, dude, what are you doing? Oh, clean it up.

Oh, yeah, yeah, said receipts on him. Yeah, he had two guns in the airport. Yeah, yeah, probably grabbed the wrong bag. Some people have gone bags. People are asking us bell check lost locker room. I love, I love that debate when it's like, well, he's a grown-ass man who's doing whatever he, like, no, old school bell check, he used to say that. This is nothing for bell check. Yeah, I mean, the internet is probably flew with no fewer than five guns at any time. I just do love though, like, whatever. If it's back, when an NFL guy gets in trouble this time of year, it's like, well, how the

coach not stop him. Yeah. This grown-ass man who's living his own life, he should like, well, how the coach not stop him. Yeah. This grown ass man who's living his own life. He should have, those should have been two playbooks in his backpack. God damn it. Pell check. How can you not get him to stop doing that?

I mean, speaking of TSA violations are good friend Henry Lockwood went to the airport with no fewer than what, I'd say like 12 tools in your bag. I want to clean out my apartment when you're in New York because I'm not gonna be back. And I found a box of tools that I meant to pack, put them in my backpack, meant to transfer it to my bag that I was checking.

And then me and PFT were going through the security line and it kinda sent in and I was like, I think I have a giant box of tools with like nails and a ratchet and a wrench. And I, PFT was like, oh, I think I might be able to get through with it. And so basically forced me to ask the TSA agent, like, hey, is this okay?

And she's like, it's like a 12 foot ratchet, like no, I had to throw it away. I forced Hank to do that, by the way. That was my fault. You did, I was gonna throw it away and pretend like it never happened. And you're like, no, it'd ask him. Yeah.

Somebody pointed out online, like, what if the plane broke down and Hank need to fix it And then they got rid of the one guy that could have landed. Sure could have been that guy. All right good hot sea cool drones. Oh you have one more Cole Rowland on Wake Forest cool thrown. Do you choose the face fucker or the face fucky? I don't know, but he's just tweaking out on the mound and I love that energy. Okay, he like looks like He's really wound up. Okay. And he's pretty pumped up, pissed off.

Nice. Good for him. Nice. All right, so we're going to do Mount Rushmore of Hosses. As it currently stands, PFT and I have two points. Max and Hank have two points. Editor's note, Max and Hank have three points. I repeat, three points.

Billion Jake have zero points. We should have three, but we took a one point penalty. Self-imposed. Yep. Well, not self-imposed. It was Jake's. Jake's. It's not. Yeah.

That was dirty when Jake did. That was. It was really dirty. I would never have like two seconds. Yeah. Did not affect the score. We still would have won. I agree.

I didn't snitch. I didn't snitch. So, can we take back our self-imposed penalty? No. Oh, okay. I mean, absolutely not. Okay, all right. Let's do Mount Rushmore of Hoss's PFT.

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Big old Hosses. Hoss. Not saying horses. Hosses. You know a hoss when you see one. Big boys. Big boys. Max, you're Hossed Jason.

You're Hossish. I think that's a nice thing you've ever said. Yeah, you're Hossish. You look good in that shirt today, Max. There's so many holes in the shirt. That's a Hoss thing. You know what, having a hole in a shirt is a big guy. It's actually not that bad because it's like,

oh, he got hungry, he started gnawing on his shirt. Yeah, you, Frank of Tank. It's just all the best. You needed a quick snack on the subway? Why don't you see if there's maybe some hemp in that shirt? They're all around. They're all around my belly. So that's just the belly popped so bad. Oh, no

Yeah, look at moss. Yeah, looks like maybe you got stung by something. Yeah, they take on it off Right about the holes. Yeah, it's fine. Okay. All right, so Mount Rustle mushroom of Haas is Hank and Max are up first and then we're going second and then Billy and Jake third. Let's go guys. Let's have a good Mount Rushmore. Yeah. Yeah. Let's get it. Hank. A skink. Uh, just so behind the scenes, Hank has claimed that Max is drop the ball and not be a great teammate. This was before you came in this room.

He said this. This is this is news to me. It sounds like something you guys can figure out. 24 hours. I mean, I said him I sent him a full list of horses yesterday. Okay. This is a devious move. I'm just saying.

I mean, do you not hear him say that? I know, but I don't know if you can cross the barrier like that. I think he said his direct what was I have no idea what Max is doing. Yeah. So he's Max is doing. Yeah. So he's out to lunch. Yeah. He's out to lunch. Thought he was out to lunch.

Literally. Okay. Yeah. Oh, that's a look. I like it. All right, here we go. Hey, give Max. Pick one.

Uh, we're gonna go with... Shaq. Okay. Oh, not a Haas. Why not? Not a Haas. Could be debatable. Yeah, two athletic to. Why not? Not a horse. Could be debatable. But too athletic to be a horse.

Good pick. Too athletic to be a horse. No, we talked about this. I don't want to be contentious, but I lean towards Billy's reply there. But he's gotten unethical. Yeah, he has. He's gone hotter. He literally didn't work out until the season started.

That's true. That's played a way to show off. Hoss fucking move. Yeah, dude, he... It's not's gone hotter. He literally didn't work out until the season started. That's true. That's played a lot. It's a lot of fucking move. Yeah, dude. He it's not a bad pick. I just don't know if it's 1-1. Yeah, he's way too agile. You know, why don't we do 1-1? Yeah, we'll take our one one, which huge miss on Hank's part Max didn't contribute. So I'm gonna blame that on Hank 1-1 John daily Hot hot. Yeah yeah that our last hot yeah that's a better pick rip it in rip it

rip and six rip and driver yes yes yes spin and rain delays in the hooters tank and drunk with john grudern that's a hot dude i take

Hoss's love hooters they do dude i'll take your Hoss and raise your Hoss my list is about to be created we take your Hoss we raise your Hoss with Jared Lorenzin RIP. Okay. Yes, yes

We had it on our list and then our IP personal friend of mine and Hanks So it's kind of fucked up that you took a guy that we personally had a relationship with and died But that's fine. No, he would have wanted that. I don't know I don't know you literally didn't know you existed. You had the chance to take him. Yeah, he's got a fucked up He didn't take him. No, that's fine. That's fine. You had the chance. We thought it would be a memorial Wait, wait, wait, really quickly. I think that yeah, yeah, okay. Okay. All right. Oh, there are pumps are next They're swag back super bowl champion Andy Reed Okay, I want to cheeseburger after every very good. Good. Super Bowl champion, Andy Reed. Okay. And it's a hot cheeseburger after every game.

It's a very good hot. Good hot. That's a very good hot. Awesome. I think we should go with number eight, maybe PFT. Number eight's good. Yeah. Because we can get two later.

Yeah, we get two later and we can get the second one that I send later. Eight and nine are both good hot sets. But yeah, let you make the call. Uh, whoo. Whoo. Damn, he let me. There's a lot of pressure on me. Oh, I'd say go eight. Okay, John Madden. John Madden is hot. That's a serious. I mean, the guy loves food. He literally invented Thanksgiving loves football loves food. He also he also he invented video games too. Yeah, too big. He's too much of a host to fly. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Back getting driven around everywhere on a bus.

It's the most hot is the hottest thing you can do. Yeah, basically you're basically a longhorned cattle. Yeah. Yes. Okay. Hank is gonna go with, go ahead, you're pick. It's, go ahead. It sounds like you're going to finish my time. You're going yoming. Yoming is a hawse.

Okay. Good pick. Good pick. I didn't pick him. We're gonna go with another guy, unfit to fly, too big for the world. Andre the Giant. Okay. A hawse. Absolute hawse. Now is he a hawse or is he a giant? with another guy unfit to fly too big for the world, Andre the Giant.

Okay. Okay. Yeah. Absolutely. Now is he a Hawse or is he a giant? He is. He is a wrestling name. I really, and I love the same page. This is a wrestling name.

This is really weird, but it has to be a giant in today's day. And age is kind of offensive. It's like the M word. Like it's just, let's relax. Which word? The M word. Oh, are you saying weird? Are you saying, yeah. He's got the sentence. Yeah, the M like like it's just let's let's relax. Which word? What word? The M word. Oh, are you saying?

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Genghis Khan. Oh, dude, he was tiny. Yeah, oh, dude, he was tiny bro. He had big, hot energy. Oh, he did it, dude, he was tiny. Yeah, hot isn't about the size. Look up how big Genghis Khan is. It doesn't matter.

He looks like the hot is very much about the size. No, yeah, oh, a million percent. He's massive. Now you're just going back and forth. Now you're saying it's not about the size his very much about the size. No, yeah, oh, a million percent. He maxing, now you're just going back and forth. Now you're saying it's not about the size, and it's about the size. There's a size, it's a big dude, it's not a giant. It could be. Gang is con.

Why can't it be a giant? The only thing big about Gang is con was his rape statistics. Oh, yeah. Yeah, hang on. Oh, yeah. Get your bank, we need to go hang. Bill Cosby next., yeah good job Hank okay

Genghis gone is way too proactive to be a house You guys are having a great. I think we go 11 now pft We mean we've got a lot of good stuff the picks. Genghis Khan 11 is like five. Everyone knows 11. Yeah, Bartolo Cologne. Bartolo Cologne. Oh, that's not our list. I need it that Homer. Oh, that is so fat.

He could pitch and hit. That was that was maybe the best sports highlight of all time. Yeah, I don't know. I feel like if we're going with his body jiggling, just a hot energy all the time. You're talking about him, a second family, right? Yeah, he had a second family.

So he's got a little gangus condom. Yeah, great thing. Concentrally. Yeah, consensually. Okay. What? I don't see any charges against gangus. What do you think?

I'm not gonna, it is a proven guilty. You guys lost his draft, it's okay. The good news is we have another one, man. You guys, this is like, I had this inspiration last night. Genghis Khan was maybe the worst pick amount rush. He was five five. And the only reason it looks big is because he was wearing so many fur coats on top.

I guarantee if Genghis Khan rolled in your fucking hobo can village on a horseback, you'd be like, that guy is a horse. No, I'd be like, that's a little bit of horse. Okay. You guys have your last two. So we're first going up with probably one of the horses, the boss. Rick Ross. Rick Ross.

Yeah, big horse. He literally lost like 120 pounds. He's still like 260 pounds. He rents his house on Airbnb. He also loves horses, right? Yeah. That's a his house on Airbnb. He also loves horses, right? Yeah. Yeah. That's a hot smooth. Yeah. Uh, uh, now for, no, no, we dominated the drive. Wait, wait for this. We still got like five first round picks on the road. Yeah. Wait for to easy. So I'm

us. I mean, it's kind of starting to, to set in. I still, I mean, I think, I think I think Genghis Khan is going to slap slap on the graphic. I'm I'm almost upset that we only have four picks Yeah, we could go eight rounds easy on so this is a synonym for Haas Okay, that would that would imply that there's a definition Do it yeah, do the signal on this one. It's about the billy go roll. Be creative Billy. Take the ball. We best only graphic. Yeah, never let you cook.

Jake never let you cook. This is it won't work. Jake's watering you down right now. It's sad that they're so there's thinking about the graphic, not the picks. Yeah, because I think about this all about it. No, it's not. No, it's not.

No, it's about it's about being creative. No, this is the most meta. This is the most meta-hoss of them all. Okay. It's stock. It is a big country. Brian Reeves. All of them. Big country in general.

Big country. There's a big Russia. Everybody's for Putin? No, big countries. There's a big country on every team. a big Russia everybody's excepting for Putin no big country just there's a big country on every team the host of the team sometimes actually big country big countries in Bryant big country is that your big country yeah big country no you you have to pick a person no big

country no it has to be one big country we chose for guys you don't fuck with our college country yeah just put big country they'll put a bunch of flags. And then I'll show you. No, no, no, no, no, big country. Everybody will just be like, that's Brian Reeves. Yeah, that was the reason.

Yeah, I told you to put Bryant big country Reeves. That is who it is. Yeah, that is the official big country. Remember we gave Kyle Rudolph that nickname. Yes, yeah, hot. Okay, PFT, let's nail the perfect track. Okay, so we got the perfect so big cat no number two number nine or the

The guy that you sent me starts with a B. Yeah, I like number nine or the guys. I say you starts with B This is tough. It is really tough. This is tough. Um, let's go with the side guys. All right, we're just I'm just gonna say it. I'm just gonna say it. All right, say it out the same time. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no If we don't there's you say another fact guy. They just think all hocks. They're all so whatever this They don't they've never lost draft though. Yeah, I disagree with their No, that hot nothing you guys are Have you seen my friends ever all my friends are hausses. Yeah, yeah, he has their all Your friends just look like me. Yeah All the hard factor guys look like a combination of Max and Big Cat. Yeah.

No, I'm not the ball. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Fed it. Fed it. Yeah, this is fucked. I like big hair, guys. Yeah. What can I say?

Zaddies. All right. No, Big Cat, you take. You take. Okay, okay. Uh, three, two, one, zero. John Croc. Good pick.

Great pick. And Max was Max is probably kicking himself because he's in out all the city yeah he's like you just think the definition of horse is fat it's that is that is what we've come down to and I take back what I said earlier that that was five so high managed for onto the giant and Matt is for gang is common it doesn't matter for you know five five times appropriately average yeah he was probably a horse in your day but I don't think it's gonna play today. Oh, okay.

It's honestly pathetic that Hank tried to say that John Cruck is in a horse. So just so we're clear. I'm not. I didn't just. Where did I say that? Just right after the pick was made. Just so we're clear, Billy just said John Cruck

is not gonna play in his day, but he just picked a player for the Vancouver Grizzlies. Yeah, well, a big country on the graphic is gonna play so fucking hard. It's Bryant Rees. Everybody has a big, it's Bryant Rees. It's a Bryant, but it's a big country Rees. Yeah.

Everyone sees big country, they're like, that's a horse. Okay. Every big country is a horse. It is a shame, because we could go another four easy. You wanna go five? You wanna go bonus pick? No. Yeah, let's go bonus. Yeah, let's go Question is how how nuts do we want to get?

Yeah, I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna go now. I'm gonna still load it. Okay, okay Donald Trump Okay Have you see that tennis coach that tennis picture? All right, we're going five rounds driving He's on a zephy he's skinny as fuck right now Have you seen that tennis coach? That tennis coach? All right, we're going five rounds. Driving a golf car on the green is a lot. He's skinny as fuck right now. He looks weak right now. And then we go number three.

You said a throw up a hail Mary. I got, if you said throw screen pass, we could get some vote. If you said throw screen pass, I would have thrown a screen pass. You said four birds hail Mary and I threw it out. We could get some, that name on a graphic. He is a hot guy. You guys want to go, you got a hot center of six rounds? No, I'm good. We're really no, no, it's

We can empty the clip. Wait, no, this isn't No, it's not We need to do the rules of not everybody talking over each other during Mount We're getting on another day that whatever rules we stick to we're sticking with and that is true. Okay, I'm willing to go five rounds though I don't give a fuck. For the rest of us. We said the other day we're gonna stick with these rules. They're all presidents elected by the democracy. I knew, see, that's why we don't get free.

It's because I have a deep list. Like on the one hand, they don't have a deep list. They don't want it. This is literally what we have a deep list too. We have guys. We have a matter. We didn't have top four guys. Now we got five.

It's quite literally moving the goalposts. Let's just play with them. So honorable mentions and when you're thinking about voting think about how great the honorable Magic's work lamp on Chris Burman David Wells Vince Wilfork. Yeah, CC Sebastian one that I'm surprised. That's a good pick CC's best is a good one the honor being the royal Haas the royal yeah, yeah, yeah, there's one that I was actually surprised we could have picked it big out the kid of its fingers. Yeah. I mean, he's a horse.

Oh, William Howard taft. We got a half-thorough Bjornson to mountain. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, we said Vince will for Toby Keith. He's a horse. Yeah, former Kansas coach Mark Mangina. Oh, that's a horse. That's a horse. Max can get up. Said Chris Christie just in appearance. Chris Christie pouring the M&Ms into the more M&Ms. Super. Yeah.

On the baseball pants. That's a house. Uh, taft the president. John Taffer said that. John Taffer is a house. Definitely a house. John Wayne. We actually, we thought about making a team of all John's and going John daily, John Madden, John Crook, John Wayne. That might have worked. It could have worked. Friar John from Robin Hood. Oh, big John Thompson.

Yeah, that's a hock. He's a hock. That's a hock. Sorry to Johnson. Whatever he, what did he do? He got eights. Big, magic, Johnson. Bay Bruth. Bay Bruth Johnson Babe Ruth. Babe Ruth. Yeah, big-hawse energy big. I actually think well See this is where I think you guys were wrong with the big country pick because if you did big countries

Yeah, man. By the way correct or country strong then you would do Adam Dunn You would do Jim tome. Mm Mm-hmm. Tony Sarah Gustaf. The difference between country strong and haus. Adam Dunn, you said Adam Toemy. Adam Dunn, Jim Toemy are the same person. I don't think they're serious. I think that you're trying to make that distinction. The thing is, if hauses like, if our all the role,

all of our groups of hauses battled, like we would dominate. Albert Bro was a haus. Genghis Khan could not play in this era. Genghis Khan is con. He couldn't do shit without his crew. Yeah They just swarmed. What are you gonna do with King is can't try to dick us down. Yeah To work for him work back then. Oh did it. Where how's Mongolia doing these days?

I think sounds like you're an apologist well Yeah, Billy there man, we're gonna say about the Mongols They're badass. They're pretty badass. I do like that when they do like the throat singing. That's crazy. Yeah, they will. They now, they're like the best sumo wrestlers in the world.

Boom. Now. Con effect. Who's at Dodgers pitcher? Or why you? How did you pronounce that? In January or something. Yeah, he was a boss.

Oh, what's his name? Deck? Engine rear or something. Yeah, he was a host. Oh What's his name? Decaire Rabu. Yeah, he was a horse Pablo Sandeval yep when he broke his belt Pablo Sandeval was a horse Vogue will fat You started how to hausses. You just think hauss means fat Well, it's like big intimidating presence. It debt wide shoulders wide shoulders I would say that yes, to be a hot you should be overweight. No disagree. You're BMI

should be out of whack. No, no, you should be clinically obese by BMI. Yeah. Well, yeah, yeah. Like the rock is a horse. Yeah, we're all everybody in this room is probably obese on the BMI scale. I definitely am. Nice. Certainly am. Would you please step up? Thank you. OK, good draft. Well, we do have to start now. We were just there was a moment there.

I'm sorry. I apologize. I think the rule needs to be if two people are screaming at each other, that's fine. A third person can't come in over the top. Yeah. Let the two people scream it out before you start screaming. Hand up.

Hand up. No, I disagree. Yeah, I know. It was definitely directed directly at max This correct this correct. I'm sorry How you feeling Hank? I feel great great I the graphical tell Yeah, I can I'm gonna I'm gonna that's worse than double all of us What are you talking about people gonna take your throne? Were you throwing this one?? Wait So under the same rules Bonaparte and Napoleon yeah, did Hitler? Yeah, no, yeah

No, these are kind of the same guy. No, Mussolini kind of hot Winston Churchill hot short guy I'm trying to take over the world Stalin was a house. No, it was five Eight in his era. That's like fucking Andre the giant Stalin was like a little person to He was a big boy. No, he was that was all coats five eight. No, he's a big boy In his error that's like fucking Andre the giant stall was like a little person to He was that was all coats five eight. No, he's a big boy. No, they wear a lot of glasses mustache Yeah, the stash Teddy Roosevelt Mussolini was a house Teddy Roosevelt was for sure a house. Yes, he was a house. Yeah big-time. Oh big stick. Oh, Ben Franklin kind of a house Yeah, maybe too horny to be a house. No, no, he that's that's when he got active. I think Haas is only fuck on Bob Zach Randolph Yeah, good. Haas. That's good. Haas great. Haas not King is common

solid Zibo. Oh Kim Jong-un Yeah, a lot of dictators are Haases now that I think about it. That is kind of true. Uh huh, Evie Amine. I mean, kind of a Hoss. You're kind of a Hoss. A Chapo, kind of a Hoss. Yeah, yeah.

Oh, the Del Castro. Pablo Escobar was a Hosses. Yeah, yeah. Oh yeah, that's a great Hoss. The Del Castro invented the Euro step. Yeah, what? That's right, yeah, he did. How did I not know this?

It's incredible. He didn't actually be. How? Jake Gavara wrote about how Fidel used to do this little side step into layups. Yeah. People wanted to call it a travel. Wow.

Yeah, he knows everything. Yeah. It really does makes communism a lot more powerful. Well, think about where the Euro step came from, the Eastern block. Like if you taught them that. If you just led with that, being like, yeah, okay, we're communist, but watch this Euro step.

Yeah, I can get to on anybody. Do you think? Yokech is on the same coaching tree is all that. Think about it. Just being from Serbia. Yeah. Also Billy thought that that Palgas was from France. He's technically Catalonian,

which is not also not. Which is in Spain. Also not. He's like the most Spanish late for the Spanish national team. He's Catalonian. He literally played for Spain on the Olympics.

He does not Spanish. Well then why did he play for Spain? The Catalonians would agree with me. Well, why did he play for Spain? This picture of Fidel is just awesome. Do it. He's hitting the heart as you're also. Fidel is just doing these. I think the art is euros. I'm about like those guys have no idea what they're going to do. They're like is this a trap guy? I read about him reading in my

mind. Alright, I'm a murderous dictated. This seems like a joke. And then I saw the picture was like, oh my God, he is hitting that shit. You call travel on Fidel. He's taking your farm. He's got ball low. He's going to bring it high. Oh man. Okay, good night rush for everyone. Mount Rushmore of Hosses was brought to you by front door. We all have that long nagging home to do list

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get a free video chat. And now here's Ryan Rusillo. Oh! Okay, we now welcome on our draft insider, draft guru and very special friend. It is Ryan or Sillo. Couple of times in two weeks, good to see you, Ryan. NBA draft, you watch all the tape.

We thought you are our guy. You gotta come on and give us some talking points that we can just tell people randomly be like, hey, saw this, because we watched none of the tape. So thank you and let's start at the top. Let's start big picture. I want to just throw something out there for you. I want you to give me all the players right now

that could possibly be traded for the number one pick in the San Antonio Spurs. The Spurs would actually pick up the phone because I was thinking about it today, wouldn't it be smart for the Nugget Sixth then their window and trade Yokech for Wemba Niyama right now? Yeah, and it's a rookie scale contract so you'd have some more flexibility moving forward.

So you've got to ask the question. Kind of ask the question, you've never seen it before. How can you even know how good it can be? So the best part is that you frame that with How many players would be traded for them and I was like we're gonna be here a while But I think you meant to say it's the other way around so yeah, yo could you hang up? Yes, you'd hang up Yannis you'd hang up and be you trade him

Tatum probably Booker. I don't know what they're doing now, but The list is probably like three guys. That's crazy. That is crazy, right? Like to have the number one pick be only three guys in the MBA that would you'd even consider? Yeah, and even, you know, maybe even Dallas would be like, you want to just see what happens because it kind of goes against, right, it goes against my rule, right? Like my rule usually is when it's not this absurd, when it's not once in a generation. And by the way, like anybody who says he's

the best, like he's better than LeBron as a prospect, I would completely disagree just because LeBron body wise was NBA ready. And as much as I like when Beniamam, we can get into what's so special about him, he's gonna get hurt. It would be shocking if he doesn't have somebody roll into his legs at some point, but the thing that I would also point out is that Derand got hurt all the time,

and if you could do it all over again, you'd still take him number one, even with all those injuries, because of how good he is. I have my own working theory that some of these dudes that are so absurdly big, but also have perimeter skills, because on offense, he is. I have my own working theory that some of these dudes that are so absurdly big, but also have like perimeter skills, because on offense he's like a small forward, that I just don't think the human body

is supposed to move like a creative player in an NBA video game, where you give him like Michael Jordan's skills and then make him seven-five. Again, he's not Michael Jordan, but you get the point. Like so I'd imagine I know they're doing all these preventative things, they're doing all these feet work out, all this kind of stuff that I think is really cool,

but there's still a really good chance until he builds himself up into his body as talented as he is. He's probably going to hurt and you're still going to take him. So, you know, Yoke, it's just too good and he's still too young. Yonis is still too good and too young. And, you know, Luca, you might even have a conversation, but back to the original point, like, normally I'd go, well, wait, I don't want to trade a guy who I know has already done it for somebody that I've never seen actually do it,

but that's how special Victor is. So it is an absurd list, it's an absurdly short one, and it goes against everything we probably ever think about the draft, but that's how special he is. Damn. So tell me about these workouts that he's putting in, the preventative injury stuff. What is he actually doing to make sure

that he doesn't get hurt in his first couple of years? You know, they don't, they've zagged a bit on the bulk thing. Like I remember poor Manu bowl back in the day, they were just like, here are cheeseburgers, like just go, just get fat. Try, try to put on his blanket. I like that. Yeah, back then, I don't know that it was a scientific as the options now,

but it hasn't been about bulking. And the thing is too, is like, he, I mean, did you see the picture of him next to Rudy Gobert? Like, he's also like big, you know, I know he's skinny and everything, but he's got like a big frame. And one of the things that I was reading

that thought was really interesting is like these foot strengthening drills Like it's it's about his feet now on top of every other thing that he's doing But he does this workout or excuse me warm up routine before games where he like really concentrates on Getting his feet as stretched out as possible because it's just a lot to ask a pair of feet to run around in a basketball court, jump all over the place, block everything and have the center of gravity be basically like mutant level. It's insane to watch.

And then I also just go back to Kenny Lofton, Jr. Boeing him in the post. And I'm just going to stick with that. We are women, Yamagas, but there are going to be moments where he looks like a boy playing against men and gets bullied around. And you just got to live with that, right? Like I would imagine if he goes up, when he goes up against like a guy like him, be in his, you know, rookie year, it's going to look bad. And there's going to be moments where it looks bad. And you're just saying he's that special that eventually it will be, you know, all correct itself.

Yeah, because most of the time I know Billy always gets upset about his bench numbers, but when you talk about like man's strength and when it actually kicks in, like he still get years to go, like you just, like everybody knows this, you kind of, depending on like how focused you on or all these stuff, you kind of just start to fill out. I mean, some people fill out in different ways than other guys. So that's not going to be through a workout. That's not going to be adding muscle. That's, it's just going to be part of getting older for him. And so yeah, like, look, he's better off now though,

in this era of basketball, than he would have been coming in in the 90s and 80s, where guys would have just tried to post him up. People didn't take threes, and everybody had like two enormous guys with a lot tried to post him up. People didn't take threes. And everybody had like two enormous guys with a lot of bulk to them. So the way he plays, every time you think you kind of have him figured out,

well, I wouldn't even say figured out. Like you're like, oh, okay, this is who he is. Like this is absurd, this is amazing. Then I'll do like one thing in a game. You're like, are you kidding me? Like he had a time where he actually doubled the ball where they have the big stay on the ball screen with the ball handler.

So two guys stay with the point guard basically off a screen. He usually is like a guy who's a much better player and you don't care about leaving somebody else open. But it also kind of slows the offense down. And what happened was like the guy who cut got behind him and it looked like they had him. They looked like they had him on a really good role off the ball screen because he stayed on the ball handler.

He didn't block the pass. He like reached back behind him in a way that you don't ever see anybody do it. And he reached back and then he grabbed it. And that's just the stupid defensive stuff that he does that changes everybody. Like everybody that's going to the rim, it's not the blocks that you're thinking about him. And then he makes up so much ground and then he can also get out of contest. But the really special stuff, especially in that Scoot Henderson showdown

that we saw, which also makes me like Scoot-a-Laka, Scoot was like one of the few guys, it was like I'm gonna go out and like he had that mentality and it worked a few times and also did some other times. But we're talking about somebody who can go between his legs and step back, dribble and hit a three. Like the three point shooting numbers can be a little bit better.

You know, I'm not talking about him being like one of the top three point shooters of league, but we've just never seen anything like this. We've never seen a combination of the defensive impact that should be elite immediately on top of what are you supposed to do? Like when Garnett hit fade away baseline jumpers, we were like, all right, I give up.

Like I'm never gonna contest this. Add five inches to it. And that's what Wombiama's doing. It sounds like he needs some old man strength, some dad strength even. Just, he should get a girl pregnant. He should get signed Williamson's role at X. Find some of those girls, bring them in,

get dad strength right off the bat. Boom, problem solved. I do like Scoot Henderson though. Scoot Henderson, he seems like you kind of alluded to it. He's got the dog in him. I don't know Victor has the dog in him or the sh- yeah, or whatever they call it in France. A pool.

Yeah, does Victor Wimbenjama have a pool in him? Or does he have to work on that? No, he actually mixes it up a little bit. When we grew up, and every time you'd watch a Euro or an international guy, you'd be like, soft, whatever, like this guy stinks. Like I remember like American guys, if you got into it, like Sasha Pavlovitch, you had to like go extra-atom, just to prove like that you weren't a bitch. And I don't know when it changed. I don't know when it changed, but

whenever I watch some of the international guys now, like I don't even think about it anymore. You know, I think the thing is so global, they're also used to it now. They've all played, you know, a bunch of Americans. I mean, this isn't new. There's been going on now for a couple of decades, but I think it took a little while for, for any of us to get into the draft to watch guys and be like, you know what, he's got a little attitude to him. I remember it was prosigous.

I was like, this guy's got a little toad at times when he's getting ready for the draft and really his biggest issue was being hurt. But no, when Beniyama, every now and then, like, he'll look at the, he'll hit ready for the draft and really his biggest issue was being hurt. But no, when Beniyama every now and then like, he'll look at the, he'll hit a shot and turn around and look like in that G league showcase and usually the bench is saying some shit to you that gets players even at the NBA level to turn around and do something. But like he turned around and like stared him down a couple of times, like looking at him.

He'll, you know, I don't know that he has the dog in him like scoot does because I, I know you guys are going to love Scoot Chris Paul comp. Because we're talking about all, like first team, all dog guys. But I'm not worried about like one button y'all are going, oh my god, like I'm in the NBA now, like this is freaking me out. Like if he fails, it's not gonna be, I'd highly doubt that he's, I don't watch a guy that, you know, it's just kind of big and happens to be skilled.

I think there's, I think the fact that he kept playing and granted he was under contract and there's all sorts of debates about my thoughts on that. But, you know, he could have just said screw it. Like, and he could have also, he could be charged with a couple of felonies and still go number one. But I just think that his competitiveness, because you know, a lot of big guys

Don't always love basketball and so far right now everybody that's talked to him Everybody loves him and I think as far as not being a dad. That's probably why his family was cheering for him not going to Houston By the way, I think the Euro guys switched with with Davos, Sephirosa. I think that was the moment I think that was like oh shit. think that was what it was like, Oh, shit, you can't fuck with these guys anymore. Yeah, I mean, he's one of the toughest guys of it. Would he was wearing, he was wearing 90 air maxes and basketball games, like those things are like

clogs. So you want to talk about, yeah, yeah, I might do a thesis on this. How top of change the entire perception of Euro plays the NBA. All right. They just got darkness. I think I think they got they they switched the rebranded. They went from being soft to just being kind of dirty player. So yeah, flopping and all that.

Yeah. Yeah. Give us the dog list. Give us the dog list. First round dog list. Um, rank them rank them one through whatever, however deep you want to go. Or maybe rank them like pit bull through like Chihuahua, different breeds of dogs.

Yeah. You're better with the breeds than I am, to be honest with you. So just. Yeah. We'll go back and forth. Okay. All right. Cam Whitmore is definitely on that list, maybe number one overall, the Villanova freshman.

Watching him play is like every time he gets the ball he's going left and he beats everybody every single time. I'm not sure he's going to be able to get to the hoop the way he did in college where just like I guess nobody's ever going to stop him. And then even if somebody got the angle on him, he would just bullen do him. There was a Providence game where it was like the second position of the game. Nobody's even sweating yet. He went into the post and there was this poor kid who like got him on the block

And I don't even know if it was his assignment It may have just been a switch and you know just kind of like him cross-matched and Whitmore went hit him so strong Like I thought this kid was gonna go into the transfer portal immediately like he the kid was like overwhelmed because it was like Holy shit this guy's at like level 11 energy this early into the game. So Whitmore is definitely on there. Um, didn't make it to MIT. Just gonna throw that out there. Nope, no doubt. Uh, okay.

What would be a, what would be a dog that's really tenacious, but single-minded? Um, what was the shitty, uh, border, border collie maybe? Yeah, like a cattle dog, like one of those cattle dogs. It's like basically born to do one thing and they do it exceptionally well, but like they're not gonna do other stuff. I would say a red healer. Yeah.

Yeah, okay. All right, that's good. Um, my other guy, I'm going with is uh, we're both, we're all learning stuff here. Right. James Najee. know look if he doesn't last a league Najee gonna work here anymore office space um but I uh he's so bad um he uh I'm not gonna tell you he's the best basketball player you've ever seen, okay?

Because he's not that. Uh, he's probably a late first round guy. His wing span, however, is 7-7. And the way, like as soon as he checks in the game, you're not like, oh, we got a garden, but it would be kind of like shit. He's in, like this is just gonna be hard. Everything is gonna be harder now because he attacks the glass, like even when he doesn't have a chance.

It's like an annoying guy and pick up where you're like, you were boxed out from 15 feet away, like what are you doing? Are you gonna do this the whole game? Like this is gonna suck, and granted, he's getting paid so little different than pick up hoops, but he's not skilled, he's not, he's very raw, but as soon as he checks in the game, things are just different and

It's because of his energy. It's size his strength and I think he actually has a chance to make a roster here Okay, he looks like a tight-end who's playing basketball like he's so built. It's crazy. You don't see basketball players I feel like built like that anymore with like actual I mean, Yannis has gotten to that point But a lot of guys aren't built that same way. They're built in different ways and not in like for quick movements and not he looks like he'll fuck some people up.

Bood, I'm telling you when he checks into the game, you just go because like sometimes you're watching the other guys, you know, if you're going through games and then I can sort it through clips on synergy. And so sometimes I'll just go clips on guys and then you're like, oh, I'm not even watching Naji. And then it's just like you can't stop watching him because he just kicks everybody's ass the whole time. Another guy, this isn't I would say we're quick for him.

I would say that he's, uh, he's major Biden. It was not the, the city Biden dog that just bit everybody. Yeah. And like everyone was afraid to be around them. Major Biden, that's him. Okay. I'm going to need help on the the breed for this one. Cause and big cat can probably when I watch Ohio State when I went back and watch it

all, it was like they had an intermural football team. They were like, Hey, you guys also want to play basketball. And so they had all these like fixed out dudes. And Bryce Sensible, who apparently is going late teens, he's not my favorite player. He averaged 12 and a half shots per game in only 24 minutes, which is actually kind of hard to do. I don't know that he defends,

but he would watch you, he'd be a dog that would watch you eat. And never, and your friends would come over and be like, hey, anything you can do here and you'd be like, no, like this is what he does. He's gonna eat no matter what. He's waiting it out. Be like, does he do it?

Can he do something else? Can he defend the house? Nope, not interested. He's gonna let strangers walk right past. But when it's meal time, he's gonna get his. And there's nothing you can do about it. And if you leave your plate, it's gonna be gone. So I don't know if that makes any sense.

I didn't expect you to get this deep into the dog breed. Hotkey. That's a husky for sure. Yeah, that's a husky for sure. And if you leave the plate out, he will literally eat himself until he dies. Yeah, and watch a go-how state this entire year and Titus can test this.

They would, you'd watch them and they would show flashes where you're like, this team is like a top 10 talent wise team. And then they would just stop playing basketball for long stretches. And it was like shocking to watch where you're like, what just happened? They would lose leads. They wouldn't score like, they're just do dumb things, turnovers. A lot of young guys, and I do like price Sensival. He can, you know what they call this one Ryan? He can fill it up. He can take that with you to, when you do your draft coverage.

He can fill it up. Yeah, that's, that's what I definitely hope you use. That's fine. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Use that once and then they're like, I'm running it down. Fill it up. Yeah. All right. Use that once and then they're like, what do you mean he can fill it up?

And then you say he can score the basketball. Yeah, score the basketball. So whoever invented that. Now that's worse than guys. Apparently dudes in men's leagues now are tapping after misfree throws. Like no one should be high-fiving anybody. We need these games to go quicker, whoever started that

and then everybody thinks that you're supposed to do it. Then I remember years ago, the Wall Street Journal had some study about how like teams that touched each other more were more successful. And you're like, yeah, because they're good and they have more things to celebrate. Like nobody, like the Wizards can't go to next year being like, just keep touching each other all the time

and we'll win 40 games. I will say though, I agree with you that like in intramural came to do that. But when you're when you're playing in a pickup game, like you can't do it often, but like maybe once a month, call a good old fashioned timeout when you're about to go out of bounds, when there's no timeouts, that will get some good laughs. That will get some good laughs from the crew. And you're just like falling out of bounds call time-hands like we're playing pickup What the fuck are you talking about a guy got a pretty good elbow on me like and then like put my arm behind my

My back when I was trying to like get to the hoop and I was pissed and like now all of a sudden the intensity went up And I was like I'm just gonna get this guy in the post and go through him I don't care and I don't know what he was doing He like read it perfectly and then took the first bump and then the second one, he just pulled the chair for me and backed up and I fell on the asphalt and just yard sale. And I was so pissed and he went to help me up

and I was like, fuck off. And then he's like, what? Well, I was like, no, no, no, what you did was awesome. It worked. I'm just super pissed. I ate it and fell down on the ground. And he's like, that doesn't make a lot of sense. I was like it just to me The ole yeah, yeah, like I'm congratulating you on a tactically beautiful play

But I'm also really pissed you did it so yeah I'm first to big cats suggestion would be like in the NBA if there was a tie ball and then somebody just goes first That would get a good laugh. I would think. I like saying shirts and skins like right away. Just like half go go. Hey, we're skinned. You say it as a total joke. I bet Ryan like yeah, that should give me like heart palpitations. Where I'm like, oh, fuck.

Can we just skins? No, if you just go, you know, light shirts, dark shirts. Let's just do that. When no one's running shirts and skins, and then you get on and half pull your shirt up and scream, we'll be skins. And you don't know the other four guys. Usually, it's not a laugh as much as it's like, what?

Are you fucking out? I think we're good. I'm the guy who's in the corner being like, wait, no. I'm wearing white. He's got light blue, so we'll be on the same team. And just trying to like parse it all together being like, wait, no, no, I'm wearing white. He's got light blue, so we'll be on the same team and just trying to like parse it all together with like, he's got a little bit of a gray shirt you'd be on our team.

Yeah, all right, so what about reverse, Ryan? The guys who need some dog. The guys who are gonna be first round picks and they're good at basketball, but you'd like to see a little more grit, a little more something to them. Okay, I'm gonna go with two big guys off the jump here. They're good at basketball, but you'd like to see a little more grit, a little more something to them. Okay. I'm going to go with two big guys off the jump here.

Derek Lively, the freshman from Duke. This is a really weird draft in that, and I think this numbers right. I've shared it a few times before. But since Anthony Davis was the number one player in high school in his class, and then he went number one, every player that's been number one, as far as the rankings are concerned out of high school. I know there's some variation on those. Five of those 11 picks have gone number one. Every player that's been number one as far as the rankings are concerned at a high school. I know there's some variation on those. Five of those 11 picks have gone number one. And the lowest we've had a number one player in his class go. And again, the ratings

can fluctuate at times. It was a manual moody A who went seventh. You have actually four different players that at one point were number one in the high school class in this draft. And it's four if you include GG Jackson who who reclassified, who's obviously not, I don't think it's gonna go in the lottery. So you've got lively, you've got white head also at Duke, and they even get Nick Smith at Arkansas, who are all number one on rivals 24-7 in ESPN. And none of them are even gonna go in the lottery.

I don't know how lively ended up, I don't follow the high school stuff until after the fact, I just looked to see where they were ranked, so I didn't watch it. But I went back because I thought lively ended up, I don't follow the high school stuff until after the fact I just looked to see where they were ranked so I didn't watch it. But I went back because I thought lively, Duke, yes, defensively impactful, yes, really good on the on the rim runs and slipping the screen and knowing how to do that and being a really great lob threat because he's huge. But there are other times where he got the ball and if it wasn't off of something like

that, he'd look lost, like lost. And I still think he's going to go in the lottery. So I know there's video of him hitting threes at workouts. I mean, we've seen some of that stuff before. I think Mo Bomba, like, said a Larry Bird type record in some workout where he couldn't miss a shot. And again, cool. But with lively, I just need to see him be a little bit more comfortable with the basketball and I felt like it Duke. If it wasn't a lob, he was pretty unsure of what he wanted to do. The other guy, I think I'm going to go crowning. Yeah. Go ahead.

I was just going to say we had a theory that at Ohio State, when they run their 40 yard dash in football, when they time it at pro day, that their yard lines are slightly closer together than a yard. So so their 40 times are all blazing fast. Do you think that a team could get away with it? Like a college team or, or I guess if they were doing like a workout with their agent or somewhere overseas, if it was a European guy and they're they're working out in a gym and the rim is like two inches bigger.

Like a slightly larger rim during this workout. So, they're filling it up. They're scoring basketball in the workout. Do you think that the scouts would actually notice, hey, something's up here. The New York City rims, the mellow plays that. That one quart that all the guys play at, I swear to God, those rims are bigger.

Just make them just like two inches bit. Yeah, this is genius. I don't know that I've ever heard of anybody doing it, but why wouldn't one of the testing facilities that's like not a school, but where they do some of the joint workouts, like right after the combine out in California, there's all these different places that have these workouts. So all the teams fly out here and go up and down the coast. That's smart. You should do it. I don't know how anyone would ever notice it. I'm sure somebody hasn't yeah, yeah because soft Yeah, do you know this but like slightly larger? Yeah, hmm unless they get up there with their iPhone and like measure side to side

Nobody's doing that. They didn't get out of here. I swear to God. You know what you know what Jim I'm talking about Ryan the one in Manhattan that Mel is always playing at that's like it's it's all the pros play whenever they come to New York City. Yeah, that has bigger rims. I guarantee you it. We're gonna have to investigate. We're gonna boot out around. This is a million dollar idea here. Just start a company that makes bigger rims and you just sell it to like one agent or one one workout guru guy and then boom, you're swimming in money. I don't hate it. I don't hate it.

You probably should edit this out because you should pitch it big rims. Yeah, max, you know, seriously, like it could be a business. What would it be? Well, no, call a rennissous. I like that, that's good. Now what we do is we go and we bust.

They also spin it. We bust the people who are doing this Because now that we put it out there It's like a test of see who's Immoral and we'll go find them. So some team should hire us to go test the rents with the rim doctors Yeah, maybe you could bring back Doddits too remember those the spinners on the shoes Yeah, remember the e-space catalog will come and be like should I get yellow and red Doddits too. Remember those, the spinners on the shoes? Remember the East Bay catalog will come in, like should I get yellow and red Doddits? Of course.

I'm like, I'm not sure. So, East Bay was the best. East Bay was the best. So, I bought the jump shoes. I think in my late 20s, didn't work. Yeah, who would ever do that? No, who would do that? Not me.

Not me. I have a question, unless there's another guy that you say needs to get a bigger dog in them, but I have a question about one prospect in particular, who has a dog in them. Okay. Marquis Noel, Kansas State. Is he gonna be drafted or is he gonna go just,

is he gonna be very lonely on draft night? Cause he confirmed has a dog in them. It's just a very small, angry, aggressive dog. It's pretty small. It's pretty small dog. I don't even know. It's suck too, because they used to. It's pretty small. It's pretty small dog. I don't even know. It sucked too, because they used to do the measurements in shoes.

And so now I've got to like recalibrate all this stuff, because we'd be at the combine, right? And for whatever reason, the MBA measurement was always, like whatever you saw at the beginning of their career, it'd be like, hey, they have shoes on, right? So they just stopped doing that. So now everybody's just gonna be across the board like an inch and a half shorter than everybody else.

And yeah, he wasn't even on the list. So he might be up for adoption. Oh, yeah. Yeah, but you know what? Like they could have, they could have a whole campaign around it be like, he was a rescue. Yeah, who's say to? Yeah. Favorite, favorite guy that no one's talking about, you're a guy that you're going

to put your, your reputation on be like, this is my pick. Uh, well, I can't pick anybody up top then. Uh, you know what? I'm going to give you, I'm going to give you two, uh Maxis Prosper, the kid from Montreal Played at Marquette. I like him. I also like the kid from Pepperdine, Max Oluas, who's probably late first, early second. Lewis, to me, is like, if he were at a major, major program, I don't think this is even a question just based on his skill set and his size, and I think how much better he's going to get.

Also, he's like a really weird high school story where like, you know, they didn't have basketball this freshman year, like who goes to, who's like potentially going to play in the NBA. It's like, oh, too bad, no basketball in town. It's like footloose or something, you know, not a lot of dance. So then he had to play like JV and then he Transfered around it was it's just I'm not even sure after I read it. I was like, what is this? So When I watched him more and more, I'm like man this guy like full full on NBA body

NBA athleticism the shot making the dribbling the attacking all of it. I was like man I think he's better than where he's slotted. And then I think with Prosper, he's just so intense that I have a hard time believing like that kind of guy. You know, like whenever I look at somebody, I'm like, okay, the worst version of him is what? And then with him, I'm like, well, plays defense, makes enough threes, active,

roster guy. The best version is, you know, holy shit, you actually get somebody who's getting a second and third contract here, which is not as common as people make it out to be. You know, half the top 10 picks end up on another team or two or three years. Part of it's the value is a former top 10 pick for the next mad guy that wants to be traded somewhere. But, you know, you go through it and I'll do it again this year before the draft. You'd be shocked how often even the top picks don't even get to the second contract with the original team that draft him. So then you factor in like after 15, 16, 17, historically, like you're lucky to even get a rotation guy. And draft night it always feels like, oh, hey, this guy's going to do this and he's going to do that.

He's going to do this and like, yeah, man, actually, a lot of these guys are going to be in Turkey. So whenever I'm looking at the 20s, when I think of, okay, there's certain players that are better, you know, the kid from Xavier Colby Jones, it's just a better basketball player. Ben Shepherd from Belmont's a better basketball player than some of the other guys, but physically, I think Lewis and Prosper stand out in that group for me. Okay. What about Miller? What about Brandon Miller? Is any team out there, like, he might go second, right? Mike go third.

I would personally take skewed second, but is there any concern from NBA teams given what happened at Alabama this year? Is there any concern at all taking a guy that was associated with a shootout? I think there's concern up until they watch the take, you know, to be realistic about it. Like, I haven't heard a team say, oh, you know, anybody that's like, we wouldn't take him. Like, where are you picking 28?

No worry about it, you know, like, I just haven't heard anybody. I haven't heard anybody say, because not that many teams are even in the mix. And I think there's even teams that would be willing to trade up, depending on how the scoop. And I think there's even teams that would be willing to trade up, depending on how the scoop Miller thing plays out there. So not to be dismissive of what happened, his involvement of it, at all, but I think we all know with sports, especially with this thing kind of, like it felt like it kind of went away a little bit too.

You know, it doesn't have, you know, draft night, okay, fine, there'll be a story, there'll be a local paper that says that they shouldn't have, you know, draft night, okay, fine, there'll be a story, there'll be a local paper that says that they shouldn't have done this. And then, you know, once you get out, gets out there, like it's hard because I'm with you, like I like scoop better, but when you watch Brandon Miller go off, you're like, wait, I like somebody better than this dude. Like you just feel like you're gonna be wrong

because his shot making at that size and what you think you'd be able to do defensively, and it's not just the shots, but he's exactly what you want today's NBA, this massive wing who can shoot the hell out of the ball. Okay, a couple of last questions. This one you can do both. So it kind of sucks to ask,

but what is the one prospect that you've through your years of watching basketball? So this will be for even you or maybe even saying it on on radio or podcasts that you loved and sucked and It's sucking can't even say it's injury. He just sucked and then you give us the reverse the one guy that you've you've been like touting and you were dead on and no one else saw Okay, I love this. I'm gonna, I should always have it ready all the time. I'll go real quick. I always thought Shaq was just big.

Yeah, that's a tough one. He's not, he's not gonna have to play in the NBA. I was just like, he's just big. Like, it's not like, he's not skilled. He's just bigger than everyone. That was wrong. Well, he was also, I mean, I have a couple, I have a couple of international ones

way back in the day like Mohammed Serhsenei. And then there was another kid named Sergei Monia who I fucking loved. And then it was like what happened to him? Last year my late guy was Gabrielle Prachida. And he was in Berlin this year missing everything apparently. And I was like, man, pisses on what they're doing.

I was like, I'm so smart, I'm so smart. So I had a weird weakness for some of the international guys. I'm gonna blame Chad Ford, but this is like decades ago. Let's see, no, I liked Wendell. Look, I have misses like everybody. Craig Brackens with somebody I really liked.

I think I liked Marcus Pfizer, but I didn't realize he was like a hundred years old, with really bad knees, so I'm gonna give myself an out on that one. Who else did I like? I don't know that I liked Jared Culver all that much. I don't know, I feel like I'm not giving you enough here because I definitely have plenty of misses.

I liked Juan Blair, I thought that he was gonna be the truth. Yeah, but dude, honestly, forgot with no ACLs. The guy with no ACLs in both knees, like that was, he was actually pretty good, I thought. Yeah, I just didn't know what Derek was. I can't do his ass. I'm shocked Derek Williams, the number two pick behind Kyrie was that bad. Like he was, he played for a bunch of teams and it was weird too.

Like I think I see if I pull it up here. His college stats, I think he shot some absurd number. I'm gonna, I'm looking this up because remember, we used to do those chats on ESPN where it was on ESPN.com and they were like, what do you think of Derek Williams? And I was like, well, he's awesome. Remember him at Arizona? And he shot, he shot 57% on threes,

his second season at Arizona. He only took two, but 57% on threes. So I was like, well, he's not gonna shoot 57% on threes, his second season at Arizona. He only took two, but 57% on threes. So I was like, well, he's not gonna shoot 57% on threes, the rest of his life. And then a guy was like clearly in Arizona fan, was like, well, why don't you think he will? Like, well, he just, I don't know. Like, do I need to explain that to you?

So that was a whiff, because he was gone immediately. I like Jan Vesli's athleticism. The NBA did not. He lasted three years. I hate to say this about our guy Jim or but I was like I just don't see how an NBA team is going to let him take all these shots even though they went in. Yeah, I mean, I don't know. I feel like I'm not giving you this. Okay. And then who have you been right about? I was I was so well, let me see who else. I thought we were right about the problem. You guys are always, you were on that early. Like it's third or fourth year in the league,

you guys are like, this guy's gonna be awesome. No, no, no, I thought, I thought Luke Babbar, I thought Luke Babbar. Yeah, sorry, go ahead. No, yeah, we, we, no, the media got it right. Like we said he was the next chosen one. We were all right about that. He lived up to our expectations that we set for him. And I probably could do that.

He did do anything special if you actually go expectations wise. He has to win two more titles and then he will fulfill the prophecy but until he does that kind of a bust. Mm-hmm. Uh, it's kind of the prize greatest fask as last as long as he did. All right.

Um, the hits. When I was a little kid and Tate George hit the game winner against Clemson and then he went in the first round, I was like, Dad, what are the idiots? So that was Tate George. I had that one right. Uh, nice. I shared this one with Wojge, but before I was even in the media and I would sit at home with legal pads, this is what I was going one right. Nice. I shared this one with Wojge, but before I was even in the media

and I would sit at home with legal pads, this is so embarrassing. I'm not gonna admit this part, then, never mind. I, you know, you gotta set it. You would set it home with legal pads and you would just write down guys' names and be like, I love this guy. This was like before Reddit even existed, right?

This is not a long ago, this was. This is over 20 years even existed, right? This is not long ago this was. This is over 20 years ago. I wanted a team to make a trade. I wanted them to trade picks for this other veteran player. And so I was like, how come no one's talking about this? So I called the team. I think I was like 23. And I was like, hey, I was like,

are you guys hearing anything about this? And they put me on with like the lowest level person in PR. Like seriously, the team answer was like, hold on. It was almost as bad as PFT getting into Jason Kidd, which is poor, that poor lady. I hope she still has a job there with the box. I still can't believe that happened. So anyway, I call.

No, that was actually Deli. I call. I was Deli. No, but that's, you know, you called saying you were Delavadova to get to Jason kid and Jason kid ended up being on the air. And it was funny too, because guys were like, oh, we're still, what are you gonna start being immature because you have the bar stool guys on. I'm like, I don't care what you call us.

That's legitimately funny. Like anybody pulling that off, you got through to Jason kid. He just calls, he's like, hey, he's coached there. You know, like, hold on. So I called the team, I'm not to say the team or who the player was. And I was like, hey, have you heard anything about this trade? And they some some woman got on the phone. And she's like, the team is aware that that is something going on. But we have no official comment on this time. And I'd be like, all right, I'd turn Madden back on. Like, and I was like,

what did you think you were? And I'd be like, all right, I'd turn Madden back on. And I was like, what did you think you would do to this all? I thought you were like a legitimate member of the media asking for a quote on it, but you were just a guy with an idea. Yeah, I was just a guy with an idea. Like a guy with an idea. Today. All right, that was a good idea. I tried to plant the seeds of this guy moving.

What'd you do today? That's incredible. You know, it's like a mock Twitter account with the fake wroges and the fake everybody's and all these guys like I I used to have a legal pad out and I would keep notes on different stuff I was seeing and I didn't even work I was bartending. I mean, that's that's fucking insane behavior. I shouldn't even have admitted that. Yeah, but that's actually better Ryan because that's better because people like oh, he's a loser. He sits at home all day and watches all these games like no you've always been a loser

Yeah, right. I was cool actually when I was doing Yeah, that's that's way weird Yeah, Richard Jefferson was another that one when Richard Jefferson when his ladies he did I'm like do these people not see what I just saw and I I was like, okay, I'm gonna have to be a GM. These guys suck at it. And then once I learned how they did it, it was actually his job's really, really hard. And there's no way to improve with cap space really.

Most of the teams have to waste their cap space. And then draft picks are total coin toss. If a guy you draft ends up just not liking basketball, you're fucked, your owners get pissed, you get fired every three years. And then if you have a really good player, but it's not a cool city, you're fucked, your owners get pissed, you get fired every three years. And then if you have a really good player, but it's not a cool city, you're gonna lose him too. So the job, as I learn more about it,

I respect the job a lot more than I used to when I was just a dude who was cheering on teams. So if you put on your GM hat right now, and you're the spurs, do you already start to build around Wimbledon Yama? How do you do that? Do you wait until he gets a year in the league and you see exactly how he translates on the court

and then you're like, okay, now I have an idea of who we should pick up, who we should put around him. Or do you do that right now? I think you just start the process with it and I'm not to rip off the Sixers term there, but I think it's gotten used so much. It doesn't even apply to them necessarily. I think he's gonna be pretty good defensively immediately. I'd be shocked if he wasn't

making a defensive impact. They're not a good team, but they're a great organization, and it's actually like a great spot for him, because I think they're going to take it serious and do it the right way. I'd imagine if they have access to anybody that's good, you know, it's going to cost them more, because if it's a vet who's good, it's like, I don't know that I want to go there right now. I'd imagine they're going to cost them more because if it's a vet who's good, it's like, I don't know that I want to go there right now. I'd imagine they're going to just do shorter contracts. And next year's draft is like, Erdi, people are talking about it. Like last year, they were saying how bad is historically bad.

24 was going to be, you know, things can change and momentum. But when you start going through it, you're like, whoa. So I don't think it's worth like tanking or being bad again on purpose. I mean, the weird thing is, is all the teams that are generally bad have been stockpiling so much talent the last couple of years, that there's no clear team of like, okay, they're definitely going to suck. So San Antonio could still have one of the three or four worst records because Orlando feels like they're building something.

Houston's trying to figure it out. Detroit's getting this awesome back court back once Cade comes back. Okay, C. Was he supposed to be good this year and they were competitive. Marketing is taken such a jump with Kessler. So like, you know, a lot of years we had all these teams like those six teams are going to be dreadful. And it was happening this year. We saw those teams that normally are not going to have great records.

You're like, you know what, there's actually pretty talented because they've been bad for so long. They finally hit on some of these picks. So San Antonio could still be in the mix or what's not a great lottery. I just think everything they do, they're not gonna have access to like a franchise changing player to pair with Wimbledon Yamma this early. They're just not,

because that guy's not gonna demand to be traded to San Antonio. I don't know that that's ever happened, even when they were good, unless it was a guy at the end of his thing or wanted to kind of show up and try to get a ring. So they're not positioned for that. I think everything they do has to be short term for the right guys around them knowing they're going to reinvent this thing a couple times around women. Okay. I like it. All right. I got one last question. Robak question, RHO, BACK, dot com use code, take 20% off your first purchase, QZPOLs, hoodies, shorts, joggers, everything, robak.com, promo code, take, rowback.com.

All right. Last question. Are you a wizard's fan now? No. He's going to be bought out or traded. How do you know that? Oh, come on. Let PFT have a moment.

Come on. Listen, we're building something here in the district, Ryan. Like everyone says the wizards don't have a plan. Why would they give Bradley Beale super max contract and a no trade clause and then trade him the very next year for absolutely nothing. They don't understand the big picture that we had in place, which was we're getting Chris Paul. We're building the big three, big four, even if you count Kuzma, Pursingus, Kispert, got Kispert and Chris and Johnny Davis, and Johnny Davis come into his own

I know wait 20 minutes. I was wrong. I'm going my judge. He had a tent up Johnny. I was barely playing. I told I told John Thompson the third I ran into him at a rugby game about a year ago And I was like I got I was drunk and I was like I got two words for you Johnny Davis draft Johnny Davis. He's a what what, what do you like, Johnny Davis? I was like, the key can fill it up. He's just, he's a score. Score the bad. He took Johnny Davis and then, then I watched him and I was like, I may have given John Thompson bad advice on that one.

Sorry. He's gonna be, he needs some time. He needs some time. He should have, he should have come back. I think a good thing. It's a junior year. It's better for a V a veteran if they buy him out because Chris Paul can't own the city this quickly. That's true. That's a good point. Now, where would you in your wildest dreams run?

Your deepest, I was going to say darkest fantasies, but most, most erotic fantasies. Where would you like to see Chris Paul play next year? Ah. Phoenix. I'd actually like to see him. I got one for you. I think you know, I'm not like the biggest homer on all the stuff, but I would love to see him in Boston.

Because I think it makes sense. He would be good. He would be good. They need a point card. I got one for you. What about Milwaukee and they trade Drew for a new younger piece? I don't think they need to do that. They don't want to trade Drew and Drew's better defensively than Chris at this stage. And look Chris Paul wasn't good this year. He wasn't good this year.

So, you know, I don't think you need to be trading like a major asset for him. I think it's just a smaller asset or you wait on the buyout market because there's a really good chance to the Wizards might do him a solid here and say 15 million bucks. Okay. So not a, not a Wizards fan. Yeah, even though he is on the Wizards right now. I ordered a jersey. Don't get me wrong, but that just got you got it. I got to have every one. You know, if I'm going to do it right, I got to have everyone. So, yeah, like coach cows basement grinds, grinds kitchen just has every Chris Paul, it's was he hanging behind. Decorator, when the decorator came by, she's a, yeah, she's a friend, you know,

Clarissa, she's a decorator and she came by and she was like, why do you have all the Chris Paul jerseys hanging over the balcony windows? And I was like, well, Karissa, she's a decorator and she came by and she was like, why do you have all the Chris Paul jerseys hanging over the balcony windows? And I was like, well, they're, they're two jerseys in each one so the people outside can see it too. And then I flip them and avoid some. When Chris Paul decides his new team, Ryan's like, the Vatican city, there's the white billowed smoke coming out of his house. It's like, we've made a decision.

Yeah. A flame coming out with just, you ignite C4 energy powderowed smoke coming out of his house. It's like we've made a decision. Yeah, a flame coming out with just, he ignites C4 energy powder and they come inside of his chimney. We made our decision. All right, well, Ryan, thank you. We said we're gonna need you for 25 minutes. This only took 40, that's pretty good for us. No, I know, it's part, it's mostly,

I feel like that's really good. I. No, I know. It's part it's mostly like that's really good. I was thinking about it just be quick. No, answer. Yeah, and I was like don't do that. All right, thanks guys. You're the best. Thank you very much. Thank you.

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Okay, let's wrap up, we got FAQs, Henry? Yes. Wait, I actually just got an FAQ on Twitter that I'd like to read real quick. I have one too. Hey guys, my wife just asked me what the best stiff arm to ever exist is any suggestions. I literally just got this tweet. Shout out Brian. Brian, I'm on Lynch.

Right there. Okay, yeah. He tweeted it you as well. Okay. What's up guys? Just curious on what your ultimate goal is for each of you. Like, are you going to do this podcast forever? Is Big Hat gonna have a big boy job, like VP or something?

No. It's a pity you're gonna have that kid and live happily ever after. What the fuck are Hank's goals? Just genuinely curious on what the future holds besides Chicago love the show. Ooh, good question. That is a very good question. I know, mine.

I'll give a real answer. I would like to do this show for as long as we are still good at it. Okay. Like I could envision, my perfect brain, five to seven years from now, we're like, hey, we're really good, but maybe we're fading a little, we're getting a little older, and then we walk out on top. I want to die on the mic. Okay.

Go out, go out on my sword as a legend in the middle of a Hitler reference. Yeah. Yeah, there we go. No, I don't, I would like to do the show for, I mean, like, could you envision us doing set 50? That's a question. I think it would be a little bit sad if we're in our 50s doing the show.

Like in my head, I've always thought like, once we get to like mid 40s, so that's like seven years from now, it would be like a reassessment of like, what should we do? Maybe we just keep doing it. Maybe we keep doing it forever. Or I'll say this, I don't think there will be

another show that I ever do. Like I would never, I'd never be like, all right I'm done, I'm gonna go make another one. You know what I mean? I'd be like, I'm done, but I'm like done working the way we work. I think yeah. Like I wouldn't work this, these hours. This is probably the last like major full show undertaking that I ever want to commit like can you imagine promoting a new show from scratch?

No, that would be very tough. Yeah, I agree with you PFT like the It's I want to do it forever, but forever is a very long time. It is it really is it really is like The real answer is like whenever PFT and Hank and I all realize that it's sad that we're still doing this whenever PFT and Hank and I all realize that it's sad that we're still doing this, then we'll stop. Hopefully not too late. Yeah, no, it's not sad. It's definitely five years. It's definitely gonna be a little too late.

Yeah, it's not too late. Yeah, but I don't wanna do, there would never be like, it would never be like, we're done doing part in my take. Oh, I'm gonna do this new show that's just like part in my take. Hopefully it gets, no, it would be like, I'm gonna do like new show that's just like part of my take. Hopefully it gets, no, it would be like, I'm gonna do like one podcast a week on someone else's show. Yeah, what about you Hank?

You said that you had a definite answer. I would definitely never be a VP of anything. I would like to have enough money that I can live on the beach somewhere and have a Marachi band on staff that just kind of falls me around. Okay, that sounds like hell. Like all day every day.

It's Don's up in Coduro on repeat. Like Canelo? Canelo literally has that. Yeah, I mean that's always been my goal. That's my dream. Yeah. Yeah, it is sad to think about. But I mean, yeah, eventually.

Well, can't live forever. Would you have enough money to just play golf every day? Obviously. Well, yeah, if you have a Marachi band on staff. A Marachi band, yeah. I think they'll also be a point where it's Marachi. Yeah, it's a guy with Marachi. You invented new genre of music.

But until it stops being fun, I don't know why I would ever stop. Yeah, we have the best job in the world. I was talking to a family member the other day and I said, when I was in high school, if I were to describe what my ideal job would be, it would be this job. And my guidance council would have said

Well, that job doesn't exist. Yeah, and so somehow it does so I'm not dumb enough to ever let go of it Also when we stop doing this podcast someday We will definitely wait like five to ten years and then do a reunion tour and make a lot of money Yeah, we've talked about that last show ever be fucking sick Do six last shows like in our 50s and we're like part of my take of money. Yeah, we've talked about that. That would be fucking sick. Do six last shows. If we're like in our 50s and we're like, part of my take on tour. Yeah, that would be awesome.

Let's debate whether or not Baron Trump is the greatest basketball player of all time after a six ring. Great pick. I said Baron. Baron's a host. Baron is already. Baron and Bronnie, same team.

Yeah, be incredible. Mending fences across America. Would you cut off your non dominant? Do you think brought LeBron James would not allow brony to play with Baron? I mean, yeah, if he doesn't want him to win any any rings, would you cut off your non dominant hand to guarantee your favorite NFL team with back-to-back championships? At some point in your life, Hank doesn't count. It's hard enough being a boss in sports fan. Non-dominant. I wouldn't. I don't really have a dominant hand. I have a dominant hand.

Even my dominant hand kind of sucks. I'd go, I'd definitely cut off a finger. A hand is a lot. So that's a nut. I'll give up a nut. That's kind of my dominant hand. Yeah. Well, I guess this is one of those questions

that if the Bears continue to suck, and I'm like 80 then yeah, but You got to like like maybe maybe the win. Yeah, that's got a beauty You kind of be like max like maybe someday the win. Yeah, I would get a hook I would do like the old school pirate hook. Oh, I just have a nub Yeah, just and then reach that hand out to shake people's hands and make them be like what the fuck? No, and just the real self-conscious. I would just go around to bars and challenge people who rocks, people who shoot and then shoot my nub

and be like, what? You always do rock. So, oh, so Bella's wondering who has the highest phone screen time. Don't, I don't know. Don't want to know. Mine is seven hours, seven, little over seven hours. I think I'm the lowest I look

I pop some every Sunday. I refuse to look How do you look I will never look you go to the far away? Seven out seven hours and two minutes Daily average I do I do not want to know I don't want to know how often I was refreshing it today You got a look. Okay. It tells you today. Where do I go? You gotta look. You gotta look. Okay, it tells you today, where do I go? Screen time.

Holy shit. You go set it. What do you got, Billy? Five hours. That's a lie. What? Let's see it. Five hours.

Five minutes. Okay. Turn on screen time. My screen time is not even on. Oh. Zero hours. Oh, Hank's got me beat. What is it?

Seven hours and 21 minutes. What were you doing last night between the hours of midnight and one and your room? Can you guys try to find your highest day on there? Memes, what's yours? Memes, you gotta be out. Last week I averaged like 10 over 10. Oh my God.

Jesus. I'm happy not to be the number one. It's funny because like I have an Apple watch. So if you counted that in addition to everything, like the Apple tricks you, you're just looking at a different screen. How do you find, how do you find highest day? Go down and then scroll over.

I feel like that's not an average. How many notifications? How many notifications? Sunday we sat in AC all day. Dude, seven hours is tough. I averaged 280 notifications a day. It's a lot of notice. My Sunday was 9.56. Yeah, no, that's my Sunday budget. Send my phone for 12 hours. Yeah, that's mostly

head. We had a good time watching the stiff arm. I spent three hours. I spent three hours on Twitter a day. I don't know how to find the highest day. All right, I'm sure it's probably like an NFL Sunday or college, well actually, no, it's probably March Madness when we're in the middle of March Madness. I'm probably at like 28 hours in the 24 hour drive. There's certain things you would just prefer not to know.

I don't want to step on a scale and I don't want to know what my screen time is. Seven hours, I feel like it's fine. Yeah, I went with this one. Hey boys, does Max take gigantic Ls, even when he is not camera? What is the best L you've seen Max take that is not recorded for all of us to see?

It was kinda nice when he finished second and fortnight. That was just pure Max too, that was even for content. He's actually like decently put together, except when he wears that shirt that has holes. No, he looks like he's been eating it. He wore like, we've been on, I feel like we've been on the road for a month, but he has six holes with, six shirts with holes in it.

We get hungry. I get hungry. He's body just absorbs his shirt. He's like, why didn't you hold your shirt? You know, it's a light shirt. I was like, what does that mean? Oh yeah, the shirt that I got. The purple one.

Stiff-formed with was, there was lots of holes in it. It's probably more than that. I might cheat shirts. I don't spend more than like $15 on t-shirts. Okay. No, he doesn't take these. And they get holes. He's pretty good.

Anything else? Will, do you have one? Come on up. Yeah, say it in the mic. Our friend Will Levis is here. Nashville resident. Tennessee Titan. There you can just, oh yeah, come on up. Yeah, say it in the mic. Our friend Will Loveis is here. Nashville resident Tennessee Titan. There you can just, oh yeah, yeah, come on up. Don't get hurt.

It's good to be here, good to be here. The beautiful bar, excited for the opening. What was your favorite memory from the draft? Ooh. Like I was saying, like there's a lot of stuff that went down that night that I mean, only me and the closest ones of my family really know about and it was just really crazy experience but I mean I'm really grateful to be where I am right now

right now right here in Nashville it's incredible it's the start of the championship DVD like that they're gonna they're gonna do the like and you know we'll love us the shot of that and they just like super well you know who else dropped in the draft Aaron Rogers yes facts Tom read yeah yeah they're gonna throw those out every every year you You know, and someone that happens to somebody. Tom Trump. You know, I'm draft. True. How are your bone spurs? They okay? They're good. Okay. All right. What's your FAQ? All right. Hello, big cat. Father of three. You're the father of one. Hank. Father of Max. Yes. Max. Yes. Max and Billy, please start.

I was thinking, I know you guys don't cut a lot, but were there any things that you guys have had to either ever cut from the show, whether it was just dialogue or whatever, or conversely, or the things that you had to cut that you wish you would have kept in, because in retrospect, it would have been funnier, interesting, whatever. On Draft Night, Hank had some pretty nasty things

to say about you. No, we don't actually cut a lot. It's pretty, it's pretty few and far between. Maybe every now and then a joke that maybe didn't land. Maybe cutting up the big guess the other day. Probably should have done that. Yeah, we did do a big, yeah, we probably should have cut that we alluded to a big guest on Monday

because we did have a big guest, but that was cut. Yeah. Which, parts I wish I left in. Yeah, yeah, right. So that was, Shadow Sean Evans, he's the fucking man. That was awesome.

Yeah, he was a great interview, but we probably should have cut us saying there's a big guest on Monday when we thought it was gonna be a different guest that we then cut. Yep. And we'll just leave it at that. Yeah, we'll drop little hints every now and then. It's gonna be a funny little trail of bread crumbs. We'll try to figure out who the big interview was.

Yeah. It didn't exactly work out. Yeah. So there's been three important might take history. Three interviews didn't air. Dan Bilzerian. Yep. Mystery guest and big Big Poppy number two.

Big Poppy, yeah. Yep. And Pajardery Guest. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. That's cool, because he didn't speak English. He didn't speak English. He came on and we were doing it through a translator and we're like, what?

So yeah, that was a good question. Great question, great question. All right, should we do numbers? It is. One vlog clip. What was that? That was good. What? Oh, yeah.? It is. One vlog clip. What was that? No, I was kidding. What?

Oh, yeah. Yeah, there is a vlog clip that we've got. We'll tell you about it after. Yeah, we'll tell you about it after. All right, we'll do the random number generators. This counts. This counts. Will, why don't you lead us off.

Numbers. This is X-6, that's 69. Yeah. There we go, nice one. I was going to have it. No, no, yeah off numbers? Yeah, I was gonna Got it you got it he had it first look I know I know I'm gonna win without 69 and it's gonna feel good. Yeah, okay 91 17 8 21 once you got this 20 Once you got this 20

Four four you guess for sometimes right memes do you have a number yet will Uh, no, I don't actually go for it right now. It should be four. What is it between? I mean, I've been riding with I was riding with seven at first because that was my college number. Okay Um, and there was a brief time period where I wasn't listening to the show as much as I couldn't because of time. And then I got back into it and I started going with eight. So I'm okay. Okay. Okay.

Wait, but he was asking, are you saying like a number? Jersey now. Jersey now. I thought you were asking like, I have a lottery ball number yet. Yeah, that's okay. That's really important. Yeah, set that.

That's so much. I'm number eight though. Okay, you are. Okay, all right, number eight now. Can we, what are their. All right number eight now. Can we what other numbers were possible? I forget I Think maybe ten Ten strong numbers. You're sure biscuit. What are the worst quarterback numbers?

I don't know I feel like Johnny, United's was nineteen Yeah, that's it. I don't I honestly I honestly really I really messed with like shape Patterson when we went in the 20s. I thought that was different in unique and I'm waiting for some quarterback to rocket 20s number Are you allowed to in college at least? Okay, yeah, that is weird. Hey, we just said nine cuz of Nick Foles Who is 99 99 GG? What? Yeah, no, but there was a quarterback to one 99. I don't know shot. Thanks Okay, we're gonna be seven. Okay, I think it was in to $1.99. I don't know shot. Thanks. Oh, thanks. OK, we're nearly seven. OK. I think it was in like D3.

Oh, OK. Yeah. Oh, OK. I remember that. Yeah. All right, that's the show. Thank you, Will. Yeah, thanks for having me. Love you guys.

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